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Speaker 1: It's third yea. The jam Nation Podcast is here with Jonesy, Demanda.

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Speaker 2: Muk that Mummy today. It's a recipe that I don't

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Speaker 2: remember Mum making, but it's in a cookbook. Oyster dip.

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Speaker 2: Are we talking about Dolly Parton singing a vaccine song?

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Speaker 1: Yes? What is the etiquette of telling someone you've already

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Speaker 1: heard a joke before? Amanda is one of those people

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Speaker 1: that ruins it for us.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to put up with one of

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Speaker 2: your boring long jokes when.

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Speaker 1: I've heard one of a group of people and they're

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Speaker 1: delighting the Jonesy train and all of a sudden, you

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Speaker 1: stop it.

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Speaker 2: We're putting Doctor Seuss to the pub test. Matt Shervington

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Speaker 2: joins us. Here's the host of Ultimate.

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Speaker 1: Tag Rhece Nicholson. We'll talk about his new role in

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Speaker 1: RuPaul's Drag Race. That's all coming up on the jam

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Speaker 1: Nation Podcast online.

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Speaker 3: I won't know that a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 4: We have so many requests for them to do it again.

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Speaker 5: Mistress Amanda's MS killer.

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Speaker 6: Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 7: Good friend making the tools of the Train.

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Speaker 8: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 5: The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress. Congratulations, you're

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Speaker 5: right now I need Jersey and Amanda you're doing a

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Speaker 5: great job.

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Speaker 2: For anyone but your selfie giant.

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Speaker 1: Now go good radio.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, bit of a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda's.

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Speaker 1: Shoot, Timy, we're on the air. Are you today?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 2: How are you going?

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Speaker 1: I'm great, and I want to start the show with

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Speaker 1: a joke. Usually you start the show with a joke,

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Speaker 1: but I've got a joke for you today, courtesy of

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Speaker 1: Sailor Jerry. I was at Whitworth's yesterday. That's my favorite

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Speaker 1: store in the world, next to Super Cheap Order.

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Speaker 2: Is this super Cheap Order for the water?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna have a bait. I just go

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Speaker 1: in there and sep biping chandlery. It's a little bit,

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Speaker 1: it's a little tin boat, but I just going there

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Speaker 1: and just buy stuff that's good.

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Speaker 2: Can I say something though?

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Speaker 1: Before you run into Sailor Jerry, who is a fan

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Speaker 1: of our show.

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Speaker 2: You always ras me when I have a joke, So

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Speaker 2: just in preparation for your joke, is it all right

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Speaker 2: if I just get some sound effects ready? Jimmy the millennial.

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Speaker 2: What have we got in preparation?

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Speaker 1: I want the respect that I give you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we will.

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Speaker 7: I've got the borm tish on standby, which normally.

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Speaker 3: We say for your jokes.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I can also get you the crickets if we

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Speaker 7: think it's going.

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Speaker 3: To go out.

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Speaker 2: Does that sound it's just yeah, yep.

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Speaker 7: Yep that or maybe we can do an applause if

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Speaker 7: fake laugh.

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Speaker 2: I know I'll provide that. Okay, okay, all right, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you see Fouchwartz is that the joke go

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Speaker 1: somewhere else? So I ran into Jerry and Jerry's English

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Speaker 1: and what he does is he incorporates you don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke, one of those in the story. But

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Speaker 1: I like it, so I said, I said to us,

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Speaker 1: I said to him, I said to him, Jerry says

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Speaker 1: there was a speaker and he's talking about encounters with

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Speaker 1: ghosts stuff lately. You know, stop doing this, right?

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Speaker 2: What am I doing?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing?

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Speaker 2: You're being enthusiastic being in Really that's why you're not

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Speaker 1: So anyway, there's supernatural convention. There's speakers up there, and

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Speaker 1: tell me about it, and he says, well, actually, I've

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Speaker 1: had sex with one. And the guy the speakers beside himself,

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Speaker 1: he says, well, hang on, I've never had this before,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you said.

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Speaker 2: Goat hight Brendan. That is a funny joke. But I

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Speaker 2: do have to say something to you. Who in this

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Speaker 1: He get it wrong.

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Speaker 2: It's a great joke, Brendan, but maybe we need to

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Speaker 2: and someone's telling a long winded joke, do you say,

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Speaker 2: where's the etiquette in?

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Speaker 4: Saane?

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Speaker 1: Beep in there, Jimmy, because I want to swear.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everyone on our show today.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't even got a beef. I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: swear on air.

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Speaker 2: Do it? Do it swear?

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Speaker 1: Do it swear?

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Speaker 2: Jimmy, we actually played a swear instead.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy's going to be down in the actually paw today.

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Speaker 1: Quickly distract everyone by talking about everyone's a winning.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's a winner today to celebrate Coming to a America.

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Speaker 2: Everyone who gets on here today will get five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars cash. This is because Coming to America the sequel

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Speaker 2: to the eighties classic Coming to America. It is only

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Speaker 2: on Amazon Prime Video from tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: You could be Johnny, waste everyone's time and ring up

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Speaker 1: and you get on the show and you win five

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Have good Sack.

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Speaker 1: Podcast, Thank you for ruining my joke. As told by

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Speaker 1: Sailor Jerry to me yesterday.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know every joke in the world, but

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Speaker 1: I had never heard it before. And the way Jerry

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Speaker 1: says the joke's a bit like ugly Dave Gray because

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Speaker 1: he's English and you're on the journey. So I was

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Speaker 1: part of the performance. While I was standing in the

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Speaker 1: aisles of Whitworth's.

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Speaker 2: Mcgil just texted saying, Jonesy or Jonesy stole my goat

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Speaker 2: classic girls in the tiping pool And let's not be

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Speaker 2: I'm not being mean to you because you like jokes

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Speaker 2: and you know every joke. Have you heard that joke before?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: See, Tash hasn't, has she?

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Speaker 2: She had Jimmy? Have you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy the millennial has he hasn't heard of anything?

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Speaker 2: This is the kind of anything everyone's heard this because

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Speaker 2: it's like a not too rude joke that your grandpa.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I've gone this many years without hearing

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Speaker 1: that joke. Am I getting Alzheimer's? I'm losing my mind?

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Speaker 2: Well we'll see.

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Speaker 1: Let's get into the Magnificent seven. There are seven questions.

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Speaker 1: Can you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 1: questions correctly? It doesn't matter if you do that. It's

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Speaker 1: about getting questions seven right, and today is a very

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Speaker 1: important day.

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Speaker 2: It absolutely is. We're going to start with Tony and

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Speaker 2: George's Hall. Hello, Tony, very well, just by getting on

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Speaker 2: air in your craziness, you've won five hundred dollars cash

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Speaker 2: thanks to coming. Oh no, we better not. Are there

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Speaker 2: rude bits in it?

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Speaker 6: No? No, no, it's quick, it's clean. It's a knocklock joke.

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Speaker 2: I can who's there?

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Speaker 1: Wells well, it's to who.

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Speaker 6: It's a long all the money.

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Speaker 2: I like it, Tony. If it was going to be interrupting,

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Speaker 2: I have to it was.

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Speaker 1: Worth five out of back. Sorry, that's good.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 2: You have to answer some questions to and you keep here, Tony.

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Speaker 2: Question one, Pearls come from what living sea creature?

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Speaker 7: Correct?

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Speaker 1: Question two. Matt Shervington is best known for which sport? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Sharon's in Rudy Hill.

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Speaker 2: Hi Sharon?

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Speaker 10: Hi?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Sharon? Without doing anything other than saying hi, how are

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Speaker 1: You've just won five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: This is to celebrate Coming to America, the new movie.

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Speaker 6: Which I am going to watch as soon as it's on.

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Speaker 11: By the way, I'm a big fan of that.

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Speaker 3: Movie's great.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is the sequel and it's on Amazon Prime

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Speaker 2: Video from tomorrow. So question number two for you. Matt

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Speaker 2: Shervington is best known for which sport?

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Speaker 6: Cricket?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's a disappointing end to that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, surevo has been. He's been great in Holy Molly

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Speaker 2: Riggle on our show today because he's ultimate tag he's

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Speaker 2: the host of that. But before all of this, he

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Speaker 1: For end of the Magnificent Seven, we're up to question

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Rachel and Saint Mary's.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Rachel, Hi, Rachel, just for calling us and saying, hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: you've just made five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 6: Oh, thanks amazing, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and now see I you're going to earn

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Speaker 2: it by answering your question. Matt Shervington is best known

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Speaker 2: for which sport?

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Speaker 1: He was a spring off, He was quite the run up.

