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Speaker 3: Patsy Mony, Good morning Jackie boy.
Speaker 4: How do you guys?
Speaker 3: Patsy? How's door you'll do yesterday? You're getting ready for
Speaker 3: all you go back to school.
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted. So she had some last minute things to
Speaker 2: do and this list just got longer and longer. So
Speaker 2: we did face office Works yesterday. I walked in the door.
Speaker 2: It's like going Christmas shopping at like five o'clock Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: The minute I went through the door, I thought, why
Speaker 2: why did I agree to come here? Because it was
Speaker 2: just like peak out.
Speaker 3: In Flinders Street. I had to go back yesterday when
Speaker 3: Lois got back from a first day back at school
Speaker 3: and I've already gone over the weekend and she was like, Dad,
Speaker 3: this is great. In his few I went office Works.
Speaker 3: I get vet. I'm like a dog. You get that
Speaker 3: lead ready and we're going out for walk.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: I'm already in the car. We're heading to office works.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yesterday evening it's there's not much stuff left.
Speaker 4: There's nothing left.
Speaker 2: Jacket was like locusts one aisle, all the shelves were empty.
Speaker 3: Reminded me of the dark days of lockdown. Do you
Speaker 3: remember when there was like no low roll? Rice was going.
Speaker 3: So you went back now and you go embarrassing, shame
Speaker 3: on us.
Speaker 4: You guys are still stuck.
Speaker 3: So what did you do?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: So she needed another folder because she was a folder short.
Speaker 2: So we got a folder. What else did she post
Speaker 2: it notes?
Speaker 3: They have too many folders?
Speaker 2: No, she needed new folders. Apparently post it notes that
Speaker 2: had to be a specific post it note. They needed
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: Hootd what's on the little block one or the wider one?
Speaker 2: No, she went for the block multi colored block.
Speaker 4: We needed it onto.
Speaker 3: The old supply cupboard here and only in the morning.
Speaker 3: On your way you grab a fest fal on your
Speaker 3: way out your wave to a style Nember, grab another festival.
Speaker 4: You know you carry on doing that over a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks.
Speaker 3: You've got your own flipping office works and you haven't
Speaker 3: paid a buck.
Speaker 2: She needed hooks for inside the locker. I don't know
Speaker 2: what she's hanging inside the locker.
Speaker 3: Smaller kids that you do with your news assistant.
Speaker 4: What else was on the list?
Speaker 2: Oh, highlighters. There's got to be highlighters because we left
Speaker 2: those off the book list.
Speaker 4: So what's the stuff that office works is sold out of?
Speaker 4: What can't you get anymore?
Speaker 2: Pencil cases were very popular, so I said yesterday she
Speaker 2: wanted yet another pencil case. Well, they had none left
Speaker 2: or the ones that I thought would be okay on mom? Like, no,
Speaker 2: that's like for young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the biggest shame, isn't it? Yeah? And I
Speaker 3: asked some assistant we were looking for some yesterday and
Speaker 3: I went plumbing he pencil cases a guy and they
Speaker 3: looked to me and he went he was a young lady.
Speaker 3: He went selling them online from our CU.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 3: Or is it just a lot of parents in this
Speaker 3: area because there are a lot of kids around? I mean,
Speaker 3: is there a big market and play there now? The
Speaker 3: new cryptocurrency is in pencil cases? How much extra is
Speaker 3: a dad or mum prepared to pay one dollars two
Speaker 3: dollars over market price at office work?
Speaker 2: So there was Anne at Office works and I thought,
Speaker 2: you know, she's got to have what you know, she
Speaker 2: needs what she needs, And I said, you know what,
Speaker 2: we'll go over to the plaza. We'll go to Camart,
Speaker 2: we'll have a look. Well, Camart had one lowly pencil
Speaker 2: case and it was black jacket. Was one of those
Speaker 2: ones with the square that you can put the loads.
Speaker 2: I'm not having that.
Speaker 3: No, it's more for an emo kid, isn't it got
Speaker 3: to know your color? Is you tried? Isn't it when
Speaker 3: it's a pencil case?
Speaker 2: So they had none. Win to Big w they had
Speaker 2: sold out and Typo was closed because of renovation.
Speaker 4: Maybe there is a huge macup on pencil case.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think about it. They need to go on
Speaker 3: to when it's going go online, go on eBay or
Speaker 3: marketplace also as well. Why is Typo shut for renovation?
Speaker 3: This is boomed? This is it now close in March
Speaker 3: or April? This is your big time. Yesterday the Holy
Speaker 3: Girl was some new special diary in calendar because one
Speaker 3: of her friends had one at school and she needed one.
Speaker 3: And you know when you get into a thing you've
Speaker 3: never thought of getting before, and then suddenly you're in
Speaker 3: a like an arena you've never been before of diaries
Speaker 3: and calendars, and she was like, don't you have one?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know every day, manage a Friday,
Speaker 3: I go to that radio station, I do the show.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much it. I don't need one of those
Speaker 3: A four office bar abound. Who has one of those?
Speaker 3: Is only your phone now? Anyway? You get sent electric
Speaker 3: invites now, which are amazingly you click it with one
Speaker 3: finger and it puts it in your calendar.
Speaker 4: You know who's got one of those double ones? Oh
Speaker 4: double degree rio? Here ha's got one of those?
Speaker 2: Are you? Old school?
Speaker 3: Is a four?
Speaker 4: What is that? A day to a page? Yes, a
Speaker 4: whole day to an a four page. This is the
Speaker 4: new Colins.
Speaker 3: He wow, even I know the Collins is the They're
Speaker 3: the Rolls Royce in this market, aren't They've been around
Speaker 3: for years?
Speaker 4: Wasn't she? Great paper quality, great feel.
Speaker 3: And you've got that little thing where you put it
Speaker 3: on the page.
Speaker 5: Otherwise madness rain madness.
Speaker 3: So that's what we were looking for, is that they
Speaker 3: you're at the station.
Speaker 4: No, that was purchased separately. Wows forking out for me?
Speaker 3: We get there at these A four pads here and
Speaker 3: I've been here almost six years. That is getting thinner
Speaker 3: and thinner. This now is like do you remember lou
Speaker 3: roll at school where you need to put three or
Speaker 3: four or you or you were getting a brown finger? Hey,
Speaker 3: look he's back.
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Speaker 3: Bat lates on this morning at eight, Betsy, We're of a
Speaker 3: similar vintage where you'll also remember back in the days
Speaker 3: of the office, when not just people had old school
Speaker 3: hard bound desk diaries. Do you know when people had
Speaker 3: before we had mobile phones, any of their contacts in
Speaker 3: that Rododex thing where they go d David, Derek and something.
Speaker 3: I know a guy and they'd have the I missed
Speaker 3: the road. It looked, it looks impressive and business like.
Speaker 4: Was there a roll of people's business cards or did
Speaker 4: you write on it yourself direct.
Speaker 3: Number, Derek's number. So after you have your own system,
Speaker 3: whether it was first name or surname, and you flick
Speaker 3: through it and so of that there is, and then
Speaker 3: you'd get out your old school phone and go, oh no,
Speaker 3: it's not the night, have to start again, hang up
Speaker 3: and start again? How many business got done? It was
Speaker 3: all quite slow back and they but business did get done.
