Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Gooday, guys, welcome to the podcast. It's one of the
Speaker 2: two Mitches here with you today, Mitch Coombs. That is,
Speaker 2: I'm doing a bit of a best bits episode for
Speaker 2: you today. I know we only usually do this at
Speaker 2: the end of every season of the podcast, but we're
Speaker 2: on a bit of an Easter break at the moment.
Speaker 2: You might have seen on Instagram Mitch Cherry having a
Speaker 2: gay old time up in Queensland, and I thought, Baggert,
Speaker 2: I've got nothing better to do. I'll whit together a
Speaker 2: quick best Bits episode for you guys, because I know
Speaker 2: some people are in the habit of listening, you know,
Speaker 2: every Monday. They've welcomed us into their routine. For God's sake,
Speaker 2: I can't just leave them hanging with nothing to listen to.
Speaker 2: So we're going to be taking a bit of a
Speaker 2: listen to some of the best bits from the show
Speaker 2: so far this year. I want to kick it off
Speaker 2: with Dot Wiggins, Mitch's alter ego. This is her first
Speaker 2: appearance on the podcast for twenty twenty one. We're doing
Speaker 2: the show from my bedroom at the time, and this
Speaker 2: was my iGEM for the week.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You love to live in a retirement home? Not now?
Speaker 3: Not now?
Speaker 2: No, I mean now, I'm ready thinking about it.
Speaker 3: They have pretty cool facilities. We've been through quite a
Speaker 3: few in your time, I have, I have. Are we
Speaker 3: talking village or like a home?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so nursing homes. I'm pretty sure that's where. It's
Speaker 2: basically just a long hallway with a bunch of bed
Speaker 2: that's kind of hospital esque. I don't mean that, I
Speaker 2: mean like it's almost like a resort. Everyone's got their
Speaker 2: own little unit and the car port. You've still got
Speaker 2: all the perks of, like having the nurses checking them
Speaker 2: on your stuff. But I've realized that that's actually where
Speaker 2: I would thrive, that would actually suit my lifestyle right
Speaker 2: now perfectly, because you know, I've been spending the last
Speaker 2: couple of weeks on sick leave after my appendix removal,
Speaker 2: and as much as I love my independence and I don't,
Speaker 2: I at this point, I'm just like, I can't imagine
Speaker 2: having a partner or dating someone having someone around all
Speaker 2: the time. As much as I love my independence, I'm like, God,
Speaker 2: sometimes I just really want someone to look after me.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of doing everything myself. I just want to
Speaker 2: kick back and have a nurse wipe my arm, like
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like I just don't want
Speaker 2: to do everything right. And so I was watching this
Speaker 2: TV show. Have you heard of the End? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard of it. I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: It's on Foxteel and it's like an Australian one, and
Speaker 2: it had that cliche storyline of where the grandmother gets
Speaker 2: so upset. I can't believe you're putting me into a home.
Speaker 3: Classic I'm you know, I'm I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sort of thing, and I'm like, you shut
Speaker 2: your mouth. It looks awesome. They had like craft club,
Speaker 2: they had like all these activities and things that relied
Speaker 2: me of O week when I was joining every and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm so ready for that because you've
Speaker 2: still got the independence. It was like your own little villa.
Speaker 2: But then you've got other people looking after you, and
Speaker 2: there's a sense of community. You've got the clubs and
Speaker 2: you've got fucking school kids coming to sing your Christmas
Speaker 2: carols and shit, I'm so down for that. I'm red deep.
Speaker 3: But so you have your own house essentially on the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm sure there's other setups like that they look.
Speaker 3: Price it's reality. This isn't scripted reality.
Speaker 2: It's a no, it's not a reality show. It's it's
Speaker 2: a drama. It's Oh, by the way, this is another Oh.
Speaker 2: She used to be on play School. I remember her
Speaker 2: from that, which is why it was quite confronting to
Speaker 2: see her tits Like there's four in lesbian scenes with
Speaker 2: Nony Hazel from play School, she spends the whole time
Speaker 2: fucked up, like she's blazed, like getting stoned by the
Speaker 2: pool making love. Is an old lady lesbian and I
Speaker 2: was just like, that's that's who I meant to be,
Speaker 2: not when I'm old.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I'm ready. The thing is I read an
Speaker 3: expose a about the truth in nursing homes, the truth
Speaker 3: about sex and STI the aging population want to remain active.
