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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Out Happy Friday afternoon. Yeah, you've made it to the

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Speaker 2: end of a very short week. It is button Pusher

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Speaker 2: Tom looking after you as we play the very best

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Speaker 2: bits of Will and Woody while the boys are away.

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Speaker 3: Monday.

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Speaker 2: Will is back live with Brooke Bony because she's filling

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Speaker 2: in for Woody, who's in the jungle for I'm a celebrity,

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Speaker 2: Get me out of here. Last night Woody failed at

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Speaker 2: an epic trial where he was sliding down a slime slide. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: catch it up on tenplay dot com. You but it

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Speaker 2: seems that Woody is crushing hard on the honey Badger.

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Speaker 4: He likes bone broth. I'm now getting involved in the

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Speaker 4: bone broth thing.

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Speaker 5: Just drinking as a tea at night or something.

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Speaker 6: You know, it's like a bone bro Yeah, o proper, Oh.

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Speaker 5: Bone bro there's how much goodness is in there.

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Speaker 3: I think we'll better watch out.

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Speaker 5: That is a big crush.

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Speaker 2: Hey, we are doing the best bits of Will and

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Speaker 2: Woody while they're away. Coming up, a woman luffs in

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Speaker 2: front of her partner for the first time in their

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Speaker 2: five year relationship.

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Speaker 3: You need to hear it.

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Speaker 4: It's not far away towards.

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Speaker 3: We prank you dad a hell of a lot on

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Speaker 3: this show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's do it again.

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Speaker 7: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 8: Allows a little you?

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Speaker 4: We're going to be well, you're going to be pricks again, Dad.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: So here's the layer of the land Australia. My sister

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Speaker 6: is getting married this weekend. I am super, super super

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Speaker 6: excited about that, my little sister getting married. It's going

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Speaker 6: to be very very.

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Speaker 3: Special, beautiful. It's beautiful thing.

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Speaker 9: Have you got any a nice ceremonial, like you're walking

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Speaker 9: your mom into the ceremony or anything.

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Speaker 4: Don't bring that up now? What Will has done there?

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Speaker 6: He's taken some anger that I expressed during the song

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Speaker 6: there that my mom has chosen my brother to walk

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Speaker 6: her into the ceremony.

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Speaker 4: Just emailed her and said, I'm emailing my mom.

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Speaker 6: What's going on that I don't know? And I just said, like,

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Speaker 6: why why are you choosing my brother and not me?

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Speaker 6: And she just said she said, thanks, Woody know, Tomo's

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Speaker 6: got that job.

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Speaker 5: Good on you, mum.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, so you haven't got any job.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm m seeing this is the reception, so yeah, it's.

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Speaker 5: Pretty bod job. Anyway.

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Speaker 3: The worst job at a wedding.

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Speaker 6: No, No, it is an honor and a privilege and

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Speaker 6: I'm very much looking forward to doing that for my

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Speaker 6: little sis.

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Speaker 3: Stuff going, But.

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Speaker 4: Well, let's focus on Dad.

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Speaker 6: This wedding is so serious that both my mother and

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Speaker 6: my sister have enforced a lockdown on my dad. So

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Speaker 6: all this week Dad has been banned from leaving the

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Speaker 6: house just in case he catches COVID.

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Speaker 4: And then can't go to the wedding. Now here's the

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Speaker 4: prank idea.

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Speaker 6: I reckon if I call Dad and say that an

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Speaker 6: opportunity has come up for me and I can potentially

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Speaker 6: go down to the AFL football club, the Melbourne Demons.

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Speaker 6: I've been invited down there to interview a few players

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Speaker 6: and invite Dad as well. Yeah, I reckon, he'll crumble

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Speaker 6: immediately and he'll be willing to break his lockdown.

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Speaker 3: I don't think we should do it to him.

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Speaker 5: But okay on, But on the other side is his mom.

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Speaker 9: Your mom, she'll kill him if fire will literally come

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Speaker 9: And then your your sister won't have anyone to walk

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Speaker 9: would do that potentially, she's probably got to stand by,

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Speaker 9: like in waiting. She's probably already hired a mimic or

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Speaker 9: like a bot tressed him up as your dad, and it's.

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Speaker 5: Ready to go potentially, or his life's in danger?

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Speaker 4: Or is dad gonna go?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? Would he?

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Speaker 5: I can't possibly do that, mate, No, he might. There's

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Speaker 5: no way he's going to turn it down. You know

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Speaker 3: Turn it down.

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Speaker 4: He might, and that would be amazing.

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Speaker 3: You're going to kill your father out next No, you're

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Speaker 3: gonna kill him. You're gonna kill him.

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Speaker 4: It's a good test. It's a great trap. It's a

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Speaker 3: It's a great trap.

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Speaker 4: What happens we.

