WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: What to do when your kid breaks a priceless artefact 🏺

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on hello everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi girls, t G I F t G.

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<v Speaker 3>I f R Yay. Would we be any lamer? Probably not?

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<v Speaker 4>What's on for the weekend, you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely enough that I'm going to veg out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lie and bedrot and it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing I've done all week.

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<v Speaker 5>I love fed rot like not actually to do it

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<v Speaker 5>because I have two kids, so I have never done it,

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<v Speaker 5>but the idea of it and the term bed rock

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<v Speaker 5>so clever.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing for britt your head now.

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<v Speaker 6>Or I'm actually going up the coast to Port mc quarry.

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<v Speaker 6>That's where my fam is, so I'm going to see

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<v Speaker 6>all the nieces and nephews.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't I miss Father's Day, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>see the parents.

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<v Speaker 5>We did speak to your dad though, and he said,

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<v Speaker 5>you're going up there drop your dog off?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, yes, two birds, one stone, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Today I on the show, so it is little Wins.

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<v Speaker 2>They're back. We need your little wins of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that you have had success in this week that

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<v Speaker 1>isn't super big, like getting a new job or graduating.

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<v Speaker 1>Something small, a little win, and if you get on

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<v Speaker 1>the air, you get a five hundred dollars out.

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<v Speaker 2>You just spend at chemistry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, look and coming up as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, if you have ever had a child break something

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<v Speaker 5>of importance and it made you feel a little bit like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh god, I should be watching them, or that was embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 5>you have never experienced what this family has just gone

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<v Speaker 5>through and their child broke something that is absolutely invaluable

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<v Speaker 5>that you could never ever replace.

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<v Speaker 2>Cringing already. Yeah, it's on the way the pickup. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to your Friday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, what is one sentence that I think every

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<v Speaker 5>single parent can relate to. It's something that every parent

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<v Speaker 5>says on repeat, especially when you have little kids, and

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<v Speaker 5>it's don't touch that. Don't touch that, especial when you

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<v Speaker 5>walk into a store. If you've ever had your child

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<v Speaker 5>break something on you, you will know when you're in a shop.

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<v Speaker 5>It is absolutely mortifying. But there was this story that

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<v Speaker 5>was circulating around a child who broke something that was

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<v Speaker 5>completely irreplaceable. Now it happened in Israel the other week,

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<v Speaker 5>But there was a kid who went into a it

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<v Speaker 5>was like an ancient museum, you know, taking your kid

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<v Speaker 5>through history museum, just a museum, all not all museums

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<v Speaker 5>of history museums though with ancient artifacts.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, right, yes, thanks for trying to school me, missed.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean ancient museum makes it sound like the museum itself.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I agree. It was a museum that had old

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<v Speaker 6>things in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we'll picture this.

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<v Speaker 5>You're walking around with your four year old. You're looking

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<v Speaker 5>at some I don't know, mummified mummy over there in

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<v Speaker 5>the corner, and then all of a sudden you hear

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<v Speaker 5>this smash. Oh I was waiting for a crash sound effects.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there you go.

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<v Speaker 5>Smash, and you turn around and there it is. You're darling,

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<v Speaker 5>little four year old standing next to a giant pot

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<v Speaker 5>that is smashed all over the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this pot's god.

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<v Speaker 5>Good, thanks for keeping up. Was three thousand, five hundred

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<v Speaker 5>years old. What from BC it smashed?

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 5>It was an old jar that used to be used

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<v Speaker 5>for either carrying wine or carrying olive oil. And this

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<v Speaker 5>poor family were absolutely beside themselves because the kid all

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<v Speaker 5>it took was a four year old. The tyranny of

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<v Speaker 5>time couldn't do it, but a four year old could.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you stop.

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<v Speaker 6>Four year old should be running around like a museum

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<v Speaker 6>with three thy five hundred year old artifacts.

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<v Speaker 5>When I first saw this, I thought that the kid

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<v Speaker 5>had climbed into like a glass enclosure or something, because

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<v Speaker 5>you would think of something, Well, if it's three and

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<v Speaker 5>a half thousand years old, you think that you would

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<v Speaker 5>try and like cord more off a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it bolted down or was it behind glass or.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was just sitting in like a pot vase,

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<v Speaker 3>and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Little kid that's that's the museum's fault.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>The little kid wanted to look inside and see if

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<v Speaker 5>there was anything inside there bit of wine left over.

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<v Speaker 3>And it just toppled over. It's too top heavy.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually know why it's not enclosed. It's because they don't.

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<v Speaker 6>They believe it's like bad luck or bad karma to

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<v Speaker 6>like close off these things.

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<v Speaker 4>They need to live free.

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<v Speaker 6>The artifacts need to have full access to the environment,

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<v Speaker 6>so they don't. They try not to put it behind

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<v Speaker 6>be behind glass. I've read they for the exact reason

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<v Speaker 6>I just told.

