Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. This is it.
Speaker 2: This is a big one.
Speaker 1: This is for the girls, this one. Some things make
Speaker 1: more sense than the others.
Speaker 2: Whimsy lowhand punched in the feast after trying to take
Speaker 2: a boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy.
Speaker 1: I won't be even enjoy the kill. Please yourself for
Speaker 1: observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: That's the line.
Speaker 2: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 1: Get new glasses. Just a couple of mitches said one.
Speaker 2: Mitch is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Now he is mich Julie and Mitchell coo. You just
Speaker 1: chose the worst moment to take a giant bite.
Speaker 2: It's a breath moment.
Speaker 1: Okay, you did that on purpose.
Speaker 2: I'm eating food for a reason. Everyone, I'm not just
Speaker 2: groat you remember when Merlin came out on Big Brother
Speaker 2: with his mouth shut. Gretel was similar level of protest. Today,
Speaker 2: M'll be eating my favorite fast food red Rooster, all
Speaker 2: show out of protest for a very good reason. It's
Speaker 2: a dark time for bred reesa fans like me.
Speaker 1: Later, all right, he's furious. Plus, it is Halloween this
Speaker 1: week in a couple of days. Well, I love holidays.
Speaker 2: Did you see the amount of people in the suburb
Speaker 2: trick or treating tonight because time of record for us
Speaker 2: today is the Saturday before Halloween, and there's so many
Speaker 2: people out.
Speaker 1: Are you being serious? Yes, I didn't see any kids.
Speaker 2: I didn't know because it's one of those weird ones
Speaker 2: where Halloween's midweek this year.
Speaker 1: So they can't get treat I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 2: Well, I reckon there still will be people trick or
Speaker 2: treating on the actual night plus the Saturday or Friday after.
Speaker 2: It's like, when do you do it?
Speaker 1: And also who teas that up? Is like a universal mum.
Speaker 2: Group who makes the decisions exactly right? When do we
Speaker 2: trick your treating this year? Listen here, mums.
Speaker 1: We're doing it on the Saturday before. We'll push book
Speaker 1: club the week after.
Speaker 2: Madeline's got dancing on Wednesday night. We just can't do it.
Speaker 2: I think it's a Thursday.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Tristan's got physio anyway, it's Halloween Day.
Speaker 1: So I thought we do a challenge that I've seen
Speaker 1: floating around, inspired by the Zach Sang show in La
Speaker 1: popular radio show There Radio Guy Love Miss Radio. It's
Speaker 1: called the Jack o'lantin challenge. You don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: so we'll be competing in a Halloween theme challenge at
Speaker 1: the end of the show. Well, can you just maybe
Speaker 1: wait a little bit to just jumping down that chicken?
Speaker 2: I'm eating grad roofster throughout the entire note today, but prote.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, why don't I go first with my agem
Speaker 1: while you just suck your fingers the show?
Speaker 2: Each week? Right each?
Speaker 1: I like to call them I gems, and they are
Speaker 1: a question that really no one needs the answer.
Speaker 2: For, but observations people didn't ask. Correct, That's how we've
Speaker 2: branded it. But yes, we can show with the one
Speaker 2: each and we don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: No, exactly right, we're both a surprises each other.
Speaker 2: Stuff my faith with the rooster roll while you tell
Speaker 2: me what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Stuff whatever you want. We'll jump into the first gem
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Went on for quite a while.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Bradley gets carried away. Sometimes pay him too, that's
Speaker 2: good energy?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Nice? Classic determinute noodles take so much longer than two
Speaker 1: minutes to actually make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I usually I usually allow it solid two thirty
Speaker 2: I will I have two.
Speaker 1: Noodles a lot on the show that I do at
Speaker 1: radio at night because I can't cook, I'm here late,
Speaker 1: I don't have much time in between songs. Can Billy
Speaker 1: let alone go and make myself and me it's true?
Speaker 2: What do you mean barely pooh? Like you were tempted,
Speaker 2: but in the fifty percent like I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Well, I've done that before. What is it?
Speaker 2: I don't what Sorry, I'm bogged down on that bogg.
Speaker 1: Say that I'm half pooh.