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Speaker 1: Matt Shervington, join us on the show today, Rachel, Let's

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Speaker 1: play lyrical Assassin. This is where we quote the lyrics

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Speaker 1: to a song and you have to guess what song

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Speaker 2: Dont me to read them. So I read them. I

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Speaker 2: can't remember how this goes.

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Speaker 1: Let me do this. Randa has trouble with this. Your

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Speaker 1: beauty is beyond campare with flaming locks of auburn hair,

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Speaker 1: with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Rachel, Yes,

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Speaker 1: joys beyond compare with blaming.

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Speaker 2: Locks of Dolly got her COVID shot yesterday and she

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Speaker 2: made a little ditty to go with it.

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Speaker 12: She did vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

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Speaker 2: You're a hero, that woman. You please don't hesitate good on.

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Speaker 12: Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.

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Speaker 2: That submit to how many syllables can you put in

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Speaker 2: the word dead?

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Speaker 1: It's not one of your best Dolly. Question number four,

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Speaker 1: which are the following empires? Has no written languages at

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Speaker 1: A The Indian Empire? Incon are the Incoan, the Incan Empire,

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Speaker 1: b the Aztecs, or see the Egyptians.

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Speaker 2: Which of those never had written language? No?

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Speaker 1: Sorry they did. Owen's in s Andrew.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Owen, You've get five hundred bucks just for calling

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Speaker 2: in today.

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Speaker 13: Oh, thanks a lot.

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Speaker 1: No, one hadn't even said anything at that point.

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Speaker 2: No, he gets it just for being on the end

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Speaker 2: of a phone. We're making it easier than ever.

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Speaker 2: Question number four. Which of the following empires had no

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Speaker 2: written language? Was it the Inkers or the Egyptians.

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Speaker 6: Ah, that doesn't matter if I give it wrong or not.

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Speaker 1: Un lest somebody else get five hundred backs.

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Speaker 3: As well, I'll just go in the Inkers.

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Speaker 2: That's correct. They had a series of knotted string was

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Speaker 1: And they used to say, get added to it each other.

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Speaker 2: That's what they'd say, we do.

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Speaker 1: What animal features on the cover of the Beach Boys

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Speaker 2: Owen bigger animal? No, how much money we're going to

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Speaker 2: go through? What everyone just guesses? An animal?

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Speaker 1: Lisas in Shelle Harbor, Hi, Lisa.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Amanda, Good morning Jonesie.

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Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars for you, Lisa.

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Speaker 11: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what animal features on the cover of

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Speaker 2: This is an animal you'd see in a petting zoo.

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Speaker 1: Okay, another clue. I did a joke about it at

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Speaker 1: six o'clock this morning. Sandra's in Maurunga.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Sandra, Hello, I'm very excited to be on the

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Speaker 2: show Monkey for you.

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Speaker 1: What's five hundred monkey gorillas? One thousand?

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Speaker 2: Okay, five hundred bucks?

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy told a joke about this animal at six o'clock

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Speaker 6: I heard this this morning. It was a goat.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard that joke before? Sandra?

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Speaker 3: I actually have, James, I'm the only.

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Speaker 1: Person that hasn't heard that joke.

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Speaker 2: Now what I might dig up some into Egyptians crack

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Speaker 2: open of you know what?

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Speaker 1: It is? A Pyramids charm of sailor. Jerry is so

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Speaker 1: And perhaps I forgot that I've heard that joke before.

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Speaker 2: Maybe all right, Sandra, question number you what popular book

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Speaker 2: the news, Harry Potter.

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Speaker 1: No, Anthony's in Campbelltown.

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Speaker 2: Hi Anthony, Bye, here you go. Five hundred bucks for you, Anthony.

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Speaker 6: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Which popular book series has discounted six of their titles?

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Speaker 2: Ancient Racism and Stereotypes was the reason.

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Speaker 1: Serus to talk about that a bit later on the show.

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Speaker 1: Actor Mark Wahlberg is in town? What betting ad? Is

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Speaker 2: We're just giving them more publicity.

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Speaker 1: And for the life of me, I don't understand what

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Speaker 6: I just saw it the other day. Stopped coming to me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, see you.

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Speaker 1: Anthony the buzzer to be getting on with Jess is

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Speaker 13: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Jess Hi joined Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to Anthony, you get five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 11: Yes, ah, thank you.

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Speaker 2: And now the question, Mark Wahlberg's in town? What betting ad?

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Speaker 2: You see the face of the day, right.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand the aid?

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 2: I think it's weird that he's doing it. So he

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Speaker 4: Well let's start there.

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Speaker 7: I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand it. Well he happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard the most obvious joke in the history

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening to you.

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Speaker 1: Brendan, congratulations to your jests. Not only have you got

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Speaker 1: Jonesie Demadic Coach Choice feed to come in and some

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Speaker 10: Yes, thanks, guys, I love you.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's very kind. We went through a lot of

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Speaker 1: Dumbo if I was any good at math, so I

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Speaker 2: Lots of things come up on the show today, muck

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Speaker 2: that mum made something from my mum's cooking book today.

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Speaker 13: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And we still have five hundred dollars for every caller

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Speaker 1: that gets on air.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast. Listen people, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: flick through al Joumanac, a big book of musical facts.

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Speaker 2: On this day, nineteen eighty four, the Police played their

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Speaker 2: to be their very last show. Every Breath You Take

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Speaker 2: was the first single from the album, and the song

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Speaker 2: it right. Sting said he watched Andy Gibb. Remember Andy,

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Speaker 1: Wow, he said, I remember the time when he died, thinking,

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you is that at twenty nine, he sang

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Speaker 2: misinterpreted it because songs about an obsessive stalker. Sting said,

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Speaker 2: I only hear them mentioning a v oh Jean, what

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Speaker 1: It's awe did you do it? Coming live from the

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Speaker 1: Jonesy Demanda Kitchen right now for another episode of muck Fit.

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Speaker 2: Mum made that's right, and today I thought we'd actually

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Speaker 2: But you never know. That's the thing about these recipes.

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Speaker 2: You never know.

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Speaker 1: I must say, there's a cacophony of smells in here,

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Speaker 1: and already it's already I've gags.

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Speaker 2: Shall I bring some food in?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: There's some smells in this kitchen.

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Speaker 2: This is oyster dip. Now, I'm a recent convert to oysters,

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Speaker 1: I know it's unnecessary.

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Speaker 2: So I'll tell you what happens with this oyster dip.

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Speaker 2: The reason we're starting it now and we'll eat it later.

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Speaker 2: And this will wind you up because you hate the

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Speaker 2: we let it stand for two hours, unrefrigerated. Unrefrigerated it says,

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Speaker 2: What we start with is this is mum's recipe. Half

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: It's all on the bench. Sorry, what I forgot to follow?

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Speaker 2: The method? Method is drain and mash the oysters. It's

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Speaker 2: Will you mash those for me? Please?

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Speaker 2: Ah, we're mashing oysters. Drain and mash the oysters?

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Speaker 1: Who eats this?

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Speaker 1: I love oysters? But that's look at it.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's where the recipe begins. All right, we've got that.

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Speaker 2: I'm just it's all stuck in the mash. All right.

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Speaker 2: A cup, half a cup of what's that grated onion,

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Speaker 2: it looks like you vomited it back up. So what

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Speaker 2: Let this stand for two hours and then I just

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Speaker 1: I think had some cling wrap or something to put

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Speaker 2: Two hours out of the fridge. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: Sure it's out of the fridge. It just says, let

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Speaker 2: Don't let's stand. Is not put it in the fridge.

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Speaker 1: Greats So much going on here today? Do we have

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Speaker 1: to have that oyster dip in the studio setting? Do

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Speaker 2: Our third wheel for today. It's on the nose. It stinks.

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Speaker 2: This is muck that mum made. Will be eating it

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Speaker 2: in two hours. It's said to let's stand for two hours.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: This isn't a small building. There's plenty of other offices

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Speaker 2: I might forget about it. I need to see it.

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Speaker 2: It might be growing seam.

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Speaker 1: You know that makes me feel as sick as watching

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Speaker 1: the news stories about ship Stern's Bluff. You know, ship

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Speaker 1: Stern's Bluff Tasmania's to be surfing competition. It's this freak

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Speaker 1: It's a giant slab of water and guys surf. It

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Speaker 8: And one of surfing's most fearsome contests returns to ship

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Speaker 8: Stern's Bluff the six month waiting period for the Cape

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Speaker 2: There you go, Well, I think it miss trailings.

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Speaker 1: Let's face it, people like mc fanning and Joel Parkinson.

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Speaker 1: to get there, and it's hideous and it looks there,

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Speaker 1: looks no but it looks like survival. It's not surfing.

448
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Speaker 1: It doesn't look get any fun in any way.

