WEBVTT - #48: Viagra Update

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell On, Tracy Grimshaw, welcome to a parent affair tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>We're coming to you from my bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Some things makable since than the others. Hitch Australian gymnast

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<v Speaker 1>one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety that his performance

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<v Speaker 1>on the Pommel Horse India, Marcus grow up. Bless yourself

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<v Speaker 1>for observations you didn't ask for.

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<v Speaker 3>You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Reckon, we should include Jenna's name in the opener.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>said in the simlish drap luby perfect now Mitch, Julie

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<v Speaker 1>and hello everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Mitch, morning Jenna. I've never been able to

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<v Speaker 2>say that before. We're recording in the am the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>God imagine if we were a regional Australian breck for

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<v Speaker 1>a show. This is what it would feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like morning, good money, and I'd feel much less well rested.

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<v Speaker 1>I hit a RU on the way in. I'm late.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be you coming up with all sorts of

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<v Speaker 2>excuses as to why you couldn't be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was today. I had to fill out my car

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<v Speaker 1>with petrol. And I apologize anyway. And you don't normally,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know talking podcasts, welcome to the show and radio,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't normally do opener and then opener. But I

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<v Speaker 1>just simply have to very early on in the show

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<v Speaker 1>because Jenna and I both noticed this. Mitch, you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Very well dressed today, very nice, very very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just paint a picture. Who's got an oversized baggy tea?

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<v Speaker 3>And I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a thick material to gender. It's like a thick

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<v Speaker 1>quality and it's tucked into the front of his little

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<v Speaker 1>tidy white jeans. It's a French tuck into a billabong belt. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost as if you've got a date after the recording.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is way too casual for a date. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a date after the recording. I was, I

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<v Speaker 2>was meant to, but we we aren't going ahead with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you did get dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, we canceled like a few days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm sorry to bring that up.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I thought, maybe because you're wearing thongs as well,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe walk on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Beach, walk on the beach day. It's just new clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never seen me in this.

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<v Speaker 1>You look lovely?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that mean the spin or no, nothing's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you used it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I'm told you.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you when it gets the world. Just to

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<v Speaker 2>context in your listeners. I have been given by Aggrat

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<v Speaker 2>in case I have any performance issues in the bedroom

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<v Speaker 2>because my antidepressants that I've started taking. Apparently, because.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't come broken, you can't come. It's a hard

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<v Speaker 1>thing to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>I can thank you very much that I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you've really misinterpreted this.

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<v Speaker 1>Now and I'm sorry. I should have given you four

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<v Speaker 1>skin forward and then we were doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry now, no updates to report.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, no updates report, Which is interesting, Jenna, because Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>and I were at a party together on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't even had a chance to two about this. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>we're at a party together. It was a great night.

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<v Speaker 1>Then towards the end of the night, I'm going to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I ghosted. Of course, didn't tell anyone I was leaving

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<v Speaker 1>before I might tell Mitch my closest power. I see

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<v Speaker 1>him over in the corner with a very handsome fel

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<v Speaker 1>about six foot three of a trojan horse looking man

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner of what looked to be a balcony.

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<v Speaker 1>Very cold too, So you'd only be out on the

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<v Speaker 1>balcony if there were maybe, you know, a chance of

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<v Speaker 1>procuring some sort.

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<v Speaker 3>Of absolutely fun definitely cheme astry.

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<v Speaker 4>There.

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<v Speaker 1>I see Mitch kissing this horse, my arms wrapped around

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<v Speaker 1>the waist. He was right, that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, just so, you know, really yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought potentially maybe you know, you go on out

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<v Speaker 1>of your back pocket, you popped it in and said,

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<v Speaker 1>give me three to four hours and then we can

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<v Speaker 1>do this.

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<v Speaker 2>Funnily enough, I don't carry the VIAGRAA with me just

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<v Speaker 2>in case. It's it's something that I would I would

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<v Speaker 2>only take if I was quite certain that that was

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<v Speaker 2>going to happen. Oh, it would be required. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>just carry around with me just in case. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>when I go to a friend's birthday, I don't just

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<v Speaker 2>carry the pills with me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very gay centric birthday. There were only

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<v Speaker 1>two straight women there, and I'm still not sure that

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<v Speaker 1>they were you know, austraight. I really thought.

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<v Speaker 2>You were going to do the deed, and also I

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<v Speaker 2>was it was, you know, that point of drunk where

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<v Speaker 2>you're just like, oh God, like if I lie down,

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<v Speaker 2>I will just fall asleep. Like there was no way

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<v Speaker 2>I would have like viagra or not. There's no way

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<v Speaker 2>I was you know, I was day to perform, like

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<v Speaker 2>I would pretty mounthed from memory.

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<v Speaker 1>You and I were on a Koala bed at some point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we were trying to hack into a MacBook. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a very odd night.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a party past Mitchell. I'm sorry. Nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to report. No no viagra date.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to check in next week. That's a shame.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't think anything's gonna happen in the next

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<v Speaker 2>seven days.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe you should start carrying.

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<v Speaker 3>Them around high hopes.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, We're also going to be delving into the personal life,

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<v Speaker 1>actually the personal junk of Jennet later in the show,

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<v Speaker 1>Jennet junk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, this is where we rummaged through Jenner's junk.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's filled to the brim this week.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a really Yes, it's been one of those weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's overflowing, almost gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I can almost see it from here to be honestly, No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so much in there. There's a lot coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one of my favorite segments though. It's all

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<v Speaker 2>our shit ideas. Yeah, Mitch and I go, No, that's

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<v Speaker 2>no good. We're not gonna we're not going to bring

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<v Speaker 2>that up on the show. And then Jenna just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of brings them back, fetches them out of her junk.

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<v Speaker 1>She does. And if it is your first time listening,

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<v Speaker 1>is it just me the gems as we like to

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<v Speaker 1>say something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a springboarders a little topic. Mitch doesn't know mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Mitches. We're both as shocked as you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we all ready to go? We had a good

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<v Speaker 1>week of this, the first time we're sort of seeing

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<v Speaker 1>each other, especially on a weekend. I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in Queensland.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird, isn't that? I could I could go either

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<v Speaker 2>way right now. It's because it's like eleven am. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I could either because I've got so much left

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<v Speaker 2>of the day. I could either be really accomplished and

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<v Speaker 2>get heats done, or I could crack open the beer

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<v Speaker 2>fridge at work right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a kid. I thought it was open. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they lock it at five o'clock now COVID times, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I did spot some just sid of sitting in the

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<v Speaker 2>long to anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>There are some room temperature ones too. Over there in

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge though, Oh God, take him. I have one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there was only two, Jenny, Will you have one? No,

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<v Speaker 1>one's fine it quickly, ye go get it quick, do

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<v Speaker 1>it quickly. I'll play the running music. You're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to get it. God, he looks.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks great, he really does.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think no, something's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>At this party. He was there were hands missing, so

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<v Speaker 1>they were and he had two of them so he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't an amputee. It was in somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, oh, no, something happened. I think he's keeping.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he messaged me to let me go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the messages.

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<v Speaker 4>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>He's only going to get drinks really quick quick. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>nice little apple side.

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<v Speaker 2>Be really careful with that near the buttons, won't you?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Will now every time you leave the room, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but did you go? And just I just I checked.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have to play the music every time I ask.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to start prying into yours and Hayden's gay

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<v Speaker 2>sex life. Jenna. Maybe we could come up with an idea.

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<v Speaker 2>She won't help me with an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're on your own with that one. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's going first, we say, partner, please keep it ambiguous.

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<v Speaker 1>You know first. You sure didn't always say that I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go first.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a sho.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first on my show, not yours, Jenner.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. Is it just me? A red carpet events?

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<v Speaker 1>Just exhaust?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, you're so relatable. Let me refra could never

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<v Speaker 2>accuse you of being out of touch, m Mitchell to

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<v Speaker 2>my job there exhaust And also, it's not your job,

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<v Speaker 2>miss the in and out of LA. Don't look like

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<v Speaker 2>this is a normal part of your work day.

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<v Speaker 1>Pre COVID it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going three a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me way, movie premieres bre lascensef there it was anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>What are you trying to say? Okay, let me rephrase.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Or what does black tie even mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? There you go. You've broadened it out there for

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<v Speaker 2>any formal occasion, any formal cage.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess the red carp is very interest you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think Lisa and Tristleton is going. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>am a the red carpet for the local staple and

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<v Speaker 1>Butcher was brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>So black tie is that when like, is that a

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<v Speaker 2>wedding where you're meant to be super formal?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, even more so. Yeah, black tie is like wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the funeral is not a black tie, a ball

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<v Speaker 1>and event, a formal red carpet.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not a fan. I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually enjoy getting dressed up, but the feme so

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<v Speaker 1>is so up in the air. What does black tie

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<v Speaker 1>even mean? I don't known a black tie. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have to literally be wearing a black tie?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Jenna google it, for God's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the origins of black tie.

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<v Speaker 2>I just know that. I just every time I think

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<v Speaker 2>of a formal event, I just go, oh God, I

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<v Speaker 2>just know that I'm going to spend all night feeling uncomfortable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because they're just not like maybe I should start getting

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor made shit for this curvaceous pot because they just there,

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<v Speaker 2>it's always tight and like it's always I've always got

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<v Speaker 2>blisters on my fucking feet from shoes and stuff. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just never a good time when I'm informal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, I enjoy it because everything sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like sucked inwards, like it's everything is really tightened

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<v Speaker 1>in because I'm quite loocy.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I like it. I like feeling cinched because it

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<v Speaker 1>keeps everything in place.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Black tie is a semi formal Western dressed code for

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<v Speaker 3>evening events, imriginating in British and American conventions for a

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<v Speaker 3>tie in the nineteenth century. I can confirm that in

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<v Speaker 3>British English, the dress code is often referred to by

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<v Speaker 3>its principal element for men, the dinner suit or dinner jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, so fancy fancy stuff for a nineteen Yes. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason I asked, I've got an event. I booked

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<v Speaker 1>a gig, thank you very much. It's for it's for

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<v Speaker 1>a like a award ceremony. Yeah, I'm hosting a televis

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<v Speaker 1>a three hour live program before and I need a

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<v Speaker 1>suit and I'm looking to get one.

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<v Speaker 2>What's this for?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a reason you're being vague and saying an

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<v Speaker 2>award ceremonial? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I actually allowed to announce it? I'm actually I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually not there, not letting me say. I could probably

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<v Speaker 1>say it's probably all right, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 2>One, it would have been better if you brought it

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<v Speaker 2>up when you could say it and there was no

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<v Speaker 2>embargo over all. Right, you're hosting the logis or some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and my cow host Burt Newton. No, I'm hosting

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<v Speaker 1>the Aris, which is like the Australian Grammys to a

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<v Speaker 1>event this year. Yeah, because it's COVID, so the the

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<v Speaker 1>whole event is tell is broadcast. What do you say,

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<v Speaker 1>streamed being cast? I don't know, on Channel nine and

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube so you guys can watch it. We'll put

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<v Speaker 1>a link on if you want to watch and see

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<v Speaker 1>me in.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got to look your sharpest.

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<v Speaker 1>I got all my best and this is a big,

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<v Speaker 1>a big gig.

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<v Speaker 2>So black tie allows for quirkiness because you usually wear

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<v Speaker 2>like a bright colored suit of green or a red

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<v Speaker 2>checked suit.

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<v Speaker 1>Or wore red check. It was like a terry toweling material. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a teeto, like a Maxwell Williams.

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<v Speaker 2>T towel, like a picnic blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like it really was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yes, black tie is the thing. Just get anything

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<v Speaker 1>black tie, and I've got no idea what to get.

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<v Speaker 1>They even sent me an email and they were like, hi, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>Shwrowski is the official sponsor of the event. Please have

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<v Speaker 1>a look through the look book provided and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd like any items. Badgers and brooches and necklaces galore.

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<v Speaker 2>Crystals. I don't know what a man would do with those, because,

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<v Speaker 2>like for a lady, it's easy bang on some earrings

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<v Speaker 2>or a ring or something. But what are you going

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<v Speaker 2>to put your fucking crystal?

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<v Speaker 1>I know I have a female co host and she's like, lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the emerald three inch gown neck I'll give it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll choose it. I know what looks good on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Let us choose it.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time you've ignored my fashioned advice, you've ended up

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<v Speaker 2>looking shocking. So I feel like I need to take

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie chiefs.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's all very feminine. Oh what are we gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, please, there's surely there's a necklace. Get a

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<v Speaker 1>necklace or a very feminine They are very feminine, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that there's anything wrong with dressing FM, But you

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<v Speaker 2>don't typically dress fem No. What about this little rose

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<v Speaker 2>gold hairpin?

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<v Speaker 3>I like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Put that in your quiff, in the center.

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<v Speaker 1>Of my quiff. But I'm gonna have to ask the

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<v Speaker 1>team for this, the production team. Now go, are you

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<v Speaker 1>sure you want the rose gold hairpin?

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<v Speaker 2>And you say, I don't want to have to say

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<v Speaker 2>it again, I want the rose gold hairpin. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to get you something really absurd, just that

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<v Speaker 2>we know you're wearing, but no one else does, like

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of like you know how people what are

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<v Speaker 2>those things that brides put on the inside of their

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<v Speaker 2>leg and they take something like that where it's hidden,

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<v Speaker 2>and then just you post in our Facebook group the

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<v Speaker 2>injurant idiots. Look, guys, here's proof that I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>It my garter on my thigh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Maybe the rose gold hair clip is the way

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<v Speaker 2>to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And where do I put it in my suit jacket

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<v Speaker 1>or something?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Is it compulsory that you wear some

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<v Speaker 2>of this shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it's sponsored by did you anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for thanks for helping me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't envy you. I'm really glad that I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't had any formal where this year. Twenty twenties kind

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<v Speaker 2>of wiped that out. I usually have to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the logis for work and I just hate it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not because of the event, just because I have to

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<v Speaker 2>dress nicely and everyone around me is looking really good,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm with this bloody shirt from y D but

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<v Speaker 2>barely fits.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh god, yeah, I used to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Connor and now I don't fit Connor. Who is Connor? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>That's ridiculous. All right, you're ready for your origin?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, look at guy? Is it just me? Have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever fallen for an online scam?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Let me think, because I probably feel like that's

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<v Speaker 1>in my.