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<v Speaker 5>You, like expiraitual so spiritually because it's better for them.

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<v Speaker 4>They just don't believe it should be locked away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but on Ashley's called, hey, actually did this happen?

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<v Speaker 5>To you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you knock down a thirty five thousand year old pot?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a thirty five thousand year old pot?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not quite, but I did take one side of

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<v Speaker 7>my house's gutter off by trying to jump off the

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<v Speaker 7>roof onto a trampoline as a child with my brother.

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<v Speaker 7>I wasn't quite brave enough to jump from standing, so

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<v Speaker 7>I tried to jump from sitting and didn't let go

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<v Speaker 7>and took the whole gutter.

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<v Speaker 3>We took the whole gutter off the roof.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty expensive for your parents.

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<v Speaker 3>We've gotten so many messages.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually they're coming through of kids things that kids have broken,

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<v Speaker 5>and number one is TVs. The amount of children out

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<v Speaker 5>there who have broken four thousand dollars plus TVs is yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Look that's a common one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for call Ashley.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, coming up next, Mitch, you have something to

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<v Speaker 5>answer for because we in a planning meeting for radio

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<v Speaker 5>just moments ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a little look in to the notes app on

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<v Speaker 3>your phone, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, look, I think it's enough to get your canceled

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<v Speaker 5>and we're going to talk about it next.

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<v Speaker 2>You want your co host to be can be canceled.

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<v Speaker 6>But I I you have some explaining to you we

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<v Speaker 6>wouldn't mind taking a salary.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone to thank at the show the pickup.

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<v Speaker 6>I reckon it's a bit of a misconception in the

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<v Speaker 6>public around how radio is made. Like I think, if

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<v Speaker 6>you're driving in your car, you think a couple of

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<v Speaker 6>people get in a room and we just start talking

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<v Speaker 6>some smack.

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<v Speaker 5>And I understand why you might think that, but let

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<v Speaker 5>me it sounds like exactly, let me score you for

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<v Speaker 5>a second.

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<v Speaker 4>We take this very seriously.

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<v Speaker 6>Radio has full on, sit down, serious content meetings where

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<v Speaker 6>each individual brings some ideas for the week, the hard

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<v Speaker 6>hitting questions, the things everyone's talking about, all the things

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<v Speaker 6>that maybe we think will incite some great conversation. So

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<v Speaker 6>every week we bring it, we throw it around, we

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<v Speaker 6>agree on some stuff. And I just had to ask

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<v Speaker 6>myself today, Mitch, how have you been doing this ten years?

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<v Speaker 6>Because you threw some things around in radio that made

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<v Speaker 6>me wonder, what on earth is going on in your head.

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<v Speaker 6>We're not completely sold on it, but we want to

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<v Speaker 6>give you your time to shine. I want to give

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<v Speaker 6>you a moment to sell these ideas to us, these

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<v Speaker 6>conversations you want to have. We've even given it a name.

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<v Speaker 6>It is now called Mitch Pitch.

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<v Speaker 2>So Mitch Pitch.

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<v Speaker 5>I love this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so it's your.

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<v Speaker 6>Time to pitch us these ideas that you have been

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<v Speaker 6>trying so desperately to get on radio, and we keep

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<v Speaker 6>cutting you down.

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<v Speaker 5>No, to be fair, this feels like a very big

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<v Speaker 5>stitch up. Actually it is a stitch up because we

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<v Speaker 5>know the ideas you pitch them to us, and they

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<v Speaker 5>are terrible. I think these are all content ideas that

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<v Speaker 5>you want to discuss on the show and we have

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<v Speaker 5>said no to.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is what your notes app looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, I'm holding my notes up up in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just written these. I have these ideas throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>day and I go, God, Britt Laura will love them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk about that on.

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<v Speaker 5>The pickup and then we always shoot you down. You

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<v Speaker 5>get sad in the meetings, Mitch. But this is your opportunity.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe there's something that might actually hit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but actually, okay, soldiers rattle off some of my

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<v Speaker 2>I d's.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you worried that sushi places just make far too

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<v Speaker 1>much sushi?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the end?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk through a sushi store and three pm comes

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<v Speaker 1>and there's just all this left of a sushi, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go, who's going.

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<v Speaker 2>To eat that?

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<v Speaker 3>No one wants discounted sushi.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch, Ye point, it gets thrown out, it's wasted.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad that you walk past her and you worry

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<v Speaker 5>about the environment, But I don't think people care about

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<v Speaker 5>it as much as you do about the environment.

