WEBVTT - 🆘 My Situationship Is Dating His COUSIN!? 👩‍👧‍👦 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:04.440 Flex and Frooms, Flex and Frooms. This is the Flex 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:05.960 and Frooms catch up podcast. 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:10.680 Happy Wednesday, Happy hump Day, etcetera, etcetera. It's near the 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:13.119 end of play, so hope you're having a lovely, lovely day. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:16.680 We have a Jonehill update courtesy of flex And if 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:19.480 you've ever wondered what happens when you discover the situationship 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.360 is dating their cousin and you think, yeah, guys, you 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:25.720 got this one off Reddit, we actually didn't this time, guys. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.479 This was sent in by an actual listener. It's a 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.280 very demonic and terrifying story, but it's important that we 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:32.040 get to the bottom of it. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:35.560 Let's go, mummy, can I listen to Flex and Rooms 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.240 Flex and Rooms on Kata. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:42.440 Let's go straight into it. This whole next three minutes. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.680 It's going to be talking about periods and mentrual cycles. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:46.920 So you know what to do. Turn it up, turn it. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.560 Right the way up, start pirrating it over the audit. Yeah, 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.400 send it to a friend. This is important information as 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.720 someone who has been tracking not only the way that 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.240 my body's feeling throughout my whole cycle, but also using 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.280 various apps to get an understanding of what should be 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:04.040 feeling at any given time. I was very, very afraid to 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:07.200 notice that my period was almost two days late. That 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.600 doesn't happen, or at least I didn't think it happened. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:11.920 I regard myself as having. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.240 A regular cycle. So I did some research. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:20.319 Come to find out stress, yep, right, can delay your period. 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:22.080 And I said, well, in terms of your body, what 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:31.679 is your body perceiving to be stress? Excitement, adventure, happiness, worry, 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.640 like anxiety, all of these things like what we experience 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.600 every day could be perceived as stress, which I thought 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:39.440 was very interesting. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:45.840 In addition to that, frequent flying Now get the number out. 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.320 I am a frequent flyer, Okay, I am? And I 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.440 was like, how I googled it? 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:53.440 Because at this point I was trying to work backwards 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.160 and do some like order of elimination to figure out 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:58.200 why it would be late. I was like, okay, what 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.280 have I been eating a lot of What if I'm 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.320 not drinking enough water? And I was like, what about 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:07.440 the planes? Planes can impact your cycle? Again, it has 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.120 to do with the stress situation. A lot of people 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.040 have like flat anxiety, and it's a very scary place. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:16.760 But they also talk about the obvious thing that going 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.680 between time zones can mess up your hormonal cycle because 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.160 you're sleeping in different ways and you're waking up in 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:25.280 different ways. But also I got into a Reddit thread 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.400 and they were talking about the altitude, and I said, Okay, 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:28.600 now you've lost me a little bit. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:29.560 Now you've lost me. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.799 But if you are someone who flies frequently, I would 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.280 implore you to just. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.760 Do some research of your own. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.640 I didn't realize that I had a plane related anxiety 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.680 until I said to three you one day. Why do 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:46.600 I always feel like I have to go number two 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:48.240 when I go to the airport? 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:48.920 Yep? 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.639 And also I'm the same person who's pushing it and 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:55.720 getting to the security check in with ten minutes to board? 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:57.760 What are we doing? What are we doing? I have 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.639 my mother's daughter, though, my mother's daughter. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:04.560 That's more mental cycle used. And I'm not going to 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.160 stop everyone. I feel like we can talk for hours 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:14.160 about dating, hours about the apocalypse, hours about celebrities, hours 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:17.480 about pop culture, and yet you know a bit of 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.160 the mental cycle. You want to stay in a state 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.880 of confusion. It's not good enough. Fortunately get around it. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:28.359 Pop culture you missed with flex and frooms on kit 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:29.640 if you've had. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.040 That feeling of wishing that you could show people how 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:35.880 terrible someone is, and then they do you a favor 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:40.720 by outing themselves. I feel like that's exactly what's happening 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:45.160 with Jonah Hill and his ex girlfriend, Sarah Brady. Jonah 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.560 Hill is a comedian and an actor quite well loved 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:53.400 in you know, the comedic Hollywood movie scene, and recently 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.880 his ex girlfriend released a couple of screenshots of a 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:00.880 few texts detailing his in her words, like even controlling 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.720 and verbally abusive behavior. Now, the main theme of these 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:08.080 messages was that Jonahill allegedly didn't want his ex girlfriend 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:13.320 wearing bikinis or posting salacious photos on her grid, or 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.479 you know, hanging out with people who surf, even though 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:18.359 she is a surfer and most of her time is 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:22.200 spent in bikinis in water. He also allegedly didn't allow 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.560 her to have any friendships with men, and