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Speaker 1: Oscar this morning received a Transformer tooth, so now he's

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Speaker 2: Also, they're baby teeth. They fall out.

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Speaker 3: I don't cap that.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm just going to concede defeat on this

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Speaker 1: one because April well that the dentist sold him on it.

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Speaker 1: But April also on April.

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Speaker 3: I'll wait here he comes home, I'll pull it out.

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Speaker 2: We win five hundred big ones A cost me this morning.

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Speaker 2: But apparently he was a big brave boy. But also

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Speaker 3: I'm disappointed in you.

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Speaker 2: Why if I had my say, poor kid had still

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to two Dating Dads. I am Mattie Jay

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Speaker 3: and I'm Ash. This is a podcast that is all

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Speaker 3: about parenting. It is the good, it is the bad,

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Speaker 3: and the relatable and if you've come winning any advice,

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Speaker 3: we don't give it. We never will, never have, never

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Speaker 2: Never want to. Would you not wish to be canceled?

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Speaker 2: We're giving any unsolicited advice?

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Speaker 3: And if you do have a saw tooth, we do

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Speaker 3: recommend you see your local mouth.

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Speaker 2: Salesman or mouth mechanic.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to interrupt you there, to correct you again before

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Speaker 1: we get into it. We are Matt, We are as

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Speaker 1: always drinking a stone and wood, and I have some

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Speaker 1: fantastic news for you, Matt.

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Speaker 3: Well, what's up?

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Speaker 2: I've converted April.

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Speaker 3: I would have said when I first met April, I

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Speaker 2: She looks like Barney Off.

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Speaker 1: So she has tried a couple of times and now

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Speaker 1: Ah. Yes, but it has to be on Sunday afternoon

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Speaker 3: So what happens if it's raining? She's onto the She

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Speaker 3: must love the fact ash that the Pacific Ale is

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Speaker 3: made with all Australian barley, wheat and galaxy hops from Tasmania.

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Speaker 3: Those Sundays when the sun is out and you are

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Speaker 2: Oh, bit crackers, A bit bree.

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Speaker 3: May I recommend some seafood, some oysters maybe to go.

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Speaker 1: Oysters don't have oyster money, caveat and lobsters. Okay, We're

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Speaker 1: more a fish and chip family. Bro cheers to that

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Speaker 1: fish and chips. Stonewood Pacific. Thank you Stonewood as always

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Speaker 3: This, get it in you go on, swallow.

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Speaker 1: That's delicious, Matt. I have an update on our investment

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Speaker 2: You see my hands going like this the r O

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Speaker 3: I'm locked in. They just what it is some blood.

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Speaker 3: He looks very pleased with himself.

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Speaker 2: Free meat pie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is that what he want.

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Speaker 1: From the there's a there's a Lambie Pye's, so shout

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Speaker 1: Is that's a separate initiative?

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Speaker 3: Can we sponsor an award?

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Speaker 2: We sponsor everything else.

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Speaker 3: If you when you get a six pack of Stonewood.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Matt story out there, any parents that are listening.

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Speaker 3: I will say not to not to talk down the

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you view it the same way, Ash,

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Speaker 3: Is that what you say as like coach talk Listen.

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Speaker 2: Kids, I'm way more abusive than that. I'm not even

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Speaker 3: When does the season end?

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Speaker 1: You just don't sound like you're as committed to these

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Speaker 2: You would have aged so happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I haven't do anything yet. Maybe you forgot mine last year?

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Speaker 3: You're very good with birthday I am. It's not a

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Speaker 2: Fuck you.

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Speaker 2: What day was that, Ash, nineteenth of June.

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Speaker 3: Is my birthday coming back? As you mentioned Ash, by

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Speaker 2: That blooja if you will.

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Speaker 3: I'm not really been like huge, am I I'm big

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Speaker 2: Sex sucks. I'm just gonna stay well.

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Speaker 3: I like sex not so much. Some people like a

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Speaker 3: But I'm most excited about the fact that Laura is

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Speaker 2: She's off againoolies.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what she did as well? I don't

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Speaker 3: She packed up her cheeseboard. Oh, the board itself, No, no,

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Speaker 3: Hey, there's been many times where it was touch and

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Speaker 3: That what you said every step forward is a good step.