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<v Speaker 1>But not surely they could just make less sush. Next,

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<v Speaker 1>do we all just give up on the concept of

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<v Speaker 1>out of bounds? Explain well, out of bounds works for

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<v Speaker 1>children at primary schools. Mums in cars are listens. See

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<v Speaker 1>it's connected to the pick up they use out of

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<v Speaker 1>bounds for kids. You know, out of bounds don't go

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<v Speaker 1>in that area. Kids listen to it. If we just

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<v Speaker 1>use that concept as adults, like you know, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the T four transit lane and the merge and the giveaway.

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<v Speaker 1>If you just put out of bounds on the road,

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<v Speaker 1>adults would listen to it. They wouldn't drive into that lane.

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<v Speaker 3>They's are the road rules.

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<v Speaker 1>We have road rules, Yeah, but just use blanket, use

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<v Speaker 1>the statement out of bounds. It works as kids, It

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<v Speaker 1>would work if we were adults as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Imagine if they start implementing things that you have as

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<v Speaker 5>kids as adults, like no hat, no play.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'd love to be grounded and sent to my bed.

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<v Speaker 6>They could use that for like violence, for like attack,

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<v Speaker 6>no punch, no life.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, what next?

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that one doesn't land. What's what? Some others?

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd all the red backs go? I've written down?

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<v Speaker 4>Good question.

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<v Speaker 6>Great, you've hooked it in where are they?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I haven't seen them in a long time?

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen years ago that was the biggest issue that Australia faced.

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<v Speaker 1>John Howard campaigns kill the red backs, watch out for

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<v Speaker 1>red backs?

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<v Speaker 3>Did really?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go into any garage and my mama go you

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<v Speaker 1>watch out for red backs. I haven't seen a red

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<v Speaker 1>back in decades.

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<v Speaker 4>In shoes and under the logs for the fireplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes see, I told you it's something in this Where

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<v Speaker 2>are they? Where are all the red backs?

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<v Speaker 4>Well you've got to then look it up so you

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<v Speaker 4>can answer the question.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we can get doctor Harry on or get like

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<v Speaker 1>a red back specialist on what's that?

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<v Speaker 5>Other the other scientists to get on from time to

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<v Speaker 5>time forgotten his name?

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<v Speaker 3>Although where the red backs are?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it chic to wear a winter coat on holiday?

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<v Speaker 1>Yet cringe to wear a winter coat at home.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I agree. I am a different person when I'm

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<v Speaker 6>on holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you fake accents when you're overseas?

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<v Speaker 8>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fire and it's very racist. You shouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not America.

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<v Speaker 1>I get what you mean, but I mean, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're an America of British or englishpeaking, it depends where

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<v Speaker 1>you are Pakistan and going, Hey, what a fun idea

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<v Speaker 1>this would.

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<v Speaker 6>You and I lean into our accents on our Scottish

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<v Speaker 6>holiday for like the whole time we were.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking this is good?

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<v Speaker 2>What about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we hied lifeboats on cruise ships? I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>really off putting that they put them on the outside.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually that's easy access to.

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<v Speaker 1>The ambulance putting the defibrillator on the outside of the truck,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you'd be careful, fatties.

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<v Speaker 5>This could be you know, it's like when you have

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<v Speaker 5>the life jackets but they're underneath the seat and the

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<v Speaker 5>aeroplanes you don't have to look at them.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine yes, and that little oxygen thing drops out in

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<v Speaker 1>case of emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on the cruise ship. It's like a FYI, we

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<v Speaker 2>might need this.

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<v Speaker 4>So where do you want them to be in a bunker.

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<v Speaker 6>So when when you're drowning you can't get to them,

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<v Speaker 6>the bunker can open up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mechanical, all right. What do we like Mitch's pitch here.

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<v Speaker 4>A high hypochondriac. That's what I'm picking up a bit,

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<v Speaker 4>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Five hundred to win at Chemists Warehouse with your little

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<v Speaker 1>wins of the week. That cash's up for grabs after

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<v Speaker 1>this on the show. It is Friday. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>do what we do every couple of weeks. All thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Chemists Warehouse. We have five hundred dollars cash to spend.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want it, you need to share with us

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<v Speaker 1>one of your little wins of the week.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, your little wins, I mean, as the name might describe,

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<v Speaker 5>it's not your big wins. It's not that amazing stuff

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<v Speaker 5>that's happened. It's the little things that go uncelebrated in

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<v Speaker 5>the week. You know, maybe you oh god, maybe you

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<v Speaker 5>got the last trolley when you went to the shops. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and there was no other trolleys after that, but you

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<v Speaker 5>got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you were okay, yeah, a good dental clean.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's is that a little win?

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<v Speaker 2>How good does it feel when you get that park out.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe you thought you had no more nappies left and

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<v Speaker 5>it was the nighttime and you were like, crap, I've

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<v Speaker 5>got no nappies, and then you found a nappy in

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<v Speaker 5>the cupboard. No one else cares about that win, but

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<v Speaker 5>I do. Yeah, that happened to me the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>That was my little win.

