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Speaker 1: Appreciation. Good morning, it's a Christian A Collins Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Take them on and welcome. We are back after a

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Speaker 2: two week break Monday morning. I hope you welcome morning, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good you have a good two week breakbacks lovely break.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Patsy and I here at the radio station today

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Speaker 2: day five of Lockdown or forty one. Jack Post is

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Speaker 2: at home. He's broadcasting from home today. And Jack, how

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Speaker 2: are you mate? Tell us why you're broadcasting from home?

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Speaker 2: How are I? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Can you guys hear me from I'm back in Lockdown?

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Speaker 2: It's not as we can hear. The voice is already

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Speaker 2: a little bit deeper.

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Speaker 4: But I told you I was getting the nose surgery

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Speaker 4: for a deviated septum, which meant I could have a

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Speaker 4: greater airflow through my nose, improving my voice and just

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Speaker 4: making my general wellbeing feel better. I am this isn't

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Speaker 4: the voice. Don't get too excited right now.

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Speaker 2: It's much to say. M'd go back under and get

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Speaker 2: them to have another makeover. Just putt a deposit down

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Speaker 2: yet the.

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Speaker 4: Nose is still quite blocked up. It takes it will

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Speaker 4: take a few more weeks. For it to fully become circular.

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Speaker 2: Lovely for listeners to follow that progress by hearing a

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Speaker 2: heavily congested man on the radio.

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Speaker 4: I totally underestimated this surgery, by the way I thought

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Speaker 4: it would be. Well, I didn't really know what it was.

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Speaker 4: I knew they put me to sleep under the general

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Speaker 4: anesthetic and then I would wake up, and then in

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Speaker 4: a couple of days I thought I would have my

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Speaker 4: new voice and I'd be showing off and I could

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Speaker 4: wait to get back to you guys. It was a

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Speaker 4: week ago now, the surgery, Thank god, it's knocked me

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Speaker 4: for six painful.

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Speaker 2: So what what what is the saw bit then? Because

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Speaker 2: I thought so deviated septum. They're obviously not drilling up

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Speaker 2: your nose or something.

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Speaker 4: It is a drill. It's like a dentist drill with

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Speaker 4: a blade on the end, and they chuck it up

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Speaker 4: your nose and scrape bits off the side.

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Speaker 2: And he said, come on, that's horrendous because where it's

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Speaker 2: that same tunneling crew. They're doing that tunnel and it's

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Speaker 2: still not completed until about twenty thirty two. So it

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Speaker 2: was exactly the same jackie board thing.

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Speaker 4: So they did the nose, the drilling on the sides

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Speaker 4: of the nose. And then also my tongue was too big,

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Speaker 4: so they burnt off some of my tongue.

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Speaker 2: Come on, listen, you don't go into an operation whilst

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Speaker 2: so're there. They also have a little look see around

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Speaker 2: and do a few other things. But the surgeon plane

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Speaker 2: God wants to tidy up on What do you mean

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Speaker 2: your tongue's too big?

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Speaker 4: In the pre appointment, he said, he checked a.

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Speaker 2: Camera up on an extra couple of k I'll do

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Speaker 2: something about that big, old flappy tongue. What flappy tongue?

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Speaker 2: You don't notice it? As soon as you walked in,

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Speaker 2: everyone was laughing behind your back. You've seen old lizard

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Speaker 4: Gecko was a little bit like that. It was it

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Speaker 4: felt very last minute. But he said, to create even

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Speaker 4: greater airflow if he cuts off the back of my tongue,

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Speaker 4: like is the surgeon plane honestly burns some off.

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Speaker 2: And well, now the sides the back you trun up

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Speaker 4: From the from the back, yeah, under you know the

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Speaker 4: dangly bit the boxing back, Yeah, pretty much directly under there.

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Speaker 2: To shave it a little bit off. Yeah, And how's

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Speaker 2: the airflow working out for you.

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Speaker 4: At the moment.

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Speaker 2: You can't even come into.

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Speaker 4: Work terrible, and my throat is so sore. But give

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Speaker 4: it two weeks and you won't.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy. It's just fourteen shows in between. We've just

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Speaker 2: got to carry you through. Ay Phatsy, You'll love this.

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Speaker 2: Jack and I have been so I've been. I've been

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Speaker 2: only allowed because obviously you want to rest his throat

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Speaker 2: notes and he's just been replying. For a text yesterday

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Speaker 2: he sent me and producer Brada Messa saying he was

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Speaker 2: and let me let me just get my phone, let

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Speaker 2: me just read down. And this is the kind of

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Speaker 2: guy I've missed for two weeks. This is commitment. This

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Speaker 2: is who you want with you know what I'm dealing

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Speaker 2: with here in the trenches with you in a fox.

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Speaker 2: So this is this guy. Hey, morning, guys. I'm happy

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Speaker 2: to do tomorrow's show. Love to contractually you have to,

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Speaker 2: but he's happy to do tomorrow's show as long as

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Speaker 2: during the songs and ads, I don't need to talk

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Speaker 2: to you and Brad and you can have conversations about

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Speaker 2: what's going on with the show. That is how I

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Speaker 2: started my day yesterday, and I was like, right, it will.

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Speaker 4: Give me, It will give me a little bit of

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Speaker 4: rest time. Jackie a song, because this is the most

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Speaker 4: talk I've done in a work Okay, what a song on?

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Marton starts singing, barton Zy. Jackie boy needs a rest. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to go and hold a meeting now

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Speaker 2: and with the producers. Okay, you rest up, jack.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You had a kind of dream, either a dream or

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Speaker 2: a nightmare, to do with your job or work. You

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Speaker 2: two ever had a work based dream or nightmare?

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Speaker 4: I just have a recur this morning. Who was it?

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Speaker 3: Well, I know, I dreamt that I'd slept in. I

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Speaker 3: was so afraid of sleeping through my alarm this morning

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Speaker 3: dreamt that I'd slept in and was scrambling to try

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Speaker 2: You know, to school vibe, isn't it? We've had a

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Speaker 2: two week break. It's that thing. Is everything going to

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Speaker 2: work all right? Am I going to get there on time?

