1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: I had a giggle. I had a little chuckle on 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: the way here, and I'm sorry if the person it 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: happened to does listen, which I fucking highly doubt it. 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 1: What are the chances of that near my place? As 5 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: a dog park on the way here? So I pulled 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: up at the lights and it was quite busy because 7 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: it was right in school time. And I look over 8 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 1: and this guy has must have stepped in dog shit 9 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 1: in the dog park, and he's picked his foot up 10 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: to look at it. In doing so, he's lost balance. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: He's sort of like hand in his leg, and the 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: dog leash got caught up all together. He just went 13 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: into the dewy, wet grass, potentially still dog shit all 14 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: over the guy. And then the light went green and 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: I just left a great day. 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 2: Welcome back to two dating dads. I'm Maddie Jay and Mash. 17 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, 18 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 2: it is the bad, and the later. And if you've 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 2: come for advice, don't do it stop right now. There's 20 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 2: plenty of other podcasts out there that have intelligent people 21 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 2: speaking about parenting, but it is not Ash nor myself. 22 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: I'm plenty of intelligent, how dare you? 23 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 2: Are you? 24 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 3: Though? 25 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: Before we get into it, should we crack a little 26 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: cold beer, a little brusky little bruce key from Stonewood. 27 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,639 Speaker 1: We are drinking the Pacific ow she is my friend, 28 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,479 Speaker 1: before you are. 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 2: I'm sorry I've taken this sip. 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: Early April heard that Laura had tried on the stone Wood. 31 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: So she's trying to Stonewood. Look, she's not all the 32 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: way converted, but I'm working on it. She did enjoy 33 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: a little passion fruit tropical notes. Every other beer that 34 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: she's put to her mouse she's hated, So put the 35 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: right foot forward here. 36 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 2: Well, it's an easy drinking beer. It's approachable, it's not 37 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 2: too scary. It's subtle. 38 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: It's like juice. 39 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 2: It's like it's like juice, but a refreshing, hoppy type 40 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 2: of juice. 41 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: Yes, And the Pacific Al is the beer that puts 42 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: stone and wood on the map, getting its name from 43 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: the Pacific Ocean, coming from Byron Bay. It is Barron 44 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: Bay in a bottle question? When did you get a 45 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: beer fridge in your garage the day I was born? 46 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: So cheers the stone Wood. As always, we appreciate you 47 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: and allowing this episode to be possible. 48 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 2: So cheers, I'll do it. Cheers. Sorry for doing the 49 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 2: premature sip. Has your eyebrow? 50 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 1: I do have a pimple in my eyebrow right now. 51 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 2: I can't see it. No, oh there it is there. 52 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking hurts up. This morning, I was like, I've 53 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:35,959 Speaker 1: been shot. 54 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 2: Right on the little tip of your eyebrow. At least 55 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 2: it's hidden. 56 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,959 Speaker 1: It is hidden on here. That's why I haven't shaved 57 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,959 Speaker 1: with another one. Under here. 58 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 2: You're breaking out. You're going through puberty for the second time. 59 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: I could use a bit of extra length in my penis. 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: Also before we get into it. Obviously we had Oscars 61 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: party that has been and gone. 62 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 2: But so Wednesday, I think mum's come Ellie, do you 63 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 2: want to come down? Yeah, come on down, Come on down. 64 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 2: I just going to interrupt. Oh god, okay. Ellie is 65 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 2: currently yelling from the top of the stairs saying that 66 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 2: she was left in the dark regarding this episode. But 67 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 2: like you said, we record every single Wednesday. And then 68 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 2: when you guys knocked on the door, she was like, 69 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 2: who's that, I'm naked. 70 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: I didn't even knock. 71 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 2: Elle, Are you coming down? 72 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: Jesus credible? Getting yelled at what I was saying you 73 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: are father of toddler's toddler now now a young child 74 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: birthday of mind? 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 2: When does toddler stop? 76 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: But I think four drackon. 77 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 2: Okay, I still refer to Marley's being a toddler child. Okay, 78 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 2: I just don't like the idea of them growing up. 79 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: Yes, agreed, Actually no, disagree. I can't open the group 80 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: and move out anyway. When they have birthdays Christmas, you 81 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: get presents from people that you think, why the fuck 82 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: did you get me that? Why did you get this 83 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: child that? Because they've got it intentionally to annoy you. 84 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: So my parents, my mom found something at an opshop 85 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: and she thought, the kids will suck him up this, 86 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: but Ash will hate this because it's annoying. 87 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 2: This is something that would be he got for his birthday. 88 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,799 Speaker 2: Like I'm thinking about the microphone, the carry out, Yeah. 89 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: Remember the carry out similar thing also still in the garage, 90 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: hasn't been opened. That genius. 91 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 2: Get rid of that right now. 92 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: I was going to keep it because I thought, maybe just 93 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,559 Speaker 1: two mikes, maybe one day we could do something funny 94 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 1: with it. 95 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 2: Stuff the kids for us, it's not for them. 96 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: But my parents bought Oscar something annoying. For his birthday, 97 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: and I'm going to show you really quick. Great. First 98 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: of all, I'm going to show you that I want 99 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: you to guess what it is, Jesus Christ. 100 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 2: That looks like it could kill me. 101 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,799 Speaker 1: Okay, it looks like a bit of a megaphone. 102 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 2: That looks it looks like something you'd see in Men 103 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 2: in Black. Yeah, it does look like a man in 104 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:55,920 Speaker 2: black gun. 105 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: So I'm going to pull the trigger and give you 106 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: an idea of what this is. Let's say I'll do 107 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: it into the mind. 108 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 2: That is fucking amazing. It's a fart gun. Now are 109 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 2: these self recorded or are they like preloaded? 110 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: Imagine the guy's job it is to preload that. He's like, hey, 111 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 1: my god, one, let me record this one. Into the gun. 112 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: So it's a fart gun. 113 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 2: It's like an art deco design. 114 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: Looks like it's to make it obnoxious. 