Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
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Speaker 3: Why is the life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 3: a good time.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 1: Just by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: What about me?
Speaker 6: Don't forget China.
Speaker 1: No, he is maturely and oh yes it is hello
Speaker 1: every lie guys, welcome to episode sixty nine. Can you
Speaker 1: believe it? We've made it least far. I know, I
Speaker 1: hate sixty nines. Let's just be real. It's nobody's go.
Speaker 3: To as in the sexual move sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the number. It just puts me off.
Speaker 3: You've done the sixty nines?
Speaker 1: Have you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Back in the heyday, I was sixty nine ing all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I've never done it, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm in no rush to put it that way.
Speaker 1: It's easy for the lazy man. You just sort of
Speaker 1: have to lie down on your side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like it's multitasking to the extreme.
Speaker 3: It's like you can't pay attention to pleasuring your lover
Speaker 3: whilst you're also enjoying yourself.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's also sensory overload, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean. There's actually one of our
Speaker 3: colleagues that works in the newsroom. She loves a good
Speaker 3: sixty nine, and her and her partner go for hours
Speaker 3: at a time. I'd get so bored, I'd get so distracted.
Speaker 3: It's not it doesn't sound appealing to.
Speaker 1: Me one, I guess. I mean it's sort of you know.
Speaker 3: No, I'd rather be the center of attention for a
Speaker 3: while and then I'll make you the center of attention
Speaker 3: and then we go about our days.
Speaker 1: Well that's all the sex talk you're getting this episode.
Speaker 1: You're dirty mongrels.
Speaker 3: What is this sex? Music's appos to be? It sounds
Speaker 3: like an elevator.
Speaker 1: I was like Westpac waiting music. It does. Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't fit in the check and we'll be with you
Speaker 1: in a second. Now we need three fifty.
Speaker 3: Our third wheel Pride. Kiper Jenner is here as always, Jenna,
Speaker 3: are you a fan of a sixty nine. No, I'm
Speaker 3: not quite okay, no.
Speaker 1: But finally we mentioned the number because Jenna, you have
Speaker 1: been born on nineteen forty nine, sixty nine and eighty nine. Yes,
Speaker 1: but today we are celebrating your birthday, but in this lifetime.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Jenna, thank you.
Speaker 3: I bet you thought we forgot again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we forget you.
Speaker 1: This is, of course, yes, the soundtrack that you perish to.
Speaker 1: You were here, you were in the band, the Marching
Speaker 1: brigade Ye, the percussion group, the percussion group.
Speaker 3: Yet now we've got a few presents for you, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Here we go. I've got you some cupcakes. As I
Speaker 3: always say, no that this is not that, this is
Speaker 3: a hint. It's not a bird day without some cake, agreed, true, And.
Speaker 1: These are the ones that got me for my birthday.
Speaker 8: There var Love Cupcake Factory.
Speaker 3: We've got a few gifts for you, Jenna. Here, here's
Speaker 3: one of them. Here you go.
Speaker 1: Don't forget to read it out loud, because this is
Speaker 1: a podcast.
Speaker 6: It out free learners drivers elections.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a voucher for learner driver instructors.
Speaker 1: Because it's about fucking times.
Speaker 3: Really, you got your you are one hundred and twenty seven.
Speaker 3: You should learn to drive?
Speaker 6: So am I really getting lesson?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Who your instructors are? Okay, okay, So sometime soon on
Speaker 3: the show, we're gonna take you out for a drive
Speaker 3: and record the whole thing. I keep been slacking off.
Speaker 3: Mitch and I both fully licensed drivers. We can supervise,
Speaker 3: we can teach you how to drive. I've got one point,
Speaker 3: but that's besides that. Congratulations, Thank you. I've also gone
Speaker 3: to my contacts in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: As we know, I've got a little bit book and
Speaker 1: I'm in and out, and I reached out to my
Speaker 1: friends at Universal Music who knew people at Universal Pictures,
Speaker 1: and I got them to talk to one of their contacts,
Speaker 1: who is PA of Miss pre Larsen, your favorite actor.
Speaker 1: So we've got you assigned copy free license debut in
Speaker 1: the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 3: It's a signed DVD, Last Time.
Speaker 1: Three Larson Captain Marvel Blue. Actually it's not Blue ro.
Speaker 1: We couldn't get that. We can't do you have a DVD? No,
Speaker 1: she's crying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't believe that means so much to you, Jenny.
Speaker 3: You're crying.
Speaker 1: She's sobbing like a baby and on her birthday too.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry. The plan was to do it at the
Speaker 1: end of the show. We cut it on your birthday.
Speaker 3: That contraceptive diaphragm. Sam did that scribble.
Speaker 6: Yeah, practice on a poster a signature.
Speaker 1: We googled it and he traced it. It's signature.
Speaker 3: I feel terrible, Beau your.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 1: Mitch looked at me because we were gonna do it
Speaker 1: at the very end of the show, play the sting,
Speaker 1: but she got so you got to tell it out.
Speaker 1: I did reach out to my contacts and they replied,
Speaker 1: who are you so I did?
Speaker 3: Anyway, you've got the DVD still, yes, although if you
Speaker 3: tell people in your bree laughs and fan group chat,
Speaker 3: they're not going to deny it. It's pretty convincing.
Speaker 1: You also have the DVD.
Speaker 8: So one last I love Captain Marvel, so.
Speaker 3: One last gift to lighten things up a bit. I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry about the cruel price. He's your last presence.
Speaker 1: Lucky last see very convincing signature.
Speaker 6: What what for?
Speaker 8: Enjoy first response early result in stream pregnancy test.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what's coming up on the show.
Speaker 3: We're doing another in the top five today. It's actually
Speaker 3: a follow up to Late Week.
Speaker 1: We had so many people DM and messages after our
Speaker 1: list of the best TV series intro songs of all time.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we got bombarded with messages from listeners.
Speaker 3: He were like, you're all wrong. Apparently our top five
Speaker 3: TV show confused. Not a lot of people agreed. So
Speaker 3: we're doing a follow up with listener suggestions quickly. What's
Speaker 3: why you never know when you need a pregnancy.
Speaker 6: Chest good to have that's really lovely, put in.
Speaker 1: The glove box of the car that you want to
Speaker 1: get after the lesson. So we have for people sending
Speaker 1: voice messages really yep. And Contraceptive Divephram. Sam will be
Speaker 1: decoding a judging Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he's actually able to bump our top five down,
Speaker 3: so it's now a top ten. So if one of
Speaker 3: the new suggestions is better than ours, they can bump
Speaker 3: them down the rank the.
Speaker 1: Other people's podcast. That's what they say.
Speaker 3: Who said that?
Speaker 1: I just heard it on another show Contraceptive Diaphram Sam.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, Jenna was so upset with so much.
Speaker 1: We also, Sam's been in the bathroom. We picked it
Speaker 1: on you. We said it was your idea.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, I definitely was.
Speaker 1: He'll claim it it's your first time listening, Welcome episode
Speaker 1: sixty nine.
Speaker 6: VI.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? I wear a couple of mitches
Speaker 1: if it's first time listening. We start the show the
Speaker 1: same way every week, with something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 1: hate or appreciate. Is it just me? The chorus show?
Speaker 1: I don't know Mitch's, Mitch doesn't know mine and mine.
Speaker 1: I think I'll go first because it's its top of mind.
Speaker 1: Go for it. I was in the car this morning
Speaker 1: and I've been really into true crime podcasts of late,
Speaker 1: like hooked on them because I've seen them on TikTok,
Speaker 1: and then I write them down. Then I go listen,
Speaker 1: and I've got I do so much driving that it
Speaker 1: has inspired my igym for the week. So if you
Speaker 1: don't mind this episode sixty nine Jena's Birthday, I'd like
Speaker 1: to begin, Is it just me? Have you ever wondered
Speaker 1: what our podcasts would sound like if it weren't in
Speaker 1: the improv slash comedy category?
Speaker 3: Well, like if we're serious journalists or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, there's so many different genres of podcasts. And
Speaker 1: I'm doing a lot of driving at the moment, like
Speaker 1: I said, and I've just been listening to a wide
Speaker 1: array of shows, and I thought, what would thisdiculous? We
Speaker 1: don't really have a category. We're in improv, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a category though, is it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We make this ship up every week, so we're pretty improv.
Speaker 1: Is there an improv chart?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're in the top five every week.
Speaker 1: Get fucked? Oh there you go. Well, I was wondering
Speaker 1: what will we sound like if we were, say, I
Speaker 1: don't know, true crime podcast.
Speaker 6: Okay, I love true crime podcast.
Speaker 1: I listened to so many true crime podcasts.
Speaker 6: I'm addicted.
Speaker 1: True crime is like scripted word for word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, god, I would wouldn't that be so tedious to
Speaker 3: put together like a one hour documentary?
Speaker 8: I mean like podcasts like case File and stuff go
Speaker 8: for two hours and sometimes they're two parties.
