Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 2: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 2: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 2: a whole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food
Speaker 1: being fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness, may this is just I'm still to play a
Speaker 1: couple of minches.
Speaker 6: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 7: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 7: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Kum Yes, hello everyone, Hello, Hello, Hello Michel Coombes. Wow
Speaker 2: are you now you know what? Nothing? Nothing? Met Gala?
Speaker 2: Great chat? Good assle?
Speaker 8: People still talking about the met Gala.
Speaker 2: I'm so over it. I saw an article that was
Speaker 2: it was clickbait, which I always clicked, by the way,
Speaker 2: it was which Kardashian was booed upon entry of the
Speaker 2: met Galla and I clicked it and it was none
Speaker 2: of them. It was a Star Wars actor, but she
Speaker 2: was behind him, which the lad was shot.
Speaker 8: None of them.
Speaker 2: They're all alive and work. No, they were shot but
Speaker 2: by a camera. It's so stupid.
Speaker 3: Hey, here's some goths that I'm sure we'll make some
Speaker 3: of our horny listeners very thrilled. Oh god, yeah, our
Speaker 3: contraceptive diaphragm Sam is single again.
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, he's available.
Speaker 1: Hello, darlings, how are we.
Speaker 8: Look at you?
Speaker 3: Trying to put on your sexy voice now that you're
Speaker 3: a free man. Well, oh my god, that did something
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: His first sexy voice was just mister bean, hello, missus
Speaker 2: doubtfire role player going on there?
Speaker 8: Oh there, where you go be a naughty kid. So
Speaker 8: he didn't have a Tinder happily ever after, like you.
Speaker 2: No, no, give us back that Tinder Gold membership. Although
Speaker 2: we have some lying around. We could probably check another one.
Speaker 1: His way, if you could.
Speaker 2: That would be the light you're on the prowl.
Speaker 8: Already actually, to be honest, no, not at all.
Speaker 3: Don't you forget about it then, idiots, there's no points
Speaker 3: fliding into dms.
Speaker 2: Didn't you see some at a gay club on the weekend?
Speaker 8: I did, not being gay.
Speaker 2: Sam, you can't do that. You're come into our bathing base. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's like eating a big mac at a subway.
Speaker 9: I did feel bad about it, actually in a way
Speaker 9: because the next day I was like, am I doing
Speaker 9: the wrong thing by going there and not being gay?
Speaker 5: I feel like.
Speaker 8: I'm just you need to be gay next time?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 10: Oh, okay, I'll get some glitter.
Speaker 2: Speaking of horny, Guess who else is?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 8: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Hi Jenna? Hello, you're still single? Darlan?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I am Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 10: Good?
Speaker 8: Any anything on the horizon there?
Speaker 2: Nah? No one. No, she's not one for details, did she?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: No. I feel like if Jenner were to bring someone
Speaker 2: into this studio and say that a partner, it would
Speaker 2: be like a doctor would be someone she met I
Speaker 2: was getting a dental clean and we fell in love.
Speaker 3: That's what I want to happen. That's what I wish
Speaker 3: for my future, to just meet someone out and about,
Speaker 3: like acidental friend or something. Not that there's anything wrong
Speaker 3: with meeting people on a dating app. I mean, look
Speaker 3: at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, very true, very true. Social media love
Speaker 2: and fantasy, Ginny, you could meet someone on cat Daily.
Speaker 2: That's the app that you're on all the time.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, all Christian Maatch dot.
Speaker 2: Com Yeah, Christian one. Yeah yeah, the Crochet and cock
Speaker 2: the I haven't.
Speaker 6: Been on that one for a while, but I'll check
Speaker 6: it out tonight.
Speaker 8: What do we have on this fucking show today? What
Speaker 8: are we doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Look all, we're doing a TikTok school.
Speaker 2: I know that much. Yes, we are doing a TikTok school. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and a very interesting one at that. I think the
Speaker 2: show's about to change. All I'm going to say I did.
Speaker 3: Forget to ask last week how is the guestbooking going?
Speaker 3: Because I can put you back in probation again.
Speaker 2: It's good, Sure, it's good. I've got someone, but the
Speaker 2: quantus delays and the staff issues at the airport, none
Speaker 2: of them can get into town. And I can't stop
Speaker 2: no one getting into town. I'm happy for a zoom No,
Speaker 2: it's no. People are over zoom. People are over zoom.
Speaker 8: How many Zoom interviews have you done before?
Speaker 2: My god, six, you.
Speaker 8: Can't use quantus as a fucking excuse.
Speaker 2: I have been emailing, and there are emails out and
Speaker 2: we will have guests, but today there's.
Speaker 8: No do you reckon? He's going to have to go
Speaker 8: back on probation soon.
Speaker 2: If there's no guests, you can't put me back on probation.
Speaker 2: I can because the condition was the guest book what
Speaker 2: about you? We were meant to have Ben Bloody Fordham
Speaker 2: on to celebrate our one hundredth episode, and that never
Speaker 2: came true. I'm not convinced that was even booked.
Speaker 3: That was partially our fault, though, because we mucked him round.
Speaker 3: We canceled on him twice because of our varying health issues.
Speaker 2: I had COVID you had. God knows I was fat.
Speaker 2: I have followed up a bunch of times.
Speaker 3: But I think like his producer just is ignoring me
Speaker 3: now because I think, yeah, we' mucked him around him
Speaker 3: many time.
Speaker 2: To be fair, they've got the Prome Minister's offers barking
Speaker 2: up their email chain. I highly doubt Mitchell Coomb's Gmail
Speaker 2: is true.
Speaker 3: I just thought, as a friend of the show, he'd
Speaker 3: been easy get. But nah, why don't we just call.
Speaker 3: Let's a cold call him now, Yeah, we have his number. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just do it then, because I'm really getting sick of
Speaker 3: the whole booking in process.
Speaker 2: It's just too art. Oh my god, this is genius.
Speaker 2: Why don't I never book a guest again? And we
Speaker 2: just go through my little black book and just cold
Speaker 2: call celebrities.
Speaker 8: I've got Kevin Rud's number.
Speaker 2: Let's call in. I should have won it. Oh seven, hang,
Speaker 2: all right, let's dial Ben. Okay, go on, give it
Speaker 2: a well hello, Oh there he is for hell and
Speaker 2: for them. Oh look you actually it'swer the phone, darling.
Speaker 8: Hello, we've been really struggling to get you on the podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I was invited on for episode one hundred
Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, I don't know what happened,
Speaker 5: and all of a sudden the invitation seemed to be
Speaker 5: canceled for some reason.
Speaker 2: And then Ben, as you'd know better than anyone else,
Speaker 2: those delays at Qantas Airport, they're through the roof and
Speaker 2: we just had scheduled we've had scheduling issues. Are you
Speaker 2: free now to do this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course i am. I'm always thrue.
Speaker 2: Remember we got that opener made for him. We had
Speaker 2: a custom built Ben Fog.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go for the one hundred episode. I
Speaker 3: can find it, man, hold on, yeah yeah, let's just
Speaker 3: get this interview over and done with.
Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, here it is all right, we got in.
Speaker 2: Let's just go now.
Speaker 8: Ben bought a live Welcome to the show, Ben.
Speaker 5: Now listen. Speaking of Sydney Airport, have you guys noticed
Speaker 5: the lights at Sydney Airport? How small they are?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Haven't we ever a man?
Speaker 5: A man to my heart because they're so small and cute.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's really interesting and I'm surprised no one's
Speaker 5: brought it up before. It sounds like really good content
Speaker 5: for a podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, thank you, Ben. You can't wait to be
Speaker 2: schooled on coal seam gas next.
Speaker 5: How are you other? Mitch?
Speaker 8: I am just all the better for hearing your voice.
Speaker 2: Ben.
Speaker 3: Like I said, it's been hard to get you on
Speaker 3: the show because you're so bloody busy. After you finish
Speaker 3: your radio show at nine am, you're always bloody gallivanting
Speaker 3: around going to luncheons and charity bullshit?
Speaker 2: Are you tight from getting up early?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 5: You know what I'm really disappointed about though, I haven't
Speaker 5: had a chance to come and see you your live
Speaker 5: comedy yet, and that is on my bucket list Between
Speaker 5: now and the time I die, I want to and
Speaker 5: see you live on stage.
Speaker 3: Are you going to make it until next year Sydney
Speaker 3: Comedy Festival? Could you hold on for the next twelve months.
Speaker 5: I'll hold on. I'll hold on for you. You know,
Speaker 5: I've always been holding on for you.
Speaker 2: He's a big fan. There were great shows, they were great.
Speaker 2: He's very good our Mitch so well.
Speaker 5: Proud of him. I'm proud of both of you guys.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think not everyone knows this, but you know,
Speaker 5: these are two young men who came along. They came
Speaker 5: my way when when they were young and impressionable, and
Speaker 5: I took them under my wing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we were working at parents kids.
Speaker 5: Were they did the work experience and I now look
Speaker 5: at you guys, flying high and young Jenna. Jenna didn't
Speaker 5: do work experience with me, but I feel like you
Speaker 5: did another life so.
Speaker 2: Perfectly well. Back in Jena's day, women weren't allowed to
Speaker 2: do work experience that.
Speaker 6: I disguised myself as male.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I count you as one of my flock as well. Jenna,
Speaker 5: even though you know officially speaking, I've had nothing to
Speaker 5: do with your success.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. Thank you.
Speaker 8: How many of your work experience kids do you keep
Speaker 8: in touch with or is it just.
Speaker 5: Us all of the good ones?
Speaker 13: I do?
