Speaker 1: Laura, come on, we have a pick up pie or
Speaker 1: we're ready to go to Brittany hotly.
Speaker 2: Oh, every day you are the lines.
Speaker 3: Laura just accidentally lisped, and it was my reminder that
Speaker 3: I didn't have my mizzil line.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's nothing less sexy than going to bed
Speaker 2: and your partner laying next to you and going I'm
Speaker 2: putting them in or taking them out in the morning.
Speaker 4: That's lucky.
Speaker 3: I go to bed alone every night, Laura, So thanks
Speaker 3: for reiterating that.
Speaker 4: Well, Matt does it every night. Every night.
Speaker 2: He climbs into bed next to me and he'll give
Speaker 2: me a kiss and then he'll stick his retainers in.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the thing about Matt is the
Speaker 3: funniest thing is because I speaking to him about in
Speaker 3: visil line the other day, he hasn't needed to wear
Speaker 3: his for like three years, and he.
Speaker 2: Still just does because he's lazy. He doesn't want to
Speaker 2: go to the dentists and get his little knobs taken off.
Speaker 4: Oh that's what you guys do at the dentists, not
Speaker 4: the dentist.
Speaker 3: He is going to not quite checking out where he goes.
Speaker 5: Glad we got that out of the way to start
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of on the show today, Get Out Woody.
Speaker 5: From Will and Woody on the Kiss Network. We love him.
Speaker 5: He's going into the I'm a celeb jungle. He is.
Speaker 4: I mean, for a while there, Britt, I thought it
Speaker 4: might have been you.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, a lot of people do. I got a
Speaker 3: lot of d ms. The hints that I'm a celebrity
Speaker 3: were dropping. He'd point to somebody like, it.
Speaker 6: Could have been me, but they actually couldn't afford me.
Speaker 5: Oh, is that the problem?
Speaker 6: And by that, I mean they didn't ask me.
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, You're too expensive and they didn't want you anyway.
Speaker 5: You're in vizil Ie would have melted in the African side.
Speaker 1: Woody has been announced as entering the jungle and he's
Speaker 1: going to join us next on the show to.
Speaker 4: Stick around.
Speaker 5: The pick Up.
Speaker 1: It's the Pickup or Wednesday afternoon. Britt, Laura and Mitch
Speaker 1: get ahead of the spread this flu season with annual
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Speaker 5: Speaking of someone who's.
Speaker 1: A vaccination Woody from Will and Woody our very own
Speaker 1: Drive show.
Speaker 5: He's heading into the jungle.
Speaker 4: I reckon he's gonna need a few shots that one
Speaker 4: definitely don't.
Speaker 7: Know the truth though. The truth of the matter is actually,
Speaker 7: hey guys, by the way from you guys. But speaking
Speaker 7: of the shots, so I actually went to the doctor
Speaker 7: and was like, all right, going to South Africa, give
Speaker 7: me the shots, like, give me the lot. I'm a
Speaker 7: bit of a hypochondriac. So I was like, if there's
Speaker 7: a chance i'll get something, give it to me anyway.
Speaker 7: Turns out things like the rabies shot needs to be
Speaker 7: taken over the period of a month.
Speaker 4: Correct, ah, screwed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I've got a whole bunch of stuff that
Speaker 7: like kicks in halfway through the jungle, so I need
Speaker 7: to keep it clean for the start of the jungle. Otherwise,
Speaker 7: I mean, Andrew, like hepatitis.
Speaker 1: And those injections going the button. We know you've got
Speaker 1: a gorgeous butt wood that's down the money makers.
Speaker 7: All right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 8: What are your phobias?
Speaker 6: What are you worry about going to the jungle for.
Speaker 7: No truth be told? Like even answering this question right now,
Speaker 7: Like I know ten are listening. They're trying to get
Speaker 7: this stuff out of me. The only thing I've given
Speaker 7: away only because I think it's impossible to bring this
Speaker 7: fear into the jungle is submarines. I don't I've got
Speaker 7: this mortal fear of being in a submarine. I don't
Speaker 7: know why. You know, like Sean Connery's movie Red October
Speaker 7: had a real impact on me when I was a
Speaker 7: very young boy.
Speaker 5: I think you'll.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I hope. So you know you have the
Speaker 7: budget to bring a submarine to the jungle and South Africa.
Speaker 5: Channel nine, yeah, they could do it, but Channel ten.
Speaker 2: The problem is though they might not put you in
Speaker 2: a submarine, but they might put you in something very
Speaker 2: small and very dark, and that would also be just
Speaker 2: as scary.
