WEBVTT - #163: Happy Anniversary!

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<v Speaker 1>This is it just posted by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather be.

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<v Speaker 2>Dead than be called gunkle, that nickname for gay uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change

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<v Speaker 1>the word.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight.

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<v Speaker 2>Funkles Here give uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>No MITCHI and Mitchell koos Hello, yeah, hello, hello Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>We're celebrating. Last week was my birthday. This week is

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<v Speaker 1>the four year anniversary of Is It Just Happy?

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the three girls? Jenna Happy out of her.

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<v Speaker 3>Three to you first three everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>We made it against all odds. All the press was

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<v Speaker 1>against us. We had that shmi campaign from ke Loggs

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't even want to hucking go into and

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<v Speaker 1>we have made it through. On the other side, we

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<v Speaker 1>have well and truly passed the podcast curse.

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of ruin my surprise, by the way. I

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<v Speaker 2>had something hidden back here that I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>bust out as a surprise, but you kind of beat

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<v Speaker 2>me to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, ready, okay, yeah, happy four years?

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<v Speaker 2>Why me? Can you grab the glasses over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want a glass, yer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why not to celebrate?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course here we can don't break down, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>make sure you give me Mitchell Komb's poor please. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that was stunning. You know how the bubbles on the

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<v Speaker 2>top of a champagne just kind of mush him over

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<v Speaker 2>the top of the glass, but not a single drop

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<v Speaker 2>is spilled.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have a respectful half glass.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not half mate. Well, happy four years, guys, chance

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<v Speaker 2>to four years. By the way, I think you're allowed

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<v Speaker 2>because it's ring a bell. If you're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>driving after a drink, you're allowed two drinks in the

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<v Speaker 2>first hour and one every hour after that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never subscribed to that math, to be perfectly honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially if you're going off of Mitchell Coomb's paw.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's one drink. It's actually about seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also especially if you're the size that I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm atabolized alcohol very quickly. There's been a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times where I've been RBT and I'm like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a couple of drinks and they're like, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing in you, good boy being sober. I'm like, yeah, sober,

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<v Speaker 1>I still got salt from a tequila shot on my lip.

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<v Speaker 2>Random question? Have you ever in your life? Jenner? This

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't apply to you. You can't drive now. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>ever in your life had a random drug test?

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<v Speaker 1>I have had one, really drug test, yes, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I remember during my stony era of twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that myth. I don't know if it's true enough,

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<v Speaker 2>but people like you have weed, it will show up

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<v Speaker 2>on a drug test for at least the next thirty

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<v Speaker 2>days or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I heard two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never had a random drug test, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>is it a myth?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've had it. And what they do is they

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<v Speaker 1>scrape your tongue. It looks like a COVID swab, and

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<v Speaker 1>they scrape the top of your tongue and then it

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<v Speaker 1>just like and then a line comes up if it's higher,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're negative, and I was negative. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>very scary, very scary. They had dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how you get scared even though there's no

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<v Speaker 2>chance you were smacked off your face behind the whine.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not have I had any fatter moons. RBTs are

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<v Speaker 1>so intimidating, you know the other day, I don't think they.

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<v Speaker 2>Are at all. I've never had anything to worry about.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't need to worry about. But police just

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<v Speaker 1>frighten me. And they did the RBT and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>any drinks tonight and I said no, and she's all right,

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<v Speaker 1>count to ten. And I counted to ten, but really quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>She went slow down there, mate, sorry, and she went

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you haven't had a drink? I went yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>She went, it's registering serious and I went, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>had a drink, but I've just sanitized my hands. She went,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go again. She did me again and she went,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to ask you to pull over.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm oh my god, Oh my god, what home?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Have I been there? Someone slipped a drink into

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<v Speaker 1>my pump bottle? And then I pull over and then

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<v Speaker 1>we do it again and she goes, now, please, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you one last chance to be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had a drink? And I said absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who I am? And then she did

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<v Speaker 1>it and she said, oh, the machine was broken, you'll fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I was terrified.

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<v Speaker 2>So it actually was. And I thought she was just

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<v Speaker 2>going on a bit of a power trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the machine was broken. She had to call over

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<v Speaker 1>some other constable because she was clearly fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>Out's calling them the C word comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotcha, Well I got a family, four cops. Cops are

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<v Speaker 1>tops a cab Well yeah that as well, apart from

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<v Speaker 1>Becky a cab detective Becky aside my sister.

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<v Speaker 2>All cops except Becky your baskets AC A B A

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<v Speaker 2>A C E B E.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck that's confusing, and cab agin, hey, cabagin. Anyway, happy

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<v Speaker 1>four years. God, let's take our mind back to when

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<v Speaker 1>we first started the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there any point where you thought we wouldn't make

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<v Speaker 2>the four years?

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<v Speaker 1>Last week was a tough week, but you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was my birthday, so I was stressed, So that makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense as to why those thoughts were going through my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of your birthday, later on in this episode, we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be playing some audio from your birthday. Something

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<v Speaker 2>happened that I will never ever fucking forgive you for.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was my fault. I know exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what you're talking about. What happened in my bedroom is

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not that, oh oh oh no, that was welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, that was very well become joint that I more

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<v Speaker 1>mean is at the steps on the steps correct God, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. That wasn't my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>Generous you were, but you also did nothing to defend well, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Only benefited benefited me in that moment. All I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting was positive praise. So, okay, we've got the audio.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll play that coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, speaking of this episode, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>our four year anniversary, we thought this week, of all weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>we're giving you double dose of d GYM from now on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so we're going to be doing two episodes this week

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<v Speaker 2>and from now on. We mentioned this a few weeks back.

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<v Speaker 2>We put a survey out to you, yep, our darling idiot, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone was in favor of two episodes of id

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<v Speaker 2>GYM per week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in democracy, guys. If the voting, if the voting

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<v Speaker 1>ruled that you wanted one episode, we would have done

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<v Speaker 1>one episode, but it was overwhelming two episodes a week,

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<v Speaker 1>So all you need to worry about is the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that you'll get more of us every week.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole idea was that we would make them a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit shorter, because one episode was starting to blow

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<v Speaker 2>out to almost two hours. We'll just see how we

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<v Speaker 2>go with that, though knowing us, we won't be able

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<v Speaker 2>to shut the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna have so. Yeah, congratulations on four years, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers.

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<v Speaker 1>We're still alive. And can I actually say, I'd argue

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<v Speaker 1>that we're the hottest and most successful, and most gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>with and the happiest the three of us have ever been.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think that's fair to say. That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I completely agree, speaking of which, in answer to actually

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<v Speaker 2>it was my question, not even yours. In answer to

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<v Speaker 2>my question about was there any point where you thought

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast might end and we might not make it

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<v Speaker 2>to four years? Yeah, November December last year, I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>cheer is gonna have to pull the pin soon?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I was not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you were taking on an extra radio show. You're

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<v Speaker 2>already overworked, and I thought, if something's got to give,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be the podcast, and me, being the

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<v Speaker 2>sort of person I am, i'd sort of started to

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<v Speaker 2>road map how we'd announced the podcast ending in my

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<v Speaker 2>head already, and then you were like, no, I will

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<v Speaker 2>carry on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you are such a control through I

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<v Speaker 1>love that I'm not control.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just thinking about it. You know how you

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<v Speaker 2>think about these things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I know. I know your Mitch is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>This month of October is the busiest month I've had

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<v Speaker 1>in like three years, and Mitch made.

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<v Speaker 2>A for me. I called it Cheery's fucked Toba.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm heading on a national tour with my radio

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<v Speaker 1>co host Britain Laura. Yeah, I'm opening for their live show,

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<v Speaker 1>and I, of.

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<v Speaker 2>All people know that going around to different fucking cities.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't sound like march an hour flight to Brisbane

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, but it really takes it out of you. Yeah, total,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's more overwhelming in your brain than it actually

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<v Speaker 2>is in execution.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I said to you, send me all your

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<v Speaker 2>flight time, send me or your recording dates, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera. And I made a calendar color coded, just

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<v Speaker 2>because when you look at the calendar, it's less daunting

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<v Speaker 2>when you go, oh, okay, I actually do have a

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<v Speaker 2>few days that week. Yea, I've got time to myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I really did appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can show you the calendar, Jenner, I did a

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<v Speaker 2>great job.