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Speaker 3: I got this. I walk into daycare to pick up

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Speaker 3: It's funny how it's funny how it the pendulum can

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Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm clean. Okay, I'm clean. I'm not infested.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm so sorry, Marley, Alola has has knits

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Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, So how do they go pick

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Speaker 3: It's a hard slock. And then to make it even harder,

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Speaker 3: Leave it in with ten minutes. Ten minutes minutes for

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Speaker 1: And Lola, it's like when someone says, just plank for

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Speaker 3: Lola was good to start with. She hates anything like

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Speaker 2: Water doesn't drown them. That's that's whe picking up what

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Speaker 3: Apparent I'm no new experts say you check on the ocean,

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Speaker 2: You set her off.

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Speaker 2: These things don't work anymore. We've been in the trenches

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Speaker 2: This will get rid of them. Maybe I thought about

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Speaker 3: This match is a bottle of pet. No, not that

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Speaker 3: Five minutes go by and then doing Marley, and then

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Speaker 3: She's rubbed the treatment like the tea Troy or like

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Speaker 3: So then I'm like fuck. I'm then trying to comb

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Speaker 3: So then I'm trying to wash it off. Meanwhile Marley's like, hat,

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Speaker 3: They've been like feeling like they've been through the ring

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Speaker 1: Ah and like, did you think of maybe some goggles

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Speaker 1: some goggles?

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Speaker 3: Fuck? There he is there, he is there.

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Speaker 2: You go, I'm good for something.

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Speaker 1: It's funny you say you did mention a second ago,

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Speaker 1: you mentioned we'll give you some petrol, Okay, because I

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Speaker 1: do so Facebook, two doting dads.

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Speaker 2: We do have to approve whether you're allowed to be

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Speaker 3: We'll take anyone who will take it.

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Speaker 1: We'll take you unless you we're almost at a thousand,

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Speaker 2: And then we'll have to consider.

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Speaker 3: Even then we're like, you're on the short list.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I did put the call out just for

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Speaker 3: Before you get into that, I will say I also

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Speaker 3: glad wrap, glad wrap the head, yes, kind of like

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Speaker 2: I think, what if you just got like a swimming cap.

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Speaker 3: Also a great idea.

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Speaker 2: What about a shower cap and you can just stick

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Speaker 3: Now you're just showing off helmet.

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Speaker 2: What about a helmet? Okay, that's good, that's good. That's

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Speaker 2: good gear. Because I haven't had them yet.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're in my house now, so I saw you

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Speaker 2: This will get them fuck you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I did put the call out for some head lies,

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Speaker 1: long ones. But you did mention a second ago petrol.

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Speaker 1: So Lauren says, my dad put petrol in my hair

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Speaker 1: when I was in primary school.

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Speaker 2: To stop the headlines.

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Speaker 3: That's fucked.

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Speaker 2: Can confirm it worked. No, I also had scalp burn

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Speaker 2: and smelled like a.

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Speaker 3: I bet you any money. They're from the country. That's

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Speaker 1: She says, we're not from the country.

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Speaker 2: Someone.

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Speaker 1: There's a couple of dad jokes in there, like that's

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Speaker 1: a head scratcher of a story. Oh, not very funny.

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Speaker 2: I'll just do one more that I thought was good.

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Speaker 1: This is from Francis. I got head last when I

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Speaker 2: She was nineteen. She tried everything to get rid of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cute.

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Speaker 1: That's quite nice, little bonding day. A few weeks later,

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Speaker 3: Holy shit, that is juicy. She said, that's more juice

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I wasn't so mad. I got head lass.

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Speaker 1: In the end, it exposed a cheetah and I both

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Speaker 2: Wow, there you go.

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Speaker 3: That's the first good d that I've heard.

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Speaker 2: Head last too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like the Jerry Springer of the modern day.

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Speaker 2: Jerry rest in peace.

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Speaker 3: Is he dead?

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Another low point, this one was just

449
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 3: last night. And as I say this, you'll be like, well,

450
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,439
Speaker 3: of course that was going to fucking end badly.

451
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait.

452
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 3: So we're now on the home stretch. Laura's about to

453
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 3: come back within like, you know, twenty four hours. My

454
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 3: time as a single parent is over and I thought,

455
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to make the last few nights as memorable

456
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 3: as I can for all of us, for me and

457
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:37,399
Speaker 3: my daughters. So on the weekend we went out for dinner.

458
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,160
Speaker 3: We went to an ice cream shop.

459
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,119
Speaker 2: And the girls out for dinner like an early gym.

460
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,199
Speaker 3: Sunday, yea Sunday early dinner with another friend with young kids.

461
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 3: Got some pizza next to the pizza shop, got ice cream.

