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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Wish it was like America where you could take dogs

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Speaker 2: on board the plane.

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Speaker 3: What what kind of meat would Grubby get?

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Speaker 4: I want to hear to chugger, Chugger scratch.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show. Gold one O four point three.

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Speaker 4: That's gone. That is gold, that's secretly bady. Good morning.

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Speaker 4: It's the Christian o'connall Show, Monday morning. Eight minutes. Fast says,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Patsy, Good morning Jack.

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Speaker 3: How do you guys?

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Speaker 4: How was everyone's weekends good?

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Speaker 2: And a good weekend?

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Speaker 5: Jack?

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Speaker 3: I'm voted, so I'm happy about that. I come next

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Speaker 3: to one of those.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you got going on? Why are you

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Speaker 4: so proud to vote early? People do it like it's

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Speaker 4: some big virtue thing. I'm voted early. If you've got

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Speaker 4: something on certain.

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Speaker 3: It's a gift to yourself. Next Saturday, when you guys

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Speaker 3: are all lining up at the polls.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you idiots. Yeah, you know, democracy and action suckers.

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Speaker 4: I got in there only just washed it off.

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Speaker 6: Anything could happen between now and then, Jack, that might

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Speaker 6: change your mind.

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Speaker 4: Not one of those?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 4: What do you what do you think is going to happen?

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Speaker 5: Anything?

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Speaker 2: Could happen?

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Speaker 8: Anything?

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Speaker 3: Could you wait to the last moment?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 6: Plus, I savor the atmosphere of an election, voting day.

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Speaker 4: What atmosphere is that in there?

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Speaker 2: I love it?

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Speaker 4: Say it. I love the smell of voting democracy at work.

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Speaker 3: I guess you do get the sausage. Yes, we didn't

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Speaker 3: get on Saturday at the pre vote.

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Speaker 4: I am now just going to be curious this week.

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Speaker 4: I'm now buying into Patsy's theory, Like, just so you're

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Speaker 4: still assessing this week.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm pretty sure I know who I'm going to

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Speaker 6: vote for, but we could guess.

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Speaker 2: But oh could you now?

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Speaker 4: Is that right? Running?

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Speaker 6: That's not a nice way to start the wake.

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Speaker 4: What's in birthday cake? In for everyone? From my daughter sixteenth?

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Speaker 4: Would you like birthday cake? This morning?

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Speaker 3: The cake looked amazing by the Oh.

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Speaker 4: My god, it's so hard to surprise the sixteen year old, right,

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Speaker 4: but she she was almost tearful when I brought out

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Speaker 4: the cake as my daughter's sixteenth on Friday, and she

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Speaker 4: didn't know she was getting a cake. And I said

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Speaker 4: to I'm going to go and get the cake now.

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Speaker 4: I'd hidden in the garage, because that's where all cakes

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Speaker 4: cake over the absolute assault course that is my garage.

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Speaker 4: By the way, what's the hardest thing I did this weekend?

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Speaker 4: Just over all this crap that's in there. But anyway

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Speaker 4: I did. First of all, I was just going to

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Speaker 4: really loves her dog Reggie. I'll make it a Reggie cake.

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Speaker 4: I combine both of those two worlds two words collide

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Speaker 4: Swift on top her little dog Reggie. She lost her

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Speaker 4: mind when she saw it. She was so happy. And

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Speaker 4: when they take photos as well to show their friends,

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Speaker 4: you realized this is great. So yeah, I brought some

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Speaker 4: cake in. We did also survive the sixteenth birthday party

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Speaker 4: e Ofver. The weekend actually was quite well behaved. I

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Speaker 4: counted at one point thirty three sixteen year olds right

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Speaker 4: You're just little people. So I know you think you're adults,

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Speaker 4: You're just little people. One point in the morning, she

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Speaker 4: was like waiting for an Amazon delivery and I was like,

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Speaker 4: wrestling with it. I said, You've got it on my account,

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Speaker 4: so it technically belongs to me. A shot dispensing machine.

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Speaker 4: It's something they had behind a bar for adults. So

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Speaker 4: this is just sixteenth. Where are we going to be

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Speaker 4: in a very different place. You do not need to

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Speaker 4: be for your sixteenth.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't take that long to manually poor a shock.

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Speaker 3: You're bring so many you need a machine.

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Speaker 4: we survived the sixteenth birthday party.

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Speaker 4: I was just telling Jack, so Saturday night for my

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Speaker 4: and after about sort of a couple of hours, right,

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Speaker 4: the noise, the noise from the music, my god, and

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Speaker 4: You know, are these lectures I hear about how informed

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Speaker 4: here in the music they're dancing, I'm going to flip

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Speaker 4: seems to be an inconsistency here with the music you're

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Speaker 4: happy to dance to. My wife and I generally we're

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Speaker 4: trying to watch the Crown, going to be any more British.