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<v Speaker 1>I've sound it to a couple of people, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>boys that I'm dating. I might just want to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date to might read Churi's fucked Toba.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, you cycle back in November cock ed, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Yellow, just so you know for color coding, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>a twink my eyes yellow is twink. But so was

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast is yellow. It's a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did it for the sake of our podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because he's got the most fucked up month ahead in October,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I'm putting in this calendar on all of

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<v Speaker 2>its three days. Option one. We recalled this day option

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<v Speaker 2>two because why would we choose now, when you're busier

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<v Speaker 2>than ever to take on two episodes a week? For

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<v Speaker 2>God's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we're idiots, We're actually idiots, but so we're

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners. Are the idiots die in We should begin

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<v Speaker 1>the show. If it's your first time listening, welcome. We

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<v Speaker 1>start every show with then is it just me something

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<v Speaker 1>we've noticed, hate or appreciate. So we have one each.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch doesn't know mine and I don't know mitches. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going in cold.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon you should kick things off because what I

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<v Speaker 2>can tell you about mine is that it does involve

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<v Speaker 2>me having to get up out of my chair, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not prepared to do that right now. I'm very comfy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you want you just you're putting it off from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm heading to another room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I've been to every room in your house

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<v Speaker 1>and there's been nothing interesting? Is shan?

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<v Speaker 2>How every dare you is? You're a secret guest.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have seen it if there was a cake

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get to that. Do you want to kick off?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have loved Okay, Champagne's going straight to my head. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about you guys, but I all so

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<v Speaker 2>you ran out of time to have lunchcause I'm having

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<v Speaker 2>champagne on an empty stomach. This could be interesting as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a jabani, profit yoga and ak run. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fucking carget on the Show's all you've had? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>It a banana?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's good, that's okay, Then Fair'm.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go. He's my ajim? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gravely worried about the whereabouts of the year

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<v Speaker 1>ten and year twelve formals?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? He's saying they don't happen anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>They have disappeared off the face of the earth. The

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<v Speaker 1>year twelve formal and the year ten farewell is what

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<v Speaker 1>I used to have. We had a year ten farewell

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<v Speaker 1>or a formal.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was being farewell to year ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I have it wrong? Oh, year ten formal, Year

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<v Speaker 1>twelve farewell?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it possible that that shit is just not on

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<v Speaker 2>your radar anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I'm not hidened by parks and looking at

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<v Speaker 1>you know, seventeen year old in years and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>shitty little tiger lily dresses. But they were the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>thing in the world. You'd go to a local park,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd get your pre's, you'd have your photos. Everyone'd have

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<v Speaker 1>party buses, and the girls would have the gowns and

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<v Speaker 1>they'd be all different colors, and the boys that have

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<v Speaker 1>their suits from Taro cash and all the boys that

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<v Speaker 1>line up in a row, and they'd all get their

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<v Speaker 1>photos and the groups that'd get photos and then the

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<v Speaker 1>parents would come down. But now, like you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>were a bit daggy when we're in high school. We

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have TikTok or Instagram. Now you'd think they'd be

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than ever because these kids are tiktoking and these

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<v Speaker 1>kids are all over social media.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you just don't see it online.

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<v Speaker 1>I see absolutely no. And I see prom I see

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<v Speaker 1>American prom content, Yeah, I see prom staff, but I

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<v Speaker 1>never see any year ten and year twelve formal content.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're listening and you're in your twelve or

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<v Speaker 1>you're in your ten, do you still do it? Do

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<v Speaker 1>people still give a shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course they'd give a shit. It's the biggest deal

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<v Speaker 2>at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember your year ten? Did you have both

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<v Speaker 1>ten and twelve?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We had the JDD and the SDD. Seeing your

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<v Speaker 2>dinner dance junior did a dance? Hn SDD. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>to really pronounce those carefully on that one, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So, and then the jdd's in year ten, and what

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<v Speaker 1>is it a dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically just fucking party pies and sausage rolls in

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<v Speaker 2>the school gym, to be fair, But they do actually

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<v Speaker 2>make us do and learn a formal dance for the

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<v Speaker 2>junior in a dance, but the senior one is just

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<v Speaker 2>a free for all. It's basically a disco informal way.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did take my ear ten girlfriend to the

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<v Speaker 2>junior in a dance vett as in with a wy

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<v Speaker 2>not just a vet.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a dog, so that checks out. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>kiss of it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? God, no, I gave her a course.

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<v Speaker 1>I was about to ask you record.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very charming. I'll see if I can find photos.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, see if you can find photos from your

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<v Speaker 2>high school formals, we'll put them in our Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 1>I know where mine are because I was going through

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<v Speaker 1>my old profile pictures before and there's a photo of

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<v Speaker 1>me with a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think mine would have been my profile picture too.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny, you're very quiet on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I never went to one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why not?

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<v Speaker 1>You were invited? Sure, you just didn't want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we didn't have Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, wait, what high school did you go to?

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<v Speaker 1>She was at the Salem witch trials when she was

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<v Speaker 1>in high school, so she was quite busy. They were

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<v Speaker 1>trying her for witchcraft.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so for year eleven and twelve, right, I did correspondence?

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<v Speaker 1>What for the bb fucking C? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's kind of cool. She invented remote

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<v Speaker 2>learning before COVID made a call.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean Jenna did my school work from home?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? What was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I wanted to, and I hated school, and I

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<v Speaker 3>kept I kept, okay, ditching school.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't you, I hated school too. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>that was an option, just to not go. I never

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<v Speaker 2>even asked.

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<v Speaker 1>I really thrived, I really enjoyed school. This is me

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<v Speaker 1>at my year ten formal with Chloe and Sophie. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was in love with.

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<v Speaker 3>Both of Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, you've actually look a lot like you do now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, oh I do, I've thinned down. Yes, Oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>another one of me. Look in the park getting photos

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<v Speaker 1>with all the locals. There's me because I got voted

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<v Speaker 1>best personality, which is code for faggot makes lovable. Yeah. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's heart puff.

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<v Speaker 2>I just found a photo of a vet night and

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<v Speaker 2>you can tell that I'm feeling so awkward and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what to do with my hands. Here go,

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a cute, bully you, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, my face looks so red. I

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<v Speaker 2>must have been nervous. Oh look at your hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I thinner than you in that year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I know that was you were pudgy. That wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>even me at my pudgiest Oh my young I will

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<v Speaker 2>say I probably shouldn't say this, but despite the fact

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<v Speaker 2>I'm now openly homosexual, she's got a good rack on

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<v Speaker 2>us my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Which she's twelve sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>See this is why school formals aren't on our radar,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's inappropriate for us to be friends of anyone

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<v Speaker 2>that age.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are they.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like I have because I used to have

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<v Speaker 2>younger friends in lower years for me, but they're well

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<v Speaker 2>and truly out of school. So if I had an

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen or seventeen year old friend, that'd be a bit weird,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't it. I think it would be like acquaintances, listeners

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<v Speaker 2>of ours, sure, whatever, but like not a close friend

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<v Speaker 2>where I'm like, oh my god, send me a photo

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<v Speaker 2>from your formal that's a bit Miranda. Things of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. I think that age is I think twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one is the youngest. You can't really have a friendship

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<v Speaker 1>with at our age anyway. God, But that so that

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<v Speaker 1>was me at my year ten. Year ten was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit was normal than year twelve. I remember we went

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<v Speaker 1>to the City Darling Harbor Circular Key and DJ Tiger

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<v Speaker 1>Lily DJ to a year twelve event than anyone who

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<v Speaker 1>was eighteen went out to Argyle and Cargo Bar in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they are such straight venues, such straight venues,

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<v Speaker 2>that would have been the biggest deal for you shy folks.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to aile DJ Tiger Lily was there. That

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<v Speaker 1>is the night that I had my first and I

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<v Speaker 1>had a nosebleed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not allowed to say cigarette brands, mate, I

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<v Speaker 2>have to keep that out.

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<v Speaker 1>So fuck I'm an idiot and I'm like, I'm a radio.

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<v Speaker 2>What is wrong with me? I know? Speaking of which,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, speaking of cigarettes, more details on Mental

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<v Speaker 2>Cherious birthday party six.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't bring it up. I don't want talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, And you fucking judge me for vaping.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any judgment. I think you look like

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<v Speaker 1>an idiot. Listen. If you're an idiot speaking of and

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<v Speaker 1>you are going through your year ten or year twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>I want photos like what do you do? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have the events? What are you wearing? Because fashions changed,

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<v Speaker 1>kids are fashionable these days.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think the young people listen to us, We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get their mums saying I had Nikita's former

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<v Speaker 2>last week, so true?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of miches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.

