Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: I sit down and I start crying.
Speaker 4: Boom, that's the knockout punch.
Speaker 5: I'm not a mom. I'm getting a little.
Speaker 2: Bit here, you guys, the Christian O'Connell show. I'm Gold
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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, Thursday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 5: Show on Gold. Come on in, Jack, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm frustrated, really really frustrated morning Patsy. Hey boys, you
Speaker 5: guys would have been through this. Everyone's had this where
Speaker 5: they call up the customer services number and try and
Speaker 5: leave a company. Good luck. I tried yesterday. I tried.
Speaker 5: I tried. I tried, tried, tried so hard call this
Speaker 5: company to leave my gym. It's easier to get to ball.
Speaker 4: Jim's are the worst one.
Speaker 5: Oh my word. And when I signed up a couple
Speaker 5: of years ago, I've got a cheaper local gym now
Speaker 5: where I go to with the kids and my wife.
Speaker 5: So I said, I counsel I member ships. I thought
Speaker 5: it'd be really easy. I didn't think they did those
Speaker 5: fixed term, long term contracts. Twenty minutes Yesterdrow twenty minutes
Speaker 5: transferred to three, three different people. All right, I rang,
Speaker 5: and straight away the lily went, they must just I
Speaker 5: think it was. She sounded excited. She went, oh, I
Speaker 5: can't do that. Let me transfer to anyone's another team,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, where am I going now? Then there's
Speaker 5: music for ten minutes. Am I trapped in the system,
Speaker 5: and I know what they're trying to do. They are
Speaker 5: urging me to hang up. I'm not going anywhere. If
Speaker 5: i'm I'll cancel the show. I will. I'm staying here
Speaker 5: until I die. Okay, I'm going to wait this out.
Speaker 5: So I feed the dogs, I start unloading the washing machine.
Speaker 5: I started using it, and then a humanoid picks up Hello,
Speaker 5: and I said, yeah, I'd like to cancel my gym membership.
Speaker 5: When she goes, I just need your phone number. They
Speaker 5: do the old sound effects basically, aren't they And they
Speaker 5: were laughing listening guys, I'll put him on speaking. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 5: you can't leave for it for a year? I went, no.
Speaker 5: I was told it was like a month. So I'm
Speaker 5: just letting you know. Now you know, I'll be leaving
Speaker 5: in a month's time and we have five minutes you
Speaker 5: know where they It's just someone trying to do a job.
Speaker 5: But they're reading from the script, aren't they about what
Speaker 5: to say you? They're not listening to anything you say.
Speaker 5: They just keep repeating the same phrases. You know, my
Speaker 5: good douglasn't you? The anger starts to rise up, and
Speaker 5: you're just trying to get it, says the human trying
Speaker 5: to do a job. And then she goes, so basically,
Speaker 5: there's nothing you can do. I went, look, I'm really
Speaker 5: unhappy with this. This doesn't seem fair. I said, does
Speaker 5: it seem fair to you? Silence from the human but
Speaker 5: obviously not allowed to say if.
Speaker 4: You got one off script?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's nothing that She goes, would you like to
Speaker 5: take this further? I went, yeah, I really would. She goes,
Speaker 5: that's what she said. She goes, I'll take it to
Speaker 5: the escalator.
Speaker 4: Is that a person?
Speaker 5: That's why I said? I said, who? I said, the escalator?
Speaker 5: That's someone? Is the escalator there? She went up, this
Speaker 5: it's actually a team. There's a team of escalators. She goes, yes,
Speaker 5: I'm now back in hold for seven minutes. I don't
Speaker 5: know whether there's an escalator to get up to the escalators.
Speaker 5: She disappeared. Then she comes back on going. The escalation
Speaker 5: team will call you back in three to five working days.
Speaker 5: Are how many escalations are they working on three.
Speaker 6: To five days?
Speaker 4: How many people are escalating to get to the escalation.
Speaker 5: Three to five days? So now I just want to well,
Speaker 5: I don't sleep. She said that they call you at
Speaker 5: some point. I want to keep the phone on during
Speaker 5: the night. I don't want to miss that call they're
Speaker 5: going to call me. So yeah, I've got to work.
Speaker 5: I just wait around now next three to five days
Speaker 5: where someone from the escalation team will call me once
Speaker 5: they reviewed get this my case and now, and then
Speaker 5: I got emailed at a case number, you know, like
Speaker 5: in a criminal in coll.
Speaker 4: You know, you're just going back to square one. Anyway,
Speaker 4: escalation team is going to be even better at doing
Speaker 4: that script. The first person is.
Speaker 5: They're going to have skills that I don't know. Then
Speaker 5: I train hostage and thegotiot. They're going to grind the
Speaker 5: man that they're going to drind this man down.
Speaker 4: And you're only what you're trying to do is meet
Speaker 4: them on an emotional level, which they don't want to
Speaker 4: meet you at, which is like do you think that's
Speaker 4: very wise?
Speaker 7: Thing?
Speaker 5: I was trying to appeal to a human side. Forget it.
Speaker 5: I actually think I might just give away my gym
Speaker 5: membership to a listener, maybe a different one, each month
Speaker 5: of the next one month. At least someone could get
Speaker 5: a free work out on me, because there's no way
Speaker 5: they're going to let me go.
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Speaker 5: Patsy, look at that? Would you take up my case?
Speaker 8: Well, I was about to suggest before you do need
Speaker 8: to get onto Consumer Affairs Victoria.
Speaker 3: They'll sort it for you.
Speaker 5: But if I've signed a contract, that's on me. Then
Speaker 5: that I've signed the contract, did it.
Speaker 3: Say you would have to like it locked you into
Speaker 3: a certain period?
Speaker 5: Do you check all that stuff?
Speaker 4: Look, I trust them. I trust the gym to have
Speaker 4: looked over the contract more than I trust you.
Speaker 5: You are now the man. No, I hate the escalator.
Speaker 5: I finally met him. You are the wizard of ours
Speaker 5: behind the curtain.
Speaker 4: You're the escalator. I've done my fair share on the phone.
Speaker 4: I had an internet company once where the internet was
Speaker 4: transferring to a new house and it just wouldn't work
Speaker 4: at the new house. And then they said, we can't
Speaker 4: cancel it until you go take your modem to a
Speaker 4: next door neighbor and see if it works at their house.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of knock on my new neighbor's door and
Speaker 4: plug my modem in.
Speaker 5: Because you think they're trying to like piggyback or anything.
Speaker 5: I'm not falling for that. You're catfishing. I don't think
Speaker 5: that's catfishing, but anyway, they're fishing in some way.
Speaker 4: And they said, until you try that, we can't cancel
Speaker 4: you really do I think I.
Speaker 5: Did lie and went hang on him, close the door. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: he's just tried it. But a great idea to at
Speaker 5: least try it. So can we cancel that now? But
Speaker 5: consumer fers aren't going to get involved in a petty.