Speaker 5: And you know, I just hired a girl recently, Sienna Williams,
Speaker 5: who is seventeen. She got ninety nine point one point
Speaker 5: five in her leaving exams AGC for those people, that's
Speaker 5: what we call it. And I just hired her recently
Speaker 5: and she's fantastic. I got a good kid called Spiro
Speaker 5: Christopolis who listens to your podcast, Hello spirit Oh I met.
Speaker 2: I met Spiro better at the Easter Show and the
Speaker 2: basket up charged me on the showbags and I thought, mate,
Speaker 2: you could have thrown in an extra Hershey's bar. He
Speaker 2: was running the American Canny.
Speaker 5: I've taught him very well to take advantage of, you know,
Speaker 5: young impressionable people who come along with listens Spirou. Spiro
Speaker 5: is eighteen, and you know he was a talkback caller
Speaker 5: who then turned into a work experience kidd. He came in,
Speaker 5: did his first day his work experience a day after
Speaker 5: his school formal and now he's our night editor. So
Speaker 5: you find really talented people out there who are just
Speaker 5: keen and ready to rock and roll. It's good.
Speaker 3: So it doesn't actually pay to keep in touch with
Speaker 3: people after you're the work experienced kid, because I do
Speaker 3: like guest lectures at the TV and radio school, and
Speaker 3: I always say, here's my email, feel free to keep
Speaker 3: in touch, and I take it very personally when no
Speaker 3: one does. So it's actually better to keep in touch,
Speaker 3: isn't it, because you might get a job out of it.
Speaker 5: It's funny. People sometimes go, oh, yeah, but you need
Speaker 5: to know someone in the industry to get a start,
Speaker 5: and I go, yeah, but you know me, you just
Speaker 5: meant me. You know, you've you've got to be You've
Speaker 5: just got to be brazen and ballsy enough to say,
Speaker 5: can I get your number? And you know what, when
Speaker 5: you ask for someone's number, they find it very hard
Speaker 5: to say no. And this is quite interesting. The bigger
Speaker 5: the name, the bigger the star that you meet, ask
Speaker 5: for their number, because no one wants to be that
Speaker 5: person who says, oh no, sorry, I'm too important. I'm
Speaker 5: not passing on. When I meet a big name politician
Speaker 5: or a business person or a celebrity or whatever. At
Speaker 5: the end of the conversation. I say, may listen, I'll
Speaker 5: grab your number. I don't even ask for it, I
Speaker 5: just say i'll grab your number.
Speaker 2: Can you tell them what's happening? That's very smart, and
Speaker 2: then they just feel guilty. And also you've got a
Speaker 2: big audience, Ben, you know they want to impress you.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, but you can just sense that they
Speaker 5: feel trapped and they start going, yeah, sure, oh for
Speaker 5: one one. Yeah, before you know it, boom, you got
Speaker 5: that phone number.
Speaker 4: Ben.
Speaker 2: We often talk about my little black book of celeb
Speaker 2: contacts in my phone. But I think as famous as
Speaker 2: I go, as Ida Buttros I famously have a landline number,
Speaker 2: not her mobile, but she still answers, who would you
Speaker 2: say the most famous one or two people are in
Speaker 2: your phone? Because I think you'd have the police commissioner,
Speaker 2: you'd have prime ministers.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean I suppose I'd probably go on
Speaker 5: the political front. We got an election campaign at the moment,
Speaker 5: so Scomo and Albow are in there, and.
Speaker 2: I, hey, I grabbed their number going on.
Speaker 5: You know, I didn't know, And then I mean I
Speaker 5: mean probably Kyle and Jackie. Oh they'd be up there, yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know Kyle only writes back. When he's in the mood.
Speaker 5: Jackie's always pleasant and so well mannered and lovely. Don't
Speaker 5: we love Jackie?
Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I feel I've got the biggest impoth syndrome sitting in
Speaker 3: her chair right now.
Speaker 8: She's a bloody queen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why don't you have a female Why don't you have
Speaker 3: a female bird sitting opposite you in the morning?
Speaker 5: A bird?
Speaker 2: Yeah, excuse me, you wear bird turd.
Speaker 5: See that's why I love you, mate. I just put
Speaker 5: you on the spot there and you just go.
Speaker 3: I just found out your next career. Move bird and
Speaker 3: bird turd in the morning.
Speaker 5: No, I'll see you why. I've got some wonderful women
Speaker 5: who work with me, but we just can't afford a
Speaker 5: second host because they pay me so much.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you.
Speaker 5: Just can't afford to go sharing that money around. I've
Speaker 5: got three kids, yeah, very and all these work experienced kids,
Speaker 5: and I don't know how you guys are going to
Speaker 5: work out. You might end up on the bones of
Speaker 5: your ass and I've got to support you one day,
Speaker 5: So I need that money.
Speaker 2: My us is never getting down to beare bones a
Speaker 2: lot of meat on that dumper? Now, I want to
Speaker 2: know did you ever, because you're obviously in Sydney Radio
Speaker 2: for the international listeners, radio is a terrestrial broadcast and no,
Speaker 2: Ben's on breakfast INTOGB and Sydney. It's sensational. Did you
Speaker 2: ever have an old school radio show? Did you ever
Speaker 2: do like Ben Ritney in the Budger regard, like any
Speaker 2: old shows back in your day that you were ashamed
Speaker 2: of or you don't really talk about?
Speaker 13: Ben?
Speaker 5: Well, what I did is I had my own radio
Speaker 5: show in my red Mitsubishi Colt when I was driving
Speaker 5: to do work experience and also working to work on
Speaker 5: weekends or to Yui. So what I would do I
Speaker 5: kind of worked out, you've got to be able to
Speaker 5: keep on talking as a radio host. So I thought,
Speaker 5: how long can I talk for before I run out
Speaker 5: of things to say? So I used to host my
Speaker 5: own tragic little radio show with an audience of one.
Speaker 5: As it turns out, it kind of gave me a
Speaker 5: bit of a basis of being able to talk and
Speaker 5: talk and talk.
Speaker 2: That's a good wou note. Yeah, that's how I started.
Speaker 2: I used to back announce the songs in the radio
Speaker 2: on my own, like they'd play and the when they'd end,
Speaker 2: I'd go that is this, and that is that. And
Speaker 2: you know I've been clinically diagnosed as insane, Ben, but
Speaker 2: you've got to.
Speaker 5: Be I mean people kind of think, well, how am
Speaker 5: I going to learn how to do that? Well, that's
Speaker 5: how you learn how to do it, you just start
Speaker 5: doing it. About aiming a crack, I mean, I know
Speaker 5: it's an old school line, but practice makes perfect.
Speaker 2: For yeah, all right, Preparation prevents pissed Paul performance.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 2: That's actually my dad taught me that when I was
Speaker 2: very young, and I still live by that today. Bullshit
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: But for everything else, I like the vibe of your dad, Chewy,
Speaker 5: because I follow you on Instagram obviously and when and
Speaker 5: you know what, I'll say this as well about both
Speaker 5: of you boys, You've both got great love for your families.
Speaker 5: I know that you're young and cool and you've got
Speaker 5: your podcast popular, but you also go out of your
Speaker 5: way on your social media to showcase your beautiful families,
Speaker 5: whether it's a Bogan Gate or Chewy, whether you're hanging
Speaker 5: around me, you know, the barbecue table with mum and
Speaker 5: your dad. Your dad seems like a really cool, young
Speaker 5: vibe of a dude.
Speaker 2: He's a good man. He's an ex Coronella Sharks footy
Speaker 2: player that now he runs a wine company, so he's
Speaker 2: you know, I have gone from cool job to cool job.
Speaker 2: He's a very cool dad.
Speaker 5: I'm very what's the name of the wine company.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't have heard of it. It's a yellow tail.
Speaker 5: Yellow tail.
Speaker 3: That shit's far too expensive for you beyond your taste.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm more than happy to talk up yellow
Speaker 5: tail if it means getting a little bit of yellow tail.
Speaker 2: I'll connect you with dad. But yeah, he's a good man,
Speaker 2: so his mum. We we're very lucky, Mitch to have
Speaker 2: good family. And Ben, you're the same your family. We
Speaker 2: saw your brother enjoy our one hundred episode Smash calh.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we sent you the bloody the cake for the
Speaker 8: hundred episode and you regifted it.
Speaker 2: What a cheat scat that was.
Speaker 5: You know, I've got no issues with regifting. I know
Speaker 5: people frown upon it, but I've got no qualms about that.
Speaker 5: And when you send me the smash cake for the
Speaker 5: one hundredth episode, I thought, it's my brother Nick's birthday
Speaker 5: in a few days and we're all going up to
Speaker 5: Avoca during the Easter break. To catch up with. So
Speaker 5: I said, I'll bring the cake.
Speaker 2: And so it traveled well.
Speaker 8: We actually do a segment here on the podcast. It's
Speaker 8: called Talkback Tings.
Speaker 3: We just play any like bloopers or weird callers that.
Speaker 8: Come through on talkback radio.
Speaker 3: Has there been anything like that happened to you recently,
Speaker 3: Like if you had any weird oak call, go to air.
Speaker 5: Look, I love my weirdo callers, and I love when
Speaker 5: you guys bring out a bit of John Laws. I mean,
Speaker 5: some of the stuff you have on Lawsy is just fantastic.