Speaker 3: Did you ever have one of those roadodecks?
Speaker 2: With d had a business, so they had like a
Speaker 2: home office at home, and they had of.
Speaker 3: Course gangsters on the touristly very very actually very well
Speaker 3: run businesses. I've seen narcos, I've seen the Sopranos.
Speaker 2: They had like a rectangle file, like a plastic thing
Speaker 2: that would sit flat on the desk.
Speaker 3: Debtors eight is it with slid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a look. Are those still available?
Speaker 3: We should have listeners, should be our favorite listener, should
Speaker 3: go in one of those christ and.
Speaker 4: King's park, slain you down, update your file.
Speaker 2: And then they also had like a long, skinny black
Speaker 2: folder business card holder, so you open it up and
Speaker 2: dad would have all the business cards of you know,
Speaker 2: quick quick to contact people instead of like writing them
Speaker 2: in a contact file. He had the actual business.
Speaker 4: What did your mum and dad do?
Speaker 2: My dad had a transport company. He had an interstate
Speaker 2: trunking company.
Speaker 4: To everyone needs a front.
Speaker 3: Oh this place is a radio station for tax reasons.
Speaker 3: I'm don't make sure this shows even on air half
Speaker 3: the time, all right, so let's find out then are
Speaker 3: you a Monday winner or loser? So your day yesterday,
Speaker 3: do you think that you won Monday the start of
Speaker 3: the week or did you lose it?
Speaker 2: Patsy, I last because I in the sales i'd ordered.
Speaker 2: You're going to laugh at this. I saw some beautiful
Speaker 2: satin pajamas that I thought would be ideal for my
Speaker 2: niece for Christmas. That is, no, but I saw them
Speaker 2: and they were like, so cheap.
Speaker 4: You're buying something for next Christmas twenty four?
Speaker 2: No, because I don't want to pay full price come
Speaker 2: at the end of the year.
Speaker 4: But the silk is cheap. In January, well it was.
Speaker 3: It was like silk silk.
Speaker 4: Jack he cat.
Speaker 2: She's an adult anyway, So I got them and they
Speaker 2: arrived yesterday. They were there when I got home. Chris goes,
Speaker 2: you've got another package anyway, So I opened it. But
Speaker 2: they'd sent me a large, like it's a matching set,
Speaker 2: but they'd set me different sizes, so the top was
Speaker 2: a large and the bottoms are a small.
Speaker 4: If only there was enough time to send a back
Speaker 4: cat and you're up against it just looking in Rio's diary,
Speaker 4: there's only what three hundred and fifty on dates saw this.
Speaker 2: I've taken back as long as with the school run yesterday.
Speaker 3: You could calf house some time in the rest of the.
Speaker 4: Year because it was on sale. They had none left.
Speaker 2: So she still hasn't got a prison. But I've got
Speaker 2: how many months you've got?
Speaker 3: Well the year, we're still in January.
Speaker 4: We're in the last closing bits of.
Speaker 2: January that won't be on sale again.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, are you winning or losing Monday?
Speaker 4: I would say we were losing as well yesterday. Monday
Speaker 4: is our date night at the moment because Gordy goes
Speaker 4: to mom and Dad's every Monday night. Did I to
Speaker 4: begin the war? It's such a great ways used.
Speaker 3: To be Tuesday night, so as Mum would come around
Speaker 3: Tuesday night, we'd go out for even an hour or two.
Speaker 3: It's just a catch up and look at each other
Speaker 3: and go, hey, how are you well?
Speaker 4: You know we've changed it this year. It used to
Speaker 4: be Thursdays, but by Thursday we were exhausted. We never
Speaker 4: end up going anything.
Speaker 3: By the week you're just getting takeaway?
Speaker 4: Would we would have gone out twice I think for
Speaker 4: the year. Yeah, So Monday, you got more energy to
Speaker 4: go out. But last night banker had some sort of
Speaker 4: food poisoning by the mid afternoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poor thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I had to end up taking her to
Speaker 4: the after hours clinic. Yeah, and did. Instead of going
Speaker 4: out for dinner, all I had was a subway sandwich
Speaker 4: on my own. Because Bianca felt like she right now, she's.
Speaker 3: I think this story is more about the heat to
Speaker 3: have a subway, and the story ended, how is your
Speaker 3: wife right now? Rather than you having a.
Speaker 4: Subway parte Indian dinner that I didn't get because we
Speaker 4: didn't go out.
Speaker 3: She shame on her.
Speaker 4: She is feeling better picture in this story if you
Speaker 4: ask me, it's making it sound. Actually, haven't seen it
Speaker 4: this morning because she slept in the back room about house.
Speaker 3: The bathroom get in their sick woman, so did medieval
Speaker 3: She had a bell around your neck. Getting made me
Speaker 3: lock it.
Speaker 4: I offered to sleep in the back room, but then I'd.
Speaker 3: Two weak to even speak.
Speaker 4: The bowl of water I would have to move back,
Speaker 4: whole sea pat machine, the breathing machine. I would have
Speaker 4: to UNPLAYE to move all his apparatus up. God right,
Speaker 4: I made more sense. It's still comfortable.
Speaker 3: He told us when he came in studio and said
Speaker 3: how is she now? And he goes actually checked let
Speaker 3: her sleep in. Oh he's ringing on land line. Now
Speaker 3: get up.
Speaker 4: I encourage her to sleeping because you need to.
Speaker 2: You should have given us some hydro or something.
Speaker 3: Under the door locked.
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. Yesterday, we're doing the your
Speaker 3: brand new time wasters that we're doing on a Monday
Speaker 3: on the show. And one of the people who had
Speaker 3: emailed a time waster in hers was sort of cars
Speaker 3: shake it up if you missed it yesterday because he
Speaker 3: actually became a Hall of Famer. Don't let nobody pick
Speaker 3: your bumps. I saw though surname was Ship for Linda Ship.
Speaker 3: So today, can't we find other listeners whose surnames are
Speaker 3: modes of transports, So lights your brains up, Jack, give
Speaker 3: them some idea of other modes of transport.
Speaker 4: Think of celebrities, Brian Ferry, good one, Bob Carr, Derek Trucks,
Speaker 4: Lman Brothers band guitarist. These are in brackets.
Speaker 3: Jack, you can read out these as a qualifier and
Speaker 3: not let anyone this morning Trucks blood he love the
Speaker 3: Lman Brothers. So cow rot from the seventies, Jacob Popper,
Speaker 3: Sharan midfielder, Scooter Braun.
Speaker 4: Well that's not a surname. Are we accepting first names
Speaker 4: apparently now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, even though the game is called Transport Surnames, they've
Speaker 3: written this piece of paper.
Speaker 4: Scooter Braun is justin Baber's manager.
Speaker 3: I think he lives next door to Derek Trucks.
Speaker 4: Can I give you some of my please personal contacts.
Speaker 4: They're borderline. Get the road AdEx out to see if
Speaker 4: you accept them. I know a Ben Turner like turning
Speaker 4: a steering wheel.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not a nod. Belinda's ship meet Ben Turner,
Speaker 3: she goes, sorry, Scooter Braun. Maybe Derek Trucks.