115 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 2: Look at like the little fart chamber at the top. 116 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: It gets worse. Okay, that one. That's what they got, Oscar. 117 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: Can I just give it a quick of course, pull 118 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,479 Speaker 1: the trigger, pull my finger. They should have made the 119 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: trigger a finger, and you pull it. 120 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 2: Brilliant, brilliant. You're in the wrong, wrong profession. 121 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: If that toy company is listening. It's so like annoying 122 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 1: because kids are so trigger happy. I've broken it, I'll 123 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:01,359 Speaker 1: be broken it. There's not enough switch, you might it's working. 124 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 1: It was from an op shop. 125 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 2: What's the RP on this? How much you pay? I 126 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 2: think she paid two bucks shown out to think we're 127 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 2: toys who have made this. 128 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: So there's this one. But as you know, Oscar is 129 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,679 Speaker 1: the eldest of my children and I have a younger child. 130 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: I don't know Macy And you think, oh, they'll just 131 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: share it. No, there's a mini version. 132 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 2: That is incredible, So that's going to be one of 133 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 2: the best fines from an op shop. 134 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 1: Surely this one is actually not that one was, but 135 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: this one was found after that one was found, and 136 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: they thought it'd be way funnier. Two give that and 137 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,679 Speaker 1: then go how annoying is this? But also how annoying 138 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: is it that your little sister now has one too. 139 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 2: You know what's funny is that they're not the same brand. 140 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: No, well, this one's like this, this is vintage. 141 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 2: That's vintage Old Man Father, and that's that's more progressive. 142 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,160 Speaker 2: That one's made in China. The Vietnamese fart gun sounds 143 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,920 Speaker 2: slightly different, and it's got an accent well, and they're 144 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 2: very different cuisines. 145 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: This is honey chicken, this is noodles. That's a Vermicelli salad. 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 2: Very good. 147 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: That's what I'm dealing with now, guys. So just a 148 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,679 Speaker 1: little tip for those who are buying presents for children, 149 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: don't get anything annoying. 150 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 2: Farts are always a great shout. Fat. I have turned 151 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 2: into you once again. Ash. It's funny how the world works. 152 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 2: It's flipped, it's flipped. 153 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm an impressionable young man. 154 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 2: Who would have thought when we started this podcast we've 155 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 2: been in a position twelve months later where you're the 156 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 2: one throwing the birthday parties and I'm the one that's 157 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 2: decided that I've had enough of birthday parties. 158 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: Oh yes, because it is Marley's birthday today, Marley's birthday. 159 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 2: As we record this Happy birthday to my beloved child. 160 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 1: I noticed that you sent a straight off Kindy center 161 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: of the kindy birthdays. 162 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 2: We gave her a happy birthday badge. 163 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 1: Happy birthday, does your kindya allow cake? Oh no? 164 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 2: Which is great though, which is great So because of 165 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 2: there's like a couple of kids with dietary allergies. They 166 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 2: make the birthday cake there and it's great because they 167 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 2: can't get the hair. The kids will do it together, 168 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 2: so they do like a. 169 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,239 Speaker 1: Make it out of play thom. 170 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, they like eat this. But it's perfect because it 171 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 2: means that you don't have to go out and you know, 172 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 2: get twenty thousand cupcakes. Yeah, we drop it off as well. 173 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,079 Speaker 1: Well, we just do the ones from like Woolies and Tiny. 174 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 2: Very good idea, but I think it's great. I love 175 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 2: the fact that we don't have to give the birthday 176 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 2: cake slash cupcakes to the kids. Marla's excited, except we 177 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 2: were like, man, we've done a big birthday party every 178 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 2: single year for Marley. 179 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: Big mistake. 180 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 2: You know what they're like, you know, as someone to 181 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 2: just come off the back end of a birthday party, 182 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 2: they're a fucking nightmare. Also really expensive, like when you're 183 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 2: like when you're add. 184 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 1: It all, we managed to get away with it pretty cheap. 185 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 2: Well, everyone I saw you at your birthday party. You 186 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 2: were get more dinosaur nuggets and chips and drinks. 187 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's at me broke dinosauggets. 188 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 2: And I'm just going to stop for a second because 189 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,439 Speaker 2: my beloved Ellie is now walking down the stairs. It 190 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 2: was looking fantastic. Wow, look at her hair. Give me 191 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,959 Speaker 2: the finger, settle down, Oh, relaxed. 192 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: If it wasn't for the membership card, I be broke. Yeah. 193 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,200 Speaker 2: But we decided we're going to do something just just 194 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:28,959 Speaker 2: the found family. 195 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. That's what I tried to tell 196 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: people when I got shamed for it. But people like 197 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,680 Speaker 1: you got and child of its birthday. 198 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 2: The outrage. People came at you with pitchforks and like 199 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 2: burning sticks. 200 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: Of my house. 201 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 2: We'll drag him outside and we'll hang him up by his. 202 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,960 Speaker 1: Neck, make an example of him. 203 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 2: So we decided that this is the year we'll do 204 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 2: something very quiet, nice in the backyard. Nice, just the cousins. Nice. 205 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 2: And it's good news for you because you don't have 206 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 2: to drive out an hour on the weekend. 207 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: I'll be here, give m something to do. 208 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 2: But we had an early birthday press birthday present, birthday 209 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 2: present for the kids. 210 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: Kids, kids, there's one. It's one kid's birthday. A are 211 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 1: you combining them? 212 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 2: I would It was actually a birthday gift for the 213 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 2: whole family. Ash, I I don't know how to tell you. 214 00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:22,640 Speaker 2: I don't want to freak you out. I don't panic. 215 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 2: It's not a big deal, isn't it. Everyone goes through this. 216 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 2: We're just going to come out and say, Okay, come 217 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 2: out and say it. Don't freak out. 218 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:33,960 Speaker 1: I was pregnant. 219 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 2: We have knits. It's happened. We've been taken down. 220 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 1: Why am I scratching my head? My god? Why did 221 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,719 Speaker 1: you drag me into this house with nips in it? 222 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,400 Speaker 2: Because the podcast was. 223 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: Just laying down over there on the on the thing 224 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 1: and it's funny close over there, kids closed, I just 225 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: what's the now? 226 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 2: Apparently they don't survive outside of the scalp for more 227 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 2: than like four hours. 