Speaker 3: The highest rate of STIs in Australia above teens and
Speaker 3: youth is in retirement homes. Really, they're all rood in
Speaker 3: each other silly, Wow, Why would they not? You know,
Speaker 3: their life partners have probably deceased or in a vegitative state. Yes,
Speaker 3: you can't consent if you're a cabbage. So they're all
Speaker 3: sleeping with each other but they all don't care about
Speaker 3: the ramifications, aren't using protection, so they're all getting STDs.
Speaker 2: That's wild. Yeah, yeah, I feel like nursing homes they're
Speaker 2: a bit they're a bit different to retirement villages. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to glorify nursing homes too much because
Speaker 2: I've heard some I remember seeing some like seven thirty
Speaker 2: report about like nursing staff who are like a bit
Speaker 2: too rough and like the old people get bruised and TTV. Yeah,
Speaker 2: stuff like that. And one of my friends worked in
Speaker 2: a nursing home and she couldn't do it anymore because
Speaker 2: she was like, like they just kept dying. I'd get
Speaker 2: attached and like, I feel like that part wouldn't be fun,
Speaker 2: all me mates around me carking it. But the retirement
Speaker 2: village situation, yeah, I reckon, I'm ready for that.
Speaker 3: Also, shout out to HK workers. That's a tough gig,
Speaker 3: especially the dementia ward. I mean, I've been in there,
Speaker 3: and oh my god, it's hard to shout out.
Speaker 2: You do an incredible job, which actually further emphasizes my argument.
Speaker 2: Why not make your life easier as an aged care
Speaker 2: worker by opening it up to young people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you could entertain them. You could put on
Speaker 3: little shows. You could teach you how to TikTok. You'd
Speaker 3: have to pretend you're straight, but they probably think you're
Speaker 3: a woman. To be honest, I could teach some could
Speaker 3: teach bars, and I could do clowning exercises with them.
Speaker 3: Should we call one?
Speaker 2: I was hoping you would.
Speaker 3: Should we call I could call on as top Wiggans.
Speaker 2: And see if he hasn't actually made an appearance in
Speaker 2: season three of this podcast.
Speaker 3: You're able to.
Speaker 2: No, don't do this, she's here. I hate it when
Speaker 2: you do this part the alter ego. I prefer it
Speaker 2: when you just make the call and become.
Speaker 3: Dot that she's tripped over. I'll go get her.
Speaker 2: When he pretends she's in the room and they're different people,
Speaker 2: just own it. It's you. Why are you tapping?
Speaker 3: That was her walking? Come to the microphone? Here's this one.
Speaker 3: There's bedroom smells. I know the bedpan underneath. Hello, Hi dos,
Speaker 3: how are you? Poor boy? This boy's right? Is a boy?
Speaker 3: How are you dear?
Speaker 2: I'm good? I was just can you can you call
Speaker 2: a retirement village and find out? Actually, I think first
Speaker 2: and foremost you should find out do you need to
Speaker 2: be able to live there?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Can I apply? Is there an age limit? And then
Speaker 2: also like what facilities do they have? And what I'm
Speaker 2: signing up for? What do they have a pool? They
Speaker 2: have a mezzanine bar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just found a number for one.
Speaker 2: Jenna, are you showing initiative? I don't even ask you
Speaker 2: to google that. Well, I'm very interested in this, and
Speaker 2: I want to not I.
Speaker 3: Thought you were a statue, didn't talking?
Speaker 2: Maybe if Jenna and I pretend we're an elderly couple,
Speaker 2: we can moving together.
Speaker 3: With that voice that throws off understand call it? Call it.
Speaker 4: Like, can't?
Speaker 3: This is Teresa, good afternoon, Trenath. The MANA is dot Wiggans.
Speaker 3: How are you sorry? Dot Wiggans? A d o t Wiggans.
Speaker 4: I've got I got I got it, Dot Sorry, I
Speaker 4: just didn't get it first time around.
Speaker 3: No, no, no issue. A very good fairyfusing name. Sometimes
Speaker 3: people they do. Some of the people say Diana, and
Speaker 3: I'd love to be Diana.
