WEBVTT - MINI: Someone on the team ALMOST joined the Mile High Club ✈️

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<v Speaker 1>It's Monday. We have to do this. It's a tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't down, I'm going to give Britain.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura a topic news topic from today and from the

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<v Speaker 2>weekend that the world is discussing. It's then up to

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<v Speaker 2>you if we pick it up, carry on the discussion,

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<v Speaker 2>or we put it down and we stop talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hits got it? Okay? Pick up? Put down? Adele announcing

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<v Speaker 1>she's leaving music. I have ten shows left after this,

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<v Speaker 1>but after that I will not see you for an

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly long.

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<v Speaker 3>Time, and I will hold.

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<v Speaker 4>You dear in my heart for that whole next of

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<v Speaker 4>my break. It has been amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need a rest.

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<v Speaker 4>I spent I spent the answer for seven years building

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<v Speaker 4>a new life for myself and I want to live

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<v Speaker 4>in I want to live my life.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been building that.

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<v Speaker 6>Right what.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Pick it?

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<v Speaker 6>No? Pick it up?

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<v Speaker 5>She's like, done this residency for so long whilst going

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<v Speaker 5>through a divorce and a relationship breakdown.

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<v Speaker 3>The residency in Vegas would be so exhausted.

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<v Speaker 4>It be so grueling, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>And then what's the point of earning all this money

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<v Speaker 5>and creating this life that you want?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you can't actually enjoy it or live it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I say pick it up and put it down simultaneously.

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<v Speaker 6>And it comes from like my pure want to hear

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<v Speaker 6>more Adele music, Like I don't want her to go

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<v Speaker 6>and have a hiatus.

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<v Speaker 4>And also how long is a very long time.

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<v Speaker 5>She'll release music. I think she probably just means she's

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<v Speaker 5>not gonna do the residency anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>She's also said that she wants another kid. And she's

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<v Speaker 2>also not even married to Rich Paul. She's just not

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<v Speaker 2>even really engaged.

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<v Speaker 6>But maybe they'll never get married. That doesn't I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>they don't need time to necessarily do that.

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<v Speaker 1>She has said in the past that that they want to.

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<v Speaker 6>No, you know, she's worked so hard, she's so amazing

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<v Speaker 6>and if anyone deserves to break.

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<v Speaker 2>It down, all right, pick up, put down the sweet,

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<v Speaker 2>sweet smell of Crayola crayons, pick it up.

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<v Speaker 4>I need context.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I know the context of this, and I'm all

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<v Speaker 6>for it. I think crayons have a distinct smell. It

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<v Speaker 6>smells like childhoods, smells like my kids. But no, I

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<v Speaker 6>know what you're talking about here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about Yeah, Crayola have trademarked their iconic smell of

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<v Speaker 2>their crayons, so they can use it in stores, the

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<v Speaker 2>CEO has said, and potentially down the line in a perfume.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've got a box of crayol and crayons.

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<v Speaker 4>No one is wearing a perfume of crayons. That is

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<v Speaker 4>so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so distinct. Yes, describe it the notes to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It smells disgusting. No, it smells.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no part of me that wants to let me

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<v Speaker 3>just put some of that summercent.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it on your pulse points. Now, Brittany Hockey's wearing

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<v Speaker 2>ruge red.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got the orange on my neck. No, it smells

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<v Speaker 5>like off place. No, it's just Plato, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It smells like Plato. It doesn't even smell. Plato is

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<v Speaker 4>like saltyer. This smells. This smells like moldy molded crackers.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently in the crayole of stores in the US,

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<v Speaker 2>now that it's trademarked, they're going to pump it into

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<v Speaker 2>the stores, so you walk in and have that as so.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's it's not a nice scent, like it's not

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<v Speaker 6>a scent that you you smell and you go, God,

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<v Speaker 6>I want more of that it's distinct, but that doesn't

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<v Speaker 6>mean it's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine going out on a date with a guy or

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<v Speaker 2>girl and then like getting to the final point, you're

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<v Speaker 2>about to kiss them at their doorstep, and you go,

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<v Speaker 2>what is that You're wearing creole?

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<v Speaker 4>That's like fun. Someone's into World of Warcraft. It's the

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<v Speaker 4>same thing, orange creola.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear purple creoleer.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, what a match.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I'm wearing texter. All Right, pick up down, ladies

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<v Speaker 1>joining the Mile High Club, pick it up?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you ever done it?

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't, but I would don't want to leave this

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<v Speaker 5>earth without giving it a whirl.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I pick it up as well.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never done it, but I admire those who managed

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<v Speaker 6>to have done it, and I would like to.

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<v Speaker 1>This is trending, trending because of Pilot.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry came out and said that he saw Lilly Allen

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<v Speaker 2>and Liam Gallagher from Oasis joined the Mile High Club

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<v Speaker 2>back in two thousand and nine. He said they were

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<v Speaker 2>under a duvet. They didn't even go to the lavatory.

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<v Speaker 2>They did in the business class jet.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what I was going to say.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't join it in economy, you physically cannot fit.

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<v Speaker 5>It's hard to get my pants down in economy.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you're in business or.

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<v Speaker 5>First they have like full on en sweet bathrooms with

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<v Speaker 5>like lounges in there, and you've got you're in a bed,

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<v Speaker 5>like what if it's quite an empty flight, Like if

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<v Speaker 5>you get just I don't know, you're opportunistic, you're on

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<v Speaker 5>a very empty flight.

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<v Speaker 4>Surely could do it an economy. I always succeeds to yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I've tried, you're not doing it an economy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have tried, Mitch an economy.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried an economy and get this is when I

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<v Speaker 2>was one hundred and sixty kilos mich joking. Also, I

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<v Speaker 2>think the air pressure really affected my I think I

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<v Speaker 2>dysfunctioned on that floor.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no blood flow to the parts. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really quite scary, all right. Next on the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming Up, I went away for a couple of nights. Actually, no,

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<v Speaker 6>that's a lie. I went away for one night, one

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<v Speaker 6>night away from my husband, and he got up to

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<v Speaker 6>something which look, I really don't think you should have.

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<v Speaker 4>Done whilst I was away.

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<v Speaker 1>Upset about it or you for it.

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<v Speaker 6>I just kind of feel as though he went behind

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<v Speaker 6>my back.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, drama and the John's about it next,

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<v Speaker 2>all right after way after way after pay on the

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<v Speaker 2>way on the picker