Speaker 1: And do they have credits at the end?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, So what are you thinking we'd sound like?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, So I've got the music. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna riff and I think this is I think
Speaker 1: this is what our podcast would out for a true
Speaker 1: crime two gay man, a three thousand year old woman.
Speaker 1: This is is it just me? A show for young
Speaker 1: misfits produced by contraceptive diaphragm sound Jenna B. Benson, exclusively
Speaker 1: for the iHeart Radio Network sixty nine. It's just that's the.
Speaker 3: Rhythm, Yeah it is. And I gotta say I tried
Speaker 3: to get on board that. I remember when Teachers Pet
Speaker 3: that podcast was really big.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, great.
Speaker 3: I lost interests to halfway through the series because I
Speaker 3: find it so hard to keep up with that sort
Speaker 3: of content, soft soil.
Speaker 1: It's not for me.
Speaker 3: It's like where they're talking at you rather than with
Speaker 3: you into it.
Speaker 1: What about if we were a news podcast.
Speaker 3: Tonight on Is it just me? The top five TV
Speaker 3: show theme songs? Will this theme song make the cart?
Speaker 3: Also in sport Jenna in Sport?
Speaker 6: Oh, sorry, some technical difficulties.
Speaker 1: And there's always a very long fade out like this.
Speaker 3: Well you are listening onto different to many.
Speaker 1: I love a good self help Hello and welcome. Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Here?
Speaker 3: We guide you through the turmoil and the hardships of
Speaker 3: young adulthood. We love, we even cry as we share
Speaker 3: in each other's joy and sadness. I'm your host, Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: And I'm Mitchell Churi and this is it just maybe? Periods?
Speaker 1: How is that self help? What about this good voice.
Speaker 1: How having you gonna get thrashed today?
Speaker 10: Silver?
Speaker 1: Of course lay with talk, just like Jimmy the other
Speaker 1: day training out reckon. It's a poofta anyway, I just
Speaker 1: I think we should stick to improv.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm liking where we're at now. I think this
Speaker 3: is where we belong.
Speaker 1: Your regent, Yeah, let's do it. Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you love a good empty phrase? Elaborate, like when
Speaker 3: you say something that just means absolutely nothing. It's something
Speaker 3: I noticed a lot of people in the country do.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't until last night that I realized that
Speaker 3: I'm now guilty of it. I've carried it with me.
Speaker 3: You know, you can take the boy out of the country.
Speaker 3: So I was at this thing with a bunch of
Speaker 3: TikTok influences, and because it's fashion week, there were all
Speaker 3: these beauty vloggers and stuff. And don't get me wrong,
Speaker 3: they were all lovely. Chatted to all of them. They
Speaker 3: were lovely, But let's not pretend we have anything in common.
Speaker 3: And so I found myself falling back on a lot
Speaker 3: of empty phrases that I've clearly picked up from all
Speaker 3: the farmers I was raised aroun that was great. Okay,
Speaker 3: so one of them would be winning to you. My
Speaker 3: brand now always rama lundon, oh blah blah blah, and
Speaker 3: I'd just be like, yeah, well that's just how it goes.
Speaker 3: I suppose that is good. I have never used so
Speaker 3: many words to say absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing was conveyed.
Speaker 6: I just keep.
Speaker 3: Falling back on those fucking empty phrases. I was like, yeah, nah,
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My favorite is yeah, yeah, who knows?
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 6: Things happened for a reason?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do? Sucks? One of my favorite ones.
Speaker 3: And this is a good one to use if anyone's
Speaker 3: ever prying into your business and you just want to
Speaker 3: shut it down and tell them to butt out. You
Speaker 3: just go, oh, it's a whole thing. That is good,
Speaker 3: which to me, that's actually that's all I need to know.
Speaker 3: That basically tells you it's a long story and it
Speaker 3: will probably bore you. So if someone says to me, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a whole thing, I go Roger that I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's good wood. Yeah, what can you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I love now it happens to the best of us,
Speaker 1: which is also complimenting them, insinuating that you are one
Speaker 1: of the best.
Speaker 3: Too right and too right? True right, You're not wrong there.
Speaker 1: Hold on, what was the first one?
Speaker 3: He said, that's how it goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to tell you a positive and negative
Speaker 1: and lets see if they work. Ready. Oh sorry, I
Speaker 1: was like my gren past.
Speaker 3: It's a bit like that sometimes, Grene, what about something
Speaker 3: really positive?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I was so shocked that Lukey got on
Speaker 1: his knee and he proposed to me in Xanderini.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, who knows? You know? What do you do?
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 8: Who knows?
Speaker 3: Those those ones can't approve. I'm not really listening.
Speaker 1: So is it just me?
Speaker 11: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
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Speaker 1: the best podcast ever. Yesterday was the first time I've
Speaker 1: been on a train in a long time. Okay, flex,
Speaker 1: someone has a carp I had my headphones in at
Speaker 1: Central and I was laughing out loud like a dickhead,
Speaker 1: and I did not care. The podcast is hilarious, a
Speaker 1: safe space and open minded, very funny that Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: I've been following you for a while now, so body hilarious? Sure,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Every time you yell, I'm in hysterics.
Speaker 1: What am I? And Jenna? Every time you wail and whine,
Speaker 1: I just want to give you a hug.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the week for us. You need that
Speaker 3: fucking hug after our pranks.
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Speaker 3: If you get in touch, You've got an You've.
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Speaker 1: been a bit mere lately, and my go to activity
Speaker 1: that makes me feel even just that little bit better
Speaker 1: is listening to this podcast. It's seriously like being in
Speaker 1: a room with maids, and I feel like we all
Speaker 1: need that vibe and energy just to get us through
Speaker 1: the times. Bless these quid cells in their fabulous content.
Speaker 1: Much love to you all, Katara.
Speaker 3: Katara Rode, thank you. That's beautiful?
Speaker 1: Katara Rose nineteen Does that mean she was born in.
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What's wrong?
Speaker 3: I'm really struggling to talk today. I've got nicotine gum.
Speaker 1: In Jenny, you across this.
Speaker 6: I don't know what what is it?
Speaker 1: Oh, spit it out.
Speaker 3: The vaping has gotten a bit out of here, I.
Speaker 1: Know, trying to he's on nicotine gum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, I didn't know this, but you
Speaker 3: don't chew nicotine gum. What you put it in your mouth,
Speaker 3: chew it a couple of times, and then you just
Speaker 3: sit it on your gums, like you know, behind your
Speaker 3: teeth and yeah, so that's what That's why I coughed
Speaker 3: to think because it slipped down the back of macro.
Speaker 8: I remember my maths teacher in year nine was addicted
Speaker 8: to nicotine gum.
Speaker 3: Was it is possibly a better addiction than vaping or smoking?
Speaker 1: Yes, tell the Tell everyone what your doctor said to you,
Speaker 1: what their advice was.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I went to a GP this morning
Speaker 3: for something completely unrelated, but I said to her while
Speaker 3: I was there, Hey, by the way, what would be
Speaker 3: your advice to someone who doesn't want to become a
Speaker 3: nicotine addict? But he's probably on the borderline because I've
Speaker 3: just been vaping. It's the first thing I do when
Speaker 3: I wake up. On the last thing I do want
Speaker 3: to go to bed. It's gotten way too much and
Speaker 3: so she goes just for context, she's like rough, Like
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe she was a GP. She looked like
Speaker 3: dot wigans No, more like a CHERYLN. Barnes, like a character.
Speaker 3: She looks like, I don't know Dawn French when she's
Speaker 3: a hundred yes. And so she was a bit of
Speaker 3: a bit of a house o looking lady. And I
Speaker 3: said to her, what would your advice be to like,
Speaker 3: not get hooked on nicotine? And she goes, put your
Speaker 3: smokes outside. People don't like going out in the cold
Speaker 3: to smoke in winter. And I was like, okay, not cigarettes,
Speaker 3: vapes and she goes, now, well, get a flavor that
Speaker 3: you don't like. That'll be an incentive not to smoke.
Speaker 3: I was like, did you go to fucking beuty for this?
Speaker 3: And then she goes, oh, you can try nicotine gum.
Speaker 3: I was like, great, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: That's just advice, that's not medical.
Speaker 3: No, put them outside.
Speaker 6: Quick question. Does the gum have a flavor.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's just it just tastes a normal mint gum,
Speaker 3: which is why it's weird that I'm not allowed to chew.
Speaker 3: It's just sitting there, the cravings being hit. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 3: I don't feel like a vapor.
Speaker 1: It's working good.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: Also, what is a flavor you don't like vape?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have seen on one website there
Speaker 3: was jungle juice flavored bape and I'm like, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3: Imagine inhaling Ammal be.
Speaker 1: Walking around over with the blues butter no, thank you.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should get one take the doctor vibe?
Speaker 1: All right, are we ready for the updated revised five?
Speaker 3: Yes, we are the top five. So if you were
Speaker 3: listening last week, we did a top five TV show
Speaker 3: theme songs of all time, and never before in the
Speaker 3: history of this podcast have we've gotten such an enormous
Speaker 3: amount of feedback. People did not agree with that picture.
