WEBVTT - #158: Pilates & Yoghurt 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:03.200 Is it just. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.720 Postood back a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:11.760 Hell yeah, yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:14.200 young adults. Would you rather sit on a cake and 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:15.520 eat a dick? Or sit on a dick and eat 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.080 a cake? Sit on a dick and eat a cake? 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.159 Absolutely? If you sit on the cake, you ruin it. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:20.280 Do you think I'd have a waste a cake? 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:30.520 By sit Nouri and Mitchell coups Well, hello you? Hello? Yeah? 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:30.960 Hello? 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:32.159 How are we? 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:33.760 Oh fantastic? How are you? Mitchell? 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:36.440 I'm bloody knackered, but we're soldiering on. I'll be right 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.240 O me too. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:41.280 Oh I feel like a nap I'd love that. Oh 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.199 I just love to watch like a nice four to 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:47.960 seven minute pornhub video, do my dirty work and nap 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:48.360 it off. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.960 Do you actually watch pornhub videos intently or do you 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.720 scrub through like scroll through it? 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:57.000 Oh? Good point. It depends. If they're plot heavy, I 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.240 skip the plot and then sometimes I miss things, and 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.520 then they're in a doctor surgery. I'm like they started 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.440 in a bedroom. Did he find an hemorrhoid? Halfway through? 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:06.640 So I do go back? But no, if it's just 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.600 like an amateur porn I skipped to the good bit. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:10.759 Yeah, like, oh no, I don't like that position. I'll 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.120 skip forward and see if it changes. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.680 And they always do, They always change. They do so 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:18.759 many positions. It's enhorting. It's not my real life. How 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.280 are you? How have you been whilere? You so tired? 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:21.560 We're back from Bogan Gate. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:23.920 Yeah. I was supposed to be going back to the 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.840 farm to like rest and restore, but then I ended 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.240 up more busy than I would have been if I 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.440 was actually here in Sydney. I ended up making all 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.920 those videos of me running the farm, which was fun, 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.080 it was good. But yeah, now I'm exhauted. I saw 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.240 that if I never look at a computer screen ever again, 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:43.360 I'd be quite thrilled. But alas, I have to edit 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:44.039 this podcast. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.680 Oh sorry. You also did make our bar video, which 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.400 is available now everyone. I had you all barred up 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.720 Mitch's bar class. We took me and Jenny to his 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.000 bar class as part of our hobby hunt. That video 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:57.760 did so well, so unflattering of me in many different ways, 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.000 including me divulging that my penis was inverted, which it 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.760 actually was at one point, but. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:03.880 Then't really he said that. 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:05.760 Now you know what, like you kind of like do 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:08.400 so much groin work that yeah, it just goes nap. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.400 I'm protecting myself. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.400 You know. Sometimes I just forget that my peen is 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.320 there when I'm in the middle of a fitness class. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.840 But then there'll be certain positions I do where I'm like, oh, 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.760 bulge who okay, yes, might just untuck my wedgy a bit. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.920 Oh my god. Happens all the time, especially meet the gym, 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.160 Like my my shorts are right up. I'm like, yeah, 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:27.280 he's dick out at the gym. And some of the 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:29.120 bros love it. Like at the gym that I go to, 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:31.600 they know that they're I thought. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.920 You said it was a mostly straight gym. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:37.799 Yeah, straight bros. Yeah, yeah, and they love it. Yeah 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:38.840 no they don't love me. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:43.359 Oh no, no, no, that's what I was like, Sure, okay, no, they. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.440 Love that they know everyone's looking straight by. I also 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.920 today went to the gym and I was like, a 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.120 ringtail possum family has died in this bag and I'd 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.880 left my sweattail in there and it had just it 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:59.240 had brewed. It was awful, and I trained with it, 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.400 and my trainer was like, this, you actually need to get. 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.720 Rid of it. Can I tell you something really gross? 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:04.320 Tell me? 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.400 And I can't believe I'm saying this, But one time 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.200 I went to a class and pilates. Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.440 and I had my gym bag on my back. I 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.480 chucked a towel in, chucked my drink bottle in because 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.320 I was running a bit late. And then when I 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.440 got there, I went to pull everything out, and I 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:23.680 realized that I'd put my comrag in there. Oh, Mitchell, 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.920 in stead of my normal gym towel. But chill, whoops. 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:28.680 Oh did you use it? 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.560 No, of course not. I just went taul free that 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.240 class you it. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.040 Would have done. It would have rehydrated. Come, you would 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.600 have wiped your face with a crusty cumrag. You would 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.840 have had your kids on your face. 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:44.240 Yah. Oh no, yes, I double check your jim tail. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.680 PSA from US ladies. Well, welcome to the show. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:48.840 This is is it just me? 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.360 It's your first time listening. Every week we start the 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.360 show the same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.960 or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know my agem, I don't know Mitch's. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:03:59.560 We don't talk about we're actually not even friends. We 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.560 don't talk ever, and we don't see each other. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.680 We hate each other unless there's a paycheck involved. Total, 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.000 there's a till there's a way that's exact. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.080 Imagine. Do you think anyone actually believes that that we 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:12.080 don't like each other? 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.680 No, we've posted too much evidence of us true. By 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.479 the way, we are a man down this week. Prize 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.080 keeper Jenna not here out. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:21.560 Of a blue She couldn't she couldn't be here. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.920 I wasn't shocked. I had been thinking, oh, she's due 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.120 for a sickie. It's been a while since she's lacked off. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.800 So we are a man down. Price keeper. Jenna is 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:29.960 I a and I. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.040 Actually have a brilliant idea to fill the void of Jenna. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:33.640 Yeah. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:37.120 As a guest third Wheel, I was chatting to all 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:38.160 right Hey the other day. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.520 Oh yeah, social Media Amazon. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.839 Yes, he used to be my co host on trash Alley, 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.080 that podcast, as you know, and he's got a brand 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.040 new podcast out and he was saying, oh, you know, 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.920 I'm doing the rounds promoting a new podcast. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.320 With Britney Saunders, right. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.040 Correct, And he said, let me know if you want 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.840 me to come on IGIM again because he's been on 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:57.679 is it just me before? 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.480 As a guest he has been. He was great. People 0:04:59.480 --> 0:04:59.800 love him. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.880 So now that we're a man down, he doesn't live 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.440 far away, should we just give him a buzz right 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:08.880 now and say, right, our podcast goes for an hour. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.240 If you can get here before we're done, you're on. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.120 Oh and that's also an incentive for him to promote 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:19.159 the show exactly on our hit, very very revenue heavy podcast. 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:22.000 But we're a man down as well, so he's helping 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:23.800 us and we're helping him at the same time. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.960 His number, because I'm connected to this, let me see. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.480 I can send it to you. I've definitely got it. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.880 I've got him saved in my contacts as right. O. 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.039 Good ay, oh funny, Yeah, yeah, I'm very clever. 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.760 What else could you do? Yeah? 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.679 Sure, because hey is the greeting? 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:51.920 Oh yeah, you're right, sure, Hi, okay, hello, Hello, how 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:52.640 are you? 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:53.520 We're great, I'm here with you. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:54.719 Hi, darl and how. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.599 Are you everyone? 0:05:56.640 --> 0:06:00.360 It's the family. You're on the podcast. By the way, 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.960 we're recording right now. Yeah I know I can tell 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.960 because it sounds like shit in my ears. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:08.880 So sorry, we're literally recording and we meet. You had 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:09.760 a brilliant idea. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.760 Yeah, I was thinking Jenna's away at the moment. She 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:15.120 didn't rock up today and we're a man down. We 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:20.240 need a third wheel asap. Oh, you're joke, and we're 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.080 calling in like started recording like what only need me day? 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.719 Oh as in like we've just started the episode, and 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.360 so if you can get here within the hour, you 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.200 can come on and be our guest hosts and plug 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.520 in your podcast and shit, yeah. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.080 I mean it's going to be a part stretch the 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:35.320 traffic at this time of day. 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.120 If you want to promote your podcast, matth come on. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.520 You know it all costs. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:40.320 Oh, I don't know. 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.039 We're already number one in the country, so I. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.680 Don't drop to number two next week, so we better 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:47.320 do it a better promounted on your podcast. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.320 By the way, Matt, don't drive all the way to kids. 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.360 We're just recording at my place down the road from you, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:53.000 so I'll send you the address. Because you haven't been 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.200 to this new place before, I don't think. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:56.240 Oh really no, it's a whole rigmarole. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.360 It's a bit hard to find, but this is payback 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.520 because I've been your place mate and it's not fucking 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.200 easy either, the whole parking situation. So yeah, this is 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:05.200 your fucking karma. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.800 They know him as the influencer. When you walk in, 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.640 I was like, I'm going to see Mitchell Coombs like, 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.080 oh I love his tiktoks. That's actually what happened today, 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:13.000 So tell them. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.680 Actually, yeah, but I didn't know that they knew about 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.320 me being a tick anyway time. I'm going to be 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.520 so upset Ifive shop and she doesn't know who I am. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.920 We'll get here, Mitch text mate, I've just sent it 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:28.360 to you. I would estimate you'd be like twenty minutes 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.880 a half an hour away, yeah, factoring in all the 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.360 fuck around of parking and stuff. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:33.960 Are you doing anything? What are you doing? 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.960 I'm dancing around the house and I'm dancing to Kylie 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:39.680 Minogue's new song Attention. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.800 Yes, yes, Mitch and I. Mitch and I was just 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:46.000 talking about that. We'll get here, Mitch, text mate, your address. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:46.360 I've done it. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.560 Okay, we'll make it, all right mate, We'll see you soon, okay, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:49.920 all right, bye? 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:50.720 All right, there you go. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.640 Third week, Hay is going to be here. We'll promote 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.760 the show. Are they really number one? That's incredible? Very 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.080 yeah quickly, I know. Good on them? 0:07:58.480 --> 0:07:59.520 Am I meant to hang up now. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:02.600 Oh sorry, sorry, no you can sorry, no, no, yes, 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.440 You've got to get here here, hurry up, hurry up? 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.720 All yeah, see yeah, oh he's gone. There we go, 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:08.320 There we go. 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:10.680 Oh, well, there you go. That was easy. All right, Hey, 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:11.080 coming up. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.960 I'm excited last time he was here here to go 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.760 at me because I didn't match with him on Tinder 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.040 or its ghosted him on Tinder. 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.560 You did match and then you chatted for a little bit, 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.239 but then you stopped replying totally. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:20.760 Yeah. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.040 Oh well now that you think, actually he's not he's. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.360 Not sen Yeah, but maybe I'm so irresistibly tasty now 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.160 that I'm in my hot era, maybe he'll ravish my Barnes. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:30.200 Who knows. 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:34.600 Maybe. Anyway, we've already done your whole spiel. So should 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.560 we get into our Is it just me's in the meantime? 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:38.320 Yes, I think we should. Let's jump in. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:39.800 Do you want to go first? What's it was about? 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.040 Well, mine's actually to do with the bar class video, 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.160 so that we're speaking about, so you may as well 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.720 let's do mine while it's top of mind, right, Is 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:52.440 it just me? Was I the only one to notice 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:56.480 a little mispronunciation at the start? Of the Bar Class 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:01.000 video Mitchell Coombs from me from you, you edited it, 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.120 you recorded the audio, yeah, post, you put it online. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.040 It was you'd speaking, and you still didn't pick up 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.520 on this mispronunciation. And we are known for our mispronunciations. 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:14.080 We've usually we're roasting other people for their mispronunciation. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.160 I know, but the calls coming from inside the house, 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:18.160 you didn't realize. 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.040 Well, it depends what is it. I think I might 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:21.800 know what you're talking about. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:23.320 Okay, let's roll it. So this is from the bar 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:26.599 Class video from last week's Hobby Hunt. The mispronunciation for 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:28.520 Mitchell Kurk just at the very start of yeah yeah, 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:30.280 the very stage. Please just play the video and you'll 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:30.679 hear it. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.640 The hobby Hunt is on. I've brought Cherry to share 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.840 something that I already enjoy doing. We hear it. Scout 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:39.880 pillartes and yogurt in St. Peter's Yeah, I knew it. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.480 Well, Sorry, I didn't realize Scout Parties was also a 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:45.559 yogurt factory. We're at Scout parties and yogurt. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:47.040 No. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.960 I definitely noticed too. When when I was editing, I 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.720 was like, did I just say yogurt? Listen again? The 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.640 hobby hunt is on. I've brought cheery to share something 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.000 that I already enjoy doing. We hear it Scout pillarties 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.640 and yogurt Instant's yogurt. But do you know what happened? 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.679 When I was editing the videos, I added subtitles and 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.959 it thought I said yogat too, because it automatically writes 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.000 the dub titles and I have to correct it. And 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:11.719 it thought I said yogurt as well, And I was like, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.160 oh fuck, I hope no one else. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:17.200 Speaks of list If I went to a Pilarates ex 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:22.920 frozen yogurt joint, he does scout parties and yogurt. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.520 Do you know what else? Though, I will say this, 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.640 This will fucking put your mind at ease, you know. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:32.880 In that really embarrassing moment during our class when. 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.719 Mitchell there was so many which which one of the 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.160 nine embarrassing moments, well. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.960 The one where Aaron Structors said all right, let's do 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:42.000 some hand weights and you thought she said hand weight. 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.760 Which and if you listen back, well that's what I 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:45.560 was about to say. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.000 If it makes it feel any better. The subtitles also 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:49.480 thought she said handway, thank you. 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.839 She had a mispronunciation. She said hand weights because I 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.040 was thinking of jokes. I was being stupid. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:56.439 I e. 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.560 The inverted penis. But then when she said that, you 0:10:58.600 --> 0:10:59.600 hear me, I say, yum. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.120 Yeah. People actually thought she said that, and so did 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.760 the subtitles, but I knew what she meant. Hey, mate, God, 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:09.680 scalpillartis and yogurt. Can we lisit of that? Mom, scart yogurt. No, 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.679 it's not just you. I picked up on that too, 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.320 and so did the fucking subtitles. The hobby hunt is on. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:17.439 I've brought cheery to share something that I already enjoy doing. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:22.880 We hear at scout pillartes and yoga instance, scalt Filardi's 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:28.280 and yogat. No, I'll cop that accidental mispronunciation from me anyway. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:29.719 That's all I wanted to say. We haven't had a 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.480 mispronunciation in a while. And for once you've made an error. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.720 That was me, your first error ever. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.360 I mean, you said it, not me. It's very rare 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.000 that I make mistakes, But it's happened. Write it down 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:42.920 where were you? When? 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.040 It's not rare that you make mistakes. It's rare that 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.319 they ever get past the gatekeeper, which is yourself. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.840 Nah, I'll cop that anyway. Are you ready for my 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:51.440 Is it just me? 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.080 Yes, I've got that off my chest. I don't mean 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:53.640 to roast. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.320 You, but no, no, no, I think I think. Like 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:56.880 I said, it's not just you. I noticed it too, 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:58.560 but I just hoped no one else would. But evidently 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:00.600 they of. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.440 The listeners, all right, you're turn. 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:08.800 Is it just me? Is anyone else a bit sas 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.800 about Mitch Cherry's weekend? 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:13.040 Oh what do you mean? 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:17.600 Well? You just mentioned a couple of clues in last 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.960 week's episode that have gotten me a bit sas. First, 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:23.880 you mentioned that you started taking PREP, well, the go 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:25.040 to drug for gay thing. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.120 I got the prescription for PREP. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.880 That's true, I hadn't taken it. But you also said 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.599 that you were going on a weekend away in Melbourne, 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.160 And when I asked, oh, what for? What brings you 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.400 to Melbourne? You were very sheepish about the details. You're like, 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:42.480 just a little weekend away. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.719 And I thought, I just a little get away to 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:45.920 get it? 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:49.480 Yeah, I thought, Listen, just because I'm not in the 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:52.000 same room as you doesn't mean I can't read your mind. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.559 I knew what was happening. You were planning a dirty 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.120 fucking slut weekend away? 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.360 Wait no, No, that genuinely wasn't the That wasn't the 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.640 re and for the trip. The trip was to just 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.640 get out. I had a weekend off and a Friday 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.600 off so I could have a three day weekend. The 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.720 intention was not to be a little slut and slut 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:12.600 around Melbourne. That did happen, but it did. That wasn't 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:13.200 the intention. 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.160 Wait wait, wait, so what was a dirty Hall weekend? 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:19.360 I'll shut up. I'm allowed to go away and I'm 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:23.480 allowed to just live. I'm a single, gorgeous man now. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.040 No one suggesting otherwise. All I'm saying is that I 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:27.760 knew what you were up to. As soon as you 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.120 mention those two things, I was like, he's going to 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:31.319 be a little fucking Hall this weekend. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:32.320 Did you actually think that? 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.880 Yes? Instantly, I didn't say anything because it wasn't sure 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.559 if you were being subtle about it. Even right now, 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.400 do you want to talk about your horrish behavior? Can 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:38.800 we please? 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.640 Well, I mean we brought it up. It wasn't it 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:46.040 was I'm Yourrish weekend. I'll tell you yeah, But that means. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:50.280 Everybody pretend that there's no microphones here, we're just two 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.200 mates hanging out in the cat well. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.360 So I mean, okay, this is funny. So you know 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.240 how I think two weeks ago we were talking about 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.520 you having hooked up with a listener yes of the show, 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.000 and then I said, I don't think it's fair because 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:06.720 you and I have to do everything in equals. Just 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.880 you have a different precedent. It just sets a precedent 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.760 that you've done it and I haven't. After the Melbourne Weekend, 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.200 I can announce that I also have hooked up with 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:15.680 a listener. I've hooked up with an idiot. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:16.120 Topic. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:19.920 Yeah, it's happened. Oh, it's officially happened. 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.800 Wait, this is like, this is breaking the drought post breakup, 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:24.440 isn't it. Yes? 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:28.160 There were there was two experiences on the weekend. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.760 Two two with the same idiot. No another one more 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.400 than one listener abouts now I think. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:38.080 No, Yeah, there were multiple. Yes, there were multiple. Don't 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.880 know how long were you there for? Three d I 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.800 was ever three days and there was there was two 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.520 physical interactions, and then there was a couple of others 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.080 that I met via Instagram and I've been talking to 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.840 and they and can I actually make a p SA yeah, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.520 if I'm gonna if if you're going to hook up 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.080 with either MITCHI, please tell us that you listen to 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.440 the show before we hook up, because it happened to 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.480 one of them. We hooked up and then after we 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.240 had faced time like phone sex was very fun, and 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:03.440 then afterwards like, by. 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.120 Wait, wait, wait, why did you have FaceTime sex? 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:07.720 Well, because I met them in Melbourne, but nothing happened, 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.120 and then when I came home the flirting continued, and 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.120 then something happened on the phone, and then after they're like, 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.120 by the way, I loved you loved your interview with 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:16.760 Judge Gina. 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:21.320 Oh god, oh god. Oh you know I'm with you 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.520 on that. It's actually not a turn off. If you 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:27.240 say to us beforehand that you're a listener. Yes, if anything, 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.400 that's going to hit the clit of our ego and 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.280 that's going to get us going. But if you wait 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.200 till afterwards to tell us that you're a listener, that 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.560 makes it weird. Okay, should disclose that initially. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.520 Let me tell you the story of this listener. Absolutely gorgeous. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.560 First one, your phone look isn't here? 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.240 Oh oh, I like it. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:51.560 So what happened was you're kidding, I know, and it's me. Yeah, gorgeous. 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.720 So I'm losing track. Was it him multiple times? Were 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:55.240 there multiple? 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.200 No, not him, multiple times? There were multiple They are 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.120 multiple men. It was he the first one, No, the 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.680 middle This Saturday night? 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:02.560 Who was the first thing? 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.640 Some slack, just some guy that I met on Instagram 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:05.760 and he said do you want to get drinks? And 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.320 I said yeah, because I live in Melbourne, I go 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.480 damn something else and I booked the trip to Melbourne 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.520 and said, hey, I'm coming down. And then he came down, 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:14.600 so to speak. Yeah, he came up. It was actually 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:15.040 he came up. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.040 It was a weird and sad night. Number two was 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:17.760 that one you dish? 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:20.160 Yeah, the listener and he's loving and we're still messaging. 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.160 He's actually very nice. Yeah, he's very nice. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:23.120 Would you be listening now? 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:24.840 Yeah, i'd say, so, hey, how are you? 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:24.960 So? 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:27.440 Let me see the story. So I was out at 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.160 a bar, at a rooftop bar in Melbourne, and I 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.760 was like, and I haven't been drinking for months, and 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.240 I'm back on alcohol because I've gotten fitter and I 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.280 feel good, so I'm drinking again. So I was drinking. 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:39.840 I was quite tipsy. 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:42.080 And then it doesn't take much to get you tipsy. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:44.440 To be fair, no, it really doesn't, and especially after no, 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:47.440 my tolerance is really long. So I'm sitting on this 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.680 rooftop bar and there is this gorgeous boy. I'm like, oh, 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.840 he's beautiful. And I'm with my cousin and his wife, 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.000 Drew and Chloe, and I'm staying with them because their dad. 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.120 So we're on this rooftop bar. It's like midnight, and 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:58.960 I was like, they're like, oh, who here do you 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.360 think is really good? Look like, what's your type? So 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.920 I see this guy, I'm like, oh, he's beautiful, like 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.200 one of our idiots. Gorge She said, that's my time. 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.600 There is an ahole, sign me up. And then my 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.200 cousin's like, I'm going to go up and talk to him. 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:12.480 I'm going to go up and try to link it. 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:13.960 I'm like, I don't even know if he's gay. No, 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:14.719 I don't want to do it. 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:17.000 I'm just sorry, but I saw the photo is gay, 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.679 he's gay Christmas Doyle. No. 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.159 I was like, oh, I don't know, No, just leave it. 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:22.200 And then he was like, I'm gonna go up and 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:23.960 I'm gonna push you two together. And it's going to 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:25.639 be fate and it's going to happen. I'm like, please 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:27.919 leave me alone. I don't want to do it. I 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:29.200 just am fine. 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.359 So you eventually made a move or no, we went home? 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:33.320 Are you chicken out? 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:34.919 Chick went an chicken out. I just thought it's not 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:36.440 for me tonight. And I had a good night the 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.919 night before I'm going to go home. We poured a 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:40.040 glass of wine. 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.840 You were still recovering. I wow. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:44.480 So I was sitting there and I was drinking a 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:46.600 wine and it was like one or one thirty now. 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:48.920 And then my cousin goes to me, how does grinder work? 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:50.600 You show me how grinder works? And I'm like, oh, 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:52.280 I don't really do grind is not really my app, 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:55.200 but I'll sure, I'll show you how grinder works. Yeah, 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:58.159 so I refreshed grinder, open it up, and the first 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:01.399 person that pops up is this guy idiot. I'm like, 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:02.520 I'm swear, I swear that. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:03.920 Should we give him a code name? 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:05.720 What do we call him? 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:07.840 Well, I don't even know his real name, but I 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:09.480 assume you don't want to put that out there. 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:10.719 No, I'm not going to say his name. 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:13.520 All right, we'll just think of a random name, Paul Paul. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:18.080 All right, no, it's not okay. So you saw Paul 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:20.439 on Grinder after having chickened out of talking to him 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:21.000 in real life. 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:22.679 Well, I think it's him because I was drunk and 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:24.520 I'm like, I think that's him. So I go, oh 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.640 my god, this is fate. I messaged and I said, Hi, 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:30.360 were you at this bar? Like? Did I just see 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:32.840 you at X y Z bar? And then he replied 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:35.640 and was like maybe. Then his next reply was, by 0:18:35.680 --> 0:18:39.359 the way, love the podcast. Oh, And I was like, okay, 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:40.520 here we go. Where cook him? 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:42.560 There? You disclose it from the get go. 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:48.320 That's good on Paulie. So then Paul goes it was 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:50.040 like cute. I was just like, oh, like, what are 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:51.480 you doing? And he's like, if you come back first, 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:55.040 drinks on me. I'm like, Paul's got game. So I'm like, 0:18:55.080 --> 0:18:57.280 oh god, I was already at home. It was like 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.280 one one thirty. I'm like, fuck it, I'm in When 0:19:00.320 --> 0:19:01.840 in Melbourne. When in Melbourne. 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.120 That's the other reason I was suss about you having 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.040 a whole weekend away because I just thought there was 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:08.920 something about being in a different city that felt more anonymous. 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:09.640 Yes, totally. 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.480 So I thought, if you're going to sew your wild 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:13.800 oats anywhere, it's going to be somewhere that feels less 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:15.159 close to home, literally. 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:18.680 Exactly, and it really was. I So anyway, I walked 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.680 to this bar like bar that he's out with another friend. 