Speaker 5: And look, I'm a big fan of the King John Laws,
Speaker 5: as you guys are. And can I give you a
Speaker 5: little bit of a humble brag for a moment. Twice
Speaker 5: a year I have lunch with Lawsy and I bring
Speaker 5: a few younger people along, people who might learn something
Speaker 5: from Lawsy. And the last time we had a lunch,
Speaker 5: towards the end of last year, I thought, how do
Speaker 5: we get into his house? Because he lives in that
Speaker 5: mansion at the end of the Woolamloo wharf. So you've
Speaker 5: got Russell Crow in one apartment and Lawsy just upstairs
Speaker 5: from Russell. I just said, John, I said, look, I'd
Speaker 5: love to be able to show these young people the
Speaker 5: kind of things that can be achieved when you work hard.
Speaker 5: Can we go back to the apartment for a wild
Speaker 5: turkey after lunch? And he said, of course we can.
Speaker 5: He took us downstairs onto the golf buggy. I don't
Speaker 5: know how many wines it had, but we all jumped
Speaker 5: on the golf buggy to Lawsy his place. And do
Speaker 5: you know what, I'm going to tell you one little
Speaker 5: secret about John Howard?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Please, He's got one of those secret walls in the house,
Speaker 5: like a bookcase right that opens up and reveals a
Speaker 5: secret room. That's all I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 2: Wow, my dream.
Speaker 8: Well, can I just say that we interviewed him on
Speaker 8: the podcast not long ago when.
Speaker 3: He said, oh, we've got to keep this tight. I've
Speaker 3: got a heart out of twelve thirty because I'm going
Speaker 3: to a lunch. That lunch turned out to be with you.
Speaker 3: And were we the young gun We were dragged along
Speaker 3: that day?
Speaker 2: No, we weren't. Who did you invite that day?
Speaker 5: I brought Peter Stefanovic from Young Guy Ideas.
Speaker 3: I thought you meant like beginners, said, I bring young
Speaker 3: guns with me if we.
Speaker 2: Need bringing media professionals. Then we would have gone for sure.
Speaker 5: Peter Stefanovick, here's a beginner, Okay, he's had a lot
Speaker 5: to learn. That young man him along, And the other
Speaker 5: young up and comer who I took along that day
Speaker 5: was a young boy called Richard Wilkins. And just write
Speaker 5: that name down.
Speaker 2: With a W. Wilkins, Yeah, with a W.
Speaker 5: Yeah with the W lovely, lovely young man. And he's
Speaker 5: got big hair and a really interesting entertainment.
Speaker 2: Mitch and him have so much in common. I know
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, all right, then, you're a good man.
Speaker 2: We love you. Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 5: We'll talk to love Jenny, see you boys, bye, Darling.
Speaker 2: Say bye bye bye bye. What a good man.
Speaker 8: My guest booking is going just fine. Thanks for asking dial.
Speaker 2: I think that's a duel. We can claim that.
Speaker 3: Why didn't we do that week's ago? Just call him
Speaker 3: without any warning?
Speaker 2: Great, where were we up to? I don't remember. We
Speaker 2: haven't even started the show on the show. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Mitch is right, we haven't even done them.
Speaker 8: It's the first time listening what's out the show the
Speaker 8: same way every week with a call of Ben Fordham's
Speaker 8: something we've noticed something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: There are gems? Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We do one at We don't know what the other's
Speaker 3: going to say. Why don't you kick things off?
Speaker 2: Darling?
Speaker 8: We're running late now thanks to Ben.
Speaker 2: All right, go Bradley, kick us off. Let's jump in.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you love a good morning TV show? Infomercial?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: They're so cringe but I adore them.
Speaker 2: Oh they're awful, And they're all clearly pre recorded, and
Speaker 2: the host alive and they throw to these prepackaged commercials
Speaker 2: that they've done all in one day, all in bulk,
Speaker 2: and the presenters don't want to be there. Let's be real.
Speaker 8: I just feel like the only beef I have with those.
Speaker 3: Is they could try a little bit harder to make
Speaker 3: it sound less scripted. Yes, like the people are always like, wow, Denise,
Speaker 3: that's amazing. How can people get this insurance plan?
Speaker 8: Tell me how if my.
Speaker 2: Husband were to die tomorrow, I could get a house
Speaker 2: in the Behamas.
Speaker 3: And they acted so surprised with the information, even though
Speaker 3: they would have pre read the script.
Speaker 8: You know exactly what the deal is.
Speaker 2: So I saw one this morning. This happened this morning
Speaker 2: you know, I wake up a bit later because I
Speaker 2: do the night show. So I'm up in Studio Ten's
Speaker 2: really in the middle of their show, right, I was
Speaker 2: at Studio ten one, Studio ten. We love, We've been
Speaker 2: on the show. You were just on their show. We've
Speaker 2: had them all on here with our good friend carry in.
Speaker 2: We're not knocking, very very true. We're not knocking the show.
Speaker 2: But this is an infomercial and I want you to
Speaker 2: tell me what you think the product is. So Tristan
Speaker 2: the host through to this commercial. It got my attention,
Speaker 2: but the result and the product is shocking. So I
Speaker 2: play it for you and I want us all to
Speaker 2: just take a guess. We all need a couple of steps.
Speaker 2: Le's get me, let's roll it. We'll see you in
Speaker 2: just the moments.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Kate.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 7: Stress, tension, stiff muscles, anxiety, or fatigue could lead to
Speaker 7: chronic health conditions and dependency on prescription drugs. But what
Speaker 7: if you could get released, just.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, just by what what could be? What do
Speaker 2: you think maybe a foot massage.
Speaker 3: Or I was literally going to say foot massage. I
Speaker 3: bet it's something really obscure like that.
Speaker 2: Foot massages you know, what do you think, Because that's
Speaker 2: so we all have collectively all those issues between the
Speaker 2: lot of our Yeah.
Speaker 8: Can I hear it again?
Speaker 2: And the music so dramatic.
Speaker 3: Also, hang on, why does she say that's right, Katerian?
Speaker 2: No, because you know how there's the presenter that stands
Speaker 2: with them. The presenter like gestured at her to go
Speaker 2: like it was so a dodgy ed it. Okay, Dodgy'll
Speaker 2: see you in just the moments.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Kate.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 7: Stress tension, if muscles, anxiety, all fatigue could lead to
Speaker 7: chronic health conditions and dependency on prescription drugs. But what
Speaker 7: if you could get released just just buy.
Speaker 6: I think it's one of those neck massage things, oh
Speaker 6: those big next thing.
Speaker 2: Like the in flight neck pillows, but it's got a
Speaker 2: built in massage. Anyway, this is the result. This is
Speaker 2: the product they're selling after all that this can solve
Speaker 2: all your health ailments.
Speaker 7: Sitting down?
Speaker 2: What what that's it? That is that's how you fix
Speaker 2: all the issues?
Speaker 7: What sitting down?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's literally an ad for Australian sitting
Speaker 3: like this, the concept of sitting.
Speaker 7: Yes, sitting down.
Speaker 2: It's just who paid the ad it's just sitting down,
Speaker 2: Australian asses.
Speaker 8: Australian rumps, Australian tushes.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, were you sitting down when you saw it?
Speaker 3: And you were like, couldn't agree more?
Speaker 2: Babe, I could have help.
Speaker 3: My anxiety is actually really low at the moment, standing
Speaker 3: watching Studio ten, thinking great advice.
Speaker 2: I never thought of that. If you have an informational
Speaker 2: that you've seen that's worse than that, send it to
Speaker 2: us because we'd love to play it.
Speaker 3: I do get a kick out of them. They're gorgeous
Speaker 3: me too, all right, your turn yep pit me?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Do you struggle with bloody business jargon?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I do, but I don't get it much in radio
Speaker 2: everyone talks in lingo.
Speaker 3: I know that was one of the great things about
Speaker 3: working here, but oh my god, I just can't do
Speaker 3: it all the fancy talk on.
Speaker 2: EMAILSA When do you need to deal with jargon?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Not much, although remember when I worked here and I
Speaker 3: got in trouble because I was too casual on emails.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember that, boss.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I literally replied to my boss saying yeah nah. She
Speaker 3: was like, listen, we need to talk. She didn't like that,
Speaker 3: But no, what's happened is I have a new manager now? Yeah, David,
Speaker 3: he loves business jargon and he's really good at it.
Speaker 2: I'll give him that.
Speaker 3: He sounds so fancy, But the problem is I don't
Speaker 3: understand a word that he's saying, oh.
Speaker 2: Dear at all. Is it in person or it's all
Speaker 2: of email?
Speaker 3: Like in person, he doesn't talk to me like that,
Speaker 3: but just even over text, he talks like he's on email.
Speaker 3: He'll be like, oh, you know, just confirming this will
Speaker 3: be of interest, and I'm like, okay, what he's trying
Speaker 3: to say, you're keen. I just can't understand what's happening,
Speaker 3: or just things like oh circling back on the above
Speaker 3: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Hey, did you get a chance to look at that?
Speaker 3: It's like I'm having to google translated in my head.
Speaker 3: What are they actually trying to say to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: But also you just like, just remember who you're.
Speaker 2: Talking to, Dave. You'd actually prefer to be spoken to
Speaker 2: like a dog. I think it's so true. Sucking reply
Speaker 2: Mitch and you'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I leave him on
Speaker 3: red and he goes, oh he dog reply to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're struggling with it, we'll just bring it
Speaker 2: up with him. Just say, talk to me like a human. No,
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 3: That's rude. I just feel like I don't want him
Speaker 3: to think I'm dumb. So do I have to start
Speaker 3: talking back like that?
Speaker 2: No, don't change you for him. Why don't I call
Speaker 2: him and just say, listen to here, David, you dumb
Speaker 2: it down, mate? For my man combs.
Speaker 8: Okay, what if he thinks he's got an idiot on
Speaker 8: his hands?
Speaker 2: Well, if he's as to this podcast, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: don't know if he has or not.