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Speaker 3: Are pranking this show's hobby horse? What his dad?

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Speaker 6: Time to ride that horse one more time? Now you

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Speaker 6: know what, I'm changing the language around this. This isn't

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Speaker 6: a prank.

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Speaker 4: This is a test.

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Speaker 6: So if you just us so much nicer, if you

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Speaker 6: just join us to be fair, this is a great

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Speaker 6: test of his love for his daughter. So my sister

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Speaker 6: is getting married this weekend. It's incredibly exciting. The whole

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Speaker 6: family is just over the moon about the thing. But

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Speaker 6: obviously there's a lot of stress with the organization preparation

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Speaker 6: enforced a very strict lockdown on my dad. He's not

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Speaker 6: allowed to leave the house this for this entire week,

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Speaker 6: just in case he catches COVID and then he can't

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Speaker 6: go to the wedding, which is worst case.

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Speaker 9: Absolutely, even though your mum I think, has a lifelike

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Speaker 9: bot of him ready to go at any stage, that

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Speaker 3: The blot could already be in existence.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you got a twenty years ago. Got a good

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Speaker 4: deal anyway.

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Speaker 6: So the test right now is if I call my

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Speaker 6: my way where i can interview some players from his

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Speaker 6: favorite AFL team. It's my favorite team as well, the

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Speaker 6: Melbourne Demons. I'll call him and go there's an opportunity

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Speaker 6: to interview them. It's tomorrow morning. Do you want to come?

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Speaker 3: I don't think this is fair.

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Speaker 6: If he says yes, he is obviously breaking his strict lockdown.

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Speaker 9: This is like dangling a fish in front of a seal.

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Speaker 9: I'll have no control.

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Speaker 5: There is a chance the seal goes it's a fish in.

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Speaker 3: Front of a seal, so you've got a bear trap

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Speaker 3: unless unless you can, like, is there anyway you.

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Speaker 9: Can be sure that your sister or your mum aren't listening,

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Speaker 9: because if they hear this and he goes, hey, I'm

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Speaker 9: going to break my hurt my quarantine, there's gonna be done.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he'll probably sleep at mind tonight. I'll make this

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Speaker 6: be out of the house.

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Speaker 4: Oh true, you can't even leave the house. Chuck him

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Speaker 4: in the basement. Anyway, Let's see what happens.

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Speaker 6: Because the other side of this, will I appreciate you

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Speaker 6: consent the other side of this. He respectfully declines the offering,

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Speaker 6: says that's a dream of mine.

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Speaker 4: But I'm going to.

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Speaker 5: Stay in lockdown.

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Speaker 4: We'll just have to see what happens.

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Speaker 5: Let's call him hello.

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Speaker 8: Hello.

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Speaker 6: I'm just at workedout so I have to be quick,

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Speaker 6: but the marketing manager of the Melbourne Football Club just

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Speaker 6: to going to Melbourne's training tomorrow morning and effectively doing

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Speaker 6: like these quick fire questions with a few of the

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Speaker 6: players for Instagram. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, which which obviously I'm pretty excited about.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah, they didn't say exactly which players are involved.

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Speaker 6: I think Maxi's going to be getting a few questions Christians.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, it'd be pretty cool. But I just thought,

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Speaker 6: would you want to come down.

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Speaker 7: Break my isolation rule?

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Speaker 4: Well, well, yeah, I guess doors.

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Speaker 7: Isn't it that door?

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Speaker 10: I'd say, I'd have to, I'd have to, I'd have to.

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Speaker 7: I'd risk everything.

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Speaker 4: So you're in?

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Speaker 10: Yeah? Yeah, Oh dad?

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Speaker 3: It was a test. What Dad, you're on air?

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Speaker 4: You're on Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Dad?

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Speaker 4: It was the ultimate test. Will you stick to your

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Speaker 4: lockdown for your daughter's wedding?

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Speaker 3: And you crumbled so quickly.

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Speaker 7: To speak, potentially with the tracker Gorne compared with as

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Speaker 9: A woman has turned down in a subway because it

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Speaker 9: wasn't big enough, so she's about an inch short of

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Speaker 9: part of a huge class action where a bunch of

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Speaker 9: other angry customers were suing Subway because of the giant site,

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Speaker 9: because of the lack of size on their sandwiches. And

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Speaker 9: we love somewhere on this show, and I've never had

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Speaker 9: this issue ever in my life.

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Speaker 3: I really want to.

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Speaker 9: State that and stress that and say that they're the

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Speaker 5: I've found them to be longer actually will same.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the case was settled for five hundred and twenty

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Speaker 5: She got five hundred and twenty five thousands. The class

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Speaker 5: action brought five hundred and twenty five thousand.

