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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, it is Tuesday morning. I hope you
Speaker 4: had a great long weekend. Good morning, Patsy morning. The
Speaker 4: big thing I think people wonder this morning is is
Speaker 4: the baby news. Yes, there is baby news. Baby post
Speaker 4: born Friday evening, which is fantastic news. Mum baby baby
Speaker 4: son doing very well. We've seen the photos and Patsy.
Speaker 4: Oh he's just beautiful, leslexible. That's what you said about
Speaker 4: a dish aboutthing you gonna eat? Oh, he's so Patsy
Speaker 4: to the elector. It is a beautiful boy. I say this.
Speaker 4: Jack's poor wife. That is a very tall, long baby,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Oh he's a boy like he's two years old.
Speaker 4: Did they get their dates right?
Speaker 3: I was going to say that myself.
Speaker 4: But he's a small man.
Speaker 3: I know, he's like a toddler.
Speaker 4: He came out when a top hat and cane. That's
Speaker 4: got a heart. We didn't hear anything all day and
Speaker 4: even then when I saw the photo, the size of
Speaker 4: him like, no wonder.
Speaker 3: He did a marvelous job.
Speaker 4: When you were in Victoria, you must have heard the
Speaker 4: screams of that small man. He must have walked out.
Speaker 4: Tell me, wow, she's about three.
Speaker 3: I think I've got a bit offended because he I
Speaker 3: messaged him on Friday and he sent a photo and
Speaker 3: I said, how what did he weigh? I need to
Speaker 3: know what he weighed? And he said eight point eight
Speaker 3: eight pounds of eighth in the.
Speaker 4: Old eighty eight. That's his fighting weight.
Speaker 3: And I wrote back, wowsa ords was like five pounds
Speaker 3: or something, and he goes, yeah, but he was in
Speaker 3: there for forty one weeks, and I thought, oh, no,
Speaker 3: I've touched.
Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't mean anything though forty one weeks.
Speaker 4: If him in there forty nine months, i'd understand while
Speaker 4: small Russian man came out. But it is I'll tell
Speaker 4: you what. It's a beautiful baby. And not always they're
Speaker 4: just they're just perfect at.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's just beautiful.
Speaker 4: He does also you could here's Jack's son. He literally
Speaker 4: looks like slightly sort of distant gaze in his eyes,
Speaker 4: staring off into the four distance, wishing it was somewhere else. No,
Speaker 4: everyone is very well, and I love the name. Billy
Speaker 4: Joe Post is what they've gone for. It is, it is,
Speaker 4: Billy Joe Post is what they've gone for. Obviously, Billy
Speaker 4: Joe obviously his favorite lead singer them off in Green Day.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Billy Joe Post is the name of his son.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely, lovely name. So I sat messages with
Speaker 4: him yesterday.
Speaker 3: Just to see how he was going.
Speaker 4: They said, they're just enjoying the three of them in
Speaker 4: this lovely little bliss bubble they've gone. At the moment,
Speaker 4: he did say it's a bit chaotic, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: get used to that now being forever and the rest
Speaker 4: of your life. And actually, Jackie Boy, it's great news. Really,
Speaker 4: I think we're all reallyved. Friday night we found out
Speaker 4: that the anchor was safe and some was there as well.
Speaker 4: He is a beautiful little boy. And now Jackie Boy
Speaker 4: has got a bigger thing on his hands. Now he
Speaker 4: has to live by these words, these beautiful words he
Speaker 4: wrote about two weeks ago on the show when he
Speaker 4: was impatiently waiting for his son to be born. Well,
Speaker 4: we said maybe you write a letter to your unborn son.
Speaker 4: Now Jackie Boy has to live these beautiful words.
Speaker 5: It's my first time being a dad, it's your first
Speaker 5: time being alive. You can ride up on my shoulders.
Speaker 5: I can see the world through your eyes, catching bugs,
Speaker 5: building sand castles, jumping in puddles, and skipping stones. Know
Speaker 5: that from now until forever, you will never be alone.
Speaker 5: Make jokes, make music, make mischief. Live your life with joy.
Speaker 5: Harbor big dreams for your future. But take time to
Speaker 5: be a boy. Start things before you feel ready, jump
Speaker 5: before where you see the landing. Life will open doors
Speaker 5: for those already standing. You'll take from books and art
Speaker 5: and music and people, anything that strikes a note. Take
Speaker 5: the parts you like of me, leave the ones you don't,
Speaker 5: and with an open heart and a curious mind, soak
Speaker 5: up everything. You can find your own definition of what
Speaker 5: it means to be a man.
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Speaker 4: Have it a great long weekends? We went to Marysville.
Speaker 4: Have you been there? Patson?
Speaker 3: So pretty loved it? Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We had an amazing time. That beautiful. The weather
Speaker 4: was great, but we went on so many hikes and walks.
Speaker 4: I saw Bruno Sculpture Garden, went to Stevenson's Falls. I
Speaker 4: did a couple of other walks as well. We couldn't
Speaker 4: get over how beautiful it was. Actually, Yeah, it's a
Speaker 4: magical place. Yeah. I loved Mary'sville. Thought it's very, very good. Now,
Speaker 4: how was Batman when we last spoke on Friday's break
Speaker 4: for the show. You were heading out on date night?
Speaker 4: He hadn't quite stepped up and shelled out for gold class?
Speaker 3: No, too tight?
Speaker 4: Oh so you're in coach.
Speaker 3: Definitely in coach.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know you're not the kind of lady that
Speaker 4: should be in coach.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Christian precisely right, No, I wouldn't fork out
Speaker 3: for gold class even though it was date night, general
Speaker 3: admission only and all cheers. I've got to say it
Speaker 3: goes on a bit, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: That movie three hours or so? What is it? Because
Speaker 4: I love the Dark Knight trilogy, right, I thought they
Speaker 4: were great, the three Christopher noa Ones, Christian Bell were amazing.
Speaker 4: But why is it three hours? What's he doing in it?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 4: Gotham.
Speaker 3: There were so many opportunities to end the movie, and they.
Speaker 4: Just always a news journalist always knows they're out now,
Speaker 4: you're up to date. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 3: Don't bang on unnecessarily like end it. That's it. We're happy,
Speaker 3: we'll leave, but just don't keep going on about it.
Speaker 4: But aside from the the ridiculous length of three hours,
Speaker 4: what did you what do you think of it?
Speaker 3: I didn't like it. I fell asleep in parts. Really
Speaker 3: it's not the look.
Speaker 4: How can you fall asleep these days with that surround sound?
Speaker 4: You mean moody kind of movie like that?
Speaker 3: No, quite easily. It was very it's very dark. It's
Speaker 3: shot well, it's Gothham at night mostly. I think there's
Speaker 3: like two day scenes with a bat. Here's a bat
Speaker 3: and bats come out at night.
Speaker 4: They're working hours, office back hours, a nighttime. That's your
Speaker 4: problem there.
Speaker 3: Okay, but Friday night's not good to have a date
Speaker 3: night because end of the week and you're really tired anyway,
Speaker 3: So that probably wasn't good.
Speaker 4: But and the scene problem you can drink in there
Speaker 4: in general admission? Is it that? What did you bring
Speaker 4: in a hit flash?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Of course I didn't, sure, not this time.
Speaker 3: No, I'm a classy lady.
Speaker 4: I said to the team, can you get the the
Speaker 4: movie score from the movie. This ain't it? This Saint
Speaker 4: Rabbit Pat Tutterson's sort of theme chow is ring tone.