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Speaker 2: Have I set the alarm even last night, setting the

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Speaker 2: alarm that's been left alone for the last two weeks.

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Speaker 2: The fact it's like, even if you don't have OCD,

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Speaker 2: you check it, you turn the light off, you go

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Speaker 2: back again. Oh did I nudge the water that's often

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Speaker 2: by my bedside that could easily spill onto the clock

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Speaker 2: and somehow deactivate it, will turn it off. I had

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Speaker 2: an ant is a proper actually nightmare about this place.

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Speaker 2: First one, actually I've had him, you know, been here

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Speaker 2: over two years now, but first one to do with

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Speaker 2: this place. And it was to do with your voice

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Speaker 2: operation Jack.

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Speaker 4: Oh, hopefully not a premonition.

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Speaker 2: No, no, what it was was because obviously we having

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Speaker 2: this operation he knows, and you were hoping obviously be

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Speaker 2: able to eat, breathe a bit easier, but also infect

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Speaker 2: you you've voice and it would sound more like a

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Speaker 2: grown up. And oh, the dream was that we came

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Speaker 2: back to do today's show and Jack had Bin sort

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Speaker 2: of messaging us or saying, hey, the voice sounds a

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Speaker 2: lot deeper now, it sounds great, and we begun the

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Speaker 2: show and it sounded like this the morning Christian and

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Speaker 2: we were all horrified, and the producers you know they

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Speaker 2: they're behind you looking in. They're all like going, what

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Speaker 2: the hell? And I kept trying to dip your microphone

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Speaker 2: and you were going, you're trying to dip my microphone. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: you couldn't hear that. You sounded like this mine, Christian.

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Speaker 2: It sounded worse. And then we had to have an

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Speaker 2: emergency meeting after the show. You know, Duncan, the big,

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Speaker 2: big boss, he had to be flowing in during the

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Speaker 2: show by Helicoch. It was so bad your voice about

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Speaker 2: what we're going to do, try and hire a surgeon,

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Speaker 2: and then you came flying into the boardroom shouting at us.

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Speaker 2: But again it was hard to take you seriously because

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Speaker 2: of the the morning Christian. It was all like a chipmunk,

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Speaker 2: but you couldn't hear it.

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Speaker 4: Tell me, did you stick up for me to Duncan

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Speaker 4: and the big busses who were trying to act me

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Speaker 4: because my funny voice did at least you stick up

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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's not good to talk about dreams because.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Christian O'Connell's show Monday Morning's Go Morning to Jane

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Speaker 2: Burns listens to the show this morning, Christian let Jack

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Speaker 2: know I had exactly the same operation for a deviated septum.

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Speaker 2: Can't believe how much packing they shove up my nose.

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Speaker 2: When it came to the postop appointment, they started unpacking

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Speaker 2: my nose. They didn't tell me that there was stuff sort

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Speaker 2: of wedged up their gouze. And is that the same

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Speaker 2: with you, Jack?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? What did you want the graphic version or the friendly.

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Speaker 2: Version now of O? I kind of actually want to

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Speaker 2: know what is up your nose? Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So it's like a it disintegrates over time as it

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Speaker 4: soaks up blood, it disintegrates and then you have a

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Speaker 2: And this is a lesson to the young kids since

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Speaker 2: say no to drugs.

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Speaker 4: This is not a drug.

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Speaker 2: Can Osborne's had this. You know, there are a lot

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Speaker 2: Listener Cheney Buttons as well, who was obviously a bit

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Speaker 2: a cane as well.

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Speaker 4: They deviate the other way. I think the drugs wears

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Speaker 2: This, come on, it all sounds a bit desperate right now.

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Speaker 2: My drugs held Jackpost Harold's son this weekend. All right,

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Speaker 2: your emails on the show. You can email the show

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Speaker 2: whenever you want about anything you've heard us talk about.

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Speaker 2: No topic. Whatever we're talked about, it's ever left completely

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Speaker 2: love getting your emails. Christian A. Christiano'connor dot com dot au.

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Speaker 2: At first we have Heather with a subject heading tragic.

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Speaker 2: A tragedy has occurred. Christian just wanted to email you

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Speaker 2: about a tragic event that happened whilst you guys were

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Speaker 2: on your break listened to a show every morning, and

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Speaker 2: I was lucky enough to win one of your highly

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Speaker 2: limited edition breakfast shown mugs. However, packing up my house

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Speaker 2: last week to move into a new house, which is

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Speaker 2: officially the worst job in the world. Yeah, you had

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Speaker 2: to go through this. You've moved over the weekend from Coburg.

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Speaker 2: You moved into Fitzroy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. That's the other thing that's gone on in our

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Speaker 4: lives is we've been kicked out of our house because

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Speaker 4: the train they're building, the sky rail they're building. They're

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Speaker 4: shutting down the whole street. So our whole street packed

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Speaker 4: up and moved yesterday.

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Speaker 2: What one big van. I'd love to see that, just

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Speaker 2: one big huge van the circus leading down.

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Speaker 4: But there is something eerie about the whole street. Imagine

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Speaker 4: a whole street packing up their houses and leaving on.

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Speaker 2: The same exodus.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like an apocalypse.

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Speaker 2: And have you all been relocated to Hipsterville? And no,

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Speaker 2: we chose Fitzroy, and Fitzroy chose you. Anyway, where where

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Speaker 2: were you head?

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Speaker 5: They?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's moving last, and she's dropped her breakfast show mug.

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Speaker 2: It's shattered into a thousand pieces? Can she have replacement one? Yes,

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Speaker 2: you can, we'll send it out. I'm thinking as well.

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Speaker 2: You know, now that looks like we're going to be

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Speaker 4: It's better than every other idea. You have from Birches

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Speaker 2: I had rhino PLASTI three years ago. Never heard that.

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Speaker 2: director for the name of Get this. Richard Rotter.

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Speaker 2: Please put this under the face of Jack post opportunities.