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Speaker 9: Dollars Subway to pay out because their bread wasn't quite

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I think it's pathetic.

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Speaker 9: And the reason I think it's pathetic is maybe because

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Speaker 9: it's slightly triggering for me because in a past relationship

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Speaker 9: I was in, I remember very early, very early makeout

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Speaker 9: sesh in the in the relationship, and she had to

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Speaker 9: tell me this later. I don't remember it happening, but

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Speaker 9: she told me that she went to go and inspect

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Speaker 9: the size during the makeout sesh. Yeah, she went for

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Speaker 9: a feel to see whether or not I was.

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Speaker 5: Going to be worthwhile for her later on.

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Speaker 4: So she obviously broke up with you immediately.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 5: I didn't get past the week totally.

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Speaker 3: I never heard from again.

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Speaker 6: So she only admitted later that she deliberately just did

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Speaker 6: like what just like So it wasn't like a full

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Speaker 6: on grope it was just like a brush pass.

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Speaker 5: It was a bit of a brush Yeah, it was

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Speaker 5: a brush pass to get like a preview almost of Yes,

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Speaker 5: what was there?

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Speaker 3: Yes, you know, and it was like when you go

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Speaker 3: the movies and do the shorts beforehand.

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Speaker 4: It's a trailer.

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Speaker 3: It was a trailer.

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Speaker 4: She did a trailer touch yeah, yeah, right, yes.

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Speaker 9: And you know sort of just just got the scope. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: you know, just not you know, the vague plot. Sure, sure,

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Speaker 9: and then you know, found out about the twists later on.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, so into the metaphor there.

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Speaker 4: But do you reckon That's a thing.

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Speaker 9: Well, that's what I really want to know, actually, because

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Speaker 9: I when I saw this story and it reminded me

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Speaker 9: of that incident. I don't think I've spoken about that

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Speaker 9: publicly that.

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Speaker 3: And I was so shocked.

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Speaker 9: I also felt like a bit like, you know, I

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Speaker 9: don't know, it almost felt a bit like you didn't

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Speaker 9: I don't know, like if you like me, surely you're

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Speaker 9: We have tested it on the only male gay in

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Speaker 4: Of time, Just go for it. Yeah, yeah, that's what

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Speaker 9: Maybe it's happened to you, but I I really want

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Speaker 5: Do you, like, how often are you field testing? Is

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Speaker 4: And there's no judgment here?

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Speaker 6: Curious whether because I mean from there it makes sense

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm so curious.

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Speaker 9: Do you field tests before you sleep with a man?

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Speaker 9: Have you done a field test?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 9: Maybe it's just protocol for you. You don't sleep with anyone

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Speaker 5: After this it's when Woody.

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Speaker 9: Can you do the field test? It's what we're asking

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Speaker 9: is that acceptable? And if you're wondering what the field

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Speaker 9: because it wasn't big.

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Speaker 3: Enough for her. You should be able to fill in

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Speaker 9: And you've experienced a field test. Well, yeah, in a

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Speaker 9: as I said before, it wasn't a full squirrel group.

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Speaker 9: It wasn't a how's your father? It was just a

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Speaker 9: just a scoping of the drive by.

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Speaker 9: Drive by, It absolutely was. I didn't even notice it,

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Speaker 9: you know, But maybe that's just because of it. Maybe

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Speaker 9: that's just because she didn't need to get too close

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Speaker 6: Oh come on, oh wow, she's heard the Jaws music

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Speaker 4: What is that? Were you?

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Speaker 6: Did she say to you when it because you said

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Speaker 4: I didn't mention it at the time, but later on

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Speaker 5: Just it was secret?

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Speaker 6: Did she say that? She would have not gone on

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Speaker 3: Because it wasn't worth her while.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I know, I know, right, Michelle. You you do

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Speaker 11: Hey, guy, Yeah, you got to know what you're up for.

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Speaker 11: So I was, I was having drinks at the soccer club.

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Speaker 11: There's a guy that I was flirting with pretty much

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Speaker 9: Michelle, he might be a grower, spoken like a grower,

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Speaker 3: So you wiped him? So you wiped him.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so you're just while you're sitting, you're moving around

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Speaker 9: Okay, so you but you could tell just with moving

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Speaker 3: That was all you need.

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Speaker 11: I like, you know, when if you sit down on

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Speaker 11: and there was nothing there.

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Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, it's like the matrix.

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Speaker 5: There's no spoon, like sitting on Kender.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Beck here. This is amazing you by the.

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Speaker 3: Way, Like, but she's at the soccer club.

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Speaker 9: Like what sorry, but like what sort of studs you're

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Speaker 3: Kids' soccer club?

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Speaker 4: Could be a hot coach, could be a hard coach.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Beck here.