Speaker 4: It's study for the old nineteen fifties. If only it
Speaker 4: was this, it might have been a bit more of
Speaker 4: an upbeat movie. So you hated it?
Speaker 3: I hated it.
Speaker 4: Are you doing that thing where you make it really
Speaker 4: clear you don't like it? Did you? So did Chris
Speaker 4: a couple of times? Are you actually enjoying this group?
Speaker 4: It's like my wife does just my wife goes, be
Speaker 4: honest with me. Don't just say what you want people
Speaker 4: to think. You will a weasel in this cramp.
Speaker 3: I'm squirming in my chair. And at one point, Christy,
Speaker 3: can you please sit still?
Speaker 4: Actually like it? Now? What did Chris think?
Speaker 3: He loved it?
Speaker 4: All right, let's have a listen to this. So this
Speaker 4: is Chris the worby Love God his review, same movie,
Speaker 4: Different chair, Morning Team, Morning everyone.
Speaker 7: Over the weekend, the current wife and I went to
Speaker 7: the pictures and we watched The Batman. I went in
Speaker 7: a little bit skeptical about how the young Robert Pattinson
Speaker 7: would go, because Batman's a very dark and serious character.
Speaker 7: But then I remembered Robert Pattinson got his brooding bona
Speaker 7: fides the Twilight Shows, so he's a very good brooder.
Speaker 7: Batman's young. He's only been on the Tools for a
Speaker 7: couple of years, so he's still learning his craft. He's
Speaker 7: still learning how to use all of his gear, and
Speaker 7: he makes a few mistakes along the way. And because
Speaker 7: he's still learning, he's all fist and all passion. But
Speaker 7: it's got all the typical Batman actions, the motorbikes, the batmobile.
Speaker 7: It's a very long movie overall, as Batman movies go,
Speaker 7: I'd probably give it a six out of ten. For
Speaker 7: my money, it's still Michael Keaton even and some people
Speaker 7: might not agree with this. I'd almost go as far
Speaker 7: to say as Ben Affleck is probably my favorite Batman.
Speaker 7: But for the role of this was a young Batman,
Speaker 7: only two years on the Tools, and I think it
Speaker 7: did pretty well.
Speaker 3: Christine really kind, Chris.
Speaker 4: I do the year six ten. They didn't put that
Speaker 4: on the Boosters six ten. He's been kind so when
Speaker 4: he done glut to a four. Michael Keaton is a
Speaker 4: act right, but he is no once favor a Batman.
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Speaker 4: All right, I'm going on the lines now on nine
Speaker 4: four one four one o four three. Let's see if
Speaker 4: we can do the eight z of movie villains. By
Speaker 4: the way, Rio, you'll be in charge of the whiteboard night,
Speaker 4: Chackie boy in norny would where do we stand on?
Speaker 4: First name or surname goes up seventy five? We'll know
Speaker 4: when it happened quietly, so right, Darth Vader, where do
Speaker 4: you go? D or vs He? Mister Vader?
Speaker 8: He's mister Vader. Oh no, that's a that's a dark.
Speaker 4: I wish they would call him mister Vader's under means. Now,
Speaker 4: mister Vader, some very bad news most interrupted during your bath,
Speaker 4: right now, mister Vader, mister Vader, mister Vader. All right, Patsy,
Speaker 4: who are you going to kick us off? With their name?
Speaker 3: Movie villain from A I'm gonna put up Scar from
Speaker 3: Lion King.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, great one, I'm going to put up Let
Speaker 4: me do the impression, and then you two will know
Speaker 4: who this is immediately, So don't be alarmed. The baddie
Speaker 4: isn't here. They only getting scared. I'm still here, but
Speaker 4: for the medium of an impression, I will do this person.
Speaker 4: Nick Clan, Oh it sounds like it sounds like who
Speaker 4: it is? This is a bit awkward for you, guys.
Speaker 4: Let me try against sure, if you pinch your nose,
Speaker 4: it's easy to do it.
Speaker 3: Clan, I've got no idea.
Speaker 4: I have had Scramber.
Speaker 3: Oh, the die Hard.
Speaker 4: Sounds much more chilling than that is.
Speaker 3: No, it sounds more like play.
Speaker 4: With Nicknap from Fantasy. No it is. Let me just
Speaker 4: let me just let me just summon the late great
Speaker 4: Anna Rickman Nick Clean. Now, I don't know who that was.
Speaker 3: What's an insult to the I've lost it.
Speaker 4: I had it just now, guys, you've put me off.
Speaker 8: Maybe you get it back.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I Camerio McLean? Who is that now?
Speaker 4: I don't know who that is. It's Hans Gruber, just
Speaker 4: put hands.
Speaker 3: That is a good nomination, though.
Speaker 4: Nomena and the impression was crazy impression. Both of them
Speaker 4: are straight, and it was that for Angel g for
Speaker 4: mister Krueber.
Speaker 8: Hans, that's Hans Gruber.
Speaker 4: That's that's an h okay. This is all over the places.
Speaker 4: But the guy it normally is when Jackie Boy does it,
Speaker 4: so normal service is here, all right? So we need
Speaker 4: a movie villain from you.
Speaker 1: And Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We need movie villains. Think about the most terrifying movie
Speaker 4: villain you've ever seen in a movie. Give us their
Speaker 4: name for our a to z of movie villains. Rio.
Speaker 4: Who do we have so far?
Speaker 8: So far?
Speaker 4: We have Hans Gruber, McLean Na Timi in Plaza, must
Speaker 4: be in the building, Yes, he's here right now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the great Anna Rickman, Hans Kruber, great buddy.
Speaker 8: And we have Scar from the Lion King.
Speaker 4: Awesome. All right, let's go to Joel. Good morning, Joel,
Speaker 4: there we go. I'm good, Joel. How was your long weekend?
Speaker 6: I came out of my isolation, so I didn't really
Speaker 6: enjoy it too much. But I wasn't to know.
Speaker 4: There want to go back in isolation? Or I did
Speaker 4: it like a little putch to torney Field. I couldn't
Speaker 4: wait once I'd done my time in isolation. I couldn't
Speaker 4: wait to get out there. Joe, what is your movie
Speaker 4: villain for us? Mate?
Speaker 6: I would like to think, considering the current situation, the
Speaker 6: world is even right there with our field part and whatnot?
Speaker 6: That the lawdy among us from that that's the rowboil.
Speaker 4: Yes, very good, I tell you what. Just driving two
Speaker 4: d hours away. The fuel is cheaper, Well, what are
Speaker 4: you Mary'sville? I felt like I wish I could have
Speaker 4: filled the car up a couple of times. Thank the fuel,
Speaker 4: it was cheaper. I don't know why. Why do we
Speaker 4: have to pay more here in our city? Slecker's got
Speaker 4: to pay more? Why are you going to got a
Speaker 4: cheap round?
Speaker 3: Should be the opposite where there's more competition.
Speaker 4: You got it, my friend. Anyway, let's put him up there.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Joel. Have a good week.
Speaker 6: Jeh uh.
Speaker 4: Andrea, good morning morning. How is your long weekend?
Speaker 9: It was speculous, Thank you very much yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, very nice time. Thank you, Andrew. And who's
Speaker 4: the most terrifying movie villain for you? Andrea? Which are
Speaker 4: the list?
Speaker 9: I'll get you my pretty and it's right.
Speaker 4: She's double evil now and she would hurt that charge.
Speaker 4: She's a kid. It's dog as well.
Speaker 10: I know it's bad, isn't it very bad?
Speaker 4: And yet we kids, I haven't been terrified by that movie.