Speaker 4: Yes, how about we work with a Brad Hume like
Speaker 4: the Hume Highway. Yes, it's a mode of transport.
Speaker 3: It is a road. So we now gonna expect if
Speaker 3: you're so we meet Terry road.
Speaker 4: I guess if you have any street French? Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: it's a mode of transport, all right? And then I
Speaker 4: also have a friend Chris Convey, which sort of sounds
Speaker 4: like convoy unaccepted.
Speaker 3: I will accept that over scooter brawn brackets justin Bieber's
Speaker 3: manager are the modes of transport? In case you're scratching
Speaker 3: your head right now, don't get here Google, let us
Speaker 3: be Google. Tram gondola, will get Graham gondola. Oh finally, tram, Gondla, mopeds, vespa, segways,
Speaker 3: tug ducks, camel. Of course there are more camels in
Speaker 3: Australia than the Middle East. Sorry, So do you have
Speaker 3: a surname that is a mode of transport? And by
Speaker 3: mode of transport? We're going to be very loose with this,
Speaker 3: aren't we. Yes, like you had a new all right,
Speaker 3: what have you got? Who do you know?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Do you know someone may be a sure whose surname
Speaker 3: is a mode of transport? And the moment we have
Speaker 3: Belinda ship during that song, Jack's been kind enough to
Speaker 3: I saw you very slowly, incredible laser light focus going
Speaker 3: through all it was context here we got in there.
Speaker 4: I found some better ones. Now, my friend Kiara Streeter
Speaker 4: drive on a street. Yeah, this is better tim fleet yes,
Speaker 4: and you're fleeting.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 4: And then I've got Jewelian Corbett, which sort of sounds
Speaker 4: like Corvette. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, well accept that at the moment. Then we
Speaker 3: can throw at these ones as we get the camels,
Speaker 3: you know. All right, let's get a Calvin. Have you
Speaker 3: been through your phone, Pats, You've.
Speaker 6: Got none.
Speaker 3: Through that.
Speaker 4: I to you the phones off during get.
Speaker 3: Out of it. We have evident the only way you're
Speaker 3: getting that phone face sim your daughter, Chris, no face timing.
Speaker 3: All right, so let's get a Calvin here. Good morning, Calvin,
Speaker 3: good morning. I'm good mate. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 3: who is it you know whose surname is a mode
Speaker 3: of transport?
Speaker 7: Kurt Mule.
Speaker 3: Kurt Mule, What an amazing name. It's sucha a seventies wrestler,
Speaker 3: Kurt Mule. Hell how Kurt? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Oh, I used to coming to a shopping COO.
Speaker 3: You're up, got cha. That's really thank you for going
Speaker 3: through your clients there as well. To see what I love.
Speaker 3: The name Kurt Mule is a great one to join.
Speaker 3: Belinda Ship, Calvin Fansy kill mate. Have a good day
Speaker 3: you two.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Julie. Good morning, yep, hello, good morning hello, Julie. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is it it feels like it's very early in your
Speaker 3: day right now? Are you just trying to get out
Speaker 3: the house or get in the car on your way
Speaker 3: to work?
Speaker 8: I I I'm walking today.
Speaker 10: I do my morning walk.
Speaker 7: How before the kids get up to have my peace
Speaker 7: and quiet.
Speaker 3: You've walked out of the house and you may not
Speaker 3: be coming back.
Speaker 4: It sounds like quite the stride you got on your
Speaker 4: away from the house.
Speaker 3: It's the walker who has had enough of the kids
Speaker 3: over the school holidays, finally going back. They go back
Speaker 3: today or tomorrow, Julie.
Speaker 1: I've got the high.
Speaker 8: School kids back today from the primary school.
Speaker 3: Back tomorrow, and you get you back thursday.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know true. That is now, Judy surname a
Speaker 3: mode of transports, do someone you've worked with?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 11: Well, Walker's got to classify, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Walking Julie Walker, you're Julie Walker and you're from war. Sorry,
Speaker 3: we should be better than that actually better than that. Guys,
Speaker 3: we don't ever want to be all the time. Julie Walker. Wonderful,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, no problems for the day. Aye
Speaker 3: bye chair breath were emotional. I didn't know what was
Speaker 3: going on there.
Speaker 4: Who we got here?
Speaker 3: Ashley?
Speaker 8: Hello, Christian?
Speaker 3: Hello Ashley. So is this your surname that's a mode
Speaker 3: of transport?
Speaker 8: Yes, Bodie and it's or b O t h E
Speaker 8: that right.
Speaker 3: Now, Ashley Botty is a great one. Thank you very much,
Speaker 3: mister Boti. Let's go to Tony.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good Tony.
Speaker 4: I hope you'll win and I.
Speaker 3: Am And I went to school with a Rowan Waters
Speaker 3: who was rowing himself across the waters Jenny, Judy Walker
Speaker 3: out walking. It's all happening this morning for you, Tony.
Speaker 3: That is great Rowan Waters, thank you very much. All right,
Speaker 3: we're off and running now then, so this kick is
Speaker 3: going surnames that are modes of transport.
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Speaker 3: right now though after meeting one of you yesterday, Belinda Ship,
Speaker 3: we're looking for people with other surname sort of modes
Speaker 3: of transport Jack who we got so far? Joining Belinda Ship,
Speaker 3: we have.
Speaker 4: Tim Fleet, Kurt Mule, Julie Walker, Ashley Bowtie, Rowan Waters.
Speaker 4: And then in the maybe pile we have Julian Corbett.
Speaker 4: Because it kind of sounds like corvette.
Speaker 3: And it's tenuous at the moment. We're gonna tune it
Speaker 3: in in a while.
Speaker 4: And Chris Convey sort of sounds like convoy.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Marianne here, come onning, Mari Anne.
Speaker 7: Hi, Christian. My name's Marion van Boom.
Speaker 3: Obviously of Dutch heritage. Yes, yes, yes, yeah, what an
Speaker 3: amazing name that is. Marie Anne van Boom. Sounds like
Speaker 3: a bond fenver tal.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I am a bomb I knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew it. You know when you meet one, don't you?
Speaker 3: You just know? Ye?
Speaker 4: All right, Mary, and you're going on the list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't be rude to her. But what's that? Does
Speaker 3: that relate to a.
Speaker 4: Boom?
Speaker 3: The boom?
Speaker 4: The boom is a bit of excitement.
Speaker 3: Boom if it blows up or bad firing and boom gate.
Speaker 3: Maybe oh that we will accept that, Like we said,
Speaker 3: tenuous as anything at the moment, Tuesday tenuous. I sort
Speaker 3: of call this new feature t t Belinda, good morning?
Speaker 3: Are you Christian? Another Bond fan for Towel Online? Benda,
Speaker 3: good morning. I'm going to hope you well. Thanks for
Speaker 3: calling the show. No worries now, Belinda? Is this you
Speaker 3: with the transport surname?
Speaker 8: It's not me.
Speaker 6: It's one of my good mates that I've known since
Speaker 6: a kid, and his last name is Plain.
Speaker 12: But it's about p l A.
