WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Sharing Bathwater & Secret Ghost Babies

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<v Speaker 1>A good pickup with Britt Hogley and Laura Burn Radio.

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<v Speaker 2>What our windows down? My worlds in the dust?

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<v Speaker 3>Only good bull down. I've done much, but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>know I'll beg get and what I want. It don't

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<v Speaker 3>matter where.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the pickup, Hi guys, it's the pick Up

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<v Speaker 2>with Britt Hardley and Laura Burn. Welcome to the end

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<v Speaker 2>of your hump day.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh speaking to home every day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something I haven't been doing because my fiance lives

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side of the world.

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<v Speaker 3>But I got an early.

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<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Day present from Ben and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Not quite what I was expecting.

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<v Speaker 1>So Valentine's Days Friday a couple of days away, so

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<v Speaker 1>I got an early present.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't expecting it.

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<v Speaker 1>And tell me what you think about this huge right

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<v Speaker 1>came in this big package, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be good. Started to unravel it a

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<v Speaker 1>little like sports sweatband thing fell out and I was like, sweatband,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that? He sent me an entire package of supplements

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<v Speaker 1>for Valentine's Day. I got protein powders, creatine, amino acids.

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<v Speaker 1>I got magnesium for recovery.

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<v Speaker 2>You do look like you've been bulking, so I'm looking hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually it's not true. You actually are so fit because

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<v Speaker 2>of dancing with the stars at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so he sent me this, and at the start,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what a random Valentine's Day present? But

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<v Speaker 1>then when I thought about it, it doesn't scream romance,

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<v Speaker 1>but it screams thought. Like he's put a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>thought into what I actually need right now that I

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<v Speaker 1>probably wouldn't get myself, and that costs money. And he

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<v Speaker 1>sent me all these like recovery brain function things.

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<v Speaker 2>Is you?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Babe, talk me through the creatine. He goes, well,

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<v Speaker 3>Creatine's really good for brain functions. So I just thought

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<v Speaker 3>i'd top you up on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you like, have I been displaying symptoms of poor

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<v Speaker 2>brain function? Thus far? Much of a thoughtful honey, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought, do you know what, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>best present I've had in a long time because it's thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you think it's because so for anyone who

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't know, Ben is a professional sports person, he's soccer.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not think it's because you're training all time?

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<v Speaker 2>We're dancing at the moment, So he's like, I know

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<v Speaker 2>what you need. No that's what it is. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's functional and high performance. And if it's

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<v Speaker 2>also functional and it's thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, he really put the thoughting. So I take it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not Jeweli, it's not perfume.

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<v Speaker 2>But would you preferred, if you're going to pick something,

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<v Speaker 2>was it creatine or was it a ring?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a brain function?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean we all need improvements somewhere, don't we,

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Like being a mom. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>every single day with my kids, I learned something new

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<v Speaker 2>or they do something new that really just tests my patience.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't they supposed to learn something new?

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<v Speaker 2>God? No, it's a mutually exchange of learning parenthood and children,

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<v Speaker 2>Like they're learning like how to live and function and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm learning how to survive.

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<v Speaker 3>So what was this week's lesson?

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<v Speaker 2>So I told you part of this on our podcast

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<v Speaker 2>on Laugh and Cut Bread. But basically, Lola is an

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<v Speaker 2>interesting little creature. She's four years old, and she's filled

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<v Speaker 2>with very big emotions and doesn't really know how to

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<v Speaker 2>control them.

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<v Speaker 3>She's the personality higher of the family.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, I said that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was a lawa quote. Sorry, I'm not making

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<v Speaker 3>that statement about someone else, as I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know if you can actually say that about your

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<v Speaker 2>own kids already did I know? And now I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I should take a back. She's just full of personality.

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<v Speaker 2>She's very funny. She honestly is such a little entertaining human.

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<v Speaker 2>But she also has like massive swings of emotion. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's when I find it difficult to manage her, because

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<v Speaker 2>once she's on that swing of emotion, there is nothing

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<v Speaker 2>that de escalates her. So she went through this real phase.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's only just turned four, but she's a big

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<v Speaker 2>four year old. She went through this phase.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just thrown in the conflimence.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's like tall, she's a big girl, and she

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<v Speaker 2>would like if she got so filled with anger, she

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<v Speaker 2>would just start hitting or kicking right. And once we

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<v Speaker 2>got to that point, like there's not a lot that

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<v Speaker 2>I can do to try and bring her back down.