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Speaker 2: I'm quite frightened of the ocean. I love going near

450
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Speaker 2: the ocean, but I'm not much of a swimmer in

451
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Speaker 2: the ocean. I don't like it if my feet can't

452
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Speaker 2: touch the ground, of course, and I have nightmares about it.

453
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Speaker 2: You know, what's that big one where you see that giant.

454
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Speaker 1: Wave on Nazaree and Portugal.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and you see the surfer in the middle of.

456
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Speaker 1: The wave, ky Lenny that you know we had. He's

457
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Speaker 1: my hero.

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Speaker 2: But I look at that and I get anxious thinking

459
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Speaker 2: if that wave was coming at me, do you ride

460
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Speaker 2: the wave but then it's going to smash Do you

461
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Speaker 2: sit there and let it smash on you? But going

462
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Speaker 2: through it, it's a really thick wave. How long do

463
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Speaker 2: you have to hold your breath? This is the stuff

464
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Speaker 2: that keeps me up at night. I feel nauseous thinking

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 1: Ross Clark Jones. You know the big wave surfer he

467
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Speaker 1: was held down. I think it was held down underwater

468
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Speaker 1: for about a minute.

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Speaker 2: And it was at him ducking under a wave line.

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Speaker 1: That was just the way that it's smashing one in

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Speaker 1: the pressure of the wave, and he's a big wave

472
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Speaker 1: surfer and it scared him. Oh it's not for you.

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Speaker 2: So with this one, you get a phone call saying

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Speaker 2: you forty eight hours.

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Speaker 1: Ye, sorry, the phone was on silent. I don't know

476
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Speaker 1: what happened. Then I would I would be there in

477
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Speaker 1: a heart, but I.

478
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Speaker 2: Was at home watching Bridgeton or that we should do

479
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Speaker 2: a poll.

480
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Speaker 1: What would you rather do? Face ship Stern's bluff or

481
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Speaker 1: eat muck that mum mate.

482
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Speaker 2: Even I'm starting to acknowledge that that smell is not good.

483
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Speaker 1: That's not I'm starting to go a little green. I

484
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Speaker 1: don't feel well.

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Speaker 12: Good morning, Joy and Amanda's ten thousand dollars.

486
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Speaker 1: Do you have the right answer to our wrong questions?

487
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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM is our number.

488
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Speaker 7: Here's how it goes.

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Speaker 2: When I ask your question number one, say nothing, give

490
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Speaker 2: me the answer to that. When I ask you a question

491
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Speaker 2: number two, and so on until the buzzer goes off.

492
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Speaker 2: The minute you're on, you're out. You can't take the

493
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Speaker 2: chickeny pants option. This is where you get one hundred

494
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Speaker 2: dollars for each quick answer along the way, but go

495
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Speaker 2: all the way. You don't get the big bucks.

496
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Speaker 1: Nick of box heel without doing a thing? Nick, were

497
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Speaker 1: you just saying, hey, guys, how are you? You just

498
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Speaker 1: won five hundred dollars, thanks for coming to America the sick.

499
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Speaker 1: You haven't done anything, just got five hundred dollars, legends, Let's.

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Speaker 2: See if we can add to that. How would you

501
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Speaker 2: like to play today?

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Speaker 6: I've got five hundred dollars. Might as well go to ten.

503
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Speaker 2: Grand Nick, Let's do it. It's far in your veins.

504
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Speaker 2: Today you are playing for ten thousand dollars. Are you

505
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Speaker 2: ready to begin?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Ready to go?

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Speaker 2: Here we go. What object is passed between runners of

508
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Speaker 2: a relay? In which country with a terracotta army found? Oh?

509
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Speaker 10: Stick?

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Speaker 2: No? Did you say a stick?

511
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Speaker 6: Bugger?

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Speaker 2: Would you have known where you find the terracotta army?

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Speaker 7: No?

514
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Speaker 13: I wouldn't have.

515
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Speaker 2: China, China, China wasn't your day. But you did get

516
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Speaker 2: five round a.

517
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Speaker 3: Bucks, Nick Legends.

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Speaker 6: Thanks guys, have a good day now.

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Speaker 2: Brendan, Yes, revisit something that happened the very first moments

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Speaker 2: of our show today. I'm perplexed as to.

521
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Speaker 1: How I should have had a horrible dip that you

522
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Speaker 1: made for the mummaide that's.

523
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Speaker 2: Coming up later. I want to know how I should

524
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Speaker 2: have handled something that happened at six o'clock this morning.

525
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Speaker 1: What an apology is coming? Jonesy's way, No, not at all.

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Speaker 2: I'll discuss it next.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's a winner Thursday.

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Speaker 2: That's right, everyone who calls in makes it tweek. It's

529
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Speaker 2: five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: The show started this morning with you telling a joke.

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Speaker 2: Often I'll tell a joke on this show at the

533
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Speaker 2: beginning of and you slag me off, and I'm I'm

534
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 2: good natured about it, but you told a joke, and

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Speaker 2: I just I've just got questions about how I should

536
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Speaker 2: have responded. Here's the joke you told.

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Speaker 1: So I ran in jury. So Jerry says that I

538
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Speaker 1: was at a supernatural convention the other day and I said, oh, here,

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Speaker 1: I'm on the journey. Yeah, And there was a speaker

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Speaker 1: and he's talking about encounters with ghosts, and stuff late that,

541
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Speaker 1: and the speaker's up there and he says, has anyone

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Speaker 1: here had an encounter with a ghost? And you know,

543
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Speaker 1: everyone's just sort of sitting there, and they go likey,

544
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Speaker 1: don't be shy, put your hand up if you've had

545
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Speaker 1: an encounter with the ghost. And this old guy up

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Speaker 1: the back so then puts his own goes, yes, yes

547
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Speaker 1: I have, and he has, well, tell me about it,

548
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Speaker 1: and he has, well, actually, I've had sex with one,

549
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Speaker 1: and the guy the speakers beside himself he says, well,

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Speaker 1: hang on, I've never had this before, so why didn't

551
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: you come up and tell us your story? Please come up.

552
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: So the guy toddles up to the lectern and he

553
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Speaker 1: gets up there and the guy says to him, he says,

554
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Speaker 1: so tell us about the time you had with a ghost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the guy goes.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you said goat Sailor Jerry at

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Speaker 1: the Whitworth store. It's a good joke, he said that joke,

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Speaker 1: and he's the way he delivers the joke. I'd never

559
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: heard that joke before, and I don't know how it

560
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: seems that I'm the only person in the world that

561
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Speaker 1: hasn't heard that joke.

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Speaker 2: He's the thing all the girls in the tibing pool.

563
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Speaker 1: Jimmy, Jimmy the millennial doesn't know anything.

564
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Speaker 2: And he had heard that joke. I minute you said supernatural,

565
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Speaker 2: I thought, don't tell me it's that joke. I heard

566
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Speaker 2: this joke one hundred years ago. And that's fine, it

567
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. But I want to know what is the etiquette?

568
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 2: Should I have stopped you right at the beginning. Is

569
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Speaker 2: it more humiliating to let you go all the way

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Speaker 2: through and I go heard it? Or do I sit

571
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Speaker 2: there and pretend I haven't heard it and fake laugh?

572
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: And this isn't just about you in the real world.

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Speaker 2: What do you do? And if it's a quick joke,

574
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Speaker 2: that's right, you can put up with you. But if

575
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Speaker 2: it's a long joke and you're supposed to respond to

576
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Speaker 2: it at the end and the person thinks they're hilarious,

577
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Speaker 2: you want to go.

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Speaker 1: Look, I know this rotarians and real estate agents. You'll

579
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Speaker 1: get a lot of that.

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Speaker 2: Well, what do you do? What's the etiquette?

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Speaker 1: I usually sit there patiently and just nod my head

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Speaker 1: with the joke and go along with it.

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Speaker 2: But if I told one, you wouldn't because you're too

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Speaker 2: familiar with me and meaning you don't have any time

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Speaker 2: to spare it, so you go heard it.

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Speaker 1: I like your jokes.

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Speaker 2: You've said some joke, but the are they ones? If

588
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: you've heard it before?

589
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: The lot of your material is always new, it's always

590
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Speaker 1: brand new material.

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Speaker 2: But if you've heard it before, what's the etiquette? That's

592
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: what I don't know. When I heard you tell this joke,

593
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: my brain wanted to crush itself.

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00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: Maybe what do I do? Maybe the tribal drum would

595
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: beat for this part of our germ meeticut section. We

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Speaker 1: do jam etiquette. Jocus interrupt us.

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00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, jokeus interrupt us. What's the etiquette?