228 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: Apparently, Okay, what time did the kids go to? Kindy? 229 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 2: We got one more hour and they're still kicking. 230 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 231 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 2: So my sister putting this on. My sister, her kids 232 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 2: have nets, Kate, and we said I never had knits 233 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 2: as a child, never, not once. I'm pretty sure because 234 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,839 Speaker 2: my hair is really thin, and unfortunately my two girls 235 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 2: have really thin hair. Also, Laura, we're a family of 236 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 2: thin haired people. 237 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: That's not good for you in the future. 238 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 2: Not good for me in the future, great for us 239 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 2: now because it means the knits like the thick hair. 240 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. And the thing is with thin hair too, it's 241 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 1: easy to get them out, easy to find them on 242 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,560 Speaker 1: the scale. Yeah, Unfortunately, I'm a house full of thick 243 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 1: haired people. 244 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,560 Speaker 2: Have you had knits before? Oh? 245 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was a kid, I had them a 246 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: few times because I had a mop of hair, and 247 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 1: you know how thick my hair. If you ran your 248 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 1: fingers to the back of in. 249 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 2: My mind, I would fucking love to do that. 250 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,559 Speaker 1: You wouldn't be able to get them out so thick. 251 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 1: And my mom's like that, Dad baled, that doesn't make 252 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,440 Speaker 1: a care. My sisters well, quite thick hit. 253 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 2: Macy, she's she's a thick haired child. 254 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 1: She has her thick hair. Osco maybe not so much. 255 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,600 Speaker 2: But have they had the girls? Sorry the girls? Oscar 256 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 2: as a boy has Oscar and Macy? Have they either 257 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 2: one had nits? Not yet? Na. Man, it's a fucking nightmare. 258 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 1: Oh I know, mate, I remember as a kid, my 259 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,760 Speaker 1: mom was like, what the fuck? And it's probably more prevalent, 260 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 1: you think, in primary schools than with kidney. You get 261 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: the alert like there's headlines going around. You just don't 262 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,959 Speaker 1: send them the next day, let them fumicate or whatever 263 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: they do. 264 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,600 Speaker 2: But we said to my sister after she warned us, 265 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 2: because we're hanging out all weekend. She goes, my kids 266 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,359 Speaker 2: have nits. 267 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: Just after you got a pre worn probably pre. 268 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,959 Speaker 2: Warn I wasn't listening, and we were like, look, we 269 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,880 Speaker 2: don't get nits. We're not a knit kind of family. 270 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 2: Appreciate the concern, but it's not me. I love the 271 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,320 Speaker 2: cock in it. 272 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: We don't get it around here for poor people. 273 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 2: Next day, I had a little look in Marley's hair 274 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 2: and I was like, holy shit. They were running everywhere 275 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:13,440 Speaker 2: in this house, and we like all weekend, we've done 276 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 2: multiple You know, you do have to put this oil 277 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,840 Speaker 2: in first, Let the oil sit for ten minutes and 278 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 2: the kids are like getting oil everywhere, like handprints all 279 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,559 Speaker 2: over the furniture. Have a solution, and then you've got 280 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,080 Speaker 2: to go through the comb. If the comb hurts, dude, 281 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 2: I did. I had to do it as well. 282 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 1: Is it the electric comb? We've seen those. It's an 283 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 1: electric will go through and just kills them on the 284 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,280 Speaker 1: spot as you're going through the hair instead of you 285 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 1: having to dig it out. It's like it might be dangerous. 286 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 1: It's like the flag zappas, but you know I love 287 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: killing insects. I didn't know I have a look into that. 288 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: I had the old school. 289 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 2: Laura was doing my hair and I've got some footage 290 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,400 Speaker 2: that I'll put in there. It fucking hurt. 291 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 1: It's so thin. 292 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 2: Oh dude, it just like this a solution, like I 293 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 2: need to hold onto as much as I can. 294 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: Shave their heads. Message you imagine. 295 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,559 Speaker 2: But okay, the big the big problem was, dude, you know. 296 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: Put the bold filter on them on the and be 297 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 1: like would this be okay? For a couple of weeks. 298 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,520 Speaker 2: We we didn't want to not send them to daycare 299 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 2: because because just before people come at me and start 300 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:25,960 Speaker 2: attacking me. This is on Saturday, and then Sunday we'd 301 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 2: like done like three or four treatments. The kids were fine, 302 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 2: kids were good, right, so they were good to go 303 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,080 Speaker 2: to daycare on Monday. Anyway, as we're walking in a daycare, 304 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 2: I'm dropping them off, and then Marley and Laula are like, hey, everyone, 305 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 2: we had nets on the weekend, and I'm like shit, 306 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 2: and I'm like no, no, no, it's fine, no more nets. 307 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 1: Just to show it, guys, I'm like, shut up, shut up. 308 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 2: Shut up, shut up. So okay, I'm going to say 309 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 2: that we're knit free at the moment. 310 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,360 Speaker 1: I'll be the judge of that. But if I'm itching 311 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 1: on the car in the car on the way home, 312 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: you my friend, I just want to trouble. 313 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 2: I want to warn people out there there. If you 314 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 2: do think that you are not at risk of knits, 315 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 2: just be careful because the moment you relax, the moment 316 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,000 Speaker 2: you stop worrying about them, that's when they attacked, and 317 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 2: they will fucking take you down. 318 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 1: No one's safe and Maddie Jay's message Maddie Jay's messages. 319 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,800 Speaker 1: Rich people can get this too. It's not just football, but. 320 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 2: It's don't discriminate. 321 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: They do not discriminate. 322 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 2: I will take anyone down, regardless of your income. 323 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: So knit free at the moment, which is good to hear. 324 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: I am presuming that we may have some knit conversations 325 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,280 Speaker 1: in the near future, because as they get older, they 326 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 1: bump heads together and all th all sorts of things, 327 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 1: and as their hair gets longer too, like with girls, 328 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: their hair gets longer all the time, and then they 329 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: Macie pulls her hair out of the thing's s I'm 330 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,840 Speaker 1: not looking forward to that. I forgot about knits, so 331 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,040 Speaker 1: just now sorry, but I did have them a lot 332 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:50,520 Speaker 1: as a kid. 333 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 2: I apologize U. 334 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 1: Matt Oscar has a new friend, and I want to 335 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: tell you about this new friend that's really sweet and 336 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: how new friendships start, they bloom, they blossom. This friendship 337 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 1: is with Siri. 338 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 2: Kids kids love Siri, so. 339 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: It's I quite often catch him asking Siri how she 340 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 1: slept or how she's feeling today. I've got some I've 341 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: got some footage that I want to show you. We'll 342 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 1: put this in for socials. Everybody did have a nice morning? 