Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Postood back a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, yeah, release yourself for the rude shocks of
Speaker 3: young adults. Would you rather sit on a cake and
Speaker 3: eat a dick? Or sit on a dick and eat
Speaker 3: a cake? Sit on a dick and eat a cake?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? If you sit on the cake, you ruin it.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'd have a waste a cake?
Speaker 4: By sit Nouri and Mitchell coups Well, hello you? Hello? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 4: How are we?
Speaker 1: Oh fantastic? How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 4: I'm bloody knackered, but we're soldiering on. I'll be right
Speaker 4: O me too.
Speaker 1: Oh I feel like a nap I'd love that. Oh
Speaker 1: I just love to watch like a nice four to
Speaker 1: seven minute pornhub video, do my dirty work and nap
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 4: Do you actually watch pornhub videos intently or do you
Speaker 4: scrub through like scroll through it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Good point. It depends. If they're plot heavy, I
Speaker 1: skip the plot and then sometimes I miss things, and
Speaker 1: then they're in a doctor surgery. I'm like they started
Speaker 1: in a bedroom. Did he find an hemorrhoid? Halfway through?
Speaker 1: So I do go back? But no, if it's just
Speaker 1: like an amateur porn I skipped to the good bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, oh no, I don't like that position. I'll
Speaker 4: skip forward and see if it changes.
Speaker 1: And they always do, They always change. They do so
Speaker 1: many positions. It's enhorting. It's not my real life. How
Speaker 1: are you? How have you been whilere? You so tired?
Speaker 1: We're back from Bogan Gate.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was supposed to be going back to the
Speaker 4: farm to like rest and restore, but then I ended
Speaker 4: up more busy than I would have been if I
Speaker 4: was actually here in Sydney. I ended up making all
Speaker 4: those videos of me running the farm, which was fun,
Speaker 4: it was good. But yeah, now I'm exhauted. I saw
Speaker 4: that if I never look at a computer screen ever again,
Speaker 4: I'd be quite thrilled. But alas, I have to edit
Speaker 4: this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry. You also did make our bar video, which
Speaker 1: is available now everyone. I had you all barred up
Speaker 1: Mitch's bar class. We took me and Jenny to his
Speaker 1: bar class as part of our hobby hunt. That video
Speaker 1: did so well, so unflattering of me in many different ways,
Speaker 1: including me divulging that my penis was inverted, which it
Speaker 1: actually was at one point, but.
Speaker 4: Then't really he said that.
Speaker 1: Now you know what, like you kind of like do
Speaker 1: so much groin work that yeah, it just goes nap.
Speaker 1: I'm protecting myself.
Speaker 4: You know. Sometimes I just forget that my peen is
Speaker 4: there when I'm in the middle of a fitness class.
Speaker 4: But then there'll be certain positions I do where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: bulge who okay, yes, might just untuck my wedgy a bit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Happens all the time, especially meet the gym,
Speaker 1: Like my my shorts are right up. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's dick out at the gym. And some of the
Speaker 1: bros love it. Like at the gym that I go to,
Speaker 1: they know that they're I thought.
Speaker 4: You said it was a mostly straight gym.
Speaker 1: Yeah, straight bros. Yeah, yeah, and they love it. Yeah
Speaker 1: no they don't love me.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, that's what I was like, Sure, okay, no, they.
Speaker 1: Love that they know everyone's looking straight by. I also
Speaker 1: today went to the gym and I was like, a
Speaker 1: ringtail possum family has died in this bag and I'd
Speaker 1: left my sweattail in there and it had just it
Speaker 1: had brewed. It was awful, and I trained with it,
Speaker 1: and my trainer was like, this, you actually need to get.
Speaker 4: Rid of it. Can I tell you something really gross?
Speaker 1: Tell me?
Speaker 4: And I can't believe I'm saying this, But one time
Speaker 4: I went to a class and pilates. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and I had my gym bag on my back. I
Speaker 4: chucked a towel in, chucked my drink bottle in because
Speaker 4: I was running a bit late. And then when I
Speaker 4: got there, I went to pull everything out, and I
Speaker 4: realized that I'd put my comrag in there. Oh, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: in stead of my normal gym towel. But chill, whoops.
Speaker 1: Oh did you use it?
Speaker 4: No, of course not. I just went taul free that
Speaker 4: class you it.
Speaker 1: Would have done. It would have rehydrated. Come, you would
Speaker 1: have wiped your face with a crusty cumrag. You would
Speaker 1: have had your kids on your face.
Speaker 4: Yah. Oh no, yes, I double check your jim tail.
Speaker 1: PSA from US ladies. Well, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: This is is it just me?
Speaker 1: It's your first time listening. Every week we start the
Speaker 1: show the same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know my agem, I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 1: We don't talk about we're actually not even friends. We
Speaker 1: don't talk ever, and we don't see each other.
Speaker 4: We hate each other unless there's a paycheck involved. Total,
Speaker 4: there's a till there's a way that's exact.
Speaker 1: Imagine. Do you think anyone actually believes that that we
Speaker 1: don't like each other?
Speaker 4: No, we've posted too much evidence of us true. By
Speaker 4: the way, we are a man down this week. Prize
Speaker 4: keeper Jenna not here out.
Speaker 1: Of a blue She couldn't she couldn't be here.
Speaker 4: I wasn't shocked. I had been thinking, oh, she's due
Speaker 4: for a sickie. It's been a while since she's lacked off.
Speaker 1: So we are a man down. Price keeper. Jenna is
Speaker 1: I a and I.
Speaker 4: Actually have a brilliant idea to fill the void of Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: As a guest third Wheel, I was chatting to all
Speaker 4: right Hey the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, social Media Amazon.
Speaker 4: Yes, he used to be my co host on trash Alley,
Speaker 4: that podcast, as you know, and he's got a brand
Speaker 4: new podcast out and he was saying, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm doing the rounds promoting a new podcast.
Speaker 1: With Britney Saunders, right.
Speaker 4: Correct, And he said, let me know if you want
Speaker 4: me to come on IGIM again because he's been on
Speaker 4: is it just me before?
Speaker 1: As a guest he has been. He was great. People
Speaker 1: love him.
Speaker 4: So now that we're a man down, he doesn't live
Speaker 4: far away, should we just give him a buzz right
Speaker 4: now and say, right, our podcast goes for an hour.
Speaker 4: If you can get here before we're done, you're on.
Speaker 1: Oh and that's also an incentive for him to promote
Speaker 1: the show exactly on our hit, very very revenue heavy podcast.
Speaker 4: But we're a man down as well, so he's helping
Speaker 4: us and we're helping him at the same time.
Speaker 1: His number, because I'm connected to this, let me see.
Speaker 4: I can send it to you. I've definitely got it.
Speaker 4: I've got him saved in my contacts as right. O.
Speaker 4: Good ay, oh funny, Yeah, yeah, I'm very clever.
Speaker 1: What else could you do? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure, because hey is the greeting?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you're right, sure, Hi, okay, hello, Hello, how
Speaker 6: are you?
Speaker 1: We're great, I'm here with you.
Speaker 4: Hi, darl and how.
Speaker 1: Are you everyone?
Speaker 4: It's the family. You're on the podcast. By the way,
Speaker 4: we're recording right now. Yeah I know I can tell
Speaker 4: because it sounds like shit in my ears.
Speaker 1: So sorry, we're literally recording and we meet. You had
Speaker 1: a brilliant idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was thinking Jenna's away at the moment. She
Speaker 4: didn't rock up today and we're a man down. We
Speaker 4: need a third wheel asap. Oh, you're joke, and we're
Speaker 4: calling in like started recording like what only need me day?
Speaker 4: Oh as in like we've just started the episode, and
Speaker 4: so if you can get here within the hour, you
Speaker 4: can come on and be our guest hosts and plug
Speaker 4: in your podcast and shit, yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean it's going to be a part stretch the
Speaker 5: traffic at this time of day.
Speaker 1: If you want to promote your podcast, matth come on.
Speaker 1: You know it all costs.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We're already number one in the country, so I.
Speaker 7: Don't drop to number two next week, so we better
Speaker 7: do it a better promounted on your podcast.
Speaker 4: By the way, Matt, don't drive all the way to kids.
Speaker 4: We're just recording at my place down the road from you,
Speaker 4: so I'll send you the address. Because you haven't been
Speaker 4: to this new place before, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Oh really no, it's a whole rigmarole.
Speaker 4: It's a bit hard to find, but this is payback
Speaker 4: because I've been your place mate and it's not fucking
Speaker 4: easy either, the whole parking situation. So yeah, this is
Speaker 4: your fucking karma.
Speaker 1: They know him as the influencer. When you walk in,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to see Mitchell Coombs like,
Speaker 1: oh I love his tiktoks. That's actually what happened today,
Speaker 1: So tell them.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, but I didn't know that they knew about
Speaker 4: me being a tick anyway time. I'm going to be
Speaker 4: so upset Ifive shop and she doesn't know who I am.
Speaker 4: We'll get here, Mitch text mate, I've just sent it
Speaker 4: to you. I would estimate you'd be like twenty minutes
Speaker 4: a half an hour away, yeah, factoring in all the
Speaker 4: fuck around of parking and stuff.
Speaker 1: Are you doing anything? What are you doing?
Speaker 7: I'm dancing around the house and I'm dancing to Kylie
Speaker 7: Minogue's new song Attention.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Mitch and I. Mitch and I was just
Speaker 1: talking about that. We'll get here, Mitch, text mate, your address.
Speaker 4: I've done it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll make it, all right mate, We'll see you soon, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, bye?
Speaker 4: All right, there you go.
Speaker 1: Third week, Hay is going to be here. We'll promote
Speaker 1: the show. Are they really number one? That's incredible? Very
Speaker 1: yeah quickly, I know. Good on them?
Speaker 5: Am I meant to hang up now.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, no you can sorry, no, no, yes,
Speaker 1: You've got to get here here, hurry up, hurry up?
Speaker 1: All yeah, see yeah, oh he's gone. There we go,
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: Oh, well, there you go. That was easy. All right, Hey,
Speaker 4: coming up.
Speaker 1: I'm excited last time he was here here to go
Speaker 1: at me because I didn't match with him on Tinder
Speaker 1: or its ghosted him on Tinder.
Speaker 4: You did match and then you chatted for a little bit,
Speaker 4: but then you stopped replying totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh well now that you think, actually he's not he's.
Speaker 1: Not sen Yeah, but maybe I'm so irresistibly tasty now
Speaker 1: that I'm in my hot era, maybe he'll ravish my Barnes.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 4: Maybe. Anyway, we've already done your whole spiel. So should
Speaker 4: we get into our Is it just me's in the meantime?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think we should. Let's jump in.
Speaker 4: Do you want to go first? What's it was about?
Speaker 1: Well, mine's actually to do with the bar class video,
Speaker 1: so that we're speaking about, so you may as well
Speaker 1: let's do mine while it's top of mind, right, Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Was I the only one to notice
Speaker 1: a little mispronunciation at the start? Of the Bar Class
Speaker 1: video Mitchell Coombs from me from you, you edited it,
Speaker 1: you recorded the audio, yeah, post, you put it online.
Speaker 1: It was you'd speaking, and you still didn't pick up
Speaker 1: on this mispronunciation. And we are known for our mispronunciations.
Speaker 4: We've usually we're roasting other people for their mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: I know, but the calls coming from inside the house,
Speaker 1: you didn't realize.
Speaker 4: Well, it depends what is it. I think I might
Speaker 4: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's roll it. So this is from the bar
Speaker 1: Class video from last week's Hobby Hunt. The mispronunciation for
Speaker 1: Mitchell Kurk just at the very start of yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: the very stage. Please just play the video and you'll
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 4: The hobby Hunt is on. I've brought Cherry to share
Speaker 4: something that I already enjoy doing. We hear it. Scout
Speaker 4: pillartes and yogurt in St. Peter's Yeah, I knew it.
Speaker 1: Well, Sorry, I didn't realize Scout Parties was also a
Speaker 1: yogurt factory. We're at Scout parties and yogurt.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I definitely noticed too. When when I was editing, I
Speaker 4: was like, did I just say yogurt? Listen again? The
Speaker 4: hobby hunt is on. I've brought cheery to share something
Speaker 4: that I already enjoy doing. We hear it Scout pillarties
Speaker 4: and yogurt Instant's yogurt. But do you know what happened?
Speaker 4: When I was editing the videos, I added subtitles and
Speaker 4: it thought I said yogat too, because it automatically writes
Speaker 4: the dub titles and I have to correct it. And
Speaker 4: it thought I said yogurt as well, And I was like,
Speaker 4: oh fuck, I hope no one else.
Speaker 1: Speaks of list If I went to a Pilarates ex
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt joint, he does scout parties and yogurt.
Speaker 4: Do you know what else? Though, I will say this,
Speaker 4: This will fucking put your mind at ease, you know.
Speaker 4: In that really embarrassing moment during our class when.
Speaker 1: Mitchell there was so many which which one of the
Speaker 1: nine embarrassing moments, well.
Speaker 4: The one where Aaron Structors said all right, let's do
Speaker 4: some hand weights and you thought she said hand weight.
Speaker 1: Which and if you listen back, well that's what I
Speaker 1: was about to say.
Speaker 4: If it makes it feel any better. The subtitles also
Speaker 4: thought she said handway, thank you.
Speaker 1: She had a mispronunciation. She said hand weights because I
Speaker 1: was thinking of jokes. I was being stupid.
Speaker 4: I e.
Speaker 1: The inverted penis. But then when she said that, you
Speaker 1: hear me, I say, yum.
Speaker 4: Yeah. People actually thought she said that, and so did
Speaker 4: the subtitles, but I knew what she meant. Hey, mate, God,
Speaker 4: scalpillartis and yogurt. Can we lisit of that? Mom, scart yogurt. No,
Speaker 4: it's not just you. I picked up on that too,
Speaker 4: and so did the fucking subtitles. The hobby hunt is on.