Speaker 8: I really don't know. If he's listened, let.
Speaker 2: Me call him. I'm charming. I'm charming. I can convince
Speaker 2: anyone to do anything.
Speaker 8: Well, you know him, he used to work here, I do.
Speaker 2: I do know. David is a lovely guy. Did you
Speaker 2: speak to him much when he worked here all the time?
Speaker 2: Were very close because I was still in the closet.
Speaker 2: I think he knew, so he sort of took me
Speaker 2: under his wing.
Speaker 8: Yes, he is a gorgeous gay man.
Speaker 2: And a brilliant drag queen too. He performed at one
Speaker 2: of our Christmas parties.
Speaker 8: Oh, my god, I completely forgot that happened.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. It's been about a year or
Speaker 2: two because he left and traveled the world.
Speaker 8: I know, a small world. And now we're working together again.
Speaker 6: I didn't know he was back.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. No, no, no, he's in market. No, just
Speaker 2: say he's in Sydney. I hate that. It took me
Speaker 2: months to realize that people weren't talking about corn cobs
Speaker 2: when they're like, we need to buy cop c B.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he closed the business.
Speaker 3: I got one the other day and I still don't
Speaker 3: know what it was meant to be. Oh, read it,
Speaker 3: read it, let me find.
Speaker 2: Out, Jenna. I feel like you. You wouldn't to us,
Speaker 2: but to external companies. You would talk in business.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, okay.
Speaker 3: So here's when I got the other day. This is
Speaker 3: the opposite issue. There's too much abbreviation in the email
Speaker 3: that I'm just supposed to. It's assume that I understand
Speaker 3: this jargon O T Y. If you're interested for iGEM,
Speaker 3: what's O T Y?
Speaker 8: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Is that a type? Anyway? Do you have his number
Speaker 2: or what you got? His name? You actually send it
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I want to know what that means.
Speaker 2: What does O T Y mean?
Speaker 8: See, I'm not cut out for this business jargon.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 8: Just talk to me like a normal person. I reckon.
Speaker 2: O t Y means over to you or the Orchestra
Speaker 2: for Talented Youth, which is established and you know what?
Speaker 2: Book him?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Good, I don't have to have I'll send you his
Speaker 8: number if you really Yeah, I'll call.
Speaker 2: David like rekindling an old friendship. Thanks him through. What
Speaker 2: are you going to say? Because I don't want him
Speaker 2: think I'm dumb? I know had a position this perfectly.
Speaker 5: Speak.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, David. It's Mitch Jury speaking Kiss FM radio
Speaker 2: Star TV personality.
Speaker 11: Oh goodness, I think I've heard of you.
Speaker 2: I'm here to Oh your client is here, I'm here.
Speaker 2: I call this this afternoon David representing your client, Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 11: Okay, what's he done wrong this time?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Listen, David, before you continue, I need you to know something.
Speaker 2: He's too stupid to understand anything you say. And it's
Speaker 2: He's creative, very funny, very talented, but only only room
Speaker 2: for one thought in that brain per day. And the
Speaker 2: jargon that you spitfire him in email form. Yes it's professional,
Speaker 2: and yes it would work if you're.
Speaker 3: Just to clarify, I was actually talking about how I
Speaker 3: found it impressive. I'm like, oh my god, he speaks
Speaker 3: like a professional, but I don't understand what it's.
Speaker 2: Saying, David, David, no more eod, no more cob dumb
Speaker 2: it down, David.
Speaker 11: Look, are you interested in working with any clients that
Speaker 11: might provide a dictionary or a thesaurus?
Speaker 3: I can't even say the saws with my list, Dal
Speaker 3: and forget about it.
Speaker 11: I mean, how many letters can I use? What's commassing them?
Speaker 2: Keep this in mind less jargon?
Speaker 1: More garbage, less jargon, garbage.
Speaker 2: More garbage that actually works. Theah, that's very He doesn't
Speaker 2: respond well to jargon. He just likes real, straight to
Speaker 2: the point. Maybe a curse word, maybe some profanity.
Speaker 8: I don't think i've ever heard David swear to be fair.
Speaker 11: No, no, it's a high form of intelligence, is not swearing,
Speaker 11: which I always corporate. I'm very conscious that, you know,
Speaker 11: I am in charge of a lot of Mitchell's revenue,
Speaker 11: and so if I'm throwing around the sea bombs, the
Speaker 11: s bombs, whatever bombs it might be, it could severely
Speaker 11: impact his ability to keep up his drinking habits.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, was it that resonated? You should have seen
Speaker 2: his eyes light up like that.
Speaker 8: He's thinking of my drinking habits first and foremost. That
Speaker 8: is important. You know, I've got the right person in
Speaker 8: my corner.
Speaker 2: I think, David, I speak for Mitchell, your client, the
Speaker 2: talent us as many acronyms as you need when booking
Speaker 2: him gigs. But we're communicating back to him. I speak
Speaker 2: as a third party here and let's write this down.
Speaker 2: D d D damn it, damn David.
Speaker 11: So I'll use a dollar figure at time, and it's
Speaker 11: a client and that's about all I need to do,
Speaker 11: or even just.
Speaker 8: A voice message OI.
Speaker 2: Bitch, rial insta story ten K and he'll just.
Speaker 5: Dry shampoo on your hair and do this now.
Speaker 8: Yes, oh my god, yeah I do like that. Actually,
Speaker 8: the aggression.
Speaker 2: That's it. Thank you, David.
Speaker 5: Pleasure take care you use.
Speaker 1: It's just me. You got something on your mind.
Speaker 12: Hit up at a couple of Mitch's on Instagram to
Speaker 12: get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 2: All right, it's now your turn to get on the
Speaker 2: show with it. Is it just you? It's your chance
Speaker 2: to have any gym of your own. Something you've noticed,
Speaker 2: something you hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: Because we can't be expected to notice, hate and appreciate everything.
Speaker 8: He's brings something for once.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I just want to look at something and not hated,
Speaker 2: not notice it, not appreciate it.
Speaker 3: What's something I've never noticed, hated or appreciated in this room.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever paid any attention to this.
Speaker 2: This bottle of hot.
Speaker 8: Sauce on Jackie O's desk in front of me.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't touch that. I've removed that once I got
Speaker 2: an email from Jackie's Pa. Really, yeah, because Jackie puts
Speaker 2: hot sauce on her eggs every morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is something I've never noticed, hated, or appreciated.
Speaker 3: This bottle of hot sauce, says may cause anal leakage?
Speaker 8: What what?
Speaker 2: Wow? It pays to notice things? Actually it does? You
Speaker 2: put that sticker off and put that on you on
Speaker 2: your phoe eight. Here's Harry with his Is it just you?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Or is there nothing better than the smell of a brain?
Speaker 5: You life?
Speaker 2: Lazy boys?
Speaker 9: Sofa or any sofa doesn't need to be a lazy
Speaker 9: boy and double points if it's if it's leather, like
Speaker 9: I love just going to Harvey Norman and just walking laps,
Speaker 9: sniffing the fabric. It's just something so comforting about the smell.
Speaker 3: Right, No, I agree, Well how good the dead cow
Speaker 3: sorry vegans, but they smell girlgu in couch form.
Speaker 2: A brand new leather couch. Yes, but that lasts for
Speaker 2: a good year and then it's out.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, but I think with painting that picture
Speaker 3: beautiful is it's just the there Harry great theater of
Speaker 3: the mind.
Speaker 8: I was picturing walking through Harvey Norman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, this new furniture gorgeous to me.
Speaker 2: Know what's weird? And I learned this the other day
Speaker 2: and I didn't know this was a thing, and I
Speaker 2: know everything, so it shocks me. No, No, that restaurants
Speaker 2: and businesses craft are signature sent They pay upwards of
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars to have a signature cent for
Speaker 2: that store or for that location. Like the Crown Sydney,
Speaker 2: which is the casino in the hotel, has its own
Speaker 2: signature scent that nowhere else in the world has and
Speaker 2: people walk int Oh, I gotta love that smell, so
Speaker 2: you only have a smell it there, so it's like
Speaker 2: recognition Louis Vuitton has their own smell.
Speaker 3: Jann up, use that new MacBook to google the clowns
Speaker 3: that make these signature sense.
Speaker 2: We need an sent Oh my god, we need an
Speaker 2: It smell like anal leak. Kids. We're a bit fruity,
Speaker 2: so we need fruity notes. Definitely, definite, a bit fruity notes.
Speaker 2: I just want to put it out of it. I
Speaker 2: love vanilla. I'd like a bit of vanilla. Oh, but
Speaker 2: not too much.
Speaker 8: It'll smell like a bloody airwic toilet spray.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 6: True, what about a little bit of caramel?
Speaker 8: I really do, just like you don't want to earn
Speaker 8: the a tinge jet.
Speaker 2: That's your input is sent Australia coming up. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 6: That is the that is the body Asia dot com
Speaker 6: down because.
Speaker 2: Damien, our friend was telling me because I said, your
Speaker 2: house smells gorgeous. Is it an ASoP candle? He went, no,
Speaker 2: it's it's our house scent. He went, oh, I've ordered
Speaker 2: I have our own custom house scent. And he goes
Speaker 2: in four different diffuses around the house. He goes, everyone
Speaker 2: says it, but it's unique to us. You can't buy it.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we need a scent we need and you know
Speaker 8: what we can do, great, Jenny, you've got a project.
Speaker 2: Because people listen to this show on in their car.
Speaker 2: We could get it made into little bottles and it
Speaker 2: can be a car scent.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, yeah, no, I like where we're headed
Speaker 8: with this.
