WEBVTT - #75 Toy Troubles, Nits, and Tantrum Tips

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<v Speaker 1>I had a giggle. I had a little chuckle on

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<v Speaker 1>the way here, and I'm sorry if the person it

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<v Speaker 1>happened to does listen, which I fucking highly doubt it.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the chances of that near my place? As

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<v Speaker 1>a dog park on the way here? So I pulled

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<v Speaker 1>up at the lights and it was quite busy because

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<v Speaker 1>it was right in school time. And I look over

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<v Speaker 1>and this guy has must have stepped in dog shit

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<v Speaker 1>in the dog park, and he's picked his foot up

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<v Speaker 1>to look at it. In doing so, he's lost balance.

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<v Speaker 1>He's sort of like hand in his leg, and the

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<v Speaker 1>dog leash got caught up all together. He just went

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<v Speaker 1>into the dewy, wet grass, potentially still dog shit all

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<v Speaker 1>over the guy. And then the light went green and

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<v Speaker 1>I just left a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to two dating dads. I'm Maddie Jay and Mash.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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<v Speaker 2>it is the bad, and the later. And if you've

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<v Speaker 2>come for advice, don't do it stop right now. There's

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<v Speaker 2>plenty of other podcasts out there that have intelligent people

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<v Speaker 2>speaking about parenting, but it is not Ash nor myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm plenty of intelligent, how dare you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into it, should we crack a little

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<v Speaker 1>cold beer, a little brusky little bruce key from Stonewood.

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<v Speaker 1>We are drinking the Pacific ow she is my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>before you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I've taken this sip.

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<v Speaker 1>Early April heard that Laura had tried on the stone Wood.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's trying to Stonewood. Look, she's not all the

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<v Speaker 1>way converted, but I'm working on it. She did enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>a little passion fruit tropical notes. Every other beer that

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<v Speaker 1>she's put to her mouse she's hated, So put the

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<v Speaker 1>right foot forward here.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's an easy drinking beer. It's approachable, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>too scary. It's subtle.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like juice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like juice, but a refreshing, hoppy type

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<v Speaker 2>of juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And the Pacific Al is the beer that puts

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<v Speaker 1>stone and wood on the map, getting its name from

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<v Speaker 1>the Pacific Ocean, coming from Byron Bay. It is Barron

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<v Speaker 1>Bay in a bottle question? When did you get a

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<v Speaker 1>beer fridge in your garage the day I was born?

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<v Speaker 1>So cheers the stone Wood. As always, we appreciate you

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<v Speaker 1>and allowing this episode to be possible.

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<v Speaker 2>So cheers, I'll do it. Cheers. Sorry for doing the

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<v Speaker 2>premature sip. Has your eyebrow?

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a pimple in my eyebrow right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see it. No, oh there it is there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fucking hurts up. This morning, I was like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Right on the little tip of your eyebrow. At least

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<v Speaker 2>it's hidden.

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<v Speaker 1>It is hidden on here. That's why I haven't shaved

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<v Speaker 1>with another one. Under here.

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<v Speaker 2>You're breaking out. You're going through puberty for the second time.

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<v Speaker 1>I could use a bit of extra length in my penis.

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<v Speaker 1>Also before we get into it. Obviously we had Oscars

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<v Speaker 1>party that has been and gone.

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<v Speaker 2>But so Wednesday, I think mum's come Ellie, do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to come down? Yeah, come on down, Come on down.

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<v Speaker 2>I just going to interrupt. Oh god, okay. Ellie is

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<v Speaker 2>currently yelling from the top of the stairs saying that

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<v Speaker 2>she was left in the dark regarding this episode. But

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<v Speaker 2>like you said, we record every single Wednesday. And then

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<v Speaker 2>when you guys knocked on the door, she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>who's that, I'm naked.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even knock.

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<v Speaker 2>Elle, Are you coming down?

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus credible? Getting yelled at what I was saying you

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<v Speaker 1>are father of toddler's toddler now now a young child

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<v Speaker 1>birthday of mind?

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<v Speaker 2>When does toddler stop?

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<v Speaker 1>But I think four drackon.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I still refer to Marley's being a toddler child. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't like the idea of them growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, agreed, Actually no, disagree. I can't open the group

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<v Speaker 1>and move out anyway. When they have birthdays Christmas, you

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<v Speaker 1>get presents from people that you think, why the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>did you get me that? Why did you get this

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<v Speaker 1>child that? Because they've got it intentionally to annoy you.

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<v Speaker 1>So my parents, my mom found something at an opshop

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<v Speaker 1>and she thought, the kids will suck him up this,

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<v Speaker 1>but Ash will hate this because it's annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>This is something that would be he got for his birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm thinking about the microphone, the carry out, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the carry out similar thing also still in the garage,

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't been opened. That genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Get rid of that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to keep it because I thought, maybe just

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<v Speaker 1>two mikes, maybe one day we could do something funny

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<v Speaker 1>with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff the kids for us, it's not for them.

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<v Speaker 1>But my parents bought Oscar something annoying. For his birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to show you really quick. Great. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I'm going to show you that I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to guess what it is, Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>That looks like it could kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it looks like a bit of a megaphone.