343 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 2: I love how he asks the second time, and he's 344 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 2: a bit like answering I said, did you have a 345 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 2: nice morning? 346 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: I know, and he sometimes at night he's like, good night, Siri. 347 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 1: I keep missing getting footage, but April's got some more footage. 348 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: But this is what I've got so far of him 349 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,080 Speaker 1: saying did you have a nice sleep? Or sometimes he 350 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: gets frustrated because, like you said, Sirih sometimes doesn't answer bad. 351 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 1: But like all good friendships, there's there's troubles. They have tips, 352 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 1: they have misunderstanding, peaks and troughs. Peaks and troughs. So, 353 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,679 Speaker 1: like I said, I get all friendships. It's this is 354 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,399 Speaker 1: no different. So I have another video. 355 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,639 Speaker 2: Gone through a rocky patch. 356 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: Of Oscar and Siri having it go through a little 357 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: bit of a rocky patch. Show why you're not listening 358 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: to me, Mike. So I was gonna get very frustrated 359 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 1: when Siri doesn't listen to him or searches for the 360 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,160 Speaker 1: wrong thing. 361 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 2: Siries sometimes a bit stupid. 362 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's be honest, but let's I wanted to bring 363 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 1: this friendship to light and then I'm just gonna give 364 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 1: you some updates to how it progresses over the next 365 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: couple of weeks because I feel like the friendship's really blossoming. 366 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 2: Does he understand But obviously the concept of Siri is 367 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 2: a bit much for a young child. Does he understand 368 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 2: that series not personally? Oyay? 369 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:00,440 Speaker 1: Cool? 370 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,359 Speaker 2: So I'm going to keep like that my Siri is 371 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,119 Speaker 2: a man's voice. 372 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,000 Speaker 1: You can change it. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. 373 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,680 Speaker 2: But when I'm in the car and I'm like, hey, 374 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,879 Speaker 2: sirih cool mom and I will be boy. 375 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: Call mom all right. 376 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 2: You can call me daddy though, and Marley's like, who's that. 377 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 2: I'm like, it's just Daddy's friend. She loves it. She 378 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,639 Speaker 2: loves it. When I talked to Siri, but they also 379 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,919 Speaker 2: like on the on the iPad, dude, they are when 380 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 2: it when it does work out and Siri responds in 381 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 2: the right way, the joy on their face. Yeah, it's 382 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 2: like they, you know, crack the code. What are you 383 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 2: going to say when when Oscar starts requesting, like can 384 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 2: I meet Siri there? 385 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 1: That'll be fun because what we'll do is we'll find 386 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 1: someone and we'll just say this is Siri. I think 387 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,440 Speaker 1: we should do that, introduce him to a fake Siri. Yeah, 388 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 1: I think we should definitely give that a go. Love 389 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:53,959 Speaker 1: that at some point, but also just on phones and 390 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,600 Speaker 1: like kids being like, who's that? I did send you 391 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:05,199 Speaker 1: something yesterday last night that was quite rude. It started 392 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 1: off as a news bulletin, do you recall? 393 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? 394 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,439 Speaker 1: Anyway, so someone got me with that. 395 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 2: But because we're not going to put this on socials 396 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 2: because it'll get us banned, it's one of those things 397 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 2: which men send each other where it's like I'll open 398 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 2: this up and it's just someone going. 399 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,439 Speaker 1: Ahh like making that noise and I got done with 400 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 1: it yesterday. 401 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 2: Was the smile on your face as you're telling this story. 402 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,360 Speaker 1: But trying to explain it to the kids because they 403 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 1: heard it from upstairs. They're like, what's that? And I 404 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 1: was just like, oh, it was just someone sent Daddy something. 405 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 1: I accidentally had it on too. It hurt my ears too, 406 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,080 Speaker 1: because I was so lady. 407 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,399 Speaker 2: It was just for people who want to get an 408 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,719 Speaker 2: insight into the type of content that Ash sends me. 409 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 2: It was a fake news bulletin, which then midway through 410 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 2: it transitioned to a big penis. I'd like, enormous penis 411 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:11,919 Speaker 2: taken from porno. And luckily I was in a place 412 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 2: where it was only me. I wasn't at the cafe 413 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:20,400 Speaker 2: in front of other people. And your reaction right now 414 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,280 Speaker 2: is exactly how I thought. You react, just so proud 415 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 2: of yourself. 416 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: People got it. I hadn't made It was like I 417 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,680 Speaker 1: was literally laying your bed next to next to my wife, 418 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 1: and I was like, because because it starts off so 419 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,960 Speaker 1: low in volume, He's like, I had to turn it 420 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: right out. 421 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:42,560 Speaker 2: Very clever, very very Hey. Before we get into petty couples, 422 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,399 Speaker 2: I just want to get a quick update on Macy, 423 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 2: how she's going health wise. I know you've been dealing 424 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,680 Speaker 2: with a sick. 425 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: But yeah, she's chesty. 426 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 2: I feel like everyone's chesty. Right now. 427 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:00,359 Speaker 1: She's like really bad, like when I got home yesterday, like. 428 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 2: Love, and I was like, brothers, has she been snotty 429 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:10,840 Speaker 2: as well? 430 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 1: Or just coffee? And that's the thing too. She came 431 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 1: she gave me a kiss last night before she went 432 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 1: to bed. 433 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 2: And You're like, oh salty and. 434 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,600 Speaker 1: No, no no, and she must have have had snort 435 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,280 Speaker 1: and gone like that. 436 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 2: She wiped it over her cheek and she's like. 437 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 1: Going half kissed me with the cheek and going like that, 438 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: and I was like, why the fuck is my face 439 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:29,959 Speaker 1: so wet? 440 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 3: Not? 441 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,800 Speaker 2: What do your kids do? 442 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:34,280 Speaker 1: Like? 443 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 2: Can your kids do they know how to blow their 444 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,000 Speaker 2: nose yet? 445 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? 