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Speaker 6: Come on, well, sorry, a hot coach is out there. Beck,

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Speaker 6: this is amazing. You've done this as well. You've done

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Speaker 12: I'm telling you now, like guys can be the biggest

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Speaker 12: and then and you're like you're okay, then mate.

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Speaker 3: Why is it such a go to fall guys?

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Speaker 9: Like, I mean, I'm haven't flirted in a very long time,

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Speaker 9: but like, but why is it? Like I just don't

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Speaker 9: about that you do it all?

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Speaker 12: Well, I don't know I don't either.

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Speaker 3: Why would you?

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Speaker 5: What do they say, Beck, Like, what's what's the chat there?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 12: They're like, you know, you wouldn't be able to handle this,

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Speaker 12: you know, yeah, there's some kind of weapon, And I'm like,

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Speaker 12: okay with what people looks like there's nothing in those hams.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never got that either, even and like sending

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Speaker 6: pictures of it, like, so what do you That's that's

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Speaker 6: the biggest red flag ever, right, Beck, that's just the

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Speaker 6: easiest way to go, Like, no.

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Speaker 12: Thank you, yep, pretty much?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, stop doing it? Yes, right, just get to know

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Speaker 6: the woman. I don't know, crazy thought.

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Speaker 9: The question about the other thing is though you get

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Speaker 9: to know them, you know, you're leading with your bet,

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Speaker 9: but then meanwhile they're doing.

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Speaker 3: The sneaky field tests. It doesn't matter to.

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Speaker 6: That're right, they're the problem. Will you got the women

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Speaker 6: of the problem? I like it, well, way to flip

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Speaker 6: that way, and they feeling right, ladies.

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Speaker 2: We're playing the very best bits as the boys are

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Speaker 2: away button push of Tom here. Yeah, Will's just down

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Speaker 2: the coast back Monday Live with Brooke Boney but Wood

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Speaker 2: he is in the jungle for I'm a celebrity, Get

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Speaker 2: me out of here. And last night look what he

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Speaker 2: didn't do too well on an epic trial where he

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Speaker 2: onto criminals.

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Speaker 4: Alright, I'm going to.

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Speaker 5: Come down hord and forced.

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Speaker 13: All right, Oh that's devastating it.

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Speaker 2: You need to see the footage template dot com dot

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Speaker 2: a U. But it was also a really sommer moment

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Speaker 2: when Woody was talking about his chosen charity Mensa Australia

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Speaker 14: The charity I've chosen is Dementia Australia because all four

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Speaker 4: Seeing my parents.

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Speaker 4: And I could see.

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Speaker 4: Didn't go well.

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Speaker 6: I hope that I can raise some money for them,

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Speaker 6: and yeah, we can rid ourselves of the awful beast

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Speaker 6: that is dementia.

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Speaker 2: Vote to save Woody from being eliminated head to teenplay

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Speaker 2: dot com dot AU. You can chuck ten votes on

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Speaker 2: him per day to make sure he stays in the

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Speaker 2: playing more of the very best bits of Willingwood right now.

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Speaker 6: It's will Wood extraordinary phone call on this show, genuine

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Speaker 6: when Lee blew us away here It is so.

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Speaker 15: I work in a rec clinic and we had a

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, takes the dead home. She snuggled it

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Speaker 4: You can one hundred.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I can't speak on any sort of authority there,

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Speaker 9: So, but there's a moment when you when you've got

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Speaker 4: Yes, and what what do you do? Where is the

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: It's tough because, yeah, you've got to transport it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because like.

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Speaker 9: My little dog Tilly got here by car. One of

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Speaker 9: Dad came home and he was like, mate, can you

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Speaker 9: He got you to do that because he had to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but still I can send out the marmote.

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Speaker 3: Put a few chins on my chest. What do you

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Speaker 4: Gins on your chest? Sure, man, good development for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 9: Obviously trying to say something manly shows how manly I am.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so put a few hairs on my chest.

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Speaker 3: So you know, I go out there and he'd put

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Speaker 9: But I remember looking at it and I'll there forget

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Speaker 13: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like, but like what he put it in

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Speaker 5: Like he was like, I'm saying, why did you put

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Speaker 9: And he was like, well, had you get her off

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Speaker 5: And I didn't want to get you know, like blood

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Put down sick as the other story.

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Speaker 9: She was like, do you want me to take her

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Speaker 3: where you're like, well, what are we going to do

454
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Speaker 3: with her? You know, mother and doesn't want to put

455
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Speaker 3: a deck out in the back.

456
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Speaker 9: We can't bury her, yeah, we haven't going to tote backs.

457
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 6: Well, despite hearing that and totally like almost not wanting

458
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,480
Speaker 6: to hear any more stories like that?

459
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 4: Is our number?

460
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:46,680
Speaker 3: This because.

