Speaker 1: Is it just real hoo stood by a couple of mitches. Yeah, ye,
Speaker 1: release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Is
Speaker 1: this an intervention, No, it's not an intervention. Well, it's
Speaker 1: a meeting. That's not an intervention. No, one's in trouble.
Speaker 1: Genner and I just have a group chat without you,
Speaker 1: and we were very scared. So you have a direct message.
Speaker 1: I'm not jealous for that.
Speaker 2: No, it is Michuri and mitchual coups.
Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, I yah, so two two.
Speaker 2: If people want the rhyming, three, what is it?
Speaker 1: Two hundred and twenty three thirty three two.
Speaker 2: One hundred and thirty three hold in that way nice.
Speaker 2: The idiots have asked for the rhyming to come back,
Speaker 2: and I think I'll do it for the time being
Speaker 2: and then I get over it. I'll stop.
Speaker 1: Well, because we realize that it's the same numbers. You
Speaker 1: only had nine numbers to rhyme with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's only nine words that I actually.
Speaker 1: Ten if you include the T like twenty thirty forty yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it just became a bit too much for
Speaker 1: your brain.
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 2: Rhyming is half and I'm not doctor. Fucking sus I'm
Speaker 2: not rolling.
Speaker 1: Well, don't bring it back. Then you're putting yourself in
Speaker 1: this position.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going to bring it back, but they're going
Speaker 2: to be simple. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Speaker 2: Sure you know that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But will we do that in lieu of hallo you? Now,
Speaker 1: I'll go hello you rhyme. It's a bit word, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's a lot going on.
Speaker 2: Well, we listen to the to the idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just want you to rhyme every number. That
Speaker 1: means you have to remember what fucking number we were
Speaker 1: up to. I'm struggling to remember what hope have you got?
Speaker 1: No offense? Groundskeeper Jenna High? Oh my god again price keeper? Yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: it's been prize keeper for about three years.
Speaker 2: Where's the groundskeeper come from?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Oh? That was ages? Yeah, sorry, and then I was
Speaker 3: promoted to price keeper.
Speaker 2: Sorry, well, prize keeper, Jenna High. I need you to
Speaker 2: produce me and you need to write up the episode
Speaker 2: number on a piece of on the Mary McKillop notepad
Speaker 2: every episode. Just hold it up next to me so
Speaker 2: then I can refer to it and then I don't
Speaker 2: get it wrong.
Speaker 1: Can't she tear it out of the notepad and give
Speaker 1: it to you. The holding up is so dif that's pretty,
Speaker 1: that's listen. I've just come from television. You'll probably notice
Speaker 1: I've got a face full of stage makeup. Yes, I
Speaker 1: just knew something was different. I knew you looked refreshed. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was something different. I couldn't put my finger on it.
Speaker 2: Has it actually made that much of a change.
Speaker 1: No, there was this a startle change, like they've gone
Speaker 1: for the I'm not wearing makeup makeup?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't realize i'd be putting hair and makeup.
Speaker 2: I was on the Today Show Extra Today and I
Speaker 2: guess who I was next to in the makeup chair
Speaker 2: at nine am this morning?
Speaker 1: Liz Hayes. Liz Hayes, Wow, from sixty minutes right? Put
Speaker 1: it at nine am?
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Are they pre taping sixty minutes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably? Are you right?
Speaker 2: Imagine doing that live timing it to sixty minutes because
Speaker 2: you know at the end.
Speaker 1: It goes Yeah, that's not how it works. It's very
Speaker 1: much pre recorded on fucking battle zones and shit. And
Speaker 1: then you blinking there in Queensland like it's not live.
Speaker 2: Four bases in their old battle zones war fields, and
Speaker 2: I'm there talking about TV and music and So Fresh.
Speaker 2: She's like, I've just come back from the press kit
Speaker 2: in the middle.
Speaker 1: You were on Today's show today discussing with some sort
Speaker 1: of authority So Fresh. Yes, the compilation CD. Correct?
Speaker 2: Why because I'm I'm a radio presenter. I'd talk about
Speaker 2: I'd talk into music every night. So they wanted a
Speaker 2: professional and they were sick. So I.
Speaker 5: Listened to music and they didn't ask me.
Speaker 2: And yeah, well obviously you're not you know, don't know
Speaker 2: behind it.
Speaker 1: It's such a weird breadth of topics. First you were
Speaker 1: talking about earthquakes and now you're talking about compilation CDs. Well,
Speaker 1: they actually did actually buy So Fresh back in the day,
Speaker 1: my parents did. Yeah, I loved it from Sanity, remember Sanity, Yes,
Speaker 1: I went insane, insanity, you would off.
Speaker 2: I used to love I had. Anne Turner used to
Speaker 2: come back from Bali and she would bring back pirated movies,
Speaker 2: you know, like fake movies, and that have to change
Speaker 2: the title for like copyright reasons. So instead of legally blonde,
Speaker 2: it's like not legally brunette, but lighter. They just changed
Speaker 2: a fifty first Date, forty nine first Loves. Anyway, with
Speaker 2: your point, my part was that she would put her
Speaker 2: so fresh in with those movies. I remember sitting at
Speaker 2: Anturna's house and she put the stacker in front of you.
Speaker 2: It was one of those big it looks like a
Speaker 2: bread blow for bread and you get you'd flick through it.
Speaker 2: They're so fresh, it was so fine.
Speaker 1: I was actually king shit at burning CDs. We would
Speaker 1: replicate them down to the fine details, like I'd get
Speaker 1: the blank cases and I'd photocopy it, even the bit
Speaker 1: around the edge. Sometimes I'd even go to the trouble
Speaker 1: of photocopying the whole booklet and fucking sapling it in
Speaker 1: so it looked the real one. And I have one
Speaker 1: of those things like you know, if you've got a CD,
Speaker 1: there's something on the disc, Yes, but if it's a
Speaker 1: burnt CD, people just right with the permanent text sell.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: That wasn't good enough for me. I had a thing
Speaker 1: where you photocopied the disc and then pushed that onto
Speaker 1: the burnt one. Wow, they were so realistic, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I could make this my job if it
Speaker 1: wasn't highly illegal to pirate music.
Speaker 2: Burning CDs was such a thing.
Speaker 1: It was a moment.
Speaker 2: I remember when mac books came out without a CD
Speaker 2: ROM and like player, and it freaked everyone out because
Speaker 2: They're like, how the hell we burn things?
Speaker 1: And now we don't do you know? This goes back
Speaker 1: to how much of a slight hoarder I am. When
Speaker 1: I was moving house last week, I found I have
Speaker 1: an external you can plug in and I have blank CDs. Oh.
Speaker 1: I only needed them once for my comedy gig at
Speaker 1: the bogen Gate Hall because I was like, what if
Speaker 1: that's the only technology they have CD, that's gonna have
Speaker 1: to be my walk on music as a fucking CD
Speaker 1: in the end. No, but I still had it as
Speaker 1: a backup, and I've still got the blank discs and
Speaker 1: the CD ROM and I was like, I just might
Speaker 1: need it one day. Why I've needed it once in
Speaker 1: the last ten years, and yet I'm like, I'll hang
Speaker 1: on to it.
Speaker 2: That is so you to just prepare a CD in
Speaker 2: case you'll need it. I'm the complete opposite. If I
Speaker 2: need it, I even need it.
Speaker 1: In the end.
Speaker 2: Doesn't that drive you crazy thinking of all the options
Speaker 2: you might need?
Speaker 1: Not really, because like I know where it is it's
Speaker 1: in the bottom of the storage in the office, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's not taken up much space. But if the
Speaker 1: day comes if someone goes, god, I wish I had
Speaker 1: a flak CD, I'll go and I'll be so smug
Speaker 1: about it. Your sor that's true.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenny, you were speaking of pirating, you were a pirate?
