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Speaker 1: While you're at Hume.

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Speaker 2: This is Will and WOOLLI. Good afternoon everyone, Yeah, Will

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Speaker 2: and Moody a Monday afternoon, live from wood He's front porch.

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Speaker 2: Whether you're at home or on the drive home, We're

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Speaker 2: on iHeart Radio or it's got a Crackerjack show this afternoon,

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Speaker 2: as always on a Monday. If you've got good small talk,

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Speaker 2: you can win something We've stolen from media Baroness Beck Judd.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it is some prize this afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Will, Plus I'm putting on the Live from the Porch Extravaganza,

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Speaker 4: all thanks to Ruffy Rustic Foods, Ross Nobles locked in

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Speaker 4: nih Valvo. And today I've got the number of the

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Speaker 4: number one selling artist on the Aria Chants. I got

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Speaker 4: their number. I'm gonna be cold calling them. Will you

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Speaker 4: may as well inc that bad.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's not say that. And I'm glad that you

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Speaker 2: did some work over the weekend because on we had

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Speaker 2: a dog on the show. Well, it was a remind

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Speaker 2: you of that, and I'll remind the audience of that,

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Speaker 2: and I'll continue to remind them of that.

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Speaker 3: I was signed up the river with that dog. I

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Speaker 3: was told the dog could sing.

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Speaker 4: The dog clearly couldn't sing, and I apologize to everyone,

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Speaker 4: and I will I will never support performing animals on

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Speaker 4: this show again.

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Speaker 2: Well, you shouldn't support performing animals full stop. It's illegal.

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Speaker 3: When I've said that atlantating.

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Speaker 2: Now, what's right now, though, I am going to talk

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Speaker 2: about something really boring. So what I'm gonna do is

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Speaker 2: I have to I have to get out the boring

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Speaker 2: news before we can have a bit of fun with it. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So you'll hear a bing. You'll hear that when I've

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Speaker 2: got through the boring bit, and that's when you notice

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Speaker 3: Okay, get into it, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Scott Morrison is recruiting nations to investigate China about how

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Speaker 2: they've handled the coronavirus. You stop boring. So so far

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Speaker 2: he's recruited sixty two different countries to try and have

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Speaker 2: a formal investigation into China. Cool, and I imagine that,

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Speaker 2: you know, circles around largely them eating raw bats. Now.

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Speaker 2: What this reminds me of, though, is when I was

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Speaker 2: really little and I would do something wrong like China

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Speaker 2: have done something wrong, and then I would go and

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Speaker 2: I'd recruit all my other siblings to go and cover

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Speaker 2: up the wrongness. No one's done something bad, but let's

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Speaker 2: all chat and get in the same level. And then

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Speaker 2: you have to bribe certain siblings to be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: do you want to come and you know, keep this

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Speaker 3: Yoah, Like you've done here very good.

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Speaker 2: So I'm thirteen six five. I'd like from the people

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Speaker 2: is what did you get out of by your sibling

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Speaker 2: bribing you? So you've had one of those moments where

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Speaker 2: you've hurt your siblings or your siblings at you. They

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Speaker 2: have said to you, hey, please don't tell mum yep,

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Speaker 2: and then you've gone, what are you going to give

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Speaker 3: I've been the offender? Can I be the offender here? Will?

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Speaker 2: Yep? Do you want me to tell you that story?

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Speaker 2: I love you to?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So basically I'm really embarrassed about this perp.

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Speaker 2: Sven Races is when you weed in your sister's keep cup.

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Speaker 4: No, okay, we're amazingly it involves we and again I

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Speaker 4: apologize this is mature, but I was six or seven

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Speaker 4: was quite I was a tubby kid, which actually addressed before.

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Speaker 4: So I used to actually we in the heating duct

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Speaker 4: of the house. Right, shocking behavior, Absolutely shocking behavior, and

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Speaker 4: I'm really embarrassed about it. But my brother saw me

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Speaker 4: been doing it for, you know, all summer and anyway.

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Speaker 4: I said to him, like, mate, we can't tell mom

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Speaker 4: park to play footy, you have to go and retrieve

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I did that for my entire.

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Speaker 2: Childhood because he didn't want him to tell.

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Speaker 3: Of course it would have been rock bottom.

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Speaker 4: Of course, it's still backfired for me though, because when

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Speaker 2: Alright, alright, anybody else out there, you're right like little

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Speaker 2: trying to stop them from telling maumast Now have you

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Speaker 3: I got Sonya here on thirteen one six five. Sonya

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Speaker 5: This now, Yeah, I have. I bribed my brother. He

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Speaker 5: used to get him to sign my permission slips so

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 2: That's Onny. That's not bribinghood, that's blackmail, which you get

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Speaker 2: extra points for on the show. So thanks for coming

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Speaker 2: on much appreciate. We've got Anna here. Anna. We're talking

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Speaker 2: bribing or blackmailing siblings, apparently to stop mum and dad

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I blackmailed my brother a few years ago. He he

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Speaker 5: backed his car over my dad's golf clubs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I like out the time. He was in

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Speaker 5: a panic and promised me that he would transfer me

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Speaker 5: five bucks every week to make me be quiet.