Speaker 2: She was beautiful.
Speaker 3: But I'll bet I have a few questions in regards
Speaker 3: to the facility.
Speaker 4: How can I help you?
Speaker 3: Do you have a pool?
Speaker 4: We had two pool oh.
Speaker 3: My, you know you used to be good friends with
Speaker 3: Dawn Fraser bless her soul in the swimmer and I
Speaker 3: used to swim with her. And I think I have
Speaker 3: never had a pool in my whole life. So that
Speaker 3: that checks off on the list in regards to we have.
Speaker 4: An indoor pool and we have an outdoor pool.
Speaker 3: You had me at indoor and how exciting is there
Speaker 3: a drinking bar for drink?
Speaker 4: How could we have a resort without having a drinking bar?
Speaker 3: This is going very well. Maybe a sport equipment or
Speaker 3: I've heard of zoom zoombra or zoom zoomba, or a
Speaker 3: gym facility.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we have we have a we have a
Speaker 4: fully equipped gym. We have we have an aerobic room
Speaker 4: where they do yoga and I think it's pilarates or
Speaker 4: like like a pilarates kind of flash aerobic aerobic. We
Speaker 4: have water aerobic in the indoor poll. So at the moment,
Speaker 4: our bar every Friday night hour, yes, every second Friday night.
Speaker 4: We have a dinner night or a meal night, however
Speaker 4: you like to call that.
Speaker 3: If you ask me.
Speaker 4: What they what they? What the current caterer does is
Speaker 4: on dinner night, she does a full menu, and then
Speaker 4: on the non and on the non dinner night she
Speaker 4: will do a takeaway menu. Oh my goodness, me a
Speaker 4: lot of people buy a couple of those takeaway meals
Speaker 4: and freeze them for the way.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, that sounds absolutely lush. Well, I appreciate, I
Speaker 3: appreciate all the facts. This is great to know, Andy
Speaker 3: very who Sorry, sorry, my cat has just coming in
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 4: But we have lots of other lots and lots and
Speaker 4: lots and lots of other activities throughout the week. There's
Speaker 4: card planes, there's table tennis, there's craft sessions. They do
Speaker 4: boring lessons. My dear, my name's Teresa dot who terresas.
Speaker 3: Got it, dear, thank you. I appreciate that question though.
Speaker 3: What is the age limit for your sort of your grounds?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you need to be forty five years plus
Speaker 4: and you need to have no children living with you.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, I've sort of inquiring. My gay little grandson
Speaker 3: twenty five years old would have loved to give you
Speaker 3: his business.
Speaker 4: Anyway, forty five and over. Yeah, so you need to
Speaker 4: be forty five goodness?
Speaker 3: Mean, all right, well, you know what, I.
Speaker 4: Will come and visits.
Speaker 3: I'll come and check it. Out and I'll meet you
Speaker 3: at that why you're talking about all right, I've got
Speaker 3: everything I need to know. You've been above and beyond.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, dear, thank you. Well, if you'd like
Speaker 4: to come and have a look at the village, let
Speaker 4: us know. We'll give you a bit of a guided
Speaker 4: tour and take it from there.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I appreciate my love.
Speaker 4: You're welcome, ard take care, bye bye.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm shattered. Oh it would have been my perfect
Speaker 2: class style. There was bloody pink craft.
Speaker 3: Oh she was really selling it.
Speaker 2: Aerobic aerobic pilates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two poles, indoor and indoor and outdoor.
Speaker 2: It's fine, I'll just continue to rotten in my apartment.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of mitches?
Speaker 2: All right? Now, I want to throw it back to
Speaker 2: our last episode of season two last year. This was
Speaker 2: the episode with Jenna in the coffin and fun fact
Speaker 2: that has gone on to become our most listened to
Speaker 2: episode ever. So obviously that episode was going to get
Speaker 2: a look in when it comes to the best bits.
Speaker 2: This was the first time we kicked off our brand
Speaker 2: new segment, TikTok School. TikTok School is where I challenge
Speaker 2: you to do a bunch of things that I've seen
Speaker 2: on the internet, TikTok in particular, because I've always said
Speaker 2: to you, Mitch, if you weren't so lazy, you could
Speaker 2: be a TikTok star.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do say that quite often.