Speaker 2: We can put one drop of Sam's sweat so the
Speaker 2: women go ravenous.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Can we give them a call Australian Census Australian.
Speaker 8: You do that off the bloody cloud, Jenna.
Speaker 2: This is your internal target. Bring us an update next week, okay,
Speaker 2: and I thank you for that, Harry. Appreciate your resigition
Speaker 2: with Harry. Keep them coming, Darling. Yeah, if you've got something,
Speaker 2: you've noticed, something you hate to appreciate, send us a
Speaker 2: voice message or a note on a couple of inches
Speaker 2: on Instagram and we'll get you on the cloud.
Speaker 8: Are you ready to go to TikTok School, Darlan.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a christy red apple.
Speaker 3: Right so TikTok School. As you know, we like to
Speaker 3: thrip off other people's ideas. Sometimes they'll be scrolling and
Speaker 3: I think, oh, Cheery will nail that. I'm going to
Speaker 3: bring that up on the show.
Speaker 2: Get his hot take and for those at home, you
Speaker 2: can't see this because it's a podcast. Jenna is in
Speaker 2: a slutty teachers outfit every time we do it, and
Speaker 2: it's hot. It's hot.
Speaker 8: But today we're doing a bit of a social experimenter.
Speaker 2: Yes we are. We wanted to put it out into
Speaker 2: the world and change the podcast up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Because you know those tiktoks that you always see of
Speaker 3: straight men who host podcasts.
Speaker 2: Mitchell had to just swallow his vomit there for a second,
Speaker 2: because they are vile and they are rising in prominence,
Speaker 2: these boring straight men talking about women's issues.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: It's like you just leave a couple of men alone
Speaker 3: with a microphone, no women in the room, although often
Speaker 3: there is one. There's this some little pick me goes
Speaker 3: that's the worst, is laughing along and they'll say really uninformed,
Speaker 3: dumb shit'sogynistic bullshit, but there's no one to call them out. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: but there is, like there's sort of method to the
Speaker 3: madness because those videos always blow up, don't they.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And that's why I see them, because
Speaker 2: then my algorithm has straight in it. No, it doesn't
Speaker 2: have any of the boy words. In it, but it
Speaker 2: gets on my feed it'd be because of podcast. Oh
Speaker 2: you're right.
Speaker 3: And also the amount of it is they always blow
Speaker 3: up because it stirs the pot. Whenever these straight men
Speaker 3: put these problematic things out in the world.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is it's essentially the anti version of us.
Speaker 2: It's the straight version of what we do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not saying that we're the most intelligent podcasts,
Speaker 3: Like we're as dumb as they come.
Speaker 2: But we talk about a name shit too.
Speaker 3: But like, this is a certain way about these straight
Speaker 3: men delivering their podcast.
Speaker 8: So, like I've got an example.
Speaker 3: This is just the sort of things that you might
Speaker 3: hear on a straight man podcast.
Speaker 13: One thing I hated back on to restaurance is when
Speaker 13: they asked for a tip. I feel like in Australia,
Speaker 13: we just don't do that, right. So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 13: we have the bill. They bring it over and they've
Speaker 13: got like the receipt printed down and they put it
Speaker 13: on the table and that we'll be back. And I
Speaker 13: was like, so you're just waiting for me to write
Speaker 13: a tip. I think down the bottom of tip and
Speaker 13: I'm like, no, not happening.
Speaker 1: Never happened.
Speaker 13: The screen literally said, would you like to tip? And
Speaker 13: it's like a yes or nobody.
Speaker 1: In her hand. No, like such a piece of shit.
Speaker 13: Like she said about this, I was like, n note
Speaker 13: it for you.
Speaker 2: I can get fuck.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 2: What to be fair, they actually sound quite fun. I
Speaker 2: feel like I get along with them. What's the name
Speaker 2: of that show?
Speaker 3: But there's just something about the way they do this
Speaker 3: thing that my brother does right where they talk and
Speaker 3: it's like they don't open their mouth very wide, so
Speaker 3: that I kind of sound a lot. These like those
Speaker 3: sound like you're mumbling a bit and you're like, oh
Speaker 3: fuck that not to fucker. Also, just keep their lips
Speaker 3: really close together when they.
Speaker 2: Talk, and they laugh so aggressive and really quickly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they immediately result to insults. Always I
Speaker 6: always have to insult somebody.
Speaker 2: And also I love that was the most basic observation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they I mean, like I said, we can't talk.
Speaker 3: We're quite bloody basic when it comes to our observations too. However,
Speaker 3: this is the sort of problematic shit we're talking about
Speaker 3: that always blows up. Okay, so this is what we
Speaker 3: need to channel in our experiment.
Speaker 4: As a male, I could have eighteen thirty forty fifty
Speaker 4: women pregnant at the same time. As a female, you
Speaker 4: can only be pregnant by one.
Speaker 2: Man at a time.
Speaker 4: And further it, it will fit you as a woman
Speaker 4: to stick to that man, because the more you get pregnant,
Speaker 4: the more your value declines, stretch marks, losing the vaginal elasticity,
Speaker 4: and all of these meaningful things that attract met So
Speaker 4: you are one who should stick with the man. So
Speaker 4: monogamy is very meaningful for women, whereas for a male
Speaker 4: who has a lot of resources, monogamy is not a necessity.
Speaker 8: Shut up, I feel sick.
Speaker 2: I feel fucking sick less.
Speaker 6: Decid Oh my god, God, I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 2: And the ding what do they need?
Speaker 8: The and so anyway, these always blow up, don't They always?
Speaker 2: Millions of us.
Speaker 8: So this is our experiments. So we're gonna pretend we're straight.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, so we need to change quite a
Speaker 2: few things. What we're going to do is, for those listening,
Speaker 2: you're in on the joke. This is a long game.
Speaker 2: We're going to do our impression of a straight man podcast.
Speaker 2: We're going to put it up on our podcast feed,
Speaker 2: which has quite a few thousand followers.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it'll be on our TikTok.
Speaker 3: So idiots listening right now, you've got to go to
Speaker 3: the comments and be outraged as soon.
Speaker 2: As you see the video. Don't be like this is hilarious.
Speaker 2: I'm in on the joke. We want people to see
Speaker 2: if they believe that we're a straight podcast.
Speaker 8: It's like there's people like this in the world, and
Speaker 8: it's just sad that people think this work.
Speaker 2: Or amen brother with the praying emotion. Now, the problem
Speaker 2: is mitch our screens behind they're not straight. We need
Speaker 2: to fix them up.
Speaker 8: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: They're a bit do you yeah? Something about the hot
Speaker 2: pink and the yellow. They're always in like a it's
Speaker 2: like a home office. It's never a good yeah.
Speaker 3: Why does straight men just avoid studios like they're always
Speaker 3: just in their lound room.
Speaker 8: Can you find a really disgusting bedroom?
Speaker 2: Find us a sharehouse lounge room with one half dead
Speaker 2: palm front in the back and they always have a
Speaker 2: cheap boom arm. Oh, this is I reckon. I'm going
Speaker 2: to be the giveaway.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to sound straight at all, Like I
Speaker 3: can't say anything problematic that true.
Speaker 2: Isn't that ironic? I've got a high voice to near it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, Sam, it just becus
Speaker 3: the most disgusting blow up mattress on a carpet of
Speaker 3: bedroom with the boxes and no furniture.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and a used coffee mug on the ground.
Speaker 2: Oh that is fout.
Speaker 8: Okay, you nailed that.
Speaker 2: Actually, well he is a straight man. That's actually Sam's bedroom.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to say something really dumb and we're
Speaker 3: not don't go too far, just like really uninformed and stupid.
Speaker 3: And then I'll just be like your hype man, the
Speaker 3: just eggsy on.
Speaker 2: Yes, because there was one in that first one that
Speaker 2: would just repeople. The host was saying, and then may laugh.
Speaker 3: Actually, Jenny, you're gonna have to be like I said,
Speaker 3: the pick me girl. It just never sends up for women.
Speaker 3: It just goes yeah, yeah, Sam, it's not like a
Speaker 3: hat out there. So I can look straight.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, you give me a minute.
Speaker 8: I just put my hood on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give myself a front fringe.
Speaker 8: Do I look straight over and put my hood up?
Speaker 8: Is that better you do?
Speaker 5: At?
Speaker 6: No, that's good.
Speaker 2: So you don't show. Don't show your perfectly coconut oiled hair. Now, no,
Speaker 2: straight away, all right, this is my fringe, because what
Speaker 2: a straight man do. They love to cover their receding
Speaker 2: hair like I like to do that too. Shut up.
Speaker 8: That's why I've embraced the middle part.
Speaker 2: I'm going to button all the way up.
Speaker 1: Is that straight?
Speaker 2: Sam?
Speaker 3: Is there like a hoodie or something out there to
Speaker 3: make Mitch look more straight?
Speaker 8: He still looks gay to me.
Speaker 2: Now you need the full button up like a lad.
Speaker 3: Now you look like a bloody altar boy. So with
Speaker 3: there no hat out there, Sam, oh, I think he's
Speaker 3: found one.
Speaker 6: He's found a hat.
Speaker 3: He's found it, Like, yes, this will change everything. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to You're gonna have to loosen thing
Speaker 3: for your big head.
Speaker 2: Anyone have an extended belt? I'm sure? Were it front
Speaker 2: way or back.
Speaker 8: Back way, back way, it's definitely. Oh god, there we go.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. Have you guys ever seen me
Speaker 2: with a hat on? It's never. It's giving a bit
Speaker 2: humpty dumpty. Just quietly bag.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my bum bag.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's my purse.