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<v Speaker 2>Now coming up in our next episode in a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days time, our Wednesday episode, episode one sixty four.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're those keeping count at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, sorry, is are we going to continue? The numbering

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<v Speaker 1>is yes, So we're not gonna do zero point five.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going to start saw.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not doing fucking Harry Potter Part one and two,

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<v Speaker 2>shit Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn part two? Fuck that? Can we?

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<v Speaker 1>But can we do like deathly hello? Like can we

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<v Speaker 1>have really dramatic names for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? What do you want to call? Episode one sixty

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<v Speaker 2>three Today's one half blood print fo Anyway, coming up

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<v Speaker 2>in episode one sixty four, our Wednesday episode, our newly

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<v Speaker 2>invented Wednesday episode for our four year anniversary, we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>an anonymous Q and A. Yes, we've been sent a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of questions from our idiots. We often, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we usually give the option for it to be anonymous,

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<v Speaker 2>so this will be interesting. People get a bit brave.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree, And no, we're not fucking that. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that'll be the top question, have you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>He headed, Yeah, no, we're not fucking anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, Jenna's got another fable for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it going to be as intense as last Jenna's fable?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it happens a year after the last fable.

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<v Speaker 1>So interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Put your mic a bit closer. I'm worried about your posture.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at her, she's leaning her neck like that. We

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<v Speaker 2>lean in to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>She just dropped the mic towards her vagina. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>she has one ship back there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's better. Just pop a cushion behind your back. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>worried about your post.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like at the oscars when that they try

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<v Speaker 1>to touch the mic, but it's built into the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, there we go that you look more comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Plaster on your hand. Jenn's bandage.

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<v Speaker 2>What's so?

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<v Speaker 3>There was a dog in the office yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell has a name.

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<v Speaker 1>We're both on the dog Junxsta. We both called each

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<v Speaker 1>other a dog and it's only fifteen minutes in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I got mold what you got more by

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<v Speaker 2>a dog?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Bye? A toy poodle more teeth?

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<v Speaker 1>How can that only happen capable of the workplace. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>were you baiting it? Were you? Are you teasing?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I was just she just looks delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>You are very sinewy, and it would have gone, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a pigsy, or if ever sinewy, she's just very lean. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a combative compliment.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>A compliment. He said you look like a petrified pigsy,

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<v Speaker 2>and he mistook you for a retreat from pep bar.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that I caught her a piggy.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Lily was, we were having fun. She was sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on me and then she bit you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Wow, until now you're all bandaged up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I had to go to the first aid kitten

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<v Speaker 3>the office.

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<v Speaker 2>No one even helped you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's in the kitchen. I always see it when

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<v Speaker 1>I reheat my new foods.

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<v Speaker 3>And I feel like I'm the only one who uses it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I took a heap of band aids.

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<v Speaker 2>They're in my bag.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll glad. You're all right. Christ that's all

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<v Speaker 1>coming up on Wednesday's episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for my Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's go jump? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been curious to try an ice bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what, Now that I'm in my health

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<v Speaker 1>and fitness era, I have seen these and the benefits

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<v Speaker 1>are really quite strong.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking into it the other day and I

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<v Speaker 2>remember you telling me ages Ago, Mitch, if you make

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<v Speaker 2>the last thirty seconds of your shower fucking I remember

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<v Speaker 2>that freezing cold. Yeah, it's meant to be good for

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<v Speaker 2>your anxiety or something. I still do that you still

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<v Speaker 2>do because I remember trying it, and the first day

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<v Speaker 2>I got five seconds, and then I was like, so

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<v Speaker 2>that's fine, that's fine. Tomorrow I'll try and beat five seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>I got seven. Yeah, and then I got up to thirteen,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I thought, fuck this for a joke. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not doing that anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, No, it does work.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for anxiety. It resets your nervous system. See.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually what sparked my interests about the ice bath

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<v Speaker 2>or the plunge pull, whatever they call it. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>getting a lot of tiktoks about the nervous system being

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<v Speaker 2>out of whack, and I think mine must be because

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the constant sore neck, constant sorece shoulders, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's not even about anxiety or anything anymore, although apparently

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<v Speaker 2>that is a benefit of the ice bath. However, I

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hate discomfort, so I don't know the benefits would

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<v Speaker 2>have to really outweigh that three minutes of discomfort, because

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<v Speaker 2>they say three minutes of ice bath is what you need.

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<v Speaker 1>These ice baths are next level. So Joel Creasy I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to him about this because he ice bats

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<v Speaker 1>all the time and he puts photos up and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a genuine, like minus five degree freezing cold ice

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<v Speaker 1>bath that you plunge yourself into and it like completely

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<v Speaker 1>makes your brain shut down and focus on just not dying.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Fuck that. Yeah, Jenna, can you google the benefits

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<v Speaker 2>of ice barths? Because I can't remember off the top

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<v Speaker 2>of my head. But basically I was looking into it

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<v Speaker 2>the other day and I thought, you know what, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I should give it a go. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you need a special ice bath or if you have

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<v Speaker 2>to go to a bloody bar or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Can there are clinics that do it. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>footballers do, like the cryogenics and you go into a

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<v Speaker 1>machine and it freezes you. But I think anything that

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<v Speaker 1>is cold enough to reset your nervous system is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well for the sake of the experiment. Today, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a bath and I have ice. Should I give it

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<v Speaker 2>a crack?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit? Is that what you were talking about? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got something in another room. Yes, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Jeffrey Darma when he invites you back

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<v Speaker 1>and then he shows you his bath and it's full

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<v Speaker 1>of decapitato.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not coming into the bathroom with me. I'll take

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<v Speaker 2>the portable micro but I don't want you to see me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are you gotta be butt naked?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? No, I bet not.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Monday's on?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just I'm in my gym clothes. Now I probably

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<v Speaker 2>should have gotten change. I'm sorry. If I stink, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just go in this and then I'll get changed after.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you film it? Do you need Jennet to

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<v Speaker 1>go in?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? I just take that tripod with me. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 2>you've set it up already pretty much. No wonder.

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<v Speaker 1>I said I had to ship when I got here,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said no. I was like, spoiler, Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? Does it undo the nervous system benefits if I

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<v Speaker 2>take my champagne with.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not Jenna, you've read the benefits benefit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So it reduces inflammation and swelling. I need that,

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<v Speaker 3>relieve sore muscles, aids exercise recovery. Yeah, pilates lowers core

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<v Speaker 3>body temperature.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a good thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty hard at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Supports immunity, improves mental health.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit will stay in there for as long as you can.

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<v Speaker 3>There's so so many, but there's some risks.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the risks?

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<v Speaker 2>Before you carry on? I've got a bunch of tumblers

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<v Speaker 2>in my freezer full of water for the ice, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just go pop those in the bathyll.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny, you read the health, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Warnings, the risks, okay, So high blood pressure or heart disease.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't give you a heart disease.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a bit dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>Can It's a lot? Oh, if you've got it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>saying be wary.

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<v Speaker 3>Your provider may recommend avoiding ice baths.

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<v Speaker 1>What your ice provider? What your dealer at?

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<v Speaker 3>It says your provider?

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<v Speaker 2>A vomit bucket full of ye a cup full of

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<v Speaker 2>eyes on, my little ramikins full of ice. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>heaps of ice. Better to guy, dixie cup full of

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<v Speaker 2>ice in.

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<v Speaker 1>So many ice cube trays.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So staying in an ice bath for too long

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<v Speaker 3>can also cause hypothermia.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I heard no longer than fifteen minutes, which I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think i'll last time.

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<v Speaker 1>Minute fifteen, I think you'll be six. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>take bets now, Jenna, I think he'll last no longer

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<v Speaker 1>than a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>I think three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you boiling a jaga? You're putting hot water

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<v Speaker 1>in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because the eye is stuck to the bucket. I

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<v Speaker 2>have to get it out somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>Just dump the bucket in with you, put it on

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<v Speaker 1>your crouch.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so remember you should get out of the ice

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<v Speaker 3>bath immediately if you start shivering uncontrollably or known of

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<v Speaker 3>skin color changes.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yes, shivering, it's going to be a freezing cold bath.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but uncontrollably.