Speaker 6: I think.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't think about that at all. Yeah, literally,
Speaker 7: ways of trapping the underwater?
Speaker 1: Which how much are you getting paid for this? Because
Speaker 1: clearly there's a cash cramp. Maybe I just wow, I've
Speaker 1: got the butt question of the money question.
Speaker 6: I heard it was two hundred K.
Speaker 7: Did you really in me specifically or everyone gets paid
Speaker 7: two hundred caps?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: Just you.
Speaker 8: I heard that like you were a top two talent.
Speaker 7: Oh really, Well, as flattering as that is, unfortunately that's
Speaker 7: not correct. I'm there are going to be some big
Speaker 7: celebrities in there because clearly the budget was blown.
Speaker 6: Oh no, we weren't a real How on earth do
Speaker 6: you prep for the jungle?
Speaker 7: I haven't had a coffee for forty eight hours. I
Speaker 7: think it's pretty impressive. I've got a bit of a headache,
Speaker 7: and the withdraal simple, you.
Speaker 4: Are not going to last a date.
Speaker 7: And I'm not like, I'm not a hiker. I'm not
Speaker 7: like a camp guy. The last time I went hiking
Speaker 7: was in year eight at a mountain called Mount Disappointment,
Speaker 7: and I I food rations in like the first two hours,
Speaker 7: and then the rest of the school class had to
Speaker 7: give me some of their food to help.
Speaker 4: Me get through better and better.
Speaker 2: What do you think is going to be the thing
Speaker 2: that you miss the most while you're away?
Speaker 4: Because how long? How long could you be gone for
Speaker 4: with the filming period?
Speaker 7: So if I win, I'm gone for a month, I
Speaker 7: think a bit over a month, and I will miss
Speaker 7: my girls, most beautiful, beautiful girls. It'll actually be really
Speaker 7: really hard being away from both of them. Since Remy
Speaker 7: was born, I've only had three days away from her
Speaker 7: for her entire life, and on those three days, I
Speaker 7: could obviously facetimer and stay in touch with her. So
Speaker 7: the idea of being away from those guys with no
Speaker 7: phone and no contact is yeah, actually like really daunting.
Speaker 7: And I know it'll be tough, but I hope. I
Speaker 7: don't know how much my six months year old girl's
Speaker 7: going to be taking this in, but I hope that
Speaker 7: in time she'll see this experience that daddy's done and
Speaker 7: she'll know that, you know, facing your fee is in
Speaker 7: facing scary things is a great thing to do. And
Speaker 7: no doubt when she's eighteen or twenty, I'll be able
Speaker 7: to get footae o armus elever to get me out
Speaker 7: of here and be like she'll she'll be.
Speaker 3: Telling, Yeah, should we tell all her friends how proud
Speaker 3: she's Your dad gave up coffee for a month.
Speaker 4: You chicken out.
Speaker 1: Well, So we can't wait to see your words. It's
Speaker 1: going to be very exciting. I'm a celeb.
Speaker 5: Get me out of here.
Speaker 1: You're going into the jungle tonight, right, They're gonna they're
Speaker 1: going to do your last drive show.
Speaker 5: They're going to fly you out.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: If I die, this will be the final show tonight.
Speaker 4: Proud Woody.
Speaker 2: We are all rooting for you. Yeah, will be here
Speaker 2: from afar waving the Woody.
Speaker 5: Flag Will and Woody driving your home this afternoon. There's
Speaker 5: Woody in the jungle. What a legend. I'm actually excited
Speaker 5: to watch that.
Speaker 8: He'll be Fantastic's great, he's so so, so so great.
Speaker 5: All right, guys.
Speaker 1: Dowd By Next on the pickup, imagine being in a
Speaker 1: marriage and it's good.
Speaker 5: Like you like the marriage, I hope. So one issue
Speaker 5: there's no sex, no sex at all. You're in a
Speaker 5: sexless marriage.
Speaker 4: Never but you still like your partner.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean that's asexual right.
Speaker 1: Well, who knows, we'll have to unpack it. We've got
Speaker 1: a very juicy ASKU and Cut on the the Pickup
Speaker 1: Wednesday afternoon. On the pick Up, Britt Laura Mitch heading
Speaker 1: to the chemist ware house today. Great savings every day.
Speaker 8: Ask uncut.
Speaker 3: Well, it is time for one of our favorite segments
Speaker 3: that we do here at the Pickup.
Speaker 8: We do it on the podcast Life on Cut.
Speaker 3: It's called Ask Uncut, where listeners send in their problems,
Speaker 3: their questions, deep dark, dirty secrets, and we do our
Speaker 3: best to answer them.
