Speaker 1: Flex and Frooms, Flex and Fromes.
Speaker 2: This is the Flex and Frooms catch up podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh sweetye Pies, it is Wednesday. This question that I've
Speaker 3: posed Frooms has added at least sixteen percent additional joy
Speaker 3: to my day. If through me saw me getting arrested,
Speaker 3: what would she think it was for? And vice versa.
Speaker 3: Also Mickey, what kind of crimes is Mickey doing? Blue
Speaker 3: collar babe, white collar babe? Violence, traditional violence, traditional? All right,
Speaker 3: today's show's gonna be great. See soon.
Speaker 2: This is Flex and froomes Onda.
Speaker 3: I know the real reason why your fame, Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: is publicizing all her romances suddenly. And I know this
Speaker 3: because the Internet aka conspiracy theorist number one has given
Speaker 3: me information so convincing that I can only perceive it
Speaker 3: to be fact. Okay, and would you blame me? I
Speaker 3: don't know if you recall, but this time last year,
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift had some really bad press. Do you remember why?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Hmm? Interesting.
Speaker 3: The reason why Taylor Swift had such bad press this
Speaker 3: time last year was because of her private jet use.
Speaker 3: There was a survey that came out that said, of
Speaker 3: all the celebrities, Taylor Swift had the highest private jet
Speaker 3: use so much so that in a six month span,
Speaker 3: so January first to the twenty ninth of July and
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, she took one hundred and seventy flights,
Speaker 3: that's fifteen point nine days in the air, with an
Speaker 3: average flight term of eighteen minutes. Total flight emissions were
Speaker 3: calculated at eight thousand, two hundred and ninety three tons.
Speaker 3: Who knows that's I don't know how that works in mass,
Speaker 3: but it's a lot, and it's not good, and it
Speaker 3: was like dramatically high than everybody else, which people found
Speaker 3: really surprising because if it's an eighty minute flight, that
Speaker 3: means it could have been quicker by some other mode
Speaker 3: of transport. She wasn't going from Australia to Ghana and
Speaker 3: back again every week. She was going drivable distances. So
Speaker 3: because the pr was so bad, and because she couldn't
Speaker 3: really justify her playing news, a few tactics came out.
Speaker 3: First was someone on her team that had denied that
Speaker 3: she personally had taken all those trips and said that
Speaker 3: she had gifted and loaned her plane out to friends
Speaker 3: and things like that, so she can't be fully accountable
Speaker 3: for all of those trips. A couple here and there,
Speaker 3: sure all one seventy. No, that really wasn't good enough
Speaker 3: for everybody in the world who was like, period, it's
Speaker 3: not great. Fly commercial or go into business class. You
Speaker 3: don't need a whole private jet for an eighty minute flag.
Speaker 3: So you might have heard recently that she's dating a
Speaker 3: NFL player called Travis Kelce. What team does Travis Kelce
Speaker 3: play for?
Speaker 2: What team the Jets?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not looking good, brav, it's not looking good.
Speaker 3: And so, in addition to Taylor Swift suddenly publicizing her relationships, right,
Speaker 3: you have to wonder what are the most search terms
Speaker 3: of Taylor Swift? Who's she dating? Number one? How much
Speaker 3: money does she make? Number two? Where is she's spending
Speaker 3: her money? What are her songs about? Up until this point,
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift's search results well, not mostly negative. But after
Speaker 3: the whole ticket Master's scandal with the scat what do
Speaker 3: you call it, scalping tipping tickets and the prices being
Speaker 3: so high, she's not in a good time, so people
Speaker 3: are speculating that she is publicly dating this guy. So
Speaker 3: when you type in Taylor Swift Jets, it's information that
Speaker 3: comes about the relationship and not the flat and it's
Speaker 3: true because it does come up now. Also, what the
Speaker 3: Jets have done is at a recent game, they created
Speaker 3: this four minute trailer using a Taylor Swift song and
Speaker 3: kind of creating their own parody version to teach new
Speaker 3: Tailor Swift fans about football, so sung to the tune
Speaker 3: of Tailor Swift music, but to teach them about football,
Speaker 3: so like they're really trying to like merge these brands.
Speaker 3: When you google Taylor Swift and Jets, you're seeing football
Speaker 3: Travis Kelce, you're seeing her and his mum, sorry at
Speaker 3: a game. You see them holding hands. And the thing
Speaker 3: that gets me because people are like, no, they're really
Speaker 3: in love, blah blah blah. The timeline is confusing. If
Speaker 3: they're as in love as you think they are, then
Speaker 3: what was she seen doing with Maddy Healy? If that
Speaker 3: was so real and so necessary and you could imagine
Speaker 3: if dating someone more controversial than her would take the
Speaker 3: heat away from her. It did for a moment, and
Speaker 3: then at backfired. So this is a PSA to Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift fans directly, don't come for me, please, for I
Speaker 3: am just the messenger. She said in so many ways
Speaker 3: that she's masterminding and scheming and being conniving and slightly manipulative,
Speaker 3: and she's done it to you her fans.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you can do it, well, why would
Speaker 1: you not do it? I don't would say she gives joy.