Speaker 8: S, but they'll be able to tell you about your
Speaker 8: rights where you stand in this situation.
Speaker 5: I got to be honest, right, I think I need
Speaker 5: someone more tenacious than me. Would you? I would actually
Speaker 5: pay you, right, Patsy?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Seriously? I just need this. I can't you want me.
Speaker 3: To bust some heads for you?
Speaker 5: This escalated really quickly. You're this show's escalator. Bust some heads.
Speaker 4: Remember, I'm going.
Speaker 5: To call it back today. I go, look, I didn't
Speaker 5: want to do this, but I'm this close to gett
Speaker 5: a friend of mine, to bust some heads. You recording
Speaker 5: this good bust some heads? So which way which? Once
Speaker 5: I dropped this hammer, I can't undrop it? Okay, so
Speaker 5: just think through the next move. Let that escalection team
Speaker 5: right now. You've got my case number. By the way,
Speaker 5: the case number of the game is like an eighty
Speaker 5: seven digit and I think you write this down. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: you're not a A A four one.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast, the.
Speaker 5: Kicks off this week at said of the eighties. Each
Speaker 5: week we're going to go through the alphabet and ask
Speaker 5: you what is that letter and the eighties? Yesterday it
Speaker 5: was the letter a Bat. She shared a love letter
Speaker 5: to her first teenage crush, Andrew McCarthy. A lot of
Speaker 5: emails some ladies who also had the hues crushes and
Speaker 5: post on the wall of this guy went from the
Speaker 5: eighties into the nineties. Andre Agassi a double A really
Speaker 5: Andrea Gassy had the hair. Yesterday Pats was all talking
Speaker 5: about acid wash jeans, Jack and I find a phone
Speaker 5: of him playing in an open wearing denim not the
Speaker 5: kind of ultra thin gossomer thing sort of Nike shorts
Speaker 5: wear wearing actual denim acid wash jeans and if you've
Speaker 5: read his book a week, Yeah, and he still wins.
Speaker 5: Imagine being beaten by that, you know, playing for five
Speaker 5: hours and the heat. Well, guy wearing a wig and
Speaker 5: basically denim.
Speaker 4: Cut off what they do with sports signs now where
Speaker 4: everything is like to the Miller meter aerodynamic and to
Speaker 4: improve your performance look at Catherine.
Speaker 5: And cut off the shoes, creat big basically mullet of
Speaker 5: a week and he still managed to become a world champion.
Speaker 5: It's pretty great. Uh. The his book, Andrea Agussi's book, right,
Speaker 5: I recommend to so many people. It's called Open. It's
Speaker 5: an amazing book. You don't need to be a tennis
Speaker 5: fan or a sports fan. It's one of the most
Speaker 5: incredible books. The opening chapter chapter describes you basically if
Speaker 5: you're not going to read the books, the whole book
Speaker 5: can be condensed into this line. He hated playing tennis.
Speaker 5: He hated playing tennis.
Speaker 4: I think that's pretty much the opening lines. I'm about
Speaker 4: to go out and play my last game of tennis
Speaker 4: and I've always hated tennis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're like, wow, you're into it and then
Speaker 5: you find about the wig, and then his dad. It's
Speaker 5: an incredible book. A couple of days ago, there was
Speaker 5: a clip that was going around on the internet and
Speaker 5: it was Andre I guess he talking about how he
Speaker 5: finally worked out how to beat Boris Becker. He'd notice
Speaker 5: that Boris Becker had this tell and I guess when
Speaker 5: they faced each other for so long, so many hours,
Speaker 5: all over the world, you're analyzing everything they do every
Speaker 5: single time, trying to work out what is it they've got,
Speaker 5: And he worked out it's something to do with his tongue.
Speaker 9: Boris Becker, for an example, who beat me the first
Speaker 9: three times we played, And I started to realize he
Speaker 9: had this weird tick with his tongue. Just as he
Speaker 9: was about to toss the ball, he would stick his
Speaker 9: tongue out and it would either be right in the
Speaker 9: middle of his lip serving up the middle, but if
Speaker 9: he put it to the side, he was going to
Speaker 9: serve out what. The hardest part was not letting him
Speaker 9: know that I knew this. I told him at Octoberfest.
Speaker 9: Do you know he used to do this and give
Speaker 9: what you serve?
Speaker 5: He says.
Speaker 9: I used to go home all the time and just
Speaker 9: tell my wife. It's like he reads my mind.
Speaker 5: Isn't that incredible? Yeah, the book's called it Open by
Speaker 5: the way. Oktoberfest is like a giant German beer festival.
Speaker 5: What's Boris Becker? Andre Agassi chugging steins at that over
Speaker 5: beers and go by the way. You know he used
Speaker 5: to do this thing with your tongue more beer. So
Speaker 5: that was a letter A, so letter A in the
Speaker 5: eighties Christian Helen Christian. For me, it's the TV show
Speaker 5: in the eighties and nineties Alf, about the alien life
Speaker 5: form Alf who crashed his spaceship from meilmac into the
Speaker 5: Tenor family's garage. Did you watch this? I loved it.
Speaker 5: I loved it.
Speaker 8: I had an Elf stuffed toy you could buy them
Speaker 8: in the kmart and stuff.
Speaker 5: Never far away from a ca Mark conviction. When we
Speaker 5: get to the letter K in the eighties from down
Speaker 5: Side Team an Hour, perhaps his recollection of various things
Speaker 5: from Kmark, this is the TV show theme tune for Alf. Jack.
Speaker 5: You won't be familiar with this. I've asked Jack to
Speaker 5: read up on ALF, the TV show from the eighties
Speaker 5: and the early nineties about it was basically I remember
Speaker 5: Patch did he eat cats.
Speaker 3: He loved to eat cats, and he chased them.
Speaker 5: She is a kid. I'm like, you know, a cat.
Speaker 5: Alf a wise cracking alien. I love it. I used
Speaker 5: to dream that basically a spaceship with crash into our
Speaker 5: born house and I would have as a mate Alf.
Speaker 5: He commented on the stupidity of mankind.
Speaker 4: Yes, sounds like a comedy version of at Yes, eat
Speaker 4: with lolls.
Speaker 5: What have you got? What we could be? To day?
Speaker 5: Jack Arabian knife form.
Speaker 4: ELF is an alien from the planet Melmac who follows
Speaker 4: an amateur radio signal to Earth and crash lands into
Speaker 4: the garage of the Tennor family. Unsure what to do,
Speaker 4: the Tanners take Elf in and hide him from the
Speaker 4: Alien task Force and their nosy neighbors, Trevor and Raquel.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 4: It was announced. In twenty eighteen, it was announced that
Speaker 4: Warner Bros. Would produce an Elf reboot.