Speaker 2: There's not that's a lot. While you're there, you're made
Speaker 2: as well get it over and done with.
Speaker 1: You because I hear I know, I've got Shakira and
Speaker 1: then I've got Rihanna, and then so I'll pooh during Shakira.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like ill wipe during Rihanna. But sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: there's a lot more volume than expected, so it will
Speaker 1: it will take too long, so I'll have to sort
Speaker 1: of get as do a good as job as I can.
Speaker 1: That's not why I'm talking. Carry on, two minute noodles
Speaker 1: do not do not take two minutes to cook.
Speaker 2: For some reason, everyone's just universally accepted that it's false advertising.
Speaker 1: Exactly. No one, no, one cares and I made two
Speaker 1: minute noodles on my show, and this is what made
Speaker 1: me think of it. And I dove straight in, put
Speaker 1: put the seasoning in, and then I dove in when
Speaker 1: I drained the little water off it.
Speaker 2: And so you left it for two minutes to actually
Speaker 2: two minutes.
Speaker 1: Actually two minutes, because I know right left it for
Speaker 1: two minutes, and I go to eat and half of
Speaker 1: the strands are.
Speaker 2: Still hard, they're still raw.
Speaker 1: That's not on. So that I thought, well, why don't
Speaker 1: I go to the website and see what they said?
Speaker 1: You thought that I wanted a bit more substance in this.
Speaker 2: They've got a common sense and cook them a bit longer.
Speaker 1: They've got a whole fact section.
Speaker 2: And you know fac FAQ, yes, frequently asked question.
Speaker 1: I had no idea, that's what it meant.
Speaker 2: Really, yep, what did you think of what was fac? I
Speaker 2: thought the fact? I thought that was the word fact.
Speaker 1: I thought fac was like a word.
Speaker 2: It's frequently asked question, okay, and one of them is
Speaker 2: why the fuck is it taking more than two minutes
Speaker 2: to cook two minute noodle?
Speaker 1: Correct? Someone says it takes me longer than two minutes
Speaker 1: to make the noodles. What am I doing wrong? And
Speaker 1: they said, our advice is as follows, is a couple
Speaker 1: one invest in a pressure cooker. Now, Maggie, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you're making two minute noodles, you're in a very
Speaker 1: certain point in your life where a you can't afford
Speaker 1: a pressure cooker.
Speaker 2: You're in a certain mindset where you can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: Then yep, three, you probably don't even know what a
Speaker 1: pressure cooker is. And my uncle uses that all this
Speaker 1: family dinner is like a pressure cooker. They said, you
Speaker 1: can pressure cook it for a minute and actually cuts
Speaker 1: it in half. Like, don't try and pretend you do. Favor.
Speaker 1: Then they said, you can boil two hundred mills of
Speaker 1: water on a stovetop and add the noodles in, and
Speaker 1: the boiling water will do it quicker. Then microwaved or
Speaker 1: in the microwave, or just jug water like real boiled
Speaker 1: on a flame will cook it quicker.
Speaker 2: No too much effort, tend to I've just operated on
Speaker 2: the assumption that a kettle does boil water boiling exactly
Speaker 2: what the hell why does it not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my point. It goes on forever. Anyway. I
Speaker 1: found a forum on Reddit and someone.
Speaker 2: Says this investigation did you go? Do you don't have
Speaker 2: more happening in your life?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, this is this really got me. So this
Speaker 1: is Has anyone successfully sued Magie for its claim of
Speaker 1: two minute noodles when it clearly takes longer than that? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no. And someone says, yes, I've taken it to
Speaker 1: the district attorney. What and they are yet to respond.
Speaker 1: That was only a couple of days ago. So clearly
Speaker 1: this is topical. So I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait
Speaker 1: for a response. Anyway, Magie going down.
Speaker 2: You should follow these idiots online.
Speaker 3: Search a couple of miches you're listening to?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? And now I'm hungry? And you
Speaker 1: still body eating every chance you?
Speaker 2: Okay, I am.
Speaker 1: They haven't offered me any yet.
