1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: When would you that bite sized? All right, you all 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: want to hear it. You all want to know what 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: this woman pulled out from amongst her breasts. Here is 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: the complete grab. 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 2: When I was about twelve or thirteen years old, I 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 2: was in a bank and there was a big lady 7 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 2: there and she kept putting her hands down her bra 8 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 2: and feeling around and I was looking at her wondering 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: what's going on. Next thing, she pulls out a mouse 10 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 2: and looks at says, Oh, they like it down there. 11 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 2: It's nice and warm. 12 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: They they So there was multiple mice. There's there's mice 13 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: down amongst mice the bosoms, will And it's just got 14 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: me thinking. It's got me thinking, William, it's just about. 15 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 3: Why are they bosoms all of a sudden. 16 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: I don't know, I felt like the right thing to say. 17 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: It's got me thinking about, Yeah, that was you could 18 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: say that I went with the more family friendly bosoms. Anyway, 19 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: It's got me thinking about rat slash mouse people. 20 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: And mouse in breasts, specifically. 21 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: Mice in breast smell just just mouse slash rat owners. 22 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 3: That's a certain type of person. 23 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. Are all rat owners rat and 24 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: mouse owners? Are they all just a bit odd? Are 25 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: they all doing sort of weird things? The only other 26 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: piece of evidence I have here, I once went to 27 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: a wedding where the bride she was a rat person, 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: she was a rat owner. And I was like, actually, 29 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: lovely woman. I actually I quite enjoyed her company. But 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: then got to the point where the wedding cake was 31 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 1: coming out, and so it got wheeled out and I 32 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: was like, that the something on the top of the 33 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: wedding cake, it's moving, And I was like, I swear 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: that's moving. Two rats, one dressed as a bride, one 35 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: dressed as a groom. That's what she decided would be 36 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: an adorable thing on the wedding cake. What did people 37 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: eat it was? 38 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: There's a separate cake, Like, this is the this is 39 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 3: the cake where we've had verminon who are well known 40 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 3: for carrying disease, who are responsible for the bubonic plague. Yeah, 41 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 3: we're gonna put that cake over there and burn it afterwards. 42 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 3: And then here's the dessert. 43 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 1: I don't recall you eat the rat cake. I probably did, 44 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: did you, Yeah, I probably did. I don't recall there 45 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: being a second cake. Maybe there was a prop cake 46 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: and I didn't see that. You know that the shift. 47 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: Maybe it was like a Houdini trick and they swamped 48 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: out the cake. But I'm pretty sure we all we 49 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: ate rat cake. So look, there's two pieces of evidence here. 50 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: There's one woman who pulled mice out from her breasts, 51 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 1: and there's my friend who put rats on top of 52 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: her wedding cake. Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. 53 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: I just need to hear more about these rat owners 54 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: or mouse owners specific question, what is the weirdest thing 55 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: you've seen a rat owner or mouse owner do. That's 56 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: the theme of water rats for those that have picked 57 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: up on that, and that's a hot reference from the nineties. 58 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: Let's do it thirty one six ' five. Yeah, do 59 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: you know a rat owner or mouse owner? Vermin people, 60 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: the vermins? What have you seen him do? 61 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 3: What's the weirdest thing you've seen a rat owner do? 62 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 3: Try and guess which one of us came up with 63 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 3: that phone topic. 64 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, that genius, the genius. We're going to be not 65 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: naming the genius, but the genius was inspired by a 66 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: call we got yesterday who told us this. 67 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 2: When I was about twelve or thirteen years old, I 68 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 2: was in a bank and there was a big lady 69 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 2: there and she kept putting her hands down her bra 70 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 2: and feeling around, and I was looking at her wondering 71 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 2: what's going on. Next thing, she pulls out a mouse 72 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: and looks at Land says, oh, they like it down there. 73 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 3: It's nice and warm, and yeah hither now and there before. 74 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 3: The scariest thing about that story is the word they right. 