1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: This is a Woolen Woody podcast, Nimmi, And I'm sure 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: the anticipation is killing everyone. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 2: But here we go. We'll be talking about it for 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 2: an hour. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: What is buffet battles? The idea that's been on the 6 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: board somehow at primetime? 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,239 Speaker 2: What is it? Everyone wants to know? And here we go. 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 2: It's pretty simple. Have you had a battle with a buffet? Third? 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: Six five is our number. Have you tried to take 10 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 2: on a buffet? 11 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: So by take it on, I mean you either tried 12 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: to finish it, so you've gone into it, or you 13 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: can eat and you've gone right o monoe mono, You 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: and me, buffet, I'm going to beat you, and you've 15 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: you've locked yourself in and you've tried to beat and 16 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: by beating it, I think, yeah, a yeah, there's no 17 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 1: food left, which would be extraordinary, or the staff ask 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: you to leave because you've had too much. You had 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: too much. 20 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 2: I know, we said all you can clearly, I know, 21 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 2: but that's beating the buffet. 22 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 3: Surely, that's eating the rules. 23 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 4: Surely, if you've got a sign there that says this 24 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 4: isn't all you can eat buffet, you're not allowed to 25 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 4: tell someone they've had too much. 26 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 2: Well, we're about to find out. 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, William, I should say 28 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: this is based on a news story, so this is 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: just random. Danielle Shapiro, an American woman went to a buffet. 30 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 2: She tried to beat the buffet. 31 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 3: That was a celebrity. Daniel Shapiro, No celebrity Shapiro, h. 32 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 2: Produce that helped me out. There's a Ben Shapiro. Who's that? 33 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,759 Speaker 3: Who's been Shapiro? 34 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 2: Who's Ben Shapiro. 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 3: He's a sort of right wing online commentator from the US. 36 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 2: Boring. Thanks for bringing that up. 37 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 1: We love being on this show. Ben's far more exciting. Cousin, 38 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: Danniel she took on her buffet. She tried to eat 39 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: him out. 40 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: So she actually went in there with that intention. That's 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 3: totally wild. And what was that like? 42 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 4: Was it like, has she woke it up at a 43 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 4: hotel and gone, you know what, feeling a bit feeling 44 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 4: a bit empty? Or is she set aside Saturday and like, 45 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 4: you know, starved herself for a week beforehand. 46 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 3: These are the sorts of things you got to ask yourself. 47 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: Yes, and I can't speak to those intentions. Show you 48 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: can't get Danny on the show. All I know is 49 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: she tried to take it on. 50 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 3: How do you know she she went in with that 51 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 3: intent though, because. 52 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: She sat there all day and pretty much pretty much 53 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: ate everything. 54 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 2: She put the whole thing on. Put the whole thing 55 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 2: on TikTok. She was this is the sort of gig 56 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: you get on TikTok and she ended up in hospital. 57 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,359 Speaker 3: She tried to eat the whole thing, ate. 58 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 2: Way too much and had to be. 59 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: She was taken out of there on Yeah, I'm. 60 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 2: Not sure if she was taken in in Aguina. That 61 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 2: might have been a bit of creative license from me, 62 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 2: isn't it? 63 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 3: Gurney one of those high pressure hoses. 64 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 2: You can find? What's the what do you call the slam? 65 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 2: What's the stretcher? She was taken? Where did Gurney come from? Anyway? 66 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: Well, now you said before, well she would stretch and 67 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: not the high pressure. Maybe they should do it down anyway. 68 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm asking the question. Thirty one oh 69 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 1: six five years and number. Have you ever had a 70 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: battle with a buffet? You tried to beat it? And 71 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: what I'll take the losses, I will take the winds. Australia, 72 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: I tried to take on a buffet in Rio Deja 73 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: Niro on Christmas Day about nine years ago. 74 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 4: You also took on a dumpling buffet as well. 75 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't a dumpling buffet. 76 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: Technically, it was all you can eat dumplings. I it's 77 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: seventy three dumplings. Didn't put for six days. 78 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: I was so backed up. Everyone, just a battle, we'll 79 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 2: do it, dumplings. 80 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 3: No, I remember you were sick. 81 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was sick of We are fresh back to 82 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 4: the airwaves, woods and kicking it off with great gear 83 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 4: like buffet battles. 84 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: Oh have you had a battle with a buffet? 85 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 3: One? 86 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 4: Buffet one? 87 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean there's a reason we're doing it. 88 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: Danielle Shapiro she tried to take on a buffet in California, 89 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: ended up in hospital, and. 90 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 3: When we say take it on, she sat down to 91 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 3: eat the whole thing. 