461
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 9: Reality, That's the whole point, Like, it is a reality

462
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 9: thing to die in a situation where you're like, I have.

463
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,719
Speaker 3: A dead animal in my hands, What do I do

464
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,280
Speaker 3: with this? It's tricky.

465
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Speaker 6: Thirty one sixty five is our number. Can you relate

466
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Speaker 6: to Will and the other.

467
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,359
Speaker 3: Woman who slept with No people can relate to me.

468
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 3: That's the thing.

469
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Speaker 5: What did you do after your pet died?

470
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 3: Yes? Well what did you do with them?

471
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 6: What did you do with the body in that stressful moment?

472
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 6: How did you deal with it?

473
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 9: Oh?

474
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Speaker 3: Actually I've got a cracking story for you. It's actually

475
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 3: really hectic, but it's awesome.

476
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 9: We are talking about what you had to do after

477
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,159
Speaker 9: your pet died, or just how you dealt with the

478
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,679
Speaker 9: fate that you've got a dead body on your hands,

479
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 9: effectively a dead dead animal's body. But nonetheless it is,

480
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,679
Speaker 9: it is, it's a bit of a hairy situation in

481
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 9: more ways than one. Pet Woods Before we get into

482
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Speaker 9: these calls, because I'm excited to hear them. Your your

483
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 9: dad had a bit of an incident with well what

484
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Speaker 9: Rosie rabbit formerly Rosa rabbit, Rosy rabbit.

485
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 6: Formerly Rosa Rosie then became Roger because we found out

486
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Speaker 6: Rosie had a doodle.

487
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 4: Funny story.

488
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 6: Yeah, so Rosie the rabbit was our was my sister's rabbit,

489
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 6: went to a friend's house to be looked after, and

490
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 6: then Rosie started trying to hump the other rabbits.

491
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 5: So we realized that Rosie was actually Roger.

492
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 6: Anyway, later in Roger's life, a dog attacked Roger, like

493
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 6: really attacked him.

494
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,199
Speaker 4: Doting to go into it, but Dad, what.

495
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 3: Did you not need to go into there?

496
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 6: It was a savage attack, and that's important for the

497
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,959
Speaker 6: story because Dad then found like shredded.

498
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, will I said, what is wrong with you today? Anyway, Pops,

499
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 4: I've got to finish my story. Stop wrapping me up.

500
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 5: So you're worried about the animal chat poop pants, Yeah,

501
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 5: it's life, all right, I've got the book.

502
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,679
Speaker 6: So anyway, Dad finds the corpse and then so he

503
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 6: puts the Dad then puts it in a shoebox. But

504
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 6: the reason he had to put it in a shoebox

505
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 6: because Sarah wanted proof of body.

506
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 3: Because Sarah, Sarah wanted proof of body. How old is she?

507
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Speaker 6: It's like, well, she's she's like a rabbit. It's actually

508
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 6: like Dad's like, oh God, you wants to see the

509
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 6: rabbits truth. So he had to put it in a

510
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 6: shoe box. But it can only face one way.

511
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 3: Because it's like two faces.

512
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's go to Karen here on thirty one

513
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Speaker 4: or six five.

514
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 6: Karen, Karen, what did you do with your dead beds?

515
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: Well, we have rabbits as well, and because we rent

516
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: a property, so because we can't obviously bury them in

517
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: the garden, because you can't dig them up and take

518
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: them with you, we put them in big pots and

519
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 1: then bury them in the dirt and then put a

520
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 1: flower or a shrub or something on top of them.

521
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: So then we can take them with it, so then.

522
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 5: You know where they are so you know where to dig.

523
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 3: Clever, Karen, clever, Karen, very clever man. How many rabbits

524
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 3: have you got buried in your yard? Karen?

525
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: Well, the cemetery that we have going in the front garden,

526
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: there's there's three rabbits and there's a dog as well,

527
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: but not in the dog's ashes are in the potch.

528
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 9: Beautiful where they are we have coming in the front.

529
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Speaker 4: Let's go to Sam. Jeez, you are you are? You're

530
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 4: flying very close to the sun?

531
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Speaker 3: Am I the only one who's practical about this?

532
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 6: And look, I'm glad you're just sounding a bit unemotional,

533
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 6: if I'm being honest, a little bit cold.

534
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 3: It's the liss the circle of life woods. Now, I'm

535
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 3: glad Sam's caught on.

536
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 9: I said before the song that I had a great

537
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 9: story and I wasn't equipped to tell it. And I

538
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 9: also was scared that it was going to be well,

539
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 9: maybe smearing a bit of mud.

540
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Speaker 3: On a family that I'm quite close with.

541
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Speaker 9: Sure, But I'm glad that Sam's willing to tell the

542
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 9: story given that it is his father in law, so

543
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 9: he can take the responsibility.

