WEBVTT - MINI: Things That Make You Go Grrr

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<v Speaker 1>Your pet Peevesbituci on the show Things will make You

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<v Speaker 1>Google for me? Yesterday windscreen wipers that it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen settings. They are that one which is too slow,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you need this BS one, it can't be raining.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that one where it's five minutes not number one.

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<v Speaker 1>This ain't doing anything? When would you ever need Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have this is not an option if you

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<v Speaker 1>only need this, it isn't raining, okay, And then that

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<v Speaker 1>what's that one where it's like too quick? I can't say,

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<v Speaker 1>this is hazardous so stressful. Just take off the sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>even white prom settings here, set them on the don't

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<v Speaker 1>you have it on automatic? Where I just I don't

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<v Speaker 1>trust that really? No? How does it really? No? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No no no no no deep fakes? Yeah, exactly, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>On the Chinese know and how wet it is here

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia. Accept the cockies. Yesterday I needed to get

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<v Speaker 1>into my daughters can't need to drive it, okay, mine

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<v Speaker 1>had broken down again. I think there's something wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the second time. So I just stole my daughter's car,

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<v Speaker 1>even though actually what I mean stole it? I actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's my car. It is her can't but it's my car.

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<v Speaker 1>So I drop and she called me about five minutes later,

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<v Speaker 1>have you just taken my car with? I have, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need it right now anyone. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>call them back because suddenly I was on a freeway

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<v Speaker 1>and it was one hundred and trying to get the

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<v Speaker 1>right wiper setting and I suddenly didn't panic, so st

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<v Speaker 1>pulled a lever. Suddenly it set a limiter for thirty

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<v Speaker 1>three ks and I'm on a hundred right and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going I'm boring it and it's like drupping miss Daisy.

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<v Speaker 1>I start to really panic. Goo on my people, behye

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<v Speaker 1>me angry trades and I get it, guys, I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>fuming right now. And it was like four o'clock. It's

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<v Speaker 1>that people just want to get home, and there's some

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<v Speaker 1>dotted old git you know's in the garden. It would

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<v Speaker 1>only go It's like a reverse speed. I couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>it over thirty three. So I ring here and go

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<v Speaker 1>why do you turn the limitter off? She's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you turn the limitter off? I'm on the freeway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one hundred. For somebody say, it's only thirty. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you send it to thirty three? She had to

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<v Speaker 1>talk me how to do it. It's if I was

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<v Speaker 1>in charge of a plane, she said, air traffic control

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<v Speaker 1>at nineteen. That is not good for the bread. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so frightened. I was very, very frightened. The other thing

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<v Speaker 1>that really annoys me my giant pet peeves people who

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly they get to the front of the counter and

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<v Speaker 1>then they start to look at the menu. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not so sure actually, oh, and I started questioning it.

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<v Speaker 1>Does this one come with you? Yes? You had minutes

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<v Speaker 1>to be doing that. Yes. What do you think about

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<v Speaker 1>people at ice cream shops trying the ice cream before

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<v Speaker 1>you get out? Great? Get out, and do you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>walk into the sea. Get in the sea. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>adding to society. Yes, you've got to be bold enough

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<v Speaker 1>at least have the courage to make a decision about

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream. Come on, do you know? I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to take a moment of the show today to thank

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<v Speaker 1>are the the unsung heroes that take photos of menus

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<v Speaker 1>and then upload them onto Google reviews. I've just suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>thought about this. I'm always grateful that someone does that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I appreciate because they never get thanked. There should

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<v Speaker 1>be an awards just like the Oscars alone. Yes, who

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<v Speaker 1>are those people that upload photo of menus? Because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go to the website and leave

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<v Speaker 1>like Google reviews and stuff like that. And it's never

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<v Speaker 1>I always appreciate. It's never a very good photo. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always like a slight tilt or there's a flash because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bit shiny and maybe rushing. But if you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever done that, thank you. It's a true selfless thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You never get thanked in this life, but I'm thanking you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing in it for the unsung heroes of societies

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<v Speaker 1>are the people that actually take photos of post them

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<v Speaker 1>on Google menus. If that's you, thank you, We see

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<v Speaker 1>your work. A Christian O'Connell Show podcast