Speaker 5: I was, Yeah. Do you want to know why pirates
Speaker 5: wear an eye patch?
Speaker 2: That's good point?
Speaker 1: Why question from.
Speaker 5: My experience.
Speaker 3: Would be when you go under the ship, you know,
Speaker 3: the underground below deck. Yeah, of course it would be
Speaker 3: able to adjust to the light so that eye whether patches,
Speaker 3: is permanently dark, so you could swap eyes.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yes? Did they just not have torches?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Well no, because they out on the sea, so their
Speaker 2: eyes were adjusted to bright rooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they stand, but it's a really fucking weird solution
Speaker 1: to the problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they could just put like an LED light strip
Speaker 2: underneath the bar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're pirates.
Speaker 1: They didn't. They have their iPhones on themophones. Not this time,
Speaker 1: truly terrible. You did move.
Speaker 2: You had the move, go Mitchell, because you've moved places
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 1: It feels wrong even saying how did the move go
Speaker 1: in past tens like it's done. It's still ongoing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: move lingers for weeks. I hate it when people say that.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, yeah, that's normal. It takes a month
Speaker 1: to unpack. I'm like, no, I just want it done.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree. That gives me anxide.
Speaker 2: There's nothing I hate more in life than moving. It
Speaker 2: is the worst thing in the world. I hate it.
Speaker 1: It's fucked because everyone's like, Okay, we've helped them move
Speaker 1: their shit in. Job done. No, I can't find anything.
Speaker 1: You no longer took me to find this shirt.
Speaker 2: The Sani Twain shan God you found it.
Speaker 1: Actually, honestly, I was like, oh, that's a blast in
Speaker 1: the past. Haven't worn this Shannai Twain shirt and years. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the one good thing about moving. You lost.
Speaker 2: I got your housewarming gift, did you.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought, you know, you do not know where everything is,
Speaker 2: and you'll go to bed tonight and you'll need a
Speaker 2: T shirt to wear to bed, And I thought, my god,
Speaker 2: poor Mitchell won't have a shirt to wear. So I
Speaker 2: got your this to say welcome to the new place.
Speaker 1: Oh that's beauty, and what for the love of God,
Speaker 1: it's Peter Overton. No, I understand that, but what what
Speaker 1: is this vote?
Speaker 2: Pete?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Peter Overton The nine News three Jessica Rowe, her.
Speaker 2: Husband, Pete's wife who you love? Sent that to us
Speaker 2: here to promote so he would win the LOGI.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know some vote for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't win, he lost. Was but it was
Speaker 2: sitting on my desk and I thought, you love, Peter.
Speaker 1: Peter.
Speaker 2: That's your size, an extra extra extra small these days.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm inheriting it.
Speaker 2: No, I could use it just a necklace. Perhaps I'm
Speaker 2: happy moving in week.
Speaker 1: Thanks good thing I haven't taken my huge tub of
Speaker 1: clothes for my clothes cul down to the recycling yet,
Speaker 1: because that can go with cover. I'll put it on
Speaker 1: the another shirt. I know, I know, I've actually you know,
Speaker 1: is it just me on the fly? How good? Is
Speaker 1: it's like a black freebie shirt as a pajamater that
Speaker 1: could be a jarmy shirt where pet it's a small
Speaker 1: I wanted to be oversized bag. Jenna. Do you want it? No,
Speaker 1: you can have it, Okay, it'll go on my clothes
Speaker 1: cul just don't need it. I found out the other
Speaker 1: day that my apartment. How fucking good is this has
Speaker 1: just like three huge skip bins for clothing recycling. I
Speaker 1: was like, ah, heaven, I don't have to lug it
Speaker 1: to a Vinie's bin or something, just right here.
Speaker 2: In the complex.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, I was like, fuck, where has this been
Speaker 1: all my life?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Next time I pop over to yours, I'm going to
Speaker 2: use that because there's none in my local area, and
Speaker 2: sometimes if there is, they're just overflowing with garbage bags
Speaker 2: full of ridden jackets.
Speaker 1: Other friends come and put their old clothes in there.
Speaker 2: I'll be doing it for sure. Yeah, you're happy with
Speaker 2: the movie, You're feeling good, You look refreshed, and look
Speaker 2: like you got some sleep.
Speaker 1: Don't light in me genuine so tired?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well that's what moving. I'll do that to you.
Speaker 1: Did you sleep last night? Yes, but I still feel
Speaker 1: like I have some catching up to do because I've
Speaker 1: been functioning on a little sleep all week, so I
Speaker 1: don't think last night's good night was enough to undo
Speaker 1: the damage.
Speaker 2: Is it weird living with shorn full time now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't feel like we've gotten a taste of
Speaker 1: the new normal yet. Yeah, we've barely had any time
Speaker 1: it's the two of us at the house. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: just been so much happening. He went to Bloody the
Speaker 1: Beaches for Father's Day. He goes to work during the day,
Speaker 1: so he's not there, and we've had social things like
Speaker 1: things with his family, and then Achelyn invited us over
Speaker 1: to herald the new moon with spells, so we had
Speaker 1: to do that during the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you guys do to herald the new moon?
Speaker 1: I looked at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I took a foot.
Speaker 1: That's not how it works. It's a new moon. You
Speaker 1: can't fucking see it. How do you herald a new
Speaker 1: moon with spells?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I used some spells and I pictured it in
Speaker 5: my mind.
Speaker 1: Do you know what harald means? Yes, like make way
Speaker 1: for So there's no moon there yet because it's a
Speaker 1: new one. It's coming. Yeah, and are you excited for
Speaker 1: this moon? What's to come with this moon? I don't know. Oh, actually,
Speaker 1: do you know what? Hilariously, my Taro at this fucking
Speaker 1: heralding told me to be more selfish.
Speaker 2: I was like, fine, I didn't think you need to
Speaker 2: be any permission.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd been doing that for the last few years.
Speaker 1: Euse me.
Speaker 2: You definitely were today. I Metch just like, I'm fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes to why I order me a coffee for a rival?
Speaker 1: Please? I was like, all right Nowhorries, it's really not
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 5: Remember New Moon Twilight series.
Speaker 2: I've not seen Twilight and I'm not going to start now.
Speaker 2: I've missed it and I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1: It's just me on the fly? Does it make no
Speaker 1: sense any of the titles in the Twilight saga? They
Speaker 1: never actually addressed the title.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 1: They don't address Twilight. They don't address any new Moon
Speaker 1: in New Moon. There's no eclipsing eclipse. No. Really, what
Speaker 1: about the apple?
Speaker 2: An apple? Isn't there an apple that's on the cover?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Does anyone eat an apple?
Speaker 1: They worked that into the movie Twilight.
Speaker 2: I really should see it. It's apparently really bad.
Speaker 1: It's age. Yeah, I've heard.
Speaker 5: Terrible, but in a great way.
Speaker 1: Really quite like the show you know, welcome? Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 2: Every week we start the show the same too? Is
Speaker 2: it just me something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. I'm riled
Speaker 2: up this week. Great, I'm on my feminism. Train, I'm
Speaker 2: the driver, Ja is the conductor, and Mitch you're pushing
Speaker 2: the Lolli cart today Troy did. Yeah, feminism. I'm pissed off.
Speaker 2: I've seen a TikTok that's upset me, and I want
Speaker 2: to play it for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, mine's about moving, So since we're kind of
Speaker 1: on that track, that I just get it out of
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: Is that a train reference on the track?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Total accident.
Speaker 2: But yeah, add some coal and let's take it to
Speaker 2: the station.
Speaker 1: All right, Charlie kick it off? Yeah, go for it. Good,
Speaker 1: Thanks Bradley.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Should I penthouse have fucking draws? Oh?