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<v Speaker 1>I just read this. Ice baths is said to have

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<v Speaker 1>several health benefits and should be approached with caution. However,

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<v Speaker 1>stars like Kim Kardashi and Drake and Lizzo to Samantha,

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<v Speaker 1>a bevvy of celebrities. I'm obsessed. Who the fuck is

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<v Speaker 1>the man? Liza?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to chuck this cup of ice cubs at

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<v Speaker 2>the bath and then start running the cold water.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, God, I'm excited for it. A

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<v Speaker 1>bit nervous, to be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, do you want to hear something fucked? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm smart. Earlier I thought, oh, it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>take ages to fill the bath. To save time on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast, I'll like half fill it. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>just forgot that I was filling the bath up. I

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<v Speaker 2>left to go to bar class. Nothing, walked halfway there

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<v Speaker 2>and I went, fuck, fuck, fuck the bath. I came

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<v Speaker 2>here it had just started overflowing. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>got it just in time.

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<v Speaker 1>Its happened to me. I'm always worried about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god I remembered, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot that you had a bath. Okay, so what

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<v Speaker 1>do you what do you want the benefits for? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it the soreness of bar.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the nervous system thing, and like just my constant

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<v Speaker 2>neck pain, which the chiropractor doesn't seem to help, because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's actually got anything to do with

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<v Speaker 2>the bones and the spine.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe inflammation, yes, yes, Can I tell you the best

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<v Speaker 1>thing about doing thirty seconds of cold after a hot

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<v Speaker 1>shower is it cools you down. And then I do

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<v Speaker 1>my skin care straight after my shower, and sometimes I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sweating after.

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<v Speaker 2>A hot The skin care so.

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<v Speaker 1>Much better because your skin is just ye soaks it

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<v Speaker 1>in more. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to put my champagne next to the bar,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>So Mitch is heading into his bar that's behind us.

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<v Speaker 2>So general, you can hear me from this mic?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can perfect. Okay, can you just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like put the mic near the water and just prove

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<v Speaker 1>that there's ice cubes Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to dump this big bucket of ice in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, my god, it's in a red tupperware bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, ready, yeah, Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the most vile sound I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Was all right, I'm taking the ramikins in.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so they're the size of a crembroulet Remican and

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<v Speaker 1>they've got big chunk of cubes in. Let's hear how

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<v Speaker 1>they Okay, shut the door.

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<v Speaker 2>I've locked it too. I don't trust you in you're

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<v Speaker 2>slight here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested in seeing you in a pool, So

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<v Speaker 1>so walkers through through it. I can hear the water

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<v Speaker 1>running is it cold enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've got the cold tap on and then a

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<v Speaker 2>fuck load of ice in there, so I can only assume.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hot day here in Sydney too, so cold

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<v Speaker 1>water will be cold regardless.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I can't even handle cold water in a shower,

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<v Speaker 2>so no matter how cold it is or isn't, it's

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<v Speaker 2>still too cold for me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, Isabella's out here terrified. She hits the

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<v Speaker 1>popping and she thinks her dad is out here being

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<v Speaker 1>her mother.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? All right, Mitchell walkers through. What you're about to

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<v Speaker 1>do your first ice bath?

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's not that deep, so do I like wait

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<v Speaker 2>for it to fill up a bit further or do

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<v Speaker 2>I just get in as it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Get in as it is because it'll be colder, but

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<v Speaker 1>colder it is now with less water, it'll be cooler.

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<v Speaker 2>God, fuck my life.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be fine, Mitchell, you'll be fine. Hold on, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to get my stop watch out because I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to tell me when you're in.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I should aim for three minutes, because I

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<v Speaker 2>saw online when I was doing my research that you

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<v Speaker 2>don't get any further benefits if you stay beyond three minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you do three minutes or fifteen, it's no different.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting three minutes, it's a long time, Mitchell. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>one song. All right, my stop watch is out. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>us where you're at.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't forgot my feet in.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll start with the feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm gonna dip my feet in.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, feelings? How it feels?

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck? That?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really cold?

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<v Speaker 3>Kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>You expect me to sit down in that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Mitchell, forgive your nervous sister the inflammation.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ironic that I'm trying to heal my nervous system,

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<v Speaker 2>but right now I can't feel anything but nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what this tells you? Just how fuck your

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:39.760
<v Speaker 1>mental health is that bad? On your feet alone?

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<v Speaker 2>And the feet apparently don't feel the cold as much

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 2>as the rest of your body. You know how you

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 2>dip your toes in a pool and you're like, oh,

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:48.480
<v Speaker 2>it's fine, and then you dive in and go Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I can feel that in my armpi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's when you get to the soft bits under

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:54.080
<v Speaker 1>the knees and the elbows. Oh god, I'm be about

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:58.360
<v Speaker 1>to give the neck as well. Where all the organs are? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so what's in now? Just little foot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, still feet, and I've sawt I'm in a squat position,

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.960
<v Speaker 2>preparing to sit down, but I just can't do it.

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:09.879
<v Speaker 1>Not a mental image. We put that GoPro on the

0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:12.280
<v Speaker 1>base of the bar. Get that shut, all right, Come on,

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 1>no wasting time dip squatting?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, it's time.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I start the timer? Yes, okay, I've started? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how does it feel?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, didn't they say that it's supposed to a stract?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't think of anything else. I can't think of

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<v Speaker 2>anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, ice cubes? I can hear them moving around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're icebergs, mate, they're huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Hours. How cold is it? How do you feel?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can only imagine that an actual ice

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:46.760
<v Speaker 2>puol would be colder than this. But this is more

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:47.360
<v Speaker 2>than coldenough.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty seconds thirty seconds? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, are you fully submerged?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like up to my belly button. My barth's not

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<v Speaker 2>that deep and I don't want to lie down in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, come on, why don't you lie down a little bit?

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Get smoky back damp?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I didn't bring a hair tie.

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get my hair with fifty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, oh, my tit's are freezing.

0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my teeth, my tits are freezing. Are you all right?

0:28:17.480 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what?

0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:20.360
<v Speaker 2>The lower half of my body has gotten completely used

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:20.680
<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic, Mitchell.

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:25.879
<v Speaker 2>So what's it going to take another thirty seconds for

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:27.000
<v Speaker 2>my tits to get used to it?

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:29.600
<v Speaker 1>Now you're a minute fifteen in. This is very impressive.

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 1>How are your bits? Your bits downstairs?

0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't have bits anymore.

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:35.880
<v Speaker 1>They're gone.

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I got clip bite, they're gone.

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh so you've turned the tap off?

0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I here, Yeah, because otherwise it'll start over flumbing again.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want that, Mitchell. You're doing a minute thirty

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:47.920
<v Speaker 1>that's really impressive. Now, just why don't you close your

0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 1>close your eyes and how do you How does your

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:51.920
<v Speaker 1>nervous system feel?

0:28:53.760 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean distracted? To be fair, Oh I kind of.

0:28:57.360 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I got sore shoulders. I should get in a bit

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:00.800
<v Speaker 2>deeper so much solders can get in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why don't you lie down? Oh my oh god?

0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 1>What just happened?

0:29:04.520 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Joking?

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 1>That's freezy? What?

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 3>Are you okay?

0:29:11.440 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Actually you actually sound quite calm. This is the most

0:29:14.600 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 1>calm I've ever been talking.

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 2>To it weirdly works.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, why don't I come in there and we do

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 1>a little tag team bath.

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:23.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you even after four years doing

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:25.640
<v Speaker 2>the podcast together, we're close enough to share bath water.

0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>You're gross.

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, that's the fucking jan speaking. Two minutes, thirty seconds,

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds more and Mitchell has hit his gone three minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. The hardest part actually is just the

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 2>first plunge, and then once you're in there, you're like,

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't regret it. It's a bit like going to

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:41.720
<v Speaker 2>the It's.

0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Like anal sex. Yeah. We both had very different comparisons there.

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.720
<v Speaker 1>They both work, Angel work you. You just got to

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>let it in. As you know, Jenny, it's what you

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>said to me the first time. Just just just let

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:53.200
<v Speaker 1>it stretch out.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten seconds. Wow, Actually done.

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:59.840
<v Speaker 1>It, Mitchell. You're at two minutes fifty five wo.

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 2>All three two one.

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<v Speaker 1>Three minutes. Mitchell, your depression is cured.

0:30:08.320 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 3>The inflammation is gone.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh do I have to get out?

