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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini, let's talk about this lady.

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Speaker 3: I don't like it when you've turned my voice about.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it when you boast one nation out.

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Speaker 3: Pauline Hanson.

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Speaker 4: So we're talking about her because today in Parliament she

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Speaker 4: lied about her age, which was pretty interesting.

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Speaker 5: Now, to be fair, I feel like she only lied

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Speaker 5: about it by like a year.

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Speaker 2: Didn't she even worse than that a month?

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Speaker 3: So, but it's just bizarre circumstances.

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Speaker 2: She gets up take a trick, Pauline. Can she No,

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Speaker 2: we'll say when.

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Speaker 3: Your real birthdays, don't lie to with Pauline.

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Speaker 4: She gets up in court sorry parliament, and she says

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Speaker 4: it was my birthday yesterday, and everyone's going on, bloody,

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Speaker 4: I'll happy birthday, did you get a cake whatever?

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Speaker 2: So she was trying to get a bit of a

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Speaker 2: pity response.

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Speaker 4: Well, she was talking about concessional caps, but that gets

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Speaker 4: very boring. I'm not going to go into it. But

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Speaker 4: she's trying to claim it was her birthday yesterday, and

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Speaker 4: some sleuth goes on to her Wikipedia page or saying

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Speaker 4: and goes, Pauline, it was your birthday a month ago.

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Speaker 4: You absolutely scat Now, Will you're you are like Pauline Hanson.

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Speaker 2: Because you it's probably one of the most eventsive things.

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Speaker 4: Let me finish finish my because you have also lied

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Speaker 4: about your age to secure a date with an older lady.

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Speaker 3: But I'll touch it was a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: That was a long time ago.

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Speaker 4: I'll touch that shortly. Let's go to Sarah here on

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Speaker 4: thirty one six five. Sarah, did you lie about your age? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Hi, why are.

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Speaker 2: You happy Friday?

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Speaker 1: For the people that do the door knocking all things

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Speaker 1: to sign up? I found out that they normally up

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Speaker 1: to people over twenty one, So I pretend that I'm sixteen, seventeen, clever,

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Speaker 1: I don't have to sign up right.

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Speaker 5: Well, you're saying before, so they just don't rock up

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Speaker 5: at your house? Is that what you're saying or you

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Speaker 5: just say it when they get to the.

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Speaker 1: Door in shopping centers?

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Speaker 5: I see, I see, I see. So you're just avoiding

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Speaker 5: giving money to charity.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Instead of just learning how to say no, I just

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Speaker 1: lied by my age to not feel so bad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there are a couple of lessons that we wouldn't

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Speaker 5: done from that story.

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Speaker 3: Cowardly response, but thanks for girling.

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Speaker 2: All this you've gone.

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Speaker 5: I've literally seen you go do an entire lap around

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Speaker 5: the shopping mark the other way.

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Speaker 2: I come on to avoid come on one of those tables.

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Speaker 3: Come on, now, do we have lily here?

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Speaker 2: That's one hundred percent.

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Speaker 4: I'm not good at saying no to to bear, but

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Speaker 4: I don't know I say no. That's the other thing.

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Speaker 4: I often often go, what are we doing over here?

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Speaker 3: You know it's a bit of what it's got a

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Speaker 3: lily here?

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Speaker 6: Hi will what you lily?

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Speaker 3: You've lied about your age?

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Speaker 6: Well I didn't lie about my age, but I took

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Speaker 6: my niece to a buffet and he said kids under

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Speaker 6: five eight for three. She was actually six at the time.

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Speaker 6: And then the lady said to me, so how old

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Speaker 6: is she in and I said, oh, she's five, and

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Speaker 6: then she goes, no, aunt, Lily, I'm sick. She's still

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Speaker 6: a little thing. But yeah, I just felt like the

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Speaker 6: biggest title, well you.

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Speaker 5: Are you are at the end of the day, Lily,

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Speaker 5: you are. You're lying about your child's age for a

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Speaker 5: free meal.

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Speaker 3: Old man used to do it all the time when

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Speaker 3: we used to go to the sporting events.

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Speaker 4: Often kids under five are getting for free, and my

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Speaker 4: dad ran a similar play was like, right, what do

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Speaker 4: you when you get to the gate, Say you're four, mate, and.

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, Dad, I'm seven. It got it got late,

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Speaker 3: like I'm like Dad, I'm thirteen.

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Speaker 2: Dad'd be like, I reckon, you still look.

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Speaker 4: And we got to the gate one time and I

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Speaker 4: looked up the guy and I was like, yeah, mate,

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Speaker 4: how are you going?

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Speaker 3: The guy is hanging a second? How old are you? Mate?

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Speaker 3: And I said, well, I'm actually ten? But Dad said,

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Speaker 3: just like the guy, Oh very good, Angie. Here, Angie,

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Speaker 3: you've lied about your age?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I tell people I was forty when I

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Speaker 1: was thirty.

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Speaker 3: Oh why why, Angie?

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Speaker 2: Because it wanted to look good for me age.

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Speaker 3: I see when.

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Speaker 5: I was changing.

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Speaker 2: Angie, you're drunk?

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Speaker 4: Yes, hear more of your boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to