Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Hell On, Tracy Grimshaw, welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some things makable since than the others. Hitch Australian gymnast
Speaker 1: one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety that his performance
Speaker 1: on the Pommel Horse India, Marcus grow up. Bless yourself
Speaker 1: for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Reckon, we should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in the simlish drap luby perfect now Mitch, Julie
Speaker 1: and hello everyone.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Mitch, morning Jenna. I've never been able to
Speaker 2: say that before. We're recording in the am the first time.
Speaker 1: God imagine if we were a regional Australian breck for
Speaker 1: a show. This is what it would feel.
Speaker 2: Like morning, good money, and I'd feel much less well rested.
Speaker 1: I hit a RU on the way in. I'm late.
Speaker 2: That would be you coming up with all sorts of
Speaker 2: excuses as to why you couldn't be there.
Speaker 1: I was today. I had to fill out my car
Speaker 1: with petrol. And I apologize anyway. And you don't normally,
Speaker 1: if you know talking podcasts, welcome to the show and radio,
Speaker 1: you don't normally do opener and then opener. But I
Speaker 1: just simply have to very early on in the show
Speaker 1: because Jenna and I both noticed this. Mitch, you are.
Speaker 3: Very well dressed today, very nice, very very nice.
Speaker 1: I'll just paint a picture. Who's got an oversized baggy tea?
Speaker 3: And I love that.
Speaker 1: It's a thick material to gender. It's like a thick
Speaker 1: quality and it's tucked into the front of his little
Speaker 1: tidy white jeans. It's a French tuck into a billabong belt. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's almost as if you've got a date after the recording.
Speaker 2: No, this is way too casual for a date. I
Speaker 2: don't have a date after the recording. I was, I
Speaker 2: was meant to, but we we aren't going ahead with it.
Speaker 1: So you did get dressed.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we canceled like a few days ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry to bring that up.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought, maybe because you're wearing thongs as well,
Speaker 3: maybe walk on the.
Speaker 2: Beach, walk on the beach day. It's just new clothes.
Speaker 2: You've never seen me in this.
Speaker 1: You look lovely?
Speaker 2: Does that mean the spin or no, nothing's happened.
Speaker 1: Have you used it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Really, I'm told you.
Speaker 2: I tell you when it gets the world. Just to
Speaker 2: context in your listeners. I have been given by Aggrat
Speaker 2: in case I have any performance issues in the bedroom
Speaker 2: because my antidepressants that I've started taking. Apparently, because.
Speaker 1: You can't come broken, you can't come. It's a hard
Speaker 1: thing to talk about.
Speaker 2: I can thank you very much that I feel like
Speaker 2: you've really misinterpreted this.
Speaker 1: Now and I'm sorry. I should have given you four
Speaker 1: skin forward and then we were doing this.
Speaker 2: Sorry now, no updates to report.
Speaker 1: Good, no updates report, Which is interesting, Jenna, because Mitch
Speaker 1: and I were at a party together on the weekend.
Speaker 1: I haven't even had a chance to two about this. Wow,
Speaker 1: we're at a party together. It was a great night.
Speaker 1: Then towards the end of the night, I'm going to leave.
Speaker 1: I ghosted. Of course, didn't tell anyone I was leaving
Speaker 1: before I might tell Mitch my closest power. I see
Speaker 1: him over in the corner with a very handsome fel
Speaker 1: about six foot three of a trojan horse looking man
Speaker 1: in the corner of what looked to be a balcony.
Speaker 1: Very cold too, So you'd only be out on the
Speaker 1: balcony if there were maybe, you know, a chance of
Speaker 1: procuring some sort.
Speaker 3: Of absolutely fun definitely cheme astry.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: I see Mitch kissing this horse, my arms wrapped around
Speaker 1: the waist. He was right, that's all.
Speaker 2: It was, just so, you know, really yeah, so.
Speaker 1: I thought potentially maybe you know, you go on out
Speaker 1: of your back pocket, you popped it in and said,
Speaker 1: give me three to four hours and then we can
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: Funnily enough, I don't carry the VIAGRAA with me just
Speaker 2: in case. It's it's something that I would I would
Speaker 2: only take if I was quite certain that that was
Speaker 2: going to happen. Oh, it would be required. I don't
Speaker 2: just carry around with me just in case. You know,
Speaker 2: when I go to a friend's birthday, I don't just
Speaker 2: carry the pills with me.
Speaker 1: It was a very gay centric birthday. There were only
Speaker 1: two straight women there, and I'm still not sure that
Speaker 1: they were you know, austraight. I really thought.
Speaker 2: You were going to do the deed, and also I
Speaker 2: was it was, you know, that point of drunk where
Speaker 2: you're just like, oh God, like if I lie down,
Speaker 2: I will just fall asleep. Like there was no way
Speaker 2: I would have like viagra or not. There's no way
Speaker 2: I was you know, I was day to perform, like
Speaker 2: I would pretty mounthed from memory.
Speaker 1: You and I were on a Koala bed at some point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were trying to hack into a MacBook. It was
Speaker 1: a very odd night.
Speaker 2: It was just a party past Mitchell. I'm sorry. Nothing
Speaker 2: to report. No no viagra date.
Speaker 1: I'll have to check in next week. That's a shame.
Speaker 2: I really don't think anything's gonna happen in the next
Speaker 2: seven days.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you should start carrying.
Speaker 3: Them around high hopes.
Speaker 1: Anyway, We're also going to be delving into the personal life,
Speaker 1: actually the personal junk of Jennet later in the show,
Speaker 1: Jennet junk.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, this is where we rummaged through Jenner's junk.
Speaker 3: You know, it's filled to the brim this week.
Speaker 1: He's a really Yes, it's been one of those weeks.
Speaker 2: It's overflowing, almost gone.
Speaker 1: I can almost see it from here to be honestly, No,
Speaker 1: there's so much in there. There's a lot coming out.
Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite segments though. It's all
Speaker 2: our shit ideas. Yeah, Mitch and I go, No, that's
Speaker 2: no good. We're not gonna we're not going to bring
Speaker 2: that up on the show. And then Jenna just kind
Speaker 2: of brings them back, fetches them out of her junk.
Speaker 1: She does. And if it is your first time listening,
Speaker 1: is it just me the gems as we like to
Speaker 1: say something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. It's
Speaker 1: just a springboarders a little topic. Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Mitches. We're both as shocked as you are.
Speaker 1: Are we all ready to go? We had a good
Speaker 1: week of this, the first time we're sort of seeing
Speaker 1: each other, especially on a weekend. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in Queensland.
Speaker 2: It's weird, isn't that? I could I could go either
Speaker 2: way right now. It's because it's like eleven am. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I could either because I've got so much left
Speaker 2: of the day. I could either be really accomplished and
Speaker 2: get heats done, or I could crack open the beer
Speaker 2: fridge at work right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a kid. I thought it was open. No,
Speaker 1: they lock it at five o'clock now COVID times, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did spot some just sid of sitting in the
Speaker 2: long to anyone.
Speaker 1: There are some room temperature ones too. Over there in
Speaker 1: the fridge though, Oh God, take him. I have one.
Speaker 1: I think there was only two, Jenny, Will you have one? No,
Speaker 1: one's fine it quickly, ye go get it quick, do
Speaker 1: it quickly. I'll play the running music. You're just going
Speaker 1: to get it. God, he looks.
Speaker 3: He looks great, he really does.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I think I think no, something's happening.
Speaker 1: At this party. He was there were hands missing, so
Speaker 1: they were and he had two of them so he
Speaker 1: wasn't an amputee. It was in somewhere.
Speaker 3: I think, oh, no, something happened. I think he's keeping.
Speaker 1: Because he messaged me to let me go back to
Speaker 1: the messages.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 1: He's only going to get drinks really quick quick. Thanks
Speaker 1: nice little apple side.
Speaker 2: Be really careful with that near the buttons, won't you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Will now every time you leave the room, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but did you go? And just I just I checked.
Speaker 1: I just have to play the music every time I ask.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start prying into yours and Hayden's gay
Speaker 2: sex life. Jenna. Maybe we could come up with an idea.
Speaker 2: She won't help me with an idea.
Speaker 1: No, you're on your own with that one. All right,
Speaker 1: he's going first, we say, partner, please keep it ambiguous.
Speaker 1: You know first. You sure didn't always say that I'll
Speaker 1: go first.
Speaker 2: I don't give a sho.
Speaker 1: I'll go first on my show, not yours, Jenner.
Speaker 3: We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Is it just me? A red carpet events?
Speaker 1: Just exhaust?
Speaker 2: Oh god, you're so relatable. Let me refra could never
Speaker 2: accuse you of being out of touch, m Mitchell to
Speaker 2: my job there exhaust And also, it's not your job,
Speaker 2: miss the in and out of LA. Don't look like
Speaker 2: this is a normal part of your work day.
Speaker 1: Pre COVID it was.
Speaker 2: I was going three a week.
Speaker 1: Let me way, movie premieres bre lascensef there it was anyway,
Speaker 1: What are you trying to say? Okay, let me rephrase.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or what does black tie even mean?
Speaker 2: Okay? There you go. You've broadened it out there for
Speaker 2: any formal occasion, any formal cage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the red carp is very interest you think.
Speaker 1: I don't think Lisa and Tristleton is going. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: am a the red carpet for the local staple and
Speaker 1: Butcher was brilliant.
Speaker 2: So black tie is that when like, is that a
Speaker 2: wedding where you're meant to be super formal?
Speaker 1: Yeah, even more so. Yeah, black tie is like wedding.
Speaker 1: Even the funeral is not a black tie, a ball
Speaker 1: and event, a formal red carpet.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a fan. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I actually enjoy getting dressed up, but the feme so
Speaker 1: is so up in the air. What does black tie
Speaker 1: even mean? I don't known a black tie. Do you
Speaker 1: have to literally be wearing a black tie?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Jenna google it, for God's sake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the origins of black tie.
Speaker 2: I just know that. I just every time I think
Speaker 2: of a formal event, I just go, oh God, I
Speaker 2: just know that I'm going to spend all night feeling uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they're just not like maybe I should start getting
Speaker 2: Taylor made shit for this curvaceous pot because they just there,
Speaker 2: it's always tight and like it's always I've always got
Speaker 2: blisters on my fucking feet from shoes and stuff. It's
Speaker 2: just never a good time when I'm informal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I enjoy it because everything sort
Speaker 1: of like sucked inwards, like it's everything is really tightened
Speaker 1: in because I'm quite loocy.
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: Now I like it. I like feeling cinched because it
Speaker 1: keeps everything in place.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Black tie is a semi formal Western dressed code for
Speaker 3: evening events, imriginating in British and American conventions for a
Speaker 3: tie in the nineteenth century. I can confirm that in
Speaker 3: British English, the dress code is often referred to by
Speaker 3: its principal element for men, the dinner suit or dinner jacket.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so fancy fancy stuff for a nineteen Yes. Well,
Speaker 1: the reason I asked, I've got an event. I booked
Speaker 1: a gig, thank you very much. It's for it's for
Speaker 1: a like a award ceremony. Yeah, I'm hosting a televis
Speaker 1: a three hour live program before and I need a
Speaker 1: suit and I'm looking to get one.
Speaker 2: What's this for?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is there a reason you're being vague and saying an
Speaker 2: award ceremonial? Really?
Speaker 1: Am I actually allowed to announce it? I'm actually I'm
Speaker 1: actually not there, not letting me say. I could probably
Speaker 1: say it's probably all right, yeah, no.
Speaker 2: One, it would have been better if you brought it
Speaker 2: up when you could say it and there was no
Speaker 2: embargo over all. Right, you're hosting the logis or some shit.
Speaker 1: Me and my cow host Burt Newton. No, I'm hosting
Speaker 1: the Aris, which is like the Australian Grammys to a
Speaker 1: event this year. Yeah, because it's COVID, so the the
Speaker 1: whole event is tell is broadcast. What do you say,
Speaker 1: streamed being cast? I don't know, on Channel nine and
Speaker 1: on YouTube so you guys can watch it. We'll put
Speaker 1: a link on if you want to watch and see
Speaker 1: me in.