462
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 2: The lobster and Cafa pizza.

463
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 1: The pistachio not ice cream was great.

464
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 3: And the girls as we're driving home, this is like midweek,

465
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 3: they said, can we go get ice cream after dinner?

466
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: Midweek?

467
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: And I said, do you know what I'm fun times dad,

468
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 3: I'm here to make call memories. I said, if we

469
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 3: get home, and we did have a bit of time,

470
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: it was maybe like four point thirty. I said, look,

471
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 3: if we go home, we'll have an early dinner and

472
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 3: if you eat your dinner quickly, we'll get back in

473
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 3: the car, go get some ice cream. Bubb's your uncle.

474
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 3: Everyone's having a great time.

475
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 2: That's a good little bribe tactic too.

476
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 3: That's what I thought, clever, That's what I thought, but

477
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 3: didn't work. Do explain, well, just they didn't eat dinner

478
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: quick enough, so by the time we kind of got dinner,

479
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 3: they'd eaten it. We had a few arguments, a few

480
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 3: tears of the fact that like, my kids just don't

481
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 3: eat dinner, breakfast, great dinner.

482
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 2: Shit, don't even get me fucking started.

483
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 3: I was very much at the point where I was like,

484
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 3: on like the twentieth threat of like, we're not getting

485
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 3: ice cream unless you have two more mouthfuls, and they

486
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 3: were like, oh, I can go home, but you promised,

487
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 3: And I was like, remember fun times dad, here for

488
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 3: a good time.

489
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: Also angry time Dad, if he needs to be it's

490
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: the same guy.

491
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 2: Aye, girls, it's the same guy.

492
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 3: And then at a point where I was like I

493
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 3: should be running the bath and like getting them in

494
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,719
Speaker 3: the bath, I was fucking putting them back in the

495
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 3: car to go to get ice cream.

496
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

497
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,199
Speaker 1: For those of listening who do not have kids but

498
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: just like to listen to Matt and I talk shit

499
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: about ours anytime around that bath bedtime, our give will

500
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: take either side. Putting them in a vehicle is the

501
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: biggest risk.

502
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: You can take.

503
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: Mainly for one thing, they could fall asleep and not

504
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 1: transition out of that car into bed and you end

505
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: up with a child who's had a power nap and then.

506
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 3: Even power up for like a second, they're up for days.

507
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 2: That's what I feel like. You're up with them all night.

508
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: So that's just for some context where Matt's at right now. Okay, yeah, okay,

509
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: firstly dumb, Yeah.

510
00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 3: Go, I'm an idiot. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, finally getting back

511
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 3: in the car, and then as we get ice cream,

512
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, it's it's pretty late. It's pretty late.

513
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: The ice cream meeting was great, having to get back

514
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 3: in the car to get back home, to get it

515
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: back in the bath. At this point, you know when

516
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 3: you talk about you see toddlers are young kids, they're

517
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 3: like little drunk adults. Like they're just they're just nightmare.

518
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 2: I stopped really quickly in the car on the way home.

519
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: How did you keep them awake? What was what would

520
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: you go to? Technique?

521
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 3: Well?

522
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: Mine swerve?

523
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was slamming the brake.

524
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 1: There's no one else on the road, and you're like

525
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: not that often and you're just up the street.

526
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: You just.

527
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 3: Sorry back to it was just in the bath. They

528
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 3: were both so tired at this point. It's like seven

529
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 3: o'clock and we're having bath. I'm an hour behind schedule.

530
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 3: I'm fucking stressed. The kids are exhausted. From then on,

531
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: it was just an uphill, painful battle to get them

532
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: in to bed, and I thought to myself, you're a

533
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 3: You're an idiot.

534
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 2: Do they eat their dinner? No?

535
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, half of it? Half. So that was that

536
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 3: was one of the moments where I was like, I'm

537
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 3: an idiot.

538
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 2: It's a dumb move.

539
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: When you're trying to put them to bed, they're overtired,

540
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: and it's like, you've tried to be fun time dad,

541
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: and it's got You just mentioned the pendulum earlier.

542
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 2: That is exactly what you've done.

543
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 3: It's a swinging pendulum.

544
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: What time did you get to sleep?

545
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 3: Eight thirty? I know it's up and five. Yeah.

546
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that wishful thinking. It's like maybe they'll

547
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: sleep in Nope.

548
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 3: But also to make mad, it is even worse. My

549
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 3: kids don't nap anymore. I'bably like Marley's five dollars three.