Speaker 1: Our secret Facebook group that's not really that so secret
Speaker 1: in during Inudience was flooded with requests and we should
Speaker 1: do a quick reminder that this was number one.
Speaker 3: Yes for you, contraceptive diaphram. Sam, You're gonna have to
Speaker 3: come back in here. We need you again because.
Speaker 10: I stand by quite firmly what I chose.
Speaker 6: Just get in here. Okay, Well, what we're doing.
Speaker 3: We've turned it from an injum Top five to an
Speaker 3: ijem Top ten. We've got five suggestions from listeners, and
Speaker 3: if one of them does actually surpass the quality of
Speaker 3: the ones we've got up there already, we will be
Speaker 3: bumped down. So like for example, Kath and Kim is
Speaker 3: now in fourth place, it could end up in tenth
Speaker 3: or something. So we've got Law and Order in first,
Speaker 3: followed by Game of Thrones, thirty Rock, Kath and Kim
Speaker 3: and McLeod's.
Speaker 1: Daughters, and there were your ranking. Sam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, based off what we put forward, Sam is in
Speaker 3: full control.
Speaker 10: And I have to admit if I do have the
Speaker 10: chance to put McLeod's daughters a little bit further down.
Speaker 8: You know, it's my birthday and you're making it worse.
Speaker 6: First you do the free lasting thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, be nice to Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was all you, Sam.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so, you know what we actually.
Speaker 1: Thought that it was real. We didn't know until Sam
Speaker 1: textus and said it's fail all right.
Speaker 3: This first suggestion comes from an old friend of the show.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Chohles here, good.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Listen.
Speaker 6: It's Jenny here from TikTok and I've got a.
Speaker 7: Little bit of a booth about your top five theme
Speaker 7: songs from last week, and listen, I'm just a little
Speaker 7: bit upset that you had the audacity to leave Mash
Speaker 7: off your list Now to your listeners, now, who were going, Oh.
Speaker 3: What's Mash?
Speaker 7: Don't don't just don't know? Google it, google it YouTube
Speaker 7: and listen to that theme song and tell me it's
Speaker 7: not the fucking best one ever.
Speaker 1: Wow. I just picture her behind her kicked the table
Speaker 1: and whenever she speaks about that's pretty.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty solid suggestion. Though it's a very I've
Speaker 3: never watched the show, but the theme song I do
Speaker 3: like it. It's very melancholy. Yeah, see, it doesn't make
Speaker 3: me feel a bit nostalgic. Even though I've never watch
Speaker 3: to the show this it is always on in the background,
Speaker 3: like Mum and Dad would watch it.
Speaker 6: She always I think it was on after school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she notices a podcast for young people. This is
Speaker 1: doing nothing.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 3: Well what do you think feel.
Speaker 10: Like it's the most nineteen seventies there it has ever
Speaker 10: been written? Well?
Speaker 3: Look, can I tell you I've always liked the theme song.
Speaker 3: But last week, Mitch I was doing our Sunday Night
Speaker 3: Instagram Live without You.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was on location.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and once again we got hammered with comments about
Speaker 3: TV show theme songs that should have been on the
Speaker 3: list without even listening to our list, and one person
Speaker 3: pointed out that the Mash theme song originally has lyrics
Speaker 3: to it and there's quite a dark meaning behind it,
Speaker 3: so this kind of changes the song for me. The
Speaker 3: actual song is called Suicide Painless, And so how the
Speaker 3: song came about was originally Mash was a movie, right,
Speaker 3: and then they turned it into a TV series. But
Speaker 3: in the movie version, one of the characters was saying
Speaker 3: that he's feeling a bit sewey, and everyone around him
Speaker 3: was saying, oh, you're just banging it on, and so
Speaker 3: as a joke, they threw him a last supper and
Speaker 3: they all sang suicide is painless to him. And so
Speaker 3: when they ended up turning Mash into a TV show,
Speaker 3: they liked the song, but they were like, oh, the
Speaker 3: lyrics are riit dark, so we just keep the instrumental.
Speaker 3: But this was the original.
Speaker 12: Realize I don't like it many changes.
Speaker 1: No, that's not good at all. His lifeline by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so bear that in mind. Seem Oh my god, Okay,
Speaker 3: don't tell us you're rating yet.
Speaker 10: All right, Okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, we have another suggestion coming in, is that right?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 3: So this one comes from Emily.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Emily from Herbert and the best TV
Speaker 1: theme song of all time is Doctor Who.
Speaker 3: Yes, pretty good.
Speaker 1: Immediately.
Speaker 10: This has got me in the fields Tuesdays on ABC
Speaker 10: when I was a kids.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never seen this, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: Here's the good things. Oh yeah, this is another one
Speaker 3: where I didn't ever watch the show. But you can't
Speaker 3: deny it's a good fucking theme song.
Speaker 1: It's a good theme song. But I like it, Like Jenna,
Speaker 1: I don't have any emotional connections. I've never seen it.
Speaker 3: Remember, we're removing sentimental attachment song.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go back up, go back up. It's fucking long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a bit.
Speaker 10: I think this is the extended version.
Speaker 3: You're welcome to cut it off at any point it down.
Speaker 1: The thing that gets me about Doctor Who is that
Speaker 1: there's quite like you. You've men got many doctors. There's
Speaker 1: just so many, and it's like they've always casting you
Speaker 1: doctor and some of them are better than others. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also there's no women, is it wrong?
Speaker 6: Yeah, isn't the recent one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a recent female.
Speaker 10: So that the idea is that he's supposed to be
Speaker 10: this one character that keeps transforming over time. So he's
Speaker 10: just had a sex change, which is I've been sure
Speaker 10: good for them?
Speaker 1: Then all right, well let's see it. Doctor. Who's the
Speaker 1: next one?
Speaker 3: Jenny, You're gonna love this. This person's actually backing you up.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Hey guys, it's Maddie from Brisbane and
Speaker 7: I can't believe you guys just left Jenna hanging like that.
Speaker 9: The best TV show theme.
Speaker 6: Song is one the er Thing song.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 8: You know after this last week, right, I was so
Speaker 8: depressed about it. I googleda best theme song of all
Speaker 8: time and there are other people who agreed with me.
Speaker 6: That were a lot of articles.
Speaker 1: Oh it's can you just shut up?
Speaker 6: And it wasn't even made in the eighties.
Speaker 10: That's then, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It feels like the main menu music on.
Speaker 2: Like a game.
Speaker 6: Just stop here? It gets better here, does it?
Speaker 1: It sounds like Christmas Day? You've just got we sports.
Speaker 3: Or teken. See it doesn't really go anywhere.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, it's not please.
Speaker 6: I've never even watched the show, but that opener, it's very.
Speaker 1: None of these have got me so fun.
Speaker 3: I think the first two was solid theme songs, even
Speaker 3: though I didn't watch the show. But we've got two
Speaker 3: more to go. Don't forget this next one comes from Ali.
Speaker 4: Gooday guy, it's Ali from Allongong here, just following up
Speaker 4: from my written formal complaint and trying to decipher whose
Speaker 4: decision it could have possibly been to not include the
Speaker 4: Lizzie maguire.
Speaker 13: Thanks, you're so called top five list. I would argue
Speaker 13: it was an integral part of all our childhoods. Say
Speaker 13: I'm disappointed is a severe understatement. Please do better in future.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, someone was a third speaker in high school is.
Speaker 14: Great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like this picture perfect plan.
Speaker 15: Because we only do the best we can. Sometimes we
Speaker 15: make sometimes it's just.
Speaker 3: So Disney.
Speaker 16: Every day figured it out one, that's right?
Speaker 3: Oh no, they did? What about how they canceled the
Speaker 3: Lizzie McGuire remake because what's her name again? Hillary Duff
Speaker 3: was arguing with the directors about whether Lizzy as a
Speaker 3: character is allowed to be a filthy bitch. She goes,
Speaker 3: I'm thirty. I'm probably writing every dick in New York
Speaker 3: if they want to know.
Speaker 8: Disney, Yeah, they wanted it to be Disney and she's like, no,
Speaker 8: it's not Disney anymore.
Speaker 1: And they got rid of that Love Simon spin off
Speaker 1: because they were like gay.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just nice to know that Hillary Duff intends
Speaker 3: for Lizzie McGuire to be a skank, so we can
Speaker 3: all read easy knowing that.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: One last suggestion from Rebecca.
Speaker 10: Hey guys, it's Rebecca from Bumbury.
Speaker 9: I reckon.
Speaker 10: The best TV theme song ever would have to be
Speaker 10: The Pokemon the Goodwi.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it was thought, but it's myself.
Speaker 6: It's brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 1: I will be the very best no one ever was
Speaker 1: to catch them as my real test to train thems
Speaker 1: my why fucking to understand the power that inside catch a.
Speaker 10: Normal protested me.
Speaker 16: Friend in the world of bust assault.
Speaker 2: I'm not the PA. You teach and I teach you.
