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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, telling rocks and dead this is your trade

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Speaker 2: from your street stall when you were a kid, selling

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Speaker 2: rocks and dead bees a bit of a racket.

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Speaker 3: As I say in the podcast, I feel like lemonade

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Speaker 3: was flooding the market. Every kid's out there trying to

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Speaker 3: you know, fleece or get rid of their their special

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Speaker 3: lemonade recipe. I saw that and went demands low their

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Speaker 3: supply too much. So I went, you know what people

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Speaker 3: aren't selling on the street dead bees? I know, taxidermy,

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Speaker 3: taxidermy or whatever the word is there. It's a popular thing.

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Speaker 3: People have moose heads on their walls and whatnot. Why

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Speaker 3: not truck a dead bee on your mantlepiece. It's what

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Speaker 3: the ten year old me was thinking. Yeah, didn't make

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Speaker 3: a sale, which shocked shocked the shocked me. Yeah, shocked me.

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Speaker 4: I put a lot of time in.

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Speaker 2: You their solo, like, was your Was your brother Tom

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Speaker 2: out there? His sister Sarah? Were they?

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Speaker 3: They generally stayed indoors. The types that was that was

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Speaker 3: very doorsy kids. So I was the only one out

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Speaker 3: there on the top of the shed collecting the dead

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Speaker 3: bees for starters, polishing the pebbles and then put.

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Speaker 2: The labor into the You didn't want any overheads.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want them. Enjoy the fruits of my labor.

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Speaker 5: Will you say, polishing pebbles? Yeah, talk me through your

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Speaker 5: system here, because I'm a little confused. You've got just dirty,

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Speaker 5: dirty rocks on a stand, right. Have you seen washing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was a good system. I washed the

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Speaker 3: rock in like a sieve. So I get the pebbles

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Speaker 3: from the car port, wash them in a sieve, put

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Speaker 3: them in some hot water, and then i'd polish them

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Speaker 3: up with olive oil. Right, polish them up, put some

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Speaker 3: tissue over it, lay it on the trestle table. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: next to the dead bees. Try to sell it a

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Speaker 3: bit of a package deal. If you get what two

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Speaker 3: dead bees today, I'll check in a pebble for three and.

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Speaker 2: One sort of cash. But what we spending the money on?

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Speaker 2: If you made me cash there? Because I was just

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Speaker 2: und a lemonade guy, to be honest.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, well you reveal you were a dirt

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Speaker 4: and a cup guy.

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Speaker 2: Well, when I was younger, When I was younger, and

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Speaker 2: I couldn't say the word lemon or poor lemonade, I

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Speaker 2: just wanted to be a part of things, of course,

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Speaker 2: So my mum would just put a dirty cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: dirtney cup would sell probably surprise, better take dirty cup

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Speaker 2: over a rock, a couple of pebbles in a cup

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Speaker 2: with the dirt. Who knows. But anyway, we do talk

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Speaker 2: to street stalls a little bit later on. Oh actually no,

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Speaker 2: first up in this podcast a should stress. One of

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Speaker 2: the things that we asked people to call with today

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Speaker 2: was do you know or are you a kid who's

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Speaker 2: still running a street stall.

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Speaker 4: Because we'd love to get around it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because a cash list society these days, street stalls

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Speaker 2: are fuel and far between. We know that, and not

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Speaker 2: that they're rocking around with a square reader in the

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Speaker 2: middle of the streets. So it was a square reader.

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Speaker 2: When you go to a market. There's a company called

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Speaker 2: Square Readers.

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Speaker 4: That make the Yeah, that's a good company Wi Fi.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're one of the biggest companies in the world.

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Speaker 2: Really got a square reader?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But this isn't about This isn't an ad for Square.

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Speaker 2: This isn't a four and a half minute ad. You

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Speaker 2: know what we needed back then? Square? If you want

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Speaker 2: a square reader, a square reader don't anyways, so so

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Speaker 2: well to know if there are if you if you

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Speaker 2: do know, Ian, if you're listening to this and you

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Speaker 2: know a kid who's running a street stall, please get

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Speaker 2: in touch with this Willam Woody like Instagram, Facebook, What.

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Speaker 4: I could promote them on air, like get around.