Speaker 4: Take me out as a kid.
Speaker 9: I know those monkeys as well, monkeys terrifying.
Speaker 4: My monkey army as well. It's worst poocha when you
Speaker 4: think about it, Andrea, Andrea, that's a great one. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. You have a good week. Bye, Mick.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Mick, Good morning, Good morning Mick. Now, Mick,
Speaker 4: which movie villain have you got?
Speaker 6: Doctor?
Speaker 4: Some girls put the pen off the ball? Frightening, he said,
Speaker 4: comedy villain?
Speaker 3: Funny?
Speaker 8: Still a movie?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, ain't have nightmares because of that.
Speaker 4: You have a nightmares. But what happened in my career?
Speaker 4: Is he going to do another follow up? So? I
Speaker 4: love God. Let's hope not Mick. Sorry, you can't get
Speaker 4: that one. Let's go to uh Graham, No, Graham here,
Speaker 4: what's wrong? Bet can't take a joke? Very very good, Graham,
Speaker 4: ten out of ten. Go for that.
Speaker 6: Thank you soon, and congratulations to congratulations to the big
Speaker 6: young man just coming into everyone's line.
Speaker 4: Is his hands Gruber?
Speaker 3: Do you do voiceovers.
Speaker 6: A long time ago?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was gonna say you should you very Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's good. Please give us that joker again. Go on, Grahame.
Speaker 4: It also sounds like Ricky Gervasi's laugh. Ricky Gervas will
Speaker 4: make a great in the next Batman movie. That's what
Speaker 4: they lacked in that new Batman movie. A lack of lolls,
Speaker 4: not enough lolls. In there. Yeah, Graham, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You cool. Have a good day. No a right, just
Speaker 4: come on, come on, we're too fair jack ass, that
Speaker 4: kind of lack of profession so perfect. Just keep it,
Speaker 4: keep it like that for the rest of this week.
Speaker 4: It'd be like he's here.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Coming up after seven o'clock. Some amazing entries finishes today
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Speaker 4: return of Footy tomorrow night tomorrow come even going to
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Speaker 4: asking you to pick a song, any song you want
Speaker 4: then and write about put your own lyrics about your
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Speaker 4: the next hour. We do them after seven.
Speaker 11: Right now, though, think about the most terrifying movie villain
Speaker 11: and then call us up on nine four one four,
Speaker 11: one four three so we can put them on our
Speaker 11: Eights of Movie Villains rio.
Speaker 4: So far we have we have Hans Gruber, Nick Lan
Speaker 4: Joker can't do him lord umongous, can't do him. Sca
Speaker 4: a Gilbert Vasa can't do him.
Speaker 8: We can reach of the west.
Speaker 4: Haja, younger, I'll get you my pretty Wow, she chakes
Speaker 4: it now, Well done, Patsy, All right, what have you
Speaker 4: got for us? Ninety four one four one oh four
Speaker 4: three bonus prizes for impressions. First onrning, we've got Young
Speaker 4: George's on the nine. Good morning, Georgia, Hi Georgia, what
Speaker 4: are you doing up so early?
Speaker 9: Well, I don't have school today, so I'm at my
Speaker 9: dad's work.
Speaker 4: I see. Yeah, my youngest daughter, right, she's fifteen. She's
Speaker 4: got day off today as well, some curriculum days. That
Speaker 4: what you've got? Yeah, don't come back to tomorrow. But Paul,
Speaker 4: you you don't have a like you can't lie into bed.
Speaker 4: You've actually come to work with your old man with dad.
Speaker 4: It's that good fun. They're going to work with dad.
Speaker 4: You're not doing that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's my first time in it. It's I like
Speaker 9: it because it's peaceful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's peaceful. So what does what does your dad do?
Speaker 9: He's a fitter in turner.
Speaker 4: Fitter and turner. What do they do?
Speaker 9: To be honest, I'm not too sure, but I do
Speaker 9: know that he goes out to jobs and looks at machines.
Speaker 4: That's what he does for his jobbing, looks at machines. Man,
Speaker 4: stare at machines. What is your name of your great daddy?
Speaker 4: Sounds like an awesome dad, Georgia. But he's loving bringing
Speaker 4: you in today. What's his name?
Speaker 9: His name is Thomas.
Speaker 4: Thomas and you just call him dad?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I call him daddy.
Speaker 4: It's strange. You just don't forgretful to Thomas Thomas. What
Speaker 4: do you want to now? Got at two o'clock some machines?
Speaker 4: I think craigieburn to go and stare at Georgia. Who
Speaker 4: do you think is the most terrifying baddie in the world?
Speaker 9: Crowd Deville.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's a good one. Yeah, very evil. And
Speaker 4: have you seen the new one on Dizzy, the new
Speaker 4: movie that came out.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, that one.
Speaker 4: Very very good. Georgia. Have a great day to day.
Speaker 4: We'll send you at price. Thank you for calling the show.
Speaker 9: Thanks.
Speaker 4: Do you know I've always wanted to do a thing
Speaker 4: where we get kids to call in and try and
Speaker 4: tell us what their parents do for a living. I
Speaker 4: don't think ninety nine percent of kids have any idea,
Speaker 4: right what your mum or dad does for a living,
Speaker 4: even that he's a fitter and turner. I was actually
Speaker 4: impressed with that. And then what does that mean?
Speaker 12: Actually?
Speaker 4: No, all right, let's go to Paul. Good morning, Paul.
Speaker 6: Come, that's my best William Shirtler.
Speaker 4: That is solid. That is very very good, right, Shatner?
Speaker 4: Once more, please, Paul come. Yeah, he's like yelling up
Speaker 4: at the universe? Is he like? How can someone be
Speaker 4: that evil? The great Ricardo? Who is it? Ricardo montal
Speaker 4: Ban actually from Fantasy Island? He was terrifying, that's it?
Speaker 10: Or even I reckon?
Speaker 6: Even better was Benedict Comerbatch, Yeah, but not.
Speaker 4: As not as good as Riccardo Montalban theatrical Mr Now,
Speaker 4: who do you think they'd the better? Can't Coumba Batch
Speaker 4: or Ricardo Montalvan. I just like saying the name Ricardo.
Speaker 4: I wish I might rename myself Christian Montalban. In the morning, Paul,
Speaker 4: that's a great one for us, and once more, on
Speaker 4: your way. One last impression of Shatner came as I
Speaker 4: want to know where is Paul? Is he at home?
Speaker 4: Is he in the car park at work, and we're going, Oh,
Speaker 4: someone's in a tough weekend. Paul, good morning. Now we've
Speaker 4: just done him this, I say, yeah again, Paul, good morning, Amanda,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Mandy moo. Who have you got for.
Speaker 10: Us, Professor Moriarty?
Speaker 4: Professor? Yes, from Sherlock Holmes. Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he was always he was always poking Sherlock with
Speaker 10: the oh you're such a Cristian, why do I bother?
Speaker 4: How did you recover what it burn? It's a tough
Speaker 4: heckle to come back with that one. Thank you very
Speaker 4: much that one. Amanda, have a good day.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you two guys, thank you.
Speaker 4: Brad, good morning, poor brother. For some reason, we know, Brad.
Speaker 4: For some reason they produced the labeled up your age
Speaker 4: Brad brackets thirty one previous six. So quickly they grow
Speaker 4: up so quickly, listeners.
Speaker 6: Yeah we do. I wasn't supposed to watch this in
Speaker 6: the cave with my brother. Thought it'd be funny to
Speaker 6: put me through it. So he's terrified me ever since.