Speaker 2: So Jenny and I have found a bunch of TikTok
Speaker 2: challenges that we want you to attempt to give you
Speaker 2: some inspiration. See if you can perhaps make this a
Speaker 2: hobby of yours. Jenny's in a coffin right now.
Speaker 3: Can you knock on the wall or something that's an
Speaker 3: audio medium? People just think you're in a plastic bag.
Speaker 2: Yes, we we granted her her wish. She wanted to
Speaker 2: do a show from a coffin, so we made it happen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to be the one that actually does
Speaker 2: these challenges.
Speaker 3: That's okay, that's few with them. What's the first one?
Speaker 2: I'm excited the first one. I've got three for you today.
Speaker 2: The first one was started by a chit called Maria
Speaker 2: McFly where she was talking without opening her mouth, so
Speaker 2: she was showing off her hidden talents, and I reckon
Speaker 2: you'll be able to do it too, So take a
Speaker 2: listen to her attempt.
Speaker 1: Here yourself.
Speaker 3: There's no child stuck anywhere, right, that's just so.
Speaker 2: Her lips never ever open, So it's kind of like, hm,
Speaker 2: but I can't do it very well. She can really
Speaker 2: enunciate each word.
Speaker 3: I think I can do this.
Speaker 2: Go and give it a crack. Do you have to
Speaker 2: film yourself? That's the idea?
Speaker 3: Oh shit on TikTok?
Speaker 2: Now just fill it on your normal phone, all right?
Speaker 3: And do I have to do a setup?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 2: Everyone, No, it's not a radio show. No, you just start.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, started to film? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: Beddy Daddy, I'm take it alone that I can't get
Speaker 5: all got brilliant.
Speaker 2: Do it again, but turn your mic up a bit louder.
Speaker 6: Okay, Ernie Daddy, I'm taken alutle that I can't Oh
Speaker 6: my god, wow, Seashell Sea shall buy the Sea Cell.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, that is one of the weirdes things I've
Speaker 2: ever witnessed. Oh sorry, what else.
Speaker 3: Is it? You can't do peace? I need a sentence
Speaker 3: without any plosives, to be honest.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought Jenna was going to sound like
Speaker 2: in the coffin. But the acoustics are quite good. That's
Speaker 2: what we spec Okay, So why don't you say it's
Speaker 2: something we've noticed, it's something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: It's something something.
Speaker 2: It's terrifying.
Speaker 3: I sound like a Disney cartoon dog.
Speaker 2: Like your your neck fat definitely does a bit of
Speaker 2: a ribbit sort of thing when you have to do.
Speaker 3: I don't like the air coming through. Wonder if I can.
Speaker 2: Block your nose?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, wow, like an animated dog.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it sounds like. It sounds like
Speaker 2: I'm standing, I'm lining up out the front of a
Speaker 2: nightclub and I can hear the muffled music inside.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, sing something that's good.
Speaker 2: Terrified? Wow? All right, you succeeded with that one.
Speaker 3: Well I will be a viral star. I'll send you
Speaker 3: that video. Can you send to the Arctic? You can
Speaker 3: get me the cash isn't how it works. You just
Speaker 3: text it to him and go.
Speaker 2: You have a good track record of making it viral.
Speaker 2: So let's baby step enough. This next one is a
Speaker 2: cake cutting hack that's gone viral. So instead of cutting
Speaker 2: it into slices, people just scoop up a piece of
Speaker 2: cake with a wine glass.
Speaker 3: How so do you mean this is a good one.
Speaker 2: So the cake just gets left with this round portion
Speaker 2: cut out of it, kind of like a cookie cutter.
Speaker 2: Oh so rather than slicing it, yeah, you just kind
Speaker 2: of scoop it up, and.
Speaker 3: Then I guess you can sort of just give everyone
Speaker 3: their own cups and they eat it out of a cup. Correct.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna have to polish off these wines of
Speaker 2: mine and Jenners because we need empty cups.
Speaker 3: Have you finish your almost there?
Speaker 2: So I'm going to be so drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah we have. Oh, he's just down to it. Oh,
Speaker 3: dear Dyln, Oh, you'll be in the body coffin before
Speaker 3: we know it. We have audio right for this with
Speaker 3: this challenge.