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Speaker 2: I love to know what if they're still selling lemonade,

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Speaker 2: whatever they're selling at their street stall at the front

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Speaker 2: of the house. We'd love to know. So please get

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Speaker 2: in touch with Will Woody on the socials.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, be a kid out there is taking the mantle

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Speaker 3: of the local dead bee seller. Who knows, could be

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Speaker 3: never really sure who took the who took the reins.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to assume nobody because it's an idiotic idea.

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Speaker 4: Still a hole in the market, then, kids, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Think it's a hole in the market if nobody's looking

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Speaker 2: for it. I think that's just a bad idea.

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Speaker 5: We've heard your products as kids demand for it. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 5: John adult Willem Woody. What would they sell at a stand?

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Speaker 5: Good question, as in like what you had a stall

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Speaker 2: Like hardware or or gift could we make.

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Speaker 4: To for a stall using your own skills? Great? Question

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Speaker 4: life skills, because.

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Speaker 2: That's because we would have to go with wouldn't it?

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Speaker 2: Can we busk? No, it's got to be it's got

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Speaker 2: to be an art.

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Speaker 4: What would you But if you could bust.

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Speaker 7: Probably know I'd probably just play guitar. I can do

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Speaker 7: magic tricks. Actually, no, if you're good magic tricks, you

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Speaker 7: know that little guy that not the little guy. The

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Speaker 7: guy taught us some tricks. Remember a little guy magic magic.

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Speaker 7: He gave us a few magic props. Yes, so I've

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Speaker 7: still got them. Yeah, right, so we've got magic tricks

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Speaker 7: and guitar. I used to bust down to the beach.

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Speaker 7: I can make I can make a quid there. I

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Speaker 7: can do a bit of acupuncture. You need a license

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Speaker 7: for that, Yeah, but we talked to this in the show.

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Speaker 7: You don't even need a license to do it in

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Speaker 7: your back.

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Speaker 2: You do need a license. That's illegal to be training

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Speaker 7: Actually, Joel, your wife copped the punctured lung, didn't she?

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Speaker 7: From acupuncture?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a bit of dry needling.

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Speaker 5: I went straight through like mister Burns in that scene

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Speaker 5: in the Simpsons where they needle go straight through his arm. Wow, yeah,

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Speaker 5: the way not actually, but her lung collapsed.

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Speaker 4: She's fine. Now she's fine.

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Speaker 7: Wow, I thought, yeah, did it just pump itself back out?

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Speaker 7: I think so, yeah, it just get repairs itself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think your very quickly extraordinary.

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Speaker 4: Don't repair themselves. We better get to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, But I also think if we could just touch

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Speaker 2: back on before we got into Joel dry needling his wife,

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Speaker 2: which I thought was a euphimism for the best part

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Speaker 2: of two weeks. Can I if it was an art

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Speaker 2: or a craft though? You can't. We can't because we

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Speaker 2: know we're performers. We're natural born performance. We're obviously going

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Speaker 2: to turn towards some sort of performance. If it was

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Speaker 2: an art or a crafty, what would you go for?

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Speaker 2: I don't reckon your store would be the store?

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Speaker 7: Ever?

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Speaker 2: Would bet your store? No, I've got, I've got. I

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Speaker 2: could make a slice, I could make a brownie, I

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Speaker 2: could cook. No, I could make a good store? Would

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 3: I think treats is that they're flooded the market, So

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Speaker 3: anything outside the square, like a regard like dead bees.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, I think treats of flood of the market. I

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Speaker 2: haven't moved on since your floor, have you just because

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Speaker 2: people like something doesn't mean that it's a flooded market.

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Speaker 2: You know, looking car salesman. Don't look at cars and

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Speaker 2: be like, no, they're flooding. The market was still one cars.

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Speaker 2: Oh she is, all right, we're gonna see tomorrow. I'm

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Speaker 2: sorry I got aggressive. Just sometimes someone needs to tell you.

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Speaker 2: A woman from Dallas has set up a front stall

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Speaker 2: in her front yard offering not lemonade, but advice. Forgotten.