Speaker 9: And that's Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 4: Yes, real, okay, for mister Krueger.
Speaker 8: I think we'll go.
Speaker 14: First name for Freddy, but I put Professor Moriarty under
Speaker 14: m because I think professor is like the title.
Speaker 4: You're right, he's a learner criminalist. Let's respect that.
Speaker 13: Well.
Speaker 9: Anyway, I'm still terrified of him to this day.
Speaker 4: Literally can't watch it.
Speaker 10: So that's why I believe he's the most terrified.
Speaker 4: Really, is that right? He still freaks you out?
Speaker 6: Freddy Krueger, I was like four or something when he
Speaker 6: made me watch it.
Speaker 4: That is terrific. No one, You still have a nightmares
Speaker 4: and wait in the bed. That is terrifying. All right,
Speaker 4: Brad see world, Okay, let me leave the little landing
Speaker 4: light on or something like that.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Quest of Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So many emails over the weekend, not just for the oky,
Speaker 4: not just to any news on the post. The number
Speaker 4: one thing actually I saw that was about a bridge,
Speaker 4: literally just about a bridge, and not just any bridge, friends.
Speaker 4: The strongest bridge in all of Australia, the.
Speaker 15: Montague Street Bridge, has claimed its second victim in just
Speaker 15: three days. This time a large caravan was damaged.
Speaker 4: The way the news. What's saying it's claimed its victim,
Speaker 4: normally a language for a drifter serial killer, claiming it's
Speaker 4: not the bridge it's drawing people in. It's just it's
Speaker 4: just being a bridge. So the bridge's fault people going
Speaker 4: into the bridge repeatedly.
Speaker 15: The Montague Street Bridge has claimed its second victim in
Speaker 15: just three days. This time a large caravan was damaged
Speaker 15: when attempting to travel under it this morning. It comes
Speaker 15: after a truck hit the infamous bridge on Friday.
Speaker 4: The infamous bridge. When we returned in the new year,
Speaker 4: I said, you know what, there's something about that bridge.
Speaker 4: I've been driving under it. And the Montague Street Bridge
Speaker 4: is the most famous bridge in the city. Right, it
Speaker 4: is infamous. Everyone knows it for one reason, people driving
Speaker 4: into its right or claiming victims. So we turn it
Speaker 4: into Montague Street Bridge. Bingo breaking news.
Speaker 5: Now and yet another truck has fallen foul of the
Speaker 5: infamous Montague Street Bridge.
Speaker 6: Another day, another truck under.
Speaker 4: That, another victims.
Speaker 3: That infamous bridge looks like a removal of van has
Speaker 3: crashed into the Montague Street Bridge.
Speaker 4: So we actually open up the lines. Check your guesses.
Speaker 4: When do you think the next time it will be here? Here?
Speaker 4: Here were some of them in January.
Speaker 10: Said the ninth, about two thirty m I reckon, it's
Speaker 10: going to go Valentine's Day morning, and I can buy
Speaker 10: about eleven o'clock Wednesday the sixteenth to February eleven am.
Speaker 4: Before twenty seven to turn in the afternoon.
Speaker 6: Fourth of March at seven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 4: All right, just ends day rio, So how many days
Speaker 4: had it in with no strikes?
Speaker 14: We've been on a pretty good run, one of the
Speaker 14: longest runs in a wild ninety three days since December
Speaker 14: eighth of last year.
Speaker 4: And everyone want to know, like who got who won?
Speaker 4: Who was close? As it was this guy Hi Christian
Speaker 4: and Stephen Churnside Park.
Speaker 6: I think the Montague Street bridge will be hit on
Speaker 6: the fourth of March at seventy thirty in the morning.
Speaker 6: Just great and made him in confusion on a Friday morning.
Speaker 4: See, he wasn't a million miles away long labor weekend.
Speaker 4: He was only like seven days out. So Steve is
Speaker 4: the winner.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, sure your tips and recommendations about
Speaker 4: where to go in Mary's Welle. My wife and I
Speaker 4: spent three lovely days over the long weekend. Beautiful place.
Speaker 4: We cannot wait to go back. We really really loved it.
Speaker 4: There so many beautiful walks. My wife was particularly happy
Speaker 4: when Timy Horror I saw a sign advertising a farmer's
Speaker 4: market on the Saturday. I was like, oh god, no,
Speaker 4: she was like, oh my god, as far as market.
Speaker 4: It's a farmer's market. I was paying too much for
Speaker 4: stuff you can get lunchep off the road. I ga
Speaker 4: over there, go and get some stuff cheaper there. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I went to the farmer's market and as I wandered in,
Speaker 4: there was some old timer there right with a pa.
Speaker 4: His mate was still erecting a sort of gazebo tent
Speaker 4: over him, and he was singing. He was singing to
Speaker 4: a backing track, right, but he actually had a good voice.
Speaker 4: Have I listened to this? So as you saw wandered impats,
Speaker 4: he was like nod into people as if we'd come
Speaker 4: to see him. And he's also thrown on the farmer's
Speaker 4: market for the key.
Speaker 16: He knew and try to get a bar seasonal guy,
Speaker 16: so you got a word league.
Speaker 4: He was appointing at people with that.
Speaker 12: I thought he was.
Speaker 4: Did you get out there?
Speaker 3: ASKI?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And his mate was still arrecting right the gazebee
Speaker 4: like putting in the tent pegs and at one point
Speaker 4: in a one of the songs he went you missed
Speaker 4: that one there, Dave, and then carried on singing like
Speaker 4: a showman like Freddie Mercury would have done. Right. So
Speaker 4: there were a lot of great walks to do, and
Speaker 4: we did one. We got up early actually on the
Speaker 4: Sunday about Hull seven and the sun was up. It
Speaker 4: was just you know, when the sun's been only up
Speaker 4: a couple of hours, it's very quiet still. So that
Speaker 4: would be really nice to go and do one these walks.
Speaker 4: A couple of bill recommended. So we did a walk.
Speaker 4: It was like three hours. It's a proper, really good
Speaker 4: rugged walk. Yeah, it was Cumberland Walk. If you know
Speaker 4: the area, you'll know the war right, stunning water. The
Speaker 4: main reason why we go on that is because, as
Speaker 4: you know, I'm really into my trees and so I'd
Speaker 4: read that there was a very large tree there called
Speaker 4: the Big Tree. So I beg my wife, could we
Speaker 4: get up Hoary? Please give me go early? You had
Speaker 4: the farmer's market, Let me have the Big Tree. Anyway,
Speaker 4: my wife looks online. My wife won't set foot anywhere
Speaker 4: without reading a review. I don't know why she does this, right,
Speaker 4: Who are the losers that are going on reviewing a
Speaker 4: tree on Google. The tree I'm reading here from Google reviews. Right,
Speaker 4: everyone's a critic these days. The walk to the tree
Speaker 4: is better than the tree. Long walk three hours to
Speaker 4: get to a tree that honestly doesn't look that big.
Speaker 4: That's from Tomoy. Yeah, disappointing that the big tree was
Speaker 4: only ninety meters. Oh, come on, nature, ninety meters is huge.
Speaker 4: So anyway, we get there and it's incredible. It says
Speaker 4: on there there's a massive sign at the foot of
Speaker 4: it that says the big tree. All right, then it
Speaker 4: says in brackets eighty seven point eight meters as of
Speaker 4: twenty eleven. Now around the world sometimes there's a preconceptu
Speaker 4: matus trees a bit lazy, wouldn't have killed anyone. Send
Speaker 4: a drone up there. Update it twenty eleven. Nature. Basically
Speaker 4: it's death and growth. Sure, it's even bigger now.
