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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many.

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Speaker 2: There has been two stories in the news this week.

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Speaker 3: One one was a woman who accidentally superglued her eyes shut.

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Speaker 3: That's an embarrassing chat with the doctor in the emergency room.

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Speaker 3: And then another one is a vlogger called Miss Jang

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Speaker 3: and she was doing a live vlog about the benefits

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Speaker 3: of Aloverra.

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Speaker 4: Which is very beneficial if you eat the right alovira.

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Speaker 2: So she tucked right into Yeah, not quite Alivira. It

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Speaker 2: was a Garvey.

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Speaker 4: That's what they made to kill her out of, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Or mess cow ah.

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Speaker 3: So she either got really drunk or well effectively poisoned.

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Speaker 3: And that all happen to live on camera. So again,

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Speaker 3: very embarrassing story to tell in the emergency room. So

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Speaker 3: we're taking your embarrassing stories.

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Speaker 2: Now we've got Kelly here on thirty one or sixty five. Kelly,

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Speaker 2: this is when you were eleven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the first chick isn't on her own. She's not

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Speaker 1: the only person that pysically their eyes shut, babe. One

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Speaker 1: of my friends and I were playing with some stuff

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Speaker 1: and we were trying to superclue something together. The top

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Speaker 1: of the super glue had dried up, so naturally, I

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Speaker 1: was holding it. My friend cut the top off and

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Speaker 1: I must have been squeezing it at the same time. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: straight into my eyes. I was blind for a week. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Was there any point, Kelly that you thought you were

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Speaker 4: going to be blind forever?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You didn't.

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Speaker 1: I was eleven. Of course I was dramatic about it.

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Speaker 3: Are you? Are you a bit like a bat now though?

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Speaker 3: Because did your hearing get really good when you were

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Speaker 3: blind for a week.

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Speaker 1: No, My partner actually told me my hearings worse.

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Speaker 2: So ah, y, it's great. It doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: We got Julie here now, thirty one and six ' five. Julie, Great,

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Speaker 3: you're dubbing in a friend, so you can really torch them.

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Speaker 2: This was a girl you worked with.

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Speaker 6: This was a girl I worked with years ago, back

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Speaker 6: in Yeah, excuse me. And she was she was cleaning

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Speaker 6: up a bikini line with hot wax, was sitting on

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Speaker 6: a chair in the kitchen and didn't expect her husband home,

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Speaker 6: but it came home early and he slammed the door behind,

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Speaker 6: stuck her legs together quickly from fright, and ended up

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Speaker 6: in the hospital. And she was telling us about it,

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Speaker 6: and it's excuse the turn always stuck in my mind

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Speaker 6: that story.

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Speaker 2: Aha, nice, Julie hard finished.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm confused though, Sorry, I haven't waxed that area before.

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Speaker 4: Crap as if you haven't done a backcrack and sack.

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Speaker 4: If anyone haven't.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually no.

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Speaker 3: I've got a recurring nightmare that if I get a

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Speaker 3: wax down there, my testicles will fall off and they'll

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Speaker 3: be on the wax trap.

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Speaker 2: It's so I didn't realize you were still.

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Speaker 6: There, Julie sry.

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Speaker 2: So get therapy for that.

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Speaker 3: But so what so when she flowed her leg together,

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Speaker 3: but by the way, pull them apart, why are you

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Speaker 3: going to Because.

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Speaker 4: Once the wax is in there, and it's like it's

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Speaker 4: skin on skin, and I imagine sometimes, as you know

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Speaker 4: the female anatomy, there are some external bits, some internal bits.

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Speaker 4: When it's all together, who knows the wax might have

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Speaker 4: then engulfed the whole area and then if you pull it.

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Speaker 2: Off, so did she? So she would have gone to

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Speaker 2: emergency as a mermaid.

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Speaker 4: Really, it's like Ariel. They played the song as she

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Speaker 4: ended half naked, ready to get the wax melted out

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Speaker 4: of her.

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Speaker 2: That let's go to Jeff. Now I can say that.

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Speaker 4: Jeff, what's your embarrassing injury? Buddy?

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Speaker 5: I got attacked by an animal and knocked down. Oh,

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Speaker 5: I was taken to the Liverpool hospital. I was explaining

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Speaker 5: to the nurses what happened. I didn't tell them exactly

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Speaker 5: what animal attacked me, and until the person who drove

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Speaker 5: me to the hospital walked in. It was a clown.

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Speaker 5: I was working with a circus and I got attacked

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Speaker 5: an elephant.

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Speaker 2: Don't lie, chang On, Sorry a clown.

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Speaker 4: He was the clown you were.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't the clown. I was just one of the

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Speaker 5: workers the line.

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Speaker 3: And then you decided that the best person to drive

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Speaker 3: you to the hospital was a clown.

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Speaker 5: Obviously I didn't decide that. The boss did.

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Speaker 2: So you're a.

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Speaker 4: Lion tamer and a clown drove you to the hospital

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Speaker 4: after you got attacked by an elephant.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I got knocked out. Take him to the hospital.

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Speaker 5: He didn't change. He was still in his clown outfit.

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