Speaker 10: Can catch your bay.
Speaker 3: Wow that does slap.
Speaker 1: I won't lie, so it's for.
Speaker 3: Every I also feel that the team rockets just their
Speaker 3: little intro whenever they rock up in a scene that's iconic,
Speaker 3: given that's not a theme.
Speaker 1: James just died, like the last what the actor that
Speaker 1: plays James, he's animated the voice? Oh really, what the
Speaker 1: pencil snap when they were drawing him again? Also, James
Speaker 1: was so gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, they were shar payning Ryan before.
Speaker 1: Brother and sister? Is that meant to be the bid?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Or just fagg I'm pretty sure they were brother and
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Sure thought that was fucking.
Speaker 1: She was pegging him.
Speaker 3: I'm also shipped Brock and Misty harh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ash was cute picture. He's ten picture. No, Ashore
Speaker 1: was about fifty.
Speaker 3: I think I was going to.
Speaker 6: Say Jickly Yeah, Chico.
Speaker 1: Do you remember? Do you remember who's that one? Remember
Speaker 1: Diggler that just looked like a poo coming out of
Speaker 1: a back, and then there was like dig trio. There
Speaker 1: were three of them. After a coffee Charman?
Speaker 3: Anyway, where do these sit? Sam?
Speaker 1: Right, we're here.
Speaker 3: If you even think about moving law in order.
Speaker 10: Look, it's it's such a difficult thing because not only
Speaker 10: do I have to decide between these absolute masterpieces.
Speaker 6: And you're holding a arm while you say that, Yes,
Speaker 6: I agree.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well that can just go.
Speaker 3: He's got the TV logo. He's going to slap them
Speaker 3: on the whiteboard.
Speaker 10: I think the first thing that has to happen.
Speaker 6: No, don't you dare move that.
Speaker 10: Because of how strong the lineup has become.
Speaker 6: Don't you dare?
Speaker 10: I will be removing Laura in order from number one.
Speaker 3: If you do that, it'll be the last thing you do.
Speaker 10: What a threat, and also replacing it at number two
Speaker 10: because that is where it deserves to be.
Speaker 1: So we have a new number one.
Speaker 3: Imagine if he just had a real change of heart
Speaker 3: about Captain Kim Number one.
Speaker 10: Now Game of Thrones I still have in my hand,
Speaker 10: and that's going to have to go down at number eight.
Speaker 1: From time to think about it.
Speaker 3: We actually had people in our Facebook group saying that
Speaker 3: they skipped that section of the podcast because they were
Speaker 3: like meh, bullshit, No I did.
Speaker 1: Just because you're.
Speaker 10: Rewatching it doesn't mean very true and I'm kind of
Speaker 10: over it. Yeah I'm not number three. Unfortunately, thirty Rock
Speaker 10: also has to take a few steps down the ladder,
Speaker 10: so purely just because again we've had some real bangers,
Speaker 10: I mean, just crediting your own work. Thirty Rock now
Speaker 10: at number six.
Speaker 3: No, he's discovered new evidence.
Speaker 10: An important thing that just has to happen, because it
Speaker 10: really needs to just plummets.
Speaker 3: You know, it's my birthday, as if Jenna hadn't suffered
Speaker 3: enough to number ten is where.
Speaker 8: It sits fair Rebecca Belly would be furious.
Speaker 10: Which also means that naturally at number nine, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Jenner's two favorites throughout the bottom.
Speaker 10: It just sounds like a VHS that we all were
Speaker 10: forced to watch in science that they've had since ninety ninety.
Speaker 3: Oh it does, doesn't it really does?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: It kind of like is slow to start up, needs
Speaker 1: a couple of seconds to warm up.
Speaker 6: None of you have any taste, which.
Speaker 10: Leaves me now with another terrible choice. Kath and Kim
Speaker 10: is actually overall in the grand schemer things going up,
Speaker 10: really by going to number seven.
Speaker 3: Going from three to seven is not going up in.
Speaker 10: The grand scheme of things. It's higher up in scale with.
Speaker 3: It, it's less close to the bottom. I get what
Speaker 3: you're saying.
Speaker 6: You're disgusting.
Speaker 3: Well I know that, but.
Speaker 10: I've run out of blue tank.
Speaker 1: Did you just like it?
Speaker 3: But they were not? So just grab a dot off
Speaker 3: one of the others.
Speaker 1: Me, No, no, I have in my hand. Lizzie McGuire, Oh,
Speaker 1: put it down.
Speaker 3: She's under age, yeah.
Speaker 1: Anymore? According to Yeah, sure, she'd fuck Sam. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Sam would totally be casting like the bad boy. He'd
Speaker 1: be the one that lives above her, because they're on
Speaker 1: the beach in Venice in LA and he lives above
Speaker 1: and surfs every day, doesn't have a job, has that hair,
Speaker 1: and she rides him every night.
Speaker 10: Yeah. But the thing is that I keep saying to
Speaker 10: her all the time, you know, Gordo, he seems like
Speaker 10: such a good friend, and I don't know, maybe he
Speaker 10: has feelings for you.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're a good guy.
Speaker 3: But you really want to stamp one up her obviously?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I have repeated, Oh you'd also top got her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, where she goes?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Number three?
Speaker 10: Number three is liziy McGuire.
Speaker 1: Wow three, that's a good Now, I I back that.
Speaker 3: Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 10: It really hurts me as well. And this proves that
Speaker 10: I'm being completely objective here because doctor, my childhood obsession,
Speaker 10: is sitting at number four.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're down to the last two. So currently
Speaker 3: we have number ten. This is going in reverse.
Speaker 10: Number ten McLeod, What I forgot about?
Speaker 3: What mashing? Does that mean? Everything gets bumped up?
Speaker 10: Everything gets bumped up?
Speaker 6: A suicide song is above and clouds.
Speaker 2: And you know what.
Speaker 10: That's where it belongs.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're ready for this now.
Speaker 10: Those of you who have been keeping up with this
Speaker 10: complete mess may have discovered that's setting now at number one.
Speaker 10: It's the Pokemon theme song.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, I don't think it belongs there over Law in Order.
Speaker 3: So this is our current final list. We've got number ten,
Speaker 3: Mcloud's Orders, number nine, Er, number eight, Mash seven, Kath
Speaker 3: and Kim six, Game of Thrones five thirty Rock four,
Speaker 3: Doctor Who three, Lizzy Maguire two, Law Order and number
Speaker 3: one Pokemon locked in.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 3: With your to play Pokemon that it's okay.
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry everybody that's you to play.
Speaker 3: That guitar just so.
Speaker 10: Much power in the vocals.
Speaker 1: No, I do agree, it's good.
Speaker 3: Hang on, can I treat this like the court of law?
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna appeal listen to f you one more
Speaker 3: time just to make sure it's not the number one,
Speaker 3: because I think you're making a dumb decision.
Speaker 10: Oh look, it's already lost you. Yeah, it's that immediate,
Speaker 10: immediate guitar and the drums.
Speaker 1: Can you go fast that no amount of Devil's advocate
Speaker 1: what about?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, please don't and I'll take some to your heart.
Speaker 1: You go on myself there. Then when you balance it
Speaker 1: out with this, you've got the beating it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did any of us sing along to this?
Speaker 8: It doesn't have any lyrics, so no, it's a medical drama.
Speaker 10: Oh well shit, okay, all right, because it's your birthday.
Speaker 6: Move them up.
Speaker 8: Well, that's something that's move them above the closure. Move
Speaker 8: it above suicide songs.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 10: I feel like it does deserve to go above the
Speaker 10: suicide song. Thank you?
Speaker 3: Okay, like you're easily persuaded. You need to lock this in.
Speaker 10: You're still there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we go.
Speaker 3: It's settled, so number one pokemon. Yeah, Now, if you're
Speaker 3: going to send and suggest, you don't, I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: I don't want any more appeals. Why didn't you put
Speaker 3: on fucking goosebumps? Because it's she.
Speaker 1: So this could go on forever. It's very subjective, guys podcast,
Speaker 1: we have an entertainment show. We don't really give a fuck.
Speaker 1: No I do, but I'm not gonna I'm not losing sleep.
Speaker 6: So if any of you like the seems, please support me.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like you should lose sleep over this,
Speaker 3: because I've learned a thing or two about maiming and
Speaker 3: attacking victim from watching SPU. So you watch your back, bitch.
Speaker 3: I will get revenge for this.
Speaker 1: I was watching you the other night and they've gotten
Speaker 1: so savvy, you know, when they're cold open like so
Speaker 1: it's the scene before they play the very dramatic, you know.
Speaker 1: And it was a little girl sitting on the couch
Speaker 1: and she was on her iPad on Snapchat and the
Speaker 1: dad came over and some man was grooming her for photos.
Speaker 1: That was the plot. But the dad was like, we
Speaker 1: need to get her off Snapchat. Something bad's gonna.
Speaker 3: Happenw I haven't made it that far yet. I'm still
Speaker 3: in season twelve, which was like twenty eleven or something.