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Speaker 1: It takes a lot for someone to say a joke,

599
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Speaker 1: and if you go heard it as they start off,

600
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Speaker 1: or do you.

601
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 2: Say heard it at the end, or they smile politely,

602
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: you go, they hate me because it's very hard to

603
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: fake it.

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00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: Jokeus interrupt us. What do you do?

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Speaker 2: You may have been the teller of the joke, You

606
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 2: may have been the receiver.

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Speaker 7: What's happened?

608
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Speaker 1: You might even ring up and tell us a joke.

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00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: Well, no, don't do that. We don't want no, no, no, okay,

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00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 2: everyone who makes it to WHEK. It's five hundred bucks.

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00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: But don't that be your incentive?

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00:27:59,800 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 6: What?

613
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Speaker 2: What's happened?

614
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: Someone's gonna hello, I'm Johnny time waste.

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00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 2: I love jokes. I've got one about a guy who's

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00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: at a supernatural convention. Five crush my own head with

617
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 2: a brick. All right, Jocas interrupt us. What do you do?

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Speaker 12: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one oh one point

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Speaker 12: seven WSFN.

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Speaker 1: Hello, there the tribal dramas beating this morning. Jokis interruptus.

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Speaker 2: You're hearing a joke you've heard before. What's the etiquette?

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00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 2: When do you say heard it? Or do you say nothing?

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Speaker 1: Scott has joined us. Hello Scott, Hey, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Hey Scott, just for calling in. You get five hundred

625
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Speaker 2: dollars today to celebrate the new movie coming to America.

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Speaker 6: Oh sweet, thank you so much.

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00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: All right, So you're in my position this morning. Jonesy's

628
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: telling you a joke you've heard many times before.

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Speaker 1: It's quite a long joke.

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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 11: I think you should tell him read at the beginning,

633
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 11: but maybe put your little twist on it. And Amanda,

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00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 11: so of listening to the joke, maybe you could have said, yeah,

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Speaker 11: maybe sorry, say something to the effect of, Jonesy, I

636
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 11: think that's a joke like that, so you're giving him

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Speaker 11: a little bit of understanding.

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Speaker 6: That you know the ending.

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Speaker 2: Instead, I said the last word as you said it

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00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: both thought you said good. But if I did that,

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Speaker 2: how would you react, Brendon, if I'd gone, man, it's

642
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: a joke, what would you have done?

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00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 4: Well?

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00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: I probably would have sworn at you. I think I

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Speaker 1: did six o'clock. Thank you, Scott, Thank you, Scott. Money

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Speaker 1: well spent there for that advice.

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00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 2: Well, it's still slightly rude to do.

648
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: I think you go along, you know what I'm thinking.

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00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: You go along politely with it. You just nod your head.

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Speaker 1: You just sit back and think of it.

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Speaker 2: Even if it's a really long one like Cat that

652
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: Chewed and you shoes. Remember that dreadful shaggy dog. You

653
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: listen to that again. Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 1: We like to help out with etiquette. Life's little etiquette questions.

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Speaker 1: Today it's Jocus interrupted someone saying a long winter.

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Speaker 2: Choke, which happened at the beginning our show started like

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Speaker 2: this this morning, you told a joke and as soon

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Speaker 2: as you started and you know, every joke. I was

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Speaker 2: stunned you hadn't heard this one.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps it was the way it was told to me

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Speaker 1: by Sailor Jerry, and sala Jerry's English. So he's got

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Speaker 1: a bit of an ugly day of Gray vibe about

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Speaker 1: him and the joke telling. But he instantly owned me

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Speaker 1: as an audience, and I was on the journey and

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Speaker 1: he incorporated himself into the story. So it was one

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Speaker 1: of those jokes where he says, you know, the other

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Speaker 1: day I went to a ghost supernatural expo and you go,

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Speaker 1: oh right, this sounds interesting. So already you loomed in,

669
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Speaker 1: You're you're hooked.

670
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Speaker 2: But if he's telling it charmingly, that's different to you

671
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,719
Speaker 2: looking me in the eyeball telling me this joke and

672
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: over egging it and I heard When do I say?

673
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: I heard it? And I can't do that fake? It

674
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 2: may surprise you to hear that fake FM DJ laugh. Well,

675
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 2: you'd be where's one? He'd be two days and I

676
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: can do it.

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00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: You could do that, but forget about us.

678
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 2: Let's get in the wider world. If someone's telling you

679
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: a joke, what do you do if you've heard it before?

680
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: Travel drummers beating for this. Matthew has joined us. Hello, Matthew.

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Speaker 12: D.

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Speaker 1: We're great and we're paying you for your advice this morning,

683
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: five hundred.

684
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 6: Dollars, so see, thank you very much.

685
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: So, Matthew, what do you do? You're hearing a joke,

686
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 2: not a quick one that doesn't hurt. It's a long joke.

687
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: You've heard it before.

688
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: What's the etiquette?

689
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 6: You don't want to you know, you want them to

690
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 6: have the long light. So I let them go on

691
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 6: with it as if I haven't heard it before. And

692
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 6: then just as they do the punchline, you say the punchline,

693
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 6: and then you see their faces. Yeah, that's a good.

694
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: One, because you want them to have the humiliation lime light.

695
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 2: I kind of did that to you this morning, but

696
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: I do it because I like to ras you in

697
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: the wider world. I don't know if I could do

698
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 2: that to.

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Speaker 3: Someone with you, Matthew.

700
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: Matthew Ana has joined us as well.

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Speaker 2: Hi Anna, good morning, guys.

702
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Speaker 1: Tell you very rough advice this morning. You get five

703
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.

704
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: Thank you, pretty good. So what do you do You're

705
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: hearing this long winded joke? What do you do?

706
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 6: I love a good laugh, so for me, it just

707
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 6: depends who's saying the joke. That's someone that I like,

708
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 6: I will sit there and listen, and I'll go all

709
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 6: to the end and I'll go ha ha. Yeah, no,

710
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 6: I didn't know blah blah blah. But if it's someone

711
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 6: that I don't like as much, I will interrupt.

712
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 14: And I said, that's the one I know.

713
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, I know.

714
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: And I won't look a bit to the end at all.

715
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: Then do you interrupt? As soon as you recognize the joke,

716
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: you jump in.

717
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 6: Yes, I do.

718
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: Actually that's true. If it's a friend of yours, you

719
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: might put up with it. But someone you don't like,

720
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: you go, oh, is this the one that blah blah?

721
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, look what it's down to your undies. Yeah,

722
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: well that's the Joe, that's the punchline.

723
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: So yes, I no. Well that's why I'm so stunned

724
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: that you didn't already know this joke. Brennan, you know

725
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: every joke I know.

726
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: I guess I was just called it was how Jerry

727
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: told the joke. Yeah, he's a funny guy.

728
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we will take more of your calls.

729
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: Everyone that gets on the radio today talks to us.

730
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars six to coming to America the sequel

731
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: on Amazon. Does that mean the Matt Shervington who will

732
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: be joining us on the phone, Will he get money?

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00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 7: No?

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00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: I think he's joining us in the flesh.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Matt, no money for you.

736
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,479
Speaker 2: But you know what, Matt we'll have to put up

737
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: with you is we are sharing our office space with

738
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: some mashed oyster. Yeah, and another This is a recipe

739
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: of my mum. So my mum made this is an

740
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: oyster dip. I never had it, but it was in

741
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: her cookbook. He mixed mashed, mashing the matus heave mashed

742
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: oyster onion, girkin cream and cheese. He says, let it

743
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: stand for two hours, so no refrigeration. Let it stand.

744
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: Seems a little odd to me.

745
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: Just says let it stand. So we've got another hour

746
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: ago before we eat it.

747
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 3: Sure flapped off a pick film.

748
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Speaker 1: Let's see what happens. Tribal Drummer's been beating this morning

749
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: for Jocus interrupt Us.

750
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: The show started this morning with Jonesy telling me a joke.

751
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: And he was so excited to tell a joke, and

752
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 2: I thought, great, you have good jokes. The joke you

753
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: told was so old. I was stunned. I'll just tell

754
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: you the punchline, because everyone knows this joke. An old

755
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: guy puts his hand up saying I had sex with

756
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 2: a ghost, and then somebody comes up to tell the

757
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: story and goes, oh, no, sorry, I thought you said goat.

758
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 2: That's an abridged version of this joke.

759
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just thinking about the act because that's kind

760
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: of funny having it off with a goat. Well, that

761
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: is funny. He is an old guy go to town

762
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: on a goat. Casper's right away?

763
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: Where should where should I have interrupted you? I didn't

764
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 2: know what the ediquette was.

765
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm stealing in my resolve. I sit there and I'm

766
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: very patient and I just go along with the story

767
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: unless someone says, have you heard this joke?