Speaker 2: The Red roofs the protest is on the way, people,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 1: The only thing I will eat from Red Rooster is
Speaker 1: the pineapple fritters. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got some if you want them, yeah, chuck it.
Speaker 2: Do you not like the chippies? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, the chips are good, but chips are chips?
Speaker 1: Like you can't get a pineapple fritterer. Anywhere you want
Speaker 1: a pineapple freeder. At midnight on a Thursday, you go
Speaker 1: to Redder Rooster. Oh have you had one of these? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I have.
Speaker 2: I'm a massive Red Rooster fanboy. That's why I'm putting
Speaker 2: on this big song and dance today.
Speaker 1: It's like deep fried ice cream in a Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 2: I just need a minute.
Speaker 1: It's very greasy. Okay, Halloween coming up, very exciting rhetoruster's
Speaker 1: coming up. You're ready to jump into your region.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's get into my Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Would you have absolutely no qualms dating someone who's.
Speaker 1: Married, so I would be dating someone who is in
Speaker 1: to someone else.
Speaker 2: Yes. Now, I know this is going to send your
Speaker 2: head into a bit of a spin because you're very
Speaker 2: needy and like paranoid when it comes to like exes
Speaker 2: and relationships and stuff like that. But hear me out,
Speaker 2: because I was watching the Bachelorette. Oh there's your first
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit behind. This is old news to
Speaker 2: some people. But Angie Kent our current bachelorette.
Speaker 1: Well from goggle Box.
Speaker 2: Yes, correct, she was on a date with Carlin and
Speaker 2: then Carlin was his name.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a baby from twenty nineteen, Carlin with a
Speaker 1: Z in the middle. Yes, Carlin.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she was on a date with Carlin and they're
Speaker 2: setting this bombshell up like it's going to be absolutely explosive. Right,
Speaker 2: this is what happened.
Speaker 5: I am married, Okay, we've been apart for a year
Speaker 5: and a half, so we're chatting and then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, Carlin.
Speaker 1: Dropped a huge truth bomb right in my face.
Speaker 5: You know, so we filed for divorce and stuff, and
Speaker 5: I suppose that's sort of just the last stage of that,
Speaker 5: so it hasn't been final.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't even finalized into the divorce.
Speaker 2: Holy duly.
Speaker 1: It just really made me start thinking, you know, are
Speaker 1: you ready? Are you here for the right reasons? Sometimes
Speaker 1: we do crazy things when we're trying to get over somebody, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Very dramatic, right, Although all that stuff I know.
Speaker 1: In the heart rate monitor in the background, I know exactly.
Speaker 1: It's not like I was on rbt B B boo
Speaker 1: b B.
Speaker 2: Very unnecessary if you ask me, because when I heard, oh,
Speaker 2: he's still currently technically married, he's not officially divorced yet,
Speaker 2: and starting to date again. I was like, that sounds
Speaker 2: completely normal to me because my mother, her first husband
Speaker 2: she married when she was only eighteen, turned out to
Speaker 2: be a massive mistake.
Speaker 1: Obviously, country life.
Speaker 2: No, this is when she was still in the city,
Speaker 2: the city girls.
Speaker 1: Sorry, how dare I Jane? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, And it didn't work out. Apparently he didn't
Speaker 2: treat her overally nicely.
Speaker 1: Amen, get out of there, Jane.
Speaker 2: How you can be married to my Janey babe and
Speaker 2: not realize the other the luckiest person in the world
Speaker 2: is beyond me. But anyway, she got out of there,
Speaker 2: and by the time she started dating Ian, my father,
Speaker 2: the second husband, she wasn't officially divorced yet. She was
Speaker 2: still technically married to the first husband, and Ian didn't care.
Speaker 1: You're an offspring of this exact situation. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when they were acting like it's this massive bombshell
Speaker 2: with these absurd sound effects, I was like, calm down,
Speaker 2: it's not that bad. Like I feel like, if you
Speaker 2: add this sound effect to anything, it's going to instantly
Speaker 2: make something sound more extreme than it actually is.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitch, I'm meeting red Rooster right now.
Speaker 2: I just started typing there's grease on my keyboard, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Yeah, I know, exactly so unnecessary
Speaker 2: to build it up as though it's such a big thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people fall in and out of love, whatever that happens.