Speaker 5: That's why Anthony Hopkins was going to be Alf.
Speaker 4: He cannot play anybody I know to go from you know.
Speaker 5: The real gut wrenching drama Beauty of the Father to
Speaker 5: be announced. He's going to play Alf.
Speaker 10: An alien.
Speaker 4: Sadly, by November twenty eighteen, it was announced, the reboot
Speaker 4: was canceled of ELF.
Speaker 5: This would age it right before I play this out.
Speaker 5: He had a catchphrase, I kill me. Do remember that?
Speaker 5: Perhaps that was his catchphrase. He was sort of bashly said, look,
Speaker 5: I kill me, and it was a lot easier to
Speaker 5: get laughs back in the day.
Speaker 2: Has anybody seen the yellow ribbon?
Speaker 4: I don't know what color is it? Ha, yeah, I
Speaker 4: kill me.
Speaker 5: It's kind of unlucky, he was putting. Don't diss that
Speaker 5: she had that stuff too. Don't come from the future,
Speaker 5: laughing at the eighties, mister time traveler with your fancy
Speaker 5: waste from the nineties Millennial.
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Speaker 5: Just a quick word with my producers, can you never
Speaker 5: label up a caller with some of the details. We've
Speaker 5: got this very expensive phone system where they can put
Speaker 5: a little bit of detail about what the call is
Speaker 5: going to say. And someone has put on there to
Speaker 5: simply the two words major spunk. That is distracting, right,
Speaker 5: that's distracting me. Now, I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 5: to know what's going on on Line one? Is it
Speaker 5: good or bad? What is that? The name of a band?
Speaker 5: Is it a song request? What is it a safe word.
Speaker 5: We do not need to get into that whatever that
Speaker 5: is on line one. Please delete all those words, all right?
Speaker 5: So eight is out of the eighties kicked off this
Speaker 5: week with the letter A seeven. Guess what we'll be
Speaker 5: getting to next week, John says, A for Atari, it
Speaker 5: was the Atari two thy six hundred, the first console,
Speaker 5: which is what they used to be called slash computer.
Speaker 5: I owned the Blockie graphics, the blippy sound effects. I
Speaker 5: thought it was great. It was such an exciting thing
Speaker 5: they were. I remember a friend of mine, my best mate,
Speaker 5: had His parents were a lot posh in the mind,
Speaker 5: and he had an Atari, right and we would all
Speaker 5: par around their after school. This thing was the size
Speaker 5: for a door. You had to have two full time
Speaker 5: engineers living the attic to run it.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: And also all this kind of fake wood paneling. TVs
Speaker 5: used to have that as well, with this kind of
Speaker 5: everything was like that made to look like furniture to
Speaker 5: give it a bit of class.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 5: It's also at the time where they stuff though, is
Speaker 5: you remember the video cassettes You used to to put
Speaker 5: them in those fake encyclopedia sort of covers to make
Speaker 5: it a lot. You had volumes of encyclopedias, but they'd
Speaker 5: just be like videos in it. But this used to
Speaker 5: be the sound of an atari. Oh, isn't that just
Speaker 5: sounds old? This does not sound like now you have
Speaker 5: the guests a year. You're not You're not saying the
Speaker 5: last twenty years?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 5: You wouldn't have had Natari? What did you get to know?
Speaker 4: Even though I wasn't young enough to be around with
Speaker 4: the atari, I was a child in a family that
Speaker 4: wasn't allowed to have consoles. So I would go over
Speaker 4: to my cousin's house and they had Mario on the
Speaker 4: first Nintendo system, and I was like begging never to
Speaker 4: go home. From time to go home.
Speaker 5: Did you say to your parents, don't but so and
Speaker 5: so can have this his parents.
Speaker 4: And give me one more death of Mario? Until one
Speaker 4: strange day out of the out of the blue, not
Speaker 4: a birthday, not Christmas or not anything. They picked us
Speaker 4: up after school and took us to the park and
Speaker 4: in a plastic just jeans bag, they said, we have
Speaker 4: a present for you guys.
Speaker 5: And your mom and dad had just stolen it. Just
Speaker 5: meet in a public place and followed just looking at
Speaker 5: the bank. They're on a bench they're looking ahead right,
Speaker 5: look in the bank, look at make it look curs
Speaker 5: just jeans because they shotlifted it, so that's not consoleing
Speaker 5: the It was just jeans. Look at the bag shop
Speaker 5: us jeans. Okay, it's got really big blockie gene.
Speaker 4: Something was up about it because they were adamant that
Speaker 4: we couldn't have a console on and out of the
Speaker 4: blue there was a PlayStation one in the just jeansburg.
Speaker 5: You must have lost your mind.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 5: We couldn't be in the park. Where'd you plug it in?
Speaker 5: Your dad got a long extension lead. They're behind that tree.
Speaker 5: The TV is there and we were eating red rooster.
Speaker 4: We have the ever got fast food gank or summing.
Speaker 5: He's walked to white in this story, isn't he.
Speaker 2: H?
Speaker 5: Some of the other a's that came in from you guys,
Speaker 5: I love reading about this Christian grown up in the
Speaker 5: outer western suburbs of Saint Alban's in the eighties, you
Speaker 5: could be randomly stopped in the street and quizzed about
Speaker 5: liking a c DC. If you said no, you might
Speaker 5: literally punched in the face by some bogan wearing a
Speaker 5: mullet and Adidas rome. About thugs and Adidas Rome, who
Speaker 5: said on this show yesterday how they loved Adidas Rome,
Speaker 5: Patsy and who said on.
Speaker 4: The Thugs, who said on the show today, I'm going
Speaker 4: to bash them heads in.
Speaker 5: So this comes from Graham. It's nice that you met
Speaker 5: Patsy back in the eighties, DC, you might also be
Speaker 5: punched in the face back to Grahame and being punched
Speaker 5: in the face on the world Streets of s and
Speaker 5: Urbans in the eighties. You might also be punched in
Speaker 5: the face if you preferred Brian Johnson over Bond Scott. Luckily,
Speaker 5: I was raised on T and T and let there
Speaker 5: be rock. That comes from Graham. How many of you
Speaker 5: remember the joy of sewing on your favorite bands patches
Speaker 5: to denhim.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got so good at sewing because of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is great Christian. My a memory from the
Speaker 5: eighties is buying a denim hat and my mum's spending
Speaker 5: ages sewing a fell a on it, like the one
Speaker 5: anguswore while my friends were head over here. So Abba
Speaker 5: in primary school was in love with angers. I never
Speaker 5: did fit the mold. Yeah, I used to love those
Speaker 5: so on patches you put it, I put them everywhere
Speaker 5: your jeans, your geen jacket.
Speaker 4: I'd put them on my backpack as well.
Speaker 5: Do you think it's worse? Can you still buy them?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: To bands do as much? Shall we try and get
Speaker 5: a show? So on Patch show? What's going to do?