Speaker 8: I think you'll find and that's the difference.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 8: There we go.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, did you see your own reflection? I look heterosexual.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what let's just let's just roll.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is us channeling a stupid, uninformed straight
Speaker 3: man podcast.
Speaker 2: And you just know that if this was real, it
Speaker 2: would be called a couple of bitches.
Speaker 8: No, it'll be called like Lad's unfiltered or something, you know, and.
Speaker 2: Our logo would be a red back spider with our
Speaker 2: faces in the middle.
Speaker 3: But don't say anything too fucked up. Just say something dumb.
Speaker 3: But like you say it with such conviction.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I've got a theory right that breast milk isn't.
Speaker 3: Real, Mitchell, lower the tone you sound. You're like breath,
Speaker 3: look even real, too animated.
Speaker 2: But it's not.
Speaker 8: Isn't real?
Speaker 2: Agon?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, well but here's the thing. But brohm,
Speaker 2: we'men are lying about the periods. Man, put your mind
Speaker 2: to it for a second and think about it, right,
Speaker 2: And I'll put this to the room. Chicks a love
Speaker 2: to waffle on about their period I get every two weeks.
Speaker 2: I get every two.
Speaker 8: Weeks, fucking constant me.
Speaker 2: Where's the proof when you think about it, it's so true, right,
Speaker 2: get this right? Only periods I know in my life
Speaker 2: high school, finishing home economic, you finish English, you finish mathematics.
Speaker 2: What about maybe when you're writing a sentence and you
Speaker 2: finish that thing you lost me, man, the thing at
Speaker 2: the end of a sentence that's a period. You're like,
Speaker 2: how are we.
Speaker 3: Supposed to know that you're actually telling the truth, Like
Speaker 3: you're a cheek. I've never actually seen a period eight,
Speaker 3: so you could be a conspiracy eight.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm so with you. And they lie like this, they
Speaker 2: get us, they try to get it's.
Speaker 3: A flirty like, don't you it's not even true man,
Speaker 3: And I've never seen anyone by periods.
Speaker 8: Now, I think that was really profound from us. I
Speaker 8: think we made some points.
Speaker 2: The first one. They just basically described how paying at
Speaker 2: a restaurant works, and they thought it was groundbreaking. So
Speaker 2: we need to do something really simple and think that
Speaker 2: it's groundbreaking. Hear me out, let's try.
Speaker 3: Oh you're actually doing it now? Yeah, okay, how don't
Speaker 3: you have to give me warning? It takes the way
Speaker 3: for me to get any straight man character.
Speaker 9: Real.
Speaker 2: And that's why giving birth should cost money. But more
Speaker 2: on that later. Hey, today, petrol, they're all the same
Speaker 2: broney three ninety four, ninety six. It all goes on
Speaker 2: the same pit man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon, it's not even any different a you
Speaker 3: just put it in and like the cargoes, it doesn't
Speaker 3: even matter.
Speaker 2: I've got a friend, right, Blake, Like hey, okay, or
Speaker 2: you fucked out at the Christmas party twice in the night.
Speaker 8: You know, I mean, she doesn't like to talk about it.
Speaker 2: You know she fucked Blake. Yeah, she fucked Trevor and
Speaker 2: then she fucked Blake again.
Speaker 8: No, you gotta you gotta stop doing that.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: You gotta keep yourself pure. You got to dedicate yourself
Speaker 3: to the one man once you find him.
Speaker 2: But no one actually respects a woman that has kissed
Speaker 2: a man before they kiss you.
Speaker 3: If the liberties feel dirty, man, you know what I mean, Like, God,
Speaker 3: they feel dirty.
Speaker 8: But if I want to kiss someone doesn't matter. But
Speaker 8: for girls, nah.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's true.
Speaker 3: True, yes, even she agrees, like women are just not
Speaker 3: speaking up, you know, like they all think this ship,
Speaker 3: but they're not brave.
Speaker 2: Enough to say it.
Speaker 6: You know what you think exactly.
Speaker 2: And that what you just said there is profound.
Speaker 3: Statically, when did we change names? I feel disgusting ninety three?
Speaker 8: Okay, So if you see these videos on our TikTok
Speaker 8: go be offended or agree with us and say equally
Speaker 8: stupid shit.
Speaker 2: In the comedy. Add another thing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that ding is so annoying.
Speaker 6: Yeah so dark.
Speaker 8: Oh our ding is much more theatrical because we're mosh.
Speaker 2: What a performance that tick is? You want to hear?
Speaker 2: Their incorrect buzzer doesn't exist because men can't be wrong
Speaker 2: in their eyes. Yes, sir, Amen, that's right. It's so
Speaker 2: fucking true. True, yeah, true, preach. All right, shall we go?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think we should before we say something fucked bumbags.
Speaker 2: Reminds you that time I wore a hole to monitor
Speaker 2: for a week.
Speaker 8: Oh I've had to do that before too.
Speaker 3: You know what, it is realized we said that Jenna
Speaker 3: should be the pick me girl that never disagrees with this.
Speaker 8: I feel that you should disagree with us more. You
Speaker 8: should probably been with your opinion.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 6: But you're not talking about stuff like that. Oh if
Speaker 6: you were, I'd punch you in the face.
Speaker 3: Just as long as you know that you're allowed to.
Speaker 3: You know, if we ever say something and you disagree,
Speaker 3: please pipe in. I know that because usually you agree
Speaker 3: with us. What's something we could say that Jenna wouldsagree with?
Speaker 2: Murder, not on.
Speaker 6: Oh come on, you've never tried it.
Speaker 2: All right, Thank you for listening everyone. Thank you to
Speaker 2: Ben Forda for coming on. What a Superstar is a
Speaker 2: good week in the other choice city. No, he didn't
Speaker 2: do we even tell him that was live. Maybe he
Speaker 2: just thinks we only do dual phone calls. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: never actually said hey, Ben, you're on the show. I
Speaker 2: think we did, didn't we I don't know. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: we actually should mention. Mitch and I saw each other
Speaker 2: twice this weekend.
Speaker 8: It's too much. I've done out of conversation.
Speaker 2: Actually almost three times, really, because we went over at
Speaker 2: midnight to a new day. So I saw you Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 3: You know, he said last week that he's in his
Speaker 3: social era. I thought, bullshit, you're not going to socialize.
Speaker 8: Oh god, he's really committed.
Speaker 3: I saw him twice Friday and Saturday night. Famously he
Speaker 3: hibernates on those nights. Yes, but no, we didn't.
Speaker 2: This week. I've realized I just won't have any friends
Speaker 2: if I keep saying no. So I've said yes to
Speaker 2: everything I've been invited to.
Speaker 3: God, let's fuck with him and just invite him to
Speaker 3: so much shit.
Speaker 2: I've got a BDSM party.
Speaker 8: Do you want to feel in on trash Alley?
Speaker 3: When I hate the way, I will actually great that.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be in Fiji in a few weeks and
Speaker 3: so I have to do the show by myself.
Speaker 2: I'll love to do. You wouldn't have to alter the
Speaker 2: catering budget at all? Well you wouldn't. Oh god, I
Speaker 2: can say that. Okay, thank you for listening. Should we
Speaker 2: actually do that?
Speaker 8: Can imagine you want trash ole feel in?
Speaker 2: What do you talk about celebt gos? That's my radio show,
Speaker 2: cele If anything, I'm more qualified than him.
Speaker 8: It's very different to hear.
Speaker 3: We don't talk about, you know, misogynistic TikTokers and like
Speaker 3: infomercials on Studio ten.
Speaker 2: What do you talk about Kim kay and?
Speaker 8: Oh no, we bean in the Kardashian Oh yes.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I didn't. Yeah, if this is
Speaker 2: a genuine offer, lit me in with David and I'll
Speaker 2: send you my feet my close of business.
Speaker 8: We'll talk off the but that would be kind of
Speaker 8: funny you on trash Alley.
Speaker 2: I'm in my yes Man era. That Jim Carrey movie.
Speaker 2: I watched it and thought I'm gonna do that all right.
Speaker 8: Well we'll see how long this social line era last.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening everyone. I need to go rise to
Speaker 2: my head under cold water. That hat has really do
Speaker 2: me a dirty and great to see you again, Sam General,
Speaker 2: see next week.
Speaker 8: We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2: Idiots, Love Your Baby Fat? Is it just Me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 12: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 8: Welcome to add brief.
Speaker 3: This is our secret segment on the end, we pretend
Speaker 3: that the show's over and then we keep talking shit
Speaker 3: and hopefully no one hears this part unless you're like
Speaker 3: a real MVP, because yeah, this has been embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And also hello to all the new listeners. Because, like
Speaker 2: we said, the straight men get a lot of views
Speaker 2: on TikTok, the game men also get a lot of views.
Speaker 2: We have a whole new TikTok audience did hear listening
Speaker 2: and a lot from the States. So I don't know
Speaker 2: what we did, but we hit the American gay audience
Speaker 2: and I love it. I love it.
Speaker 8: Also, have you noticed that a lot of people because
Speaker 8: our Facebook.
Speaker 3: Group and during idiots, just for our own little survey monkey,
Speaker 3: we've got a question.
Speaker 8: When you enter the group, it says.
Speaker 2: How did you discover us?
Speaker 8: Just out of curiosity.
Speaker 3: There's been a lot of people saying I listened to
Speaker 3: trash Alley and I ran out of episodes, so I
Speaker 3: started listening to this one. Yes, and so it's worked
Speaker 3: in your favor. Actually, even though trash Alley is your nemesis.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I actually saw a lot. I accept them
Speaker 2: straight away. I am a fan of Mitchell Turi in
Speaker 2: everything that he does, and I ran out of everything
Speaker 2: that he does.
