Speaker 1: Flex and Frooms Flex and Frooms. This is the Flex
Speaker 1: and Frooms catch up podcast.
Speaker 2: On Monday.
Speaker 3: Guys, we have an announcement that you must tune in on.
Speaker 3: But it is Friday now, so I'm very excited for
Speaker 3: you to have an amazing weekend before we let you
Speaker 3: off the hook to go Mickey's music quiz. Who do
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 3: Just imagine your head? Was it Frooms or was it flex?
Speaker 3: And then a little gift is seeing whether you were right?
Speaker 3: In about ten minutes, let's go.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Flex and Frooms on Kita.
Speaker 4: If you are saying any of these things on a
Speaker 4: first date, you are selling yourself short number one and
Speaker 4: you are making yourself ineligible for love and romance, or
Speaker 4: at least that's what the Shade Room wants you to think.
Speaker 1: I saw this thread.
Speaker 4: It comes from a tweet from someone called not Captain
Speaker 4: America that says, what's something someone can say on a
Speaker 4: first date that immediately lets you know you're not a match?
Speaker 4: Does something come to mind? Or should I read out
Speaker 4: the option?
Speaker 3: Read them out? Please?
Speaker 4: Any mention of our for may high value man. I
Speaker 4: had a first date recently who criticized me for eating
Speaker 4: too much of the complimentary bread that the restaurant gave
Speaker 4: us up. When somebody says me and my ex are
Speaker 4: still friends, me and my ex live together, me.
Speaker 3: And my ex period, leave me out of it, I'm
Speaker 3: not interested.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm still friends with all of my exes.
Speaker 3: That's giving some is a miss.
Speaker 1: It's one more time.
Speaker 3: I said that's a miss, like it's a lie or
Speaker 3: you're covering.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's a lot of information you don't need
Speaker 4: to share on a first day. There's a lot that
Speaker 4: doesn't come up, so when it does. I think one
Speaker 4: that gets me is anytime someone refers to me as
Speaker 4: bougie they say something like all right, big money or
Speaker 4: like oh like something that alludes to like oh okay,
Speaker 4: boogie okay, it's like it's not gonna work. And I
Speaker 4: don't even care for what reason, but like it's just
Speaker 4: not gonna work. What do you got? I feel like
Speaker 4: if somebody starts doing any kind of rapping of like
Speaker 4: I've got a black friend, I've got a woke friend,
Speaker 4: I've got something, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Your values will speak for themselves.
Speaker 4: You don't have to preface them with the rigamarole of
Speaker 4: like I've got a quick friend.
Speaker 1: I've got this friend. I've got this friend. It's not
Speaker 1: gonna work. Not the rig mooles. I'm onto you, I'm
Speaker 1: onto you. March march yourself as unsafe. Okay.
Speaker 3: For me, it's someone saying I like memes.
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 1: Then you start to talk. You have to start explaining
Speaker 1: the memes that you like.
Speaker 3: Don't make me do it. I have experiences in the world,
Speaker 3: and I gotta say, I said, do we really doing this?
Speaker 3: Is it twenty fourteen? You know, That's why I'm in
Speaker 3: my head, But I don't know about you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder what else would be like, because this
Speaker 4: is not even like ick red flag type of thing.
Speaker 4: It's just anybody who talks like, unless you're in like
Speaker 4: some kind of non monogamous dynamic, anybody who references the
Speaker 4: other dates they're going on to me, that's.
Speaker 3: Your self conscious and you're like, maybe you've been off
Speaker 3: the market for a little while, so you're trying to
Speaker 3: show that you still got it.
Speaker 5: What'd you say, last time, use goods? Use goods? Last
Speaker 5: time was last year and that was redacted. So when
Speaker 5: we're going in I think in this day.
Speaker 3: And age, it's important to guide yourself from the horrors
Speaker 3: of the universe. A big one is killer bears. Thank
Speaker 3: god we don't live in America, because I've seen one
Speaker 3: too many television shows and YouTube clips of bears coming
Speaker 3: to come and get people and they're really vicious. Who
Speaker 3: would have thought, Mickey, are you scared of bears?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so less? Okay, Felksie, I'm going to ask you
Speaker 3: what tactic you would use to survive a killer bear
Speaker 3: in the forest. Let me paint the picture. Close your
Speaker 3: eyes please. You're in the middle of a dark forest
Speaker 3: and you know for a fact there's a killer bear
Speaker 3: on the loose running to hunt you down. The night
Speaker 3: will start from one am and end at seven am.