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Speaker 2: She's from Dallas, Texas. Cotton Joe baby anyway, for five cents,

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Speaker 2: five cents she's given. She's offering out free advice, free

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, interesting. Is she a psychologist? No, not at

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Speaker 2: But it sort of got me thinking because I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's the beauty of the street stall though. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: and I really want to talk about street stalls now

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Speaker 2: because I started thinking, like, you know, if she's doing

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Speaker 2: that under any under any other operation, they're shutting that

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Speaker 2: She runs into all sorts of trouble with the law

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Speaker 2: and the red tape and whatnot. But it was just

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Speaker 2: a street stall then, you know, Like I used to

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Speaker 2: sell lemonade as a kid for five bucks. Sorry for

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Speaker 2: five cents.

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Speaker 4: Class going to say, if you were charging five bucks.

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Speaker 2: Running running a racket, absolutely please man, No, but seriously,

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Speaker 2: I was running. I was selling five no twenty cent glasses.

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Speaker 2: They were to be fair, twenty cent glasses of lemonade,

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Speaker 2: which were rank.

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Speaker 3: Disgusting, absolutely rank. I'm sure we've all set up a

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Speaker 2: Give them a call and just say please for God's sake,

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Speaker 2: because because you get up said when nobody's buying anything.

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Speaker 3: He's been out there for four hours and he's torched

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Speaker 3: a leader of his own lemonade.

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Speaker 2: He looks dizzy.

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Speaker 4: Someone buy a lemonade off him?

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Speaker 2: Was that was that all people were selling?

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 4: Just now? I had a few rackets, none of them successful.

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Speaker 3: But I had a like a pebble car port in

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Speaker 3: the backyard, and what I would do is I would

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Speaker 3: shine up pebbles, affective little little stones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we all know what is next very much, just

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Speaker 3: Those playing and what's a Pebble got to use his

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Speaker 3: big words, doesn't he would he? So I would shine

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Speaker 3: them up and I would try to sell them as

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Speaker 3: like you know, jewelry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, rubies at the front.

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Speaker 2: It's not a bad little thing to a nice little nickname.

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Speaker 7: Didn't didn't sell well. I didn't know how to make

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Speaker 7: it into a bracelet. I wanted to upgrade to bracelets,

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Speaker 7: but didn't know how to do it. The second one

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Speaker 7: I did was.

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Speaker 2: You were effectively just selling rocks. Very true. This is

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Speaker 2: the thing though, because I've been thinking about this, like

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Speaker 2: this is it. This is it if you were to graph,

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Speaker 2: like there's a linear relationship between the cuteness of the

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Speaker 2: kid and the crapness of the item. Yeah, do you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like when I was three, my

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Speaker 2: sister she pioneered the lemonade stall out in the front of

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Speaker 2: our house. But I obviously couldn't say lemonade, let alone

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Speaker 2: pour someone a glass of it. So I just used

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Speaker 2: to sell cups of dirt. Interesting, and I would oft

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Speaker 2: and outsell her. Yeah, because I was I was the

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Speaker 2: cuter kid, like come along and there like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: have a glass, of course, I'll take I'll take two

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Speaker 2: cups of dirt. Yeah, so true, No, very true.

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Speaker 4: It was never.

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Speaker 3: It was never for the lemonade of the thing that

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Speaker 3: you were buying. You were just going like I want

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Speaker 2: Daniel. You used to have a street store.

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Speaker 10: Mate, Yes, I did that, young boys, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever sell your parents? Hey, I don't think

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Speaker 11: So I grew up in Scotland. I was pretty skinned

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Speaker 2: De bees. The dead b market was hot in Scotland

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Speaker 11: I thought in my like little Scottish brain that it

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Speaker 2: And what were you selling a bottle for? What was

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Speaker 2: Basically, it's smart thinking though. That was clear kids boy

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Speaker 2: and the boiling water factor genius.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, really clever outside the box.

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Speaker 2: I love that great stuff.

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Speaker 4: It's going to James now, James, your store was in

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Speaker 12: Boar.

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Speaker 7: Did you did you grow up in Nepal. Did you

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Speaker 2: I'm going to fly flying to a third world country

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Speaker 2: to sell anything that would be a crime against humanity.

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Speaker 12: or seven years old, we had this big festival, religious festival,

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Speaker 13: This James, us, you can have yourself one hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: Imagine a bloody lot it great stuff, a cold James.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would might have been that holy water actually

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Speaker 2: You need it, cleanse your soul for all those dead

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: All you got to do is give us a call.