Speaker 8: I haven't seen any.
Speaker 2: I've got approveprove, and the moderators can back me up.
Speaker 2: Speaking of are we do for a moderator games? Are
Speaker 2: we do for? Have we done twelve? Because that's every
Speaker 2: twelve months a moderator games?
Speaker 3: Oh well, all I remember about the moderator games is
Speaker 3: that we're in lockdown because I was working from home,
Speaker 3: so it would have been what like June, July, August.
Speaker 2: Okay, well time is running, Finn.
Speaker 3: For the current moderators, are you actually gonna off them?
Speaker 3: Are you going to cancel them and get new ones?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: To moderate our.
Speaker 8: Fast Book group.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'll miss them.
Speaker 3: Are they allowed to reapply? Of course they can, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe we bring on people to oust them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm happy that it's coming up, so don't freak out
Speaker 2: about it. Current moderators. There's not a lot of moderating required,
Speaker 2: not really. One person said one dumb thing once and
Speaker 2: I think I blocked and I jumped on.
Speaker 8: Do you know one thing I had to delete once?
Speaker 8: What someone put in the group.
Speaker 2: Don't be mean it mean about me?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you'll back me up on this.
Speaker 3: I think you'll find that I made the right call.
Speaker 3: Someone put in the group. Oh my god, I heard
Speaker 3: you guys talking about banana vapes, Combs's favorite flavor. I
Speaker 3: just went and tried one, and it's delicious.
Speaker 2: It's my new favorite.
Speaker 8: And I was like, no, no, no, how many times.
Speaker 3: Do I have to say do as I say? Not
Speaker 3: if I do, I've said a million times. I don't
Speaker 3: endorse vaping. It was a huge mistake, yes, because it's.
Speaker 8: Like very addictive and not good for you. So I
Speaker 8: just don't go there.
Speaker 2: And you would have canceled it for that, and I
Speaker 2: would have denied it based on the mention of our
Speaker 2: rival fruit.
Speaker 8: Sam, you missed this last week.
Speaker 3: A cheery has boycotted bananas and you're expected to do
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 2: Oh really Australian bananas. I'll go to Fiji and coffer
Speaker 2: lady finger.
Speaker 8: No, youuring character is the straight man again.
Speaker 3: But yes, like I said, just for the record, don't
Speaker 3: bloody vape Mitch.
Speaker 2: At the party we were at, remember, I was very
Speaker 2: tipsy and I found someone's vape on the ground and
Speaker 2: I took it and I said, don't you dare? And
Speaker 2: don't you dare? And I did, No, you did not.
Speaker 2: Then the bottom flashed and Mitch was like, ah, that
Speaker 2: means it's out. And I was sucking on someone's dead babe. No,
Speaker 2: that's foul, and all I got was battery acid in
Speaker 2: my mouth. It was awful.
Speaker 8: I told him not to do it.
Speaker 1: He did, he did, he did.
Speaker 2: Now, Jenna, can you give me the number for Australian sense,
Speaker 2: because I'm serious.
Speaker 3: I reckon in many years to come. Sorry, this is
Speaker 3: I'm film the vaping thing in many years to come,
Speaker 3: when they've finally done all this research about how harmful
Speaker 3: it is. I'm going to be that bitch on the ad,
Speaker 3: the smoking ads. It's like I wish as smoked I
Speaker 3: had a successful podcast.
Speaker 2: They'll cut to me now this is my counterpart who
Speaker 2: didn't vape, and I'm holding up Logi's.
Speaker 8: Same age, same income, but one of them vapepes.
Speaker 2: This is the one that vaped.
Speaker 3: Firth your teeth, then you're wig and then you're a
Speaker 3: three device And I have very for the day.
Speaker 8: And now here's the one that didn't vape.
Speaker 1: Will and Fortune everybody.
Speaker 2: Yes, I had my third heart transplant this week and
Speaker 2: I'm back on the show. All right, can you please
Speaker 2: get me Australian Center. Australian Center, Australia. I want to
Speaker 2: call them and.
Speaker 8: I want to Oh my god, that feels like so long.
Speaker 2: Ago, I know. Is that the same show?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, it's today. I'm sure.
Speaker 8: Why are you calling Center?
Speaker 2: Threats Reggie from Big Brother?
Speaker 8: Is it hi, Reggie?
Speaker 2: I've got Reggie. I've got an interview with Reggie from
Speaker 2: Big Brother?
Speaker 1: Do you yeah? I take it?
Speaker 6: Oh, she's really nice.
Speaker 2: I like her. Pause it.
Speaker 1: She was sweet.
Speaker 2: I do I do froth.
Speaker 8: Reggie in all honesty and she's back.
Speaker 2: I know, God lover. Did she win? Yeah?
Speaker 3: She beat Christie Swan was Christy's one runner up. They
Speaker 3: were Bestie's in the house the whole time. Christie and
Speaker 3: Reggie if only I told you that prior, you could
Speaker 3: have used that in your interview.
Speaker 8: It's almost like you haven't researched her.
Speaker 2: And I saw legally blind and I read legally blind,
Speaker 2: so I asked how the filming was.
Speaker 8: Well, idiot, So sorry, who the fuck are you calling?
Speaker 2: The Scent calling cent Australia because we won our own
Speaker 2: coat to sell at a very affordable price.
Speaker 5: We'll do the talking Australia.
Speaker 2: Hey, sephan, my name is Mitch Jury. I'm calling from iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5: How are you yourself?
Speaker 2: Good? Mate? I'm good. Hey. I know this is a crazy,
Speaker 2: crazy ask and we can discuss it in an email
Speaker 2: or whatever. But I host a podcast couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: I also work at Kiss FM. We're recording right now.
Speaker 2: We have to tell you that on the podcast right now, Stefan,
Speaker 2: and we want to I don't know if anyone's ever
Speaker 2: done this, but is it possible potentially craft Ascent for
Speaker 2: our podcast?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Absolutely, there's a bit of lead time behind and getting
Speaker 10: it right, but it's yeah, absolutely something that we can
Speaker 10: do it in Australia.
Speaker 2: Stephan. That's fantastic because the podcast people listened to in
Speaker 2: the car, so we thought maybe get the scent, maybe
Speaker 2: get it as a car refreshener so they can smell
Speaker 2: the show as they listen to the show.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, yeah, that's it's a really good, really good idea,
Speaker 10: and it's something you would love to do.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can I give you an email because
Speaker 2: I genuinely love to make this happen.
Speaker 10: Awesome, Yeah, reach out and we can get the ball
Speaker 10: rolling on it.
Speaker 5: Look for hearing from you, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Stefan, Thank you mate, See you guys, babe. What
Speaker 2: a charming fellow.
Speaker 3: Step He did say, there's a bit of lead time,
Speaker 3: so actually you get on that shit because the last
Speaker 3: thing we need is more merch delays. Oh for everyone
Speaker 3: who's still waiting on merch, I apologize, don't you worry.
Speaker 3: I've been going full Karen on them. They're on the
Speaker 3: way though. They actually are finally good. Apparently there was
Speaker 3: like rain which delayed the hand tie dyeing of the
Speaker 3: shirts or something, and then I'm like going, it's really Also,
Speaker 3: did I tell you know how we had the competition
Speaker 3: blue verth yellow Pope one?
Speaker 2: Yeah you did, you did.
Speaker 3: Originally it was going to be yellow and pink, and
Speaker 3: then we ended up saying no swap out blue. They
Speaker 3: sent all three, so now we have a fuckload of
Speaker 3: pink pop sockets.
Speaker 8: Oh shit, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well you know what we could bring back. Leave a review,
Speaker 2: get on the podcast, get a pop socket, it gets listens.
Speaker 2: You know what I really want to do.
Speaker 3: I wanted to do mug may like, we bring back
Speaker 3: the mugs, but with the season four photos and a
Speaker 3: different color.
Speaker 2: I pitched this, and tell me if you think this
Speaker 2: is a good idea I wanted to put. Also, put
Speaker 2: Jenna's face in the middle of the mug, down the bottom,
Speaker 2: so people go, you've.
Speaker 3: Left her out again, And when they get to the
Speaker 3: bottom of the market, on the bottom of their drink,
Speaker 3: they're like.
Speaker 8: Oh, hi, jesus, here it is I love.
Speaker 3: But we make her face like burnt because she's been
Speaker 3: under a hot coffee.
Speaker 2: Yes, tea bagging me. Oh my god. Well, let's not
Speaker 2: discuss merch until our listeners get latest a bunch of merchan.
Speaker 2: We thank you for.
Speaker 8: Buying it, yeah, and it's actually not far off.
Speaker 2: Here, it's coming and we apologize. But yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe he's an incentive say thank you for waiting. Some
Speaker 2: free pop sockets on the show could be one.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, no, they will be getting free pop sockets
Speaker 8: with their order.
Speaker 5: You love me.
Speaker 2: I love it, you know what. I because I don't
Speaker 2: have a case on my phone because I'm rich, and
Speaker 2: I want a pop socket because don't have a case,
Speaker 2: and I can just stick it on. It'd be so good.
Speaker 2: You could do that now, you know even I want
Speaker 2: it my own.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, true, Okay.
Speaker 2: I got an ego to get drive. I realized that
Speaker 2: we should have put fucking what do you call it
Speaker 2: QR codes? Yes, on the pop socket.
Speaker 8: But that'd be a bit busy, wouldn't it. I'll put
Speaker 8: it on the new mugs. Maybe we'll make mug May happen.
Speaker 2: I get this too late, No, we could.
Speaker 8: Right, mug May. We're halfway through the month.