Speaker 4: I've brought cheery to share something that I already enjoy doing.
Speaker 4: We hear at scout pillartes and yoga instance, scalt Filardi's
Speaker 4: and yogat. No, I'll cop that accidental mispronunciation from me anyway.
Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to say. We haven't had a
Speaker 1: mispronunciation in a while. And for once you've made an error.
Speaker 1: That was me, your first error ever.
Speaker 4: I mean, you said it, not me. It's very rare
Speaker 4: that I make mistakes, But it's happened. Write it down
Speaker 4: where were you? When?
Speaker 1: It's not rare that you make mistakes. It's rare that
Speaker 1: they ever get past the gatekeeper, which is yourself.
Speaker 4: Nah, I'll cop that anyway. Are you ready for my
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got that off my chest. I don't mean
Speaker 1: to roast.
Speaker 4: You, but no, no, no, I think I think. Like
Speaker 4: I said, it's not just you. I noticed it too,
Speaker 4: but I just hoped no one else would. But evidently
Speaker 4: they of.
Speaker 1: The listeners, all right, you're turn.
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Is anyone else a bit sas
Speaker 4: about Mitch Cherry's weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Well? You just mentioned a couple of clues in last
Speaker 4: week's episode that have gotten me a bit sas. First,
Speaker 4: you mentioned that you started taking PREP, well, the go
Speaker 4: to drug for gay thing.
Speaker 1: I got the prescription for PREP.
Speaker 4: That's true, I hadn't taken it. But you also said
Speaker 4: that you were going on a weekend away in Melbourne,
Speaker 4: And when I asked, oh, what for? What brings you
Speaker 4: to Melbourne? You were very sheepish about the details. You're like,
Speaker 4: just a little weekend away.
Speaker 1: And I thought, I just a little get away to
Speaker 1: get it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought, Listen, just because I'm not in the
Speaker 4: same room as you doesn't mean I can't read your mind.
Speaker 4: I knew what was happening. You were planning a dirty
Speaker 4: fucking slut weekend away?
Speaker 1: Wait no, No, that genuinely wasn't the That wasn't the
Speaker 1: re and for the trip. The trip was to just
Speaker 1: get out. I had a weekend off and a Friday
Speaker 1: off so I could have a three day weekend. The
Speaker 1: intention was not to be a little slut and slut
Speaker 1: around Melbourne. That did happen, but it did. That wasn't
Speaker 1: the intention.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, so what was a dirty Hall weekend?
Speaker 1: I'll shut up. I'm allowed to go away and I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to just live. I'm a single, gorgeous man now.
Speaker 4: No one suggesting otherwise. All I'm saying is that I
Speaker 4: knew what you were up to. As soon as you
Speaker 4: mention those two things, I was like, he's going to
Speaker 4: be a little fucking Hall this weekend.
Speaker 1: Did you actually think that?
Speaker 4: Yes? Instantly, I didn't say anything because it wasn't sure
Speaker 4: if you were being subtle about it. Even right now,
Speaker 4: do you want to talk about your horrish behavior? Can
Speaker 4: we please?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean we brought it up. It wasn't it
Speaker 1: was I'm Yourrish weekend. I'll tell you yeah, But that means.
Speaker 4: Everybody pretend that there's no microphones here, we're just two
Speaker 4: mates hanging out in the cat well.
Speaker 1: So I mean, okay, this is funny. So you know
Speaker 1: how I think two weeks ago we were talking about
Speaker 1: you having hooked up with a listener yes of the show,
Speaker 1: and then I said, I don't think it's fair because
Speaker 1: you and I have to do everything in equals. Just
Speaker 1: you have a different precedent. It just sets a precedent
Speaker 1: that you've done it and I haven't. After the Melbourne Weekend,
Speaker 1: I can announce that I also have hooked up with
Speaker 1: a listener. I've hooked up with an idiot.
Speaker 4: Topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's happened. Oh, it's officially happened.
Speaker 4: Wait, this is like, this is breaking the drought post breakup,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Yes?
Speaker 1: There were there was two experiences on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Two two with the same idiot. No another one more
Speaker 4: than one listener abouts now I think.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, there were multiple. Yes, there were multiple. Don't
Speaker 1: know how long were you there for? Three d I
Speaker 1: was ever three days and there was there was two
Speaker 1: physical interactions, and then there was a couple of others
Speaker 1: that I met via Instagram and I've been talking to
Speaker 1: and they and can I actually make a p SA yeah,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna if if you're going to hook up
Speaker 1: with either MITCHI, please tell us that you listen to
Speaker 1: the show before we hook up, because it happened to
Speaker 1: one of them. We hooked up and then after we
Speaker 1: had faced time like phone sex was very fun, and
Speaker 1: then afterwards like, by.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, why did you have FaceTime sex?
Speaker 1: Well, because I met them in Melbourne, but nothing happened,
Speaker 1: and then when I came home the flirting continued, and
Speaker 1: then something happened on the phone, and then after they're like,
Speaker 1: by the way, I loved you loved your interview with
Speaker 1: Judge Gina.
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh god. Oh you know I'm with you
Speaker 4: on that. It's actually not a turn off. If you
Speaker 4: say to us beforehand that you're a listener. Yes, if anything,
Speaker 4: that's going to hit the clit of our ego and
Speaker 4: that's going to get us going. But if you wait
Speaker 4: till afterwards to tell us that you're a listener, that
Speaker 4: makes it weird. Okay, should disclose that initially.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you the story of this listener. Absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 1: First one, your phone look isn't here?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I like it.
Speaker 1: So what happened was you're kidding, I know, and it's me. Yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 4: So I'm losing track. Was it him multiple times? Were
Speaker 4: there multiple?
Speaker 1: No, not him, multiple times? There were multiple They are
Speaker 1: multiple men. It was he the first one, No, the
Speaker 1: middle This Saturday night?
Speaker 4: Who was the first thing?
Speaker 1: Some slack, just some guy that I met on Instagram
Speaker 1: and he said do you want to get drinks? And
Speaker 1: I said yeah, because I live in Melbourne, I go
Speaker 1: damn something else and I booked the trip to Melbourne
Speaker 1: and said, hey, I'm coming down. And then he came down,
Speaker 1: so to speak. Yeah, he came up. It was actually
Speaker 1: he came up.
Speaker 4: It was a weird and sad night. Number two was
Speaker 4: that one you dish?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the listener and he's loving and we're still messaging.
Speaker 1: He's actually very nice. Yeah, he's very nice.
Speaker 4: Would you be listening now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say, so, hey, how are you?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Let me see the story. So I was out at
Speaker 1: a bar, at a rooftop bar in Melbourne, and I
Speaker 1: was like, and I haven't been drinking for months, and
Speaker 1: I'm back on alcohol because I've gotten fitter and I
Speaker 1: feel good, so I'm drinking again. So I was drinking.
Speaker 1: I was quite tipsy.
Speaker 4: And then it doesn't take much to get you tipsy.
Speaker 1: To be fair, no, it really doesn't, and especially after no,
Speaker 1: my tolerance is really long. So I'm sitting on this
Speaker 1: rooftop bar and there is this gorgeous boy. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's beautiful. And I'm with my cousin and his wife,
Speaker 1: Drew and Chloe, and I'm staying with them because their dad.
Speaker 1: So we're on this rooftop bar. It's like midnight, and
Speaker 1: I was like, they're like, oh, who here do you
Speaker 1: think is really good? Look like, what's your type? So
Speaker 1: I see this guy, I'm like, oh, he's beautiful, like
Speaker 1: one of our idiots. Gorge She said, that's my time.
Speaker 1: There is an ahole, sign me up. And then my
Speaker 1: cousin's like, I'm going to go up and talk to him.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go up and try to link it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know if he's gay. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 4: I'm just sorry, but I saw the photo is gay,
Speaker 4: he's gay Christmas Doyle. No.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I don't know, No, just leave it.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, I'm gonna go up and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push you two together. And it's going to
Speaker 1: be fate and it's going to happen. I'm like, please
Speaker 1: leave me alone. I don't want to do it. I
Speaker 1: just am fine.
Speaker 4: So you eventually made a move or no, we went home?
Speaker 4: Are you chicken out?
Speaker 1: Chick went an chicken out. I just thought it's not
Speaker 1: for me tonight. And I had a good night the
Speaker 1: night before I'm going to go home. We poured a
Speaker 1: glass of wine.
Speaker 4: You were still recovering. I wow.
Speaker 1: So I was sitting there and I was drinking a
Speaker 1: wine and it was like one or one thirty now.
Speaker 1: And then my cousin goes to me, how does grinder work?
Speaker 1: You show me how grinder works? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't really do grind is not really my app,
Speaker 1: but I'll sure, I'll show you how grinder works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I refreshed grinder, open it up, and the first
Speaker 1: person that pops up is this guy idiot. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm swear, I swear that.
Speaker 4: Should we give him a code name?
Speaker 1: What do we call him?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't even know his real name, but I
Speaker 4: assume you don't want to put that out there.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to say his name.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll just think of a random name, Paul Paul.
Speaker 4: All right, no, it's not okay. So you saw Paul
Speaker 4: on Grinder after having chickened out of talking to him
Speaker 4: in real life.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's him because I was drunk and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think that's him. So I go, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is fate. I messaged and I said, Hi,
Speaker 1: were you at this bar? Like? Did I just see
Speaker 1: you at X y Z bar? And then he replied
Speaker 1: and was like maybe. Then his next reply was, by
Speaker 1: the way, love the podcast. Oh, And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Where cook him?
Speaker 4: There? You disclose it from the get go.
Speaker 1: That's good on Paulie. So then Paul goes it was
Speaker 1: like cute. I was just like, oh, like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And he's like, if you come back first,
Speaker 1: drinks on me. I'm like, Paul's got game. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh god, I was already at home. It was like
Speaker 1: one one thirty. I'm like, fuck it, I'm in When
Speaker 1: in Melbourne. When in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: That's the other reason I was suss about you having
Speaker 4: a whole weekend away because I just thought there was
Speaker 4: something about being in a different city that felt more anonymous.
Speaker 1: Yes, totally.
Speaker 4: So I thought, if you're going to sew your wild
Speaker 4: oats anywhere, it's going to be somewhere that feels less
Speaker 4: close to home, literally.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and it really was. I So anyway, I walked
Speaker 1: to this bar like bar that he's out with another friend.
Speaker 1: I meet him. Gorgeous, so so cute, such a nice person,
Speaker 1: and like, we danced and it was very very fun.
Speaker 4: Is that what you call it? We danced Dad's the
Speaker 4: night away horizontal.
Speaker 1: Then now we're at a public venue Mitchell, and then
Speaker 1: we're dancing and he's lovely and I'm getting to know
Speaker 1: him and getting to know his friend. And then the
Speaker 1: worst thing possible happens. He goes, oh, let's book an uber.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the next venue. Yeah, and where'd you go,
Speaker 1: great puffeduff? Oh yeah in Melbourne? Yeah, and I'd never
Speaker 1: been to Melbourne doulf. So I'm this is cute and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, let's go. So he opens his phone
Speaker 1: to book an uber outside the bar and he unlocks
Speaker 1: his phone and then a photo of my face is
Speaker 1: on this on his Google on safari. Oh, and I
Speaker 1: was like what the fuck? And I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: that He's like, no, I don't worry, don't look. I'm like,
Speaker 1: shre me, what's on your phone?
Speaker 4: Paul?
Speaker 1: Show me? So I pull his phone out of his
Speaker 1: hands and he has been googling. I opened his search history.
Speaker 1: How old is Mitch Churry?
Speaker 4: Does Google come up with an answer?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You try to try and hang on.
Speaker 1: How old is Midcha Cherry? Then it also said Mick
Speaker 1: googling that? Well? I asked him he thought I was
Speaker 1: a cat He thought the grinder account was a catfish.
Speaker 1: He didn't think it was actually mean right, And I'm
Speaker 1: the only thing on my grinder. I've got no age, no,
Speaker 1: no sex.
Speaker 4: You don't even have a photo on there?
Speaker 1: No I did in Melbourne. I have a photo you?
Speaker 4: Oh you do now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a nice life in a puffer.
Speaker 4: So I've just googled it and no, nothing comes up
Speaker 4: for how old is Mitch Cheery? But the top search
Speaker 4: is who is Mitch Chery demoralizing?
Speaker 1: Anyway? I was like, you fucking twink, how dare you?
Speaker 1: And I'm twenty seven but I look twenty three, So
Speaker 1: that was hilarious. We're getting we're getting a cab. We
Speaker 1: go to puff if we get there. I'm in a
Speaker 1: north faced puffer. What time is this be like two
Speaker 1: thirty three?
Speaker 4: Fuck, this is all so out of character, fear I'm
Speaker 4: fucking shop.
Speaker 1: But Paul and his friend what a slut. Paul and
Speaker 1: his friend really sweet, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 1: Let's go to puftuff So you got to puff. I'm
Speaker 1: in a north faced jacket, like the same jacket that
Speaker 1: they wear in base camp. In the pool when people
Speaker 1: climb fucking everest, it is duck down. Yeah, and I sweat.
Speaker 4: That is not a clubbing jacket. Oh, I know, but I.
Speaker 1: Didn't think we were going clubbing.
Speaker 4: So I get to puff to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: He buys me a drinks, very sweet, and were chatting
Speaker 1: and chatting and then he's like, let's go upstairs, which
Speaker 1: is like the boiler room and there's podiums in the middle.
Speaker 1: And I am sweating, heart rate rising because if your
Speaker 1: fucking puffa jacket, He's like, you need to take the
Speaker 1: puffer off.
Speaker 4: Like, no, I don't take a puffer off.
Speaker 1: He's like, you need to take the puff off. So
Speaker 1: I take the puffer off and like the field of
Speaker 1: gays surrounding.