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.800 I meet him. Gorgeous, so so cute, such a nice person, 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:25.840 and like, we danced and it was very very fun. 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.159 Is that what you call it? We danced Dad's the 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:29.480 night away horizontal. 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.000 Then now we're at a public venue Mitchell, and then 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:33.840 we're dancing and he's lovely and I'm getting to know 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:36.119 him and getting to know his friend. And then the 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.920 worst thing possible happens. He goes, oh, let's book an uber. 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:40.960 Let's go to the next venue. Yeah, and where'd you go, 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:44.360 great puffeduff? Oh yeah in Melbourne? Yeah, and I'd never 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:47.399 been to Melbourne doulf. So I'm this is cute and 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:49.400 I'm like, okay, let's go. So he opens his phone 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:52.000 to book an uber outside the bar and he unlocks 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:53.480 his phone and then a photo of my face is 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.040 on this on his Google on safari. Oh, and I 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:57.879 was like what the fuck? And I'm like, what is 0:19:57.920 --> 0:19:59.720 that He's like, no, I don't worry, don't look. I'm like, 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:01.159 shre me, what's on your phone? 0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:01.520 Paul? 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:04.439 Show me? So I pull his phone out of his 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:07.359 hands and he has been googling. I opened his search history. 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:09.679 How old is Mitch Churry? 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:12.240 Does Google come up with an answer? 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:12.600 I don't know. 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:13.840 You try to try and hang on. 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:15.960 How old is Midcha Cherry? Then it also said Mick 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:20.040 googling that? Well? I asked him he thought I was 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:22.400 a cat He thought the grinder account was a catfish. 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:24.720 He didn't think it was actually mean right, And I'm 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:27.000 the only thing on my grinder. I've got no age, no, 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:27.360 no sex. 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:28.560 You don't even have a photo on there? 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:30.639 No I did in Melbourne. I have a photo you? 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:31.239 Oh you do now? 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:33.200 Yeah, it's a nice life in a puffer. 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:37.040 So I've just googled it and no, nothing comes up 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.200 for how old is Mitch Cheery? But the top search 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:42.320 is who is Mitch Chery demoralizing? 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.960 Anyway? I was like, you fucking twink, how dare you? 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:49.440 And I'm twenty seven but I look twenty three, So 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:51.960 that was hilarious. We're getting we're getting a cab. We 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:53.480 go to puff if we get there. I'm in a 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:56.040 north faced puffer. What time is this be like two 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:56.720 thirty three? 0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:59.640 Fuck, this is all so out of character, fear I'm 0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:00.639 fucking shop. 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.199 But Paul and his friend what a slut. Paul and 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:05.600 his friend really sweet, and I'm like. 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:06.160 This is great. 0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:08.239 Let's go to puftuff So you got to puff. I'm 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:10.560 in a north faced jacket, like the same jacket that 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.920 they wear in base camp. In the pool when people 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:16.080 climb fucking everest, it is duck down. Yeah, and I sweat. 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:18.000 That is not a clubbing jacket. Oh, I know, but I. 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:19.199 Didn't think we were going clubbing. 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:20.800 So I get to puff to Melbourne. 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:23.320 He buys me a drinks, very sweet, and were chatting 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:25.200 and chatting and then he's like, let's go upstairs, which 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:27.600 is like the boiler room and there's podiums in the middle. 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:31.280 And I am sweating, heart rate rising because if your 0:21:31.320 --> 0:21:33.119 fucking puffa jacket, He's like, you need to take the 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:33.600 puffer off. 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:35.720 Like, no, I don't take a puffer off. 0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:37.040 He's like, you need to take the puff off. So 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:38.800 I take the puffer off and like the field of 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:40.080 gays surrounding. 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:41.760 Us, like I did, Sorry, how did you put up 0:21:41.760 --> 0:21:43.600 with being in the puffa jacket, and you refused to 0:21:43.600 --> 0:21:45.440 took it off because once again, the air con is 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:48.040 set to Mitch Tierry temperature. In here, I'm freezing because. 0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:49.720 I was wearing a white skivvy underneath, and I would 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:51.639 have had sweat patches. I was self conscious. 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:53.720 Oh okay, I know, and I did, but. 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:56.760 No one cared because all the puffeduff Melbourne surprisingly has 0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:58.080 a nice vibe. 0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.919 And also they're no stranger to sweat there. 0:22:01.080 --> 0:22:02.959 So anyway, my jacket kind of gets carried away by 0:22:02.960 --> 0:22:04.159 a group of game men. They are kind of put 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:05.600 it in the corner. I'm like, thanks, gay man, that 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:08.080 was very sweet. Anyway. Then Paul goes, do you want 0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:10.800 to get up on the podium, And I was like, Paul, 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:13.240 I'm not a podium kind of dance. 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:14.560 Everyone's a posy. 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:17.199 I don't want to be watched while I dance. I 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:18.640 don't want to be there, Like there's a. 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:21.320 Reason that that phrase exists, dance like no one's watching. Well, 0:22:21.359 --> 0:22:23.720 it's the fucking reason. Well, Paul jet on the podium. 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:25.439 He goes, get up, He gets up there, gives me 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:27.520 his wrist, he pulls me onto this podium. 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:30.679 Oh, we wanted to hold. How good the. 0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:34.280 Centripetal force of my sheer body weight. He pulls me 0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:36.920 up and like a seesaw in a public fucking pat 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:39.680 I go up. I'm on the local guys go yeah, 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:42.560 and I don't stop and I fall straight back down 0:22:42.840 --> 0:22:44.800 on the other side of the podium, flat on my 0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:47.879 face in the middle of puffed off at three am 0:22:47.880 --> 0:22:48.399 in the morning. 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:51.280 Oh that's fuck? Are we Someone was filming and then 0:22:50.920 --> 0:22:53.119 Paul we asked them for the security camera footage. 0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.359 That is the most you think, And then Paul gets up. 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:57.159 He goes, that is the most cheery thing. He's right 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:00.800 to make matters worse. Paul would ant seeing him like, 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:03.200 it's cute, the vibe is hot. And then he goes, hey, 0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:05.119 do you want some of this? And he hands me. 0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:09.159 It's dark and it's plane gaga. I loved it, and 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:13.000 he ges, you're sure, peanut Colada vape brilliant. I'll have 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:13.679 a little suckle. 0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:15.240 You having a stuck on a vape? 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:16.080 Go three am. 0:23:16.160 --> 0:23:17.240 You are letting your hair now. 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:19.840 So I go and I suck on this vape anyway. 0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:23.720 I instantly realized that he hasn't handed me vape. He's 0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:26.679 handed me a bottle of Ammal and I've sipped Amil 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:30.399 like it is, like it is fucking Bailey's on ice, 0:23:30.520 --> 0:23:34.040 and I drink the ammial. Mitchell, did you I'm trying 0:23:34.080 --> 0:23:35.320 to be cute as well in front of this boy. 0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:36.680 I'm like, yeah, I'm cute. Let me have a vape. 0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:38.320 And I sipped it and I had to swallow it. 0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:42.040 I just swallow it so it's all over my chin. Yeah, 0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:44.480 he goes, did you just fucking drink Ammal? I'm like yes, 0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:47.480 I'm sorry, it's dark. I thought it was being a Klata. 0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:48.600 Pinuclata vape babe. 0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:48.920 Fuck. 0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:53.400 Wait, So just rewinding for any straighties that don't know, 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:55.520 Oh yeah, ammil. 0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:58.479 How do you even discribe amial jungle juice? If you've 0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:01.400 heard Choice Sevan's rush, it's actually a shoe polish. Yeah, 0:24:01.400 --> 0:24:03.920 and it also can clean VHS tapes, That's what. 0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:07.000 I and So it's just a little bottle of a 0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:10.080 really potent chemical. And the reason it's popular in the 0:24:10.080 --> 0:24:12.679 gay world is because it loosens your muscles, which can 0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:14.600 come in quite handy when it comes to a certain. 0:24:14.400 --> 0:24:15.439 Section of blacks muscles. 0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:18.800 Yeah, it just loosens things up a bit. I'm personally 0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:20.520 not the biggest fan of it. I've never actually used 0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:24.320 it for sex, like loosening muscles. But if someone hands 0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:26.119 you a bottle in the club, it's kind of like, yeah, right, 0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:27.760 i'll give it with you. Just get a little head rush. 0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:28.480 Oh my god, I was. 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:30.200 I don't actually like that headbush. 0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:31.959 I like the head rush. It makes me very horny. 0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:35.800 Yeah it does. Actually it can be a bit like that, 0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:38.040 but I just I just find it a bit. I'm 0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:40.280 not the biggest fan of animal especially but yeah, you're 0:24:40.280 --> 0:24:40.960 not supposed to drink it. 0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:44.320 No, No, I'm not endorsing be safe, be safe, But 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:47.200 I can't even think so. Anyway, I'm covered in sweat, 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:49.359 I've lost my fucking north face puffer. 0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:51.320 Coughing and spluttering because that would have been the most 0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:52.040 revolting thing ever. 0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:53.520 I was trying to play it off cool, but my 0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:56.360 lips were burning. It's like I just rimmed a petrol 0:24:56.400 --> 0:25:00.560 gasoline bowser on someone's car. Anyway, I hip it, it 0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:04.200 goes straight into my bloodstream. In my disorientation, I fall 0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:06.840 back off the podium a second again a second time, 0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:09.160 and he goes, you just fell off for a second time. 0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:13.520 But he like grabs my arm and it's so unsexy, awful, awful, 0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:15.239 But after all that, he still wanted to hook up. 0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:17.720 It was great. So as he's with you, Oh, really cute. Wait, 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:20.520 how good is a party pash ah? So we're talking 0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:21.840 at the club, a bit of a party passion. 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:23.960 He picked me back up and I fell into his arms. 0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:25.639 A bit of a party pack was very cute. 0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:26.520 That sounds fun. 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:28.800 That's very, very fun. And by this time it was 0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:32.520 like four point thirty in the morning. Fucking now, great kisser, Paul, 0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:34.680 if you're listening, use slut. 0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:37.159 I fucking knew it. You're out and about again. And 0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:39.440 so that was the second guy you said there was 0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:40.880 a third or was that the phone sex guy? 0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:43.040 No, there was a third that I met when I 0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:44.800 was down there that I didn't get. I didn't have 0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:47.680 drinks with. But then we continued chatting and then it 0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:50.240 just sort of escalated. Yeah, phone sex, it's just my 0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:50.720 ney thing. 0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:51.199 I like it. 0:25:51.080 --> 0:25:52.720 It's a bit of fun, bit raunchy. 0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:55.040 So the phone sex is also a listener. That's the 0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:55.560 one that told you. 0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:59.160 I did to tell me till after Yeah, wow, yeah, 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:02.280 but you not only hooked up with a listener, like, 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:03.359 I have to match me. 0:26:03.560 --> 0:26:04.919 Yep, you've zumped me. 0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:07.080 Correct, I've done. I've had double, I've had two. 0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:08.879 In the space of one weekend. You've hooked up with 0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:12.880 three listeners. Technically, yeah, there's a dirty fucking technically. 0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:14.160 There's a great one too that I'm talking to. That's 0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:16.880 very cute. He makes a great chicken burger. He's also 0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:18.600 a listener. He's gorgeous. How do you know he makes 0:26:18.600 --> 0:26:20.840 a great chicken because he's sent me his chicken burger. 0:26:20.920 --> 0:26:22.960 He was making a chicken burger, and I really I 0:26:23.000 --> 0:26:24.359 was like, that's a good fucking chicken burger. 0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:26.160 Sounds like the bench is flowing between you. 0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:28.359 And has died off in the last couple of days. 0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:30.680 Oh, all right, hate Paul. 0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.159 If you're listening, and I got to enswer my door, 0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:35.920 all right, great timing, all right, hang on, let's get 0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:37.439 it all right. Mitchell's going to get all right. 0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:43.480 Hey hello, then no, it's mine come on up coming, Okay, 0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:44.760 fusty up, he's coming. 0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:46.680 He'll sit there. 0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:49.000 What a shame he missed the story about your horrish weekend. 0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:50.359 Oh, we don't have to go back on to it. 0:26:50.400 --> 0:26:51.840 He'll be fine, He'll be all right. 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.600 I'm standing at my door right now with the portable mic. 0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:56.520 I've got my looking through the little peephole. 0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:58.000 Do I have to get up for him? 0:26:58.600 --> 0:26:59.439 Well, that's up to you. 0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:01.159 It's not the Queen of fucking cheaper. 0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:04.199 But he's doing. It's a solid he's feeling in for I. 0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:06.720 Don't get up for him. Where the fuck is he? 0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:08.239 You're not that far up? Where is he? 0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:09.520 Don't don't dox me. 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.680 Yeah, you are that far up and you're come in 0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:14.280 covered by ocean. 0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:15.000 It's coming. 0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:16.520 I don't want you people to think I'm a slut. 0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:20.200 By the way, I'm not a slut. Everybody this hello, 0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:22.600 coming down lin? Hi? 0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:26.680 What do you think of my house? Me give you 0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:28.160 a call to it. What have we got? We got 0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:32.840 bum bags hanging from cupboards, cheap everywhere? 0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:35.520 Come in? I was contemplating. Do I stand up and 0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:37.840 say hi? Yeah? Of course I want to hard. 0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:41.240 Are you great to see you? Good to see you? 0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:44.439 Are we filming? Are we filming? Yeah? Okay, yeah, all right, 0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:46.640 let me just pop my stuff to get over here, darling, 0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:47.720 here go, I have a seat here. 0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:49.200 Yeah, all right, take a seat down there. 0:27:49.200 --> 0:27:53.080 Hello. You joined us at the perfect time. I've been 0:27:53.080 --> 0:27:55.840 talking about what a slut Mitch Chierry was on the weekend. 0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:58.360 Oh yeah, what do you mean, what are you doing 0:27:59.000 --> 0:28:00.399 Melbourne and sod ones? 0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:03.360 Oh my gosh, no, we all do that though. That's 0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:05.479 all gay right of passage. 0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:07.400 I need you on the show. It's part of life. 0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:08.320 I had to do it. 0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:12.040 I've done that before, went through like not even a breakup. Sorry, 0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:14.679 I was like, not even really in a relationship with 0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:17.680 the person. But it was quite tough. I flew straight 0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:19.960 down to Melbourne for two days and just like fucked 0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:21.920 a guy. Yes, yes, and. 0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:24.520 Then he had he had to go to work, and 0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:27.919 so then I fucked someone else and it was amazing. 