768
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 2: And I'll say, but that's often how a joke starts,

769
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: So what would you do?

770
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: Then I would say, yeah, heard it.

771
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: But when I say have you heard the joke? No

772
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 2: one actually wants you to say you've heard the joke.

773
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 1: Yeah I know. But they say have you heard this joke?

774
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: And you go, well, what is it? And they'll say, oh,

775
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: it's you know, Well, look what it's done to your undies. Yeah,

776
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: I've heard that joke.

777
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: I think people rhetorically say I wrote heard this joke

778
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: because they don't want to be told that you know it.

779
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: That's another one. We're supposed to sit there with a

780
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 2: smile on your face and fake it.

781
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: So we've got a bit of jam etiquette this morning.

782
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: In the case of jokers, interrupt us and everyone that

783
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: gives advice this when it gets five hundred dollars, how

784
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: good is that? Thanks to Amazon coming to America the

785
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: sequel which is on Amazon.

786
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 2: All right, we've got Garth with us. Garth, what's the etiquette?

787
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: What do you do if someone's telling you a joke

788
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 2: and you've heard it.

789
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 13: If someone's telling me a joke and I've heard it,

790
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 13: I say stop, I've heard it. I want to get

791
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 13: on when the rest of my life. But if you're

792
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 13: in a group, you don't stop them, because you're the

793
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 13: one that looks like a fool if you let them

794
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 13: tell them a joke and you do the fake laugh

795
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 13: and then you walk away.

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00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 2: Actually, I think you're right.

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00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: You are that's worth five hundred Yeah right there.

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00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: In a group, you look churlish if you stop them.

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00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: Yep, you do that's right, but one on.

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00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 2: One, like I was this morning with Jonesy, we'll not

801
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 2: one on one, we have two.

802
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: You have just been proven you were in a group, regardless,

803
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: it was just cupid.

804
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 2: Why didn't they heard you till the end?

805
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: You were very very cruel at the end. You are

806
00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: very well.

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00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 2: All right, thank you guys. If you're in a group,

808
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: don't stop them one on one say heard it.

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00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: But we can move on from that. Pub test is

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00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: coming up. Let's talk about Dr Seuss in the pub test.

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00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: By the way, everyone that contributes to the pub test

812
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: this morning, you want to make it to week it's

813
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: five hundred bucks. Let's get on down to the Jonesy

814
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 1: demanded pub test. Jones Amata aswer the pub test this morning.

815
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: It's all about Doctor Seuss books. Do they pass the

816
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: pub test? This was on the news.

817
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 15: The books were just not a representative diversity. They don't

818
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 15: show black and brown characters, and when they do, they're

819
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 15: in really negative stereotype. Always to human eye, black and

820
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 15: brown people people of color show them as subservia.

821
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: Well, six books have been permanently pulled from publication after

822
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Speaker 2: a panel of experts deemed that the books portrayed people

823
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: as quote hateful and wrong in some circumstances. So in

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00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 2: some of the books there are Asian people and this

825
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,479
Speaker 2: is a quote from the book. They were their eyes

826
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 2: at a slant. They're using chop sticks. They're saying. One

827
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: of them was a yellow figure in a coolie hat

828
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 2: with the caption how old do you have to be

829
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 2: to be Japanese?

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00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: I always remember and to think that I saw it

831
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: on Moulberry Street, a chinaman who eats with sticks. I

832
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: remember that from my childhood.

833
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: And this is where it's flummoxing, because historically that's the

834
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 2: imagery we had, but maybe it's not appropriate now. These

835
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 2: books were written between nineteen forty seven and nineteen seventy six,

836
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 2: and those old stereotypes. I met an African and this

837
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: person's got a circle through their nose and holding a spear.

838
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 2: That's not how modern Africans are. So these were early stereotypes,

839
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: and that's what they're saying is inappropriate. Yes, I've never

840
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 2: liked Doctor SEUs. I have to say I didn't enjoy

841
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: reading Doctor SEUs to my children. I didn't enjoy the

842
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: tongue twists and nature of it, and I'd flick over

843
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: eighteen pages at once and say, oh with a black

844
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 2: book's finished.

845
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: Now, if your kids said, can you read me the

846
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 1: law Ax? You knew that you're in for the long haul.

847
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: But I do love the story of the law Ax.

848
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: It's interesting how things change. Remember any MENI mini mo?

849
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: They changed that. That was changed and for our good reason.

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00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: And you know too, Africans running around a tree turning

851
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: into butter. Yeah, little black sambo, we don't have that an.

852
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen anymore. So we're a more enlightened society.

853
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: But then again, I often think about the cancel culture

854
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: as they say, how do we not learn from the

855
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: past mistakes by not being able to revisit history and see, well,

856
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: this is what we used to do.

857
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: But that's then the books aren't in the context of

858
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 2: this is what we used to do. The book is saying,

859
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: here's how a Chinese person looks, Here's what an African

860
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: looks like.

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00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: According to the Telegraph, it's all about just it's canceled culture.

862
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: This is outrageous. Use everything is like that. To gb

863
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: Or we go, oh, we can't have this. They're taking away.

864
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: They say, we can't have anything, and you've got more

865
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: exposure than you can poke a stick at. So what

866
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: do you think about this? The Doctor Seuss books, do

867
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 2: they passed the pub test?

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00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: About this? Five hundred dollars for your call to the

869
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: pub test this.

870
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: Morning if you make it on air Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

871
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 2: Well my next guest. Athletic career as one of the

872
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Speaker 2: fastest men on the planet made him a household name

873
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,000
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874
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: on Holy Moly, and now his newest gig is co

875
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Speaker 2: hosting the Fastest Show on the Planet, Ultimate Tag at Shervington.

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Speaker 1: Hello, you know these shows you're looking at now shervo

877
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Speaker 1: So we've got on Channel ten. They've got that thing

878
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Speaker 1: that show What's the Cube. Yes, it's only a matter

879
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: of time before we have a show called Brandings Brandings.

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Speaker 5: It's great to be here, guys, Great to see you again.

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Speaker 5: The Fastest Show on the Planet, Ultimate Tag. You're right,

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Speaker 5: it's the simplest game. Do you remember as a kid

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00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 5: you played tip or I mean, this is the interesting thing.

884
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 5: I didn't realize starting this show, but people call it

885
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 5: different things.

886
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 2: Yes, Australia, it's like brandings versus branding tag versus tip.

887
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 3: So tip, tiggy, chasey tag what Chasey? I'm not sure

888
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 3: about it.

889
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 5: I don't think touch gets used that much in the

890
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 5: school playground these days.

891
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to say it out loud.

892
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: That's quite true, Cocky Laura, No, that's different.

893
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 3: On two three, that was different when I fall home?

894
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 3: Do you remember that one?

895
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 2: Pretty?

896
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 3: You had a base rush rush, But.

897
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,479
Speaker 1: Coggy Laura, I'm brittish. Bull dog were the same.

898
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 2: No, but they weren't tag. They were where you you

899
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: had to You had a bas, you had a bass.

900
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: I think so how did actually? Before we go any further,

901
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 2: can I apologize for the smell in here?

902
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: Do you know what?

903
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 5: When I walked in here, I thought, geez, should I

904
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 5: say something? It kind of smells like three day old

905
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 5: oysters in here?

906
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 2: It is I'm making a dish that was in my

907
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: mother's cookbook, and it's oyster dip. I've never I don't

908
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: remember mum making it. But it's mashed up tinned oysters

909
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: with some cream, some onions, some girkins, and a bit

910
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: of cheese. So we have to let it sit there

911
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 2: and marinate for two hours. And I'm sorry that's in

912
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 2: front of you there.

913
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 5: I must admit I did hear the recipe early this

914
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 5: morning and I thought, if they make me taste this,

915
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 5: I am out.

916
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 3: But you know what, take the oysters out, the cream,

917
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 3: the onion.

918
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: Pick, cheese delicious with that. So it's say these oysters in.

919
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: Does this smell like one of your old athletic shoes?

920
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 5: Actually, it's not too bad. It doesn't smell too bad.

921
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 5: I'm not going to try it, but it doesn't smell

922
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 5: too bad.

923
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: Can I say congratulations to you? And holy Molly was

924
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 1: so good on that show And originally you weren't supposed

925
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: to be on.

926
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: That show, that's right. Yeah, So Brian Taylor, AFL commentator for.

927
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: I seen him in the nude. Oh we're in that full,

928
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 1: real full Monty together.

929
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 2: Did he have a bit more real full Monty than you?

930
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: A full of Monty?

931
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: He was there, he was there. We all sort of

932
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: just glossed over each other's unity.