Speaker 4: Us, like I did, Sorry, how did you put up
Speaker 4: with being in the puffa jacket, and you refused to
Speaker 4: took it off because once again, the air con is
Speaker 4: set to Mitch Tierry temperature. In here, I'm freezing because.
Speaker 1: I was wearing a white skivvy underneath, and I would
Speaker 1: have had sweat patches. I was self conscious.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I know, and I did, but.
Speaker 1: No one cared because all the puffeduff Melbourne surprisingly has
Speaker 1: a nice vibe.
Speaker 4: And also they're no stranger to sweat there.
Speaker 1: So anyway, my jacket kind of gets carried away by
Speaker 1: a group of game men. They are kind of put
Speaker 1: it in the corner. I'm like, thanks, gay man, that
Speaker 1: was very sweet. Anyway. Then Paul goes, do you want
Speaker 1: to get up on the podium, And I was like, Paul,
Speaker 1: I'm not a podium kind of dance.
Speaker 4: Everyone's a posy.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be watched while I dance. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be there, Like there's a.
Speaker 4: Reason that that phrase exists, dance like no one's watching. Well,
Speaker 4: it's the fucking reason. Well, Paul jet on the podium.
Speaker 1: He goes, get up, He gets up there, gives me
Speaker 1: his wrist, he pulls me onto this podium.
Speaker 4: Oh, we wanted to hold. How good the.
Speaker 1: Centripetal force of my sheer body weight. He pulls me
Speaker 1: up and like a seesaw in a public fucking pat
Speaker 1: I go up. I'm on the local guys go yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't stop and I fall straight back down
Speaker 1: on the other side of the podium, flat on my
Speaker 1: face in the middle of puffed off at three am
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 4: Oh that's fuck? Are we Someone was filming and then
Speaker 4: Paul we asked them for the security camera footage.
Speaker 1: That is the most you think, And then Paul gets up.
Speaker 1: He goes, that is the most cheery thing. He's right
Speaker 1: to make matters worse. Paul would ant seeing him like,
Speaker 1: it's cute, the vibe is hot. And then he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want some of this? And he hands me.
Speaker 1: It's dark and it's plane gaga. I loved it, and
Speaker 1: he ges, you're sure, peanut Colada vape brilliant. I'll have
Speaker 1: a little suckle.
Speaker 4: You having a stuck on a vape?
Speaker 1: Go three am.
Speaker 4: You are letting your hair now.
Speaker 1: So I go and I suck on this vape anyway.
Speaker 1: I instantly realized that he hasn't handed me vape. He's
Speaker 1: handed me a bottle of Ammal and I've sipped Amil
Speaker 1: like it is, like it is fucking Bailey's on ice,
Speaker 1: and I drink the ammial. Mitchell, did you I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be cute as well in front of this boy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm cute. Let me have a vape.
Speaker 1: And I sipped it and I had to swallow it.
Speaker 1: I just swallow it so it's all over my chin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, did you just fucking drink Ammal? I'm like yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's dark. I thought it was being a Klata.
Speaker 4: Pinuclata vape babe.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 4: Wait, So just rewinding for any straighties that don't know,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, ammil.
Speaker 1: How do you even discribe amial jungle juice? If you've
Speaker 1: heard Choice Sevan's rush, it's actually a shoe polish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it also can clean VHS tapes, That's what.
Speaker 4: I and So it's just a little bottle of a
Speaker 4: really potent chemical. And the reason it's popular in the
Speaker 4: gay world is because it loosens your muscles, which can
Speaker 4: come in quite handy when it comes to a certain.
Speaker 1: Section of blacks muscles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just loosens things up a bit. I'm personally
Speaker 4: not the biggest fan of it. I've never actually used
Speaker 4: it for sex, like loosening muscles. But if someone hands
Speaker 4: you a bottle in the club, it's kind of like, yeah, right,
Speaker 4: i'll give it with you. Just get a little head rush.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was.
Speaker 4: I don't actually like that headbush.
Speaker 1: I like the head rush. It makes me very horny.
Speaker 4: Yeah it does. Actually it can be a bit like that,
Speaker 4: but I just I just find it a bit. I'm
Speaker 4: not the biggest fan of animal especially but yeah, you're
Speaker 4: not supposed to drink it.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not endorsing be safe, be safe, But
Speaker 1: I can't even think so. Anyway, I'm covered in sweat,
Speaker 1: I've lost my fucking north face puffer.
Speaker 4: Coughing and spluttering because that would have been the most
Speaker 4: revolting thing ever.
Speaker 1: I was trying to play it off cool, but my
Speaker 1: lips were burning. It's like I just rimmed a petrol
Speaker 1: gasoline bowser on someone's car. Anyway, I hip it, it
Speaker 1: goes straight into my bloodstream. In my disorientation, I fall
Speaker 1: back off the podium a second again a second time,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you just fell off for a second time.
Speaker 1: But he like grabs my arm and it's so unsexy, awful, awful,
Speaker 1: But after all that, he still wanted to hook up.
Speaker 4: It was great. So as he's with you, Oh, really cute. Wait,
Speaker 4: how good is a party pash ah? So we're talking
Speaker 4: at the club, a bit of a party passion.
Speaker 1: He picked me back up and I fell into his arms.
Speaker 1: A bit of a party pack was very cute.
Speaker 4: That sounds fun.
Speaker 1: That's very, very fun. And by this time it was
Speaker 1: like four point thirty in the morning. Fucking now, great kisser, Paul,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, use slut.
Speaker 4: I fucking knew it. You're out and about again. And
Speaker 4: so that was the second guy you said there was
Speaker 4: a third or was that the phone sex guy?
Speaker 1: No, there was a third that I met when I
Speaker 1: was down there that I didn't get. I didn't have
Speaker 1: drinks with. But then we continued chatting and then it
Speaker 1: just sort of escalated. Yeah, phone sex, it's just my
Speaker 1: ney thing.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of fun, bit raunchy.
Speaker 4: So the phone sex is also a listener. That's the
Speaker 4: one that told you.
Speaker 1: I did to tell me till after Yeah, wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you not only hooked up with a listener, like,
Speaker 1: I have to match me.
Speaker 4: Yep, you've zumped me.
Speaker 1: Correct, I've done. I've had double, I've had two.
Speaker 4: In the space of one weekend. You've hooked up with
Speaker 4: three listeners. Technically, yeah, there's a dirty fucking technically.
Speaker 1: There's a great one too that I'm talking to. That's
Speaker 1: very cute. He makes a great chicken burger. He's also
Speaker 1: a listener. He's gorgeous. How do you know he makes
Speaker 1: a great chicken because he's sent me his chicken burger.
Speaker 1: He was making a chicken burger, and I really I
Speaker 1: was like, that's a good fucking chicken burger.
Speaker 4: Sounds like the bench is flowing between you.
Speaker 1: And has died off in the last couple of days.
Speaker 4: Oh, all right, hate Paul.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, and I got to enswer my door,
Speaker 1: all right, great timing, all right, hang on, let's get
Speaker 1: it all right. Mitchell's going to get all right.
Speaker 4: Hey hello, then no, it's mine come on up coming, Okay,
Speaker 4: fusty up, he's coming.
Speaker 1: He'll sit there.
Speaker 4: What a shame he missed the story about your horrish weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh, we don't have to go back on to it.
Speaker 1: He'll be fine, He'll be all right.
Speaker 4: I'm standing at my door right now with the portable mic.
Speaker 4: I've got my looking through the little peephole.
Speaker 1: Do I have to get up for him?
Speaker 4: Well, that's up to you.
Speaker 1: It's not the Queen of fucking cheaper.
Speaker 4: But he's doing. It's a solid he's feeling in for I.
Speaker 1: Don't get up for him. Where the fuck is he?
Speaker 1: You're not that far up? Where is he?
Speaker 4: Don't don't dox me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are that far up and you're come in
Speaker 1: covered by ocean.
Speaker 4: It's coming.
Speaker 1: I don't want you people to think I'm a slut.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not a slut. Everybody this hello,
Speaker 1: coming down lin? Hi?
Speaker 4: What do you think of my house? Me give you
Speaker 4: a call to it. What have we got? We got
Speaker 4: bum bags hanging from cupboards, cheap everywhere?
Speaker 1: Come in? I was contemplating. Do I stand up and
Speaker 1: say hi? Yeah? Of course I want to hard.
Speaker 4: Are you great to see you? Good to see you?
Speaker 4: Are we filming? Are we filming? Yeah? Okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 4: let me just pop my stuff to get over here, darling,
Speaker 4: here go, I have a seat here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, take a seat down there.
Speaker 4: Hello. You joined us at the perfect time. I've been
Speaker 4: talking about what a slut Mitch Chierry was on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what do you mean, what are you doing
Speaker 4: Melbourne and sod ones?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, no, we all do that though. That's
Speaker 7: all gay right of passage.
Speaker 1: I need you on the show. It's part of life.
Speaker 1: I had to do it.
Speaker 4: I've done that before, went through like not even a breakup. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I was like, not even really in a relationship with
Speaker 4: the person. But it was quite tough. I flew straight
Speaker 4: down to Melbourne for two days and just like fucked
Speaker 4: a guy. Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 7: Then he had he had to go to work, and
Speaker 7: so then I fucked someone else and it was amazing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm missing out on the Melbourne sludy
Speaker 4: weekend And I'm not even kidding. The sex was so
Speaker 4: good that I was like, I'm moving to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh you should see my domain in real estate dot
Speaker 1: com dot are you? It's like factory restored hotels in
Speaker 1: now Brunswick to buy. I want one?
Speaker 4: And it's so it's like Melbourn's so much cheaper as well,
Speaker 4: so much cheaper.
Speaker 1: And the boys are gorgeous. I feel like I'm a
Speaker 1: Melbourne ten but a Sydney three.
Speaker 7: I felt that too. I felt like you could. I
Speaker 7: could take on the world in Melbourne, Sydney.
Speaker 4: I'm like everything, everything's going on and it's all just
Speaker 4: too much now. But I'm like, I actually am an entrepreneur.
Speaker 1: People are attracted to me. This is bizarre.
Speaker 4: I thought that there was a little bit more open
Speaker 4: mind and it's to fen people like me and Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh I agree, yeah where Sydney's very like mask for mask,
Speaker 4: you know where that equation?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: True, yeah not unfortunately not anyway, we should move on.
Speaker 4: We're going to take a phone call, don't we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shall we do it?
Speaker 4: Is it just you? Yeah? You're listening to Is it
Speaker 4: just me?
Speaker 1: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 2: Hit up at a couple of Mitch's on Instagram to
Speaker 2: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you want a prize, you can quite easily
Speaker 1: d MS with an is it just you? It's an
Speaker 1: is it just me? Of your own? If you're featured
Speaker 1: on the show, d M price, keep you Jenna, and
Speaker 1: we'll give you a prize. Today we got a balle
Speaker 1: rat because we've got Alex. Hello Alix, hi boy, Oh
Speaker 1: you've got alright hey here as well?
Speaker 5: Oh hello, hell are you good?
Speaker 4: How are you goods.
Speaker 1: Imagine if we didn't tell her and we said.
Speaker 4: N Jane's just sick.
Speaker 1: So what's going on? What do I know? Balerat was?
Speaker 1: Were there all like murders there or there was a
Speaker 1: horrific bomb or something.
Speaker 5: Ballaratte we are famously the place where George pell was.
Speaker 4: Moving right along.
Speaker 5: We also have Severn Hill.
Speaker 4: If you're a Ballaratte girl, do you listen to a
Speaker 4: friend of the show Lara Jean Marshall from The Saddle Club?
Speaker 4: Do you listen to her Power Off Breakfast Show?
Speaker 5: I have soon did a couple of times, but it's
Speaker 5: on very early and I'm not really a morning persons dreadful?
Speaker 1: All right, good, all right, we'll count you in and
Speaker 1: then Bradley Bradley'll te you up then hit us with
Speaker 1: your jim Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Ben Platt and Rachel Berry the same person?
Speaker 4: Oh? This is so Rachel Berry from Glee who's been
Speaker 4: Platte again.
Speaker 5: Ben Platt is the guy who den Evan Hansen.
Speaker 1: He's also like just gay niche babes.
Speaker 5: I gotta say, well, looks, so I know that Rachel
Speaker 5: Berry is the character in Ben Platt is like a person. Yeah, look,
Speaker 5: they both always want the starring role. Sometimes to the
Speaker 5: show's detument case in points Dear Evan Hanson.
Speaker 4: So also in Dear Evan Hanson.
Speaker 5: Yes he played Evan Hansen, but he's like.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, I've seen Dear Evan Hanson. Listen to
Speaker 4: the soundtrack. That's where I've seen that name before. Ben
Speaker 4: Platt gotcha.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is so right. You really need a
Speaker 1: lot of context to get hit her out of this one.
Speaker 1: Rachel Barry is what's her name of the Michelle Yes, yes, allegedly.
Speaker 1: We don't want to get a lawsuit. Alex.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I know she listens to this podcast.
Speaker 4: I reckon she is because remember how I said talking
Speaker 4: about that whole rumor that she's a literate and can't
Speaker 4: read and she just didn't ignowledge the town on that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: remember I said, babes have a laugh, it'll actually go
Speaker 4: off if you post something on TikTok and you're in
Speaker 4: on the jpe like she makes fun of herself and
Speaker 4: not being able to read, and eventually she did. So
Speaker 4: she obviously heard this podcast and I influenced it.
Speaker 1: I want to dumb the r to be started about me,
Speaker 1: like I love people say like Mitch Cheery doesn't have
Speaker 1: an asshole like something? Really, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Something so range that. No, no, not that. We just
Speaker 7: won't put that in the show. And let's just start that.
Speaker 5: Would you like me to start one and put it
Speaker 5: on the Facebook group.
Speaker 1: And get out the three people I love talking about it?
Speaker 1: So what what do you what would you guys like
Speaker 1: to have spoken about you? Would you guys like rumors
Speaker 1: spread about you?