0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:31.159 Oh my god, I'm missing out on the Melbourne sludy 0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.440 weekend And I'm not even kidding. The sex was so 0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:35.479 good that I was like, I'm moving to Melbourne. 0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:38.400 Oh you should see my domain in real estate dot 0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:42.200 com dot are you? It's like factory restored hotels in 0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:43.960 now Brunswick to buy. I want one? 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.840 And it's so it's like Melbourn's so much cheaper as well, 0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:49.000 so much cheaper. 0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:52.320 And the boys are gorgeous. I feel like I'm a 0:28:52.440 --> 0:28:54.280 Melbourne ten but a Sydney three. 0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.240 I felt that too. I felt like you could. I 0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:58.200 could take on the world in Melbourne, Sydney. 0:28:58.200 --> 0:29:01.080 I'm like everything, everything's going on and it's all just 0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:04.480 too much now. But I'm like, I actually am an entrepreneur. 0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:06.320 People are attracted to me. This is bizarre. 0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:09.320 I thought that there was a little bit more open 0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:11.480 mind and it's to fen people like me and Melbourne. 0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:14.320 Oh I agree, yeah where Sydney's very like mask for mask, 0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:16.360 you know where that equation? 0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:16.560 No? 0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:19.440 True, yeah not unfortunately not anyway, we should move on. 0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:20.680 We're going to take a phone call, don't we? 0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:22.000 Yeah, shall we do it? 0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:25.360 Is it just you? Yeah? You're listening to Is it 0:29:25.560 --> 0:29:25.880 just me? 0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:29.040 Got something on your mind? 0:29:29.560 --> 0:29:33.120 Hit up at a couple of Mitch's on Instagram to 0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:34.640 get yourself on the show. 0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:38.640 Okay, if you want a prize, you can quite easily 0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:41.880 d MS with an is it just you? It's an 0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:43.920 is it just me? Of your own? If you're featured 0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:45.560 on the show, d M price, keep you Jenna, and 0:29:45.560 --> 0:29:47.680 we'll give you a prize. Today we got a balle 0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:52.360 rat because we've got Alex. Hello Alix, hi boy, Oh 0:29:52.400 --> 0:29:54.280 you've got alright hey here as well? 0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:57.120 Oh hello, hell are you good? 0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:59.840 How are you goods. 0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:01.400 Imagine if we didn't tell her and we said. 0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:03.280 N Jane's just sick. 0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:06.960 So what's going on? What do I know? Balerat was? 0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:08.720 Were there all like murders there or there was a 0:30:08.720 --> 0:30:09.840 horrific bomb or something. 0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:14.240 Ballaratte we are famously the place where George pell was. 0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:17.000 Moving right along. 0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:21.080 We also have Severn Hill. 0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:23.920 If you're a Ballaratte girl, do you listen to a 0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.760 friend of the show Lara Jean Marshall from The Saddle Club? 0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:28.960 Do you listen to her Power Off Breakfast Show? 0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:31.920 I have soon did a couple of times, but it's 0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:36.160 on very early and I'm not really a morning persons dreadful? 0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:40.120 All right, good, all right, we'll count you in and 0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:42.240 then Bradley Bradley'll te you up then hit us with 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:45.360 your jim Okay, okay. 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:47.120 Is it just me? 0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.040 Ben Platt and Rachel Berry the same person? 0:30:52.640 --> 0:30:56.320 Oh? This is so Rachel Berry from Glee who's been 0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:57.200 Platte again. 0:30:57.920 --> 0:31:02.320 Ben Platt is the guy who den Evan Hansen. 0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:05.600 He's also like just gay niche babes. 0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:10.040 I gotta say, well, looks, so I know that Rachel 0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:13.480 Berry is the character in Ben Platt is like a person. Yeah, look, 0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:16.840 they both always want the starring role. Sometimes to the 0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:19.840 show's detument case in points Dear Evan Hanson. 0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:23.600 So also in Dear Evan Hanson. 0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:27.000 Yes he played Evan Hansen, but he's like. 0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:34.000 He's like, yeah, I've seen Dear Evan Hanson. Listen to 0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:36.040 the soundtrack. That's where I've seen that name before. Ben 0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:36.760 Platt gotcha. 0:31:36.960 --> 0:31:39.280 I mean, this is so right. You really need a 0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:41.080 lot of context to get hit her out of this one. 0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:49.520 Rachel Barry is what's her name of the Michelle Yes, yes, allegedly. 0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:51.440 We don't want to get a lawsuit. Alex. 0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:54.280 Sorry, I know she listens to this podcast. 0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:58.000 I reckon she is because remember how I said talking 0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.240 about that whole rumor that she's a literate and can't 0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:02.400 read and she just didn't ignowledge the town on that. Yeah, 0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:05.040 remember I said, babes have a laugh, it'll actually go 0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:07.200 off if you post something on TikTok and you're in 0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.000 on the jpe like she makes fun of herself and 0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:10.840 not being able to read, and eventually she did. So 0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:14.200 she obviously heard this podcast and I influenced it. 0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:17.200 I want to dumb the r to be started about me, 0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:19.680 like I love people say like Mitch Cheery doesn't have 0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:21.960 an asshole like something? Really, you know what I mean? 0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:25.240 Something so range that. No, no, not that. We just 0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:27.040 won't put that in the show. And let's just start that. 0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:29.360 Would you like me to start one and put it 0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:30.400 on the Facebook group. 0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:34.360 And get out the three people I love talking about it? 0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:37.040 So what what do you what would you guys like 0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:39.360 to have spoken about you? Would you guys like rumors 0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:40.000 spread about you? 0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:42.680 I'd just like to know enough already going around? 0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:46.200 What a little bit about There's so many rumors at 0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:47.560 the moment, which we might get into. 0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:49.920 A little bit later. Yeah, really, there's a. 0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:52.640 Few I've had to clear up this week alone. Really 0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:54.720 with the launch of the new podcast, there's been a 0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:55.760 lot of gossip online. 0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:57.480 Oh my god, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:00.960 like feuds like big show. It's a big show. Of course, 0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:01.840 we'll talk about it later. 0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:03.600 Yeah, great, we'll get to it. Also, Mitch, I'm going 0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:05.400 to start the rumor that you're you wear a lace 0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:05.960 front wig. 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:10.760 Wouldn't I have a better hairline? 0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:11.120 Yeah? 0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:14.400 I think like front's going that far back now that 0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:16.440 I think about it. Mitch, yours looks like one of 0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:17.000 those ones. 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:21.080 That you now, one of those TikTok store ones. Yes, 0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:24.560 it starts real. You want to pull it. It's weird, 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:25.320 it's don't touch it. 0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:27.120 No, I don't. You don't have an asshole, so would now? 0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:29.400 I mean anyway, that's all right, all right, Hey, it 0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:30.320 doesn't have a belly button. 0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:32.840 What about me? 0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:34.920 I've got bomo now, No, I think it's funner if 0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:39.560 you do two belly buttons. Not like no, actually, more, Mitch, 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:42.400 A more believable rumor would actually be you having two 0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:45.480 assholes because your asshole actually has a bridge across it. 0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:49.440 Like it didn't fully open. It open in two parts. 0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:52.000 It's one asshole, but there's a bridge of ski but. 0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:54.240 It never brow. Can you flee? 0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:57.480 Fucking Maya Ballarat? What are you doing, Alex. She's picking 0:33:57.560 --> 0:33:59.440 up a click and collect order. It's very loud. 0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:03.880 Oh I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get some things done. 0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:05.040 It's a friday at school. 0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:07.000 Oh look, we'll let you go down. And you're a 0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:09.480 busy woman. I'm so sorry. Hoping to keep you Alex. 0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:11.200 Sorry on your number one podcast. 0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:14.960 I got enjoy it. Hello, so make sure you send 0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:17.480 Jenner a DM at a couple of miches. Claim your prize. 0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:21.480 How wonderful, No worries coming on listening to the show, Alex. 0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:23.479 We really appreciate it, and you can get in touch. 0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:25.360 Send us a text two minch do you know that 0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:26.600 off by half these days? 0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:28.359 The new phone number if you want to send us 0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:30.640 a text? Oh four double two nine four eight two 0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:34.080 o two lovely get in touch anyway, Sorry, we need 0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.440 to welcome our guests. Probably all right, Hey, thanks for Stepan. 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:39.319 Did you have any trouble getting in here? No, it 0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:41.719 was actually really easy and I didn't even need to 0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:43.720 see the girl at reception because I actually just parked 0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:46.280 on the street, which this is unheard of in Sydney. 0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:47.960 But yeah, you've actually got like a street or two 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.920 away unmeeded parking really on the street. 0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:53.800 Oh wow, And I'm like hello, like this is unheard 0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:55.759 of everywhere you get charged for parking or at something, 0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:58.600 you know one hour or fifteen minutes or whatever. Anyway, 0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:00.680 I had to double check two or three times, even 0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:03.000 got out Google Maps and was like has the sign 0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:06.920 fallen down? Like I'm just checking because apparently I'm unmeted. 0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:08.359 So Darlah can stay all night. 0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:11.839 God too good. It was very easy to find. Your 0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:15.200 instructions were great. It's very thorough. I copy and pasted 0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:18.399 it from my uber I was when I ordered food for. 0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:19.840 The first time. He meets, like, hold on, let me 0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:22.080 copy and paste the instructions. It is a seven point 0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:22.960 manual as to. 0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:25.520 How it come people get lost easily. And also I 0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:28.960 think I did a pretty good time, right, Like I 0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:30.399 wasn't keeping an eye on the time. How long would 0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.960 that take? I think I made it, Like yeah, I 0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:35.160 checked as I was walking in and it was like 0:35:35.640 --> 0:35:37.799 just over twenty minutes. I think we were doing the 0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:39.799 speed limit. I was doing the speed limit, and you 0:35:39.840 --> 0:35:42.360 know what, I only ran into one complication, which was 0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:44.520 a man. You know how they are at the traffic 0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:47.360 lights wanting to wash your window. And I was so 0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:49.960 flustered by all of this that I didn't understand. And 0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:53.239 so anyway, he he came up to my window and 0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.120 he put a thumbs up, and I just in my 0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:58.600 brain thought that thumbs up meant like all good, and 0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:00.320 I'm like, yeah, all good. So I've put then a 0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:03.759 thumbs up as well, and gone, yeah, all good. In 0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:05.719 the bloody window. He's done the bloody windows because the 0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:07.240 thumbs up means yes, of course. 0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:09.399 And then the hub bottle comes out and it's full 0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:12.000 of the and. 0:36:11.960 --> 0:36:13.720 I did he want coins? Yes? 0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:16.680 And I have nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing in the car 0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.640 because I just got well I just got a new car, 0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:22.000 so like I had literally nothing in it. 0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:23.360 And also who keeps coins anyway? 0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:25.080 Yeah, well yeah that as well, and so I had 0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:27.080 literally nothing. And then I'm like, went to beat the 0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:29.200 horn because he can't see me because he's washing my window. 0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:30.440 And then I went to beat the horn and then 0:36:30.440 --> 0:36:31.880 I was like, is that too rude? But I've got 0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:33.680 to get him to stop because now he's doing the job. 0:36:33.719 --> 0:36:35.960 And I'm like and I had to wind down my window. 0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:39.440 And goes yes, mad, I just meant no more good, Sorry, 0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:41.279 I don't have any money. And then anyway, they're like, 0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:46.480 He's like, I know the feeling, mate, Yeah. And then 0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:48.600 the light went grain and I just, you know, sped off. 0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:50.520 So anyway's probably written down my number played and he's 0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:54.080 coming for me, but he probably will know you meated Street. 0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:57.400 I know iconic, isn't it. 0:36:57.960 --> 0:36:59.840 It's great to have you here on the week of 0:36:59.880 --> 0:37:01.320 the launch of your new podcast. 0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:03.680 I know I'm very excited and thank you for having 0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:05.759 me and thank you for letting me literally come over 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:10.960 like a leaf, just to promo the new podcast, High Scrollers. 0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:14.120 High Scrollers, I mean, is it fair to say that 0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:17.120 it's similar ish to trash Alley. It's like stuff you've 0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:21.680 seen online, celebrity bullshit, you know, similar vibe, it different vibe. 0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.080 Yeah, So this is what I was talking about earlier, 0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:26.040 about the rumors and what I had to like clear up. 0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:26.760 All the tea. 0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:31.880 Yeah, I love people have started writing in Facebook groups. 0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.319 I've actually had to jump in the comments this week 0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.719 on one post. Some of them I just let them 0:37:36.760 --> 0:37:38.920 go because whatever. A lot of people screenshot them to 0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:40.560 me because they're like, you know, we're looking out for you. 0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:42.000 Yeah, me too, That's how I see them. 0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:43.120 Yeah, what's this group though? 0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:43.279 That? 0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:43.879 What's this group? 0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.799 So this one was in the Outspoken podcast group, which 0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:50.399 is like three girls who report on influencers all the time. 0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:51.160 What were they saying? 0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:53.319 So they were basically saying that it's my fault that 0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:56.680 trash Alley ended because this new podcast was in the 0:37:56.719 --> 0:38:00.239 works already with Brittany and then Yes with Britain that 0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:04.000 I had that I had just pretended that Spotify had 0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:06.920 canceled us or whatever you want to say. 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:07.239 I don't know. 0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:09.040 It was very vague. And then people were jumping in 0:38:09.040 --> 0:38:12.320 the comments and they were hypothesizing. And then after I commented, 0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.959 everyone started deleting their comments because they were all wrong 0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:15.920 because I said, so. 0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:18.720 What actually say Hi guys, So like Hi, it's all right. 0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:22.560 Hey here, I just want to like clarify that, like 0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:28.360 trash ali was one hundred percent Spotify's decision to stop 0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:31.000 doing trash Alley. I wasn't just trash ally they got 0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:33.759 rid of like fucking I mean, you'd need more than 0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.440 two hands account the amount of podcasts they dropped, and 0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:37.879 so it wasn't just trash. 