Speaker 2: So you've got to look your sharpest.
Speaker 1: I got all my best and this is a big,
Speaker 1: a big gig.
Speaker 2: So black tie allows for quirkiness because you usually wear
Speaker 2: like a bright colored suit of green or a red
Speaker 2: checked suit.
Speaker 1: Or wore red check. It was like a terry toweling material. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a teeto, like a Maxwell Williams.
Speaker 2: T towel, like a picnic blanket.
Speaker 1: It was like it really was.
Speaker 3: It was nice.
Speaker 1: So, yes, black tie is the thing. Just get anything
Speaker 1: black tie, and I've got no idea what to get.
Speaker 1: They even sent me an email and they were like, hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: Shwrowski is the official sponsor of the event. Please have
Speaker 1: a look through the look book provided and tell me
Speaker 1: if you'd like any items. Badgers and brooches and necklaces galore.
Speaker 2: Crystals. I don't know what a man would do with those, because,
Speaker 2: like for a lady, it's easy bang on some earrings
Speaker 2: or a ring or something. But what are you going
Speaker 2: to put your fucking crystal?
Speaker 1: I know I have a female co host and she's like, lovely,
Speaker 1: I'll take the emerald three inch gown neck I'll give it.
Speaker 2: I'll choose it. I know what looks good on you.
Speaker 3: Let us choose it.
Speaker 2: Every time you've ignored my fashioned advice, you've ended up
Speaker 2: looking shocking. So I feel like I need to take
Speaker 2: Charlie chiefs.
Speaker 1: Lovely.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's all very feminine. Oh what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: No, no, please, there's surely there's a necklace. Get a
Speaker 1: necklace or a very feminine They are very feminine, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Not that there's anything wrong with dressing FM, But you
Speaker 2: don't typically dress fem No. What about this little rose
Speaker 2: gold hairpin?
Speaker 3: I like that?
Speaker 2: Put that in your quiff, in the center.
Speaker 1: Of my quiff. But I'm gonna have to ask the
Speaker 1: team for this, the production team. Now go, are you
Speaker 1: sure you want the rose gold hairpin?
Speaker 2: And you say, I don't want to have to say
Speaker 2: it again, I want the rose gold hairpin. Okay, I
Speaker 2: just want to get you something really absurd, just that
Speaker 2: we know you're wearing, but no one else does, like
Speaker 2: some sort of like you know how people what are
Speaker 2: those things that brides put on the inside of their
Speaker 2: leg and they take something like that where it's hidden,
Speaker 2: and then just you post in our Facebook group the
Speaker 2: injurant idiots. Look, guys, here's proof that I've got.
Speaker 1: It my garter on my thigh.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe the rose gold hair clip is the way
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: And where do I put it in my suit jacket
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Is it compulsory that you wear some
Speaker 2: of this shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's sponsored by did you anyway?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks for helping me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't envy you. I'm really glad that I
Speaker 2: haven't had any formal where this year. Twenty twenties kind
Speaker 2: of wiped that out. I usually have to go to
Speaker 2: the logis for work and I just hate it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not because of the event, just because I have to
Speaker 2: dress nicely and everyone around me is looking really good,
Speaker 2: and I'm with this bloody shirt from y D but
Speaker 2: barely fits.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh god, yeah, I used to go
Speaker 1: to Connor and now I don't fit Connor. Who is Connor? Anyway?
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. All right, you're ready for your origin?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, look at guy? Is it just me? Have
Speaker 2: you ever fallen for an online scam?
Speaker 1: Oh? Let me think, because I probably feel like that's
Speaker 1: in my.
Speaker 2: It does sound, it does sound very within your character
Speaker 2: to fall for an online scam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, although I'm very thorough in my research for things,
Speaker 1: research and watch YouTube videos. Way have you followed for one?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: And the most recent one is quite embarrassing because it
Speaker 2: came up on a TikTok ad, which you would assume
Speaker 2: would be safe. But I was just browsing TikTok albeit
Speaker 2: a little bit drunk, so my brain wasn't fully switched on,
Speaker 2: and I saw this ad for gobbles, which is a
Speaker 2: type of stress ball. You know, I love my stress ball.
Speaker 2: I hit the pharaograph no need, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get me a gobble. They look fun,
Speaker 2: and so I ordered it. It just came up on
Speaker 2: TikTok punched in my details, and then a couple of
Speaker 2: months later, this is like last week. I was like,
Speaker 2: where did the Bloody double get to? And so I
Speaker 2: looked up the email confirmation. I clicked through the website
Speaker 2: where it says track your order, and this website doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: And then I googled gobbles and they product also doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and I was like, what the hell's happened?
Speaker 2: Gobbles don't exist. A website I got it from doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Like you go to that u URL and it's just
Speaker 2: like no by this domain, like it literally doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: They just gobbled up your money.
Speaker 2: And I felt like such a fool because I've been
Speaker 2: so vigilant since the last time I was scammed. Remember
Speaker 2: that bloody Lady Gaga incident.
Speaker 1: Oh you were in America, you scalped or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was in Vegas. I already had tickets to
Speaker 2: her Vegas show, and then my friend ended up being
Speaker 2: in town by coincidence. I was like, come to the
Speaker 2: show with me. I'll find a ticket. When on Facebook
Speaker 2: marketplace fell for the first scam, and I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, fool me. Once shame on you, But for
Speaker 2: me twice, shame on me. I've got scammed again a
Speaker 2: second ticket. This person fooled me because when I messaged them,
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, are you still selling your Gaga ticket?
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, man, my girlfriend can't go tonight. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. You work for Kyle and Jackieyo. I used
Speaker 2: to live in Saint Mary's, which is a suburban Sydney. Oh,
Speaker 2: I love them. I listened every day I missed listening
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and I was like, oh, okay, so
Speaker 2: they're not some bot, you know, some scam that's.
Speaker 1: An elaborate bot. Though exactly the.
Speaker 2: First scam, I had no profile P picture, so I
Speaker 2: really should go that. That's on me. But this second one,
Speaker 2: they fooled me hook line and sinker, and I felt
Speaker 2: for it and I was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: only going to go through legit things now. But now
Speaker 2: here we are with the gobbles.
Speaker 1: How did you do it? Sorry? Did you transfer them
Speaker 1: money on PayPal? And then they were going to email
Speaker 1: you the tickets?
Speaker 2: Yes, they were going to give me the digital tickets
Speaker 2: and I transferred them on PayPal. Now here's your first clue.
Speaker 2: By the way, if someone asks you to make it
Speaker 2: a family and friends payment instead of a goods and
Speaker 2: services payment, that makes it harder to reverse the payment.
Speaker 1: So they don't pay tax on that, right.
Speaker 2: I don't know, actually, I just think you if it's
Speaker 2: a goods and services payment, it's easier for you to
Speaker 2: cancel it on PayPal, all right, But if it's family
Speaker 2: and friends, it just kind of goes through. Fortunately I
Speaker 2: did get my mummy to ring the bank and I
Speaker 2: got all my money back.
Speaker 1: I'm talking over a thousand dollars worth of When this happened,
Speaker 1: this was tragic, it was distraught.
Speaker 2: I ended up getting a ticket to the show. By
Speaker 2: the way, like an hour before the show, the actual
Speaker 2: theater put out tweet being like last minute tickets. I
Speaker 2: was like, fucking, I'll.
Speaker 1: Need to see correct the licensing numbers to make sure
Speaker 1: I've been scammed before.
Speaker 2: If I'd known they were going to be releasing last
Speaker 2: minute tickets, I wouldn't have been scammed twice all day?
Speaker 1: Like is it ticket tech or ticket took Now I
Speaker 1: have quickly googled globbles exist right? No gobbles, Oh gobbles,
Speaker 1: not globbles.
Speaker 2: It's not global.
Speaker 1: But see Crayola we all love Crayola. The crayons have
Speaker 1: globbles stress balls, so maybe these gobbles have tried to
Speaker 1: rip off Crayola. They must, and they've used their photos
Speaker 1: as well, and they look so fun.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to play with the bloody gobble.
Speaker 1: They stick on the wall. These people are throwing them
Speaker 1: on the wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know. That's why I wanted to get
Speaker 2: one added to my collection.
Speaker 1: Oh god, actually I have enough. Speaking of have.
Speaker 2: You seen this collection?
Speaker 3: There's a lot there.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I sit like two meters apart at work
Speaker 1: and they will be typing away trying to schedule my
Speaker 1: music for my show at night, and all I hear
Speaker 1: is like, what is that? Something's pumping up an air
Speaker 1: mattress and it's Mitch squeezing the life some squishy unicorn.
Speaker 2: It's a fantasy Cata corn squishy. Thank you very much?
Speaker 1: Can you tell? I don't think people know this about you,
Speaker 1: but you have an addiction to what plushies and squish
Speaker 1: spoken about.
Speaker 2: I am a big fan of threats balls, but fuck,
Speaker 2: it's intensified. I've started collecting little characters instead of just
Speaker 2: a colored ball that you use for medical purposes, I've
Speaker 2: got faces and ship I found them here.
Speaker 4: In my desk.
Speaker 2: Cold on, go get them.
Speaker 1: Fish squishy sorry, squishes it fishies every time someone opens
Speaker 1: the door. Guys, I've connected a censor so when the
Speaker 1: door opens and close, it starts this music. I don't
Speaker 1: even do it.
Speaker 3: It's just automatic squishes squishy.
Speaker 1: Poor idiot getting full. Don't buy anything off back. I've
Speaker 1: actually got.
Speaker 2: I got this at a market in Woggle, Woggle, of
Speaker 2: all places.
Speaker 1: I was like, what are they? What can I have?
Speaker 1: Can I not have one?
Speaker 2: I've got honest one, I've only unwrapped a couple. Look
Speaker 2: I've got can I have for all these ones in
Speaker 2: the box in the bag? These are or my my
Speaker 2: squishy still in the rappids, I've got ten, I think,
Speaker 2: look at them all. I'm gonna sound insane right now,
Speaker 2: but the squishy community is very alive. Like there are
Speaker 2: so many different variants of squishies you can get. You'd
Speaker 2: love them. There's like burger squishies, French fried squishes. There's
Speaker 2: so many different ones. But I've got these fantasy ones
Speaker 2: like a little dolphin.
Speaker 1: Oh don't they you?
Speaker 3: This one's a bit like sweet fairy flops.
Speaker 1: Let's swap j down and take the what's it called again? Buonacorn?
Speaker 2: That one's the unicorn. She's got the fantasy catacorn.
Speaker 1: Sorry, the fantasy catacorn. What's happened to its eyes?
Speaker 2: I've had a rough week.
Speaker 1: You've stress squeezed its eyes off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not very expensive looking around there? Like the
Speaker 2: pet comes off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the paint does.
Speaker 3: The unicorn still has its horn.
Speaker 1: This is very close from going to a catacorn to
Speaker 1: just a cat. It's horners hanging on.
Speaker 2: By a thread.
Speaker 3: No, not the catacuort.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, Mitch, no wonder you need a
Speaker 1: fucking tender sponsorship to get you bloody someone When you
Speaker 1: walk into your house you think it's a bloody toy.
Speaker 2: Mart Oh yeah, no, I keep them. I keep them
Speaker 2: at work a squishy museum. Yeah, literally, I love them.
Speaker 2: They're so great.
Speaker 1: You're probably on some watch list somewhere the amount of
Speaker 1: kid's toys you're buying online.
Speaker 2: I'll unwrap one so that you can.
Speaker 1: So you can unboxing. I think is the efficient time.
Speaker 2: All right, which one do you want?
Speaker 1: Read the names out? Read the names out of their name.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're names, but they're like this is
Speaker 2: the that's a cloud, that's another unicorn over that, that's
Speaker 2: a that's a rainbow, that one's a shooting star, and
Speaker 2: this one's a whale.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the whale is appropriate.