Speaker 2: I don't know why she's like tripping out.
Speaker 1: Do you think that she had any involvement in that
Speaker 1: being as dramatic as it was, or they told her
Speaker 1: to make a dramatic I mean, you know what.
Speaker 2: These reality shows are like, they're heavily produced and edited.
Speaker 2: But even then, what makes the producers and editors think
Speaker 2: that that's something that's such a bombshell? I bet all
Speaker 2: the people at home were being like, oh, that's shocking.
Speaker 2: He's not even divorced yet. That's not okay. And it's
Speaker 2: like it happens like you have to be separated for
Speaker 2: ages before you can officially get a divorce.
Speaker 1: But imagine being the editor in the editing booth being like,
Speaker 1: this will be great, this will be it's the sound effects, Tim,
Speaker 1: we can put this out of the new ones that
Speaker 1: you've made over Christmas, will use them here. Holy dully,
Speaker 1: she said, Holy doolly.
Speaker 2: Ah week about the big sound effect. It's extreme, but
Speaker 2: to me it doesn't seem that extreme.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't at all. Will you and I often
Speaker 1: have dramatic moments with each other.
Speaker 2: I don't know it. To me, I'm perfectly ration the
Speaker 2: little time.
Speaker 1: I feel like this needs to be our text time.
Speaker 1: Just oh, Mitch's just text me not.
Speaker 2: But I did don't like the idea of people like
Speaker 2: my mother who had been in that situation, sitting at
Speaker 2: home being made to feel bad by sound effects like this. Oh,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just a slut. Then it's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's normal to fall in and out, in and out
Speaker 2: of love occasionally. You know, these things happen exactly.
Speaker 1: Right, and this isn't happening in real life. The only
Speaker 1: place that this situation happens is on TV shows. You
Speaker 1: don't got to Coles, y'ah, I'll just get my Flybys. Sorry,
Speaker 1: my Flybys buzzer is broken. It's just who doesn't happen
Speaker 1: trying to reckon?
Speaker 2: Absolutely imagine that.
Speaker 1: Don't not to church on a Sunday. Oh god, my
Speaker 1: donation donations, donation.
Speaker 2: With a collection plant?
Speaker 1: Can I just play?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Let me get my world? Oh no, left it in
Speaker 1: the car. Get out of this.
Speaker 3: You're listening to is it just me. Don't forget to
Speaker 3: subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 5: Can't think of anything nice to say, Just hit five
Speaker 5: stars and tell them why you'd rather be buried or cremated.
Speaker 1: God, I tell you why you'll be body buried soon.
Speaker 1: With the amount of body fat gun into your system.
Speaker 1: Every sound effect I've played on today's show, you've taken
Speaker 1: it as an opportunity to shove your face full a
Speaker 1: red Rooster.
Speaker 2: It's getting cold, of course it is. But wait for
Speaker 2: the end of the show. Oh God, I can feel
Speaker 2: the hiccups coming to try to eat it so quickly.
Speaker 1: I can see a thin lay of grease on your
Speaker 1: lips forming and salt. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Red Rooster chips, I'm sorry. Better than cave see better than.
Speaker 1: Maca up there. Caves have the best chips. We can agree.
Speaker 1: Rubbish they do cavec do. You're a real Red Rooster fan,
Speaker 1: especially considering they've been put to rest.
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly why I've been eating Red Rooster out
Speaker 2: of protest. Yes, today, I'm finally ready to reveal the reason.
Speaker 2: I saw an article this week that really upset me.
Speaker 2: It said red Rooster looks to be in dire straits
Speaker 2: as seven more stores suddenly closed down. The branches in
Speaker 2: Queensland were put into voluntary administration, with over one hundred
Speaker 2: staff losing their job. Now here's the killer. There are
Speaker 2: fears more stores are on the chopping block as the
Speaker 2: fast food company struggles to compete and stay up to
Speaker 2: date with changing consumer preferences. I don't know why consumer's
Speaker 2: preferences are changing. You can't beat this shit. You don't
Speaker 2: need to change.