Speaker 4: I'd just like to know enough already going around?
Speaker 7: What a little bit about There's so many rumors at
Speaker 7: the moment, which we might get into.
Speaker 4: A little bit later. Yeah, really, there's a.
Speaker 7: Few I've had to clear up this week alone. Really
Speaker 7: with the launch of the new podcast, there's been a
Speaker 7: lot of gossip online.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like feuds like big show. It's a big show. Of course,
Speaker 4: we'll talk about it later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, we'll get to it. Also, Mitch, I'm going
Speaker 1: to start the rumor that you're you wear a lace
Speaker 1: front wig.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't I have a better hairline?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think like front's going that far back now that
Speaker 4: I think about it. Mitch, yours looks like one of
Speaker 4: those ones.
Speaker 1: That you now, one of those TikTok store ones. Yes,
Speaker 1: it starts real. You want to pull it. It's weird,
Speaker 1: it's don't touch it.
Speaker 4: No, I don't. You don't have an asshole, so would now?
Speaker 5: I mean anyway, that's all right, all right, Hey, it
Speaker 5: doesn't have a belly button.
Speaker 1: What about me?
Speaker 4: I've got bomo now, No, I think it's funner if
Speaker 4: you do two belly buttons. Not like no, actually, more, Mitch,
Speaker 4: A more believable rumor would actually be you having two
Speaker 4: assholes because your asshole actually has a bridge across it.
Speaker 4: Like it didn't fully open. It open in two parts.
Speaker 1: It's one asshole, but there's a bridge of ski but.
Speaker 4: It never brow. Can you flee?
Speaker 1: Fucking Maya Ballarat? What are you doing, Alex. She's picking
Speaker 1: up a click and collect order. It's very loud.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get some things done.
Speaker 5: It's a friday at school.
Speaker 4: Oh look, we'll let you go down. And you're a
Speaker 4: busy woman. I'm so sorry. Hoping to keep you Alex.
Speaker 1: Sorry on your number one podcast.
Speaker 4: I got enjoy it. Hello, so make sure you send
Speaker 4: Jenner a DM at a couple of miches. Claim your prize.
Speaker 1: How wonderful, No worries coming on listening to the show, Alex.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it, and you can get in touch.
Speaker 1: Send us a text two minch do you know that
Speaker 1: off by half these days?
Speaker 4: The new phone number if you want to send us
Speaker 4: a text? Oh four double two nine four eight two
Speaker 4: o two lovely get in touch anyway, Sorry, we need
Speaker 4: to welcome our guests. Probably all right, Hey, thanks for Stepan.
Speaker 4: Did you have any trouble getting in here? No, it
Speaker 4: was actually really easy and I didn't even need to
Speaker 4: see the girl at reception because I actually just parked
Speaker 4: on the street, which this is unheard of in Sydney.
Speaker 4: But yeah, you've actually got like a street or two
Speaker 4: away unmeeded parking really on the street.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, And I'm like hello, like this is unheard
Speaker 7: of everywhere you get charged for parking or at something,
Speaker 7: you know one hour or fifteen minutes or whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 7: I had to double check two or three times, even
Speaker 7: got out Google Maps and was like has the sign
Speaker 7: fallen down? Like I'm just checking because apparently I'm unmeted.
Speaker 7: So Darlah can stay all night.
Speaker 4: God too good. It was very easy to find. Your
Speaker 4: instructions were great. It's very thorough. I copy and pasted
Speaker 4: it from my uber I was when I ordered food for.
Speaker 1: The first time. He meets, like, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: copy and paste the instructions. It is a seven point
Speaker 1: manual as to.
Speaker 4: How it come people get lost easily. And also I
Speaker 4: think I did a pretty good time, right, Like I
Speaker 4: wasn't keeping an eye on the time. How long would
Speaker 4: that take? I think I made it, Like yeah, I
Speaker 4: checked as I was walking in and it was like
Speaker 4: just over twenty minutes. I think we were doing the
Speaker 4: speed limit. I was doing the speed limit, and you
Speaker 4: know what, I only ran into one complication, which was
Speaker 4: a man. You know how they are at the traffic
Speaker 4: lights wanting to wash your window. And I was so
Speaker 4: flustered by all of this that I didn't understand. And
Speaker 4: so anyway, he he came up to my window and
Speaker 4: he put a thumbs up, and I just in my
Speaker 4: brain thought that thumbs up meant like all good, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, all good. So I've put then a
Speaker 4: thumbs up as well, and gone, yeah, all good. In
Speaker 4: the bloody window. He's done the bloody windows because the
Speaker 4: thumbs up means yes, of course.
Speaker 1: And then the hub bottle comes out and it's full
Speaker 1: of the and.
Speaker 4: I did he want coins? Yes?
Speaker 7: And I have nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing in the car
Speaker 7: because I just got well I just got a new car,
Speaker 7: so like I had literally nothing in it.
Speaker 4: And also who keeps coins anyway?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well yeah that as well, and so I had
Speaker 7: literally nothing. And then I'm like, went to beat the
Speaker 7: horn because he can't see me because he's washing my window.
Speaker 7: And then I went to beat the horn and then
Speaker 7: I was like, is that too rude? But I've got
Speaker 7: to get him to stop because now he's doing the job.
Speaker 7: And I'm like and I had to wind down my window.
Speaker 4: And goes yes, mad, I just meant no more good, Sorry,
Speaker 4: I don't have any money. And then anyway, they're like,
Speaker 4: He's like, I know the feeling, mate, Yeah. And then
Speaker 4: the light went grain and I just, you know, sped off.
Speaker 4: So anyway's probably written down my number played and he's
Speaker 4: coming for me, but he probably will know you meated Street.
Speaker 4: I know iconic, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's great to have you here on the week of
Speaker 1: the launch of your new podcast.
Speaker 4: I know I'm very excited and thank you for having
Speaker 4: me and thank you for letting me literally come over
Speaker 4: like a leaf, just to promo the new podcast, High Scrollers.
Speaker 4: High Scrollers, I mean, is it fair to say that
Speaker 4: it's similar ish to trash Alley. It's like stuff you've
Speaker 4: seen online, celebrity bullshit, you know, similar vibe, it different vibe.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So this is what I was talking about earlier,
Speaker 7: about the rumors and what I had to like clear up.
Speaker 4: All the tea.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love people have started writing in Facebook groups.
Speaker 7: I've actually had to jump in the comments this week
Speaker 7: on one post. Some of them I just let them
Speaker 7: go because whatever. A lot of people screenshot them to
Speaker 7: me because they're like, you know, we're looking out for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, That's how I see them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's this group though?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 4: What's this group?
Speaker 7: So this one was in the Outspoken podcast group, which
Speaker 7: is like three girls who report on influencers all the time.
Speaker 4: What were they saying?
Speaker 7: So they were basically saying that it's my fault that
Speaker 7: trash Alley ended because this new podcast was in the
Speaker 7: works already with Brittany and then Yes with Britain that
Speaker 7: I had that I had just pretended that Spotify had
Speaker 7: canceled us or whatever you want to say.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: It was very vague. And then people were jumping in
Speaker 7: the comments and they were hypothesizing. And then after I commented,
Speaker 7: everyone started deleting their comments because they were all wrong
Speaker 7: because I said, so.
Speaker 1: What actually say Hi guys, So like Hi, it's all right.
Speaker 4: Hey here, I just want to like clarify that, like
Speaker 4: trash ali was one hundred percent Spotify's decision to stop
Speaker 4: doing trash Alley. I wasn't just trash ally they got
Speaker 4: rid of like fucking I mean, you'd need more than
Speaker 4: two hands account the amount of podcasts they dropped, and
Speaker 4: so it wasn't just trash.
Speaker 7: And I loved working with Spotify, like they were great.
Speaker 7: No shade to them whatsoever, and also no shade to
Speaker 7: Outspoken and how they run their podcast I get it,
Speaker 7: like whatever, but I was like Spotify, It was totally
Speaker 7: Spotify's decision.
Speaker 4: And then like literally like a.
Speaker 7: Month to six weeks later is kind of when I
Speaker 7: found out about this new podcast. I didn't say all
Speaker 7: of this in the post, but also just for the
Speaker 7: for the listeners.
Speaker 4: Like what do you call them again? Idgits idiots or idiots. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 4: I always think it's is it that kind of works?
Speaker 1: It's just what my nan has in a fucking timber
Speaker 1: in the beams in her ceiling, and she can't get
Speaker 1: rid of them. She's very upset about idiots.
Speaker 7: Okay, the idiots I like in thought.
Speaker 1: Looking like yeah on the week, I mean, that's very
Speaker 1: close to a territory.
Speaker 4: So for the idiots, this is what happened. Basically, Brittany
Speaker 4: was actually the only one contacted from Nova to begin
Speaker 4: with you and yeah, yeah, and thanks for giving all
Speaker 4: the context. I'm out of I'm a bit rusty.
Speaker 1: We've got you and over of course the other the
Speaker 1: podcast company that are salitated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're also our rivals has a bit.
Speaker 1: Of doing this at all that shows we love you.
Speaker 4: Well. Yeah, it's an over original podcast.
Speaker 1: The word original means sorry too much.
Speaker 7: But I do want to say though, it it's funny
Speaker 7: you say that, like people don't realize that trash Alley
Speaker 7: being a Spotify original podcast means that trash Alley was
Speaker 7: a Spotify podcast. It wasn't Our, it wasn't ours, it
Speaker 7: wasn't Mitchell's, it wasn't mine. We don't own it, and
Speaker 7: so we can't just keep doing trash Alley because they
Speaker 7: own the intellectual property. And so a lot of people
Speaker 7: were very upset that trash Allie ended. And there's nothing
Speaker 7: that I could have done, or Tim could have done,
Speaker 7: or Mitchell could have done, or.
Speaker 4: Anyone like like not yours. Yeah, it's Spotify, So I
Speaker 4: can't use any of the names or continue any of
Speaker 4: the kind of any of that. So again with Nova, like,
Speaker 4: if Nova ever decides that they don't want to do
Speaker 4: the podcast anymore, we won't be able to continue it
Speaker 4: because it's actually their intellectual property. And so that's like
Speaker 4: one big podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but where Richard Branch.
Speaker 7: So basically Nova went to Brittany, my new co host,
Speaker 7: and said, hey, we want to do a podcast, and
Speaker 7: they said who would you like to do the podcast with?
Speaker 7: And she came straight to me, said do you want
Speaker 7: to do a podcast with me? I actually was already
Speaker 7: in the pros of starting a different podcast altogether, which
Speaker 7: was going to be my own.
Speaker 4: She came to me. I was like, yes.
Speaker 7: I was very conscious that it was the same concept
Speaker 7: as trash allah are, a very similar one, but it works.
Speaker 4: We not it works. We know people loved it, so
Speaker 4: I was like, of course I'm going to do this
Speaker 4: as well. So it sounds like it kind of worked
Speaker 4: out perfectly. Trash Alley came to an end and then
Speaker 4: what given a month or two and yeah, I've got
Speaker 4: a new one. It just kind of fell in your lap. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's fucking idea.
Speaker 1: And I love your friends with Brittany. You've been friends
Speaker 1: for her for ten years. How do you know each other?
Speaker 4: So we started?
Speaker 7: So we met when I was working as a Santa
Speaker 7: photographer in a westfield in the middle of west.
Speaker 1: Did you have a little elf outfit on?
Speaker 4: No, we didn't. We just had like red Westfield sir.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 4: Can I do the annoying context thing about exactly who
Speaker 4: Brittany is. People might not have made the connection, but
Speaker 4: like Britney Lee, Bloody sawnd it's one of the og YouTubers.
Speaker 4: You know a lot of people know who she is. Yeah,
Speaker 4: fate the label big CEO.
Speaker 7: You've probably seen her on the social She's always going
Speaker 7: Vira with her like warehouse videos. She's cool, it's all
Speaker 7: happening and she's been around forli Donkeys' years. And so, yeah,
Speaker 7: we met when I was a Santa photographer I walked
Speaker 7: into a makeup store to buy my sister some makeup
Speaker 7: for Christmas.
Speaker 4: She was there.
Speaker 7: Now, the details are a bit fuzzy on like whether
Speaker 7: we like whether I knew her already or like recognized her,
Speaker 7: or if we'd met prior, because she said, like, you
Speaker 7: look so familiar, like.
Speaker 4: Do we know each other? And I was like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, but you look familiar as well.
Speaker 7: And anyway, we hit it off and then I don't
Speaker 7: know how it happened, but like a few months later
Speaker 7: or like during the time that I was working, we'd
Speaker 7: bumped into each other, you know, in the food court,
Speaker 7: and then she'd walk past me doing Santa photography and
Speaker 7: I'd said hello, And.
Speaker 4: So was she not making YouTube stuff at this point?
Speaker 7: I don't think so, okay, because this was twenty thirteen,
Speaker 7: so I know when she started, but that's when I
Speaker 7: had the job, and so yeah, then I mean she
Speaker 7: could have been. But anyway, then we added each other
Speaker 7: on Facebook and the rest is history.
Speaker 4: Love that had each other on Facebook. Yeah, remember when
Speaker 4: that was the go to when you made it a
Speaker 4: new family someone, Oh we're Facebook.
Speaker 1: So one fucking poked me the other day and I said,
Speaker 1: fuck you. I love the still play farm to Someone
Speaker 1: on a plane was playing zombies verse plants the other day.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of Sorry if you know, you know,
Speaker 1: you'll love that reference. Yeah, but that's cute. So you
Speaker 1: episode one. Well, by the time this comes out, there'll
Speaker 1: be a second episode.
Speaker 7: Not quite, I don't think is this coming out this Sunday.
Speaker 7: Episodes drop Tuesdays.
Speaker 4: There you go, Tuesday, perfect for our listened to them Monday?
