WEBVTT - MINI: Airborne

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian can Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy was telling us a story about how a goat

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<v Speaker 2>went he Gordo, which says it being gored by a goat?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that only by a bull?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you buttered by the go yes, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>And she went several feet up in the air. This

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<v Speaker 3>is not mean paraphrasing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's Patsy's original statement.

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<v Speaker 3>On the show.

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<v Speaker 4>The horns lifted my buttocks off the ground, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was actually airborne for several meters several before it catapulted

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<v Speaker 4>me onto the wet grass several meters seconds. You're in air, arms,

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<v Speaker 4>legs waving.

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<v Speaker 3>Dedicated Sorry I was eight. Did you life flash before

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<v Speaker 3>your eye?

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<v Speaker 4>It did, Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna get a statue outside the front of mcg

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<v Speaker 2>of that that moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually Patsy and the goat airborne.

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<v Speaker 2>So this morning dedicated this amazing incident in Patsy's life.

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<v Speaker 2>When did you get airborne? With one of those stores like,

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<v Speaker 2>why were you airborne? Can someone actually be buttered several

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<v Speaker 2>meters into the air?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to hear this. Sure by a goat?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, don't underestimate an angry guide, Jack, Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely were hunting for mushrooms in the panic your backside. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it just rammed me from behind.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you just sort of took off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well it lifted me up. My jumper was stuck

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<v Speaker 4>on its horns.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom said, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>When did you get airborne? Why were you flying through

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<v Speaker 3>the air?

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<v Speaker 2>We are poised ready with sound effects for your stories

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<v Speaker 2>to illustrate your stories.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Patsy in the air which we had to come down.

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<v Speaker 3>That go several meters in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Air hurt my ears? Okay, alright, let's go to Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Michael.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good Michael. What happened when you were in the air? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Why were you air on?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it wasn't me, It was my wife. But we

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<v Speaker 5>were down the back panic and I had this ram

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<v Speaker 5>and I was on the he handing her some hay

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<v Speaker 5>and she was down on the ground putting it out,

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<v Speaker 5>and this ram come up behind her and I tried

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<v Speaker 5>to warn her, but she was listing and it hit

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<v Speaker 5>her in the backside and it lifted a split out

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<v Speaker 5>of her shoes just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like only the shoes remained.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, only the shoes were there. She went about two

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<v Speaker 5>meters in.

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<v Speaker 6>The year.

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<v Speaker 5>Landed and the.

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<v Speaker 7>Shop on her face was like what hit me?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 7>And look.

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<v Speaker 5>I grabbed her pretty quickly and then helped get up

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<v Speaker 5>on the back of the gude. But she was okay.

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<v Speaker 5>It didn't hurt her or break any bones or anything.

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<v Speaker 5>But I've never said anything like it. It was just

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<v Speaker 5>like a card of straight out of the shoes. Shoes

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<v Speaker 5>were left there and she was in the air.

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<v Speaker 2>Another fact, Michael, you're trying to warn her. How does

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<v Speaker 2>one warn somebody else as an incoming ram attack? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you like dropping around and rock We all remember

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<v Speaker 2>the training full dropped down to the left.

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<v Speaker 3>And all poor old Karen, Yeah, poor old can Michael,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much for I have a great weekend. Buddy,

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<v Speaker 3>christ cheers, Brent, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good? So why were you airborne?

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<v Speaker 6>I spent four driving the seamtes and we just got

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<v Speaker 6>through a little bit of a bush, got hatch and

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<v Speaker 6>I was sitting on the bottom of the mate's car.

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<v Speaker 6>Another mate didn't see. He's come flying up behind, hit

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<v Speaker 6>the back of the car. I've gone fine, three or

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<v Speaker 6>four meters lended in a bush. He made all worry

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<v Speaker 6>about his car. I'm there picking pickles out of yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you sitting on the bonnet, Brent? Is that

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<v Speaker 3>something you do in four wheel driving? Having a beer?

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<v Speaker 5>An?

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<v Speaker 3>We all need the answer to that question.