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Speaker 3: Plan with no end date. Anna, there wasn't.

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Speaker 7: I think he forgot about it, but it's.

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Speaker 2: Still going so sorry.

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Speaker 3: How old are you thirty and you're still paid five

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a few years now.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, Wow, thanks savvy kid. I mean you normally if

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a tim tam if you don't tell

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Speaker 2: mum and dad sort of thing, you know, five dollars

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the payment plan is huge there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got Lori here thirty one h six y

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Speaker 3: You've been in this.

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Speaker 2: I have certainly been in this, but I was on

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Speaker 8: We're a housekeeper. She used to smoke cigarette, so I thought,

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Speaker 8: you know, this is fascinating. I'm going to try this. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Sick?

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, super streat so to five years.

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Speaker 8: I topped everything, broken boxes. She would, if you don't

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Speaker 2: Mouth and lit all of them and she was footing.

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Speaker 2: Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen Jenneres she she is, she's in a

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Speaker 3: The floodgates just opened, didn't that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who.

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Speaker 4: I forget who started it, But it was like one

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Speaker 2: Say, I've been saying it for a long time, that's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been saying that for years.

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Speaker 2: I just haven't been a huge yeah and I but it.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't you will because no one will listen to it.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't you.

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Speaker 2: I've been saying it for you.

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Speaker 4: You've been saying it, but again, no one listens to

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Speaker 2: Of work on her show, saying that that she treated

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Speaker 2: the staff that worked behind the scenes. Recently, even more recently,

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Speaker 3: She likened it to prison.

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Speaker 5: One thing that I've learned from being in quarantine is

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Speaker 5: It's mostly because I've been wearing the same clothes for

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Speaker 2: Now, look, I think you think it's a pretty good gag,

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Speaker 3: She's obviously making a joke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good joke, And as soon as

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Speaker 2: going to find a reason to pull the trigger. Yes, agreed,

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Speaker 2: that's a good quoe. You should write that down. Now,

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Speaker 2: all the people that she's of, the people that she's

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Speaker 2: wrote no memoirs. That's because she's a bit She was

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Speaker 2: a traditionalist originally around gay marriage. So about fifteen twenty

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Speaker 2: years ago she said she wasn't for it, and she

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Speaker 3: Wow. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Another one is Kathy Griffin.

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Speaker 2: Had a huge falling out apparently, and Ellen's had her

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Speaker 2: blacklisted for a really really long time. Yeah. Another big

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Speaker 2: one here, though, Vince Vaughan Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughan is

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Speaker 2: apparently blacklisted from going on Ellen because in a trailer

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Speaker 2: for the movie The Dilemma, he said this, ladies and

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Speaker 2: gentlemen electric cars, they're totally gay.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: I don't mean that they're homosexual gay, but I do

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Speaker 2: mean your parents with the chaperone at the dance gay, right,

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Speaker 2: you tuck it in and we're real high gay.

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Speaker 4: So she saw the trailer, not even the film, and

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, out of context, it's it's not a

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Speaker 2: great joke. No, I mean, like, no, it's a shocking.

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Speaker 2: It's very very old thing to be saying that something's gay,

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Speaker 4: No, I know, I like Pete Heller and Pete heller'sborg

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't think I'm in a position to blacklists.

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Speaker 3: Have listened to this, so I ask you then, Jess.

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Speaker 4: Lisa, I'm so sorry, it's confusing, And Jess, when you

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Speaker 3: And already I get nervous around celebrities.

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Speaker 4: No, because we had really good tea chat after we

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Speaker 7: You sure that it's the coronavirus restrictions that are the inhibitor?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, owes whack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that hurt.

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Speaker 3: That did hit.

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Speaker 2: They did see him going.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm okay with think so I'm going to get

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Speaker 2: Well, these only get worse. Charlie Pickering. Pickering Pickering came

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Speaker 3: Is this moment when you were hosting the New Year's party.

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Speaker 2: We're getting ready to count it down to the magical moment.

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Speaker 6: The only time it's okay to kill a police officer.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I got I actually got a lot of death

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Speaker 3: Actually makes me uncomfortable because they looked at me.

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Speaker 2: It gets better, It gets better. You think that that

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Speaker 4: Little fun fact, Jess, Yes, I'm actually a marriage celebrant.

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe your team would have told you, maybe

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't get told that, but that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, so it's not happening.

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Speaker 1: So you want to gossip wad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm so, Jess, I'm Jess.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, sorry, mate, your hands.

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Speaker 3: Cry? That was actually traumatic? That was actually traumatic, Jess.

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Speaker 2: Now, boys surely now boys out, I've taken.

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Speaker 3: And you can pass it on to mailboy. You can

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Speaker 3: never come on this show.

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Speaker 2: Podcasting.