Speaker 9: I N.
Speaker 3: The plane Max Plaine Max Plain too strong.
Speaker 7: Depending on how we feel, it's either jumbo or as bomber.
Speaker 3: It good, isn't it? I like it? Belinda? Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, Belinda? Thank you? All right? Someone just coming
Speaker 3: in on the text. All right, a context if you
Speaker 3: want four seventy five O three one oh four three
Speaker 3: Storno Camels. But we have got Tyler Train coming through.
Speaker 3: Tyler Train. Christ has to play rugby with a guy
Speaker 3: named Tyler Train. Uh Taylor Suzuki Swift, I don't believe. Well,
Speaker 3: no Suzuki have one of their cars, is the Swift? Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought they knew it today?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, little hatchback we will take is We'll take
Speaker 3: tell Swift.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: What about someone works in the office with a guy
Speaker 3: who's called William Monash.
Speaker 4: Oh, we did, like Brad, Human is a big freeway
Speaker 4: that you would use to transport yourself.
Speaker 3: Let's try and get all the major freeways by nine
Speaker 3: this morning. Okay, so we've got Williams and also got
Speaker 3: brand Hume, Christian. My stepmum is Tracy.
Speaker 4: Balloon Balloon Classic one.
Speaker 3: Classic one one, one of the founding fathers who almost
Speaker 3: say the balloon, what will he fog travel around the
Speaker 3: world in that big old balloon of his? And then
Speaker 3: this is a blastom a parcel a lot of you.
Speaker 3: Mark Holden, totally.
Speaker 4: Transport. I thought you were trying to do one of
Speaker 4: these catchprosers.
Speaker 3: Killed the music, but now you were just sort of commentatingly.
Speaker 4: He had a big gold catchphrase, Mark Holden on a
Speaker 4: straight anytime somebody sung well, he would stand up from
Speaker 4: the desk and he would wave, do a big circle
Speaker 4: with his arm and go touchdown and did he like.
Speaker 7: What was he?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: He was putting the ball on the ground like where
Speaker 3: the phrase comes from in American football, grid Ion.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he liked it, oh hard. He
Speaker 4: did do a bit of hands up in their time
Speaker 4: touchdown all right.
Speaker 3: He also had seeing he had four top twenty hits.
Speaker 3: He was messed. Yeah. He had one was called I
Speaker 3: Want to make You My Woman. Yep, this is a
Speaker 3: good old seventies pop stole, right listen, No, no, there's
Speaker 3: a new boss at the AFL the Grand Final. Bring
Speaker 3: that Mark Holden in Holden driving out there for the.
Speaker 4: Price of one. You know, I've got Mark Holden's number.
Speaker 4: As I was just going through my Rolodex looking for
Speaker 4: transport surnames, I've actually got Mark Holden.
Speaker 3: The Mark Holden, the real Mark hold He is actually impressive.
Speaker 4: When it's a lawyer. Now he's er at all got
Speaker 4: into law.
Speaker 3: Do you think when they go hello Mark Holden associates
Speaker 3: and they go let's put you.
Speaker 4: In hold, but still with the voice over the goes
Speaker 4: if you've been in.
Speaker 3: I'm impressed that you have a high Watches celebrity in
Speaker 3: your phone.
Speaker 4: When my first job in radio is working on an
Speaker 4: Adelaide breakfast show and my job was just a ban
Speaker 4: the phones and Mark Holden called in for an interview,
Speaker 4: and I thought, you know what I might need this
Speaker 4: one day, so I stored his number in my phone.
Speaker 3: That's good level producing And have you ever used that?
Speaker 4: Never used it? Should we say?
Speaker 3: Se should be the day?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Has anybody else got a famous name and number in
Speaker 3: the your phone? No matter how well known they are,
Speaker 3: Fame in your phone? Who have you got? Let us know,
Speaker 3: Carlin and Brighter.
Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the Christian O Carle's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Do you have any famous names in your phone? Fame
Speaker 3: in your phone? We've been channeling this morning on the
Speaker 3: show about surnames, people who've got surnames as a motor
Speaker 3: transport and a couple of you texted in about the
Speaker 3: great Mark Holden and Chuck your boy pipes up that
Speaker 3: he's got Mark Holden's number.
Speaker 4: My first job in radio, I kind of took it secretly.
Speaker 4: I guess he called in for an interview. I just
Speaker 4: had to transfer the call and then I went into
Speaker 4: the details of the call, took his number and put
Speaker 4: it in my phone just in case the day ever
Speaker 4: came that I ever needed it.
Speaker 3: That is that day today.
Speaker 4: I thought we should text him before we call it
Speaker 4: dun cold calling. So I'm just written, Hey, Mark, this
Speaker 4: is Jack Post from the Christian O'Connell Breakfast show on
Speaker 4: Gold in Melbourne. Would be able to come on the
Speaker 4: show to say hello this morning, might need a bit more?
Speaker 4: What else I haven't sent it? Yeah? What else do
Speaker 4: you want to put in there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, real, what do you think? Maybe something like
Speaker 4: a compliment like butter him up, like.
Speaker 3: We love you on Our listeners would love to hear
Speaker 3: how you are? Just a quick chat?
Speaker 4: Okay, our listeners would love to hear. Should I write
Speaker 4: that we love the song or yeah, maybe it's a
Speaker 4: song from forty years ago, so yeah, don't worry about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's save that for once the interview starts to happen.
Speaker 4: Maybe say touchdown at the end. I'm not sure anyone
Speaker 4: think that, like we're silly billies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't see where we want to be known
Speaker 3: as a city bullies.
Speaker 4: You know our listeners would love to hear from you,
Speaker 4: and should I say, like, just to put him in.
Speaker 4: He's like, nothing, sus, because I do that nothing sucks.
Speaker 3: I don't that. I think this is one hundred percent
Speaker 3: sus and I suspect behind this, steady biddies.
Speaker 2: No, he'll think there's some controversy arising from last night's idols,
Speaker 2: so you need to put him hear.
Speaker 4: What a coincidence? Why did something happened last night? No
Speaker 4: it didn't.
Speaker 2: But he'll see.
Speaker 3: We don't care about those kind of shows.
Speaker 4: Say, this has nothing to do with Austrai idol, Well what.
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about?
Speaker 7: Or law?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'll finished. This has nothing to do with
Speaker 4: Australian idol from last night, nothing to do with law.
Speaker 3: We will never hear from Mark Holden. You're better off
Speaker 3: actually is missing going called us hold O. You're more
Speaker 3: likely to get call that way than not, Sus. Not
Speaker 3: city biddies. Nothing to do with idle or laws? Jack
Speaker 3: Post and how did he illegally stole my number? He's
Speaker 3: gonna he's gonna he's a law man. He's gonna shut
Speaker 3: that down station, and you have been shut down. You're
Speaker 3: going to writ today.
Speaker 4: I go within five hundred meters.
Speaker 3: Send the message to see what why not?
Speaker 2: He's a lovely person.
Speaker 3: I bet he is. I better love to come off
Speaker 3: for a quick chat. You know, we have nothing but
Speaker 3: good intentions here. All right? Where were we? Oh? Yes, Christian?