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<v Speaker 2>And because she's quite strong, like if she socker punches you,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna know about it, and it really hurts. And

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<v Speaker 2>recently she smacked me straight in the face like it

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<v Speaker 2>was probably the first time that she's hit me and

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<v Speaker 2>hit me hard enough that it really really upset me.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have really big talks about like not hitting,

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<v Speaker 2>and I could tell that it had kind of registered

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<v Speaker 2>that she felt remorseful for how bad she'd hit me. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so she's stopped hitting, which is great, Like she's really

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<v Speaker 2>taken that on board. But the problem is is that

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<v Speaker 2>the energy that like anger has nowhere to go now

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<v Speaker 2>because she's stopped hitting. So she's discovered a new technique

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<v Speaker 2>right so recently now that she's not hitting, she gets

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<v Speaker 2>so angry and you can just tell that the rage

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<v Speaker 2>is bubbling up on this little four year old that

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<v Speaker 2>she strips naked and then she moons me. And it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter where we are. We could be in store,

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<v Speaker 2>we could be in the grocery store, we could be

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<v Speaker 2>at the movies, we could be at home, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>We could be on the street. And she will literally

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<v Speaker 2>strip down button naked and and pull her butt cheeks

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<v Speaker 2>apart on the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Where has she learned this? I do it all the

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<v Speaker 1>time when I don't break this up? One of you've

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<v Speaker 1>been mooning each other? Is this how you and Matt

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<v Speaker 1>do conflict resolution? Do you just like have a fire

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<v Speaker 1>who packed the dishwasher and then just pull your pants down?

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<v Speaker 3>But I could end differently.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually think it would work. If you were having

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<v Speaker 2>a real fight with your husband and they just and

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<v Speaker 2>mooned you, you wouldn't be able to take him seriously. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good way of do the escalating an argument.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd go straight to the makeup. If you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely don't know what I mean. I do know

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<v Speaker 2>what you mean. I think I'd have an instant it

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<v Speaker 2>for my husband if his response to every argument was

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<v Speaker 2>to pull his buttcherks apart.

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<v Speaker 1>But what is worse violence or in decent exposure?

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<v Speaker 3>Because at the moment, Laola's doing both.

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<v Speaker 2>I find it amusing that my children find new ways

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much every day to assault me. I'm like at

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<v Speaker 2>the point now where I'm like, look, what's worse? Being

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<v Speaker 2>hit is far worse. So like now it's and because

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<v Speaker 2>it's quite funny, so I have to try and walk

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<v Speaker 2>away and keep a straight face and not react to that.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate the Storytop?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, please go When did you moan someone when you

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<v Speaker 2>were so angry.

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<v Speaker 1>When I used to work as a nanny in Italy

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<v Speaker 1>and I had these two kids.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just your storytop Already your life is better than mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't have kids, but I sort of did

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<v Speaker 3>for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a full time living nanny, and the

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<v Speaker 1>parents were pilots and air hostesses, so they would just

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<v Speaker 1>leave me for days on end. This was not what

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<v Speaker 1>I signed up for anyway. Their kids were so bad

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<v Speaker 1>that they would walk around the house and when they

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<v Speaker 1>were angry at me, pull their pants down, moon me

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<v Speaker 1>and pooh onto the ground. I wish I was lying.

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<v Speaker 1>They would take a dump on the kitchen floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep. I would just put newspaper over it and move

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<v Speaker 3>around it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't, they're not. It's not an animal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yellah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when a chance kids are out when you say, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry you've come home. Your kids on here.

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<v Speaker 2>I put them up for adoption. So it's terrible, but

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<v Speaker 2>that's the only option.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not kidding. It happened so many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you quit?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I want to quit my own.

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<v Speaker 2>Family when she does it to me, let alone, being

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<v Speaker 2>and nanny that's getting paid for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to hitch hike because they wouldn't. They wouldn't, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how I survived. So we're in

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<v Speaker 1>this little country town and I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>live here anymore. This is wild and they wouldn't take

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<v Speaker 1>me to the main town. So I had to hitch

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<v Speaker 1>hike from a country town to Milan and then get

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<v Speaker 1>a bus from Milan. And like that was how I

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<v Speaker 1>got out. A hitch hiked that could have ended very differently.

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<v Speaker 2>This still I know places that I never thought it would.

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<v Speaker 2>And all I'm worrying now is that the only place

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<v Speaker 2>for Lola to go was the follow through. So that's

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<v Speaker 2>what we're left with everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>That might be the next step when she can't control

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<v Speaker 3>her anywer.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope not. Anyway, I update you all on it

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<v Speaker 2>later now, Britt. Yesterday we were talking about Chrissy Teagan

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<v Speaker 2>who's gotten herself into a bit of hot water way

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<v Speaker 2>again habits Okay, So for like a little recap on that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what happened on the show yesterday. She had

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<v Speaker 2>a bath and posted it on social media.