Speaker 1: Oh it is chicken though, Yeah, but listen, listen to
Speaker 1: you chewing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all these doores are shutting down at such a
Speaker 2: rapid rate. Yes, none of New South Wales's doores have
Speaker 2: closed down, but all these ones in Queensland. It does
Speaker 2: herald the end of red rooster as we know it does.
Speaker 2: It could be gone.
Speaker 1: Now I am not. There was never a red rooster
Speaker 1: in my neighborhood growing up, so it wasn't something I had,
Speaker 1: but I felt for you. Being a country boy, you know,
Speaker 1: red rooster for yours. I lobs the morning for me
Speaker 1: growing up.
Speaker 2: I know that the weirdest thing about me moving to
Speaker 2: the city because back in the country, red rooster is
Speaker 2: considered just as good as all the other fast foods
Speaker 2: like macasin KFC. Right, and then I moved to the
Speaker 2: god awful city of Sydney and the amount of idiots
Speaker 2: that have said to me, I've never had red rooster.
Speaker 2: I was so shocked. I thought it was normal for everyone,
Speaker 2: but now that it could be gone.
Speaker 1: But why have red ruster? You can have a porto
Speaker 1: with Perry Perry and a prey Go sauce.
Speaker 2: Because it's red rooster.
Speaker 1: This is the bad. Well, you know what. This just
Speaker 1: goes to show how good a friend I am. I've
Speaker 1: been up all night watching YouTube tutorials about how to
Speaker 1: make a rooster roll.
Speaker 2: Yes, you said you've tried to comfort me somehow.
Speaker 1: Because I thought, if you can, if I can get
Speaker 1: you a recipe that you can replicate it at home,
Speaker 1: even though there's no red roosters left, you'll still be
Speaker 1: able to enjoy the taste of whatever the shit that
Speaker 1: is that you claim is good.
Speaker 2: It's like when people build like forts. You know that
Speaker 2: we're preparing for the word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, if.
Speaker 2: Red rooster heaven, but it does shut down in New
Speaker 2: South Wales.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will get.
Speaker 2: Some company out of knowing that you've taught me how
Speaker 2: to diy at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, my grandfather used to say, you know, we
Speaker 1: used to make bomb shelters in the playground shelters. Did
Speaker 1: you ever get by? And he's like, no, no, we
Speaker 1: played in them. So this is just a safety. This
Speaker 1: is a backup.
Speaker 2: So I've got you're teaching me how to make a
Speaker 2: red rooster roll.
Speaker 1: Well, we've got you've got an actual rooster role there
Speaker 1: to go off. I don't do a little tastest as well,
Speaker 1: but I've been to cols.
Speaker 2: Hang on, sorry, have you don't had a red rooster?
Speaker 1: Well, I've never had a bullshit, but I want to wait,
Speaker 1: do you never mentioned I've never had one?
Speaker 2: The red rooster role is essentially there's a bread roll
Speaker 2: with chicken like barbecue chicken, bit of stuffing in there
Speaker 2: and mayonnaise chicken. It doesn't sound complex, but they must
Speaker 2: do something special.
Speaker 1: Almost just heaven. So I hope you don't mind my
Speaker 1: raw fingers because I've just oh my god, it's fine,
Speaker 1: we're fine.
Speaker 2: Look at you little nigella over there. You've got quite
Speaker 2: the setup. It's like a cooking tutorial, all right. At home.
Speaker 2: Red rooster roll, the billowing breast as she uses alliteration.
Speaker 1: Ye, bustling with brown salt diskin.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe people who have access to red
Speaker 2: roosters that still haven't tried it. Like, what are you doing? Though?
Speaker 1: This is the nicest thing I ever, don't fear look
Speaker 1: at you, my favorite Simith.
Speaker 2: I was inconsolable, Like, it's fine, it's fine, you were
Speaker 2: You can prepare for the worst.
Speaker 1: This is a very good chicken too. Now show me
Speaker 1: the role. Is they stuff it or is it stingy?
Speaker 1: I reckon, it's stingy.
Speaker 2: I thought you're watching YouTube tutorials. Mate.
Speaker 1: Look I've watched jututorials, but I want it. They've got
Speaker 1: a real one in front of it.
