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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, Sam Calma bit me

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Speaker 1: on the bum. We've been having fun at your expense

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Speaker 1: about your early radio day and yesterday technical issues. You

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Speaker 1: summoned me over to your car as we were leaving

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Speaker 1: yesterday and you said, Brenda, I'm having dribble with no

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Speaker 1: how your mother talks. I've morphed into your mother. Great,

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Speaker 1: let me give the let me give the background. And

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Speaker 1: so did it happen to You're me day two and

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Speaker 1: you're telling my story? It was stuck in park? What

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Speaker 1: had happened? What had happened? I was driving to work yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Three quarters of the way here a flashing light comes on,

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Speaker 1: saying the car is stuck in park. But obviously it's

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Speaker 1: not because I'm driving. So I get here. Then as

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving, I turned the car on and the lights

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Speaker 1: to flashing, and I say, would you mind coming over?

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Speaker 1: I suddenly channeled your mother, would you mind coming over

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Speaker 1: and having a look. And so we sort of fiddled

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Speaker 1: with the park stuff and seemed to be okay. So

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Speaker 1: I stopped just down the road to get some petroleum

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Speaker 1: products to buy petrol. I go in, pay for my petrol,

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Speaker 1: buy some potatoes, some other things. While I'm in there.

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Speaker 1: I saw them there and I thought, you know what, Russia.

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Speaker 1: I need potatoes. So I come back out, go to

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Speaker 1: start my car. That light comes on and my car

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Speaker 1: won't move. You can turn the engine on, won't move

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Speaker 1: forward or back. I'm stuck at the bowser and mean

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Speaker 1: the handbrake was on, well I played with it. No,

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Speaker 1: the handbrake wasn't on. Whether I played with the handbrake,

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Speaker 1: did this? Did this? My car wouldn't move forward or back. Now,

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Speaker 1: my car is brand new. I got it a couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks before we went on holiday. Yeah, so it's

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Speaker 1: brand new. So I thought, well, what the hell happens here?

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Speaker 1: And a very nice man who was parked behind me,

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Speaker 1: his name is Armen, shout out to Armen. Give it um.

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Speaker 1: He said, what's going on? Because obviously I was taking

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Speaker 1: up the bowser in the end for about fifty minutes,

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Speaker 1: and I said, well, my car's not moving. So he

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Speaker 1: he works in it, so he knew enough to take

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Speaker 1: the battery out and replug that and do all this nothing.

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Speaker 1: He took the battery out and lifted it out well,

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Speaker 1: taken the terminal life well, and then nothing happened so

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Speaker 1: often that can restart the system and it fixes its

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Speaker 1: electrical fault. No nothing, So I think, well, what do

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Speaker 1: I do now? So there's a little sticker on the

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Speaker 1: inside of the car that your phone through this car

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Speaker 1: manufacturer for road and they send out roadside assistance, so

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Speaker 1: you ring the people like Kia. But this is the

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Speaker 1: bad bit and the embarrassing bit, because I was aduled

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Speaker 1: first day at work. You know, I hadn't I wanted

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Speaker 1: to get home and have to sleep. I haven't had

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Speaker 1: my car for that long. So this is getting some information.

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Speaker 1: Where are you? Amen had to say, we're in here

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Speaker 1: and here, a corner of this and this. You know

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Speaker 1: I have blindness. And then they said, what's the make

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Speaker 1: of your car? But you didn't know. I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: I had to ask Amen to look at the back

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Speaker 1: and tell me what make of car I had. That's embarrassing,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. And he had to tell me my number.

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Speaker 1: They said your registration number? I said, is that my

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Speaker 1: number plate? To give all that information? Finally someone turns

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Speaker 1: up and they said, I think we're going to have

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Speaker 1: to tow it. I said, you're kidding me. The car

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Speaker 1: is just like a month old. So the roadside of

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Speaker 1: this guy, Joe was able to put a steering wheel.

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Speaker 1: There's a bit of an enginey bit in the back wheel.

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Speaker 1: How is that? Break? Break? Caliper break? And he was

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Speaker 1: able to at least get it started so I could

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Speaker 1: drive home. And then Harley took it into the dealership

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Speaker 1: and got a replacement car for a few days and say, Klaus,

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Speaker 1: give them what form that's right? And then you know

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Speaker 1: what I got home? Dishwasher? The electric's gone? Really is it?

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Speaker 1: The omen? Which I check my scout for six six six?

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Speaker 1: Because the everything around me is a bit out of sync.

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Speaker 1: Strange for you to have a handbreak happen to you.

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Speaker 1: I don't even get it. Men are laughing at that.

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Speaker 1: Men enjoy that sort of what's the what's the Actually,

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Speaker 1: we've got someone in here who works with us, Jimmy,

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Speaker 1: do you get that joke? No, he's a man, he

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Speaker 1: doesn't get it. They're looking around, anyone get that. No

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Speaker 1: one gets it. Older guys get it. Older guys get it.

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Speaker 1: Guys my demographic get it. And that's who we're broadcasting to.

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Speaker 1: So long haired people like Jimmy, the millennial. So handbrake

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Speaker 1: apparently is a great humorous joke, and I'd like to

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Speaker 1: say thank you to Ahman Assistance. Yesterday Jones and Amanda

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Speaker 1: Morning