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Speaker 4: Now, if you've got good small talk, if you can

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Speaker 4: come on and share with us some good small talk,

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Speaker 4: you go home with a one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Dollars Maya gift card. Holy guacamali.

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Speaker 4: It's got to be good, though, thirty and I don't know, okay,

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Speaker 4: if you have no idea, I can't claim that one.

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Speaker 2: But but we've got it huge, We've got assure, Yeah, inspect.

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Speaker 2: You're just getting sent gift cards these.

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Speaker 4: Days, yeah, heaps of them, heap. So I think she's

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Speaker 4: but you know, because she's not in the office, liquid

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Speaker 4: I six five. You want to give some good small talk, yeah,

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Speaker 4: give us a call. But your small talk does have

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Speaker 4: to be good will. Yeah, like these people.

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Speaker 7: I had a gentleman through his driver's license at me

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Speaker 8: He turned out to be chopper read.

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Speaker 5: Oh, so next time you need to call in sick,

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Speaker 5: you want to take your sicky, you need to say

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Speaker 10: I've got anal blindness. Oh my, So will they say,

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Speaker 10: oh look excuse me?

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Speaker 1: I like, you know what is that you just say?

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Speaker 8: I can't see my ass coming to work today?

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Speaker 11: Oh you got a back there?

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Speaker 2: Wh alright? So thirty one oh six ' five is

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Speaker 2: the phone number. Guys. You gotta have good small talk

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Speaker 2: and if you do, you go home with Radio's Best prize.

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Speaker 2: Up next podcasting. Now we have got Australia's Australian Radio's

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Speaker 2: best prize. I mean no one else is stealing stuff

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Speaker 4: No, absolutely not, because it's quite frank, it's the wrong

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Speaker 4: thing to do. Yeah, but we give it to you guys,

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Speaker 4: which sort of redeems it. It's small talk smart.

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Speaker 2: Are you Australia's best small talker?

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Speaker 4: So if you come on the show thirteen one sixty

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Speaker 4: five you crack into your small talk. If it's good,

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Speaker 4: you win a good prize. Got Daniel here, Daniel crack in, Hey.

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Speaker 5: Boys, why is good morning and good afternoon? You say

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Speaker 5: hello good night as you just say bye?

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Speaker 2: Why is good morning? Good afternoon?

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Speaker 3: Used to say hello, whereas good night he's saying goodbye.

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Speaker 2: But you can also say good night.

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Speaker 3: You never say good night? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Do you good? Oh no, it's confusing me. It was good,

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Speaker 2: not a bad start, Daniel, it was a really good start.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Hannah, he was, I mean he was unlucky there, Daniel

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Speaker 2: was he was unlucky? Yeah, No, we'll come back to you, Hannah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, track into your small talk.

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Speaker 5: OHI I was leaving house and I broke my TV

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Speaker 5: and see Billa by sliding on a lemon.

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Speaker 2: Oh geez, It's just it's not good small talk, though, well,

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Speaker 2: conversation with it. I'm thirty one to sixty five. What's

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Speaker 7: Twenty eighteen. My parents come over to meet my boyfriend

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Speaker 7: At who I Am. My sister knocked on the door,

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Speaker 7: and it turns out, whilst going to the toilet, my

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean, it's not it's not it

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Speaker 3: I mean it's got me.

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Speaker 2: That's goin to Sarah. Sarah, what's your what's your small talk? Sarah?

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Speaker 7: Don't stick your hand and your child's nappy to see

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Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want to know that. It's a funny,

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Speaker 2: gross stuff. I've got Troy here on thirty one and

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Speaker 3: I'm going to pick up one for Woody a huge pen.

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Speaker 5: So if I was a very little pig and you

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Speaker 5: were the big bad wolf, how hard did you blow?

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Speaker 9: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I mean it's too naughty and we can't we

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Speaker 2: A Leasha here.

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Speaker 4: We're taking people's small ton chatsiak.

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Speaker 8: My mom's got Parkinson's today. She's she will stays at

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Speaker 8: She doesn't have very good speech, and has her dog

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Speaker 8: we must.

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Speaker 2: Go for walks.

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Speaker 3: Yes, she is phenomenal stuff.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. And your mom was probably thinking herself,

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Speaker 2: get your hands off.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, my mom's mumbling saying to her normal, not me.

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Speaker 8: She's got to sick English accent as well, but she's

442
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Speaker 8: saying not me. The dog.

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Speaker 9: The dogodcasting now while you're huh, this is Will and Will.

444
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Good afternoon everyone, whether you're at home or you're

445
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 2: on the drive home, you're back at work. Congratulations. We

446
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 2: are still in isolation together in Woody's house. Tragic stuff

447
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 2: really live from his front porch. Here five hundred bucks

448
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 2: to give away at five o'clock every single day with astray.

449
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Speaker 2: He's easiest quiz.

450
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Speaker 1: Truliu easius quis.

451
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Speaker 2: Fine?