Speaker 4: Is it just me Tuesday High Scrollers? Yeah, we love
Speaker 4: a routine. And look, if you have been missing trash Ali, like,
Speaker 4: come on over, because the response that we've gotten is
Speaker 4: has actually been really amazing. I was obviously very nervous
Speaker 4: about this because I knew that people were going to
Speaker 4: compare this to trash Ali, and I felt like I
Speaker 4: needed to start our first episode of High Scrollers with
Speaker 4: it's dead, Let it dart, let it be dead, rest
Speaker 4: in peace, Like this is a new venture. You can't
Speaker 4: compare things. It's done. You know, it's over. And so
Speaker 4: I listened to the first episode and it's like it's
Speaker 4: not too similar where it's like, oh, it's basically the same thing.
Speaker 4: It's like it's got its own fun energy. I Actually
Speaker 4: it was a good vibe I liked. I did think
Speaker 4: the same that it ended up being very different anyway.
Speaker 4: But I also learned a lot on that episode. Can
Speaker 4: I just say, I've never heard of a genus? Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: you know when you wear a pair of jeans, which
Speaker 4: isn't often darling, but yes, and.
Speaker 1: You sit down and it creates that like bunch in
Speaker 1: your crutch that has a name. It's called a genus.
Speaker 5: A gene, penis, gene.
Speaker 4: I've got one right now, kind of a genus as weaker.
Speaker 4: I remember being really self conscious about the genus when
Speaker 4: I was a young teenager, like third or fourteen, because
Speaker 4: that was the age where like, sitting on the back
Speaker 4: of the bus you could crack a stiffy at any point,
Speaker 4: and so I was like, I, hige, people don't think
Speaker 4: I've actually got what. I actually cracked my first stiffy
Speaker 4: on a bus on the school bus in like year five,
Speaker 4: and the boy that I had a big crush on
Speaker 4: was sitting in the seat behind me, and I was
Speaker 4: just like staring at him and thinking about him, and
Speaker 4: then I cracked a stiffy and I was like, what
Speaker 4: is this a way? Yeah? So it actually took being
Speaker 4: a rouse because oh, when I was a young teenage,
Speaker 4: I was clearly horny because just anything like on the
Speaker 4: bust is the vibration. I'm like, oh, puck again.
Speaker 1: Or you look out the window and get one crack
Speaker 1: at the parkd dish and you'd be bartering.
Speaker 4: Alone here because like when you're a young teenager, there's no.
Speaker 1: Rhyme or reason. No, I don't know. I used to
Speaker 1: play water polo surrounded by men ninety five percent nude
Speaker 1: in budget smugglers, right, and it was horny and I
Speaker 1: had to hide them constantly because you're in speedo and
Speaker 1: it was like heaven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't really hide them.
Speaker 1: You can't hide them. You can't flip it up into
Speaker 1: the waistband because you just get about working a little head.
Speaker 1: It looks like a little Maria mushroom that makes you
Speaker 1: pig inside.
Speaker 7: I feel like I want to blow your minds for
Speaker 7: a second. Okay, And I don't know how we're getting here,
Speaker 7: but I obviously have a lot of girlfriends. And one
Speaker 7: thing that the girls have taught me is that for
Speaker 7: girls or people who have Evolver, riding the.
Speaker 4: Arm of a lounge as a child is like a common.
Speaker 7: Experience because like the yard, because try humping the dry
Speaker 7: humping the edge of the house, just putting one leg
Speaker 7: over each and just kind of rocking back and forth.
Speaker 7: And apparently like the first time they do it, they go, oh,
Speaker 7: that feels good, and then it becomes like, no one's time,
Speaker 7: I'm fucking the loud.
Speaker 4: It literally hits the clip.
Speaker 1: One of my two sisters loved IKEA growing up and
Speaker 1: the fucking flat packs into the night. What did I
Speaker 1: used to do as a boy? I remember I didn't
Speaker 1: work out how to masturbate, but I actually it was
Speaker 1: like a whack them all lot of time zone, you
Speaker 1: know the little Minions games, or the minions pop up
Speaker 1: and you hit them with the whacker. I didn't like
Speaker 1: grab and and move. I would whack, same whack because
Speaker 1: I don't think my brain understood the concept that it
Speaker 1: was meant to be pumping in an.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I take while to figure that out.
Speaker 1: I would just flap and hear.
Speaker 4: I sometimes just hit it against things too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I love that crazy funny.
Speaker 1: You know it's funny. The first thing I ever masturbated too,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever told the story was an
Speaker 1: app on my iPod Touch and an iPod Touch, and
Speaker 1: I was so scared of my parents finding something on
Speaker 1: my iPod Touch. So what I would do is I
Speaker 1: would I didn't even download the app. I would search
Speaker 1: in the app store Brazilian Boys and it was a
Speaker 1: calendar and it was just beautiful for every month of
Speaker 1: the year. And they were in Speedo and I didn't
Speaker 1: download the app because they'd see it. I would jerk
Speaker 1: off to the preview photos.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, in the app store, and they would
Speaker 4: never they would never know. So how well were you
Speaker 4: at that point?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I would have been in year seven.
Speaker 4: And so you're telling me that you was such a
Speaker 4: late bloomer in coming out as gay, but surely you
Speaker 4: would have realized.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I totally yeah, it was straight no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: I just thought, really.
Speaker 7: Well, the best thing that my parents ever did for
Speaker 7: me was get me a bunk bed with office storage underneath,
Speaker 7: because there was like the bunk bed and then underneath
Speaker 7: you pulled out the desk. But then that meant that
Speaker 7: there was like a little alcove underneath the bed that
Speaker 7: you could kind of like crawl space you'd go under.
Speaker 7: And so one time I was at the doctors, and
Speaker 7: I was waiting the doctors, and I waited in the
Speaker 7: four hour while my mum and sister went in because
Speaker 7: I could play with the toys. But then I got
Speaker 7: into the magazines and I saw a photo of remember
Speaker 7: Blair from Big Brother season one? He was like a
Speaker 7: runner up, so I thought he was good.
Speaker 4: To remember so well Nathan from High five was. But
Speaker 4: then Blair was like, yeah.
Speaker 1: He was too pleased to be there, Nathan from which.
Speaker 7: Is my words of affirmation, you know what I mean,
Speaker 7: happy to be here on? So yeah, Anyway, I ripped
Speaker 7: out this picture of Blair in the doctor's surgery, put
Speaker 7: him in my pocket, took it home blue tacked it
Speaker 7: underneath my bed and so I could crawl in there
Speaker 7: and then like, you know, to go to town on Blair.
Speaker 1: Wow, incredible jerk off.
Speaker 4: Too, I don't remember. Because we had ship intonet in
Speaker 4: boge Gates, I couldn't watch porn or anything. I think
Speaker 4: I just used my imagination, to be honest, that.
Speaker 1: Is so wild, like a pilgrim.
Speaker 4: I know. And I actually was a bit of a
Speaker 4: late bloomer in terms of I reckon. I was seventeen
Speaker 4: when I realized that it was men that I was interested.
Speaker 1: I realized it like thirteen, I knew, but I suppressed it.
Speaker 7: You know, I knew it too years old. I knew
Speaker 7: watching Nathan from her. Yeah, kid, like I knew, but
Speaker 7: I bet what's weird is I knew it wasn't right.
Speaker 7: But also what's weird is I didn't have anyone in
Speaker 7: my life that wasn't supportive of it.
Speaker 4: Like so I didn't know why I knew, but I
Speaker 4: just knew.
Speaker 1: How is your coming out? Your parents fine with it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like Mum was a bit like weird about it
Speaker 7: because she just I think, like panicked a little bit, like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, my son's gonna get bashed and end
Speaker 7: up in a gutter and yeah it's gonna be hate
Speaker 7: crimed and whatever, blah blah blah. Like she really, I
Speaker 7: was like, you just need to calm down, Like I'm
Speaker 7: the same person like you, just I'm going to be
Speaker 7: exactly the same. And like I think I changed my
Speaker 7: thing on MySpace to like preference male or interested in
Speaker 7: man and yeah, interested in men, and she like was like,
Speaker 7: get that.
Speaker 4: Off the internet. You don't know what's going on. Blah blah.
Speaker 4: My dad didn't even have a clue. My dad was like,
Speaker 4: oh really, all right then, really, He's like, I never
Speaker 4: would have known, and you played soccer for so many years.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, why do you think I'm like soccer?
Speaker 1: Dalla?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because summer camp was off. You can chat up
Speaker 4: the reef, that's fine.
Speaker 7: I was picking flowers as the goalkeeper sometimes.
Speaker 4: The goalkeeper series, because my I remember the soccer coach
Speaker 4: asked my parents to stop bringing makers during the games.
Speaker 4: I just wander around the field and pick up leaves
Speaker 4: and shit and like twelve them round. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 4: you did the same thing. Pick.
Speaker 7: They either put me in goal keeper or I was
Speaker 7: like right defence because I had such a big boot
Speaker 7: on me, so the ball would come down and I.
Speaker 1: Just whack it back up the other alien.
Speaker 7: But we had like a really good team, so I
Speaker 7: hardly ever had to touch the ball anyway. So I
Speaker 7: genuinely was like picking flowers and making flowers.
Speaker 1: Sweet, so sweet. You've had you on now. Unfortunately, we
Speaker 1: do have a podcast curse on this show. Every guest
Speaker 1: that we've ever had, and I just have to tell
Speaker 1: you it's fully transparent. Every guest that we've ever had
Speaker 1: on this show. To promote their podcast, the podcast subsequently
Speaker 1: gets canceled.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? So we've got a bit of
Speaker 4: an iGEM curse, But it's mostly if we do a
Speaker 4: crossover episode. So like if we did an episode where
Speaker 4: you and Brittany year and then you had us on
Speaker 4: your podcast and we released it the same week and
Speaker 4: it was like, go listen to their podcast part one,
Speaker 4: part two, vibe. If we ever do anything like that,
Speaker 4: the other person's podcast can end within a fortnight.
Speaker 1: It's happened four times. Yeah, not even joking. I think
Speaker 1: it's happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe four or at least three or four. Will
Speaker 4: you tell me who it is? Yeah, So we killed
Speaker 4: We killed oh Dea. We collaborated with them. They died
Speaker 4: like a month later. We killed One Trick Tony, which
Speaker 4: was Tony Lodger's first podcast that she did solo, and
Speaker 4: we did a crossover with her. She's back with a vengeance. Mind.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, did she end that? And
Speaker 4: then was there some time before Tony?
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, there.
Speaker 4: Was like maybe even a year between at least a
Speaker 4: solo a few months and so we killed One Trick
Speaker 4: Tony and then we killed Party Tricks, which was Talisha
Speaker 4: and Oscar. They literally within the fortnight after we did
Speaker 4: our crossover, they stopped making their podcast. And now I
Speaker 4: think we may have killed Judge Gina, but we're just
Speaker 4: not sure yet. To see.
Speaker 1: Well, she wasn't very nice to us, But I.
Speaker 4: Think you're safe because you have. We didn't do the
Speaker 4: crossover thing, the part although.
Speaker 1: All those of you and it was all it was
Speaker 1: all lust.
Speaker 4: Although we had you on to promote trash Alley when
Speaker 4: it launched. So maybe eventually the that's fine because I
Speaker 4: mean not that I'm looking forward to the future or anything,
Speaker 4: but like if it does, at least I'm prepared. I
Speaker 4: think I'm really traumatized from trash Ally ending, and I
Speaker 4: went through a lot of trauma with that, like just
Speaker 4: that whole I was actually so glad that i'd left
Speaker 4: the podcast at that point, because if the rug had
Speaker 4: been pulled out from under my feet the way it
Speaker 4: was when trash ali ended, you didn't even get to
Speaker 4: say goodbye. It was like, we're back next year, bigger
Speaker 4: than better than they ever trash Bags and then just
Speaker 4: no more episodes. I would have had the biggest fucking
Speaker 4: tantrum of that happened to me. So it's a good
Speaker 4: thing I wasn't there. I wouldn't have handled it. I
Speaker 4: think I was just so exhausted because like, in all honesty,
Speaker 4: like this year twenty twenty three has just been a
Speaker 4: really shit year for me, Like it's been I've hidden
Speaker 4: a lot from online, but like it's been a really
Speaker 4: traumatic year with a lot.
Speaker 7: Of things going on for me. And I'm like, once
Speaker 7: they said it wasn't happening, it was kind of like
Speaker 7: by that point because we did. I found out. Other
Speaker 7: people think that we found out months beforehand. I found
Speaker 7: out about four to five days before I announced it
Speaker 7: because I was like, I need to get this out
Speaker 7: now because.
Speaker 4: People have been wait again, like what time of the year.
Speaker 4: I think maybe May, maybe April. So people were just
Speaker 4: like for the first four months of the year, going
Speaker 4: where a new episode? When are they coming back? Yeah?
Speaker 7: And the thing was like I was so traumatized by
Speaker 7: that because I had put in so much blood, sweat
Speaker 7: and tears. I mean, I like, you know that I
Speaker 7: was like hoping that trash Alley was going to be
Speaker 7: like just the biggest and best it could have ever been.
Speaker 7: Like it's so this time, what I'm saying is although
Speaker 7: I'm like, obviously so excited and we hope it's going
Speaker 7: to last forever, the reality is I've been through this before,
Speaker 7: so I'm a little bit more guarded with this new podcast,
Speaker 7: High Scrollers, and look, if that does happen and they go, hey,
Speaker 7: we're not going to do it anymore. This time around,
Speaker 7: I'm like going into it guarded and that I'm like
Speaker 7: protected in the fact that if that happens, I know
Speaker 7: what to do, and look, I'll make another podcast. It'll
Speaker 7: be my own, I'll own everything, and we'll start from
Speaker 7: scratch and we'll do it again. I mean, the're not manifesting. No,
Speaker 7: we're not manifesting that. I think we're all good. But
Speaker 7: obviously I hope I never have to do that. And
Speaker 7: High Scroll is just you know, we'll be doing it
Speaker 7: when we're seventy because it's been one episode and I'm
Speaker 7: absolutely loving it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just sounded like you guys were having fun
Speaker 4: and that's all you need. It was a lot of
Speaker 4: It sounded like a good vibe to me. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: it is a good vibe. I'm very happy with the vibe.