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Speaker 4: we need to talk about Diana. Father, and my wife

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Speaker 4: said this isn't working. Is that I don't know? But

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Speaker 4: I said, what are we going to do in life? Goes?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what? I'm going to let you sort

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Speaker 4: It's half nine Saturday night. How can you rely there's

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Speaker 4: You've got this. I'm going to go and have a

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Speaker 4: your sixteen? They all they were all peaked by about

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Speaker 3: Oh that's what I was going to say.

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Speaker 4: The energy tailed off rapidly.

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Speaker 3: By ten thirty. I already had enough fun and I

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Speaker 4: No one's got a good story about having tequila. Nothing

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Speaker 3: So I was earlier in the night. This is how

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Speaker 4: I think most people do you remember remember your sixteenth, But.

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Speaker 4: Mat Well, you would have had a sixteenth birthday, you

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Speaker 4: just didn't just go fifteen seventeen. No, I don't tell

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Speaker 4: We got some amazing emails of come and over the

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Speaker 4: She can email us about anything, anything you've heard us

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Speaker 4: O'Connell dot com dot au. This comes from Brenda. First

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Speaker 4: of all, good morning Christian a team. I tried to

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Speaker 4: cool last week when you're doing The House of Pain.

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Speaker 4: The second for children, Happy Monday, and that's from Brenda,

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. This comes from Nadia. I heard

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Speaker 4: you talk about partners with the same name. My dad

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Speaker 4: is Terry Draper. He married a lovely lady after my

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Speaker 4: make life very confusing. For example, phone calls. If someone

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Speaker 4: it's Terry and Terry Draper. They refer to themselves as

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Speaker 4: you very much. Christian. Last week you were talking to

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Speaker 4: Pam who'd never had pizza. Yeah, we spoke to a pam.

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Speaker 4: eighty one. I never had pizza before one. I'm forty five.

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Speaker 4: How was your weekend? You could tell us all about

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Speaker 4: Tell us about your weekend in six words. Mine is

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Speaker 4: googled do dogs have nipples? When we're out for dinner

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Speaker 4: Mind blowing once more, low ambhole. So my weekend is

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Speaker 4: six words I now know dog save nipples. All right,

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Speaker 4: for now upgrade.

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Speaker 3: Not everybody giving.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's seeing much of John. Sorry, I saw Sam Fender.

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Speaker 4: It was incredible. Yeah, Rio and Tom from our show.

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Speaker 4: They are down and killed at weekend in that car park.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, strange place for a gig. They said they loved it.

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Speaker 4: As they were. Because you are in it at the

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Speaker 4: told him, Oh, my god, I can't belave I'm playing

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Speaker 4: one saw after Tycho drumming camp weekend. That's some evening.

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Speaker 4: new puppy called Cookie voted early No sausage felt cheated.

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Speaker 4: That comes from Peters you at the weekend windy basketball

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Speaker 4: ring cut to pieces, weeping child. Oh dear Erica. Sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: the weather over the weekend yesterday was terrible, was really bad.

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Speaker 4: There's some sort of emoji in the studio right above

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Speaker 4: teenager teenager learner driver smashed through boomgate. Oh wow, share

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Speaker 4: it that the always look quite flimsy, those things, don't

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Speaker 4: they that they could easily go through in the Martinia. Yes,

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Speaker 4: my youngest daughter starts so first driving Lisson this weekend,

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Speaker 4: Yesterday, My god, that's such a wild, exciting weekend. I

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Speaker 4: didn't go. I don't like telling stories that maybe elevate

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Speaker 4: mop and buffet, I know, humble brag and one with

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love that stinking Patsy as it

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Speaker 4: was user, It's like, what is this that I'm doing?

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Speaker 4: This process in this thing that's happening here? What is

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Speaker 4: Well? You put the mop in the oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Patsy at the pedal? What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Did you say for later? Val later?

438
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Speaker 2: It's the ila d a fish. Yeah, yeah, they're brilliant.

439
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Joy it stinks to use that when

440
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Speaker 4: you put that foot down like that. Oh my god,

441
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,520
Speaker 4: it's it's a happy sensation anyway.

442
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Speaker 3: And what does I give you that a normal mop can't.

443
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Speaker 6: Well, you don't have to rinse it out with your hands, jack,

444
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,320
Speaker 6: and it gets it really, really dry.

445
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Speaker 4: I've never done that.

446
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Speaker 9: I was.

447
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Speaker 4: I was just gonna smush it in the bottom, you know,

448
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Speaker 4: the base of the actual bucket. I won't be bringing

449
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Speaker 4: out down by the stream or the creek.

450
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Speaker 2: Old school mops you used to have to do that, but.

