Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Recently then, we were talking about the most dangerous room
Speaker 2: in the house be in the kitchen, and we had
Speaker 2: some amazing stories about your kitchen injuries.
Speaker 3: Trying to be super healthy. Was making organic tomato soup stick.
Speaker 3: Blender out starts blending it, but the tomato got clagged up,
Speaker 3: so I thought, oh, right, let's switch it off, unclag it,
Speaker 3: carry on. But I didn't have my glasses on, so
Speaker 3: I didn't actually switch off the blender. I switched off
Speaker 3: my charger. I didn't know what was blood and tomato
Speaker 3: at the end of it.
Speaker 4: Everywhere doing the dishes after a Sunday roast, carving n
Speaker 4: slippery horns straight through the forward.
Speaker 1: I was young and I was getting something out of
Speaker 1: the freezer and saw it was all nice and powdery.
Speaker 4: And so I decided I'd lick it.
Speaker 1: And I got my tongue stuck to the freezer other
Speaker 1: side of.
Speaker 4: It, and I was trying to pry it off, and
Speaker 4: in the end I just had to do the big
Speaker 4: rip and it ripped it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, we're going to call this feature
Speaker 2: and make me scream, all right? So once a week
Speaker 2: we're going to pick a different room of the house.
Speaker 2: So we've ticked off the kitchen. There were loads of stories.
Speaker 2: It ran over two days and then so many of
Speaker 2: you all kitchen injury stories. We're going to go outside
Speaker 2: the house today then, so we're looking for your injury
Speaker 2: stories about if you've been injured in the garden. So
Speaker 2: in that we're looking for stories that are involving maybe
Speaker 2: on the deck, sheds and gardens. So any garden, deck
Speaker 2: or shed injuries, we want your stories. This is the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast. We're moving on from kitchen injuries
Speaker 2: and the most dangerous room in the house. We picked
Speaker 2: a new room this week. It's all about going outside.
Speaker 2: Injuries in the garden, so that involves decks and sheds
Speaker 2: are nine four one four one four three Nikola up
Speaker 2: my ladder hands saw on a branch and the sawd
Speaker 2: became stuck.
Speaker 5: Took a closer look and pulled the saw back with
Speaker 5: all my.
Speaker 2: Might, punched myself in the mouth, split my lips still
Speaker 2: have the scar greg upper ladder. How many one that
Speaker 2: needs to evolve? Upper ladder up a ladder cut a
Speaker 2: huge branch of a gum tree to the waife. I
Speaker 2: think this will fall on me. Wife said, well, why
Speaker 2: don't you move me? I kept cutting, mind asleep. Two
Speaker 2: minus later, I'm on my back with a branch on
Speaker 2: me and four broken ribs.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 5: Yes, always listen to the laugh.
Speaker 2: Christian greg counting, Good morning, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good cowding, Welcome to the show. So what happened
Speaker 2: in the garden?
Speaker 1: It was in the shed. My father was cutting a
Speaker 1: piece of wood with the angle grinder, doing some work
Speaker 1: on it with my younger brother in the shed hit
Speaker 1: an unseen bolt angle rind to split. One blade went
Speaker 1: one way, the other blade went the other, missed my
Speaker 1: brother's head by about two inches. The other blade went
Speaker 1: straight through the back of my father's leg through the calf,
Speaker 1: to which we saw him coming up the stairs holding
Speaker 1: his lead together and he just looked at us and said,
Speaker 1: get me a towel. So, yeah, he's got a massive
Speaker 1: scar there. He's actually miss if you told he's missing
Speaker 1: a finger, he's he's a classic for doing something in
Speaker 1: the backyard.
Speaker 5: But classic, classic, h it's classic. What's he lost now?
Speaker 5: That is?
Speaker 2: But it's a James Bond thing with a very Ninja
Speaker 2: SoRs going through the air.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're dodging him in slow motion, like.
Speaker 1: He does a trick with his with his finger with
Speaker 1: the grandkids, because he's missing a finger. He does a
Speaker 1: trick and sort of he picked his nose too much
Speaker 1: as a kid and that's how he lost it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, this is classic, isn't it. That's a great
Speaker 2: one to start with. Thank you very much your story.