544
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 5: Okay, Sam, what's the story?

545
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 3: Thanks mate, far away, speaking.

546
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 10: Of a very cold story. So, my future father in

547
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 10: law was due to go on a holiday with the family.

548
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 10: The family jetted off the day before and he was

549
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 10: coming a day later because you had work on they

550
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 10: we're already overseas. He's work for the day. He had

551
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 10: to quickly pack his bags, get upstairs, get to a

552
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 10: plane and riders. He was about to step outside the door,

553
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 10: he realized that their beloved pet, Molly, had unfortunately passed away.

554
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 5: Molly was a dog. Molly was a dog, right, not

555
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 5: a rabbit.

556
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 10: Molly was a dog. Yeah, Molly was a dog. So

557
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 10: he was thinking on his feet, wondering, what the hell

558
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 10: am I going to do? I'm due to go go

559
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 10: on holiday for two weeks. To catch the dog here

560
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,239
Speaker 10: in the backyard got to get on the plate. So

561
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 10: he has no choice but to wrap pull Molly up

562
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 10: in a garbage bag and put her in the freezer.

563
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 10: No he didn't through the old cryogenic freezing job and

564
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 10: make it a problem for another day.

565
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 4: No, he didn't know.

566
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 10: And I think probably the best part of the story

567
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 10: is they got the replacement dog a year or two later,

568
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 10: and in honor of Molly, you wouldn't believe what they

569
00:25:52,880 --> 00:26:00,120
Speaker 10: actually end up calling the replacement dog what ice cube?

570
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: More Will and Woody Goodness.

571
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Speaker 4: After this, it's the Women Woody Podcast.

572
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 3: We are trying to help people who have never.

573
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,479
Speaker 9: Farted in front of their partners. It's a very very

574
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 9: special moment on the show. Charlotte did this, so she

575
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 9: called her husband Graham.

576
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 6: Fifteen years, fifteen and a half years, she hadn't farted

577
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 6: in front of Graham, so then she called Graham on

578
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 6: the show.

579
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 4: Graham had no idea.

580
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 6: It was on the radio and effectively I was making

581
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 6: fake fart noises with my mouth and she had to

582
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 6: claim them.

583
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 8: See how commit to make a decision. Yes, yeah, I'm

584
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 8: oh my god, I'm so sorry.

585
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 4: Anyway, Graham, you just ignored every.

586
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 10: Thought that was there.

587
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 4: Save that relationship.

588
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 9: Will.

589
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 4: What a relief.

590
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 6: We haven't heard back from Charlotte since yesterday, by the

591
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 6: but apparently she was going to go home to a

592
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 6: real one in front of Graham.

593
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 5: Because honestly, it cannot be holding onto your farts.

594
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 9: Well, I think we found out from all the women

595
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 9: that have called the show during this bit that it's

596
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 9: I mean again, I really don't want to psychoanalyze somebody's

597
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 9: relationship through the lens of a fart, But it says

598
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 9: a lot about how comfortable you are in front of

599
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 9: the person that you're with, And a lot of them

600
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 9: were saying that they didn't want to be seen as unattractive.

601
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 9: And we also found that there are a lot of

602
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 9: men who you know, leave their partners because they fart

603
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 9: in front of them or.

604
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 3: Like it's shocking.

605
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 12: Ye.

606
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 5: So today we've got a brand new person who's keen

607
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 5: to do this.

608
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 4: She was inspired by the bat. We've got Talie here.

609
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 5: Hello, Tarlie, Hey, how are you going?

610
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 4: Outstanding?

611
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 6: Ow Tarlie, you also want to be released within your relationship.

612
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 5: Tell us a bit about the stats. What's your partner's name?

613
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 5: His name's Nick, Okay, Zame's Nick. How long has it

614
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 5: been that you've been with him without farming?

615
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 8: Fourteen years?

616
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 9: Whoa?

617
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 4: So what Tarie?

618
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 6: Why how have you got to fourteen years without far

619
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 6: in front of him?

620
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 16: I don't know.

621
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 8: I just I feel like I just obviously at the

622
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 8: start of relationship, I didn't want to do it, and

623
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 8: then it just I just felt like it had been

624
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 8: so long that I was like, it's too late.

625
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 5: It's gone on too long the windows.

626
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, and like he he doesn't like there's no tomorrow,

627
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 8: like he could not care less. And I don't think

628
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 8: kid care if I did. But it's just I don't

629
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 8: know why. It's just something that I've never done.

630
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 9: You've come to the flat freeers, Yeah, like that here

631
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 9: to free your gut, Tarlie. We're going to call him

632
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 9: up next. We're going to call h Nick up next.

633
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 9: You're going to ask him a mondane question. And then

634
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 9: in the background woods through like a lot of people

635
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 9: were saying the best sound effects.