Speaker 2: Thanks, you're not keeping it time. Wow, it says collect
Speaker 2: them all, and I thought, all right.
Speaker 4: I will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true. Hold, I'm going to just set the
Speaker 1: scene as if we're at the Easter Show. Here we
Speaker 1: go through. At the Easter Show, kids are always coughing,
Speaker 1: have a dag wood, dumb shut up tim a fantasy squishy, perfumed,
Speaker 1: anti stressed figure. Slow rise, Squeeze me. So you said
Speaker 1: to that guy at the party on the wikend, Hello,
Speaker 1: just squeeze me. We'll see what happens on the center
Speaker 1: is extra strong shout of the packet. The crowd died off.
Speaker 1: That's because the Easy Show is canceled. Oh smell that
Speaker 1: Janner that smells of it's a mix between strawberry and
Speaker 1: patrol him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like if you're you know, if
Speaker 2: you're one of those people that kind of shakes your
Speaker 2: leg because you're like add or anxious or whatever, or
Speaker 2: maybe you bite your nails or you just have trouble
Speaker 2: sitting sealed. It's one of those things where it's just
Speaker 2: kind of it's it's they're on par with a fidget spinner, right,
Speaker 2: is it something to kind of keep you simulated and whatever?
Speaker 2: And for me it's two birds of one stone and
Speaker 2: improves the hand strength after the injury.
Speaker 1: If we're talking things that keep you stimulated, it's stress
Speaker 1: balls and viagra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well haven't I can digress? I wouldn't it. I
Speaker 2: feel like I need to keep fucking reminding you of this.
Speaker 2: It's so funny though, if you look up squishes and
Speaker 2: stress balls and stuff online, they're always the most random
Speaker 2: combination of things. It's like the cat burger squishy, so
Speaker 2: it's like a burger but the buns are a cat's head.
Speaker 2: Or it's like the panda cake squishy, and it's like
Speaker 2: a cake mad out of a panda. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: how do they come up with these random combinations of objects?
Speaker 1: Dog pizza squishy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Literally, shit like that, Like someone cooked? What's coming
Speaker 2: up with this stuff?
Speaker 1: Hey? Bro?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's combine a dog and a pizza and
Speaker 2: make it a piece of foam that people can squish.
Speaker 1: Dude, every wrong? Those babies, right, and we love Heroin.
Speaker 1: You baby Heroin squishy, wok it up, We'll three D
Speaker 1: print it.
Speaker 2: I'll find some of them.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, so what do we gonna do? What's
Speaker 1: the what's the plan from here? I want to do
Speaker 1: squishy iGEM merch.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. That's actually a good idea we
Speaker 2: could do. We've been looking into getting merged. That's a
Speaker 2: fun one.
Speaker 1: So we could do. You know, you've got the catacorn.
Speaker 1: You could do the what is Jenna love the Jenna knife.
Speaker 3: I want a gena knife, like.
Speaker 1: A kitchen blade with your thighs and your mouth on it,
Speaker 1: maybe a ponytail. Then Mitcharld obviously be the Mitch pill.
Speaker 1: Be a giant Viagra pill, and that'd be easy to
Speaker 1: make because it's an easy little pill shake. Then what
Speaker 1: would I be? Mitch?
Speaker 2: Oh? What do we get? Like a yellow a yellow
Speaker 2: stress ball and it's got a little lunch box on
Speaker 2: it and it says psychiatric recess.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I'm so that is good.
Speaker 2: I've just been having a browse of the other combinations
Speaker 2: of things. They're so fucking weird. Read some who comes
Speaker 2: up with these. There's a cactus bear, squishy it's a bear,
Speaker 2: but it's text is a cactus. There's a fish macaron
Speaker 2: squishy macaron macaroon, monkey cupcakes squishy Like, who thinks of
Speaker 2: this ship?
Speaker 3: Jesus genius?
Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks for show, and tell Mitchell it's just
Speaker 1: a free number three on the Israel Australian podcast Charts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that with Tony Lodge there. We had her on
Speaker 2: last week as a guest host and she's actually inspired you, Mitchell, Yeah,
Speaker 2: to start giving shit away to our listeners.
Speaker 1: Right well, I, you know, giveaways are in my blood.
Speaker 1: I do it every night, week nights from nine on
Speaker 1: the Kiss Network. So I thought, well, bring it to
Speaker 1: the podcast, bring it to the cloud. Tony gives on
Speaker 1: one trick Tony her podcast, she gives away is it
Speaker 1: a mini mass bar?
Speaker 2: Yes to everyone that leaves the review, and they once
Speaker 2: read it out on the podcast.
Speaker 1: So we thought, let's do the same.
Speaker 2: Well, we're doing it anyway, and people leave reviews without
Speaker 2: being bribed. Imagine how many more we're going to get
Speaker 2: now that we start bribing people.
Speaker 1: Have you had a look at the level of reviews
Speaker 1: we've had since bribing people? No, adnamt I forgot how
Speaker 1: incentive driven to Humans were all of a sudden. People
Speaker 1: love this podcast, have loved it since day dot.
Speaker 2: Oh god, how are we going to choose the ones
Speaker 2: to read out?
Speaker 1: I've already picked them.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I feel bad. I'm gonna have to look
Speaker 2: at all the others two because I appreciate them all
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: You know what, This actually keeps us going. This gets
Speaker 1: us up on the charts. It keeps us inspired. We're
Speaker 1: getting it. There's an extra one star, which I'm not
Speaker 1: happy about. Now what is the prize? He image?
Speaker 2: What did you say you're going to do? You were
Speaker 2: going to send them because I want nothing to do.
Speaker 1: Now I'm involved. Mitchell wants me to take a leading
Speaker 1: part in doing this, and I will. We're giving them
Speaker 1: away one of ten Ijer mugs. Is that correct?
Speaker 2: I don't think there's ten, but whatever, However, many left,
Speaker 2: so we just keep got mugs to send out. And
Speaker 2: then after that, after we've gone out of those, well
Speaker 2: as we've got red rooster vouchers.
Speaker 1: Yes, so you'll be getting something. This is an interesting
Speaker 1: review by uh let me get this right, Gerard Meme.
Speaker 1: Girard Meme says, I'm an aspiring educator. That's the title,
Speaker 1: this podcast is a fantastic tool to use in the classroom.
Speaker 1: The team provides insights into issues that are dividing society
Speaker 1: and draw around educated conclusions to provide further insights into
Speaker 1: the topic. The back and forth between conversation brings a
Speaker 1: natural element to the show, resulting in a podcast of
Speaker 1: the highest standard. Fellow educators, I suggest you do not
Speaker 1: engage in sorry tunnel when calling professionals, as your employer
Speaker 1: may refer to this act as unprofessional. However, I believe
Speaker 1: that it's a great way to form positive relationships with parents.
Speaker 1: Keep up the fantastic work. Looking for to next week's
Speaker 1: surprising igems? How nice is that? All right? There you go.
Speaker 1: You've got the mug. Congratulations, the first ever mug. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: Should you have the one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How does this shit work? They just gonna have to
Speaker 2: message you and say, yeah, that was me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So if that's you listening, now dm the couple
Speaker 1: Mitch's page, or you can DM me or Mitch will
Speaker 1: find you.
Speaker 2: Maybe from now on. Just when you guys, leave a
Speaker 2: review if you're hoping that it'll get read out, and
Speaker 2: just sign off with your Instagram handle at the end, or.
Speaker 1: Just DM me and I will sort out to not
Speaker 1: DM Mitchell. He wants no part in this. And you
Speaker 1: know what other simple man, I need to, you know,
Speaker 1: write the Buddy Manifesto of Early Europe to get read out.
Speaker 1: Diana with two ends says, can I have a mug? Please? Diana?
Speaker 1: Of course you can.
Speaker 2: Did she forget that?
Speaker 1: Just get a bug please?
Speaker 2: That's not how it works. You have to say something nice.
Speaker 2: That's just gonna spam our review.
Speaker 1: Five stars, five stars.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, but I feel like you guys don't get
Speaker 2: the purpose of a review. It's for outside visitors who
Speaker 2: were browsing the podcast app. They look and see whether
Speaker 2: it's worth listening to. If they see that, that's no
Speaker 2: incentive them to listen. Really, Yes, take her fucking mug back. No,
Speaker 2: you've done it now you have to give it to.
Speaker 1: Her, Diane, she's got it again. One more mug left, guys,
Speaker 1: we have a lot. I'm gonna go here. Natina Mum.
Speaker 1: This is from Natina Mum. It's very nice. I wonder
Speaker 1: if she's got kids. Absolutely love these guys. Always gives
Speaker 1: me a good laugh when I'm needing it. If my
Speaker 1: son comes home with friends like these boys, I will
Speaker 1: be a happy mum. They are so lovely even when
Speaker 1: they're being inappropriate. Look forward to many years of last
Speaker 1: from them. Only downside is they only do one episode
Speaker 1: a week. Love Yours, Natina.
Speaker 3: And I'm a Girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people love to talk about you, but I can't
Speaker 1: because we're done. We've given out three months well done
Speaker 1: to today's mug nights. Leave a review now five stars.
Speaker 1: Write whatever you like to get a shout out on
Speaker 1: the cloud and the pod.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you all this comparing ourselves to Tony's
Speaker 2: podcast that we've done. I think it might have made
Speaker 2: Jenna a bit guilty, because you know how we kept
Speaker 2: pointing out how youthful Tony's producer Mason is.
Speaker 1: He was paired to her. We've got a calendar invite
Speaker 1: for the for the podcast we did.
Speaker 2: It's very organized and it's very helpful to her. Unlike Jenna,
Speaker 2: but oh my god, she must have been inspired, because
Speaker 2: you wouldn't believe I was flawed. She came to me
Speaker 2: with an idea. Yes, forty eight episodes later and this
Speaker 2: is the first thing.
Speaker 1: Jenna brought an idea and.
Speaker 3: I printed things.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know about this, So this is this
Speaker 2: can be something else that we add to the prize coverin.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, oh wow, it's pretty good. So I've printed them.
Speaker 3: I'm going to explain it first.
Speaker 1: So you approached Mitch with this idea this week?
Speaker 3: Yes, and then I designed some prototypes as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hell have you been thinking about this idea for
Speaker 1: not that long? Okay, you're weak. So it came to
Speaker 1: you and you thought, I'm taking this straight to one
Speaker 1: of the mitches.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yes, it's a merch idea, right.
Speaker 1: Because we're in the middle of making our merch for
Speaker 1: our show, which.
Speaker 2: Is coming, so we'll get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is the is it just Me Rash shirt?
Speaker 3: So that's the first.
Speaker 2: One, so Jenna's made mock ups and then is it
Speaker 2: just Me Rash vests? Yes, a swimming top.
Speaker 3: I've designed seven different t do you have the time?
Speaker 3: The first one is simple? Second design is Joseph and
Speaker 3: Mary looking over Is it just me as Jesus?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Okay this model?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that was.
Speaker 1: Just you're covering baby Jesus's head with the podcast logo.
Speaker 1: That's blasphemy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that one.
Speaker 1: Okay, move on, next one. Well, so far, this is
Speaker 1: my favorite.
Speaker 3: Next one is the Titanic crashing into an iceberg, which
Speaker 3: is is it just me logo?
Speaker 1: So our logo is the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how fast she'd gone after a green lip.
Speaker 2: I have not seen any of these.
Speaker 1: Why did you give it the A? Okay, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have gotten this.
Speaker 3: We're going to get this done.
Speaker 1: This is like a shark tank. When there's a ship idea,
Speaker 1: they nip it straight in the butt.
Speaker 3: This is a great idea.
Speaker 2: Don't invest it's been forty eight episodes. She's never pitched anything.
Speaker 2: Far be it for me to shut down the first idea.
Speaker 3: The cancer counsel wants to invest in this, Then you
Speaker 3: know we're open listening.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 1: Titanic takes up a lot of the rash real estate,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. It's a big artwork, all right.