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<v Speaker 2>It does sound, it does sound very within your character

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<v Speaker 2>to fall for an online scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, although I'm very thorough in my research for things,

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<v Speaker 1>research and watch YouTube videos. Way have you followed for one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And the most recent one is quite embarrassing because it

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<v Speaker 2>came up on a TikTok ad, which you would assume

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<v Speaker 2>would be safe. But I was just browsing TikTok albeit

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit drunk, so my brain wasn't fully switched on,

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<v Speaker 2>and I saw this ad for gobbles, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>type of stress ball. You know, I love my stress ball.

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<v Speaker 2>I hit the pharaograph no need, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get me a gobble. They look fun,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I ordered it. It just came up on

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok punched in my details, and then a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>months later, this is like last week. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>where did the Bloody double get to? And so I

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<v Speaker 2>looked up the email confirmation. I clicked through the website

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<v Speaker 2>where it says track your order, and this website doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I googled gobbles and they product also doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and I was like, what the hell's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Gobbles don't exist. A website I got it from doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you go to that u URL and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like no by this domain, like it literally doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>They just gobbled up your money.

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<v Speaker 2>And I felt like such a fool because I've been

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<v Speaker 2>so vigilant since the last time I was scammed. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>that bloody Lady Gaga incident.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you were in America, you scalped or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was in Vegas. I already had tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>her Vegas show, and then my friend ended up being

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<v Speaker 2>in town by coincidence. I was like, come to the

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<v Speaker 2>show with me. I'll find a ticket. When on Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>marketplace fell for the first scam, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, fool me. Once shame on you, But for

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<v Speaker 2>me twice, shame on me. I've got scammed again a

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<v Speaker 2>second ticket. This person fooled me because when I messaged them,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, are you still selling your Gaga ticket?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, yeah, man, my girlfriend can't go tonight. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. You work for Kyle and Jackieyo. I used

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<v Speaker 2>to live in Saint Mary's, which is a suburban Sydney. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I love them. I listened every day I missed listening

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah, and I was like, oh, okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>they're not some bot, you know, some scam that's.

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<v Speaker 1>An elaborate bot. Though exactly the.

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<v Speaker 2>First scam, I had no profile P picture, so I

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<v Speaker 2>really should go that. That's on me. But this second one,

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<v Speaker 2>they fooled me hook line and sinker, and I felt

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<v Speaker 2>for it and I was like, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>only going to go through legit things now. But now

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<v Speaker 2>here we are with the gobbles.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you do it? Sorry? Did you transfer them

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<v Speaker 1>money on PayPal? And then they were going to email

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<v Speaker 1>you the tickets?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they were going to give me the digital tickets

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<v Speaker 2>and I transferred them on PayPal. Now here's your first clue.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, if someone asks you to make it

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<v Speaker 2>a family and friends payment instead of a goods and

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<v Speaker 2>services payment, that makes it harder to reverse the payment.

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<v Speaker 1>So they don't pay tax on that, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, actually, I just think you if it's

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<v Speaker 2>a goods and services payment, it's easier for you to

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<v Speaker 2>cancel it on PayPal, all right, But if it's family

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<v Speaker 2>and friends, it just kind of goes through. Fortunately I

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<v Speaker 2>did get my mummy to ring the bank and I

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<v Speaker 2>got all my money back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking over a thousand dollars worth of When this happened,

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<v Speaker 1>this was tragic, it was distraught.

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<v Speaker 2>I ended up getting a ticket to the show. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, like an hour before the show, the actual

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<v Speaker 2>theater put out tweet being like last minute tickets. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, fucking, I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to see correct the licensing numbers to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>I've been scammed before.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'd known they were going to be releasing last

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<v Speaker 2>minute tickets, I wouldn't have been scammed twice all day?

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<v Speaker 1>Like is it ticket tech or ticket took Now I

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<v Speaker 1>have quickly googled globbles exist right? No gobbles, Oh gobbles,

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<v Speaker 1>not globbles.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not global.

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<v Speaker 1>But see Crayola we all love Crayola. The crayons have

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<v Speaker 1>globbles stress balls, so maybe these gobbles have tried to

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<v Speaker 1>rip off Crayola. They must, and they've used their photos

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and they look so fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I really wanted to play with the bloody gobble.

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<v Speaker 1>They stick on the wall. These people are throwing them

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<v Speaker 1>on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I know. That's why I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 2>one added to my collection.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, actually I have enough. Speaking of have.

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<v Speaker 2>You seen this collection?

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot there.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch and I sit like two meters apart at work

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<v Speaker 1>and they will be typing away trying to schedule my

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<v Speaker 1>music for my show at night, and all I hear

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<v Speaker 1>is like, what is that? Something's pumping up an air

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<v Speaker 1>mattress and it's Mitch squeezing the life some squishy unicorn.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fantasy Cata corn squishy. Thank you very much?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell? I don't think people know this about you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have an addiction to what plushies and squish

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<v Speaker 1>spoken about.

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<v Speaker 2>I am a big fan of threats balls, but fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>it's intensified. I've started collecting little characters instead of just

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<v Speaker 2>a colored ball that you use for medical purposes, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got faces and ship I found them here.

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<v Speaker 4>In my desk.

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<v Speaker 2>Cold on, go get them.

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<v Speaker 1>Fish squishy sorry, squishes it fishies every time someone opens

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<v Speaker 1>the door. Guys, I've connected a censor so when the

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<v Speaker 1>door opens and close, it starts this music. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just automatic squishes squishy.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor idiot getting full. Don't buy anything off back. I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually got.

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<v Speaker 2>I got this at a market in Woggle, Woggle, of

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<v Speaker 2>all places.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what are they? What can I have?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I not have one?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got honest one, I've only unwrapped a couple. Look

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<v Speaker 2>I've got can I have for all these ones in

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<v Speaker 2>the box in the bag? These are or my my

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<v Speaker 2>squishy still in the rappids, I've got ten, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>look at them all. I'm gonna sound insane right now,

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<v Speaker 2>but the squishy community is very alive. Like there are

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<v Speaker 2>so many different variants of squishies you can get. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>love them. There's like burger squishies, French fried squishes. There's

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<v Speaker 2>so many different ones. But I've got these fantasy ones

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<v Speaker 2>like a little dolphin.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh don't they you?

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<v Speaker 3>This one's a bit like sweet fairy flops.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's swap j down and take the what's it called again? Buonacorn?

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<v Speaker 2>That one's the unicorn. She's got the fantasy catacorn.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, the fantasy catacorn. What's happened to its eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a rough week.

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<v Speaker 1>You've stress squeezed its eyes off?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're not very expensive looking around there? Like the

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<v Speaker 2>pet comes off?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the paint does.

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<v Speaker 3>The unicorn still has its horn.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very close from going to a catacorn to

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<v Speaker 1>just a cat. It's horners hanging on.

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<v Speaker 2>By a thread.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not the catacuort.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say, Mitch, no wonder you need a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking tender sponsorship to get you bloody someone When you

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<v Speaker 1>walk into your house you think it's a bloody toy.

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<v Speaker 2>Mart Oh yeah, no, I keep them. I keep them

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<v Speaker 2>at work a squishy museum. Yeah, literally, I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so great.

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<v Speaker 1>You're probably on some watch list somewhere the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>kid's toys you're buying online.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll unwrap one so that you can.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can unboxing. I think is the efficient time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, which one do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>Read the names out? Read the names out of their name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're names, but they're like this is

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<v Speaker 2>the that's a cloud, that's another unicorn over that, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a that's a rainbow, that one's a shooting star, and

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<v Speaker 2>this one's a whale.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think the whale is appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, you're not keeping it time. Wow, it says collect

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<v Speaker 2>them all, and I thought, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very true. Hold, I'm going to just set the

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<v Speaker 1>scene as if we're at the Easter Show. Here we

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<v Speaker 1>go through. At the Easter Show, kids are always coughing,

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<v Speaker 1>have a dag wood, dumb shut up tim a fantasy squishy, perfumed,

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<v Speaker 1>anti stressed figure. Slow rise, Squeeze me. So you said

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<v Speaker 1>to that guy at the party on the wikend, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>just squeeze me. We'll see what happens on the center

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<v Speaker 1>is extra strong shout of the packet. The crowd died off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's because the Easy Show is canceled. Oh smell that

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<v Speaker 1>Janner that smells of it's a mix between strawberry and

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<v Speaker 1>patrol him. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's kind of like if you're you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're one of those people that kind of shakes your

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<v Speaker 2>leg because you're like add or anxious or whatever, or

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you bite your nails or you just have trouble

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<v Speaker 2>sitting sealed. It's one of those things where it's just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of it's it's they're on par with a fidget spinner, right,

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<v Speaker 2>is it something to kind of keep you simulated and whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>And for me it's two birds of one stone and

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<v Speaker 2>improves the hand strength after the injury.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're talking things that keep you stimulated, it's stress

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<v Speaker 1>balls and viagra.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well haven't I can digress? I wouldn't it. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I need to keep fucking reminding you of this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny though, if you look up squishes and

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<v Speaker 2>stress balls and stuff online, they're always the most random

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<v Speaker 2>combination of things. It's like the cat burger squishy, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a burger but the buns are a cat's head.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it's like the panda cake squishy, and it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a cake mad out of a panda. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>how do they come up with these random combinations of objects?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog pizza squishy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Literally, shit like that, Like someone cooked? What's coming

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<v Speaker 2>up with this stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's let's combine a dog and a pizza and

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<v Speaker 2>make it a piece of foam that people can squish.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, every wrong? Those babies, right, and we love Heroin.

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<v Speaker 1>You baby Heroin squishy, wok it up, We'll three D

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<v Speaker 1>print it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll find some of them.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, so what do we gonna do? What's

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<v Speaker 1>the what's the plan from here? I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>squishy iGEM merch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know. That's actually a good idea we

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<v Speaker 2>could do. We've been looking into getting merged. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>fun one.

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<v Speaker 1>So we could do. You know, you've got the catacorn.

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<v Speaker 1>You could do the what is Jenna love the Jenna knife.

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<v Speaker 3>I want a gena knife, like.

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<v Speaker 1>A kitchen blade with your thighs and your mouth on it,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a ponytail. Then Mitcharld obviously be the Mitch pill.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a giant Viagra pill, and that'd be easy to

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<v Speaker 1>make because it's an easy little pill shake. Then what

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<v Speaker 1>would I be? Mitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? What do we get? Like a yellow a yellow

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<v Speaker 2>stress ball and it's got a little lunch box on

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<v Speaker 2>it and it says psychiatric recess.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so that is good.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been having a browse of the other combinations

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<v Speaker 2>of things. They're so fucking weird. Read some who comes

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<v Speaker 2>up with these. There's a cactus bear, squishy it's a bear,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's text is a cactus. There's a fish macaron

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<v Speaker 2>squishy macaron macaroon, monkey cupcakes squishy Like, who thinks of

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<v Speaker 2>this ship?

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus genius?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for thanks for show, and tell Mitchell it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a free number three on the Israel Australian podcast Charts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that with Tony Lodge there. We had her on

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<v Speaker 2>last week as a guest host and she's actually inspired you, Mitchell, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to start giving shit away to our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Right well, I, you know, giveaways are in my blood.

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<v Speaker 1>I do it every night, week nights from nine on

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<v Speaker 1>the Kiss Network. So I thought, well, bring it to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, bring it to the cloud. Tony gives on

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<v Speaker 1>one trick Tony her podcast, she gives away is it

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<v Speaker 1>a mini mass bar?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes to everyone that leaves the review, and they once

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<v Speaker 2>read it out on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So we thought, let's do the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're doing it anyway, and people leave reviews without

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<v Speaker 2>being bribed. Imagine how many more we're going to get

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<v Speaker 2>now that we start bribing people.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had a look at the level of reviews

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<v Speaker 1>we've had since bribing people? No, adnamt I forgot how

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<v Speaker 1>incentive driven to Humans were all of a sudden. People

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<v Speaker 1>love this podcast, have loved it since day dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, how are we going to choose the ones

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<v Speaker 2>to read out?

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<v Speaker 1>I've already picked them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I feel bad. I'm gonna have to look

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<v Speaker 2>at all the others two because I appreciate them all

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<v Speaker 2>we do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, This actually keeps us going. This gets

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<v Speaker 1>us up on the charts. It keeps us inspired. We're

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<v Speaker 1>getting it. There's an extra one star, which I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>happy about. Now what is the prize? He image?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say you're going to do? You were

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<v Speaker 2>going to send them because I want nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm involved. Mitchell wants me to take a leading

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<v Speaker 1>part in doing this, and I will. We're giving them

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<v Speaker 1>away one of ten Ijer mugs. Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's ten, but whatever, However, many left,

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<v Speaker 2>so we just keep got mugs to send out. And

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<v Speaker 2>then after that, after we've gone out of those, well

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<v Speaker 2>as we've got red rooster vouchers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so you'll be getting something. This is an interesting

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<v Speaker 1>review by uh let me get this right, Gerard Meme.

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<v Speaker 1>Girard Meme says, I'm an aspiring educator. That's the title,

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast is a fantastic tool to use in the classroom.