Speaker 4: Doreck and Brittany would want to come on here and
Speaker 4: do a crossover episode or no, what I'm trying to sabotage.
Speaker 7: I think she'd have to come on by herself, because
Speaker 7: now that you've said that the crossover.
Speaker 4: Like deliberate sabotage. Get her on as a solo host
Speaker 4: either any podcast you hate that you want us to
Speaker 4: collab with so we can bring him down. Not yet,
Speaker 4: We'll see who takes out a number one spot next?
Speaker 1: Is it just me.
Speaker 2: Listening on Spotify? I'm don't forget to leave a all.
Speaker 4: Right now while we've got to hear orright, Hey, I
Speaker 4: did listen to episode one of High Scrollers, and like
Speaker 4: I said before, I learnt a lot that episode. One
Speaker 4: of them was a new TikTok trend that's been doing
Speaker 4: the rounds in the last month or so, and I'm
Speaker 4: going to get you to talk to us about it.
Speaker 4: You can tell the story because you know you're well
Speaker 4: researched for your podcast. So we're doing a TikTok school today.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, take it away.
Speaker 4: What do we need to know?
Speaker 7: Okay, So there's a new trend on TikTok and there's
Speaker 7: been this warning issue because it's actually quite dangerous. And
Speaker 7: the trend is that you that our parents will get
Speaker 7: their toddlers two or three years old to do some
Speaker 7: pretend baking with them, and instead of cracking the egg
Speaker 7: you know, on the counter or on the bowl, they
Speaker 7: crack the egg on the toddler's head. I love, and
Speaker 7: then see the reaction and most of them, you know,
Speaker 7: get upset or cry or whatever, or.
Speaker 4: They're just unfazed. Yes, like they've just had an egg
Speaker 4: cracked on the head and they're.
Speaker 1: Just like I've seen it at a giggle because I
Speaker 1: don't know what else to do.
Speaker 7: They get shot and so the anyway, experts have come
Speaker 7: out and said this is really bad and you shouldn't
Speaker 7: be doing this.
Speaker 4: It also sounds bad on paper, just smacking fucking eggs
Speaker 4: on your kid's face. Let's take a listen. This is
Speaker 4: some of the tiktoks that have been going around.
Speaker 1: I've been hit by an egg. I've been eggs before
Speaker 1: you and it sort of just kind of shocks you,
Speaker 1: like in the bodice, never in the head.
Speaker 4: It's just a bit weird to do it to a
Speaker 4: child when they don't expect it, because what are the
Speaker 4: experts saying? Again, It's like, oh, they'll develop trust issues,
Speaker 4: not only is it. You know, you shouldn't be hitting
Speaker 4: it on the head in the first place.
Speaker 7: Obviously there's other issues, like there's a bit of trauma there,
Speaker 7: you know, and it can lead to things later in
Speaker 7: life and upset them, you know, and they'll never be
Speaker 7: able to eat eggs maybe, of course, of course a baker.
Speaker 1: My mom used to hit me with a wooden spoon
Speaker 1: and I make a great ragu So I don't believe.
Speaker 4: Make a great Did you really get the wouldn't spoon
Speaker 4: right on the ass cheek? That's crazy?
Speaker 7: My mum always threatened the wooden spoon and would pull
Speaker 7: it out, but never hit me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it. I think it's actually snapped once.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Fuck my parents are now in federal prison.
Speaker 4: But this is a good case study, you know. So
Speaker 4: now do you like being spanked?
Speaker 1: Play?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It interesting.
Speaker 7: So I mean, maybe these children are going to grow
Speaker 7: up to, you know, having some weird egg feedish, you know.
Speaker 4: But obviously there's been a dramatic reaction saying why the
Speaker 4: fuck are people smashing eggs on their kids forests, which
Speaker 4: is valid because you might psychologically fuck them up, I understand. However,
Speaker 4: there is part of me that also thinks tough enough.
Speaker 4: Surely an egg to the forehead can't actually hurt that much?
Speaker 4: Ken it? And I was listening to high scholars and
Speaker 4: it's interesting we must fucking still share a brain, all right, hey,
Speaker 4: Because I was thinking, surely he's going to go to
Speaker 4: the Nova kitchen and pull out an egg and smack
Speaker 4: it on Britney's head to test the theory that Kate.
Speaker 1: Richie was going to have for her breakfast in the
Speaker 1: morning her breaky show.
Speaker 4: But that never came about. So I thought, well, now
Speaker 4: that you're here, we're doing it on our and I've
Speaker 4: got some eggs.
Speaker 1: We've got a dozen.
Speaker 4: I just want to test if an egg to the
Speaker 4: forehead is enough to actually make a child cry or are
Speaker 4: they just being little bitches?
Speaker 1: Who's drawing the short straw? I think I think you
Speaker 1: should hit it against either matter or I.
Speaker 4: You reckon, not me. I've got to I've got to
Speaker 4: go out after this. Sorry, I'm the guest in the hand.
Speaker 1: Do you want it on your head?
Speaker 4: Well? Actually, yeah, fuck it, I don't mind, because I
Speaker 4: just want to know does it even hurt.
Speaker 1: I'll hit it on your head then, so okay, Well
Speaker 1: you'd direct Okay.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, we'll take turns because you
Speaker 4: know what, you might have more of a gentle. Actually,
Speaker 4: can I get a tail or something because it'll go.
Speaker 1: It's very extensive. I'm going to wipe off some of
Speaker 1: my sou silica acid that I'll put on this morning.
Speaker 1: They're very cold, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: And for our international listeners, an egg is Mitchell's gone
Speaker 4: into the bathroom where it's got the a soft just
Speaker 4: as he does courtesy if yours truely, come on, got
Speaker 4: a towel? Oh, we're putting the towels down. God, it's
Speaker 4: been a while since I've had to put a towel down.
Speaker 1: John.
Speaker 4: We just make a mess these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah what No, I'm fully with you.
Speaker 4: What happens to the mess?
Speaker 1: You just add to it. It's like a hoarder's house. Christ,
Speaker 1: you're putting a shawl on.
Speaker 4: Al right, it looks like I'm getting a haircut, all right,
Speaker 4: I'm yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: So Mitch, I'm going to just shuffle this way a
Speaker 7: little bit because I feel like you've got quite a
Speaker 7: violent throw on you.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm going to hold the bucket under my
Speaker 4: head so that the egg remnants can sort of drip
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, And am I going to do? I
Speaker 1: just knock it on your forehead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you've got to catch me off guard when
Speaker 4: I least expect it. So I think if we just
Speaker 4: have a conversation. Okay, there's no three too one. That's
Speaker 4: that's how they get the kids right, aren't expecting it?
Speaker 1: Tell us what you're cooking. Maybe talk about what you're cooking.
Speaker 4: Well, I'd like to make a little omelet for breakfast
Speaker 4: when I when I cook my eggs a whisk two together,
Speaker 4: there's an everything eggs seasoning which is just gorgeous. Sprinkle
Speaker 4: a bit of all right, talkers through it. Sure, how
Speaker 4: you feel like?
Speaker 1: How did you feel? No?
Speaker 4: Fuck that trend. I feel violated.
Speaker 1: Melbourne hook up, you look violated.
Speaker 4: In fact, you look like my bed when we don't
Speaker 4: put a town down. I'm not the whites.
Speaker 1: The whites dribbling down his eyes for a second. It's
Speaker 1: gone a bit red. It's about to get it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, that was the real fucking whack
Speaker 4: from you. Thanks for that. I don't think I need
Speaker 4: to do that's water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got all over my head. I made a
Speaker 1: mess of myself.
Speaker 4: It's actually just the shock because you actually caught me
Speaker 4: off guard. Even though I knew it was coming, I
Speaker 4: still didn't expect it was very it was. I wouldn't
Speaker 4: say that it hurt. There was a little bit of
Speaker 4: a sting there.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, if this is upset you, I
Speaker 1: imagine I can get where the experts are coming from.
Speaker 1: That would shock a baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, these are fully toddlers that just their
Speaker 4: parents are whacking them with eggs like. It's a very
Speaker 4: weird trend to even come about.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do me or no?
Speaker 4: I don't think it sounds like you're asking for it now.
Speaker 1: I'm all right, I don't mind. I don't need to.
Speaker 1: The points been made.
Speaker 4: Are you sure you know what one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you've got a fucking brain newness. Should I
Speaker 4: really be waiting too? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My neurologist won't be impressing. It'll be right, pass me
Speaker 1: the tower.
Speaker 7: This, but I think you should close your eyes so
Speaker 7: that you really don't know when it's coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here I am. So what I'm doing is
Speaker 1: I've actually.
Speaker 4: No that was really full on.
Speaker 1: That was ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I want to caught you off guard, didn't I No,
Speaker 4: I actually fully expected that. Okay, so tell us how
Speaker 4: you're going in my head? I need you. I need
Speaker 4: you to tell us how you're feeling.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm at school, he's on plantation islands here,
Speaker 1: that I've just been cokied in a wood hut.
Speaker 4: Me then.
Speaker 1: I actually feel really violated.
Speaker 4: It's very degrading, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Through that at my head, and.
Speaker 7: You actually got it so much worse than Mitchell. Mitchell
Speaker 7: had like a little bit. You've got a full egg
Speaker 7: to the fat. You look like you're crying yolk.
Speaker 1: Move on, wrap the segment.
Speaker 4: I think we should wrap the shower after that. What
Speaker 4: are you chucking a tantrum? We've got to wrap the
Speaker 4: show because now I've got to pop to Woolies and
Speaker 4: need more eggs for breakfast.
Speaker 7: Fucking hell true in this current climate, Mitchell, in the
Speaker 7: cost of living situation, just wasting eggs over.
Speaker 4: Say what you want about abusing children, but wasting eggs
Speaker 4: is the biggest crime.
Speaker 1: Glad you guys are having fucking fun.
Speaker 4: Oh, you need to wipe your forehead and your cheek.
Speaker 4: There we go injury, all right? We should get out
Speaker 4: of here, shouldn't we? And you tidy yourself up. It's
Speaker 4: been lovely, it's been a pleasure.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much for having me and letting me
Speaker 7: promo my brand new podcast. High Scroll is available wherever
Speaker 7: you get your podcast.
Speaker 4: There'll be a link in the show notes, won't there? Oh?
Speaker 4: I guess there is. Now you've said it. Fuck, remind
Speaker 4: me later to pop that link in there.
Speaker 7: And once we get up and running and we actually
Speaker 7: probably have some guests on. You know, it's a bit
Speaker 7: nap to have it on week two, but let us
Speaker 7: get through ten or so episodes and then we'll have
Speaker 7: an is it just me crossover? We love it, but
Speaker 7: we'll have to do it in a creative way where
Speaker 7: we don't actually cross over because we don't want the curve.
Speaker 4: No, I won't curse you, but no anytime if you
Speaker 4: want to have it somewhere, really we just want I
Speaker 4: don't know if we I don't know if we'll drop
Speaker 4: everything and show up within twenty minutes like you have.
Speaker 1: We appreciate that, all right, See you guys. Thank you
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Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 4: the end, we pretend the show is done, but it isn't.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, there is yolk on the other side of the
Speaker 1: fucking room. That's how hard you threw that egg.
Speaker 4: Look. Sorry, was I a bit rough with you?
Speaker 1: I think so, Matt. Do you think that was a
Speaker 1: bit uncalled for?
Speaker 4: It was rough, but like I feel like it was
Speaker 4: warranted for the.
Speaker 1: Show honestly what I had it coming to do?
Speaker 4: As in, I feel like like you hit it probably
Speaker 4: how hard a toddler would be getting it on Mitchell
Speaker 4: where I was to do it. I feel like.
Speaker 7: Mitchell's egg crack on your forehead was actually an egg
Speaker 7: crack because you know, as you said, the yolk didn't
Speaker 7: even break for Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Yours was very neat, like there was an egg everywhere
Speaker 4: on me and it all just fell delicately into the
Speaker 4: bowl in front of me where it's yours everywhere, it's
Speaker 4: on our knee, on side.
Speaker 1: Like it's actually making my skin tighten, like it's made
Speaker 1: my skin.
Speaker 4: Do people use egg masks anti aging?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe I'll be thinking you in a week.
Speaker 7: Because isn't it just an embryo. It's like putting babies
Speaker 7: on It is kind of the white bit in an
Speaker 7: egg is the umbilical cord? No, little white fluffy beer. Yes,
Speaker 7: that's the umbilical cord. Apparently saw that on TikTok the
Speaker 7: other day.
Speaker 1: There you go, the things you know and many thing
Speaker 1: you wanted to bring up. I mean, this is add brief.
Speaker 4: So the first thing I needed to bring up is
Speaker 4: that you've brought Mitchell a soop. Oh yeah, yeah, let's
Speaker 4: get on so I could talk about that.
Speaker 1: Let me let me discuss with you. I for Mitchell,
Speaker 1: one of my dearest closest friends, for his birthday when
Speaker 1: I'm gonna old splurge, I'll buy him an asoce gift
Speaker 1: a sauce, I'll buy him a Fast Fashion I'll buy
Speaker 1: him a soop a gift pack so I got him
Speaker 1: the body wash geranium Leaf, gorgeous, and then the matching
Speaker 1: body exfoliant, which is gorgeous. It's so nice, and he goes,
Speaker 1: what is this?
Speaker 4: Okay? It wasn't like it was more just you expected
Speaker 4: more of a reaction because I did.
Speaker 1: I paused and wait for the pause and that.