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's very visual. So fat couple of miches
Speaker 2: where you can find them. You're going to film the
Speaker 2: whole thing. Make sure you film on your phone in
Speaker 2: one hand yep, because that's how all the other videos look.
Speaker 2: All right, here's your cake, so.
Speaker 3: It's just a classic wall Is no coals, coals mud cakes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 3: Jenna's c you can do you want to film, I'm
Speaker 3: going to peel off the paper, the brown paper here.
Speaker 3: Canna give us an update? How you doing in there? No,
Speaker 3: go on, wood? Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it getting hot and stuffy in there?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know it's okay?
Speaker 3: Is it padded? Jenna?
Speaker 7: Can?
Speaker 3: Are you leaning on a side or are your arms
Speaker 3: crossed like your corpse?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: There they were crossed, but now they're just down by
Speaker 2: my side. But it's got a nice pillows. Make sure
Speaker 2: you don't dig the chipped glass into the cake. I
Speaker 2: don't want shards or through the cake.
Speaker 3: All Right, you film there so I don't need to go.
Speaker 2: There's no fetter.
Speaker 3: I'm not even joking. I'm wired to do it, all right.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna I've got the cake in front of
Speaker 3: me everyone, I've got one glass and I'm going to
Speaker 3: shakunkit like that like a cookie cutter. Alright, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do one, two three all right? I get ready
Speaker 3: TikTok music. Yeah, there's only for the podcast. Is are
Speaker 3: we ready? Three?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 3: One? Let's go. Oh it's a bit messy.
Speaker 2: I wish I could say.
Speaker 3: That's a dirty rim which has been told that before?
Speaker 2: Well too, I'm very responsible. It's kind of working.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a bit of rose on this mud.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if we had more than wow and so
Speaker 2: they say that that's the perfect portion. Really, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what all the videos are saying. And to be honest,
Speaker 2: I think they're right.
Speaker 3: Did a fat person say that? Wow? I think that's
Speaker 3: a success.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if only we had more cups because he meant
Speaker 2: to do it until the cake's finished.
Speaker 3: I can eat it really quickly if I want this
Speaker 3: big one, Jenna on some cake in your coffin. It
Speaker 3: is this show.
Speaker 2: It's screwed, shut unscrew it. So that one was another success.
Speaker 3: That was my favorite.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the last TikTok challenge I want to get
Speaker 2: you to do. It's called Hey quick Question. It was
Speaker 2: started by a guy called Stephen Glandsberg.
Speaker 3: Thanks Steven.
Speaker 2: His TikTok name is hypocritical Amus. Oh yeah, let's not
Speaker 2: dwell on that. How it worked is you call someone
Speaker 2: and you basically just keep fumbling on your words and
Speaker 2: never get to the point. You just keep going and
Speaker 2: then see how long it takes the person on the
Speaker 2: phone to crack take a listen.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, Hey quick question. Yep.
Speaker 7: Hey, so I was thinking with with you know, we're
Speaker 7: kind of looking at you know, with you know, if
Speaker 7: you remember dating back a couple. You know, with a couple,
Speaker 7: there's there was at one point at least and you know,
Speaker 7: I've never really there was at least, you know, I've
Speaker 7: never there's I guess when I when I really sit
Speaker 7: down and think about it, and you know, with you know,
Speaker 7: Easter everything, there's there's no I've never.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is just meant for me, isn't it? Just Yeah?
Speaker 2: So back in episode fifty one, you might recall that
Speaker 2: you called mine and Jenna's boss, no, the head of
Speaker 2: the digital department, And so I'm thinking, just to make
Speaker 2: it even, you call the big boss dB, the.
Speaker 3: Head of No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Yes you are, Oh hello, I'm the one that said,
Speaker 2: don't you dare call my boss Kieran, that's inappropriate. And
Speaker 2: now here we are in the same scenario and you're
Speaker 2: going no, yeah, but.
Speaker 3: This is a big boss of the radio station. And
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I'm too nervous, not anyone but him.
Speaker 2: I knew he would stumble at the last hurdle, Jenna,
Speaker 2: anyone I would have such a great succession rate in
Speaker 2: TikTok school.
Speaker 3: But now, but he's going to know it's coming off
Speaker 3: your phone. I'll turn the call idea, but then he went, well, hey,
Speaker 3: it's me.