Speaker 5: What are they going to sell it onto? These stags?
Speaker 5: Do we try and do that?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: At some point in our lives, when we're teenager, we
Speaker 5: suddenly don't put posters up on our walls in the
Speaker 5: bedrooms anymore. It's not appropriate. Now, fire come home today,
Speaker 5: get the blue tech out and above the bed just
Speaker 5: start putting up a D's poster. Oh god, what the
Speaker 5: hell is that? Does it go with the carpet? What
Speaker 5: are you doing? The colors don't match? Are you having
Speaker 5: a moment? What's going on here? In fact, I might
Speaker 5: actually do that to see what happens. See how long
Speaker 5: before they just get torn down? This is not appropriate anymore.
Speaker 5: It's it's a shame because the posters we used to
Speaker 5: have on our bedroom walls were like us, saint the world,
Speaker 5: who we were now, And there were moments where they
Speaker 5: suddenly weren't right anymore, and he were like a snake
Speaker 5: shne the skin, they'd come down and new posters would
Speaker 5: come to represent who you are now for me, the
Speaker 5: big one's growing up for me. I had my boxing here,
Speaker 5: sugar Ay, Leonard, Bruce Lee, Marilyn Monroe, and Elvis Presley.
Speaker 5: Those were the big players in my bedroom that meant
Speaker 5: everything to me. Those posters. I still wish I had
Speaker 5: them now as well. And did you used to arrange
Speaker 5: them in a certain way? Who was on what wall?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: What is there a better wall than another?
Speaker 5: I thought everyone did this.
Speaker 4: Elvis, you're moving up to the premium wall today.
Speaker 5: Elvis was above my bed because I used to felt
Speaker 5: like he was looking down on me Jia on the night.
Speaker 4: Okay, you put him on the ceiling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I could look up at the King. Scary
Speaker 5: connection to the King, all right, I'd wink him before
Speaker 5: going to bed at night. See in the morning. First
Speaker 5: time I saw in the morning was the King. You know.
Speaker 5: I had sugar An d facing off against Bruce Lee
Speaker 5: as if they're about so I was, okay, don't judge me, Jack,
Speaker 5: who was on your bedroom wall?
Speaker 4: I had Green Day narfex Friends of Ron, and then
Speaker 4: I had my guilty pleasure, the Hidden Kylie Minogue poster.
Speaker 5: I've forgotten about this. Where was it hidden again?
Speaker 4: Under the Pinnow there was a shelf above my bed.
Speaker 5: Oh, come on, you're having to go meet about Elvis
Speaker 5: Presley and you've got some sort of dodgy PERV shelf.
Speaker 5: And she was on the nupshelfing.
Speaker 4: She was on the bottom side of the show.
Speaker 5: We know where she was. Oh dear, oh, dear, grubby scenes.
Speaker 4: I'd rather wake up to Kylie than wake up to
Speaker 4: the King.
Speaker 5: Oh, you know, preferences, everything, isn't it one person's king,
Speaker 5: isn't a person's Kytie Patsy? Obviously? We know you had
Speaker 5: Andrew McCarthy.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I also had a neighbour's poster of Scott
Speaker 3: and Charlene.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that poster was huge, assive. And I
Speaker 5: had Bross I Love CROSSI yeah, all right, what posters
Speaker 5: were on your bedroom wharves? Also saying yesterday?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 5: My wife was so angry, say, because it got back
Speaker 5: from her spies. She said this, So I'm merely reported
Speaker 5: what happened. My job was always is just to be
Speaker 5: like a journalist and just tell the truth. When we
Speaker 5: started dating quite a few years ago, my wife told
Speaker 5: me that she had a poster of Luke sky Wall
Speaker 5: and she would kiss it good night every single night.
Speaker 5: She told me that, Okay, you can attract it now
Speaker 5: and try to deny history. But you told me that,
Speaker 5: so we want another posters on your bedroom wall. Did
Speaker 5: any of you used to kiss a poster good night? Okay?
Speaker 5: And please don't call if you had that shelf and
Speaker 5: you're a teenage boy like chat, we do not need
Speaker 5: to know. We didn't need to know from Jack. The
Speaker 5: images are horrible. You can't get them out of your
Speaker 5: mind now. Christ Consho podcast talking about the teenage posters
Speaker 5: you had any bedroom walls. She remember as well when
Speaker 5: you said, buy the posters from someone like those sort
Speaker 5: of record shops and they have those huge like racks
Speaker 5: all the posters you said, you flick them across and
Speaker 5: then start agetting. There be loads, wouldn't they. Then you
Speaker 5: have to go a seven and then go and get
Speaker 5: that long sort of lightsaber, put it on the count
Speaker 5: and then whack your mates on the bus home about
Speaker 5: it all. And they were expensive. Posters were expensive about that,
Speaker 5: and you have to say your pocket money, and then
Speaker 5: you'd have the cheaper version, which was just something just
Speaker 5: sort of ripped out of TV weeks.
Speaker 4: That was my version, ripped out a blunt magazine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. Well, whenever you could get hold of
Speaker 5: all right, give us school some morning. What were the
Speaker 5: posters on your bedroom wolves nine four one four one
Speaker 5: o four three, Jen, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 6: Yes, I see your Luke Skywalker and I raise you George.
Speaker 5: Michael, I.
Speaker 6: Boy George.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, said we had a narrow down the George's
Speaker 5: of the eighties.
Speaker 4: You don't cut out for a bit, so all we
Speaker 4: held was George George the stanza you.
Speaker 6: No, no, boy George, and yes I used to kiss
Speaker 6: the poster because I had no idea.
Speaker 5: Oh that's fantastic. So you would kiss your poster good
Speaker 5: night before going to night. My wife used to do
Speaker 5: that for Luke Skywalker.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, it's boy George for me, so
Speaker 6: you know, yeah.
Speaker 5: Awesome, Thank you very much, She called Jenny. Have a
Speaker 5: good day. Thanks, thanks, Sonya, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you going.
Speaker 5: I'm good Sonya. So who was on your bedroom wall?
Speaker 13: Well, actually I had a lot of posters, but I
Speaker 13: had one major one on my ceiling, which was my
Speaker 13: hunk of spunk Morton Harket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, study is a very good looking but he was beautiful.
Speaker 13: Yes, and yeah he was on the roof that that
Speaker 13: kept falling down because you know, a strange summertime. You know,
Speaker 13: the blue tech wouldn't work.
Speaker 5: So powerful, produced Morton hark to just peel off the wall.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well heay delanded on me.
Speaker 5: That's how they should tell the weather. So hot you
Speaker 5: couldn't keep Morton wall.
Speaker 4: It's raining. Mortins love that one.
Speaker 5: Checking will Sonia. Thank you very much. You're cool. Thank you, Frank,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good mornitrition Frank, you boy, he was on
Speaker 5: your bedroom wall. What posters did you have, mate.