Speaker 4: But the thing is that I'm not a skin care
Speaker 4: nerd like you, So it didn't I didn't realize, Yes,
Speaker 4: the magnitude of the gift, buying ASoP for someone who's
Speaker 4: apparently very fucking general matte. And by the way, for
Speaker 4: what it's worth, I love it. I believe it. The
Speaker 4: ap shit.
Speaker 1: And it lasts all day. It actually leaves your body
Speaker 1: smelling good all day. It's so nice.
Speaker 7: And so you wanted to bring that up, well, because
Speaker 7: I've got like a little hack for you, so for
Speaker 7: when it runs out right, Because I went to a
Speaker 7: housewarming party for one of my friends Rat and she
Speaker 7: had the ASoP in the in the bathroom and I've
Speaker 7: used the aceop, I've washed my hands and I've gone
Speaker 7: chase that smells delicious.
Speaker 4: That's just so that sold me on a soop.
Speaker 7: Actually, that is just gordgeous, really not seriously, I've come
Speaker 7: out of the bathroom, I'm going everyone smelled my hands
Speaker 7: the ASoP. It's just got have a smell of this,
Speaker 7: you know, waltzing around talking about how good it is.
Speaker 7: So she told me that once the a soop runs out,
Speaker 7: she just fills it up with the home brand, the
Speaker 7: real fancy looking home brand one that's like, you know.
Speaker 4: The sandal wood. I think I've gotten that too, Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: So you just put that in the ASoP and then
Speaker 4: it just triggered. It makes people think the mind never
Speaker 4: matters that it's actually a sop. Because I was convinced
Speaker 4: that I needed to run out and get a soop
Speaker 4: and she was like, no, it's literally it was like
Speaker 4: a citrus and sandal would one from you in the
Speaker 4: ACEP bottle and they just you just think it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's gotta be one of those fancy ones.
Speaker 1: It can't be like a pal mile of honey and milk.
Speaker 4: No, it was like a dead tole one. Yeah, my
Speaker 4: dad does that where he gets like a really expensive
Speaker 4: bottle of wine empty. No, it just keeps the bottle
Speaker 4: and then if he's going to dinner with you know,
Speaker 4: the neighbors or something. He'll fill it up with red
Speaker 4: wine from a goon bag.
Speaker 1: Literal goon where's the cork that's not on? Did you
Speaker 1: just pretend to open it if he comes in?
Speaker 4: Then a wine bottle where you just screw it? There's
Speaker 4: no cork. Screw Wow, it's actually really you know, take
Speaker 4: it to a dinner party withever and they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's a nice drop's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Where'd you get that?
Speaker 7: And he's like, b w smart. It's a bit more
Speaker 7: dodgy than the ASoP, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Like it's a little bit though. It's mind over matter
Speaker 4: because they all think it's beautiful wine, but it's fucking
Speaker 4: red wine goon from aldi.
Speaker 1: Do you think companies are doing this to us? Like
Speaker 1: do you think when you fill up ninety eight petrol
Speaker 1: it's actually ninety one?
Speaker 7: I've always thought this, it's different. I've always thought this
Speaker 7: every single time I go. I go, how do I
Speaker 7: know this isn't just water?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, I know. I'm not paying two dollars sixty
Speaker 4: eight water.
Speaker 1: I think the same thing. Well, we were very excited
Speaker 1: that the podcast has launched. Congratulations, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: They do this thing. Mid to the end of the
Speaker 4: episode where they compare their screen time, like on their phone,
Speaker 4: what was yours? Again? Because eight hours? And yeah, your
Speaker 4: average daily screen time? What's yours? I feel like you'd
Speaker 4: you'd have a high screen time for sure, because it's
Speaker 4: allful work.
Speaker 1: How do you get to a setting?
Speaker 4: But so you're just in a conversation with you sometimes
Speaker 4: you just texting, just.
Speaker 1: Search search screen time. So mine is what was yours?
Speaker 4: Mat eight hours forty minutes?
Speaker 1: Okay, so mine is seven hours thirty four.
Speaker 4: No, it's pretty high.
Speaker 1: That's pretty high.
Speaker 4: It's a bit weird because that's like most of the day,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 1: But it's on all activity.
Speaker 7: But that was the most alarming thing is that, for example,
Speaker 7: when we didn't actually end up keeping it in the episode,
Speaker 7: but I mentioned that Instagram was twenty eight hours for
Speaker 7: the week. Wow, so I've spent more than a full
Speaker 7: day of my week with the Instagram app open, which
Speaker 7: actually is sickening. And I love Instagram, and of course
Speaker 7: I had a big countdown that I had to. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but like to think that I had spent more than
Speaker 7: a day in a week on Instagram was kind of insane.
Speaker 7: And also the fact that it wasn't TikTok because I
Speaker 7: feel like I'm there's so much more to see on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, no, it's actually sometimes I just don't
Speaker 4: open the TikTok app because I'm scared of how much
Speaker 4: time I'll waste, because I'll end up there for hours.
Speaker 4: Like when I'm on TikTok, I can't just browse for
Speaker 4: like twenty seconds like I do on Instagram. If I'm there,
Speaker 4: I'm usually hooked in there.
Speaker 1: I'm off TikTok. TikTok has lost its grip on me.
Speaker 1: I'm slickening, yeah, because I still like it. I just
Speaker 1: know what I'm like. I'm like, if I open this app,
Speaker 1: I could lose half the day. Oh I used to
Speaker 1: be like that, but once the algorithm gets to know
Speaker 1: you so fucking well. I didn't enjoy it because it
Speaker 1: was giving me breakup content that was so triggering, and
Speaker 1: I still get it. I can't get out of it.
Speaker 1: I've set my algorithm.
Speaker 4: Oh so that little hack about resetting the algorithm didn't work.
Speaker 1: No, I'm clearly that fucking heartbroken that it's like more
Speaker 1: breakup content. So every time I go on, it's all
Speaker 1: it is. It's awful. So I just don't go on
Speaker 1: TikTok anymore.
Speaker 4: I keep getting these. You know how you can put
Speaker 4: photos on TikTok and you scroll through.
Speaker 1: I love that I'm posting those.
Speaker 4: Oh, but fucking now I keep getting I must have
Speaker 4: watched one after resetting the algorithm and it was like,
Speaker 4: these quotes are so deep and thought provoking, they'll make
Speaker 4: you cry. And I was like, right, I, let's let's
Speaker 4: give these a go. And now that's all I get
Speaker 4: when I open my feet. So I accidentally looked at
Speaker 4: one of those for too long and it was one
Speaker 4: of those ones that like can you find the object
Speaker 4: or like find the missing of missing? You know what
Speaker 4: are they called? When you spot the difference?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: So there'll be ten of those in a slide, and
Speaker 7: obviously I've slid through like ten of them.
Speaker 4: Now that's all that comes up is which one's the murderer.
Speaker 4: And it's like the guy with bruises on his hands,
Speaker 4: You've got to figure out which one. I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's all weird, but that's what I get.
Speaker 1: This dumb guy with with wooden balls and a vat
Speaker 1: of oil and he's just pushing them around with the
Speaker 1: wood for mentally illness, and he's one. He's live all
Speaker 1: the time and it's just it's because the sound of
Speaker 1: the wooden balls in the oil, it's actually quite beautiful.
Speaker 4: But then he's speaking to Look, but have.
Speaker 1: You heard of the drama amongst the crystal community and
Speaker 1: the online store.
Speaker 4: Can you bring up one of these oil videos. I
Speaker 4: kind of want to see that now. It's really going
Speaker 4: and Crystal, the.
Speaker 1: Crystal community, well, the crystal community are just so rude.
Speaker 1: I think Brittany, who's not the other Britney, Britney very
Speaker 1: funny girl on TikTok God, I'm going to broast it's
Speaker 1: Britney Brisky was talking about it that the drama between
Speaker 1: all these online crystal sellers is insane. They're so rude
Speaker 1: to their customers because they know they're still going to
Speaker 1: make money. You go on live and it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: yellow crystal, yellow crystal, Paul's or Paul's got order, Pauls
Speaker 1: getting a blue amethyst, Well done, Paul. And then they
Speaker 1: pack their orders live. They've got this big box of crystals.
Speaker 1: But she goes if you listen long enough, they just
Speaker 1: cunts to their audience. It's like, hi, Is that a
Speaker 1: blue amethyst? They're like, no, it's not a blue amethyst.
Speaker 1: It's a yellow jade. You dumb shit in your block.
Speaker 1: But it's like they know they're making so many sales.
Speaker 1: They don't. Oh god, alright, I found an oil as
Speaker 1: MR ready, So what is it again? Okay, so it's
Speaker 1: it's as MR, which is do you know what ASMR
Speaker 1: stands for or.
Speaker 4: Is it a teoma's sensory meridian response? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck, well yeah one, I don't have.
Speaker 4: The autonomous it's something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I actually it's not right. It
Speaker 1: was a screenshop basically, it's meant to be relaxing. But
Speaker 1: what are they doing it is it's like a vat
Speaker 1: of water like a pot, and it's full of wooden
Speaker 1: balls and it's oil as well, so oil makes it
Speaker 1: really viscous and thick. Then he's got this ladle and
Speaker 1: he's just moving it around and it's like.
Speaker 4: Let's hear show up. Yeah, I don't know. A SMR
Speaker 4: doesn't do anything for me. I'm gonna be honest. Oh
Speaker 4: it's hitting mess. Sometimes it does, but this isn't good.
Speaker 4: I can do brown noise.
Speaker 1: Brown noise is brown nose on my AirPod Mini plays
Speaker 1: Brown Noise on the loop. Yeah, love brown noise.
Speaker 7: Brown Noise was amazing for me going to sleep, Like
Speaker 7: I'm for seping forty seconds of brown noise totally, But
Speaker 7: like ASMR doesn't really hit the clip for.
Speaker 4: Me, like do much.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm struggling with at the moment. On
Speaker 1: my Hot Girl Walks, I'm struggling with playlists. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where the funk? Where do I go? I'm doing that
Speaker 1: many walks. I just I've run out of can't listen
Speaker 1: to albums anymore. I've like gone through my favorites. I've
Speaker 1: done Miley Cyrus essentials every fucking day, and I can't
Speaker 1: get anything else in me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in that dry patch to it, like I
Speaker 4: need something.
Speaker 1: New High scrollers, Yeah exactly. You know what, It's funny
Speaker 1: you mentioned hot girl work. Oh yeah, because I actually
Speaker 1: feel that the hot girl walk, the what do you?
Speaker 4: What do you?
Speaker 1: The brand, the hot girl or.
Speaker 7: Renaissance that has that has occurred from Mitchtury is actually
Speaker 7: making me want to share my Hot Girl Walks less
Speaker 7: because it's because it's your thing. Yeah, it's not your thing,
Speaker 7: and it's been a thing for ages. It's now become
Speaker 7: like your brand. But then I'm like, I'll go for
Speaker 7: a walk, and previous to you doing your hot Girl
Speaker 7: walks out, I would.
Speaker 1: Share my walk and be like, come well I did.
Speaker 7: And now, first of all, your walk and twenty five
Speaker 7: fucking kilometers a day, which is just ridiculous, walking very far,
Speaker 7: and you know you've started this Hotgirl Walk hashtag and
Speaker 7: whatever and apparently coming out with merch soon, which I mean, kudos,
Speaker 7: how excited, thank you, which also want to say, so
Speaker 7: I was like just checking whether hot Girl merch. Oh
Speaker 7: my god, hot girl, I think it is up has well.
Speaker 7: I couldn't see your one, but I could see another
Speaker 7: store called hot Girl walk dot com, I think, And
Speaker 7: I just wanted to flag with you that they have
Speaker 7: registered the trademark hot Girl Walk. I know because I great, okay,
Speaker 7: because I'm because I just needed to. I wasn't going
Speaker 7: to bring this up on this part. I was going
Speaker 7: to bring it up on the podcast, but now we're here,
Speaker 7: but I was like, don't put that on an actual
Speaker 7: T shirt because like you can get sued.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll see, I can't put your merchan anymore.
Speaker 1: No, we are just a different wash, like different way.
Speaker 1: My Hot Girl walk has been trademark HGW hasn't running
Speaker 1: with hg W. Yeah. Yeah, the merch is very simple.
Speaker 1: I'm on my hg W. So is Mitch Jury on
Speaker 1: his arm. Simple and very basic. And the pibolic gray
Speaker 1: lines have done good work. So that's coming in the week.
Speaker 4: But I know what you're saying because before you did
Speaker 4: Hot Girl Walks, I started mentioning I was dripped feeding
Speaker 4: that I was hearing my walking right, But I didn't
Speaker 4: post heaps about it because quite frankly, it wasn't the
Speaker 4: most interesting thing in my day. But then when you
Speaker 4: started doing the Hot Girl walks and that was your thing,
Speaker 4: I was like, well, now I can't post mir because
Speaker 4: it looks like I'm copying you.
Speaker 1: That's the predicament that I mean. And I'm so smart.
Speaker 1: Call me Christiana, because I've really made walking something that
Speaker 1: everyone does every day. It's so selfish, it's so broad.
Speaker 4: It's literally the first form of exercise you do as
Speaker 4: the baby, and you've just not progressed since then.
Speaker 1: Well the problem is now I'm fucking running. I run now,
Speaker 1: and I can't tell people I'm running because the brand
Speaker 1: is walking. It's very stressful.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine you running, but i'd love.
Speaker 1: To see it. I ran the whole city deserve.
Speaker 4: Oh you didn't. And you know what, that actually inspired
Speaker 4: me because long story short here, like let's just cut
Speaker 4: to the chase. Like I had you muted it for
Speaker 4: so long and then we rekindled. I don't know, you
Speaker 4: were just annoying and it doesn't take much to piss
Speaker 4: me off. What earned me the unmute I can't actually remember,
Speaker 4: but like you just would have been annoying about something.
Speaker 1: One what made you?
Speaker 4: Oh well, when we.