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Speaker 2: We are back and we're back into lockdown And for

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Speaker 2: the rest of his money. But anyway, my point is

436
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Speaker 2: this that actually, at the end of the day we're

437
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 2: back into lockdown. Whilst everyone's going to be right to

438
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 2: be angry and frustrated, you know, it's affecting our mental health,

439
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,720
Speaker 2: not just our potential physical health. With the illness with

440
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 2: COVID nineteen. But it's hugely frustrating. None of us want

441
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 2: to be in the situation. But I actually feel today

442
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 2: I feel lucky to have a job. I'm lucky to

443
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 2: come back into work today. I was excited you're getting

444
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 2: up this morning to come back and done to do

445
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 2: this job as well. Was chatting to someone over the

446
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 2: weekend as a friend of mine who's a very well

447
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 2: known stand up comedian in the UK and in this

448
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 2: country as well, always playing to packed houses that you know,

449
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,119
Speaker 2: really really really genuinely frightening time for him and his family.

450
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,199
Speaker 2: And that is not just people who are stand up

451
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 2: comedians who work in the arts, but they are having

452
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 2: a horrendous time. And these are people, whether you're a

453
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 2: musician or a comedian or writer, that actually, you know,

454
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 2: really actively make our lives all the better. You know,

455
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 2: they're facing really really tough times right now about their

456
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: livelihoods and what they're going to do just to try

457
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: and make ends meet. And so I actually feel today

458
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 2: I feel nothing but gratitude. I'm healthy, my family are well,

459
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 2: I've got a job I love doing. So I actually

460
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,880
Speaker 2: feel great to you back here, I know, and that's

461
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: not the case for all of you. But I think

462
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: there's one thing we could do. I could easily if

463
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: I just wanted an easy show today, I could open

464
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: up the phone lines and ask you to have to

465
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 2: go at Dan Andrews or anybody else you fancy having

466
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 2: a go up right now. But I don't think that's

467
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: going to help any of us. Where do we go

468
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 2: with that? There's enough of that going on up and

469
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: down the dial, and there's a home for that, and

470
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,719
Speaker 2: there's a need for it as well. That isn't what

471
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 2: we set out this show to do two years ago

472
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,639
Speaker 2: when I came here. I hopefully with that we're adding

473
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: something else to your experience in the morning and what

474
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Speaker 2: you tune in for. So we're not going to be

475
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 2: doing that. You're still gonna hear us moaning, and you

476
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 2: can moan as well. However, I think that actually we're

477
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 2: here to do something more important right now, which is

478
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Speaker 2: try and get you through it over the next couple

479
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Speaker 2: of weeks and hopefully butt a smile on your face,

480
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 2: and with that, in fact, this might cheer you up.

481
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 2: So we are back today. Everyone's back, Patsy and I

482
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Speaker 2: are back at the radio station. Here. Jack is only

483
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Speaker 2: Jack can be he's not in Cobt when he normally moves.

484
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 2: In the last two weeks, he's moving out to Fitzroy temporarily. However,

485
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 2: he's had surgery on his nose, which, according to a doctor,

486
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 2: has said he can do the show, but needs to

487
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 2: do it this week from home.

488
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Speaker 4: Well I can't. It made me sick the surgery, and

489
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 4: you can hear it in my voice. Jackie, I'm trooping on.

490
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 4: You've broken the golden rules. Well, I asked if we

491
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 4: could not talk during the song so I could rest

492
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 4: my voice. And then you're asking me things like I

493
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Speaker 4: have I watched any good TV shows? What I've been

494
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 4: on isolation?

495
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Speaker 2: This is true? I did, have you seen anything? I

496
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,959
Speaker 2: just I just texted to you. Okay. I don't want

497
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 2: to where you out. I don't want to where you out? Okay,

498
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: I'm going Well, all right, Patsy, what's the song that

499
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: sums up your weekend?

500
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Speaker 3: Well, we had a bit of a dilimer at home

501
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 3: at the weekend, so the dishwasher packed up. It made

502
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 3: this terrible.

503
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 2: That's the kind of exciting stuff that people want right now.

504
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: When I said earlier about why we're here to lift

505
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 2: out this gloom on Patsy for hearing that and thinking

506
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 2: I've got something that's really really gonna lift this show. Elevator.

507
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 2: I've got to stir about a naked dishwasher.

508
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 4: For people, if you're worried about their.

509
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: Gratitude.

510
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 3: No, we heard this, thumb.

511
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: Dan Andrews. What we're you gonna do about my dishwasher?

512
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 2: Enough for the role commission.

513
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 3: More important stuff.

514
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 2: One of those bozo security guards and the quarantine hotels

515
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 2: to come around and mend my Dishwe sorry, Patsy, Let's

516
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: go back to that dishwasher.

517
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 3: It went clank, did this terrible noise anyway we.

518
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 2: Looked in it, did this terrible noise. Someone's not been

519
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 2: in the radio for two weeks. Noise on radio.

520
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: One of the spinny things, the wheel, you know, the

521
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 3: washing arms, the chest had come off, but we couldn't

522
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 3: figure out from where and.

523
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: Pour a dishwasher. There's only about three things that work

524
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 2: at the dishwasher. It's very straightforward. I mean, you guys

525
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: still poker sticks to the TV, don't you can?

526
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 3: Anyway?

527
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 2: Are they in there acting it out?

528
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 3: The love God is good a lot of things, but handyman,

529
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 3: he is not, as we know taw rail is case

530
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 3: in point.

531
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: Oh sorry if thought was a euphemism anyway.

532
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 3: So we couldn't work it out. So we went to

533
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 3: bed Saturday night, couldn't couldn't be bothered with it anyway.

534
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 3: He got up early Sunday morning and I had thrown

535
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 3: out the manual to you know, show where all the

536
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: bits went.

537
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, just choked down on the front lawn.

538
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 3: Well, I never use it. I always throw them out,

539
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 3: so I, yeah, you know who uses that stuff?

540
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: I reckon there's a giant mega landfill site somewhere in

541
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: the world with all the world's who actually keeps them?

542
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 4: Yeah?

543
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 3: I don't anyway, so he had he got onto YouTube

544
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 3: and figured out how to put the arm and we're

545
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: putting it in entirely the wrong place. So he got

546
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 3: up early and did that. And also while he was

547
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 3: at it, he figured out how to do the Spotify

548
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 3: thing on the smart Telly because I couldn't figure out

549
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 3: how to do it.

