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<v Speaker 1>Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast for next week's knock

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<v Speaker 2>Off Friday. And this is what we do this every Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>You normally it's just trying to get us in the

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<v Speaker 2>mood for the weekend. We tap into your weekend plans.

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<v Speaker 2>On a Friday, the most imman question we ask each

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<v Speaker 2>other is what time are you knocking off today? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>what time are you downing tools, finishing work, heading home

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<v Speaker 2>or to the pub wherever you off to. But obviously

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<v Speaker 2>things have changed in the last seven days, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>a very different knockoff Friday. Some of you will be

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<v Speaker 2>downing tools. I know, some of you are still at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of you are working from home and you might

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<v Speaker 2>just be opening the fridge and grabbing a beer. That's

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<v Speaker 2>your knockoff Friday. Beginning, Jack, what are you up today?

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<v Speaker 2>What is your knockoff Friday?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess we knock off at nine am from

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<v Speaker 3>the show this morning and day three of isolation for us,

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<v Speaker 3>we actually have been playing a Wingspan, the game I

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<v Speaker 3>mentioned last week, the board game that we love. We

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<v Speaker 3>are in a little mini tournament. We play Wingspan again.

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<v Speaker 2>And in case people missed it last week, wingspan. The

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<v Speaker 2>board game is Birds Bird Collecting.

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<v Speaker 3>It is well, as the guy Paul who runs the

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<v Speaker 3>board game shop told us, it's looking like it's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be twenty nineteen's game of the year. You get,

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<v Speaker 3>you get birds, and you've got to build your avery.

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<v Speaker 3>So you might get an American kestrel and the netflix,

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<v Speaker 3>but your opponent might get the common grackle, and then

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<v Speaker 3>that might come with different powers.

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<v Speaker 2>It gives them an advantage. Hang on, you had me

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<v Speaker 2>at common grackle.

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<v Speaker 3>There's over one hundred and seventy birds that you can collect.

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<v Speaker 3>How long does a game go for?

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<v Speaker 2>Too long?

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<v Speaker 3>To forty to sixty minutes, recommend to play time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, what does the winner have? They've got

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<v Speaker 2>all the birds in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>You get points for birds, you get points for eggs,

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<v Speaker 3>you get points for food.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a worm, darling, so an extra three points.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there are worms in the game.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm doing. So once we so the

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<v Speaker 2>show is finishing at nine, we go back to finishing

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<v Speaker 2>at ten next week. But just well, we're just working

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<v Speaker 2>things out. The moment's finishing at nine. Then we do

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<v Speaker 2>our team conference call at the moment, which we've never

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<v Speaker 2>done before because we're normally in the same building. Then

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<v Speaker 2>when I get home today home workout day to day

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<v Speaker 2>and trying to be disciplined. Jack, I've actually put up

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<v Speaker 2>my diary so I've got home. I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just it's too easy to set take it, not

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<v Speaker 2>do it, or do something just slack. But anyway, homework

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<v Speaker 2>out today. And then what I've started to do now

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<v Speaker 2>is I'm starting to watch Columbo. I'm a massive fan

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<v Speaker 2>of the TV show Columbo. Right, I've I've seen most

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<v Speaker 2>of the episodes have always been on right, they're always

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<v Speaker 2>permanently on some TV channel somewhere Columba with a great

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<v Speaker 2>Peter Faulk. But what I'm doing now, I've downloaded series

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<v Speaker 2>one and two and watching them from start, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>watching them with my wife, and each of us have

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<v Speaker 2>to put on a piece of paper the name of

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<v Speaker 2>who we think the murderer is in immediately steal those

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<v Speaker 2>and then once it's reveals, we turn over and go,

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<v Speaker 2>I had it. I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it could be played with many different TV

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<v Speaker 3>shows totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Columbo's a good one. Columbo's a good one because

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<v Speaker 2>a cracking TV show. So at the moment it's two

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<v Speaker 2>to my wife and only one win to me. Patsy,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing knockoff Friday? Oh you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be burning the midnight oil because it's bad ass's schooling.

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<v Speaker 2>Who We're having it again. You're cutting in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>Get Chris to get off that website, that German one

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<v Speaker 2>red Hot Dutch. She can't do that after nine if

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<v Speaker 2>he needs to do that Pilate's workout. He's described it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>But get off red Hot Dutch right now, Chris, Otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>we have this.

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<v Speaker 3>Again elsewhere and a shock development in the pandemic night

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<v Speaker 3>after a fucking eam palace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday's eight thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>We actually had another one. It sounded like we beep

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<v Speaker 3>you saying as there, don't defame me, all right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>no school today?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah. It's hard work doing these home zoom sessions,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? Nine four one four one oh four three?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you knocking off to do? Today?

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<v Speaker 4>Then?

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<v Speaker 2>What time you're knocking off either working from home or

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<v Speaker 2>at work? And then what are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard to still remain professional. But we can't have

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<v Speaker 2>bad language on the show like earlier. Just dug out

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<v Speaker 2>the link. Quite a few complaints. What are you doing

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<v Speaker 2>knockoff Friday? Oh you know what I reckon? I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>being the Midnight Oil because it's bad asses. Oh nooo,

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<v Speaker 2>Buckingham Palace yesterday and now asses. I mean, shame on you.

