WEBVTT - #105: Dumb It Down, David 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.399 I think that people. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.680 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:21.200 No? 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:22.319 You know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.560 I had it in the car on the way home 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.800 and I didn't have a spood, so I was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.479 an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:26.759 a whole. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.080 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.199 being fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.160 You haven't been thinking about the right person. 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:42.960 Goodness, may this is just I'm still to play a 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:44.040 couple of minches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.720 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:49.199 this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:54.440 Sorry? Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:58.400 Kum Yes, hello everyone, Hello, Hello, Hello Michel Coombes. Wow 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:02.480 are you now you know what? Nothing? Nothing? Met Gala? 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.560 Great chat? Good assle? 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:06.280 People still talking about the met Gala. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.240 I'm so over it. I saw an article that was 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.200 it was clickbait, which I always clicked, by the way, 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:14.160 it was which Kardashian was booed upon entry of the 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.280 met Galla and I clicked it and it was none 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:18.640 of them. It was a Star Wars actor, but she 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.240 was behind him, which the lad was shot. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:22.040 None of them. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.160 They're all alive and work. No, they were shot but 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:27.000 by a camera. It's so stupid. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.200 Hey, here's some goths that I'm sure we'll make some 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.800 of our horny listeners very thrilled. Oh god, yeah, our 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.520 contraceptive diaphragm Sam is single again. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.959 Oh so yeah, he's available. 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:40.080 Hello, darlings, how are we. 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:40.360 Look at you? 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.160 Trying to put on your sexy voice now that you're 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:50.840 a free man. Well, oh my god, that did something 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:51.080 to me. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:55.520 His first sexy voice was just mister bean, hello, missus 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.360 doubtfire role player going on there? 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.480 Oh there, where you go be a naughty kid. So 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.400 he didn't have a Tinder happily ever after, like you. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.480 No, no, give us back that Tinder Gold membership. Although 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.559 we have some lying around. We could probably check another one. 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:07.440 His way, if you could. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.680 That would be the light you're on the prowl. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.919 Already actually, to be honest, no, not at all. 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:14.560 Don't you forget about it then, idiots, there's no points 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:15.480 fliding into dms. 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.440 Didn't you see some at a gay club on the weekend? 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:18.840 I did, not being gay. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:22.679 Sam, you can't do that. You're come into our bathing base. Yeah, 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.240 that's like eating a big mac at a subway. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:27.079 I did feel bad about it, actually in a way 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:29.959 because the next day I was like, am I doing 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.680 the wrong thing by going there and not being gay? 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:33.680 I feel like. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.720 I'm just you need to be gay next time? 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:35.959 Please? 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:37.079 Oh, okay, I'll get some glitter. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.639 Speaking of horny, Guess who else is? 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:39.400 Hi? 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:39.840 Jenna? 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:43.880 Hi Jenna? Hello, you're still single? Darlan? 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:44.200 Yeah? 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:45.400 I am Yeah? 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:45.639 Good? 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:45.920 Good? 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:47.720 Any anything on the horizon there? 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.560 Nah? No one. No, she's not one for details, did she? 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:52.040 No? 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:52.400 Not? 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.640 No. I feel like if Jenner were to bring someone 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.400 into this studio and say that a partner, it would 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.160 be like a doctor would be someone she met I 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.840 was getting a dental clean and we fell in love. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.760 That's what I want to happen. That's what I wish 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.440 for my future, to just meet someone out and about, 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:11.919 like acidental friend or something. Not that there's anything wrong 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.440 with meeting people on a dating app. I mean, look 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:13.680 at you. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:16.679 Yeah, well yeah, very true, very true. Social media love 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.880 and fantasy, Ginny, you could meet someone on cat Daily. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:21.280 That's the app that you're on all the time. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.040 Oh yeah, all Christian Maatch dot. 