Speaker 5: Any apartment should?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I agree, yes, obviously. I keep joking that I've
Speaker 1: moved into the Penthouse. That makes it sound far more
Speaker 1: glamorous than it is. It's just a higher up apartment,
Speaker 1: but I have gone from a one better to a
Speaker 1: three better and three bathrooms, so on paper it sounds
Speaker 1: like an upgrade, right. Yeah? Yeah, My one bedroom apartment
Speaker 1: has that huge fucking walking wardrobe I had. I should say,
Speaker 1: you've seen it on my Instagram. Me trying to clean
Speaker 1: that thing out. There's too much room for my own
Speaker 1: good Yeah, I loved it. I got to the new
Speaker 1: place and I opened the wardrobe in the huge master suite,
Speaker 1: and I was like, where the fuck do I put
Speaker 1: my undies? Oh no, there's no draws. The wardrobe is
Speaker 1: simply just railing for jackets and shit. And I was like,
Speaker 1: the shirts that I deemed special enough to hang up,
Speaker 1: that's actually that takes up the least amount of space.
Speaker 1: I have all these draws of shame where I tuck shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's got no draws at all built into
Speaker 2: the built in wardrobes. No, you're gonna have to get draws.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to get dresses, like from Ikea or
Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing. That's what I've been doing
Speaker 1: all week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst.
Speaker 5: The last houses. You don't get shell that's.
Speaker 2: A good point. Yeah, like you get on a helicopter,
Speaker 2: you expect it to be correct.
Speaker 1: Yes. I have been spending the week on Face Marketplace,
Speaker 1: trying to track things down carrying ship. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: get me started. It's a nightmare. Like I measured how
Speaker 1: much room is in the wardrobe, found the exact fucking
Speaker 1: thing to fit. I swear it was like half a
Speaker 1: centimeter off the wardrope clothes. Oh you bought it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: lugged it up the fucking stairs. Do you want to
Speaker 1: see how many bruises on my legs? Moving? Oh my god? God?
Speaker 1: And the other one. I'm like, oh, wow, you're like
Speaker 1: a night walker. Yeah, and it's just from lugging shit
Speaker 1: upstairs accidentally kicking things.
Speaker 2: So you've got stairs now for the first time, I
Speaker 2: got to lug shit upstairs. Isn't that horrendous?
Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing to avoid the stress. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to vacuum the stairs again. It's kinde
Speaker 1: of fun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw Isabella struggling to get up the stairs. I
Speaker 2: don't think she's.
Speaker 1: Ever walked up seas in her life how to now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's figured it out.
Speaker 2: Clever treat at the top of the stairs.
Speaker 1: But I speaking of Isabella, that's another thing that I
Speaker 1: thought would come with the upgrade to a three better
Speaker 1: and three bathroom.
Speaker 2: Right, that's that's too many bathrooms. You're gonna hate it,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you now.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 5: But does Isabella get her own bathroom?
Speaker 1: That was the idea. I was like, no, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? No, you finish please, yes, but then you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to clean it. So you Now, I've had
Speaker 1: the fucking kitty litter in the lound room in the
Speaker 1: one better and it's not ideal when I've got guests.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, oh, you can smell
Speaker 1: cat shit, which happens. And so I thought, finally, there's
Speaker 1: too many bathrooms from my own. Good, I'll just pop
Speaker 1: the kitty litter in one of them so that she's
Speaker 1: not getting in anyone's way and I can just check
Speaker 1: it every so often and clean it out. No, none
Speaker 1: of the bathrooms having a floor space for the kitty litter.
Speaker 1: It's like you wouldn't be able to open and close
Speaker 1: the door if I put it there.
Speaker 2: The tiny bathroom, yeah right.
Speaker 1: Like really tiny motel on sweet size bar. I'm not winging.
Speaker 1: It's convenient having them every few steps every time I'm
Speaker 1: walking around the house. But I was like, I thought
Speaker 1: i'd be able to put the kitty litter me there.
Speaker 1: So now it's in my office. Oh, I know, could
Speaker 1: you get her a smaller tray?
Speaker 2: Huh, like a smaller kiddy litter tray or training to
Speaker 2: use the toilet?
Speaker 5: Would like a smaller toilet.
Speaker 2: Well, no, but smaller smart cats. If I had a
Speaker 2: cat trust and believe it to be able to drive
Speaker 2: a vehicle.
Speaker 1: I can't be getting her a smaller tray because sometimes
Speaker 1: even as it is, she misses. Jesus, thank going for
Speaker 1: those mats you put under the kitty litters right down,
Speaker 1: cause sometimes it just be a fucking turd outside of
Speaker 1: the litters. Oh you are a disgraces a fella, Marie.
Speaker 2: Wait, she misses the toilet. Yes, I knew she was simple.
Speaker 5: Oh don't you dare that?
Speaker 1: Who misses? I've got her in one of those kitty
Speaker 1: little disguise things that looks like a coffee table. So
Speaker 1: it's dark she's doing. Is that the house that you've got?
Speaker 2: This a little house for me she's got it's like
Speaker 2: a cathedral, Caesar's palace.
Speaker 1: It's just got some more fancy one. Really, she's spoiled.
Speaker 1: She's too spoiled.
Speaker 5: She's note.
Speaker 1: But now she's going to be my office, so I
Speaker 1: want it to look cute. You're going to be in
Speaker 1: the middle of.
Speaker 2: A zoom call, signing off on a new brand deal,
Speaker 2: and you're going to have a cat laying a ship.
Speaker 1: In the background. Probably. I actually need to rearrange my
Speaker 1: office because I did a zoom call the other day
Speaker 1: and it was very confusing because there's mirrors behind me,
Speaker 1: and I just kept going, why is ray Gun in
Speaker 1: my house? I actually looked like her from the back date.
Speaker 1: We do you do?
Speaker 2: We should try and you should actually message her? Should
Speaker 2: trying to get the exclusive interview.
Speaker 1: I think she's already hard on the project.
Speaker 2: She chose the project.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Look, it's not all bad in my penthouse. You
Speaker 1: bet your ass. I'm going to tell everyone it's ahouse.
Speaker 1: I do have a huge balcony, which is kind of cute,
Speaker 1: and I have it on good authority. According to my
Speaker 1: head ress, the Franco that I overlook a gay beat. Oh,
Speaker 1: what's a gay beat?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: You don't know what?
Speaker 5: You know what a gay beat is?
Speaker 1: What's a Letty Gaga song? A public fuck spot? Like
Speaker 1: a cruising spot?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's of a beat?
Speaker 2: I think I know the cruising spot you're talking about.
Speaker 1: How would you know?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I not often.
Speaker 2: Next time you're done, you might be able to hear
Speaker 2: me finish mitches back to the gay be Is it
Speaker 2: just me listening on Spotify?
Speaker 1: Don't forget to leave a five star leating now coming
Speaker 1: up in episode two thirty four, don't be all nice?
Speaker 1: Is that a knock on the door. I know it's
Speaker 1: just two thirty four to thirty four knock on the door.
Speaker 1: That episode's out this Wednesday, and Oscar is going to
Speaker 1: be joining. It's for hobby Hunt. We're doing our a
Speaker 1: third wheel.
Speaker 2: Oscar, Mitch, I feel like you've lost You've said, Ashan,
Speaker 2: you're dropping all these names.
Speaker 1: People don't know these, Oscar.
Speaker 2: I think that's a that's a mistake. We have new listeners,
Speaker 2: we've got new audience. This is Radio one oh one
Speaker 2: broadcasting one oh one. We need to reset. No, Tiffany
Speaker 2: says the regards to guys, but let's move on.