Speaker 2: It's chocolate block.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of chicken in that. Okay, that's why
Speaker 1: they go and redundant. They put a whole breast per roll.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. You wouldn't get that kind of treatment of McDonald's.
Speaker 1: They said seven seven stores have been closed. I'm so
Speaker 1: all of them all right. So I've put the chicken
Speaker 1: in the bowl. I'm adding some mayonnaise now in the tutorial.
Speaker 1: In the tutorial, he suggests full whole egg mayonnaise because
Speaker 1: there's no there's no recipe online. It's like seven secret
Speaker 1: herbs and spices mayonnaise with salt and pepper. So I'm
Speaker 1: putting in the mayo. Now this is oh god, how
Speaker 1: much reckon A good amount?
Speaker 2: Looks now, this is actually interesting because I thought that
Speaker 2: it was going to be really straightforward chicken on a bunch.
Speaker 2: Bitter mate, You're all good, but you're mixing the chicken
Speaker 2: in with the mayo in a bowl separately. Yes, oh, ship,
Speaker 2: you're already more advanced than me.
Speaker 1: This is what they do because open your dry button.
Speaker 1: That's what they do the chicken. The chicken is embedded
Speaker 1: with the sauce. It's all one globuly texture.
Speaker 2: That's as when you peel at apart. It's a bit gross,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Moisture?
Speaker 2: Oh, I can see my reflection in the grease. That's
Speaker 2: the kind of chicken sandwhich I like.
Speaker 1: Make that your tender. Buy it. Take a photo off.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is the text you want. The guy
Speaker 1: said you wanted to stick to the side of the
Speaker 1: bowl in the tutorial.
Speaker 2: Ready, that rang.
Speaker 1: That is awful. Cross. Let me just try this quickly.
Speaker 2: Don't chew into the microphone.
Speaker 1: That's good stuff, all right. I got a hot dog bun.
Speaker 1: Real faith, my god, fake looking bun.
Speaker 2: This kind of does look like the red rooster.
Speaker 1: It took me so long to find them. The guy,
Speaker 1: of course, he was rural to one of your kind,
Speaker 1: and he said to me inside, to me, I don't
Speaker 1: know who, he said on YouTube. He didn't talk to me.
Speaker 1: He said on YouTube. He only has an I G
Speaker 1: A in his area, poor thing, so he only yeah.
Speaker 1: But he couldn't get these type of buns that were
Speaker 1: fake and buttery. He could only get the real, you know,
Speaker 1: stone Earth country buns.
Speaker 2: I hate those buns, the ones that feel like they're
Speaker 2: going to cut the roof of your mouth and your
Speaker 2: bite intoday.
Speaker 1: And they get between your teeth and they stay there
Speaker 1: for days.
Speaker 2: If anyone whips those out. A dead took at this.
Speaker 1: This is what you want, sweet like full of preservatives.
Speaker 2: It never occurred to me that they use something similar
Speaker 2: to a hot dog.
Speaker 1: Showing the camera it's just mayo. It's just chicken. It's salty,
Speaker 1: it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Hot dog bun. You mix around the chicken with some mayo.
Speaker 2: Bob's your uncle, Roberts, your mother's brother.
Speaker 1: You know what My grandfather's name is Bob, So, my, my, my,
Speaker 1: all my family, go, Bob's your uncle, he's your granddad.
Speaker 2: Shut up, Saren.
Speaker 1: My grandma's divorced him. She's like, that's not your uncle,
Speaker 1: that's me X's grandfather. Don't say that.
Speaker 2: It never occurred to me that grandparents split up. I
Speaker 2: just thought, but old people just don't, even if they
Speaker 2: hate each other's gup.
Speaker 1: No, I've got a step grandma, really, and she's twenty
Speaker 1: years younger than my grandfather.
Speaker 2: That's fascinating.
Speaker 1: She's lovely, and it's Kathleen. Wouldn't listen to this, or
Speaker 1: she might like Kathleen, Ah, this looks really good.
Speaker 2: Pis of it actually looks like a rooster.
Speaker 1: It's split in the middle. But that's okay. It just
Speaker 1: means it's we all.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's throwing it to the camera.