550
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 3: Lola is now slipped into the routine of having a

551
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: daytime nap because she's had too many late nights, early starts.

552
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 3: Oh and then because she's just got so much tiredness

553
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: built up. They're like, we are trying our hardest to

554
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 3: keep her awake, but it's like someone hits it with

555
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 3: a tranquilizer at one o'clock and.

556
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: She's like, and the thing is, it's like we're talking

557
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: about a toddler burne on the candle of both. It's

558
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: like me going out every night and then having to record.

559
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 3: It's not gonna happen. But then the best part was

560
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 3: just really quickly, I'll wrap it up, ash, Yeah, that's good,

561
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 3: I wrap it up. The best part was one of

562
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: the highlights was one night, exhausted, get into bed again.

563
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: Have I mentioned that I'm a single parent right now,

564
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: I'm by myself, all alone. Out there in the big

565
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 3: wide were two kids who are nightmares, love them, but nightmares.

566
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 3: And then as I was getting myley to bed, she goes, Dad,

567
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 3: I wrote you something. It was only on a bit

568
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 3: of I put it on my story.

569
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was it the penis.

570
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 3: It was nothing. She did draw penis.

571
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 2: How does she know what that looks like?

572
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 3: She's I don't want to give you to scrap it

573
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 3: a paper and she just wrote Dad with three love

574
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 3: hearts on it, and she folded up as a card

575
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 3: and said, Dad, this is for you. I love you.

576
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 3: And I was just like, depending.

577
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: On his back, he goes, that's how you spill mum, isn't.

578
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: It just on the dinner thing really quick?

579
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

580
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: I am at my wits hand.

581
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: Last night, the kids were coming back from kindy.

582
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: They're at Papa's house.

583
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: They always snack a lot over there, which is fine

584
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: because then they they you know, like.

585
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 3: This little little jab Papa.

586
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was That's fine. I don't care because

587
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: they finish kindy. They're gona be hungry. It's like when

588
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 1: you get home from school and you're ravishing or.

589
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: Anyway.

590
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, they eat the dinosaur pasta, which

591
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: is pasted the shape as dinosaurs. I was like, what

592
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 1: was on the menu was pastor and meatballs. So I

593
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: made the dinosaur pasta and I squashed the meatballs down

594
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: and got the dinosaur cutter things out that look like dinosaurs.

595
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, these kids will eat that, all right.

596
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: They'll love this dinosaur everything.

597
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 2: They will love it. They'll eat it. Just keep this

598
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 2: in mind.

599
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: The photo I'm going to show you is a dinosaur

600
00:27:55,080 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: pasta and dinosaur meatballs and that's the pictures from after they.

601
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 2: Are attempted eating it.

602
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: So this is Macy's not one bite taken. It's a

603
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: terrible effort, I know.

604
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?

605
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 2: I'm giving up at this point.

606
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: Have you put any butter in the pasta?

607
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: They did that once and they were like, oh slippery. Anyway,

608
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: this is Oscars once again, nothing eating nothing at all.

609
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: So I'm at my WIT's end. So it's toasting cereal.

610
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 3: Dry bro if I'm honest. No, it was not to

611
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 3: Gordon Ramsey you but what are you an idiot?

612
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 2: Sandwich? Anyway, I'm at my wits end. It's going to

613
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 2: be toasting cereal from now on. But I don't know

614
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: what it is.

615
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: Macy doesn't like sauce. Oscar like sauce on certain things. Also,

616
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: who doesn't like sauce? I always say food is just

617
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: a vessel.

618
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 2: It's the sauce, sauces the food, right.

619
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 3: I just want to quickly mention. Actually, I saw an

620
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 3: article out there that mentioned the most pop the baby

621
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 3: names they're coming out for both boys.

622
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: Was Matthew on it checkould just wait for you to

623
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: read them out. I'm so impatient.

624
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: I love how this whole episode you've been just for

625
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: the listeners out there that probably won't see it because

626
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: it's on the opposite side of where the camera usually faces.

627
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: Matt's been doing this whole episode.

628
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: On his sleeve is a child sticker.

629
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 3: Oh fuck.

630
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: And I didn't tell him because I thought.

631
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: That's a great accessory, very brand, very on brand. Those

632
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: of you who have small children know these stickers are everywhere,

633
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: and they kids love stickers much. They like band aids,

634
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: and they always end up over everything.

635
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: But that's not a bad place for it.

636
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 3: But if I take that off, Lola.