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<v Speaker 2>That looks it looks like something you'd see in Men

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<v Speaker 2>in Black. Yeah, it does look like a man in

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<v Speaker 2>black gun.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to pull the trigger and give you

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<v Speaker 1>an idea of what this is. Let's say I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it into the mind.

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<v Speaker 2>That is fucking amazing. It's a fart gun. Now are

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<v Speaker 2>these self recorded or are they like preloaded?

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine the guy's job it is to preload that. He's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, one, let me record this one. Into the gun.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a fart gun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like an art deco design.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks like it's to make it obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at like the little fart chamber at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>It gets worse. Okay, that one. That's what they got, Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just give it a quick of course, pull

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<v Speaker 1>the trigger, pull my finger. They should have made the

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<v Speaker 1>trigger a finger, and you pull it.

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<v Speaker 2>Brilliant, brilliant. You're in the wrong, wrong profession.

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<v Speaker 1>If that toy company is listening. It's so like annoying

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<v Speaker 1>because kids are so trigger happy. I've broken it, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be broken it. There's not enough switch, you might it's working.

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<v Speaker 1>It was from an op shop.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the RP on this? How much you pay? I

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<v Speaker 2>think she paid two bucks shown out to think we're

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<v Speaker 2>toys who have made this.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's this one. But as you know, Oscar is

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<v Speaker 1>the eldest of my children and I have a younger child.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know Macy And you think, oh, they'll just

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<v Speaker 1>share it. No, there's a mini version.

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<v Speaker 2>That is incredible, So that's going to be one of

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<v Speaker 2>the best fines from an op shop.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely this one is actually not that one was, but

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<v Speaker 1>this one was found after that one was found, and

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<v Speaker 1>they thought it'd be way funnier. Two give that and

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<v Speaker 1>then go how annoying is this? But also how annoying

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<v Speaker 1>is it that your little sister now has one too.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's funny is that they're not the same brand.

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<v Speaker 1>No, well, this one's like this, this is vintage.

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<v Speaker 2>That's vintage Old Man Father, and that's that's more progressive.

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<v Speaker 2>That one's made in China. The Vietnamese fart gun sounds

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<v Speaker 2>slightly different, and it's got an accent well, and they're

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<v Speaker 2>very different cuisines.

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<v Speaker 1>This is honey chicken, this is noodles. That's a Vermicelli salad.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm dealing with now, guys. So just a

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<v Speaker 1>little tip for those who are buying presents for children,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get anything annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Farts are always a great shout. Fat. I have turned

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<v Speaker 2>into you once again. Ash. It's funny how the world works.

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<v Speaker 2>It's flipped, it's flipped.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an impressionable young man.

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<v Speaker 2>Who would have thought when we started this podcast we've

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<v Speaker 2>been in a position twelve months later where you're the

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<v Speaker 2>one throwing the birthday parties and I'm the one that's

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<v Speaker 2>decided that I've had enough of birthday parties.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, because it is Marley's birthday today, Marley's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>As we record this Happy birthday to my beloved child.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed that you sent a straight off Kindy center

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<v Speaker 1>of the kindy birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>We gave her a happy birthday badge.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday, does your kindya allow cake? Oh no?

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<v Speaker 2>Which is great though, which is great So because of

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a couple of kids with dietary allergies. They

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<v Speaker 2>make the birthday cake there and it's great because they

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<v Speaker 2>can't get the hair. The kids will do it together,

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<v Speaker 2>so they do like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Make it out of play thom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they like eat this. But it's perfect because it

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<v Speaker 2>means that you don't have to go out and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>get twenty thousand cupcakes. Yeah, we drop it off as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we just do the ones from like Woolies and Tiny.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good idea, but I think it's great. I love

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that we don't have to give the birthday

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<v Speaker 2>cake slash cupcakes to the kids. Marla's excited, except we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, man, we've done a big birthday party every

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<v Speaker 2>single year for Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>Big mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what they're like, you know, as someone to

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<v Speaker 2>just come off the back end of a birthday party,

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<v Speaker 2>they're a fucking nightmare. Also really expensive, like when you're

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<v Speaker 2>like when you're add.

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<v Speaker 1>It all, we managed to get away with it pretty cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everyone I saw you at your birthday party. You

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<v Speaker 2>were get more dinosaur nuggets and chips and drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's at me broke dinosauggets.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just going to stop for a second because

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<v Speaker 2>my beloved Ellie is now walking down the stairs. It

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<v Speaker 2>was looking fantastic. Wow, look at her hair. Give me

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<v Speaker 2>the finger, settle down, Oh, relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>If it wasn't for the membership card, I be broke. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But we decided we're going to do something just just

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<v Speaker 2>the found family.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with that. That's what I tried to tell

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<v Speaker 1>people when I got shamed for it. But people like

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<v Speaker 1>you got and child of its birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>The outrage. People came at you with pitchforks and like

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<v Speaker 2>burning sticks.

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<v Speaker 1>Of my house.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll drag him outside and we'll hang him up by his.

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<v Speaker 1>Neck, make an example of him.

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<v Speaker 2>So we decided that this is the year we'll do

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<v Speaker 2>something very quiet, nice in the backyard. Nice, just the cousins. Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's good news for you because you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to drive out an hour on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be here, give m something to do.

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<v Speaker 2>But we had an early birthday press birthday present, birthday

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<v Speaker 2>present for the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids, kids, there's one. It's one kid's birthday. A are

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<v Speaker 1>you combining them?

