Speaker 1: This is it just posted by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. I'd
Speaker 1: rather be.
Speaker 2: Dead than be called gunkle, that nickname for gay uncle.
Speaker 1: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change
Speaker 1: the word.
Speaker 2: Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight.
Speaker 2: Funkles Here give uncle.
Speaker 1: No MITCHI and Mitchell koos Hello, yeah, hello, hello Mitchell.
Speaker 2: What's happening Listen?
Speaker 1: We're celebrating. Last week was my birthday. This week is
Speaker 1: the four year anniversary of Is It Just Happy?
Speaker 2: Out of the three girls? Jenna Happy out of her.
Speaker 3: Three to you first three everyone.
Speaker 1: We made it against all odds. All the press was
Speaker 1: against us. We had that shmi campaign from ke Loggs
Speaker 1: and I don't even want to hucking go into and
Speaker 1: we have made it through. On the other side, we
Speaker 1: have well and truly passed the podcast curse.
Speaker 2: You kind of ruin my surprise, by the way. I
Speaker 2: had something hidden back here that I was going to
Speaker 2: bust out as a surprise, but you kind of beat
Speaker 2: me to it.
Speaker 1: Here we go, ready, okay, yeah, happy four years?
Speaker 2: Why me? Can you grab the glasses over there?
Speaker 1: Do you want a glass, yer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not to celebrate?
Speaker 2: Of course here we can don't break down, all right,
Speaker 2: make sure you give me Mitchell Komb's poor please. Oh
Speaker 2: that was stunning. You know how the bubbles on the
Speaker 2: top of a champagne just kind of mush him over
Speaker 2: the top of the glass, but not a single drop
Speaker 2: is spilled.
Speaker 1: I'll have a respectful half glass.
Speaker 2: That's not half mate. Well, happy four years, guys, chance
Speaker 2: to four years. By the way, I think you're allowed
Speaker 2: because it's ring a bell. If you're going to be
Speaker 2: driving after a drink, you're allowed two drinks in the
Speaker 2: first hour and one every hour after that.
Speaker 1: I've never subscribed to that math, to be perfectly honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you're going off of Mitchell Coomb's paw.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's one drink. It's actually about seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also especially if you're the size that I am.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm atabolized alcohol very quickly. There's been a
Speaker 1: couple of times where I've been RBT and I'm like, shit,
Speaker 1: I've had a couple of drinks and they're like, you've
Speaker 1: got nothing in you, good boy being sober. I'm like, yeah, sober,
Speaker 1: I still got salt from a tequila shot on my lip.
Speaker 2: Random question? Have you ever in your life? Jenner? This
Speaker 2: doesn't apply to you. You can't drive now. Have you
Speaker 2: ever in your life had a random drug test?
Speaker 1: I have had one, really drug test, yes, and it
Speaker 1: was terrifying.
Speaker 2: Because I remember during my stony era of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: You know that myth. I don't know if it's true enough,
Speaker 2: but people like you have weed, it will show up
Speaker 2: on a drug test for at least the next thirty
Speaker 2: days or something.
Speaker 1: I know I heard two weeks.
Speaker 2: But I've never had a random drug test, so I'm like,
Speaker 2: is it a myth?
Speaker 1: No, I've had it. And what they do is they
Speaker 1: scrape your tongue. It looks like a COVID swab, and
Speaker 1: they scrape the top of your tongue and then it
Speaker 1: just like and then a line comes up if it's higher,
Speaker 1: if you're negative, and I was negative. But it was
Speaker 1: very scary, very scary. They had dogs.
Speaker 2: I love how you get scared even though there's no
Speaker 2: chance you were smacked off your face behind the whine.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not have I had any fatter moons. RBTs are
Speaker 1: so intimidating, you know the other day, I don't think they.
Speaker 2: Are at all. I've never had anything to worry about.
Speaker 1: No, I don't need to worry about. But police just
Speaker 1: frighten me. And they did the RBT and she was like,
Speaker 1: any drinks tonight and I said no, and she's all right,
Speaker 1: count to ten. And I counted to ten, but really quickly.
Speaker 1: She went slow down there, mate, sorry, and she went
Speaker 1: you sure you haven't had a drink? I went yeah.
Speaker 1: She went, it's registering serious and I went, I haven't
Speaker 1: had a drink, but I've just sanitized my hands. She went,
Speaker 1: let's go again. She did me again and she went,
Speaker 1: I have to ask you to pull over.
Speaker 2: And I'm oh my god, Oh my god, what home?
Speaker 1: Now? Have I been there? Someone slipped a drink into
Speaker 1: my pump bottle? And then I pull over and then
Speaker 1: we do it again and she goes, now, please, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you one last chance to be honest.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Have you had a drink? And I said absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Do you know who I am? And then she did
Speaker 1: it and she said, oh, the machine was broken, you'll fine,
Speaker 1: you can go.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I was terrified.
Speaker 2: So it actually was. And I thought she was just
Speaker 2: going on a bit of a power trip.
Speaker 1: Now the machine was broken. She had to call over
Speaker 1: some other constable because she was clearly fresh.
Speaker 2: Out's calling them the C word comfortable.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, Well I got a family, four cops. Cops are
Speaker 1: tops a cab Well yeah that as well, apart from
Speaker 1: Becky a cab detective Becky aside my sister.
Speaker 2: All cops except Becky your baskets AC A B A
Speaker 2: A C E B E.
Speaker 1: Fuck that's confusing, and cab agin, hey, cabagin. Anyway, happy
Speaker 1: four years. God, let's take our mind back to when
Speaker 1: we first started the show.
Speaker 2: Was there any point where you thought we wouldn't make
Speaker 2: the four years?
Speaker 1: Last week was a tough week, but you know, it
Speaker 1: was my birthday, so I was stressed, So that makes
Speaker 1: sense as to why those thoughts were going through my mind.
Speaker 2: Speaking of your birthday, later on in this episode, we're
Speaker 2: going to be playing some audio from your birthday. Something
Speaker 2: happened that I will never ever fucking forgive you for.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was my fault. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. What happened in my bedroom is
Speaker 1: are you talking about? No?
Speaker 2: No, not that, oh oh oh no, that was welcome.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was very well become joint that I more
Speaker 1: mean is at the steps on the steps correct God, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2: Generous you were, but you also did nothing to defend well, it.
Speaker 1: Only benefited benefited me in that moment. All I was
Speaker 1: getting was positive praise. So, okay, we've got the audio.
Speaker 1: We'll play that coming up.
Speaker 2: And by the way, speaking of this episode, because it's
Speaker 2: our four year anniversary, we thought this week, of all weeks,
Speaker 2: we're giving you double dose of d GYM from now on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we're going to be doing two episodes this week
Speaker 2: and from now on. We mentioned this a few weeks back.
Speaker 2: We put a survey out to you, yep, our darling idiot, Yes,
Speaker 2: and everyone was in favor of two episodes of id
Speaker 2: GYM per week.
Speaker 1: It's in democracy, guys. If the voting, if the voting
Speaker 1: ruled that you wanted one episode, we would have done
Speaker 1: one episode, but it was overwhelming two episodes a week,
Speaker 1: So all you need to worry about is the fact
Speaker 1: that you'll get more of us every week.
Speaker 2: The whole idea was that we would make them a
Speaker 2: little bit shorter, because one episode was starting to blow
Speaker 2: out to almost two hours. We'll just see how we
Speaker 2: go with that, though knowing us, we won't be able
Speaker 2: to shut the fuck.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna have so. Yeah, congratulations on four years, guys.
Speaker 1: Cheers to us.
Speaker 2: Cheers.
Speaker 1: We're still alive. And can I actually say, I'd argue
Speaker 1: that we're the hottest and most successful, and most gorgeous
Speaker 1: with and the happiest the three of us have ever been.
Speaker 2: I would think that's fair to say. That's true.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: I completely agree, speaking of which, in answer to actually
Speaker 2: it was my question, not even yours. In answer to
Speaker 2: my question about was there any point where you thought
Speaker 2: the podcast might end and we might not make it
Speaker 2: to four years? Yeah, November December last year, I thought,
Speaker 2: cheer is gonna have to pull the pin soon?