636
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 3: Fart of all time.

637
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, if he gives a quick rendition every time, it's consistency.

638
00:28:59,120 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 11: Tally.

639
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 9: I'm just so that one was living on the nose, mate,

640
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 9: Really yeah, I think you just get away from the micro.

641
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 4: Are you happy with this one?

642
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 7: Tally?

643
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 10: Yeah?

644
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 3: Whatever it works for you to call him up next, Tarli.

645
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 9: Right now we are freeing another person's fats, Carly fats

646
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 9: for the first.

647
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 6: All right, if you're just joining us, Carly spoke to

648
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 6: us before the song there in Carly, you have gone

649
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 6: fourteen years without farting in front of your partner Nick.

650
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 6: And the real kicker for me here is that Nick

651
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 6: just goes for it. He farts in front of your

652
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 6: willy nilly, Yeah, the imbalance, it's right off. You've said

653
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 6: to us as well that you don't think he'll care,

654
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 6: but it's just been too long now you don't feel

655
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 6: comfortable finally having that moment where you fart in front

656
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 6: of him.

657
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty much.

658
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: Have you ever dreamt of farting in front of him? Carly?

659
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 11: Like it?

660
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 9: You know, this is something that's obviously you know, I imagine

661
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 9: quite almost a bit of a fantasy for you.

662
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 8: Oh oh yeah, I think about it all on the daily.

663
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

664
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Speaker 16: I mean, I don't know.

665
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 8: I might have in my sleep and he's never told me.

666
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 9: But yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, so we're gonna

667
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 9: call him now.

668
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 3: You know how this works?

669
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 9: You don't, actually, I mean, the great the genius of

670
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 9: this bit Woods is that, Carlie, you don't actually have

671
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 9: to do the fart. So, I mean, I think it

672
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 9: would be a bit cruel of us to suggest that

673
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 9: you just find around if.

674
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 4: You've got one in the chamber though.

675
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 9: There if we do this, if we do this in

676
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 9: the future, maybe just just load up on sprouts the

677
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Speaker 9: night before and we're a good show.

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Speaker 3: Of getting one, but what's is going to.

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Speaker 9: Be doing in the background, And hopefully we only need

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Speaker 9: to do one or two for him to go, hey,

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Speaker 9: what's going on and then you can explain. But you know,

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Speaker 9: as we discovered last time, if it hasn't happened in

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Speaker 9: a long time, he might be awkward mentioning it, so

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Speaker 9: you might not Yeah, he might ignore it, so you

685
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Speaker 9: might just need to jump in there and just go wow,

686
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 9: gee whiz, that was me. Yeah, let's free those fights.

687
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Speaker 9: We're going to call Nick right now.

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Speaker 12: Ready, good luck, m.

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Speaker 8: Hey, ba hey going. I was just ringing to see

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Speaker 8: what time you were actually going to be home.

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Speaker 10: Probably.

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Speaker 8: Just because I wanted to get some groceries, but I

693
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 8: didn't want to take the kids with me. Just a

694
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 8: bit of a handful today.

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Speaker 10: Stuff in my home.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I don't mind what.

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Speaker 10: Party your photos.

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Speaker 16: I didn't think that you would hear that the what

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Speaker 16: if I said, yes, a.

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Speaker 8: Roman, you're joking right?

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Speaker 10: Who was on the.

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00:31:54,360 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 8: I thought it was going to be it's kinder, Will

703
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 8: you fight in front of me all the time?

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Speaker 10: Different?

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Speaker 7: So different?

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Speaker 3: Nick?

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Speaker 6: Nick, It's Nick. Hello, Nick, It's Will and Woody here.

708
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 6: If you haven't heard of us, we're a radio show.

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00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 6: You're currently live on air.

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Speaker 15: Nick, Oh, I know exactly who you are.

711
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 9: Put up with this?

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00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 3: Well, Nick, is he tell me you're joking. Tell me

713
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 3: you're joking.

714
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 16: No, I not.

715
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Speaker 3: But you fight in front of her all the time,

716
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 3: and she can't fight in front of you.

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00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 8: Yeah?

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00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 15: Correct?

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00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 3: Why what's just?

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Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, double standards.

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Speaker 11: But sure you're on the same bag.

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00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 6: No, No, beautiful fiance is an absolute farouse, my friends.

723
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Speaker 3: Not a problem there.

724
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Speaker 6: But she's released now, Nicko, surely you don't care. Let's

725
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 6: even it up here in the relationship.

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00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 15: I need to want for the fact, I guess, Nick.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I'm not saying we can't get there, but

728
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Speaker 11: I'm not.

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00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 9: Oh god, well, then you're gonna have to stop farting

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Speaker 9: in front of her.

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Speaker 3: That's that's the deal.

