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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's.

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Speaker 2: Our next guest is one of the funniest people I've

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Speaker 2: ever met. He's no offense, Jonesy, So I said one

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Speaker 2: of I.

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Speaker 1: Said one that that is fair. That's a high bar.

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Speaker 2: Sure, okay, yeah, take it either way. He's presented three

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Speaker 2: thirty thousand minutes of live TV. Yep, he's visited eight

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Speaker 2: hundred Australian towns. He knows nothing about meteorology, and yet

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Speaker 2: he is the weather man and has been so on

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Speaker 2: Sunrise for a gazillion years. He's got a new book

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Speaker 2: that's called Accidental Weatherman, Sam Mack.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Jonesy and Amanda, what an amazing introduction. Thank you

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Speaker 3: so much. Guys. I feel like we're in danger of

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Speaker 3: peaking at the introduction.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think so. I think that's pretty much.

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Speaker 4: You also managed to mention you've also single handedly saved

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Speaker 4: Jetstar because of the amount of flights you took on

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Speaker 4: the plane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I do a lot of philanthropic work, but I

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Speaker 3: just want to check before we get moving. I know

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Speaker 3: this is over the phone, but I know this a

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Speaker 3: new policy where Jonesy, you tell the guests whether or

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Speaker 3: not they need to cover up hawk.

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Speaker 1: You know, this was a story. I was just telling

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Speaker 1: the girl.

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Speaker 2: This is this is a story that I was just

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Speaker 2: telling the girls in the A team, and they obviously

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Speaker 2: had passed us on the sand. We had Jennifer Hawkins

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Speaker 2: as a guest years ago when she just I think,

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Speaker 2: had just won Miss Universe. She came in here and

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Speaker 2: you said, you looked right at a chest and you said,

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Speaker 2: that's a nice top. And she moved her jacket over

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Speaker 2: and do you know he said, oh no, don't cover up.

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Speaker 4: Read Can I say my side of the story, please,

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Speaker 4: please cancel. So what happened was Jennifer Hawkins was just

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Speaker 4: starting to be a success, and I became sort of

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Speaker 4: like a Colonel Tom Parker to her a success, and

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Speaker 4: I was I was saying, that is a great top.

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Speaker 4: It looks really good. And she she covered because she

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Speaker 4: made her uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds bad. I said, no, no, it's

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Speaker 1: great top.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about well even even on the red carpet

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Speaker 2: for the load. You walk past the PERV downer and

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Speaker 2: Jewles Lund said, our Jonesy, you perve me.

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Speaker 4: Jewels Lun Jules Lun hallooed me and I thought he

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Speaker 4: was saying hello, I didn't realize we're on TV, and

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Speaker 4: as a jack, I said, stop messing with my wife

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Speaker 4: and meaning he called me a creep and a perv.

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Speaker 3: Look. One of the reasons I love Jonesy and like

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Speaker 3: we got naked together. I mean, there's the story behind that,

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Speaker 3: the real form Monty, which is in the book as well.

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Speaker 3: But I feel that one of my favorite TV shows

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Speaker 3: is Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I feel that Jonesy is

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Speaker 3: the closest I've met to real life Larry David. So

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Speaker 3: whenever Jonesy says something in a public setting, there should

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Speaker 3: be music underneath him that goes to bomb, bomb.

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Speaker 2: Bomb, which is also the sound of my Sphinx, to tightening.

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Speaker 2: I often say, going anywhere on a live performance with

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Speaker 2: Jonesy is like when you take a Clydesdale on the

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Speaker 2: stage at the Easter Show. You know it's going too,

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Speaker 2: but you don't know when.

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Speaker 1: Isn't this book about Sam Max, Well, let's talk.

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Speaker 2: About this Sam. The bit I'm just flicking through now

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Speaker 2: is some of the bizarre stuff, page after page that

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Speaker 2: you found yourself doing. Talk us through some of the

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Speaker 2: weirdest stuff that's happened when you're doing live TV.

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been rope tied to TV's Larry Emda. I

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Speaker 3: mean that one I requested I have look, I bungee

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Speaker 3: jumped on my first day on the job. I've been

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Speaker 3: to baby discos. You know, I created something. This is

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Speaker 3: actually a world first. I had. I have quite hairy legs,

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Speaker 3: but I can't grow a proper beard. So I shaved

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Speaker 3: my legs at a bisl on one morning and then

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Speaker 3: glued the hair from my legs to my faith to

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Speaker 3: create what I what I believe is a world first

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Speaker 3: LHB leg hair beard. The problem is you can't go

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Speaker 3: out in public on a windy day with LHB because

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Speaker 3: other people wear some of your LHB. But I refer

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Speaker 3: to it as the robin Hood of personal grooming. You know,

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Speaker 3: still from the rich, my legs give to the poor.

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Speaker 1: I like the idea that just the one I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at here.

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Speaker 2: Seconds before a live cross, I witnessed sam Amat to

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Speaker 2: just dog Banjo getting an erection.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what. The weirdest part about that story

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Speaker 3: is Jonesy was there telling Banjo to cover up.

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Speaker 1: I would have said, don't cover up, get there, hey,

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Speaker 1: but I wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Mention you're both. You both get a shout out within

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Speaker 3: the book.

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Speaker 2: Well, I can imagine Jonesy did because you stripped off

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Speaker 2: together for the Full Monty.

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Speaker 1: That real fun, that was mental. Well, how don't know

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Speaker 1: how i'd be in there.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to tell You're gonna have to

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Speaker 3: read it. No, man, you're in there. You feature heavily

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Speaker 3: into the chapter about the LOGI. So you and I

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Speaker 3: were both obviously nominated for the Gold Logan, Yes, a

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Speaker 3: couple of years back when we used to have events, Yes,

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Speaker 3: and Tom Gleeson won. But I talk in there about

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Speaker 3: that whole experience because it became quite a controversial Logi's experience.

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Speaker 3: And to be honest, I say really lovely things which

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Speaker 3: I believe, which is that I feel that you should

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Speaker 3: have won. And I talk about why I think you

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Speaker 3: should have won. Now that Jonesy mentioned is not quiet

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Speaker 3: as in daring. I say that Jonesy doesn't have an

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Speaker 3: art because I just wanted that to be committed to print,

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Speaker 3: and I found that out when we did the real

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Speaker 3: full Monty together.

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Speaker 1: You're lovely, Sam, thank you? Not that lovely? Not that lovely? Well,

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Speaker 1: you can read it all. You can read it all.

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Speaker 2: Man, is there a picture in here of Jonesy's bump?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, there is, and I want you to

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Speaker 3: do a pop out, but there is no pop to it.

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Speaker 4: You know, if you've heard the meaning of the word guest,

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Speaker 4: come in here, Sam. It's always a treat to talk

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Speaker 4: to you. By the book. It's so good, Sam, Mac,

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Speaker 4: thank you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me on. Guys appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda's Samnation