0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:40.080 And I loved working with Spotify, like they were great. 0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:42.600 No shade to them whatsoever, and also no shade to 0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:45.680 Outspoken and how they run their podcast I get it, 0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:51.440 like whatever, but I was like Spotify, It was totally 0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:53.240 Spotify's decision. 0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:55.839 And then like literally like a. 0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:57.920 Month to six weeks later is kind of when I 0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.680 found out about this new podcast. I didn't say all 0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:02.680 of this in the post, but also just for the 0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:05.200 for the listeners. 0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:08.160 Like what do you call them again? Idgits idiots or idiots. Yeah, sorry, 0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:11.319 I always think it's is it that kind of works? 0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:13.440 It's just what my nan has in a fucking timber 0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:15.080 in the beams in her ceiling, and she can't get 0:39:15.120 --> 0:39:18.080 rid of them. She's very upset about idiots. 0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:23.160 Okay, the idiots I like in thought. 0:39:21.880 --> 0:39:26.359 Looking like yeah on the week, I mean, that's very 0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:28.080 close to a territory. 0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:33.480 So for the idiots, this is what happened. Basically, Brittany 0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:36.040 was actually the only one contacted from Nova to begin 0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.319 with you and yeah, yeah, and thanks for giving all 0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:41.160 the context. I'm out of I'm a bit rusty. 0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:44.520 We've got you and over of course the other the 0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:46.280 podcast company that are salitated. 0:39:46.360 --> 0:39:49.239 Yeah, so you're also our rivals has a bit. 0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:52.919 Of doing this at all that shows we love you. 0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:55.600 Well. Yeah, it's an over original podcast. 0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:57.799 The word original means sorry too much. 0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:00.440 But I do want to say though, it it's funny 0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:02.960 you say that, like people don't realize that trash Alley 0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:06.160 being a Spotify original podcast means that trash Alley was 0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:09.600 a Spotify podcast. It wasn't Our, it wasn't ours, it 0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:12.040 wasn't Mitchell's, it wasn't mine. We don't own it, and 0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:15.879 so we can't just keep doing trash Alley because they 0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:18.399 own the intellectual property. And so a lot of people 0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:21.800 were very upset that trash Allie ended. And there's nothing 0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:23.879 that I could have done, or Tim could have done, 0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:24.880 or Mitchell could have done, or. 0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:28.759 Anyone like like not yours. Yeah, it's Spotify, So I 0:40:28.800 --> 0:40:30.880 can't use any of the names or continue any of 0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:33.880 the kind of any of that. So again with Nova, like, 0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:36.080 if Nova ever decides that they don't want to do 0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:38.160 the podcast anymore, we won't be able to continue it 0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:42.080 because it's actually their intellectual property. And so that's like 0:40:42.120 --> 0:40:43.400 one big podcast. 0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:46.200 Yeah, but where Richard Branch. 0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:51.400 So basically Nova went to Brittany, my new co host, 0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:53.480 and said, hey, we want to do a podcast, and 0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:55.520 they said who would you like to do the podcast with? 0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.279 And she came straight to me, said do you want 0:40:57.320 --> 0:40:59.160 to do a podcast with me? I actually was already 0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:02.279 in the pros of starting a different podcast altogether, which 0:41:02.320 --> 0:41:03.319 was going to be my own. 0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:04.959 She came to me. I was like, yes. 0:41:05.080 --> 0:41:07.719 I was very conscious that it was the same concept 0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:11.200 as trash allah are, a very similar one, but it works. 0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:13.080 We not it works. We know people loved it, so 0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:15.120 I was like, of course I'm going to do this 0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:17.160 as well. So it sounds like it kind of worked 0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.200 out perfectly. Trash Alley came to an end and then 0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:20.840 what given a month or two and yeah, I've got 0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:22.600 a new one. It just kind of fell in your lap. Yes, 0:41:22.640 --> 0:41:23.520 that's fucking idea. 0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:25.640 And I love your friends with Brittany. You've been friends 0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:27.839 for her for ten years. How do you know each other? 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:29.480 So we started? 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:31.680 So we met when I was working as a Santa 0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:35.120 photographer in a westfield in the middle of west. 0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:36.440 Did you have a little elf outfit on? 0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.399 No, we didn't. We just had like red Westfield sir. 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:40.000 Of course. 0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:42.440 Can I do the annoying context thing about exactly who 0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:44.440 Brittany is. People might not have made the connection, but 0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:47.319 like Britney Lee, Bloody sawnd it's one of the og YouTubers. 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:49.319 You know a lot of people know who she is. Yeah, 0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:52.240 fate the label big CEO. 0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:54.879 You've probably seen her on the social She's always going 0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.920 Vira with her like warehouse videos. She's cool, it's all 0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:01.879 happening and she's been around forli Donkeys' years. And so, yeah, 0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.520 we met when I was a Santa photographer I walked 0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:06.680 into a makeup store to buy my sister some makeup 0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:07.320 for Christmas. 0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:08.399 She was there. 0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:11.960 Now, the details are a bit fuzzy on like whether 0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:16.319 we like whether I knew her already or like recognized her, 0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.680 or if we'd met prior, because she said, like, you 0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:19.839 look so familiar, like. 0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:21.640 Do we know each other? And I was like, I 0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:23.640 don't know, but you look familiar as well. 0:42:23.640 --> 0:42:25.520 And anyway, we hit it off and then I don't 0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:27.799 know how it happened, but like a few months later 0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:30.480 or like during the time that I was working, we'd 0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:32.279 bumped into each other, you know, in the food court, 0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:35.040 and then she'd walk past me doing Santa photography and 0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:35.960 I'd said hello, And. 0:42:35.920 --> 0:42:37.879 So was she not making YouTube stuff at this point? 0:42:37.880 --> 0:42:40.759 I don't think so, okay, because this was twenty thirteen, 0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:43.520 so I know when she started, but that's when I 0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:46.799 had the job, and so yeah, then I mean she 0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:48.640 could have been. But anyway, then we added each other 0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:50.080 on Facebook and the rest is history. 0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:52.920 Love that had each other on Facebook. Yeah, remember when 0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:54.120 that was the go to when you made it a 0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:55.520 new family someone, Oh we're Facebook. 0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:57.680 So one fucking poked me the other day and I said, 0:42:57.719 --> 0:43:04.200 fuck you. I love the still play farm to Someone 0:43:04.239 --> 0:43:07.440 on a plane was playing zombies verse plants the other day. 0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:11.040 I've never heard of Sorry if you know, you know, 0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:13.520 you'll love that reference. Yeah, but that's cute. So you 0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:15.759 episode one. Well, by the time this comes out, there'll 0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:16.640 be a second episode. 0:43:17.280 --> 0:43:19.440 Not quite, I don't think is this coming out this Sunday. 0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:21.799 Episodes drop Tuesdays. 0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:25.640 There you go, Tuesday, perfect for our listened to them Monday? 0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:28.279 Is it just me Tuesday High Scrollers? Yeah, we love 0:43:28.280 --> 0:43:31.160 a routine. And look, if you have been missing trash Ali, like, 0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:33.719 come on over, because the response that we've gotten is 0:43:33.920 --> 0:43:37.880 has actually been really amazing. I was obviously very nervous 0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:40.000 about this because I knew that people were going to 0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:42.440 compare this to trash Ali, and I felt like I 0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:45.640 needed to start our first episode of High Scrollers with 0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:49.120 it's dead, Let it dart, let it be dead, rest 0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:52.240 in peace, Like this is a new venture. You can't 0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:55.560 compare things. It's done. You know, it's over. And so 0:43:56.440 --> 0:43:59.319 I listened to the first episode and it's like it's 0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:01.799 not too similar where it's like, oh, it's basically the same thing. 0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:04.520 It's like it's got its own fun energy. I Actually 0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:06.879 it was a good vibe I liked. I did think 0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:09.280 the same that it ended up being very different anyway. 0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:11.200 But I also learned a lot on that episode. Can 0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:14.359 I just say, I've never heard of a genus? Oh yeah, 0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:17.120 you know when you wear a pair of jeans, which 0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:18.919 isn't often darling, but yes, and. 0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:22.080 You sit down and it creates that like bunch in 0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:27.160 your crutch that has a name. It's called a genus. 0:44:26.800 --> 0:44:28.480 A gene, penis, gene. 0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:33.759 I've got one right now, kind of a genus as weaker. 0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:37.960 I remember being really self conscious about the genus when 0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:40.680 I was a young teenager, like third or fourteen, because 0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:43.839 that was the age where like, sitting on the back 0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.040 of the bus you could crack a stiffy at any point, 0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:47.440 and so I was like, I, hige, people don't think 0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:50.280 I've actually got what. I actually cracked my first stiffy 0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:53.800 on a bus on the school bus in like year five, 0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:56.080 and the boy that I had a big crush on 0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:58.200 was sitting in the seat behind me, and I was 0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:00.239 just like staring at him and thinking about him, and 0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:01.560 then I cracked a stiffy and I was like, what 0:45:01.760 --> 0:45:04.399 is this a way? Yeah? So it actually took being 0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:06.680 a rouse because oh, when I was a young teenage, 0:45:06.680 --> 0:45:08.960 I was clearly horny because just anything like on the 0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:10.920 bust is the vibration. I'm like, oh, puck again. 0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:12.600 Or you look out the window and get one crack 0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:14.320 at the parkd dish and you'd be bartering. 0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:17.040 Alone here because like when you're a young teenager, there's no. 0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:18.840 Rhyme or reason. No, I don't know. I used to 0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:22.799 play water polo surrounded by men ninety five percent nude 0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:25.480 in budget smugglers, right, and it was horny and I 0:45:25.520 --> 0:45:28.640 had to hide them constantly because you're in speedo and 0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:29.440 it was like heaven. 0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:30.880 Yeah, you can't really hide them. 0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:32.600 You can't hide them. You can't flip it up into 0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:35.319 the waistband because you just get about working a little head. 0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:37.880 It looks like a little Maria mushroom that makes you 0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:38.480 pig inside. 0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:40.480 I feel like I want to blow your minds for 0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:42.680 a second. Okay, And I don't know how we're getting here, 0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:46.080 but I obviously have a lot of girlfriends. And one 0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:49.239 thing that the girls have taught me is that for 0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:53.240 girls or people who have Evolver, riding the. 0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:57.200 Arm of a lounge as a child is like a common. 0:45:56.920 --> 0:46:00.279 Experience because like the yard, because try humping the dry 0:46:00.360 --> 0:46:02.319 humping the edge of the house, just putting one leg 0:46:02.360 --> 0:46:04.360 over each and just kind of rocking back and forth. 0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:07.640 And apparently like the first time they do it, they go, oh, 0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:10.120 that feels good, and then it becomes like, no one's time, 0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:11.200 I'm fucking the loud. 0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:13.800 It literally hits the clip. 0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:18.040 One of my two sisters loved IKEA growing up and 0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:20.200 the fucking flat packs into the night. What did I 0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:22.480 used to do as a boy? I remember I didn't 0:46:22.480 --> 0:46:25.120 work out how to masturbate, but I actually it was 0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:26.719 like a whack them all lot of time zone, you 0:46:26.760 --> 0:46:28.640 know the little Minions games, or the minions pop up 0:46:28.680 --> 0:46:30.759 and you hit them with the whacker. I didn't like 0:46:30.880 --> 0:46:36.759 grab and and move. I would whack, same whack because 0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:38.600 I don't think my brain understood the concept that it 0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:39.719 was meant to be pumping in an. 0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:42.279 Yeah, I take while to figure that out. 0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:43.359 I would just flap and hear. 0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:45.480 I sometimes just hit it against things too. 0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:49.360 Yeah, so I love that crazy funny. 0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:51.160 You know it's funny. The first thing I ever masturbated too, 0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:53.120 I don't think I've ever told the story was an 0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:56.719 app on my iPod Touch and an iPod Touch, and 0:46:56.920 --> 0:46:59.000 I was so scared of my parents finding something on 0:46:59.000 --> 0:47:01.160 my iPod Touch. So what I would do is I 0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:03.760 would I didn't even download the app. I would search 0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:05.920 in the app store Brazilian Boys and it was a 0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:08.719 calendar and it was just beautiful for every month of 0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:12.120 the year. And they were in Speedo and I didn't 0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:14.319 download the app because they'd see it. I would jerk 0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:16.000 off to the preview photos. 0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.399 Oh my god, in the app store, and they would 0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:21.520 never they would never know. So how well were you 0:47:21.560 --> 0:47:22.040 at that point? 0:47:22.280 --> 0:47:24.799 Oh god, I would have been in year seven. 0:47:24.760 --> 0:47:26.960 And so you're telling me that you was such a 0:47:27.040 --> 0:47:30.560 late bloomer in coming out as gay, but surely you 0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:32.040 would have realized. 0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:34.000 Oh no, I totally yeah, it was straight no, no, no no. 0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:35.880 I just thought, really. 0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:38.160 Well, the best thing that my parents ever did for 0:47:38.200 --> 0:47:41.040 me was get me a bunk bed with office storage underneath, 0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:43.719 because there was like the bunk bed and then underneath 0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:46.000 you pulled out the desk. But then that meant that 0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:49.160 there was like a little alcove underneath the bed that 0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:51.680 you could kind of like crawl space you'd go under. 0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:54.360 And so one time I was at the doctors, and 0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:56.560 I was waiting the doctors, and I waited in the 0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:58.359 four hour while my mum and sister went in because 0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:00.200 I could play with the toys. But then I got 0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:03.080 into the magazines and I saw a photo of remember 0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:05.719 Blair from Big Brother season one? He was like a 0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:07.880 runner up, so I thought he was good. 0:48:09.280 --> 0:48:11.719 To remember so well Nathan from High five was. But 0:48:11.760 --> 0:48:13.400 then Blair was like, yeah. 0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:17.000 He was too pleased to be there, Nathan from which. 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:20.319 Is my words of affirmation, you know what I mean, 0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:24.520 happy to be here on? So yeah, Anyway, I ripped 0:48:24.560 --> 0:48:26.960 out this picture of Blair in the doctor's surgery, put 0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:29.279 him in my pocket, took it home blue tacked it 0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:32.959 underneath my bed and so I could crawl in there 0:48:33.120 --> 0:48:35.760 and then like, you know, to go to town on Blair. 0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:39.920 Wow, incredible jerk off. 0:48:39.719 --> 0:48:42.600 Too, I don't remember. Because we had ship intonet in 0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:44.480 boge Gates, I couldn't watch porn or anything. I think 0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:46.520 I just used my imagination, to be honest, that. 0:48:46.560 --> 0:48:49.719 Is so wild, like a pilgrim. 