Speaker 3: Other transports surnames. My daughter in law, her surname is Falcon.
Speaker 3: It's a motive trans the Ford Falcon. Of course, there
Speaker 3: you go, yes, yeah, gotcha, Christian. I am. My best
Speaker 3: friend is Johnny Carr. Someone else's best friend is Brodie Carr.
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of cars right now. Christian, my
Speaker 3: boss is Ben car and then this is Christian and Christian.
Speaker 3: My surname is Crane. I am Terry Crane.
Speaker 4: Terry Crane. Although you don't really transport yourself in a crane.
Speaker 3: Oh you care?
Speaker 4: But they move things, don't they.
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 3: Or girders. That's just very excited about being able to
Speaker 3: pull that reference is certainly more gooders. Stuart's on the line.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Stuart.
Speaker 10: Gooday, guys, how you go?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So Stuart, fame in your phone. You've got
Speaker 3: a famous phone number, famous person's phone number. Who have
Speaker 3: you got?
Speaker 1: I have Jack posts you got my number and you think, god, this.
Speaker 3: Is a big one.
Speaker 4: That's not exactly an a list. But how did you
Speaker 4: get my number?
Speaker 3: Stew ten years.
Speaker 10: Ago on the HAMISHNNDY show, I was driving over from
Speaker 10: Melbourne from Perth to Melbourne and I said, I want
Speaker 10: a gold watch for watching for listening to all the shows,
Speaker 10: and you called me to organize the trivia question.
Speaker 4: There you go, and so you saved my number.
Speaker 10: I said, the number, you know what, it's going to
Speaker 10: come in handy one days to stay for years.
Speaker 3: Nothing nothing says.
Speaker 4: On the same number.
Speaker 3: And Stuart, have you ever been tended before to reach
Speaker 3: out to Jack for ask over anything?
Speaker 10: Absolutely have been tempted, but never you know, it's an
Speaker 10: invasion of privacy. I thought you wouldn't appreciate it, but
Speaker 10: I've always wanted to go. I have your number.
Speaker 4: Well, don't just write that. That's scary, Yeah, a little
Speaker 4: bit chilling.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to get a lawyer on your ass
Speaker 3: and it's gonna be much holder. As soon as your courses.
Speaker 3: We're gonna help you too.
Speaker 4: I have you got something interesting to say?
Speaker 3: Sure, but don't just say, no time wastes on that
Speaker 3: phone number. Please. It doesn't even let if anyone speak
Speaker 3: to me if I call that number. So it's get nice, Stuart,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Ya cool.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Over the weekend. My kids broke something of mine and
Speaker 3: my daughters are seventeen and nineteen, so technically young adults,
Speaker 3: and it's just so's to show at any age you
Speaker 3: can't have anything nice when you've got kids, even when
Speaker 3: they in their late teens. I don't have many objects
Speaker 3: the are allowed in the wider house, and it all
Speaker 3: has to be vetted by my wife. We are not
Speaker 3: in an equal partnership in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 3: It's only hit me this year, actually, the last couple
Speaker 3: of weeks. Wait, maybe, said a wife. Often you'll ask
Speaker 3: an opinion, but I don't think you're really interested. And
Speaker 3: she didn't go, I'm so sorry, she went, No, I
Speaker 3: already know what I'm going to do, but I just
Speaker 3: want to hear what you think.
Speaker 4: But oh, okay, anyway, and does that explain why you
Speaker 4: have so much clutter in here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? This is all I have. And then some magazines
Speaker 3: and books in the downstairs toilet. And then there's small
Speaker 3: hovelf I've got. That's my office at home. Anyway, I
Speaker 3: brought about a year and a half ago. I was
Speaker 3: walking past a shot window and they're in the window.
Speaker 3: Someone spoke to me it was a monkey table lab
Speaker 3: and I walked in. So Ladies said, that is amazing.
Speaker 3: She goes, Oh, it's not really for sale, it's just
Speaker 3: dressing in the window. I went, I went, can I
Speaker 3: have it? She went, yeah. She made up a price
Speaker 3: on the spot, right, she'd even look at something, you know,
Speaker 3: my I just checked the candle out in the back.
Speaker 3: She just named a price and it was too much
Speaker 3: for this piece of thing. And you know when you're
Speaker 3: into it, and I was, it's that when you're hungry.
Speaker 3: I need that food now, I went, I take that.
Speaker 4: I must have that monkey, must have.
Speaker 3: My wife goes, oh god, Chris, where's that for? She
Speaker 3: was Tammy didn't pay? And I told her she bloody,
Speaker 3: how they must have seen you coming and went she
Speaker 3: actually did. Wasn't even for sale. All the other tap
Speaker 3: they had in there. When no one wants this, We
Speaker 3: just put this in here because it looks interesting. Life goes,
Speaker 3: Life goes. There'sphere, Yes, for your office, as I thought we.
Speaker 4: Might itwhere in the house.
Speaker 3: Luckily the kids came in. They went, what is that?
Speaker 4: That's amazing, And this is Marvin the monkey.
Speaker 3: He now lives with us. So he got promoted. I swear,
Speaker 3: this is the only thing of mine in the wider house,
Speaker 3: right and till the weekend eighteen months later, and so
Speaker 3: I haven't moved a chair next to him, so he
Speaker 3: would like the little monkey man. Marvin used to sit
Speaker 3: on top of my one of my music speakers, and
Speaker 3: he held out he was like holding up a torch,
Speaker 3: so when you turn his light on, it was in
Speaker 3: his hand.
Speaker 4: Like a monkey statue of liberty.
Speaker 3: Yes, And so I would sit by him when I
Speaker 3: was thinking of my ideas, and he was illuminating the
Speaker 3: darkness and the patha head. He came into my life
Speaker 3: at the right time, I believe, Martham and the monkey.
Speaker 3: Over the weekend, my two daughters were fighting with each other, right,
Speaker 3: and they were dayliously close to Marvin, and I even said,
Speaker 3: step away from Marvin. But they didn't hear. They just
Speaker 3: did not hear, and one sort of went to front
Speaker 3: kick the other one well then was trying to backfast
Speaker 3: the other one, and sadly they fell into Marvin and
Speaker 3: the poor fella took a tumble and he wasn't strong
Speaker 3: enough to survive it.
Speaker 4: Guys, and he's such a one of a card.
Speaker 3: He broke his legs and one of his Marvin arms,
Speaker 3: oh dear, And so he's in the bin, and you know,
Speaker 3: I've got to wheel him out in the front of
Speaker 3: my house today in his pieces. He's going to be
Speaker 3: taken away to the monkey heaven, to my collection.
Speaker 4: It's like the pole bearer for a wheely bin.
Speaker 3: And so my daughter stopped and then blamed each other
Speaker 3: the thing which he'd been doing for years. And so
Speaker 3: my wife said, don't worry. We can take our time
Speaker 3: finding a replacement. And we need to find Marvin and
Speaker 3: new Marvin asap, not take her. Sorry, that's the sort
Speaker 3: of thing your mum says, you won't ever get anyone.
Speaker 3: I went from to calm down. You ain't give them
Speaker 3: a lollie now, and it'll be forgotten about by the weekend.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I want to know what did you break
Speaker 3: of your mum and Dad's nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three? What was there Marvin the monkey that
Speaker 3: you broke.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell's Show podcast, What.