446 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,120 Speaker 2: Because mine don't. They like, what do you mean they 447 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 2: like the concept of blowing the nose? 448 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 1: Do? 449 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 2: They go? So both Marley and Lola, in addition to 450 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 2: the nets, which fine they are, they're both really snotty, 451 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 2: like chesty as well. And I can hear I can 452 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 2: hear the like this because there's got so much stock 453 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 2: build up, and I'm like, you got to blow your nose, 454 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 2: so put the tissue of the nose and they just 455 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 2: go no, no, no, no, no, no no no, do that, 456 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:11,359 Speaker 2: but three nose And then they're like I'm they can't 457 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 2: work it out, dude. I'm like trying to. 458 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,080 Speaker 1: Their ears pop. I think that is what that makes 459 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,200 Speaker 1: them feel like they're blowing out there is. 460 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 2: It's like poor Marley, dude, she's so snotty and what 461 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,679 Speaker 2: she does right now is oh, man, do that and 462 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 2: then swallows it and she does it all day dude. 463 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 2: Last night when she went to bed, as she lay 464 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 2: down and went to sleep, it was horizontal. All that 465 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,439 Speaker 2: phleme was built up. There was so much of it. 466 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:49,400 Speaker 2: She vomited just this like insane like mukissy patch was unbelievable, 467 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,760 Speaker 2: and then she was like, oh that's better, no. 468 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,399 Speaker 1: Shit, and all of a sudden, I'm hungry. 469 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 2: I'm like, just learn how to blow your nose or 470 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 2: I'm like, when you like, do you do the like? 471 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 1: Do you do the snot ccer? You've used the snot socer? 472 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it, but it's never. 473 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: We've used it. Pretty It's actually it's pretty good. I 474 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: used it. 475 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,439 Speaker 2: Do you have how does it work again? 476 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,920 Speaker 1: Like that? But sorry, how does it work again? 477 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 2: Because you don't want to you have to put one 478 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,399 Speaker 2: thing up one of the nostrils of the kid and 479 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:28,320 Speaker 2: then do you say it's an electric one? You when 480 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 2: you're electric? Fucking nick hone, you're electric. You're welcome to 481 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 2: the future. 482 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 1: You are welcome. Yeah, and start trek, welcome to the future. 483 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 2: What kind of do you have? 484 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,880 Speaker 1: It's a nuclear do you think it is? It's made 485 00:23:52,880 --> 00:24:00,159 Speaker 1: from nuclear energy? Emily Cross out there, you kill it? 486 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,199 Speaker 1: It's electric? No one, it's a pull start, but the 487 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: electric one go. It's it's just pressed about like electric toothbrush. 488 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: But it sucks into like a I'll get it, I'll 489 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 1: bring it in. I'll show you. 490 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 2: Poor kids. Kids are worried that's going to suck out 491 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,200 Speaker 2: their brains. 492 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:25,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably it's actually manufactured by Dyson. Uh No, 493 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 1: it's not. That's about Jake. Anyway. It says sucker and 494 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,280 Speaker 1: it's got all these different attachments. 495 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 2: Thank you for clarifying. 496 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 1: And it goes to that people know what I'm talking about. 497 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,439 Speaker 1: But good. Also, another thing you can do is you 498 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 1: can turn like get them in the steam. Do you 499 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 1: have a like a uky Bear steamer? 500 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,439 Speaker 2: We had one, we had electric. 501 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,360 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you know what electricity is. 502 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 2: We don't have a uky Bear steamer, but. 503 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 1: They're good that'll really loosen up the flame. Jesus, I'm 504 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,399 Speaker 1: an expert. 505 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 2: You are an expert on the flame. 506 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: I've got signal problems a lot. I have done my 507 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 1: whole life. Same with my sister. She's really bad. My 508 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,480 Speaker 1: sisters are the sort of person who is alerted to everything. 509 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:15,639 Speaker 1: Dust might that's about it anyway. Anyway, let's love about me. 510 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 2: Let's get into petty Okay, petty couple. 511 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,200 Speaker 1: Welcome down the street, petty couple. 512 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,760 Speaker 2: They can I like me couple. I love you, but 513 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:30,919 Speaker 2: in the. 514 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: Tune, no one can push me quite like you. All Right, 515 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,360 Speaker 1: I'll go first because I demand stage. 516 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 2: Can I just say people have requested that we do 517 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,800 Speaker 2: a song, like a fully fledged song. 518 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that. Sorry pal, Sorry, I've been suggesting 519 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:50,679 Speaker 1: it for ages. 520 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,879 Speaker 2: Come in with a good news would be coming in. 521 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's riff, give me give me a 522 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 1: beat anyway? Sorry, so fucking around, I'm tiny, run out. 523 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,399 Speaker 2: Of time, Stop having fun? 524 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,240 Speaker 1: I stop it, I refuse. 525 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 2: This is this is something's happened. Did you have sex 526 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,199 Speaker 2: last night? 527 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:12,480 Speaker 3: No? 528 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,679 Speaker 1: No, I got a shot yesterday. Oh yeah, fucking flatter 529 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: you are off your face. I'm going to get one. 530 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 1: Everything we should invest in it that I get one 531 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: every week for the good of the podcast. For people 532 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,200 Speaker 1: who don't know, Ash had had an immunity boost yesterday 533 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: IV infusion. 534 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 2: With mercury magnesium. You know what mercury? Definitely don't you 535 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 2: a deep sea fish that we know of. 536 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 1: Let me know. My brain is working overtime today. 537 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,359 Speaker 2: Petty couples ship, Will we ever get there? Probably not? 538 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: No, Crystal, we don't give a fuck based story. Sorry, sorry, 539 00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,960 Speaker 1: this is from Crystal. Crystal. Crystal Ball is her Crystal Ball? Okay, sorry, Garry, 540 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,520 Speaker 1: that's not her real name. Everyone settled down? 541 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 2: Did everyone just relax? 542 00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:26,240 Speaker 1: Feeling a lot of pressure? All right, calm down? Would you? Okay, 543 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:38,919 Speaker 1: you go first? Now I get through it. Okay, this 544 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: is from Crystal. Mm hmmm. Partner and I were at 545 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:47,280 Speaker 1: a barbecue. My husband clocked off from dad duties as always. Later, 546 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,439 Speaker 1: when our toddler poop, I asked him to get nappy 547 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,119 Speaker 1: and wipes from the car. Then I hid in the 548 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: toilet so when he got back he had no choice 549 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 1: but to do it. Very good, that's brilliant. I could 550 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,199 Speaker 1: hear him changing bubbs in the laundry right near me, 551 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,280 Speaker 1: and I refuse to make a sound or come out 552 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,720 Speaker 1: until the nappy was disposed of by him and him alone. 