1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:04,360 Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many Brook. Do you still pretend 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: to be asleep at all? 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:10,160 Speaker 2: I have, yeah, sometimes in recent years. There's one case 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 2: in particular that I can remember. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: Why. What were the consequences of falling asleep? 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 2: I got left alone? 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: Which is what I wanted, Oh, genius, genius. 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 2: I was at the beach with like a bunch of 9 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 2: friends and right her friends with guys. They came over 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 2: to talk to us, and so I just to sleep. 11 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 3: To pretend to be asleep at the beach is it's 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 3: the ultimate get out of jail card for anything, really, 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 3: because you know, you just don't wake a sleeping person. 14 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: No, yeah, and if you're good at the noises. 15 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 2: Just doing the noises. 16 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: I was like this. 17 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 3: Such that I would just wanted that you still get 18 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 3: the same tactics. The key is just slightly raising your breathing, 19 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 3: so just not as fool asnore, just as slight snort. 20 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: So it needs to go just a little bit. 21 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 3: And that gets too much, it's far too much. 22 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 1: Just go to your help. 23 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 3: I think I think I spot a fake, but look, 24 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 3: I've been doing this for look ever since I was 25 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 3: a kid. I'm very good at it. And because when 26 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 3: I was a kid. Obviously, you know I learned to 27 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 3: do it at the end of a long road trip. 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 3: You do it at the end of the long road trip. 29 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 3: You get carried to your bed like a pharaoh from 30 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 3: That's truly one of the great moments in life. I 31 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 3: hope my daughter manages to do the same thing to me. 32 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 3: And you know what, even if she doesn't actually successfully 33 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 3: convince me that she's still asleep, I will still carry 34 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 3: her because I remember how good that bit was. 35 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: But that's so. 36 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 3: Hot on me. I thought you said that's so hot, 37 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 3: turn it down bones. 38 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: Thirty one. 39 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from you, guys, When did you 40 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 3: pretend to be asleep? Because I tended to be asleep 41 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 3: on the weekend and it nearly led to my partner dying. 42 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,600 Speaker 1: Now that sounds a bit hectic. She tried to carry 43 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: you up the stick. 44 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 3: That's right her back. You fell down two flights. No, no, no, 45 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 3: it was it was. It got to the point where 46 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I'll explain what happened. I'll call 47 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 3: her up next. I'd love to hear from you, guys. 48 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 3: Thirty one and six five. When did you pretend to 49 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 3: be asleep? 50 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: I was lying in bed. We're both lying in bed. 51 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 3: We heard the dog go nuts and we're like, shit, 52 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 3: there's somebody there. Well, she doesn't know that I'm thinking 53 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 3: this because I'm asleep, but I got woken up by 54 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 3: the dog and I was like, I can't be bother 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 3: getting out of bed. It's probably no one. Anyway, she 56 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:49,639 Speaker 3: goes downstairs. I'm like absolute wind for me. Went got 57 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 3: a bit cheeky when as far as went to the toilet, 58 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 3: had a glass. 59 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: Of water, gone back into bed. 60 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 3: I got back into bed and I was like, damn, 61 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 3: she's still not back. And then I heard a few 62 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 3: more noises and I was like, something is really up. 63 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 3: The dog's bark goes to like a bit of a wine. 64 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 3: And I'm lying in bed going if I've pretended to 65 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 3: be asleep and Sam has been mugged and or kidnapped, 66 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 3: I will never tell anyone like it was that they're 67 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 3: sorts of things. 68 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: I was thinking. I wasn't thinking I was going to 69 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 1: go downstairs. I'll tell you that much. I wasn't. 70 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 3: I wasn't going to go and help her. I was 71 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 3: just like, this is this is weird. Anyway, Eventually, right 72 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 3: when I'm about to get up and go downstairs. She 73 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 3: comes upstairs and she was like, someone just tried to 74 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 3: break into the house. The front gate was open. Meanwhile, 75 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,119 Speaker 3: I still had the gall when she came in. When 76 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 3: she opened the door, she had to. 77 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: Wake me because I didn't want to admit. 78 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 3: To her, but. 79 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: Who, what's going on? 80 00:03:55,360 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 3: What is this? But I but I realized, I was like, 81 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 3: this is the thing about pretending to be asleep is 82 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 3: you have to you have to stay the course because 83 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 3: if you admit that you were pretending to be asleep, 84 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 3: then you've got to confess to what you deliberately opted 85 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 3: out of and or probably heard right, It's it's risky. 86 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 3: So you've got to stay the course. But I've realized 87 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 3: that I need to tell her. I've realized that she 88 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 3: doesn't know, and I realized how awful that is. 89 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: So lied, I've carried this cross with me for a 90 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: few days. 91 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 3: Now. I'm ready to get it off my chest for 92 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 3: calling Sam now and oh my gosh, she's going around fine, Hello, 93 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 3: Hey Sammy, how are you hey? 94 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,799 Speaker 1: This is brook This is Sam, Sam, This is Brooke. 95 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 2: Hello, how are you nice to meet you? 96 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 3: To Brooks Loving the Sam's loving the show, Max is 97 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,840 Speaker 3: loving the show as well. You can hear Max in 98 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 3: the background, so if she interrupts again, maybe just put 99 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 3: it back in the cage or whatever. 100 00:04:58,279 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: One of our choice punishments. 101 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 3: Okay, so say, uh, I just have something to tell 102 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 3: you that I'm not sure if you Yeah, I need 103 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 3: to tell you this. Oh god. So the other night 104 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 3: when the burglar, when the burglar nearly broke into the house. Yeah, 105 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 3: and wait, wait, wait, wait, before you're going to tell this. 106 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 2: Is it going to really freak me out? 107 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's not a scary thing. 108 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: Well, it was scary for my dignity. But so. 109 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 3: It's going to call me and like be your own heroes. 110 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: But no. 111 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 3: So so that you went out to go and you 112 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 3: went downstairs, and then you came back upstairs and you 113 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 3: like had to shut up Max, Daddy, Daddy's working, Daddy's working, 114 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 3: silence the child. 115 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 1: So so you went downstairs. 116 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,479 Speaker 3: You come, says, you to tell me about the burglary, 117 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 3: about the breaking and stuff. 118 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: You have to wake me up and tell me. 119 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I heard the dog at the start, and 120 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 3: I pretended to be asleep during the whole thing because 121 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 3: I was too scared to go downstairs. Oh god, yeah, 122 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 3: of course. 123 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: What are you. It's the flating response. I think that 124 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,719 Speaker 1: won't be the worst possible response. 125 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I know, I've got to get up, 126 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 2: and I assumed that I would have to do that. 127 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Sam, I'm so glad that was the 128 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 2: response two weeks ago. I mean, like, well two weeks 129 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,039 Speaker 2: ago where it's down to the beach and there's like 130 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 2: a spidery and he locked himself in the bathroom. 131 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 3: So. 132 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,919 Speaker 1: Myself, I lock myself. I put myself, I put myself in. 133 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: There was no locks sliding going on there. Well, the 134 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: spider won't be able to unlock this. Good luck getting 135 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: in here. Hear more of the boys on the full podcast. 136 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: Just scroll up.