637
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: Like I put that sticker on you before I left house.

638
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: Okay, you've got the list in front of you as well.

639
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 3: And this will be for anyone out there who has

640
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 3: yet to name their child, maybe the child's been born.

641
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: Or wants to rename their child because they've named it

642
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: something stupid like argyle or something you dumb.

643
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 3: Is it funny some people will like name their child

644
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: and not do the official papers. Three days down the track,

645
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: be like, do you know what, he's not Lucifer, he's Rodney.

646
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: I was actually Matthew.

647
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 3: What happened?

648
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 2: We will have to ask my mum when we get

649
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: her on that's right. She was down the beach and

650
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: there was too many kids. I'm Matthew and she was like,

651
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: fuck that, there's a lot of us, but my middlelane

652
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: is Matthew. I didn't know that.

653
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: You don't know much about me, Like where my birthday is.

654
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm still holding a grudge.

655
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: When is that September?

656
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

657
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: Sorry? Sorry?

658
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: All right? You go the boys?

659
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

660
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to rename your child from Lucifer.

661
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 3: Number one name, apparently, according to this list for boys,

662
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 3: is Oliver. Oh, it's a bit of a I don't

663
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 3: know any I'm not.

664
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: You can't say it's a ship name because there's people listening.

665
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 3: I apologize.

666
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: It's not a ship name. It's an above average I.

667
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 3: Feel like we should have started from five to one,

668
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 3: but we'll start from.

669
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 2: Go from fives. Go from five. You already know one,

670
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: Go from six, five to six or two?

671
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Hudson strong ship sick number five Theodore Theodore Teddy

672
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 3: Teddy great name. What are the girls? Give some girl names?

673
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: As I'm gonna go, The fifth one is m i A, Maya,

674
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: Miya and Olivia and Leo.

675
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 3: I do like the name Leo.

676
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: It is pretty good.

677
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 3: Leo Henry. Henry's back.

678
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: Henry's a bit king regal regal. Yeah, Henry the second

679
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: actually on TikTok at the moment, I watched one Henry

680
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: the Eighth video. Now my whole fop is Henry the

681
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: eighth and the weird things that he did, like, it's

682
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: not really bad because of his leg was rotting.

683
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: Don't name your child, Henry. His leg might brought out

684
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 2: from underneath him.

685
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: Number two name for boys is Noah. No, I have

686
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 3: not Noah.

687
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: Never met her.

688
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've not met any nose at all my time

689
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 3: me either.

690
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: So I've got three Charlotte. That's like pretty old Charlotte.

691
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: If you charots a daycare too many?

692
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: If you asked me Amelia, Amelia just sounds like a

693
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: nice name to yell and coming in at number one,

694
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: can you guess?

695
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 3: Well, it's in front of me, but I wasn't asking you.

696
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 2: It's Isler as in like Isla Fisher. I like it. Alright,

697
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 2: let's do before.

698
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm getting the people what they want.

699
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 3: Man, I'm doing you from last week. I've got one

700
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 3: more like just like one second story. Yeah, a little update,

701
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: big achievement for me.

702
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah that I got the treatment last week when I

703
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: tried to tell you, when I tried to tell you

704
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: another really rivating story.

705
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 3: And I was like, what's it got to fucking end?

706
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 3: Really quick, really quick achievement. This happened last night, and

707
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 3: I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. Lola

708
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: would come into bed and never ever ever snuggle with me.

709
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 3: Only Marley would snuggle. Lola would always snuggle with Laura right,

710
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: And a few times recently Lola would hop into bed

711
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, hey, I'd like try and give

712
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 3: her a snuggle, and she go, what the fucking She

713
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 3: stopped me right there and be like back off.

714
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 2: Sorry.

715
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 3: And then last night she said, Daddy, can you give

716
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: me a cuddle? She lay on my arm.

717
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 2: You are the only option, though I don't.

718
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, After like weeks of being starved of cuddle, She's like, alright,

719
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 3: let's go do it. I had the deadest fucking arm.

720
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 2: She got a big head. That girl.

721
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 3: Wasis a ton. I was like three in the morning

722
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 3: and I was like, really want to move my arm

723
00:33:53,520 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 3: right now. Petty couples, Petty couple, one more quick thing, No, nice.

724
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 2: Try petty couples. Enjoy the song you can.

725
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 3: Read me like a book.

726
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 2: Petty couple, Welcome down the street, petty couple.

727
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: They can with me, couple, I love you, but immit you.