0:24:36.040 --> 0:24:38.960
<v Speaker 1>The team provides insights into issues that are dividing society

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<v Speaker 1>and draw around educated conclusions to provide further insights into

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<v Speaker 1>the topic. The back and forth between conversation brings a

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<v Speaker 1>natural element to the show, resulting in a podcast of

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<v Speaker 1>the highest standard. Fellow educators, I suggest you do not

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<v Speaker 1>engage in sorry tunnel when calling professionals, as your employer

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<v Speaker 1>may refer to this act as unprofessional. However, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>that it's a great way to form positive relationships with parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep up the fantastic work. Looking for to next week's

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<v Speaker 1>surprising igems? How nice is that? All right? There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the mug. Congratulations, the first ever mug. That's exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Should you have the one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How does this shit work? They just gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>message you and say, yeah, that was me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So if that's you listening, now dm the couple

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch's page, or you can DM me or Mitch will

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<v Speaker 1>find you.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe from now on. Just when you guys, leave a

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<v Speaker 2>review if you're hoping that it'll get read out, and

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<v Speaker 2>just sign off with your Instagram handle at the end, or.

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<v Speaker 1>Just DM me and I will sort out to not

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<v Speaker 1>DM Mitchell. He wants no part in this. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what other simple man, I need to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>write the Buddy Manifesto of Early Europe to get read out.

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<v Speaker 1>Diana with two ends says, can I have a mug? Please? Diana?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she forget that?

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<v Speaker 1>Just get a bug please?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not how it works. You have to say something nice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just gonna spam our review.

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<v Speaker 1>Five stars, five stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, yeah, but I feel like you guys don't get

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<v Speaker 2>the purpose of a review. It's for outside visitors who

0:25:55.000 --> 0:25:57.480
<v Speaker 2>were browsing the podcast app. They look and see whether

0:25:57.480 --> 0:25:59.399
<v Speaker 2>it's worth listening to. If they see that, that's no

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:03.520
<v Speaker 2>incentive them to listen. Really, Yes, take her fucking mug back. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you've done it now you have to give it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Her, Diane, she's got it again. One more mug left, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a lot. I'm gonna go here. Natina Mum.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Natina Mum. It's very nice. I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if she's got kids. Absolutely love these guys. Always gives

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<v Speaker 1>me a good laugh when I'm needing it. If my

0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:24.200
<v Speaker 1>son comes home with friends like these boys, I will

0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 1>be a happy mum. They are so lovely even when

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<v Speaker 1>they're being inappropriate. Look forward to many years of last

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<v Speaker 1>from them. Only downside is they only do one episode

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<v Speaker 1>a week. Love Yours, Natina.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm a Girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people love to talk about you, but I can't

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<v Speaker 1>because we're done. We've given out three months well done

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<v Speaker 1>to today's mug nights. Leave a review now five stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Write whatever you like to get a shout out on

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<v Speaker 1>the cloud and the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you all this comparing ourselves to Tony's

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<v Speaker 2>podcast that we've done. I think it might have made

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna a bit guilty, because you know how we kept

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<v Speaker 2>pointing out how youthful Tony's producer Mason is.

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<v Speaker 1>He was paired to her. We've got a calendar invite

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<v Speaker 1>for the for the podcast we did.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very organized and it's very helpful to her. Unlike Jenna,

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<v Speaker 2>but oh my god, she must have been inspired, because

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't believe I was flawed. She came to me

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<v Speaker 2>with an idea. Yes, forty eight episodes later and this

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<v Speaker 2>is the first thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna brought an idea and.

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<v Speaker 3>I printed things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't know about this, So this is this

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<v Speaker 2>can be something else that we add to the prize coverin.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, oh wow, it's pretty good. So I've printed them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to explain it first.

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<v Speaker 1>So you approached Mitch with this idea this week?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then I designed some prototypes as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Hell have you been thinking about this idea for

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<v Speaker 1>not that long? Okay, you're weak. So it came to

0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>you and you thought, I'm taking this straight to one

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<v Speaker 1>of the mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, yes, it's a merch idea, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're in the middle of making our merch for

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<v Speaker 1>our show, which.

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:55.960
<v Speaker 2>Is coming, so we'll get there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is the is it just Me Rash shirt?

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the first.

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<v Speaker 2>One, so Jenna's made mock ups and then is it

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<v Speaker 2>just Me Rash vests? Yes, a swimming top.

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<v Speaker 3>I've designed seven different t do you have the time?

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<v Speaker 3>The first one is simple? Second design is Joseph and

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<v Speaker 3>Mary looking over Is it just me as Jesus?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay this model?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you're covering baby Jesus's head with the podcast logo.

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<v Speaker 1>That's blasphemy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, move on, next one. Well, so far, this is

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>Next one is the Titanic crashing into an iceberg, which

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 3>is is it just me logo?

0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:46.760
<v Speaker 1>So our logo is the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize how fast she'd gone after a green lip.

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I have not seen any of these.

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Why did you give it the A? Okay, you shouldn't

0:28:53.720 --> 0:28:54.160
<v Speaker 1>have gotten this.

0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 3>We're going to get this done.

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:57.600
<v Speaker 1>This is like a shark tank. When there's a ship idea,

0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>they nip it straight in the butt.

0:28:58.720 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 3>This is a great idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't invest it's been forty eight episodes. She's never pitched anything.

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Far be it for me to shut down the first idea.

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 3>The cancer counsel wants to invest in this, Then you

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:11.040
<v Speaker 3>know we're open listening.

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:11.760
<v Speaker 2>They are.

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Titanic takes up a lot of the rash real estate,

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>doesn't it. It's a big artwork, all right.

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Next one is inspiration from a big fan of ours,

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Helen Keller's favorite podcast and Helen Keller as in a

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 3>past life, I was Helen Keller. Now we're getting into

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 3>to the individual ones.

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, oh no, not yet.

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 3>First of all, my best friends. Oh that one's just

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 3>a nice one.

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>To add so that to me, you and Mitchell together

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:43.760
<v Speaker 1>a nice one because I thought, you.

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:45.520
<v Speaker 3>Know, it's a bit dark at the moment, so just

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 3>a nice good time.

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Graphic design is going to need some work.

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Who do you think is the demographic for this?

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 3>Our fans?

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, I'm keeping an open mind.

0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Next one for fans of mixed.

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Churi, many of them Mitch Nation, Yeah, yeah.

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 3>They love this.

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's Mitch Cherry.

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 2>That looks more like al from Toy Story two to

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 2>me actually from to.

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Give me that diculous already said no to that one.

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me that one? And sorry, Jenna, that's sixty cents

0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:22.960
<v Speaker 2>to pread.

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I'd almost rather print the Titanic on a rash shirt cost.

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Sixty cents to print. Did you go to the library?

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:30.440
<v Speaker 2>How did you drop off of office works on the way here?

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 3>No, I went to the library.

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Do they still exist?

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:35.280
<v Speaker 5>Yes?

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 3>It was open for an hour because you have a

0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 3>membership card. Yeah, yeah, I got one especially for this.

0:30:41.120 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 3>Next one for fans of Mitchell.

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Kub's plenty of them.

0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 3>Straight out of bo good Gate.

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Jenna, Now you're just taking the pics.

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 3>That's a good I want this one.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 2>That's my that's good, Mitchell ko l seven. That's nothing

0:30:58.400 --> 0:30:58.680
<v Speaker 2>like that.

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:00.640
<v Speaker 1>That's the exact part. I tried to enter the brief

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:01.840
<v Speaker 1>doing advocate.

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:04.200
<v Speaker 3>A beautiful one.

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Very well, I suggest, Oh god, I done, where's mine?

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I found? You know what? I was thinking that?

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Yep, yeah, this is me. What have you got standing

0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:19.600
<v Speaker 3>at the stake in fourteen twenty?

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:23.360
<v Speaker 1>That's a real that's the Salem Witch Trials, isn't it.

0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 2>I think that that should be our hero piece. Fuck

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 2>the other six. We're just selling that rash first.

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 3>I think it's a beautiful rash.

0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I can see that that.

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Is my favorite personally, but I like all of them equally.

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I think you should put them all in our Facebook

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 2>group and people can vote which which Jenna rashfs they

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 2>would like to buy you Jesus, all right, I do?

0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I do rate that one did one thing. We're gonna

0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 2>have to wait another forty eight episodes for her next idea,

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 2>but hey, we'll get there.

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 3>Jenna. Oh I've got something else to add.

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you save it for another week? No?

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I'm really excited about this.

0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Please. What's got to her?

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:55.880
<v Speaker 6>She?

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Really? We should we should compare her to competent produces

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:00.720
<v Speaker 2>more and we're sure.

0:32:01.000 --> 0:32:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you know we always like sweepers for the podcast.

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Sure, sleepers are those the sound effects that playing between

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:08.400
<v Speaker 1>the seconds?

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so I got a celebrity to do one for hours.

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:11.720
<v Speaker 3>I went out of my way.

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about you have zero contact with anything

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 1>you've done?

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 2>You've done nothing this whole podcast, and now you've done

0:32:18.160 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 2>all this ship what is going on?

0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm just opening my voice memos. I did get

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 3>a celebrity.

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:24.880
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of not It would have been better if

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 2>you sent.

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 3>No, no, this is fine. This is fine because yeah

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:31.640
<v Speaker 3>it's fine. Yeah, so I.

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Hold it up to the microphone, you know obviously.

0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go. Do you want to do a

0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 3>sweet fun for my podcast?

0:32:43.680 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 7>Don't a guy?

0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Of course?

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 3>What about let's do something good where it's just me?

0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 6>You're listening to.

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:32:57.960 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 4>Jenner?

0:32:58.800 --> 0:33:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Is it really podcast? Just? Is it just me? High

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 1>podcast pals?

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 6>You can say that, hell it podcast pals, it's Joins Jersey.

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:12.040
<v Speaker 6>You know me, it's like Prince just Jersey. You're listening

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 6>to Jenna Benson on just Me. It's just me, not

0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 6>me Jenna Benson the podcast.

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so yeah, feel free to use that. I'm sorry

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:27.880
<v Speaker 3>about the background noise. It was Jonesy's fish pond. So yes,

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.720
<v Speaker 3>he's Jonesy, you know joins and Amanda.

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Amanda Keller, Oh, I love her. That would have

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:38.200
<v Speaker 1>been a great she works with person with a dick

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>that she's on with j I know them both.

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to ship can your first producing efforts,

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 2>but you probably could have. It wouldn't have killed you

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>to get a take to where he gets the name

0:33:50.520 --> 0:33:51.680
<v Speaker 2>right and the hope right.

0:33:51.760 --> 0:33:54.200
<v Speaker 3>You know, you know it was a busy day. You

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 3>know it's hard.

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 1>You're too nervous. Just tell the celebrity to rework. I'm

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:01.440
<v Speaker 1>not going to know. I think that's she's brought some

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:05.000
<v Speaker 1>stuff to the table, albeit fantastic or a draft.

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 2>An idea is an idea. Not all ideas are good.

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 2>In fact, I do believe Jenna that you're going to

0:34:09.920 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 2>have to make room and you're junk for that sweet

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:14.560
<v Speaker 2>But we're not using that. We can't use it, put it.

0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 2>We're putting it in Jenna's junk.

0:34:15.680 --> 0:34:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Aren't we way to do it?

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Can we you know?

0:34:18.880 --> 0:34:21.399
<v Speaker 1>Use going into Jenni's jack always drie your hands Jenna.

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:25.920
<v Speaker 1>We're about to dive. Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk,

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 1>shall we.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Jenna's junk is where we look back at all our

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:32.439
<v Speaker 2>rubbish segment ideas, which and I we think of things

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 2>to talk about, and when we think, nah, that's no good,

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:36.919
<v Speaker 2>that's not going to go anywhere, that that's a bit boring,

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:39.279
<v Speaker 2>we throw it in Jenna's junk and then she has

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 2>a little fiddle with her own junk. And this is

0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 2>where the magic happened.

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 1>They build up too, because I think of quite a

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:47.759
<v Speaker 1>few a week and I go, Jenna, will this work?

0:34:47.760 --> 0:34:49.799
<v Speaker 1>And we sort of work it out that it doesn't straighten.

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:51.960
<v Speaker 3>The junk yaas I've done this.

0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:53.040
<v Speaker 2>It's one of my favorite segments.

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Actually, people do love Jeni's junk. It's full, right, You've

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>got a lot going on, it's always full, all right,

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Dive in Jenna with the first one when you're ready, Yeah,

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:02.120
<v Speaker 1>first change.

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, this is tragic. Is it just me? Or

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 3>do you think Chappelle Corby is innocent?

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:12.239
<v Speaker 1>That's me hit me out.

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 2>That's a big one.

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Playing Devil's Advocate. I feel like.

0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 2>It's quite a meaty topic. That's not like that's boring.

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:19.759
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't go anywhere, and that's why it was cut

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:21.760
<v Speaker 1>because we're not really a current affairs podcast.

0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 2>No, we've got no place commenting on that.

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:28.040
<v Speaker 1>With Mark Fennell whatever his name isn't some sort of

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking route. I just think you're really that dumb to

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 1>fill a boogie board full of marijuana.

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:36.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't think she did the feeling. I think she

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:38.640
<v Speaker 2>someone else did, and then she was paid to trying

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 2>to smuggle it.

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, conspiracy theory.

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:43.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure that's not a conspiracy. That's what happened her.

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 3>No, like someone she knows, she was a family.

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 1>She was a mule.

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh, she didn't come up with the idea herself,

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 2>because then I was gonna say, I'm going to put

0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 2>all my dad. It was someone else's. She was just

0:35:57.320 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 2>trying to smuggle it.

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I've seen where your dex sand fetter meines a cat.

0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:03.359
<v Speaker 2>I've always wondered why I've never been pulled up at

0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 2>like customs for having all those drugs on me because

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>prescript description. Though, No, if I proved that if you travel,

0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 2>I've never done that. Thank god, I have been pulled up.

0:36:13.200 --> 0:36:15.360
<v Speaker 1>People normally have a pill box right with their medication.

0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:18.680
<v Speaker 3>I got pulled up. Did you wear with all my antidepressants?

0:36:19.120 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Where were you?