Speaker 3: Next one is inspiration from a big fan of ours,
Speaker 3: Helen Keller's favorite podcast and Helen Keller as in a
Speaker 3: past life, I was Helen Keller. Now we're getting into
Speaker 3: to the individual ones.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, not yet.
Speaker 3: First of all, my best friends. Oh that one's just
Speaker 3: a nice one.
Speaker 1: To add so that to me, you and Mitchell together
Speaker 1: a nice one because I thought, you.
Speaker 3: Know, it's a bit dark at the moment, so just
Speaker 3: a nice good time.
Speaker 2: Graphic design is going to need some work.
Speaker 1: Who do you think is the demographic for this?
Speaker 3: Our fans?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm keeping an open mind.
Speaker 3: Yes, Next one for fans of mixed.
Speaker 1: Churi, many of them Mitch Nation, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: They love this.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Mitch Cherry.
Speaker 2: That looks more like al from Toy Story two to
Speaker 2: me actually from to.
Speaker 1: Give me that diculous already said no to that one.
Speaker 2: Excuse me that one? And sorry, Jenna, that's sixty cents
Speaker 2: to pread.
Speaker 1: I'd almost rather print the Titanic on a rash shirt cost.
Speaker 2: Sixty cents to print. Did you go to the library?
Speaker 2: How did you drop off of office works on the way here?
Speaker 3: No, I went to the library.
Speaker 1: Do they still exist?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: It was open for an hour because you have a
Speaker 3: membership card. Yeah, yeah, I got one especially for this.
Speaker 3: Next one for fans of Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Kub's plenty of them.
Speaker 3: Straight out of bo good Gate.
Speaker 2: Jenna, Now you're just taking the pics.
Speaker 3: That's a good I want this one.
Speaker 2: That's my that's good, Mitchell ko l seven. That's nothing
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: That's the exact part. I tried to enter the brief
Speaker 1: doing advocate.
Speaker 3: A beautiful one.
Speaker 2: Very well, I suggest, Oh god, I done, where's mine?
Speaker 1: I found? You know what? I was thinking that?
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, this is me. What have you got standing
Speaker 3: at the stake in fourteen twenty?
Speaker 1: That's a real that's the Salem Witch Trials, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I think that that should be our hero piece. Fuck
Speaker 2: the other six. We're just selling that rash first.
Speaker 3: I think it's a beautiful rash.
Speaker 1: I can see that that.
Speaker 3: Is my favorite personally, but I like all of them equally.
Speaker 2: I think you should put them all in our Facebook
Speaker 2: group and people can vote which which Jenna rashfs they
Speaker 2: would like to buy you Jesus, all right, I do?
Speaker 2: I do rate that one did one thing. We're gonna
Speaker 2: have to wait another forty eight episodes for her next idea,
Speaker 2: but hey, we'll get there.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Jenna. Oh I've got something else to add.
Speaker 1: Why don't you save it for another week? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm really excited about this.
Speaker 1: Please. What's got to her?
Speaker 6: She?
Speaker 2: Really? We should we should compare her to competent produces
Speaker 2: more and we're sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you know we always like sweepers for the podcast.
Speaker 1: Sure, sleepers are those the sound effects that playing between
Speaker 1: the seconds?
Speaker 3: Yes, so I got a celebrity to do one for hours.
Speaker 3: I went out of my way.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about you have zero contact with anything
Speaker 1: you've done?
Speaker 2: You've done nothing this whole podcast, and now you've done
Speaker 2: all this ship what is going on?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm just opening my voice memos. I did get
Speaker 3: a celebrity.
Speaker 2: It's kind of not It would have been better if
Speaker 2: you sent.
Speaker 3: No, no, this is fine. This is fine because yeah
Speaker 3: it's fine. Yeah, so I.
Speaker 1: Hold it up to the microphone, you know obviously.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Do you want to do a
Speaker 3: sweet fun for my podcast?
Speaker 7: Don't a guy?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: What about let's do something good where it's just me?
Speaker 6: You're listening to.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Jenner?
Speaker 1: Is it really podcast? Just? Is it just me? High
Speaker 1: podcast pals?
Speaker 6: You can say that, hell it podcast pals, it's Joins Jersey.
Speaker 6: You know me, it's like Prince just Jersey. You're listening
Speaker 6: to Jenna Benson on just Me. It's just me, not
Speaker 6: me Jenna Benson the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, so yeah, feel free to use that. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: about the background noise. It was Jonesy's fish pond. So yes,
Speaker 3: he's Jonesy, you know joins and Amanda.
Speaker 1: Oh, Amanda Keller, Oh, I love her. That would have
Speaker 1: been a great she works with person with a dick
Speaker 1: that she's on with j I know them both.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ship can your first producing efforts,
Speaker 2: but you probably could have. It wouldn't have killed you
Speaker 2: to get a take to where he gets the name
Speaker 2: right and the hope right.
Speaker 3: You know, you know it was a busy day. You
Speaker 3: know it's hard.
Speaker 1: You're too nervous. Just tell the celebrity to rework. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to know. I think that's she's brought some
Speaker 1: stuff to the table, albeit fantastic or a draft.
Speaker 2: An idea is an idea. Not all ideas are good.
Speaker 2: In fact, I do believe Jenna that you're going to
Speaker 2: have to make room and you're junk for that sweet
Speaker 2: But we're not using that. We can't use it, put it.
Speaker 2: We're putting it in Jenna's junk.
Speaker 3: Aren't we way to do it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Can we you know?
Speaker 1: Use going into Jenni's jack always drie your hands Jenna.
Speaker 1: We're about to dive. Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk,
Speaker 1: shall we.
Speaker 2: Jenna's junk is where we look back at all our
Speaker 2: rubbish segment ideas, which and I we think of things
Speaker 2: to talk about, and when we think, nah, that's no good,
Speaker 2: that's not going to go anywhere, that that's a bit boring,
Speaker 2: we throw it in Jenna's junk and then she has
Speaker 2: a little fiddle with her own junk. And this is
Speaker 2: where the magic happened.
Speaker 1: They build up too, because I think of quite a
Speaker 1: few a week and I go, Jenna, will this work?
Speaker 1: And we sort of work it out that it doesn't straighten.
Speaker 3: The junk yaas I've done this.
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite segments.
Speaker 1: Actually, people do love Jeni's junk. It's full, right, You've
Speaker 1: got a lot going on, it's always full, all right,
Speaker 1: Dive in Jenna with the first one when you're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: first change.
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is tragic. Is it just me? Or
Speaker 3: do you think Chappelle Corby is innocent?
Speaker 1: That's me hit me out.
Speaker 2: That's a big one.
Speaker 1: Playing Devil's Advocate. I feel like.
Speaker 2: It's quite a meaty topic. That's not like that's boring.
Speaker 1: I couldn't go anywhere, and that's why it was cut
Speaker 1: because we're not really a current affairs podcast.
Speaker 2: No, we've got no place commenting on that.
Speaker 1: With Mark Fennell whatever his name isn't some sort of
Speaker 1: fucking route. I just think you're really that dumb to
Speaker 1: fill a boogie board full of marijuana.
Speaker 2: I don't think she did the feeling. I think she
Speaker 2: someone else did, and then she was paid to trying
Speaker 2: to smuggle it.
Speaker 1: Oh, conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's not a conspiracy. That's what happened her.
Speaker 3: No, like someone she knows, she was a family.
Speaker 1: She was a mule.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, she didn't come up with the idea herself,
Speaker 2: because then I was gonna say, I'm going to put
Speaker 2: all my dad. It was someone else's. She was just
Speaker 2: trying to smuggle it.
Speaker 1: I've seen where your dex sand fetter meines a cat.
Speaker 2: I've always wondered why I've never been pulled up at
Speaker 2: like customs for having all those drugs on me because
Speaker 2: prescript description. Though, No, if I proved that if you travel,
Speaker 2: I've never done that. Thank god, I have been pulled up.
Speaker 1: People normally have a pill box right with their medication.
Speaker 3: I got pulled up. Did you wear with all my antidepressants?
Speaker 1: Where were you?
Speaker 3: I was at the international airport going to LA the
Speaker 3: many times, pulled up and they took all my medication
Speaker 3: out of my bag and said what's this? And I said,
Speaker 3: obviously my medication, Like where's the prescription? I didn't bring
Speaker 3: my prescription. I'm going to the pharmacy. And yeah, they
Speaker 3: had to look it.
Speaker 2: All up a lot of these medications they keep the
Speaker 2: prescription at the chemist anyways, So I don't know how
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 3: Take it exactly, but you know it has my name
Speaker 3: on it, so I don't say that.
Speaker 2: But why are we not doing updates to check in
Speaker 2: on how tawee generate is? Like? Why am I the
Speaker 2: one doing all this antidepressant opening up.
Speaker 1: Because her vagina works just fine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's all about the libido as well.
Speaker 3: Oh I lost that fifty years.
Speaker 1: That's the update a civil rights movement, All right, Janni's
Speaker 1: diving there we go.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh, this one's crap. Are you is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or are you always thinking about the quality of your stool?
Speaker 4: That was me?
Speaker 2: That was me?
Speaker 1: Was it like a like a bar stool or a shit.
Speaker 2: No, a shit, And I chose not to go ahead
Speaker 2: with it because I'm like, that's very FM radio, isn't
Speaker 2: it to talk about excrement? Not into it. But I
Speaker 2: just get a sense of pride when I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at how much fiber you've had in your night
Speaker 2: to day. It was no you know mess.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll be honestly opening up. You know, you
Speaker 1: talk about your vagina, you talk about your broken penis.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm very I don't think I've
Speaker 1: had a hard stool in twenty years.
Speaker 2: It would have something to do with your appalling diet,
Speaker 2: I feel, because if I have a pig out like
Speaker 2: a cheap day, and I eat all this rubbish or
Speaker 2: this sugar whatever, that's when the next that the deep
Speaker 2: shame comes back to me more than ever when I go, oh,
Speaker 2: that ship's no good. I'm always thinking. I'm always forward
Speaker 2: planning what the stool is going to be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, so you're thinking about the stool before the
Speaker 1: stools even are stool.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like sometimes if i know I've eaten, well,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't wait, it's shit, it's going to
Speaker 2: be so good.
Speaker 1: Oh I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, and I get like, I get smug about it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that was such a healthy dad.
Speaker 1: Really, Now you know when that you have to do
Speaker 1: what and you don't there's only really like one wipe
Speaker 1: that needs to be done. It's sort of just's keeping. No,
Speaker 1: I know you don't really have to, but you just
Speaker 1: do it as a pleasantry. But sometimes there's just it
Speaker 1: just comes straight out like you're on a water side
Speaker 1: at went like.
Speaker 2: A kid coming and then less wet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's wet. Yeah, yeah, I have had those, But God,
Speaker 1: the year that the days have since passed since I've
Speaker 1: had a solid STRD.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it's it's good. It's a good sense
Speaker 2: of pride you get.
Speaker 1: I love to just go to the toil. Isn't it
Speaker 1: a nice feeling?
Speaker 2: None of your I'm not going to go in, Sorry,
Speaker 2: all right, just go back.
Speaker 1: I'm moving on good time.
Speaker 3: Oh God, is it just me? Or have you never
Speaker 3: actually minded the gap when getting off a train?
Speaker 1: I'll climb that. Everyone always talks about it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever tripped?
Speaker 1: No, I've never tripped. I don't need to trip, not
Speaker 1: a geriatric.
Speaker 2: Oh but I feel like it's it's it's in your nature.
Speaker 2: To like be a bit clumsy to trip at the gap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably have, but don't fallen beneath the tracks.
Speaker 2: I'm always paranoid that I'm going to drop my phone
Speaker 2: or some shit down.
Speaker 1: There, Yeah, down that crack.
Speaker 2: So I'm I always mind the gap. Really, Yeah, no.