Speaker 2: He's the boss. He has to answer you go dB,
Speaker 2: the big boss of Kiss. I'd rather you do it
Speaker 2: off your phone though, so he knows it's you calling shit.
Speaker 3: Where is it?
Speaker 2: How do you get over here?
Speaker 3: You filmed with that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your phone is so disgusting. It's a
Speaker 2: greasy fingerprints all over us.
Speaker 3: Because I was perspiring at the funeral, very anxious. Oh
Speaker 3: dearing me. I don't think I can.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can.
Speaker 2: I believe in you, me too.
Speaker 3: This is this is a lot shit.
Speaker 2: I've never seen Mitch this nervous before.
Speaker 3: He's my boss. He's given me the radio show.
Speaker 2: He's not going to take it off you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I imagine that.
Speaker 2: He's literally he's Kyle and Jackie Oh's boss. He understands it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to fuck around a bit to make
Speaker 2: good content.
Speaker 3: Mitch, you made a viral video, mate, you're fired.
Speaker 2: Imagine let's ring. So this is the Hay Quick Question
Speaker 2: Challenge started by Hypocritical on TikTok.
Speaker 3: He we are on Speak and I got to start
Speaker 3: with hey quick question, Yes, hey, quick question. I'm just
Speaker 3: wondering if you have been across the with a quick
Speaker 3: turnaround that we were given the time frame between well
Speaker 3: I don't know if Kathy's told you or not, but
Speaker 3: between the left and the right, and I don't know
Speaker 3: how to say it, but no one really knows where
Speaker 3: to go left or right or And if you are
Speaker 3: okay with everything that happened at Branch on Friday, I'm
Speaker 3: okay to sort of make it confirmed to go ahead
Speaker 3: if you know what I mean. But I understand if
Speaker 3: you don't, because last time you didn't, it was like,
Speaker 3: what where do we even go from here? But I
Speaker 3: think we just continue moving forward with everything that we
Speaker 3: have in front of us about yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So I think if we just go north and then around,
Speaker 3: I reckon, we'll get to the camp site pretty much
Speaker 3: on time, and then we'll just sort of hang for
Speaker 3: a bit. If you're okay with everything I'm sort of
Speaker 3: putting forward, but all good. If I'm thinking you're not
Speaker 3: sort of ready, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: All right, Well I'll put it. I'll put it all
Speaker 3: forward and then and i'll put it in writing, and
Speaker 3: then if you want it digitally, I can get it
Speaker 3: there and then we'll.
Speaker 5: Just yeah, I'll look forward to reading it.
Speaker 3: Let's put it in writing so then I could sign
Speaker 3: off on it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, just
Speaker 3: like you signed off on it. Was it was last month.
Speaker 3: I think the sign off happened for the original file,
Speaker 3: which I don't believe I got a hold of, which
Speaker 3: sort of came to Susie then to me and it
Speaker 3: bounced around for a bit, similar to what happened in
Speaker 3: Europe back in O seven. But yeah, I'm all good.
Speaker 3: If you're all good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not good man. I won't comment.
Speaker 3: I'm filming a TikTok I got. Yeah, you're in the pool,
Speaker 3: aren't you. Now you call your boss and that your
Speaker 3: ramble and you don't actually get to the point. It's
Speaker 3: meant to be very funny. This will go viral whatever,
Speaker 3: All right, bye, deeps Boke.
Speaker 2: Thanks dB.
Speaker 3: Wow he was fine.
Speaker 2: I told you. He figured out what was going on.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is content. He started rolling with it.
Speaker 3: How was the rambling? Was it all right? Did I pass?
Speaker 2: It made zero sense? Which is exactly what way?
Speaker 3: Oh? I love TikTok school. He nailed it. When's lunch?
Speaker 2: All right? If you guys want to send us any
Speaker 2: TikTok challenges you want Mitch to do in the new
Speaker 2: year at couple of mitches on TikTok. That's actually tigers
Speaker 2: than anything you reckon Mitch should attempt.
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Speaker 2: All right, I wanted to finish up this Best Bits
Speaker 2: episode with a mispronunciation. You guys know that that's kind
Speaker 2: of our thing. We love taking the piss out of
Speaker 2: a mispronunciation, and Mitch Cherry brought this one to the table.