Speaker 6: And we do have someone that has called.
Speaker 5: In with that's a live one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Allison goes, you know what, just to reply in
Speaker 1: the DMS isn't enough. I want to talk it out,
Speaker 1: so Allison joins us. Now, Hey Alison, what's going on?
Speaker 1: What help do you need?
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, I wrote in, because I've been in this
Speaker 9: marriage for many, many years. We ended up having a
Speaker 9: bit of a break because intimacy just disappeared. We want
Speaker 9: to try and work things out. Now have been back
Speaker 9: together for a few months, but it's just gone again.
Speaker 9: It's not on my end, it's definitely him and yeah,
Speaker 9: I mean when you get to this point, you just
Speaker 9: ask yourself all those questions and it gets upsetting to
Speaker 9: think about what the possibilities for it being gone are.
Speaker 4: At a lost how long have you been together for?
Speaker 9: We were together for about twenty years prior and then
Speaker 9: we separated for six months and now we're back on track.
Speaker 9: I was trying to get things sorted out. We did
Speaker 9: therapy as well.
Speaker 8: When you say the intimacy's gone, what level are we talking?
Speaker 9: Pretty much all of it. I mean sex is obviously
Speaker 9: the big thing, but just general intimacy. And my friends
Speaker 9: who are married don't seem to have the same problem,
Speaker 9: and like it's a man you know that they're not
Speaker 9: having nothing like It makes me question it every day.
Speaker 2: Oh Allison, I'm so sorry you're going through this because
Speaker 2: I think you know, when you have everything else there,
Speaker 2: like all the ingredients for a happy relationship, but then
Speaker 2: you're not getting any intimacy, and like, I think it's
Speaker 2: so important to you know, not just talk about the
Speaker 2: horizontal dance of love, but like intimacy that makes you
Speaker 2: feel wanted. It's almost like the constant rejection and there's
Speaker 2: only so many times that you can be the one
Speaker 2: to initiate to then be rejected again. And I would say,
Speaker 2: I mean, you've been with your partner for so long,
Speaker 2: twenty years, it's almost as though you probably don't know
Speaker 2: what life would be like without them, although you did
Speaker 2: have that small break. But it feels like what you're
Speaker 2: telling us is that you've just slipped into the same thing,
Speaker 2: which is the reasons why you left it in the
Speaker 2: first place. And if the relationship's just going back to
Speaker 2: being exactly what you didn't want and the reason why
Speaker 2: you left it before, I think that this is proving
Speaker 2: and showing that maybe things are not changing.
Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like you've just got a flat mate.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you guys have come back your friends,
Speaker 3: You've got a familiarity and obviously you love each other,
Speaker 3: but intimacy and there is a difference. Intimacy is a
Speaker 3: foundation to a relationship, and the lack of intimacy is
Speaker 3: what leads us to the.
Speaker 6: Feeling of loneliness.
Speaker 3: That is when we feel like we're not connecting and
Speaker 3: we're not lonely. And it sounds like you've done the therapy.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you've done the right thing. So what
Speaker 3: you need to ask yourself now is is this the
Speaker 3: feeling that I do want for the next twenty years?
Speaker 3: Is this the sadness I want to feel, the pain
Speaker 3: I want to feel, and the loneliness.
Speaker 5: Let him go and drop him off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, time, It's so hard to say that after such
Speaker 2: a long time, but I think it's the I do agree.
Speaker 1: Either that, or I've been to BRIT's house and she's
Speaker 1: got a lot of honeyburdette racy.
Speaker 5: So why Allison, you can FedEx them to Alison's town.
Speaker 6: I've got She's keen, Alison.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I love it, Alison.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Surely BRIT's got some kind of discount.
Speaker 3: Code if you are gone to my Instagram swipe up
Speaker 3: see Alison's funny.
Speaker 5: She needs a man that gives it to her and
Speaker 5: can laugh at a joke. She's very funny.
Speaker 6: Give it to her and laugh at the same time.
Speaker 1: I know that would be an issue, all right, if
Speaker 1: you want to get on the show and get some
Speaker 1: great a therapy advice like that, slide into the d
Speaker 1: MS the pickup on Instagram now next, speaking of relationships, Brits,
Speaker 1: something's happened in yours.
Speaker 5: I keep getting myself.
Speaker 3: I'm in long distance relationship, and I keep getting myself
Speaker 3: in some very precarious, sticky situations.
Speaker 6: This was probably the worst.