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<v Speaker 2>Fiona, You've had a little win of the week.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>I learned how to ride a bike. I'm twenty four

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<v Speaker 8>years of age and I had never till this day

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<v Speaker 8>ridden a bike. And my brother, older brother, taught me

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<v Speaker 8>in the middle of our public park and everybody was

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<v Speaker 8>laughing because I was screaming that I'm going to fall,

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<v Speaker 8>and he's like, You're not gonna fall. Then I have

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<v Speaker 8>my training wheels on, and yeah, now I can ride

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<v Speaker 8>a bike.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, so good.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you get those polorful you know, those like colorful

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<v Speaker 6>things that go on the spokes and they go up

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<v Speaker 6>and down when you ride.

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<v Speaker 8>And so the neon stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's a massive win now. And also it's scary

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<v Speaker 5>when you're an adults trying new things.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did it take you so long for.

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<v Speaker 8>I never had a bike as a kid. We grew

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<v Speaker 8>up really really poor, and yeah, I guess you know,

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<v Speaker 8>as I sort of went to UNI, I didn't really

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<v Speaker 8>need a bike and didn't have any sort of outdoor

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<v Speaker 8>recreational type of stuff, and I sort of thought, I

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<v Speaker 8>need to learn how to ride a bike.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to learn how to ride a bike.

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<v Speaker 2>Ra extra riches story. She knows we've got the cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh would surprise me if she's Gina Rehinhart calling up

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<v Speaker 1>for an extra five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Natalie, Hello, what's your little wind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the week.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi?

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<v Speaker 9>They guys. So we got my daughter a little boy

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<v Speaker 9>bunny for her second birthday, and then we decided to

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<v Speaker 9>get another bunny, but it was a female, so we

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<v Speaker 9>off we went talking taking the bunny to the vet

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<v Speaker 9>to get desexed, which is around five six hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 9>and then the vet called us and said, wait, you

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<v Speaker 9>can come pick this bunny up. It's a boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that is not a weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Two boys who would have thought it?

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<v Speaker 5>Hang That rabbit must be very unfortunate if you could

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<v Speaker 5>felt like it looked like a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about the size of a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 5>Imagine being so insignificant that everyone thought it was a girl.

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<v Speaker 4>There is the size of your hand?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Or was like, hey, I would kiss that rabbit if

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<v Speaker 1>anyone wanted me to, Like no one wantsh to.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there another call?

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<v Speaker 4>Please make an end?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Natalie, why don't you send me your photo or crotch

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<v Speaker 1>that rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>To investigate further?

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<v Speaker 4>Both of them, they tried to appropiate.

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<v Speaker 2>Send it details. Actually those rabbits.

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<v Speaker 6>I love it, Johnny, please make an end?

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<v Speaker 4>Is there another caller?

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<v Speaker 2>Maria? What was your little wind of the week? Maria?

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<v Speaker 10>Hi, Well, a bit about me. I'm a curvy, voluptuous,

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<v Speaker 10>buxom cudly woman, and every time I went to the beach,

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<v Speaker 10>I've always basically worn mo move dresses, coral prit so,

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<v Speaker 10>basically tablecloth. And I went, No, this is the year

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<v Speaker 10>I'm getting bikinis. It is what it is. I went

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<v Speaker 10>to my local Big Girl saw. I went and got

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<v Speaker 10>a two piece bikini. I went, right, that's it, that's

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<v Speaker 10>it for me, gorgeous. The only thing is the girls

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<v Speaker 10>upstairs are a bit big, so I can probably tuck

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<v Speaker 10>them into the brief and just us. It's just the

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<v Speaker 10>bikini for the top, bikini top for next time.

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<v Speaker 4>A bikino.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's a big win. It's a win.

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<v Speaker 10>No, I'm a size eighteen, but I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mean your size.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean and it's a big winning confidence admits you

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<v Speaker 5>looked at me so bad there?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you want to know what I reckon? We're five

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<v Speaker 6>hundred dollars from Chemists Warehouse. You can go and get

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<v Speaker 6>yourself some sunscreen and get yourself take your.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 10>Also, I'm going to get a tan to top it off.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you so much, you'll be Oh, thank you. You

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<v Speaker 10>have lifted my big girl spirits.

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<v Speaker 4>Than legends enjoy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Rushing the chemist Warehouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Safe on all your favorite beauty, haircre and skincare products

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<v Speaker 1>shop in store.

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<v Speaker 2>Or online today. That's us done, guys for the week.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going home. Have a lovely weekend. Everyone. We'll stick

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<v Speaker 3>around listen to Will and Woody or we're coming up

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<v Speaker 3>right next. Got a rabbit to go and pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop it. I'm so uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Right I haven't had a lot of sleep this week.

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<v Speaker 4>We got your animal friend coming in tomorrow and look

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<v Speaker 4>her up.