0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:51.200 I know. And I actually was a bit of a 0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:53.200 late bloomer in terms of I reckon. I was seventeen 0:48:53.200 --> 0:48:55.760 when I realized that it was men that I was interested. 0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:58.960 I realized it like thirteen, I knew, but I suppressed it. 0:48:59.080 --> 0:49:01.000 You know, I knew it too years old. I knew 0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:04.480 watching Nathan from her. Yeah, kid, like I knew, but 0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:06.680 I bet what's weird is I knew it wasn't right. 0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:09.040 But also what's weird is I didn't have anyone in 0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:10.959 my life that wasn't supportive of it. 0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:13.359 Like so I didn't know why I knew, but I 0:49:13.440 --> 0:49:13.880 just knew. 0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:16.080 How is your coming out? Your parents fine with it? 0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:16.560 Yeah? 0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:19.040 Yeah, Like Mum was a bit like weird about it 0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:21.560 because she just I think, like panicked a little bit, like, 0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:23.640 oh my god, my son's gonna get bashed and end 0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:25.560 up in a gutter and yeah it's gonna be hate 0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:28.440 crimed and whatever, blah blah blah. Like she really, I 0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:30.600 was like, you just need to calm down, Like I'm 0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:33.279 the same person like you, just I'm going to be 0:49:33.320 --> 0:49:35.480 exactly the same. And like I think I changed my 0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:41.000 thing on MySpace to like preference male or interested in 0:49:41.040 --> 0:49:43.799 man and yeah, interested in men, and she like was like, 0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:44.239 get that. 0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:46.879 Off the internet. You don't know what's going on. Blah blah. 0:49:46.920 --> 0:49:49.120 My dad didn't even have a clue. My dad was like, 0:49:49.120 --> 0:49:52.319 oh really, all right then, really, He's like, I never 0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:54.319 would have known, and you played soccer for so many years. 0:49:54.480 --> 0:49:56.480 I'm like, yeah, why do you think I'm like soccer? 0:49:56.560 --> 0:49:56.840 Dalla? 0:49:56.920 --> 0:50:00.920 Yeah, because summer camp was off. You can chat up 0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:01.920 the reef, that's fine. 0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:08.680 I was picking flowers as the goalkeeper sometimes. 0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:11.000 The goalkeeper series, because my I remember the soccer coach 0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:13.320 asked my parents to stop bringing makers during the games. 0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:15.400 I just wander around the field and pick up leaves 0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:18.680 and shit and like twelve them round. Yeah, oh my god, 0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:19.680 you did the same thing. Pick. 0:50:20.239 --> 0:50:23.680 They either put me in goal keeper or I was 0:50:23.719 --> 0:50:25.799 like right defence because I had such a big boot 0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:27.319 on me, so the ball would come down and I. 0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:29.160 Just whack it back up the other alien. 0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:31.080 But we had like a really good team, so I 0:50:31.120 --> 0:50:32.920 hardly ever had to touch the ball anyway. So I 0:50:33.000 --> 0:50:36.040 genuinely was like picking flowers and making flowers. 0:50:37.160 --> 0:50:40.239 Sweet, so sweet. You've had you on now. Unfortunately, we 0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:43.520 do have a podcast curse on this show. Every guest 0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:44.960 that we've ever had, and I just have to tell 0:50:45.000 --> 0:50:47.960 you it's fully transparent. Every guest that we've ever had 0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:51.080 on this show. To promote their podcast, the podcast subsequently 0:50:51.120 --> 0:50:51.800 gets canceled. 0:50:52.320 --> 0:50:53.840 What do you mean? So we've got a bit of 0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:56.279 an iGEM curse, But it's mostly if we do a 0:50:56.320 --> 0:50:58.919 crossover episode. So like if we did an episode where 0:50:58.960 --> 0:51:01.600 you and Brittany year and then you had us on 0:51:01.880 --> 0:51:03.719 your podcast and we released it the same week and 0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:05.480 it was like, go listen to their podcast part one, 0:51:05.480 --> 0:51:08.080 part two, vibe. If we ever do anything like that, 0:51:08.160 --> 0:51:11.080 the other person's podcast can end within a fortnight. 0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.480 It's happened four times. Yeah, not even joking. I think 0:51:13.520 --> 0:51:14.040 it's happened. 0:51:14.280 --> 0:51:16.400 Yeah, maybe four or at least three or four. Will 0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:18.560 you tell me who it is? Yeah, So we killed 0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:23.080 We killed oh Dea. We collaborated with them. They died 0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.959 like a month later. We killed One Trick Tony, which 0:51:26.000 --> 0:51:29.000 was Tony Lodger's first podcast that she did solo, and 0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.319 we did a crossover with her. She's back with a vengeance. Mind. 0:51:31.440 --> 0:51:33.600 I was going to say, did she end that? And 0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:35.320 then was there some time before Tony? 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:36.839 And yeah, yeah, there. 0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:39.200 Was like maybe even a year between at least a 0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:42.040 solo a few months and so we killed One Trick 0:51:42.080 --> 0:51:46.280 Tony and then we killed Party Tricks, which was Talisha 0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:49.400 and Oscar. They literally within the fortnight after we did 0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:51.800 our crossover, they stopped making their podcast. And now I 0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:54.360 think we may have killed Judge Gina, but we're just 0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:57.520 not sure yet. To see. 0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.239 Well, she wasn't very nice to us, But I. 0:51:59.160 --> 0:52:01.960 Think you're safe because you have. We didn't do the 0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:03.640 crossover thing, the part although. 0:52:03.560 --> 0:52:04.759 All those of you and it was all it was 0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:05.360 all lust. 0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:07.239 Although we had you on to promote trash Alley when 0:52:07.280 --> 0:52:11.239 it launched. So maybe eventually the that's fine because I 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:14.160 mean not that I'm looking forward to the future or anything, 0:52:14.200 --> 0:52:17.640 but like if it does, at least I'm prepared. I 0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:21.440 think I'm really traumatized from trash Ally ending, and I 0:52:21.480 --> 0:52:23.440 went through a lot of trauma with that, like just 0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:26.879 that whole I was actually so glad that i'd left 0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:29.359 the podcast at that point, because if the rug had 0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:32.319 been pulled out from under my feet the way it 0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:34.319 was when trash ali ended, you didn't even get to 0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:36.760 say goodbye. It was like, we're back next year, bigger 0:52:36.760 --> 0:52:38.880 than better than they ever trash Bags and then just 0:52:38.920 --> 0:52:41.400 no more episodes. I would have had the biggest fucking 0:52:41.440 --> 0:52:43.200 tantrum of that happened to me. So it's a good 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:44.800 thing I wasn't there. I wouldn't have handled it. I 0:52:44.840 --> 0:52:48.000 think I was just so exhausted because like, in all honesty, 0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:50.160 like this year twenty twenty three has just been a 0:52:50.239 --> 0:52:53.560 really shit year for me, Like it's been I've hidden 0:52:53.560 --> 0:52:55.880 a lot from online, but like it's been a really 0:52:55.880 --> 0:52:57.240 traumatic year with a lot. 0:52:57.120 --> 0:53:01.440 Of things going on for me. And I'm like, once 0:53:01.480 --> 0:53:03.960 they said it wasn't happening, it was kind of like 0:53:04.040 --> 0:53:06.719 by that point because we did. I found out. Other 0:53:06.719 --> 0:53:09.120 people think that we found out months beforehand. I found 0:53:09.120 --> 0:53:11.400 out about four to five days before I announced it 0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:12.719 because I was like, I need to get this out 0:53:12.760 --> 0:53:13.840 now because. 0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:16.399 People have been wait again, like what time of the year. 0:53:16.640 --> 0:53:19.759 I think maybe May, maybe April. So people were just 0:53:19.800 --> 0:53:21.279 like for the first four months of the year, going 0:53:21.320 --> 0:53:23.279 where a new episode? When are they coming back? Yeah? 0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:25.480 And the thing was like I was so traumatized by 0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:28.360 that because I had put in so much blood, sweat 0:53:28.360 --> 0:53:31.600 and tears. I mean, I like, you know that I 0:53:31.640 --> 0:53:34.040 was like hoping that trash Alley was going to be 0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:36.520 like just the biggest and best it could have ever been. 0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:39.600 Like it's so this time, what I'm saying is although 0:53:39.640 --> 0:53:42.080 I'm like, obviously so excited and we hope it's going 0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:45.120 to last forever, the reality is I've been through this before, 0:53:45.160 --> 0:53:47.520 so I'm a little bit more guarded with this new podcast, 0:53:47.600 --> 0:53:50.879 High Scrollers, and look, if that does happen and they go, hey, 0:53:50.960 --> 0:53:53.280 we're not going to do it anymore. This time around, 0:53:53.400 --> 0:53:55.960 I'm like going into it guarded and that I'm like 0:53:56.080 --> 0:53:59.480 protected in the fact that if that happens, I know 0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:02.040 what to do, and look, I'll make another podcast. It'll 0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:04.920 be my own, I'll own everything, and we'll start from 0:54:04.920 --> 0:54:08.080 scratch and we'll do it again. I mean, the're not manifesting. No, 0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:11.000 we're not manifesting that. I think we're all good. But 0:54:11.120 --> 0:54:13.320 obviously I hope I never have to do that. And 0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:14.880 High Scroll is just you know, we'll be doing it 0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:17.239 when we're seventy because it's been one episode and I'm 0:54:17.280 --> 0:54:18.239 absolutely loving it. 0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:20.719 Yeah, it just sounded like you guys were having fun 0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:22.160 and that's all you need. It was a lot of 0:54:22.200 --> 0:54:24.560 It sounded like a good vibe to me. Yeah, and 0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:27.080 it is a good vibe. I'm very happy with the vibe. 0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:28.600 Doreck and Brittany would want to come on here and 0:54:28.640 --> 0:54:31.520 do a crossover episode or no, what I'm trying to sabotage. 0:54:31.520 --> 0:54:33.520 I think she'd have to come on by herself, because 0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:36.560 now that you've said that the crossover. 0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:41.040 Like deliberate sabotage. Get her on as a solo host 0:54:41.360 --> 0:54:43.040 either any podcast you hate that you want us to 0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:45.960 collab with so we can bring him down. Not yet, 0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:52.560 We'll see who takes out a number one spot next? 0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:53.799 Is it just me. 0:54:56.200 --> 0:55:02.880 Listening on Spotify? I'm don't forget to leave a all. 0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:04.239 Right now while we've got to hear orright, Hey, I 0:55:04.280 --> 0:55:07.360 did listen to episode one of High Scrollers, and like 0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:11.160 I said before, I learnt a lot that episode. One 0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:14.839 of them was a new TikTok trend that's been doing 0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:17.960 the rounds in the last month or so, and I'm 0:55:17.960 --> 0:55:19.560 going to get you to talk to us about it. 0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:22.000 You can tell the story because you know you're well 0:55:22.040 --> 0:55:25.240 researched for your podcast. So we're doing a TikTok school today. 0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:28.799 Oh my god, take it away. 0:55:28.800 --> 0:55:29.440 What do we need to know? 0:55:29.640 --> 0:55:32.160 Okay, So there's a new trend on TikTok and there's 0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:35.880 been this warning issue because it's actually quite dangerous. And 0:55:35.960 --> 0:55:38.839 the trend is that you that our parents will get 0:55:38.840 --> 0:55:41.279 their toddlers two or three years old to do some 0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:44.399 pretend baking with them, and instead of cracking the egg 0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:46.160 you know, on the counter or on the bowl, they 0:55:46.200 --> 0:55:48.440 crack the egg on the toddler's head. I love, and 0:55:48.440 --> 0:55:50.080 then see the reaction and most of them, you know, 0:55:50.120 --> 0:55:52.480 get upset or cry or whatever, or. 0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:55.319 They're just unfazed. Yes, like they've just had an egg 0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:56.320 cracked on the head and they're. 0:55:56.160 --> 0:55:58.640 Just like I've seen it at a giggle because I 0:55:58.640 --> 0:55:59.360 don't know what else to do. 0:55:59.400 --> 0:56:02.359 They get shot and so the anyway, experts have come 0:56:02.400 --> 0:56:04.760 out and said this is really bad and you shouldn't 0:56:04.760 --> 0:56:05.239 be doing this. 0:56:05.440 --> 0:56:08.600 It also sounds bad on paper, just smacking fucking eggs 0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:10.799 on your kid's face. Let's take a listen. This is 0:56:10.840 --> 0:56:12.680 some of the tiktoks that have been going around. 0:56:21.719 --> 0:56:23.960 I've been hit by an egg. I've been eggs before 0:56:24.320 --> 0:56:26.000 you and it sort of just kind of shocks you, 0:56:26.000 --> 0:56:27.680 like in the bodice, never in the head. 0:56:27.719 --> 0:56:29.160 It's just a bit weird to do it to a 0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:31.799 child when they don't expect it, because what are the 0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:34.280 experts saying? Again, It's like, oh, they'll develop trust issues, 0:56:35.719 --> 0:56:37.600 not only is it. You know, you shouldn't be hitting 0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:39.000 it on the head in the first place. 0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:42.680 Obviously there's other issues, like there's a bit of trauma there, 0:56:43.040 --> 0:56:46.279 you know, and it can lead to things later in 0:56:46.360 --> 0:56:49.560 life and upset them, you know, and they'll never be 0:56:49.560 --> 0:56:54.120 able to eat eggs maybe, of course, of course a baker. 0:56:54.160 --> 0:56:55.560 My mom used to hit me with a wooden spoon 0:56:55.640 --> 0:56:57.879 and I make a great ragu So I don't believe. 0:56:58.480 --> 0:57:00.640 Make a great Did you really get the wouldn't spoon 0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:02.320 right on the ass cheek? That's crazy? 0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:05.000 My mum always threatened the wooden spoon and would pull 0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:06.239 it out, but never hit me. 0:57:07.120 --> 0:57:09.040 Yeah, I got it. I think it's actually snapped once. 0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:09.560 That's true. 0:57:09.600 --> 0:57:10.160 Wow. 0:57:10.360 --> 0:57:12.040 Fuck my parents are now in federal prison. 0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:14.040 But this is a good case study, you know. So 0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:16.960 now do you like being spanked? 0:57:18.840 --> 0:57:19.040 Play? 0:57:19.120 --> 0:57:19.320 Yeah? 0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:21.640 Yeah? 0:57:22.080 --> 0:57:22.640 It interesting. 0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:24.760 So I mean, maybe these children are going to grow 0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:28.440 up to, you know, having some weird egg feedish, you know. 0:57:28.600 --> 0:57:31.960 But obviously there's been a dramatic reaction saying why the 0:57:31.960 --> 0:57:34.439 fuck are people smashing eggs on their kids forests, which 0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:38.280 is valid because you might psychologically fuck them up, I understand. However, 0:57:38.840 --> 0:57:42.120 there is part of me that also thinks tough enough. 0:57:42.640 --> 0:57:46.400 Surely an egg to the forehead can't actually hurt that much? 0:57:46.480 --> 0:57:49.160 Ken it? And I was listening to high scholars and 0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:52.160 it's interesting we must fucking still share a brain, all right, hey, 0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:54.640 Because I was thinking, surely he's going to go to 0:57:54.680 --> 0:57:57.080 the Nova kitchen and pull out an egg and smack 0:57:57.120 --> 0:57:59.200 it on Britney's head to test the theory that Kate. 0:57:59.120 --> 0:58:01.520 Richie was going to have for her breakfast in the 0:58:01.520 --> 0:58:02.720 morning her breaky show. 0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:05.280 But that never came about. So I thought, well, now 0:58:05.320 --> 0:58:07.120 that you're here, we're doing it on our and I've 0:58:07.120 --> 0:58:07.800 got some eggs. 0:58:07.880 --> 0:58:08.600 We've got a dozen. 0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:11.040 I just want to test if an egg to the 0:58:11.080 --> 0:58:13.600 forehead is enough to actually make a child cry or are 0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:14.640 they just being little bitches? 0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:16.800 Who's drawing the short straw? I think I think you 0:58:16.840 --> 0:58:18.520 should hit it against either matter or I. 0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:21.240 You reckon, not me. I've got to I've got to 0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:25.560 go out after this. Sorry, I'm the guest in the hand. 0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:26.720 Do you want it on your head? 0:58:26.960 --> 0:58:29.880 Well? Actually, yeah, fuck it, I don't mind, because I 0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:31.480 just want to know does it even hurt. 0:58:31.800 --> 0:58:33.920 I'll hit it on your head then, so okay, Well 0:58:34.560 --> 0:58:36.120 you'd direct Okay. 0:58:36.160 --> 0:58:37.840 I was going to say, we'll take turns because you 0:58:37.880 --> 0:58:39.920 know what, you might have more of a gentle. Actually, 0:58:39.920 --> 0:58:42.640 can I get a tail or something because it'll go. 0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:46.120 It's very extensive. I'm going to wipe off some of 0:58:46.120 --> 0:58:47.919 my sou silica acid that I'll put on this morning. 0:58:47.960 --> 0:58:49.080 They're very cold, Mitchell. 0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:54.640 And for our international listeners, an egg is Mitchell's gone 0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:57.000 into the bathroom where it's got the a soft just 0:58:57.080 --> 0:59:00.600 as he does courtesy if yours truely, come on, got 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:02.880 a towel? Oh, we're putting the towels down. God, it's 0:59:02.880 --> 0:59:04.680 been a while since I've had to put a towel down. 0:59:04.760 --> 0:59:05.040 John. 0:59:05.480 --> 0:59:07.240 We just make a mess these days. 0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:11.000 Yeah what No, I'm fully with you. 0:59:11.120 --> 0:59:12.240 What happens to the mess? 0:59:12.920 --> 0:59:16.080 You just add to it. It's like a hoarder's house. Christ, 0:59:16.080 --> 0:59:17.560 you're putting a shawl on. 0:59:18.000 --> 0:59:20.040 Al right, it looks like I'm getting a haircut, all right, 0:59:20.480 --> 0:59:22.200 I'm yeah, okay, here we go. 0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:24.400 So Mitch, I'm going to just shuffle this way a 0:59:24.440 --> 0:59:26.080 little bit because I feel like you've got quite a 0:59:26.160 --> 0:59:27.040 violent throw on you. 0:59:27.680 --> 0:59:30.240 I'm gonna I'm going to hold the bucket under my 0:59:30.360 --> 0:59:32.680 head so that the egg remnants can sort of drip 0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:32.960 in there. 0:59:33.000 --> 0:59:35.880 Yeah, all right, And am I going to do? I 0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:37.160 just knock it on your forehead. 0:59:37.240 --> 0:59:38.640 Yeah, but you've got to catch me off guard when 0:59:38.680 --> 0:59:40.120 I least expect it. So I think if we just 0:59:40.160 --> 0:59:42.800 have a conversation. Okay, there's no three too one. That's 0:59:43.320 --> 0:59:45.840 that's how they get the kids right, aren't expecting it? 0:59:45.880 --> 0:59:48.320 Tell us what you're cooking. Maybe talk about what you're cooking. 0:59:49.440 --> 0:59:51.720 Well, I'd like to make a little omelet for breakfast 0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:54.120 when I when I cook my eggs a whisk two together, 0:59:54.160 --> 0:59:57.800 there's an everything eggs seasoning which is just gorgeous. Sprinkle 0:59:57.880 --> 1:00:05.000 a bit of all right, talkers through it. Sure, how 1:00:05.040 --> 1:00:05.520 you feel like? 1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:09.400 How did you feel? No? 1:00:09.600 --> 1:00:12.480 Fuck that trend. I feel violated. 