Speaker 14: From top to tile. I was a married Chriss fan.
Speaker 14: I heard Chiss posters all over the place. And the
Speaker 14: downside of it was my grandfather or my momma. He
Speaker 14: lived down in the Displand area. When he came over
Speaker 14: to stay, I get kicked out of my bed. But
Speaker 14: my grandfather refused to slap my room because of the
Speaker 14: Jane cim Members blood.
Speaker 5: I could understand how that would be a little confronting
Speaker 5: for someone out from the country. You know, basically all
Speaker 5: the painted faces, the tongue staring down at you. It's hard.
Speaker 5: It could easily startled someone a bit elder. That's amazing.
Speaker 5: So was it like a whole wall of kiss you had?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 14: All of kiss had Yeah, mat chiss fan had had
Speaker 14: it all. I was only had to go to the
Speaker 14: concert second eighties, so I was a little bit too young.
Speaker 14: So mom and dad just letting me go crazy with
Speaker 14: the posters.
Speaker 5: Awesome, all right, Frank, thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 5: Do you remember that what Frank has said about when
Speaker 5: relatives would come and stay, you have to give up
Speaker 5: your bed? It would Christmas would be room for me?
Speaker 5: Right If in October my mum would go great news
Speaker 5: your cousins had gone for Christmas, I'd have to give
Speaker 5: up my bed for a nephew. So I'd have a
Speaker 5: really uncomfortable Christmas lying on my own bedroom floor while
Speaker 5: my cousin, my younger cousin, was lording up over me
Speaker 5: on my bed, paying with my ties. Come out, giving
Speaker 5: up your bed.
Speaker 4: I remember how a computer in my room and love
Speaker 4: playing on the computer, and my auntie she needs to
Speaker 4: go to bed, she's in your bedroom.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, worst day as a kid was I have
Speaker 5: to surrender your bed or bedroom? Nine four one four
Speaker 5: one o four three. What were the posters on your
Speaker 5: bedroom wall? Give us a call, Christinnell, Christian O'Connell show,
Speaker 5: what teenage posters did you have on your bedroom wall?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one o four three. We're hearing
Speaker 5: one name along, Samantha Fox. Okay, guys, we hear you.
Speaker 5: We get it. You know Jack's had to google Samantha Fox.
Speaker 5: Clear that internet hissing before we go home today. All right,
Speaker 5: otherwise question is gonna be our sight. What is Jack
Speaker 5: doing during the show? During the songs, there's a text
Speaker 5: there that someone's all some not even good morning team
Speaker 5: that this simply says Samantha Fox on the back of
Speaker 5: the bedroom door, so only noticeable when the door was shut.
Speaker 5: What do you imprison? And then it signed off here
Speaker 5: grant hands free, the hands free, but don't even go there.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to the Matthew good morning, Good
Speaker 5: morning Matthew. Who what posters were on your bed on wall?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 16: I had a weird assimon. I had Gillian Anderson from
Speaker 16: the X File, the rat Pack. That was my favorite.
Speaker 16: It was like a sort of black and white. They
Speaker 16: were all like walking down the street, iconic.
Speaker 5: With the sands in the background each other sands and
Speaker 5: you got Sammy and Dean and Frank. That's an amazing image.
Speaker 14: Yeah it was.
Speaker 16: I had weird taste of music as a teenager. I
Speaker 16: also liked I had a two pack poster YEP and
Speaker 16: six feet Under, which is like a heavy metal band.
Speaker 5: It's like some sort of traveling Wheelbres done a red
Speaker 5: metal crossover where the.
Speaker 2: Rat pack.
Speaker 16: Just you know, as a kid when you're young, influenced
Speaker 16: so easily buy music. You might hear something then you know,
Speaker 16: and I, yeah, I just here's something I'd like it,
Speaker 16: and then you know, obviously the local news agents used
Speaker 16: to have like those massive racks of posters and you
Speaker 16: just flick through them and be like, oh, carve this,
Speaker 16: and you.
Speaker 5: Know, yeah, it was a match of various influences as well.
Speaker 5: That's a great call. Have a great day, uh, Megan,
Speaker 5: good morning, Good morning, Christian, I have you well, thanks
Speaker 5: for going the show. So who was only a bench
Speaker 5: of war mate?
Speaker 1: I had well over one hundred and pictures and posters
Speaker 1: of Nirvana and Kurt.
Speaker 5: Cobain over one hundred, well over one hundred.
Speaker 6: And Whenever I did something wrong as a teenager, my
Speaker 6: dad would send me to fetch a poster so he
Speaker 6: could put it in the bin. But I always take
Speaker 6: him one that I knew I could replace.
Speaker 5: Wow, this is what I knew. I wish I knew
Speaker 5: about this years ago. I could have raised them very differently.
Speaker 5: Go fetch a poster, Go get me a go get
Speaker 5: me a member of one D bring it down here.
Speaker 7: That is what?
Speaker 5: What a punishment? That is something else? And what we
Speaker 5: just tear it up and put it in the bin.
Speaker 5: What a picture of Kurt?
Speaker 16: I got to pick the picture, but effect you, yeah, is.
Speaker 5: It too late to try that one now? With a
Speaker 5: fourteen and sixteen year old? That's Omegan Meghan, Thank you
Speaker 5: very much and cool. I have a good day. Thank you,
Speaker 5: Martin coome morning.
Speaker 14: Go ahead, are yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm good Martin? What was in your bedroom? What were
Speaker 5: the posters.
Speaker 16: The stros dell with spiders and snakes?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, uh, you can't all be into music,
Speaker 5: so just that there's there's no music up there. There's
Speaker 5: there's just the spiders and the snakes, is there.
Speaker 14: I didn't really couldn't afford it buy those things.
Speaker 10: Beck.
Speaker 14: In the seventies a thing called Australian wildlife periods was
Speaker 14: brought it a weekly and that was one of the
Speaker 14: posters in the in the set, So I just stuck.
Speaker 17: That up on the wall.
Speaker 5: That's amazing. If I imagine if you broke into old
Speaker 5: Martin's place here and you saw that drinks get out.
Speaker 17: I'm sixty three and I've still got it.
Speaker 5: You please please take a picture of it and email
Speaker 5: it to me. Okay, I'd love to see that. That's awesome, Marty,
Speaker 5: you killed have a good day.
Speaker 17: You two guys see it.
Speaker 2: Christian Christinconnell, Christian o'connald show podcast Mom's Gone Wild?
Speaker 5: You say, hang on where they put the production? I'm
Speaker 5: on plus starts on forty five. All right, Mom's Gone Wild?