Speaker 1: Hi, tiff Hi, Tiffany, Tiffany.
Speaker 2: For those wondering as our account, she says, we're making
Speaker 2: too much money. Just so you know, Oscar is our
Speaker 2: third wheel.
Speaker 1: No, no, he's not is not. No, Please you continue
Speaker 1: to give contact with You're so fourth He's our fourth wheel,
Speaker 1: our fourth wheel, roving reporter. Oscar is joining us.
Speaker 2: Yes, from the Misfits, you would have heard him in December.
Speaker 2: For the three people that listened.
Speaker 5: It wasn't December.
Speaker 1: Anyway, coming up on Wednesday's episode, our fourth Wheel roving
Speaker 1: reporter Oscar will be a hobby hunt because we're doing
Speaker 1: singing lessons and he's going to be teaching. It's what
Speaker 1: he knows, because turns out he was a fucking singing
Speaker 1: teacher at one point. I didn't know this about him,
Speaker 1: even though we're like besties. I had no idea was
Speaker 1: the singing teacher? Was it for children? Was it for
Speaker 1: a school? Quite? I have no fucking clue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the same.
Speaker 5: He's very talented.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for that hobby hut returns.
Speaker 5: He's very talent.
Speaker 2: Well, should we do my gym? I've got one. Sure,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go. It's gonna this is gonna warm
Speaker 2: pissed off this week? Ready hit me, Bradley? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Do you hate yoa Chi guy? Don't Yochi guy?
Speaker 2: Have you seen that he's an Aussie? He went on
Speaker 2: a date this week with a girl. Well, it's going
Speaker 2: super gang busters all around the internet, especially on Australian TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yochi man? His name if a guy or man? I'm
Speaker 1: trying to google it right now? Oh man?
Speaker 2: Well, guy or man?
Speaker 1: I mean the same same thing, right, man.
Speaker 2: That's not his name. His name is Phil Martin. Phil Martin,
Speaker 2: on his TikTok account, posted.
Speaker 1: This Google what corrected to Yochi in manly.
Speaker 2: I'll do like Yochi. So Yochi's a frozen yogurt players.
Speaker 2: He met this girl on Tinder and they went on
Speaker 2: a date. The date went really well, according to all reports.
Speaker 2: Then they went to Yochi. He then dropped her home
Speaker 2: and posted this to TikTok.
Speaker 4: I grabbed the normal sized cut right like the small one.
Speaker 1: I see that my date grabbed the big cup. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that could.
Speaker 4: Be an issue because realistically, I'm probably gonna have for
Speaker 4: papers and I'm.
Speaker 1: Starting to freak out. So anyways, fill up the cups,
Speaker 1: minds at a reasonable amount.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at her, I'm like, God, that's like forty
Speaker 4: dollars already, I'm like freaking out. And then we get
Speaker 4: to the toppings on my arts. She always you lads
Speaker 4: up on the toppings, so then I'm filling up. I'm
Speaker 4: putting like a strawberry on at a time. This girl
Speaker 4: is je putting every topping on my joesus leave some
Speaker 4: for everyone else.
Speaker 1: Okay, what a grub.
Speaker 5: I hate him? What a little I hate him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I understand the point in that it's so unpredictable.
Speaker 1: At those yoachy places, you can either pay eight bucks
Speaker 1: or forty eight bucks, and you're like, oh fuck, I
Speaker 1: thought about the same amount of things.
Speaker 5: Because based on way that's wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're taking a date there and you're
Speaker 2: offering you the man, you pay for whatever toppings she wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just suck it up and you say they
Speaker 1: don't rant about it on TikTok only going to go
Speaker 1: one way, you look like a.
Speaker 3: Pig totally, and also going on about how she chose
Speaker 3: the big size.
Speaker 2: Like well, he continues in this next one, Ready have
Speaker 2: a listen.
Speaker 4: So then it comes to paying, and it's the classic
Speaker 4: are you guys to go there? And you look at her,
Speaker 4: she looks at you. Yes, Oh my god. It comes
Speaker 4: out it's like three hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: And just like this sucks. Anyways, whatever I'm kind.
Speaker 4: Offered At this point, I've sort of got the ear
Speaker 4: don't want to be there.
Speaker 2: He got the ick because she put whatever toppings on
Speaker 2: her yochi that she wanted yochi have now come out
Speaker 2: and said, what a joke.
Speaker 1: I've actually come out and made a statement.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, they also said what a joke. Never judge
Speaker 2: what's in someone's yoachie cup. By the way, there's only
Speaker 2: one uniform size.
Speaker 1: So he was lying. It was yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 2: There's just one true, there's just one.
Speaker 1: There's just one big size, and then the different sized
Speaker 1: carps however much you want. Yeah. But then the girl
Speaker 1: came out and posted, she said, morning I woke up.
Speaker 1: It was like a text post on TikTok. She said,
Speaker 1: morning I woke up feeling a little bloated after my
Speaker 1: yochi last night. Turns out my date woke up and
Speaker 1: posted the entire ins and outs to our date night
Speaker 1: on social media.
Speaker 5: But then she came out and said that there wasn't her.
Speaker 5: She was joking, oh was she?
Speaker 2: So I've been full?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been full.
Speaker 1: So I'm a feminist.
Speaker 5: I saw your comment on it.
Speaker 2: I commented, being like, I stand with you, my girl queen.
Speaker 5: And I liked it.
Speaker 3: And then I went and looked at her other videos
Speaker 3: and she's like, I saw all the comments.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't the girl, but I just wanted to
Speaker 5: make a point.
Speaker 2: Well, she got heaps of views, but that man what
Speaker 2: pick so sorry that he had something in his hand
Speaker 2: that was big for a change. Sorry about it, but
Speaker 2: if that ever happened on a date that I was on,
Speaker 2: I would be lived if I was ashamed, because I
Speaker 2: love toppings. Have to tell me, did.
Speaker 1: You think that anyone was going to be on his
Speaker 1: side in that?
Speaker 2: So thanks to straight men like that ship?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, at most that might be a
Speaker 1: conversation you have with friends. Oh my god, I had
Speaker 1: to pay for yo put so much in at hahah Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't put that on TikTok. You fuck stained only
Speaker 1: going to go one way.
Speaker 3: You wanted to take the angle of Oh it's outrageous
Speaker 3: how much you have to pay for frozen.
Speaker 1: Yogurt's every cent if you asked me that I bring her.
Speaker 5: Into him being like, oh, she puts so much in it, and.
Speaker 2: Well, funnily enough, because he said it was an ick Stephen.
Speaker 2: When I first ever messaged Ephen ever first ground zero
Speaker 2: for messaging him on a camp on grinder, it was
Speaker 2: on grinder, Yeah, and I was like on grinder and
Speaker 2: not really using it for its intended purpose, which is
Speaker 2: the gay beat. And I messaged him and said, Hi,
Speaker 2: do you want to get from yogurt? And he was
Speaker 2: like what And I was like, do you want to
Speaker 2: get frozen yogurt? I can come pick you up. He's
Speaker 2: like this is so, this is grinder and he got
Speaker 2: the ick straight away. He's like the frozen yogurts. I
Speaker 2: don't want to I'm in the.
Speaker 1: Bath, Like why did he get an from that?
Speaker 2: Well, because he's like, it's not enticing to be offered
Speaker 2: a frozen yogurt on a gay dating app, but.
Speaker 1: I thought to get him literally the most recent episode,
Speaker 1: when Juels was here, he said that it was a
Speaker 1: lovely first date. He never got the iick did.
Speaker 2: He No, But we didn't. We didn't have a yogurt
Speaker 2: bery first date. It wasn't chi in my area. He said,
Speaker 2: no Ah, we that we messaged and then didn't talk
Speaker 2: for another week.