didn't want 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.359 her to hang out with any of her current female 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.800 friends that she used to go like clubbing with. Some 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.240 people sided with her, and others said she sounded like 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.280 just a scorned ex who was a bit unhappy seeing 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.760 him move on and was a bit unhappy with all 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.200 the positive press he was getting considering the experience that 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.080 she had with him, which is fair. But since then, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.800 I feel as though Jonah has done her a bit 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.599 of a surface and kind of added himself through his 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.400 streetwear brand. And you might be wondering how did he 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.520 out himself with clothing. Well, he has this brand called 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:00.680 Meaningful Existence, and the entire premise is kind of meant 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.560 to be ironic of sorts, but it's to worship profit 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.560 like to make money. And the whole stick is that 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.360 the company tells you that the key to happiness is 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:14.600 to buy stuff from them, And it says that the 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.560 brand is ruled and founded by this guy called Ezekiel 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:25.279 profit as in herof it. But also he's called profit 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.640 Ezekiel Profit, so you kind of get what's happening there. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.120 It also says on their website that, based on the 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:33.480 teachings of profit, who is profit if not Jonah Hill, 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:37.359 it's his company. Our company has one simple goal to 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:42.200 spread joy throughout the universe by monetizing happiness. It's not 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.480 like the worst bit yet, it's kind of like funny, 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:49.880 I guess. Then the website goes onto detail a few 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:55.840 of their best selling items a shirt that says complete 0:05:55.920 --> 0:06:00.360 and unrelenting control like his ex girlfriend accused here of 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:06.760 behaving with her, and also having socks with the same message, 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.240 so people are kind of like, maybe he's fully aware 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.640 of the way that he's behaving. Also quick caveat. He 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.520 released a documentary with a therapist that he's had for 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.600 almost a decade called Phil Stutz, and in the beginning 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:23.880 scene of this documentary, Jonah asks his therapist, why do 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.839 you think I I'm making this documentary And the therapist 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:29.839 laughs and he's like, I don't know, to like gain 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:30.920 control of the situation. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:32.520 Control. 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:36.000 It keeps coming up. It keeps coming up for a 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.680 lot of us. Everybody's amazing best friend is someone's like 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:42.760 terrifying x Unfortunately. I will say, have a look at 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:46.400 the screenshots for yourself, talk to your friends, your nearest 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.160 and dearest, and set a standard for what is appropriate behavior. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:52.120 As for me, I saw the text messages, I wouldn't 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.080 I didn't like them, I wouldn't send them, and I 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.359 wouldn't tolerate it being sent to me. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.360 Hello love. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.760 One have a bit of a dating dilemma. This is 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:06.479 a really, really scary one. It involves going through someone's phones. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.840 So I have you ever done that, keep your rearspeeled, 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.880 and if you haven't because you're worried about what you 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.880 might find. This is a word of warning. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:14.320 This is a real story. Guys. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:18.080 Dear Fleccinator and Freumo, and I have a little issue 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.760 that requires your expertise. I've been dating a very nice boy. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:25.720 He's everything I've manifested. He's considerate, kind, hilarious, and has 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:29.200 great style. Things have been going swimmingly for about three 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.880 months now, but I found out something terrifying and I 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.560 can't move past it. To be fair, it is my fault. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.320 My toxicity from past trauma got the better of me. 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:40.960 While he was sleeping, I decided to pick up his phone, 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:44.360 unlock it, and search his messages. I know tempted, I know, 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.000 I know I shouldn't have done it, but I've been 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:49.160 burnt too many times. I went into his messenger app 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:53.120 and was left speechless. He has been sending explicit messages 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.920 to multiple girls I understand when not exclusive, So this 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.240 isn't really a massive issue, although it is disappointing. The 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:03.160 real kicker was Dot dot Dot. When I went through 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:06.960 the messages with his cousin yes, his first cousin, and 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:12.200 I discovered that they had been dating in secret for years. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.400 Me googling, what is the first cousin? 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:12.720 Is that? 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:14.480 Like? My, that's your cousin? 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.040 My yeah, that's just that's just the plain cousin like 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:18.880 my parents, siblings child. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:20.960 Yes. Oh, safe to say. 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:22.960 I escaped first thing in the morning and have not 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.560 contacted him since. He has since been calling me in 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:26.960 text to me, but I don't know what to say 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.800 because to him, everything was perfect and then I just disappeared. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:31.360 What do I do? 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.080 The bar has always been in the ground, and I 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.880 know it to be true. The type of things that 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:42.480 I hear people let slide. It's unsavory, but I understand 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:47.320 the world we live in. One in four people are lonely. Oh, 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:52.280 it's not more at this point. However, in this instance, 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:56.200 if it's not the person you like dating their cousin 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:57.680 to turn you off, what's it going to be? 