Speaker 3: The big true size.
Speaker 4: By now, why what have you doing in the last
Speaker 4: ten eleven years? Get the ladder up there? Or so
Speaker 4: measure in Australia the Gulf that a big tree, give
Speaker 4: another count to it on all So, as soon as
Speaker 4: I saw the sign that said the big tree, right,
Speaker 4: it was flipping off this. It's a massive, great tree.
Speaker 4: You're not looking around. Will there be a neon sign
Speaker 4: or a big foam finger. There's gonna let me know.
Speaker 4: It's just ninety meter tall column, this beautiful tree and
Speaker 4: then a huge sign. It simply says the big tree.
Speaker 4: And this follows in the long line of Australia sparing
Speaker 4: no time coming up with alternative creative names and things.
Speaker 4: The big pineapple, the big tree, that is a big tree,
Speaker 4: the pink Lake, the salt Lake, the red back spider,
Speaker 4: the white tailed spider, the seven Mile Beach. What are
Speaker 4: we gonna call that bit West of Australia, Western Australia.
Speaker 4: What a bit that bit down south South Australia. Which
Speaker 4: is why my wife and I are scared to go
Speaker 4: up Mount Buggery because we don't know what I don't
Speaker 4: know what must have happened up there.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Foot Years Back Tomorrow cannot wait to be there at
Speaker 4: the mcg kim in the atmosphere first bounce it is back,
Speaker 4: not just back, it's back here. So we've been very
Speaker 4: excited about the return of footie and we've been asking
Speaker 4: you to enter footy Oak where you tell us what
Speaker 4: it's like to Barratt for your team, pick any song
Speaker 4: you want to put your own original lyrics about your
Speaker 4: side to them. We've had some amazing ones. I must
Speaker 4: have stressed like I always do. This is not a
Speaker 4: singing competition. Whoever wins the big prize for tomorrow. It
Speaker 4: isn't just the best voice. It's actually more about somebody
Speaker 4: who really nails all this, like to be a fan
Speaker 4: of your club, like Steve here. This is a he's
Speaker 4: got a raw kind of Bob Dylan's sort of voice, really,
Speaker 4: but the rawness is the staff for me. He took
Speaker 4: on Jimmy Blast's working class man, made his own Essendon man,
Speaker 4: working hard to kick and footy.
Speaker 16: This is like Dylan she he's great, big player process
Speaker 16: the suns they will carry young would just share altogether.
Speaker 4: Now we had Locky did this, played it on Friday,
Speaker 4: so many people emailing it about it too. Vanilla Ice
Speaker 4: ice ice, baby Pies, Pies, baby stuff had.
Speaker 17: A loup then listen pie is it back with the
Speaker 17: brand new mission? Buckley had a hold of them tightly.
Speaker 17: Does see Moore looks like you're a knightly Will we
Speaker 17: ever win?
Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 17: Light up the g and I'll go being through it
Speaker 17: all McGuire and a scandal to going in the States
Speaker 17: being acting like a vandal.
Speaker 4: Very very very good from Lockie. This one here is
Speaker 4: a power about it. You can fill the heartbreak some
Speaker 4: some hearts never fully healed, do they? Five years ago
Speaker 4: the Saints lost the Great Captain. What a beautiful plan
Speaker 4: and a beautiful man as well, Nick Grievol. And these
Speaker 4: two guys, Marty and Chris doing burn for you, Burn
Speaker 4: for Roue obviously by Fancie. Listen to the pain five
Speaker 4: years on they's storn it over it you calling two
Speaker 4: bodies singers together foove. Chris is a Doggies fan and
Speaker 4: took on Fresh Prince of bel Air and also a
Speaker 4: footy history lesson.
Speaker 18: Now this is a story all about how AFL got
Speaker 18: flip turned upside down. And I'd like to take a
Speaker 18: minute because I gotta share and tell you how I
Speaker 18: became the Kings out in the West.
Speaker 4: Bring it stuff from Chris and Sue Kangaroos fan took
Speaker 4: on Dion's classic run around Sue and mister Day.
Speaker 1: I had a smile on my face.
Speaker 12: Pagan's padded such a warm embrace.
Speaker 19: But if you don't want to cry out a due
Speaker 19: a keep away from the king. Who's the moral of
Speaker 19: the story from a girl who knows I've stuck with
Speaker 19: them through the Higson.
Speaker 1: Loads ask Anny Pool that I a the news.
Speaker 8: There's no change you number one.
Speaker 4: Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant Sue, Thank you very much. Brand new
Speaker 4: ones coming up in the next ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Five minutes time. Brand new entries hot in coming in
Speaker 4: hot over the weekend. Saints Fans, one of your own
Speaker 4: Paul has written a heartbreaking team for a heartbreaking club
Speaker 4: to John Lennon's Imagine It Broke Me, It Broke Me Friday.
Speaker 4: When I hear it, it's beautifully painful. But right now,
Speaker 4: someone who we've had on the show a couple of times,
Speaker 4: brilliant stand up comedian be here at the Melbourne Comedy
Speaker 4: Festival at the end of March. I know he's an
Speaker 4: Adelaide as well. He's a killer stand up deal Rook
Speaker 4: sent me missus the other day saying was listening to
Speaker 4: show heard about forty Oki. He wants to enter. He's
Speaker 4: written a song, so he's on the line now dear Rook,
Speaker 4: always love chanty mate. Welcome to the show again.
Speaker 10: Oh are you made?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Thank you very much for speaking to us. Mate,
Speaker 4: I hope you're well. Are you well?
Speaker 10: That play much better?
Speaker 4: How's it doing stand up again? Now?
Speaker 10: I mean, it's so sad how much fulfillment I get
Speaker 10: from that one little task today is standing with a
Speaker 10: microphone in front of people. Just it lights me up
Speaker 10: so much, and it's it's it's also tiring, Like I
Speaker 10: think I'd forgotten, I have, deep down have a fear
Speaker 10: of public speaking that I've somehow forgotten about that over
Speaker 10: the years of just doing stand up over and over
Speaker 10: and so having you know, that break it kind of
Speaker 10: brought back some of that anxiety before going on stage.
Speaker 10: And there's definitely a lot more clenching on stage that
Speaker 10: I think, I suppose now that I have again, do
Speaker 10: you know what you.
Speaker 4: Just sold a ticket to me? Now I know that
Speaker 4: there's extra clenching involved. I would I urge you on
Speaker 4: the poster is actually you know your your firm talk
Speaker 4: man as it is. But if I think you're extra clenching,
Speaker 4: then I'm coming.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Show It's called delicious for a variety of reasons, including
Speaker 10: my mutton chop buttocks ablute, but.
Speaker 4: What buttocks can we say? But you've got a new show.
Speaker 4: You're happy with it.
Speaker 10: I love it, and it basically talks a lot about,
Speaker 10: you know, the changes in my life because the show
Speaker 10: before this year was literally an hour about how much
Speaker 10: I love being single and how much I hate cooking.
Speaker 4: So are you in love now?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, very much. So it's very very off brand
Speaker 10: for me, and this is part of are.
Speaker 4: Talking to p Diddy here off bran, Sorry, ladies, he's
Speaker 4: off the shelf and he's off brand.
Speaker 10: Mate. I was so excited because, yeah, like the starters,
Speaker 10: I'd like downloaded Tinder Premium, which.
Speaker 4: Gives you, like what is Tinder premium.