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<v Speaker 2>I would It was actually a birthday gift for the

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<v Speaker 2>whole family. Ash, I I don't know how to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to freak you out. I don't panic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a big deal, isn't it. Everyone goes through this.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just going to come out and say, Okay, come

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<v Speaker 2>out and say it. Don't freak out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>We have knits. It's happened. We've been taken down.

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I scratching my head? My god? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you drag me into this house with nips in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because the podcast was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just laying down over there on the on the thing

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<v Speaker 1>and it's funny close over there, kids closed, I just

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<v Speaker 1>what's the now?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they don't survive outside of the scalp for more

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<v Speaker 2>than like four hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently, Okay, what time did the kids go to? Kindy?

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<v Speaker 2>We got one more hour and they're still kicking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So my sister putting this on. My sister, her kids

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<v Speaker 2>have nets, Kate, and we said I never had knits

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<v Speaker 2>as a child, never, not once. I'm pretty sure because

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<v Speaker 2>my hair is really thin, and unfortunately my two girls

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<v Speaker 2>have really thin hair. Also, Laura, we're a family of

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<v Speaker 2>thin haired people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not good for you in the future.

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<v Speaker 2>Not good for me in the future, great for us

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<v Speaker 2>now because it means the knits like the thick hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And the thing is with thin hair too, it's

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<v Speaker 1>easy to get them out, easy to find them on

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<v Speaker 1>the scale. Yeah, Unfortunately, I'm a house full of thick

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<v Speaker 1>haired people.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you had knits before? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when I was a kid, I had them a

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<v Speaker 1>few times because I had a mop of hair, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know how thick my hair. If you ran your

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<v Speaker 1>fingers to the back of in.

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<v Speaker 2>My mind, I would fucking love to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't be able to get them out so thick.

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<v Speaker 1>And my mom's like that, Dad baled, that doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>a care. My sisters well, quite thick hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Macy, she's she's a thick haired child.

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<v Speaker 1>She has her thick hair. Osco maybe not so much.

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<v Speaker 2>But have they had the girls? Sorry the girls? Oscar

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<v Speaker 2>as a boy has Oscar and Macy? Have they either

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<v Speaker 2>one had nits? Not yet? Na. Man, it's a fucking nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I know, mate, I remember as a kid, my

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<v Speaker 1>mom was like, what the fuck? And it's probably more prevalent,

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<v Speaker 1>you think, in primary schools than with kidney. You get

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<v Speaker 1>the alert like there's headlines going around. You just don't

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<v Speaker 1>send them the next day, let them fumicate or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>they do.

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<v Speaker 2>But we said to my sister after she warned us,

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<v Speaker 2>because we're hanging out all weekend. She goes, my kids

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<v Speaker 2>have nits.

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<v Speaker 1>Just after you got a pre worn probably pre.

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<v Speaker 2>Warn I wasn't listening, and we were like, look, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't get nits. We're not a knit kind of family.

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<v Speaker 2>Appreciate the concern, but it's not me. I love the

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<v Speaker 2>cock in it.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't get it around here for poor people.

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<v Speaker 2>Next day, I had a little look in Marley's hair

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, holy shit. They were running everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>in this house, and we like all weekend, we've done

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<v Speaker 2>multiple You know, you do have to put this oil

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<v Speaker 2>in first, Let the oil sit for ten minutes and

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<v Speaker 2>the kids are like getting oil everywhere, like handprints all

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<v Speaker 2>over the furniture. Have a solution, and then you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to go through the comb. If the comb hurts, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I did. I had to do it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the electric comb? We've seen those. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>electric will go through and just kills them on the

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<v Speaker 1>spot as you're going through the hair instead of you

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<v Speaker 1>having to dig it out. It's like it might be dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the flag zappas, but you know I love

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<v Speaker 1>killing insects. I didn't know I have a look into that.

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<v Speaker 1>I had the old school.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura was doing my hair and I've got some footage

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<v Speaker 2>that I'll put in there. It fucking hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so thin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, it just like this a solution, like I

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<v Speaker 2>need to hold onto as much as I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Shave their heads. Message you imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, the big the big problem was, dude, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Put the bold filter on them on the and be

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<v Speaker 1>like would this be okay? For a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>We we didn't want to not send them to daycare

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<v Speaker 2>because because just before people come at me and start

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<v Speaker 2>attacking me. This is on Saturday, and then Sunday we'd

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<v Speaker 2>like done like three or four treatments. The kids were fine,

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<v Speaker 2>kids were good, right, so they were good to go

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<v Speaker 2>to daycare on Monday. Anyway, as we're walking in a daycare,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dropping them off, and then Marley and Laula are like, hey, everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>we had nets on the weekend, and I'm like shit,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like no, no, no, it's fine, no more nets.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to show it, guys, I'm like, shut up, shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up, shut up. So okay, I'm going to say

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<v Speaker 2>that we're knit free at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be the judge of that. But if I'm itching

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<v Speaker 1>on the car in the car on the way home,

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<v Speaker 1>you my friend, I just want to trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to warn people out there there. If you

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<v Speaker 2>do think that you are not at risk of knits,

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<v Speaker 2>just be careful because the moment you relax, the moment

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<v Speaker 2>you stop worrying about them, that's when they attacked, and

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<v Speaker 2>they will fucking take you down.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's safe and Maddie Jay's message Maddie Jay's messages.