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Well? Actually, the new format of the show brings us

0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>to the end. We're done, So Mitchell, if we want

0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 1>to get out of here, you can do the closure

0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:19.480
<v Speaker 1>of the show from the bath.

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I kind of just got comfortable.

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:23.760
<v Speaker 1>So all right, yeah, well you let's wrap the show

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 1>and you stay from the bath. Are you happy? Do

0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 1>you actually feel benefits or are you being silly?

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm never silly name one time.

0:30:31.120 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah is never silly.

0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is your silly goose. This is so silly

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:35.120
<v Speaker 1>of you.

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 2>And the mental health benefits, wow, they're right.

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Actually I'm starting to shiver uncontrollably. I've got to get out.

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 3>Yep, you're gonna get now.

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I've got to deal with the admin of being wet

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:48.080
<v Speaker 2>fully clothed.

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I haven't thought this through in the air cons on.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:51.480
<v Speaker 1>It's going to feel like after a holiday when you

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:52.920
<v Speaker 1>get out of the pool day and you go to

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:53.840
<v Speaker 1>the room it's freezing.

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 2>And after a pool day and you go back to

0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:58.200
<v Speaker 2>the hotel room, you just feel like a nap.

0:30:58.760 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 1>It's all you want. God, We're done, all right, all right, Well,

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.760
<v Speaker 1>let's end to the show and then we'll get We'll

0:31:03.760 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 1>get mitchell a a hot blanket and an aspirin and

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 1>thank you for listening to the show. Five stars. Give

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:12.040
<v Speaker 1>us a review, guys, and don't forget this is only

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 1>one episode of our new two episode weekly drops.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang On, Hang On, cherry. Do you want to hear this?

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 2>That was my pants? Oh my, I'm no pantless. Aye.

0:31:23.040 --> 0:31:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know that sounds not with that

0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>damp and heavy. They sounded soiled.

0:31:28.520 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Not until after you're done with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, all right, we'll see you next. Oh no, we'll

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:35.440
<v Speaker 1>see you on Wednesday. Brand new episode of the show

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Wednesday five star review on Spotify, Apple, Apple Podcasts wherever

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:41.880
<v Speaker 1>you listen. Mitch is going to go blow dry himself

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>and we'll see you on Wednesday.

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Catch, love you fine?

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Happy four years Is It Just Me?

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. It's out secret second in the end,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still in the bath.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still there.

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 3>Still.

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Can you guys chat for a bit. I've got to

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:16.520
<v Speaker 2>put my microphone down to take my clothes off.

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get dressed, General and I can. We can

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>stay occupied here.

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:20.560
<v Speaker 3>We can chat.

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 2>By the way, if either of you guys want to

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 2>try it, I won't judge you for sharing bath water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, once you get out, I'm going to

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 1>go and dip my toe in. You. I love a bath,

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 1>I really love a b We've got one of those

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:33.360
<v Speaker 1>at home because I'm with Mum and dad at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a shower bath, so if you want to shower, yeah,

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>you've got to step in over the bath. It's demoralized.

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 2>That's what mine is. Sometimes I forget it's a shower bath.

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:43.360
<v Speaker 2>They'll be halfway through a shower and go I might

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:44.000
<v Speaker 2>just sit down.

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The best thing about those ones is that once

0:32:47.040 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 1>you have a bath, you just stand right up and shower.

0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck, if you ever had a really hot bath, stood

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>up and then gone, oh my heart's about to stop. Yes,

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>like the blood doesn't know they have it's fun. I'm

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.480
<v Speaker 1>here here alone. This is the end of me. You

0:32:59.480 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 1>get their head us. Yes, that's so bad. Well, I think, Jennet,

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 1>you're into holistic health. You have you ever thought about

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>an ice bath? No?

0:33:07.040 --> 0:33:09.960
<v Speaker 3>I have, actually, because I recently bought one of those

0:33:09.960 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 3>sauna blankets.

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<v Speaker 1>A heated blanket.

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 2>What's a sauna blanket?

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 3>It's actually a sawn up in a blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny, you said the same thing seventeen times.

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like when someone says, what's a rocket and Jenna

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>goes a rocket? You have to explain it.

0:33:24.480 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 3>You can't words. It's it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Saunt a blanket, Okay, I'm googling. Yes, Oh is it

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<v Speaker 1>the one that Oh my god, is it like the

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:36.560
<v Speaker 1>one made out of wetsuit material? Yeah, oh my god.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.360
<v Speaker 1>And you wrap yourself in it like a little burrito.

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I do it every day and I sweat so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Does yours look like that?

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 3>No, mine's flash Jesus.

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 1>It looks like one of those reflective our foil blankets

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>that they give tourists at Bondi Beach when they drown

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 1>and they live and they go quickly wear this tinfoil.

0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 3>It's the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well'm glad. I hope there's health Benefit's fine?

0:33:56.360 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 3>There is. Apparently you lose like six hundred calories per.

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:02.640
<v Speaker 1>You're kidding, well, they say that during sex you lose

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 1>around five hundred calories. Maybe that's where all my weight's gone. Kidding,

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:07.720
<v Speaker 1>it's been barren recently.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm coming back, Mitch is coming out, Mum's coming.

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I locked it.

0:34:13.560 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 1>That's right, he locked the door. We're not going to

0:34:15.120 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 1>perve on you. I really don't have any interest.

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 2>How dare you?

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:19.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm very comfortable this.

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Jans is going down a tree it's not even Jans,

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 2>it's the arra burned kid.

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh you look lovely in your game.

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh look, Gord, you look at his little patrs. Yes,

0:34:27.560 --> 0:34:29.319
<v Speaker 1>he's in a beautiful tropical You.

0:34:29.320 --> 0:34:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Literally said I don't have any interest, I'm not going

0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 2>to purve and you look at his pagrs.

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really FOI flop. Take a seat. All right,

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 1>now you go in and you sit down. I'm going

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 1>to go in. I'm gonna put my toe in.

0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:42.919
<v Speaker 2>Just your toe? What is my toe?

0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 1>My shoes are ones?

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Are on? Are you going to dip your toe?

0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:50.759
<v Speaker 1>Give me that mic? You go all right, I've got

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:52.640
<v Speaker 1>the portable mic now. Oh, I'll just roll my uncle

0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 1>on the chance cork.

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:56.399
<v Speaker 2>It's not Jants. Sorry, what do you think?

0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:57.399
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm looking at a bath with three remicking

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:02.400
<v Speaker 1>dishes at the bottom of it.

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I didn't have time to frost though.

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Martha Stuart's kitchen after a big night. That's the ugliest

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 1>bath plug I've ever seen.

0:35:11.040 --> 0:35:12.800
<v Speaker 2>My apartment didn't come with one, so I had to

0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:14.240
<v Speaker 2>get a universal plug on Amazon.

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:16.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh it didn't come with my No, isn't it.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to dip my foot in.

0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 2>Go on, you're ready. Yeah, oh oh.

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is soothing on my ingrown toenails. Oh, puss,

0:35:34.200 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 1>come out though ingrown toenail Mitchell, I'm a pro. This

0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:39.279
<v Speaker 1>does nothing for me. I'm coming out.

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:40.399
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you're a pro?

0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 4>Pro?

0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I cold? I have thirty seconds of cold every morning.

0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I did. I didn't mind that at all. I reckon,

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I could, I could do that.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:48.480
<v Speaker 2>You just wanted a foot bath, didn't you.

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I did so.

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:51.799
<v Speaker 2>I know that you do the shower thing, but like,

0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 2>do you ever do the full body submersion into the

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>cold water.

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>No? But I went to the beach on my own

0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:00.799
<v Speaker 1>the day after my birthday. I woke up late. I

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 1>was very hungover and I haven't really been drinking much,

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 1>so this was the most I'd drunk in a while.

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:06.279
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm going to walk to the beach

0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>and have a beach day. And I plunged myself into

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:12.240
<v Speaker 1>the ocean and it like completely reset my whole body.

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I'm feeling that now. Oh yeah, the reset.

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it almost works the longer you sit out,

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:20.800
<v Speaker 1>because you kind of feel everything adjusting, like it reacclimatized

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:21.759
<v Speaker 1>to the room temperature.

0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 2>It was horrible, make no mistake, and if it had

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:26.800
<v Speaker 2>been me on my own I probably wouldn't have done it.

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:28.359
<v Speaker 2>I would have gone fuck this, But because I had

0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 2>the pressure of the podcast, I had to do it.

