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Speaker 2: We do things that make you good, good the small
Speaker 2: things that drive you mad.
Speaker 1: What's it for you?
Speaker 2: You can text me oh four seventy five O three
Speaker 2: one oh four three.
Speaker 1: For me?
Speaker 2: Why suddenly do I need to deny accept your cookies?
Speaker 2: I've led a cookie life and not up to anything dodgy.
Speaker 1: Why do we need to do? We need to deny everything?
Speaker 4: And they know exactly that. We have no idea what
Speaker 4: it means? You know where they say, oh or you
Speaker 4: can choose your own preferences.
Speaker 5: I don't know what time.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that life.
Speaker 4: And you have all my information? Yes, shake it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm up to? What is this sick
Speaker 1: game you're playing with me? Exactly?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I reckon about no twenty percent of being an adult.
Speaker 2: It's registering your details to buy something, and then they
Speaker 2: go heng on, wa, we just need to verify that
Speaker 2: email address? Why do I be lying? And why don't
Speaker 2: I just get these cheap ass socks and some jocks.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't need an account. I create a HOLI
Speaker 4: just to do that.
Speaker 1: Then you need my email address to verify. Get that
Speaker 1: number and you want this is just a scam. You
Speaker 1: get my details?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Central.
Speaker 2: Cookies, denial cookies, whatever you want with me. Very dull lifestyle.
Speaker 2: It's not going to a security agency. I'm not up
Speaker 2: to anything. I look at it, go who is this
Speaker 2: dull man?
Speaker 1: He really likes cheap jocks and socks.
Speaker 5: I'm putting all my details to just get vacuum bags
Speaker 5: the other day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that something as simple as that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it takes so long, the amount of calories you
Speaker 2: have to expand. And I've had enough of that capture
Speaker 2: thing as well. It's going to verify. You're going to
Speaker 2: verify the way. The way we're going to verify what
Speaker 2: it is to be a human is through how many
Speaker 2: fire hydrants I can spot.
Speaker 1: That's out of all the amazing things is to be human.
Speaker 2: The way you can condense down what makes a human
Speaker 2: in this you know, artificial age. The thing that's uniquely
Speaker 2: human is how many bicycles I can spot.
Speaker 1: And I actually find.
Speaker 4: It really difficult what they do.
Speaker 2: Three of them you get bang bang man hanging on
Speaker 2: a minute, there's a handle mark, a touch of a handlebar.
Speaker 1: One of them is that form the traffic light.
Speaker 4: Tricycle or bicycle, a motorbike.
Speaker 1: And then you feel like an idiot.
Speaker 4: They go like you're a robot. You know, No, I'm
Speaker 4: just an idiot.
Speaker 5: I'm not a robot.
Speaker 2: Someone told me that the way that's designed it is
Speaker 2: not designed on actually how many you spot the three,
Speaker 2: the four, the five fire hydrants or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's a traffic lights. It's actually how you move the cursor.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I don't like that, no, because now now
Speaker 4: I'm going to be so self cont.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to outthink the machine and like, what hope
Speaker 2: have I got? It's why bother they'd be going, this
Speaker 2: is most intelligent sheen we've ever seen. No, actually it's
Speaker 2: a humanoid forward you in a musk, sat the other
Speaker 2: side of the screen watching me. How I moved the
Speaker 2: cursor because a human would move at stuntway, where's a spambot?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it would used.
Speaker 2: It in a more economical way, right, I was so human?
Speaker 1: Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: When you can't find tupperware lids.
Speaker 2: Dread, dread going in that drawer? Is it everyone else's
Speaker 2: bottom drawer?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's down there. Ware.
Speaker 2: I need you and I hate you.
Speaker 6: It's everywhere.
Speaker 3: And I did start a system where after they came
Speaker 3: out of the dishwasher and dried, I would put the
Speaker 3: lids back on them before I put them back in
Speaker 3: the drawer.
Speaker 1: But then you can't stack easily, and you.
Speaker 3: Can't stack easily, so they're without their tops. So I
Speaker 3: did a fruit cellad yesterday, big container, and I thought,
Speaker 3: where the heck is the lid to that?
Speaker 6: So now it's just got cling wrap.
Speaker 3: Over devise the purpose tupperware in the first place.
Speaker 1: Every day we move further away from God.