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<v Speaker 1>Rich people can get this too. It's not just football, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's don't discriminate.

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<v Speaker 1>They do not discriminate.

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<v Speaker 2>I will take anyone down, regardless of your income.

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<v Speaker 1>So knit free at the moment, which is good to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>I am presuming that we may have some knit conversations

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<v Speaker 1>in the near future, because as they get older, they

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<v Speaker 1>bump heads together and all th all sorts of things,

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<v Speaker 1>and as their hair gets longer too, like with girls,

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<v Speaker 1>their hair gets longer all the time, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>Macie pulls her hair out of the thing's s I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not looking forward to that. I forgot about knits, so

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<v Speaker 1>just now sorry, but I did have them a lot

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize U.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Oscar has a new friend, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about this new friend that's really sweet and

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<v Speaker 1>how new friendships start, they bloom, they blossom. This friendship

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<v Speaker 1>is with Siri.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids kids love Siri, so.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I quite often catch him asking Siri how she

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<v Speaker 1>slept or how she's feeling today. I've got some I've

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<v Speaker 1>got some footage that I want to show you. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>put this in for socials. Everybody did have a nice morning?

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<v Speaker 2>I love how he asks the second time, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit like answering I said, did you have a

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<v Speaker 2>nice morning?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and he sometimes at night he's like, good night, Siri.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep missing getting footage, but April's got some more footage.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is what I've got so far of him

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<v Speaker 1>saying did you have a nice sleep? Or sometimes he

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<v Speaker 1>gets frustrated because, like you said, Sirih sometimes doesn't answer bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But like all good friendships, there's there's troubles. They have tips,

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<v Speaker 1>they have misunderstanding, peaks and troughs. Peaks and troughs. So,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, I get all friendships. It's this is

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<v Speaker 1>no different. So I have another video.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone through a rocky patch.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Oscar and Siri having it go through a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a rocky patch. Show why you're not listening

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<v Speaker 1>to me, Mike. So I was gonna get very frustrated

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<v Speaker 1>when Siri doesn't listen to him or searches for the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Siries sometimes a bit stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's be honest, but let's I wanted to bring

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<v Speaker 1>this friendship to light and then I'm just gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>you some updates to how it progresses over the next

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks because I feel like the friendship's really blossoming.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he understand But obviously the concept of Siri is

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<v Speaker 2>a bit much for a young child. Does he understand

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<v Speaker 2>that series not personally? Oyay?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to keep like that my Siri is

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<v Speaker 2>a man's voice.

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<v Speaker 1>You can change it. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I'm in the car and I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>sirih cool mom and I will be boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Call mom all right.

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<v Speaker 2>You can call me daddy though, and Marley's like, who's that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's just Daddy's friend. She loves it. She

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<v Speaker 2>loves it. When I talked to Siri, but they also

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<v Speaker 2>like on the on the iPad, dude, they are when

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<v Speaker 2>it when it does work out and Siri responds in

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<v Speaker 2>the right way, the joy on their face. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like they, you know, crack the code. What are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to say when when Oscar starts requesting, like can

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<v Speaker 2>I meet Siri there?

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be fun because what we'll do is we'll find

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<v Speaker 1>someone and we'll just say this is Siri. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should do that, introduce him to a fake Siri. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should definitely give that a go. Love

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<v Speaker 1>that at some point, but also just on phones and

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<v Speaker 1>like kids being like, who's that? I did send you

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<v Speaker 1>something yesterday last night that was quite rude. It started

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<v Speaker 1>off as a news bulletin, do you recall?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, so someone got me with that.

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<v Speaker 2>But because we're not going to put this on socials

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<v Speaker 2>because it'll get us banned, it's one of those things

0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:21.040
<v Speaker 2>which men send each other where it's like I'll open

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<v Speaker 2>this up and it's just someone going.

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<v Speaker 1>Ahh like making that noise and I got done with

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<v Speaker 1>it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the smile on your face as you're telling this story.

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<v Speaker 1>But trying to explain it to the kids because they

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<v Speaker 1>heard it from upstairs. They're like, what's that? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, oh, it was just someone sent Daddy something.

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<v Speaker 1>I accidentally had it on too. It hurt my ears too,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was so lady.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just for people who want to get an

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<v Speaker 2>insight into the type of content that Ash sends me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a fake news bulletin, which then midway through

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<v Speaker 2>it transitioned to a big penis. I'd like, enormous penis

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<v Speaker 2>taken from porno. And luckily I was in a place

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<v Speaker 2>where it was only me. I wasn't at the cafe

0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:20.400
<v Speaker 2>in front of other people. And your reaction right now

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<v Speaker 2>is exactly how I thought. You react, just so proud

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<v Speaker 2>of yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>People got it. I hadn't made It was like I

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<v Speaker 1>was literally laying your bed next to next to my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, because because it starts off so

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<v Speaker 1>low in volume, He's like, I had to turn it

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<v Speaker 1>right out.