933
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

934
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 5: It was a bit of a sliding doors kind of

935
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 5: moment there, because they started shooting in LA and January

936
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 5: and COVID hit and they had to all come back

937
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 5: home and then BT obviously commentating the AFL couldn't do

938
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 5: it during the final series. So it worked really well

939
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 5: for me and I got a chance to do it

940
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 5: and loved every minute of it.

941
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 2: And Rob Wriggles hilarious, isn't he?

942
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, he's so funny. My job was easy.

943
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 5: I mean, I, you know, just kind of had the

944
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 5: ball of yarn, took a little thread, and then he

945
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 5: ran with it and did all the heavy lifting when

946
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 5: it came to the comedy, and I just sat there

947
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 5: and laughed and reacted.

948
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: So no, I think it's harder than you're saying to

949
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: play the straight person. I thought you you did a

950
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 2: very fine dance with that. I appreciate, But with this,

951
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: how does it actually work? Because it's in a studio,

952
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 2: it's not over a big.

953
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 5: Space, it's in an arena, and it's a three D

954
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 5: obstacle course basically. But we have taken the simplest game

955
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 5: of tag and we have amped it up so far

956
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 5: it's ridiculous. The way I describe it is it's like

957
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 5: taking an action movie and bring it into real life.

958
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 5: So all of those chases that you see through buildings,

959
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 5: through rooftops, through parks, and all of that in a movie,

960
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 5: an action movie like Marvel or something like that is

961
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 5: exactly what we've recreated in the Ultimate tag Arena. So

962
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 5: we have professional taggers. These are some of the best athletes.

963
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 5: It's amazing. So these are some of the best athletes

964
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 5: in their own field. So we have international level gymnasts,

965
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 5: we have sprinters, have track and field athletes, we have boxes,

966
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 5: we have dancers, fighters, park orp athletes. Some of these

967
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 5: park or athletes, I've got to be honest, are doing

968
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 5: things with their bodies that I have never ever seen before.

969
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 3: So they're the pro taggers.

970
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 5: Then we have a chance for our players to outrun

971
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 5: the superheroes and challenge the superheroes. And then the players

972
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 5: themselves also have a background in elite sport, are amateur

973
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 5: athletes themselves or everyday people. We've got bank managers, we've

974
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 5: got Chippy's, We've got Sparky's, We've got you name it.

975
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 3: They're there and being represented.

976
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 5: So it's a really nice family show that everyone can

977
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 5: get involved in. But I'm telling you you will see

978
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 5: things physical feats that you haven't seen before.

979
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: What about form of running champions like yourself? How would

980
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: you go on this show?

981
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 3: Do you know what?

982
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 5: I really wanted to have a go and every time

983
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 5: I jumped off on one of the obstacles.

984
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: The EP would get in my ear and say.

985
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 4: Get him off, get him off.

986
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 3: We can't afford for him to get injured. We can't

987
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 3: stop this shoot. So I did get up and down

988
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 3: a little bit.

989
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 5: But do you know what I really admired sort of

990
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 5: being amongst an elite group of athletes again. And you know,

991
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 5: because it was such a physical show, the pro taggers

992
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 5: and players. They had physios and they were they were

993
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 5: warming up and stretching down and having recovery days, and

994
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 5: it really felt like it was back in the Olympics again.

995
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 2: Amazing, And you're going to do competitive elastics next?

996
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 3: What's coming?

997
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: Or the tennis ball in the stocking? What was that one?

998
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 3: Like a punishment the police.

999
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 1: I went to a Catholic school, also.

1000
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 3: One with a hit with phone books.

1001
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 7: It was just me.

1002
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: You can catch Oldoman tag this Sunday, seven o'clock on

1003
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 1: seven Matt Irvington. It's always a tree.

1004
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 3: Great to see you.

1005
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: Nice to see you.

1006
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 7: I wanted to go on right now.

1007
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm taking pleasing.

1008
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 13: Now go out in.

1009
00:44:55,080 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 9: Your windows, stick your head on a yell, let's get

1010
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 9: on down to the jonesy man arounds for the pub

1011
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 9: test this morning.

1012
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 1: Everyone that joins us at the bar on the pub

1013
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: test and gets on the air gets five hundred dollars

1014
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: thanks to Coming to America the sequel on Amazon. How

1015
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: cool is that.

1016
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: Today we're discussing Doctor Seuss books. Do they pass the

1017
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 2: pub test? Six of his books have been permanently pulled

1018
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: from publication after a panel of experts deemed that the

1019
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: books betrayed some people. Is quote hateful and wrong and

1020
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 2: old fashioned stereotypes.

1021
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 15: The books are just not representative of diversity. They show

1022
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 15: black and brown characters, and when they do, they're in

1023
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 15: really negative stereotype. Always to human eyes black and brown

1024
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 15: people people of color, show them as subservia.

1025
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was a kid, I remember, and to

1026
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: think I saw it on Mulberry Street, a chinaman who

1027
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: eats with sticks. That always just has this visceral flashback

1028
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 1: of being a kid and reading that book.

1029
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 2: Also using the language like they wear their eyes at

1030
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: a slant, and there were Africans with large hoops through

1031
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 2: their noses. These were various stereotypical images of how people

1032
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 2: in other countries looked and lived, and these were written

1033
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 2: between forty seven and seventy six.

1034
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's easy for me as a white guy

1035
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: to say that, you know, it doesn't affect me in

1036
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: any way. But then in time, any mini miney mo,

1037
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 1: we change that. Yeah?

1038
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,919
Speaker 2: Is this an appropriate way for kids to be taught

1039
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 2: about people in other countries these days? So those books

1040
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 2: have been permanently pulled? Dr Seuss books? Do they passed

1041
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 2: the pub test?

1042
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 14: Doctor?

1043
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 13: Absolutely does pass the pop test.

1044
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 10: When these books were reading, they had well intentions and

1045
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 10: you know what, I'm going to read it from my

1046
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 10: kids too.

1047
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1048
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 6: I reckon the world's born in this too far. I

1049
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 6: think it's brilliantly creative books and the.

1050
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: Good I think so.

1051
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 10: They were written a really long time ago, and I

1052
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 10: don't think it passes the pub test.

1053
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 15: They should be allowed to say on the shelf.

1054
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 6: I know, I think it's really wrong.

1055
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: I think we grew up at these books.

1056
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 6: Where's the end? How many books are going to take away?

1057
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 6: Leave them alone? Leave the books alone, Leave.

1058
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: The books alone. Thank you for all your course. Five

1059
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 1: dollars for everyone that got on that. Pretty good coming.

1060
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 2: Up coming up next. Dolly Parton got her vaccine yesterday

1061
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 2: and she was as entertaining as always we'll talk.

1062
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: About that not entertaining as much the mummaid. Today we

1063
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: have oyster dip. Are you sure about no refrigeration?

1064
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 2: It's marinating as her the recipe. So here's a headline,

1065
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton gets a dose of her own medicine. That

1066
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: normally would be a headline saying, oh, she's got to

1067
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 2: come up, But actually it's a perfect story. Dolly Parton

1068
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 2: got her vaccine for COVID, and remember she helped fund it.

1069
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 2: She did do She helped fund the Maderna vaccine through

1070
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: a donation of a million dollars to the Vanderbilt University

1071
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: Medical Center near her home in Nashville, Tennessee. So it

1072
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 2: is a dose of her own medicine. She got the

1073
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 2: Maderna vaccine yesterday. She could have got an earlier one

1074
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 2: because of her age she's seventy five, but she thought

1075
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 2: she'd wait so she didn't look like she was pushing in.

1076
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, she's so fat. She remember we interviewed her

1077
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: last year. She's one of the most impressive humans. I

1078
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 2: just love her spirit. And here's how she told people

1079
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 2: that they should also get the vaccine.

1080
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 12: Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. I'm begging off you please don't

1081
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 12: hesitate vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, because once you dead, then

1082
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 12: that submit too late.

1083
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a working progress.

1084
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: Well, she went on to say this, Can I do

1085
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: her accent? I'll attempt to do the accent. I'm so excited.

1086
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 2: I've been waiting a while. I'm old enough to get it,

1087
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm smart enough to get it. Trying to be funny now,

1088
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 2: but I'm dead serious. Back vaccine, that's very good. I

1089
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 2: think we all want to go back to normal, whatever

1090
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: that is, and that would be a great shot, now,

1091
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 2: wouldn't it if you get back to that, you.

1092
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: Know, you'd sound a little bit like Dustin Hoffman is

1093
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 1: twitsy as well.

1094
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: That's not what I was going for.

1095
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, what else did Dolly shoy?

1096
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 2: She said this?