Speaker 1: All right, bring it over to you.
Speaker 2: Please, all right, very simile.
Speaker 1: I have to say I've done very well for myself.
Speaker 2: I have to say the hot dog bun that you've gotten,
Speaker 2: although it looks very similar, it's just not moist enough.
Speaker 2: I don't know what red roofs now. That I think
Speaker 2: about it, that's a bit disturbing that the bund they
Speaker 2: use has got a lot of web. Yeah it's soggy.
Speaker 2: Maybe its because they steam it, but yours is dry
Speaker 2: as all shit.
Speaker 1: Probably they probably probably dip them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm about to do the taste tad.
Speaker 1: Okay, so take a bite. Because she's not a blind
Speaker 1: tasting no straight away, I'd be able.
Speaker 2: To tell them apart now. And I'm a red fan.
Speaker 1: Take a bite of the chicken, the original.
Speaker 2: Og red rooster. I think it's ruth roll. I keep
Speaker 2: saying red Rooster roll anyways, Like.
Speaker 1: Why is this the bun look like a chittaki mushroom.
Speaker 1: It's wet and glistening like it's rubbery.
Speaker 2: So what should be why not? Sorry, it is my
Speaker 2: one that I made Mitchell's di y rip off on.
Speaker 1: This is dramatic as possible. Please wait there, wait there,
Speaker 1: I can get you a drone. What just like a
Speaker 1: like a dramatic dr are you and your sound effects? Mate?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, it's like The Bachelor atte music?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh no, hurry no, what no, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 2: It's just sorry. I know that you're trying to do
Speaker 2: your best, but it just tastes so homemade.
Speaker 1: Oh like, oh dry ad? Really? What can I do.
Speaker 2: Why does that chicken taste like tuna?
Speaker 1: Does it need more matoe?
Speaker 2: Possibly? Or just maybe you get one of those spray
Speaker 2: bottles so that if it gets a bit of moist.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to make the I don't know
Speaker 2: how to make the bread soggy like red rooster?
Speaker 1: Do it's oil?
Speaker 2: That's I'm sorry. That just tastes homemade. But it tastes
Speaker 2: like it's missing the coal flaw.
Speaker 1: There's no coal saw in it.
Speaker 2: I know, but it tastes like something that you would
Speaker 2: eat with coal saw at a barbecue.
Speaker 1: Okay, Can I try go dry?
Speaker 2: And I try slately? No good, But somehow that chicken
Speaker 2: taste like tuna. I don't know how you've managed that one.
Speaker 2: Here go handing it over to you. See what I mean.
Speaker 2: Tastes like something you'd have at a barbecue or.
Speaker 1: A picnic that Auntie Julie had made.
Speaker 2: She does the best Auntiejill. She gets a barbecue chik
Speaker 2: and a bit of bread, and that's like, that's lunch. Kids,
Speaker 2: don't complain.
Speaker 1: You need a drink with this or it will get
Speaker 1: stuck in your ry. I'll give this to my cousin
Speaker 1: who's a laboring. Use it as jip rock paste. Put
Speaker 1: together a house. Okay, all right, I'll try the Red Roosters.
Speaker 1: Is there stuffing on these? I think there is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a bit.
Speaker 1: That's what the YouTube it didn't include. I have to
Speaker 1: go back and dislikes you. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: You've had some You had a bite?
Speaker 1: Is that moisture from your lips?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Roll is dripping in moisture?
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know how they do. It's almost like
Speaker 2: they left it out in the jew Does your grass
Speaker 2: not get gew on it?
Speaker 1: Oh? This is good.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. You can't beat This is why I'm
Speaker 2: so upset the Red Rooster, even though there's you know,
Speaker 2: there's no announcement or expectation and close down in New
Speaker 2: South Wales, but it's dark days to them. It's why
Speaker 2: I'm so worried. If they're gone from my life, I
Speaker 2: have nothing to replace it with.
Speaker 1: You're not wrong because I'm not helping out for your show.
Speaker 2: Was absolutely no good you're listening to.
Speaker 3: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of minches.
Speaker 4: Not.