550
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 2: What do you mean Spotify?

551
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know it. Yeah, I don't know how

552
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 3: to do it. Anyway, he worked that out because we

553
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 3: hadn't attempted that yet. So he's a bit of a keeper,

554
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 3: is He's my hero.

555
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 2: So lost here.

556
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 4: I thought we were fitting a dish.

557
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: Now suddenly she's asking me to play my hero really

558
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: is because he shoved an arm back on you literally

559
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: just ram it back in.

560
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 3: It's not that simple. No, it wasn't because it No,

561
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 3: there were like three places that looked like it could

562
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 3: have one.

563
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 2: Oh, there fixed anyway.

564
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 3: He's no handyman. He really excelled yesterday. I slept until

565
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 3: ten o'clock. He got up at seven, so it was

566
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 3: fixed when I got up for a nice little surprise.

567
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 2: Crazy doing press, I mean say, I mean thank for

568
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 2: the star. You aren't in charge of the nominations. While

569
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 2: straggling of the Year.

570
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

571
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: All right, so we're going around the team and we've

572
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 2: been off the last two weeks, so we're just catching

573
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: up and telling about the song that sums up our weekend,

574
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: the song that sums up it's not just my weekend,

575
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: but the song that sums up the last two weeks

576
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 2: for me. It's finally arrived, my vinyl heaven, My vinyl

577
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: heaven arrived. I'm talking amp I'm talking floor speakers four

578
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: foot high each that actually are on wheels, and the

579
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 2: turn Yeah, don't. I'll get into that shortly, okay. And

580
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 2: the and the turntable as well. I've been wanting this

581
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: for years, a proper vinyl turntable of the amp, the

582
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: speakers to make it sound the way that rock and

583
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 2: roll in music is meant to be turned up last Monday,

584
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: and first of all, need to thank a couple of

585
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 2: people listen to the show that reckon the place so

586
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 2: I went to in the end because I was going

587
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 2: to go online and try and buy all separate stuff myself.

588
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: But it turns out there are a lot of audio

589
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 2: file experts online who are a little bit boring, and

590
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 2: no one wants to have the tension of going around

591
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: their mate's house. It starts telling you listen to the

592
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: listen to the triangle in this Fleetwood mac b side.

593
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 4: You know, I had a music teacher in high school. Honestly,

594
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 4: he was an audio file and he if anybody listened

595
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 4: to MP three's because it's some kind of degraded quality

596
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 4: of the real thing. He was disgusted by it.

597
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't want to turn to that guy. And

598
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: it's overwhelming online the different cables, the cow axles, and

599
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: I was getting even though I could have saved money.

600
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: I mustart lose the plot and a couple of people

601
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 2: here recommended a place on the Nepean Heightway called the

602
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: Audio Experts Audio Experts. I went to them. A guy

603
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 2: called Steve there said you don't need to spend that,

604
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: you don't need to spend, that this had been enough.

605
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: It will sound amazing. So thank you very much to

606
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 2: Audio Experts. They were brilliant, and the local really really

607
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 2: good service as well. He turned up last week and

608
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: he installed it all for me. However, I applied to

609
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: raw that I applied to radio. It's often easier to

610
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: do stuff on the radio, then worry about permission and

611
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: all that kind of boring afterwards. It turns out you

612
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: can't run your marriage like that. I had lied to

613
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 2: my Sorry, I hadn't lied. No, I hadn't lied. I

614
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: had thought I told my wife. The speakers I decided

615
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: to get were bigger than the ones we went to see.

616
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 2: There were twice the size, and they weren't ones that

617
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: we could tuck away. These were I'm not like, they're

618
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: four foot high. They come on. They're on wheels you'd

619
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: have at Glastonbury, okay, and it's not in like a

620
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: mega mansion. It's in quite a small room. They are,

621
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: I will admit, as she said, imposing, I don't think

622
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: they're over the top. Okay, no, when.

623
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 4: Will you ever need to go that high volume?

624
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 2: Whenever I can anyway, not just that I didn't. I

625
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: may have again forgot to tell her. I thought I

626
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: told her the cables to power these big old beasts,

627
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be invisible to the HUMANO. They're

628
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: a little bit thicker. They're like a hose, and so

629
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: we now need trades to come around and trill into

630
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: the floor to have the cables tucked out the way.

631
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 2: So it's quite a bigger project I've got myself into now.

632
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 2: But the most important thing is my word. What a

633
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 2: highlight the last two weeks. Lovely seeing my family hanging

634
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 2: out with them. But the highlight for me is I've

635
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: been buying loads of old vinyl that I used to

636
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: actually own. And then you know, and we all said

637
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 2: goodbye to vinyls. We all rushed towards the new holy

638
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 2: ground of CDs now buying it all back.

639
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, what was the first one you put on?

640
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 2: The first one I pought on was led Zep, led Zep,

641
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 2: then some Stones and some Springsteen, then some Marvin Gaye,

642
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: then some Oasis, then some Pearl Jam. Oh my word,

643
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: I was.

644
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 4: In you left the room of the last two weeks.

645
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: I actually said I would actually live in that turntable

646
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 2: if I could. We I tell you what, just hearing

647
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: all that Vinyl starting to sound on one of those

648
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: audio files. Now, hey man, when you just take a

649
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 2: moment and listen to that warm crackle. But there is

650
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: something magical about vinyl. We have to remember. We'll mentioned

651
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: this on the last week. We have to do the

652
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Speaker 2: Vinyl only show there just getting it out, handling it,

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Speaker 2: put it on the turntable, and I'll see these days

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Speaker 2: if we just want to hear a different track, you

655
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Speaker 2: just move your finger, don't you. On an album, it's

656
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Speaker 2: quite an art form now, finding right that track grew three? Yeah,

657
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Speaker 2: it takes you quite a while. You get you'll get

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Speaker 2: halfway through the song you don't want before that is

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Speaker 2: trying to find that the one song you want, so

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Speaker 2: that it's an upfart. So I need to perfect this

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Speaker 2: before we do the vine Lonely show. But we were definitely,

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Speaker 2: we are definitely going to do the Vinyl Lonely Breakfast show,

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Speaker 2: because there is something magical about that.