452
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Speaker 4: Today? Will we have got live live? There is thirty

453
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Speaker 4: seconds on the clock. You've got to get ten questions right.

454
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 4: You can pass on any question and we have to

455
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Speaker 4: take the first answer first. Can I ask you live?

456
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Speaker 4: What would you spend the five hundred bucks on?

457
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Speaker 8: I'm extremely shallow.

458
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Speaker 5: I'm sending it, stending it on thoughts because it's just reopen.

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Speaker 2: Oh live live.

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Speaker 3: Why you've never met me?

461
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

462
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Speaker 3: No, fair, fair golf? Move on the quiz it live?

463
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Speaker 2: Yeah no, look mate, just do to make yourself feel

464
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 2: good as well. I say, we've got thirty seconds on

465
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Speaker 2: the clock. Ten questions? Is the amount that you need

466
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Speaker 2: to get correct? You're ready? Yep, all right, let's do it.

467
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 2: What Reality TV showed guys about you went in two

468
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Speaker 2: thousand and three? And what's bort? Can you get a

469
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: hole in one? Golf's? What's called Harry Potter tend.

470
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Speaker 8: O pass?

471
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Speaker 2: What do you get if you freeze water? I? How

472
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Speaker 2: old will you be next week? What ousie show is

473
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Speaker 2: on Ramsey Street?

474
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 5: Neighbors?

475
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Speaker 2: What country is Kesher from? What's your hair dress's name?

476
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Speaker 4: Sarah?

477
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Speaker 2: In? What century was the two thousand and four Olympics?

478
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Speaker 2: Two thousands?

479
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Speaker 3: Haven't quite got there? Live, haven't quite? Unfortunately? Pretty solid quiz.

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Speaker 3: I always say this when when you start off with

481
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Speaker 3: a wrong one. I think it's always I know I

482
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Speaker 3: knew it straight away.

483
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the first question was guys he won Australian Idol,

484
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Speaker 4: not the.

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Speaker 8: I know as soon as I said, he's the host

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Speaker 8: on the Voice. He's on the one that shairs, Yeah,

487
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Speaker 8: the Voice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's on X Factor. He's the host on X Factor. No, sorry,

489
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Speaker 4: he's a judge on X Fact.

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Speaker 2: Look, he was a coach on the Voice. I mean

491
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Speaker 2: he's done them all.

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Speaker 8: There you go.

493
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Speaker 3: I mean you had it, you had you had.

494
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Speaker 4: Three for Joseph from I'll go through the other ones.

495
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Speaker 4: You got wrong here Harry Potter, he went to Hogwarts.

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Speaker 4: Of course, number seven you passed on cash. She's from

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Speaker 4: the USA, kesher.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then question nine, in what century was the two

500
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Speaker 4: thousand and four Olympics? It's actually the twenty first century.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, two thousands, but that's.

502
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Speaker 4: The the twentieth century is the nineteen hundreds?

503
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Speaker 2: No wise lived or also also ping Jeff, what is

504
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Speaker 2: your hairdresser's name? You said Sarah, and I don't believe

505
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Speaker 2: you so it is. I'm not sure. I'm not sure

506
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Speaker 2: about that one. Live a wonderful Monday, mate, thanks you

507
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Speaker 2: for coming off the showcasing.

508
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Speaker 4: Now well, I'm about to cold call Australia's number one

509
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Speaker 4: selling artist on the ARIA chants.

510
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 3: The question probably asking is why, and that's because we.

511
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Speaker 2: Know I'm not Actually you did a business deal. Sorry,

512
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Speaker 2: I'm sealing it Sunday.

513
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Speaker 3: You are.

514
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Speaker 4: You're probably wondering why, and that's because I'm putting on

515
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 4: a live from the porch extravaganza, all thanks to Roughy,

516
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 4: Rustic Foods delicious meals made easy.

517
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Speaker 3: If you've missed any of this, though, I listen to

518
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Speaker 3: this over the holidays.

519
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Speaker 6: Wood he signed a deal without will to have five

520
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Speaker 6: celebrities perform over a week on his front porch.

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Speaker 2: In true Woody style, he had no one locked in

522
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Speaker 2: until now.

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Speaker 6: First call from the boys went to International superstar median

524
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Speaker 6: Ross Noble.

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Speaker 2: Obviously might have said a bit of fine tuning, but

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Speaker 2: can we pencil you went to come and perform on

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Speaker 2: the porch.

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Speaker 7: When you see a fine tuning, does that mean doing

529
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Speaker 7: absolutely no work on my part? Whatsoever?

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Speaker 6: Naith Valvo was reluctant to perform because he said he

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Speaker 6: was busy.

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Speaker 1: I had a.

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Speaker 4: Kmart delivery today, so there is some stuff going on.

534
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Speaker 2: You just proved that there really is nothing going on

535
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Speaker 2: and you'll be here on the porch.

536
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Speaker 6: Would he then try to get a singing dog. But

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Speaker 6: fortunately for you Australia, Will said.

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Speaker 2: No, Wow is that it?

