Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian can Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patsy was telling us a story about how a goat
Speaker 2: went he Gordo, which says it being gored by a goat?
Speaker 2: Is that only by a bull?
Speaker 3: I guess you buttered by the go yes, all right?
Speaker 3: And she went several feet up in the air. This
Speaker 3: is not mean paraphrasing.
Speaker 2: That's that's Patsy's original statement.
Speaker 3: On the show.
Speaker 4: The horns lifted my buttocks off the ground, and I
Speaker 4: was actually airborne for several meters several before it catapulted
Speaker 4: me onto the wet grass several meters seconds. You're in air, arms,
Speaker 4: legs waving.
Speaker 3: Dedicated Sorry I was eight. Did you life flash before
Speaker 3: your eye?
Speaker 4: It did, Jack.
Speaker 2: They're gonna get a statue outside the front of mcg
Speaker 2: of that that moment.
Speaker 3: Actually Patsy and the goat airborne.
Speaker 2: So this morning dedicated this amazing incident in Patsy's life.
Speaker 2: When did you get airborne? With one of those stores like,
Speaker 2: why were you airborne? Can someone actually be buttered several
Speaker 2: meters into the air?
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear this. Sure by a goat?
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't underestimate an angry guide, Jack, Really, yeah,
Speaker 4: absolutely were hunting for mushrooms in the panic your backside. No,
Speaker 4: it just rammed me from behind.
Speaker 3: And then you just sort of took off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it lifted me up. My jumper was stuck
Speaker 4: on its horns.
Speaker 1: Mom said, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: When did you get airborne? Why were you flying through
Speaker 3: the air?
Speaker 2: We are poised ready with sound effects for your stories
Speaker 2: to illustrate your stories.
Speaker 3: Is Patsy in the air which we had to come down.
Speaker 3: That go several meters in the.
Speaker 2: Air hurt my ears? Okay, alright, let's go to Michael.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good Michael. What happened when you were in the air? Then?
Speaker 3: Why were you air on?
Speaker 5: Well, it wasn't me, It was my wife. But we
Speaker 5: were down the back panic and I had this ram
Speaker 5: and I was on the he handing her some hay
Speaker 5: and she was down on the ground putting it out,
Speaker 5: and this ram come up behind her and I tried
Speaker 5: to warn her, but she was listing and it hit
Speaker 5: her in the backside and it lifted a split out
Speaker 5: of her shoes just.
Speaker 3: Like only the shoes remained.
Speaker 5: Honestly, only the shoes were there. She went about two
Speaker 5: meters in.
Speaker 6: The year.
Speaker 5: Landed and the.
Speaker 7: Shop on her face was like what hit me?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 7: And look.
Speaker 5: I grabbed her pretty quickly and then helped get up
Speaker 5: on the back of the gude. But she was okay.
Speaker 5: It didn't hurt her or break any bones or anything.
Speaker 5: But I've never said anything like it. It was just
Speaker 5: like a card of straight out of the shoes. Shoes
Speaker 5: were left there and she was in the air.
Speaker 2: Another fact, Michael, you're trying to warn her. How does
Speaker 2: one warn somebody else as an incoming ram attack? What
Speaker 2: do you like dropping around and rock We all remember
Speaker 2: the training full dropped down to the left.
Speaker 3: And all poor old Karen, Yeah, poor old can Michael,
Speaker 3: thank you very much for I have a great weekend. Buddy,
Speaker 3: christ cheers, Brent, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So why were you airborne?
Speaker 6: I spent four driving the seamtes and we just got
Speaker 6: through a little bit of a bush, got hatch and
Speaker 6: I was sitting on the bottom of the mate's car.
Speaker 6: Another mate didn't see. He's come flying up behind, hit
Speaker 6: the back of the car. I've gone fine, three or
Speaker 6: four meters lended in a bush. He made all worry
Speaker 6: about his car. I'm there picking pickles out of yourself.
Speaker 3: Why are you sitting on the bonnet, Brent? Is that
Speaker 3: something you do in four wheel driving? Having a beer?
Speaker 5: An?
Speaker 3: We all need the answer to that question.
Speaker 2: Brent.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for cool You have a good weekend.
Speaker 3: Thanks you calling the shower.
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Speaker 2: Why were you airborne? How did you get airborne? Patsy reckon?