Speaker 7: Kind of rekindled not that long ago, because remember we
Speaker 7: just randomly out of nowhere started. I mean, I don't
Speaker 7: really want to like bring it up, but like when
Speaker 7: you were going through your break up, you know, checked
Speaker 7: in on you. Yes, it was like being through a
Speaker 7: similar situation. Here, this is the here's some advice, and
Speaker 7: we actually had like a really nice conversation, and I
Speaker 7: was like, I actually, like really like Mitch Chruy.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna unmute him. But I think no, I
Speaker 4: actually think I muted you because I was annoyed at
Speaker 4: you because about a while ago you used to bully
Speaker 4: me in a sense on the podcast, but you thought
Speaker 4: it was too sided and it never was. I remember that, But.
Speaker 1: That's because I thought you did it about me.
Speaker 4: Yes, but I never got did I know? And I
Speaker 4: always did always bag out my other co hosts and
Speaker 4: trash Alley, thinking that he was doing the same thing
Speaker 4: about you on trash all.
Speaker 1: But also it was a bit that I did about
Speaker 1: all Mitch's ex colors. I did about it, all of them.
Speaker 7: I felt personally attacked, I think, and so I because
Speaker 7: I remember saying to Mitch like Mitchell, I remember saying.
Speaker 4: Like, does Mitch True like have a problem with me,
Speaker 4: because like he just like always kind of like mate
Speaker 4: and was like, no, it's just an asshole.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: I said, no, no, it's an inside joke, and you said,
Speaker 4: but I'm not in So I think I was a
Speaker 4: little bit upset about that, which is all good, it's fine,
Speaker 4: it's all good water under there. But I think that's
Speaker 4: why you were muted in the first place, because I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm a little bit sad about this, but.
Speaker 1: Also, guys, did you want of course, then we rekindled, Yes, we.
Speaker 7: Rekindled, and now I am like obsessed and I'm like
Speaker 7: on the edge of my seat, going where's the hot
Speaker 7: girl it's taking?
Speaker 1: And I thought, thank you.
Speaker 7: And it's exciting to be your friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very nice because you're actually nice. Think you're
Speaker 1: actually nice. Do you think the perception is that I'm
Speaker 1: a cunt?
Speaker 4: No, but I think that sometimes might be the reason
Speaker 4: for that perception. Yeah, some bad people out there on
Speaker 4: the door. Yeah. I think sometimes you like make comments
Speaker 4: up which are funny, and that's what you are, like
Speaker 4: comedian like vibes, like yiha. But like I do think
Speaker 4: that you can come across like intimidating, which is fine.
Speaker 4: So do I in a way like I've got a
Speaker 4: resting bitch face. People call me intimidating all the time.
Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've never.
Speaker 1: Thought that myself was intimidating. I think the size six
Speaker 1: foot three people tell me that physically, I'm very physically intimidating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, take up a lot of space in a room. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh this is beautiful. I'm glad we can all get
Speaker 1: it off our chest.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, Mitchture and I are dating. We could not date.
Speaker 1: My therapist tells me, I can't be with someone the
Speaker 1: same as me. They're like, you need someone that knows
Speaker 1: how to control, like who knows how to is proud
Speaker 1: of that that energy, and someone that isn't going to
Speaker 1: try and compete or be jealous.
Speaker 3: Yah.
Speaker 1: So that's what they're saying. So I think we wouldn't
Speaker 1: work in that sense. Yeah, it was so similar you
Speaker 1: and see so much of myself inside of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and of course there's no battle love already one,
Speaker 7: but also like it is, I feel for the people
Speaker 7: who start something and then it goes to somebody else.
Speaker 7: So in that way, because one thing that always bugged
Speaker 7: me is that everyone thought, Mitchell, that you came up
Speaker 7: with hit the.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I remember that, and I was like, it's.
Speaker 1: Did that happen on the podcast?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were doing trash Ali. I can't remember the story,
Speaker 4: but we were talking about something we didn't like and
Speaker 4: you said, yeah, it doesn't hit the clip, and then
Speaker 4: we both just went what did you just say? And
Speaker 4: then I said, I said to the editor, no, that's
Speaker 4: the out. Just leave that just doesn't hit the clip
Speaker 4: and don't see music. And then I was like, just
Speaker 4: leave that in and then it caught on as like
Speaker 4: a trash alley inside joke. And then I don't know
Speaker 4: at what point along the line, maybe I said it
Speaker 4: more often than new people thought it was my thing. Well,
Speaker 4: I think because then you took clip and applied it
Speaker 4: to everything else, because then you'd make funny jokes like
Speaker 4: don't pull the wool over.
Speaker 7: My clip and no skin off my no skin off
Speaker 7: my clip. So the clip thing became like you know
Speaker 7: your but.
Speaker 4: You started hit the clip and you had hit the
Speaker 4: clip merch. I didn't even remember. And that was with
Speaker 4: gray lines. Oh yeah. And then people were sending me
Speaker 4: screenshots of your click merchant saying how do you feel about,
Speaker 4: oh it, hey stealing your idea? And I was like, babes,
Speaker 4: are you a trash bag? Clearly not, but because he
Speaker 4: started that, IMA absolutely rare with it. Podcasts have so
Speaker 4: much trama, and that's what I've learned in my time
Speaker 4: doing podcasts. Drama trauma people, because there's I'll tell you
Speaker 4: right now, whatever you're thinking, if you're listening to this
Speaker 4: and you're thinking things and you're making up rumors in
Speaker 4: your mind, oh totally, like ninety nine point nine percent
Speaker 4: of them are not true and nothing's going on there's
Speaker 4: no tea, there's no dramas, nothing. We're not fucking okay though,
Speaker 4: and I'm still mulling the okay of course. But but yeah, Look,
Speaker 4: the point of the fact of the matter is I
Speaker 4: started hit the clip and we've said that here. I'll
Speaker 4: I'll give you credit any day of the week. That
Speaker 4: was it.
Speaker 1: I will continue posting the walking shots, though, because was
Speaker 1: it you who pointed this out to me? I liked
Speaker 1: it you pointed out to me or someone else did
Speaker 1: that When I was posting my walks, I was posting
Speaker 1: the calories and the killer jewels and and I've cut that.
Speaker 1: I've cut that out now because I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: I was posting all that. And I don't think you
Speaker 1: post them either. I think I like what you wrote
Speaker 1: on one of your.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't bring that up with you because I
Speaker 7: don't think it's my place to tell anyone else whether
Speaker 7: you do or you don't, or like whatever. But I
Speaker 7: don't share because it can be triggering to some people
Speaker 7: or even just just like I don't talk about calories
Speaker 7: day to day, and I am.
Speaker 4: Because it's fucking boring to talk about it.
Speaker 7: Well, I know, but I have been in that like
Speaker 7: eating disorder mindset and doing diets in.
Speaker 4: The past, fitness pal that have like.
Speaker 7: Focused so heavily on calories that I know that when
Speaker 7: I see calories that doesn't trigger me.
Speaker 4: But I know that I get that other people can
Speaker 4: be triggered.
Speaker 1: By one hundred.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I said, I cover it up and say
Speaker 7: if I include it in the screenshot depends on the workout,
Speaker 7: because you know, some workouts you want to get all
Speaker 7: the information in and some of them you don't care.
Speaker 7: But I just cover it up and say not important.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what.
Speaker 1: And I've stopped doing it now.
Speaker 7: But I mean on my Year of health journey, which
Speaker 7: for me is all about being healthy from the inside out.
Speaker 4: Was meant to do it last year. Remember I said
Speaker 4: on the podcast on trash Ali were I was going
Speaker 4: to do the Rebel Wilson. Yeah, the year of Hell.
Speaker 2: Hell.
Speaker 7: So I set my goals at the start of the
Speaker 7: year and I've hit almost all of them. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: I want to I am actually proud of myself.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to have seen you. I'm going to
Speaker 4: go to gram going to swims and shit, I went
Speaker 4: for a swim just yesterday. It was actually amazing.
Speaker 7: I don't know where my phone is, but I was
Speaker 7: going to read out, like what all my goals were
Speaker 7: and how many days I'm up to?
Speaker 4: You know, i'm vape free.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, one hundred and like thirty days, I think,
Speaker 7: good girl, Sorry, sorry, I'm one hundred and thirty days
Speaker 7: since I quit vaping. I have vaped in that time,
Speaker 7: Like oh yeah, yeah, how to puff of a friend's
Speaker 7: one here and there?
Speaker 4: In my mind, I'm like that counts me too. I
Speaker 4: think that as well.
Speaker 7: But then I think, you know, if you quit crystal
Speaker 7: meth and you had a hit, like, is it the
Speaker 7: same thing? You know, it's not, so I'm like it
Speaker 7: might be just as bad. So I and I mean
Speaker 7: four or five times maybe in that hundred and thirty
Speaker 7: days and no alcohol as well, like going to Fiji
Speaker 7: on holiday and like not drinking alcohol.
Speaker 4: Random's going on that I didn't even.
Speaker 7: But also like Sky is like gluten free and all
Speaker 7: this stuff, so like he's on his own health journey
Speaker 7: and a vegetarian and whatnot. So it's it's actually great
Speaker 7: having a partner who also has dance requirements because like
Speaker 7: it actually makes it like because the thing was he's
Speaker 7: whirling his intolerances in his gut, and so he wasn't
Speaker 7: allowed to have alcohol anyway while they were fixing that.
Speaker 7: So I was like, it was pretty easy not to
Speaker 7: drink while I was on holidays. Anyway, you're a better
Speaker 7: partner than me, I'd be like, sweet, yeah, And then
Speaker 7: I've pretty much like hit all of the goals. The
Speaker 7: only one that I haven't done is stop buying my nails.
Speaker 7: I'm a nail bier, and I was doing well there
Speaker 7: at the start of the year, and then of course trauma.
Speaker 4: There was a lot happening this year. Introduce you to
Speaker 4: my friend the fidget toy bucket under here on the
Speaker 4: coffee table, the lower shield on. Yeah, they're good for
Speaker 4: if you're feeling fidgety instead of picking your nails, you
Speaker 4: just get.
Speaker 5: One of them.
Speaker 1: Don't ever like it's a fun one, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Mitch got me extra fidget toys and the ASoP
Speaker 4: and then was upset that I was more excited about
Speaker 4: the fidget toys rather than the skins.
Speaker 1: That was the asp The green bird will just balance
Speaker 1: it on your much ring things.
Speaker 4: See, I don't know that's really fidget toy. That's more
Speaker 4: just like something you put in a party bag. That's
Speaker 4: so fun. Okay, this feels like I should have come
Speaker 4: from a Christmas bond. Bond you read the jug. But
Speaker 4: on guys, I had to break it up. We're gonna
Speaker 4: have to go, I feel can you go when we
Speaker 4: keep talking? You can keep talking. I actually am going
Speaker 4: to have you got somewhere to be, darling.
Speaker 1: I have someone to be Yeah, going, I just got
Speaker 1: a dinner.
Speaker 4: Fuck again in Melbourne. It's being coy, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm just meeting someone just for a drink, relaxed. Where
Speaker 1: which one in Crinella? It's where I live? That's where?
Speaker 4: Actually, No, you've got to hit the road. Then I
Speaker 4: actually have to go.
Speaker 1: Time better guy, it's yeah, it's it's at seven, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah going, I've got to go, all right, I was
Speaker 1: going to care an hour.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to keep going if you are. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's it's been quite a long episode. Actually we've probably
Speaker 4: got more than enough.
Speaker 1: But we need to discuss about the link to our
Speaker 1: episodes as well. They're blowing out. They're so long.
Speaker 4: I don't see that as my fault. We just keep talking.
Speaker 1: No, but we've been discussing some options to fix it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we need to have an all staff
Speaker 4: meeting on the podcast next week to discuss the future
Speaker 4: of the podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, we can do that. I mean I'll be there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I won't. No, Well, you never know, Jenna might
Speaker 4: wag again. We might need to call you up.
Speaker 1: Or I'm going to go ladies lot. You guys really
Speaker 1: enjoy so I got to see you. We're in our
Speaker 1: friendship here.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: We'd love to see that.
Speaker 7: We've been through a rollercoaster of emotion with our relationship,
Speaker 7: haven't we, And now we've landed on just being friends
Speaker 7: with no benefits. I've never disliked you though, I've never
Speaker 7: disliked you either, but I was just a little bit
Speaker 7: heartbroken when the tinder.
Speaker 1: No no, no, Well it's the definition of heartbroken.
Speaker 7: I was a gorgeous but more so the like the
Speaker 7: bit that you didn't realize wasn't a bit it was,
Speaker 7: it wasn't yet, But it didn't upset me.
Speaker 4: I just went on, what a fucking lose.
Speaker 1: We've reconnected? Yeah, to edit the jokes I made about
Speaker 1: Matt at the start of the pod, will do thank you?
Speaker 1: There were many.
Speaker 4: They were coming in on there alright. This podcast made
Speaker 4: you feel at least three percent better today. That's all
Speaker 4: so we do. Yeah, that's Jenner's line, doesn't are you
Speaker 4: ending the show?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: Before you went out the door? Can I run a
Speaker 4: bit of dry shampoo? You've got egg in your hand.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna go home and fix myself.
Speaker 4: Okay, good good. I just wanted to let you know.
Speaker 1: It's like something about Mary. It's gone all crusty and yeah,
Speaker 1: well good luck on your date.
Speaker 4: He's going to think you just came from another date.
Speaker 1: I've got all my stuff here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all right, and I will just wrap it
Speaker 4: up anyway. Yeah, we don't need to talk, but we
Speaker 4: will have a talk. Yeah, I will talk, but we'll
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Speaker 4: It's all right. You gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta go, get yourself into the show. I'll be
Speaker 1: here for the end and then, yeah, I've.
Speaker 4: Already done the three percent bit.
Speaker 1: You just need to say bye, see you guys, see
Speaker 1: you next week.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for sticking around for that. The sacrifice.
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