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<v Speaker 2>Brent.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much for cool You have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks you calling the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the question you know Carl's Show podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Why were you airborne? How did you get airborne? Patsy reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>She was butted by goat and flew several meters up

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<v Speaker 2>in the air. Ashley, Yes, how are you? I'm good, Ashley?

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<v Speaker 2>Why were you airborne?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 7>I used to be a four decade on a racing

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<v Speaker 7>yacht and my job was to put the spinnaker out,

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<v Speaker 7>and as.

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<v Speaker 6>We bring the spinnaker in, the skipper's.

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<v Speaker 7>Supposed to turn out of the wind so that I

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<v Speaker 7>can wreathed the sail in and get the jib out,

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<v Speaker 7>and being a racing with a bit clean and then

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<v Speaker 7>pulled into the wind before I had the spinnaker completely

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<v Speaker 7>pulled away, and as it was, I went flying through

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<v Speaker 7>the air, grabbing onto the sail as the spinnaker went

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<v Speaker 7>right out again.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that bad? Is that bad.

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<v Speaker 7>That's very bad because you're.

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<v Speaker 6>On the final boat.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know spinnaker.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know spinnakers. So it depends how well you

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<v Speaker 2>know the spinnaker. It's depending how you feel about this story.

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<v Speaker 3>So, but I can imagine. So you like parts of

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<v Speaker 3>the Caribbean, like holding onto a rope on the in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of the ocean, spinnaker.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm holding onto the holding to the sow.

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<v Speaker 7>So the sow is the big plow that goes out

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<v Speaker 7>when you see a boat yep going down wings and its.

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<v Speaker 3>Jib is aft.

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<v Speaker 7>The jib is the small sow you used when you're

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<v Speaker 7>not in the wind into the wind. Yes, I'm just

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<v Speaker 7>up there, absolutely flying through the air.

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<v Speaker 6>The crew laughing their heads off, and.

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<v Speaker 7>The skipper.

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<v Speaker 3>Spinnaker Ashley, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 6>You call me no way, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Monday more Spinnaker course please. That story was sponsored by Spinnaker.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely word to say, is this spinker? I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it is Spinnaker, Spinnaker movies with the ty

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<v Speaker 2>Waste mondays, do you know what spinnaker is?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not the thing that you wind with both hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you're thinking about wine? The bobbing up. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>is that what that is?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a bike pedal, but they do it with

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<v Speaker 4>their hands.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got no idea. Renee. Good morning, Rennie morning.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, Renee, I don't know when he is. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's a stomach tap. I told you that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I wrote Reni Renee Spinnaker stories.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you've got some more? Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>I was about five years old when my grandfather was

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<v Speaker 6>swinging me on the swing. He actually pushed that hard

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<v Speaker 6>that I flew out. Cots kneaded into.

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<v Speaker 3>The air, just watching it.

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<v Speaker 7>On the way up.

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<v Speaker 6>I fell out and it just went back on the ground.

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<v Speaker 6>But luckily I was okay after a few tears.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we should do a phone in high

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<v Speaker 3>Cool granted.

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<v Speaker 6>Something I'll never forget. That's for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>He must have been aghast.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh he was a very strong man, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Renee, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 6>You Cool, Thank you. I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye, Sophie, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning. It wasn't me. It was my cousin. Back

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<v Speaker 6>in the eighties. We were on our farm and we

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<v Speaker 6>had the ute and we went down to the back

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<v Speaker 6>paddock and my dad also had a surplus Army surplus

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<v Speaker 6>parachute and had the brilliant idea of going parachuting behind

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<v Speaker 6>the ute. Right, No, that's right. Well we didn't think

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<v Speaker 6>about how he was going to land, so my cousin

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<v Speaker 6>boldly went parachuting behind the ute and ended up with

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<v Speaker 6>a sprained ankle and long crutches.

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<v Speaker 3>Lucky it was just a sprained ankle, yes, but oh.

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<v Speaker 6>My gosh, it was so exciting at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I had everything to see, had everything to see, and.

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<v Speaker 6>I think my dad was inspired by, you know, trips

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<v Speaker 6>to Bali where you see the boats with the parachutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, you got might have a good weekend,

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<v Speaker 3>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So Monday Show Hardcore, Granddad's Farm Tails and Spinnaker Tails.

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