Speaker 1: I never mind the gap. I can give a shit
Speaker 1: about the gap. The gap minds me. I wouldn't fit
Speaker 1: down that gap even if I tried.
Speaker 2: I'd even worried about falling down there, about my item.
Speaker 1: My big toe wouldn't even fit in that.
Speaker 2: But the GAP's not always the same site. Sometimes the
Speaker 2: train is like really high up and it's like quite
Speaker 2: a like, yes, it's quite a big gap and it
Speaker 2: can step down. Like you got to mind the gap, babe,
Speaker 2: you got to mind the gap. There's no gap consistency.
Speaker 2: Hayden and I were in Chicago, because I'm in and
Speaker 2: out of Chicago. I the gap in Chicago is like
Speaker 2: half a meter to get into the into the carry.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you hadn't minded it, I just buddy fall
Speaker 2: into your debt.
Speaker 1: I was minding it there.
Speaker 2: Mitchell's not coming back to Australia. He perished on his
Speaker 2: trip to Chicago. He didn't mind the gap.
Speaker 1: Sorry, bad way to go. You know in the Simpsons
Speaker 1: movie when Homer gets caught in the dome and like
Speaker 1: half of his upper body is sticking out and his fingers, oh,
Speaker 1: he's in the sand, That's exactly what it would be like.
Speaker 1: I just help help.
Speaker 2: Board more junk.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or is click Frenzy ship?
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever gotten amongst.
Speaker 1: That's just terrible. Every year I fall for it, Frenzy,
Speaker 1: click Frenzy, Click Frenzy air pods one dollar, and I'm like, shit,
Speaker 1: let's go on.
Speaker 2: I was literally talking about online scams earlier this episode.
Speaker 1: Don't fold for it, But it's not a scam. They
Speaker 1: must have one pair that they sell for a dollar,
Speaker 1: and then some fool gets it and then there's no more.
Speaker 1: They're out of stock.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how it works.
Speaker 1: It's like all this great stock they clearly buy three
Speaker 1: of or four of, and then they say, we'll sell
Speaker 1: a PlayStation five for ten bucks. So everyone signs up
Speaker 1: or got that side image, it's really going back to
Speaker 1: bite me. They say, oh, you know, everyone signs up,
Speaker 1: gives your email address. They get so much site traffic,
Speaker 1: so they can advertise and get all that money, but
Speaker 1: then they only have three of these items. They've got
Speaker 1: no stock, and like.
Speaker 3: An hour or twenty minutes before it actually goes in
Speaker 3: and sale, they'll tell you, oh, at three twenty five am,
Speaker 3: this will be available.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, then the site will crash because there's so much
Speaker 1: traffic you can't even get on.
Speaker 2: Have you ever successfully gotten something on there?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 4: Ever?
Speaker 1: And I've tried here. I'm on it now. Click Frenzy,
Speaker 1: unlock extra event benefits. Become a free member, give us
Speaker 1: your email.
Speaker 3: I am a member. I remember I've never got anything
Speaker 3: from you.
Speaker 1: You've signed up and you never see.
Speaker 3: I signed up last year.
Speaker 1: It's ship.
Speaker 2: It sounds like too much work and not much payoff.
Speaker 2: So yep, no good, no payoff. I'm with you there.
Speaker 2: What else is in the junk Jennet?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this one's Is it just me? Or does
Speaker 3: the person who came up with Soggy SAOs deserve to
Speaker 3: rot in hell?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No mystery as to who that was.
Speaker 1: That was me.
Speaker 2: I've made it. I've made no secret of my feelings
Speaker 2: towards spoof on this very podcast. You have whoever thought
Speaker 2: of Soggy SAOs? Deserves a bullet in my mind because
Speaker 2: that that ship's revolting. If you don't know what a
Speaker 2: soggy sao is, it's essentially, please don't like the crustket
Speaker 2: biscuit sort of thing. And apparently it's this revolting ritual
Speaker 2: where boys at a sleepover will gather around it. They
Speaker 2: will jack themselves off, and the last person to deposit
Speaker 2: themselves on the sao then has to eat the sao
Speaker 2: which has gone soggy because every other bloke in this
Speaker 2: fucked game has already deposited themselves. So it's a game
Speaker 2: of who can you know, finish finish the quickest on
Speaker 2: the sail, and then the last one I has to
Speaker 2: eat it. And I'm like, that's I'm sorry, that's some
Speaker 2: gay shit, Like this is a straight man thing to do.
Speaker 2: This is their idea of fun.
Speaker 1: How do they jack off though in front of each other?
Speaker 2: I could never. I could never who thought of that?
Speaker 1: Also? I don't know about them, but I'm not exactly Like,
Speaker 1: there's not like a sentiment like I sometimes goes up
Speaker 1: in the air. How do you aim it like that?
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, It's true. It's not like a you know,
Speaker 1: hose link. You don't get perfect, dame. It's not a
Speaker 1: three D printing pen.
Speaker 2: I've never gotten amongst it. I always thought maybe it
Speaker 2: was like a like a myth, one of those urban legends. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is nothing that people do at sleepovers, thinking that
Speaker 2: no one ever did it. But no, I actually know
Speaker 2: people that I.
Speaker 1: Was just about to say that I don't know anyone
Speaker 1: who's ever actually sold.
Speaker 3: It's just a myth thing as well.
Speaker 1: Hell, who who do we know them? Do I know them?
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't know them. It was just gross guys
Speaker 2: in high school. Oh yeah, they're fucked. It's just yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't believe it's a thing.
Speaker 1: Also, like some homoertic ship, That's what I mean. Why
Speaker 1: it makes me makes me actually sick.
Speaker 2: Imagine if there was a female equivalent, what would that be?
Speaker 2: I know, like a squirt nun.
Speaker 3: I'm going back into junk jun.
Speaker 1: She can't get back in. It's chipped over, she's still
Speaker 1: it's a lot. You've got to tek your dip and
Speaker 1: you all have to rub your clip.
Speaker 2: Okay, how do you measure who finished this person last?
Speaker 1: She's back in. We don't know how that works.
Speaker 3: Can it get worse?
Speaker 1: Can you spare the judgments time for a reason and
Speaker 1: we know that?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or do you never use the
Speaker 3: word turn as an adult? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't say turns as an adult. Kids would
Speaker 2: be like like my sister will say to my niece
Speaker 2: and nephew, now, no, I make sure you give anna return.
Speaker 2: But imagine me saying to you like, oh, can I
Speaker 2: have a turn with the bar? Like you don't say
Speaker 2: that shit as an adult. That's a turn in your car.
Speaker 1: Turn always at Christmas too, when there's a new toy,
Speaker 1: U turn after It's my turn? Make said it's my
Speaker 1: turn after Lisa man, he won't share.
Speaker 2: Imagine that. Imagine that as an adult. If I just
Speaker 2: in like full seriousness, I accused you of not sharing
Speaker 2: with me, like mid jell, you're not sharing, you promise.
Speaker 1: And I am trying to get my green slip boom boom,
Speaker 1: No it's.
Speaker 4: Not it's not.
Speaker 1: Boom boom b three nine. No, I don't at the
Speaker 1: delicot cold sixty seven. No, listen, it's my turn.
Speaker 2: Or I say here in the hey, Brad, can I
Speaker 2: have a turn with your stapler? This makes no sense
Speaker 2: in adult contexts, but for kids that's so normal, no
Speaker 2: give anna return.
Speaker 1: Although I think if you listen back to the top
Speaker 1: of our show every week, I think I every week
Speaker 1: go who's turn is it to go for? With our gyms?
Speaker 1: So maybe I'm just gonna know your child's Yeah I
Speaker 1: do every week. Oh you do? Grow up?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I'm a baby? So it is just you solved? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here there's a lot in there today.
Speaker 3: This is the last one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or do you believe in things
Speaker 3: that no one has ever told you or you've read?
Speaker 3: For example, sodium in instant coffee, swallowing gum last ten years?
Speaker 1: Who would have for this is me? Do you know
Speaker 1: what it means? You get it?
Speaker 2: You just believe dumb wives tales like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll say them to someone and they'll go,
Speaker 1: where the fuck did you pull that from? And I'll go,
Speaker 1: It's true. There's so much sodium an instant coffee. You'll
Speaker 1: have a heart attack by the time twenty two.
Speaker 2: Don't eat the crust on bread, you'll get curly hair.
Speaker 1: And then I'll go, hold on a second, who told
Speaker 1: me that? How do I know that? Or eating bubblegum
Speaker 1: will sit in your stomach for twenty seven years, but
Speaker 1: it's always a different amount of years. You talk to someone,
Speaker 1: they're like, don't swallow that, they'll be in your tell
Speaker 1: me for nine years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no consistency. No, like the five second rule.
Speaker 2: Twenty second rule, yeah, exactly, three second rule. Which one
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: Well, but who comes up with these wives tales?
Speaker 2: I just feel like there's a lot of things that
Speaker 2: you just yeah, you just don't question as a child,
Speaker 2: and you believe them. Like even now, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't go swimming after I've eaten. I'll get a
Speaker 2: stitch and I'll die.
Speaker 1: Yes, And that's not true. You know, huh, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like it could be true, but like
Speaker 2: it's very low risk.
Speaker 3: I feel well, Apparently this is what Amansa Kella said.
Speaker 3: Apparently they only said that so parents wouldn't have to
Speaker 3: watch over their children while they were finishing eating.
Speaker 1: That makes plenty of sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a very good theory. Actually, there go. I
Speaker 2: believe that there's no proof to it. But here I
Speaker 2: go again, believing some shit that someone told me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got I've got some wives tales. We ready, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: wives tales. It's loading the wife on here is terrible.
Speaker 1: Eating carrots will help you see in the dark. It'll
Speaker 1: improve your eyesight. My grandma will say that all the time.
Speaker 1: Clean your windows and mirrors with newspaper. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I used to do that growing up.
Speaker 2: You still do that. But that's an old wives tale.
Speaker 1: That's with newspaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it works a treat.
Speaker 1: Does it really interesting? An apple away keeps the doctor,
Speaker 1: that's tried and true. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I do. I do have an apple a day in
Speaker 2: my smoothie, so does that count?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That silk?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true. All right, Jenne, your junk was extra
Speaker 1: extra full today, and I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Know this this old wives tale or not even an
Speaker 2: old wives tale, I think it's a conspiracy theory. I
Speaker 2: suppose that they were talking about on Kyle and Jakio
Speaker 2: last week. So can you find that song? What's it called?
Speaker 2: It's that Phil Colin's song in the Air Tonight.
Speaker 1: From that Cadbury commercial.
Speaker 2: So apparently there's this theory that Phil Collins wrote that
Speaker 2: song because he and his friend right were drowning, and
Speaker 2: his friend drowned but he survived, and all the while
Speaker 2: there was someone watching on but chose not to help them.
Speaker 2: So he's like, this person watched my friend drown and
Speaker 2: didn't try and save him. So what Phil Collins apparently
Speaker 2: did after writing the song was track down the guy,
Speaker 2: invite him to the show, and then just sang the
Speaker 2: song at him, like they shone a light on him
Speaker 2: in the audience, being like, and the whole song was
Speaker 2: directed at him. Play the lyrics, don't skip to the
Speaker 2: good bits.
Speaker 1: What you wanted?
Speaker 2: No, I said, play the song, Phil Colins, here we go,
Speaker 2: so you have to listen to the lyrics. Apparently it's
Speaker 2: about someone just sitting there and watching his friend drownd
Speaker 2: and he invited that person to the show and just
Speaker 2: sang it at them.
Speaker 1: You babe, I can't ever got free tickets to Phil Collins.
Speaker 1: This is going to be the best night of our lives.
Speaker 2: How did you get book?
Speaker 1: How close he is to us, He's looking right at me, babe.
Speaker 4: Pullo.
Speaker 2: Will Roll, Pullo.
Speaker 1: Ken Field Come.
Speaker 2: I don't think the guy would have known that it
Speaker 2: was about him.
Speaker 3: No, this man of the spotlight being on his head.