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Speaker 5: You gotta, we gotta.

733
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 9: You can't just you can't have it all one way.

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Speaker 10: I mean, I can see what I can do, but

735
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 10: no problem.

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Speaker 6: All right, all right, Carly, you far up the engines.

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00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 3: My friends in there, do what I need to do.

738
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Speaker 3: See you guys? Hi, what a dick? Sorry like that?

739
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Speaker 3: That was not okay.

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Speaker 5: I thought he was going to be I thought it

741
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Speaker 5: was going to be embarrassed.

742
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 3: That was not okay.

743
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 6: When he came back, it was gonna be like, oh no,

744
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 6: what a stitch up. I've acted like a bit of

745
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 6: a tool. But he doubled down and was like, I

746
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 6: don't think I'm ready for that. We need to go

747
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 6: and find him and cupcake him exposure therapy.

748
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 4: Leave it with this Australia.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's we nearly need to get on out

750
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Speaker 2: of here, happy weekend. But before we go, I need

751
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 2: to tell you how to vote for Woody in the

752
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: I'm a celebrity, get me out of here jungle. Now

753
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 2: you can hit the tenplate dot dot au and vote

754
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: for him. It seems like he's got a huge crush

755
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 2: on the Honey Badger at the moment.

756
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 6: I'm watching when he has naps and I reckon. There

757
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 6: have been a couple of occasions where he's caught me

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Speaker 6: fan of.

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00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 13: Odes beautiful that mate, very flavorsome.

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00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, real explosion.

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00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 3: Some real puppy love going on there.

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Speaker 2: And on Monday, we are back live will Is with

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Speaker 2: Brooke Bony. Now, before what he went into the jungle,

764
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 2: the boys actually had a chat to Brook and they've

765
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Speaker 2: come up with a whole bunch of possible punny games

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Speaker 2: that we can play with brook.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So I thought of two what to okay?

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00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, what's okay?

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Speaker 17: So stay with me here all right, because it's my

770
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 17: first time around. What about book bony and people have

771
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 17: to call in and say a book title and we

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Speaker 17: have to guess whether or not it's real.

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Speaker 3: I think that sucks.

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00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 17: No, okay, well back to the drawing board.

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Speaker 5: What about this one take?

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00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 17: Okay, what about sook bony where people call in and

778
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 17: tell us what fights they've had with their spouse, you know,

779
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 17: like that when.

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00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 3: Somewhere heavy heavy.

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00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 5: Like a bit of a sook.

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00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 17: No, she got angry because I ate one of her

783
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 17: nuggets and then there was five in the bag.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 5: That's fine.

786
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Speaker 17: That's not like ated on me with my best friend.

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00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 17: Help you relationship, not that sort of fight.

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00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, what if you just did like saying, like what

789
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 6: bone alone right where it just drop you in a

790
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 6: weird location and you have to see Helen smiled by

791
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 6: yourself and like we just mike you up.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't that'd be awesome? Bone alone?

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00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: No, that sounds terrible.

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00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 9: So I had a couple of here the babbling, the

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00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 9: babbling brook which is just Brooke just talks about something

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00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 9: for two minutes flat chat easy.

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Speaker 5: That's which I reckon to do that in my sleep,

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00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 5: Brooks got.

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Speaker 3: A bony to pick. So I give you two topics that.

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00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 9: Are like really really you can't have a bone to

801
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 9: pick with them, like giving money to charity and three

802
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 9: year old children. And you've got to see both of them. Easy,

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00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 9: both of them easy. You gotta find out. Okay, Well,

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00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 9: that's that's that's got legs arek and I'd love to

805
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 9: hear that. I also had bony. I also had bony

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00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 9: on her OWNI, which is yeah, right, bony on her own?

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00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: Why was he?

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00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 5: I just leave her on the air for a little

809
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 5: while and just see how she goes.

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00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 17: No, I don't want to do that one.

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Speaker 3: Let's give it a try, right now, what do you reckon?

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00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 17: Okay, is it right now? I have to just be

814
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 17: on here by myself. Okay, fantastic. Well guess what today?

815
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 17: I didn't have KFC. I actually just had a Schnitzel

816
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 17: burger and the only complaint that I would have with

817
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 17: it was that there was pesto on it. That doesn't

818
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 17: belong on a burger. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: What is this like?

820
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 5: Are we in Italy? No?

821
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 17: Wake up to yourself? Okay guys, please come back.

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00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 3: I don't do that anymore. Please have an absolute ripper weekend.

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Speaker 2: Will Live with Brooke Boney Monday afternoon and if you

824
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,479
Speaker 2: want to catch up on any of the imas celeb action,

825
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: hit up at Will and Woody on the Socials.

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Speaker 3: Have a great weekend, See you Monday,