Speaker 3: Did You Break of Your mum and Dad's phil Christiana
Speaker 3: fill of rage as a fourteen year old idiot, I
Speaker 3: put my foot through mum's terrarium. That was a gift
Speaker 3: from my nat, from my sister. Why did I do this?
Speaker 3: She turned the TV channel over from the six million
Speaker 3: Dollar Man to build Peach on the ABC. I was
Speaker 3: so angry I did that. It still haunts me many
Speaker 3: years versus foot. Terrarium is what a word as well?
Speaker 4: Getting it right? It's like a fish tank, a little
Speaker 4: world where you've got miniatures living amongst Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when was the last time you even said out
Speaker 3: loud the word terrarium. I don't think I even said
Speaker 3: it even to the song. Was pronouncing it in my mind.
Speaker 3: You know, I guess it's terrium. There's been no reason
Speaker 3: in my life something the age of fifty. This is
Speaker 3: who I am now, terrarium man, Lizzie. My dad had
Speaker 3: a video recording of my brother playing the organ in church.
Speaker 3: He was so proud. Who wouldn't be? Who wouldn't be?
Speaker 3: I recorded a queen concert over it broke my dad.
Speaker 3: No Christian In the mid eighties, when I was about seven,
Speaker 3: I put my dad's beloved vinyl collection and made it
Speaker 3: into SKA these nice shiny disks. You can imagine the scene,
Speaker 3: can't you? In the thought process? Apresto and in nor
Speaker 3: roller skating with that poor dad coming home from work
Speaker 3: for some factory job he never wanted to do in life.
Speaker 3: A stick on my Jimmy Barnes albums. Oh and then
Speaker 3: everything can be what though, Greg Curney, because you When
Speaker 3: I was seventeen, my mom had her dad's in sixteen
Speaker 3: hundred that I accidentally drove into a tree. The bumper
Speaker 3: bar didn't bend, but it cracked right down the middle.
Speaker 3: Scared of the consequence, I didn't tell any one. Weeks later,
Speaker 3: my dad was service in the car. He noticed it.
Speaker 3: He blamed my mom. She denied it. So the spotlight
Speaker 3: turned to me. Wow, Greg, scenes all right, what did
Speaker 3: you break of your mom and dad's nine four one
Speaker 3: four one oh four three terrarium? Belinda? Good morning, good morning,
Speaker 3: How are you? I'm good, Belinda? So what did you
Speaker 3: break of mum and dads?
Speaker 7: I broke my mum and dad's brain New Kent in
Speaker 7: the backyard when I was a little kid with my
Speaker 7: friends and I were riding our bikes in the backyard
Speaker 7: and they wrote towards the back fence, and I wrote
Speaker 7: my both write through the tent and drifted in half.
Speaker 7: And it was a quite expensive tent at that time,
Speaker 7: like this was like twenty five thirty years ago sort
Speaker 7: of thing. But yeah, it was quite expensive and I
Speaker 7: was not in a good book after that.
Speaker 3: But then, thank you very much for show. And I
Speaker 3: have a good day, mate, thanks for coming the show.
Speaker 3: Bye back, good morning, back morning. How are you. I'm good,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. So what did you break of
Speaker 3: mum and Dad's I actually broke.
Speaker 9: My parents' friend new kitchen island bench. I brought in
Speaker 9: a can or like a jar of falsa, put it down,
Speaker 9: it cracked the corner off the bench. In a panic,
Speaker 9: I gluted on with now a glue and it stuck
Speaker 9: there for eight years.
Speaker 12: Luckily to me.
Speaker 9: Everyone knew about it, but nobody said anything about it.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, actually quite a good idea trum repair it
Speaker 3: like that with now glue.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was very strong last bay is. Every time
Speaker 9: I walked past it, I felt.
Speaker 3: Killed, But nobody said ride in your own home. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I thought that they're strong because they've made
Speaker 3: a stone, that's what it's a kitchen jat expensive.
Speaker 9: And now when I go back to mom and Dad's
Speaker 9: house to visit, they look at me, they look at
Speaker 9: the corner of the chip's bench, and then they.
Speaker 11: Look back at me.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like a scene from a western, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Lovely story? Thank you very much, Thank you Jack? What
Speaker 3: did you break of?
Speaker 4: Mum and Dad's Mine was vinyl related as well. My
Speaker 4: dad's record needle on the record player, trying to scratch
Speaker 4: records like.
Speaker 3: Mixed Master the Beastie Boys exactly, but on one of
Speaker 3: your dad's records, not your own.
Speaker 4: My dad loved this seventies rock band called you UFO,
Speaker 4: so I would scratch the UFO never.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of them. Sounds good though before Motley Cruise,
Speaker 3: Eerie Graham Rot.
Speaker 4: But the way and you carried on about that stylis
Speaker 4: being black again.
Speaker 3: You don't mix great stuff like that. That's not nice,
Speaker 3: No sir, how.
Speaker 4: Much does the replacement style of cost? Because it sound
Speaker 4: like years.
Speaker 3: No uli in fie, old man. The stylus is everything.
Speaker 3: It's the most important part. It's like an expensive mont
Speaker 3: Blanc fountain panel or something that.
Speaker 4: Then after that we weren't allowed to touch the entertainment
Speaker 4: system ever again.
Speaker 3: At home os was also called the entertainment system as well. Patsy,
Speaker 3: what did you break in mum or Dad's?
Speaker 2: We had big sliding glass doors in our in our kitchen.
Speaker 2: One day, my brothers and I thought we'd play indoor cricket,
Speaker 2: so we used a cake of soap as the ball.
Speaker 3: And they're a really soft, aren't they earn?
Speaker 2: Sponge like and the role of glad wrappers the bat
Speaker 2: and of course the wicket was the window, so the
Speaker 2: if soap went right through the windows smashed it. Mum
Speaker 2: and Dad were furious because it cost hundreds of massive.
Speaker 3: Big and everything was so expensive. They worked, so that's it, hard,
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 4: We had a back window break one time from a football.
Speaker 4: It would have been covered with cardboard for six months.
Speaker 2: Well they just got it covered with the insurance. And
Speaker 2: then two weeks later we did it again a second time,
Speaker 2: ball the same cake of soap. Yes, so we were
Speaker 2: barred from any sport inside the house.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 3: Do you know we should do on the show tomorrow
Speaker 3: indoor games because any indoor game was great for a
Speaker 3: while until something got broken. Always. No one's got to
Speaker 3: store about an indoor game where nothing got broken because
Speaker 3: they were indoor games and we were so young. Email
Speaker 3: me if you've got stories that for tomorrow show Christian
Speaker 3: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Coming up next
Speaker 3: win a billboard.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So for the next two weeks, every single day we
Speaker 3: get to re said it. You can put whatever you
Speaker 3: want your message on the billboards all over Melbourne. I'm
Speaker 3: talking from the Tullamarine Freeway, the bolty Bridge Westgate. One
Speaker 3: message can go on all those some mon Ash Freeway, Nepean,
Speaker 3: Western Ring Road, Flinders Street, Sydney Road, King's Highway, Hawthorne Road, everywhere.