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Speaker 1: Vinyl Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Patsy and I are in the studios always. Chrack posts

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Speaker 2: it's podcasting from home this week when he gets over

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Speaker 2: a operation for a deviated septum after a lot of

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Speaker 2: people that have too much of a good time, sadly,

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Speaker 2: Keith Richards Osborne, Jack post too much of the old Colombian.

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Speaker 4: You know, this is this is a problem I've had

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Speaker 4: since as long as I can remember.

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Speaker 2: I've always had Okay, the first step recovering around is

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Speaker 2: to admitting you've got a problem. Thank you, Jack.

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Speaker 4: I've had a deviated septum, which means I can't always

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Speaker 4: one side of my nose is blocked. So I had

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Speaker 4: an operation during the holidays where doctor they put me

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Speaker 4: under General Anaesthek and the doctor sent a little spiky

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Speaker 4: drill up there and cut some of my nose off.

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Speaker 2: So I don't think he does trims a bit of

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Speaker 2: it away or something. Doesn't cut some of your nose.

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Speaker 4: Offut the inside out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. They enjoyed it, don't they.

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Speaker 3: He's boring equipment, Jack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then while he was in there.

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Speaker 2: Too, for one deal, they did a discount on tongue

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Speaker 2: reductions as well.

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Speaker 4: For get go here when you put the I'm up

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Speaker 4: to have a look at my nose. He put it

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Speaker 4: over the top down the back of my mouth and said, hey,

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Speaker 4: this is this tongue is a bit big as well,

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Speaker 4: if you want me to clean that up. So I've

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Speaker 4: had a tongue.

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Speaker 2: Bedside manner as well. Hey hey, hey, let's not worry

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Speaker 2: about the schnozz. That's just what's to deal with your tongue.

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Speaker 4: But I got to say, I'm very thankful to the

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Speaker 4: team who took me into the operating theater.

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Speaker 2: How rolls he's doings for his team. Okay, lo, So

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Speaker 2: who have you got with your team? You're entourage.

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Speaker 4: I've got the anethetist, I've got the doctor, I've got

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Speaker 4: the nurse. Then I've got a you know a couple

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Speaker 4: of other helpers. I'm not sure what they do.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 2: Nice for people that did this as well, that you've

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Speaker 2: got their names.

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Speaker 4: I can't well, I remember the doctor's name is Eric.

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Speaker 4: I can't really remember. Well, I'm under a general anesthetic.

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Speaker 2: But beforehand, not else your memory? Did you also do

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Speaker 2: something about that? Then I kept going, oh, slips his

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Speaker 2: brain and what does he do for Livy? It's just

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Speaker 2: a DJ doesn't need that.

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Speaker 4: The nurse was lovely. She's actually a big fan of

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Speaker 4: this show. So she was telling me about all the

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Speaker 4: things she loves on the show as she was wheeling

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Speaker 4: me into the operating theater. Guess what her favorite segment

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Speaker 4: on the show is. Tell us she likes Patsy's cam

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Speaker 4: ut advertisement. Please. She was lovely and because she was

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Speaker 4: talking about the show so much, then the doctor started

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Speaker 4: asking about it the anethetist. Before you know it, they

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Speaker 4: put god taking selfies.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what they did when I was

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Speaker 2: wildly unconsciously, their legs up in the air, everything. So

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Speaker 2: we need to do something about this. Why is it

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Speaker 2: so small? Take some of them a tongue, put it here.

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Speaker 2: We've got a ten year old boy in surgery today. No,

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Speaker 2: he's thirty two. Too much, okay, So.

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Speaker 4: They put the little mask on me to send me

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Speaker 4: to sleep, and as the Anitha just says, I'm putting

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Speaker 4: the gas on now, I got to I.

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Speaker 2: Guess that funny feeding as well, because they asked stood

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Speaker 2: doing the thing where they ask you a countback with

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Speaker 2: some ten.

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Speaker 4: No, well, they didn't even maybe they did, but maybe

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Speaker 4: it was already out because they had Gold playing in

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Speaker 4: the background and all.

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Speaker 2: Effects sometimes on Huggies often slumped at that desk during

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Speaker 2: his mid mornings show.

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Speaker 4: The last thing I heard as I went to sleep

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Speaker 4: was this, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, once more, Jack, once more Sorry.

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Speaker 4: The last thing I heard as I went to sleep

742
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Speaker 4: was this.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you say.

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Speaker 4: Before we came on air, if you had the clip ready?

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Speaker 2: You get me the I got it ready? I mean,

746
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Speaker 2: did you tell me when you were going to play it?

747
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Speaker 2: I mean you until give a four minutes. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I've bean poise, but even a cobra can't be poised

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Speaker 2: for four minutes. Jack.

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Speaker 4: But I was very I got to say. I was

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Speaker 4: very comforted by the fact that they knew that I

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Speaker 4: was on Gold. I thought they would treat me better

753
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Speaker 4: during the search.

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Speaker 2: So they thought it was just someone from Nova or

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Speaker 2: trip A. M. I don't think you'd even get a

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Speaker 2: general anesthetic, to be honest.

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Speaker 4: They treating me like a VIP A proper VIP.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's great, and that isn't amazing. So they listened

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Speaker 2: to the station there they listened to the Gold.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, for all I know they turned it off

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Speaker 4: as soon as I went to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Sam Pang the other day, you know, I love Nova,

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Speaker 2: Love Nova. Got it on the time. You're the guys

764
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Speaker 2: who play this and where did you have it done?

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Speaker 2: Where is this crew that we need to be grateful

766
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Speaker 2: that the looks as the great Bagwani himself.

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Speaker 4: This is the Warringle Private Hospital in Hardelberg, part of

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Speaker 4: the Austin.

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Speaker 1: Gotcha all right, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So what Jack was having is nasal operation. Last week

771
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Speaker 2: they had gold on and took about unusual place as

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Speaker 2: you've heard this radio station on this show. Just a

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00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: quick question to you, Jack from Justin in Gelong wants

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Speaker 2: to know was pe pepe trimmed or just passing it on?