Speaker 5: Have you got a story like Diane and a mum
Speaker 5: being wheeled home drunk in a wheelbow? Nine four one
Speaker 5: four one o four three the best story we get
Speaker 5: about your mum gone wild? In the next twenty minutes,
Speaker 5: one thousand dollars to spend at bing Lee Chris, good morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning guys. How well we're good Chris, and I
Speaker 5: hope you're having a good week as well. Tell us
Speaker 5: about mum going wild?
Speaker 17: No, I was a few years back, moment for a
Speaker 17: girl's weekend away down to the holiday house in Rosebud.
Speaker 17: They went out just a local pub for dinner, had
Speaker 17: a few drinks, Muments designated driver such she didn't drink.
Speaker 17: They were just having fun, giggling, laughing, whatever. So they're
Speaker 17: driving home, they came to a roundabout. Instead of going
Speaker 17: through the roundabout like you normally would, my mom decided
Speaker 17: to go around and around and around and around around
Speaker 17: roundabout up until the point where there was blue and
Speaker 17: red lights flashing. She got pulled over by the cops.
Speaker 18: Now they thought she was drunk, so obviously they tried
Speaker 18: the breathalyzer, but she couldn't stop laughing. All the girls
Speaker 18: were laughing in the back of the car as well,
Speaker 18: So eventually the police threatened her that should be arrested
Speaker 18: if she wouldn't stop laughing and actually do the breathalyzer.
Speaker 5: So did you do it? Chris? What opened.
Speaker 14: Army for her?
Speaker 17: That message finally got across.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, thanks Chris, all right, ask Chris's story and
Speaker 5: it's suddenly uh uh, good morning, good morning, Christian. How
Speaker 5: are you? I'm good? The only what happened to mom?
Speaker 14: Ah?
Speaker 10: So my mum Tina decided to go out with old
Speaker 10: university friends for a concert. She went to go and
Speaker 10: see Bob Marley when he was playing, so they had
Speaker 10: she probably took back a bit too much, and my
Speaker 10: dad got a phone call from the police and wee
Speaker 10: hours of the morning thing can you.
Speaker 12: Come and pick her up? Apparently she had gotten uh
Speaker 12: it's sorry. He had probably had a few too many
Speaker 12: good times and sorry and ended up getting arrested while
Speaker 12: trying to swim away from the police in a fountain.
Speaker 5: Oh well, genius, walk around circ up.
Speaker 12: And my dad never a little of it there.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yeah, leone, thank you very much, your story mate.
Speaker 5: Have a good day, Michael. Oh, we go on. Thanks
Speaker 5: and how I a good buddy and mom go wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm just swinging at my wife, Emma, says
Speaker 1: your mother of our children. We went on a family
Speaker 1: trip of her thirtieth birthday after the air warneries. She
Speaker 1: may have had one or two few too many, So
Speaker 1: on the bus on the way home, she decided it
Speaker 1: was appropriate in front of all the children to mooney
Speaker 1: every car on the way down these links. So that
Speaker 1: was a fun trip home. So when we got home,
Speaker 1: I decided to tell us she had too much and
Speaker 1: send it a bed before the kids and thank you know,
Speaker 1: I hear down the stairs and unfortunately it wasn't the kids.
Speaker 1: It was the Wah. She'd decided to come back and party,
Speaker 1: in Sodom's says and broke a toxic So keep a
Speaker 1: bit of a walk on for her.
Speaker 5: Wait damage the moon?
Speaker 4: You get that moon out?
Speaker 5: Listeners their moons.
Speaker 1: Again, Jack, Well, she couldn't walk the end of the day.
Speaker 1: I mean you could walk for a few days after
Speaker 1: that over so, but that was good.
Speaker 5: We're going to look after moons.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcasts.
Speaker 5: And Stories today fund a few stories about mum's gone
Speaker 5: wild Jackie.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Jackie, welcome to the show. Up you having
Speaker 5: a nice weekend? What happened to your mum?
Speaker 15: We I was nine years old and we were at
Speaker 15: our sports presentation night at the end of the year
Speaker 15: with my sisters and it started to get a little loose,
Speaker 15: and my mum decided to be the ringleader and encourage
Speaker 15: other mothers onto the stage and everybody started to strip.
Speaker 15: And it wasn't the only time it happened.
Speaker 5: This story, This story took a turn real quick. I
Speaker 5: did not see the coming.
Speaker 14: We were forever the children.
Speaker 15: We never lived it down whose Mother's street?
Speaker 5: And take your mom come kicked down down? Wow? Sports
Speaker 5: presentation night, Sports presentation Night.
Speaker 4: And then Jackie, did you say this isn't the only
Speaker 4: time that happened.
Speaker 15: It happened a few years later at the same presentation night.
Speaker 5: What the King came off again? This they had like
Speaker 5: a sick dance movement, a song, and merchandise to sell
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: You know something about giving out those participation trophies? Do
Speaker 4: you want to take off?
Speaker 5: Jackie?
Speaker 15: In twenty years and I am still remembering the night.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, wow, Well you're right. Whatever you do
Speaker 5: at that school, no matter if you're the highest grading
Speaker 5: kind of school, you're still the girl who is mum
Speaker 5: got a kit off stripping mum. Great story, Thank you
Speaker 5: very much. That was brilliant. That's cool, Michael. How are
Speaker 5: we going to give it to?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 4: I think that's why we got mumbled into Michael.
Speaker 5: Michael. Oh, yeah, here he is, he's back.
Speaker 14: Mickey Bye, Hey, hey, harn.
Speaker 5: We know what we're doing on this show. My car's
Speaker 5: mucking around on the old switcher. I call it, Michael.
Speaker 5: You are the winner.
Speaker 1: Oh beautiful, thank you.
Speaker 5: Yes, you're an amazing story about your wife's broken cocksicks.
Speaker 5: That's just one of you. One thousand dollars to spend it,
Speaker 5: bing Lee.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she'll be very appreciative.
Speaker 5: They sell those what case those thera guns, you know,
Speaker 5: and you put it in and it releases the Mayo Fashia.
Speaker 5: I believe fans out there. Yeah, you know, you get
Speaker 5: whatever you want there. One thousand dollars. Spend it bing
Speaker 5: Lee for a mother's dage this weekend. Michael, thank you
Speaker 5: very much.
Speaker 1: Christian, I real appreciate it.
Speaker 5: That's all right. Thanks you cool, have a nice day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you take it.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we make the score run
Speaker 5: even harder for two families by crashing into their cars
Speaker 5: and Jack barking a load of quiz questions out. Then
Speaker 5: we call it school Runnings. If you want to be playing,
Speaker 5: give us a call. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 5: four three. Let's meet the two families this morning. School
Speaker 5: Running in the morning. As always, a winning family stays
Speaker 5: on and they face a new challenging family every Thursday
Speaker 5: morning on School Runnings, the raining champs at the moment
Speaker 5: then Ah has crossed back live to them. The Page family.