Speaker 4: And Patsy related. When you take the tapperware out of
Speaker 4: the dishwasher and you have to dry, you just want
Speaker 4: to put a straight away.
Speaker 6: You have to grab a tetel old school.
Speaker 2: We now have a system now, and like any system
Speaker 2: in the kitchen, it never never lasts it. No, you're
Speaker 2: lucky if you get maybe a twenty four hour on
Speaker 2: that that system and like normal respects that you just
Speaker 2: he's too tired and it's where the what would you
Speaker 2: call the main thing, the actual the tapper, not the lid,
Speaker 2: the unit that's called the unit. You stack those like
Speaker 2: Russian dolls. Okay, so because they're all different sizes, small, medium, large.
Speaker 1: Stack stack sack. Underneath that stack stack stack are the lids.
Speaker 4: Oh you're never going to do that? Is so that
Speaker 4: is in a perfect world.
Speaker 2: Sure you're actually challenging and inviting the tupperware gods because
Speaker 2: we work for Tupperware. No, no, no, they were all us.
Speaker 2: Tupperware is king of any kitchen. We are but its servants.
Speaker 2: You're deluding yourself if you think you're in charge that supperware.
Speaker 2: I actually think it rearranges itself during the night.
Speaker 1: I'm like, when I went to bed, this had some
Speaker 1: kind of system like toy story.
Speaker 2: Yes, what do you have to they're moving around the
Speaker 2: kitchen passing.
Speaker 5: You've got to tup away a poltergeist.
Speaker 2: What we want is somehow where they can be magnetized
Speaker 2: and the other thing. You know, you have that thing
Speaker 2: you can do with your vacuum where you can stand
Speaker 2: on it and it sucks.
Speaker 1: The core back in. Why can't tupperware do that?
Speaker 2: Why I can stand on it and it will just
Speaker 2: find the lids somewhere through the air and come.
Speaker 1: And land on top of it.
Speaker 2: All went too far from that one I thought would
Speaker 2: have got more four fruits old yummy, yummy.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Wiggles fans will have got that one. The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Do you know the story of
Speaker 1: the Chinese zodiac?
Speaker 2: You must do an All zodiacs have the twelve signs
Speaker 2: to our months. However, they're always paired with an element
Speaker 2: won the five elements, so it means only every sixty
Speaker 2: years will you get it repeating. So this year of
Speaker 2: the fire Horse, which you got two very dramatic elements,
Speaker 2: you got the power on the relentless charge of a
Speaker 2: horse with fire, so this is actually known as the
Speaker 2: fire Fire year, is going to be a hell of
Speaker 2: a year a horse on fire the wow wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot strapping guys.
Speaker 2: Uh, just let you know this break is going to
Speaker 2: be toperware heavy and if you're flicking around, we're here
Speaker 2: for it. Richard Kadien just came bouncing into the studio
Speaker 2: to tell us that she has an amazing system for
Speaker 2: storing and maintaining in an organized manner the chaos that
Speaker 2: is Tuperware.
Speaker 7: Ours is so organized that a friend once came over
Speaker 7: and was in shock when she opened the cupboard and said,
Speaker 7: are you actually kidding me? I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 2: Cayden Kaitlin is always in a world of hyperbole, so
Speaker 2: we're meant to believe that some simpleton friend who'd never
Speaker 2: been seeing anything amazing and though was in shuh, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm going into shock. It's like seeing double rainbows.
Speaker 4: Why is it so special? What's so organized about it?
Speaker 7: Because it's like everyone has ordinarily a jumbled mess of
Speaker 7: the lids and stuff everywhere. Ours is perfectly placed together.
Speaker 7: So what we do is all the bases get stacked
Speaker 7: on top of each other, and then on top of
Speaker 7: the bases we have all the lids.
Speaker 6: So that we.
Speaker 1: Tried that Baddy may twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Because you'll take something out and then you won't go
Speaker 2: but you're being a rush.
Speaker 1: One day you'll be in a rush to put them
Speaker 1: back and you just chuck them in.
Speaker 7: Well, we're very busy at the moment, and we always
Speaker 7: make time to ensure that it.
Speaker 1: Is perfectly okay. So it's upperware.
Speaker 4: Calen does live in like a model home. It's like
Speaker 4: it's like exactly.
Speaker 2: Yes, when she's had a couple of wines.