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<v Speaker 2>People look up to you. Patsy. Please come on, just

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<v Speaker 2>watch the language. Mind you let English today? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>knock on Friday, give us a girl No four one

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<v Speaker 2>four three. It's even the phone number, is it? One

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<v Speaker 2>oh four three? Cabin fever because I'm on alone. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let's go to lines right now. Cats, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>What time you are knocking off today? Cats? Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Christian? Well, I'm working from home. I moved in with

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<v Speaker 4>myself about a month ago, and I'm regretting the decision

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<v Speaker 4>because it's just me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted more of my own company, and many.

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<v Speaker 2>They saying like, pick what you wish for. Now you've

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<v Speaker 2>got it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's great, it's wonderful. And I got a foster

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<v Speaker 4>cat last Friday, so it's our one week together.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 4>This morning hiss is like, good morning, my love. He's like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>What I love to take any norm relationship after a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks, isn't it really?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, as long as you're not getting greeted with

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<v Speaker 4>a fart in the morning, I'm happy. So you know,

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<v Speaker 4>or may not have come from that.

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<v Speaker 2>If we're getting a foster cat as well, what is

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<v Speaker 2>the name of your new flat mate? Then the foster

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<v Speaker 2>cat have you got?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he was called Tucks when I got him because

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<v Speaker 4>he's black and white. But it's a bit bogan, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to call it. So I named him

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<v Speaker 4>Andre because it's Andre Tucks and he's he's lovely, he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Very very The name Andre is a very cat name.

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<v Speaker 2>It is my name. I'm Andre. I'm of French descent, yes, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then come near me and he also had fleas, so

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<v Speaker 4>I've fleed him. So it's been lots of drama.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, a wild and crazy week. You've had

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<v Speaker 2>a wild and crazy week de fleeing your cat, Andre,

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<v Speaker 2>And how how are you getting on? In all seriousness,

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<v Speaker 2>how are how are you coping working for moment everything

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<v Speaker 2>that's going on that we're all experiencing at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness. I'm okay. I'm really lucky because like

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<v Speaker 4>my gym have taken all our classes online. I've been

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<v Speaker 4>skyping friends. I'm I'm an extrovert and it just seems

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<v Speaker 4>like a massive disadvantage right now. So luckily I've been

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<v Speaker 4>just calling work mates and just having them on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone to be like, if you hear me typing, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>working and that's keeping me accountable.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. All the best to you and Andre, have

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<v Speaker 2>a nice weekend having.

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<v Speaker 4>Me on the show. Much for just keeping me company.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure there's lots of people out there who just

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<v Speaker 4>wake up and they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh God, our listeners, we're like a foster cat.

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<v Speaker 3>We have.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day every day. But I'm going to give you

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred delivery voucher. Okay, goods. I appreciate that right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It is all right, have a great weekend you and

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<v Speaker 2>Andre take care cat.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye all go to Justin and Geelong. Good morning, Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>Good mornings here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. So Justin, I know we've spoken to you before.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe you're a garbo. Is that right? Thanks you.

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<v Speaker 1>My job is absolutely rubbish. Yeah, you got to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You get any prices yet?

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<v Speaker 4>Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>With that, there is.

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<v Speaker 1>Some positives in this virus time, and that's that's good positives,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's I'm about to knock off work in an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and a half and hopefully get the kids outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And we bought a bird, Avery, so we're gonna set

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<v Speaker 1>it up. We've got to We've got a lizard and

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<v Speaker 1>we took on a blue tongue wizard, so it must

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<v Speaker 1>be the time and taken on animals.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got I can relate to that moment with the

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<v Speaker 2>kitten we've just taken on. Song. You've got a bird, Avery,

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<v Speaker 2>and you've got a lizard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I bought a flat packed bird, Avery, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get the kids there, son, give they'll give

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<v Speaker 1>me a hand to set it up, because like, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>you missed time if you're gonna end up that shit crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>And have you got a little bird feeder as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Not no, no birds, but the lizard. No, it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>all hand fed and all fed off the ground and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like.

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<v Speaker 2>The loft for the lizard, said bird Avery.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been confused since flat pack Avery.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called the woman for a lizard. You get a

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<v Speaker 2>flat pack Avery for a lizard.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've got to set it up. That doesn't come

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<v Speaker 1>set up. I wouldn't fit in the car, so lucky,

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<v Speaker 1>luckily it comes back in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Get at what's going on? Yeah, okay, justin, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to give you Disney Plus for a year for you

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<v Speaker 2>and the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yes, oh my god, thank you. They will love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Great. Okay, justin take care, I have a nice we

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<v Speaker 2>can enjoy the flat pack lizard. What was he's got?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I hear it right? He's got a flat pack

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<v Speaker 2>bird Avery? French lizard? Right? Yes, he's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>put any birds in there. We're trying to trap birds

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<v Speaker 2>because he wouldn't have any of my chat about the

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<v Speaker 2>bird feeder. But is that right? He's got fla.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he has any interest in putting birds

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<v Speaker 3>in there, just the lizard.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ John O'Connell Breakfast Who podcast