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:25.800
<v Speaker 3>I was at the international airport going to LA the

0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 3>many times, pulled up and they took all my medication

0:36:30.520 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 3>out of my bag and said what's this? And I said,

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:36.799
<v Speaker 3>obviously my medication, Like where's the prescription? I didn't bring

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 3>my prescription. I'm going to the pharmacy. And yeah, they

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 3>had to look it.

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 2>All up a lot of these medications they keep the

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 2>prescription at the chemist anyways, So I don't know how

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:46.600
<v Speaker 2>you would.

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:49.399
<v Speaker 3>Take it exactly, but you know it has my name

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 3>on it, so I don't say that.

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:52.759
<v Speaker 2>But why are we not doing updates to check in

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:54.880
<v Speaker 2>on how tawee generate is? Like? Why am I the

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.839
<v Speaker 2>one doing all this antidepressant opening up.

0:36:57.840 --> 0:36:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Because her vagina works just fine?

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's all about the libido as well.

0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh I lost that fifty years.

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:09.120
<v Speaker 1>That's the update a civil rights movement, All right, Janni's

0:37:09.320 --> 0:37:10.480
<v Speaker 1>diving there we go.

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, oh, this one's crap. Are you is it just me?

0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 3>Or are you always thinking about the quality of your stool?

0:37:21.600 --> 0:37:22.440
<v Speaker 4>That was me?

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 2>That was me?

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Was it like a like a bar stool or a shit.

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:27.799
<v Speaker 2>No, a shit, And I chose not to go ahead

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 2>with it because I'm like, that's very FM radio, isn't

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 2>it to talk about excrement? Not into it. But I

0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 2>just get a sense of pride when I'm like, oh,

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:37.879
<v Speaker 2>look at how much fiber you've had in your night

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.960
<v Speaker 2>to day. It was no you know mess.

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:43.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'll be honestly opening up. You know, you

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:46.720
<v Speaker 1>talk about your vagina, you talk about your broken penis.

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I think I think I'm very I don't think I've

0:37:49.840 --> 0:37:51.320
<v Speaker 1>had a hard stool in twenty years.

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:54.479
<v Speaker 2>It would have something to do with your appalling diet,

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel, because if I have a pig out like

0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 2>a cheap day, and I eat all this rubbish or

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:00.959
<v Speaker 2>this sugar whatever, that's when the next that the deep

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:04.399
<v Speaker 2>shame comes back to me more than ever when I go, oh,

0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 2>that ship's no good. I'm always thinking. I'm always forward

0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:08.920
<v Speaker 2>planning what the stool is going to be.

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, so you're thinking about the stool before the

0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:12.400
<v Speaker 1>stools even are stool.

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm like sometimes if i know I've eaten, well,

0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I can't wait, it's shit, it's going to

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 2>be so good.

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh I know what you mean.

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, and I get like, I get smug about it.

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:25.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that was such a healthy dad.

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Really, Now you know when that you have to do

0:38:27.440 --> 0:38:29.200
<v Speaker 1>what and you don't there's only really like one wipe

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 1>that needs to be done. It's sort of just's keeping. No,

0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I know you don't really have to, but you just

0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:37.080
<v Speaker 1>do it as a pleasantry. But sometimes there's just it

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 1>just comes straight out like you're on a water side

0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 1>at went like.

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:42.240
<v Speaker 2>A kid coming and then less wet.

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's wet. Yeah, yeah, I have had those, But God,

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 1>the year that the days have since passed since I've

0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 1>had a solid STRD.

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:52.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you it's it's good. It's a good sense

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 2>of pride you get.

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I love to just go to the toil. Isn't it

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:55.600
<v Speaker 1>a nice feeling?

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.959
<v Speaker 2>None of your I'm not going to go in, Sorry,

0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:01.080
<v Speaker 2>all right, just go back.

0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:02.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm moving on good time.

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:06.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh God, is it just me? Or have you never

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.479
<v Speaker 3>actually minded the gap when getting off a train?

0:39:09.960 --> 0:39:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll climb that. Everyone always talks about it.

0:39:13.160 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever tripped?

0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:16.360
<v Speaker 1>No, I've never tripped. I don't need to trip, not

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 1>a geriatric.

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh but I feel like it's it's it's in your nature.

0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:22.640
<v Speaker 2>To like be a bit clumsy to trip at the gap.

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I probably have, but don't fallen beneath the tracks.

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:28.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm always paranoid that I'm going to drop my phone

0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 2>or some shit down.

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:30.279
<v Speaker 1>There, Yeah, down that crack.

0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:33.680
<v Speaker 2>So I'm I always mind the gap. Really, Yeah, no.

0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:35.279
<v Speaker 1>I never mind the gap. I can give a shit

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 1>about the gap. The gap minds me. I wouldn't fit

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:40.320
<v Speaker 1>down that gap even if I tried.

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:45.319
<v Speaker 2>I'd even worried about falling down there, about my item.

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 1>My big toe wouldn't even fit in that.

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:50.840
<v Speaker 2>But the GAP's not always the same site. Sometimes the

0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:53.360
<v Speaker 2>train is like really high up and it's like quite

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:56.040
<v Speaker 2>a like, yes, it's quite a big gap and it

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:58.360
<v Speaker 2>can step down. Like you got to mind the gap, babe,

0:39:58.960 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 2>you got to mind the gap. There's no gap consistency.

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Hayden and I were in Chicago, because I'm in and

0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:08.520
<v Speaker 2>out of Chicago. I the gap in Chicago is like

0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 2>half a meter to get into the into the carry.

0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you hadn't minded it, I just buddy fall

0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>into your debt.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:16.759
<v Speaker 1>I was minding it there.

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell's not coming back to Australia. He perished on his

0:40:20.200 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 2>trip to Chicago. He didn't mind the gap.

0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, bad way to go. You know in the Simpsons

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>movie when Homer gets caught in the dome and like

0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:29.479
<v Speaker 1>half of his upper body is sticking out and his fingers, oh,

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:32.920
<v Speaker 1>he's in the sand, That's exactly what it would be like.

0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I just help help.

0:40:38.840 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Board more junk.

0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:47.080
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? Or is click Frenzy ship?

0:40:48.520 --> 0:40:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever gotten amongst.

0:40:49.880 --> 0:40:53.720
<v Speaker 1>That's just terrible. Every year I fall for it, Frenzy,

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:56.680
<v Speaker 1>click Frenzy, Click Frenzy air pods one dollar, and I'm like, shit,

0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 1>let's go on.

0:40:57.640 --> 0:41:01.400
<v Speaker 2>I was literally talking about online scams earlier this episode.

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Don't fold for it, But it's not a scam. They

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:06.720
<v Speaker 1>must have one pair that they sell for a dollar,

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 1>and then some fool gets it and then there's no more.

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:09.480
<v Speaker 1>They're out of stock.

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how it works.

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:13.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like all this great stock they clearly buy three

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:15.920
<v Speaker 1>of or four of, and then they say, we'll sell

0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 1>a PlayStation five for ten bucks. So everyone signs up

0:41:19.440 --> 0:41:22.000
<v Speaker 1>or got that side image, it's really going back to

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:25.520
<v Speaker 1>bite me. They say, oh, you know, everyone signs up,

0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.800
<v Speaker 1>gives your email address. They get so much site traffic,

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 1>so they can advertise and get all that money, but

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:31.719
<v Speaker 1>then they only have three of these items. They've got

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 1>no stock, and like.

0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:35.400
<v Speaker 3>An hour or twenty minutes before it actually goes in

0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:39.120
<v Speaker 3>and sale, they'll tell you, oh, at three twenty five am,

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:40.960
<v Speaker 3>this will be available.

0:41:41.120 --> 0:41:41.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:44.239
<v Speaker 1>Also, then the site will crash because there's so much

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:45.799
<v Speaker 1>traffic you can't even get on.

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever successfully gotten something on there?

0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:48.439
<v Speaker 1>Never?

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:48.839
<v Speaker 4>Ever?

0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 1>And I've tried here. I'm on it now. Click Frenzy,

0:41:51.120 --> 0:41:54.239
<v Speaker 1>unlock extra event benefits. Become a free member, give us

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:54.760
<v Speaker 1>your email.

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:58.280
<v Speaker 3>I am a member. I remember I've never got anything

0:41:58.280 --> 0:41:58.960
<v Speaker 3>from you.

0:41:58.960 --> 0:42:00.760
<v Speaker 1>You've signed up and you never see.

0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 3>I signed up last year.

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:02.760
<v Speaker 1>It's ship.

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like too much work and not much payoff.

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:07.560
<v Speaker 2>So yep, no good, no payoff. I'm with you there.

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 2>What else is in the junk Jennet?

0:42:10.719 --> 0:42:14.439
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, this one's Is it just me? Or does

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 3>the person who came up with Soggy SAOs deserve to

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:19.120
<v Speaker 3>rot in hell?

0:42:20.840 --> 0:42:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:22.960
<v Speaker 2>No mystery as to who that was.

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 1>That was me.

0:42:24.680 --> 0:42:27.160
<v Speaker 2>I've made it. I've made no secret of my feelings

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:30.439
<v Speaker 2>towards spoof on this very podcast. You have whoever thought

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 2>of Soggy SAOs? Deserves a bullet in my mind because

0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 2>that that ship's revolting. If you don't know what a

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:40.880
<v Speaker 2>soggy sao is, it's essentially, please don't like the crustket

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:45.800
<v Speaker 2>biscuit sort of thing. And apparently it's this revolting ritual

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:49.319
<v Speaker 2>where boys at a sleepover will gather around it. They

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 2>will jack themselves off, and the last person to deposit

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:58.960
<v Speaker 2>themselves on the sao then has to eat the sao

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:02.719
<v Speaker 2>which has gone soggy because every other bloke in this

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:06.799
<v Speaker 2>fucked game has already deposited themselves. So it's a game

0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 2>of who can you know, finish finish the quickest on

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 2>the sail, and then the last one I has to

0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:15.239
<v Speaker 2>eat it. And I'm like, that's I'm sorry, that's some

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.279
<v Speaker 2>gay shit, Like this is a straight man thing to do.

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:20.280
<v Speaker 2>This is their idea of fun.

0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:22.399
<v Speaker 1>How do they jack off though in front of each other?

0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I could never. I could never who thought of that?

0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 1>Also? I don't know about them, but I'm not exactly Like,

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 1>there's not like a sentiment like I sometimes goes up

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>in the air. How do you aim it like that?

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking, It's true. It's not like a you know,

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:39.840
<v Speaker 1>hose link. You don't get perfect, dame. It's not a

0:43:39.840 --> 0:43:40.919
<v Speaker 1>three D printing pen.

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I've never gotten amongst it. I always thought maybe it

0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:46.440
<v Speaker 2>was like a like a myth, one of those urban legends. Oh,

0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 2>this is nothing that people do at sleepovers, thinking that

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:50.239
<v Speaker 2>no one ever did it. But no, I actually know

0:43:50.320 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 2>people that I.

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:53.439
<v Speaker 1>Was just about to say that I don't know anyone

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:54.279
<v Speaker 1>who's ever actually sold.

0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 3>It's just a myth thing as well.

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Hell, who who do we know them? Do I know them?

0:43:58.040 --> 0:43:59.840
<v Speaker 2>No, you wouldn't know them. It was just gross guys

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:03.279
<v Speaker 2>in high school. Oh yeah, they're fucked. It's just yeah,

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it's a thing.

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Also, like some homoertic ship, That's what I mean. Why

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:12.439
<v Speaker 1>it makes me makes me actually sick.

0:44:12.920 --> 0:44:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if there was a female equivalent, what would that be?

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 2>I know, like a squirt nun.

0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm going back into junk jun.

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>She can't get back in. It's chipped over, she's still

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:36.960
<v Speaker 1>it's a lot. You've got to tek your dip and

0:44:37.000 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 1>you all have to rub your clip.

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, how do you measure who finished this person last?

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:44.440
<v Speaker 1>She's back in. We don't know how that works.

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:45.840
<v Speaker 3>Can it get worse?

0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Can you spare the judgments time for a reason and

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:51.719
<v Speaker 1>we know that?

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? Or do you never use the

0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 3>word turn as an adult? Oh?

0:44:57.480 --> 0:45:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't say turns as an adult. Kids would

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 2>be like like my sister will say to my niece

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 2>and nephew, now, no, I make sure you give anna return.

0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:07.880
<v Speaker 2>But imagine me saying to you like, oh, can I

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:10.719
<v Speaker 2>have a turn with the bar? Like you don't say

0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:14.480
<v Speaker 2>that shit as an adult. That's a turn in your car.

0:45:15.560 --> 0:45:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Turn always at Christmas too, when there's a new toy,

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>U turn after It's my turn? Make said it's my

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 1>turn after Lisa man, he won't share.

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:28.799
<v Speaker 2>Imagine that. Imagine that as an adult. If I just

0:45:28.920 --> 0:45:31.640
<v Speaker 2>in like full seriousness, I accused you of not sharing

0:45:31.680 --> 0:45:35.560
<v Speaker 2>with me, like mid jell, you're not sharing, you promise.

0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:38.479
<v Speaker 1>And I am trying to get my green slip boom boom,

0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:41.760
<v Speaker 1>No it's.

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:44.360
<v Speaker 4>Not it's not.

0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Boom boom b three nine. No, I don't at the

0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:58.560
<v Speaker 1>delicot cold sixty seven. No, listen, it's my turn.

0:45:59.160 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Or I say here in the hey, Brad, can I

0:46:00.920 --> 0:46:05.720
<v Speaker 2>have a turn with your stapler? This makes no sense

0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 2>in adult contexts, but for kids that's so normal, no

0:46:09.080 --> 0:46:09.880
<v Speaker 2>give anna return.

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Although I think if you listen back to the top

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:14.640
<v Speaker 1>of our show every week, I think I every week

0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:18.000
<v Speaker 1>go who's turn is it to go for? With our gyms?

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:21.120
<v Speaker 1>So maybe I'm just gonna know your child's Yeah I

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 1>do every week. Oh you do? Grow up?