Speaker 2: But fuck it. I like mug Mate, but we need
Speaker 2: to do a fund design. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's my point.
Speaker 2: I've already called Stefan, so I'll follow that. You followup
Speaker 2: the mugs.
Speaker 8: Great and more.
Speaker 6: I'm going to be sending them out.
Speaker 3: So yeah, do you have a think that Jenna, who
Speaker 3: with prize Keeper, Yes, really should be the one sourcing
Speaker 3: and doing all this price keeping. So what I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do is, once we get these pop sockets and it's
Speaker 3: gonna dumb the one a desk and be like, deal
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 8: Give them out, You've got a week. You think of
Speaker 8: the mechanics, do you think?
Speaker 2: You send them out and you do everything like one
Speaker 2: of those viral videos of the wankers that get a
Speaker 2: parking ticket and they're like, who, I'm out from the
Speaker 2: city hall and I got my three hundred dollars poking
Speaker 2: ticket in pennies and they dump the pennies on the desk.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I hate them, but yes, great idea. Yeah, Jenna, about
Speaker 2: time we put you to work.
Speaker 3: We should, we should, we should name it. We'll call
Speaker 3: it the Jenna does her job challenge.
Speaker 6: He can't even get guests.
Speaker 8: No, you're already.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong, Jenna. God, it's just really.
Speaker 8: Difficult be the only one that's competent in the room.
Speaker 2: In waffle on nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. I said, I
Speaker 2: want a filee. Yeah, Haveviana. Gotta love Haviana. I used
Speaker 2: to make what happened to Haviana The Fall of Havana's
Speaker 2: They had vending machines.
Speaker 6: And still machines.
Speaker 8: Do they not have those anymore?
Speaker 2: Don't fee what people? I would not know where to
Speaker 2: buy crocs took over slides slide.
Speaker 8: That's true, but I also do have a pair of
Speaker 8: heavy honas.
Speaker 2: They're bloody gorgeous. Yeah, you know what, You're the only
Speaker 2: person I can and this isn't a dig, but you're
Speaker 2: the only person I can think of that I have
Speaker 2: recently seen in Havana's and you rocket it's very They.
Speaker 3: Did send them to me, though, I got sent Bennet's
Speaker 3: tre David put the package at my door and said,
Speaker 3: see below.
Speaker 2: What else is there? Let's quickly google some workling go
Speaker 2: business jargon. I'm going to craft an email to my
Speaker 2: producer of my radio show. Oh my god, Nat Penfoalt,
Speaker 2: who you love not now produces my radio show. In
Speaker 2: case she didn't know, but she produces the show. I'm
Speaker 2: going to send her an email for my night show,
Speaker 2: but I'm going to only speak in business jargon.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, there's a website Good afternoon, nap no,
Speaker 8: so the subjects.
Speaker 2: I've got Jess Malboy on the show tomorrow night, so
Speaker 2: let's craft an email. I'm going to make the subject JM.
Speaker 2: J just Mambley sees no JM in the PMS. Oh yeah, JM.
Speaker 2: Two morrow.
Speaker 3: No, but they always write like in the am instead
Speaker 3: of in the morning, and I thought they were talking
Speaker 3: about the radio frequency at first. When I got those
Speaker 3: emails here, it was like, oh in the am and
Speaker 3: I'm like, we're on FM babes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitch, you tell this story very well.
Speaker 2: You told me the first email you got when you
Speaker 2: worked on the KRN Jackie Our show about Kyle and
Speaker 2: they used abbreviations. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I got an email that says, speak to k in
Speaker 3: the am tar, no full stops or capital letters. And
Speaker 3: I was like, who's k Does she work in reception?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what's the AM? I was like, we don't
Speaker 2: work on it. But also tar, Like You're like, is
Speaker 2: that tar? Or is that thanks a lot?
Speaker 5: Like what is?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I'm actually these days I'm quite a slut for a tar.
Speaker 3: I use tar all the time on emails.
Speaker 2: I write cheers, which is a bit heterosexual. All right,
Speaker 2: So I've got done GM in the AMC's I'll go
Speaker 2: who's the GM JM just my boy. So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go Nat.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, Nat. Hope this email finds you well, God,
Speaker 3: is it slow tiping? I am writing in regards to
Speaker 3: the Jessica Malboy appearance schedule for tomorrow? AM, No, PM,
Speaker 3: is this something that you have the capacity to make?
Speaker 2: Priority by Cob Good afternoon, Nat warm warmest.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 8: We were talking about this on trash Aler the other day.
Speaker 3: The bitchiest thing you can sign off an email with
Speaker 3: is thanks in advance, which kind of implies like it's
Speaker 3: not up for discussion.
Speaker 8: You're fucking doing it.
Speaker 2: JM in AMC's.
Speaker 8: That's out at her desk.
Speaker 2: If she reads that I'm waiting in regards to the
Speaker 2: I'm writing in regards to the jam appearance scheduled for tomorrow, AM,
Speaker 2: is this something that you have the capacity?
Speaker 5: Am?
Speaker 2: It's pm B Cob thanks in the best mystery, warmost
Speaker 2: regards your boss.
Speaker 3: No, warmost regards m M.
Speaker 2: Is she looking she's doing?
Speaker 8: What a slack for witnessing her be slack on emails like.
Speaker 2: She's out there producing my quiz and not reply to
Speaker 2: my stupidity.
Speaker 8: I didn't realize that she was working on your show properly.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, she does. She produces everything.
Speaker 8: Wow, she's not very good.
Speaker 2: We should probably go by the way what I want
Speaker 2: to show. I just want to wait.
Speaker 8: Can we just wait until that opens this email.
Speaker 2: She's scheduling music. I feel bad.
Speaker 3: Just tell her put the station on shuffle. You don't
Speaker 3: need to schedule music. It'll be fine.
Speaker 2: I want to do this on the show. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is, but my private Gmail. I keep
Speaker 2: getting the name Mitch Jury has been mentioned by a
Speaker 2: well known author on academ I think we did do thatt, No,
Speaker 2: I think I mentioned it. I want you've got to
Speaker 2: make an account to know.
Speaker 3: I actually used to have an academia account because I
Speaker 3: went to UNI and I fucking it's so painful that website.
Speaker 2: What even is it?
Speaker 3: It's literally likes yeah, academic sources that have to cite
Speaker 3: in all of your fucking things, Like you can't make
Speaker 3: your own original thoughts. You have to find someone else
Speaker 3: who's had that thought before and then cite them.
Speaker 1: Bullshit.
Speaker 2: It is bullshit.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, she's looking out on the screen.
Speaker 2: Is she looking now checking email?
Speaker 6: She's looking.
Speaker 2: No, she's not. She's looking very confused. Oh here we go.
Speaker 2: Did you give the email I sent to you talking about.
Speaker 4: Who's JM?
Speaker 2: Who's JM? How very dare you just?
Speaker 5: My boy?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 6: You can go?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: Can I go?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: I have work to do. Just make sure you get
Speaker 2: it done by Cob. He doesn't have time with this
Speaker 2: bullshit neither a wee. Let's go, guys.
Speaker 3: Yes, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
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Speaker 8: That's all.
Speaker 3: So week, Sam, did you forget your line or something?
Speaker 2: No, he's fucking the finance lad, so horny of the moment. Pheromones?
Speaker 8: What is a pheromone?
Speaker 2: Pheromone? No, I'm was saying you're wrong. I just don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a new instrument I'm learning. Pheromoni is the what
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 5: No? Sure?
Speaker 2: Pheromona? What? And then women a girl shut up? Overy
Speaker 2: over his sorry pul all these two of them. So
Speaker 2: the women say pheromones, pheromones are what men and women excreet,
Speaker 2: and they are what arouse people. They turn people on.
Speaker 2: What a word excreet? So have you ever been with
Speaker 2: a man, Mitch?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 8: Never end?
Speaker 2: And they've you been turned on by the smell? Maybe
Speaker 2: they've been at the gym, Maybe they're a bit sweaty,
Speaker 2: or maybe they're clean. Maybe you get off the fact
Speaker 2: on the fact that they're clean, Like that's the.
Speaker 3: True and I know what you mean. Never the sweaty
Speaker 3: version though, Yes, if we end up that way, so
Speaker 3: be it to start sweating.
Speaker 2: Hayden kind of likes that. I think he likes the
Speaker 2: sweat a little bit.
Speaker 8: Oh well, thank god that comes in handy.
Speaker 2: What a bush pig.
Speaker 8: Of a boyfriend he's got, who's always perspiring.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't have made it past one month if he
Speaker 2: wasn't into perspiration. All right, let's go. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening everyone, We love you.
Speaker 8: What a tears smell like? That's not my boyfriend's going
Speaker 8: to get one day.
Speaker 2: Also, if he oysters, it increases your pheromones. Right, Oh, aphrodisia? Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: different thing. I hope that an afridisia. It's a local
Speaker 2: drag queen. She's very good, she's amazing.
Speaker 8: What actually is it?
Speaker 2: Afrodisiak is a food or something that you consume that
Speaker 2: increases your libido. Oh so you can do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you need a whole shitnel oysters it increases your
Speaker 2: abta ship.
Speaker 8: Okay, I've got some gurgling today.
Speaker 2: We got to get out of here. Yeah, we need
Speaker 2: to get into Australian oysters.
Speaker 8: I actually hate oysters though, so I'm never it's never
Speaker 8: going to work for me.
Speaker 2: You haven't had the right oyster, good fresh oysters, or
Speaker 2: oysters killed Patrick with bacon on it. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 2: that scene on Offpring kill Patrick. Oh no, that was
Speaker 2: an oyster driving that. All right, So next week, everyone there.
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