Speaker 5: Good morning, the Page family, good morning, good morning. We
Speaker 5: got captain Dad Corey. Yep, Corey, introduce the team playing
Speaker 5: this morning. Who's in the car with you?
Speaker 2: Dad, Ah, there is Josephine, Mom, there is Thomas Tomorrow
Speaker 2: and Tanisha.
Speaker 5: Okay, good luck team Page, Thank you, sir. The spirit
Speaker 5: that is the school run. Yeah, it's actually memories. I
Speaker 5: became a breakfast show DJ the last twenty three years. Yeah,
Speaker 5: oh wow, you know normally on a sort of game
Speaker 5: show on TV that kids. Aren't you happy?
Speaker 4: You're never on the prices rather than ever be like,
Speaker 4: come on down.
Speaker 5: Okay, come, You've got a dad tracking about the seat,
Speaker 5: be nice man, good time to pay? His family are coming.
Speaker 5: There's no cross life to the Paul Corey that he's
Speaker 5: doing his best, he said Dad. I called him and
Speaker 5: just struggling to get through the day. Are we hostally
Speaker 5: playing the Shenton family? Shenton's Hellay? Hi there, okay Shenton family.
Speaker 5: We should have We got mum, Rachel the captain, Good morning, Rachel,
Speaker 5: good morning, Hey going, I'm good Rachel. You excited about
Speaker 5: Mother's Day this weekend? Do you think they've all been
Speaker 5: secretly working on lots of nice cards and presents for him.
Speaker 12: They're all shaking their head.
Speaker 5: Nice, they're trying to kids. Yeah, they've got stuff planned.
Speaker 5: I don't have. Yes, all right, Mum Rachel. I don't
Speaker 5: know why I keep calling you, Mum Rachel. It makes
Speaker 5: no sense. Who's in the car, who's playing, who's on
Speaker 5: the Shenton family team?
Speaker 15: Yep? So we've got Byron, Hayden and Eli.
Speaker 5: Hi. Okay, I'm guessing with that very deep voice that
Speaker 5: Byron Byron is an older teenager who's his voice is broken. Now,
Speaker 5: how old are you? Byron? How old is Byron?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Okay? And hey did he say that? Good morning? Hayden?
Speaker 5: Happy to be playing along, Hado?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah. And we've got Eli and the little brother there,
Speaker 5: six year old Hi. Of course, good to the producers
Speaker 5: if they send in my notes here? Annoying with the brother?
Speaker 5: Is that producer collects notes or any who let's playing
Speaker 5: the game?
Speaker 4: Moving on?
Speaker 5: All right? The way this works, then two questions. You
Speaker 5: get five seconds to discuss it amongst yourself in the
Speaker 5: car that you've got to give us your final answer.
Speaker 5: Quiz masters always Jack post is back in position Jack
Speaker 5: when you're ready. The first question.
Speaker 4: This is for the Page family, in what country would
Speaker 4: you find the colosseum?
Speaker 5: Tough one to begin.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid that's technically incorrect. We're looking for the country.
Speaker 5: Don't be that.
Speaker 4: What the quiz host they pay.
Speaker 5: They're paying for pancake parla vouchers. It's not the million
Speaker 5: doll a hot.
Speaker 4: Seat, half a point, half the point.
Speaker 5: He's so magnanimous Italy, of course, the answer is Italy.
Speaker 5: Page Family, wait for the production.
Speaker 4: Arachnophobia is the fear of what.
Speaker 14: Spiders is correct?
Speaker 5: You're playing the game we've had. This made the five
Speaker 5: seconds we hear a little better cross Team Banta, you know,
Speaker 5: and then we go Spiders.
Speaker 4: One and a half points for the Page family.
Speaker 5: Oh well done, Okay, yes, go back to the old
Speaker 5: Shenton's Hie.
Speaker 4: Good luck Sento's Shenton Family. How many toy story movies
Speaker 4: are there?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 5: You got five seconds from the clop out on this game.
Speaker 5: That's what I said.
Speaker 4: What's your final answer? Three is incorrect? Actually, this four
Speaker 4: toy Story four came out of the last couple of years.
Speaker 4: That one Toy Story four is actually a great film.
Speaker 5: Is that the one where they're going into the big fire? No,
Speaker 5: that's three could have probably had that little chat off,
Speaker 5: what's happened?
Speaker 4: Are we stood on their pumba from the Lion King?
Speaker 4: Is what kind of animal they've gone home? She Shendon's
Speaker 4: did we do them all?
Speaker 8: Then't dropped down?
Speaker 5: But they're not. Oh no, although keeping quiet on the radio,
Speaker 5: you know what you do when you don't know? When
Speaker 5: someone say I want to know you're in the house,
Speaker 5: don't say anything on the radio.
Speaker 4: You'll think we're not here.
Speaker 5: Shendon's we know you're there. Who are going to wake
Speaker 5: this out?
Speaker 4: You got to speak of some The truth is they
Speaker 4: couldn't win anywhere.
Speaker 5: They're true p cake part of oouchers are coming to
Speaker 5: the Page family. Paige O's yes, sto this and next week.
Speaker 5: There's nothing you can get out of this. It's like
Speaker 5: me trying to leave my team. You're stuck into a.
Speaker 4: Very long drawn out podcast design up per year.
Speaker 5: Well done Corey and the reluctant team members. You win.
Speaker 5: This is good news. Actually yeah, he's had a word
Speaker 5: with him. He's had a word with them. Two hundred
Speaker 5: dollars worth of pancake parlor vouchers. They're only about buy
Speaker 5: them for your castmates and their mates. Two hundred dollars
Speaker 5: worth a pancake pile of vouchers coming to team page.
Speaker 5: What then, guys, We'll see you next week. Thank you,
Speaker 5: take care, Bye bye.
Speaker 4: Did the Shendons ever come back?
Speaker 5: Shenons? Shout out to the Shensons. Just let us know
Speaker 5: on a text that you're okay and we're all good there.
Speaker 5: What Happens one of the great show mysteries. It's gonna
Speaker 5: be a podcast series coming very so what happened to
Speaker 5: the Shenton family?
Speaker 4: And next week if you don't want to play, just
Speaker 4: tell us before don't design halfway through the game that
Speaker 4: it's not for you.
Speaker 5: I don't forget guys.
Speaker 2: There were four story the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Some I've been doing the last couple of years where
Speaker 5: it's guaranteed, guaranteed for a mum to have her heart
Speaker 5: swell so much tears and no option. Here's what we do.
Speaker 5: It's called the emotional tear jerker slide show. Photos come.
Speaker 5: They start with the baby photos and then as they
Speaker 5: get older, Mom's getting older. It's the passing of time.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful. And then all of a sudden, right about
Speaker 5: the thirty to forty second mark, a song kicks in
Speaker 5: and when you drop the right song at the right time,
Speaker 5: the eyes moisten. That's just a start of the avalanche
Speaker 5: of tears, happy tears. Tears.