0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:25.479
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:32.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm a baby? So it is just you solved? Okay, Okay,

0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:33.880
<v Speaker 1>here there's a lot in there today.

0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 3>This is the last one.

0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me? Or do you believe in things

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:40.839
<v Speaker 3>that no one has ever told you or you've read?

0:46:41.080 --> 0:46:45.640
<v Speaker 3>For example, sodium in instant coffee, swallowing gum last ten years?

0:46:46.280 --> 0:46:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Who would have for this is me? Do you know

0:46:48.040 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 1>what it means? You get it?

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 2>You just believe dumb wives tales like that.

0:46:51.719 --> 0:46:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'll say them to someone and they'll go,

0:46:54.239 --> 0:46:56.719
<v Speaker 1>where the fuck did you pull that from? And I'll go,

0:46:56.840 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>It's true. There's so much sodium an instant coffee. You'll

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 1>have a heart attack by the time twenty two.

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Don't eat the crust on bread, you'll get curly hair.

0:47:03.360 --> 0:47:06.240
<v Speaker 1>And then I'll go, hold on a second, who told

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:09.040
<v Speaker 1>me that? How do I know that? Or eating bubblegum

0:47:09.160 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 1>will sit in your stomach for twenty seven years, but

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:13.359
<v Speaker 1>it's always a different amount of years. You talk to someone,

0:47:13.400 --> 0:47:14.880
<v Speaker 1>they're like, don't swallow that, they'll be in your tell

0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 1>me for nine years.

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's no consistency. No, like the five second rule.

0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Twenty second rule, yeah, exactly, three second rule. Which one

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:21.960
<v Speaker 2>is it?

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, but who comes up with these wives tales?

0:47:23.920 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I just feel like there's a lot of things that

0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:27.399
<v Speaker 2>you just yeah, you just don't question as a child,

0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:29.160
<v Speaker 2>and you believe them. Like even now, I'm like, oh,

0:47:29.200 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 2>I can't go swimming after I've eaten. I'll get a

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:31.879
<v Speaker 2>stitch and I'll die.

0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And that's not true. You know, huh, that's not true.

0:47:35.520 --> 0:47:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like it could be true, but like

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:38.359
<v Speaker 2>it's very low risk.

0:47:38.719 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 3>I feel well, Apparently this is what Amansa Kella said.

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Apparently they only said that so parents wouldn't have to

0:47:46.440 --> 0:47:48.760
<v Speaker 3>watch over their children while they were finishing eating.

0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:50.680
<v Speaker 1>That makes plenty of sense.

0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a very good theory. Actually, there go. I

0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 2>believe that there's no proof to it. But here I

0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:56.640
<v Speaker 2>go again, believing some shit that someone told me.

0:47:56.719 --> 0:47:59.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got I've got some wives tales. We ready, Yeah, okay,

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 1>wives tales. It's loading the wife on here is terrible.

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:05.919
<v Speaker 1>Eating carrots will help you see in the dark. It'll

0:48:05.920 --> 0:48:08.960
<v Speaker 1>improve your eyesight. My grandma will say that all the time.

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Clean your windows and mirrors with newspaper. Oh my god.

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I used to do that growing up.

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>You still do that. But that's an old wives tale.

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 1>That's with newspaper.

0:48:18.320 --> 0:48:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it works a treat.

0:48:19.880 --> 0:48:23.120
<v Speaker 1>Does it really interesting? An apple away keeps the doctor,

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:26.319
<v Speaker 1>that's tried and true. I don't know.

0:48:26.400 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 2>I do. I do have an apple a day in

0:48:28.480 --> 0:48:30.160
<v Speaker 2>my smoothie, so does that count?

0:48:30.239 --> 0:48:30.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:48:30.440 --> 0:48:30.799
<v Speaker 3>That silk?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very true. All right, Jenne, your junk was extra

0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:35.920
<v Speaker 1>extra full today, and I appreciate you.

0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Know this this old wives tale or not even an

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 2>old wives tale, I think it's a conspiracy theory. I

0:48:41.080 --> 0:48:44.040
<v Speaker 2>suppose that they were talking about on Kyle and Jakio

0:48:44.200 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 2>last week. So can you find that song? What's it called?

0:48:47.200 --> 0:48:50.280
<v Speaker 2>It's that Phil Colin's song in the Air Tonight.

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:53.560
<v Speaker 1>From that Cadbury commercial.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently there's this theory that Phil Collins wrote that

0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 2>song because he and his friend right were drowning, and

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:07.880
<v Speaker 2>his friend drowned but he survived, and all the while

0:49:07.960 --> 0:49:10.840
<v Speaker 2>there was someone watching on but chose not to help them.

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:14.880
<v Speaker 2>So he's like, this person watched my friend drown and

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:18.360
<v Speaker 2>didn't try and save him. So what Phil Collins apparently

0:49:18.400 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 2>did after writing the song was track down the guy,

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 2>invite him to the show, and then just sang the

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:26.359
<v Speaker 2>song at him, like they shone a light on him

0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:28.960
<v Speaker 2>in the audience, being like, and the whole song was

0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:33.880
<v Speaker 2>directed at him. Play the lyrics, don't skip to the

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:34.799
<v Speaker 2>good bits.

0:49:34.840 --> 0:49:35.440
<v Speaker 1>What you wanted?

0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:39.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I said, play the song, Phil Colins, here we go,

0:49:40.880 --> 0:49:42.879
<v Speaker 2>so you have to listen to the lyrics. Apparently it's

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:46.120
<v Speaker 2>about someone just sitting there and watching his friend drownd

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:47.960
<v Speaker 2>and he invited that person to the show and just

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:48.640
<v Speaker 2>sang it at them.

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:50.880
<v Speaker 1>You babe, I can't ever got free tickets to Phil Collins.

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:52.280
<v Speaker 1>This is going to be the best night of our lives.

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:53.200
<v Speaker 2>How did you get book?

0:49:53.239 --> 0:50:06.160
<v Speaker 1>How close he is to us, He's looking right at me, babe.

0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:03.160
<v Speaker 4>Pullo.

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Will Roll, Pullo.

0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:18.240
<v Speaker 1>Ken Field Come.

0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:22.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't think the guy would have known that it

0:50:22.360 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 2>was about him.

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.800
<v Speaker 3>No, this man of the spotlight being on his head.

0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:29.520
<v Speaker 2>It's still too broad. It's not wake enough. He has

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:32.160
<v Speaker 2>to say, you fucking watch my friend rin.

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my oh, I'll see your face and if you're

0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:53.320
<v Speaker 1>staring right, ain't you? Oh my god makes sense so

0:50:53.880 --> 0:51:05.919
<v Speaker 1>much so to us, right, Oh my god.

0:51:10.840 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 2>The guy's probably still sitting there unbeknown to the fact

0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:16.120
<v Speaker 2>that the song is about him. He's like, great, it.

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:18.759
<v Speaker 1>Feels like build up this moment his whole life. This

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:20.720
<v Speaker 1>guy's reaching for the maltese in his backyard.

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 2>He's like, he's like, oh, we're on kids cam the

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:26.520
<v Speaker 2>lard on me, my babe.

0:51:27.200 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 1>How great.

0:51:28.440 --> 0:51:31.000
<v Speaker 2>He's like, this is the drum bit. Yeah, underwhelming drum bit.

0:51:33.880 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding. Unless you crank it round. It's so underwhel

0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:37.440
<v Speaker 2>it's as loud as it goes to.

0:51:38.000 --> 0:51:38.640
<v Speaker 3>It's coming up.

0:51:38.719 --> 0:51:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

0:51:39.680 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Wait not yet?

0:51:40.960 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh no.

0:51:44.080 --> 0:51:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Moment, wow, wow, here we go?

0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Fuck man, no not yeah, build up. I feel like

0:51:55.960 --> 0:52:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm drowning. Then, oh jesus, not yet. We got a

0:52:07.360 --> 0:52:08.160
<v Speaker 1>minute of the sun left.

0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like three out of four minutes. It's not drunk,

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:24.600
<v Speaker 2>but no, yeah, fucking hell, why.

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:29.200
<v Speaker 1>This is your very pointed.

0:52:32.120 --> 0:52:32.759
<v Speaker 3>It's coming up.

0:52:32.920 --> 0:52:33.960
<v Speaker 1>There's forty seconds like.

0:52:35.360 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, guys, oh nice? Underwhelming?

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And you know what's funny about that, I've got

0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 1>a conspiracy theory of my own. It sounds better isolated.

0:52:54.719 --> 0:52:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I care.

0:52:58.239 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Fit through the build up. It's not worth it. So anyway,

0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:04.439
<v Speaker 2>this theory was floating around for years. Yeah, this conspiracy theory.

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Everyone believed it. And then someone asked Phil Colins in

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:09.680
<v Speaker 2>an interview, is it true when he goes nap.

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:11.800
<v Speaker 3>Again?

0:53:12.320 --> 0:53:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Like you said, everyone just believes everything that that didn't happen.

0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a great story, though I wish it did.

0:53:19.080 --> 0:53:21.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I've read about that in the past

0:53:21.480 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 3>and and something now that I remember.

0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that was a metaphor. I was drowning in debt.

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 2>I think he said it was about divorce or something.

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember, but yeah, he was like, nack, title bullshit.

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it funny? People really love a fake story, and

0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I believe all that shit. I remember when nine to

0:53:38.560 --> 0:53:40.560
<v Speaker 1>eleven happened. Horrendous event, but everyone was like, you know,

0:53:40.680 --> 0:53:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Ian Thorpe was in that building two minutes before the

0:53:42.760 --> 0:53:43.279
<v Speaker 1>planes hit.

0:53:43.840 --> 0:53:45.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, was he What the fuck was he doing there?

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:48.920
<v Speaker 1>He ran back in to get his camera and then

0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:51.239
<v Speaker 1>he came back out. I'm not joking.

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:53.000
<v Speaker 3>America.

0:53:53.160 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, apparently so, but he was like, nowhere near it.

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:58.040
<v Speaker 1>He was in New York that happened. But it's those

0:53:58.080 --> 0:53:58.600
<v Speaker 1>stories that.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Get drawnkce Ian Thorpe moments from disaster. He's like, I

0:54:02.960 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 2>was fucking on the subway like five hours I was.

0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:09.560
<v Speaker 1>In New York state. Wow, good show everyone, and Jenna,

0:54:09.600 --> 0:54:13.839
<v Speaker 1>I really am impressed with you. Thank you honestly ideas. Wow,

0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:15.759
<v Speaker 1>if we were paying you, i'd pay you more this week.

0:54:16.120 --> 0:54:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Thank you same or not. What a shame, What a shame,

0:54:20.080 --> 0:54:20.720
<v Speaker 1>truly tragic.

0:54:20.800 --> 0:54:21.880
<v Speaker 3>It's been a big week for me.

0:54:22.080 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 1>So Jenne, these prints you'll upload to the Facebook group of.

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Course, please, of course, all right, make sure you follow

0:54:27.760 --> 0:54:30.800
<v Speaker 2>us at couple of mitches as well, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook,

0:54:30.920 --> 0:54:31.839
<v Speaker 2>you know wherever you want.

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the light and we'll be back next week. Almost

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:34.839
<v Speaker 1>getting episode fifty.

0:54:34.920 --> 0:54:37.040
<v Speaker 2>This is forty nine, right, No, this is forty eight,

0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 2>eight fifty years.

0:54:38.800 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Coming up, guys, And we have a lot of exciting

0:54:41.080 --> 0:54:42.359
<v Speaker 1>things planned for the end of the year too, because

0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:43.160
<v Speaker 1>it's getting to Christmas.

0:54:43.280 --> 0:54:45.120
<v Speaker 2>So it is getting to Christmas. I've got both of

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:46.880
<v Speaker 2>your presents already, by the way, really.

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:51.560
<v Speaker 1>I've got yours here. Yeah, and Jenesis in the works.

0:54:52.440 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 2>I feel that because we've made such a fuss out

0:54:55.120 --> 0:54:58.640
<v Speaker 2>of both of your birthdays this year, but mine was

0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:01.040
<v Speaker 2>when we were on a product break. I feel that

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:02.880
<v Speaker 2>this year should just be Mitchell's Christmas.

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's see you.

0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you your presents in private. But it's my

0:55:07.040 --> 0:55:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Christmas this year.

0:55:07.920 --> 0:55:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Should we do Mitchell Christmas?

0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it? I reckon we never acknowledge that it's

0:55:12.080 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 2>your Christmas as well. This happy Christmas?

0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Christmas? All right? I mean, let's not do that, and

0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:25.120
<v Speaker 1>then we'll just next birthday. We'll forget it happen, don't

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:26.520
<v Speaker 1>you dare? And well, you can only have one or

0:55:26.520 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 1>the other. You can't have Christmas and birthday.

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't wait for the birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>When is again? July twenty seventeen twenty one, twenty seventeen,

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:42.400
<v Speaker 1>July twenty one, trying to do Yeah thought, I'm a

0:55:42.400 --> 0:55:45.919
<v Speaker 1>good friend. We'll see you next week. Thanks for listening,

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:48.160
<v Speaker 1>guys overget to leave a review. We'll see you in

0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:48.680
<v Speaker 1>a week's time.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:55:51.719 --> 0:55:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your

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<v Speaker 2>podcast app.

0:55:55.800 --> 0:55:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Or follow on Spotify.

0:56:07.000 --> 0:56:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. This is the secret segment. On

0:56:09.920 --> 0:56:12.279
<v Speaker 2>the end, we pretend the show is over and then

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.560
<v Speaker 2>we just go rogue. Nothing's planned in this bit. We

0:56:14.680 --> 0:56:16.560
<v Speaker 2>just kind of go on tangents. It's a bit loose,

0:56:16.560 --> 0:56:18.720
<v Speaker 2>it's a bit embarrassing, so keep it to yourself.

0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:20.759
<v Speaker 1>This is sometimes the best part of the show.

0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Most of the time the worst, very very rarely.