Speaker 1: People are still being choked by the cords of phone.
Speaker 1: Thanks for learning of the show. Episode sixty nine, Happy birthday, Jenna,
Speaker 1: once again, What are you doing to celebrate? You're doing anything?
Speaker 6: No, I'm depressed because of Sam.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was well, Happy birthday, Jenna getting teary again.
Speaker 1: Hope Ah, the'll be the breakfast biscuit. Has you something
Speaker 1: at home? Who oh, crumpets the cat? Sorry the cat cat? Sorry?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've got news. So I was fostering Crumpet. Crumpets
Speaker 8: go on. I'm very upset about this. Crumpet went to
Speaker 8: her for his forever home.
Speaker 10: Jenna, what what?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Can tell us this?
Speaker 6: Yes, because I'm telling you now, it's just happened this week.
Speaker 6: So now I have another can and I adopted her.
Speaker 1: Oh whit, Crumpet's dead.
Speaker 3: Crump it's a lot, I said, forever, very much like
Speaker 3: you know the Land of Nod.
Speaker 6: I was fostering him.
Speaker 1: That's such important information that it was never your cat.
Speaker 3: You were just the fucking babysit about someone adopted.
Speaker 6: I was going to adopt him because the other people
Speaker 6: weren't sure, and then they came.
Speaker 8: Back and said, yes they would. But I have adopted
Speaker 8: a cat.
Speaker 3: You need to work on your phrasing, darling. That was awful.
Speaker 3: I really thought your cat was dead.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: He also almost bought Crumpet a custom collar.
Speaker 3: Thank god we didn't get that gift.
Speaker 6: Oh no, but I would have given it to its
Speaker 6: new own.
Speaker 3: The new one, my new cat.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's its name. She's very cute. Her name's Connie.
Speaker 3: Connie Vans. That's a beautiful name.
Speaker 1: So when did you meet the doctor.
Speaker 8: She's very cute and she's had babies and she's just
Speaker 8: turned one, so she's got stumpy legs like Isabella.
Speaker 1: Oh, a one year old rebuck.
Speaker 3: I'm still recovering from the news that Crumpet's dead, But isn't.
Speaker 1: I really thought when you say forever home, that is
Speaker 1: what people say to kids when their cat dies.
Speaker 6: No, they don't. It's the forever home.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I thought your home was. Because you
Speaker 3: never said you were fostering it. I thought it was permanent.
Speaker 3: And when you said he's gone to it forever home,
Speaker 3: I was like, he's fucking carted on it.
Speaker 1: Yours was just for now.
Speaker 8: When I was giving him to his new owner, I
Speaker 8: was crying so much. So please don't bring this on
Speaker 8: my birthday?
Speaker 1: Will we miss Crumpet?
Speaker 3: Why did you bring this up now because you wanted
Speaker 3: to bring it up because of Crumpet we hang out.
Speaker 3: You could have told you don't work here anymore.
Speaker 10: We have the whole conversation about your pet. I thought
Speaker 10: it was crump at the entire time.
Speaker 3: Connie, Well, happy birthday. I hope you and Connie have
Speaker 3: a great day. Thank you.
Speaker 6: And look at Connie in my bar.
Speaker 1: Show me, oh is that Havannah is it.
Speaker 10: Oh, look a little lug.
Speaker 1: Looks like Isabella in a weird way.
Speaker 3: Looks nothing like it because the cap.
Speaker 1: Enjoy your birthday. Hey, guys, leave us a review five
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Speaker 1: In the meantime, we'll see you next week for episode seventy.
Speaker 3: Oh our seventieth won't to be great. We'll catch you then, Guys,
Speaker 3: a byeuse it just me.
Speaker 11: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
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Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 3: the end. Hopefully most people aren't listening anymore, only our favorites.
Speaker 3: They're sticking around for the Lucy Goosey ship. We just
Speaker 3: keep talking on the end.
Speaker 1: That's us. Yeah, welcome. What a bombshell from Jenna.
Speaker 8: I'm truly I'll give you regular updates because I'm in
Speaker 8: touch with the owner.
Speaker 3: So I don't care that much.
Speaker 1: But look at this.
Speaker 6: Look at Connie here right now.
Speaker 1: Isn't she cute a live streak? Yeah, she's just sitting watching.
Speaker 6: Hey, Connie, look at it.
Speaker 3: Oh, this one's not dead. No, hey, Puss.
Speaker 6: To mere, you fucking right, don't you're scaring her?
Speaker 7: I love you, I love you, sure, I love you.
Speaker 1: Remember last year we got celebrity celebrity and Aussie ey gone.
Speaker 1: Darryl braithwait to record this.
Speaker 17: For jennawait here to say Happy birthday to ground keeper Jenna.
Speaker 17: I assume your name is ground That's really nice name,
Speaker 17: ground Keeper Jenna. Anyway, happy birthday from Darryl of Callfield.
Speaker 6: Is someone who is a great That was great.
Speaker 1: The fact that it's on clearly a landline phone.
Speaker 3: Braithwait here, I I still stand by the landline phone.
Speaker 3: The quality is so much better.
Speaker 1: The quality is better. Did you guys ever, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this was just me, but did you
Speaker 1: guys answer the phone with Hello Mitchell speaking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, it was Hello, This is Mitchell, which
Speaker 3: is really hard to say with the list this.
Speaker 1: Is as close to each other. Hello, this is Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Mine was hole Mitchell speaking? No, worries Mom, it's name?
Speaker 1: That was it every time. Also, we would run to
Speaker 1: answer the phone. We hear it ring and you would
Speaker 1: throw you and bault.
Speaker 3: The world would implode if someone missed that call. Now
Speaker 3: I just watched it ring out. Yeah, it can't be
Speaker 3: that important.
Speaker 1: I haven't got a voicemail in years. But you used
Speaker 1: to live by the voicemail. Like Mum would come home
Speaker 1: with the groceries on every finger like she's the bloody contortion.
Speaker 1: And then she tapped the play button and then four
Speaker 1: new messages number one and that we'll just read them out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was so fun.
Speaker 6: We never had voicemail.
Speaker 1: You didn't have voicemail.
Speaker 3: What about what is that that tells you one oh
Speaker 3: one thing where you'd get the voicemail but you'd have
Speaker 3: to die.
Speaker 6: To Yeah, yeah, but no one used to do it.
Speaker 3: You know how we have our current clothes and music
Speaker 3: that we play at the end of every show. I
Speaker 3: have an idea to pitch to the team, So play
Speaker 3: our current clothes and music. You talk over this?
Speaker 1: Why free muse Yeah it's iconic.
Speaker 3: Though, of course, But I've found something that I think
Speaker 3: we should use only for the end of eighty d brief.
Speaker 3: The suckers that listened to the main show still get
Speaker 3: this shit. But I found a song the other day
Speaker 3: that I think is really uplifting, and so we'll leave
Speaker 3: all our favorite listeners who listen to the end on
Speaker 3: a positive note. So I've put it on your bullshit
Speaker 3: over there. There's a grab It says aokay clothes. So
Speaker 3: that is a song by fuck can't remember who, but
Speaker 3: I saw it on TikTok and what he said in
Speaker 3: the song before it started playing was, if you listen
Speaker 3: to this, I just want this song to make you
Speaker 3: feel two percent better today, that's all. And I listened
Speaker 3: and I felt way more than two percent better. So
Speaker 3: play it. I think it's such a nice note to
Speaker 3: end on. It's called a okay.
Speaker 1: This is nice and we sort of talk at this
Speaker 1: part right, Thanks for listening, guys sixty nine. It was
Speaker 1: a good air. Sam was here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll catch you next week.
Speaker 1: See you guys, world head. It's like a show sign.
Speaker 16: Okay ill okay, as your trouble come that way them,
Speaker 16: I know, okay, ill okay.
Speaker 1: I love this. It's a nice positive not to end.
Speaker 3: We should steal his catchphrase too and be like guys,
Speaker 3: we hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today.
Speaker 1: We really need to pay him some cash still his gear.
Speaker 3: I wish I could remember the artist.
Speaker 1: I just had a ti Verdes. Oh my god, I've
Speaker 1: interviewed I know him each other yeah, oh then yeah,
Speaker 1: I know T turned this song up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, and then eventually it would just fade out. This
Speaker 3: is how we end the show's shut it's bit up.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Come up.
Speaker 10: I'll be making him.
Speaker 6: And let it fade.
Speaker 1: It just fades out. I like it.
Speaker 3: Don't talk over the fade out. I'm trying to get that.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get an impression of what it's like. No,
Speaker 3: and then our favorite listeners go off into their day
Speaker 3: feeling a little bit better. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 3: about the early listeners. They can get the ball. We
Speaker 3: only we only want to boost the mood of our faith.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, Ty, why don't I try and get
Speaker 1: him on the show and we could get his blessing.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we should bring it to his attention.
Speaker 3: Can you maybe do you? How do you speak to him?
Speaker 17: Well?