539
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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 6: God to wood he calls a singing superstarff.

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Speaker 2: That is right for o guy.

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Speaker 4: I have got the number of Australia's number one selling

543
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Speaker 4: artist on the Aria chance and I'm do something very wrong.

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Speaker 4: Right after this next song, I'm just going to cold

545
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 4: call them and I'm going to put it to them

546
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 4: in a label. I'm avoiding the manager. I'm just going

547
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 4: to put it to them. Do you want to perform

548
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 4: live on me porch?

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00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 2: Beforehand, we're going to tell them that they're live on

550
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Speaker 2: radio because.

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Speaker 3: I can let me preheat the other we're.

552
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Speaker 2: Breaking the codes there, Woods, we're breaking the code. It's illegal.

553
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: It's illegal.

554
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 3: Break couple of rules.

555
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: No, you don't. You don't have to break. You don't

556
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Speaker 2: have to break the rules all the law for that matter. Fine,

557
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 2: call them up next first thing, Hey mate, you're live

558
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Speaker 2: on radio.

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Speaker 4: Now Next week Will this kicks off Will and Woodies.

560
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Speaker 2: Check fods.

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Speaker 4: Australia's greatest performers live from the porch performing for you guys.

562
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Speaker 4: We've already got international comedian Ross Noble Australian Premier comedian

563
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Speaker 4: Nith Valvo. He's going to be popping to the porch.

564
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Speaker 4: That sounds good. Popping on the porch, that sounds bad. Actually,

565
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Speaker 4: you don't be popping on the porch anyway, We'll move on.

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Speaker 3: But basically we're we're looking for the third act. I'm

567
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Speaker 3: looking for my third act and.

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Speaker 9: So sounds bad, excitingly excitingly will I've got the number.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to say how I got the number,

570
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 4: because quite frankly, it's a bit wrong to get numbers

571
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 4: of celebrities this way. But I've got the number of

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Speaker 4: the number one selling artists on the ARIA charts, and

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Speaker 4: I've found that just not going to the label and

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Speaker 4: not going to their manager is a much better way

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Speaker 4: of securing acts. So but not condoned at all, of course,

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Speaker 4: of course not I never condoned.

577
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Speaker 2: And a lot of people would say that you're taking

578
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Speaker 2: advantage of the fact that a lot of these people

579
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Speaker 2: are desperate, right now.

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Speaker 3: Well that's never been put to me, and now I

581
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Speaker 3: feel a bit guilty. But hey, I've got the number,

582
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Speaker 3: so I'm still gonna Cause.

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Speaker 4: All things are rappy, rustic foods, guys, delicious, meals made easy.

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Speaker 2: But here we go.

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Speaker 3: I've got the number there, let's let's let's let's have

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Speaker 3: a go.

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Speaker 2: I can't want to say this is.

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 3: Is that is that Anthony Khalia?

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Speaker 10: There could be who speaks? Uh?

592
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 4: This is this is Woody from Will and Woody. We

593
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 4: we know each other where we're buds, old friends. Yeah, great, perfect,

594
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Speaker 4: I'm good, I'm really really good.

595
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Speaker 3: I'm actually here with with Will as well.

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Speaker 2: Get Anthony hey.

597
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 10: By asking me?

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00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: No, well again Wards, we've got to tell him that

600
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: he's on radio. Sorry, that's legal. Yeah, you're on radio.

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Speaker 10: Thanks, yep, good. Let me just scull that last last

602
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 10: bood girls having.

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Speaker 3: Perfect perfect? Can I ask you? Mate? It sounds like

604
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: you're sculling vod Canal? Which is interesting?

605
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 6: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Is that how you're dealing with the tough times at

607
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 3: the moment, Anthony?

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00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 10: Absolutely, the only thing that's getting me through sixteen years

609
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 10: and the bears and look at me, I'm money floyed

610
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 10: all of a sudden, so I'm just freeing through.

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Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, Anthony, I've got some amazing news

612
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 4: because you're no longer unemployed made really okay?

613
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Speaker 10: Are you getting me? Kick on your radio show because

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00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 10: that would be eight Yes, yes.

615
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 3: I absolutely am. But not only on our radio show.

616
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 4: You are also going to be one of the headline

617
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Speaker 4: acts on the Live from the Porch Extravaganza, all thanks

618
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 4: to Roffy Rustic Foods, which is just going to be huge.

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Speaker 3: Australia's greatest performers coming together on.

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Speaker 2: My front porch for.

621
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Speaker 3: Yourself. Short, you're the number one selling artists on the

622
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 3: ARIA chats. We all know it, Anthony, you're a superstar.

623
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Speaker 10: Thanks for stroking the ego.

624
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome, You're welcome.

625
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 4: So I guess this comes down to the thin edge

626
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Speaker 4: of the wedge.

627
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 10: So you want me to come to your place and

628
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 10: literally sing on your porch?

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's

630
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 3: exactly right.

631
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Speaker 10: The lowest of low venues I've ever performed.