728
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: No one can push me quite like you.

729
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Matt May.

730
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 1: I thought maybe this time, instead of reading these long

731
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 1: winded ones, we might.

732
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 3: Just rattle off short and punchy.

733
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: Short and punchy. So if you want to go first.

734
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 3: Okay, this one.

735
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: These are anonymous, all anonymous, but I feel like they're

736
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: very universal and everyone's got the same.

737
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 3: Maybe people are submitting these anonymously because a couple of

738
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 3: people when we post us on social media, some mostly older,

739
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 3: they come out and they say, oh my god, why

740
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 3: are you acting like children?

741
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 2: Grow up buck in mind day. If I did, that's

742
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 2: my wife. She'd leave me.

743
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: Good, good, okay if he annoys me. If he annoys me,

744
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 3: I make a coffee and I don't leave any hot

745
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 3: water for him in the kettle to make one for himself.

746
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: That's as good as the one that we got where

747
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: she's like, I empty the coffee machine. I've got one here,

748
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: which was personal favorite.

749
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: This one says I stand in the kitchen or pack

750
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: the dish wash while he's trying to.

751
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 2: Literally happened to me in April. This morning we all

752
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,280
Speaker 2: got up this morning.

753
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll make coffees and then the kids

754
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: want to breakfast, and it was like we'll both in

755
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: each other's way.

756
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 3: We'd like.

757
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: Anything.

758
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 3: This one says, I washed the dishes while he showers,

759
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 3: so his water goes cold on him. Brilliant, brilliant.

760
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: We have our plumbing is like that where it's like

761
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: I remember as a kid, Actually my mum used.

762
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: To do that to my dad. Be like, God, he's

763
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 2: been in the show. Just hear this.

764
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: And last one from me is I throw the empty

765
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: toilet rolls that he leaves on the toilet paper handle

766
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: into his closet.

767
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 3: Very good.

768
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: If you have any petty couple stories that you want

769
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,479
Speaker 1: to send in, you can send them to two Doding

770
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: Dad's DMS on Instagram or Hello at two Doing dads

771
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: dot com dot a hue.

772
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 3: Also the Facebook group. We are so close to cracking

773
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: a thousand members. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait.

774
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 3: It's kicking off in there.

775
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 2: It's kicking off, its kicking, it's popping off. Mate, Come

776
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 2: on in this room. There's no actual music.

777
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 3: We come on in questions.

778
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 2: Ashh yeah, I've.

779
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 3: Got a question here. This one is also anonymous, a

780
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 3: very anonymous episode.

781
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 2: This one spooky.

782
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to hear your take on this. Okay,

783
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 3: this comes from a couple. They've recently got a newborn child.

784
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: It's maybe like six or seven months old. This is

785
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 3: the scenario.

786
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 2: Okay.

787
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 3: I want to know if you think one of the

788
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 3: adults here is overreacting, or if one of the adults

789
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 3: was being slightly negligent. Oh okay, juicy, very ju say

790
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 3: say you say so, Buba is asleep.

791
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 2: Okay, Bubba's the baby's name.

792
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 3: That's the mom. Bub The baby is asleep. Okay, yeah, Mom,

793
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 3: whilst baby goes down, Mom's like I have to run

794
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 3: out quickly run a little errand, So she's going to

795
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: be on the road, so is leaving the baby in

796
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 3: charge with dad?

797
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: Can I just kudo as you're on the correct pronunciation

798
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: of errand you added the d in errand. Pop always

799
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: say I was just gonna run a couple errand.

800
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 3: Thank you. My mother was a teacher, so whenever I

801
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: did anything wrong, she would beat.

802
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: Me with the cane. Go sorry, sorry.

803
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 3: Mom has gone out to run an errand Dad has

804
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 3: been left with child, Bub six months old, asleep in

805
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: the cot Okay, okay, they are in an apartment building. Yep,

806
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 3: it's now late.

807
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: I'm picturing it.

808
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 3: He has ordered dinner from the restaurant, which is just

809
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 3: literally walk out the apartment across the road. That's the restaurant.

810
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: So you could be at the restaurant and you could

811
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 3: look back almost see the front door.

812
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 2: Or any particular cuisine they didn't mention.

813
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: Let's go with Italian, I think, I mean it was winter.

814
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: Yes, Lasagna, maybe pizza.

815
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 2: Your mum's got one in the bank.