Speaker 1: Oh you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh? I was not good.
Speaker 2: Because you were taking on an extra radio show. You're
Speaker 2: already overworked, and I thought, if something's got to give,
Speaker 2: it's going to be the podcast, and me, being the
Speaker 2: sort of person I am, i'd sort of started to
Speaker 2: road map how we'd announced the podcast ending in my
Speaker 2: head already, and then you were like, no, I will
Speaker 2: carry on.
Speaker 1: I was like, you are such a control through I
Speaker 1: love that I'm not control.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking about it. You know how you
Speaker 2: think about these things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know. I know your Mitch is so good.
Speaker 1: This month of October is the busiest month I've had
Speaker 1: in like three years, and Mitch made.
Speaker 2: A for me. I called it Cheery's fucked Toba.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm heading on a national tour with my radio
Speaker 1: co host Britain Laura. Yeah, I'm opening for their live show,
Speaker 1: and I, of.
Speaker 2: All people know that going around to different fucking cities.
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like march an hour flight to Brisbane
Speaker 2: or whatever, but it really takes it out of you. Yeah, total,
Speaker 2: And it's more overwhelming in your brain than it actually
Speaker 2: is in execution.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so I said to you, send me all your
Speaker 2: flight time, send me or your recording dates, et cetera,
Speaker 2: et cetera. And I made a calendar color coded, just
Speaker 2: because when you look at the calendar, it's less daunting
Speaker 2: when you go, oh, okay, I actually do have a
Speaker 2: few days that week. Yea, I've got time to myself.
Speaker 1: You know, I really did appreciate that.
Speaker 2: I can show you the calendar, Jenner, I did a
Speaker 2: great job.
Speaker 1: I've sound it to a couple of people, a couple
Speaker 1: boys that I'm dating. I might just want to go
Speaker 1: on a second date to might read Churi's fucked Toba.
Speaker 2: You're like, you cycle back in November cock ed, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're.
Speaker 1: Yellow, just so you know for color coding, because you're
Speaker 1: a twink my eyes yellow is twink. But so was
Speaker 1: the podcast is yellow. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: But I did it for the sake of our podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's got the most fucked up month ahead in October,
Speaker 2: and so I'm putting in this calendar on all of
Speaker 2: its three days. Option one. We recalled this day option
Speaker 2: two because why would we choose now, when you're busier
Speaker 2: than ever to take on two episodes a week? For
Speaker 2: God's sake.
Speaker 1: I know we're idiots, We're actually idiots, but so we're
Speaker 1: our listeners. Are the idiots die in We should begin
Speaker 1: the show. If it's your first time listening, welcome. We
Speaker 1: start every show with then is it just me something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, hate or appreciate. So we have one each.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine and I don't know mitches. We're
Speaker 1: going in cold.
Speaker 2: I reckon you should kick things off because what I
Speaker 2: can tell you about mine is that it does involve
Speaker 2: me having to get up out of my chair, and
Speaker 2: I'm not prepared to do that right now. I'm very comfy.
Speaker 1: Oh so you want you just you're putting it off from.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm heading to another room.
Speaker 1: Oh but I've been to every room in your house
Speaker 1: and there's been nothing interesting? Is shan?
Speaker 2: How every dare you is? You're a secret guest.
Speaker 1: I would have seen it if there was a cake
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that. Do you want to kick off?
Speaker 1: I would have loved Okay, Champagne's going straight to my head. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you guys, but I all so
Speaker 2: you ran out of time to have lunchcause I'm having
Speaker 2: champagne on an empty stomach. This could be interesting as well.
Speaker 1: I've had a jabani, profit yoga and ak run. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fucking carget on the Show's all you've had? Now?
Speaker 1: It a banana?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, that's okay, Then Fair'm.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. He's my ajim? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you gravely worried about the whereabouts of the year
Speaker 1: ten and year twelve formals?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? He's saying they don't happen anymore.
Speaker 1: They have disappeared off the face of the earth. The
Speaker 1: year twelve formal and the year ten farewell is what
Speaker 1: I used to have. We had a year ten farewell
Speaker 1: or a formal.
Speaker 2: Who was being farewell to year ten?
Speaker 1: Do I have it wrong? Oh, year ten formal, Year
Speaker 1: twelve farewell?
Speaker 2: Is it possible that that shit is just not on
Speaker 2: your radar anymore?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm not hidened by parks and looking at
Speaker 1: you know, seventeen year old in years and you know,
Speaker 1: shitty little tiger lily dresses. But they were the biggest
Speaker 1: thing in the world. You'd go to a local park,
Speaker 1: you'd get your pre's, you'd have your photos. Everyone'd have
Speaker 1: party buses, and the girls would have the gowns and
Speaker 1: they'd be all different colors, and the boys that have
Speaker 1: their suits from Taro cash and all the boys that
Speaker 1: line up in a row, and they'd all get their
Speaker 1: photos and the groups that'd get photos and then the
Speaker 1: parents would come down. But now, like you know, we
Speaker 1: were a bit daggy when we're in high school. We
Speaker 1: didn't have TikTok or Instagram. Now you'd think they'd be
Speaker 1: bigger than ever because these kids are tiktoking and these
Speaker 1: kids are all over social media.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you just don't see it online.
Speaker 1: I see absolutely no. And I see prom I see
Speaker 1: American prom content, Yeah, I see prom staff, but I
Speaker 1: never see any year ten and year twelve formal content.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening and you're in your twelve or
Speaker 1: you're in your ten, do you still do it? Do
Speaker 1: people still give a shit?
Speaker 2: Of course they'd give a shit. It's the biggest deal
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your year ten? Did you have both
Speaker 1: ten and twelve?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We had the JDD and the SDD. Seeing your
Speaker 2: dinner dance junior did a dance? Hn SDD. You've got
Speaker 2: to really pronounce those carefully on that one, okay.
Speaker 1: So, and then the jdd's in year ten, and what
Speaker 1: is it a dinner?
Speaker 2: It's basically just fucking party pies and sausage rolls in
Speaker 2: the school gym, to be fair, But they do actually
Speaker 2: make us do and learn a formal dance for the
Speaker 2: junior in a dance, but the senior one is just
Speaker 2: a free for all. It's basically a disco informal way.
Speaker 2: But I did take my ear ten girlfriend to the
Speaker 2: junior in a dance vett as in with a wy
Speaker 2: not just a vet.
Speaker 1: You are a dog, so that checks out. Did you
Speaker 1: kiss of it?
Speaker 2: No? God, no, I gave her a course.
Speaker 1: I was about to ask you record.
Speaker 2: It's very charming. I'll see if I can find photos.
Speaker 2: You guys, see if you can find photos from your
Speaker 2: high school formals, we'll put them in our Facebook group.
Speaker 1: I know where mine are because I was going through
Speaker 1: my old profile pictures before and there's a photo of
Speaker 1: me with a girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think mine would have been my profile picture too.
Speaker 1: Jenny, you're very quiet on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I never went to one.
Speaker 2: Oh why not?
Speaker 1: You were invited? Sure, you just didn't want to go.
Speaker 3: No, we didn't have Jenna.
Speaker 2: Really, wait, what high school did you go to?
Speaker 1: She was at the Salem witch trials when she was
Speaker 1: in high school, so she was quite busy. They were
Speaker 1: trying her for witchcraft.
Speaker 3: Yes, so for year eleven and twelve, right, I did correspondence?
Speaker 1: What for the bb fucking C? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's kind of cool. She invented remote
Speaker 2: learning before COVID made a call.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: What do you mean Jenna did my school work from home?
Speaker 1: Why? What was going on.
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to, and I hated school, and I
Speaker 3: kept I kept, okay, ditching school.
Speaker 2: And don't you, I hated school too. I didn't know
Speaker 2: that was an option, just to not go. I never
Speaker 2: even asked.
Speaker 1: I really thrived, I really enjoyed school. This is me
Speaker 1: at my year ten formal with Chloe and Sophie. I
Speaker 1: think I was in love with.
Speaker 3: Both of Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Look at that Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, you've actually look a lot like you do now.