553 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 2: Good, good, good, very good. Also, that guy needs to 554 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 2: fucking step up. 555 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, you don't clock off from dad duties. 556 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 2: Of all the tasks of toddlers changing the nappy, I 557 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,480 Speaker 2: think it's the easiest. 558 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: It's the stinkiest. 559 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,560 Speaker 2: I don't mind that. Before I get into this one, 560 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 2: I have done something. It's very it's very low on 561 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 2: the petty scale, like it's barely enough to make a mention. 562 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,439 Speaker 2: But I mentioned it anyway. Laura wants cups of tea 563 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,720 Speaker 2: at nighttime. I make a cup of tea. Laura goes, 564 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,320 Speaker 2: are you making a cup of tea? I'll love a 565 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 2: cup of tea, and it'd be fine, But Laura fucking 566 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,080 Speaker 2: wants honey in it. And it's just, you know, you 567 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 2: know what honey's like, dude. You know, I give like 568 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 2: one little squirt and then all of a sudden, it's 569 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 2: fucking everywhere I gets all over there. 570 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 1: That's what she. 571 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 2: And so now I fucking don't make. 572 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,640 Speaker 1: It with honey, and she doesn't know. 573 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 2: She never and also she never fucking drinks it because 574 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 2: she's always like, oh, that's a bit hot. I'll let 575 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 2: it call down for a second and then never goes 576 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 2: back to it. And then when as I go to 577 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 2: bed and I'm cleaning up the fucking kitchen bench, I 578 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,040 Speaker 2: find a cup cup of tea, So now I don't 579 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 2: put the honey in it. God, I'm a badass. 580 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:24,000 Speaker 1: I'm so glad I got that anyway. But here we 581 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:24,440 Speaker 1: got next. 582 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 2: That's petty. 583 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: That's that's pretty petty. That's pretty just ga vid memories shaking. 584 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 2: As I give her a tea, I'm like, here you go. 585 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 2: This one is from Anonymous, must be juice Anonymous Anonymous. 586 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 2: When my partner showers, he likes to clear out his 587 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,240 Speaker 2: nose and we end up with not on the walls 588 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,440 Speaker 2: and showers screen that he doesn't even bother to wash 589 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 2: off Afterwards's he doing it? Teach Morley how to do that? 590 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,760 Speaker 1: Get him over. 591 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 2: Once? Oh? 592 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: I can't say, though, clearing those out in the shower a. 593 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 2: Magic. 594 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: That one that one minute where you've got an empty 595 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,960 Speaker 1: nose in your laugh it's this air feels like it 596 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: goes through steam. I love that steam steam machine. 597 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 2: Once dried, it's not easy to remove. And I've asked 598 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 2: him to be mindful of this, but he doesn't listen. Fuck, 599 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,200 Speaker 2: that's annoying. I am the one who has to deal 600 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,240 Speaker 2: with it. She does all the household cleaning. 601 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to know what she's done. I really do. 602 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,680 Speaker 1: I really want to know what she's done to get 603 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,400 Speaker 1: back at him for this. 604 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 2: We'll keep going. So when she does a shower and 605 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 2: she sees the snot on the walls or shower screen, oh, 606 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 2: I clean it off with his toothbrush. 607 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,880 Speaker 1: Oo, oh my god. 608 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,920 Speaker 2: His toothbrush is not there. I use his body scrubber. 609 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,760 Speaker 1: Oh oh man, oh my god. 610 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 2: If I was here, I just take a ship in 611 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 2: the shower. 612 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: Just try and stamp on the drain. 613 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, just leave it there and be liked, dude, I'll 614 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 2: get rid of the ship once he stopped putting his 615 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 2: snot everywhere. 616 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 1: No, because that could really backfive with her, because he 617 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,360 Speaker 1: could just be like, well, I'm gonna start shopping there too, 618 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: and then I don't really mind. 619 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,680 Speaker 2: But also like, how hard is it to do your 620 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 2: bushman's blow in the shower and then like wash it down? 621 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 2: They're like, what the what's he doing? 622 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: How wide are his nostrils that they're splattering on the walls. 623 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 1: That's usually it's like a straight down what's what is? 624 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: I don't know how he's doing it. 625 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,720 Speaker 2: That's yeah, i'd get that checked out. 626 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,560 Speaker 1: I would definitely what Once again, we are not medical physicians, 627 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,880 Speaker 1: but you should get that checked out. 628 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 2: Definitely have that look that's. 629 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:43,800 Speaker 1: Disgusting and look honestly, he probably doesn't even know that it. 630 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 2: Don't try. Yeah, I was going to say that. 631 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,000 Speaker 1: I was like that, does I have? I have tried 632 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,080 Speaker 1: to clean a dried up booger on a wall in 633 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 1: a shower, very hard. It gets like concrete. Maybe they 634 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,360 Speaker 1: should start making the roads out of it. There is potholes. 635 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 1: There's an idea. This guy I want to think. Now 636 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: get him into. 637 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 2: Let's drag out Ellie. Oh wait before we do that. 638 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,520 Speaker 2: Before we do that, have you. 639 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: Got the key? 640 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,760 Speaker 2: You know? I didn't lock it unfortunately, should get one 641 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 2: of those with the code, Elle Darling, Ellie, thank you 642 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,000 Speaker 2: for jumping on the podcast. Before we start, as I 643 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 2: want to let you know that Mum is currently dealing 644 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 2: with issues with the cat. 645 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: Cat the bathroom to do a WII and the cat. 646 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: Right there, I did accidentally on the cat. I'm sorry. 647 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 2: That's so fine. It's nice to what Ellie's doing in 648 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 2: the cat at the moment, because the cat did to 649 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 2: be gold ship in mum's bedroom. 650 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,440 Speaker 1: In the bedroom cats ship stink. 651 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 3: Oh it really. 652 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,240 Speaker 1: Did thought that stinky cat food would come out smelling worse. 653 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, by thank you for jumping on the podcast, 654 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,239 Speaker 2: and thank you for doing the story the other day. 655 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 2: Took us about an hour to do the Ask Ellie questions. 656 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: You're professional. 657 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 2: It's a good thing. You're better at podcasting than you 658 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,200 Speaker 2: are doing Instagram stories. Lots of questions, lots of not 659 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,480 Speaker 2: deer in headlights. Everyone wants to hear from Ellie. For 660 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 2: our new little segment calling it Ask Kelly. 