816
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 3: He's gone down to get the food. He's left Bub

817
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 3: in the apartment asleep, asleep, all right, he's just going

818
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 3: to run down pick up the food. Come back, right,

819
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: he's gone down there. They've gone. Actually, we missed one

820
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 3: of your meals. It's going to be a couple of

821
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 3: minutes now. It's just coming out of the kitchen. So

822
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 3: then he's wondering, what do I do? Do I go back?

823
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 3: Do I stay? He stayed? And you know sometimes that

824
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 3: when you when you're.

825
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 2: Not going to have a bad ending story.

826
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 3: Okay, no bad ending. He waved to the food. By

827
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 3: the time he comes back, mum has come back from

828
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 3: running the area. She is holding a screaming baby or

829
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: a crying baby. Maybe this hasn't been embellish. I'm not

830
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 3: quite sure. But who do you think is that fault here?

831
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh, it's pretty obvious it's a fault.

832
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 3: Talk to me.

833
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 2: Look, I get that the.

834
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: Restaurant is directly across. I get that you can see

835
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: the window or whatever, or you'd see where you live.

836
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

837
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: You cannot leave a baby unattended at that age. And

838
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm on that side because once, when Oscar was quite young,

839
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: he in his sleep he started choking on his stomach

840
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: bile and I had to get him up and get

841
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: him out.

842
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 2: What if I wasn't there. That's one side of the story.

843
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: The second side of the story is why did they

844
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 1: not communicate to say, hey, I've ordered dinner while you're

845
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: coming back from your Errand if they had communicated about dinner,

846
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: which I guarantee you they would have, why didn't you

847
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: offer to pick it up and say you can't leave,

848
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: I'll grab it on the way home.

849
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 3: But don't you think that maybe he was trying to

850
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 3: do like the right thing, and that when she comes home,

851
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 3: dinner was there and it's on the table and that look,

852
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: Brownie points.

853
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, look the idea if that's the case, brilliant execution,

854
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: not so cybris, just honestly ring them up and say, hey,

855
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: I'll give someone a five dollar tip to run it

856
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: to my door.

857
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 3: And that's a good shout. But then do you think

858
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 3: though then, like we never used a baby monitor ever. Okay,

859
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: so if Marley or Lola was asleep, you know, we'd

860
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 3: be potentially like you know, but you can hear them, well,

861
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 3: not always sometimes the TV was on.

862
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,439
Speaker 2: How loud are you listening to the TV?

863
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: Lou Also where two dads, you're forgetting that mum's instincts

864
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: and ears are very different. They're like bats, they're like

865
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: and he's so they've got sonar, hearing, vibrate.

866
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 3: That's what I've now got off the back of being

867
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 3: a single parent.

868
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: From there you go benefits and I've grown tits and

869
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm lactated. Look, I don't want to give advice. We

870
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: do not give advice.

871
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 3: We don't do it.

872
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: But my thought process, my thought process here is one thing.

873
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: Communicate please for God's sake, because it probably if he

874
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 1: was like, look, I'm trying to do a nice thing.

875
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 1: I've ordered dinner.

876
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: Do you minds picking it up?

877
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,479
Speaker 1: Or just pick up the fucking phone and say, hey,

878
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: sixteen year old kid that runs food for fucking living,

879
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: can you just.

880
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: Run across the street. I've got five bucks with your

881
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: name on it, bro and high five.

882
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 3: I think that's a great solution. I have. I have

883
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 3: been guilty when Marley was a newborn, when we're living

884
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 3: in Bondai, I would call the cafe order a coffee.

885
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 3: She'd go to sleep, and I'd run across the road,

886
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 3: get the coffee and run back. Oh, don't give me

887
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 3: that deep breath sigh.

888
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 2: No, because I'm trying to look.

889
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm also trying to sympathize with you and the parent

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Speaker 1: with trying to get it done.

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Speaker 2: But the coffee can fucking wait. I agree.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I think what's more important.

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Speaker 2: Is the life of a child.

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Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Matt, and this is

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Speaker 1: actually someone has sent this one in.

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Speaker 2: It's anonymous, but.

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Speaker 1: It's also something I want to ask you because both

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Speaker 1: of our kids are exactly the same age by a week.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember when Oscar's birthday is,

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Speaker 1: like I remember when Marley's.

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Speaker 2: Just count back five days, that's when it is.

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Speaker 3: There's no need to have such a patronizing time.

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Speaker 2: It's all right. You did come to the birthday, so

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Speaker 2: it's all good.

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Speaker 1: They're both at an age and I'm sure you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about when everything has to end in

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Speaker 1: it why they always have to know.