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Speaker 4: You don't have and I'm not even gonna answer.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely no comment there, so I think it's a yes.

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Speaker 2: Justin Christian. I'm listening to you guys this morning whilst

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Speaker 2: checking the temperatures in the CBD. That's from Simon. So

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Speaker 2: is that something you're just doing yourself or is that

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Speaker 2: a professional capacity? Please? Can you confirm one way or

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Speaker 2: the other? Simone? Heather, Good morning, Heather, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 2: How are you good Heaven. How are you?

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Speaker 5: Oh very well, yes, yes, just was making the bed

784
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Speaker 5: when I heard your call out to about unusual places

785
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Speaker 5: where I've heard Gold, and yeah I was. Actually I

786
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 5: had to have a lot of cramework done due to

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Speaker 5: some cracked teap and I ended up it was I

788
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Speaker 5: was told to be in the chair for six hours.

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Speaker 5: It was going to be a big appointment, so I

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Speaker 5: ranged to have this care for the kids and the

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Speaker 5: mum's going to be away for the whole day sort

792
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Speaker 5: of thing. And then it ended up being eight hours

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Speaker 5: in the dental chair. And when I went in there,

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Speaker 5: they did have another station, I think it was Triple A,

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Speaker 5: and I mentioned, you know, I'm thinking I been here

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Speaker 5: for a long time, and I said, you know, and

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Speaker 5: they actually they were very good. They said, you know,

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Speaker 5: is renting you need or before we start? And I said, well,

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Speaker 5: you know, I actually normally listened to Gold at home

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Speaker 5: and in the car, and so I switched it over

801
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Speaker 5: and was wonderful time. You know, normally, like my day's

802
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 5: chopped up doing different things of course, like most other people,

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Speaker 5: and you don't always get to sit, so listen to

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Speaker 5: your radio station. I'm interrupted other than falling asleep.

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Speaker 2: And having the chair. All right, Heather, Heather, thank you

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00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: very much and go thanks so much. All right, came

807
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Speaker 2: have a good week. Uh easy there with the old ones.

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00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 2: And two is producer Proud. It's been two weeks. Wow

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Speaker 2: that trap door, U Luke, good morning, Good morning here,

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Speaker 2: I'm good Luke. So unusual places that you've heard this

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Speaker 2: radio station.

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Speaker 6: One of the most unusual is in the police cell

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Speaker 6: where we held the prisoners. Every now and then they

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Speaker 6: get sick of watching the same old stuff on TV,

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Speaker 6: so we put the radio on. It's usually gold because

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Speaker 6: it was the most common ground amongst all of them.

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00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:54,479
Speaker 2: Looking on the radio station. We got three for gold,

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Speaker 2: one for no, but nothing for a triple M. We

819
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Speaker 2: keep going down that.

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Speaker 4: The promos now number one station amongst prisoners now and then.

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Speaker 6: Every now and then would be great to light when

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Speaker 6: a song like I Want to Break three would come on.

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Speaker 4: I never knew the words.

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Speaker 6: I just knew that one line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think it's one of the deleted extras in Shawshank Redemption.

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Speaker 2: As well as them trying to r in the ten

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Speaker 2: k narrobeat guarantee of the local radio station in the

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Speaker 2: Shawshank area.

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Speaker 4: When ended in the warden's office. The original scene had

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Speaker 4: him listening to goal.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcasts.

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Speaker 2: I'm now they're on the show for Monday morning. Miss

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Speaker 2: heard lyrics. It's just another miss Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

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Speaker 2: It's back. The show has been off the last two weeks,

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Speaker 2: which means we've got quite a lot of your misshard

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Speaker 2: lyrics to get through. If you don't know how this

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Speaker 2: feature works, let's just update you on the last time

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Speaker 2: we did this two weeks ago. We had two Hall

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Speaker 2: of Famous, two great ones. See send in your miss

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Speaker 2: her lyrics. We have a listen to them. If we

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Speaker 2: agree with your miss her lyrics, you're here this. If not,

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Speaker 2: you'll hear this. And for the truly great, you hear this.

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Speaker 2: Hall of favor recent Hall of famers from two weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: Kerry got a Hall of Famer for this by Sandy Tom.

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Speaker 2: I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in

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Speaker 2: my hair, Oh jama Or is it I wish there

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Speaker 2: was a prong cracker with flowers in my hair. Oh Jamacker,

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Speaker 2: It's pron Cracker. And then this one of my favorite

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Speaker 2: Hall of favorites on the air from eleven year old Hannah.

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Speaker 2: Look what I found by Lady Gaga. When I met you,

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Speaker 2: I was blown to pieces all over the floor. Toot

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Speaker 2: on over the flower. According to eleven year old Hannah,

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Speaker 2: one of my chihuahua's blowing to pieces all over the

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Speaker 2: floor was all right, then let's do this part one.

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Speaker 2: We always have Big John's misheard lyrics. Let's got a

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Speaker 2: Big John's first of all, then we go through all

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Speaker 2: of yours. Big John, first of all has got Dean

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Speaker 2: Friedman Ariel. I found the softness of her mouth. I've bound?

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Speaker 2: Or is it? I found the salt in his upper mouth?

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Speaker 3: I've bound, so.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 2: Actually that's a redtailed phrase, isn't it? I found the

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Speaker 2: salt in his upper mouth. But it's their word for word,

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Speaker 2: no doubt. I've bound. Deonn Warwick heartbreaker. I got to say,

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Speaker 2: and it's hard for me. I got to say it,

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Speaker 2: and it's hard for me? Or is it? Dion Warrick

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Speaker 2: is saying, my doctor say that it's hard for me.

869
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 4: To say hard?

870
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: Yes, my doctor said that it's hard for me. That's

871
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: his favorite. Brian Adams cuts like a knife. I heard

872
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 2: it on the streets. I heard you might have found

873
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 2: somebody knew where.

874
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 1: You found somebody?

875
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: Or is he into the old mummers. I heard it

876
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 2: on the streets. I heard your mother found somebody new

877
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:46,720
Speaker 2: where you have found That's true, your mother found another

878
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: I heard on the streets. I heard your mother found

879
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:56,439
Speaker 2: somebody new where you found.