451
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Speaker 4: We're in two thousand. That's why it's so good. Anyway,

452
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Speaker 4: as I'm leaving with my new mop and bucket, and

453
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Speaker 4: that's literally all I left with as well, I thought

454
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Speaker 4: there was there was a dad and he was having

455
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Speaker 4: words with his son, and he was saying, quite loudly,

456
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,359
Speaker 4: don't ever muck around in car parks. And I nodded, like,

457
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,800
Speaker 4: you know, that's good Sage Staut advice. I nodded like

458
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Speaker 4: with the dad, think that is good advice, don't ever

459
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,520
Speaker 4: muck around in car parks. So this morning he made

460
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Speaker 4: me think about, well, you know, the various warnings that

461
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Speaker 4: our parents used to give us. Now, some of these

462
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Speaker 4: I reckon we're going to get a third of them

463
00:19:54,960 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 4: makes sense, and then there's the overwhelm majority, which are odd, bizarre, supernatural, medieval.

464
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,760
Speaker 4: Even years later, I'm still thinking about sim of the

465
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,800
Speaker 4: stuff my tats that doesn't make steall doesn't make any

466
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Speaker 4: sense now. It didn't when I was a kid, just

467
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,879
Speaker 4: as a fully grown adult, passy, what did you? What

468
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,199
Speaker 4: was it warning your parents gave you?

469
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Speaker 6: We lived kind of on the outskirts of town and

470
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Speaker 6: we had, you know, paddocks around us, so we had

471
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Speaker 6: a great time growing up. We had dirt bikes and

472
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Speaker 6: all sorts of things, and there was an old and

473
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Speaker 6: out mops with your hands, we go fishing down on

474
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Speaker 6: the on the dam and yabbing.

475
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Speaker 2: It was so much fun.

476
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Speaker 6: But there was an old farmhouse and abandoned farmhouse, and

477
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Speaker 6: we knew that there was a well in the old

478
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Speaker 6: sort of out the back of the glow up.

479
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Speaker 4: In Scooby Doo. How many TV shows that we grow

480
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Speaker 4: involved the central store and a well.

481
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Speaker 3: At the back of an old abandoned farmhouse.

482
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Speaker 6: Always anyway, Dad had boarded it up so we didn't

483
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Speaker 6: accidentally fall into it. But Mum was so petrified of

484
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Speaker 6: me getting into the well and drowning that she said

485
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Speaker 6: an old witch shoes still down there. I was absolutely petrified.

486
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 6: I never went near the farmhouse, so I guessed it worked.

487
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Speaker 3: So are you scared of all wells now?

488
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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.

489
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Speaker 2: I'll give him, I'll go to the side.

490
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Speaker 6: But I was so convinced that there was actually an

491
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Speaker 6: old witch with a big wart on her nose living

492
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Speaker 6: down there.

493
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

494
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Speaker 4: I remember my dad would never let us go swimming

495
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Speaker 4: until at least ninety minutes after lunch, because otherwise we

496
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,919
Speaker 4: would drowned, not struggle. But and I remember being so

497
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 4: paralleis going dad? I think it's only about an hour

498
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Speaker 4: and forty five? So will they see? Sandwiches made me

499
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 4: sink to the bottom here. I remember being so sky

500
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Speaker 4: Even now, I still like I'm going to give it

501
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 4: another five or ten minutes on that piece of been

502
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 4: the thing that sinks me to the bottom of the pool,

503
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Speaker 4: and the lifeguards going, we can't get him up.

504
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Speaker 3: I think we can do.

505
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Speaker 4: Tell me he's not eating within ninety minutes. Jack, what

506
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Speaker 4: did your parents used to warn you about.

507
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 3: Flicking the lights which when you had wet hands or

508
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Speaker 3: any moisture on your hands.

509
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 4: I guess that that makes sense.

510
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 3: That makes sense because if we execution, you're scared that

511
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,959
Speaker 3: we are, moisture would get in the circuitry and we

512
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,719
Speaker 3: would get it right.

513
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Speaker 4: Did Yeah? All right, So we're going to try and

514
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Speaker 4: get to twenty of the see if we can make

515
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Speaker 4: twenty of the warnings that your parents used to give you.

516
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Speaker 8: Christian Connell's show podcast.

517
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Speaker 4: Christian, just to let you know, Wales also have nipples.

518
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Speaker 4: Are we so much nipple talking today's show? I thought

519
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,919
Speaker 4: it was pretty big. I only found out Friday that

520
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 4: dogs have nipples. Now Wales are getting it on it too.

521
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Speaker 3: That would be a huge nipple.

522
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Speaker 4: So David attenbren never his outtakes, if been his outtakes?

523
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 4: All right? So this morning, then we can try and

524
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Speaker 4: get to twenty of these twenty things your parents warned

525
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Speaker 4: you about. Juck, your boy, What have we got so far?

526
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 3: Don't muck around in car parks. There's witches at the

527
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 3: bottom of the well. Don't eat ninety minutes before going swimming,

528
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Speaker 3: and don't flick any light switches with wet hands.

529
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Speaker 4: Christian. My favorite was you'll understand when you're older. I

530
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 4: remember that withering one. You'll get it when you're older.

531
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Speaker 4: Never dive headfirst into a river. That's from Dave Christian.