661 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: We need a theme song for us. 662 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,480 Speaker 2: We did have a question that ash. I'll put this 663 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,080 Speaker 2: one on you. I prefer to ask Kelly Ellie like 664 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 2: ask Nana. 665 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,480 Speaker 3: I just thought it gave it some authority as. 666 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 2: We'll let it marinate. We may change it for next week, 667 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,400 Speaker 2: but for now it's called Ask Kelly. And the very 668 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 2: first question is. 669 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 1: This is from Lucy. Okay, we should get some of 670 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,520 Speaker 1: the who wants tense? 671 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 3: Hi Lucy, Yes. 672 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: She wants to know do you raise boys and girls differently? 673 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,600 Speaker 1: Would you have you wow? 674 00:33:53,800 --> 00:34:01,440 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I think we all know, whether you want 675 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 3: to acknowledge it or not, but boys and girls are different? 676 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,600 Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? 677 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,960 Speaker 3: They have different body pards. Do you not know. 678 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,720 Speaker 2: That boys are a nightmare as kids? Awful? 679 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 1: Awful? 680 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,880 Speaker 2: I've seen your kid like he's trying. 681 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 1: To dress him. 682 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 3: It is a generalization, yes, but okay, looking at our family. 683 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 2: We're a family of four boys and one girl. 684 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,759 Speaker 3: Ye, so all Kate ever wanted was a Barbie doll 685 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 3: and all you boys ever wanted was a gun, and 686 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,880 Speaker 3: none of you got. 687 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,800 Speaker 1: Of, say, a toy gun. Elie. 688 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,800 Speaker 3: But no, the first time, the first time the boys, 689 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 3: the boys had lamb chops. They ate the meat. And 690 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,320 Speaker 3: then the next thing was they were using the chop 691 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,120 Speaker 3: the bone as a gun. 692 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,839 Speaker 2: To shake each other. 693 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 3: And I thought was in prison. 694 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,400 Speaker 2: I was obsessed with Rambo. 695 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, no, I think, I think. I think the 696 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,640 Speaker 3: main thing to remember is, yes, they are all different. 697 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 3: I tried to bring you guys up all the same. 698 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 3: I think the thing to remember is just to embrace 699 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,480 Speaker 3: the differences. Don't be afraid that they are different. Just 700 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:31,120 Speaker 3: go along with whatever they're comfortable in doing. I mean, 701 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,160 Speaker 3: I tried to introduce the same things. You even did ballet. 702 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,160 Speaker 3: Remember doing ballet with Cakes? 703 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,560 Speaker 1: I thought I would be ars. 704 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,760 Speaker 3: No, you didn't like it. Kate wanted to do ballet, 705 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,399 Speaker 3: and I thought, well, the boys. 706 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,359 Speaker 1: Can do it, so yeah, well I have a boy 707 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,520 Speaker 1: and a girl, so they definitely You must see difference. 708 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:53,319 Speaker 1: I do now. 709 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:53,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. 710 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 1: Starting off, I kind of thought what worked for Oscar 711 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 1: is going to work for Macy. But that's not true. 712 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 3: I think people who say you can treat them all 713 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,640 Speaker 3: exactly the same have not had children and have not 714 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,759 Speaker 3: had mixed sex families. Because they are different doesn't mean 715 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,840 Speaker 3: that anybody's better or worse. Kate was very much the 716 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,320 Speaker 3: organizer a very early age, and that's typical of girls. 717 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,320 Speaker 3: They do develop earlier than boys. 718 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,400 Speaker 1: Is much more organized. 719 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:30,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, what about when it comes to discipline, exactly the same. 720 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,880 Speaker 1: One of them harder than the boys. 721 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,080 Speaker 3: Were very compliant when they were younger, Going clean your room, 722 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,359 Speaker 3: They would go and clean the room. Kate, go clean 723 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:40,799 Speaker 3: your room? 724 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:46,400 Speaker 1: Neck you yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, it's definitely different. I 725 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,439 Speaker 1: mean with Oscar it was kind of like, it's weird 726 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,480 Speaker 1: because I sort of see Macy as like she's too 727 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,799 Speaker 1: sweet to get angry. 728 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 3: With o that's very dangerous girl. 729 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, the same. Also, lately she's just getting cheek here 730 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,839 Speaker 1: and cheek here, and I've found myself getting frustrated. But 731 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,040 Speaker 1: it takes much more for me to get frustrated with 732 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,960 Speaker 1: her than it does with him. 733 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:15,279 Speaker 3: I tend to think boys generally respond to do it, 734 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,800 Speaker 3: do it now? Please? 735 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:17,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? 736 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 3: With girls, you say, would you rather clean your room now? 737 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 3: Or would you rather do be and then clean your room? 738 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,680 Speaker 3: If you give them the choice? 739 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,880 Speaker 1: Very true. I find myself giving Macy choices and Oscar demands. 740 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,400 Speaker 1: Yea interesting difference. Yeah, But I subconsciously do that, like 741 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 1: it's just a action because I know if I say 742 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 1: to Macey, do this, she's like no. 743 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,400 Speaker 2: But do you think your expectations are high? With Oscar 744 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,400 Speaker 2: because he's older, there's probably. 745 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 1: A little bit of that too. 746 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,960 Speaker 3: But they also say that we give information to girls. 747 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,360 Speaker 3: We give a lot more verbal instruction with always it stop, 748 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 3: don't do that, go over there, whereas girls we explain 749 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 3: things more. 750 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,600 Speaker 1: If I say to either you eat this sandwich or 751 00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,520 Speaker 1: eat this, She'll be like, she'll make a decision. 752 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. 753 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,719 Speaker 1: With Oscar, if I'm like eat it okay. 754 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,759 Speaker 2: Question number two okay is early question number two comes 755 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,200 Speaker 2: in Lola, Lola, only assume it's not my log. Yeah, 756 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,759 Speaker 2: it could be actually got my funds. My password could 757 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,839 Speaker 2: be her, but she wants to know. Do you have 758 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,320 Speaker 2: any tips for diffusing toddler tantrums? 759 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,600 Speaker 3: Hmmm, well, child psychologists will tell you that you can 760 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:40,799 Speaker 3: break tantrums down into three three categories. You've got emotional tantrums, 761 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:46,400 Speaker 3: so that separation, anxiety, and you've got situational tantrums where 762 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,319 Speaker 3: they don't want to get in the car to go 763 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,800 Speaker 3: and see Nana. And then they've got what they call 764 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,000 Speaker 3: mock tantrums. Some people might say they're all mock. 765 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,799 Speaker 1: Does that mean all right? 