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<v Speaker 2>Very clever, very very Hey. Before we get into petty couples,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to get a quick update on Macy,

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<v Speaker 2>how she's going health wise. I know you've been dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with a sick.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, she's chesty.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like everyone's chesty. Right now.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like really bad, like when I got home yesterday, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Love, and I was like, brothers, has she been snotty

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<v Speaker 2>as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Or just coffee? And that's the thing too. She came

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<v Speaker 1>she gave me a kiss last night before she went

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<v Speaker 1>to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>And You're like, oh salty and.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no no, and she must have have had snort

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<v Speaker 1>and gone like that.

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<v Speaker 2>She wiped it over her cheek and she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Going half kissed me with the cheek and going like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, why the fuck is my face

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<v Speaker 1>so wet?

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<v Speaker 3>Not?

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<v Speaker 2>What do your kids do?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Can your kids do they know how to blow their

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<v Speaker 2>nose yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Because mine don't. They like, what do you mean they

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<v Speaker 2>like the concept of blowing the nose?

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<v Speaker 1>Do?

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<v Speaker 2>They go? So both Marley and Lola, in addition to

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<v Speaker 2>the nets, which fine they are, they're both really snotty,

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<v Speaker 2>like chesty as well. And I can hear I can

0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:58.280
<v Speaker 2>hear the like this because there's got so much stock

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<v Speaker 2>build up, and I'm like, you got to blow your nose,

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<v Speaker 2>so put the tissue of the nose and they just

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<v Speaker 2>go no, no, no, no, no, no no no, do that,

0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:11.359
<v Speaker 2>but three nose And then they're like I'm they can't

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<v Speaker 2>work it out, dude. I'm like trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Their ears pop. I think that is what that makes

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<v Speaker 1>them feel like they're blowing out there is.

0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:21.879
<v Speaker 2>It's like poor Marley, dude, she's so snotty and what

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<v Speaker 2>she does right now is oh, man, do that and

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<v Speaker 2>then swallows it and she does it all day dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Last night when she went to bed, as she lay

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<v Speaker 2>down and went to sleep, it was horizontal. All that

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<v Speaker 2>phleme was built up. There was so much of it.

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<v Speaker 2>She vomited just this like insane like mukissy patch was unbelievable,

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<v Speaker 2>and then she was like, oh that's better, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit, and all of a sudden, I'm hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, just learn how to blow your nose or

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, when you like, do you do the like?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do the snot ccer? You've used the snot socer?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it, but it's never.

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<v Speaker 1>We've used it. Pretty It's actually it's pretty good. I

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<v Speaker 1>used it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have how does it work again?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that? But sorry, how does it work again?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you don't want to you have to put one

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<v Speaker 2>thing up one of the nostrils of the kid and

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<v Speaker 2>then do you say it's an electric one? You when

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<v Speaker 2>you're electric? Fucking nick hone, you're electric. You're welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>the future.

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<v Speaker 1>You are welcome. Yeah, and start trek, welcome to the future.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nuclear do you think it is? It's made

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<v Speaker 1>from nuclear energy? Emily Cross out there, you kill it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's electric? No one, it's a pull start, but the

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<v Speaker 1>electric one go. It's it's just pressed about like electric toothbrush.

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.760
<v Speaker 1>But it sucks into like a I'll get it, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>bring it in. I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor kids. Kids are worried that's going to suck out

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<v Speaker 2>their brains.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's probably it's actually manufactured by Dyson. Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. That's about Jake. Anyway. It says sucker and

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<v Speaker 1>it's got all these different attachments.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for clarifying.

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<v Speaker 1>And it goes to that people know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>But good. Also, another thing you can do is you

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<v Speaker 1>can turn like get them in the steam. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have a like a uky Bear steamer?

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<v Speaker 2>We had one, we had electric.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you know what electricity is.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have a uky Bear steamer, but.

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<v Speaker 1>They're good that'll really loosen up the flame. Jesus, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an expert.

0:24:57.440 --> 0:24:58.760
<v Speaker 2>You are an expert on the flame.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got signal problems a lot. I have done my

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<v Speaker 1>whole life. Same with my sister. She's really bad. My

0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:06.480
<v Speaker 1>sisters are the sort of person who is alerted to everything.

0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:15.639
<v Speaker 1>Dust might that's about it anyway. Anyway, let's love about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into petty Okay, petty couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome down the street, petty couple.

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<v Speaker 2>They can I like me couple. I love you, but

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<v Speaker 2>in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Tune, no one can push me quite like you. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first because I demand stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say people have requested that we do

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<v Speaker 2>a song, like a fully fledged song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know that. Sorry pal, Sorry, I've been suggesting

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<v Speaker 1>it for ages.

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<v Speaker 2>Come in with a good news would be coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. Let's riff, give me give me a

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<v Speaker 1>beat anyway? Sorry, so fucking around, I'm tiny, run out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of time, Stop having fun?

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<v Speaker 1>I stop it, I refuse.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is something's happened. Did you have sex

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<v Speaker 2>last night?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I got a shot yesterday. Oh yeah, fucking flatter

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<v Speaker 1>you are off your face. I'm going to get one.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything we should invest in it that I get one

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<v Speaker 1>every week for the good of the podcast. For people

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<v Speaker 1>who don't know, Ash had had an immunity boost yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>IV infusion.

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<v Speaker 2>With mercury magnesium. You know what mercury? Definitely don't you

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<v Speaker 2>a deep sea fish that we know of.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know. My brain is working overtime today.