Speaker 1: We did message on Instagram, but I've just checked in
Speaker 1: he has since unfollowed me. Yeah, maybe I was rude
Speaker 1: in the interview. Yeah, I can reach out to his label.
Speaker 1: I've got the label Connections, So let me.
Speaker 3: Get permission to use the song because I was just
Speaker 3: going to pull it sneak into the death play it.
Speaker 1: I like it, you know what, I would like some suggestions,
Speaker 1: like I'm open to suggestions.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with that suggestion?
Speaker 1: No, the song is nice, the song is beautiful. But
Speaker 1: a show's song is huge, like it's it's the song.
Speaker 1: It's exactly like the theme songs that we play today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know how John Laws has got the
Speaker 3: show that he ends his the song that he ends
Speaker 3: his show with every day. What's it called a little
Speaker 3: less of me or less of me? So John Law's
Speaker 3: ends this show every day by being like, oh that's
Speaker 3: all we've got. Yeah, that's it. Well it is that
Speaker 3: I must leave you now. I do hope that you
Speaker 3: all be kind to one another. And then you fade
Speaker 3: the song out.
Speaker 1: Let me be, little Cain, let me be. Yeah, definitely
Speaker 1: catering to his demography.
Speaker 3: You know, so we shan't be using that song, but
Speaker 3: I like our one.
Speaker 1: Well, I end my show with the song. Every night.
Speaker 1: I end it with this and I'll wrap up. So
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. I'll see tomorrow night Jesse Jay will
Speaker 1: be hanging out talking about I new hit PIERC. I
Speaker 1: must have got tickets to Phineas and ferm take New
Speaker 1: York City and I will see you that What's new
Speaker 1: puts a cat And this starts because it's at midnight.
Speaker 1: It starts everyone's day off with a high.
Speaker 6: It's fun.
Speaker 16: Pussy Cat, pussy Cats.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad vibe. But what's uplifting about pussy Cat?
Speaker 1: Because it's funny?
Speaker 3: How one you listen to the lyrics? Listen again? In fact,
Speaker 3: if we've learned anything it's that our listeners the jests
Speaker 3: are ship.
Speaker 1: Now from the top five.
Speaker 3: If we've not learned anything ready, thanks for listening, guys.
Speaker 3: We'll catch you back next week.
Speaker 1: See everyone, babe. You see it's nice.
Speaker 3: I hope our podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today.
Speaker 1: It sounds like we're one of the actually turning into
Speaker 1: a self held a little bit. And well, I like
Speaker 1: it to end. I want I want options. I just
Speaker 1: want here's what I want. I want people to send
Speaker 1: in songs that they think could be our show's song,
Speaker 1: and then next week on the show we will decide.
Speaker 1: Come on it on the spot. Send in your songs.
Speaker 1: Everyone listening now, dms your songs and.
Speaker 10: If they're all ship, then we can just go back
Speaker 10: to our own.
Speaker 3: We'll do it in the Endurant Idiots group. Don't dms,
Speaker 3: we won't see it there.
Speaker 1: We'll put it in the crew all right, all right,
Speaker 1: put this in they If you're not in the Endurant Idiots,
Speaker 1: it's our secret Facebook group for the ultra fans. I
Speaker 1: like this, but who says the world is blue? My
Speaker 1: head's bounce out.
Speaker 3: You're just salt to get the unfollowed you on Instagram?
Speaker 3: What's his name again?
Speaker 1: Taiwan? I was so sick the last couple of days.
Speaker 10: You're still sounded it off.
Speaker 1: I am a bit off. Listen to me. This is
Speaker 1: just my exhalready.
Speaker 3: Oh you're putting that on?
Speaker 1: That sounded like that garden in Harry Potter with all
Speaker 1: the screaming.
Speaker 3: What are they again? They pull them out?
Speaker 1: That's an awful scene. What are they called hagrid hidden bottoms?
Speaker 1: They've got a.
Speaker 3: Weird mcgona gargoyles. What are they called? Harry Potter?
Speaker 1: Screaming plan Harry Potter screaming Bush.
Speaker 10: The man Drake, Yeah, man Drakes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but the man Drake also known as man.
Speaker 5: Are welcome to Greenhouse three second years.
Speaker 1: That's what my GP was like. RePOP mandrakes who here
Speaker 1: could tell me the properties of the mandrake root, Yes,
Speaker 1: m grader.
Speaker 3: Mandrake or mandragora is used to return those who've been
Speaker 3: petrified to their originally.
Speaker 1: Putting the headphones on this. You grasp your mandrake firmily,
Speaker 1: you'll pull it.
Speaker 10: Oh no, goods.
Speaker 1: Now, it's worse than they all do it now, don't
Speaker 1: the other pot pull it up?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's horrific.
Speaker 3: Can I show you a Harry Potter scene that There's
Speaker 3: no reason whatsoever sprung to mind the other day and
Speaker 3: I just got chilled thinking about it. So I looked
Speaker 3: it up and it gave me chills again. If I
Speaker 3: play it, you know you can't find allow to talk
Speaker 3: over it. It was the moment we all realize that
Speaker 3: Professor McGonagall is the baddest bitch of.
Speaker 1: How oh is this when she fights Snape in the hall.
Speaker 3: No, it was after that. It's when she does that
Speaker 3: spell that turns all the bloody the statues on the
Speaker 3: wall into real life, and then she goes, oh, we
Speaker 3: wanted to do that, yes spell, I'm finding it.
Speaker 1: I've just I've written Harry Potter McGonagall protects Hogwarts. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: do that. What's it threatened? Man? The boundaries is that
Speaker 1: you actually give us permission to do this.
Speaker 5: That is correct.
Speaker 3: So when she does the spell, that's when we all
Speaker 3: have to shut up because I want to hear the music.
Speaker 3: That's what makes it okay.
Speaker 1: You do realize, of course he can't keep up you
Speaker 1: know who it definitely.
Speaker 5: That doesn't mean we can't delete him. And his name
Speaker 5: is Foldemort, so yes, you might as well use it.
Speaker 6: It's going to try to kill you either.
Speaker 5: Were told to look him Altomah.
Speaker 3: Those are the fucking things jumping off becoming real life
Speaker 3: statues are actually gonna fight.
Speaker 5: Hogwarts has threatened man, the murderess, protect us, do your
Speaker 5: duty to our school. I've always wanted to use that spell.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then the midget walks out.
Speaker 3: They start making a big dome over Hogwarts like the
Speaker 3: Simpsons movie. Hello, Harry is a dog, so many people
Speaker 3: die for him?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the Ring of twins. No good the dad?
Speaker 1: Did the dad die or the mom?
Speaker 3: Both his parents are dead from the beginning. No, none
Speaker 3: of his parents died. Is his brother?
Speaker 1: Look at them? Did I tell you about the time
Speaker 1: that when I went to Harry Potter World and I
Speaker 1: was too fat to go on the griffin door ride
Speaker 1: and they stayed in character. So I sat on the chair,
Speaker 1: which is like a gargoyle that straps you in and
Speaker 1: it's a conveyor belt that doesn't stop moving like an escalator,
Speaker 1: but it's really slow. So you walk on and then
Speaker 1: you sit down, but like you've got about forty five
Speaker 1: seconds to get buckled in before it starts. So I
Speaker 1: like get in at the front and it's walking and
Speaker 1: they're like, well, couldn't too laffl take your seat, Wizard.
Speaker 1: So then I walk up and then I take a seat,
Speaker 1: and then the clamp won't go down, and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we need to give you a sile potion and I
Speaker 1: was like oh oh, And then it was moving. We're
Speaker 1: like halfway now, and Hayden's like, pullet tighter. I'm like
Speaker 1: I'm trying. He's like, breathe in, Wizard, King King, we
Speaker 1: need a threeth clicketh and I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: only getting two. He's like, Brillian k kink, we need
Speaker 1: one more. And then we're about to end, and then
Speaker 1: he goes, m sir, I'm gonna have to ask you
Speaker 1: to leave the right please. I was completely broke character
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Hayden's like, oh, get off, I know
Speaker 1: you go on. And then he takes me to the
Speaker 1: backstay Jerry, and he's like, you must go down the
Speaker 1: chamber of potions. I was like, oh, okay. He opens
Speaker 1: the door. It's like the exits down there to take
Speaker 1: a left, and it was this. It was Harry Potter word.
Speaker 1: It was a brick, a brick sandstone door that I
Speaker 1: opened and then on the inside it was just like
Speaker 1: a white hallway like it was.
Speaker 3: It was so awful, you know, he should have done
Speaker 3: a bit of Locum and Flora set the whole joint
Speaker 3: on fire for revenge.
Speaker 1: I'll get them in the lawsuit at lawyer and sue
Speaker 1: them them that. It was really embarrassing. And I waited
Speaker 1: an hour half then I bought a sorting hat and
Speaker 1: left it.
Speaker 3: In the hotel swording hat. They're feral. I didn't buy that.
Speaker 1: It was animatronic and moved. He pressed it and it
Speaker 1: would go with a hat thro my shelf at home.