0:36:30.160 --> 0:36:31.600
<v Speaker 2>But now I don't regret it, so maybe I'll do

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>it more often.

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon you should go to an actual clinic though,

0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 1>because it would be colder and you'd do it for

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:36.600
<v Speaker 1>like I'll.

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Work my way up to that breaking news. By the way, Yeah, no,

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:44.080
<v Speaker 2>my new glass is never turned up. I've kept you

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:48.520
<v Speaker 2>across the saga. However, I did just bite the bullet

0:36:48.600 --> 0:36:50.359
<v Speaker 2>and buy a replacement pair.

0:36:50.719 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, exact.

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Same ohe oh, the same design. Yes, And weren't they

0:36:55.680 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 1>like five hundred dollars?

0:36:56.920 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're like eight hundred in total set for the

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:01.960
<v Speaker 2>frames and then three ound of for the lenses.

0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Did they not think that you were an idiot coming

0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.520
<v Speaker 1>back two weeks after original.

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Not even two weeks? Oh pardon me that Machinampaigne.

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:12.920
<v Speaker 2>They were quite lovely about it, I sort of. They

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:14.920
<v Speaker 2>said what happened? What where did you lose them? And

0:37:14.960 --> 0:37:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I told them the abridged version of the story, the

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 2>whole drink fighting thing, And I think because the guy

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 2>behind the cannon was a bit of a gay himself,

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 2>he felt a bit bad. So he gave me like

0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 2>a thirty percent discount.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's really sweet.

0:37:26.920 --> 0:37:30.399
<v Speaker 2>So it still wasn't super cheap, but like definitely less

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:32.080
<v Speaker 2>out of pocket than I could have been. Anyway, Do

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 2>you want to see them?

0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:33.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Shit, you've got them.

0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:36.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to overhype them because so you know

0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 2>how you said that the last ones, the understudy pair,

0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 2>were a bit boring.

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:41.800
<v Speaker 1>They were. Sorry, I don't.

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Want to overhype how drastically different these ones are. They're

0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>pretty much the same.

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:48.320
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a photo of them. We saw the original

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:49.480
<v Speaker 1>photo on the rooftop.

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:51.799
<v Speaker 2>Photos don't do it justice, That's all I'm going to say.

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:53.520
<v Speaker 2>So look away, look away, I'll put them on.

0:37:53.960 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay, glasses reveal.

0:37:57.040 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Glasses are on.

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:03.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh i'll hold on the side.

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 2>You can see the little see now the blue streaks

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 2>through it. Yeah, so, like you know how old ladies

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 2>have the tortoise shell of the brown and the black

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:13.439
<v Speaker 2>glasses sort of that pattern. It's the same, but it's

0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:14.000
<v Speaker 2>black and blue.

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Instead, take them off past them down the trau. I

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:19.279
<v Speaker 1>need to see these it's like you've got inlay. Oh

0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 1>they're blue. They're actually blue when the light hits them.

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:23.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you wouldn't.

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Want to be a bird when you out of the park,

0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll meet sure.

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:30.320
<v Speaker 3>They're really nice, told you very very nice.

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.359
<v Speaker 1>These are gorgeous, and you know what the old pair

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>are going to show up.

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:35.879
<v Speaker 2>I know, knowing my fucking lucks now that I've bought

0:38:35.880 --> 0:38:38.120
<v Speaker 2>a placement pair, let me try them. Don't break them.

0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to break them. My head's fuck.

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 2>They sit you too, Look at that.

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 1>They're really nice.

0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 2>These make your eyes look smaller.

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Really, isn't that interesting? Maybe it's all the bowtox I

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:50.640
<v Speaker 1>got yesterday. Have I spoken about my botox on the

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:51.280
<v Speaker 1>show before?

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 2>No, you've just roasted me from my bowtop. Oh double standards.

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, double standards. It's seriously a

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 1>memory thing. Well, they look gorgeous. Mitchell'll post it lovely,

0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:02.200
<v Speaker 1>very nic You just need.

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:04.319
<v Speaker 2>To show your current POV me in a gown with

0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 2>a te Jen to take a photo of.

0:39:05.719 --> 0:39:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell will put it on the on the on the

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Facebook page and during idiots. Yeah, so I got botox

0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:13.719
<v Speaker 1>for the first time after the breakup and I'd never

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 1>had it before. I was so happy with it. It

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:19.840
<v Speaker 1>was such a small amount that I went back yesterday. Anyway,

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I get to this place, Shape Clinic in Darlinghurst, if

0:39:23.160 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 1>you want to go in Sydney. They're amazing.

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I paid there, you go, he didn't pay for it.

0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, I pay for all. I pay for

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 1>all my botox. Give them a show penis enlargement because

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll send it to them.

0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Have I fucking shouted at my OPTOMETRYNT? No?

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:36.280
<v Speaker 3>True?

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 1>True? True, I don't know you. Word of mouth. The

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 1>economy is Ralph small businesses. Actually, no, they make it

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:42.359
<v Speaker 1>a lot of money. Anyway, So I walk into Shape

0:39:42.400 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 1>Clinic and I walk in, I go fuck. I can

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 1>smell cookies and there's a sign on the wall and

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 1>it's got the Donna Hay logo on it and it

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 1>says for Donna Hay Cookie Orders and Pickups Level three

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:59.480
<v Speaker 1>and my skincare clinic is a little five. And I go, shit,

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go, and I'm gonna go and get

0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:04.880
<v Speaker 1>some cookies from the Donna Hay restaurant. Sure, and then

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm late for my appointments. I go, I'll go after

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 1>so I go get my botox. I walk out by

0:40:08.680 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 1>the way, look in the mirror, covered in botox marks

0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 1>in my foreky.

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, it looks like you've been stung by a

0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 2>million bees.

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 1>So I go down to level three. There's a sign

0:40:16.040 --> 0:40:18.440
<v Speaker 1>on the wall, go and see the Donna Hay restaurant.

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:21.400
<v Speaker 1>So I go in. Anyway, it seemed like this industrial area.

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:23.319
<v Speaker 1>So I walk in. There's the Donna Hay logos on

0:40:23.360 --> 0:40:25.960
<v Speaker 1>these two frosted windows. And I open these doors, and

0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 1>you know me like I'll walk into a building and

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited. I walk in, I go hello, and

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I pull these doors open, and who's sitting there at

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 1>a desk? But none other than Donna Hay herself.

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Really, she's got her own store front.

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 1>She's got no no, no. It was a corporate office.

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:43.080
<v Speaker 1>It was frosted doors, So I just assumed there was

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.799
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a bakery in there. And I opened the

0:40:45.800 --> 0:40:49.720
<v Speaker 1>doors and there are nothing but twelve desks, seventeen staff

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:53.360
<v Speaker 1>standing working on the Donna Hay mag four gay interns.

0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:56.920
<v Speaker 1>There's a test kitchen like it was bon appetite. People

0:40:56.920 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 1>were whisking eggs. And I walk in, go hella, Donna

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Hay looks up and everyone stops, like the puff making,

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 1>the egg stops, whiskey, what do you want?

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:06.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:08.640
<v Speaker 1>The girl typing stops typing, looks me in the eyes.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Donahey just stops what she's doing, and she goes, can

0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I help you? And I said, I'm here to buy cookies,

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:16.480
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, what the fuck do you mean? And

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I go, I'm here to buy cookies. And she goes,

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:20.200
<v Speaker 1>this is our corporate office.

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh god.

0:41:21.200 --> 0:41:23.040
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, but there's sign saying you

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:25.720
<v Speaker 1>can buy cookies and on uber eats.

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:28.120
<v Speaker 2>She's like, we operate only on uber eats, and what

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:28.919
<v Speaker 2>did the sign say.

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:31.640
<v Speaker 1>The sign did say on uber eats, order on Uber

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:34.560
<v Speaker 1>eats and your pickup is upstairs. It was for the

0:41:34.640 --> 0:41:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Uber eats dry so it's not open to the public.

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 1>It's clearly they sell them out of the kitchen.

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 2>That's soun embarrassing exclusively.

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 1>On uber eats. There's no store front. But Donna Haye

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 1>herself celebrate a big fan Donna.

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:51.840
<v Speaker 2>She went, thanks, hun, Oh my god.

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 1>And then I went, oh, so can I order cookies?

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:56.759
<v Speaker 1>She and I guess, I guess you can order them

0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:58.319
<v Speaker 1>if you want, I'll give you my email. So I've

0:41:58.320 --> 0:41:59.400
<v Speaker 1>got Donahey's.