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:28.080 Com Yeah, Christian one. Yeah yeah, the Crochet and cock 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.079 the I haven't. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.799 Been on that one for a while, but I'll check 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.359 it out tonight. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.320 What do we have on this fucking show today? What 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:35.760 are we doing? 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:36.280 I don't know. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:37.760 Look all, we're doing a TikTok school. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.680 I know that much. Yes, we are doing a TikTok school. Yeah, 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.600 and a very interesting one at that. I think the 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.720 show's about to change. All I'm going to say I did. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.320 Forget to ask last week how is the guestbooking going? 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.520 Because I can put you back in probation again. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.080 It's good, Sure, it's good. I've got someone, but the 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:55.360 quantus delays and the staff issues at the airport, none 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.600 of them can get into town. And I can't stop 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.840 no one getting into town. I'm happy for a zoom No, 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.760 it's no. People are over zoom. People are over zoom. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:05.720 How many Zoom interviews have you done before? 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.120 My god, six, you. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.280 Can't use quantus as a fucking excuse. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.160 I have been emailing, and there are emails out and 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:14.840 we will have guests, but today there's. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:15.720 No do you reckon? He's going to have to go 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:16.640 back on probation soon. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:19.560 If there's no guests, you can't put me back on probation. 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.960 I can because the condition was the guest book what 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.920 about you? We were meant to have Ben Bloody Fordham 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.040 on to celebrate our one hundredth episode, and that never 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.200 came true. I'm not convinced that was even booked. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.480 That was partially our fault, though, because we mucked him round. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.680 We canceled on him twice because of our varying health issues. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.599 I had COVID you had. God knows I was fat. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.240 I have followed up a bunch of times. 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.400 But I think like his producer just is ignoring me 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.040 now because I think, yeah, we' mucked him around him 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:41.280 many time. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.239 To be fair, they've got the Prome Minister's offers barking 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:46.200 up their email chain. I highly doubt Mitchell Coomb's Gmail 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:46.640 is true. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:48.120 I just thought, as a friend of the show, he'd 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.320 been easy get. But nah, why don't we just call. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.520 Let's a cold call him now, Yeah, we have his number. Yeah, 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.080 just do it then, because I'm really getting sick of 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:57.840 the whole booking in process. 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.960 It's just too art. Oh my god, this is genius. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.200 Why don't I never book a guest again? And we 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.760 just go through my little black book and just cold 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:05.520 call celebrities. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:06.680 I've got Kevin Rud's number. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.600 Let's call in. I should have won it. Oh seven, hang, 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.440 all right, let's dial Ben. Okay, go on, give it 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:22.360 a well hello, Oh there he is for hell and 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.239 for them. Oh look you actually it'swer the phone, darling. 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:30.200 Hello, we've been really struggling to get you on the podcast. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.839 Oh well, I was invited on for episode one hundred 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.520 and then all of a sudden, I don't know what happened, 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.520 and all of a sudden the invitation seemed to be 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:39.719 canceled for some reason. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.800 And then Ben, as you'd know better than anyone else, 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.120 those delays at Qantas Airport, they're through the roof and 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.560 we just had scheduled we've had scheduling issues. Are you 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:47.640 free now to do this? 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.440 Yeah, of course i am. I'm always thrue. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.440 Remember we got that opener made for him. We had 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:53.479 a custom built Ben Fog. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.159 I'm ready to go for the one hundred episode. I 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.479 can find it, man, hold on, yeah yeah, let's just 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:58.760 get this interview over and done with. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.120 Now. Yeah, here it is all right, we got in. 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:03.000 Let's just go now. 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.160 Ben bought a live Welcome to the show, Ben. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.640 Now listen. Speaking of Sydney Airport, have you guys noticed 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.960 the lights at Sydney Airport? How small they are? 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:16.680 Oh? 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:17.880 Haven't we ever a man? 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.479 A man to my heart because they're so small and cute. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.640 I mean, it's really interesting and I'm surprised no one's 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.000 brought it up before. It sounds like really good content 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:26.720 for a podcast. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:29.560 Oh oh, thank you, Ben. You can't wait to be 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.320 schooled on coal seam gas next. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:32.960 How are you other? Mitch? 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.919 I am just all the better for hearing your voice. 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:36.159 Ben. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:37.880 Like I said, it's been hard to get you on 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.640 the show because you're so bloody busy. After you finish 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.240 your radio show at nine am, you're always bloody gallivanting 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.960 around going to luncheons and charity bullshit? 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.120 Are you tight from getting up early? 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:48.960 No? 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.080 You know what I'm really disappointed about though, I haven't 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.120 had a chance to come and see you your live 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.200 comedy yet, and that is on my bucket list Between 0:06:57.240 --> 0:07:00.240 now and the time I die, I want to and 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:01.599 see you live on stage. 0:07:01.760 --> 0:07:03.760 Are you going to make it until next year Sydney 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.600 Comedy Festival? Could you hold on for the next twelve months. 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.000 I'll hold on. I'll hold on for you. You know, 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.840 I've always been holding on for you. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.600 He's a big fan. There were great shows, they were great. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.640 He's very good our Mitch so well. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.680 Proud of him. I'm proud of both of you guys. 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:19.120 I mean, I think not everyone knows this, but you know, 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.920 these are two young men who came along. They came 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.720 my way when when they were young and impressionable, and 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:25.800 I took them under my wing. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.040 Yeah, we were working at parents kids. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.400 Were they did the work experience and I now look 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.640 at you guys, flying high and young Jenna. Jenna didn't 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:35.600 do work experience with me, but I feel like you 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:36.760 did another life so. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.360 Perfectly well. Back in Jena's day, women weren't allowed to 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.600 do work experience that. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.120 I disguised myself as male. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.720 So yeah, yeah. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:48.160 I count you as one of my flock as well. Jenna, 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.120 even though you know officially speaking, I've had nothing to 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.040 do with your success. 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:53.960 Thank you so much. Thank you. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.240 How many of your work experience kids do you keep 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:57.400 in touch with or is it just. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.320 Us all of the good ones? 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:00.640 I do? 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:05.400 And you know, I just hired a girl recently, Sienna Williams, 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:10.920 who is seventeen. She got ninety nine point one point 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:15.560 five in her leaving exams AGC for those people, that's 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:18.400 what we call it. And I just hired her recently 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.080 and she's fantastic. I got a good kid called Spiro 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:24.520 Christopolis who listens to your podcast, Hello spirit Oh I met. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.120 I met Spiro better at the Easter Show and the 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.400 basket up charged me on the showbags and I thought, mate, 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.360 you could have thrown in an extra Hershey's bar. He 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:32.960 was running the American Canny. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.560 I've taught him very well to take advantage of, you know, 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:42.679 young impressionable people who come along with listens Spirou. Spiro 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.839 is eighteen, and you know he was a talkback caller 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.360 who then turned into a work experience kidd. He came in, 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.320 did his first day his work experience a day after 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.520 his school formal and now he's our night editor. So 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.400 you find really talented people out there who are just 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.960 keen and ready to rock and roll. It's good. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.160 So it doesn't actually pay to keep in touch with 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.400 people after you're the work experienced kid, because I do 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.040 like guest lectures at the TV and radio school, and 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.600 I always say, here's my email, feel free to keep 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:11.920 in touch, and I take it very personally when no 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.640 one does. So it's actually better to keep in touch, 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.920 isn't it, because you might get a job out of it. 