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Speaker 4: Well, yes, sure the location seem like a bit of

633
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Speaker 4: a low point. But you know we'll be streaming to

634
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 4: thousands people, won't we will?

635
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well hope hopefully there'd be hope they'll be

636
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: a few thousand there. I think I think what he

637
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 2: was misleading when he said we're bringing you out of unemployment, right, Well,

638
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: were like you're doing You're doing a gig.

639
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Speaker 3: I'll take it.

640
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 10: I'll take it.

641
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: He did, Wow, I'll be there.

642
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 10: However, I feel as though, if I'm going to do this,

643
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Speaker 10: I need something in return, just a little bit, because

644
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Speaker 10: that's the way that I work on A wampure.

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Speaker 3: Was ording all the toilet paper, weren't you, Anthony Klare No?

646
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Speaker 10: That was my mum and dad. But no, I'm usually

647
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Speaker 10: like at this time of the year.

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Speaker 12: I'm actually usually in la at this time, so I'm

649
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Speaker 12: actually missing that a little bit. So I'm thinking, if

650
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Speaker 12: I'm going to do this, one of my one of

651
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Speaker 12: my favorite pastimes is hitting up happy Hour on Santa

652
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Speaker 12: Monica Boulevard.

653
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Speaker 10: In West Hollywood. So I thought, well, I'm thinking right

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Speaker 10: now at the top of my hands, maybe I need

655
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Speaker 10: a podium dancer, Like, maybe I need a West Hollywood

656
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 10: podium dancer.

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00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 3: As I'm performing.

658
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 4: Well and perfect, you are more than welcome to bring

659
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 4: your own performer.

660
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: You can do whatever you like.

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00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 13: Reg this is Taylor, mate, who's got the better moves

662
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 13: out of the two of you?

663
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Speaker 2: Who are you applied to be on Dancing with the

664
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Speaker 2: Stars this year? I mean he was short listened to

665
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Speaker 2: the real dirty Dancing on Channel seven, I mean, and

666
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: the real full Monty as well.

667
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 10: So okay, like done, this is this is this is

668
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 10: literally your audition. Then I'll bring the l a tan

669
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 10: in a can.

670
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 13: And I'll organized with your people to organize a bit

671
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 13: of a podium and I reckon we have a bit

672
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 13: of a podium dance like l A style West Hollywood style.

673
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 3: While I'm singing, deal, deal, wait, deal, one question.

674
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 4: So what's the outfit of one of these podium go

675
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 4: go dancers?

676
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 10: You will soon find out?

677
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 3: Boy, all right, deal, it's a deal, mate, it's not

678
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 3: well bargain.

679
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: I'm happy with this, fantastic looking forward.

680
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 10: To it, mate, not wait, I cannot wait.

681
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: Thanks for going on the show man, We'll see you

682
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 2: say podcasting now.

683
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 4: Well, stumbled into a problem on a second date last

684
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 4: night that I'm sure you have all experienced everyone listening now.

685
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just before we get into that, though, this

686
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: is second date last night with the same same woman. Yes, yeah,

687
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: that is correct. She came over here, Yes she came

688
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: she yes, because I mean just during the chili purposes there,

689
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 2: during the Tu Tu tune, her neighbor Michelle came over here.

690
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: I thought we were friends with her, but she came

691
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: over and yeah, she she asked you over your front fence.

692
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 2: Whether it was one woman or two women that came.

693
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: I think she must.

694
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 4: She must have thought from behind I was a woman

695
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 4: because I have long hair or something.

696
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: No, she said she heard two women giggling, and one

697
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: of them said, have you been over to his house before?

698
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: And the other one said, I actually have, almost like

699
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: they were describing a ride at Luna Park or something

700
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: very funny.

701
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 3: I think I think Michelle is mistaken.

702
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 4: But I wanted to talk about I wanted to talk

703
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: about you don't make here's my problem.

704
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 3: Here's my problem.

705
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: So after the first day that I had with we're

706
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 4: calling her Joline.

707
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: But these things, it's an excuse to play a great song.

708
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, good, good one.

709
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: So after my first date with Joeline on Thursday, we

710
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 4: shared a we shared a kiss at the end, which

711
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 4: was super excited.

712
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: Now this is where things get a bit stressed.

713
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: On the couch hair back at the house.

714
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 3: No, we just we had it.

715
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 2: We had it.

716
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: We shared a kiss when we said goodbye at the

717
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 3: end of the night.

718
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 4: Love problem for me is when I then saw her

719
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 4: last night, I was like, okay, so we've shared a

720
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 4: kiss the end of the first date. When I greet her, Now,

721
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 4: do I go straight for the kiss because you know

722
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 4: we've already you know.

723
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 3: You've already already kissed. Yes, So when I say hi,

724
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 3: am I straight in?

725
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: You've got the keys to the kingdom?

726
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 3: For well, I'm not keys to the kingdom, but you

727
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 3: know if the.

728
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: Lips of the kingdom, then you you know you think

729
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 2: you've already got the keys? Sure?