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<v Speaker 2>Petty couples ship, Will we ever get there? Probably not?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Crystal, we don't give a fuck based story. Sorry, sorry,

0:26:54.000 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 1>this is from Crystal. Crystal. Crystal Ball is her Crystal Ball? Okay, sorry, Garry,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not her real name. Everyone settled down?

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<v Speaker 2>Did everyone just relax?

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Feeling a lot of pressure? All right, calm down? Would you? Okay,

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:38.919
<v Speaker 1>you go first? Now I get through it. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is from Crystal. Mm hmmm. Partner and I were at

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<v Speaker 1>a barbecue. My husband clocked off from dad duties as always. Later,

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<v Speaker 1>when our toddler poop, I asked him to get nappy

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<v Speaker 1>and wipes from the car. Then I hid in the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet so when he got back he had no choice

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<v Speaker 1>but to do it. Very good, that's brilliant. I could

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<v Speaker 1>hear him changing bubbs in the laundry right near me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I refuse to make a sound or come out

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<v Speaker 1>until the nappy was disposed of by him and him alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Good, good, good, very good. Also, that guy needs to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking step up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, you don't clock off from dad duties.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all the tasks of toddlers changing the nappy, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's the easiest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the stinkiest.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind that. Before I get into this one,

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<v Speaker 2>I have done something. It's very it's very low on

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<v Speaker 2>the petty scale, like it's barely enough to make a mention.

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:34.439
<v Speaker 2>But I mentioned it anyway. Laura wants cups of tea

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:36.720
<v Speaker 2>at nighttime. I make a cup of tea. Laura goes,

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<v Speaker 2>are you making a cup of tea? I'll love a

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<v Speaker 2>cup of tea, and it'd be fine, But Laura fucking

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:44.080
<v Speaker 2>wants honey in it. And it's just, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what honey's like, dude. You know, I give like

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<v Speaker 2>one little squirt and then all of a sudden, it's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking everywhere I gets all over there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what she.

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<v Speaker 2>And so now I fucking don't make.

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<v Speaker 1>It with honey, and she doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>She never and also she never fucking drinks it because

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:04.400
<v Speaker 2>she's always like, oh, that's a bit hot. I'll let

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 2>it call down for a second and then never goes

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<v Speaker 2>back to it. And then when as I go to

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>bed and I'm cleaning up the fucking kitchen bench, I

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 2>find a cup cup of tea, So now I don't

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<v Speaker 2>put the honey in it. God, I'm a badass.

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad I got that anyway. But here we

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<v Speaker 1>got next.

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<v Speaker 2>That's petty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's pretty petty. That's pretty just ga vid memories shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>As I give her a tea, I'm like, here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>This one is from Anonymous, must be juice Anonymous Anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>When my partner showers, he likes to clear out his

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<v Speaker 2>nose and we end up with not on the walls

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<v Speaker 2>and showers screen that he doesn't even bother to wash

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<v Speaker 2>off Afterwards's he doing it? Teach Morley how to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Get him over.

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<v Speaker 2>Once? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say, though, clearing those out in the shower a.

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<v Speaker 2>Magic.

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 1>That one that one minute where you've got an empty

0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:11.960
<v Speaker 1>nose in your laugh it's this air feels like it

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 1>goes through steam. I love that steam steam machine.

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 2>Once dried, it's not easy to remove. And I've asked

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 2>him to be mindful of this, but he doesn't listen. Fuck,

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:24.200
<v Speaker 2>that's annoying. I am the one who has to deal

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<v Speaker 2>with it. She does all the household cleaning.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know what she's done. I really do.

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 1>I really want to know what she's done to get

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<v Speaker 1>back at him for this.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll keep going. So when she does a shower and

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<v Speaker 2>she sees the snot on the walls or shower screen, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I clean it off with his toothbrush.

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<v Speaker 1>Oo, oh my god.

0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 2>His toothbrush is not there. I use his body scrubber.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh man, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was here, I just take a ship in

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<v Speaker 2>the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Just try and stamp on the drain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just leave it there and be liked, dude, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of the ship once he stopped putting his

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<v Speaker 2>snot everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because that could really backfive with her, because he

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<v Speaker 1>could just be like, well, I'm gonna start shopping there too,

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 1>and then I don't really mind.

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 2>But also like, how hard is it to do your

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.680
<v Speaker 2>bushman's blow in the shower and then like wash it down?

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:19.480
<v Speaker 2>They're like, what the what's he doing?

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<v Speaker 1>How wide are his nostrils that they're splattering on the walls.

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 1>That's usually it's like a straight down what's what is?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how he's doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, i'd get that checked out.

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<v Speaker 1>I would definitely what Once again, we are not medical physicians,

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<v Speaker 1>but you should get that checked out.

0:31:35.480 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Definitely have that look that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Disgusting and look honestly, he probably doesn't even know that it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't try. Yeah, I was going to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that, does I have? I have tried

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 1>to clean a dried up booger on a wall in

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 1>a shower, very hard. It gets like concrete. Maybe they

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 1>should start making the roads out of it. There is potholes.

0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>There's an idea. This guy I want to think. Now

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<v Speaker 1>get him into.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's drag out Ellie. Oh wait before we do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we do that, have you.