Speaker 3: This is said by the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom,
Speaker 3: Boris Johnson, who's very Republican and we do not like him.
Speaker 3: Doesn't like our type anyway.
Speaker 2: What do you mean our type? Mitchell handsome?
Speaker 3: He was on radio in the UK, funnily enough, when
Speaker 3: this conversation about food came up and the host asked
Speaker 3: him if you'd tried any vegan foods. That's when this
Speaker 3: blunder happened. I've also eaten vegan sausage rolls. Are you
Speaker 3: have you eaten?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 3: But it's meant to be a monster hit for that
Speaker 3: bag chairs Vegan began Vegan.
Speaker 2: He sounded a repulse. He's like, I have tried begain roll.
Speaker 3: He had to take a pause in the middle of it. Vegan, vegan.
Speaker 3: He announces it like that, no idea, And I haven't
Speaker 3: strongly about something since I saw that interview with Harry
Speaker 3: and Me again, No, I haven't, honestly haven't.
Speaker 2: I was just used and I was like, so, who
Speaker 2: are you voting for in the federal election.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about what. I'm a good one. Not. No,
Speaker 3: he is terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't vote him in again? Okay, no, I can. No.
Speaker 2: You know what my guilty pleasure is. You get two
Speaker 2: bits of bread, you butter it, m hm. You put
Speaker 2: some tomato, sawce you love that, and then you slap
Speaker 2: some devan devan and tomato. I thought sandwiches.
Speaker 3: Couldn't agree more. I can't get that to my grandmother
Speaker 3: because she when she eats sandwiches, you know, because she's
Speaker 3: getting up there, she tends to choke on her food,
Speaker 3: you know, and which is awful. And it's such an
Speaker 3: awful thing to be in the room if someone who's choking.
Speaker 3: I don't give to my nand because then she chokes
Speaker 3: and she'll have dying and then you know she wind
Speaker 3: up in heaven. That was a great story. Thank you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: That's a great story.
Speaker 3: Jenna grandmother choked today.
Speaker 2: My grandmother, great storyteller.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. I've been told that before, not old.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know what we were thinking the day
Speaker 2: that we decided to invite Jenna bent Sand to the team.
Speaker 1: Ha ha.
Speaker 3: As soon as you suggested, I said, that will have
Speaker 3: a no question, We'll take it.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 3: Can you actually, Jenna? I think Jenna's very hard to impersonate,
Speaker 3: But why don't you give give a go at your
Speaker 3: best Jenner impression?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's what's the common Jenna expression.
Speaker 3: I don't know a lot of aggression often oftentimes often
Speaker 3: comes with a weapon. We're really going on, that's going
Speaker 3: on to eleven minutes. We really should I was.
Speaker 2: About to say a lot that was funny, trying to
Speaker 2: think of a way to weave it into a sentence.
Speaker 2: So I's going to say I was really really thrown.
Speaker 2: When they move Neighbors from channel ten to eleven, I
Speaker 2: had to retune my.
Speaker 3: Set top box. I agree. You know, I'm worried about COVID.
Speaker 3: I know what it's going to do. To people in
Speaker 3: the economy. Yeah, my uncle thinks we're heading into a recession.
Speaker 2: Your uncle sounds like a bit of a carrying.
Speaker 3: Lesbians. God, one more time, just to get the jo
Speaker 3: I'm also eaten sausage rolls. Not that it's meant to
Speaker 3: be a monster hit for that chair, So stupid, Mitchell's
Speaker 3: your Sorry, we really need to move on. But hell,
Speaker 3: here's your depression.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a fucking loaded question, she said, A load
Speaker 2: in question? What an expression? All right, guys, there's a
Speaker 2: couple of bits of bullshit from the show. We'll be
Speaker 2: back next Monday with another brand new episode, and let
Speaker 2: me just say, we've got a lot of things to
Speaker 2: catch up on from the Easter break.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: But in the meantime, we'll be chatting away in our
Speaker 2: Facebook group like always. That's called Enduring Idiots, So make
Speaker 2: sure you join the group if you haven't already, and
Speaker 2: we'll catch you back on the podcast next week. For babe,
Speaker 2: is it just me?
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