1:00:12.680 --> 1:00:15.840 Melbourne hook up, you look violated. 1:00:16.200 --> 1:00:17.840 In fact, you look like my bed when we don't 1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:21.760 put a town down. I'm not the whites. 1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:25.640 The whites dribbling down his eyes for a second. It's 1:00:25.720 --> 1:00:28.600 gone a bit red. It's about to get it out. 1:00:28.640 --> 1:00:30.800 Yeah, by the way, that was the real fucking whack 1:00:30.840 --> 1:00:33.280 from you. Thanks for that. I don't think I need 1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:34.360 to do that's water. 1:00:35.080 --> 1:00:37.800 Yeah, I've got all over my head. I made a 1:00:37.800 --> 1:00:38.480 mess of myself. 1:00:38.560 --> 1:00:42.160 It's actually just the shock because you actually caught me 1:00:42.200 --> 1:00:43.840 off guard. Even though I knew it was coming, I 1:00:43.840 --> 1:00:47.360 still didn't expect it was very it was. I wouldn't 1:00:47.360 --> 1:00:49.880 say that it hurt. There was a little bit of 1:00:49.880 --> 1:00:50.600 a sting there. 1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:53.320 Can I just say, if this is upset you, I 1:00:53.320 --> 1:00:55.840 imagine I can get where the experts are coming from. 1:00:55.920 --> 1:00:56.800 That would shock a baby. 1:00:56.920 --> 1:01:00.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, these are fully toddlers that just their 1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:02.080 parents are whacking them with eggs like. It's a very 1:01:02.120 --> 1:01:03.960 weird trend to even come about. 1:01:04.320 --> 1:01:05.600 Do you want to do me or no? 1:01:05.800 --> 1:01:08.120 I don't think it sounds like you're asking for it now. 1:01:08.160 --> 1:01:10.120 I'm all right, I don't mind. I don't need to. 1:01:11.200 --> 1:01:12.120 The points been made. 1:01:12.600 --> 1:01:15.240 Are you sure you know what one? Yeah? 1:01:15.360 --> 1:01:15.560 Fine? 1:01:15.640 --> 1:01:17.440 Yeah, but you've got a fucking brain newness. Should I 1:01:17.480 --> 1:01:18.520 really be waiting too? Yeah? 1:01:18.560 --> 1:01:21.320 My neurologist won't be impressing. It'll be right, pass me 1:01:21.400 --> 1:01:22.120 the tower. 1:01:25.560 --> 1:01:27.640 This, but I think you should close your eyes so 1:01:27.680 --> 1:01:29.440 that you really don't know when it's coming. 1:01:29.840 --> 1:01:31.720 Yeah, here we go. 1:01:31.680 --> 1:01:34.280 Okay, so here I am. So what I'm doing is 1:01:34.320 --> 1:01:35.200 I've actually. 1:01:38.640 --> 1:01:40.120 No that was really full on. 1:01:40.720 --> 1:01:42.120 That was ridiculous. 1:01:42.400 --> 1:01:44.040 I want to caught you off guard, didn't I No, 1:01:44.240 --> 1:01:47.160 I actually fully expected that. Okay, so tell us how 1:01:47.160 --> 1:01:49.240 you're going in my head? I need you. I need 1:01:49.280 --> 1:01:50.640 you to tell us how you're feeling. 1:01:50.720 --> 1:01:54.880 I feel like I'm at school, he's on plantation islands here, 1:01:54.920 --> 1:01:57.800 that I've just been cokied in a wood hut. 1:01:58.120 --> 1:01:58.640 Me then. 1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:03.600 I actually feel really violated. 1:02:03.720 --> 1:02:05.280 It's very degrading, isn't it? 1:02:05.840 --> 1:02:07.440 Through that at my head, and. 1:02:07.440 --> 1:02:10.000 You actually got it so much worse than Mitchell. Mitchell 1:02:10.040 --> 1:02:12.439 had like a little bit. You've got a full egg 1:02:12.520 --> 1:02:14.600 to the fat. You look like you're crying yolk. 1:02:14.840 --> 1:02:17.440 Move on, wrap the segment. 1:02:18.080 --> 1:02:20.560 I think we should wrap the shower after that. What 1:02:20.640 --> 1:02:23.000 are you chucking a tantrum? We've got to wrap the 1:02:23.000 --> 1:02:24.600 show because now I've got to pop to Woolies and 1:02:24.600 --> 1:02:25.840 need more eggs for breakfast. 1:02:26.000 --> 1:02:29.600 Fucking hell true in this current climate, Mitchell, in the 1:02:29.640 --> 1:02:32.880 cost of living situation, just wasting eggs over. 1:02:33.280 --> 1:02:35.720 Say what you want about abusing children, but wasting eggs 1:02:35.800 --> 1:02:36.640 is the biggest crime. 1:02:37.120 --> 1:02:38.840 Glad you guys are having fucking fun. 1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:43.360 Oh, you need to wipe your forehead and your cheek. 1:02:43.600 --> 1:02:45.840 There we go injury, all right? We should get out 1:02:45.840 --> 1:02:49.120 of here, shouldn't we? And you tidy yourself up. It's 1:02:49.160 --> 1:02:50.440 been lovely, it's been a pleasure. 1:02:50.480 --> 1:02:52.080 Thank you so much for having me and letting me 1:02:52.120 --> 1:02:55.560 promo my brand new podcast. High Scroll is available wherever 1:02:55.680 --> 1:02:56.680 you get your podcast. 1:02:56.800 --> 1:02:58.840 There'll be a link in the show notes, won't there? Oh? 1:02:58.880 --> 1:03:01.400 I guess there is. Now you've said it. Fuck, remind 1:03:01.480 --> 1:03:02.800 me later to pop that link in there. 1:03:02.840 --> 1:03:04.600 And once we get up and running and we actually 1:03:04.640 --> 1:03:06.480 probably have some guests on. You know, it's a bit 1:03:06.600 --> 1:03:09.120 nap to have it on week two, but let us 1:03:09.120 --> 1:03:10.800 get through ten or so episodes and then we'll have 1:03:10.880 --> 1:03:12.880 an is it just me crossover? We love it, but 1:03:12.920 --> 1:03:14.520 we'll have to do it in a creative way where 1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:16.600 we don't actually cross over because we don't want the curve. 1:03:16.680 --> 1:03:18.960 No, I won't curse you, but no anytime if you 1:03:19.000 --> 1:03:20.480 want to have it somewhere, really we just want I 1:03:20.480 --> 1:03:22.000 don't know if we I don't know if we'll drop 1:03:22.040 --> 1:03:24.640 everything and show up within twenty minutes like you have. 1:03:24.800 --> 1:03:27.240 We appreciate that, all right, See you guys. Thank you 1:03:27.320 --> 1:03:30.320 for listening. Five stars on Apple Podcasts on Spotify. If 1:03:30.320 --> 1:03:32.320 you still listen, this is putting shocked and if you're. 1:03:32.200 --> 1:03:35.080 Listening on Spotify, tap that notification BELTI you never miss 1:03:35.120 --> 1:03:38.520 an episode. H triggered. It's like riding the bark, isn't it? 1:03:38.560 --> 1:03:39.080 I remember? 1:03:39.200 --> 1:03:40.560 All right, we'll see you guys in a week. 1:03:40.640 --> 1:03:44.440 Goodbye, catch us an Idiot's Faith? Is it just me? 1:03:45.000 --> 1:03:47.200 A podcast by a couple of miches. 1:03:47.480 --> 1:04:01.920 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 1:04:02.720 --> 1:04:05.640 Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On 1:04:05.640 --> 1:04:07.480 the end, we pretend the show is done, but it isn't. 1:04:07.720 --> 1:04:09.840 Mitchell, there is yolk on the other side of the 1:04:09.880 --> 1:04:11.800 fucking room. That's how hard you threw that egg. 1:04:11.840 --> 1:04:13.760 Look. Sorry, was I a bit rough with you? 1:04:13.880 --> 1:04:15.320 I think so, Matt. Do you think that was a 1:04:15.320 --> 1:04:16.040 bit uncalled for? 1:04:16.520 --> 1:04:18.400 It was rough, but like I feel like it was 1:04:18.480 --> 1:04:19.360 warranted for the. 1:04:19.440 --> 1:04:21.600 Show honestly what I had it coming to do? 1:04:22.000 --> 1:04:26.040 As in, I feel like like you hit it probably 1:04:26.080 --> 1:04:29.040 how hard a toddler would be getting it on Mitchell 1:04:29.120 --> 1:04:31.040 where I was to do it. I feel like. 1:04:31.240 --> 1:04:34.200 Mitchell's egg crack on your forehead was actually an egg 1:04:34.240 --> 1:04:36.640 crack because you know, as you said, the yolk didn't 1:04:36.640 --> 1:04:37.760 even break for Mitchell. 1:04:37.520 --> 1:04:40.240 Yours was very neat, like there was an egg everywhere 1:04:41.200 --> 1:04:43.640 on me and it all just fell delicately into the 1:04:43.680 --> 1:04:45.600 bowl in front of me where it's yours everywhere, it's 1:04:45.600 --> 1:04:46.720 on our knee, on side. 1:04:46.640 --> 1:04:49.320 Like it's actually making my skin tighten, like it's made 1:04:49.360 --> 1:04:49.720 my skin. 1:04:50.280 --> 1:04:53.000 Do people use egg masks anti aging? 1:04:53.200 --> 1:04:55.760 Yeah? Maybe I'll be thinking you in a week. 1:04:55.600 --> 1:04:58.280 Because isn't it just an embryo. It's like putting babies 1:04:58.280 --> 1:05:03.360 on It is kind of the white bit in an 1:05:03.360 --> 1:05:07.720 egg is the umbilical cord? No, little white fluffy beer. Yes, 1:05:07.760 --> 1:05:10.840 that's the umbilical cord. Apparently saw that on TikTok the 1:05:10.920 --> 1:05:11.280 other day. 1:05:11.280 --> 1:05:13.640 There you go, the things you know and many thing 1:05:13.640 --> 1:05:15.560 you wanted to bring up. I mean, this is add brief. 1:05:15.760 --> 1:05:18.439 So the first thing I needed to bring up is 1:05:18.520 --> 1:05:23.120 that you've brought Mitchell a soop. Oh yeah, yeah, let's 1:05:23.160 --> 1:05:25.160 get on so I could talk about that. 1:05:25.320 --> 1:05:27.920 Let me let me discuss with you. I for Mitchell, 1:05:27.960 --> 1:05:30.840 one of my dearest closest friends, for his birthday when 1:05:30.920 --> 1:05:33.520 I'm gonna old splurge, I'll buy him an asoce gift 1:05:33.800 --> 1:05:37.000 a sauce, I'll buy him a Fast Fashion I'll buy 1:05:37.040 --> 1:05:38.640 him a soop a gift pack so I got him 1:05:38.680 --> 1:05:41.840 the body wash geranium Leaf, gorgeous, and then the matching 1:05:41.880 --> 1:05:44.920 body exfoliant, which is gorgeous. It's so nice, and he goes, 1:05:44.960 --> 1:05:45.440 what is this? 1:05:45.920 --> 1:05:49.160 Okay? It wasn't like it was more just you expected 1:05:49.160 --> 1:05:51.400 more of a reaction because I did. 1:05:51.400 --> 1:05:53.040 I paused and wait for the pause and that. 1:05:53.080 --> 1:05:54.800 But the thing is that I'm not a skin care 1:05:54.840 --> 1:05:58.040 nerd like you, So it didn't I didn't realize, Yes, 1:05:58.200 --> 1:06:01.240 the magnitude of the gift, buying ASoP for someone who's 1:06:01.240 --> 1:06:03.600 apparently very fucking general matte. And by the way, for 1:06:03.640 --> 1:06:06.080 what it's worth, I love it. I believe it. The 1:06:06.120 --> 1:06:06.960 ap shit. 1:06:06.920 --> 1:06:09.120 And it lasts all day. It actually leaves your body 1:06:09.200 --> 1:06:11.440 smelling good all day. It's so nice. 1:06:11.520 --> 1:06:13.560 And so you wanted to bring that up, well, because 1:06:13.600 --> 1:06:15.400 I've got like a little hack for you, so for 1:06:15.480 --> 1:06:17.360 when it runs out right, Because I went to a 1:06:17.360 --> 1:06:20.000 housewarming party for one of my friends Rat and she 1:06:20.120 --> 1:06:22.640 had the ASoP in the in the bathroom and I've 1:06:22.720 --> 1:06:25.479 used the aceop, I've washed my hands and I've gone 1:06:25.600 --> 1:06:27.600 chase that smells delicious. 1:06:27.800 --> 1:06:30.240 That's just so that sold me on a soop. 1:06:30.280 --> 1:06:34.400 Actually, that is just gordgeous, really not seriously, I've come 1:06:34.440 --> 1:06:37.880 out of the bathroom, I'm going everyone smelled my hands 1:06:38.720 --> 1:06:41.680 the ASoP. It's just got have a smell of this, 1:06:41.800 --> 1:06:44.840 you know, waltzing around talking about how good it is. 1:06:45.160 --> 1:06:48.200 So she told me that once the a soop runs out, 1:06:48.240 --> 1:06:51.040 she just fills it up with the home brand, the 1:06:51.080 --> 1:06:53.560 real fancy looking home brand one that's like, you know. 1:06:53.600 --> 1:06:56.880 The sandal wood. I think I've gotten that too, Yeah, right, 1:06:56.960 --> 1:06:58.800 So you just put that in the ASoP and then 1:06:59.000 --> 1:07:01.760 it just triggered. It makes people think the mind never 1:07:01.800 --> 1:07:04.640 matters that it's actually a sop. Because I was convinced 1:07:04.640 --> 1:07:06.400 that I needed to run out and get a soop 1:07:06.440 --> 1:07:08.560 and she was like, no, it's literally it was like 1:07:08.600 --> 1:07:10.920 a citrus and sandal would one from you in the 1:07:11.000 --> 1:07:13.440 ACEP bottle and they just you just think it's. 1:07:13.560 --> 1:07:15.480 Yeah, but it's gotta be one of those fancy ones. 1:07:15.520 --> 1:07:17.280 It can't be like a pal mile of honey and milk. 1:07:17.440 --> 1:07:19.560 No, it was like a dead tole one. Yeah, my 1:07:19.640 --> 1:07:22.560 dad does that where he gets like a really expensive 1:07:22.560 --> 1:07:25.760 bottle of wine empty. No, it just keeps the bottle 1:07:26.280 --> 1:07:27.920 and then if he's going to dinner with you know, 1:07:27.960 --> 1:07:30.040 the neighbors or something. He'll fill it up with red 1:07:30.080 --> 1:07:31.600 wine from a goon bag. 1:07:33.000 --> 1:07:36.520 Literal goon where's the cork that's not on? Did you 1:07:36.560 --> 1:07:37.760 just pretend to open it if he comes in? 1:07:37.760 --> 1:07:40.360 Then a wine bottle where you just screw it? There's 1:07:40.400 --> 1:07:43.920 no cork. Screw Wow, it's actually really you know, take 1:07:43.920 --> 1:07:45.520 it to a dinner party withever and they're like, oh, 1:07:45.560 --> 1:07:47.800 that's a nice drop's gorgeous. 1:07:47.840 --> 1:07:48.560 Where'd you get that? 1:07:48.600 --> 1:07:53.960 And he's like, b w smart. It's a bit more 1:07:54.000 --> 1:07:56.080 dodgy than the ASoP, isn't it. 1:07:56.120 --> 1:07:58.160 Like it's a little bit though. It's mind over matter 1:07:58.200 --> 1:08:00.840 because they all think it's beautiful wine, but it's fucking 1:08:00.920 --> 1:08:02.280 red wine goon from aldi. 1:08:02.760 --> 1:08:04.400 Do you think companies are doing this to us? Like 1:08:04.440 --> 1:08:05.960 do you think when you fill up ninety eight petrol 1:08:05.960 --> 1:08:06.840 it's actually ninety one? 1:08:06.880 --> 1:08:11.280 I've always thought this, it's different. I've always thought this 1:08:11.600 --> 1:08:13.960 every single time I go. I go, how do I 1:08:14.000 --> 1:08:14.959 know this isn't just water? 1:08:15.160 --> 1:08:19.479 Yes? Yes, I know. I'm not paying two dollars sixty 1:08:19.520 --> 1:08:20.639 eight water. 1:08:20.760 --> 1:08:23.799 I think the same thing. Well, we were very excited 1:08:23.800 --> 1:08:26.240 that the podcast has launched. Congratulations, Yeah, thank you. 1:08:26.600 --> 1:08:28.040 They do this thing. Mid to the end of the 1:08:28.080 --> 1:08:31.519 episode where they compare their screen time, like on their phone, 1:08:31.920 --> 1:08:35.240 what was yours? Again? Because eight hours? And yeah, your 1:08:35.240 --> 1:08:38.320 average daily screen time? What's yours? I feel like you'd 1:08:38.560 --> 1:08:40.720 you'd have a high screen time for sure, because it's 1:08:40.720 --> 1:08:41.320 allful work. 1:08:41.840 --> 1:08:42.759 How do you get to a setting? 1:08:42.840 --> 1:08:45.439 But so you're just in a conversation with you sometimes 1:08:45.439 --> 1:08:47.880 you just texting, just. 1:08:47.880 --> 1:08:51.000 Search search screen time. So mine is what was yours? 1:08:51.000 --> 1:08:52.360 Mat eight hours forty minutes? 1:08:52.400 --> 1:08:54.559 Okay, so mine is seven hours thirty four. 1:08:54.760 --> 1:08:55.599 No, it's pretty high. 1:08:55.680 --> 1:08:56.400 That's pretty high. 1:08:56.560 --> 1:08:58.720 It's a bit weird because that's like most of the day, 1:08:58.760 --> 1:08:59.040 isn't it. 1:08:59.320 --> 1:09:00.559 But it's on all activity. 1:09:01.160 --> 1:09:04.919 But that was the most alarming thing is that, for example, 1:09:05.040 --> 1:09:07.720 when we didn't actually end up keeping it in the episode, 1:09:07.960 --> 1:09:13.040 but I mentioned that Instagram was twenty eight hours for 1:09:13.120 --> 1:09:16.800 the week. Wow, so I've spent more than a full 1:09:16.880 --> 1:09:19.719 day of my week with the Instagram app open, which 1:09:19.800 --> 1:09:22.599 actually is sickening. And I love Instagram, and of course 1:09:22.600 --> 1:09:24.559 I had a big countdown that I had to. Yeah, 1:09:27.840 --> 1:09:30.559 but like to think that I had spent more than 1:09:30.560 --> 1:09:34.439 a day in a week on Instagram was kind of insane. 1:09:34.479 --> 1:09:36.240 And also the fact that it wasn't TikTok because I 1:09:36.240 --> 1:09:38.720 feel like I'm there's so much more to see on TikTok. 1:09:38.800 --> 1:09:41.639 Yeah, but yeah, no, it's actually sometimes I just don't 1:09:41.680 --> 1:09:43.840 open the TikTok app because I'm scared of how much 1:09:43.840 --> 1:09:46.479 time I'll waste, because I'll end up there for hours. 1:09:46.479 --> 1:09:48.760 Like when I'm on TikTok, I can't just browse for 1:09:48.800 --> 1:09:51.680 like twenty seconds like I do on Instagram. If I'm there, 1:09:51.720 --> 1:09:52.800 I'm usually hooked in there. 1:09:52.920 --> 1:09:55.479 I'm off TikTok. TikTok has lost its grip on me. 1:09:56.040 --> 1:09:58.600 I'm slickening, yeah, because I still like it. I just 1:09:58.760 --> 1:10:01.000 know what I'm like. I'm like, if I open this app, 1:10:01.040 --> 1:10:02.840 I could lose half the day. Oh I used to 1:10:02.840 --> 1:10:04.680 be like that, but once the algorithm gets to know 1:10:04.760 --> 1:10:07.080 you so fucking well. I didn't enjoy it because it 1:10:07.120 --> 1:10:10.120 was giving me breakup content that was so triggering, and 1:10:10.160 --> 1:10:11.760 I still get it. I can't get out of it. 1:10:11.800 --> 1:10:13.160 I've set my algorithm. 1:10:13.200 --> 1:10:15.680 Oh so that little hack about resetting the algorithm didn't work. 1:10:15.720 --> 1:10:18.639 No, I'm clearly that fucking heartbroken that it's like more 1:10:18.760 --> 1:10:21.920 breakup content. So every time I go on, it's all 1:10:21.960 --> 1:10:23.760 it is. It's awful. So I just don't go on 1:10:23.800 --> 1:10:24.559 TikTok anymore. 1:10:24.600 --> 1:10:26.840 I keep getting these. You know how you can put 1:10:26.840 --> 1:10:28.360 photos on TikTok and you scroll through. 1:10:28.520 --> 1:10:30.400 I love that I'm posting those. 1:10:30.320 --> 1:10:32.640 Oh, but fucking now I keep getting I must have 1:10:32.720 --> 1:10:35.960 watched one after resetting the algorithm and it was like, 1:10:36.400 --> 1:10:39.479 these quotes are so deep and thought provoking, they'll make 1:10:39.520 --> 1:10:41.400 you cry. And I was like, right, I, let's let's 1:10:41.400 --> 1:10:43.240 give these a go. And now that's all I get 1:10:43.320 --> 1:10:46.040 when I open my feet. So I accidentally looked at 1:10:46.040 --> 1:10:47.800 one of those for too long and it was one 1:10:47.800 --> 1:10:50.520 of those ones that like can you find the object 1:10:50.600 --> 1:10:53.120 or like find the missing of missing? You know what 1:10:53.120 --> 1:10:55.000 are they called? When you spot the difference? 1:10:55.040 --> 1:10:55.200 Yeah? 1:10:55.240 --> 1:10:56.680 Yeah, yeah. 1:10:56.720 --> 1:10:58.600 So there'll be ten of those in a slide, and 1:10:58.640 --> 1:11:00.559 obviously I've slid through like ten of them. 1:11:02.240 --> 1:11:05.599 Now that's all that comes up is which one's the murderer. 1:11:05.640 --> 1:11:07.439 And it's like the guy with bruises on his hands, 1:11:07.439 --> 1:11:09.240 You've got to figure out which one. I don't know, 1:11:09.320 --> 1:11:11.679 it's all weird, but that's what I get. 1:11:11.720 --> 1:11:13.920 This dumb guy with with wooden balls and a vat 1:11:13.960 --> 1:11:15.640 of oil and he's just pushing them around with the 1:11:15.680 --> 1:11:22.559 wood for mentally illness, and he's one. He's live all 1:11:22.600 --> 1:11:24.560 the time and it's just it's because the sound of 1:11:24.600 --> 1:11:27.000 the wooden balls in the oil, it's actually quite beautiful. 1:11:27.280 --> 1:11:29.360 But then he's speaking to Look, but have. 1:11:29.400 --> 1:11:32.200 You heard of the drama amongst the crystal community and 1:11:32.240 --> 1:11:33.479 the online store. 1:11:33.960 --> 1:11:35.760 Can you bring up one of these oil videos. I 1:11:35.800 --> 1:11:38.200 kind of want to see that now. It's really going 1:11:38.280 --> 1:11:39.200 and Crystal, the. 1:11:39.120 --> 1:11:41.760 Crystal community, well, the crystal community are just so rude. 1:11:41.800 --> 1:11:45.200 I think Brittany, who's not the other Britney, Britney very 1:11:45.200 --> 1:11:48.240 funny girl on TikTok God, I'm going to broast it's 1:11:48.240 --> 1:11:51.200 Britney Brisky was talking about it that the drama between 1:11:52.320 --> 1:11:55.559 all these online crystal sellers is insane. They're so rude 1:11:55.560 --> 1:11:57.120 to their customers because they know they're still going to 1:11:57.160 --> 1:11:59.160 make money. You go on live and it's like, all right, 1:11:59.200 --> 1:12:02.320 yellow crystal, yellow crystal, Paul's or Paul's got order, Pauls 1:12:02.320 --> 1:12:04.360 getting a blue amethyst, Well done, Paul. And then they 1:12:04.439 --> 1:12:07.000 pack their orders live. They've got this big box of crystals. 1:12:07.120 --> 1:12:09.080 But she goes if you listen long enough, they just 1:12:09.200 --> 1:12:11.840 cunts to their audience. It's like, hi, Is that a 1:12:11.840 --> 1:12:14.599 blue amethyst? They're like, no, it's not a blue amethyst. 1:12:14.680 --> 1:12:17.040 It's a yellow jade. You dumb shit in your block. 1:12:17.320 --> 1:12:19.160 But it's like they know they're making so many sales. 1:12:19.200 --> 1:12:22.320 They don't. Oh god, alright, I found an oil as 1:12:22.479 --> 1:12:25.160 MR ready, So what is it again? Okay, so it's 1:12:25.160 --> 1:12:27.240 it's as MR, which is do you know what ASMR 1:12:27.320 --> 1:12:28.160 stands for or. 1:12:29.880 --> 1:12:32.880 Is it a teoma's sensory meridian response? Oh? 1:12:33.080 --> 1:12:35.680 Fuck, well yeah one, I don't have. 1:12:35.640 --> 1:12:37.840 The autonomous it's something like that. 1:12:37.920 --> 1:12:40.680 Yeah, I don't know. I actually it's not right. It 1:12:40.720 --> 1:12:42.600 was a screenshop basically, it's meant to be relaxing. But 1:12:42.640 --> 1:12:44.800 what are they doing it is it's like a vat 1:12:44.840 --> 1:12:47.960 of water like a pot, and it's full of wooden 1:12:47.960 --> 1:12:50.280 balls and it's oil as well, so oil makes it 1:12:50.360 --> 1:12:52.680 really viscous and thick. Then he's got this ladle and 1:12:52.720 --> 1:12:54.120 he's just moving it around and it's like. 1:12:54.640 --> 1:13:04.160 Let's hear show up. Yeah, I don't know. A SMR 1:13:04.200 --> 1:13:06.840 doesn't do anything for me. I'm gonna be honest. Oh 1:13:07.040 --> 1:13:09.720 it's hitting mess. Sometimes it does, but this isn't good. 1:13:10.080 --> 1:13:11.320 I can do brown noise. 1:13:11.760 --> 1:13:15.000 Brown noise is brown nose on my AirPod Mini plays 1:13:15.040 --> 1:13:17.040 Brown Noise on the loop. Yeah, love brown noise. 1:13:17.120 --> 1:13:20.280 Brown Noise was amazing for me going to sleep, Like 1:13:20.320 --> 1:13:23.479 I'm for seping forty seconds of brown noise totally, But 1:13:23.560 --> 1:13:25.920 like ASMR doesn't really hit the clip for. 1:13:25.880 --> 1:13:26.720 Me, like do much. 1:13:26.800 --> 1:13:28.360 You know what I'm struggling with at the moment. On 1:13:28.400 --> 1:13:30.519 my Hot Girl Walks, I'm struggling with playlists. I'm like, 1:13:30.560 --> 1:13:32.680 where the funk? Where do I go? I'm doing that 1:13:32.720 --> 1:13:34.880 many walks. I just I've run out of can't listen 1:13:34.880 --> 1:13:37.280 to albums anymore. I've like gone through my favorites. I've 1:13:37.280 --> 1:13:40.479 done Miley Cyrus essentials every fucking day, and I can't 1:13:40.520 --> 1:13:41.519 get anything else in me. 1:13:41.880 --> 1:13:43.720 Yeah, it's in that dry patch to it, like I 1:13:43.760 --> 1:13:44.520 need something. 1:13:44.280 --> 1:13:48.320 New High scrollers, Yeah exactly. You know what, It's funny 1:13:48.320 --> 1:13:51.400 you mentioned hot girl work. Oh yeah, because I actually 1:13:51.640 --> 1:13:56.120 feel that the hot girl walk, the what do you? 1:13:56.160 --> 1:13:56.479 What do you? 1:13:56.600 --> 1:13:58.040 The brand, the hot girl or. 1:13:58.240 --> 1:14:02.960 Renaissance that has that has occurred from Mitchtury is actually 1:14:03.000 --> 1:14:06.400 making me want to share my Hot Girl Walks less 1:14:07.040 --> 1:14:10.960 because it's because it's your thing. Yeah, it's not your thing, 1:14:11.000 --> 1:14:13.719 and it's been a thing for ages. It's now become 1:14:13.840 --> 1:14:16.400 like your brand. But then I'm like, I'll go for 1:14:16.479 --> 1:14:19.120 a walk, and previous to you doing your hot Girl 1:14:19.120 --> 1:14:20.040 walks out, I would. 