532
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 4: My dad used to threaten me well whenever I wanted,

533
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 4: which was very confusing. For example, I'd say, Dad, can

534
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Speaker 4: have a new bike. I'll give you a new bike

535
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 4: in a minute if you don't stop talking. What that's

536
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 4: what I want? Is father? Christmas is watching. I've used

537
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Speaker 4: that as I've used that myself for the last coup years.

538
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 4: I'm sure you are, pat Yeah, only goes so far?

539
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 4: Yeah it does? Yeh. Never pick up your cars before

540
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 4: the dealer has stopped handing out the cards. Who was

541
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 4: your dad a croupier? I love this one. Don't look

542
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 4: at the moon when it's windy. It will freeze your

543
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 4: face in that expression. I've never heard that one. Don't

544
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 4: kick empty bags or piles of rubbish. Some may have

545
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 4: put a rock in book. My dad said this ever

546
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Speaker 4: forty years ago, and I still think about it most days. Yeah,

547
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Speaker 4: all right, let's go to lines. Good morning Alex, Good

548
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 4: morning morning, Alex. What was something your parents warned you

549
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 4: about turning.

550
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Speaker 11: The car interior light on more driving?

551
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a great one. Yeah. I still

552
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 4: I still get upset or anxious if I turn it

553
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 4: on slightly. Now presume it is. It is illegal, isn't it?

554
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 4: Is it a distraction to another drivers?

555
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 11: I don't think it is illegal, but for me back then.

556
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad used to say it will put other

557
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 3: drivers off and they will crash. How will it if

558
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 3: I drive? If I passed another car while I was

559
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 3: driving at night and they had their interior light on,

560
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Speaker 3: I think I'd be all.

561
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 4: Right, No, Yeah, you're right. You wouldn't be thinking is

562
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 4: that a night club in there?

563
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 9: Someone's front.

564
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 3: We're like moths to the light.

565
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Speaker 4: That's a great one. Thank you very much, thanks for

566
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Speaker 4: calling the show. Have a good week. Thank you, Scott.

567
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 4: Good morning. What's a thing your parents warned you about?

568
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Speaker 12: Good morning? My mum always used to say not to

569
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 12: sit on cold concrete because you will get piled.

570
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 4: My mom was just saying, yeah, if you sound a

571
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 4: on wall or a cold floor, you'd get piles exactly.

572
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 12: I used to always think about the primary school when

573
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 12: it was cold weather or something and you'd be sitting

574
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 12: on the stairs and uh, and they were concrete And

575
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 12: I never knew what piles were.

576
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 3: Though I still don't know what piles is. Oh Jack,

577
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 3: you did, you did piles? In the time to the

578
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,199
Speaker 3: other like I know about it, but.

579
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Speaker 2: Oh you'll know when you get piles. Believe me.

580
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Speaker 12: Well, I was probably like five or six, you know,

581
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 12: and being told you get piles, I.

582
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Speaker 4: Don't really get a lot of kids don't need to

583
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 4: worry about hemorrhys do They don't get kids going into

584
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 4: the pharmacists, you know, just after school And I've got

585
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 4: the old ring of fire.

586
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Speaker 12: I want to I want to know how the concrete

587
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 12: or the cold concrete draws them out.

588
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 4: I don't know.

589
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Speaker 3: I don't.

590
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Speaker 12: Maybe maybe they could get tomorrow's segment.

591
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Speaker 4: Yes, you're quite right tomorrow Adam seven. Yes, Scott, thank

592
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Speaker 4: you very much. You cool over, very funny. Janine, come

593
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Speaker 4: on in morning, there you going. We're going, Janine, who

594
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 4: had a great weekend? And what's something your parents warned

595
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 4: you about?

596
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 10: My mum always told me when I was literally, if

597
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 10: I ate crust, I'd get curly hair. And I always

598
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 10: wanted curly hair, and I never got the curly hair.

599
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 10: So from the age of eight, I have not eaten

600
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Speaker 10: crusts and I'm about to turn sixty.

601
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 4: Well, I'm so sorry here that sent me, he corrects it.

602
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 4: Life curly hair.

603
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 10: The only way I got curly hair was I used

604
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 10: to have to pay for a perm.

605
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 3: And you're still cutting your crust off your sandwiches.

606
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, yeah, I'm the same. I don't know, I know,

607
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 4: not just that. Jack. When I have a pizza, have

608
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 4: you're not seen what I leave? I saw tom caught

609
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 4: the other day when we had pizza here off the show.

610
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 4: I won't have the crust. I think it's going to Tommy. Jeanine,

611
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 4: we should form our own little group, me and you

612
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 4: a former little Facebook group. All right, Jenny, thank you

613
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 4: very much. You call all right. Thanks sorry saying that

614
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 4: down there. That's very rude. Nine one o four three, Jack,

615
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 4: your boy? How many up to now? There are things

616
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 4: that your parents warned you about.