Speaker 3: Over a million people would see your message over and
Speaker 3: I had this email from Sharon Christian my mom and
Speaker 3: dad are we married very soon? Seventy two years? Good lordy,
Speaker 3: that's incredible, How amazing. They're an out sou who and
Speaker 3: they're almost ninety one and ninety four, been together for
Speaker 3: seventy five years and married for seventy two. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: phode them here on a big old Harley Davidson trite
Speaker 3: that they were on last year, they'd have called the
Speaker 3: pers So I asked my dad for some life wisdom,
Speaker 3: and Christian, he asked for a few days to think
Speaker 3: about it. Two days later he called me and he said,
Speaker 3: trust me when I say that everything tastes better in
Speaker 3: a sandwich, that is ninety four year old wisdom. Sirs
Speaker 3: come down from the mountaintop with that. I love that.
Speaker 4: So does she want for the Billboard anniversary message or
Speaker 4: does she want the wisdom either?
Speaker 3: Maybe Dad wisdom. We quote this great, this great thinker
Speaker 3: of our times. Trust me when I say everything tastes
Speaker 3: better in a sandwich. I'm happy for that to go
Speaker 3: up there. And we credit this ninety four year old sage,
Speaker 3: so any message can go up there. We've got some
Speaker 3: happy customers here.
Speaker 11: Hey, Christian, it's Taylor. You may remember me from the
Speaker 11: Billboard for my partner Joel for his birthday. We didn't
Speaker 11: actually see it in person, but we managed to track
Speaker 11: it down over Reddit. We posted in there and someone
Speaker 11: was able to send us the footage from their dash cam,
Speaker 11: so that was great. Joel was really happy with it.
Speaker 11: And yeah, he'll have a great birthday today, thank you.
Speaker 3: Listen, they're widely available. You know they're like I said,
Speaker 3: I read out fifteen massive billboard locations from the Tullmernes
Speaker 3: to the Bolty Bridge to Westgate. These aren't quite laneways.
Speaker 3: You don't need to go into reddit sub forums. But
Speaker 3: blessed the person who's got the dashcow.
Speaker 4: I drove past that.
Speaker 3: I got dash can I no?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't even know how to access that footage. Where
Speaker 3: does it go?
Speaker 4: Also talk to us. We've got photos and the billboards.
Speaker 3: Actually quite right, yes, but what a lovely birthday that
Speaker 3: must have been for him. Sat in some subreddit forum
Speaker 3: as well, all the gibberish going on there, said your link, Joel, And.
Speaker 6: Here's the u ur l hi Christian Jane here. Over
Speaker 6: the weekend I organized a welcome back sign from my
Speaker 6: favorite son, Aaron. He saw it when he arrived and
Speaker 6: he loved it.
Speaker 12: The other children went too happy, but that's what.
Speaker 6: Happens when there's a clear standard. Thanks royr help. We
Speaker 6: give it five out of five.
Speaker 3: Hush. That is a cold as ice.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connor show podcast.
Speaker 3: I've just worked out more people will read your message
Speaker 3: than we'll listen to this radio show. It's a bigger platform.
Speaker 3: Than this show. Damn it, it's not. It's a good
Speaker 3: fat for them, but it's.
Speaker 4: Not for us, especially when you include like everyone's seeing
Speaker 4: it on the road, but then you include the Reddit
Speaker 4: sub forum. Yeah, people pretty on the dash can.
Speaker 3: For good guard. It's demotivational for us, but great news
Speaker 3: for you guys. Okay, reach a proper audience with billboard
Speaker 3: advertising sales team. Don't like me right now? All right,
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. I'm just
Speaker 3: going to use my own show as a billboard right now. Sharon,
Speaker 3: you're the lady that emailed me last night about you're
Speaker 3: all someone and dad in the nineties, been married seventy
Speaker 3: two years with that great dad wisdom. I've just sent
Speaker 3: you an email, please, Sharon. All I know, don't you
Speaker 3: didn't put your phone number on there is? Your email
Speaker 3: address is for w Diva. Are you the four Wheel Diva?
Speaker 3: Please get in touch. DJ looking for contact my number
Speaker 3: ninety four one four one oh four Dustin.
Speaker 8: And good morning, good morning. How are we?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're justin Now what do you need the billboards for?
Speaker 8: Well, I've got an engaging party coming up and on Saturday.
Speaker 8: And last year you me and my partner. We sent
Speaker 8: out the invites. It's at a pub, so we just
Speaker 8: assumed everyone would realize alcohol and food's provided. Sent it
Speaker 8: out to about two hundred people, and just probably every
Speaker 8: day we're getting any message saying, oh it is alcohol
Speaker 8: or food provided.
Speaker 3: Friends otherwise come in.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a bit annoying. So I love a billboard.
Speaker 3: Just let everyone know, especially when it's two hundred people.
Speaker 3: I mean that's a big old whatsam crew to try
Speaker 3: and get everyone in it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a bit annoying. And of them, I don't
Speaker 8: even know.
Speaker 3: It's It's a big old engagement party, isn't it.
Speaker 8: She's Greek?
Speaker 4: So yeah, so what do you what do you wanted
Speaker 4: to say? What's your partner's name?
Speaker 8: My partner's name is Danielle.
Speaker 4: So Dustin and yells engagement party.
Speaker 3: Yes, hey, don't bring any plates, no moss, no cleft takers, okay,
Speaker 3: no coffin walls. I'm running out of dishes, no Greek salads, nozo.
Speaker 8: Almost.
Speaker 3: I keep googling. Keep the game going, dust and I
Speaker 3: like this. I like this, And it's this weekend. Where
Speaker 3: is the pub?
Speaker 8: You didn't worry? Be my pap alum, the one on
Speaker 8: the corner near the station.
Speaker 4: This dust loose character.
Speaker 10: I like it.
Speaker 4: Dust In a free.
Speaker 8: Agent, the partner partner organized, but no.
Speaker 3: Name, just a generic title. The two as well, still
Speaker 3: on track, on track, I love this. It's our very
Speaker 3: own Danny Ocean. Stay there, dusting. It may well be
Speaker 3: you today. This is what we call a hot lead. Donna,
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you all?
Speaker 3: I'm good Donna. So how can we help you with
Speaker 3: the billboards? What do you want up there?
Speaker 12: I would love to do this with my daughter. She
Speaker 12: owns an equine business, a horse feed business, and I
Speaker 12: would love it to read if you want your horse
Speaker 12: looking mighty fine, come on into a lait equine scars.
Speaker 3: Well, is this what I would call sizzle copy? But
Speaker 3: sat billboards on fire?
Speaker 4: So they greet your horses there, do they?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 12: No, No, We're a horse feed store and I'm the
Speaker 12: nutritionist there for horses.
Speaker 3: Oh gotcha right, you got all the vitamin rich dumb
Speaker 3: feed bags.
Speaker 12: Hey, top quality, top quality, everything's shiny coats, exactly right.
Speaker 4: If I read on the billboard, if I want my
Speaker 4: horse looking mighty fine, I would assume that you're like
Speaker 4: brushing them down, giving him a wash shampoo. That's sort
Speaker 4: of yeah, yeah, can manicure a pedicure of you?