Speaker 10: Tinder Premium has a few benefits, but one of them
Speaker 10: is that you can change your location around the country
Speaker 10: or the world. You know, normally Tinder it's just the
Speaker 10: radiuslets around you. But you can say, Okay, I'm going
Speaker 10: to be in Perth next week.
Speaker 4: So that made for touring bands and comedians.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, and sociopaths of course. But the sad thing
Speaker 10: is I downloaded it and installed it like in Jen
Speaker 10: and then fell in love like four days later. So
Speaker 10: I have an annual subscription that you know just went
Speaker 10: to waste, Like just want to sell it secondhand on eBay?
Speaker 10: Does anyone want it in the premium profile? But you
Speaker 10: have to be a dull rook for a year.
Speaker 4: Now let's talk about footy then, So FOOTI is back
Speaker 4: this week. Everyone's really excited. We're doing a thing called
Speaker 4: Footy Oak. We're asking people to pick a song, put
Speaker 4: their own lyrics to it, to really try and channel
Speaker 4: what it's like to be a fan of their team.
Speaker 4: So you like me when you came here, but everyone
Speaker 4: was like, you got to pick a team. How did
Speaker 4: you pick the Hawks? How did you go for Hawthorne?
Speaker 10: I didn't want to use you know, whoever was leading
Speaker 10: on the ladder at the time.
Speaker 4: And you can't do that. You can't jump on a
Speaker 4: band Yes.
Speaker 10: So I think I went for Hawthorne, who were like
Speaker 10: eleventh in the ladder that year at the end of
Speaker 10: that year. But because they started winning straight after that,
Speaker 10: I get called a bandwagon jumper a lot, like no, no, no,
Speaker 10: I'm the lucky charm, Like you don't get it. They
Speaker 10: needed me, so I decided for me, it had to
Speaker 10: like be something that's more superficial, like just the team colors.
Speaker 10: And the problem I had we bought on was the
Speaker 10: colors of brown and gold. Let's let's not be around
Speaker 10: the bush. It doesn't look too pretty, does it. And
Speaker 10: I think that's kind of the inspiration for me with
Speaker 10: this this power ballace well okay, and.
Speaker 4: What a power about it? So you've gone with Aerosmith.
Speaker 4: Don't want to miss a thing? What a song?
Speaker 10: And so if anyone didn't thought, you know what he
Speaker 10: does comedy, He cooks and now sings while he clinches.
Speaker 10: So you know there's a real cv of like.
Speaker 4: You know what, you're the U Hue Jackman. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: I would take that triple triple. I can be the
Speaker 4: next Wolverine Dilveren. There you go, there's the types of
Speaker 4: the next show, Dilveren. You can have that. You're welcome.
Speaker 4: All right, let's hear your entry for footy. Okay, I
Speaker 4: can't wait to hear this deal your lyrics said about
Speaker 4: being a Hawks fan.
Speaker 13: I could spend my life with the Red and Black Bombers,
Speaker 13: but there's a wall back in Unca Woul Tigers.
Speaker 12: Yet, why you're not this brown and gold?
Speaker 19: What my heart Desar. I don't want to cheer magpies.
Speaker 19: I don't like the Melbourne dies.
Speaker 12: So I'm hot on Baby because I don't mind the
Speaker 12: poos and whize because that could go with Carlton Blues.
Speaker 13: I'm not Melbourne King Rusna.
Speaker 12: I'm hate on Baby and I'm proud of our wheeze
Speaker 12: and pools.
Speaker 4: Wow, that is amazing. That's a brilliant entry and what
Speaker 4: a voice.
Speaker 10: Oh my, I wish you could see me as that
Speaker 10: was playing. My so I was like squeezing my eyeballs,
Speaker 10: just the cringe.
Speaker 4: That it's more clenching. You can actually you can clench
Speaker 4: your eyeballs. Your eyes are ripped, you've got apps on
Speaker 4: your eyeballs. Sorry, dilvery well. Look when you're at the
Speaker 4: Melbourne Comedy Festival, I will be coming seeing your new show.
Speaker 4: I love seeing your stand up. You're a brilliant, brilliant
Speaker 4: stand up. Thanks for chatting to us and I'll see
Speaker 4: you soon. I'll see you at the show.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Get your club on, get your song on, get you on,
Speaker 4: Karaoke on down, get away with It. Big Prizes will
Speaker 4: be one on tomorrow's show as thirteen returns Rio. The
Speaker 4: prizes are.
Speaker 14: The prizes are one thousand dollars cash for merchant stadium snacks.
Speaker 14: There's also a sixty five inch Samsung four K Smart
Speaker 14: TV valued at sixteen hundred dollars. And finally, we will
Speaker 14: sort your family out with a silver a film membership
Speaker 14: for two adults and two kiddies.
Speaker 4: All right, that all ends today. So we'll ask you
Speaker 4: to pick a song, any song. Put your lyrics about
Speaker 4: your club, what it's like to barratt for your team,
Speaker 4: into that song. We'll close today, would announce the winner
Speaker 4: tomorrow Rannu and she's over the weekend. Some brilliant once
Speaker 4: who we got here? Then Cameron, a Tigers fan, to
Speaker 4: pick Paul Kelly's how to Make Gravy and made this
Speaker 4: how to Win a Granny?
Speaker 20: I guess the Lions are driving down from Queensland and
Speaker 20: there's fans flying in from the coast. They said there's
Speaker 20: gonna be one hundred thous supporters even more maybe, but
Speaker 20: that never stopped me.
Speaker 4: Low who's gonna win the Granny? Now? I bet it
Speaker 4: won't be the Saints.
Speaker 20: Wor Old Saints, just that Baker Cotch an intercept from
Speaker 20: Grimes and don't forget a specky from Bolton for some
Speaker 20: excitement and that extra bang and give him a love to.
Speaker 4: Zorko and backs Donna.
Speaker 13: All.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I won't win this time. I'm not go
Speaker 4: after Peggy.
Speaker 20: I'll be thinking about only grandfather the morning when I'm standing.
Speaker 1: In a line.
Speaker 4: Well on camera. Brilliant song. Cameron mentioned Saints. This song
Speaker 4: came in Friday night and I emailed the guy back
Speaker 4: after I heard it because it was so good. He's
Speaker 4: picked John learning this beautiful song. Imagine I made it
Speaker 4: about his team. Sit back and let this into your heart.
Speaker 4: I will just say again, this is not a singing competition.
Speaker 4: The voice saying great, But what is there is You
Speaker 4: get what it's like to be a Saints fan and
Speaker 4: it isn't pretty.
Speaker 21: Imagine we've won me aship.
Speaker 4: It's bloody hard to do. What a great opening by.
Speaker 21: Nothing since sixty six? And how that hurts you.
Speaker 22: Imagine all the Saints fans trying not to cry. You
Speaker 22: may say that we're dreaming, but we're not the only ones.
Speaker 22: If the Doggies and the D's can do it, perhaps
Speaker 22: our time has come.
Speaker 4: Oh pain, sad pain, that's sadness, a beautiful sadness there
Speaker 4: from Paul the Saints fans, so we can raw all
Speaker 4: the Saints fans, I think. Thank you very much. These
Speaker 4: these have been outstanding. They're really really great. Thank you
Speaker 4: for all the time you're putting into these as well.
Speaker 4: Till the next half an hour there we got the
Speaker 4: mishurt lyrics. Also we got some more of these footy
Speaker 4: okey entries. It closes today. When you've done it, just
Speaker 4: email it in for tomorrow. Christian at christiano'connell dot com
Speaker 4: dot au.