Speaker 1: Hello long distance relationship is you'll relate to this next
Speaker 1: pick up. It's the pickup Wednesday. Welcome back to Kiss
Speaker 1: around the Country, Britt, Laura, and Mitch. You're got to
Speaker 1: head into campus warehouse get ahead of the spread this
Speaker 1: flu season. With annual flu vaccinations available now only nineteen
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Speaker 3: Long distance relationships team, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 6: I'm in one.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend band lives overseas. They are difficult and they
Speaker 3: come with their problems. But the problems we're having probably
Speaker 3: aren't what you think. I have just done the ultimate
Speaker 3: most embarrassing thing that you could do in a relationship
Speaker 3: that's not even long distance.
Speaker 6: But I've done it.
Speaker 3: The first thing you want to do right in a
Speaker 3: relationships impress the family. Well, well I think I impressed
Speaker 3: them the facetimes that's ringing.
Speaker 5: Have you not met the family, by the way, or
Speaker 5: you have I've.
Speaker 8: Met them only for a couple of minutes, literally.
Speaker 5: In December, when you were there three minutes in.
Speaker 6: Passing because we're both rushed in the impressions have been made.
Speaker 5: No, got it.
Speaker 6: The phone's ringing FaceTime. I'm about to get the shower.
Speaker 3: I am completely naked.
Speaker 6: Completely.
Speaker 5: If you're in the shower, I'm not in the shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting naked, and I'm about to get in
Speaker 3: The phone's face timing.
Speaker 6: The phone is on the sink.
Speaker 3: I swipe right to answer the FaceTime as I lean
Speaker 3: out of frame to turn the shower nozzle on. By
Speaker 3: the time I have leant back into frame, it has answered.
Speaker 6: It's connected.
Speaker 4: I've gone smack bang, Hey babe, look down the barrel.
Speaker 4: He's in the car driving with his.
Speaker 6: Mum and his sister, all on face time.
Speaker 4: How much did they see them nude?
Speaker 8: I have you should if I was stopped dropping roll personified.
Speaker 4: I dropped to the ground and I rolled out.
Speaker 6: I was like, how squealing?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Naked squealing on the ground.
Speaker 8: That's even worse.
Speaker 4: That's what I did. I squereled, drop, rolled out. I
Speaker 4: don't naked picking there was a fire and stopped my
Speaker 4: eye because then I still wanted to impress them. So
Speaker 4: my eyes went around the corner of the frame of
Speaker 4: the door, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, hi, guys, and.
Speaker 4: It was just like just my eyes.
Speaker 6: That was my impression.
Speaker 2: Did they see, like and how much did they see?
Speaker 2: Give us a don't give us a demonstration, but tell
Speaker 2: us how much they saw.
Speaker 8: The only coverage I had was some natural body hair.
Speaker 1: Oh, just just to give you, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: expect that either, or you far away? This is too
Speaker 1: much is the basin covering the crotch.
Speaker 3: I was like half a meter away, guys, I don't
Speaker 3: know how many he was probably on an iPad.
Speaker 6: Everything blown up.
Speaker 2: By thinking face and potentially tor so like you know
Speaker 2: a little bit of it, a little bit boo.
Speaker 8: Well, like I didn't have one leg cocked up, shaving
Speaker 8: the leg or something.
Speaker 4: Imagine Anyway, I nearly died.
Speaker 8: He everyone started laughing.
Speaker 3: They said, bless their souls, but they didn't see.
Speaker 2: But that's they always say nothing And babe, a bit
Speaker 2: of notice.
Speaker 3: If you're gonna call me, if you're gonna call me
Speaker 3: your whole family, surely you're gonna give a heads up, right.
Speaker 4: Especially when you know you don't answer a FaceTime. Now,
Speaker 4: it's not my boss, and it's.
Speaker 6: Got Tony from radio.
Speaker 4: It could be anywhere. He could be walking down the street.
Speaker 4: It could be in Westfield like, it could be anywhere.
Speaker 8: And the man knows I love to be nude, so
Speaker 8: you should know better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's blame him then. Stuff anyway, that's my I
Speaker 3: don't know. I'm probably never in it to the family
Speaker 3: Christmas party.
Speaker 4: They will your dad, father to be it's always one
Speaker 4: that goes too far.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 5: No, he's going to be mad.
Speaker 1: He's going to go I'm going to start driving with you, Ben,
Speaker 1: Why don't we start driving more together? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what we need some father and son. Let's do it,
Speaker 1: not drive. It's so good Will and Woody are up
Speaker 1: next to drive you home. The very last show before
Speaker 1: Woods goes into the jungle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's out of here.
Speaker 6: Let's pray for him.
Speaker 5: He's our very own, so we'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Bye bye,