Speaker 1: It went, and I wanted it. I bought it. It
Speaker 1: was like fifty US one hundred and it was great.
Speaker 1: It was brown felt. I also wanted to buy a
Speaker 1: golden snitch for about three hundred US.
Speaker 10: And yeah, I saw those.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't let me. You can't. He's like, have you seen it?
Speaker 1: He's like, have you seen the films? I was like once,
Speaker 1: I wanted to snitch? Why because it was so gold
Speaker 1: and shiny? But I didn't get it. It was so grading.
Speaker 1: The only ridicle golden was Hagrid's Adventure, which one was
Speaker 1: that you're on his motorbike flying around his bush. That's
Speaker 1: a good one, so boring. What's that bird the pigrin
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's buckbeak button me.
Speaker 1: Not on the button, beeg bg. So you're flying. The
Speaker 1: weirdest part about Hagrid's ride is that they've got like
Speaker 1: speakers throughout, so it sounds like he's behind you the
Speaker 1: whole time, but so like, let's go. It's so quiet.
Speaker 1: He's like watch fox faces comment and then you like
Speaker 1: go around corner duck from it. It's an awful world.
Speaker 1: But Butterby, Butterbe was beautiful. Butterby.
Speaker 6: Do you like the frozen or the Hayden?
Speaker 1: I got one of each, and we just I like
Speaker 1: the frozen sugary. It's very sugar.
Speaker 6: The frozen one's nice. I like the topping.
Speaker 1: And you can go to one because one shop.
Speaker 3: O, why do you just confidently gets You can just say, hey,
Speaker 3: what's the guy with the one.
Speaker 1: Waste time wander sharp and you can get you can
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 10: One picture and they do a whole little presentation where
Speaker 10: the guy comes back and says, one of these watches
Speaker 10: will watches, one of these ones will be the one
Speaker 10: juices the wizard, and they do this whole thing like
Speaker 10: one person gets picked out and the rest of you like,
Speaker 10: and if you want the wander, it's over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, oh okay, one person gets picked.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you line up for like an hour to
Speaker 6: go in there.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You go into the bathrooms and you see moaning Myrtle
Speaker 3: just wandering around and just floating around being like.
Speaker 1: Oh she was. I think they actually had the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: They like make them out to look like it. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: I think you're right. They do play moaning murder. Yes
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 10: It's like one stall that's just closed at all times.
Speaker 1: That or an American couple will get it on.
Speaker 3: If we actually had a polygutice potion and we fucking swapped,
Speaker 3: you would have my boys. But you look like you
Speaker 3: still Yeah.
Speaker 1: We could do it for a day. What's what could do? Would?
Speaker 1: What's Oh my god, that review has been deleted? Caught
Speaker 1: on us? What's that spell where Ron's hand gets all
Speaker 1: floppy and he eats a slug or something? That scene
Speaker 1: drives me inside.
Speaker 3: Let us like break his arm or whatever. The bones
Speaker 3: are moving?
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't there a slug or something.
Speaker 3: That's vomiting them up?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that makes me sick.
Speaker 3: It's fine, I'll google it.
Speaker 10: I'm watching my cat Okay, priority.
Speaker 3: Bracium Amendo with the no No, that was when?
Speaker 10: Okay, So that was Harry Lockhart like did the thing with.
Speaker 14: I spent the summer devising a whole new coudditch program
Speaker 14: to train earlier, harder.
Speaker 1: And longer. Who is this, Oliver, don't believe it come
Speaker 1: back from qudda's training.
Speaker 3: But it was Harry that had no bones, not rotten,
Speaker 3: he said.
Speaker 1: Ron numbers two thousand and ones.
Speaker 3: Gift from Draco's father Weasley.
Speaker 1: Unlike some, my father can afford the best. At least
Speaker 1: that's right. They got on pure talent. No one asked
Speaker 1: your opinion. You feel my blood. She'll pay for that
Speaker 1: one mouthfoy eat slugs.
Speaker 3: That spell has no creative names.
Speaker 15: Yeah, oh no, okay, say something.
Speaker 3: He's got a fucking gobfull of slugs.
Speaker 1: And there's the fucking reporter from the Daily Ground, Harry
Speaker 1: Nolla front page.
Speaker 10: Let's taken.
Speaker 3: You touch your cupcakes? What the hell?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm going to eat them after.
Speaker 1: Do we get one? Do you want one?
Speaker 3: I can't. Peak week was last week week, it's my birthday.
Speaker 6: Do you want one?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: You know, but I got them for you. Okay, so
Speaker 3: you should definitely share them.
Speaker 6: Do you want one?
Speaker 3: Don't behind in the same way that you'd cut a cake.
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 3: One of those got a pretzel one, which I thought
Speaker 3: was weird. Everything is. She makes everything look so hard.
Speaker 1: She's even moaning.
Speaker 3: She's even got like with the longest nails in the world,
Speaker 3: just can't get the sticker. Look there we go. Okay,
Speaker 3: Oh these are good?
Speaker 6: Oh this like you?
Speaker 1: Did you get these from Michive plug.
Speaker 3: Show me the fucking thing my place cupcake factory. They're
Speaker 3: really good. I've got them a few times.
Speaker 8: I like them.
Speaker 6: Which one would you like?
Speaker 1: Surprise me.
Speaker 3: I'll have whatever you've given the one that you think
Speaker 3: looks ship.
Speaker 8: Yep o.
Speaker 1: Oh you gave me the green one. Thanks, thanks. Nothing
Speaker 1: nicer than that lime green cup.
Speaker 3: I think that one looked the best.
Speaker 10: Sam got nerds and give me the one that you
Speaker 10: think looks not the nicest, because that's for you. But
Speaker 10: the second nicest.
Speaker 6: No, I'll give you this.
Speaker 1: Don't forget.
Speaker 6: It's good, but it's a bit sad.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up in the next sorry, the next
Speaker 1: few weeks. Sorry about that. It is just because the
Speaker 1: Cloud Daughters thought about that. Okay, all right, I was
Speaker 1: going to say the next few weeks.
Speaker 4: We have.
Speaker 1: We have many guests, one of which is Angela Bishop.
Speaker 3: Yep, Angela Bishop, Yeah, star of Studio ten, Channel ten
Speaker 3: and veteran.
Speaker 1: The veterans. You've been in the industry over thirty years.
Speaker 1: She been in the industry longer than we've been alive.
Speaker 10: Not me.
Speaker 1: No, did report on the opening of the original King
Speaker 1: Cup in the Empire Staple. You don't know Agelbiship. Give
Speaker 1: her a good she's gonna be our guest.
Speaker 3: You keep looking at the sound effects if you've got
Speaker 3: something that you want to play.
Speaker 1: Hell But I couldn't find it. But I just found it.
Speaker 3: I knew it that was coming.
Speaker 6: This is a very good run run on.
Speaker 1: I ain't how far off are you? My mum's dropping
Speaker 1: you here.
Speaker 3: I doubt that Anne Bishop does listen to the podcast,
Speaker 3: but I would be mortified if she ever found out
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 1: It's not not being mean.
Speaker 3: Stop talking with a mouthful. Yeah, but we're talking about
Speaker 3: her mother's demise from politics.
Speaker 5: On the roof.
Speaker 1: Next all.
Speaker 3: The HELLI parties on the top of Jenna's service Meriton apartment.
Speaker 6: They're not servants.
Speaker 1: So Jennet, how are you celebrating your birth? Are you
Speaker 1: with your family or with my cat? What will be happening?
Speaker 3: That's fucking rubbish, Jenny. You go home every weekend.
Speaker 6: No, I haven't been home.
Speaker 1: Of course, should be still ratting with your family.
Speaker 6: Mhmm.
Speaker 1: You'll be celebrating with your family.
Speaker 8: Now, yeah, because they want me to come home because
Speaker 8: they need help changing SIM cards, So yes.
Speaker 1: I will be changing.
Speaker 3: So you're be lying to us when you said, you're
Speaker 3: just gonna be at home.
Speaker 1: With your cat.
Speaker 6: But my mom said she has a surprise.
Speaker 3: Can we ring your mum?
Speaker 1: Okay, can you text me how mobile number?
Speaker 6: Oh, my cat's gone up?
Speaker 8: Cut?
Speaker 1: What's the cat's name again?
Speaker 8: Connie?
Speaker 1: Connie? Mm hmm, Jimmy cheu. Okay, that was lovely. The
Speaker 1: green frosting was good.
Speaker 6: Would you like another one?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 1: No, are you sure?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: What's your mother's name? Jenna? Roslyn dialing Jenna's mother? Can
Speaker 1: you just go?
Speaker 3: I didn't really confuse that.
Speaker 1: Hello, Rosal, It's Mitch mintioned Jenna.
Speaker 17: How are you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: I'm goody you guys up to.
Speaker 1: We're here with your beautiful daughter.
Speaker 3: We're celebrating and we said what are you doing for
Speaker 3: your birthday? Jenna? And she was basically being a bit
Speaker 3: woe with me. She's like nothing, Let's call her mother
Speaker 3: and see if there's something planned. I know that you
Speaker 3: wouldn't just forget about her birthday.