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<v Speaker 3>Slow newsweek.

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<v Speaker 2>But she was in the bath with her three kids,

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<v Speaker 2>and so the thing that people had an issue about

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<v Speaker 2>was that her oldest son, Miles six years old, was

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<v Speaker 2>he too old to be having a bath with his mum.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a big question that was raised. Also, some

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<v Speaker 2>conversations around like the privacy of the kids in general.

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<v Speaker 2>Something else, though, did come up on that comment thread,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was around the color of the bath water. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>with four people in the bath, you would expect that

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<v Speaker 2>it's not particularly clean. And somebody wrote on there and

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<v Speaker 2>was like, why is this woman always bathing in filthy baths?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm going to come to Chrissy's defense for a

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<v Speaker 3>hot second.

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<v Speaker 2>She needs you. She's been dying.

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<v Speaker 3>It was coconut milk.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't know this.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, I'm having a coconut milk bath. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>headline of the article.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair. I would have thought you start to having

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<v Speaker 2>four bodies in a bath. It would have been a

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<v Speaker 2>bit soupy anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>But it did open so I think Chrissy Teagan has

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<v Speaker 1>enough money and the suitability to have a clean bath.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that's not it. She has coconut milk

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<v Speaker 1>bus So it makes the cloudy. But it did open

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<v Speaker 1>up the discussion of is it suitable to reuse bath

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<v Speaker 1>water because a lot of people are saying that no, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got one child or one person in the bath,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just put them like a conger line.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you can and evidently this is what all

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<v Speaker 2>of our parents did when we were kids. Like it

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<v Speaker 2>was like your sister gets out, and then it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, your sister's out of the bath. Maybe you'd

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<v Speaker 2>be lucky if they topped it up with a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of hot water and then you'd get in.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we tagged teams. There were four of us, and

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<v Speaker 3>bath time was a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you knew it was time, and you lined up,

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<v Speaker 1>you had your minutes, and then the last two people

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<v Speaker 1>had a refiel from hot water from the kettle. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is no one discussing whether or not this is okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like in general, if you're the last kid who's had

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<v Speaker 1>to bath in four other people's bath water, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just going to take a punt that that's not particularly clean,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that kid's getting wet, but they're not getting clean.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it depends, like if one of you've been

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<v Speaker 1>rolling around the mud and the water is physically dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you're relatively clean and it's just a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of water splashy, splash splash, I think that's okay. Or

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<v Speaker 1>unless someone has very obviously urinated and there is a

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<v Speaker 1>stream of yellow, then you need to change the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Like we're not going to go bathing in urine?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a question, and this is a parenting question,

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<v Speaker 2>and does this make me a bad parent? If you

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<v Speaker 2>have a small child and a big bath, lots of

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<v Speaker 2>water to pee ratio, and halfway through your toddler you

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<v Speaker 2>can see that they've done away or they've done it

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<v Speaker 2>on purpose, like the older they get, then they're just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's a free for all. Do you drain

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<v Speaker 2>the bath or do you just kind of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>give them a quick rinse down with some soap and

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<v Speaker 2>get them out and tie them off? What would you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you give them a second bath?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me ask you what you think is okay here?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's okay to put your kid, your

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<v Speaker 1>next kid into urine?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean you bathed the other kid. I'm more mean,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have to like rewash the kid that just

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<v Speaker 2>went in the bath?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you could dunk them in the shower, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think i'd do that. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 3>leave a urine on the skin.

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<v Speaker 2>I had this debate with my mother in law recently

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<v Speaker 2>because our youngest got into the bath, and as soon

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<v Speaker 2>as she got into the bath, even though she'd been

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<v Speaker 2>to the toilet beforehand. She weed in the bath, and

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<v Speaker 2>my mother in law drained the entire bath and refilled it.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I had a toddler crying because she was cold,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just a whole ordeal. And in my

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<v Speaker 2>mind I was like, oh, I just let her washing it.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I realized that maybe that was not the

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<v Speaker 2>right way going about it. Probably shouldn't share that on radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think that's okay. But do you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>did read? I don't know how much truth throws to

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<v Speaker 1>this produced to Grace. If you could google this as

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<v Speaker 1>we speak, I read that there is more bacteria in

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<v Speaker 1>tap water than there is in urine.

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<v Speaker 2>The facts that you bring to this show that are

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<v Speaker 2>deeply untrue on the rag.

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<v Speaker 1>But I is concerning I'm openly saying I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've read it and it could have been dolly doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have been in a medical journal. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but producer Grace is going to okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Generally speaking, there are significantly less bacteria in healthy urine

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<v Speaker 2>compared to tap order.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, fine, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>She can bathe in it all day.