Speaker 1: It's the veneer comes off the rain of terror.
Speaker 5: Don't you clean the sheller glass every time as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, every single.
Speaker 6: Squeeges it every use, I squeegeye and I wipe down.
Speaker 6: Oh I know, wait till you get kids.
Speaker 1: You wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that way forget it. Chaos, Yeah, absolute chaos.
Speaker 2: One might actually help he is.
Speaker 7: Actually it's above so you have to reach up, so
Speaker 7: there's no way of just going down and like.
Speaker 6: We messing it up.
Speaker 5: You'll find a way, yeah, trust me.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
Speaker 2: Christian Police s thank pants. We're talking about tupperware. Reminded
Speaker 2: me to grab my lunch. I was just about to
Speaker 2: start my current head off without it.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking that what we should do because everyone's texting
Speaker 2: the moment talking about tup of were we need to
Speaker 2: have our show branded.
Speaker 1: Away? Yes?
Speaker 2: Now I'm thinking what do you think team? I'm just
Speaker 2: thinking about the two ways that we use tuperware. It's
Speaker 2: either you put it straight in after you've had dinner
Speaker 2: for leftovers. Ye that's guy, I don't need to worry
Speaker 2: about lunch tomorrow. Or you've got fresh lunch you're putting
Speaker 2: in your tuperware. What about two types of tupperware. Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell leftover mate and the lunch mate. I love when
Speaker 2: it's the breakfast show. Not just a breakfast show, it's
Speaker 2: your lunch mate.
Speaker 4: Same sizes, different sizes.
Speaker 1: What are we?
Speaker 4: Are we going square? Are we going circle? What's your
Speaker 4: prefer Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: Fire works coming into us right now, Rio, I really
Speaker 2: thought about a circular one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got to be circular. I'm a cube guy.
Speaker 5: I'm a cube guy.
Speaker 8: I in my hand right now, have a cube. I've
Speaker 8: got three of these. Yeah, and I'm going to hold
Speaker 8: under these three for dear life. It's a purple one.
Speaker 8: It's a daycall one, and it's lovely and kind of
Speaker 8: cube shaped.
Speaker 2: Once he find by the way, the way that he
Speaker 2: went to that so efforts sleep could tell it.
Speaker 1: Guy works in daytime twoorial.
Speaker 2: They're only ever one second away from an advertorial. In fact,
Speaker 2: he's probably done a very lucrative deal. He's got a
Speaker 2: cheaper part of the Lambo.
Speaker 1: Times.
Speaker 5: Guys, fire Horse, if you're listening, they've got.
Speaker 3: To be different sizes. They can't be the same size,
Speaker 3: because that's what tupperwar is. It gives you options.
Speaker 4: I agree, but that's what makes it hard to organize.
Speaker 1: This is a heavy wavable.
Speaker 2: Yes, Christian things that maybe good girl? Why is the
Speaker 2: morning sun so bright? The biggest first world probably might
Speaker 2: be more worried when it's a bit dim one morning.
Speaker 4: The sun's.
Speaker 2: In the morning is to see that bright sun?
Speaker 1: We're so being Christian.
Speaker 2: We cracked it over the weekend with our missing tuple
Speaker 2: well lids, so we just threw out the whole conference
Speaker 2: of the cupboard and brought new ones. No, no, David,
Speaker 2: Admiral Sir David Amer is weeping right now.
Speaker 1: That will go in a dolphin's blowhole.
Speaker 4: And can you imagine starting fresh with all new the
Speaker 4: same brand?
Speaker 1: Exactly? I agree?
Speaker 2: Actually Christian first time text. The things that made me
Speaker 2: go mad the staff at supermarkets doing other people's home shopping.
Speaker 2: They've got that trolley that works perfectly for the stuff.
Speaker 2: There's also twice the size. No won key wills pushing
Speaker 2: past you down the aisle. Oh, get out the way,
Speaker 2: someone at home needs this food, not you. They step
Speaker 2: away your trolley. Grabbinites him off the shelf.
Speaker 9: Slow you down paid by the hour. Breach true trolley yes, yes, seriously,
Speaker 9: pieces me off to your own shopping handy.
Speaker 6: But they won't move for you either. Right away.
Speaker 2: You got the SUV trolley and it glides like a trolley.
Speaker 1: Yes, the poor show of shopping trollees. The Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: show podcast