766 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,080 Speaker 3: It just means that they are putting. I mean, I'm 767 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,640 Speaker 3: not trivializing how the kid is feeling. But a mock 768 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:11,120 Speaker 3: tantrum is something they do to manipulate the situation. 769 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,440 Speaker 2: You know, So as when you see, like it's a 770 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,319 Speaker 2: video of a child having a massive meltdown, child is 771 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,880 Speaker 2: losing it. They want something and in the second they 772 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 2: get the toy, the tantrum. 773 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,160 Speaker 1: PSTO a really good video of Macey having an absolute meltdown, 774 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,359 Speaker 1: and I was like, do you want an ice bocke? 775 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you know what. That is a distraction, And 776 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,960 Speaker 3: I actually and a distract. We all know about distracting kids, 777 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,080 Speaker 3: but I actually tried this with one of my grandchildren 778 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,879 Speaker 3: just the other day. 779 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,960 Speaker 2: Name and shame. Who was it? 780 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,920 Speaker 1: No, Lola? 781 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:51,960 Speaker 3: You know. Anyway, she was in the throes of this tantrum. 782 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,400 Speaker 3: I think she'd even forgotten what she wanted. And I 783 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,439 Speaker 3: don't know whether you remember you were there, and I 784 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:03,400 Speaker 3: just said to Lola, I picked up this orange cushion 785 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,680 Speaker 3: and I said, you know what, I just love this 786 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,760 Speaker 3: blue cushion. It's the most beautiful blue. You remember. 787 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,720 Speaker 2: She said, no, it's not. It's fucking pink. 788 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,760 Speaker 3: She said, no, Nana, that's orange. I said, is it? 789 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,840 Speaker 3: I thought it was a lovely blue color. Well what 790 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,600 Speaker 3: about this green one? Which was red? And it completely 791 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,480 Speaker 3: distracted her, didn't it. 792 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've confused the child out of it. 793 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, and she probably thinks she's a daycon. 794 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,520 Speaker 2: And now I've been like, I just thought I had 795 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 2: the colors figured out. 796 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:38,719 Speaker 3: To me. 797 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,880 Speaker 2: Sometimes it works. That time it worked well. I was 798 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,200 Speaker 2: trying to brush her teeth and she was having meltdown 799 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,799 Speaker 2: and Nana came in and said, and Laura's losing it 800 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,000 Speaker 2: in the bath and then Nana came in and said, 801 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,680 Speaker 2: is that a bird outside I can see? And Lola 802 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:56,919 Speaker 2: was like, shut up, now, I think I can see 803 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,080 Speaker 2: a parrot outside. 804 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:05,000 Speaker 3: Work, but distraction, distraction, and I think if you give 805 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:11,040 Speaker 3: them a question, yeah, she probably she probably is thinking 806 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:17,160 Speaker 3: that or doesn't know her colors yet. Yeah. But look, 807 00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,960 Speaker 3: it's hard because quite often kids are just tired. It's 808 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,840 Speaker 3: the wrong time, big day, they don't want a bathroom. 809 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm tired. 810 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're tired. Yeah, yeah, you're you're right at the 811 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,840 Speaker 3: end of your patients. Yeah. And they often happen around 812 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 3: about you know, rush hour, distraction, confusion. Oh, you know what, honestly, honestly, 813 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,400 Speaker 3: just ignore. I know that's hard. I know I know that. 814 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:53,400 Speaker 3: I know that's that is. But you can just talk 815 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,520 Speaker 3: to them normally because they are if it's a mock tantrum, 816 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,880 Speaker 3: they are expecting a response, and if they're not getting 817 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,560 Speaker 3: the response they want, then it doesn't work. I mean, 818 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,880 Speaker 3: it sounds all very simplistic and it's not. 819 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,160 Speaker 1: It's pretty complex. 820 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,000 Speaker 3: It is, it is, and it is hard. 821 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,879 Speaker 2: It's hard. It's easy now in this situation where there's 822 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,960 Speaker 2: not a child in sight to say what to do, 823 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 2: but when you think of it and you do screaming child, Yeah, 824 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,120 Speaker 2: three four children are screaming. 825 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,879 Speaker 3: But it worked pretty well. When you were in the 826 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,880 Speaker 3: shopping island, you were screaming because you wanted a crunchy 827 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,000 Speaker 3: bar and I said. 828 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,680 Speaker 2: No and Mum would just go. I'm leaving him there. 829 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 1: He was left him just the other day. 830 00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,680 Speaker 2: That's what we have time for. If you would like 831 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,520 Speaker 2: any questions for ask Ellie or ask Nana, let us 832 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,279 Speaker 2: know what you think. Send it through either dm us 833 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,720 Speaker 2: at two Doting Dads on Instagram, or you can email 834 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,560 Speaker 2: us at Hello at two Doting Dads dot com or ash. 835 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,800 Speaker 2: There's one more place you can go and throw questions 836 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:47,080 Speaker 2: at us. 837 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,200 Speaker 3: You don't want me to give your address, and I 838 00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:55,640 Speaker 3: would love to hear back from Lola or Lucy. 839 00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,839 Speaker 1: You can go to Facebook and type in two Doting 840 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,000 Speaker 1: day has joined the conversation there. We have banned Ellie 841 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 1: from that page and I. 842 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,719 Speaker 2: Think she knows how to works. And if you would 843 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,719 Speaker 2: like to win yourself a free case of stone wood 844 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,880 Speaker 2: sent directly to your door, all you have to do 845 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,600 Speaker 2: is share a story on Instagram of you listening to 846 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,120 Speaker 2: two Doting Dads tag us take stone Wood follow both accounts. 847 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,799 Speaker 2: We will pick someone at the end of each week 848 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,920 Speaker 2: to win that case of beer and Ellie. Before we go, 849 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,760 Speaker 2: I have to say, if you'd enjoyed this episode, please 850 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,680 Speaker 2: give us a review, a few starts, a couple of comments, 851 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,880 Speaker 2: and send it to anyone who you think will benefit 852 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,640 Speaker 2: from listening to Two Dads and one Nana. 853 00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,439 Speaker 3: And can I just say I tried that Stonewood beer. 854 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,000 Speaker 3: It is a beautiful beer. 855 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,719 Speaker 2: Very good, very good. 856 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,680 Speaker 3: No, no, it really is a nice beer or. 857 00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:44,799 Speaker 1: Something we haven't spoken about you. 858 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,279 Speaker 2: It's a lovely drop and there's a lovely drop. Wrong. 859 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,640 Speaker 2: We have to get out of here. You have to 860 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,600 Speaker 2: do some washing for us. 861 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,800 Speaker 1: Actually I bring my washing as well. It's okay. 862 00:43:54,080 --> 00:44:02,680 Speaker 2: We'll see you guys next week. Bye bye. Two Doting 863 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,879 Speaker 2: Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia 864 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,520 Speaker 2: and the connections to land, sea and community. 865 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,280 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 866 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,440 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander 867 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,120 Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land