Speaker 1: No, oh I do, I've thinned down. Yes, Oh, there's
Speaker 1: another one of me. Look in the park getting photos
Speaker 1: with all the locals. There's me because I got voted
Speaker 1: best personality, which is code for faggot makes lovable. Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's heart puff.
Speaker 2: I just found a photo of a vet night and
Speaker 2: you can tell that I'm feeling so awkward and I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do with my hands. Here go,
Speaker 2: it'd be.
Speaker 1: Such a cute, bully you, I think.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, my face looks so red. I
Speaker 2: must have been nervous. Oh look at your hair.
Speaker 1: Why am I thinner than you in that year?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know that was you were pudgy. That wasn't
Speaker 2: even me at my pudgiest Oh my young I will
Speaker 2: say I probably shouldn't say this, but despite the fact
Speaker 2: I'm now openly homosexual, she's got a good rack on
Speaker 2: us my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Which she's twelve sixteen.
Speaker 2: See this is why school formals aren't on our radar,
Speaker 2: because it's inappropriate for us to be friends of anyone
Speaker 2: that age.
Speaker 1: How old are they.
Speaker 2: It's not like I have because I used to have
Speaker 2: younger friends in lower years for me, but they're well
Speaker 2: and truly out of school. So if I had an
Speaker 2: eighteen or seventeen year old friend, that'd be a bit weird,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it. I think it would be like acquaintances, listeners
Speaker 2: of ours, sure, whatever, but like not a close friend
Speaker 2: where I'm like, oh my god, send me a photo
Speaker 2: from your formal that's a bit Miranda. Things of me.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I think that age is I think twenty
Speaker 1: one is the youngest. You can't really have a friendship
Speaker 1: with at our age anyway. God, But that so that
Speaker 1: was me at my year ten. Year ten was a
Speaker 1: bit was normal than year twelve. I remember we went
Speaker 1: to the City Darling Harbor Circular Key and DJ Tiger
Speaker 1: Lily DJ to a year twelve event than anyone who
Speaker 1: was eighteen went out to Argyle and Cargo Bar in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they are such straight venues, such straight venues,
Speaker 2: that would have been the biggest deal for you shy folks.
Speaker 1: We're going to aile DJ Tiger Lily was there. That
Speaker 1: is the night that I had my first and I
Speaker 1: had a nosebleed.
Speaker 2: No, you're not allowed to say cigarette brands, mate, I
Speaker 2: have to keep that out.
Speaker 1: So fuck I'm an idiot and I'm like, I'm a radio.
Speaker 2: What is wrong with me? I know? Speaking of which,
Speaker 2: by the way, speaking of cigarettes, more details on Mental
Speaker 2: Cherious birthday party six.
Speaker 1: Please don't bring it up. I don't want talk about it.
Speaker 2: Listen, And you fucking judge me for vaping.
Speaker 1: I don't have any judgment. I think you look like
Speaker 1: an idiot. Listen. If you're an idiot speaking of and
Speaker 1: you are going through your year ten or year twelve,
Speaker 1: I want photos like what do you do? Do you
Speaker 1: have the events? What are you wearing? Because fashions changed,
Speaker 1: kids are fashionable these days.
Speaker 2: I don't think the young people listen to us, We're
Speaker 2: going to get their mums saying I had Nikita's former
Speaker 2: last week, so true?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 3: of miches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2: Now coming up in our next episode in a couple
Speaker 2: of days time, our Wednesday episode, episode one sixty four.
Speaker 2: If you're those keeping count at home.
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry, is are we going to continue? The numbering
Speaker 1: is yes, So we're not gonna do zero point five.
Speaker 1: We're not going to start saw.
Speaker 2: We're not doing fucking Harry Potter Part one and two,
Speaker 2: shit Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn part two? Fuck that? Can we?
Speaker 1: But can we do like deathly hello? Like can we
Speaker 1: have really dramatic names for me?
Speaker 2: Well? What do you want to call? Episode one sixty
Speaker 2: three Today's one half blood print fo Anyway, coming up
Speaker 2: in episode one sixty four, our Wednesday episode, our newly
Speaker 2: invented Wednesday episode for our four year anniversary, we're doing
Speaker 2: an anonymous Q and A. Yes, we've been sent a
Speaker 2: bunch of questions from our idiots. We often, I don't
Speaker 2: think we usually give the option for it to be anonymous,
Speaker 2: so this will be interesting. People get a bit brave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, And no, we're not fucking that. I
Speaker 1: know that'll be the top question, have you guys?
Speaker 2: He headed, Yeah, no, we're not fucking anymore.
Speaker 1: We stopped.
Speaker 2: And also, Jenna's got another fable for us.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Is it going to be as intense as last Jenna's fable?
Speaker 3: Well, it happens a year after the last fable.
Speaker 1: So interesting.
Speaker 2: Put your mic a bit closer. I'm worried about your posture.
Speaker 2: Look at her, she's leaning her neck like that. We
Speaker 2: lean in to talk.
Speaker 1: She just dropped the mic towards her vagina. Oh god,
Speaker 1: she has one ship back there.
Speaker 2: That's better. Just pop a cushion behind your back. I'm
Speaker 2: worried about your post.
Speaker 1: This is like at the oscars when that they try
Speaker 1: to touch the mic, but it's built into the floor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there we go that you look more comfortable.
Speaker 2: You have a.
Speaker 1: Plaster on your hand. Jenn's bandage.
Speaker 2: What's so?
Speaker 3: There was a dog in the office yesterday.
Speaker 2: Mitchell has a name.
Speaker 1: We're both on the dog Junxsta. We both called each
Speaker 1: other a dog and it's only fifteen minutes in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I got mold what you got more by
Speaker 2: a dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Bye? A toy poodle more teeth?
Speaker 1: How can that only happen capable of the workplace. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were you baiting it? Were you? Are you teasing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I was. I was just she just looks delicious.
Speaker 1: You are very sinewy, and it would have gone, that's
Speaker 1: a pigsy, or if ever sinewy, she's just very lean. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a combative compliment.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: A compliment. He said you look like a petrified pigsy,
Speaker 2: and he mistook you for a retreat from pep bar.
Speaker 1: You said that I caught her a piggy.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Lily was, we were having fun. She was sitting
Speaker 3: on me and then she bit you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, until now you're all bandaged up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to go to the first aid kitten
Speaker 3: the office.
Speaker 2: No one even helped you.
Speaker 1: No, that's in the kitchen. I always see it when
Speaker 1: I reheat my new foods.
Speaker 3: And I feel like I'm the only one who uses it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: I took a heap of band aids.
Speaker 2: They're in my bag.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll glad. You're all right. Christ that's all
Speaker 1: coming up on Wednesday's episode.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for my Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go jump? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been curious to try an ice bath.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, Now that I'm in my health
Speaker 1: and fitness era, I have seen these and the benefits
Speaker 1: are really quite strong.
Speaker 2: I was looking into it the other day and I
Speaker 2: remember you telling me ages Ago, Mitch, if you make
Speaker 2: the last thirty seconds of your shower fucking I remember
Speaker 2: that freezing cold. Yeah, it's meant to be good for
Speaker 2: your anxiety or something. I still do that you still
Speaker 2: do because I remember trying it, and the first day
Speaker 2: I got five seconds, and then I was like, so
Speaker 2: that's fine, that's fine. Tomorrow I'll try and beat five seconds.
Speaker 2: I got seven. Yeah, and then I got up to thirteen,
Speaker 2: and then I thought, fuck this for a joke. I'm
Speaker 2: not doing that anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, it does work.
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's for anxiety. It resets your nervous system. See.
Speaker 2: That's actually what sparked my interests about the ice bath
Speaker 2: or the plunge pull, whatever they call it. I've been
Speaker 2: getting a lot of tiktoks about the nervous system being
Speaker 2: out of whack, and I think mine must be because
Speaker 2: I've got the constant sore neck, constant sorece shoulders, and
Speaker 2: it's not even about anxiety or anything anymore, although apparently
Speaker 2: that is a benefit of the ice bath. However, I
Speaker 2: fucking hate discomfort, so I don't know the benefits would
Speaker 2: have to really outweigh that three minutes of discomfort, because
Speaker 2: they say three minutes of ice bath is what you need.