617
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: We're halfway ten ten to.

618
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 8: Go Christian know Connell's show podcast.

619
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 4: See if you get to twenty things your parents used

620
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 4: to warn you about. My dad used to tell us

621
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: to hold our breath always when driving past the cemetery

622
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 4: unless we breathe in bad spirits.

623
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to lift our feet off the floor

624
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 3: of the car as well. You really hold your breath.

625
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 3: And this is my cousin who told me this. Hold

626
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 3: your breath and lift your feet off the floor so

627
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 3: they can't get in through your feet.

628
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 4: Wow, that's incredible. This was from my mum. Don't ever

629
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 4: leave your shirt untucked so you might get lombargo. The

630
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 4: phrase lombargo is that bad back or something. It's like

631
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 4: an ancient thing. Lombargo. Read a lot of books, so

632
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 4: my parents had always told me if I read in

633
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 4: the dark, I would go That was something our eyes

634
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 4: warned about. Some more warnings, Andrea, I was told, never

635
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: stay in bed last ten am unless I expect to

636
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 4: never get a job. Don't put anything bigger than your

637
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 4: elbow in your ear. That's what militia. Don't go to

638
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 4: bed to some Karen. Don't get a bit of wet

639
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 4: hair or you will catch pneumonia. Pneumonia was like a

640
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 4: standard things he warned against, wasn't it. Lucy, Good morning,

641
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 4: Good morning.

642
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 10: How are you.

643
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 4: I'm good, Lucy. So what was something your parents warned

644
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 4: you about?

645
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 10: My dad always told me and my fussa never to

646
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 10: touch the hazard button when we were driving because the roof.

647
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 12: Would come off.

648
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 10: Our seats will get injected from the roof and we

649
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 10: would pull to the road with parachutes.

650
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: That's an incentive for kids.

651
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I want to try that at least one.

652
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 5: I know.

653
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 12: So we were petrified, but we always wanted to do it.

654
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 4: Yeah right, Lucy, until I got my own car Lucy.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very n you killed my Have a good week.

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Speaker 7: Oh good you too, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Krolyn, Good morning, Good morning, hey, Counting. So what was

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Speaker 4: some of your parents warned you about.

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Speaker 7: Well, I lived in Final, Queensland and in the summer

660
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Speaker 7: we'd always have watermelon and we always got told spit

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Speaker 7: out the seed or it will grow.

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Speaker 12: Out your belly button.

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Speaker 4: All right, parents didn't We're always cautious about any kind

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Speaker 4: of seeds, weren't they apple seeds growing out your ears

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Speaker 4: into trees and stuff like that. I used to the

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Speaker 4: same with swallowing chewing gum as well. Wrap yourself around

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Speaker 4: his coat on and string.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we got that one as well. We also

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Speaker 7: got that one as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got told to stick to your heart.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a really tough one. It's for

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Speaker 4: seven years, count it. Thank you very much. You killed me.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's squeak it squeezed and Craig before Patsy's

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Speaker 4: news coome morning, craigre you go mate, I'm good. So

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Speaker 4: what did mum or Dad warn you about?

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Speaker 10: Well? Warm me.

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Speaker 13: I was always playing out the cold as a kid,

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Speaker 13: Ryan Hale will Shine and she wore me. If I

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Speaker 13: played up in the cold without a jacket on, I

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Speaker 13: get pneumonia. Joke was on me because at age eleven,

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Speaker 13: I got double pneumonia and uh.

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Speaker 4: You and I could post the boy. Parents listening to

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Speaker 4: this right now with young kids are going to use

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Speaker 4: you as the poster boy now and well he laughed.

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Speaker 4: He was laughing this sort of his face, and he

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Speaker 4: got double pneumonia, double pneumonia.

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Speaker 13: Both lungs filled with liquid and I was bedridden for

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Speaker 13: six weeks.

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Speaker 4: It sounds awful.

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Speaker 13: It was, Yeah, probably similar to what COVID's like. Just

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Speaker 13: your lungs fill up with liquid and you're just involuntarily

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Speaker 13: coughing and in pain and fever.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like one of those sort of very sinister adverts

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Speaker 4: we have, you know, Craig, I'm sorry to hear that. Thanks.

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Speaker 4: She cool.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: To overnight, the Guitar World Cup finally kicked off. One

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Speaker 4: of the shabbiest opening games, Katar go down in history.

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Speaker 4: Genuine history was made that game, the first country ever

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Speaker 4: to lose, the host nation ever to lose their opening game.

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Speaker 4: They were hopeless for a World Cup that is meant

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Speaker 4: to be thirty two of the best country teams around

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Speaker 4: the world. All of those teams obviously have to you know,

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Speaker 4: win their way there. Australia caught a tough time to

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Speaker 4: actually get there. The one thing about being a host

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Speaker 4: nation is automatically you know you're there, Otherwise that team

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Speaker 4: would not qualify for a World Cup. It was It's

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Speaker 4: a comedy of areas. It was an amazing informants yesterday

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Speaker 4: before it actually even had the opening ceremony, and we

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Speaker 4: finally found out where Morgan Freeman has been the last

711
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Speaker 4: couple of years Qatar. Has he moved there or something.