0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:26.160
<v Speaker 1>People seem to like it. They sort of keep listening

0:56:26.320 --> 0:56:28.000
<v Speaker 1>in the hopes that they'll get something good and.

0:56:28.000 --> 0:56:29.799
<v Speaker 2>They never do No, they never do it very bad.

0:56:29.920 --> 0:56:31.120
<v Speaker 1>These are rash shirts as well.

0:56:31.320 --> 0:56:31.480
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:56:31.560 --> 0:56:33.520
<v Speaker 1>I remember my family went to Cool and Gada for

0:56:33.520 --> 0:56:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the first time, which is in Queensland in Northern Australia.

0:56:35.760 --> 0:56:38.040
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like one of your made up suburbs.

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Cool and Gadda. Oh it does, doesn't it Cool? Look

0:56:39.520 --> 0:56:42.520
<v Speaker 1>at her is real, It's beautiful. My mum got me

0:56:42.600 --> 0:56:45.040
<v Speaker 1>a rash shirt because I obviously have severe body issues.

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I can't take my top off even with Hayden in

0:56:47.680 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 1>the bedroom. I'm just like, do you mind if I

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>wear a woarn jacket, that's fine, wear a rash shirt.

0:56:52.719 --> 0:56:54.759
<v Speaker 1>This is why I love the nurse idea. We're geting

0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:57.879
<v Speaker 1>getting some bill of bungs. I'll get him a roxy

0:56:57.920 --> 0:56:59.680
<v Speaker 1>pink one. Anyway, I went to Queensland and I wore

0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 1>a rah shirt. It did not come off for two

0:57:01.560 --> 0:57:03.360
<v Speaker 1>weeks and then I remember taking it off and I

0:57:03.480 --> 0:57:07.239
<v Speaker 1>had a severe rash shirt like burn around my my

0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:11.000
<v Speaker 1>little weather sleeves, a tanline. It was horrific, but I

0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:13.360
<v Speaker 1>loved it. And my nipples, oh my god, got so

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:16.200
<v Speaker 1>chaved because the material rubs up against your little kid

0:57:16.280 --> 0:57:17.920
<v Speaker 1>nips and you're in the pool in and out, so

0:57:17.960 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 1>they get firm and then soft and firm, so then

0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:21.640
<v Speaker 1>you know when your nipple gets irritated and it's the

0:57:21.720 --> 0:57:24.200
<v Speaker 1>most horrendous feeling in the world. I don't know it

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:26.520
<v Speaker 1>happens to girls with the bras and stuff, but Mitch,

0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:29.360
<v Speaker 1>when it rubs against your top, isn't it horrendous nipple rash?

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:31.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't really wear anything that tight,

0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:31.800
<v Speaker 2>to be honest.

0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:33.640
<v Speaker 1>No, but like you know, I'm like, you get fripples

0:57:33.680 --> 0:57:37.720
<v Speaker 1>and then it rubs and rubs. Maybe I'm lactating here.

0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:41.280
<v Speaker 2>So do you actually prefer to wear a shirt when

0:57:41.280 --> 0:57:44.080
<v Speaker 2>you're having filatio with your homosexual male partner? No?

0:57:44.200 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, with me and Becky she no, I don't.

0:57:49.560 --> 0:57:51.720
<v Speaker 1>But I remember before, like I was sort of active

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:53.680
<v Speaker 1>or anything. When I was like, you know, sixteen seventeen,

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm gonna have to wear a shirt.

0:57:55.880 --> 0:57:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to And then when it happens, I

0:57:57.320 --> 0:57:58.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't wear a shirt.

0:57:58.240 --> 0:57:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm quite happy to not wear a shirt. But I

0:57:59.520 --> 0:58:01.200
<v Speaker 2>actually think it's kind of hot to wear a shirt.

0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Shirt and no pants. Yeah real WINNI the poo vibes.

0:58:03.760 --> 0:58:06.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah makes it. It makes it feel more spontaneous, and like, oh,

0:58:06.640 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:58:07.080 --> 0:58:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I agree. And then the other night, you know, there

0:58:08.960 --> 0:58:11.160
<v Speaker 1>was some shoes still on and it was kind of fun.

0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:13.120
<v Speaker 1>That's not cute because it was like in the head

0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:13.760
<v Speaker 1>of the moment.

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:14.880
<v Speaker 3>But you have to take off shoes.

0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I had to get everything else off.

0:58:16.240 --> 0:58:17.600
<v Speaker 1>They're sort of sitting on the ankles.

0:58:18.600 --> 0:58:22.520
<v Speaker 2>That's just stupid. That's just stupid.

0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Have some pride.

0:58:25.080 --> 0:58:26.840
<v Speaker 3>Like a little boy going to the toilet.

0:58:27.600 --> 0:58:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I was at IQ the other day,

0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:31.960
<v Speaker 1>walks straight into the bathroom and there's his toddler and

0:58:32.040 --> 0:58:34.400
<v Speaker 1>his dad standing at the base and his shirt was

0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:36.560
<v Speaker 1>off and his pants threw at his ankles. His nude

0:58:36.640 --> 0:58:38.000
<v Speaker 1>kid just standing there.

0:58:38.120 --> 0:58:41.200
<v Speaker 2>That's what you would have looked like, Yeah, not a

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:43.440
<v Speaker 2>good look. No, it's like just fucking if you're going

0:58:43.480 --> 0:58:45.520
<v Speaker 2>to get new and get new because it was in

0:58:45.560 --> 0:58:49.600
<v Speaker 2>the moment it was fun. Hey, you forgot to mention

0:58:49.720 --> 0:58:52.800
<v Speaker 2>the Life Uncut girls are on next week. Oh and

0:58:52.920 --> 0:58:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Laura from that podcast are going to be joining us?

0:58:54.920 --> 0:58:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Is it next week?

0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I've said it now, you better make it happen.

0:58:58.040 --> 0:59:01.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a good tactic. I can make it happen because.

0:59:01.480 --> 0:59:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Mitch always comes up with these ideas. He's got his

0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:06.200
<v Speaker 2>full of ideas, never locks them in. This is how

0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:08.120
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna happen. I'm just gonna say it. It's coming

0:59:08.200 --> 0:59:08.959
<v Speaker 2>up next week, and then.

0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:09.280
<v Speaker 7>You have to do it.

0:59:09.320 --> 0:59:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Should I text them now? And see?

0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I thought you already asked them.

0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:13.800
<v Speaker 1>No I did, but no I haven't organized a date.

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but you said to them last week because they've

0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:17.919
<v Speaker 2>been working with you on your radio show.

0:59:18.040 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so Britain. Laura amazing Britt. I like to call

0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:24.360
<v Speaker 1>now Laura. I like to call missus Jay because she's

0:59:24.600 --> 0:59:27.360
<v Speaker 1>with Matty Jes. He was the Bachelor in Australia.

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:29.480
<v Speaker 2>They're both former Bachelor girls and now they've got a

0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:32.080
<v Speaker 2>really popular podcast. They've been working with you on your show.

0:59:32.520 --> 0:59:34.000
<v Speaker 2>You said, oh, would you like to come on my

0:59:34.080 --> 0:59:36.280
<v Speaker 2>podcast and you just kind of left it open ended.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm locking it in now.

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<v Speaker 1>They said yes, they'd love to.

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<v Speaker 2>They're on next week.

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<v Speaker 1>They're on next week. I can't wait for Jesus crime.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the life on cut girls on Life Toys.

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<v Speaker 1>We're busy text them, but they just they just tweeted us.

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<v Speaker 2>No text them.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need to crush all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I await their response.

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<v Speaker 1>Geez, that really is a nice way to get me

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<v Speaker 1>to do shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you've been saying, Zoey Marshall is keen to

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<v Speaker 2>come on the podcast, she's keen. Never gets her on

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<v Speaker 2>next week. I'm just gonna say Zoey Marshall's joining us,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like fuck, replied no, Oh that's a shame. That's no.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Britney said no. Then Laura just said no,

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<v Speaker 1>the two of.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, Why did they reply via email when you quite

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<v Speaker 2>clearly messaged them that's my.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my text time. No, it's not a real life

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<v Speaker 1>call that she hung up. Don't you don't think so?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what when we went on Tony's podcast last week, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that show was totally unplanned, unscripted. We kind of just

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<v Speaker 2>went in and went on tangents. It was all conversation

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<v Speaker 2>and I loved it. That's what I want ad D

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<v Speaker 2>Brief to be, just random tangents. I don't want you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking performing and pretending that there's people that are.

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<v Speaker 3>There that aren't you found insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it for your own benefits.

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<v Speaker 1>There are actually people there, it's just every time I

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<v Speaker 1>got to touch it, they disappear.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got the phone line?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's who's this?

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<v Speaker 7>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Joe split massage.

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<v Speaker 8>Would you like to look in an appointment?

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<v Speaker 7>I put you in house?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 7>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Graham? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 6>What's your g's name? Graham?

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<v Speaker 1>Cook?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Cook?

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<v Speaker 2>Who did I call?

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<v Speaker 1>Have driving? Masda? No?

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<v Speaker 8>Who did I tall?

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<v Speaker 7>Because I think I called the wrong number?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh who you call? Who are you after?

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<v Speaker 2>After a guy.

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<v Speaker 8>Named your mom?

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<v Speaker 1>What just happened?

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<v Speaker 2>That was not so? I'm so sure I know exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what happened. What some cockhead little girl was like, let's

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<v Speaker 2>prank called the radio station, it'll be so funny. And

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<v Speaker 2>then she just she you know, she she got stage fright.

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<v Speaker 1>In fuming. It's trying to prove to you that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not insane, and then I got gasolin and thinking I

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<v Speaker 1>was insane, somebody else's Mitchell throw the phone at my head? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he looks nice, Mitch. So the date talked to us

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<v Speaker 1>about the date. So what happened? Who was it with?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it with the guy from the party? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no no. It was some guy that

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking to on Tinder and we were going

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<v Speaker 2>to go on a date. But then he remembered that

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<v Speaker 2>he had his friend's birthday, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's very Mitchell Cherry, isn't it. I saw I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>bit off him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm bleeding into your personal life. Yeah, things reminding you.

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<v Speaker 2>Of yeah me, Yeah, just poor organization and also prioritizing

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<v Speaker 2>family events and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good trait to find in someone, Jenna. I

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<v Speaker 1>think family orientation is something family orientation. I'm attracted to

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<v Speaker 1>my family. Family. Being family orientated is a big is

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<v Speaker 1>a big call card for you, right? Yeah? Family is important.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather than have an absent family really like my

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<v Speaker 2>sister and her husband for example. You know, the husband

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<v Speaker 2>gets along with my parents, but they don't see each

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<v Speaker 2>other all the time. You're always at some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>family do that's not true, Like we have like you know, Easter, Christmas,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they visit each other a few times a year.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine. I'd be down for that. If my fucking

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<v Speaker 2>partner says, oh, do you want to come to I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, Brenda Barreldeine to visit my parents for the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that we can do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it was every weekend and every Thursday there

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<v Speaker 2>was some Aunt Sue's brunch, like, fuck off, it's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too much. You were already going to family events

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<v Speaker 2>before you had in laws. Now you've got another.

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<v Speaker 1>Side of the family cater to the Filipino they have

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<v Speaker 1>massive events.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got the most odd foods that I feel so

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<v Speaker 1>pressure to try, Like Mitch, try the this fish. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like okay, and then it's like dried salted sardines and

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<v Speaker 1>Hayden's like you don't have to do it. I'm like, noh,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to prove your family that I'm part of

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<v Speaker 1>the family. Horrendous.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you actually want to be there, that's great,

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like if it was me, I would

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<v Speaker 2>end up being feel like I was being there out

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<v Speaker 2>of obligation, not because I actually wanted to be there,

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<v Speaker 2>which means I wouldn't be present. My mind would be elsewhere,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd be like, oh my god, I feel trapped now.

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<v Speaker 1>I really enjoy being with my family, and so, Hayden,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very lucky we have. But my family's young. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got two young sisters, and all my cousins are young

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<v Speaker 1>or our age. They're not babies anymore, so there's no

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<v Speaker 1>kids to you know, when you've got cousins that are

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<v Speaker 1>kids and you can't really talk to them. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>the same age, we have common interests. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>them listen to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good, they love it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I love my family.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not begrudging that. I just can't fucking imagine me

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<v Speaker 2>in that scenario.

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<v Speaker 1>True, And if my dog fell on a ShipIt, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to return back to the family after that trade.

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<v Speaker 2>I do return back to the family and they come here.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think of spot whenever you walk past the

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<v Speaker 1>ship pit?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't walk past ship pits.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, isn't it on the property?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>The Shippit isn't it at the house?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like out the back is a septic tank.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quite a normal thing to have at a house,

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<v Speaker 2>is it really?

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<v Speaker 1>People do that for us.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have to do anything. It does it itself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the system for your dad. It's like a rainwater tank. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it just kind of does its own thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It a windmill. It just kind of sits there right

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<v Speaker 2>until it needs repairing, which is why the shippit.

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<v Speaker 1>Was over got it. That's when it happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't actually have to go to the shippit and

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<v Speaker 2>like manually scoop it out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought. That's what I thought he had

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<v Speaker 1>to do out in life.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think my family lives You think we're amish?

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<v Speaker 2>Give them a call, see what they're up to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's compare the pair. I'm going to ring your

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<v Speaker 1>mum or dad. Then let's ring my dad and let's

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<v Speaker 1>see what they're doing. Okay, I'm just on a yacht

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<v Speaker 1>of Crinola Harbor.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here, that's so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, get pranked again.

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<v Speaker 2>They might be watching Marke play cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello, Hi mum, Hi, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Good? How are you all right?

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here with Mitch. Mitch and Jenni, J Hi, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Long time I speak?

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<v Speaker 7>I know it has been a while.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you been up to talking to me? What's

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<v Speaker 1>what's the update? Life on the life in where you are?