Speaker 1: Well that changes everything.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I thought you said to Giles that you did go
Speaker 1: for the fro yo dating it with very whole.
Speaker 2: We actually never had froyer together because we're like, oh
Speaker 2: that that that will end us if we get frozen yogurt,
Speaker 2: because that was we were meant to get frozen yoga
Speaker 2: and we didn't, so now we can't.
Speaker 1: Said that that gave him the eck.
Speaker 2: Well, he said, like on the night, he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: in the bath having a Bailey's Babe, I don't want
Speaker 2: to come out and a frozen yogurt.
Speaker 1: Try to get me on something better, Saint Stephen.
Speaker 2: My a was nine pm on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Why did you come back with a week later a.
Speaker 2: Photo of my giant penis?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And it worked?
Speaker 1: Seriously or is that being serious?
Speaker 2: I don't remember he remembers this. He's got all all
Speaker 2: the messages screenshots, so you.
Speaker 1: Don't remember other than being rejected on the first invitation,
Speaker 1: which was let's go to frozen.
Speaker 2: Yoga, he said, no, I want to stay there.
Speaker 1: It was a week between communication, and you don't remember
Speaker 1: what the next thing was.
Speaker 2: No, he messaged me the second time and said hey,
Speaker 2: and I said hi, and then we didn't meet until
Speaker 2: we had cocktails at a cocktail bar on the first
Speaker 2: of September. Because it was a year, a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago. Oh, okay, year since our first date.
Speaker 5: I'm not frozen yogurt.
Speaker 1: No, we never We've never had frozen yoga in Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a real shame. It's good shit. I want to
Speaker 1: get you. Ever who has ever regretted going to get
Speaker 1: frozen yoga, I've never done.
Speaker 2: She's the best.
Speaker 1: Do you know where I want to go to? And
Speaker 1: this is based off SHERYLN. Barnes's recommendation. She randomly weaved
Speaker 1: this into a video somehow. She was talking about a
Speaker 1: place in western Sydney called Likets. I've heard of this Likets, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: frozen custard. Yeah, I love a frozen custod So I
Speaker 1: think that's going to be a huge game change compared
Speaker 1: to yogurt. Frozen custard. Sherylyn said, so, yeah, go to
Speaker 1: lickets if you like custard. What's frozen? And it's the
Speaker 1: real place lickets in Harrington Park. Oh that's a bit fun.
Speaker 5: Where is that?
Speaker 2: Would we send roving reporter Oscar out to get some lickts?
Speaker 1: Honestly?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not our sleigh reporter.
Speaker 1: That's very much in line with his duties.
Speaker 2: I'd rather that than sing, to be honest with, if
Speaker 2: you just sit there and eat custard, we should.
Speaker 1: We say to him, don't bother coming in instead? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're going to go and get Lickors.
Speaker 5: I would actually quite like some custard.
Speaker 2: We could say we'll sing another week, Mitch on my
Speaker 2: own bad moods if Yogi flogs pissed me off, and
Speaker 2: which had a bad morning at the go beat. That's
Speaker 2: enough of these two.
Speaker 1: Now let's hear and is it just you?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you've had enough of us. It's time to
Speaker 2: hear from one of you. An idiot, a listener. I'm
Speaker 2: an a drawing fan of the podcast.
Speaker 1: We get fans. It's crazy to the po box here?
Speaker 6: Do I?
Speaker 5: Where is it?
Speaker 1: The po box soundstairs next to your pigeon hole? Actually,
Speaker 1: I do have to apologize to Darling Melon Jacob from
Speaker 1: Adelaide who sent me a birthday card and I didn't
Speaker 1: get it for two months because I don't even know
Speaker 1: where the pigeon hole is here. Oh I don't think
Speaker 1: to check it because I don't actually work here. And
Speaker 1: then two months later you eventually found and gave it
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: Someone handed it to me.
Speaker 1: So this is for you, I said, This isn't me,
Speaker 1: it's Mitchell koh close enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very Sam totally. It's going to get to
Speaker 2: you by.
Speaker 1: Me, Pa here, Yeah, pigeonhole? Is it just me? On
Speaker 1: the fire?
Speaker 2: Should we rename that?
Speaker 1: I seem to recall. I think we googled why the
Speaker 1: fuck that called a pigeon hole on this podcast? And
Speaker 1: we found out it's quite gross.
Speaker 2: Actually, pigeonhole doesn't sound exciting. Everything comes back to the
Speaker 2: gay beat, doesn't it. Okay, this is your chance to
Speaker 2: be heard on the show something you've noticed, you hate
Speaker 2: or appreciate. It's a is it just you? You can
Speaker 2: message this if you want to get on the show
Speaker 2: via this number.
Speaker 1: Oh till nibus zero to.
Speaker 2: Nine, or you can have caused DMS a couple of meches. Now,
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Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Totally tote bag, right, Jenna?
Speaker 1: Yes, I just googled. By the way, look how gross
Speaker 1: that is all these pigeons and pigeonholes. Jesus disgusting. That's
Speaker 1: her pigeons and close proximity. Imagine letting my cat run
Speaker 1: loose through there, lose some weight too.
Speaker 2: It'd be good for me.
Speaker 1: It'd be good exercise. She's already lost the way. The
Speaker 1: vet's very happy at a recent way in.
Speaker 2: So Sarah de Lorenzo does people and cats? No, the vet,
Speaker 2: the vet?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Here are we calling? We got a newcastle today.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: The passionate Dolka, Henny Penny, Oh you know.
Speaker 1: All you know about Newcastle. You brought that up last time. No,
Speaker 1: Beth lives there too. Let's go bed, please do. I
Speaker 1: did a sneeze at some point during this phone call.
Speaker 1: But say the word Pasha, bowlk or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: and then never acknowledge it. It's like, excuse me, Beth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Jenna, you have to bless me, but say
Speaker 2: Beth you instead of blessing.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, are you in a toilet? For God's sake?
Speaker 1: Beth?
Speaker 6: No, I'm.
Speaker 1: Oh, dearly me. Terrible line, Beth, bethaka, can you put
Speaker 1: it to your ear? Please? I love you? Perfect, thank you?
Speaker 2: You're in the tea room.
Speaker 1: What do you do for work? Be Hello?
Speaker 6: That's probably what happened.
Speaker 1: I shocked at how good that got.
Speaker 2: Sounds like we're a telephone.
Speaker 6: No, I'm a beauty therapist.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, what kind of beauty you doing?
Speaker 1: You know, tip work?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I work in a Japanese.
Speaker 2: Headspar My dream is to just sit there and have
Speaker 2: my head seconds away from imploding.
Speaker 6: In the last episode, Yeah, so I do remedial massage
Speaker 6: in Japanese heads bar.
Speaker 2: That sounds Do you do lymphatic drainage massage?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 6: Yes, we do.
Speaker 2: Stephen has been doing it for me because I've just
Speaker 2: seen them online and I want one. The lymphatic system
Speaker 2: is like, that's a nont know you can, Beth.
Speaker 1: Why don't you hear the beauty therapist. You want to
Speaker 1: explain what it is.
Speaker 6: So the lymphatic system so mostly in your face as well,
Speaker 6: So it's like above your eyebrows, around your eyes and
Speaker 6: stuff like that, and in the back of your neck
Speaker 6: like where your glands are, and we push against that
Speaker 6: to drain everything out of it that you are less
Speaker 6: puffy and it, you know, more relaxed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently you do a lymphatic drainage on your body
Speaker 2: than all the gross stuff that comes out you have
Speaker 2: to pooh out.
Speaker 1: Really is that true?
Speaker 6: We don't it is. We don't do the body.