Speaker 1: What you've been this is horrible.
Speaker 3: You've been granted one of the six perks below to
Speaker 3: increase your odds of survival. Which perk would you use
Speaker 3: to increase your chances of survival till daytime? Number one?
Speaker 3: Decoy Your abilities are You may send out an invisible
Speaker 3: clone of yourself. The clone will walk in a straightforward
Speaker 3: line with significantly increased footstep noises. The invisible clone will
Speaker 3: disobe after ten minutes of walking. You may send it
Speaker 3: out again. Until it disappears. Oh amazing b alert abilities.
Speaker 3: Whenever the killer bear spots you, an immediate loud noise
Speaker 3: will go off in your head. The noise will also
Speaker 3: go off in the killer's head, temporarily deafening the killer.
Speaker 3: The noise will go away once the killer loses sight.
Speaker 3: Why just look, let's call it bear the killer See
Speaker 3: guardian Angel. An angel will spawn randomly in the forest
Speaker 3: trying to find you. Once you make contact with the angel,
Speaker 3: you'll be completely invulnerable to the bear. Both you and
Speaker 3: the angel do not know where each other are. The
Speaker 3: angel slowly moves slightly slower than a human. That's kind
Speaker 3: of fun. That's choose your own adventure. The fourth option
Speaker 3: is tracker ability to gain a small device that points
Speaker 3: towards the killer's location east, west, north, or south. The
Speaker 3: device has a total battery life of five minutes. You
Speaker 3: may turn the device on and off to save battery life. Okay.
Speaker 3: The fifth option, I hope everyone's playing a lot home zeus.
Speaker 3: Once the killer gets at least two meters near you,
Speaker 3: a random lighting in the sky will strike down the bear,
Speaker 3: starting it for one minute straight. The lighting will only
Speaker 3: appear twice. Okay, and the last one is second wind abilities.
Speaker 3: You gain one extra life. If you get killed by
Speaker 3: the killer and die, you will respawn to where you
Speaker 3: were when you first started. You can only respawn once. Okay,
Speaker 3: watch do you choose to clarify?
Speaker 1: This is a killer bear, not a killer person.
Speaker 3: It's a bear.
Speaker 4: I'm going to do decoy simply, the only realistic one.
Speaker 4: The decoy is sending out an invisible clone of yourself
Speaker 4: that will walk in a straightforward line with significantly increased footsteps.
Speaker 4: They'll disappear after ten minutes of walking, and you can
Speaker 4: send it out again after it's disappeared.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I just feel like if someone's walking and making a
Speaker 4: lot of noise and I'm crouched by you know, the
Speaker 4: creek or something, then I'm fine, Okay, I like that.
Speaker 4: I just feel like the other ones are relying too
Speaker 4: heavily on it working perfectly. And I think if it's
Speaker 4: a bear wea're working with, they're going to go to
Speaker 4: what's being noisy and drawing its attention.
Speaker 1: Right, what would you pick?
Speaker 3: I want to pick second life because I think if
Speaker 3: I'm going to get stuck with the bear in the woods,
Speaker 3: you may so well turn anxiety up to eleven. If
Speaker 3: you're on the first go, you've got like a double
Speaker 3: chance of survival this way, because you can like learn
Speaker 3: how to how to work in the first one and
Speaker 3: the second one change what you're going to do.
Speaker 1: You're brave.
Speaker 3: However, it means to be muled by a bear like
Speaker 3: welcome back round two. That's why I hate dreams, because
Speaker 3: you die in your dreams. So go through all the
Speaker 3: stages of grief in my dreams, and I have to wake
Speaker 3: up again. No one ever talks about that.
Speaker 1: You know what your dreams?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you die in your dreams?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've died in dreams.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, die and then you wake up?
Speaker 1: That is so scary, too dark. We'll talk about it
Speaker 1: off air.
Speaker 3: Cat it's flexing frooms on cater But I have a
Speaker 3: little friend in the studio with me. It's Mickey, producer. Mickey.
Speaker 3: Do you mind that I say, it's quite condescending.
Speaker 2: I guess I am little. Oh no, I'm very average
Speaker 2: in size. I'm very unbridge.
Speaker 3: A vibe, stay a little cutie. Listen, last week we
Speaker 3: chat about what we want to be when we grew up.
Speaker 1: What what did you say?