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<v Speaker 1>Got the key?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? I didn't lock it unfortunately, should get one

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<v Speaker 2>of those with the code, Elle Darling, Ellie, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for jumping on the podcast. Before we start, as I

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<v Speaker 2>want to let you know that Mum is currently dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with issues with the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat the bathroom to do a WII and the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Right there, I did accidentally on the cat. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so fine. It's nice to what Ellie's doing in

0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 2>the cat at the moment, because the cat did to

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:38.040
<v Speaker 2>be gold ship in mum's bedroom.

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>In the bedroom cats ship stink.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it really.

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<v Speaker 1>Did thought that stinky cat food would come out smelling worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, by thank you for jumping on the podcast,

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:55.239
<v Speaker 2>and thank you for doing the story the other day.

0:32:56.200 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Took us about an hour to do the Ask Ellie questions.

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<v Speaker 1>You're professional.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good thing. You're better at podcasting than you

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 2>are doing Instagram stories. Lots of questions, lots of not

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 2>deer in headlights. Everyone wants to hear from Ellie. For

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 2>our new little segment calling it Ask Kelly.

0:33:15.960 --> 0:33:17.320
<v Speaker 1>We need a theme song for us.

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 2>We did have a question that ash. I'll put this

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:24.080
<v Speaker 2>one on you. I prefer to ask Kelly Ellie like

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 2>ask Nana.

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<v Speaker 3>I just thought it gave it some authority as.

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>We'll let it marinate. We may change it for next week,

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:36.400
<v Speaker 2>but for now it's called Ask Kelly. And the very

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:37.760
<v Speaker 2>first question is.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Lucy. Okay, we should get some of

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 1>the who wants tense?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi Lucy, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to know do you raise boys and girls differently?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you have you wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I think we all know, whether you want

0:34:01.480 --> 0:34:04.280
<v Speaker 3>to acknowledge it or not, but boys and girls are different?

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Yeah?

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:07.960
<v Speaker 3>They have different body pards. Do you not know.

0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:12.720
<v Speaker 2>That boys are a nightmare as kids? Awful?

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Awful?

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I've seen your kid like he's trying.

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 1>To dress him.

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:23.480
<v Speaker 3>It is a generalization, yes, but okay, looking at our family.

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 2>We're a family of four boys and one girl.

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Ye, so all Kate ever wanted was a Barbie doll

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:34.359
<v Speaker 3>and all you boys ever wanted was a gun, and

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:35.880
<v Speaker 3>none of you got.

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Of, say, a toy gun. Elie.

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:44.800
<v Speaker 3>But no, the first time, the first time the boys,

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<v Speaker 3>the boys had lamb chops. They ate the meat. And

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:52.320
<v Speaker 3>then the next thing was they were using the chop

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 3>the bone as a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>To shake each other.

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:57.560
<v Speaker 3>And I thought was in prison.

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<v Speaker 2>I was obsessed with Rambo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, no, I think, I think. I think the

0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 3>main thing to remember is, yes, they are all different.

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 3>I tried to bring you guys up all the same.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the thing to remember is just to embrace

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<v Speaker 3>the differences. Don't be afraid that they are different. Just

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<v Speaker 3>go along with whatever they're comfortable in doing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to introduce the same things. You even did ballet.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember doing ballet with Cakes?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I would be ars.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you didn't like it. Kate wanted to do ballet,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought, well, the boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Can do it, so yeah, well I have a boy

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<v Speaker 1>and a girl, so they definitely You must see difference.

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<v Speaker 1>I do now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Starting off, I kind of thought what worked for Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>is going to work for Macy. But that's not true.

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<v Speaker 3>I think people who say you can treat them all

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<v Speaker 3>exactly the same have not had children and have not

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<v Speaker 3>had mixed sex families. Because they are different doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 3>that anybody's better or worse. Kate was very much the

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<v Speaker 3>organizer a very early age, and that's typical of girls.

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<v Speaker 3>They do develop earlier than boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Is much more organized.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about when it comes to discipline, exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them harder than the boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Were very compliant when they were younger, Going clean your room,

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<v Speaker 3>They would go and clean the room. Kate, go clean

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<v Speaker 3>your room?

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<v Speaker 1>Neck you yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, it's definitely different. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean with Oscar it was kind of like, it's weird

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<v Speaker 1>because I sort of see Macy as like she's too

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<v Speaker 1>sweet to get angry.

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<v Speaker 3>With o that's very dangerous girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the same. Also, lately she's just getting cheek here

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<v Speaker 1>and cheek here, and I've found myself getting frustrated. But

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<v Speaker 1>it takes much more for me to get frustrated with

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<v Speaker 1>her than it does with him.

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<v Speaker 3>I tend to think boys generally respond to do it,

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<v Speaker 3>do it now? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>With girls, you say, would you rather clean your room now?

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<v Speaker 3>Or would you rather do be and then clean your room?

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<v Speaker 3>If you give them the choice?

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<v Speaker 1>Very true. I find myself giving Macy choices and Oscar demands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea interesting difference. Yeah, But I subconsciously do that, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a action because I know if I say

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<v Speaker 1>to Macey, do this, she's like no.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you think your expectations are high? With Oscar

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<v Speaker 2>because he's older, there's probably.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of that too.

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<v Speaker 3>But they also say that we give information to girls.