Speaker 2: All right, So well it keeps going on nine four
Speaker 2: one four one o four three.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Sue, good morning, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 5: So is it the garden in the deck or the shed?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the garden. Just out one day, turning over
Speaker 6: the garden with a pitchfork, but I was wearing songs
Speaker 6: at the time. The pitchfork went straight through the webbing
Speaker 6: between my paes.
Speaker 5: Kind of pilf like a snag with a four. People
Speaker 5: still use the pitchfork.
Speaker 6: In Well, I'm a horticulturist. I'm a bit you know,
Speaker 6: a bit fancy is my garden.
Speaker 1: But as a horticulturist, you should know some boots, you
Speaker 1: know more than us fools.
Speaker 6: You know, you know not to do that said to me.
Speaker 6: The doctor said, you know, you should be wearing protective
Speaker 6: footing and I'm like, yes, thanks captain obvious.
Speaker 5: So what happened? Do you have to go to hospital?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I just had to go get a tetanus shot at
Speaker 6: the doctor. But the worst being I had to pull
Speaker 6: the pitchfork.
Speaker 2: Out, casual what you had to do that?
Speaker 6: You have to drive yourself to the doctor with a very.
Speaker 2: Stick it out the window, you know, a jousting stick overside.
Speaker 5: So great story, Thank you very much for giving us
Speaker 5: a call.
Speaker 4: A good one.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your garden injuries today. They was going
Speaker 2: to include decks and sheds. Christian, this is an injury
Speaker 2: about my neighbor. I was sitting on my couch one
Speaker 2: day looking across the road. I could see my neighbor
Speaker 2: standing on top of a flimsy keyword here, flimsy bunny shed.
Speaker 2: He was stood on the roof waving us and waved back,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden he fell through.
Speaker 5: What a sight. That guy goes with me. That's life,
Speaker 5: isn't it? And one minute you're waving going on the roof.
Speaker 5: What's this on my ass? Excuse me? That's my story.
Speaker 5: I'm here to share it, bunny shit.
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden I just saw disappeared into
Speaker 2: the bonding shed and I said, the neighbor Acusta Road
Speaker 2: needs a hew. Got read into corn ambulance and we
Speaker 2: didn't know what we could be in the shed, metal shovels.
Speaker 2: It could be on top of all man of the
Speaker 2: things Dad runs across. We always had to get the ambulances.
Speaker 2: I'd never seen my dad move so quickly in the sixties.
Speaker 2: Luckily the guy was fine. Long story short, I end
Speaker 2: up dating the guy fell for the roof. We are
Speaker 2: now living together, been.
Speaker 5: Together two years.
Speaker 2: Yess, that is an amazing story. All right, let's get
Speaker 2: some more of these guarde injuries. Samantha, good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning guys. Very similar to one of the callers before.
Speaker 4: My dad was working with some wood in the shed,
Speaker 4: was using the plane to shave off some of the
Speaker 4: wood and shaved off the end of his finger. The
Speaker 4: funniest thing about it, we got back from the hospital
Speaker 4: and my brother was charging all his mates twenty cents
Speaker 4: each to find the end of his finger in the sorder.
Speaker 2: Didn't turn up.
Speaker 7: No, well, it was.
Speaker 4: Shaved so like there was just little pieces parmesan.
Speaker 2: All right, Samantha, thank you very much. She could have
Speaker 2: a good day. No, thank you, Jody, good.
Speaker 5: Morning, good morning. I love you so guys, thank you Jody.
Speaker 5: We're very good. And Jody, what's your story for us?
Speaker 5: And about garden?
Speaker 8: Mind's a shed injury my husband with Tom. In the
Speaker 8: middle of the shed, I picked up a bale of hay,
Speaker 8: stepped backwards, chipped over. I hate myself a new idea,
Speaker 8: and turned out that I actually ripped my calf off
Speaker 8: my bone, and I didn't go to the doctor because
Speaker 8: I'm a coutry girl. I'm pretty tough. I thought, you know,
Speaker 8: it'll come good on its own. A year later, I
Speaker 8: went to the doctor, found out that I'd actually ripped
Speaker 8: it off. I had to sleep with a pillow between
Speaker 8: my legs for about two years until it here. There
Speaker 8: was nothing they could do with it. After that.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 8: That's fine story.