Speaker 1: These ice baths are next level. So Joel Creasy I
Speaker 1: was talking to him about this because he ice bats
Speaker 1: all the time and he puts photos up and it's
Speaker 1: like a genuine, like minus five degree freezing cold ice
Speaker 1: bath that you plunge yourself into and it like completely
Speaker 1: makes your brain shut down and focus on just not dying.
Speaker 2: Wow. Fuck that. Yeah, Jenna, can you google the benefits
Speaker 2: of ice barths? Because I can't remember off the top
Speaker 2: of my head. But basically I was looking into it
Speaker 2: the other day and I thought, you know what, maybe
Speaker 2: I should give it a go. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you need a special ice bath or if you have
Speaker 2: to go to a bloody bar or something.
Speaker 1: Can there are clinics that do it. A lot of
Speaker 1: footballers do, like the cryogenics and you go into a
Speaker 1: machine and it freezes you. But I think anything that
Speaker 1: is cold enough to reset your nervous system is fine.
Speaker 2: Well for the sake of the experiment. Today, I have
Speaker 2: a bath and I have ice. Should I give it
Speaker 2: a crack?
Speaker 1: Oh shit? Is that what you were talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got something in another room. Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jeffrey Darma when he invites you back
Speaker 1: and then he shows you his bath and it's full
Speaker 1: of decapitato.
Speaker 2: You're not coming into the bathroom with me. I'll take
Speaker 2: the portable micro but I don't want you to see me.
Speaker 2: Oh are you gotta be butt naked?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I bet not.
Speaker 1: What's Monday's on?
Speaker 2: I'll just I'm in my gym clothes. Now I probably
Speaker 2: should have gotten change. I'm sorry. If I stink, I'll
Speaker 2: just go in this and then I'll get changed after.
Speaker 1: How do you film it? Do you need Jennet to
Speaker 1: go in?
Speaker 2: Now? I just take that tripod with me. Okay, So
Speaker 2: you've set it up already pretty much. No wonder.
Speaker 1: I said I had to ship when I got here,
Speaker 1: and he said no. I was like, spoiler, Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: Now? Does it undo the nervous system benefits if I
Speaker 2: take my champagne with.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not Jenna, you've read the benefits benefit.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it reduces inflammation and swelling. I need that,
Speaker 3: relieve sore muscles, aids exercise recovery. Yeah, pilates lowers core
Speaker 3: body temperature.
Speaker 2: Is that a good thing?
Speaker 1: Pretty hard at the moment.
Speaker 3: Supports immunity, improves mental health.
Speaker 1: Shit will stay in there for as long as you can.
Speaker 3: There's so so many, but there's some risks.
Speaker 1: What are the risks?
Speaker 2: Before you carry on? I've got a bunch of tumblers
Speaker 2: in my freezer full of water for the ice, so
Speaker 2: I'll just go pop those in the bathyll.
Speaker 1: Jenny, you read the health, the.
Speaker 3: Warnings, the risks, okay, So high blood pressure or heart disease.
Speaker 1: We can't give you a heart disease.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bit dramatic.
Speaker 1: Can It's a lot? Oh, if you've got it. It's
Speaker 1: saying be wary.
Speaker 3: Your provider may recommend avoiding ice baths.
Speaker 1: What your ice provider? What your dealer at?
Speaker 3: It says your provider?
Speaker 2: A vomit bucket full of ye a cup full of
Speaker 2: eyes on, my little ramikins full of ice. I've got
Speaker 2: heaps of ice. Better to guy, dixie cup full of
Speaker 2: ice in.
Speaker 1: So many ice cube trays.
Speaker 3: Okay, So staying in an ice bath for too long
Speaker 3: can also cause hypothermia.
Speaker 2: Yes, I heard no longer than fifteen minutes, which I
Speaker 2: don't think i'll last time.
Speaker 1: Minute fifteen, I think you'll be six. I'm going to
Speaker 1: take bets now, Jenna, I think he'll last no longer
Speaker 1: than a minute.
Speaker 3: I think three minutes.
Speaker 1: Why are you boiling a jaga? You're putting hot water
Speaker 1: in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the eye is stuck to the bucket. I
Speaker 2: have to get it out somehow.
Speaker 1: Just dump the bucket in with you, put it on
Speaker 1: your crouch.
Speaker 3: Okay, so remember you should get out of the ice
Speaker 3: bath immediately if you start shivering uncontrollably or known of
Speaker 3: skin color changes.
Speaker 2: Really, yes, shivering, it's going to be a freezing cold bath.
Speaker 3: No, but uncontrollably.
Speaker 1: I just read this. Ice baths is said to have
Speaker 1: several health benefits and should be approached with caution. However,
Speaker 1: stars like Kim Kardashi and Drake and Lizzo to Samantha,
Speaker 1: a bevvy of celebrities. I'm obsessed. Who the fuck is
Speaker 1: the man? Liza?
Speaker 2: I'm going to chuck this cup of ice cubs at
Speaker 2: the bath and then start running the cold water.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, God, I'm excited for it. A
Speaker 1: bit nervous, to be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, do you want to hear something fucked? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I'm smart. Earlier I thought, oh, it's going to
Speaker 2: take ages to fill the bath. To save time on
Speaker 2: the podcast, I'll like half fill it. And then I
Speaker 2: just forgot that I was filling the bath up. I
Speaker 2: left to go to bar class. Nothing, walked halfway there
Speaker 2: and I went, fuck, fuck, fuck the bath. I came
Speaker 2: here it had just started overflowing. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: got it just in time.
Speaker 1: Its happened to me. I'm always worried about that.
Speaker 2: Thank god I remembered, right.
Speaker 1: I forgot that you had a bath. Okay, so what
Speaker 1: do you what do you want the benefits for? Is
Speaker 1: it the soreness of bar.
Speaker 2: It's the nervous system thing, and like just my constant
Speaker 2: neck pain, which the chiropractor doesn't seem to help, because
Speaker 2: I don't think it's actually got anything to do with
Speaker 2: the bones and the spine.
Speaker 1: Maybe inflammation, yes, yes, Can I tell you the best
Speaker 1: thing about doing thirty seconds of cold after a hot
Speaker 1: shower is it cools you down. And then I do
Speaker 1: my skin care straight after my shower, and sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: sweating after.
Speaker 2: A hot The skin care so.
Speaker 1: Much better because your skin is just ye soaks it
Speaker 1: in more. It's so good.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to put my champagne next to the bar,
Speaker 2: so that's ready to go.
Speaker 1: So Mitch is heading into his bar that's behind us.
Speaker 2: So general, you can hear me from this mic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can perfect. Okay, can you just kind of
Speaker 1: like put the mic near the water and just prove
Speaker 1: that there's ice cubes Like.
Speaker 2: I'm about to dump this big bucket of ice in there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god, it's in a red tupperware bowl.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: That was the most vile sound I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Was all right, I'm taking the ramikins in.
Speaker 1: That's so they're the size of a crembroulet Remican and
Speaker 1: they've got big chunk of cubes in. Let's hear how
Speaker 1: they Okay, shut the door.
Speaker 2: I've locked it too. I don't trust you in you're
Speaker 2: slight here.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in seeing you in a pool, So
Speaker 1: so walkers through through it. I can hear the water
Speaker 1: running is it cold enough.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got the cold tap on and then a
Speaker 2: fuck load of ice in there, so I can only assume.
Speaker 1: It's a hot day here in Sydney too, so cold
Speaker 1: water will be cold regardless.
Speaker 2: Well I can't even handle cold water in a shower,
Speaker 2: so no matter how cold it is or isn't, it's
Speaker 2: still too cold for me.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Isabella's out here terrified. She hits the
Speaker 1: popping and she thinks her dad is out here being
Speaker 1: her mother.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Sorry? All right, Mitchell walkers through. What you're about to
Speaker 1: do your first ice bath?
Speaker 2: Well it's not that deep, so do I like wait
Speaker 2: for it to fill up a bit further or do
Speaker 2: I just get in as it is?
Speaker 1: Get in as it is because it'll be colder, but
Speaker 1: colder it is now with less water, it'll be cooler.