Speaker 1: So if it's her using the jet, has she brought
Speaker 1: more joy into life? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We all offset emission differently.
Speaker 3: That was good. I came across this video on TikTok
Speaker 3: from this account called Questions for Love. They said, if
Speaker 3: you want to know if your loved ones really know you,
Speaker 3: get them to answer this question. I said, immediately, it's
Speaker 3: me and free me. The whole premise is if you
Speaker 3: really know each other well, you'll be able to answer
Speaker 3: this perfectly. I don't know if that's particularly true, but
Speaker 3: I'm happy to try.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: The question is if someone told you I got arrested
Speaker 3: without giving any additional explanation, what's the first assumption you'd make?
Speaker 2: And why, oh my god, can you start?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I heard Freeman got arrested, which is unlikely
Speaker 3: by the way they think, this is what makes it funny. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll also do Mickey as well. The only thing that
Speaker 3: could come to mind is two things actually Okay, you
Speaker 3: saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to the
Speaker 3: wrong person, because for me does that quite a bit.
Speaker 2: You know, it's all it's all a joke because but.
Speaker 3: For the most part, people understand that Fumi means well,
Speaker 3: I would reckon. There'd be a scenario where you've said
Speaker 3: the wrong thing at the wrong time and someone's skitsed
Speaker 3: it naturally skits it back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel like Frum is concealing from us, and I
Speaker 3: think maybe you might call the cops. Okay, yeah, maybe
Speaker 3: you'd call the cops in your defense and they get there,
Speaker 3: like they'd be like, tell us the story and then
Speaker 3: realize that you were the baddie and then arrested you.
Speaker 1: And I reckon for the first five minutes. They're on
Speaker 1: my side, and then I lose it.
Speaker 2: And give you too many details. They say, wait, so
Speaker 2: you provoked them, caught out, but they're obviously having a
Speaker 2: cry try about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: If we were all sitting here and we had some
Speaker 3: more time and I was like, okay, let's get some
Speaker 3: tears going.
Speaker 2: You reckon, you could one hundred percent who I'm cranky.
Speaker 3: If I just did you you do Mickey and Mickey
Speaker 3: does me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, cool, oh, okay, Mickey is going to jail.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, she just got a convict. It's giving.
Speaker 3: Imagine like we we have a group WhatsApp thread, the
Speaker 3: three of us. Imagine if I just sent you a
Speaker 3: text NOx, Mickey, I have just got arrested. Exclamation mark,
Speaker 3: exclamation mark, exclamation mark.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Micky got arrested because she was speeding in a zone
Speaker 1: where you can't speed. And then when the cop pulled
Speaker 1: her over, she started crying.
Speaker 2: Okay. And then while.
Speaker 1: She was crying, the cop did like her three sixty
Speaker 1: of a car just like check it out and one
Speaker 1: of the lights.
Speaker 2: One head light was out. Okay, Yeah, it's giving. I
Speaker 2: was giving.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ye See, if I was thinking about Mickey, I would
Speaker 3: have said if it was recently, like if I just
Speaker 3: if I got a text message from you within the
Speaker 3: last I don't know, three weeks that Mickey got arrested,
Speaker 3: I would they shouldn't feel like her visa formed properly,
Speaker 3: And they circled back and been like, hello, true, it's
Speaker 3: not right.
Speaker 1: She brought sand back into the country. You you told
Speaker 1: me you're going to bring sand back from.
Speaker 3: Her like this.
Speaker 2: Guy border security place, Flex and Rooms. All right, very quickly,
Speaker 2: what's Flex going to jail?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: I'm stuck because I don't think Flex would ever you.
Speaker 3: Can say money laundering. Yeah, and that's why I had
Speaker 3: came to catch everyone.
Speaker 2: I keep going on around that cash less.
Speaker 3: What do you think that Flex would be in any
Speaker 3: situation she didn't mean to be in? Would ever like
Speaker 3: to stroll in somewhere and be like, oh.
Speaker 2: It was an accident a mistake. Yeah, no, no, no, nothing's
Speaker 2: a mistake.
Speaker 5: So thank you, she's plotted, she's schemede.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Flex and Rooms on Kita.
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Speaker 5: No, I'm a left hand I know.
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Speaker 5: I get it. I get that heaps of people are
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Speaker 5: and then I'm sorry. I've got great right hand. I've
Speaker 5: got great handwriting as well.
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