730
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 9: Well?

731
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 3: Permission yeah?

732
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? So like so do I go straight for the kids?

733
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,919
Speaker 2: First base? You know? Permission to sneak? Please? Yeah?

734
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 3: Well I don't want to sneak, but i'd like to

735
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 3: kiss again.

736
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to a third metaphor no seek

737
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: of all of them.

738
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 3: What do you think about that? Should I are you allowed?

739
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 3: Or should you go straight for the kiss when you

740
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 3: see them again?

741
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you've come to me here.

742
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 3: Before you answer, actually answer thirteen one or six packs.

743
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 4: I really want to hear a woman's perspective on this.

744
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 4: If you've kissed to go on a date, when you

745
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 4: see him the next time, do you want them to

746
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 4: go straight for the kiss again?

747
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 3: I really want to hear it.

748
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: A couple but beforehand you'll hear your good friend Will's perspective. Now,

749
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: first of all, we need to just figure out what

750
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 2: the kisses are, what the kiss was, and what kiss

751
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: you want? Okay, So when you went to when you

752
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 2: kissed her on the first day, how much.

753
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 3: Of a kiss was its?

754
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 2: So I was the fool. It was the full the

755
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: whole nine yard. It's like you didn't leave anything at

756
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 2: the front door, did you.

757
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 3: Well, no, it was.

758
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: Tongue on tongue. Yeah, okay. When you going for the

759
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 2: kiss at the start of the second date, are you

760
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: also expecting to open the grandfather chest? Or was it

761
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: just you just wanted to Well, this is the question.

762
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 2: You just want to peck on the lips.

763
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: That's the question of asking is what what sort of

764
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 3: kiss can you?

765
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 9: Go?

766
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, but you're asking for people. Okay. The second

767
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: thing is what's to be gained from kissing her on

768
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 2: the lips at the start of the.

769
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 4: Second because then it's just done, because it's always awkward

770
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 4: going for the kiss, and I just figured just getting it,

771
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 4: getting it straight away, It's like, great, we all we

772
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 4: both know where we stand here.

773
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 2: Is there a bit of isn't there a bit of it.

774
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 2: But but if you go for it at the start

775
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: and you don't get it, awful shock couldn't be worse shocked.

776
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: So I would say, it's not worth gambling that and

777
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: you just gotta you know, just chill out.

778
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 3: So don't go for just take it easy, baby, So

779
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: don't go.

780
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you should. And again, you're infatuated.

781
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 2: I've seen this on you before. You're infatuated's not talking

782
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: about her being Lets put that in the eighth Well,

783
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: you're saying that you're like, she's the person.

784
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 3: Don't do that.

785
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 4: I need a female perspective. If you've kissed a guy,

786
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 4: when you see them again, do you want to go

787
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 4: straight for the.

788
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 2: Lip kiss or can you lip kiss at the start

789
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: of the second date? You hooked up on the first date.

790
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 3: And do you want it? You're like, yeah, you know, do.

791
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: You just go straight for it? You know? Do you

792
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 2: just whip the bowels off and go straight for the

793
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 2: tongue job on the first kiss?

794
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 10: Yeah?

795
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 3: I want to hear.

796
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: Thoughts now, a second date with the same same person

797
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: last night, joel Leane is what we're calling her for

798
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 2: a change?

799
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 3: That's right?

800
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 4: Yes, I had the second date, so we shared a

801
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 4: kiss after the first date. And my question to everyone,

802
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 4: and more specifically women I'd love to hear from, is

803
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 4: if I've kissed her on the end of the first date,

804
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 4: when I see her at the start of the second date,

805
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 4: do I go straight for the full lip kiss? When

806
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 4: I say him, it's almost like at the end of

807
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 4: Sale of the Century, do you get to go for

808
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 4: the jackpot?

809
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 2: I mean, do you go for the jackpot on the

810
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: second time? I mean, are you going to come back again? Yeah?

811
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 4: Loose metaphor, but I'll go God, damn it, We've got Lisa.

812
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 3: I'm thirteen one six five, Lisa. What do you think?

813
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 4: Do you go for the kiss at the start of

814
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 4: the second dates?

815
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 10: How are you?

816
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 2: Ye?

817
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 5: But yeah, definitely kiss on the loops, let it linger

818
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 5: for an extra couple of seconds and a peck, but

819
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 5: no longer than that sets a really good tone for

820
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 5: the night.

821
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 2: She're huge, You're confident. You're confident.

822
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 3: I mean, at the end of the day, thanks to

823
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 3: the call, Lisa, thank you, Lisa, she.

824
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 2: Is seeing you again. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I suppose

825
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: a lot of people discount that when they're in the

826
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 2: middle of the dating thing. But the fact that somebody's

827
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 2: agreed to see you again after seeing you the first

828
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 2: time means they're keen.

829
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think it's going really well. I think

830
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 3: it's going.

831
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 2: So you need this, this is yeah? Yeah, okay, well

832
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 2: I'm going by the way, we'll talk to Terresa first.