Speaker 2: It's still too broad. It's not wake enough. He has
Speaker 2: to say, you fucking watch my friend rin.
Speaker 1: Oh my oh, I'll see your face and if you're
Speaker 1: staring right, ain't you? Oh my god makes sense so
Speaker 1: much so to us, right, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: The guy's probably still sitting there unbeknown to the fact
Speaker 2: that the song is about him. He's like, great, it.
Speaker 1: Feels like build up this moment his whole life. This
Speaker 1: guy's reaching for the maltese in his backyard.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's like, oh, we're on kids cam the
Speaker 2: lard on me, my babe.
Speaker 1: How great.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is the drum bit. Yeah, underwhelming drum bit.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. Unless you crank it round. It's so underwhel
Speaker 2: it's as loud as it goes to.
Speaker 3: It's coming up.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Wait not yet?
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 2: Moment, wow, wow, here we go?
Speaker 1: Fuck man, no not yeah, build up. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm drowning. Then, oh jesus, not yet. We got a
Speaker 1: minute of the sun left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like three out of four minutes. It's not drunk,
Speaker 2: but no, yeah, fucking hell, why.
Speaker 1: This is your very pointed.
Speaker 3: It's coming up.
Speaker 1: There's forty seconds like.
Speaker 2: Anyway, guys, oh nice? Underwhelming?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know what's funny about that, I've got
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory of my own. It sounds better isolated.
Speaker 1: I care.
Speaker 2: Fit through the build up. It's not worth it. So anyway,
Speaker 2: this theory was floating around for years. Yeah, this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Everyone believed it. And then someone asked Phil Colins in
Speaker 2: an interview, is it true when he goes nap.
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Like you said, everyone just believes everything that that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: It's a great story, though I wish it did.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I've read about that in the past
Speaker 3: and and something now that I remember.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was a metaphor. I was drowning in debt.
Speaker 2: I think he said it was about divorce or something.
Speaker 2: I can't remember, but yeah, he was like, nack, title bullshit.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? People really love a fake story, and
Speaker 1: I believe all that shit. I remember when nine to
Speaker 1: eleven happened. Horrendous event, but everyone was like, you know,
Speaker 1: Ian Thorpe was in that building two minutes before the
Speaker 1: planes hit.
Speaker 2: I'm like, was he What the fuck was he doing there?
Speaker 1: He ran back in to get his camera and then
Speaker 1: he came back out. I'm not joking.
Speaker 3: America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently so, but he was like, nowhere near it.
Speaker 1: He was in New York that happened. But it's those
Speaker 1: stories that.
Speaker 2: Get drawnkce Ian Thorpe moments from disaster. He's like, I
Speaker 2: was fucking on the subway like five hours I was.
Speaker 1: In New York state. Wow, good show everyone, and Jenna,
Speaker 1: I really am impressed with you. Thank you honestly ideas. Wow,
Speaker 1: if we were paying you, i'd pay you more this week.
Speaker 1: Thank you same or not. What a shame, What a shame,
Speaker 1: truly tragic.
Speaker 3: It's been a big week for me.
Speaker 1: So Jenne, these prints you'll upload to the Facebook group of.
Speaker 2: Course, please, of course, all right, make sure you follow
Speaker 2: us at couple of mitches as well, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook,
Speaker 2: you know wherever you want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the light and we'll be back next week. Almost
Speaker 1: getting episode fifty.
Speaker 2: This is forty nine, right, No, this is forty eight,
Speaker 2: eight fifty years.
Speaker 1: Coming up, guys, And we have a lot of exciting
Speaker 1: things planned for the end of the year too, because
Speaker 1: it's getting to Christmas.
Speaker 2: So it is getting to Christmas. I've got both of
Speaker 2: your presents already, by the way, really.
Speaker 1: I've got yours here. Yeah, and Jenesis in the works.
Speaker 2: I feel that because we've made such a fuss out
Speaker 2: of both of your birthdays this year, but mine was
Speaker 2: when we were on a product break. I feel that
Speaker 2: this year should just be Mitchell's Christmas.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see you.
Speaker 2: I'll give you your presents in private. But it's my
Speaker 2: Christmas this year.
Speaker 1: Should we do Mitchell Christmas?
Speaker 2: Let's do it? I reckon we never acknowledge that it's
Speaker 2: your Christmas as well. This happy Christmas?
Speaker 1: Christmas? All right? I mean, let's not do that, and
Speaker 1: then we'll just next birthday. We'll forget it happen, don't
Speaker 1: you dare? And well, you can only have one or
Speaker 1: the other. You can't have Christmas and birthday.
Speaker 2: I don't wait for the birthday.
Speaker 1: When is again? July twenty seventeen twenty one, twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: July twenty one, trying to do Yeah thought, I'm a
Speaker 1: good friend. We'll see you next week. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: guys overget to leave a review. We'll see you in
Speaker 1: a week's time.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
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Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is the secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend the show is over and then
Speaker 2: we just go rogue. Nothing's planned in this bit. We
Speaker 2: just kind of go on tangents. It's a bit loose,
Speaker 2: it's a bit embarrassing, so keep it to yourself.
Speaker 1: This is sometimes the best part of the show.
Speaker 2: Most of the time the worst, very very rarely.
Speaker 1: People seem to like it. They sort of keep listening
Speaker 1: in the hopes that they'll get something good and.
Speaker 2: They never do No, they never do it very bad.
Speaker 1: These are rash shirts as well.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I remember my family went to Cool and Gada for
Speaker 1: the first time, which is in Queensland in Northern Australia.
Speaker 2: That sounds like one of your made up suburbs.
Speaker 1: Cool and Gadda. Oh it does, doesn't it Cool? Look
Speaker 1: at her is real, It's beautiful. My mum got me
Speaker 1: a rash shirt because I obviously have severe body issues.
Speaker 1: I can't take my top off even with Hayden in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. I'm just like, do you mind if I
Speaker 1: wear a woarn jacket, that's fine, wear a rash shirt.
Speaker 1: This is why I love the nurse idea. We're geting
Speaker 1: getting some bill of bungs. I'll get him a roxy
Speaker 1: pink one. Anyway, I went to Queensland and I wore
Speaker 1: a rah shirt. It did not come off for two
Speaker 1: weeks and then I remember taking it off and I
Speaker 1: had a severe rash shirt like burn around my my
Speaker 1: little weather sleeves, a tanline. It was horrific, but I
Speaker 1: loved it. And my nipples, oh my god, got so
Speaker 1: chaved because the material rubs up against your little kid
Speaker 1: nips and you're in the pool in and out, so
Speaker 1: they get firm and then soft and firm, so then
Speaker 1: you know when your nipple gets irritated and it's the
Speaker 1: most horrendous feeling in the world. I don't know it
Speaker 1: happens to girls with the bras and stuff, but Mitch,
Speaker 1: when it rubs against your top, isn't it horrendous nipple rash?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't really wear anything that tight,
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 1: No, but like you know, I'm like, you get fripples
Speaker 1: and then it rubs and rubs. Maybe I'm lactating here.
Speaker 2: So do you actually prefer to wear a shirt when
Speaker 2: you're having filatio with your homosexual male partner? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, with me and Becky she no, I don't.
Speaker 1: But I remember before, like I was sort of active
Speaker 1: or anything. When I was like, you know, sixteen seventeen,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna have to wear a shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to And then when it happens, I
Speaker 1: didn't wear a shirt.
Speaker 2: I'm quite happy to not wear a shirt. But I
Speaker 2: actually think it's kind of hot to wear a shirt.
Speaker 1: Shirt and no pants. Yeah real WINNI the poo vibes.
Speaker 2: Yeah makes it. It makes it feel more spontaneous, and like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I agree. And then the other night, you know, there
Speaker 1: was some shoes still on and it was kind of fun.
Speaker 1: That's not cute because it was like in the head
Speaker 1: of the moment.
Speaker 3: But you have to take off shoes.
Speaker 2: I had to get everything else off.
Speaker 1: They're sort of sitting on the ankles.
Speaker 2: That's just stupid. That's just stupid.
Speaker 1: Have some pride.
Speaker 3: Like a little boy going to the toilet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was at IQ the other day,
Speaker 1: walks straight into the bathroom and there's his toddler and
Speaker 1: his dad standing at the base and his shirt was
Speaker 1: off and his pants threw at his ankles. His nude
Speaker 1: kid just standing there.
Speaker 2: That's what you would have looked like, Yeah, not a
Speaker 2: good look. No, it's like just fucking if you're going
Speaker 2: to get new and get new because it was in
Speaker 2: the moment it was fun. Hey, you forgot to mention
Speaker 2: the Life Uncut girls are on next week. Oh and
Speaker 2: Laura from that podcast are going to be joining us?
Speaker 1: Is it next week?
Speaker 2: I've said it now, you better make it happen.
Speaker 1: It's a good tactic. I can make it happen because.
Speaker 2: Mitch always comes up with these ideas. He's got his
Speaker 2: full of ideas, never locks them in. This is how
Speaker 2: it's gonna happen. I'm just gonna say it. It's coming
Speaker 2: up next week, and then.
Speaker 7: You have to do it.
Speaker 1: Should I text them now? And see?
Speaker 2: I thought you already asked them.
Speaker 1: No I did, but no I haven't organized a date.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you said to them last week because they've
Speaker 2: been working with you on your radio show.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Britain. Laura amazing Britt. I like to call
Speaker 1: now Laura. I like to call missus Jay because she's
Speaker 1: with Matty Jes. He was the Bachelor in Australia.
Speaker 2: They're both former Bachelor girls and now they've got a
Speaker 2: really popular podcast. They've been working with you on your show.
Speaker 2: You said, oh, would you like to come on my
Speaker 2: podcast and you just kind of left it open ended.
Speaker 2: But I'm locking it in now.
Speaker 1: They said yes, they'd love to.
Speaker 2: They're on next week.
Speaker 1: They're on next week. I can't wait for Jesus crime.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the life on cut girls on Life Toys.
Speaker 1: We're busy text them, but they just they just tweeted us.
Speaker 2: No text them.
Speaker 1: I didn't need to crush all right.
Speaker 2: I await their response.
Speaker 1: Geez, that really is a nice way to get me
Speaker 1: to do shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you've been saying, Zoey Marshall is keen to
Speaker 2: come on the podcast, she's keen. Never gets her on
Speaker 2: next week. I'm just gonna say Zoey Marshall's joining us,
Speaker 2: and he's.
Speaker 1: Like fuck, replied no, Oh that's a shame. That's no.
Speaker 1: That was Britney said no. Then Laura just said no,
Speaker 1: the two of.
Speaker 2: Them, Why did they reply via email when you quite
Speaker 2: clearly messaged them that's my.
Speaker 1: That's my text time. No, it's not a real life
Speaker 1: call that she hung up. Don't you don't think so?
Speaker 2: You know what when we went on Tony's podcast last week, Yes,
Speaker 2: that show was totally unplanned, unscripted. We kind of just
Speaker 2: went in and went on tangents. It was all conversation
Speaker 2: and I loved it. That's what I want ad D
Speaker 2: Brief to be, just random tangents. I don't want you
Speaker 2: fucking performing and pretending that there's people that are.
Speaker 3: There that aren't you found insane.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it for your own benefits.
Speaker 1: There are actually people there, it's just every time I
Speaker 1: got to touch it, they disappear.
Speaker 2: Have you got the phone line?
Speaker 1: Hey, it's who's this?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 2: This is Joe split massage.
Speaker 8: Would you like to look in an appointment?
Speaker 7: I put you in house?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 7: Who is this?
Speaker 1: It's Graham? Who's this?
Speaker 6: What's your g's name? Graham?
Speaker 1: Cook?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Cook?
Speaker 2: Who did I call?
Speaker 1: Have driving? Masda? No?
Speaker 8: Who did I tall?
Speaker 7: Because I think I called the wrong number?
Speaker 1: Oh who you call? Who are you after?
Speaker 2: After a guy.