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Speaker 2: Why everything is? Why it is? Do you have this

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Speaker 2: problem with Marley? Is one question that I have.

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Speaker 1: And the second question I have is do you have

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Speaker 1: any tips or tricks to shut them the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: In the nicest way possible?

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Speaker 1: Do what?

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Speaker 2: Because you can't?

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Speaker 1: Just they're learning little mind, so I get it, you

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Speaker 1: can't be like shut up.

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Speaker 3: Marley actually doesn't ask the why questions, partly because she Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's smarter than I am, so I'm normally asking her

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Speaker 3: why why she doesn't normally. I mean, the only thing

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Speaker 3: that she's been quite inquisitive about is death.

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Speaker 2: Okay, me too.

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Speaker 3: She's trying to wrap her head around the concept of

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Speaker 3: death and like, where do you go after you die?

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Speaker 2: Well, depends on who you ask.

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Speaker 3: That's the only topic that she really wants to try

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Speaker 3: and unpack and wrap her head around. Other than that,

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Speaker 3: she's not really one to like be too inquisitive. We

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Speaker 3: always answer the death one with like you're going to heaven.

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Speaker 3: The stars are actually people shutting down on us. That's beautiful,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much. So Papa's up.

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Speaker 2: Except stars are just people shutting down on you.

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Speaker 3: Except the only issue is was So he'll be like, moley,

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Speaker 3: I got a beautiful night sky. We're like that bright

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Speaker 3: start up there, that's baba. And then when it's a

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Speaker 3: cloudy night, she's like, where the hell's papa?

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Speaker 2: He's gone again.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, the sentiment is lovely. I find that Oscar. Anything

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Speaker 1: that happens, he just comes up with like a line

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Speaker 1: of interrogation, like why, who, what?

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Speaker 2: Where? When?

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Speaker 1: Like he got that award for most Improved, he was

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Speaker 1: like why did I get this? He's like, you were

943
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Speaker 1: most improved, most improved at what? Why was I most improved?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't the other kids get one? Why did mact

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Speaker 1: like one of the kids got like man of the

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Speaker 1: Match or whatever.

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Speaker 2: And he's like why did he get a different one?

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Speaker 1: Or like just like and I found myself And again

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be like.

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Speaker 2: Because it's so fucking annoying.

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Speaker 1: He's not listening to this.

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Speaker 3: He's just trying to know.

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Speaker 2: He's trying to learn, but I'm in the car.

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Speaker 1: We're really on the way home, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: concentrate and' and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just saying this big wide world and I felt shut up,

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Speaker 3: sorry exactly, that's how we got there.

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Speaker 1: And I just like I said to him, I said, Oscar,

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Speaker 1: You've asked some really really good questions, but.

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Speaker 2: It's enough question for now.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, we can talk about it more

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Speaker 1: when we get hurt. Like I was like trying to

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Speaker 1: not be mean and be like shut them out.

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Speaker 3: Just all sit down and be quiet for a bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was like.

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Speaker 1: I still felt bad because it's like he's just trying

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Speaker 1: to learn about everything. But that's why I said, you've

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Speaker 1: had some really good questions.

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Speaker 2: I served him a shit sandwich.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you had some really good questions, but

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Speaker 1: can you shut the fuck up now and then when

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Speaker 1: we get home?

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Speaker 3: Like that for the podcast, right ash.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, if anyone has any tips on that, that'd be great,

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Speaker 1: please put them on the Facebook group.

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Speaker 3: Should we get out of here, my guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. Matt's getting hungry.

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Speaker 3: Let's wrap this up. I will say this before I go.

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Speaker 3: If you've enjoyed this episode, which I can only assume

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Speaker 3: that you've had the time of your life if they're

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Speaker 3: still here listening to us.

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Speaker 2: Don't go, don't go, don't go just yet.

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Speaker 3: I'm not finished. Sit down, Sit back down. We would

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Speaker 3: love it if you would review this podcast, subscribe to it,

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Speaker 3: give it a few stars, maybe a couple of comments.

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Speaker 3: People keep living stars and there's no comments, and share

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Speaker 3: it with some friends, share with some friends and join

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Speaker 3: us on the Facebook group.

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Speaker 2: Minutes there's a hoops. We'll see you guys next week.

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Speaker 3: Be out two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians

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Speaker 3: of country throughout Australia and the connections to land, see

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Speaker 3: and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight islander

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Speaker 2: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land