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Speaker 4: They've got a hold of Morgan Freeman, Like where has

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Speaker 4: he been and what's the point of having him made?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, And it was like the MC of

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Speaker 4: it or something. But anyway, before there were that, there

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Speaker 4: was a very very strange press conference right by the

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Speaker 4: head on FIFA. FIFA obviously coming in from a lot

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Speaker 4: of criticism, rightly so, about why on earth is it

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Speaker 4: evening happening in Qatar, and so he spoke for a

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Speaker 4: rambling hour. It was like this really bizarre monologue basically

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Speaker 4: trying to say, hey, don't get me start about discrimination.

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Speaker 4: Hear my story. You got to hear this today.

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Speaker 14: I feel Katari, Arab, African, gay, disabled, a migrant worker.

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Speaker 5: Of course I'm not, oh Katari.

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Speaker 14: I'm not Arab, I'm not African, I'm not gay, I'm

726
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Speaker 14: not disabled. I'm not really a migrant worker.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's the sort of thing you'd expect from alabatridge.

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Speaker 3: What is he trying to say?

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Speaker 4: How is he making a nightmare situation any better? Then

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Speaker 4: it got wait, Jack, you haven't heard this, but yet.

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Speaker 5: This because I know what it means to be discriminated now.

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Speaker 4: When I heard that line, I was like, okay, I

733
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Speaker 4: wonder what we never know what someone else has been through.

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Speaker 4: And then he follow us up with this, so we've

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Speaker 4: all heard. You're not just allegations. It is a legal

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Speaker 4: to be gay in Qatar. Women have little or no

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Speaker 4: human rights there. It's an atrocious place for people to

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Speaker 4: live there. People have died actually building the stadiums. This guy, though, says, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I hear all that.

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Speaker 14: Because they know what it means to be discriminated, to

741
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Speaker 14: be bullied as a foreigner in a foreign country as

742
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Speaker 14: a child at school, I was bullied because I had

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Speaker 14: red hair, and I had these.

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Speaker 15: Red how do you call them? Freckles? Freckles, freckles? Sorry, freckles, freckles?

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Speaker 5: You see it? Another term?

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Speaker 4: Now? We are not laughing about having red hair or freckles, right,

747
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Speaker 4: I speak as of freckle man myself. I know about

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Speaker 4: discrimination Qatar. Right, it's not the same. You're not fearing

749
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Speaker 4: for your life. It is not legal to tap red

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Speaker 4: freckles burn in mind. This is the heads all freefa right.

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Speaker 4: You spoke for an hour this again.

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Speaker 14: Because they know what it means to be discriminated, to

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Speaker 14: be bullied as a foreigner in a foreign country as

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Speaker 14: a child at school, I was bullied because I had

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Speaker 14: red hair and I had this red How do you

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Speaker 14: call them?

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Speaker 15: Freckles? Freckles? Freckles? Sorry, freckles, freckles.

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Speaker 5: You see, I don't need another term.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't even want to remember that all the days,

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Speaker 3: don't tame out to the hurt locker.

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Speaker 4: Please don't even take you back to the locker. And

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Speaker 4: also what a name that he had a fief it's

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Speaker 4: got Jihanni Infantino.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe you're right.

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Speaker 4: This guy's been through enough with the red hair. How

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Speaker 4: did you say them? How you see them freckles? The

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Speaker 4: freckles right. And then there's the eyewatering amounts that fans

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Speaker 4: who are there, who, by the way, you paid a

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Speaker 4: lot money to get there. You're staying in a shipp container.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm not exatra and that someone said it's a

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Speaker 4: bit like a shipping container. They really are actual shipping.

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Speaker 16: Containers, thousands shipping containers. Yeah, that you pay four hundred

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Speaker 16: dollars a night. What are they shutting the facts in?

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Speaker 16: Then there's the fact that we're told only the weekend

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Speaker 16: when they've arrived. By the way, you know, we said

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Speaker 16: you could have drink in the stadium, No you can't

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Speaker 16: have anything. Budwise are one of the main sponsors, and

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Speaker 16: they were promised, you don't worry.

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Speaker 4: You been to sell bud in all the stadiums. So

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Speaker 4: no they can't. Now bud Wise have said because obviously

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Speaker 4: they've shipped out thousands of slams of beer. They've now

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Speaker 4: said that obviously because they can't sell them in the

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Speaker 4: stadiums around them. They're going to give all those thousands

784
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Speaker 4: of slabs of Budweiser to the team that win it. Now,

785
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Speaker 4: that is a great way to extra motivate Australia. We

786
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Speaker 4: may see a winner Wednesday because of that win bonus.