Speaker 1: What up the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: The big news for us is that Jack Post is
Speaker 4: a dad. Thank you very much. All the messages over
Speaker 4: the weekend asking is everything okay? Did the baby come out? Yes?
Speaker 4: Friday night, Bianca did an amazing job. Mum and son
Speaker 4: doing very well. Chuckie Boy will be rejoining the show
Speaker 4: next week all the week after. Depending how this week goes.
Speaker 4: I would put money on fate judge how it is
Speaker 4: the first couple of days. I be back Monday and
Speaker 4: here be grateful for a little bit of peace and
Speaker 4: quiet and having control over your time. You must have
Speaker 4: found that Patsy when you when you went back to
Speaker 4: work after having all delight, suddenly having control over your
Speaker 4: own time for a couple of hours. It's a big deal.
Speaker 3: It is a break to go to work, It definitely is.
Speaker 3: And the Love God did a sensational job because I
Speaker 3: went back to breakfast radio. So he he is amazing.
Speaker 3: I have to take my head off.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, so yeah, everyone's doing very very well. All right,
Speaker 4: let's do the misheard lyrics. It's just another Mishardman day.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. All right, your misheard lyrics then
Speaker 4: as we play the mac if we agree what you
Speaker 4: think you're mishearing? If not? And for the great ones, yes,
Speaker 4: that's hall of favor. Previously Samuel and Davis got into
Speaker 4: a hall of fame Lincoln Park, bleed it out, bleed
Speaker 4: it out, Chicken Teeka just to throw it away away,
Speaker 4: a waste of a great takeaway. All right, let's get
Speaker 4: into the brand new ones this week. For your miss
Speaker 4: her lyrics. Pete Kennedy, Christian, listen to your morning show
Speaker 4: via the iHeartRadio app here in Canberra. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: P K. Will Houston. How will I know I fall
Speaker 4: in love? Whenever we meet, I'm asking you because you
Speaker 4: know about these things? Or is it to call a
Speaker 4: p K I fall in love whenever we meet, I'm
Speaker 4: asking you because you know about beastings, ba stings hundred percent,
Speaker 4: that is beastings smarted, Pete Kennedy, Crystal Clear over the
Speaker 4: iHeartRadio app. Keep the Bosses happy, Tony Smart, Duffy Mercy,
Speaker 4: You got me begging you for mercy? Or is it,
Speaker 4: according to Tony Smart, you got me begging you for
Speaker 4: bird seed? Bird seed, for it is their bird seeds?
Speaker 4: What a name here? Baden small'st it? Christian? I cannot
Speaker 4: believe Britney Spears wrote a song about me. So Britney
Speaker 4: Spears hit me baby one more time? Oh baby baby?
Speaker 4: Can you hear that? One? Is spot on about our
Speaker 4: correspondent Baden wow O, Baden Baden. I can't hear baby anymore?
Speaker 4: It was there ever a baby? Was it always about you?
Speaker 4: Baden Small? Oh, Baden Baden, Baden Baden. We have no choice,
Speaker 4: all right, Let's go to bed. Rain by Dragon. Day
Speaker 4: after day strange rain falls down on me? Or is
Speaker 4: it day after day James Rain, Poor old James Rain.
Speaker 4: He's falling down No he doesn't. No, he does not bev.
Speaker 4: This one comes from Big John Cold Heart by Elk
Speaker 4: John and Dua Leaper. Well I thought it, I kept
Speaker 4: it hid or is it when I farted? But I
Speaker 4: kept it in, which is actually very polite. I'd imagine
Speaker 4: that for a night of the realm, like Sir Elton John,
Speaker 4: that if he did feel the need, he'd keep it in.
Speaker 4: This is a great Hall of Famer. Well done, big Job.
Speaker 3: That's why favorite is you so far? Brilliant?
Speaker 4: Well, I farted, but I kept it in Big John
Speaker 4: Hall of Favor. Great word this week everyone, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. Keep the coming Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 4: com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: More of your entries now. The final day closes today.
Speaker 4: Winner announced tomorrow for footy o kids, we get excited
Speaker 4: about the return of football tomorrow. Your words to your club,
Speaker 4: pick any song, put your words what it's like to
Speaker 4: be a fan of your team. Big weekend in afl
Speaker 4: W and the Moresco girls who are bi Anchor Hailey
Speaker 4: just sing to an abby. All teenage footy fans have
Speaker 4: done this too, no doubt, just a girl. This is
Speaker 4: great work goals.
Speaker 21: Take these pink bellow shoes off of my feet.
Speaker 4: Day are two.
Speaker 18: Tight, incorrective, incomplete.
Speaker 4: These point shoes always seem to make me full.
Speaker 23: I'd rather be on the field kicking off football because
Speaker 23: I'm just a girl.
Speaker 1: Forty years for me, standing in the stands doesn't do rose.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 8: They say it's too rough for me.
Speaker 18: But my love fully burnt so brow.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm a forty player.
Speaker 21: And that's clear.
Speaker 4: Well done the Moresco girls. Great work. Hi, I don't
Speaker 4: want to play another miserable one from a Bombers fan,
Speaker 4: but I guess we have to. That's first of all.
Speaker 4: Let me go this one. It's got a bit more
Speaker 4: energy to it. Then we'll end on a downer. Well,
Speaker 4: Steve is about the Bombers fans. Jack's what they're saying.
Speaker 4: No winges, aren't they anyway? This one's from Ben. Now
Speaker 4: he is a Hawthorne fan, but very generously he's saying
Speaker 4: that this anthem is dedicated to all us footy fans.
Speaker 4: Thank you, gracious leader Ben. He's gone to enter sam
Speaker 4: Man Metallica. You know this all right, let's hear it,
Speaker 4: Benny boy with not quite this is it. He got
Speaker 4: a little speaker there in the background. Here's here the
Speaker 4: old wife. I want the tiniest speakers in Melbourne, Jemi
Speaker 4: high fight sell no tinny speakers that small.
Speaker 24: With so blue siren dolls you a bad Badger's the
Speaker 24: ball and the fancy.
Speaker 8: May Well.
Speaker 1: Possy Hetfield.
Speaker 21: What with Nye who.
Speaker 4: Gripping a pie in our hands? Nice day.
Speaker 1: Doctor food down But she's Ben there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, wel on Ben, thank you? So we end won
Speaker 4: the downer. Then here it is then Stephen, Steven's a
Speaker 4: long suffering Pombers fan like a lot of you, and
Speaker 4: comes on patience.
Speaker 19: Said woman.
Speaker 21: Jacket's long.
Speaker 4: It's sad when a proper singer seems.
Speaker 25: Stephen shed a tear because we've lost her again. I'm
Speaker 25: still all right to smile. The sixteen flags, Oh what
Speaker 25: I remember.
Speaker 23: Was a time when we always wound, but it's been
Speaker 23: a long while. Now we book our holidays for septen.
Speaker 4: Graft teams have started.
Speaker 25: Winning flags for from Food, Screen and Milper. Even Colin
Speaker 25: would have managed to win one.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, we don't win a thing, but my membership still paid.
Speaker 25: It could be worse.
Speaker 23: At least we are not Carlter.
Speaker 4: There's always hope.
Speaker 25: We've been patient.
Speaker 4: West are waiting. Well, I'm Stephen. There's some great lines
Speaker 4: in there in stand of these entries are amazing. Closest
Speaker 4: end the play today and then we're announced the winner,
Speaker 4: which is gonna be really hard tomorrow. Email yours too,
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank you.