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Officially god end the email.

0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got it. Yeah, should I send one now?

0:42:02.239 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Ask for free cookies?

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and send her this audio?

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:42:05.040 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Actually i'll cut the bit out where you said that

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 2>she was a huge cow. Well, now I want them?

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Can we order them on Uber eat? Yeah?

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 1>You can. Actually you're a Darlinghurst to your area?

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Let me see is it in Darlinghurst? Yeah? Oh that's fine.

0:42:16.280 --> 0:42:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Let me check. Let me fine, you can only order

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:20.279
<v Speaker 1>them on Uber eats. It's what she said.

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:22.799
<v Speaker 2>She's like, did you read that cook Yeah? Mate, I

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:25.040
<v Speaker 2>haven't had lunch and I've had two champagnes, Like I

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:27.720
<v Speaker 2>need something to line my gunt seriously.

0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:29.360
<v Speaker 1>As do I donnahy?

0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Now you order that? Can we multitask? Sorry, let's just

0:42:34.320 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 2>talk about Mitchell Cherry's birthday party. So I've been saying

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:41.319
<v Speaker 2>to Mitch for years, this house is sick for a

0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:42.719
<v Speaker 2>house party. Why haven't you done it?

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Because I'm back with my parents and he goes.

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Because I'm just worried that no one will turn up.

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm anxious. The shire is so far, which is valid.

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:51.799
<v Speaker 2>I did catch the train there and I thought this

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:54.840
<v Speaker 2>is nothing I can I drive seven hours home to Bogangate.

0:42:54.880 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 2>I can handle a forty minute train ride. Yes, to

0:42:57.280 --> 0:43:01.400
<v Speaker 2>the Shire twenty minutes in. I thought, how does anyone

0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 2>do this?

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:05.279
<v Speaker 3>I also caught the train and I thought, when is

0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:05.880
<v Speaker 3>this going to end?

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 1>How do you think I feel every fucking day?

0:43:08.239 --> 0:43:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Do you know that? I literally offered Jenna. I said,

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:12.560
<v Speaker 2>why don't we meet beforehand and then we can catch

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 2>the train together because it'll be really fucking boring if

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:17.760
<v Speaker 2>you go by yourself. No, that offer. Do you regret

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 2>not coming with us? Oh?

0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:19.239
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely?

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 2>It was boring? Right, It was so boring and it

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 2>went forever, even with company. I was bored as fuck.

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:26.239
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot, isn't it That I.

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:27.879
<v Speaker 3>Shouldn't expect it to be that long?

0:43:28.080 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, because I've caught longer trains. That just

0:43:30.840 --> 0:43:32.719
<v Speaker 2>there's something about that route that felt boring.

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I've caught the train to Dubbo. Yes, felt quicker.

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Than Oh, it's a scenic group by the sea anyway,

0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:42.279
<v Speaker 2>So we get to the place worth it because it's

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:44.000
<v Speaker 2>sick for a house party. As I've said, it's.

0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Gorgeous, beautiful.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 2>And then as I enter Mitchell Cherry's father Mark. It

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:50.920
<v Speaker 2>was like game thing.

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>He loves you have a tequila shop.

0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.359
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, okay, Mark, thank you, yep,

0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 2>lick myhan, I've got the salts, and then do the shot,

0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:02.239
<v Speaker 2>the line, the whole shit, of course, and then he goes,

0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:05.520
<v Speaker 2>have another one. Mate. I was like, Mark, I'll go feral.

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:07.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you understand what tequila does to me.

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Give him my track record. I don't think that's for

0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 2>the best. And he goes, I'll go while and he

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:14.160
<v Speaker 2>loves it. Meanwhile he's prying Sean with tequila shot and

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:16.400
<v Speaker 2>then he offers me a third and I thought, Mark, no,

0:44:17.160 --> 0:44:19.600
<v Speaker 2>you don't want that, trust me. And then the rest

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 2>of the night he kept offering me shots. He was

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 2>like going for it, and because he runs an alcohol company,

0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:26.720
<v Speaker 2>was bringing me out samples of different things they're releasing.

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:29.120
<v Speaker 1>He texts me today and said, can I get Coombs's

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:30.800
<v Speaker 1>home address? I've got a pr gift for it.

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:33.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking it with good shit.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:35.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah makes a good drop, mister churry.

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so yeah, your father got me well and

0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:42.000
<v Speaker 2>truly tipsy. And then came time to do the cake.

0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes, can I just set context? My parents love a party.

0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:47.560
<v Speaker 1>That's half the reason I said let's do it at home,

0:44:47.760 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 1>because in my eyes, it's my last Shire House party

0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:52.480
<v Speaker 1>while I live at home and mom and dad love,

0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:55.120
<v Speaker 1>love love. My parents were there the whole night, socializing

0:44:55.120 --> 0:44:55.759
<v Speaker 1>with right.

0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 2>But even when you didn't live at home and you

0:44:57.560 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 2>had the bloody housewarming at my old house, yeah, your

0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 2>parents were there. Bloody. Michelle was making fourteen lasagne in

0:45:04.360 --> 0:45:06.719
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen the whole time. She can't help herself, she was.

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:08.560
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter while she lives with you or not.

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 2>She loves caterine, she does, and she fucking did an

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 2>awesome job.

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:13.960
<v Speaker 1>By the way, sliders were exceptional.

0:45:14.239 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 2>They were Michelle. If you're listening, which I know you're not,

0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter, shout out to Michelle. You'll get free

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:22.359
<v Speaker 2>food next time. And so it came time to do

0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:27.080
<v Speaker 2>the birthday cake and all that. Yes, yes, correct, the

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:29.280
<v Speaker 2>apple didn't fall half in the tree because your parents

0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:32.480
<v Speaker 2>waffled on It was lovely. It was only a twenty eighth,

0:45:32.520 --> 0:45:34.680
<v Speaker 2>for fuck's sake. It was like you were dying, I.

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Know, and wasn't a traumatic. Mum gets up and goes Mitch's.

0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:39.919
<v Speaker 1>Everyone who knows Mitch's known he's had a real rough

0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 1>six months. Yes, Oh fucking here we got move on.

0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:48.080
<v Speaker 2>He lost the love of his shut up.

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Mum made a speech, Dad made a speech. Becky, my

0:45:51.600 --> 0:45:52.920
<v Speaker 1>older sister, made a speech.

0:45:53.120 --> 0:45:56.799
<v Speaker 2>And then Brittany Hockley, your co host, made us free

0:45:56.880 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 2>the pick up on kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And I thought.

0:45:58.840 --> 0:46:02.440
<v Speaker 2>To myself, that's interesting that they asked her but not me.

0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh, they've asked.

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:05.760
<v Speaker 2>One co host not the other to make a speech.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I thought, actually, she can have it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to make a speech. And then and then

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:14.359
<v Speaker 2>I saw Mark and Michelle conspiring. I could see them

0:46:14.360 --> 0:46:17.160
<v Speaker 2>whispering to each other and then looking directly at me,

0:46:17.560 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 2>whispering to each other again. I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck,

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:22.600
<v Speaker 2>fuck fuck. I can just imagine the conversation. Oh, we

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 2>better get coombsire to make a speech. And I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck me if they asked me to make a speech,

0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 2>because Mark's pribed me with so much alcohol. Yeah, I

0:46:28.719 --> 0:46:30.480
<v Speaker 2>can't be coherent tied now.

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<v Speaker 1>And Mitch was kind of buried in the middle of

0:46:32.320 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>the group. There was about forty people there. You're in

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the group towards the back, and me

0:46:36.320 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 1>and my family were standing on the tiered steps, so

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:39.680
<v Speaker 1>we were above everyone else.

0:46:39.760 --> 0:46:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:46:39.960 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I literally felt like I was getting on stage doing

0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 2>a stand up shut. Yes, I was like, fuck, what

0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:46.440
<v Speaker 2>am I doing? Yeah, And so I was called up

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 2>for a speech. And then they must have seen that

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking I can't do this, because they were like, Jenna,

0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 2>you get up too, You get up to Jenna. So

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:56.880
<v Speaker 2>both Jenna and I were forced to make an impromptuy

0:46:56.920 --> 0:46:58.880
<v Speaker 2>speech at Mitch's twenty eight.