0:37:56.000 --> 0:38:01.360
<v Speaker 3>We give a lot more verbal instruction with always it stop,

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<v Speaker 3>don't do that, go over there, whereas girls we explain

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<v Speaker 3>things more.

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<v Speaker 1>If I say to either you eat this sandwich or

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<v Speaker 1>eat this, She'll be like, she'll make a decision.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>With Oscar, if I'm like eat it okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number two okay is early question number two comes

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<v Speaker 2>in Lola, Lola, only assume it's not my log. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it could be actually got my funds. My password could

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<v Speaker 2>be her, but she wants to know. Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>any tips for diffusing toddler tantrums?

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<v Speaker 3>Hmmm, well, child psychologists will tell you that you can

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<v Speaker 3>break tantrums down into three three categories. You've got emotional tantrums,

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<v Speaker 3>so that separation, anxiety, and you've got situational tantrums where

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<v Speaker 3>they don't want to get in the car to go

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<v Speaker 3>and see Nana. And then they've got what they call

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 3>mock tantrums. Some people might say they're all mock.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that mean all right?

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<v Speaker 3>It just means that they are putting. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not trivializing how the kid is feeling. But a mock

0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:11.120
<v Speaker 3>tantrum is something they do to manipulate the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, So as when you see, like it's a

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<v Speaker 2>video of a child having a massive meltdown, child is

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<v Speaker 2>losing it. They want something and in the second they

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<v Speaker 2>get the toy, the tantrum.

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:24.160
<v Speaker 1>PSTO a really good video of Macey having an absolute meltdown,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, do you want an ice bocke?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Do you know what. That is a distraction, And

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<v Speaker 3>I actually and a distract. We all know about distracting kids,

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<v Speaker 3>but I actually tried this with one of my grandchildren

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<v Speaker 3>just the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Name and shame. Who was it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Lola?

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<v Speaker 3>You know. Anyway, she was in the throes of this tantrum.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she'd even forgotten what she wanted. And I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know whether you remember you were there, and I

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<v Speaker 3>just said to Lola, I picked up this orange cushion

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, you know what, I just love this

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<v Speaker 3>blue cushion. It's the most beautiful blue. You remember.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, no, it's not. It's fucking pink.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, no, Nana, that's orange. I said, is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a lovely blue color. Well what

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<v Speaker 3>about this green one? Which was red? And it completely

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:25.480
<v Speaker 3>distracted her, didn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you've confused the child out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she probably thinks she's a daycon.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I've been like, I just thought I had

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<v Speaker 2>the colors figured out.

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<v Speaker 3>To me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it works. That time it worked well. I was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to brush her teeth and she was having meltdown

0:40:44.280 --> 0:40:46.799
<v Speaker 2>and Nana came in and said, and Laura's losing it

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<v Speaker 2>in the bath and then Nana came in and said,

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<v Speaker 2>is that a bird outside I can see? And Lola

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:56.919
<v Speaker 2>was like, shut up, now, I think I can see

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<v Speaker 2>a parrot outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Work, but distraction, distraction, and I think if you give

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<v Speaker 3>them a question, yeah, she probably she probably is thinking

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 3>that or doesn't know her colors yet. Yeah. But look,

0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 3>it's hard because quite often kids are just tired. It's

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:24.840
<v Speaker 3>the wrong time, big day, they don't want a bathroom.

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're tired. Yeah, yeah, you're you're right at the

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 3>end of your patients. Yeah. And they often happen around

0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:42.000
<v Speaker 3>about you know, rush hour, distraction, confusion. Oh, you know what, honestly, honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>just ignore. I know that's hard. I know I know that.

0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:53.400
<v Speaker 3>I know that's that is. But you can just talk

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 3>to them normally because they are if it's a mock tantrum,

0:41:56.600 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 3>they are expecting a response, and if they're not getting

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<v Speaker 3>the response they want, then it doesn't work. I mean,

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 3>it sounds all very simplistic and it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty complex.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, it is, and it is hard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard. It's easy now in this situation where there's

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<v Speaker 2>not a child in sight to say what to do,

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 2>but when you think of it and you do screaming child, Yeah,

0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 2>three four children are screaming.

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<v Speaker 3>But it worked pretty well. When you were in the

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<v Speaker 3>shopping island, you were screaming because you wanted a crunchy

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 3>bar and I said.

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<v Speaker 2>No and Mum would just go. I'm leaving him there.

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<v Speaker 1>He was left him just the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we have time for. If you would like

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<v Speaker 2>any questions for ask Ellie or ask Nana, let us

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<v Speaker 2>There's one more place you can go and throw questions

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<v Speaker 2>at us.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want me to give your address, and I

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<v Speaker 3>would love to hear back from Lola or Lucy.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go to Facebook and type in two Doting

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<v Speaker 1>from that page and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think she knows how to works. And if you would

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<v Speaker 2>like to win yourself a free case of stone wood

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<v Speaker 3>And can I just say I tried that Stonewood beer.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a beautiful beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good, very good.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, it really is a nice beer or.

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<v Speaker 1>Something we haven't spoken about you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lovely drop and there's a lovely drop. Wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to get out of here. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>do some washing for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I bring my washing as well. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you guys next week. Bye bye. Two Doting

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<v Speaker 1>peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land