Speaker 2: God, fuck my life.
Speaker 1: You'll be fine, Mitchell, you'll be fine. Hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: going to get my stop watch out because I want
Speaker 1: you to tell me when you're in.
Speaker 2: I think I should aim for three minutes, because I
Speaker 2: saw online when I was doing my research that you
Speaker 2: don't get any further benefits if you stay beyond three minutes,
Speaker 2: Like if you do three minutes or fifteen, it's no different.
Speaker 1: Interesting three minutes, it's a long time, Mitchell. That's a
Speaker 1: one song. All right, my stop watch is out. Tell
Speaker 1: us where you're at.
Speaker 3: I haven't forgot my feet in.
Speaker 2: I'm all right.
Speaker 1: We'll start with the feet.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm gonna dip my feet in.
Speaker 1: Okay, feelings? How it feels?
Speaker 3: Fuck? That?
Speaker 1: Is it really cold?
Speaker 3: Kidding me?
Speaker 2: You expect me to sit down in that?
Speaker 1: Yes, Mitchell, forgive your nervous sister the inflammation.
Speaker 2: It's ironic that I'm trying to heal my nervous system,
Speaker 2: but right now I can't feel anything but nervous.
Speaker 1: You know what this tells you? Just how fuck your
Speaker 1: mental health is that bad? On your feet alone?
Speaker 2: And the feet apparently don't feel the cold as much
Speaker 2: as the rest of your body. You know how you
Speaker 2: dip your toes in a pool and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's fine, and then you dive in and go Actually,
Speaker 2: I can feel that in my armpi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's when you get to the soft bits under
Speaker 1: the knees and the elbows. Oh god, I'm be about
Speaker 1: to give the neck as well. Where all the organs are? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so what's in now? Just little foot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, still feet, and I've sawt I'm in a squat position,
Speaker 2: preparing to sit down, but I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: Not a mental image. We put that GoPro on the
Speaker 1: base of the bar. Get that shut, all right, Come on,
Speaker 1: no wasting time dip squatting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's time.
Speaker 1: Do I start the timer? Yes, okay, I've started? Okay,
Speaker 1: how does it feel?
Speaker 2: I mean, didn't they say that it's supposed to a stract?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: You can't think of anything else. I can't think of
Speaker 2: anything else.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ice cubes? I can hear them moving around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're icebergs, mate, they're huge.
Speaker 1: Hours. How cold is it? How do you feel?
Speaker 2: I mean, I can only imagine that an actual ice
Speaker 2: puol would be colder than this. But this is more
Speaker 2: than coldenough.
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds thirty seconds? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes, are you fully submerged?
Speaker 2: It's like up to my belly button. My barth's not
Speaker 2: that deep and I don't want to lie down in it?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, why don't you lie down a little bit?
Speaker 1: Get smoky back damp?
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't bring a hair tie.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get my hair with fifty seconds.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, my tit's are freezing.
Speaker 1: Oh my teeth, my tits are freezing. Are you all right?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: The lower half of my body has gotten completely used
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 3: Oh, there we go.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: So what's it going to take another thirty seconds for
Speaker 2: my tits to get used to it?
Speaker 1: Now you're a minute fifteen in. This is very impressive.
Speaker 1: How are your bits? Your bits downstairs?
Speaker 2: I don't have bits anymore.
Speaker 1: They're gone.
Speaker 2: I got clip bite, they're gone.
Speaker 1: Oh so you've turned the tap off?
Speaker 2: I here, Yeah, because otherwise it'll start over flumbing again.
Speaker 1: We don't want that, Mitchell. You're doing a minute thirty
Speaker 1: that's really impressive. Now, just why don't you close your
Speaker 1: close your eyes and how do you How does your
Speaker 1: nervous system feel?
Speaker 2: I mean distracted? To be fair, Oh I kind of.
Speaker 2: I got sore shoulders. I should get in a bit
Speaker 2: deeper so much solders can get in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you lie down? Oh my oh god?
Speaker 1: What just happened?
Speaker 2: Joking?
Speaker 1: That's freezy? What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually you actually sound quite calm. This is the most
Speaker 1: calm I've ever been talking.
Speaker 2: To it weirdly works.
Speaker 1: Really, why don't I come in there and we do
Speaker 1: a little tag team bath.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you even after four years doing
Speaker 2: the podcast together, we're close enough to share bath water.
Speaker 2: You're gross.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's the fucking jan speaking. Two minutes, thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: thirty seconds more and Mitchell has hit his gone three minutes.
Speaker 2: You know what. The hardest part actually is just the
Speaker 2: first plunge, and then once you're in there, you're like,
Speaker 2: I don't regret it. It's a bit like going to
Speaker 2: the It's.
Speaker 1: Like anal sex. Yeah. We both had very different comparisons there.
Speaker 1: They both work, Angel work you. You just got to
Speaker 1: let it in. As you know, Jenny, it's what you
Speaker 1: said to me the first time. Just just just let
Speaker 1: it stretch out.
Speaker 2: Ten seconds. Wow, Actually done.
Speaker 1: It, Mitchell. You're at two minutes fifty five wo.
Speaker 2: All three two one.
Speaker 1: Three minutes. Mitchell, your depression is cured.
Speaker 3: The inflammation is gone.
Speaker 2: Oh do I have to get out?
Speaker 1: Well? Actually, the new format of the show brings us
Speaker 1: to the end. We're done, So Mitchell, if we want
Speaker 1: to get out of here, you can do the closure
Speaker 1: of the show from the bath.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of just got comfortable.
Speaker 1: So all right, yeah, well you let's wrap the show
Speaker 1: and you stay from the bath. Are you happy? Do
Speaker 1: you actually feel benefits or are you being silly?
Speaker 2: I'm never silly name one time.
Speaker 3: Yeah is never silly.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is your silly goose. This is so silly
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 2: And the mental health benefits, wow, they're right.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm starting to shiver uncontrollably. I've got to get out.
Speaker 3: Yep, you're gonna get now.
Speaker 2: I've got to deal with the admin of being wet
Speaker 2: fully clothed.
Speaker 1: I haven't thought this through in the air cons on.
Speaker 1: It's going to feel like after a holiday when you
Speaker 1: get out of the pool day and you go to
Speaker 1: the room it's freezing.
Speaker 2: And after a pool day and you go back to
Speaker 2: the hotel room, you just feel like a nap.
Speaker 1: It's all you want. God, We're done, all right, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's end to the show and then we'll get We'll
Speaker 1: get mitchell a a hot blanket and an aspirin and
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know that sounds not with that
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Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. It's out secret second in the end,
Speaker 2: I'm still in the bath.
Speaker 1: He's still there.
Speaker 3: Still.
Speaker 2: Can you guys chat for a bit. I've got to
Speaker 2: put my microphone down to take my clothes off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get dressed, General and I can. We can
Speaker 1: stay occupied here.
Speaker 3: We can chat.
Speaker 2: By the way, if either of you guys want to
Speaker 2: try it, I won't judge you for sharing bath water.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, once you get out, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go and dip my toe in. You. I love a bath,
Speaker 1: I really love a b We've got one of those
Speaker 1: at home because I'm with Mum and dad at the moment.
Speaker 1: It's a shower bath, so if you want to shower, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've got to step in over the bath. It's demoralized.
Speaker 2: That's what mine is. Sometimes I forget it's a shower bath.
Speaker 2: They'll be halfway through a shower and go I might
Speaker 2: just sit down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The best thing about those ones is that once
Speaker 1: you have a bath, you just stand right up and shower.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: Fuck, if you ever had a really hot bath, stood
Speaker 1: up and then gone, oh my heart's about to stop. Yes,
Speaker 1: like the blood doesn't know they have it's fun. I'm
Speaker 1: here here alone. This is the end of me. You
Speaker 1: get their head us. Yes, that's so bad. Well, I think, Jennet,
Speaker 1: you're into holistic health. You have you ever thought about
Speaker 1: an ice bath? No?
Speaker 3: I have, actually, because I recently bought one of those
Speaker 3: sauna blankets.
Speaker 1: A heated blanket.
Speaker 2: What's a sauna blanket?