880
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 6: Yes?

881
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: And I love this one. James Brown living in America

882
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: under one of those old familiar names, under one under

883
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 2: one of those old familiar names. Or is it on

884
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 2: one of those awful mayonnaise. Yeah, I hear awful mayonnaise

885
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 2: on one of those awful mayonnaise. I'm guessing James has

886
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 2: probably stayed in the hotel. We have those little sachets

887
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: that are impossible to open. One of those awful mayonnaise.

888
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 2: I'm hearing mayonnaise, Johnny, Why the Christian O'Connell show. Time

889
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: Now for part two of this it's just another miss

890
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 2: herdman name Christian O'Connell's miss her lyrics. All right, Part

891
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 2: two of the miss hurd lyrics is all the ones

892
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 2: who've been sending in email them through Christian at Christian

893
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com.

894
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 1: Au.

895
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: All right, let's have them. First of all, we go

896
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 2: to John Alte John Altrey with Boom boom pow by

897
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 2: the Black Eyed Peas with the seminal lyrics. Gotta get that,

898
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: gotta get GEP, Gotta good GEP, genius Lenda McCartney. I

899
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: can't do that. Gotta get that, gotta get GEP, Gotta

900
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: good gep Lord Or is it got a kit cat?

901
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: Gotta good GEP, gotta get gip. Yes, John, and that

902
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 2: it's actually you've improved it got a kit cat makes sense.

903
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 2: Gotta good gip, gotta good keep Yeah, he's got a

904
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: kit cat. All right. This comes in from Dad Gavin

905
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 2: on behalf of his son Xavier Christian. We're playing some

906
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: eighties music in the House of the Weekend and my

907
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: fifteen year old son Xavier thought he heard something bit

908
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 2: off about Belinda Carliles. Heaven is a place on earth

909
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 2: and sistered I email you, Oh, heaven is a place

910
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: on earth, according to the mind of a fifteen year

911
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 2: old boy, Xavier, is it nude heaven? It's a place

912
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 2: on earth? Xavier, I remember what it was like. WoT

913
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 2: your thoughts are about a nude heaven? My friend? But

914
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 2: is Belinda Carlisle singing that?

915
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 4: Are we nearing new t.

916
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: I want to I want to, Xavier, I want to

917
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 2: believe they're in nude Heaven like you, my young friend.

918
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 2: It's kind of there. I'm always yeah, Xavier, Well we'll

919
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 2: give you that one, Xavier. Dave the Hippie, his word's

920
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: not mine. David Hippy's got this one. Bob Marley, get up,

921
00:46:55,200 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 2: stand up. All that glitters is gold? Or is it?

922
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 2: All that pizza is cold? From Bob Marley, Dave the Hippie,

923
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: that's a great one. Yeah, Bob Marley's one thing he

924
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 2: didn't like was that cold pizza. All that pizza is cold?

925
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: Why do we tip the driver? He's giving us cold pizza?

926
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 2: And never go to Lizzie. Kay, this is what I

927
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 2: like to you from you the rhythmics. I'll make it.

928
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: I'll make it. Or is it I'm naked? I'm naked.

929
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 2: Not a nudity, not a new tea coming through today.

930
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 4: I'm not that one, is there though?

931
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 2: That is more nudity than nude. Heaven is a place

932
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: on earth, say save it's going to have a field

933
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 2: day to all this nudity coming out the speakers. Take

934
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 2: it easy, young man, have a cold shower. Yes, LET'SI kay,

935
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: that's now we go to this one is all that

936
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 2: she wants by ace of bass. The gentle voice that

937
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: talks to you, The gentle voice that talks to you.

938
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 2: You or is it the dental voice that talks to you,

939
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 2: the dental voice that talks to you. Yes, the dental

940
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 2: voice that talks to you. And finally this comes from

941
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: Sarah Christian. I've ruined Megadeath's Devil Island for my husband.

942
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: He says, I have to send it to you. Devil Island,

943
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 2: Devil Island. I would play that, but I know Huggy's

944
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: starting his show at nine with that one bar of

945
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 2: his new Mega Death Monday features just got sponsored by

946
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 2: Springvl Caravans, which is if spring Bel Caravans ranged this

947
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 2: station and said we were a sponsor of each called

948
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 2: Mecca Death Monday. Where Huney begins to show it will

949
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: be on next week. Let me turn now. But anyway,

950
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 2: Devil's Island. That's the word, Devil's Island. Love it, guys.

951
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear more about Devil's Island anyway. Sarah

952
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 2: thinks it's devil salad. Devil salad. Yeah, it's probably it's

953
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: probably in there is fair jackyeard devil salad, devil salad. Yeah,

954
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: we'll give you that one, all right, thank you very much.

955
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: Sure you misheard over the last two weeks. Got a

956
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 2: good get whatever yours to Christian at Christian o'connall dot

957
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: com dot aus, Christian Christian ionnor.

958
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

959
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 2: So this week, Jack Post not in the studio with

960
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: Patty and I. He's broadcasting from home on doctors' orders. Patsy,

961
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 2: you've seen any paperwork from the stock to saying it.

962
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 2: I've not seen a single thing.

963
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 4: I've lost Patty. I can't hear her anymore.

964
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 2: Patsy, what's happened to your microphone? Are other shis A?

965
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 2: Have you seen any paper?

966
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 3: I haven't seen any medical certificate?

967
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: Check.

968
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 4: Guys, we're old enough to trust each other now, I'm

969
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 4: old enough to trust everybody else apart from you, Jackie boy.

970
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 2: I'd like to see it by nine this morning. Okay, okay.

971
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 2: So he's had surgery, he's for his deviated septum. And

972
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: when he was they're having the surgery a week ago

973
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 2: they were listening to this radio station. So today Hospital Songs,

974
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,919
Speaker 2: Hospital Songs is your at work time waster? How are yours?

975
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 2: Jack We've been away from this for two weeks. See

976
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 2: you coming back strong?

977
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 4: No minor cobwebby. I have the technically right, they're it's

978
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 4: not funny.