Speaker 8: Named your mom?
Speaker 1: What just happened?
Speaker 2: That was not so? I'm so sure I know exactly
Speaker 2: what happened. What some cockhead little girl was like, let's
Speaker 2: prank called the radio station, it'll be so funny. And
Speaker 2: then she just she you know, she she got stage fright.
Speaker 1: In fuming. It's trying to prove to you that I'm
Speaker 1: not insane, and then I got gasolin and thinking I
Speaker 1: was insane, somebody else's Mitchell throw the phone at my head? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks nice, Mitch. So the date talked to us
Speaker 1: about the date. So what happened? Who was it with?
Speaker 1: Was it with the guy from the party? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no no no. It was some guy that
Speaker 2: I was talking to on Tinder and we were going
Speaker 2: to go on a date. But then he remembered that
Speaker 2: he had his friend's birthday, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's very Mitchell Cherry, isn't it. I saw I'm a
Speaker 2: bit off him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm bleeding into your personal life. Yeah, things reminding you.
Speaker 2: Of yeah me, Yeah, just poor organization and also prioritizing
Speaker 2: family events and shit.
Speaker 1: That's a good trait to find in someone, Jenna. I
Speaker 1: think family orientation is something family orientation. I'm attracted to
Speaker 1: my family. Family. Being family orientated is a big is
Speaker 1: a big call card for you, right? Yeah? Family is important.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I'd rather than have an absent family really like my
Speaker 2: sister and her husband for example. You know, the husband
Speaker 2: gets along with my parents, but they don't see each
Speaker 2: other all the time. You're always at some sort of
Speaker 2: family do that's not true, Like we have like you know, Easter, Christmas,
Speaker 2: and then they visit each other a few times a year.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I'd be down for that. If my fucking
Speaker 2: partner says, oh, do you want to come to I
Speaker 2: don't know, Brenda Barreldeine to visit my parents for the weekend,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that we can do that.
Speaker 2: But if it was every weekend and every Thursday there
Speaker 2: was some Aunt Sue's brunch, like, fuck off, it's too much.
Speaker 2: It's too much. You were already going to family events
Speaker 2: before you had in laws. Now you've got another.
Speaker 1: Side of the family cater to the Filipino they have
Speaker 1: massive events.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: I've got the most odd foods that I feel so
Speaker 1: pressure to try, Like Mitch, try the this fish. I'm
Speaker 1: like okay, and then it's like dried salted sardines and
Speaker 1: Hayden's like you don't have to do it. I'm like, noh,
Speaker 1: you have to prove your family that I'm part of
Speaker 1: the family. Horrendous.
Speaker 2: And if you actually want to be there, that's great,
Speaker 2: But I feel like if it was me, I would
Speaker 2: end up being feel like I was being there out
Speaker 2: of obligation, not because I actually wanted to be there,
Speaker 2: which means I wouldn't be present. My mind would be elsewhere,
Speaker 2: and I'd be like, oh my god, I feel trapped now.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy being with my family, and so, Hayden,
Speaker 1: I'm very lucky we have. But my family's young. I've
Speaker 1: got two young sisters, and all my cousins are young
Speaker 1: or our age. They're not babies anymore, so there's no
Speaker 1: kids to you know, when you've got cousins that are
Speaker 1: kids and you can't really talk to them. We're all
Speaker 1: the same age, we have common interests. A lot of
Speaker 1: them listen to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh good, they love it.
Speaker 1: But I love my family.
Speaker 2: I'm not begrudging that. I just can't fucking imagine me
Speaker 2: in that scenario.
Speaker 1: True, And if my dog fell on a ShipIt, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to return back to the family after that trade.
Speaker 2: I do return back to the family and they come here.
Speaker 1: Do you think of spot whenever you walk past the
Speaker 1: ship pit?
Speaker 2: I don't walk past ship pits.
Speaker 1: Sorry, isn't it on the property?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: The Shippit isn't it at the house?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like out the back is a septic tank.
Speaker 2: That's quite a normal thing to have at a house,
Speaker 2: is it really?
Speaker 1: People do that for us.
Speaker 2: We don't have to do anything. It does it itself.
Speaker 2: It's the system for your dad. It's like a rainwater tank. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's like it just kind of does its own thing.
Speaker 2: It a windmill. It just kind of sits there right
Speaker 2: until it needs repairing, which is why the shippit.
Speaker 1: Was over got it. That's when it happened.
Speaker 2: He doesn't actually have to go to the shippit and
Speaker 2: like manually scoop it out.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. That's what I thought he had
Speaker 1: to do out in life.
Speaker 2: Do you think my family lives You think we're amish?
Speaker 2: Give them a call, see what they're up to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's compare the pair. I'm going to ring your
Speaker 1: mum or dad. Then let's ring my dad and let's
Speaker 1: see what they're doing. Okay, I'm just on a yacht
Speaker 1: of Crinola Harbor.
Speaker 2: Okay, here, that's so cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, get pranked again.
Speaker 2: They might be watching Marke play cricket.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hi mum, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? How are you all right?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 2: I'm here with Mitch. Mitch and Jenni, J Hi, how
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 1: Long time I speak?
Speaker 7: I know it has been a while.
Speaker 1: What have you been up to talking to me? What's
Speaker 1: what's the update? Life on the life in where you are?
Speaker 7: Life in bog and Gate. Do you really want to know?
Speaker 7: Week has not been pretty. We're getting ready for harvest
Speaker 7: and everything, and prior to that we treated our sheep
Speaker 7: so they wouldn't get fly blown and maggoty on us
Speaker 7: during the harvest season. It's been about one thousand dollars
Speaker 7: treating them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Yeah. And ever since then we've been out in the
Speaker 7: paddocks catching lambs that have got maggots.
Speaker 1: Where are the maggots? Where does the maggots live?
Speaker 7: They're rump in their warm Yeah, and they bury themselves
Speaker 7: into the sheep's skin and eat them alive. Basically, Oh
Speaker 7: my yeah. So I've been chasing them around. We brought
Speaker 7: them into the shed one day and had to treat
Speaker 7: about thirty of them. That was about a week ago.
Speaker 1: What's the treatment, j Is it a bullet in the
Speaker 1: head or is it you pull the magote?
Speaker 7: No, you just got to share where the flies have
Speaker 7: been attacking them and put an oil on to cure
Speaker 7: all the maggots and you see them jumping out everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yes, Ian used to ask my help with this. He
Speaker 2: used to ask me to go out the paddic and
Speaker 2: help with h Mitch, can you help me treat some
Speaker 2: fly blown use? And I'd be like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: What about me?
Speaker 2: Looks like I would enjoy shearing some infected sheep's rump
Speaker 2: and then squirting the maggots that are literally coming out
Speaker 2: of its skin like honey on a crumpet.
Speaker 1: That fuck stop, all right.
Speaker 7: So it's been extremely distressing, and we've got people coming
Speaker 7: out tomorrow and I have to get all the stock
Speaker 7: him by myself so they can put them through a
Speaker 7: jet and treat them again. And that's costing us another
Speaker 7: thirteen hundred dollars, oh my god, because the original thousand
Speaker 7: dollars didn't work. It's been really distressing because we tried
Speaker 7: to do the right thing, yeah, of course, by the
Speaker 7: stock and ourselves and yeah, and it just didn't work.
Speaker 1: So shit, busy week.
Speaker 7: Very busy, maggoty week.
Speaker 1: Yes, I had one zoom call at three point thirty
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, and I'm exhausted. I can't even imagine how
Speaker 1: you're feeling. That's rough.
Speaker 7: But the good news is my little pet lamb carry
Speaker 7: she's doing really well. Colin died that Carrie is doing
Speaker 7: really well and follows me around everywhere. Yeah, she's incredibly cute.
Speaker 2: Are you going to merge Carrie back in with the
Speaker 2: herd of sheep for slaughter? Are you going to spare her?
Speaker 7: She is actually going to be one of our breeding
Speaker 7: news so she's going to give me more babies hopefully
Speaker 7: down the track.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have to send us some photos, Jane, and
Speaker 1: we'll put it up on the podcast Instagram. People love
Speaker 1: to see Carrie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's very cute. You need a video of her
Speaker 7: following mean around everywhere too.
Speaker 1: Have to carry big More from the project on win
Speaker 1: what have a networked?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: I just liked the name. Unfortunately Colin didn't make it,
Speaker 7: so I cried that day.
Speaker 1: What happened to Colin?
Speaker 7: Oh, he just never fed well right from the start,
Speaker 7: so I think when he was born he just must
Speaker 7: have had something wrong with him.
Speaker 1: Colin is a sheep.
Speaker 2: Just to clean this up, Colin was abandoned by his mother.
Speaker 2: And when in that case, when the potty lambs have
Speaker 2: no mum's feeding and that's when Jane steps in with
Speaker 2: a bottle of lamb milk.
Speaker 7: Bottle fed Colin for two weeks, and I thought he
Speaker 7: was going to be okay, and and then I said,
Speaker 7: I'm not going to cry, but I always do. It's
Speaker 7: very sad.
Speaker 1: I've got carry though, You've got to carry I have.
Speaker 7: And she's yeah, very cute. She thinks she's a dog.
Speaker 7: But that's okay.
Speaker 1: That's thank you. So does Jenna. But we put up
Speaker 1: with it. Jenna's our little carry. I have to clean
Speaker 1: the DAGs off her as well.
Speaker 7: Maggot.
Speaker 1: No, no, she's very well kept, very well ca. All right, Jamiels,
Speaker 1: great to chat, much love, thank you for the update.
Speaker 7: That's okay. Thanks for asking.
Speaker 1: No, we just wanted to just see how you were.
Speaker 1: How you were doing, Mitch, she said, out of the boy,
Speaker 1: let's call mum and see what she's up to.
Speaker 2: The story about our dog John dying in the septic
Speaker 2: tank has really knocked Mitchell round. And he misinterpreted. He
Speaker 2: thought that all of our shit when you flush, went
Speaker 2: into a tank that Ian then had to manually clean
Speaker 2: out and empty. I said, no, the septic tank you
Speaker 2: just set and forget, you know. But on this occasion
Speaker 2: he had to fix it or something. I made that
Speaker 2: quite clear. We're not animals that have to shovel our
Speaker 2: own shit out of the toilet. And so is that
Speaker 2: that's how it works?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: How does the septic tank work?
Speaker 7: Well, there's a submergable pump down in the septic tank
Speaker 7: and so when it gets to a certain level, it
Speaker 7: just pumps it out under our pine trees. And there's
Speaker 7: beautiful green grass there all the time. Oh, I'm sure
Speaker 7: there is, you know, a fair way from the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were living like a married campervan
Speaker 1: life and you had to know the container with in
Speaker 1: it and empty it and throw it into the toilet.
Speaker 1: Paper the good to know, all right, So Bardy and
Speaker 1: Mum Mitch.
Speaker 2: Bye, Mum, thanks, thanks?
Speaker 7: Oh I'm i darling by Jane.
Speaker 1: See who cut her off? Isn't she beautiful?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I love her now. Let's jump straight over to the
Speaker 1: shine and compare the pair. Michelle Cherry, my beautiful mother.
Speaker 1: I hope we get a voicemail. It's very funny ironically.
Speaker 5: Hello Michelle speaking Hi, it's me. Oh Hi, Sorry, I
Speaker 5: don't normally take no call or ID, so you're very
Speaker 5: lucky very sorry.
Speaker 1: You probably thought it was Nana the nursing home.
Speaker 5: No, she's sitting right here. Hi Nan, Hello, Hello, Nan,
Speaker 5: Mitchell said hello, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm good. Wherey what are you guys doing? You're hanging?
Speaker 1: Are you and home? Are you at NaN's?
Speaker 5: No, I'm at home. You brought Nan down to the
Speaker 5: ap just to have some lunch.
Speaker 1: Oh, so having a nice little Saturday lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's only allowed to be out until two o'clock.
Speaker 5: So I said i'd walk her down to which she did.