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<v Speaker 7>Life in bog and Gate. Do you really want to know?

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<v Speaker 7>Week has not been pretty. We're getting ready for harvest

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<v Speaker 7>and everything, and prior to that we treated our sheep

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<v Speaker 7>so they wouldn't get fly blown and maggoty on us

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<v Speaker 7>during the harvest season. It's been about one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 7>treating them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. And ever since then we've been out in the

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<v Speaker 7>paddocks catching lambs that have got maggots.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are the maggots? Where does the maggots live?

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<v Speaker 7>They're rump in their warm Yeah, and they bury themselves

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<v Speaker 7>into the sheep's skin and eat them alive. Basically, Oh

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<v Speaker 7>my yeah. So I've been chasing them around. We brought

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<v Speaker 7>them into the shed one day and had to treat

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<v Speaker 7>about thirty of them. That was about a week ago.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the treatment, j Is it a bullet in the

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<v Speaker 1>head or is it you pull the magote?

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<v Speaker 7>No, you just got to share where the flies have

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<v Speaker 7>been attacking them and put an oil on to cure

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<v Speaker 7>all the maggots and you see them jumping out everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Ian used to ask my help with this. He

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<v Speaker 2>used to ask me to go out the paddic and

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<v Speaker 2>help with h Mitch, can you help me treat some

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<v Speaker 2>fly blown use? And I'd be like, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>What about me?

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<v Speaker 2>Looks like I would enjoy shearing some infected sheep's rump

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<v Speaker 2>and then squirting the maggots that are literally coming out

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<v Speaker 2>of its skin like honey on a crumpet.

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<v Speaker 1>That fuck stop, all right.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's been extremely distressing, and we've got people coming

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<v Speaker 7>out tomorrow and I have to get all the stock

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<v Speaker 7>him by myself so they can put them through a

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<v Speaker 7>jet and treat them again. And that's costing us another

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<v Speaker 7>thirteen hundred dollars, oh my god, because the original thousand

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<v Speaker 7>dollars didn't work. It's been really distressing because we tried

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<v Speaker 7>to do the right thing, yeah, of course, by the

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<v Speaker 7>stock and ourselves and yeah, and it just didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>So shit, busy week.

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<v Speaker 7>Very busy, maggoty week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I had one zoom call at three point thirty

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday, and I'm exhausted. I can't even imagine how

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<v Speaker 1>you're feeling. That's rough.

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<v Speaker 7>But the good news is my little pet lamb carry

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<v Speaker 7>she's doing really well. Colin died that Carrie is doing

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<v Speaker 7>really well and follows me around everywhere. Yeah, she's incredibly cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to merge Carrie back in with the

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<v Speaker 2>herd of sheep for slaughter? Are you going to spare her?

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<v Speaker 7>She is actually going to be one of our breeding

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<v Speaker 7>news so she's going to give me more babies hopefully

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<v Speaker 7>down the track.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you have to send us some photos, Jane, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll put it up on the podcast Instagram. People love

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<v Speaker 1>to see Carrie.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, she's very cute. You need a video of her

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<v Speaker 7>following mean around everywhere too.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to carry big More from the project on win

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<v Speaker 1>what have a networked?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 7>I just liked the name. Unfortunately Colin didn't make it,

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<v Speaker 7>so I cried that day.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened to Colin?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, he just never fed well right from the start,

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<v Speaker 7>so I think when he was born he just must

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<v Speaker 7>have had something wrong with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Colin is a sheep.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to clean this up, Colin was abandoned by his mother.

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<v Speaker 2>And when in that case, when the potty lambs have

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<v Speaker 2>no mum's feeding and that's when Jane steps in with

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<v Speaker 2>a bottle of lamb milk.

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<v Speaker 7>Bottle fed Colin for two weeks, and I thought he

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<v Speaker 7>was going to be okay, and and then I said,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not going to cry, but I always do. It's

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<v Speaker 7>very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got carry though, You've got to carry I have.

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<v Speaker 7>And she's yeah, very cute. She thinks she's a dog.

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<v Speaker 7>But that's okay.

1:09:40.520 --> 1:09:43.080
<v Speaker 1>That's thank you. So does Jenna. But we put up

1:09:43.120 --> 1:09:47.679
<v Speaker 1>with it. Jenna's our little carry. I have to clean

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<v Speaker 1>the DAGs off her as well.

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<v Speaker 7>Maggot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, she's very well kept, very well ca. All right, Jamiels,

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<v Speaker 1>great to chat, much love, thank you for the update.

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<v Speaker 7>That's okay. Thanks for asking.

1:09:59.160 --> 1:10:00.559
<v Speaker 1>No, we just wanted to just see how you were.

1:10:00.640 --> 1:10:02.280
<v Speaker 1>How you were doing, Mitch, she said, out of the boy,

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<v Speaker 1>let's call mum and see what she's up to.

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<v Speaker 2>The story about our dog John dying in the septic

1:10:07.439 --> 1:10:11.120
<v Speaker 2>tank has really knocked Mitchell round. And he misinterpreted. He

1:10:11.200 --> 1:10:13.360
<v Speaker 2>thought that all of our shit when you flush, went

1:10:13.400 --> 1:10:16.120
<v Speaker 2>into a tank that Ian then had to manually clean

1:10:16.160 --> 1:10:19.479
<v Speaker 2>out and empty. I said, no, the septic tank you

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<v Speaker 2>just set and forget, you know. But on this occasion

1:10:22.600 --> 1:10:24.200
<v Speaker 2>he had to fix it or something. I made that

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<v Speaker 2>quite clear. We're not animals that have to shovel our

1:10:27.479 --> 1:10:30.560
<v Speaker 2>own shit out of the toilet. And so is that

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<v Speaker 2>that's how it works?

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<v Speaker 7>Right?

1:10:31.920 --> 1:10:33.200
<v Speaker 2>How does the septic tank work?

1:10:33.560 --> 1:10:36.920
<v Speaker 7>Well, there's a submergable pump down in the septic tank

1:10:37.040 --> 1:10:39.320
<v Speaker 7>and so when it gets to a certain level, it

1:10:39.520 --> 1:10:41.639
<v Speaker 7>just pumps it out under our pine trees. And there's

1:10:41.680 --> 1:10:44.320
<v Speaker 7>beautiful green grass there all the time. Oh, I'm sure

1:10:44.360 --> 1:10:47.080
<v Speaker 7>there is, you know, a fair way from the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought you were living like a married campervan

1:10:51.320 --> 1:10:53.519
<v Speaker 1>life and you had to know the container with in

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<v Speaker 1>it and empty it and throw it into the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Paper the good to know, all right, So Bardy and

1:10:57.560 --> 1:10:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Mum Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye, Mum, thanks, thanks?

1:11:00.000 --> 1:11:01.719
<v Speaker 7>Oh I'm i darling by Jane.

1:11:01.760 --> 1:11:04.719
<v Speaker 1>See who cut her off? Isn't she beautiful?

1:11:04.840 --> 1:11:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

1:11:05.120 --> 1:11:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I love her now. Let's jump straight over to the

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<v Speaker 1>shine and compare the pair. Michelle Cherry, my beautiful mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope we get a voicemail. It's very funny ironically.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello Michelle speaking Hi, it's me. Oh Hi, Sorry, I

1:11:23.760 --> 1:11:25.920
<v Speaker 5>don't normally take no call or ID, so you're very

1:11:26.000 --> 1:11:27.080
<v Speaker 5>lucky very sorry.

1:11:27.080 --> 1:11:28.599
<v Speaker 1>You probably thought it was Nana the nursing home.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she's sitting right here. Hi Nan, Hello, Hello, Nan,

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<v Speaker 5>Mitchell said hello, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm good. Wherey what are you guys doing? You're hanging?

1:11:38.960 --> 1:11:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Are you and home? Are you at NaN's?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm at home. You brought Nan down to the

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<v Speaker 5>ap just to have some lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so having a nice little Saturday lunch.

1:11:47.840 --> 1:11:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1:11:48.360 --> 1:11:50.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she's only allowed to be out until two o'clock.

1:11:50.400 --> 1:11:52.400
<v Speaker 5>So I said i'd walk her down to which she did.

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<v Speaker 5>We walked, looked at all the lovely Jacaranda's on the way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and nevers having a nice bread roll, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Putting it on. Let me he sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Any maggots today?

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<v Speaker 7>Michell?

1:12:06.160 --> 1:12:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, then it's me.

1:12:09.520 --> 1:12:10.120
<v Speaker 3>Here are you going?

1:12:10.280 --> 1:12:10.640
<v Speaker 2>How are you?

1:12:10.720 --> 1:12:15.719
<v Speaker 1>You old? Not listening to you? I agree?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you feeling good?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>You know what wouldn't be dead for quid?

1:12:23.439 --> 1:12:27.679
<v Speaker 1>Amen? I couldn't agree more. What are you eating? What's

1:12:27.720 --> 1:12:28.960
<v Speaker 1>on your sandwich? Oh?

1:12:29.840 --> 1:12:30.560
<v Speaker 8>Avocado?

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<v Speaker 1>Have beautiful?

1:12:33.840 --> 1:12:34.000
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Keep going?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep going?

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<v Speaker 1>And you haven't had to pick any maggots out of

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<v Speaker 1>any sheep today or anything? No? Not today, good, not

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow either. I hope all right? What pop pop, Mum,

1:12:46.560 --> 1:12:48.600
<v Speaker 1>back on, I'll have a quick chat, all right, I

1:12:48.720 --> 1:12:50.519
<v Speaker 1>love you, love you talk soon.

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<v Speaker 4>See yeah, budget yeah, everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Oh cause you're all talking in the background. Sounds

1:12:57.960 --> 1:13:03.160
<v Speaker 1>like NaN's at the Buddy game zone or something. He's

1:13:03.200 --> 1:13:04.439
<v Speaker 1>still coming over this afternoon.

1:13:05.000 --> 1:13:06.400
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I'm still happy for us too.

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<v Speaker 1>You're more than welcome.

1:13:08.640 --> 1:13:10.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm pretty don't think Becky is. She's hung over and

1:13:11.240 --> 1:13:17.000
<v Speaker 5>she had the girls over, of course, and we didn't

1:13:17.120 --> 1:13:18.920
<v Speaker 5>come give her enough notice.

1:13:19.000 --> 1:13:20.000
<v Speaker 4>That's fair enough, of course.

1:13:20.120 --> 1:13:23.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Well I tried to get onto dad too,

1:13:23.640 --> 1:13:25.800
<v Speaker 1>but tell tell him, I said, Hi, all right.

1:13:25.760 --> 1:13:29.200
<v Speaker 5>I'll put him on, hang on, okay, Mitchell? Was that

1:13:29.280 --> 1:13:29.639
<v Speaker 5>was Mitchell?

1:13:29.680 --> 1:13:31.960
<v Speaker 4>That was ringing you? Hello? Am my son?

1:13:32.439 --> 1:13:35.439
<v Speaker 1>How are you dad? I'm all right, buddy, just seeing

1:13:35.439 --> 1:13:36.800
<v Speaker 1>what you have to today. What did you go for

1:13:36.880 --> 1:13:37.360
<v Speaker 1>a walk or.

1:13:39.760 --> 1:13:43.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry Mitchell's okay, sorry Mitch.

1:13:44.120 --> 1:13:44.720
<v Speaker 1>What's happening here?

1:13:45.160 --> 1:13:48.759
<v Speaker 4>That's a colleidoscope of conversation. Yes, with man, here's gorgeous.

1:13:48.760 --> 1:13:51.880
<v Speaker 4>She sitting and she's looking so beautiful. She said that

1:13:51.960 --> 1:13:53.400
<v Speaker 4>he doesn't laugh so hard in a year.

1:13:54.960 --> 1:13:57.800
<v Speaker 1>I know. I called her an old she loved her.

1:14:00.439 --> 1:14:02.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, No, I'm so what am I doing, mate, I'm

1:14:03.160 --> 1:14:04.920
<v Speaker 4>we're coming over is it four thirty?

1:14:05.040 --> 1:14:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're leaving yours at four thirty.

1:14:07.320 --> 1:14:09.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, so we'll get to you about five fifteen

1:14:09.720 --> 1:14:11.240
<v Speaker 4>and then what we're walking for? An how are we?

1:14:11.360 --> 1:14:12.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going to go for the do the Bay

1:14:12.640 --> 1:14:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Run walk. Then we'll go get food to tram sheds

1:14:14.439 --> 1:14:14.800
<v Speaker 1>or something.

1:14:15.120 --> 1:14:16.479
<v Speaker 4>Okay, So that's okay. If I were my.

1:14:16.560 --> 1:14:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Walking gear, yeah, where you're walking gear?

1:14:18.680 --> 1:14:23.320
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'll bring a nice ball of red. Yeah, yes,

1:14:23.479 --> 1:14:27.519
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell said, where you're walking? Yes, Michelle, to walk this morning.

1:14:30.520 --> 1:14:32.799
<v Speaker 1>This is too chaotic, Michelle.

1:14:33.320 --> 1:14:36.639
<v Speaker 4>This is what Mitchell does not enjoy cross functional phone calls.

1:14:37.040 --> 1:14:38.800
<v Speaker 4>But please tell me, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 5>Mitchell, please bring home three headshots?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Could you please bring home three headshots? Specifically three?

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<v Speaker 4>What for?

1:14:46.360 --> 1:14:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Is I'm putting me out for auditions?

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<v Speaker 4>Great question. I'll just let me just pass that three

1:14:50.680 --> 1:14:54.240
<v Speaker 4>way question back, Michelle. Are you putting them up for auditions?

1:14:55.640 --> 1:14:55.680
<v Speaker 1>No?

1:14:56.080 --> 1:14:59.240
<v Speaker 4>No, she's handing them out to fans.

1:14:59.640 --> 1:15:02.680
<v Speaker 1>So you what's my Who is she giving my head shops.

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<v Speaker 3>To mother and.