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Speaker 2: I'm just convinces that you're in the car with somebody else.

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Speaker 2: It's quine A Woodies.

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Speaker 10: Alone.

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Speaker 3: You and me will have to try and guess are

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Speaker 4: We've got Sarah here has called us on thirteen one

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Speaker 4: oh six five. Hi Sarah?

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Speaker 11: Hello, how you going?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Well? Thank you? Who are you in the car with

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Speaker 4: my daughter Lily? Your daughter Lily? How old's Lily?

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Speaker 8: Lily is eight?

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Speaker 2: Lily's eight?

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Speaker 3: Okay, A little bit of a pause there, which was interesting.

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Speaker 3: Can you put can you put Lily on the phone please?

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Speaker 8: I certainly care in a second.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Lily, Hi, what have.

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Speaker 4: You done today?

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Speaker 2: Lily?

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Speaker 1: I went to school?

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Speaker 4: Nice And what did you learn at school?

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Speaker 14: I did some tens activities?

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Speaker 4: Some what activities?

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Speaker 7: Tens tens tens activities, tense tense activities.

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Speaker 2: Some tense active. I think it was tens. I don't

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Speaker 2: think she did tense activities, not that they were water

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Speaker 4: Fair enough, now we'll I think that's a real real kid.

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Speaker 2: I think Lily is a real kid. Where are you

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Speaker 2: lying here? Well, given that Lily can still hear as,

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Speaker 2: I'm probably not going to suggest that she's not a

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Speaker 2: there's two people, Sarah.

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Speaker 14: Oh, you're right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there we go adorable.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Sarah, just before we move on, can I just

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Speaker 2: confirm what was Lily saying? She was doing tens activities

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Speaker 2: or tense activities?

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Speaker 11: Tens like.

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Speaker 8: One groups of ten?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, times tables, times.

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Speaker 10: Tables, right, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: They called times tables activities these days. That's bloody confusing,

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Speaker 2: very confusing. This is boring for everyone. Let's go to Ellie.

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Speaker 4: We'll drop it.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna times table work.

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Speaker 7: Okay, let's let's get right into its activities.

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Speaker 2: That's bloody confusing stuff. It's pretty confusing. Take it up

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Speaker 2: with the school curriculum board. Will Let's go to Ellie,

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Speaker 2: of course, Oh Ellie, because that's a body.

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Speaker 7: Hey, hey going, thanks?

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Speaker 4: You in the car with Ellie.

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Speaker 8: I'm in with my work colleague, your work colleague.

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Speaker 2: Who's that Danny?

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Speaker 4: Danny? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Is Danny a man or a woman?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 4: Danny's a man? Beautiful check the phone under Dan.

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Speaker 8: Hey, guys are you going?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 14: You guys are going?

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Speaker 4: That is that you? Dan?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's me. Oh, that's Dan, We're gonna move on. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Joel on six five. Joel, you in the

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Speaker 5: I'm not.

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Speaker 10: I'm I'm here with somebody with Jamie, my partner.

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Speaker 2: Jamie your partner, Jamie a guy or a girl?

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Speaker 10: Jamie is a guy? Cool chuck him on?

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Speaker 8: Okay, Hey, how.

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Speaker 4: You doing pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Thanks Jamie?

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Speaker 4: Having been with Joel for.

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Speaker 12: Oh about three years? Coming up three years?

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do for the anniversary? The three

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Speaker 2: year aniversary?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I think that's his the botment, that's his job.

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Speaker 4: Did you hear two laughs?

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Speaker 7: There will?

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Speaker 4: Or just one?

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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 2: I think just the one.

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Speaker 4: What's the what's the most attractive part of Joel Jamie?

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Speaker 10: I have to say probably his legs.

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Speaker 4: I've got rat.

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Speaker 2: Legs, ready legs.

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Speaker 4: That was a triggering that was triggering for me.

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Speaker 7: Well, and Jamie's really or do you think Joel's Chuck

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Speaker 7: Joel back on? Canlea speak to Joel? Hey, hey, Joel,

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Speaker 7: what's the sexiest thing about Jamie?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: But oh nice, good old teach.

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Speaker 2: What you.