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: Imagine like she she'd lose them down there like everything that. 76 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 3: I don't know how big these mousey mumbo jumbos are, 77 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 3: but like what she said. 78 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: In the course, it was a bigger lady. She has 79 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: to do a head camp, all right, quick head can asked, sorry, 80 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: I'm going to put that down. 81 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 3: Let's go to. 82 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: Six five because look, I mean, the main question we're 83 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: asking here is are. 84 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 2: All rat. 85 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 3: She's lactating? 86 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: Oh that is well, that's an image I did not 87 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: want to think about it. But yeah, down there are 88 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: all rat owner slash mouse owners, all a bit weird. 89 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: What are they doing with the rats? Let's go to 90 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: Rhiannon here, Rhann and you were a rat owner. 91 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 4: I was. 92 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,559 Speaker 5: I was a rat owner. I had two rats named 93 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 5: Splinter and Scattered, and they came everywhere with me everywhere, 94 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 5: like in my hood of my jumper, on the train, 95 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 5: off on a mission. 96 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: Really, what's the word? Yeah, what would you say? The 97 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: weirdest thing you did with them was I took them. 98 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 5: Into Centerlink to I was just finished school, was on 99 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 5: my cinnelink job seeker and went into handy my forms 100 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 5: and I took them with me to Centerlin and they 101 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 5: popped out and the lady he. 102 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 6: Was very aghast. 103 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet she was a guest. That's a hot word, Rhannon. 104 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: Let's go a gas. She was a guest. 105 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,840 Speaker 3: Did we find out whether Rhiannon went the rat rack 106 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 3: as well? 107 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 4: Though? Like? 108 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 3: Did did you ever hide him down your top? 109 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 4: Rhannon? 110 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 5: No? I think the closest I got was in my hoodie. 111 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, that's cleaner, that's a bit clean. 112 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: Let's go to Wayne here. Wayne, No, you've got you've 113 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: got a rat story? You're are you a rat owner? 114 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:26,720 Speaker 3: No? 115 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 4: I'm not a rod owner. Boys on the on the 116 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 4: steady hands like. 117 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: Sorry for those that don't know, Wayne is the fishing 118 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: Australia off a roofstop that shaved Will's face and way, No, 119 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: you've got a rat story. 120 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 4: Mate, Yeah mate, we used to go to the local 121 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 4: pub at some of all it was the last sort 122 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 4: of gig of then one. Every time we used to 123 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 4: go there, there was a lady w had a rat 124 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 4: on a shoulder and she used to dance with it 125 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 4: on the dance floor and she used to get a 126 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 4: potter beer and it used to sit there on a 127 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 4: shoulder and drink the beer on the dance A god funny. Actually, yeah, 128 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 4: did she ever. 129 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:06,840 Speaker 1: Pick up with the rat? 130 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 4: Like? 131 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: Was that ever a bit of a was that a plan? 132 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 4: Or I don't want to say too much and Coaston listened, 133 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 4: But she had this scrawny little boy bloke and yeah, 134 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,359 Speaker 4: that was her boyfriend. It was quite funny because she 135 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 4: was Yeah, it was caught funny. 136 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: Would you would you say? Would you say? Sorry? He 137 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 1: looked a bit ratty, so like she picked a human that. 138 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 4: Looked like it was he was definitely ready. It was 139 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 4: a few. 140 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: She actually tried to find, like a human rat. 141 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 3: She should have gone for you with those legs, had 142 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 3: Jess caught on, Jeff, what's your rat? 143 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 4: Yeah? Good? 144 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 6: This friend that's a big fan of foreign animals, rat sperrits, mouse, 145 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 6: kitty pigs, all the bushy ones and they sleep with her. 146 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 6: They ride on her shoulder, She gives them kisses. They 147 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 6: drink her spit. They've got such a taste for her 148 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 6: flesh that it started eating her face in the night. 149 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 4: Chunk Out had to get stitches and everything. 150 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 6: Because she just got used to liking her and tasting her. 151 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 4: It was gross. 152 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 3: Oh that do alright. 153 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: I think we've got to fill there. 154 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 3: I could tell hear more of. 155 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: The boys on the full podcast. Just scroll up.