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<v Speaker 3>You better have to drink your urine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, please, it is time for the investigation that has

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<v Speaker 2>been brewing for the last couple of days. Britt, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not aware about what this entails, but it is an

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<v Speaker 2>investigation into what has been going on here at the

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<v Speaker 2>pickup I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know nothing about this investigation. So you're saying, like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>time to put this investigation to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>It existed and you were at the center of this.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what have I done?

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<v Speaker 2>So? You know how like when you think of Ghostbusters

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<v Speaker 2>and sometimes like someone will take a photo and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's like a mirage or something in the mirror and

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<v Speaker 2>that's how they know there's a ghost there. Well, there

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<v Speaker 2>was like a ghost baby the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you actually talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>So we did our normal pickup show, and somewhere in

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<v Speaker 2>the studio there was a ghost baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We even received an email from our bosses saying, why

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<v Speaker 2>is there a baby in the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>Which means there's definitely has not been a baby in

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<v Speaker 3>a studio.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's never been a baby in the studio, like,

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<v Speaker 2>not that I'm aware of, not that you're aware of,

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<v Speaker 2>not the producer Grace is aware of. And we all

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<v Speaker 2>went back through the audio to try and find the

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<v Speaker 2>ghost Baby, and well there she was. Have a listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this.

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<v Speaker 3>I would want to go and make sure they were

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<v Speaker 3>okay too.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom didn't come. My mom sent her mum to

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<v Speaker 2>come and get me. Okay, I remember the time. I was, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just have a listen or what is that? Let's

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<v Speaker 2>just have it listen to the ghost Baby again, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with all the technology that we have here

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<v Speaker 2>at the show, we've managed to isolate the sound, We've

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<v Speaker 2>amplified it. We really wanted to have a clear, a

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<v Speaker 2>clear understanding of what this sound was.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like there's a dying cow. It doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 3>like a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little calf has been born.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Bretty Hargley, I have some very unfortunate news for you.

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<v Speaker 2>That sound is in fact your laugh. That is the

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<v Speaker 2>start of your laugh. No it's not, Yes it is.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not that is a cow, that is not me.

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<v Speaker 2>And that noise came out of your microphone.

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<v Speaker 3>Have we verified that we have, Yes, we checked the

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<v Speaker 3>footage as well.

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<v Speaker 2>That sound on footage as well. Yeah, please we just

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<v Speaker 2>play it one more time. How is it even humanly

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<v Speaker 2>possible that I don't understand. I'm so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it until I see that that's I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I have always stood up for your laugh because it

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<v Speaker 2>is honestly one of the most joyful parts of this show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>But your laugh, I think evolves as much as your

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<v Speaker 2>hair does, like if for anyone who doesn't know, Brick

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<v Speaker 2>changes her hairstyle very frequently. But your laugh it goes

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<v Speaker 2>to these many different phases. You're in a snorting phase at.

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<v Speaker 3>The moment, it's pretty manic.

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<v Speaker 2>I am manic, and now there's like a ghost baby phase.

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<v Speaker 2>But we just thought everyone might really want to enjoy, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, hang on. Did our boss message and say

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<v Speaker 3>who's the baby? And it was me.

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<v Speaker 2>Our boss thought that there was a baby in the

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<v Speaker 2>studio and wanted to know where the baby had come from,

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<v Speaker 2>and Britt, you were the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>So embarrassed, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This about me, You're the baby. But for everyone who

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't you know, been able to experience the full breath,

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<v Speaker 2>the full everything of BRIT's laugh, We've created a little

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<v Speaker 2>compilation just so that you can all experience how absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>magnificent it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn off now if you want to keep your e

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<v Speaker 3>this is for.

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<v Speaker 2>You, thank you for all the good times.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell is wronging?

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<v Speaker 2>Mere? I sound like Marge Simpson.

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<v Speaker 3>That's second play, the second one. The second one was sorry, great,

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<v Speaker 3>the second one, I sound like Marge Simpson. Legitimately listen

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<v Speaker 3>to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so mortified that that I did tell you the

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<v Speaker 1>other day tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so good. I love your laugh so much.

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<v Speaker 3>The baby, the baby one. I'll wait to see proof

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<v Speaker 3>after that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure that that's me yet, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>say the other day on a plane, someone stopped me

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<v Speaker 1>down the aisle like there were seats away, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they popped their head up after I laughed, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, I know that laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you on radio? And that was a low point

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<v Speaker 3>for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, if it's that stand out that

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<v Speaker 1>people can hear it down the plane, I have issues.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. People either love it or they're tuning on

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<v Speaker 2>to another radio station. Stay.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows what my laugh will be next week