Speaker 3: It's actually a sawn up in a blanket.
Speaker 1: Jenny, you said the same thing seventeen times.
Speaker 2: It's like when someone says, what's a rocket and Jenna
Speaker 2: goes a rocket? You have to explain it.
Speaker 3: You can't words. It's it's a.
Speaker 1: Saunt a blanket, Okay, I'm googling. Yes, Oh is it
Speaker 1: the one that Oh my god, is it like the
Speaker 1: one made out of wetsuit material? Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And you wrap yourself in it like a little burrito.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do it every day and I sweat so bad.
Speaker 1: Does yours look like that?
Speaker 3: No, mine's flash Jesus.
Speaker 1: It looks like one of those reflective our foil blankets
Speaker 1: that they give tourists at Bondi Beach when they drown
Speaker 1: and they live and they go quickly wear this tinfoil.
Speaker 3: It's the same.
Speaker 1: Oh, well'm glad. I hope there's health Benefit's fine?
Speaker 3: There is. Apparently you lose like six hundred calories per.
Speaker 1: You're kidding, well, they say that during sex you lose
Speaker 1: around five hundred calories. Maybe that's where all my weight's gone. Kidding,
Speaker 1: it's been barren recently.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm coming back, Mitch is coming out, Mum's coming.
Speaker 2: I locked it.
Speaker 1: That's right, he locked the door. We're not going to
Speaker 1: perve on you. I really don't have any interest.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I'm very comfortable this.
Speaker 2: Jans is going down a tree it's not even Jans,
Speaker 2: it's the arra burned kid.
Speaker 3: Oh you look lovely in your game.
Speaker 1: Oh look, Gord, you look at his little patrs. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's in a beautiful tropical You.
Speaker 2: Literally said I don't have any interest, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to purve and you look at his pagrs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really FOI flop. Take a seat. All right,
Speaker 1: now you go in and you sit down. I'm going
Speaker 1: to go in. I'm gonna put my toe in.
Speaker 2: Just your toe? What is my toe?
Speaker 1: My shoes are ones?
Speaker 2: Are on? Are you going to dip your toe?
Speaker 1: Give me that mic? You go all right, I've got
Speaker 1: the portable mic now. Oh, I'll just roll my uncle
Speaker 1: on the chance cork.
Speaker 2: It's not Jants. Sorry, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking at a bath with three remicking
Speaker 1: dishes at the bottom of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't have time to frost though.
Speaker 1: Martha Stuart's kitchen after a big night. That's the ugliest
Speaker 1: bath plug I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: My apartment didn't come with one, so I had to
Speaker 2: get a universal plug on Amazon.
Speaker 3: Oh it didn't come with my No, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to dip my foot in.
Speaker 2: Go on, you're ready. Yeah, oh oh.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is soothing on my ingrown toenails. Oh, puss,
Speaker 1: come out though ingrown toenail Mitchell, I'm a pro. This
Speaker 1: does nothing for me. I'm coming out.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you're a pro?
Speaker 4: Pro?
Speaker 1: I cold? I have thirty seconds of cold every morning.
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't mind that at all. I reckon,
Speaker 1: I could, I could do that.
Speaker 2: You just wanted a foot bath, didn't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did so.
Speaker 2: I know that you do the shower thing, but like,
Speaker 2: do you ever do the full body submersion into the
Speaker 2: cold water.
Speaker 1: No? But I went to the beach on my own
Speaker 1: the day after my birthday. I woke up late. I
Speaker 1: was very hungover and I haven't really been drinking much,
Speaker 1: so this was the most I'd drunk in a while.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm going to walk to the beach
Speaker 1: and have a beach day. And I plunged myself into
Speaker 1: the ocean and it like completely reset my whole body.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm feeling that now. Oh yeah, the reset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it almost works the longer you sit out,
Speaker 1: because you kind of feel everything adjusting, like it reacclimatized
Speaker 1: to the room temperature.
Speaker 2: It was horrible, make no mistake, and if it had
Speaker 2: been me on my own I probably wouldn't have done it.
Speaker 2: I would have gone fuck this, But because I had
Speaker 2: the pressure of the podcast, I had to do it.
Speaker 2: But now I don't regret it, so maybe I'll do
Speaker 2: it more often.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon you should go to an actual clinic though,
Speaker 1: because it would be colder and you'd do it for
Speaker 1: like I'll.
Speaker 2: Work my way up to that breaking news. By the way, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: my new glass is never turned up. I've kept you
Speaker 2: across the saga. However, I did just bite the bullet
Speaker 2: and buy a replacement pair.
Speaker 3: Oh well, exact.
Speaker 1: Same ohe oh, the same design. Yes, And weren't they
Speaker 1: like five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like eight hundred in total set for the
Speaker 2: frames and then three ound of for the lenses.
Speaker 1: Did they not think that you were an idiot coming
Speaker 1: back two weeks after original.
Speaker 2: Not even two weeks? Oh pardon me that Machinampaigne.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They were quite lovely about it, I sort of. They
Speaker 2: said what happened? What where did you lose them? And
Speaker 2: I told them the abridged version of the story, the
Speaker 2: whole drink fighting thing, And I think because the guy
Speaker 2: behind the cannon was a bit of a gay himself,
Speaker 2: he felt a bit bad. So he gave me like
Speaker 2: a thirty percent discount.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really sweet.
Speaker 2: So it still wasn't super cheap, but like definitely less
Speaker 2: out of pocket than I could have been. Anyway, Do
Speaker 2: you want to see them?
Speaker 1: Oh? Shit, you've got them.
Speaker 2: I don't want to overhype them because so you know
Speaker 2: how you said that the last ones, the understudy pair,
Speaker 2: were a bit boring.
Speaker 1: They were. Sorry, I don't.
Speaker 2: Want to overhype how drastically different these ones are. They're
Speaker 2: pretty much the same.
Speaker 1: I've seen a photo of them. We saw the original
Speaker 1: photo on the rooftop.
Speaker 2: Photos don't do it justice, That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: So look away, look away, I'll put them on.
Speaker 1: Okay, glasses reveal.
Speaker 2: Glasses are on.
Speaker 1: Oh i'll hold on the side.
Speaker 2: You can see the little see now the blue streaks
Speaker 2: through it. Yeah, so, like you know how old ladies
Speaker 2: have the tortoise shell of the brown and the black
Speaker 2: glasses sort of that pattern. It's the same, but it's
Speaker 2: black and blue.
Speaker 1: Instead, take them off past them down the trau. I
Speaker 1: need to see these it's like you've got inlay. Oh
Speaker 1: they're blue. They're actually blue when the light hits them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Want to be a bird when you out of the park,
Speaker 1: I'll meet sure.
Speaker 3: They're really nice, told you very very nice.
Speaker 1: These are gorgeous, and you know what the old pair
Speaker 1: are going to show up.
Speaker 2: I know, knowing my fucking lucks now that I've bought
Speaker 2: a placement pair, let me try them. Don't break them.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to break them. My head's fuck.
Speaker 2: They sit you too, Look at that.
Speaker 1: They're really nice.
Speaker 2: These make your eyes look smaller.
Speaker 1: Really, isn't that interesting? Maybe it's all the bowtox I
Speaker 1: got yesterday. Have I spoken about my botox on the
Speaker 1: show before?
Speaker 2: No, you've just roasted me from my bowtop. Oh double standards.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, double standards. It's seriously a
Speaker 1: memory thing. Well, they look gorgeous. Mitchell'll post it lovely,
Speaker 1: very nic You just need.
Speaker 2: To show your current POV me in a gown with
Speaker 2: a te Jen to take a photo of.
Speaker 1: Mitchell will put it on the on the on the
Speaker 1: Facebook page and during idiots. Yeah, so I got botox
Speaker 1: for the first time after the breakup and I'd never
Speaker 1: had it before. I was so happy with it. It
Speaker 1: was such a small amount that I went back yesterday. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I get to this place, Shape Clinic in Darlinghurst, if
Speaker 1: you want to go in Sydney. They're amazing.
Speaker 2: I paid there, you go, he didn't pay for it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I pay for all. I pay for
Speaker 1: all my botox. Give them a show penis enlargement because
Speaker 1: I'll send it to them.