Speaker 5: Yet?
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be happy.
Speaker 3: Okay, speak on it and on Monday we asked you
Speaker 3: on our Instagram Flex and Rooms to see what you
Speaker 3: had to say.
Speaker 2: So I'll kick things off. Someone said they wanted to
Speaker 2: be a superstar, one of yours.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Someone said a stay at home mum with a cool
Speaker 2: and jessy side hustle.
Speaker 3: See, this is the thing about say a home mum
Speaker 3: culture is before you're a stay home mum, you think
Speaker 3: I've got time to do all these things and then
Speaker 3: the baby's crying. I don't even have a baby. I
Speaker 3: don't know. That's the real dale. It's like I'm trying
Speaker 3: to I'm trying to write a book. The moment everyone's like,
Speaker 3: do you want to hang out? I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: explain it to you. I need to be with this book.
Speaker 2: It's like your baby, it's my baby.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, can I read.
Speaker 2: Tom Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1: She wants to be a.
Speaker 3: Mother on a planet that has the capacity to provide
Speaker 3: a safe life for my future children. See, it's not
Speaker 3: looking good contacting ASSA for that one. Now, quite a
Speaker 3: few people said they want to be flex, which I
Speaker 3: can't tell if that is just an ass reacted I say,
Speaker 3: ask looking.
Speaker 2: No one wants to be fruits and don't worry baby
Speaker 2: making to get a looking at us. It's ok it's okay.
Speaker 3: Someone said I want to be a triple threat with
Speaker 3: actors lead. Main thing I see that speak it And
Speaker 3: my favorite one here is I wanted to be a
Speaker 3: pig apparently until I was five.
Speaker 2: They have a lot of fun rolling around in mud.
Speaker 3: And they're smart, but they're also delicious, which is difficult.
Speaker 3: That's a difficult life to lead.
Speaker 2: Sorry for any vegetarian ching in on that one. We'll
Speaker 2: go with one more. Oh, someone wanted to be a
Speaker 2: bus driver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, they actually need more bus drivers.
Speaker 2: I really hope bus drivers listen to this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're driving a three three three, can I
Speaker 3: just say when you drive past me out picking me up?
Speaker 1: It's extremely differently, but.
Speaker 3: I really appreciate your work.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much for catching up and everyone's sharing all
Speaker 2: their responses expertly crafted. Barista made your choice of cool
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Speaker 2: and Rooms on Kita.
Speaker 3: It's time for my favorite time of the week. It's
Speaker 3: Mickey's music quiz Mickey Yannie? What's up today? Hello?
Speaker 2: Everyone? Today's theme is songs that include the word baby.
Speaker 2: Are we ready, ladies?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay? For those playing at home, you can make a
Speaker 2: buzz and noise, but I won't hear.
Speaker 3: Me. Wanta do all ray?
Speaker 2: Do you need me to play it again? I don't know,
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boy, I want to do number two?
Speaker 4: Let me Childish Gambino?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: It is the tea talk sound knowing that I want remix.
Speaker 3: It's a remix of Resonance.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's literally a Childish Gambino song, though originally well
Speaker 4: not you laughing? Examples do you like by Donald Glover?
Speaker 4: Childish Gambino? I don't know what the remix is though.
Speaker 3: The song that it's interlope is Resonance by Home. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's what?
Speaker 1: What did you have?
Speaker 3: Disco lines?
Speaker 1: Baby girl? There's no points for knowing the sample or
Speaker 1: the interpretation.
Speaker 2: Real music heads, Okay, okay, We're ready for number three?
Speaker 1: Year Sean Paul and Beyonce Baby Boy.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Wow, point to flex, point to flex efitless
Speaker 2: one to flex their it for meat. Number four?
Speaker 3: Hey baby, no doubt that she's in the game.
Speaker 2: Number five and it is the last one. Okay, be
Speaker 2: on your buzzes.
Speaker 4: Britney Spears hopes, I do a Britney Spears one more time.
Speaker 2: Baby, that's that's a technical fake.
Speaker 1: That's technical crazy. Bay of the song. I'm sorry for me, Babe, Babe.
Speaker 2: I put her in for you, and I put it
Speaker 2: last because I was like, if we get in a
Speaker 2: situation where Flex gets ahead again, I'm getting it for you.
Speaker 1: I'm getting come.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for me.
Speaker 1: That's all right, It's okay.
Speaker 3: Thanks for playing next week only songs from me.
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