0:46:58.960 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Of all birthday Listen. It was filmed and I have

0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 1>the audio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is what I'm worried about. I don't want

0:47:03.320 --> 0:47:05.279
<v Speaker 2>to hear this because I couldn't think of anything on

0:47:05.320 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 2>the spot. And also I would like to add that

0:47:07.719 --> 0:47:10.720
<v Speaker 2>by this point i'd read the room. Everyone was fucking

0:47:10.800 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 2>sick of speech and the cherries going on and on,

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:15.880
<v Speaker 2>and there was cake there ready to go, and so

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:17.759
<v Speaker 2>I thought I'll keep it short and sweet. But also

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 2>genuinely I couldn't think of anything to say on the spot.

0:47:20.040 --> 0:47:21.080
<v Speaker 2>It was so much pressure.

0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, poor Carla from Bankstown was holding the cake and

0:47:23.640 --> 0:47:25.799
<v Speaker 1>Ben's arms are about to snap off holding it for

0:47:25.840 --> 0:47:27.480
<v Speaker 1>half an hour. All right, So this is Mitch and

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Jenna's moment at my birthday. Let's roll. Take a listen.

0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm the cash cock and I was like, whoo was

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:40.280
<v Speaker 4>five years ago or something? Ever since then, our friendship

0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 4>has blossomed, and I love you very much.

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:50.800
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't think I can listen. My nervous system

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:53.880
<v Speaker 2>is back to where it was. I was not prepared

0:47:53.920 --> 0:48:04.279
<v Speaker 2>for this, sudhole. It's interesting that you were premierture. Were

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 2>because you're fucking late ever since? Right? Yeah, that's because

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 2>your mum was just talking about your premiature birth. Yeah better.

0:48:11.640 --> 0:48:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean everyone here could obviously not argue with the

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 2>fact that you're fiercely loyal. You've got a huge heart.

0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:22.279
<v Speaker 2>At this point, I'm being interrupted. You are also, I

0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:24.760
<v Speaker 2>will say that I have been telling you since around

0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 2>twenty eighteen. Fuck me, this house is perfect for a

0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:28.040
<v Speaker 2>house party.

0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 1>I haven't you.

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Took my advice anyway? That cake looks heavy. I'll wrap this.

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? It wasn't as bad as I remember.

0:48:42.280 --> 0:48:44.919
<v Speaker 1>That was great. Yeah, you did very well.

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.920
<v Speaker 2>I did last longer than Jenna.

0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Jal So that grabbed you to play this.

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:54.319
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, someone started filming after Jenna started talking, but you

0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:55.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't miss.

0:48:55.040 --> 0:48:57.520
<v Speaker 3>Do you know before that I'd spoken for about three minutes.

0:48:57.640 --> 0:49:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, got up there she went. I remember when

0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:03.319
<v Speaker 2>I first met Minch and that's about where they were.

0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think so.

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Jenner actually did a full performance song and dance.

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:09.879
<v Speaker 2>Yes, mine, I did.

0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:13.040
<v Speaker 1>She was stuck in that box all night. I really

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:14.520
<v Speaker 1>enjoyed the party. Thank you for coming, guys.

0:49:14.560 --> 0:49:18.799
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't finished, by the way. And then after the

0:49:18.840 --> 0:49:23.640
<v Speaker 2>speech of fuck one thing obviously led to the other.

0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:25.800
<v Speaker 2>And the next minute I see Mitchell Cherry smacking a

0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:26.759
<v Speaker 2>dirry down his face.

0:49:26.840 --> 0:49:28.959
<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, no, no, we got to end the show.

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, all the judgment about my priy

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:37.600
<v Speaker 2>of vaping habit, how dare you? But you didn't get

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 2>an OAEs bleed.

0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:40.279
<v Speaker 1>To your credit, I didn't get a nose bleed. No. Well,

0:49:40.320 --> 0:49:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm healthy now, so my body's like, yeah,

0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:44.360
<v Speaker 1>we can have a bit of nicotine, where before it

0:49:44.400 --> 0:49:45.440
<v Speaker 1>was the last straw.

0:49:45.360 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Irony of that.

0:49:46.719 --> 0:49:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't enough to ruin our hell. I went on

0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:50.800
<v Speaker 1>a nine k run the day of my birthday. I

0:49:51.280 --> 0:49:52.360
<v Speaker 1>could have fought half a package.

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Now it comes back to running, doesn't it. It does.

0:49:54.000 --> 0:49:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm a runner out. Well, you know what happened

0:49:56.040 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 1>it's because we were all like, we need alcohol, and

0:49:58.320 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 1>because I have my house or packed up in boxes.

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:03.839
<v Speaker 1>There's one box that just had alcohol on it because

0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I raided all the alcohol from my old house and

0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:08.239
<v Speaker 1>then we were needed Vodkros something. So I rip open

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 1>this box in the garage and on top of it

0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:12.760
<v Speaker 1>are like packs of cigarettes that I imported from Hawaii

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:15.080
<v Speaker 1>when I went, but I just had packed them up,

0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:16.400
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I actually did.

0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Notice the lack of playing packaging. I was like, how

0:50:19.000 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 2>long has Mark Cherry been holding me from the eighties?

0:50:21.600 --> 0:50:21.799
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:50:22.080 --> 0:50:24.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I brought them back from America in July.

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Do I have permission to post the photo in our

0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Facebook group? Because it is so funny. Anyone who's familiar

0:50:31.120 --> 0:50:33.960
<v Speaker 2>with you know, Kath and Kim's work, you'd remember the

0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:39.360
<v Speaker 2>linen caramel skits. I said, love, I said, pet Magnezabanski

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:41.799
<v Speaker 2>with the Darry It was very that energy. Can I

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 2>post that in the group.

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Not on social media? On the groups? Fine?

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, And everyone listening right now, you darling idiots,

0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 2>you loyal idiots. You have to promise not to post

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 2>it anywhere? Yeah, please don't, because I'm going to share

0:50:54.239 --> 0:50:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Cherry having a fag that.

0:50:56.120 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Could end my career.

0:50:58.080 --> 0:50:59.800
<v Speaker 2>But also, it's not in your mouth in the photo.

0:51:00.040 --> 0:51:02.680
<v Speaker 2>You could argue later, I was disposing.

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh just how I was auditioning for elvis biopic and

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:07.360
<v Speaker 1>it was her fat.

0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Elvis and that's why you got the hair.

0:51:09.440 --> 0:51:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course the hair. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well you

0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:14.480
<v Speaker 1>also posted did you get my consent because I was

0:51:14.560 --> 0:51:17.439
<v Speaker 1>drunk to post the video of me drinking a beer

0:51:17.440 --> 0:51:18.120
<v Speaker 1>from a dildo?

0:51:18.560 --> 0:51:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And your exact words were, yeah, fuck it, I

0:51:21.200 --> 0:51:21.640
<v Speaker 2>look good.

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:23.520
<v Speaker 3>It's true. You did say that.

0:51:23.520 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 1>That's true. I did got good to my jawel line.

0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 1>It looks on that little cock was great.

0:51:27.160 --> 0:51:30.279
<v Speaker 2>And honestly, this party really suited me because by the

0:51:30.320 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 2>looks of all the photos and stuff we're going to

0:51:32.040 --> 0:51:33.920
<v Speaker 2>share with you and already have shared with you, it

0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 2>looks like a wild night. But I was home by eleven.

0:51:36.400 --> 0:51:38.920
<v Speaker 2>It was fucking perfect. I love it. I love a

0:51:39.000 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 2>late afternoon start.

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:42.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it started at five, so yeah, pearlst day

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:44.400
<v Speaker 1>drinking and then by the time I got to ten

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 1>had already been going for five hours. I was in

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:48.160
<v Speaker 1>bed by one that was great.

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Poor all right, hey missed the memo because he turned

0:51:50.239 --> 0:51:52.319
<v Speaker 2>up at ten thirty as everyone was leaving.

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Now, and I give him so much props because he

0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.319
<v Speaker 1>still parted and still thought a gift and came late

0:51:56.400 --> 0:51:57.040
<v Speaker 1>and was really.

0:51:56.920 --> 0:51:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Well and gave me a lift time legend we love.

0:51:59.719 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, well we have another episode on Wednesday,

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:04.480
<v Speaker 1>so let's go. Yeah, we can't blow out load here,

0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 1>no God, thank you for listening to the show. I

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:09.040
<v Speaker 1>hope you enjoy the new two shows a week format.

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<v Speaker 1>To six of course. Yeah, all right, we'll see you

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