787
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Speaker 4: So anyway, today with the news that you've got to

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Speaker 4: spend four undred, four hundred bucks to have the pleasure

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Speaker 4: of being shut into a ship and container at night

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Speaker 4: in the middle of a desert, Yes, where have you

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Speaker 4: slept the night? Cal a brighter?

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Speaker 9: You're listening to the question know Carl's Show Podcast's.

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Speaker 4: The worst place you've slept? Lee? Come on and welcome

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Speaker 4: to the show. He Christian, Hey mate and Lee, where's

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Speaker 4: the worst place you've slept?

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Speaker 16: Well?

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Speaker 17: I slipped in many, but one of them is I

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Speaker 17: was happy to Port Douglas About fifteen years ago. I

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Speaker 17: moved up there and the Esquimo Joe were playing at

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Speaker 17: the local nightclub up there, and had a big night

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Speaker 17: by myself and I'll venture out, stagger out and trying

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Speaker 17: to get a taxi home, and I said, good luck,

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Speaker 17: there's only one taxi in Port Douglas. So I sort

804
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Speaker 17: of took it upon myself to find somewhere to venture

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Speaker 17: for the night and woke up in a bus in

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Speaker 17: the marina at Port Douglas. Got woken up by the

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Speaker 17: bus driver at about six o'clock in the morning saying,

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Speaker 17: get the hell off about the start me shift.

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Speaker 4: I should then pay to get back on it and

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Speaker 4: go where are you going? I just carry on.

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Speaker 17: I did mention that Christian, but he wasn't really seeing

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Speaker 17: the funny side of it, and he did tell me

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Speaker 17: that I'd actually into the four other buses prior. I

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Speaker 17: remember when I was a kid at high school there

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Speaker 17: was a quick release button that you know, you could

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Speaker 17: if you're in a roll out, you could press it

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Speaker 17: to get into the bus.

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Speaker 4: So I've seen that in the sunner buses also then

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Speaker 4: for drunk people to sleep in.

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Speaker 3: Well it is maw Yes and Lee. Why do you

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Speaker 3: think you had to try four other buses before you

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Speaker 3: found somewhere that Well.

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Speaker 17: I've all it's taken me fifteen years to try and

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Speaker 17: work that out, Jack and I still haven't worked at it.

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Speaker 17: I'm guessing that the seats were n't comfortable enough for

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Speaker 17: me in the back.

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Speaker 4: So like Goldielocks are three buses? That was the original

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Speaker 4: working title.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, Lee. Thank you very much, you cool mate.

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Speaker 4: Have a good.

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Speaker 17: Day you two Christians too.

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Speaker 4: Mate, Hi Marie, good morning. Hello Hello Marie. And where's

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Speaker 4: there a bad place you.

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Speaker 18: Slept and a toilet block in Norway when we're on

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Speaker 18: eighteen to thirty five holiday because our tenths got ripped

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Speaker 18: pieces that is.

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Speaker 4: What to sit on the toilet and go to sleep.

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Speaker 7: No, it was just a big toilet box, so we

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Speaker 7: slept out where all the basins and that.

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Speaker 4: Were oh my gosh.

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Speaker 7: We won't all how to use the toilets in there.

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Speaker 7: We had to go and use the other toilet box.

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Speaker 7: But they kept it was spotless. It was as everything

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Speaker 7: in Scandina claim.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you could eat off a toilet floor scandy. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: there's Norwegian stand for that spotless toilet.

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Speaker 3: So it wasn't just you. There were other campers with you.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, there was a whole backload of us. So

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Speaker 7: all the girls were in one lot and all the

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Speaker 7: guys were.

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Speaker 10: In another one.

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Speaker 4: Marie, thank you very much, you calm. I have a

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Speaker 4: good day.

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Speaker 8: Do you Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Jack actually has a song that he's been mumbling in

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Speaker 4: the studio last ten or fifteen minutes. He doesn't know

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Speaker 4: you're trying to remember what it was called. And we

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Speaker 4: turned the listeners into song detectives and we've got one

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Speaker 4: hundred percent strike rating on this. What is the song?

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Speaker 3: Okay? It goes like this. I'll do a live performance

913
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Speaker 3: of it. And I don't have much just a little

914
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Speaker 3: line from what I think is the chorus?

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Speaker 18: Do do so?

916
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Speaker 4: Early? Were we doing it? I thought at first you

917
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Speaker 4: were doing thriller, but no, show.

918
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Speaker 3: Down, no, no, but it's not it's not like. It's

919
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Speaker 3: definitely not a dance song. You sure how you look tonight?

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Speaker 3: Something like that, Oh where You've been all my life?

921
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Speaker 3: So it's like a love song. I'm filling in lyrics

922
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Speaker 3: that aren't the lyrics. Don't use those to go by.

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Speaker 4: Okay, once more?

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Speaker 19: Please bum bum bum butter boom boom boom.

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Speaker 4: Now you've added on two cycles from the last one.