1097
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 12: So I just want to say to all of you

1098
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 12: cowards out there, don't be such a chicken squat. Get

1099
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 12: out there, get.

1100
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: Shot, Get out there and get your shot. Don't be

1101
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: chicken squat.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 2: So you heard it from Dolly.

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Speaker 1: Coming up muck then mum made I'm distracted because it stinks.

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00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 2: It's some we've mashed up some tinned oysters and added

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00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 2: stuff to it. And it's said to let it sit.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you in as a kid, didn't you always have

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00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: a runny toe? Didn't you always I've got a runny toe?

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00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. And this is I must say I've

1110
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 2: never eaten this. It was in mum's cookbook. Let it

1111
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 2: stand for two hours oyster dip and we'll settle down.

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00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: Why why can't you let me put it the refrigerator

1113
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: because it said let it stand. About seven refrigerators in

1114
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: this place. It's so easier to walk down.

1115
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 2: We'll be eating it after eight thirty. But coming up next,

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00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: we're going to talk to Rhys Nicholson, fabulous comedian, but

1117
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: an what an extraordinary thing. He's going to be a

1118
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 2: judge on Rue Paul's Drag Race down under him.

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00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: That's a big deal. He's joining us next. It's a

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Speaker 1: quarter past eight.

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00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Well, our next guest is the

1122
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 2: hilarious comedian who wasn't just a favorite at comedy festivals.

1123
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: He's appeared on The Cone and O'Brien show, he's been

1124
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: nabbed by the BBC and and now he's spreading his

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00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 2: tvy wings even further. He's joining the cast of judges

1126
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 2: on RuPaul's Drag Race down under Rhys Nicholson High, good

1127
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 2: morning everyone.

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Speaker 1: They would be fabulous TV wings too.

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00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 14: I would imagine, Oh, they're beautiful, they're gold, they're crystal encrusted,

1130
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 14: they're quite they're too heavy to be wings.

1131
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 4: Actually they don't work as wings very well.

1132
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 2: Victoria's Secret of the Rue Paul Drag.

1133
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 14: Yes, people have often said that about me. I'm a

1134
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 14: Victoria's secret model of comedy.

1135
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 2: This is a I don't make you nervous. This is

1136
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 2: a massive gig and a much loved and much desired gig.

1137
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,839
Speaker 2: I imagine how'd you feel when you got it?

1138
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 14: Oh my god, it was bonkers like it is. And

1139
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 14: that's the word I keep you sing every time I

1140
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 14: cant ask about because it was like I you know,

1141
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 14: we know in the business sometimes you hear word. You

1142
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 14: might be on a very long list of something, and

1143
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 14: my agent hearing that words work don't hold your breath.

1144
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 4: So you know that.

1145
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 14: And then on a Sunday morning before nine am, I

1146
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 14: got a call from her, which usually if you get

1147
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 14: called by your agent at that time, usually it's like,

1148
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 14: oh they've found the tweets.

1149
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 4: I've been canceled you've.

1150
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 2: Seen the front page of the paper.

1151
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's like maybe maybe pop down to the newsagent

1152
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 14: this morning or don't. But no, she called to say that, yeah,

1153
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 14: I'd been picked to do it. RuPaul had seen me

1154
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 14: do comedy and he picked me specifically out of the

1155
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 14: big list.

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00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 6: Wow.

1157
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 14: I thought it was a mean prank. And then a

1158
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 14: few weeks later I was sitting next to him on

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00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 14: the Bloody panel Wow, talking about Drag. It is like,

1160
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 14: it's so because I'm obsessed with the show. Like it's

1161
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 14: not often you get to do work you really believe it.

1162
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 14: Sometimes this business, it's only like, yeah, I'm doing this,

1163
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 14: but no, it is something I've been obsessed with for

1164
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 14: you know, the better part of a decade. And then

1165
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 14: I was like, the weirdest moment of my life so

1166
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 14: far was walking in the studio And if you've watched

1167
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 14: the show before, you know there's it's got a very

1168
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 14: particular looking set. I sat down and I looked at

1169
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 14: a monitor and I was sitting at the desk like

1170
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 14: I was sitting there like in a nice suit, and

1171
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 14: I just couldn't I couldn't believe and I still can't

1172
00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 14: believe it.

1173
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: When you look at the premises the show. It's a

1174
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 1: crazy show, isn't it really? You know, twenty years ago

1175
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: this show, you wouldn't have imagined there would be a

1176
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: show like this on TV NO.

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00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 14: And I think because you know, on the surface, it's

1178
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 14: a competition reality show about drag coeins. You kind of

1179
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 14: the concept of it is that kind of run of

1180
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 14: the mill, you know, America's next not botle kind of show,

1181
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 14: but it is. I think what makes it work and

1182
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 14: what makes it has kind of outlasted all those a

1183
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 14: lot of those shows.

1184
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 4: Is because it's about more than that.

1185
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 14: It's kind of about people being there, true and authentic

1186
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 14: selves and all those types of things. Like it is

1187
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 14: just so undeniably watchable and undeniably like I've had some

1188
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 14: of my biggest cries watching this show because you're really

1189
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 14: learning about people. And I also think, like as a comedian,

1190
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 14: and I think you both were kind of like I

1191
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 14: think everyone kind of in show business.

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00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 4: I think no one, no one gets into.

1193
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 14: This business because everything's gone right in their lives leading

1194
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 14: after that, you know, I mean there's kind of you strive,

1195
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 14: like you want to be able to, you know, tell

1196
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 14: your story and all that kind of stuff. And I

1197
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 14: think drag is no different to that, and there are

1198
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 14: just some incredible stories in our season.

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Speaker 1: And do you know much about drag, like where is

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00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: it something that you know?

1201
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1202
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 14: Absolutely, I've been into drag for a long long time.

1203
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 14: I wanted to do it when I was six, I

1204
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 14: was sitting at a dinner I think I'd seen some

1205
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 14: of Priscilla, but not the bits that a six year

1206
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 14: old shouldn't see. I think my mum had maybe kind

1207
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 14: of shown me like the you know, the the hugo

1208
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 14: weaving and drag kind of part. And I remember asking you, like,

1209
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 14: what is this or she reminded me of this recently

1210
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 14: and she said, oh, like these are drag queens. And

1211
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 14: I didn't understand what it was. I just thought, oh,

1212
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 14: these like you can be anything that you can be

1213
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 14: a man or a woman or whatever. And so we

1214
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 14: were at a dinner party and someone did the standard

1215
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 14: asked the six year old what they want to be

1216
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 14: when they grew up, and I said, very confidently.

1217
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 4: A drag queen. And so that that's and it's all been,

1218
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 4: and I kind of do. I don't.

1219
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 14: I would never say that I do drag even close

1220
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 14: to it, but I I wear a lot of makeup

1221
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 14: on stage. I wear nail pot I like to my

1222
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 14: stand up is kind of a if you've seen it before.

1223
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1224
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 4: I'm playing a kind of character which I think everyone

1225
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 4: kind of yeah.

1226
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 2: And this is the first time the show has had

1227
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 2: a local franchise, so that's pretty exciting.

1228
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, bonkers.

1229
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 14: Like the first thing Rippaul said to me was welcome

1230
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 14: to the family, and I think that it does kind

1231
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 14: of feel that way, like Australia is now part of

1232
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 14: this kind of juggernaut, this cultural juggernaut, and they were

1233
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 14: really excited to make it.

1234
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 4: Like, I think we do a very particular.

1235
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 14: Thing here when it comes to drag, like bring up

1236
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 14: Priscilla again, we do like a very camp A lot

1237
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 14: of this is a broad generalization, but a lot of

1238
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 14: drag around the world is kind of could be boiled

1239
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 14: down to there's a lot of female impersonation out there,

1240
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 14: like it's just kind of, oh, that person looks exactly

1241
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 14: like Beyonce and their lips thinking perfectly to a Beyonce song.

1242
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 14: But I think we do a particular thing here that's

1243
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 14: very camp and very funny, and everything is dipped in

1244
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 14: like so many references and things, and a lot of

1245
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 14: the queens that we have here are like intricate kind

1246
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 14: of you know. And yeah, another example is like the

1247
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 14: thong dress in Priscilla is a perfect example.

1248
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:07,919
Speaker 1: Of what we do.

1249
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: And the hilarious names for the drag queens. I think

1250
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 2: that might be very Australians, so quirky.

1251
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, have you ever thought about what your drag

1252
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 4: name would be?

1253
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 1: Amanda has a list as long as you're are.

1254
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 4: I know, I'm trying to Amanda is a good start.

1255
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.

1256
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1257
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did have diabetes, that's true. You like diabetes,

1258
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: that's good.

1259
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 14: I've always thought mine would be diner hunger.

1260
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.