Speaker 2: We just do the face, otherwise that day's bar would
Speaker 2: be stinky. All right, Beth, Well when you're ready, Bokai,
Speaker 2: thank you, Jenna Adam. We need to do your gym
Speaker 2: something you've noticed you hate to appreciate.
Speaker 6: Yes, we do.
Speaker 2: You're ready to go down countering? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Does all of a sudden people you haven't spoken to
Speaker 6: in years, I think they're entitled to an invitation to
Speaker 6: your wedding?
Speaker 5: Oh well, well.
Speaker 2: The drama of it all.
Speaker 1: I can't say I've been in this bart.
Speaker 6: People you haven't spoken to in like five ten years,
Speaker 6: all of a sudden message you like, congratulations, you engage.
Speaker 6: When did the wedding? Can I expect him invite? And
Speaker 6: it's like, dude, you bullied me in high school. I
Speaker 6: hate you? Like so well, quite.
Speaker 2: Far away from weddings, mit, you're probably the closest.
Speaker 1: Of the three most. I'm going to a wedding this
Speaker 1: weekend actually by home. One of my high school bestI
Speaker 1: is Katie. Oh she's an idiot as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, happy Katie?
Speaker 6: Exciting?
Speaker 1: Is she marrying? Is it a gay wedding?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Right, But that was one of those ones where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I will get invited because yes,
Speaker 1: we keep in touch after all these years. But you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe she's got people that are closer to her now.
Speaker 1: But I was very, very honored to be invited. But
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it, you know, I wasn't entitled to it. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: So are you getting married? Have you been married?
Speaker 1: Beth?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm getting married next year?
Speaker 2: So you're currently going through this. Who do we invite?
Speaker 6: I'm currently going through this. It's a pain in the butt.
Speaker 1: You what are you keeping it small?
Speaker 6: Are you one? Am I thinking a Mitchell what he's thinking?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Are you keeping it small?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: I wanted to keep it small. But my family, or
Speaker 6: one side of my family's Italian and he's also got
Speaker 6: a big family. So we have one hundred coming.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, mom? That then fuck that off.
Speaker 6: It went down from one sixty to one hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've already done a car. That's good.
Speaker 6: That's culling.
Speaker 1: I think that's far too many people.
Speaker 2: You know what. I hate destination weddings. I went to
Speaker 2: a destination wedding once was asked to fly to Fiji
Speaker 2: MC a wedding. I had to pay for my own
Speaker 2: flights pave for my own accommodation MC the wedding, and
Speaker 2: then I had to be back at work Monday, so
Speaker 2: I left Friday night. It was the worst forty eight
Speaker 2: hours of my life.
Speaker 6: Hey, Mitch, I'm having a destination wedding. Oh I'm kidding,
Speaker 6: I'm kidding. I'm literally having a wedding around the corner
Speaker 6: from where I live.
Speaker 1: And that could be your solution dayth because if you
Speaker 1: have a destination wedding, then a lot of people won't
Speaker 1: actually fucking be bothered to come. Less people be That was.
Speaker 6: I was thinking. See that was originally, but then it
Speaker 6: was like my eighty five year old grandmother, there's no
Speaker 6: way she'd get on a plane. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was like, yeah, okay, it's like I probably should
Speaker 6: do it close to her so she can actually come.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do want that. Are you being a bit
Speaker 1: brutal about it? When people say where's my did to
Speaker 1: get lost in the mail? Are you saying like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe and diffusing it or do you just say to
Speaker 1: them point blank.
Speaker 6: I'm straight up telling them they're not getting one.
Speaker 5: Oh good, straight up?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Impending who it is. If it's someone that's like messaged
Speaker 6: me and just straight up gone or when by coming?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, again, we have not spoken to each
Speaker 6: other in ten years.
Speaker 1: Actually ten yearstation.
Speaker 6: I am not paying for you to come and get
Speaker 6: drunk and have a meal.
Speaker 1: It actually a ten year actually ten years between talking
Speaker 1: or are you just exaggerating?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't matter what I can.
Speaker 6: Hear Mitchell sort of saintly in the background. Really hear
Speaker 6: I can sort of like just hear him in the.
Speaker 2: Background that I have orchestrated for the studio for my
Speaker 2: audio to be one hundred percent and for be at
Speaker 2: three percent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can hear Jenner and Cherry very clearly. But
Speaker 6: miss sorry.
Speaker 2: The Pimpsley Palace.
Speaker 1: This has happened before, where everyone my mic is the
Speaker 1: only one they can't hear.
Speaker 2: There's something going on here.
Speaker 1: Hang on, there's a spare one right next to me.
Speaker 1: Let me just check. Hello, Bethticals, are you there?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm here. Hi Mitchell, Hey you going? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Bye? Sorry, thanks Beth. We'll send you out gorgeous
Speaker 1: wedding as well.
Speaker 6: Come back, love you, Jenny.
Speaker 2: So yea is she ignoring you?
Speaker 1: Something was going on there? No, this has happened before.
Speaker 1: Remember when Oscar was doing a Broven report and he
Speaker 1: literally couldn't hear me. Hear both of your mics but
Speaker 1: not mine. Well, there you go.
Speaker 2: Well that's the end of the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. We appreciate it. Now I'm paranoid
Speaker 1: that this whole time I haven't been on. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: on art. You guys can hear me.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now I could see the wave line you're coming
Speaker 2: through in the Pepsi powers. We have this big screen
Speaker 2: that we look at that shows us all our audio lines,
Speaker 2: so we know we're coming through.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? We could do that thing where we
Speaker 1: try and make a dick out of the audio lines. Oh,
Speaker 1: so what is it?
Speaker 2: It's a big jump. Yeah, and then and then another
Speaker 2: bit for the head, So big jump a long sustained
Speaker 2: note than a medium jump.
Speaker 1: Yeah for the knob. Yeah, we try. I'll let you try, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll try. Ready.
Speaker 2: What color am I on that red?
Speaker 1: Okay? Ready? But oh my god, come on, that is good.
Speaker 1: Now mine's coming. Look, I don't think anything you're gonna
Speaker 1: tept that. Yeah, my god. People who don't unerstand what's happening,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be so confused. My god, I'll post it
Speaker 1: on our socials. Don't worry. I nailed that. That's long
Speaker 1: and thin.
Speaker 2: That is a shorn penis. If ever I've seen my
Speaker 2: I'll just imagine. I'm just imagining.
Speaker 1: Well, can I be honest, I've never imagined your boyfriend
Speaker 1: sick and I don't bring it up. Well now you are.
Speaker 1: I find it a bit sick. Your obsession with Sean's
Speaker 1: deep Jenna.
Speaker 2: Have I ever mentioned it before?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, the date last episode, the most recent one
Speaker 1: was well, thank god, it's hung like a horse. I
Speaker 1: did purve on him in the bathroom at the at
Speaker 1: your birthday dinner. It's a joke.
Speaker 2: I didn't even go to the barroom at your birthday dinner.
Speaker 1: I know, but I haven't laughed once that them read
Speaker 1: the run.
Speaker 2: We're welcome to my life with you? Wow, just you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes we just plod along.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's so faint because you don't talk
Speaker 1: to me like that in real life. So when we're
Speaker 1: on the podcast and you're just absolutely vile, like very,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: The problem is, when your branded is a.
Speaker 1: Shock jock, you just have to who branded you like that?
Speaker 2: Oh, Jena, says it, I don't want a shock. I
Speaker 2: don't even want to be a jocked.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god, you couldn't be further from one.
Speaker 2: Do you want to try and create a penis on
Speaker 2: the wave form?
Speaker 1: No, you actually, and don't even fucking make the joke.
Speaker 1: You can't top that. Don't do it.
Speaker 2: He's literally no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not vulgar as of now.
Speaker 2: For starting today, there'll be no vulgarity.