Speaker 4: Is dad crying as well?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but mainly just checking. It's
Speaker 5: all working on cue. You know that the laptop hooked
Speaker 5: up right, you know it's all building to this moment.
Speaker 5: I've been doing this for the last couple of years.
Speaker 5: Satisfaction guaranteed. She's got to pick the right just got
Speaker 5: to pick the right It's gotta pit the right song.
Speaker 5: So you might want to go over a bit, bet
Speaker 5: Middler right. Her powers are strong, Her powers are strong.
Speaker 5: Carry Underwood's got this rue. This is a great song.
Speaker 7: Mama, there's nowhere.
Speaker 5: Here's me in the fils right now. I'm not a mama.
Speaker 5: When she's singing this, I'm a mama is good. It's
Speaker 5: got mama's songs as yours.
Speaker 4: Now does he find they fight me, Jack?
Speaker 5: They fight me tears, John, and again the photos are coming. Birthdays,
Speaker 5: More candles, more candles, the big one. They're big one.
Speaker 5: Josh Groban two words. There's no way you can resist
Speaker 5: this when it comes to the right time. A couple
Speaker 5: of extra songs today because Jackie Boy is doing this
Speaker 5: for the first time ever, and I urge you guys
Speaker 5: do this for your wife or your mum. Make this
Speaker 5: slide show. It doesn't take that much time. Also another parton.
Speaker 4: Oh, I actually under my hand up there because I
Speaker 4: don't have all mum's memories of us as babies digitize
Speaker 4: like your daughters were around getting born when you had
Speaker 4: it all online, so it's all on the cloud. I've
Speaker 4: got to I've gone to mum and Dad's to pick
Speaker 4: up all the old photo albums. So I've lifted twelve
Speaker 4: hefty photo albums back home and now I've got to
Speaker 4: digitize them over the next doing you.
Speaker 5: Going office watching scanning them in with the big Q
Speaker 5: behind you.
Speaker 4: Worse, I've got to use the home scanner printer.
Speaker 5: Oh no, what do you want it on PDF?
Speaker 4: I haven't even codesh No scanner awaits me today?
Speaker 6: That hell.
Speaker 5: A couple of new song flavors, the ones who have
Speaker 5: played so far. Do any of those feel like you
Speaker 5: might want to bring those in?
Speaker 4: I like the Mumma's song. It says what it is
Speaker 4: on the box, like Bett Middler.
Speaker 5: How do you feel about boys to men?
Speaker 10: Like them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What about this bang? No messing? Right, they just come
Speaker 5: straight in with it, hits you between the eyes. There's
Speaker 5: no foreplay. They get straight down to the action. Thank you,
Speaker 5: Boys to Men Again. I'm a mama.
Speaker 4: Doesn't even need creative literally, Mama, I love you.
Speaker 5: Queen, Queen of my Heart. We all heard it, did
Speaker 5: we all feed it? Queen of my Heart? Mamachas on
Speaker 5: the stark, Queen of my Heart. It rights.
Speaker 9: It's like food.
Speaker 5: Food to my soul. Lennon McCartney. Then you know, if
Speaker 5: Lennon was a right, we go, that's a damn good life.
Speaker 5: That's a damn good life.
Speaker 4: We could have written that in an afternoon.
Speaker 5: I don't have that talent. There's no way Boys to
Speaker 5: Men you fit in that one.
Speaker 4: Not as much.
Speaker 5: Who can sing that with the Boys to man? Sorry, guys,
Speaker 5: what about this Backstreet Boys? Perfect fan? You show you
Speaker 5: showed me when I was shock, just how to grow.
Speaker 7: Us to start along with those head because mom, you
Speaker 7: aase were.
Speaker 4: I don't really agree with that lyric though, Mama, When
Speaker 4: I was young. You showed me how to grow. Growing
Speaker 4: is something our bodies just do innately. Oh, mom doesn't
Speaker 4: have to show you how to grow.
Speaker 5: I'm this close to kicking you out of taking you
Speaker 5: to a Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 6: You're not.
Speaker 5: They're going to take query with the Backstreet Boys lyrics?
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Speaker 5: are a stretch. Yeah, I don't know how today this
Speaker 5: might be a bit too much Roman songs. What do
Speaker 5: you know about the Romans? Anyone in this studio? What
Speaker 5: are the Romans invented?
Speaker 3: And they were amazing people, the Romans.
Speaker 5: Then you had to put up a floating shell.
Speaker 3: They did a wheel, didn't they weren't they responsible for
Speaker 3: the wheel?
Speaker 4: I don't think they did the wheel.
Speaker 5: Now. I think the wheels were around them. They sort
Speaker 5: of took a bit further with charits of that, But
Speaker 5: don't think they invented the wheel.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: I know that they gave the world archways, the newspaper
Speaker 5: aqueducts aqueducts as well. We are archways with trumping water
Speaker 5: over that. And I know they also ca enter the
Speaker 5: post mainly yeah really yeah, passed sort of laws and
Speaker 5: scripts to each other and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and how how if they could see the modern
Speaker 4: day Post and Australia posts not delivering air package.
Speaker 5: Miss card Caesar would spin in his grape right now,
Speaker 5: this is not hell met to be all right? So
Speaker 5: Roman songs for Caesar, jolly goodfellow, jolly good fellow together
Speaker 5: now thank you. Cistines are doing it for themselves. Silver
Speaker 5: Bacchus in the USSR is the ancient god of wine.
Speaker 4: Civil plus fair enough.
Speaker 5: Uh, Tiberius, just Tiberius instead of just a two of us.
Speaker 5: Just type periods, like I said, a stretch you you've.
Speaker 4: Got in the deeper well obviously of researching the famous
Speaker 4: Romans than I did beat Well of no Gold.
Speaker 5: We love the song, hey Jude, don't. Yeah, we love that.
Speaker 5: What about Hadrian juice? On the Roman aulners built that
Speaker 5: massive wall to keep the Scots out in England? Hadrian Jude?
Speaker 5: He Drian dude, thank you? Here comes to Sundial, thank you,
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Speaker 4: Sivil plus.
Speaker 5: Okay, Jade, what have you got Roman songs?
Speaker 4: We all live in a yellow Byzantine yellow bus and tell.
Speaker 5: The period very very good a for smarts, go, I
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Speaker 4: For the next one, you have to know that the
Speaker 4: Romans invented plumbing, little plumber boy, Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 5: These are a stretch bronze.
Speaker 2: I'm not the.
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Speaker 5: us out.
Speaker 4: Apologies to boy Georgia and to the Romans, and to and.
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Speaker 5: All right. They've done a hell a lot better than
Speaker 5: you and I did. Roman songs I Caesar, I Caesar,
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Speaker 4: Yeah? But zeus is us?
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