1261
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 2: Oh well, look, I can't wait to see this show.

1262
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: And Reese a big fan of yours, and this is

1263
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 2: just wonderful that you're part of all this.

1264
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: And those gienormous TV wings that you've got, yeah, heavy wings,

1265
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: they're not made of wax. I don't want to see

1266
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 1: you be an chorus type of thing.

1267
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 4: I don't want to fly to your clothes.

1268
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: You'd be licorice, that'd be you'd be.

1269
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: Your drag nap or other things that run with that

1270
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: RuPaul's Drag Raced down Under is coming soon to stand

1271
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: reys Nicholson say thank you for joining.

1272
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 4: Us, Thanks so much. Happy Mardi graund thank you.

1273
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: It's coming up to thirty gets. My grulies is coming

1274
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: up next. If you want to get something off your chest,

1275
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: she comes straight to us. Nine oh six one seven,

1276
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: nine eight four or so.

1277
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 2: Mum mate, Yes, my mother's famous, although I've never eaten it.

1278
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: Oyster Dip is marinating as.

1279
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: Is happy that he doesn't have to have any of this.

1280
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 2: He's missed out.

1281
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: Happy what you do? It's a wee did you do it?

1282
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: It's been such a good day thus far. We've had

1283
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: such a great show. We've given away thousands of dollars.

1284
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: We've done great things. We've had great chats Matt Shervington.

1285
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: We've had a great show.

1286
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 2: And now this is Nicholson. Look, I've got jats though,

1287
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 2: I like a.

1288
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: Jet jet jets. Before I'm going to go, I've just.

1289
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 2: Had a flashback when I was a kid. That was

1290
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 2: what we used to do. If you had at someone's

1291
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 2: birthday party. One of the games was you'd eat a

1292
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 2: jatye or jets and then try and blah blah balloon.

1293
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 2: These days you'd strip poker and you'd vape, tried to

1294
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 2: balloons off. We'd eaten the jats and that was entertained.

1295
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: I have to shelve the jats. That's what you do

1296
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: these days, is what the kids doing. They shelve everything.

1297
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 2: So this is my mother's oyster dip. Let's just reiterate

1298
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 2: for the last time what we began two weeks or

1299
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 2: two hours ago. We mashed up a can of smoked oysters.

1300
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: We added some grated onions, some grated cheese, some grated girkin,

1301
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: and some cream.

1302
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: And it's been sitting in the studio for two hours. Said,

1303
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: I have said to you it needs refrigeration, and you've

1304
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: assured me that it doesn't.

1305
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 2: The recipe. I'm following the recipe. Let it stand for

1306
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 2: two hours. I'm going to mix a little bit up

1307
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 2: here and putting it on a chat for you.

1308
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: No' you're gonna put in a bot.

1309
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 2: No one's going straight onto the jat. Well yeah, man, man,

1310
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 2: I have stood up the smells.

1311
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: Why do we do this? Can't we just play Michael

1312
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: Bolton and get on with our lives. Can't we just

1313
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: do that? Why do we have to do this? I

1314
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: like to your mother. Your mother was a great my mother.

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Speaker 1: I love your mother too, But you know, isn't there

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Speaker 1: other ways that we get?

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Speaker 2: This is what they ate in the seventies. When I

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Speaker 2: say three, we're going.

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Speaker 1: To do all in one go, I'm not taking. There's

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Speaker 1: not a two byte on this thing. It's one go, one, two,

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Speaker 1: three three.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 7: Like it?

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00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: There's not good?

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Speaker 2: Hmmm, the dry old jat.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what it's like eating pot? You know

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00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: when you eat pate first you.

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Speaker 2: Start and there's a slight meating after taste.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have it again. But it's not that bad.

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Speaker 2: I actually like it.

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00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: It smells worse than a taste.

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Speaker 2: Our producers come in, Millie, would you like to eat some?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Give me an email from Marie, Hello Jones

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00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 2: and Amanda re oyster dip. Your mum definitely missed the

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Speaker 2: word refrigerate from her recipe. All the online recipes for

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00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 2: oyster dip includes one with reduced cream to refrigerate. Yes,

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Speaker 2: no way. I would try it at room temperature.

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Speaker 1: I said to you. I said to you, if I

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00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: get running bottom on the way home, you are an idiot,

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00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: I said to you.

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00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 2: It didn't say it, it said little stand for two hours.

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00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 2: I'm just following the recipe.

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00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: Well you know that's what the Nazis did as well. Okay,

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00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: let us followed recipe. Yeah, that's terrible.

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00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 2: I haven't got any chewing.

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Speaker 1: It's a long ride home from North ride to Kranala

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00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 1: with a runny bottom.

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Speaker 2: All right, well coming up next, Thanks for illie. How

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00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 2: long have you had that email? Six? All right? Gets

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00:59:50,200 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: my gooolies. It's coming up next, six n four. We

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Speaker 2: have a hotline number nine oh six one seven nine

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Speaker 2: eight four.

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Speaker 1: What have we got?

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Speaker 10: Hi, James and Amanda? What gets my GIRLI job is

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01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 10: when people at work go the toilet, they flash and

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01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 10: let skid mark.

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01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 2: It's not a good look and it's not a good

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01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 2: Who would ever say it was?

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01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: Excuse me, that's a good look. This is what we

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01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: need in the bathroom, more skid marks.

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01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 4: Excuse me.

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01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 2: Dentists this too?

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01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 10: Here, this one that I'm pointing to that I'm touching,

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01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 10: this is really sore. I think it needs some attention.

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01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 10: Oh okay, let me just spray some freezing cold water

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01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 10: on that to make sure it's the one that really hurts.

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Speaker 2: I'm in Oh my.

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Speaker 10: Goodness, in this day and age, can't they just take

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01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 10: a frickin X ray and go, yep, that's the one.

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01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 10: Do they have to inflict pain with the freezing cold spray?

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01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 10: Just protest that that's really the one that you think

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01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 10: is hurting. Okay, finish my ranch, Thank you, have a

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01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 10: good day.

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01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'd ruther cold water than the radiation.

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Speaker 2: Well, what I've learned is that skid marks aren't a

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01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 2: good look.

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01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: They're not a good look. You know, you should be

1380
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: telling me this stuff. When did this become a thing?

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01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 1: I thought that ran the banning with the good. If

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01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: you dip Dad doesn't make you can always call us

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01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: nine o six one seven nine eight four. I better

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01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: be off to clean the day.

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01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 2: Recry mate or Facebook friend. When's an overnight stay for

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01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 2: two at the gorgeous Grace Hotel with complimentary breakfast and parking.

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01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: Enjoy a city escape at the Grace Hotel, Sydney in

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01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 2: the heart of the city.

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01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: You also win a Jonesy to matter ttail and branded bobblehead.

1390
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 2: Now, our show started this morning with you telling me

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01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 2: a joke.

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01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: I was at a supernatural convention the other day and

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01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yes, speak, I'm sorry. I thought you said, goat.

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01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 2: You know that's the thing. It's the world's oldest joke.

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01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 2: I'd heard it before, and I was wondering, what is

1396
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 2: the etiquette. Do I tell you that at the beginning

1397
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: of a joke? Do I tell you at the end?

1398
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: Do I fake laugh? What's the best way to do it?

1399
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 2: So the tribal drum was beating for jokus interrupt us.

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01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 2: How do you tell someone who's telling a joke You've

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01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 2: heard it before.

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01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 1: I've heard Garth from Cranebrook hit it right on the head.

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Speaker 13: If someone's telling me that jake and I've heard it,

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01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 13: I say stop, I've heard it. I want to get

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01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 13: on when the rest of my life. But if you're

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01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 13: in a group, you don't stop them because you're the

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01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 13: one that looks like a fool. You let him tell

1408
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 13: them a joke and you do the fake laugh and

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01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 13: then you walk away.

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01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 2: Then you just walk away, walk away, and remember skid

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01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 2: Mark's aren't a good look?

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Speaker 1: Write that down, kids.

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Speaker 7: Right au T That's enough.

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Speaker 2: A big thank you to Amazon. This morning, every core

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01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 2: on our show got five hundred dollars to celebrate Coming

1416
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 2: to America, the sequel. It's on Amazon Prime out tomorrow.

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01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm excited to watch it. Ugly Feel or Uncle Ugly

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01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 1: fellas a man who likes to call him, is coming

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01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,439
Speaker 1: out next. We'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation.

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01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: See you there. Good day to you well, thank God,

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01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: that's ober By.

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Speaker 7: Good bye, Wipe the two baby.

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Speaker 2: From your right.

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01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: Thank you.

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01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast catch up on what you've

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Speaker 2: missed on the free iHeartRadio app