Speaker 9: Well, there is a surprise, but I was actually going
Speaker 9: to tell her tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Should we do it?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: All that ruined your your surprise?
Speaker 3: I don't ruin it?
Speaker 6: Can you tell me now?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 9: Might ruin it? Because I said that I've got something
Speaker 9: special plan for tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Well, Roslin, any clues maybe Jenny, you take your headphones
Speaker 3: off and block your ears?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: She can't hear you, No, really can she.
Speaker 1: Actually, we wouldn't do that to you.
Speaker 9: All right. Well, we're going to see Hamilton and I've
Speaker 9: got really good seats.
Speaker 3: Unblock your ears, Jenna, you're going to you're going to
Speaker 3: hate it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no good?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you got the size? Twelve?
Speaker 10: Is?
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought you're allergic to leather, but that alright,
Speaker 1: whatever whatever.
Speaker 3: Whatever floats your bos going to be wonderful.
Speaker 9: That'll be really it is, so it'll be a nicerprime brother.
Speaker 1: Let's not spoil anything, okay, rossellved it was great to
Speaker 1: have you on. And we gave Jennison cupcakes, so if
Speaker 1: there's any leftover she may brew.
Speaker 9: That's wonderful. Thank you for that.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your night.
Speaker 1: I had to.
Speaker 3: We haven't done it in a while, and I forgot
Speaker 3: the Thorough Tunel things, same thorough Tunnel angel. Bit it
Speaker 3: to her face. It's a confuter.
Speaker 1: Just pressure off her wheelchair.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, thanks for coming a don't thine. You
Speaker 3: can catch her eight am weekdays on studio. Sorry Tanner
Speaker 3: and this unbroken eye contact.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't think I could. I am
Speaker 1: excited for Anti Bishop. Also, guys, if you've got a
Speaker 1: guest that you want to sign, that you want us
Speaker 1: to have on you want to sign, God, kill them.
Speaker 1: Just email us at each of the podcast.
Speaker 10: Stop making shit.
Speaker 1: I love that. I have ideas that should be an
Speaker 1: email we need.
Speaker 3: We do have an email. What is a couple of
Speaker 3: mitches media at gmail dot com. But don't email. Let's
Speaker 3: just put it in the fucking group.
Speaker 1: Send us an email, Jim in the podcast.
Speaker 3: Don't email us because one, if you are logged in,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: Two gay men, one mousey brown girl.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I was thinking that whole time
Speaker 3: you were doing that. I was like, this is very
Speaker 3: a d D brief material Like it is. It's letting
Speaker 3: our weirdness slip very early on.
Speaker 1: Oh should we put this in the junk?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: I would have said that if I thought it was junk.
Speaker 3: I was just like, this is very like us just
Speaker 3: mucking around with sound effects.
Speaker 1: It really is. It's my sort of domain.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or at the next play great other weekend. That's what
Speaker 1: a spots podcast is? Just me? All crypto that there's
Speaker 1: even more?
Speaker 9: Is it just Me?
Speaker 14: Is?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Get fucked?
Speaker 9: You know how?
Speaker 3: We keep listening to our rivals who have the same
Speaker 3: name as it says more because whenever I search us
Speaker 3: just to make sure our episode's gonna uploaded, there's new
Speaker 3: ones popping up that I've never seen before. Some of
Speaker 3: them don't even have episodes yet.
Speaker 1: We can't review again. We did it just at the
Speaker 1: start of the season. Oh my god, there is Oh
Speaker 1: my god, guys, you're right match where the number one
Speaker 1: is It just Me podcast? But we weren't when we started.
Speaker 1: Joe Elvin, who we've spoken about on the podcast, she
Speaker 1: follows us. She's been very civil about our rise to
Speaker 1: number one. She was number two, but they've been bumped
Speaker 1: to number three.
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's a new one on the block.
Speaker 10: Is it just me? So?
Speaker 3: Can I just say we're talking about Apple podcasts here
Speaker 3: We come up first when you search, but iHeart radio
Speaker 3: to whom we are signed. If you type in is
Speaker 3: it just Me on there, it brings up three randoms
Speaker 3: and you have to click see more to find us.
Speaker 3: I'm like Can we just ask someone in the building
Speaker 3: to make a couple of tweaks? We should be at
Speaker 3: the fucking top.
Speaker 1: Oh god, look at this Abby Chatfield. Want to be me?
Speaker 3: You can get on that, sam ask iHeart Meghan Leek?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Is that a Megan Luke? Or
Speaker 1: are you going lik Hi? Welcome to Is It Just Me?
Speaker 1: The podcast where your host Meg honestly and openly discusses
Speaker 1: all topics we tend to feel alone about. Oh this
Speaker 1: is terrible.
Speaker 6: One star, she's got no ratings. Oh my god, guys
Speaker 6: ranking every mom and me? A song?
Speaker 3: Oh well, can you link me?
Speaker 1: Can I just do one thing? This is my favorite
Speaker 1: song I've ever heard? Remember remember this is this is
Speaker 1: Just Me by Romantic Kasha Luki. This is the song
Speaker 1: call Loud Popular, which is a great message and commentary
Speaker 1: on society that we should really call loud popular. Here
Speaker 1: we go, everyone does a matter? Is it only me?
Speaker 1: The things that for me.
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 12: Lookin all my drum like a drum?
Speaker 15: Oh no, is it me that things?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 3: Maybe we should do new closing music. I'm saying we
Speaker 3: should do the aokay song. But can you can you
Speaker 3: just find like a sort of drone like a little
Speaker 3: moaning sound. This is kind of constant and Jenna, can
Speaker 3: you improvise with some clapping and some singing please? This
Speaker 3: can be our new closing music. I forfeit aokay.
Speaker 1: Drone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like old Mat had. By the way, episode fifty
Speaker 3: seven is when we listen to the other Is It
Speaker 3: Just Me podcast? If you want to catch up on that,
Speaker 3: have you missed it? That's a move in my bedroom
Speaker 3: feels like forever I go?
Speaker 6: Can I start? You're listening to is It Just Me?
Speaker 6: The podcast? That's what you're listening.
Speaker 1: To right now?
Speaker 14: Ah, Mitch and Mitch and Genera Here for your ears
Speaker 14: two wings, So that's what you're listening to now?
Speaker 10: It's just me?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 3: Second birth?
Speaker 6: Keep on doing? You be yourself, that's all that matters.
Speaker 6: Be happy, try your best.
Speaker 3: I've had enough. Perhaps perhaps we should do another audition.
Speaker 3: Dot wigans we can have her takes putting her bladder leak.
Speaker 1: It's bad. Oh yeah, she's metopause, but it's a boys bad.
Speaker 1: So I go and get her bring her in.
Speaker 3: Dot Dot you old Matt.
Speaker 1: She hasn't met Sam. Guys, she's freaking out. Jesus ago,
Speaker 1: I'll move Hi, Dot, who's he?
Speaker 3: That's a contraceptive diaphragm Sam producer.
Speaker 1: Before I had one of those back in it was
Speaker 1: called vaginal damn like an inch of silicon right too.
Speaker 1: It did not work. Why my head.
Speaker 3: We'll turn the music off, Midge.
Speaker 1: By men, turn this off.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're gonna have to start from the top
Speaker 3: and Dot, you're just going to do an improvised song.
Speaker 3: Clapping is a loud You can clap items of ship
Speaker 3: together if you want, rather than your own brittle hands.
Speaker 3: Yes for the author writis yeah, no, that's not good.
Speaker 3: You might need some sort of props to clap together.
Speaker 3: But basically you're just going to be singing our new
Speaker 3: theme song or our closing song. I should say.
Speaker 1: And what's the name of this radio show? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? It's on weekdays for three.
Speaker 3: Sure on a power n n No, it's just where
Speaker 3: over you get your podcasts? Dolen you ready?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry? Fine?
Speaker 3: He sucks at paneling Dot, I'm so sorry he really does?
Speaker 1: Do I again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go again? You need to You need to start
Speaker 3: when the music starts. Maybe count yourself in.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine, thirty thirty six, thirty.
Speaker 3: Five, thirty four, just go one, two three?
Speaker 1: Maybe sorry back in my day when you're conducting every
Speaker 1: one and two and three made it to the end.
Speaker 1: It is the end of the issue. Sure has ended.
Speaker 1: Come on back next week, Come on back next week.
Speaker 1: Who He's got? My grandson Mitchell, my other grandson, Mitchell
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Speaker 3: we don't want people.
Speaker 1: To discover this. It really is. We shall wrap up.
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Speaker 1: Oh my one? This is a demo and a tester.
Speaker 1: This is how we can end the show from now on,
Speaker 1: if you guys want us to We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: This podcast made you feel just two better today. Thanks
Speaker 3: for listening.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 3: We'll catch back next week.
Speaker 1: See you next week. Have a birthday, Jenna, Thank you.
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