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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show. Let me tell you what happened yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I knew this it was only ever going to end

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Speaker 1: this way. A week and a half ago, got this

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Speaker 1: new oven and Rob for me and s You think

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Speaker 1: he could have turned up himself with this Bronco and

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Speaker 1: drop it off. But these people turned up and it

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Speaker 1: couldn't be installed straight away. We had to get like

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Speaker 1: a fitter to come and sort the kickboard out and

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Speaker 1: install and be there with the gas technician all of that.

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Speaker 1: So it was dropped into the garage. And every day, right,

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Speaker 1: I've seen that big solid unit right, this oven, I thought.

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Speaker 1: I kept saying, so, how are they gonna how are

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Speaker 1: they going to lift it? I saw all I was

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Speaker 1: worried about every day it was in there, like even

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Speaker 1: when I was sleeping at night, coming for you, I'm

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Speaker 1: a problem. I was just getting so anxious. Then suddenly

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Speaker 1: it was the day and the two guys who were coming,

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Speaker 1: the carpenter and the gas technician. One of them was

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Speaker 1: I'm ature gentleman, right, So I said, look, I'll help

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Speaker 1: you lift it. And they were like, don't worry about it,

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Speaker 1: you know, And I said no, no, no, no, And I

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Speaker 1: sort of looked at one of them to say, oh,

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Speaker 1: the old ancient mariner can't do it. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: to see of Corte's my old friend, take a rest.

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Speaker 1: I've got him from here. He had a lovely guy,

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Speaker 1: but he had those old sort of old guy tattoos.

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Speaker 1: You know, they're like a different color so much you

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Speaker 1: can't tell what. And he had like dungarease, and he

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Speaker 1: had a little bit of a limp and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: And I went to him, hey, listen, I'll help your

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Speaker 1: mate here, okay, And he like, no, no, no, it's

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Speaker 1: all right. We do this all time. I work out

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Speaker 1: three times a week DJ by day, pro athlete, okay,

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Speaker 1: pro athlete during the day. As soon as this beast,

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Speaker 1: I know I haven't got it, but being a guy,

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Speaker 1: I can't go. Oh, you're stuck in that situation't it right.

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Speaker 1: The old man's looking at me, he knows you ain't

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Speaker 1: got it, all right, And I'm okay, And no track

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Speaker 1: now it's really slipperate, too larger. It was only because

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Speaker 1: they want me. They want me. I'm rubberte y es white.

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Speaker 1: Did you smear it on purpose of vascinine? I don't

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Speaker 1: serve a prank. They obviously smear it in some kind

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Speaker 1: of industrial lubricant. It's thicker than vascaline to glide it

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Speaker 1: into the hole where the oven's gotta go. As soon

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Speaker 1: as I get hold of it, I can't my hands.

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Speaker 1: But they had like manhands, you know, a lot with

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Speaker 1: calluses where they can just grip stuff. I can't. It's

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Speaker 1: sliding as I'm moving. We've got soft button hands. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're Vader fingers, all right and straight. While this is

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Speaker 1: this brain, the old ancient marinic goes, how was the

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Speaker 1: sea of Corte's my weary traveler? He goes, I'll walk

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Speaker 1: with you. I can't then go. You don't need to

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Speaker 1: do that. I just got close, and the inevitable wappens

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Speaker 1: going along, right, I realize, Jesus, I'm losing the grip

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Speaker 1: of a brand new Do you do nothing when you

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Speaker 1: know it's going You go? Well, I can. Speed's the

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Speaker 1: only thing that'll save me. Now. So if I pick up.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the back of end. There's a guy in

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Speaker 1: front of me, and he got I just start to

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Speaker 1: rush it forward, like at some moment I'm going to

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Speaker 1: launch it like a shot put into the wall. He goes,

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Speaker 1: so down right. I'm it's getting I'm getting lower and lower.

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Speaker 1: Our ancient manner has to come in. I know, because

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Speaker 1: he comes in with such force to save my oven.

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Speaker 1: It goes flying into the utility door, taking a chip

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Speaker 1: out of it. I'm not exaggerating it. I'm not the

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Speaker 1: ovens like this. Right, we're tilted at an angle. I

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Speaker 1: keep going. I didn't want to. It was a slippery guys.

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Speaker 1: My balls have gone up into my throat the utter.

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Speaker 1: Shame right, those two people aren't gonna tell everyone about

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Speaker 1: that English teacher. You can't carry oven, especially because you

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Speaker 1: volunteer from a man who carries ovens every day for

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Speaker 1: his job. Boy, he started with his dad. He's one

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Speaker 1: long line of oven men. They put it down and

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Speaker 1: I go, it's so slippery. They're not looking at each

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Speaker 1: other like what. I go. You guys are right here,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, I just gonna go and get something.

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Speaker 1: They're back in five minutes. Get my car, just so please,

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Speaker 1: I need you to come out and sympathies.

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Speaker 2: That I've dropped it. I dropped its dent in it.

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Speaker 2: It's brightnt there's already a dent in it. And Sarah

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Speaker 2: was like going oh my god, it was perfect. And

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Speaker 2: then your dad had to be a macho man. The

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Speaker 2: kids like said dad stomp being a masse franchile.

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