1:14:19.880 --> 1:14:22.519 Share my walk and be like, come well I did. 1:14:23.120 --> 1:14:25.840 And now, first of all, your walk and twenty five 1:14:25.920 --> 1:14:28.920 fucking kilometers a day, which is just ridiculous, walking very far, 1:14:29.240 --> 1:14:33.040 and you know you've started this Hotgirl Walk hashtag and 1:14:33.080 --> 1:14:36.280 whatever and apparently coming out with merch soon, which I mean, kudos, 1:14:36.400 --> 1:14:40.160 how excited, thank you, which also want to say, so 1:14:40.280 --> 1:14:44.040 I was like just checking whether hot Girl merch. Oh 1:14:44.040 --> 1:14:46.760 my god, hot girl, I think it is up has well. 1:14:46.800 --> 1:14:49.679 I couldn't see your one, but I could see another 1:14:49.760 --> 1:14:53.439 store called hot Girl walk dot com, I think, And 1:14:53.560 --> 1:14:56.160 I just wanted to flag with you that they have 1:14:56.360 --> 1:15:01.280 registered the trademark hot Girl Walk. I know because I great, okay, 1:15:01.520 --> 1:15:03.880 because I'm because I just needed to. I wasn't going 1:15:03.960 --> 1:15:05.640 to bring this up on this part. I was going 1:15:05.720 --> 1:15:07.320 to bring it up on the podcast, but now we're here, 1:15:07.640 --> 1:15:10.400 but I was like, don't put that on an actual 1:15:10.400 --> 1:15:11.920 T shirt because like you can get sued. 1:15:12.040 --> 1:15:13.759 Yeah, I'll see, I can't put your merchan anymore. 1:15:13.800 --> 1:15:17.160 No, we are just a different wash, like different way. 1:15:17.520 --> 1:15:22.400 My Hot Girl walk has been trademark HGW hasn't running 1:15:22.400 --> 1:15:25.120 with hg W. Yeah. Yeah, the merch is very simple. 1:15:25.240 --> 1:15:27.760 I'm on my hg W. So is Mitch Jury on 1:15:27.840 --> 1:15:31.479 his arm. Simple and very basic. And the pibolic gray 1:15:31.520 --> 1:15:33.320 lines have done good work. So that's coming in the week. 1:15:33.439 --> 1:15:36.120 But I know what you're saying because before you did 1:15:36.120 --> 1:15:39.120 Hot Girl Walks, I started mentioning I was dripped feeding 1:15:39.120 --> 1:15:41.479 that I was hearing my walking right, But I didn't 1:15:41.479 --> 1:15:43.519 post heaps about it because quite frankly, it wasn't the 1:15:43.520 --> 1:15:45.880 most interesting thing in my day. But then when you 1:15:46.000 --> 1:15:48.320 started doing the Hot Girl walks and that was your thing, 1:15:48.760 --> 1:15:50.479 I was like, well, now I can't post mir because 1:15:50.479 --> 1:15:51.720 it looks like I'm copying you. 1:15:52.000 --> 1:15:55.320 That's the predicament that I mean. And I'm so smart. 1:15:55.360 --> 1:15:58.280 Call me Christiana, because I've really made walking something that 1:15:58.320 --> 1:16:02.439 everyone does every day. It's so selfish, it's so broad. 1:16:02.520 --> 1:16:06.000 It's literally the first form of exercise you do as 1:16:06.040 --> 1:16:08.559 the baby, and you've just not progressed since then. 1:16:09.080 --> 1:16:11.559 Well the problem is now I'm fucking running. I run now, 1:16:11.560 --> 1:16:13.840 and I can't tell people I'm running because the brand 1:16:13.880 --> 1:16:15.720 is walking. It's very stressful. 1:16:16.439 --> 1:16:19.160 I can't imagine you running, but i'd love. 1:16:19.000 --> 1:16:20.799 To see it. I ran the whole city deserve. 1:16:21.240 --> 1:16:24.280 Oh you didn't. And you know what, that actually inspired 1:16:24.320 --> 1:16:27.200 me because long story short here, like let's just cut 1:16:27.200 --> 1:16:29.280 to the chase. Like I had you muted it for 1:16:29.320 --> 1:16:33.600 so long and then we rekindled. I don't know, you 1:16:33.640 --> 1:16:36.639 were just annoying and it doesn't take much to piss 1:16:36.680 --> 1:16:40.320 me off. What earned me the unmute I can't actually remember, 1:16:40.320 --> 1:16:43.560 but like you just would have been annoying about something. 1:16:43.720 --> 1:16:44.599 One what made you? 1:16:44.680 --> 1:16:45.720 Oh well, when we. 1:16:45.800 --> 1:16:48.560 Kind of rekindled not that long ago, because remember we 1:16:48.720 --> 1:16:51.160 just randomly out of nowhere started. I mean, I don't 1:16:51.160 --> 1:16:53.040 really want to like bring it up, but like when 1:16:53.080 --> 1:16:55.679 you were going through your break up, you know, checked 1:16:55.680 --> 1:16:58.320 in on you. Yes, it was like being through a 1:16:58.360 --> 1:17:02.800 similar situation. Here, this is the here's some advice, and 1:17:02.800 --> 1:17:05.479 we actually had like a really nice conversation, and I 1:17:05.520 --> 1:17:08.640 was like, I actually, like really like Mitch Chruy. 1:17:09.120 --> 1:17:11.080 So I'm gonna unmute him. But I think no, I 1:17:11.080 --> 1:17:12.920 actually think I muted you because I was annoyed at 1:17:12.960 --> 1:17:18.479 you because about a while ago you used to bully 1:17:18.520 --> 1:17:21.040 me in a sense on the podcast, but you thought 1:17:21.040 --> 1:17:24.920 it was too sided and it never was. I remember that, But. 1:17:24.880 --> 1:17:26.840 That's because I thought you did it about me. 1:17:26.960 --> 1:17:29.960 Yes, but I never got did I know? And I 1:17:30.000 --> 1:17:32.640 always did always bag out my other co hosts and 1:17:32.720 --> 1:17:35.240 trash Alley, thinking that he was doing the same thing 1:17:35.240 --> 1:17:36.120 about you on trash all. 1:17:37.000 --> 1:17:38.280 But also it was a bit that I did about 1:17:38.280 --> 1:17:40.760 all Mitch's ex colors. I did about it, all of them. 1:17:42.160 --> 1:17:44.760 I felt personally attacked, I think, and so I because 1:17:44.760 --> 1:17:47.719 I remember saying to Mitch like Mitchell, I remember saying. 1:17:47.520 --> 1:17:50.000 Like, does Mitch True like have a problem with me, 1:17:50.160 --> 1:17:52.960 because like he just like always kind of like mate 1:17:53.360 --> 1:17:55.920 and was like, no, it's just an asshole. 1:17:56.680 --> 1:17:56.760 No. 1:17:56.840 --> 1:17:59.160 I said, no, no, it's an inside joke, and you said, 1:17:59.320 --> 1:18:03.320 but I'm not in So I think I was a 1:18:03.320 --> 1:18:06.400 little bit upset about that, which is all good, it's fine, 1:18:06.439 --> 1:18:08.679 it's all good water under there. But I think that's 1:18:08.720 --> 1:18:10.840 why you were muted in the first place, because I 1:18:10.880 --> 1:18:12.680 was like, I'm a little bit sad about this, but. 1:18:13.520 --> 1:18:18.080 Also, guys, did you want of course, then we rekindled, Yes, we. 1:18:18.080 --> 1:18:20.160 Rekindled, and now I am like obsessed and I'm like 1:18:20.200 --> 1:18:22.040 on the edge of my seat, going where's the hot 1:18:22.040 --> 1:18:23.639 girl it's taking? 1:18:24.240 --> 1:18:25.200 And I thought, thank you. 1:18:25.320 --> 1:18:29.599 And it's exciting to be your friend. 1:18:29.920 --> 1:18:34.320 Yeah, that's very nice because you're actually nice. Think you're 1:18:34.360 --> 1:18:36.240 actually nice. Do you think the perception is that I'm 1:18:36.240 --> 1:18:36.719 a cunt? 1:18:36.960 --> 1:18:39.639 No, but I think that sometimes might be the reason 1:18:39.680 --> 1:18:42.880 for that perception. Yeah, some bad people out there on 1:18:42.920 --> 1:18:47.240 the door. Yeah. I think sometimes you like make comments 1:18:47.360 --> 1:18:48.960 up which are funny, and that's what you are, like 1:18:49.040 --> 1:18:53.040 comedian like vibes, like yiha. But like I do think 1:18:53.240 --> 1:18:56.160 that you can come across like intimidating, which is fine. 1:18:56.200 --> 1:18:57.960 So do I in a way like I've got a 1:18:57.960 --> 1:18:59.960 resting bitch face. People call me intimidating all the time. 1:19:00.240 --> 1:19:03.559 There's nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, like, yeah, 1:19:03.680 --> 1:19:04.320 I've never. 1:19:04.240 --> 1:19:06.880 Thought that myself was intimidating. I think the size six 1:19:06.880 --> 1:19:10.679 foot three people tell me that physically, I'm very physically intimidating. Yeah, 1:19:10.720 --> 1:19:13.280 you know, take up a lot of space in a room. Interesting. 1:19:13.479 --> 1:19:15.120 Oh this is beautiful. I'm glad we can all get 1:19:15.120 --> 1:19:15.720 it off our chest. 1:19:15.760 --> 1:19:15.920 I know. 1:19:16.040 --> 1:19:23.040 So, yeah, Mitchture and I are dating. We could not date. 1:19:23.080 --> 1:19:24.880 My therapist tells me, I can't be with someone the 1:19:24.880 --> 1:19:27.000 same as me. They're like, you need someone that knows 1:19:27.000 --> 1:19:29.479 how to control, like who knows how to is proud 1:19:29.479 --> 1:19:32.040 of that that energy, and someone that isn't going to 1:19:32.040 --> 1:19:33.160 try and compete or be jealous. 1:19:33.560 --> 1:19:33.760 Yah. 1:19:34.520 --> 1:19:36.719 So that's what they're saying. So I think we wouldn't 1:19:36.720 --> 1:19:39.400 work in that sense. Yeah, it was so similar you 1:19:39.400 --> 1:19:40.960 and see so much of myself inside of it. 1:19:42.600 --> 1:19:44.800 Yeah, and of course there's no battle love already one, 1:19:46.200 --> 1:19:49.479 but also like it is, I feel for the people 1:19:49.600 --> 1:19:53.160 who start something and then it goes to somebody else. 1:19:53.680 --> 1:19:56.400 So in that way, because one thing that always bugged 1:19:56.439 --> 1:19:59.519 me is that everyone thought, Mitchell, that you came up 1:19:59.520 --> 1:20:00.000 with hit the. 1:20:00.840 --> 1:20:04.040 Oh yeah, no, I remember that, and I was like, it's. 1:20:05.680 --> 1:20:06.839 Did that happen on the podcast? 1:20:06.920 --> 1:20:09.240 Yeah, we were doing trash Ali. I can't remember the story, 1:20:09.280 --> 1:20:12.040 but we were talking about something we didn't like and 1:20:12.080 --> 1:20:14.439 you said, yeah, it doesn't hit the clip, and then 1:20:14.439 --> 1:20:16.640 we both just went what did you just say? And 1:20:16.680 --> 1:20:18.760 then I said, I said to the editor, no, that's 1:20:18.760 --> 1:20:21.200 the out. Just leave that just doesn't hit the clip 1:20:21.280 --> 1:20:23.320 and don't see music. And then I was like, just 1:20:23.400 --> 1:20:25.280 leave that in and then it caught on as like 1:20:25.400 --> 1:20:28.360 a trash alley inside joke. And then I don't know 1:20:28.680 --> 1:20:30.680 at what point along the line, maybe I said it 1:20:30.720 --> 1:20:33.040 more often than new people thought it was my thing. Well, 1:20:33.080 --> 1:20:35.400 I think because then you took clip and applied it 1:20:35.439 --> 1:20:38.400 to everything else, because then you'd make funny jokes like 1:20:38.520 --> 1:20:39.839 don't pull the wool over. 1:20:39.720 --> 1:20:42.040 My clip and no skin off my no skin off 1:20:42.080 --> 1:20:44.120 my clip. So the clip thing became like you know 1:20:44.200 --> 1:20:45.040 your but. 1:20:45.040 --> 1:20:47.200 You started hit the clip and you had hit the 1:20:47.200 --> 1:20:50.479 clip merch. I didn't even remember. And that was with 1:20:50.600 --> 1:20:53.519 gray lines. Oh yeah. And then people were sending me 1:20:53.600 --> 1:20:56.639 screenshots of your click merchant saying how do you feel about, 1:20:56.680 --> 1:20:58.439 oh it, hey stealing your idea? And I was like, babes, 1:20:58.479 --> 1:21:00.600 are you a trash bag? Clearly not, but because he 1:21:00.760 --> 1:21:05.680 started that, IMA absolutely rare with it. Podcasts have so 1:21:05.880 --> 1:21:08.280 much trama, and that's what I've learned in my time 1:21:08.320 --> 1:21:11.760 doing podcasts. Drama trauma people, because there's I'll tell you 1:21:11.880 --> 1:21:14.479 right now, whatever you're thinking, if you're listening to this 1:21:14.560 --> 1:21:17.960 and you're thinking things and you're making up rumors in 1:21:18.000 --> 1:21:20.800 your mind, oh totally, like ninety nine point nine percent 1:21:20.800 --> 1:21:22.240 of them are not true and nothing's going on there's 1:21:22.280 --> 1:21:25.599 no tea, there's no dramas, nothing. We're not fucking okay though, 1:21:25.640 --> 1:21:35.120 and I'm still mulling the okay of course. But but yeah, Look, 1:21:35.200 --> 1:21:37.960 the point of the fact of the matter is I 1:21:37.960 --> 1:21:40.320 started hit the clip and we've said that here. I'll 1:21:40.439 --> 1:21:41.960 I'll give you credit any day of the week. That 1:21:42.040 --> 1:21:42.200 was it. 1:21:42.280 --> 1:21:45.439 I will continue posting the walking shots, though, because was 1:21:45.479 --> 1:21:47.360 it you who pointed this out to me? I liked 1:21:47.360 --> 1:21:49.200 it you pointed out to me or someone else did 1:21:49.240 --> 1:21:51.439 that When I was posting my walks, I was posting 1:21:51.439 --> 1:21:54.240 the calories and the killer jewels and and I've cut that. 1:21:54.320 --> 1:21:56.200 I've cut that out now because I didn't realize that 1:21:56.240 --> 1:21:57.519 I was posting all that. And I don't think you 1:21:57.560 --> 1:21:59.400 post them either. I think I like what you wrote 1:21:59.439 --> 1:21:59.960 on one of your. 1:22:00.280 --> 1:22:02.640 Yeah, I didn't bring that up with you because I 1:22:02.680 --> 1:22:05.439 don't think it's my place to tell anyone else whether 1:22:05.520 --> 1:22:08.960 you do or you don't, or like whatever. But I 1:22:08.960 --> 1:22:13.000 don't share because it can be triggering to some people 1:22:13.080 --> 1:22:16.280 or even just just like I don't talk about calories 1:22:16.360 --> 1:22:17.599 day to day, and I am. 1:22:17.920 --> 1:22:19.559 Because it's fucking boring to talk about it. 1:22:19.600 --> 1:22:21.840 Well, I know, but I have been in that like 1:22:21.960 --> 1:22:24.880 eating disorder mindset and doing diets in. 1:22:24.880 --> 1:22:27.439 The past, fitness pal that have like. 1:22:27.439 --> 1:22:30.639 Focused so heavily on calories that I know that when 1:22:30.680 --> 1:22:32.559 I see calories that doesn't trigger me. 1:22:32.680 --> 1:22:34.880 But I know that I get that other people can 1:22:34.880 --> 1:22:35.600 be triggered. 1:22:35.280 --> 1:22:35.880 By one hundred. 1:22:36.200 --> 1:22:38.880 Yeah, so I said, I cover it up and say 1:22:39.000 --> 1:22:41.799 if I include it in the screenshot depends on the workout, 1:22:41.800 --> 1:22:43.720 because you know, some workouts you want to get all 1:22:43.720 --> 1:22:46.080 the information in and some of them you don't care. 1:22:46.120 --> 1:22:49.000 But I just cover it up and say not important. 1:22:49.400 --> 1:22:49.960 Yes, that's what. 1:22:50.479 --> 1:22:51.439 And I've stopped doing it now. 1:22:51.439 --> 1:22:53.200 But I mean on my Year of health journey, which 1:22:53.240 --> 1:22:58.479 for me is all about being healthy from the inside out. 1:23:00.120 --> 1:23:01.880 Was meant to do it last year. Remember I said 1:23:01.920 --> 1:23:03.800 on the podcast on trash Ali were I was going 1:23:03.880 --> 1:23:06.000 to do the Rebel Wilson. Yeah, the year of Hell. 1:23:06.160 --> 1:23:06.360 Hell. 1:23:06.479 --> 1:23:07.920 So I set my goals at the start of the 1:23:08.000 --> 1:23:10.120 year and I've hit almost all of them. Yeah, and 1:23:10.200 --> 1:23:12.439 I want to I am actually proud of myself. 1:23:12.479 --> 1:23:14.080 So I'm going to have seen you. I'm going to 1:23:13.720 --> 1:23:17.200 go to gram going to swims and shit, I went 1:23:17.240 --> 1:23:19.320 for a swim just yesterday. It was actually amazing. 1:23:19.400 --> 1:23:21.040 I don't know where my phone is, but I was 1:23:21.040 --> 1:23:23.160 going to read out, like what all my goals were 1:23:23.200 --> 1:23:24.439 and how many days I'm up to? 1:23:24.520 --> 1:23:25.439 You know, i'm vape free. 1:23:25.920 --> 1:23:28.320 Oh yes, one hundred and like thirty days, I think, 1:23:28.360 --> 1:23:30.960 good girl, Sorry, sorry, I'm one hundred and thirty days 1:23:31.000 --> 1:23:33.920 since I quit vaping. I have vaped in that time, 1:23:34.080 --> 1:23:36.040 Like oh yeah, yeah, how to puff of a friend's 1:23:36.080 --> 1:23:36.880 one here and there? 1:23:37.040 --> 1:23:40.200 In my mind, I'm like that counts me too. I 1:23:40.240 --> 1:23:40.880 think that as well. 1:23:40.880 --> 1:23:42.719 But then I think, you know, if you quit crystal 1:23:42.720 --> 1:23:44.160 meth and you had a hit, like, is it the 1:23:44.200 --> 1:23:46.560 same thing? You know, it's not, so I'm like it 1:23:46.760 --> 1:23:50.280 might be just as bad. So I and I mean 1:23:50.439 --> 1:23:52.719 four or five times maybe in that hundred and thirty 1:23:52.800 --> 1:23:56.320 days and no alcohol as well, like going to Fiji 1:23:56.360 --> 1:23:58.120 on holiday and like not drinking alcohol. 1:23:58.280 --> 1:24:00.559 Random's going on that I didn't even. 1:24:01.000 --> 1:24:06.240 But also like Sky is like gluten free and all 1:24:06.320 --> 1:24:08.639 this stuff, so like he's on his own health journey 1:24:08.680 --> 1:24:11.639 and a vegetarian and whatnot. So it's it's actually great 1:24:11.720 --> 1:24:14.360 having a partner who also has dance requirements because like 1:24:14.439 --> 1:24:16.840 it actually makes it like because the thing was he's 1:24:17.240 --> 1:24:21.559 whirling his intolerances in his gut, and so he wasn't 1:24:21.560 --> 1:24:23.720 allowed to have alcohol anyway while they were fixing that. 1:24:23.960 --> 1:24:25.320 So I was like, it was pretty easy not to 1:24:25.400 --> 1:24:27.360 drink while I was on holidays. Anyway, you're a better 1:24:27.400 --> 1:24:32.280 partner than me, I'd be like, sweet, yeah, And then 1:24:32.400 --> 1:24:34.760 I've pretty much like hit all of the goals. The 1:24:34.840 --> 1:24:37.280 only one that I haven't done is stop buying my nails. 1:24:39.240 --> 1:24:41.160 I'm a nail bier, and I was doing well there 1:24:41.200 --> 1:24:43.360 at the start of the year, and then of course trauma. 1:24:43.680 --> 1:24:46.040 There was a lot happening this year. Introduce you to 1:24:46.200 --> 1:24:49.160 my friend the fidget toy bucket under here on the 1:24:49.200 --> 1:24:52.120 coffee table, the lower shield on. Yeah, they're good for 1:24:52.240 --> 1:24:54.240 if you're feeling fidgety instead of picking your nails, you 1:24:54.400 --> 1:24:55.000 just get. 1:24:54.880 --> 1:24:55.200 One of them. 1:24:55.439 --> 1:24:59.040 Don't ever like it's a fun one, right, Yeah. 1:25:01.400 --> 1:25:04.559 So Mitch got me extra fidget toys and the ASoP 1:25:04.600 --> 1:25:06.360 and then was upset that I was more excited about 1:25:06.360 --> 1:25:08.160 the fidget toys rather than the skins. 1:25:09.520 --> 1:25:15.280 That was the asp The green bird will just balance 1:25:15.320 --> 1:25:17.519 it on your much ring things. 1:25:17.600 --> 1:25:19.479 See, I don't know that's really fidget toy. That's more 1:25:19.520 --> 1:25:21.439 just like something you put in a party bag. That's 1:25:21.600 --> 1:25:24.040 so fun. Okay, this feels like I should have come 1:25:24.080 --> 1:25:27.479 from a Christmas bond. Bond you read the jug. But 1:25:27.880 --> 1:25:30.559 on guys, I had to break it up. We're gonna 1:25:30.560 --> 1:25:32.200 have to go, I feel can you go when we 1:25:32.320 --> 1:25:34.800 keep talking? You can keep talking. I actually am going 1:25:34.840 --> 1:25:36.400 to have you got somewhere to be, darling. 1:25:36.240 --> 1:25:38.720 I have someone to be Yeah, going, I just got 1:25:38.920 --> 1:25:39.720 a dinner. 1:25:40.600 --> 1:25:46.000 Fuck again in Melbourne. It's being coy, you know. 1:25:46.120 --> 1:25:50.439 I'm just meeting someone just for a drink, relaxed. Where 1:25:50.439 --> 1:25:52.680 which one in Crinella? It's where I live? That's where? 1:25:53.040 --> 1:25:54.920 Actually, No, you've got to hit the road. Then I 1:25:54.960 --> 1:25:55.840 actually have to go. 1:25:56.040 --> 1:25:58.760 Time better guy, it's yeah, it's it's at seven, okay, 1:25:58.840 --> 1:26:00.600 yeah going, I've got to go, all right, I was 1:26:00.640 --> 1:26:02.760 going to care an hour. 1:26:03.160 --> 1:26:04.720 I'm happy to keep going if you are. I mean, 1:26:04.760 --> 1:26:06.840 it's it's been quite a long episode. Actually we've probably 1:26:06.840 --> 1:26:07.400 got more than enough. 1:26:07.439 --> 1:26:09.880 But we need to discuss about the link to our 1:26:09.920 --> 1:26:12.160 episodes as well. They're blowing out. They're so long. 1:26:13.360 --> 1:26:16.400 I don't see that as my fault. We just keep talking. 1:26:16.560 --> 1:26:18.920 No, but we've been discussing some options to fix it. 1:26:19.400 --> 1:26:22.400 Yeah, I think we need to have an all staff 1:26:22.479 --> 1:26:25.479 meeting on the podcast next week to discuss the future 1:26:25.520 --> 1:26:26.160 of the podcast. 1:26:26.280 --> 1:26:28.080 All right, we can do that. I mean I'll be there. 1:26:28.320 --> 1:26:31.800 Yeah, I won't. No, Well, you never know, Jenna might 1:26:31.840 --> 1:26:33.880 wag again. We might need to call you up. 1:26:34.320 --> 1:26:36.599 Or I'm going to go ladies lot. You guys really 1:26:36.680 --> 1:26:39.240 enjoy so I got to see you. We're in our 1:26:39.320 --> 1:26:39.880 friendship here. 1:26:40.040 --> 1:26:40.360 I know. 1:26:42.200 --> 1:26:42.960 We'd love to see that. 1:26:43.120 --> 1:26:45.880 We've been through a rollercoaster of emotion with our relationship, 1:26:46.000 --> 1:26:48.320 haven't we, And now we've landed on just being friends 1:26:48.360 --> 1:26:51.240 with no benefits. I've never disliked you though, I've never 1:26:51.360 --> 1:26:53.280 disliked you either, but I was just a little bit 1:26:53.320 --> 1:26:55.240 heartbroken when the tinder. 1:26:55.400 --> 1:26:59.080 No no, no, Well it's the definition of heartbroken. 1:26:59.320 --> 1:27:03.400 I was a gorgeous but more so the like the 1:27:05.160 --> 1:27:07.640 bit that you didn't realize wasn't a bit it was, 1:27:08.080 --> 1:27:09.519 it wasn't yet, But it didn't upset me. 1:27:09.560 --> 1:27:11.240 I just went on, what a fucking lose. 1:27:14.479 --> 1:27:17.080 We've reconnected? Yeah, to edit the jokes I made about 1:27:17.080 --> 1:27:18.840 Matt at the start of the pod, will do thank you? 1:27:19.960 --> 1:27:20.639 There were many. 1:27:20.720 --> 1:27:24.479 They were coming in on there alright. This podcast made 1:27:24.520 --> 1:27:27.080 you feel at least three percent better today. That's all 1:27:27.360 --> 1:27:30.519 so we do. Yeah, that's Jenner's line, doesn't are you 1:27:30.680 --> 1:27:31.200 ending the show? 1:27:31.600 --> 1:27:31.760 Well? 1:27:31.840 --> 1:27:33.160 Before you went out the door? Can I run a 1:27:33.200 --> 1:27:34.840 bit of dry shampoo? You've got egg in your hand. 1:27:34.840 --> 1:27:36.599 No, I'm gonna go home and fix myself. 1:27:36.680 --> 1:27:38.320 Okay, good good. I just wanted to let you know. 1:27:38.640 --> 1:27:41.360 It's like something about Mary. It's gone all crusty and yeah, 1:27:42.000 --> 1:27:43.160 well good luck on your date. 1:27:43.560 --> 1:27:45.280 He's going to think you just came from another date. 1:27:46.880 --> 1:27:47.760 I've got all my stuff here. 1:27:48.439 --> 1:27:49.760 Yeah, it's all right, and I will just wrap it 1:27:49.880 --> 1:27:52.000 up anyway. Yeah, we don't need to talk, but we 1:27:52.080 --> 1:27:54.240 will have a talk. Yeah, I will talk, but we'll 1:27:54.320 --> 1:27:57.360 talk off. Make sure you check out High Scrollers where ever. 1:27:57.400 --> 1:28:00.320 Get your podcasts, the brand new podcast and Willy and 1:28:00.320 --> 1:28:03.479 Brittany lay Saunder. Its very fun. I just stood up. 1:28:04.200 --> 1:28:05.000 It's all right. You gotta go. 1:28:05.400 --> 1:28:07.600 You gotta go, get yourself into the show. I'll be 1:28:07.680 --> 1:28:09.599 here for the end and then, yeah, I've. 1:28:09.479 --> 1:28:10.519 Already done the three percent bit. 1:28:10.560 --> 1:28:12.360 You just need to say bye, see you guys, see 1:28:12.360 --> 1:28:12.960 you next week. 1:28:13.680 --> 1:28:18.720 Thank you so much for sticking around for that. The sacrifice. 1:28:18.800 --> 1:28:21.479 All right, we'll catch us in Idiots Bob abdut Is 1:28:21.600 --> 1:28:22.680 It Just Me? 1:28:23.439 --> 1:28:27.120 Podcast by a couple of Make sure you've hit follow 1:28:27.520 --> 1:28:28.760 on your podcast