Speaker 5: We walked, looked at all the lovely Jacaranda's on the way. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and nevers having a nice bread roll, yeah.
Speaker 1: Putting it on. Let me he sounds.
Speaker 2: Any maggots today?
Speaker 7: Michell?
Speaker 1: Oh, then it's me.
Speaker 3: Here are you going?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: You old? Not listening to you? I agree?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Are you feeling good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: You know what wouldn't be dead for quid?
Speaker 1: Amen? I couldn't agree more. What are you eating? What's
Speaker 1: on your sandwich? Oh?
Speaker 8: Avocado?
Speaker 1: Have beautiful?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: Keep going?
Speaker 3: Keep going?
Speaker 1: And you haven't had to pick any maggots out of
Speaker 1: any sheep today or anything? No? Not today, good, not
Speaker 1: tomorrow either. I hope all right? What pop pop, Mum,
Speaker 1: back on, I'll have a quick chat, all right, I
Speaker 1: love you, love you talk soon.
Speaker 4: See yeah, budget yeah, everyone.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh cause you're all talking in the background. Sounds
Speaker 1: like NaN's at the Buddy game zone or something. He's
Speaker 1: still coming over this afternoon.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm still happy for us too.
Speaker 1: You're more than welcome.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty don't think Becky is. She's hung over and
Speaker 5: she had the girls over, of course, and we didn't
Speaker 5: come give her enough notice.
Speaker 4: That's fair enough, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well I tried to get onto dad too,
Speaker 1: but tell tell him, I said, Hi, all right.
Speaker 5: I'll put him on, hang on, okay, Mitchell? Was that
Speaker 5: was Mitchell?
Speaker 4: That was ringing you? Hello? Am my son?
Speaker 1: How are you dad? I'm all right, buddy, just seeing
Speaker 1: what you have to today. What did you go for
Speaker 1: a walk or.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry Mitchell's okay, sorry Mitch.
Speaker 1: What's happening here?
Speaker 4: That's a colleidoscope of conversation. Yes, with man, here's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: She sitting and she's looking so beautiful. She said that
Speaker 4: he doesn't laugh so hard in a year.
Speaker 1: I know. I called her an old she loved her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I'm so what am I doing, mate, I'm
Speaker 4: we're coming over is it four thirty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're leaving yours at four thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so we'll get to you about five fifteen
Speaker 4: and then what we're walking for? An how are we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to go for the do the Bay
Speaker 1: Run walk. Then we'll go get food to tram sheds
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Okay, So that's okay. If I were my.
Speaker 1: Walking gear, yeah, where you're walking gear?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll bring a nice ball of red. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: Mitchell said, where you're walking? Yes, Michelle, to walk this morning.
Speaker 1: This is too chaotic, Michelle.
Speaker 4: This is what Mitchell does not enjoy cross functional phone calls.
Speaker 4: But please tell me, Michelle.
Speaker 5: Mitchell, please bring home three headshots?
Speaker 4: Okay? Could you please bring home three headshots? Specifically three?
Speaker 4: What for?
Speaker 1: Is I'm putting me out for auditions?
Speaker 4: Great question. I'll just let me just pass that three
Speaker 4: way question back, Michelle. Are you putting them up for auditions?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, she's handing them out to fans.
Speaker 1: So you what's my Who is she giving my head shops.
Speaker 3: To mother and.
Speaker 4: Josephine from the coffee shop? So did you just want
Speaker 4: to touch base connect?
Speaker 1: If you're on track for the for this afternoon, because
Speaker 1: you're always fucking late.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you, I'm going to tell you this right,
Speaker 4: and I'm going to tell you what. Love. Yes, I
Speaker 4: do my best to support your mom, but when it
Speaker 4: comes to time management, I've decided that I have.
Speaker 1: To just let that one go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to make sure we're on time
Speaker 4: she needs if she needs to. Now, she's doing what
Speaker 4: she does best. Mitch. Let's take a rain check.
Speaker 1: I don't need to cancel. I never even mentioned it.
Speaker 4: I know that, but that's what your mom does.
Speaker 1: But fabricating it.
Speaker 4: I know she fabricates it. Look, if Mitch needs a
Speaker 4: rain check, we'll check it. Nothing needs to be checked,
Speaker 4: nothing needs to be cheered.
Speaker 1: Maybe a welfare check on you like Jesus.
Speaker 4: Mitchell reckons it's a welfare check. I reckon. He's friggin spot.
Speaker 4: We've been five morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sure happens to be.
Speaker 4: It's about three townhouns and two.
Speaker 1: The development because are you going to develop the property?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll talk to you better.
Speaker 1: We'll talk talk all right. I gotta go love your
Speaker 1: good jack Well d maggeting.
Speaker 2: She there's my mum, mourning the loss of her beloved Colin.
Speaker 2: And then there's your mum swelling around the Jacaranda trees,
Speaker 2: having a nice red by the bay. Very insensitive to
Speaker 2: use the word rain check so many times up against
Speaker 2: my drout stricken parents.
Speaker 3: Call this number?
Speaker 2: How very dare you?
Speaker 3: My great uncle in Dubble, Let's compare the pair. You
Speaker 3: have to do the talking, Jenny, mister Wilson, is what.
Speaker 1: The private number scares people?
Speaker 3: I think it's a lone number.
Speaker 1: Call it great uncle Derek.
Speaker 3: He might be a south double tavern.
Speaker 2: Pretend you're one of Jenna's cantique trying to track her down.
Speaker 2: Are you related to Jenne and wild Night when they're
Speaker 2: in Europe?
Speaker 1: Turned Jenner's mic off, No, don't do that.
Speaker 3: He's at the tavern. Well, he's probably with my dad
Speaker 3: at the tavern.
Speaker 1: What a juxtaposition, though, Can I just that is the
Speaker 1: perfect example of how my family act. Constant chaos. No
Speaker 1: wonder I can ever tie anything down, because that's how
Speaker 1: I'm wired. Also, my dad always constantly trying to find
Speaker 1: the moral in things.
Speaker 2: I know he does do that, He does it all
Speaker 2: the time. I just love that my parents are there.
Speaker 2: You know, we're fucking two point three grand out of
Speaker 2: pocket because we tried to drench our maggot infested live
Speaker 2: soccer and it didn't work. So now we've been screwed over,
Speaker 2: and there's your parents having a fight because what are
Speaker 2: we going to do with our development property. I've got
Speaker 2: coffee with Joseph Mark. Don't bother me. Now that's what
Speaker 2: your mother does.
Speaker 3: Bring a headshot?
Speaker 1: Who thought me your grandmother? And who from the coffee shop?
Speaker 2: Don't defend from my mom. Haven't got time to be
Speaker 2: handing out bloody headshots that.
Speaker 1: No, she really doesn't.
Speaker 2: She's raising lambs by hand.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she does that. I admire your mother
Speaker 1: in little carry, little carrying named to carry Big Mom.
Speaker 4: No, just like just like that.
Speaker 2: Don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That left us left you. No, No, she's like no, No,
Speaker 1: she definitely isn't.
Speaker 2: I think your parents probably more like that.
Speaker 1: No, they're actually not.
Speaker 2: I remember your father, for one, hates me.
Speaker 1: He does not hate you.
Speaker 2: He does he his uncle Rath wants me.
Speaker 1: Uncle Ross likes you as a person, but hates that.
Speaker 1: I don't have someone that sits on this podcast, that
Speaker 1: just sits there and laughs at me.
Speaker 2: Your names.
Speaker 1: I don't think you got that far. I think one
Speaker 1: of those episodes that we were obviously scared general off.
Speaker 1: She was really He literally has said time and time
Speaker 1: again that podcast is great, mate. You need to get
Speaker 1: rid of that Mitchell Combs. You need a straight a
Speaker 1: straight woman just sit there and laugh at you.
Speaker 3: Okay, listen to the next episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, your father is like, he didn't he say, oh
Speaker 2: that Mitchell Combs. He said to me, he meant it
Speaker 2: as a compliment. You've started to grow on me. I
Speaker 2: was like, started like, I'm still not there.
Speaker 1: He says that all the times, and I saw that.
Speaker 1: He'll see a video and he'll be like, that was
Speaker 1: very funny. He's just like he doesn't know what he's
Speaker 1: talking about. He voted no, and he had a gay sarnt.
Speaker 2: I don't think he knew at the time, did he No,
Speaker 2: did not at the time.
Speaker 1: But he also voted no because he was raised Catholic.
Speaker 1: I said, when we were last in the church, he
Speaker 1: said my baptism, serious conversation.
Speaker 2: Twelve years old or something. Yeah, no, wait, no, you
Speaker 2: mean the baby.
Speaker 1: But he's sixty. He just turned sixty. It's ridiculous, sixtieth
Speaker 1: full and they're coming over tonight for a walk or
Speaker 1: walking the Bay run and getting food together out with
Speaker 1: my family. We have a fun family. My sister can't come.
Speaker 1: That Becky couldn't come. You heard that conversation.
Speaker 2: I was very surprised by how different your sisters are
Speaker 2: to you. I've only met one of them, not Becky.
Speaker 1: You met little Rachie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And because I was like, oh god, she's a
Speaker 2: cheery Yeah. I was bracing myself for someone who was
Speaker 2: just too much.
Speaker 1: But I was like, Oh, you're delightful. You're not like
Speaker 1: your brother at all. Rachel is beautiful, my favorite person
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's very reserved, like a GOODLM level of human being,
Speaker 2: unlike you.
Speaker 1: He's like, ha, how are you like?
Speaker 2: I was bracing myself that. I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: interaction is gonna fucking drain me.
Speaker 4: But she was.
Speaker 2: She was on my wavelength.
Speaker 1: Have you met Becky though Becky should be called Becky
Speaker 1: and see what she did last night?
Speaker 2: Said yeah, yeah, very quickly, we should go.
Speaker 3: I really want to know what she's been.
Speaker 1: Also, the sad thing is all my siblings numbers off
Speaker 1: by heart. Oh, Becky's a cop, so she's used to
Speaker 1: know a call id, so she should answer. I should
Speaker 1: give her.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, it's me. Hi.
Speaker 1: Are you coming tonight?
Speaker 4: On that?
Speaker 8: No that I organized the girls to see them earlier
Speaker 8: in the link?
Speaker 1: Did you get lit last night? What I have to
Speaker 1: do it again?
Speaker 8: They cam over cheese and the wine to.
Speaker 4: Touch up sounds.
Speaker 1: I saw your buddies snapchat last night. You're going to
Speaker 1: poke someone's eye out with that fucking cigarette.
Speaker 8: I only put it into the picture. I wasn't actually smoking.
Speaker 1: Oh bullshit, you lit a cigarette for the picture?
Speaker 8: No, like it was my friends. But I put in
Speaker 8: my mouth in the picture.
Speaker 1: You're not sixteen, That's what I did. Okay, good chat?
Speaker 8: What are you doing? You both sounds nice?
Speaker 1: No, it's come at work. I called off the studio phone.
Speaker 1: It's just easier.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 8: Gay mom only told me about two hours ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, don't bother. That's just gonna be last minute.
Speaker 8: Don't calmb over here.
Speaker 1: I can hear yelling in the background.
Speaker 8: I don't know a dad not confirming that there was
Speaker 8: only the reetown house was not too Yeah, right back.
Speaker 1: On the townhouse chat Jesus Christ. All right, good chat,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you soon.
Speaker 8: All right, we'll let you know, I'll but the next
Speaker 8: two days you're around.
Speaker 1: Your voice sounds husky. What happened to last night?
Speaker 8: Maybe it was?
Speaker 1: I think you can. You don't have to lie. I'm
Speaker 1: not mum. Lisa had it and I just put it
Speaker 1: in my fingers for the photo. Stupid, all right?
Speaker 8: Fine?
Speaker 1: Yah?
Speaker 3: The two townhouses.
Speaker 1: God, that's a real talk of the town, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I have the first I'm hearing of it. Damn, just
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