Speaker 2: Have I fucking shouted at my OPTOMETRYNT? No?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: True? True, I don't know you. Word of mouth. The
Speaker 1: economy is Ralph small businesses. Actually, no, they make it
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Anyway, So I walk into Shape
Speaker 1: Clinic and I walk in, I go fuck. I can
Speaker 1: smell cookies and there's a sign on the wall and
Speaker 1: it's got the Donna Hay logo on it and it
Speaker 1: says for Donna Hay Cookie Orders and Pickups Level three
Speaker 1: and my skincare clinic is a little five. And I go, shit,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go, and I'm gonna go and get
Speaker 1: some cookies from the Donna Hay restaurant. Sure, and then
Speaker 1: I'm late for my appointments. I go, I'll go after
Speaker 1: so I go get my botox. I walk out by
Speaker 1: the way, look in the mirror, covered in botox marks
Speaker 1: in my foreky.
Speaker 2: You know, it looks like you've been stung by a
Speaker 2: million bees.
Speaker 1: So I go down to level three. There's a sign
Speaker 1: on the wall, go and see the Donna Hay restaurant.
Speaker 1: So I go in. Anyway, it seemed like this industrial area.
Speaker 1: So I walk in. There's the Donna Hay logos on
Speaker 1: these two frosted windows. And I open these doors, and
Speaker 1: you know me like I'll walk into a building and
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I walk in, I go hello, and
Speaker 1: I pull these doors open, and who's sitting there at
Speaker 1: a desk? But none other than Donna Hay herself.
Speaker 2: Really, she's got her own store front.
Speaker 1: She's got no no, no. It was a corporate office.
Speaker 1: It was frosted doors, So I just assumed there was
Speaker 1: gonna be a bakery in there. And I opened the
Speaker 1: doors and there are nothing but twelve desks, seventeen staff
Speaker 1: standing working on the Donna Hay mag four gay interns.
Speaker 1: There's a test kitchen like it was bon appetite. People
Speaker 1: were whisking eggs. And I walk in, go hella, Donna
Speaker 1: Hay looks up and everyone stops, like the puff making,
Speaker 1: the egg stops, whiskey, what do you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The girl typing stops typing, looks me in the eyes.
Speaker 1: Donahey just stops what she's doing, and she goes, can
Speaker 1: I help you? And I said, I'm here to buy cookies,
Speaker 1: and she goes, what the fuck do you mean? And
Speaker 1: I go, I'm here to buy cookies. And she goes,
Speaker 1: this is our corporate office.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, but there's sign saying you
Speaker 1: can buy cookies and on uber eats.
Speaker 2: She's like, we operate only on uber eats, and what
Speaker 2: did the sign say.
Speaker 1: The sign did say on uber eats, order on Uber
Speaker 1: eats and your pickup is upstairs. It was for the
Speaker 1: Uber eats dry so it's not open to the public.
Speaker 1: It's clearly they sell them out of the kitchen.
Speaker 2: That's soun embarrassing exclusively.
Speaker 1: On uber eats. There's no store front. But Donna Haye
Speaker 1: herself celebrate a big fan Donna.
Speaker 2: She went, thanks, hun, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then I went, oh, so can I order cookies?
Speaker 1: She and I guess, I guess you can order them
Speaker 1: if you want, I'll give you my email. So I've
Speaker 1: got Donahey's.
Speaker 2: Officially god end the email.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got it. Yeah, should I send one now?
Speaker 1: Ask for free cookies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and send her this audio?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually i'll cut the bit out where you said that
Speaker 2: she was a huge cow. Well, now I want them?
Speaker 2: Can we order them on Uber eat? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can. Actually you're a Darlinghurst to your area?
Speaker 2: Let me see is it in Darlinghurst? Yeah? Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1: Let me check. Let me fine, you can only order
Speaker 1: them on Uber eats. It's what she said.
Speaker 2: She's like, did you read that cook Yeah? Mate, I
Speaker 2: haven't had lunch and I've had two champagnes, Like I
Speaker 2: need something to line my gunt seriously.
Speaker 1: As do I donnahy?
Speaker 2: Now you order that? Can we multitask? Sorry, let's just
Speaker 2: talk about Mitchell Cherry's birthday party. So I've been saying
Speaker 2: to Mitch for years, this house is sick for a
Speaker 2: house party. Why haven't you done it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because I'm back with my parents and he goes.
Speaker 2: Because I'm just worried that no one will turn up.
Speaker 2: I'm anxious. The shire is so far, which is valid.
Speaker 2: I did catch the train there and I thought this
Speaker 2: is nothing I can I drive seven hours home to Bogangate.
Speaker 2: I can handle a forty minute train ride. Yes, to
Speaker 2: the Shire twenty minutes in. I thought, how does anyone
Speaker 2: do this?
Speaker 3: I also caught the train and I thought, when is
Speaker 3: this going to end?
Speaker 1: How do you think I feel every fucking day?
Speaker 2: Do you know that? I literally offered Jenna. I said,
Speaker 2: why don't we meet beforehand and then we can catch
Speaker 2: the train together because it'll be really fucking boring if
Speaker 2: you go by yourself. No, that offer. Do you regret
Speaker 2: not coming with us? Oh?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: It was boring? Right, It was so boring and it
Speaker 2: went forever, even with company. I was bored as fuck.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, isn't it That I.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't expect it to be that long?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I've caught longer trains. That just
Speaker 2: there's something about that route that felt boring.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I've caught the train to Dubbo. Yes, felt quicker.
Speaker 2: Than Oh, it's a scenic group by the sea anyway,
Speaker 2: So we get to the place worth it because it's
Speaker 2: sick for a house party. As I've said, it's.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous, beautiful.
Speaker 2: And then as I enter Mitchell Cherry's father Mark. It
Speaker 2: was like game thing.
Speaker 1: He loves you have a tequila shop.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, okay, Mark, thank you, yep,
Speaker 2: lick myhan, I've got the salts, and then do the shot,
Speaker 2: the line, the whole shit, of course, and then he goes,
Speaker 2: have another one. Mate. I was like, Mark, I'll go feral.
Speaker 2: I don't think you understand what tequila does to me.
Speaker 2: Give him my track record. I don't think that's for
Speaker 2: the best. And he goes, I'll go while and he
Speaker 2: loves it. Meanwhile he's prying Sean with tequila shot and
Speaker 2: then he offers me a third and I thought, Mark, no,
Speaker 2: you don't want that, trust me. And then the rest
Speaker 2: of the night he kept offering me shots. He was
Speaker 2: like going for it, and because he runs an alcohol company,
Speaker 2: was bringing me out samples of different things they're releasing.
Speaker 1: He texts me today and said, can I get Coombs's
Speaker 1: home address? I've got a pr gift for it.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking it with good shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah makes a good drop, mister churry.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so yeah, your father got me well and
Speaker 2: truly tipsy. And then came time to do the cake.
Speaker 1: Yes, can I just set context? My parents love a party.
Speaker 1: That's half the reason I said let's do it at home,
Speaker 1: because in my eyes, it's my last Shire House party
Speaker 1: while I live at home and mom and dad love,
Speaker 1: love love. My parents were there the whole night, socializing
Speaker 1: with right.
Speaker 2: But even when you didn't live at home and you
Speaker 2: had the bloody housewarming at my old house, yeah, your
Speaker 2: parents were there. Bloody. Michelle was making fourteen lasagne in
Speaker 2: the kitchen the whole time. She can't help herself, she was.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter while she lives with you or not.
Speaker 2: She loves caterine, she does, and she fucking did an
Speaker 2: awesome job.
Speaker 1: By the way, sliders were exceptional.
Speaker 2: They were Michelle. If you're listening, which I know you're not,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, shout out to Michelle. You'll get free
Speaker 2: food next time. And so it came time to do
Speaker 2: the birthday cake and all that. Yes, yes, correct, the
Speaker 2: apple didn't fall half in the tree because your parents
Speaker 2: waffled on It was lovely. It was only a twenty eighth,
Speaker 2: for fuck's sake. It was like you were dying, I.