Speaker 1: Now you can do vulgarity just talking about my boyfriend's dick.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. It's merely just a passing comment
Speaker 2: with the idiots. Jenna text me and says, what do
Speaker 2: you reckon?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
Speaker 5: It's packing on Like Jenna, I would never do that
Speaker 5: to my beloved Chawn.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, Thanks for listening. Our merge is still available.
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Speaker 1: got more shit to talk. Nothing's really planned in this bit.
Speaker 1: In fact, Jenna, speaking of shit talk, you know what happened.
Speaker 1: I went to Pilatis the other night, Jenner shuit herself.
Speaker 5: No, we don't go together.
Speaker 1: No, different studios, different suburbs.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: And the instructor that was teaching this Plati's class, she's
Speaker 1: a keywep. By the way, she was doing her usual
Speaker 1: speel before the class, being like, okay, before we get
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Speaker 1: So she's got everyone's attention, and then goes Mitchel, I
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Speaker 1: Oh and because I'll put on the spot in front
Speaker 1: of the whole class, the only fucking mustwards all good
Speaker 1: I have. Oh no, I wanted to die. It's like
Speaker 1: shut the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out, but with no content, no context, Like what was
Speaker 2: she even talking about?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Jenna?
Speaker 1: What was the gossip about your hair?
Speaker 5: Pretty hair?
Speaker 1: The Ray gun hair?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Is ray Gunny. I've never made that connection, but I
Speaker 2: do see it.
Speaker 1: I only saw it as of yesterday because I got
Speaker 1: a haircut and I reckon he took a bit too
Speaker 1: much offlip. It's quite sure.
Speaker 2: I was actually thinking, your hair looks very healthy. Really,
Speaker 2: you take hair vitamins?
Speaker 1: No, but I've sut a million different serums and shit,
Speaker 1: it's quite a fucking strenuous regime. But yeah, I reckon
Speaker 1: it's taken a bit too much of I'm run my
Speaker 1: fingers through it and I'm like, where's the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I hate When they get the
Speaker 2: thinning scissors out, I'm like, put those fuckers down. I
Speaker 2: want to keep every strand I've got.
Speaker 1: It's like, if it's not Ray Gunn, it's Rachel from
Speaker 1: Season two.
Speaker 3: Free Rachel, I really like it, and that Charlotte did
Speaker 3: say that you've got the best hair in the Inner West,
Speaker 3: did she She did.
Speaker 1: That's the instructor. Yeah, got it.
Speaker 2: But if Mitchell goes to Shout PALARTI is a yougo elsewhere.
Speaker 1: Charlotte is a slutch. She slats away around to different studios, but.
Speaker 5: She makes it known that she is fluttering free.
Speaker 2: I go to in Life Pilarates and go there. No, No,
Speaker 2: that's down in the beaches, and I haven't gone in
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, but I book it because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, and I get exhausted and I can.
Speaker 1: It's a good incentive. Yes, but you do cancel, and
Speaker 1: I do cancel.
Speaker 2: You not all the time, but when I do cancel,
Speaker 2: I'll often cancel because I'll think I'll just want to
Speaker 2: go for a walk, you know, easy. But then the
Speaker 2: owner of the Pilarates does the same walk every day,
Speaker 2: and I've seen her three times now when I've canceled.
Speaker 1: It's very awkward. No, see, this is where we're different.
Speaker 1: I would never cancel and just go for a walk,
Speaker 1: and said, if I canceled to go for a walk.
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't do the walk. The difference is that
Speaker 1: no one's forcing me to go to the walk where
Speaker 1: it's at Pilartateess. I'm like, oh, I have to be
Speaker 1: there at a certain time. Yeah, I know. If it
Speaker 1: was up to me, I just wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: But I only have mornings free because then I start
Speaker 2: working like three four, so I have to get all
Speaker 2: my errands I've got to do in the morning or midday.
Speaker 2: It's good for traffic and good for lunch. I'll have
Speaker 2: a good bakery.
Speaker 1: For the first time in my life. I'm actually jealous
Speaker 1: of the fact that Sean works the nine to five
Speaker 1: because he's been able to avoid all the unpacking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, but I'm stuck there and I actually cannot
Speaker 1: function with all this shit around me.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I you bring up a scary part of my memory
Speaker 2: because I when I moved out of my house from
Speaker 2: my old house in Enmore in the West, the last one.
Speaker 1: I had, the most recent one, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then obviously that was the we left because the breakup.
Speaker 2: So I packed all my shit into these boxes. But
Speaker 2: then I moved back home, which was going to be
Speaker 2: for a year. So I've still got all my moving
Speaker 2: boxes in the garage unpacked, so I am still yet.
Speaker 1: They're hidden out of sight, and you've obviously got the
Speaker 1: things that you need to function day to day. I
Speaker 1: don't even have enough bathroom storage from a toothbrush, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, where does that? Where's that ended up?
Speaker 2: Is there not a large bathroom like a main house bathroom?
Speaker 1: No? So I mean I'm still happy with that. I'm
Speaker 1: not winging, but like, it's definitely an adjustment because my
Speaker 1: ideal is that when I move out of the old place,
Speaker 1: I set it up basically identically to the way it
Speaker 1: was in the new place. I'm make it exactly the
Speaker 1: same as it was in the old one, and I've
Speaker 1: tried to do that, but there's just not enough draw space.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh no, I have to learn a
Speaker 1: new system just to make everything harder.
Speaker 2: Where's all the new space? Is it in the living room
Speaker 2: or is.
Speaker 1: It in Oh? Yeah, like that that shit's way bigger
Speaker 1: living dining. My office has a window. What a novelty.
Speaker 1: How nice It's actually made a huge difference with a
Speaker 1: view as well.
Speaker 2: What about the kitchen? Is it the same as your
Speaker 2: old one?
Speaker 1: Not a bit bigger. Nice to just have an island
Speaker 1: or like a like a bench bench. I don't know
Speaker 1: what island means, one.
Speaker 2: Island that you can walk around.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's American.
Speaker 2: Have an island. Yeah, Jenna of course has an island
Speaker 2: and a kitchen island.
Speaker 1: And also like the kitchen is not a completely separate room,
Speaker 1: but it's sort of tucked away. So it's like if
Speaker 1: I just want to be in my own little world,
Speaker 1: cooking with some AirPods on yeah mind and my own business,
Speaker 1: I can do that. Whereas the islands, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm performing. Yeah, I feel like I'm on Teva. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Ready. Of course I am sent all my stuff off
Speaker 2: to like a mortgage broker because I want to try
Speaker 2: and like buy an apartment, which is hell. I can't
Speaker 2: afford anything.
Speaker 1: It is ready to kill. You can't afford it, then
Speaker 1: I certainly can't.
Speaker 2: It's horrific.
Speaker 1: It's really bad.
Speaker 2: So I was talking on mortgage broker and he's like,
Speaker 2: all right, Mitchell, I like your receipts from all your
Speaker 2: purchases you've made of last year.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Actually, speaking of God, I've got one for you, a docket.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I am for the coffee this morning. I'm famously, oh, dear,
Speaker 2: I'm famously shocking with receipts. And I said to him, Doc,
Speaker 2: I don't have any receipts for anything. He's like, right, well,
Speaker 2: surely you've got your big purchases and you're in calm.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: How many big work related purchases you do, though, not really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't say that. I'm talking about the well documented road
Speaker 1: caster incident on the Judge.
Speaker 2: Of podcast of Course, which was canceled another podcast we
Speaker 2: appeared on that it's.
Speaker 1: Been canceled, but there's certainly been no news about the future.
Speaker 5: It's been canceled.
Speaker 1: How do you know?