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Speaker 5: Real?

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Speaker 4: People? There's two people, Joel. I think there's actually two

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Speaker 4: of you there, one.

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Speaker 2: With great legs. One with great but what a duo.

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Speaker 3: Thanks boys, Let's go to Tabitha and now we'll take

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Speaker 4: Who are you in the car with?

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Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 8: I'm in the car with my work colleague, Becky.

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Speaker 4: Becky. Okay, can you throw Becky on the phone? Please?

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Speaker 14: Yep?

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Speaker 7: Here they want you.

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Speaker 12: Hello, this is speaking.

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Speaker 1: Let's it's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Parent drop off, Yes, and what your parents have done

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Speaker 3: to embarrass you at school drop off thirteen one oh

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Speaker 3: six y five.

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Speaker 2: If you have a story.

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Speaker 3: We received a cracking phone call yesterday about this and

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Speaker 3: it'll be my pleasure to play it for you all again.

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Speaker 14: My dad's car has a pretty dusty, old sun burned

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Speaker 14: forward laser anyway, Yeah, and every time returned the steering

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Speaker 14: wheel left, the horn went off. When you go around

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Speaker 14: and roundabout, you go right. But he used to drop

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Speaker 14: me off at school on the wrong side of the

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Speaker 14: road so he could go around left and make sure

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Speaker 14: everyone knew who was dropping off.

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Speaker 4: That is very good gear. Now they're something that your

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Speaker 4: parents used to embarrass you.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, there was just a particular drop off r

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Speaker 2: I offended a girl at school, so Dad made me

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Speaker 2: rock up with flowers and give him to her out

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Speaker 2: in the front of the school. It was very good murder,

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Speaker 2: but chivalrous, beautifully chivalrous. There are lots of parents nodding

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Speaker 2: in their car right now.

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Speaker 4: Sure, sure, let's go to lead.

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Speaker 2: I'm a better man for it.

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Speaker 4: I'm better man for it.

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Speaker 3: Lea's called on thirty five. Keep telling yourself that, Leah,

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Speaker 3: your step dad used to drop you off at school.

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Speaker 2: You have a really old Bedford truck with age age

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Speaker 2: on the back and need to click rubbish as a business.

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Speaker 12: And morning.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Lea, you're your phone line is truly awful. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 3: I'll get the producers try and sort that out. We

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Speaker 3: got Christie here though, Christy, your mum did this on

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Speaker 3: a school school pickup?

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Speaker 10: Yes she did.

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Speaker 7: Nineteen eighty five in a nice bright green Ford courteen

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Speaker 7: a station wagon ran over the son of the fish.

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Speaker 10: And chip shop.

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Speaker 2: Oh pickup, wheezy. He was okay.

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Speaker 12: We just couldn't eat fish and chips for the next month.

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Speaker 2: Oh jez.

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Speaker 4: Losing the local fish and chip shop is a big lass.

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Speaker 2: I know all the kids to run over. I'd rather

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Speaker 2: run over the local accountant son, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely that little bustard. Let's go to Caitlyn here thirty

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Speaker 7: six O jaking camera. Caitlyn, your dad used to drop

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Speaker 7: you off at school?

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Speaker 8: Hey, guys, Yeah, my dad would drop me off in

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Speaker 8: the gravel car park in front of everyone and rip

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Speaker 8: a handbreaking.

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Speaker 2: That is right in the gravel as well, so be

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Speaker 2: spraying gravel everywhere.

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Speaker 10: He had a big four druve, so it would make

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Speaker 10: a make a statement.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 4: Nice, We got Kate here. Now, kat your mom did

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Speaker 4: something to embarrass you at school drop off?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: She once picked me up with three female naked mannequins

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Speaker 8: in the back of the car. Ooo, so everyone could

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Speaker 8: see and I pretty much put my jacket over my head.

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Speaker 8: Nobody could see me.

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Speaker 2: Why, Like, why was she rocking up with three naked

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Speaker 2: female mannequins in the back?

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Speaker 8: Well, she used to have a costume store, so she

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Speaker 8: bought them for work and thought it would be funny

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Speaker 8: to leave them in the back of the car and

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Speaker 8: then come pick me up from school in your ten Oh.

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Speaker 2: So it was deliberate.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, she thought it would be hilarious.

