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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's. Wasn't there a friend of yours mother

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Speaker 1: that thought with the vasectomy.

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Speaker 2: Did you cut off everything? And she said, oh, you

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Speaker 2: don't need all of that. She thought testicles, panis all

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Speaker 2: came off, chopped them all out?

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Speaker 1: And what did she say?

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Speaker 2: Again, Oh you don't need all that?

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Speaker 1: Because it's funny with women, they seem to think that

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Speaker 1: they're in control of the whole vasecta me thing, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Case in, when I got my vasectimy

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Speaker 1: was a few.

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Speaker 2: Years ago, Christmas and Birthday combined as a gift.

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Speaker 1: My wife says, oh, you won't need a general anithetic,

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Speaker 1: just a local one will do you? And I, as

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Speaker 1: a man doing what he's told, he said, are you

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Speaker 1: fair enough? I was about to go in there for it,

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Speaker 1: and then Andrew, one of the guys that used to

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Speaker 1: work here. I remember this, He said to me, he said,

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Speaker 1: are you going from sector me? I said yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he said we'll get a general anesthetic and I said,

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Speaker 1: oh no, yeah, you don't need one, you just need

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Speaker 1: a local And he said who told you that? I

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Speaker 1: said my wife? And he said does she have testicles?

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, I haven't checked but I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure she doesn't guess. Get general anti se and I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you why. So he's gone in there because his

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Speaker 1: wife said, you only need a local anesthetic. It's gone

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Speaker 1: in there. They've put the little private there's a little curtain.

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Speaker 1: They put it above your business so you can't see

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Speaker 1: what the doctor's doing. So he gets the local candy crush.

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Speaker 1: The doctor, you know, feels his area and says, can

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Speaker 1: you feel that? I can feel a little bit, but no,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm okay, so keep going.

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Speaker 2: So I try again, nurse you ever go.

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Speaker 1: Anyway? Still feeling it? Stop it okay? Anyway, the doctor

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Speaker 1: starts cutting into the area, and Andrews says, you know,

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Speaker 1: I can I can feel stuff. I can feel stuff,

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Speaker 1: because no, no, you can't feel anything. It's fine. So at

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Speaker 1: this stage he's got the clamps on the vast deference kids,

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Speaker 1: the vast deference the little tube that carries a little

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Speaker 1: spermy into the whole thing. So what they do is

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Speaker 1: they chopped the vast deference and they tied and a

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Speaker 1: knot and it's a simple kind of procedure. So the

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Speaker 1: doctors cut into his vast deference, got the little pliers

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Speaker 1: that hold the tubes up. At that point the antithetic

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Speaker 1: has worn off. The local and Andrews said, the pain

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Speaker 1: was unspeakable. So he's flinched, He's gone eh like that.

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Speaker 1: The doctor has fallen back and pulled his vast deference

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Speaker 1: and over the little curtain, the privacy curtain, which has

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Speaker 1: been the foot above his crin. He saw his vast deference.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't walk for a week.

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Speaker 2: Was he like one of those things like a frog

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Speaker 2: you pull the cord in its arms and legs are.

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Speaker 1: Pull So I got a general atisthetic.

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Speaker 2: You know, I had to film a vsectomy when I

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Speaker 2: was working with Beyond two thousand. They're doing this new

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Speaker 2: sterilization technique in China where they just pretty much inject

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Speaker 2: arrol died into your testicles. And this poor man was

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Speaker 2: there for us to film him doing it. So his shoes,

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Speaker 2: he just placed his shoes. I don't think they gave

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Speaker 2: him a local or anything. Placed issues under the table.

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Speaker 2: This poor man, we greeted him, said hello, We stepped

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Speaker 2: outside while he was prepared. Came in and there's just

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Speaker 2: a sheet over his area. But his testicles just flopped

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Speaker 2: out the top like keyhole surgery, and I got the

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Speaker 2: giggles because it was just, you know, awful to see.

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Speaker 2: And so we were filming Arrol dite being injected into it,

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Speaker 2: and there was a Chinese film crew filming us. So

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Speaker 2: there's beyond two thousand crew filming the operation, filming the doctor,

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Speaker 2: Chinese crew filming us. The Chinese doctor was so nervous

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Speaker 2: his hands were shaking, and the poor man who was

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Speaker 2: having this done was just making eye contact with me,

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Speaker 2: almost pleading. And I'm there with a mask on shoulders

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Speaker 2: going up and down laughing. It was terrible because my

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Speaker 2: husband's had one of these, and he bought new pajamas.

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Speaker 2: Every man in there sitting there with brand new pajamas.

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Speaker 2: You can see where the folds are on their pajamas.

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Speaker 2: And the man in the bed next to him was

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Speaker 2: woken from his general anesthetic by a clown. His wife

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Speaker 2: had arranged a clown to wake him up from General Minister.

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Speaker 1: With you women, just keep away from it.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda's genation