Speaker 1: Know, and wasn't a traumatic. Mum gets up and goes Mitch's.
Speaker 1: Everyone who knows Mitch's known he's had a real rough
Speaker 1: six months. Yes, Oh fucking here we got move on.
Speaker 2: He lost the love of his shut up.
Speaker 1: Mum made a speech, Dad made a speech. Becky, my
Speaker 1: older sister, made a speech.
Speaker 2: And then Brittany Hockley, your co host, made us free
Speaker 2: the pick up on kiss.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I thought.
Speaker 2: To myself, that's interesting that they asked her but not me.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've asked.
Speaker 2: One co host not the other to make a speech.
Speaker 2: But then I thought, actually, she can have it. I
Speaker 2: don't want to make a speech. And then and then
Speaker 2: I saw Mark and Michelle conspiring. I could see them
Speaker 2: whispering to each other and then looking directly at me,
Speaker 2: whispering to each other again. I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Speaker 2: fuck fuck. I can just imagine the conversation. Oh, we
Speaker 2: better get coombsire to make a speech. And I thought,
Speaker 2: fuck me if they asked me to make a speech,
Speaker 2: because Mark's pribed me with so much alcohol. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't be coherent tied now.
Speaker 1: And Mitch was kind of buried in the middle of
Speaker 1: the group. There was about forty people there. You're in
Speaker 1: the middle of the group towards the back, and me
Speaker 1: and my family were standing on the tiered steps, so
Speaker 1: we were above everyone else.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I literally felt like I was getting on stage doing
Speaker 2: a stand up shut. Yes, I was like, fuck, what
Speaker 2: am I doing? Yeah, And so I was called up
Speaker 2: for a speech. And then they must have seen that
Speaker 2: I was thinking I can't do this, because they were like, Jenna,
Speaker 2: you get up too, You get up to Jenna. So
Speaker 2: both Jenna and I were forced to make an impromptuy
Speaker 2: speech at Mitch's twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Of all birthday Listen. It was filmed and I have
Speaker 1: the audio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what I'm worried about. I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear this because I couldn't think of anything on
Speaker 2: the spot. And also I would like to add that
Speaker 2: by this point i'd read the room. Everyone was fucking
Speaker 2: sick of speech and the cherries going on and on,
Speaker 2: and there was cake there ready to go, and so
Speaker 2: I thought I'll keep it short and sweet. But also
Speaker 2: genuinely I couldn't think of anything to say on the spot.
Speaker 2: It was so much pressure.
Speaker 1: Well, poor Carla from Bankstown was holding the cake and
Speaker 1: Ben's arms are about to snap off holding it for
Speaker 1: half an hour. All right, So this is Mitch and
Speaker 1: Jenna's moment at my birthday. Let's roll. Take a listen.
Speaker 4: I'm the cash cock and I was like, whoo was
Speaker 4: five years ago or something? Ever since then, our friendship
Speaker 4: has blossomed, and I love you very much.
Speaker 2: I actually don't think I can listen. My nervous system
Speaker 2: is back to where it was. I was not prepared
Speaker 2: for this, sudhole. It's interesting that you were premierture. Were
Speaker 2: because you're fucking late ever since? Right? Yeah, that's because
Speaker 2: your mum was just talking about your premiature birth. Yeah better.
Speaker 2: I mean everyone here could obviously not argue with the
Speaker 2: fact that you're fiercely loyal. You've got a huge heart.
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm being interrupted. You are also, I
Speaker 2: will say that I have been telling you since around
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. Fuck me, this house is perfect for a
Speaker 2: house party.
Speaker 1: I haven't you.
Speaker 2: Took my advice anyway? That cake looks heavy. I'll wrap this.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? It wasn't as bad as I remember.
Speaker 1: That was great. Yeah, you did very well.
Speaker 2: I did last longer than Jenna.
Speaker 1: Jal So that grabbed you to play this.
Speaker 2: Obviously, someone started filming after Jenna started talking, but you
Speaker 2: didn't miss.
Speaker 3: Do you know before that I'd spoken for about three minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, got up there she went. I remember when
Speaker 2: I first met Minch and that's about where they were.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Jenner actually did a full performance song and dance.
Speaker 2: Yes, mine, I did.
Speaker 1: She was stuck in that box all night. I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed the party. Thank you for coming, guys.
Speaker 2: I wasn't finished, by the way. And then after the
Speaker 2: speech of fuck one thing obviously led to the other.
Speaker 2: And the next minute I see Mitchell Cherry smacking a
Speaker 2: dirry down his face.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, we got to end the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, all the judgment about my priy
Speaker 2: of vaping habit, how dare you? But you didn't get
Speaker 2: an OAEs bleed.
Speaker 1: To your credit, I didn't get a nose bleed. No. Well,
Speaker 1: I think I'm healthy now, so my body's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can have a bit of nicotine, where before it
Speaker 1: was the last straw.
Speaker 2: Irony of that.
Speaker 1: I don't enough to ruin our hell. I went on
Speaker 1: a nine k run the day of my birthday. I
Speaker 1: could have fought half a package.
Speaker 2: Now it comes back to running, doesn't it. It does.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a runner out. Well, you know what happened
Speaker 1: it's because we were all like, we need alcohol, and
Speaker 1: because I have my house or packed up in boxes.
Speaker 1: There's one box that just had alcohol on it because
Speaker 1: I raided all the alcohol from my old house and
Speaker 1: then we were needed Vodkros something. So I rip open
Speaker 1: this box in the garage and on top of it
Speaker 1: are like packs of cigarettes that I imported from Hawaii
Speaker 1: when I went, but I just had packed them up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I actually did.
Speaker 2: Notice the lack of playing packaging. I was like, how
Speaker 2: long has Mark Cherry been holding me from the eighties?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I brought them back from America in July.
Speaker 2: Do I have permission to post the photo in our
Speaker 2: Facebook group? Because it is so funny. Anyone who's familiar
Speaker 2: with you know, Kath and Kim's work, you'd remember the
Speaker 2: linen caramel skits. I said, love, I said, pet Magnezabanski
Speaker 2: with the Darry It was very that energy. Can I
Speaker 2: post that in the group.
Speaker 1: Not on social media? On the groups? Fine?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, And everyone listening right now, you darling idiots,
Speaker 2: you loyal idiots. You have to promise not to post
Speaker 2: it anywhere? Yeah, please don't, because I'm going to share
Speaker 2: Mitchell Cherry having a fag that.
Speaker 1: Could end my career.
Speaker 2: But also, it's not in your mouth in the photo.
Speaker 2: You could argue later, I was disposing.
Speaker 1: Oh just how I was auditioning for elvis biopic and
Speaker 1: it was her fat.
Speaker 2: Elvis and that's why you got the hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course the hair. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well you
Speaker 1: also posted did you get my consent because I was
Speaker 1: drunk to post the video of me drinking a beer
Speaker 1: from a dildo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And your exact words were, yeah, fuck it, I
Speaker 2: look good.
Speaker 3: It's true. You did say that.
Speaker 1: That's true. I did got good to my jawel line.
Speaker 1: It looks on that little cock was great.
Speaker 2: And honestly, this party really suited me because by the
Speaker 2: looks of all the photos and stuff we're going to
Speaker 2: share with you and already have shared with you, it
Speaker 2: looks like a wild night. But I was home by eleven.
Speaker 2: It was fucking perfect. I love it. I love a
Speaker 2: late afternoon start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it started at five, so yeah, pearlst day
Speaker 1: drinking and then by the time I got to ten
Speaker 1: had already been going for five hours. I was in
Speaker 1: bed by one that was great.
Speaker 2: Poor all right, hey missed the memo because he turned
Speaker 2: up at ten thirty as everyone was leaving.
Speaker 1: Now, and I give him so much props because he
Speaker 1: still parted and still thought a gift and came late
Speaker 1: and was really.
Speaker 2: Well and gave me a lift time legend we love.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, well we have another episode on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: so let's go. Yeah, we can't blow out load here,
Speaker 1: no God, thank you for listening to the show. I
Speaker 1: hope you enjoy the new two shows a week format.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get us in two days.
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Speaker 2: Bye Bob.
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