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<v Speaker 4>Josephine from the coffee shop? So did you just want

1:15:07.880 --> 1:15:09.000
<v Speaker 4>to touch base connect?

1:15:10.960 --> 1:15:13.679
<v Speaker 1>If you're on track for the for this afternoon, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're always fucking late.

1:15:15.479 --> 1:15:16.880
<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you, I'm going to tell you this right,

1:15:16.960 --> 1:15:18.680
<v Speaker 4>and I'm going to tell you what. Love. Yes, I

1:15:18.800 --> 1:15:21.280
<v Speaker 4>do my best to support your mom, but when it

1:15:21.360 --> 1:15:25.200
<v Speaker 4>comes to time management, I've decided that I have.

1:15:25.240 --> 1:15:26.360
<v Speaker 1>To just let that one go.

1:15:27.320 --> 1:15:30.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I just want to make sure we're on time

1:15:32.040 --> 1:15:35.400
<v Speaker 4>she needs if she needs to. Now, she's doing what

1:15:35.479 --> 1:15:37.800
<v Speaker 4>she does best. Mitch. Let's take a rain check.

1:15:37.840 --> 1:15:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't need to cancel. I never even mentioned it.

1:15:40.400 --> 1:15:42.120
<v Speaker 4>I know that, but that's what your mom does.

1:15:42.200 --> 1:15:43.080
<v Speaker 1>But fabricating it.

1:15:43.600 --> 1:15:45.560
<v Speaker 4>I know she fabricates it. Look, if Mitch needs a

1:15:45.640 --> 1:15:51.800
<v Speaker 4>rain check, we'll check it. Nothing needs to be checked,

1:15:52.280 --> 1:15:53.439
<v Speaker 4>nothing needs to be cheered.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a welfare check on you like Jesus.

1:15:56.240 --> 1:15:59.000
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell reckons it's a welfare check. I reckon. He's friggin spot.

1:15:59.240 --> 1:16:00.400
<v Speaker 4>We've been five morning.

1:16:01.240 --> 1:16:02.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure happens to be.

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<v Speaker 4>It's about three townhouns and two.

1:16:06.120 --> 1:16:08.559
<v Speaker 1>The development because are you going to develop the property?

1:16:09.000 --> 1:16:09.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll talk to you better.

1:16:10.200 --> 1:16:11.680
<v Speaker 1>We'll talk talk all right. I gotta go love your

1:16:11.880 --> 1:16:16.679
<v Speaker 1>good jack Well d maggeting.

1:16:16.840 --> 1:16:21.280
<v Speaker 2>She there's my mum, mourning the loss of her beloved Colin.

1:16:21.360 --> 1:16:25.000
<v Speaker 2>And then there's your mum swelling around the Jacaranda trees,

1:16:25.840 --> 1:16:29.800
<v Speaker 2>having a nice red by the bay. Very insensitive to

1:16:29.920 --> 1:16:32.559
<v Speaker 2>use the word rain check so many times up against

1:16:32.640 --> 1:16:34.200
<v Speaker 2>my drout stricken parents.

1:16:34.479 --> 1:16:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Call this number?

1:16:36.680 --> 1:16:37.800
<v Speaker 2>How very dare you?

1:16:38.800 --> 1:16:44.320
<v Speaker 3>My great uncle in Dubble, Let's compare the pair. You

1:16:44.479 --> 1:16:48.479
<v Speaker 3>have to do the talking, Jenny, mister Wilson, is what.

1:16:50.760 --> 1:16:52.000
<v Speaker 1>The private number scares people?

1:16:52.000 --> 1:16:53.639
<v Speaker 3>I think it's a lone number.

1:16:55.760 --> 1:16:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Call it great uncle Derek.

1:16:59.080 --> 1:17:01.120
<v Speaker 3>He might be a south double tavern.

1:17:02.680 --> 1:17:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Pretend you're one of Jenna's cantique trying to track her down.

1:17:06.160 --> 1:17:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Are you related to Jenne and wild Night when they're

1:17:09.600 --> 1:17:10.040
<v Speaker 2>in Europe?

1:17:11.640 --> 1:17:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Turned Jenner's mic off, No, don't do that.

1:17:14.800 --> 1:17:20.960
<v Speaker 3>He's at the tavern. Well, he's probably with my dad

1:17:21.040 --> 1:17:21.559
<v Speaker 3>at the tavern.

1:17:21.640 --> 1:17:25.000
<v Speaker 1>What a juxtaposition, though, Can I just that is the

1:17:25.160 --> 1:17:29.280
<v Speaker 1>perfect example of how my family act. Constant chaos. No

1:17:29.400 --> 1:17:31.519
<v Speaker 1>wonder I can ever tie anything down, because that's how

1:17:31.560 --> 1:17:34.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm wired. Also, my dad always constantly trying to find

1:17:34.479 --> 1:17:35.400
<v Speaker 1>the moral in things.

1:17:35.720 --> 1:17:37.559
<v Speaker 2>I know he does do that, He does it all

1:17:37.640 --> 1:17:40.200
<v Speaker 2>the time. I just love that my parents are there.

1:17:40.280 --> 1:17:44.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, we're fucking two point three grand out of

1:17:44.120 --> 1:17:48.439
<v Speaker 2>pocket because we tried to drench our maggot infested live

1:17:48.640 --> 1:17:51.840
<v Speaker 2>soccer and it didn't work. So now we've been screwed over,

1:17:51.960 --> 1:17:54.519
<v Speaker 2>and there's your parents having a fight because what are

1:17:54.560 --> 1:17:58.639
<v Speaker 2>we going to do with our development property. I've got

1:17:58.760 --> 1:18:03.120
<v Speaker 2>coffee with Joseph Mark. Don't bother me. Now that's what

1:18:03.280 --> 1:18:04.080
<v Speaker 2>your mother does.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring a headshot?

1:18:06.520 --> 1:18:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Who thought me your grandmother? And who from the coffee shop?

1:18:09.360 --> 1:18:13.240
<v Speaker 2>Don't defend from my mom. Haven't got time to be

1:18:13.320 --> 1:18:14.840
<v Speaker 2>handing out bloody headshots that.

1:18:15.200 --> 1:18:16.080
<v Speaker 1>No, she really doesn't.

1:18:16.400 --> 1:18:18.200
<v Speaker 2>She's raising lambs by hand.

1:18:18.439 --> 1:18:21.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe she does that. I admire your mother

1:18:21.120 --> 1:18:24.160
<v Speaker 1>in little carry, little carrying named to carry Big Mom.

1:18:24.280 --> 1:18:26.160
<v Speaker 4>No, just like just like that.

1:18:26.400 --> 1:18:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Don't be ridiculous.

1:18:29.640 --> 1:18:34.960
<v Speaker 1>That left us left you. No, No, she's like no, No,

1:18:35.080 --> 1:18:36.040
<v Speaker 1>she definitely isn't.

1:18:36.080 --> 1:18:37.519
<v Speaker 2>I think your parents probably more like that.

1:18:38.479 --> 1:18:39.400
<v Speaker 1>No, they're actually not.

1:18:39.520 --> 1:18:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I remember your father, for one, hates me.

1:18:42.040 --> 1:18:43.160
<v Speaker 1>He does not hate you.

1:18:43.560 --> 1:18:46.880
<v Speaker 2>He does he his uncle Rath wants me.

1:18:47.280 --> 1:18:49.519
<v Speaker 1>Uncle Ross likes you as a person, but hates that.

1:18:49.640 --> 1:18:51.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't have someone that sits on this podcast, that

1:18:51.600 --> 1:18:52.680
<v Speaker 1>just sits there and laughs at me.

1:18:52.880 --> 1:18:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Your names.

1:18:55.240 --> 1:18:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you got that far. I think one

1:18:57.200 --> 1:18:59.360
<v Speaker 1>of those episodes that we were obviously scared general off.

1:18:59.479 --> 1:19:02.320
<v Speaker 1>She was really He literally has said time and time

1:19:02.360 --> 1:19:04.479
<v Speaker 1>again that podcast is great, mate. You need to get

1:19:04.560 --> 1:19:06.840
<v Speaker 1>rid of that Mitchell Combs. You need a straight a

1:19:06.920 --> 1:19:08.640
<v Speaker 1>straight woman just sit there and laugh at you.

1:19:10.200 --> 1:19:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay, listen to the next episode.

1:19:12.760 --> 1:19:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:19:13.800 --> 1:19:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, your father is like, he didn't he say, oh

1:19:16.840 --> 1:19:19.400
<v Speaker 2>that Mitchell Combs. He said to me, he meant it

1:19:19.439 --> 1:19:21.840
<v Speaker 2>as a compliment. You've started to grow on me. I

1:19:21.920 --> 1:19:24.040
<v Speaker 2>was like, started like, I'm still not there.

1:19:25.760 --> 1:19:27.840
<v Speaker 1>He says that all the times, and I saw that.

1:19:27.920 --> 1:19:29.760
<v Speaker 1>He'll see a video and he'll be like, that was

1:19:29.840 --> 1:19:32.400
<v Speaker 1>very funny. He's just like he doesn't know what he's

1:19:32.439 --> 1:19:35.160
<v Speaker 1>talking about. He voted no, and he had a gay sarnt.

1:19:35.479 --> 1:19:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he knew at the time, did he No,

1:19:37.160 --> 1:19:37.720
<v Speaker 2>did not at the time.

1:19:37.760 --> 1:19:39.439
<v Speaker 1>But he also voted no because he was raised Catholic.

1:19:39.479 --> 1:19:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, when we were last in the church, he

1:19:40.960 --> 1:19:44.160
<v Speaker 1>said my baptism, serious conversation.

1:19:44.320 --> 1:19:46.519
<v Speaker 2>Twelve years old or something. Yeah, no, wait, no, you

1:19:46.560 --> 1:19:47.400
<v Speaker 2>mean the baby.

1:19:48.400 --> 1:19:52.920
<v Speaker 1>But he's sixty. He just turned sixty. It's ridiculous, sixtieth

1:19:53.080 --> 1:19:56.479
<v Speaker 1>full and they're coming over tonight for a walk or

1:19:56.520 --> 1:20:00.360
<v Speaker 1>walking the Bay run and getting food together out with

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<v Speaker 1>my family. We have a fun family. My sister can't come.

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<v Speaker 1>That Becky couldn't come. You heard that conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very surprised by how different your sisters are

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<v Speaker 2>to you. I've only met one of them, not Becky.

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<v Speaker 1>You met little Rachie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And because I was like, oh god, she's a

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<v Speaker 2>cheery Yeah. I was bracing myself for someone who was

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<v Speaker 2>just too much.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, Oh, you're delightful. You're not like

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<v Speaker 1>your brother at all. Rachel is beautiful, my favorite person

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<v Speaker 1>in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's very reserved, like a GOODLM level of human being,

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<v Speaker 2>unlike you.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, ha, how are you like?

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<v Speaker 2>I was bracing myself that. I was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>interaction is gonna fucking drain me.

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<v Speaker 4>But she was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was on my wavelength.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you met Becky though Becky should be called Becky

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<v Speaker 1>and see what she did last night?

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<v Speaker 2>Said yeah, yeah, very quickly, we should go.

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<v Speaker 3>I really want to know what she's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, the sad thing is all my siblings numbers off

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<v Speaker 1>by heart. Oh, Becky's a cop, so she's used to

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<v Speaker 1>know a call id, so she should answer. I should

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<v Speaker 1>give her.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hi, it's me. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you coming tonight?

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<v Speaker 4>On that?

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<v Speaker 8>No that I organized the girls to see them earlier

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<v Speaker 8>in the link?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get lit last night? What I have to

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<v Speaker 1>do it again?

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<v Speaker 8>They cam over cheese and the wine to.

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<v Speaker 4>Touch up sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw your buddies snapchat last night. You're going to

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<v Speaker 1>poke someone's eye out with that fucking cigarette.

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<v Speaker 8>I only put it into the picture. I wasn't actually smoking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bullshit, you lit a cigarette for the picture?

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<v Speaker 8>No, like it was my friends. But I put in

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<v Speaker 8>my mouth in the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not sixteen, That's what I did. Okay, good chat?

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<v Speaker 8>What are you doing? You both sounds nice?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's come at work. I called off the studio phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just easier.

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<v Speaker 4>Cool.

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<v Speaker 8>Gay mom only told me about two hours ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fine, don't bother. That's just gonna be last minute.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't calmb over here.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear yelling in the background.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know a dad not confirming that there was

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<v Speaker 8>only the reetown house was not too Yeah, right back.

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<v Speaker 1>On the townhouse chat Jesus Christ. All right, good chat,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you soon.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, we'll let you know, I'll but the next

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<v Speaker 8>two days you're around.

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<v Speaker 1>Your voice sounds husky. What happened to last night?

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<v Speaker 8>Maybe it was?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can. You don't have to lie. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not mum. Lisa had it and I just put it

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<v Speaker 1>in my fingers for the photo. Stupid, all right?

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<v Speaker 8>Fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Yah?

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<v Speaker 3>The two townhouses.

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<v Speaker 1>God, that's a real talk of the town, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the first I'm hearing of it. Damn, just

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<v Speaker 1>leaning back. We'll see you next week. Injury Idiots is

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<v Speaker 1>a secret Facebook group. We put a little behind the

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<v Speaker 1>scenes VIDs, clips, picks, prizes up on the page. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to join it now. It's endurants in like

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<v Speaker 1>if you were to endure a ship movie. It's endurant.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people don't know how to spell it,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the word.

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<v Speaker 2>Is correct, So head along and join the group. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>see you there. Don't forget life on Cut Girls Brittany

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<v Speaker 2>Hockley and Laura Burner on next week, they reply.

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<v Speaker 1>You can read it. I don't read it, okay, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know when you're thinking. There you go a

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<v Speaker 2>writ Laura from what I funk?

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<v Speaker 1>Cut on next week Tentatively, Nah, they look it in

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<v Speaker 1>locked and loader next week, all right, we'll catch you then, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>say ya