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Speaker 4: Is that the B side?

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Speaker 3: That's it? That's my best take.

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Speaker 4: Hi, anyone got any ideas?

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Speaker 9: Carl Brner, you're listening to the Christian know Kyl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We need the song detectives. Jack is trying to remember

931
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Speaker 4: what a song is called or he's got so far?

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Speaker 19: Is the Dada Dada dad dumda dum.

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Speaker 4: I'm still convinced he's a slow down thriller. Is Jack

934
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Speaker 4: humming the Harry Potter theme? My son says it sounds

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Speaker 4: like the macas ad? Is it the old sorbent toilet

936
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Speaker 4: paper ad? At the moment, we're getting a lot of confusion,

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Speaker 4: that's what we're getting. Let's go to some calls now, Kim, Hello, Hello, Kim.

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Speaker 4: What do you think the song is? Jack is trying

939
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Speaker 4: to remember, well.

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Speaker 7: You know, Charlie and the Chocolate's actually the old one

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Speaker 7: where they're about to go in the tunnel on the boat.

942
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Speaker 4: Yeah, what is that? The pure imagination?

943
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Speaker 12: One or.

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Speaker 5: Way and Lonely singing glitch direction.

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Speaker 3: Ly that in that is the you know, that's not

946
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Speaker 3: what I'm trying. I'm thinking of a love song? Is

947
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Speaker 3: that one?

948
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Speaker 7: And then you answered this, then you added this fancy

949
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Speaker 7: bit at the end.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's Jack.

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Speaker 3: No, it does sound like that, though.

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Speaker 19: There is no ely way and lonely singing glitch direction.

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Speaker 18: Lea are going.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking of more of a love song.

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Speaker 4: Close, Kim, love those little feathers, Kim, thank you very much.

956
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Speaker 4: Just go to Norell. Hello, Norell, Hello, how are you?

957
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Speaker 4: I'm struggling with Jack's song? What do you think it is?

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Speaker 12: To me?

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Speaker 11: It sounds like memories from Barbara Strivan.

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Speaker 4: I didn't have Jackie Boy as a Barber Streisen fan.

961
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Speaker 4: But who knows? This is some cats? Isn't it? This

962
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Speaker 4: isn't it? Is it?

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Speaker 9: No?

964
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Speaker 10: Not it?

965
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Speaker 4: Same week we're dining there, Noel, thank you very much.

966
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Speaker 4: Let's go to work. Get that off, Let's go to Sonya.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Sonya.

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Speaker 12: Hello.

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Speaker 7: I think it's lady and read by Christa Burke.

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Speaker 3: I do love that song.

971
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Speaker 4: I love song, beautiful song, Cheat to cheek, Lady, what

972
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Speaker 4: a banger. It's always a good Monday. If you're right, Sonya,

973
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Speaker 4: I know this too well. I wouldn't forget the lyrics

974
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Speaker 4: like Sonya, let's try Joel. Good morning, Joel, Yeah, we're good.

975
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Speaker 4: What do you think it is? Joel?

976
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Speaker 11: Is it Barbara Stras and the way we were.

977
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Speaker 4: We're going deep into the deepest cuts of barber strikes

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Speaker 19: Yes?

982
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Speaker 18: Joel?

983
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Speaker 4: Would have you send your prize? How on earth did

984
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Speaker 4: you crack that very good detective? Would Joel? Well?

985
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Speaker 11: I actually I didn't think of her when I first

986
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Speaker 11: heard her the humming. I was picturing the movie of

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Speaker 11: the second movie in the series of the Naked gun

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen that movie in about twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's dropped into the back of mine.

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Speaker 9: Mind as we give.

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Speaker 4: The bigger question is how does this soul make it

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about tomorrow show. Several weeks ago, someone sadly

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Speaker 4: Could he be prosecuted and apprehended? He cannot carry eggs

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Speaker 4: Friends will have to get his egg order from him.

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Speaker 4: All right, So tomorrow we want to hear about unusual punishments.

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Speaker 4: You can call us now if you want, for his

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Speaker 4: story is about unusual punishments. Some of these punishments they

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Speaker 4: get the feeling we're going to hear we're a better age,

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Speaker 4: whether you were eighties or nineties. There are certain punishments

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Speaker 4: we're going to hear about that probably wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't

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Speaker 4: happen now on nine four four one four three.

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Speaker 3: Even the twenty years since I was in high school,

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Speaker 3: I remember at school camp for talking late into the night,

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Speaker 3: we were dragged out in our box assorts and made

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Speaker 3: to stand in the cold. You probably wouldn't get away

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Speaker 3: with that now was.

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Speaker 4: Loose the probably jack That ain't right. It doesn't fit

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Speaker 4: the crime, Like being manned with eggs is crazy, but

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Speaker 4: it's egg related. Why are semi nude for having a

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Speaker 4: little chit chat? Anyway, that's what we're looking forward tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Are we Carl a brighter?

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