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Speaker 7: It is pretty funny. Actually, what's that that's pretty good gear?

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Speaker 7: Putting a mannequin in a car. It looks like a

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Speaker 7: nude party's rocked out to the school. It'd be like,

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Speaker 7: is your mom a swinger? Is she going for today?

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Speaker 2: You don't have to pull your child aside at about five.

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Speaker 4: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: Just not okay. Your dad's not okay, and you please

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Speaker 2: if he ever ever ever targets Alfie the little accountant son,

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Speaker 2: just look at me, Aca and I'll take them a

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Speaker 2: jarl were a song.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: You are fresh the show. It is really impossible to

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Speaker 2: prank my girlfriend, Sam would so, so we brought our

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Speaker 2: junior producer Analyse in the studio before the show and

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Speaker 2: we said to her, Hey, look, mate, can you try

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Speaker 2: and prank her? The only rule is just don't say

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Speaker 2: your name's Analyse. We're trying to prank her about the

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Speaker 2: fact that Mike mc girlfriend's got a real beanerr bondet

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Speaker 2: about the council at the moment, and we forgured it

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Speaker 2: to be pretty easy to get her as the counsel

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Speaker 2: and get her to erupt on the radio. So we

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Speaker 2: gave that instruction to Analyse before cause the council. Just

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Speaker 2: don't say your name's Analyse, because she would have heard

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Speaker 2: the name Analytes before, too much of a coincidence, and

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Speaker 2: she's savvy, she's onto pranks all the time. So this

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Speaker 2: is Analyse's crack of not saying her name earlier.

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Speaker 15: Hi, Sam, it's Annaly's. I'm just calling in regards to

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Speaker 15: your waist disposal.

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Speaker 2: I've got Analysa joins us back in the studio. Now, thanks, guys.

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Speaker 15: I needed that redemption round.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you do, redemption red hot star. I mean what

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Speaker 4: happened there?

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Speaker 6: So I was in like this mindset where I had

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Speaker 6: initially had the name Gene. So I was like Jeane Jean, Jean,

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Speaker 6: Jean Jean. Sam answers the phone and I go, oh no, no,

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Speaker 6: she doesn't. She goes to them a voice and I go, hey,

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Speaker 6: Anale's like it just Gene goes. So I've got Gene

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Speaker 6: in my head now, okay, Well.

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Speaker 2: The voicemail though some corrective therapy.

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Speaker 15: To make sure that oh yeah right, sorry again.

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Speaker 4: I don't think you can go back to Gene now.

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Speaker 4: I think you let the voicemail.

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Speaker 2: You're calling her now? Yeah, you're ready, you're ready, ready, Okay,

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Speaker 2: so remember all right, so you're gonna have to stay

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Speaker 2: as Analyse. Okay, because you've called an analyst before. So

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Speaker 2: that's your actual name.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you never think about that too, remind me.

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Speaker 2: All right, so we've got Sammy's number again. Calling is

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Speaker 2: the council. All right, here we go, good luck, good luck?

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Speaker 2: M h.

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Speaker 11: Hello Sam speaking?

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Speaker 15: Hey Sam's Annaly's How are you?

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Speaker 12: I'm good?

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Speaker 15: How are you good? Thank you? I'm calling in regards

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Speaker 15: to your waste disposal. Sorry, sorry, laughing that this is

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Speaker 15: kind of a serious. We've actually had some complaints and

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Speaker 15: that's why I'm calling.

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Speaker 14: Can I just forward to my partner because he's the

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Speaker 14: one who puts the things out?

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Speaker 15: So okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, I would actually love to be part of this

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Speaker 1: conversation where you do him about it.

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Speaker 2: Stop laughing.

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Speaker 4: From the good go. She loved you feel you know

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Speaker 4: what I thought? I had it?

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Speaker 15: I thought and did.

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Speaker 2: He did not have the second the second second, I

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Speaker 2: try to appreciated.

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Speaker 15: When she said hey, same and I was like, then

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Speaker 15: she start laughing.

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Speaker 2: Well sorry. When she answered the phone with her name,

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Speaker 2: she hadn't spoken yet. There's a couple of sekonds. She

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Speaker 2: was on the hook. She was on the hook.

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