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Speaker 4: What a story this guy has, How they snags, That's
Speaker 4: why I get this right, Reo. He's had a snag,
Speaker 4: a bunning snag, at every Bunnings in Australia, every single one, right.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like you're going on a restaurant
Speaker 4: tour of Italy, is it. You know, once you've had
Speaker 4: a sausage in bread in a Bunnings, you've had you've
Speaker 4: had the more regional variations, or comorg to Blacktown in Sydney.
Speaker 4: The subtle difference is he's driving Australia, go and see
Speaker 4: a tourist site, sir, rather than just a buddies having
Speaker 4: a sausage, You loser. I see that. It's it's taking
Speaker 4: him two years because actually, when you do go to Bunnings,
Speaker 4: you don't just go and spend five minutes to day.
Speaker 4: He's still wandering around, you know, it's to this vision.
Speaker 4: He's wandering the aisles. So today's time waste is sausage movies.
Speaker 4: Now in the ebisdence of jack post producer, Rio is
Speaker 4: marking them this week. Perhaps he spotted something on Friday
Speaker 4: when he did a very good job marking news, but
Speaker 4: he didn't offer up any of his own. Patsy pointed
Speaker 4: this out. So after I've done mine, Rio will hear his.
Speaker 4: All right, sausage movies you say skinless in Seattle at Yes,
Speaker 4: good gold, thank you. I'm more generous than Jackie boy.
Speaker 4: I never get a gold for the first one. I
Speaker 4: don't think he's quite warmed up. Salami myself and Irene Salami,
Speaker 4: myself and Irene Silver. I sausage is sausage. Producers out there,
Speaker 4: double thumbs up. Oh I, sausage is good silver minus sausage.
Speaker 4: He night Fever, he's back there we go. He's back
Speaker 4: in the room, greasy rider. I don't know what brother,
Speaker 4: that one of fry hard. Let's just let's just remember
Speaker 4: the good times with sausagey night Fever. All right, young Rio,
Speaker 4: what have you got.
Speaker 8: Okay, look who's porking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay you she always loves she does love the roof.
Speaker 8: First side story very.
Speaker 4: Good as well. It's another goal. It's a lot more
Speaker 4: conds system and joking.
Speaker 8: Boy, oh it might drop off now. We bought a
Speaker 8: cherry zoo.
Speaker 4: Throng.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Patty. Patty's been very kind and finally Christian
Speaker 8: Home Blooney.
Speaker 4: Is smart.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Looking for your sausage movies today on the time waste Rio.
Speaker 4: Are you ready to mark? I am this time. I
Speaker 4: am good man. Don't forget we have a winner, have
Speaker 4: a wener winner, all right. Sausage Movies Edwards Sausage Finger
Speaker 4: Only one Silver Plush, The Breakfast Club Sausage Silver, Weekend
Speaker 4: of Bunnings Silver plus Chitty Chitty Bangers and Mash silver
Speaker 4: plus Austin Powers in the Snack That Shacked Me, Broun
Speaker 4: Funny but Bronte Frank Furtenstein, Good God, the Big kran Skid,
Speaker 4: isn't it? Sausages are a bit rude, aren't There's a
Speaker 4: tone to this. I can sense it. I can send
Speaker 4: it to Yes, the Big kran Sky from Sharpie. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Savoloy Private Ryan Bronze, Raiders of the Lost a silver minus,
Speaker 4: Ferris Bueler's Sausage Fest. That's a different that's a different movie.
Speaker 8: That's a bronze.
Speaker 4: Oh dear Paul and cooee rap who falls in and
Speaker 4: out with this show? The Great Lakransky Silver about Savoloy
Speaker 4: Silva saving Private Sausage. Someone's code word, so safe word
Speaker 4: Selama Gedden Peter, that's very good. The spy who snagged me?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, silver plus Catherine my big fat Greek sausage
Speaker 4: silly nine o'clock children are still up. Edward snack Hands silver,
Speaker 4: Charlotte's webber making those barbecues, snags on a plane silver plus.
Speaker 4: All right, who is winning the Chris Rock tickets?
Speaker 8: Cheeky but not too cheeky. It's the big Kransky coward,
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 4: The balls to go for the other ones. He modeled
Speaker 4: out listeners just like Jackie Boy.
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Speaker 4: All right, so we have heard from the new dad
Speaker 4: jack Post. I didn't want to reveal the name of
Speaker 4: his son without check in with Jackie Boy, which is
Speaker 4: I haven't said what the name is. Yet because I
Speaker 4: don't want to. I don't want to. I noticed that actually,
Speaker 4: for someone who he loves his Instagram, he hasn't. This
Speaker 4: is how big a deal it is in his life.
Speaker 4: My kids get saying this. He hasn't. He hasn't posted
Speaker 4: anything on Instagram for three days. I was like, wow,
Speaker 4: he's already feeling the seismic change in his life as
Speaker 4: a dad now, but in only just a couple of days.
Speaker 4: So mum and son and Jackie Boy all doing very well.
Speaker 4: Jack said yesterday, they're just enjoying those those precious few
Speaker 4: days when it's all unbelievable. You can't believe him gets
Speaker 4: so much enjoyment from just watching someone sleep. You can't.
Speaker 4: You can't believe. Oh, I was still still apparent. You
Speaker 4: leave a room, you miss them in just like thirty seconds,
Speaker 4: you're going back and see. I'm hoping with it. When
Speaker 4: he does resurface next week on the show and he
Speaker 4: shares some photos of his beautiful son, he is a
Speaker 4: beautiful little boy as well. The name is a great name.
Speaker 4: When he announced it Friday, he shared it with me,
Speaker 4: I was stunned. It was nothing I could have guessed.
Speaker 4: It's a really, really good name Gordon Post. Gordon is
Speaker 4: a great name for a boy. I've got a good
Speaker 4: mate of mine, Nanda. We all call him Gordon. Gordon
Speaker 4: is a good it's a strong name. Gordon Post is
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy's son's name. So they're all doing very well.
Speaker 4: We just heard from Jackie Boy. I'm going end with this.
Speaker 4: We are back to mind. We have the weakest Cie
Speaker 4: to fine and the big final of for t Joki
Speaker 4: as well. These are the beautiful words that will become
Speaker 4: his kind of guiding compass for the rest of his fatherhood. Really,
Speaker 4: it's a lovely thing that Jack did two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: It's moved so many of us, actually, whether you are
Speaker 4: a parent yourself, or whether you just think about your
Speaker 4: dad and the relationship you had with your dad. This
Speaker 4: was Jack when we asked him a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: how about while you wait for your son to be born,
Speaker 4: how about you write him a letter before he gets it.
Speaker 4: And he did something so beautiful, a moving here. It
Speaker 4: is Jack's mission statement for the dad he now is
Speaker 4: going to be.
Speaker 5: It's my first time being a dad, it's your first
Speaker 5: time being alive. You can ride up on my shoulders.
Speaker 5: I can see the world through your eyes, catching bugs,
Speaker 5: building sand castles, jumping in puddles, and skipping stones. Know
Speaker 5: that from now until forever, you will never be alone.
Speaker 5: Make jokes, make music, make mischief, live your life with joy.
Speaker 5: Harbor big dreams for your future. But take time to
Speaker 5: be a boy. Start things before you feel ready, jump
Speaker 5: before you see the landing. Life will open doors for
Speaker 5: those already standing. You'll take from books and art and
Speaker 5: music and people, anything that strikes a note. Take the
Speaker 5: parts you like of me, leave the ones you don't,
Speaker 5: and with an open heart and a curious mind, soak
Speaker 5: up everything. You can find your own definition of what
Speaker 5: it means to be a man.
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