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:00.560 What is it going to be? 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.240 What will you allow yourself to endure before you're like, Okay, 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.600 I think I've I think I've recognized what is appropriate 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.760 inappropriate conduct for this Australia that. 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.880 We live in. Do you know what I'm saying? Culturally. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:19.440 In other places, different things fly for this common Australia. Please, babe, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.880 your issue isn't how do I tell him that I 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:27.880 went through his phone? Lead with that, Hello, Jeremy, after 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:29.320 going through your phone, I'd like to talk to a 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:29.800 few things. 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:32.760 Are you're serious? What do you meant to do? I 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.640 just say, you just ghost? Oh do you don't want 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.239 to find out? No? 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:39.959 No, no, no, no no no. You cannot bring it 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.120 up with him. He will panic, he will freak out. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:43.800 As much as what he's doing is a. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.040 Story you're going to tell your friends, they'll be like, okay, 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:47.640 so what did he say? Even I just I didn't, 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.280 I didn't, I didn't ask No, wrap. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.000 Up the story for it his business. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.280 And like, as much as it's horrible and awful, like 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:58.200 it's not your place to be looking through his phone. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.439 That's the issue you have with this healthy. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.360 Any excuse to defender man, Yeah, an excuse to defender man. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.600 She said it's not your place to be going through 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:09.120 his phone. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.320 But it actually doesn't affect her though, does it. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:14.719 Well, it affects her because this is the type of 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.320 person that she's about to date. Like you're picking your partner. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.959 It's not just a guessing game. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.960 But she's decided that they're not going to date, right. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.480 She's stuck in this in between hell and I found 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:27.600 out this unsavory information, so it's on my snoopy. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.560 I was going to do I do. I was going 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.000 to this thinking it's definitely done. She just needs to 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:33.040 know that's what I said. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:33.320 I said. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.520 The fact that she didn't say this is what I 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:40.480 did and not what should I do is framing this situation. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.200 I can imagine now that a few days have gone by, 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.960 if not weeks, who knows how soon we got to 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.120 her her DM, that she might have been in this 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:52.720 state of well, maybe I just imagined it. Maybe maybe 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:54.679 it's just it's an in joke because they have the 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:56.040 same surname, you know. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.959 Hah Yeah, that's a great point. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:04.480 Flexi, I'd be a great lawyer. You're listening to flex 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:05.840 and rooms Cat. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.640 Have you heard about the cage fight? The alleged upcoming 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:10.120 cage fight? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:11.120 Not even a little bit? 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.720 And Mark Zuckerberg. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.800 To tech a billionaire. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:20.120 Overlords Allegedly, Mark Zuckerberg has said he's moving on from 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:23.559 a rumored cage fight with Elon Musk because Elon Musk isn't. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:27.679 So this started in June where the Tech bosses agreed 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.280 to a brawl. Mask tweeted that he was up for 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:34.640 a cage fight. Then Dana White, the UFC boss, offered 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:38.000 to make it a legit competition for charity, and then 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.920 Mark said Elon won't confirm a date, then says he 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.120 needs surgery and now asked to do a practice round 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.760 in my backyard instead. Zuckerberg goes under say, if Elon 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.000 ever gets serious about a real date, an official event, 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:50.199 he knows how to reach me. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:52.880 What is a thread? Is this just not a bit? 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:54.200 It's a bit? 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:58.079 But like they actually hate each other because Zuckerberg did threads. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:03.240 Zuckerberg is communicating to Elon via threads, and Elon's responding 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:04.280 on x Twitter. 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.959 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, that is what's happening. This 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:12.360 is so dumb incredible marketing for each platform. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:15.719 This is what I was saying everything I saw that 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.959 one final interview Terence McKenna, and he was like, the 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.200 world is going to get weirder and weirder and weirder, 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.040 and the weirdness that we once thought was weird is 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.280 going to be so weird that we can't describe or 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:32.000 define why the weirdness is just weird. It's making us uncomfortable. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:36.120 That's our app because what are you doing. It's like 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:41.080 how we view millionaires. Right, you should be at least 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:44.840 a beacon of professionalism, and now you're doing bits on 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:46.160 these platforms that you made. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.480 Maybe that's for the best. I don't know. I'm very confused. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:50.440 Leave the jokes to us. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:54.000 I say, I feel like nothing felt real since d Trump. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.880 Yeah, nothing's been real. You've been listening to The Flex 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:59.240 and Froom's daily podcast. 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:03.120 For more, Tune Indicator on DAB or stream it on iHeartRadio.