92 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: That was the goal she tried to better. I say, 93 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: there's two ways to beat a buffet. You either eat 94 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: them out of food to the point where they go, sorry, 95 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: everyone's got to leave. We've got no food left. That 96 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: would be very difficult to. 97 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 4: Do, impossible, because I feel like every time I've been 98 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,280 Speaker 4: in a breakfast buffet when you finish the eggs, yes, 99 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 4: and then the chef comes out with another whole trough 100 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 4: of eggs. 101 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: They must have so much food back there, and that's 102 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: it is a mean feed if someone's done it. 103 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 2: But hey, people have been to the Moonwell the other 104 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: the other way you and the other the other ways. 105 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 2: The other way you can beat a buffet is if 106 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 2: they ask you to leave. So I know, we said. 107 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 3: All you can have taken the piss. 108 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 2: Bloody hell, Steve, you've been here for fourteen. 109 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: Hours and that's happened to him. 110 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 2: Let's go to Alex here on thirty one six five. Alex, 111 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 2: you took on a good mate. 112 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 1: We're bloody good thanks twenty two mate, you took on 113 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: a buffet, mate. 114 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, about a couple of years ago, mean about six 115 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 5: other of my mate tweet ate a dumpling restaurant out 116 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 5: of pork dumplings. 117 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 2: Wow, bloody impressive. 118 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 3: Technically not a not a buffet. We'll get you on 119 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 3: that one. 120 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: But eating the mat of dumpling, So Alex, did you? 121 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: Was that your intention to eat the out of pork dumplings? 122 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 1: Or the boys just a bit peckish? We were all hungry, 123 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 1: so you. 124 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 3: Didn't go You didn't You didn't map it out beforehand. 125 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 4: There wasn't a there wasn't a bull's eye on the 126 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 4: poor bastards serving up. 127 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 3: No, never, And how many do you go through? How many? 128 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 3: How many fowlers? How many dumplings? 129 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 5: Oh? We probably did about sixty eight. 130 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 2: Jesus, I did seventy three. 131 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 1: Six had a competition, but I did seventy three. 132 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 4: Alex, Alex, Alex quick Christian Alex. 133 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 3: What did you do afterwards when you when you moved. 134 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 5: On to we moved on to the chicken ones? 135 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 4: Oh, flegs, flegs. 136 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 3: How many chickens did you do? 137 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 5: Oh? 138 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 6: Couldn't count them? 139 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 5: Too many? 140 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: W You're an impressive man, Alex, an impressive man. Let's 141 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: got a Melissa here, count him, Melissa. 142 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 3: That's sad. Just you do a point where the dumplings 143 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 3: just number in the innumerable. 144 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, when I was eating my dumplings, 145 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 1: you're seventy three, My seventy three. 146 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 3: You're gonna do that again? 147 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. I'm a bigger guy. 148 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:42,719 Speaker 3: So you said that. 149 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 2: The thing is I just started like I got a 150 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 2: diet coke, and you just start slugging. 151 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: Them down like oysters because chewing them you get two 152 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: city you gotta slug them down. It's probably well it 153 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: comes to pad let's go to Melissa here. You took 154 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 1: on a buffet, Melissa. 155 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 6: Yeah, I did, and I got kicked out because too 156 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 6: many prawns. 157 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: So how many prawns did you go for, Melissa? How 158 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: many did you wait before they asked you to get out? 159 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 6: But I was out with my brother and my mum 160 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 6: and me and my brother took out three full plates 161 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 6: each of prawns. 162 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, that was how many prawns on a plate, I'd. 163 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 6: Say about fifteen each. I mean, it dependent on how 164 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 6: well we stacked it, but I mean, obviously at that 165 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 6: stage it was pretty ectic. And then you know, we're 166 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 6: eating and I guess the manager came up to us 167 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 6: and it's just like you need to leave, And I'm like, 168 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 6: what do you mean? It's just like you're eating too 169 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 6: many of our prawns. And I'm like, but I mean 170 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 6: we're out and all you can eat. I guess I'm 171 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 6: allowed to be eating all this. No, So my mom 172 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 6: kind of looked over at this. She was with us, 173 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 6: and she was just like, I'm never ever taking you 174 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 6: guys to and all you can eat. 175 00:07:54,560 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 2: Ever again, erassed, I have a prune. That's kind of Timmy. Timmy, 176 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 2: you beat the as well. This is dread stuff, Tim. 177 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 3: It is actually good. Hey, I'm enjoying it. 178 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 2: Tell us the story, Tim, Yes. 179 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 5: Back in the day when Pizza Hut were all he 180 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 5: can eat. When he went there, and it was a 181 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 5: party of about thirty, Well, we're all cousins or thirty 182 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 5: of affairs. 183 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 3: Thirty of you over the party of thirty to Pizza Hut. 184 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 5: You thirty at Pizza Hut, Well you can eat. This 185 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 5: would have been about ninety two ninety three. Yeah, and yeah, 186 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 5: we we ate him out of place, all the pizzas 187 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,559 Speaker 5: in as to politely leave. 188 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 2: Out of all their paces. 189 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 5: Well finished, We finished the dessert, We ate all the trees. 190 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 5: There was nothing left. They asked us to leave in 191 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 5: thirty minutes. Forty minutes later they actually closed the store 192 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 5: at five o'clock. 193 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,440 Speaker 2: Where are you done with that? 194 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 3: Why not? 195 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,199 Speaker 1: Check out more from Willen Woody on The Full Show podcast.