Speaker 5: I know through the heart. Yeah, oh fuck, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: That's right. So, by the way, you just got to
Speaker 1: get in the habit with the dockets. I know, I
Speaker 1: got my haircut yesterday, and I can claim that because
Speaker 1: I'm a commodity mate, of course. And so I said, FRANKO,
Speaker 1: give me a docket place, and so he did, and
Speaker 1: then I got the app out, took a photo of
Speaker 1: it and then said, Frank, I put that in the
Speaker 1: bin place. Yeah, you just get it done. In that moment,
Speaker 1: dexed DXT. Why have you told me this? I swear
Speaker 1: I have dex I'm.
Speaker 2: Getting it right now, DXT.
Speaker 1: And also, look, when I renew my parking they give
Speaker 1: you a custom email address, so if you get a
Speaker 1: receipt on your email, you just forward it to like
Speaker 1: Mitchell at dext or whatever.
Speaker 5: That's smart.
Speaker 1: That's a different So if you get a digital seat,
Speaker 1: it's forward it to that email address. Done.
Speaker 5: How can I get that too?
Speaker 1: Look, and the irony is that dex is a paid software,
Speaker 1: but you can claim it on tax because it's tax related. Oh,
Speaker 1: you've got to buy it. Well, I'm the same. I
Speaker 1: don't know how much it is my account set it
Speaker 1: up and I went, sure, sounds easy. Well, yes, so
Speaker 1: I've got a new account anyway. Basic, let them pile up,
Speaker 1: like in how some people put all their fucking dockets
Speaker 1: in an envelope or a plastic sleeve and collecting throughout
Speaker 1: the year that threshold nap. Just get it done as
Speaker 1: you're going. And if you don't want to use dext
Speaker 1: because that's expensive, just get a fucking Google drive folder.
Speaker 2: Well what I did was I'm so lazy, I said
Speaker 2: to my new money guy. I was like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you my bank statements for the last two years,
Speaker 2: and actually he suggested it. He's like, just give me
Speaker 2: a bank statement. He sat there with a highlighter and
Speaker 2: he's just going through all my bank statements and doing
Speaker 2: deductions that way.
Speaker 1: God, I hope you didn't use that bank account for
Speaker 1: any only fan subscriptions.
Speaker 2: I did only fans once, just to try it.
Speaker 1: Created or No, did you get no fans? Is that
Speaker 1: the problem? Only fan? That's all I had. It was
Speaker 1: your only fan.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have I didn't do any fans. I
Speaker 2: just watched one one user one creating who. The only
Speaker 2: fans I subscribed to was for Paul Barrow who Princess
Speaker 2: Diana's friend.
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: What's the old guy?
Speaker 5: He's like sixty something.
Speaker 1: Trying new things anyway?
Speaker 2: Deductions galore?
Speaker 5: What type of content?
Speaker 1: Did he have? Predictions? Surely I claim that on tax pawn.
Speaker 2: Well I'm talking about it now, Aren't I true? Anything
Speaker 2: we do because we're public facing, I get my eyebrows waxed,
Speaker 2: kajing ear pissed.
Speaker 1: I never want to take the pits for it, Like
Speaker 1: some things are like I'll let that song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagining the and someone working at the ATI, like.
Speaker 1: Mitch Cherry just launched his lodgement.
Speaker 2: He's claimed to Panini because he had it in his
Speaker 2: teeth when he was on the Today Show.
Speaker 1: Technically, like, the one thing that I never claim is
Speaker 1: let's just say, like this is just an example. This
Speaker 1: didn't actually happen. But like, let's say I called an
Speaker 1: uber too, and Juliette yes, because that was all part
Speaker 1: of the podcast. I can claim the uber there. And
Speaker 1: if I went straight home, I could have claimed it back.
Speaker 1: But let's just say because that was the travel to
Speaker 1: and from a work event, right, And let's just say hypothetically,
Speaker 1: that night I decided to go out on Oxford Street
Speaker 1: and I ended up going home at three am. I'm like,
Speaker 1: can I claim that? Oh? The ATO going to be like,
Speaker 1: took you a while? Why are you leaving from Oxford
Speaker 1: Street at three am instead of the theater? This event
Speaker 1: got out of hand, isn't it. I never do those
Speaker 1: ones because I'm like, oh, that's pushing it.
Speaker 2: That's what I always think. But then surely the ATO
Speaker 2: are after people with offshore accounts in Panama, for god.
Speaker 1: So I've got those two right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, Well we need to talk off the cloud,
Speaker 2: no doubt. All right, well shall we go.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we can go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have to hope.
Speaker 1: This podcast made you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all two percent.
Speaker 2: So we do, we do, So we do. Merch available,
Speaker 2: Go have a purchase, buy something.
Speaker 1: It's getting warmer.
Speaker 2: Get a short sleeve tea in the irom with idiot range.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so true. I forgot about those. Yah'd
Speaker 1: be like it's warming up, the jumpers are going to waste.
Speaker 1: But no, there's shirts as well can go by. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was wearing my shirt the other day and a
Speaker 2: hot girl walk. It's perfect crank quality. Yeah yeah with idiot.
Speaker 1: Shirt, is it nice and like loose?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I still you know, it's like that sort of T
Speaker 1: shirt material when I exercise, give me a weird like
Speaker 1: you know, the weird bumps on your arm.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, it was fine. No, I still get
Speaker 2: a three XL because I love it baggy, I say
Speaker 2: it off and overside shirt.
Speaker 1: I did have to do that thing with this night
Speaker 1: Raine shirt where you kind of put your hands in
Speaker 1: the sleeves and just believe it to make it a
Speaker 1: bit looser because I was like, no, thanks, and we're
Speaker 1: not going to be clinging today. You hear the tension
Speaker 1: cracks like, yeah, she's face it's so warped.
Speaker 2: I thought she just had a lot of work done.
Speaker 1: She hasn't. I've undone it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't do Jane News. What Adele taking the
Speaker 2: break from music? We're going to get Jane News back up.
Speaker 1: I'm running. I thought that Adele always takes a break
Speaker 1: from music every couple of years.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna asked me, she said, can I want to
Speaker 2: pick a new seg? When I said, what is it?
Speaker 2: She said Jane News? I said, what is it? She
Speaker 2: has celeb news? All right, what's the big stories? When
Speaker 2: Adele you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to talk about it? You did?
Speaker 2: Don't taking a bait from music? Baby, You're not going
Speaker 2: hear from me?
Speaker 1: From me? Why are you bringing this up now we're leaving?
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna text me, he said, can we do Jane News?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't catch a lie.
Speaker 3: I think you were saying Jane News. I am like,
Speaker 3: Jane oos.
Speaker 1: A great note to end this show on Cockcat.
Speaker 5: Who's Jane News?
Speaker 2: You tell me?
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about my mother's leakage?
Speaker 2: Sure, can you make two pairs of tits, that's easy,
Speaker 2: but you need nipples as well. What two boobies audio?
Speaker 1: That won't be happening. You're so let me go if.
Speaker 2: You're going to click that and use that against me,
Speaker 2: aren't you, Mitch cherry creep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that montage would fill up a lot quicker than
Speaker 1: the chems dissing cheery one. I do it for the audience.
Speaker 2: They love it when we did that pole. Remember we
Speaker 2: did the study and they said, I love it when
Speaker 2: Mitch is did.
Speaker 1: We did the fou. I don't remember that market market.
Speaker 1: I remember that, but I don't remember anyone saying that.
Speaker 1: I think I said it all right? Should we go by?
Speaker 1: Stop it? Oh one more than oh my god? I'm
Speaker 1: turning off the recording goodbye to so we do already
Speaker 1: did that. I'm like, why are we talking about Janu?
Speaker 1: We've done it, We're gone, bye bye, just to me.
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