Speaker 5: Country Country are just tough. You aren't just tough, aren't you?
Speaker 1: We are?
Speaker 8: We are Another.
Speaker 5: Is so much tougher. That's ridiculous. You didn't do anything
Speaker 5: for a year.
Speaker 8: And then another time I got double barrels in the
Speaker 8: mouth by a horse and I lost three teeth, and
Speaker 8: I got up. I went inside, picked up my teeth,
Speaker 8: cleaned them, chucked them like, dipped them back in, stuck
Speaker 8: me kniles and I had a cup of tea, went
Speaker 8: to bed, and then I went to the dentist for
Speaker 8: the next day and had.
Speaker 5: Them back into your own guard. Yeah scenes this morning.
Speaker 8: Right now, it's straight as they just braced him though
Speaker 8: he was super impressed.
Speaker 2: You had a cup of tea and went to bed.
Speaker 8: I looked like Daffy Duck in the morning.
Speaker 5: We have to do a phone in tomorrow.
Speaker 2: What is your I'm so tough out in the country
Speaker 2: because that Joey is going to take.
Speaker 5: Some beating.
Speaker 1: More.
Speaker 5: I could go on, Wow, Joey, you're going to send
Speaker 5: you a prize. We've got gold class double pass tickets
Speaker 5: for the cinemas. I'll send you that. That's an amazing story.
Speaker 5: Two amazing stories for me, Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: And tooke care Andrea coome on him, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good? Andrew right, what's your garden story for us?
Speaker 7: Okay, my hobby was mowing on a really hot day,
Speaker 7: so I thought I'll take him a glass of water. Now,
Speaker 7: as usual, he left the spade on the back door step.
Speaker 7: I thought, oh, I'll jump over that like a gazelle,
Speaker 7: and the gazelle I am not. I landed awkwardly and
Speaker 7: heard my left legs snap. I think this can't be good.
Speaker 7: So tipped to the right and got that stuck and
Speaker 7: that snapped as well. Twenty minutes later, after screaming, still
Speaker 7: holding the glass of water, he heard me because our
Speaker 7: kids next door were playing outside. Get two surgeries later,
Speaker 7: seven weeks in a wheelchair.
Speaker 5: Oh you poor thing, and.
Speaker 7: The next door aber cat over and said, oh, but
Speaker 7: there's something wrong with Andrew. And we heard her screaming
Speaker 7: and John's like, no, ur, he's just lying out the
Speaker 7: back with two broken legs.
Speaker 5: Well we horror music.
Speaker 7: Now thought, oh they're having a domestic I'm thinking in
Speaker 7: all the year, is we wish? But no? So yeah,
Speaker 7: so next time you knows, he just takes his own
Speaker 7: bottle of water and I'm not going.
Speaker 2: Out say he's going to keep an eye on you
Speaker 2: the next and not looking after himselves with his own
Speaker 2: water supply.
Speaker 7: Oh look, I'm just a disaster. So last saw my
Speaker 7: Maids the Law and I kicked up some leason, got
Speaker 7: bidden by a white bell spider and UM, I'm not
Speaker 7: out out there.
Speaker 5: It's quite a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make a call after show to send
Speaker 2: someone around.
Speaker 5: Andrea, thank you very much, you're call.
Speaker 7: Have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: The amount of stories we've had to turn away actually
Speaker 2: because there were two gruesome you were taken some calls.
Speaker 2: Caitlyn comes bouncing to the studio with her high energy.
Speaker 5: Lovely energy, Oh, lovely energy.
Speaker 2: But the energy didn't match the most horrific story. She
Speaker 2: came with a great one to go to next, about
Speaker 2: a young lady fell off a ladder and landed face
Speaker 2: first on a steak.
Speaker 5: He's all right, she goes, He's fine. Now, all name
Speaker 5: is fine work. We can't have that. We can't also
Speaker 5: that energy. We can't have a bounce the energy. Hey,
Speaker 5: stay with us.
Speaker 2: You've got a great story about someone face planting a steak.
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