833
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 2: Good Teresa, Hi, good.

834
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 3: Thanks Teres.

835
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 4: Do you go straight for the lip kiss on a

836
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 4: second date when you've already kissed on a previous date?

837
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 8: No, I think it's appropriate to get a kiss on

838
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 8: the cheek and then he sings for translator, then you

839
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 8: can go.

840
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 11: You can work into okay, but the passion angle therese,

841
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 11: would you be offended or like angry if if if I, say,

842
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 11: on a second date with you and went straight for

843
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 11: the mouth kiss the lip kiss.

844
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,240
Speaker 10: I'd be a bit shocked.

845
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 3: Quick yeah, okay.

846
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: Also, I mean, like I mean the other the other

847
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: part about this is like the time in between dates.

848
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, two days?

849
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: So two days in between days?

850
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 3: Thursday night? Did last night? So yeah, two days?

851
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 2: Jeez, wasn't along between the wards? Wasn't sorry? No, no, no,

852
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 2: that's fine, that's all good. But I haven't actually asked

853
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: you yet. Did you go for it?

854
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 7: So?

855
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 3: His thing?

856
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 4: So because I got so anxious, and I was overthinking

857
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 4: it before I saw her. I was caught in between

858
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 4: and I did that sort of half oh, and.

859
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to get that story. We've got Melanie, who's

860
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 2: gon on thirty one six five? Melanie, you hook up

861
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: with him on the first date. Can you go for

862
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 2: the lip kiss at the start of the second date?

863
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 5: What are you not trying to marry her?

864
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 7: Well?

865
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 5: I think, I think I think if you kiss her

866
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 5: as soon as you see her on the lips, it's like, hey,

867
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 5: I'm serious about you. It's our second date. Let's just

868
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 5: get that.

869
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay, that's I think.

870
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's kind of from personal experience.

871
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's full one. I think it kissed from the

872
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 5: cheek to say, hey, I'm so friendly with you.

873
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 8: Last night was great?

874
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 2: Then has there yes yet?

875
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 3: Melanie? Thanks so much?

876
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: I think, And you know what, Melanie, I think that

877
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 2: you know in general wards, this is something that you

878
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: need to hear from other people because you always fall

879
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 2: too hard. You always come across as too keen, and

880
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: often that lands you were hot water.

881
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 3: It's different this time?

882
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 2: Well no, and you say that every different stoody time

883
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 2: and Nina remind you of a trip that you made

884
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: up to Queensland. I mean, like, I'm not going to

885
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 2: remind you of it, but just let's just let's just

886
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 2: keep that in mind.

887
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 3: We've got Viv here. Viv, we're trying to old Woody

888
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 3: out here.

889
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 4: Just your thoughts going straight for a kiss when you

890
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 4: greet someone when you've already kissed them on a previous date.

891
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Speaker 4: Definitely stop it.

892
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Speaker 2: I didn't want to hear it.

893
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially if a good kiss her And now I'm

894
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 5: in love with Footy secretly.

895
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 2: All that she's done. I'm sorry you've got a woman

896
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 2: who's infatuated with you talking to you about woman. I'm

897
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: a bit well, sure you would like you anyway, Viv,

898
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: thanks for the call.

899
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Speaker 3: That's interesting though, you know, I'm sort of back on the.

900
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: I didn't get to finish it with you in terms

901
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: of what actually happened.

902
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, So I sort of I was anxious

903
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 4: about and overthinking it, and then I saw her and

904
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 4: was like still caught in between, and so I literally

905
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 4: did that half sort of half way for the mouth,

906
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 4: half way for the cheek, with this right in between

907
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 4: weird number and a corner on the cusp of the list.

908
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Speaker 3: Banged heads a little bit. It was a shocking start to.

909
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 2: The second Okay, interesting, Well look look what one person

910
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 2: who has got a little bit of insight on the

911
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: date is your neighbor Michelle, who we've got on the phone.

912
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 2: She wandered over just before. Michelle, how are you going wonderfully?

913
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on now, Michelle, you actually saw the

914
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: second date come around to Woody's house.

915
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 10: I did, I did, Yeah, But.

916
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Speaker 4: You dropped a bit of a bombshell though, Michelle over

917
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 4: my fence about five minutes ago, you.

918
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: Said there were two twos the second shooter.

919
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 3: Two women.

920
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 7: Well, I said the.

921
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 2: Witness here, there are two voices.

922
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Speaker 3: I was the second voice. Because we went I picked up.

923
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: You said you heard two distinctly female voices.

924
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 7: Michelle, No, I heard one boy telling someone I've been

925
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 7: to Woody's house before and.

926
00:41:55,480 --> 00:42:01,959
Speaker 10: Having a giggle about it. Saw and look.

927
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Speaker 7: I understand because I saw the kids.

928
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Speaker 4: And if that is the best you could do, I

929
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Speaker 4: wonder that girl.

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Speaker 10: Classy.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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