Speaker 12: For course, we have all those sort of good contacts
Speaker 12: so you won't go wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, horse people know what this means, though, Okay, you
Speaker 3: don't do that. You do that yourselfs jack, you don't
Speaker 3: get some because that's the joy of it. They put
Speaker 3: their little nose in the nuzzle of the neck and stuff.
Speaker 3: I grew up as a pony dad. The kids had pony,
Speaker 3: and so we used to have to come to a
Speaker 3: place like this and basically hand over a small fortune
Speaker 3: to play for some kilo of some manky looking horse food.
Speaker 4: But what that pony?
Speaker 3: Bloody hell? That was a hot tinkle looks the envy
Speaker 3: of the yard.
Speaker 4: It wasn't called tinkle.
Speaker 3: It was called tinkle its before they knew what that
Speaker 3: house that word meant. We changed this when you're older,
Speaker 3: trust me. It's a temporary name. Anyway. You know what
Speaker 3: people already care about their ponies and horses, don't they?
Speaker 3: In fifteen handers and maybe an eighteen hander, yes.
Speaker 12: Well we have one of those and eight three suraugh breade.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, oh the fetlocks on that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's exactly.
Speaker 4: Don't even get me started. That big old thick they've
Speaker 4: got all mu oh.
Speaker 8: He's beautiful.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, what's the name of the business again,
Speaker 3: what do you want?
Speaker 12: It's elite e quite nutrition is the name of the business.
Speaker 12: And i'd like, if you'd like your horse looking mighty fine,
Speaker 12: come on into a late equine.
Speaker 3: What about this? Just something I catching at the beginning.
Speaker 3: It already sizzles. As I said about this, saddle up
Speaker 3: and ride my pony.
Speaker 12: There's already a business called settle up out there, that.
Speaker 3: Dodgy place out and Gelong is if someone told me
Speaker 3: about fellows ever lonely right, it might be you saddlers.
Speaker 3: That was it?
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're about to pick today's billboard that you'll better see
Speaker 3: all over Melbourne. If you want to get in early
Speaker 3: for tomorrows you can email me today Christian at Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell dot com dot au. We're going to go back
Speaker 3: to our friend we just made Dustin Dustin. We're going
Speaker 3: to let you have all the billboards of Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Oh that is so broad.
Speaker 3: That is awesome, good news, my friend, good news. Scared Well, okay,
Speaker 3: so you've got the engagement party this weekend to your
Speaker 3: Greek fiance. Yep, two hundred people got.
Speaker 4: The music and hopefull you've got it as well. That's
Speaker 4: why we put it together like this. Yep.
Speaker 3: And dust and so your message and he sent the
Speaker 3: invites out last year to two hundred people. But you
Speaker 3: forgot to put on there that drink and food is
Speaker 3: provided at the pub.
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely, just assume that people would get it, you know,
Speaker 8: being at a pub.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think these but that's a lot of
Speaker 3: money you're going to be shelling out. Weddings are expensive enough.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. It's better, so many more
Speaker 8: better things are can send the money on.
Speaker 3: I've got that on there as well.
Speaker 4: Is it too late for the last minute? Change ago?
Speaker 3: B Yo food and to say, actually thinking about it,
Speaker 3: bring some of that Greek food. Get mamster in that
Speaker 3: big old source right now and bring those clay pots
Speaker 3: with glad ra all over them.
Speaker 8: Get her the cook ups from Get me Food.
Speaker 3: So you've got it, not dusting now that the Bibles
Speaker 3: are yours and this will go up within a couple
Speaker 3: of minutes. So Dustin, what do you what would you
Speaker 3: like it? To say, and we can help with the
Speaker 3: words and all that.
Speaker 8: I'd love to say. Food and drinks are provided at
Speaker 8: Dustin and Danielle's engagement party.
Speaker 3: Maybe I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 8: I'm to say, who oh the people. I'm just going
Speaker 8: for that bar.
Speaker 3: Friend to come along. Actually, I'm free Saturday night.
Speaker 8: This sounds like a definitely.
Speaker 4: Show this party smashing plates, trust me, but don't.
Speaker 8: I told her that for the wedding, we're going past
Speaker 8: the optop and get some before the word.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So again, just as I was trying to say that,
Speaker 3: and there's maybe a nice note there. We both can't
Speaker 3: wait to see you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely that would be nice. A lot of family
Speaker 8: coming from interstate and that that would be nice. I'll
Speaker 8: let him now, message him now and say, hey, look,
Speaker 8: keep your eyes up for the billboard.
Speaker 3: Keep your eyes up, that's right. Yeah. And if you
Speaker 3: found out the name of the pub in the last
Speaker 3: five minutes, Dustin or still keep that back the park.
Speaker 2: It's the park, yes, Jim. It's a lovely establishment.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, definitely beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you got side room there or.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we hired one of the one of the rooms there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Big on music anyone playing live or.
Speaker 8: No, I've got the Spotify there you go.
Speaker 3: Kidding us, use your playlist for.
Speaker 8: All the songs, the names of any any songs.
Speaker 3: Through your Yeah, no problem with that, Dustin. Well, listen, Dustin,
Speaker 3: this is going to go live within a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: And Dustin, not only can we put these words, we
Speaker 3: can add a photo to as well. So have you
Speaker 3: got a photo of you and your fiance that we
Speaker 3: can put up there as well? And then maybe next
Speaker 3: to it a picture of a mussaka like a no
Speaker 3: entry sign. So much to what a journey going to
Speaker 3: go on?
Speaker 8: I'm to all this group.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, we can ease.
Speaker 3: You into it, don't worry. But have you got a
Speaker 3: photo of you and Danielle that we could put up
Speaker 3: there with the message, because then they go, my god,
Speaker 3: that's Danielle and that does strange, Dug, she's marrying. Have
Speaker 3: you got a photo, Dusty?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do. I've got hates. Yeah, he's always taken photo.
Speaker 3: At one of those. Now listen, Dusty, pick one of
Speaker 3: the decent ones. Okay, and said to us, all right,
Speaker 3: we'll do Yeah, we know you don't have to. I
Speaker 3: don't want to coerce you answer. Would you like that?
Speaker 3: I think it would look nice.
Speaker 8: Awesome, that would top it. Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Lovely all right, Dustin, So we'll let you know when
Speaker 3: it's going live so you can tell everyone and most
Speaker 3: of motany enjoyed this weekend Saturday night at the park
Speaker 3: in Werribee.
Speaker 8: No, well it's going to be awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, lovely talk to you, Dustin. Thanks you
Speaker 3: cool the show, right, take care?
Speaker 8: Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 3: A brighter not you're.
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Speaker 3: We're looking for your school movie seday. On the show, Jack,
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Speaker 4: I loved the monkey bars.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you tried monkey bars as an adult?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's is so incredible.
Speaker 3: It's so tiring. Now you maybe do two or three?
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Speaker 4: Oh that's good as well.
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Speaker 4: All right, let's give it to boron. That's so good.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, your detention for you.
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Speaker 4: Sadly he must have changed his number.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that old one. Yeah yeah. And the other
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