979
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: Right, all right, I've got all the shingle ladies, all

980
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: the shingle ladies, shingle ladies, silver plus, thank you, more

981
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: than a feeling, more than a feeling, oh dark silver,

982
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 2: purple vein, silver, stuck in the middle with flu. Stuck

983
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 2: in the middle with flu, silver plus and total dfib

984
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 2: of the heart, total dfib of the heart gold, thank you?

985
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 2: All right, jackie boy, what have you got then? Hospital songs?

986
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 4: R you gonna be my girl? Bronze ninety nine, Get

987
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 4: well balloons.

988
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 2: Silver, that's good, that's good.

989
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 4: Can you feel the glove tonight? Come on, that's funny.

990
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: It's silver.

991
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,479
Speaker 4: Visiting time of your life.

992
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: No, yeah, doctors orders. The doctors said, don't be too

993
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 2: funny with the time waste. It's doctors orders.

994
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 4: Good to laugh to her.

995
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 2: Oh, you should be fined the safe.

996
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 4: And he's got carm on ivy calm on, all right,

997
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 4: I'll give you a goal for that.

998
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 2: Okay, for the performances.

999
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1000
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, Jack, can you just clarify something obviously, because

1001
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 2: you're not going to be in the studio with me

1002
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 2: this week. You know what normally happens the last half

1003
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: of the show, Patsy sort of comes in.

1004
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 4: And leaves the news Birth comes into the main studio.

1005
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's in it now, and obviously it's just

1006
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 2: me and her now, And I'm a sitting target here,

1007
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: you know, and I'm busy. I've got stuff to do.

1008
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: I've got to you know, selects all the time. Worst

1009
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,240
Speaker 2: ten to me much. You didn't have your tongue shaved

1010
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 2: in your operation, did you?

1011
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 5: No?

1012
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 4: I got it? Did get burnt off though, Oh they

1013
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 4: lasered it off.

1014
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 2: She she's like she cares about everybody. Po Jackie boy

1015
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: having his tongue shaved. Wait, I don't think he got

1016
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 2: his shave. Like they've got a greater out, you know.

1017
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 2: Let you get the deady counter and just drags your

1018
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: stretch your tongue out into it. Just shaved a bit off,

1019
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 2: like a bit of serrano ham or something, the.

1020
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 4: Four sided one that you get in everybody's kitchen. Yeah,

1021
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 4: they ask you which one you want, The big, big, holes,

1022
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 4: a little hole.

1023
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: The hole so hard to clean, so hard to clean.

1024
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 2: So we didn't get shaved, did it? No?

1025
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 4: No, I think I don't even know if it's a laser.

1026
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 4: He said it. Burned was the word he used, burned off.

1027
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 3: I still wouldn't like that, Jack, that sounds nasty.

1028
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: Don't pushing for verny more detail. We've heard too much already.

1029
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 2: Fat all right, So hospital songs after Jennifer Jack mentioned it.

1030
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: He's had surgery, guys. It needs to be protected in

1031
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 2: the bubble at home his new loft studio in Fitzroy.

1032
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 2: So we're keeping Bubbah Boy alive this week, everybody. Hospital songs,

1033
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: you need to mark Jack ready. I also, I'm going

1034
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 2: to upgrade you're can you fill the glove tonight? That

1035
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 2: is a gold plus?

1036
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 4: Thank you, sir. You take your while to get it.

1037
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: And yeah, you have filtered through maybe that too, all right.

1038
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm now going to ungrade that to bronze minus. It's

1039
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 2: gold gold plus. All right. Okay, let's see what they've

1040
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 2: got today. Hospital songs. Enter doctor man. Like I said,

1041
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 2: I've been distract I've been trying to pick up the

1042
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 2: best ones and I've had Patsy in my ear Silver

1043
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 2: all right, let's David in summary. I was I was

1044
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 2: made for fixing you baby, Civil plus that's Adam like

1045
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 2: a surgeon.

1046
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 4: That's better. Gold ark In Park.

1047
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: Dell Bohemian colonoscopy Gold, Mary Anne and Doncaster, well done.

1048
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 2: My heart won't go on, Celine Dion Oh Stefan Silver.

1049
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 2: This one's for Jack Christian the Angels. Am I ever

1050
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: going to fill my face again? Jank you for your sympathy. JH.

1051
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: Gold who let the drugs out? Silver plus party in

1052
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:30,399
Speaker 2: the ICU Silver Kerry Co video killed the radio star?

1053
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 2: Andrew that's an Is that wishful thinking there? Andrew Mount Eliza,

1054
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: come on, Buddy Gold, um by pass me baby one

1055
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 2: more time? Silver plus Okaine Boulevard a broken arms messaging,

1056
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 2: a WI bottle.

1057
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 4: I had to use one of those wee bottles.

1058
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 2: We don't need to know. It's a daily thing. He

1059
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: does it rather get out of bed there? You know.

1060
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 2: Hipsters are like, that's a goal. That's Nathan and Franxton.

1061
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 2: What what is it good for? Clever? Very good? Don't

1062
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 2: stand so, don't stand so colonoscopy Silver op Gagam style

1063
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 2: what I don't know. That's a bronze tainted glove. Now

1064
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 2: that's the gloved One. Now that is the Michael Jordan

1065
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 2: of Gloved Ones.

1066
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 4: Silver.

1067
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 2: That's all Wendy, I see you baby, shaking out ass,

1068
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 2: I see you baby. That's on Mozzin Cranborne. And finally

1069
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: the unnecessary sweet Barle of mine. It's clever, all right, then,

1070
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 2: Tyler of today's show is what if none of this

1071
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 2: is real? We are back tomorrow morning when you wake up, Hey, Jack,

1072
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 2: I mean, the bravest little soldier on the radio. Are

1073
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 2: you are you? Are you seriously just eating jelly and

1074
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,439
Speaker 2: ice cream?

1075
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 4: I have that eaten a lot of jelly. It just

1076
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 4: feels so soothing going down the throat, especially when it's

1077
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 4: a cold.

1078
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,919
Speaker 2: But that's a normal thing, isn't it. Yeah.

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