Speaker 2: She was butted by goat and flew several meters up
Speaker 2: in the air. Ashley, Yes, how are you? I'm good, Ashley?
Speaker 2: Why were you airborne?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 7: I used to be a four decade on a racing
Speaker 7: yacht and my job was to put the spinnaker out,
Speaker 7: and as.
Speaker 6: We bring the spinnaker in, the skipper's.
Speaker 7: Supposed to turn out of the wind so that I
Speaker 7: can wreathed the sail in and get the jib out,
Speaker 7: and being a racing with a bit clean and then
Speaker 7: pulled into the wind before I had the spinnaker completely
Speaker 7: pulled away, and as it was, I went flying through
Speaker 7: the air, grabbing onto the sail as the spinnaker went
Speaker 7: right out again.
Speaker 3: Is that bad? Is that bad.
Speaker 7: That's very bad because you're.
Speaker 6: On the final boat.
Speaker 3: We don't know spinnaker.
Speaker 2: We don't know spinnakers. So it depends how well you
Speaker 2: know the spinnaker. It's depending how you feel about this story.
Speaker 3: So, but I can imagine. So you like parts of
Speaker 3: the Caribbean, like holding onto a rope on the in
Speaker 3: the middle of the ocean, spinnaker.
Speaker 6: I'm holding onto the holding to the sow.
Speaker 7: So the sow is the big plow that goes out
Speaker 7: when you see a boat yep going down wings and its.
Speaker 3: Jib is aft.
Speaker 7: The jib is the small sow you used when you're
Speaker 7: not in the wind into the wind. Yes, I'm just
Speaker 7: up there, absolutely flying through the air.
Speaker 6: The crew laughing their heads off, and.
Speaker 7: The skipper.
Speaker 3: Spinnaker Ashley, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: You call me no way, thank you.
Speaker 2: Monday more Spinnaker course please. That story was sponsored by Spinnaker.
Speaker 2: Lovely word to say, is this spinker? I just don't
Speaker 2: know what it is Spinnaker, Spinnaker movies with the ty
Speaker 2: Waste mondays, do you know what spinnaker is?
Speaker 4: No, it's not the thing that you wind with both hands.
Speaker 3: Are you're thinking about wine? The bobbing up. You know,
Speaker 3: is that what that is?
Speaker 4: It's like a bike pedal, but they do it with
Speaker 4: their hands.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've got no idea. Renee. Good morning, Rennie morning.
Speaker 6: How are you good?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Renee, I don't know when he is. I think
Speaker 3: it's a stomach tap. I told you that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I wrote Reni Renee Spinnaker stories.
Speaker 3: Have you've got some more? Yes?
Speaker 6: I was about five years old when my grandfather was
Speaker 6: swinging me on the swing. He actually pushed that hard
Speaker 6: that I flew out. Cots kneaded into.
Speaker 3: The air, just watching it.
Speaker 7: On the way up.
Speaker 6: I fell out and it just went back on the ground.
Speaker 6: But luckily I was okay after a few tears.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we should do a phone in high
Speaker 3: Cool granted.
Speaker 6: Something I'll never forget. That's for sure.
Speaker 3: He must have been aghast.
Speaker 6: Oh he was a very strong man, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: All right, Renee, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: You Cool, Thank you. I have a good day.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, Sophie, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning. It wasn't me. It was my cousin. Back
Speaker 6: in the eighties. We were on our farm and we
Speaker 6: had the ute and we went down to the back
Speaker 6: paddock and my dad also had a surplus Army surplus
Speaker 6: parachute and had the brilliant idea of going parachuting behind
Speaker 6: the ute. Right, No, that's right. Well we didn't think
Speaker 6: about how he was going to land, so my cousin
Speaker 6: boldly went parachuting behind the ute and ended up with
Speaker 6: a sprained ankle and long crutches.
Speaker 3: Lucky it was just a sprained ankle, yes, but oh.
Speaker 6: My gosh, it was so exciting at the time.
Speaker 2: I had everything to see, had everything to see, and.
Speaker 6: I think my dad was inspired by, you know, trips
Speaker 6: to Bali where you see the boats with the parachutes.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, you got might have a good weekend,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: So Monday Show Hardcore, Granddad's Farm Tails and Spinnaker Tails.
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