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.960 It's funny. People sometimes go, oh, yeah, but you need 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.079 to know someone in the industry to get a start, 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:23.800 and I go, yeah, but you know me, you just 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:25.839 meant me. You know, you've you've got to be You've 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.120 just got to be brazen and ballsy enough to say, 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.199 can I get your number? And you know what, when 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.480 you ask for someone's number, they find it very hard 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.160 to say no. And this is quite interesting. The bigger 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.160 the name, the bigger the star that you meet, ask 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.400 for their number, because no one wants to be that 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.120 person who says, oh no, sorry, I'm too important. I'm 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:49.280 not passing on. When I meet a big name politician 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.120 or a business person or a celebrity or whatever. At 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.839 the end of the conversation. I say, may listen, I'll 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:56.640 grab your number. I don't even ask for it, I 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:57.640 just say i'll grab your number. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.200 Can you tell them what's happening? That's very smart, and 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.319 then they just feel guilty. And also you've got a 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.880 big audience, Ben, you know they want to impress you. 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.360 No, no, no, but you can just sense that they 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:11.440 feel trapped and they start going, yeah, sure, oh for 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.319 one one. Yeah, before you know it, boom, you got 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:14.960 that phone number. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:15.160 Ben. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.480 We often talk about my little black book of celeb 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.520 contacts in my phone. But I think as famous as 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.800 I go, as Ida Buttros I famously have a landline number, 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.200 not her mobile, but she still answers, who would you 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.560 say the most famous one or two people are in 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.719 your phone? Because I think you'd have the police commissioner, 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:31.840 you'd have prime ministers. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.120 Well yeah, I mean I suppose I'd probably go on 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.559 the political front. We got an election campaign at the moment, 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.800 so Scomo and Albow are in there, and. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:41.920 I, hey, I grabbed their number going on. 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.160 You know, I didn't know, And then I mean I 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:50.360 mean probably Kyle and Jackie. Oh they'd be up there, yes, yeah, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.560 you know Kyle only writes back. When he's in the mood. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:56.480 Jackie's always pleasant and so well mannered and lovely. Don't 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:57.360 we love Jackie? 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:58.360 Oh? Absolutely? 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:00.840 I feel I've got the biggest impoth syndrome sitting in 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:01.560 her chair right now. 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:02.520 She's a bloody queen. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:03.319 Yeah. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.800 Why don't you have a female Why don't you have 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.679 a female bird sitting opposite you in the morning? 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:08.400 A bird? 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.680 Yeah, excuse me, you wear bird turd. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.000 See that's why I love you, mate. I just put 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:19.280 you on the spot there and you just go. 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:23.720 I just found out your next career. Move bird and 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:24.760 bird turd in the morning. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:28.199 No, I'll see you why. I've got some wonderful women 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.040 who work with me, but we just can't afford a 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:31.960 second host because they pay me so much. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.560 Yes, yes, you. 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.719 Just can't afford to go sharing that money around. I've 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.960 got three kids, yeah, very and all these work experienced kids, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.360 and I don't know how you guys are going to 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.640 work out. You might end up on the bones of 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.720 your ass and I've got to support you one day, 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.000 So I need that money. 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:51.480 My us is never getting down to beare bones a 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.680 lot of meat on that dumper? Now, I want to 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:56.400 know did you ever, because you're obviously in Sydney Radio 0:11:56.400 --> 0:12:00.800 for the international listeners, radio is a terrestrial broadcast and no, 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.720 Ben's on breakfast INTOGB and Sydney. It's sensational. Did you 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.240 ever have an old school radio show? Did you ever 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.320 do like Ben Ritney in the Budger regard, like any 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.800 old shows back in your day that you were ashamed 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:12.920 of or you don't really talk about? 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:13.120 Ben? 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.760 Well, what I did is I had my own radio 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:19.360 show in my red Mitsubishi Colt when I was driving 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.680 to do work experience and also working to work on 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.600 weekends or to Yui. So what I would do I 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.080 kind of worked out, you've got to be able to 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.200 keep on talking as a radio host. So I thought, 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.719 how long can I talk for before I run out 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.800 of things to say? So I used to host my 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.960 own tragic little radio show with an audience of one. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.400 As it turns out, it kind of gave me a 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.120 bit of a basis of being able to talk and 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:41.839 talk and talk. 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:44.319 That's a good wou note. Yeah, that's how I started. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.079 I used to back announce the songs in the radio 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:47.840 on my own, like they'd play and the when they'd end, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.360 I'd go that is this, and that is that. And 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.280 you know I've been clinically diagnosed as insane, Ben, but 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:53.840 you've got to. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.560 Be I mean people kind of think, well, how am 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.600 I going to learn how to do that? Well, that's 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.280 how you learn how to do it, you just start 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.640 doing it. About aiming a crack, I mean, I know 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.400 it's an old school line, but practice makes perfect. 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.440 For yeah, all right, Preparation prevents pissed Paul performance. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:07.640 I know. 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.360 That's actually my dad taught me that when I was 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:14.160 very young, and I still live by that today. Bullshit 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:15.520 Jesus Christ. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:19.480 But for everything else, I like the vibe of your dad, Chewy, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.280 because I follow you on Instagram obviously and when and 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:23.960 you know what, I'll say this as well about both 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.480 of you boys, You've both got great love for your families. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.559 I know that you're young and cool and you've got 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:33.559 your podcast popular, but you also go out of your 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:37.280 way on your social media to showcase your beautiful families, 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.600 whether it's a Bogan Gate or Chewy, whether you're hanging 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.440 around me, you know, the barbecue table with mum and 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.400 your dad. Your dad seems like a really cool, young 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:47.320 vibe of a dude. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.040 He's a good man. He's an ex Coronella Sharks footy 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.680 player that now he runs a wine company, so he's 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.760 you know, I have gone from cool job to cool job. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:55.679 He's a very cool dad. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.240 I'm very what's the name of the wine company. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.800 He wouldn't have heard of it. It's a yellow tail. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:01.520 Yellow tail. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:05.400 That shit's far too expensive for you beyond your taste. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.360 Oh no, I'm more than happy to talk up yellow 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.640 tail if it means getting a little bit of yellow tail. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.240 I'll connect you with dad. But yeah, he's a good man, 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.000 so his mum. We we're very lucky, Mitch to have 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.720 good family. And Ben, you're the same your family. We 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:20.720 saw your brother enjoy our one hundred episode Smash calh. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.680 Yeah, we sent you the bloody the cake for the 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:24.640 hundred episode and you regifted it. 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.320 What a cheat scat that was. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.640 You know, I've got no issues with regifting. I know 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.040 people frown upon it, but I've got no qualms about that. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.000 And when you send me the smash cake for the 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.080 one hundredth episode, I thought, it's my brother Nick's birthday 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.320 in a few days and we're all going up to 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.360 Avoca during the Easter break. To catch up with. So 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:45.640 I said, I'll bring the cake. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.880 And so it traveled well. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.400 We actually do a segment here on the podcast. It's 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:51.400 called Talkback Tings. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:55.120 We just play any like bloopers or weird callers that. 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:56.320 Come through on talkback radio. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.720 Has there been anything like that happened to you recently, 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:00.920 Like if you had any weird oak call, go to air. 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.040 Look, I love my weirdo callers, and I love when 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.360 you guys bring out a bit of John Laws. I mean, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:11.200 some of the stuff you have on Lawsy is just fantastic. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:14.160 And look, I'm a big fan of the King John Laws, 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:15.880 as you guys are. And can I give you a 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:19.040 little bit of a humble brag for a moment. Twice 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.240 a year I have lunch with Lawsy and I bring 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.960 a few younger people along, people who might learn something 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:27.840 from Lawsy. And the last time we had a lunch, 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.400 towards the end of last year, I thought, how do 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.240 we get into his house? Because he lives in that 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.320 mansion at the end of the Woolamloo wharf. So you've 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:39.400 got Russell Crow in one apartment and Lawsy just upstairs 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:43.720 from Russell. I just said, John, I said, look, I'd 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.840