Speaker 1: I thought I was doing you a favor. I thought
Speaker 1: I was helping out.
Speaker 2: I just want to make my point. Known through this
Speaker 2: protest that Red Ruso deserves better. All right, if you
Speaker 2: haven't tried to go out and try it and let
Speaker 2: me know what you think.
Speaker 1: There's something actually horrific to happen in your life, or
Speaker 1: you don't have much going on. I know I can't
Speaker 1: wait for a real course. The same sex marriage didn't
Speaker 1: even batt nyilid. What do you mean you didn't do
Speaker 1: a thing?
Speaker 2: Why are you saying that?
Speaker 1: Because I'm saying you put so much time and effort
Speaker 1: into the red Rooster campaign and you barely botter jests.
Speaker 2: I went to all the fucking marriage equality protests. Where
Speaker 2: were you in the closet? It's very bold of you
Speaker 2: to assume that I didn't do anything for marriage equality?
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 1: I did a lot.
Speaker 2: You're probably a no voter at the time. You are
Speaker 2: a freshy fuck off.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't made a joke. You do help my community,
Speaker 1: and I did too, but at the time it was
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend. So it's very different really anyway.
Speaker 2: But between marriage equality and red Ruth, of those the
Speaker 2: two corns close to my heart.
Speaker 1: If there was a Venn diagram, the two things that
Speaker 1: you loved chicken and cock all right, well, cock and cock.
Speaker 1: So let's move on to in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: It is going to be Halloween.
Speaker 2: I thought, bit sorry, I'm just finishing off my.
Speaker 1: Over. It is a Halloween and I love a fan.
Speaker 1: I love getting dressed up of getting I love Christmas
Speaker 1: a fair time. And this is a challenge that they
Speaker 1: saw trending. It was on the Zach Sang Show and
Speaker 1: then Z one hundred in New York did a lot
Speaker 1: of radio station to doing it. It basically jackalanterns, you know,
Speaker 1: big pumpkins. Right, it's very American, you know, shout out
Speaker 1: to our American viewer, got one of the moment. So
Speaker 1: what I've done is I've gone and got u two jackalanterns. Now,
Speaker 1: I've actually chosen them. Took me about twenty minutes at
Speaker 1: the grocery store. It's going to go over and get them,
Speaker 1: really yeah, because I chose them based on our head sizes.
Speaker 2: Our headside Arthur. One gigantic that view and the other
Speaker 2: one's elongated and perfect, elongated and imperfect.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got your full tray. Okay. So I'm sensing
Speaker 2: that we're going to be doing the carving, right, So
Speaker 2: you love a DIY today. Don't you know.
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of money at cold It.
Speaker 2: Feels like the living room. How to make chicken roll?
Speaker 1: I'm mcglan president. Okay, so we have two minutes on
Speaker 1: the clock to make two minutes two minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing. I thought you
Speaker 2: were going to show me exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm not showing you jack shit.
Speaker 2: Please tell me to bit.
Speaker 1: Oh it's heavy.
Speaker 2: Please tell me this pumpkins bloody. Let's drop them at
Speaker 2: the same time.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, stop stock. The light's back.
Speaker 2: Would not go.
Speaker 1: That was bad. I think something snapped over there.
Speaker 2: Not do that again. Ship even hollow. Please tell me
Speaker 2: you didn't just buy fucking pumpkin.
Speaker 1: No, I walked straight into coals and they had Halloween pumpkins.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, good, Oh I'll buy them.
Speaker 1: So I've got You've got a couple of utensils. Number
Speaker 1: one a rolling pin.
Speaker 2: What's that for?
Speaker 1: Well, that's too you want if you want to go
Speaker 1: kind of creepy and go like a brain oozing you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You could do like a bant
Speaker 1: force trauma on the top.
Speaker 2: Used. Man, you've got a cookie dough on it.
Speaker 1: That's stole it from the work kitchen.
Speaker 2: Phil.
Speaker 1: You've also got a pairing knife, very sharp. Be careful.
Speaker 1: This is for fine carvings or indentse. You got a
Speaker 1: sharpie you can draw stuf and a spoon to scoop
Speaker 1: the guts out.
Speaker 2: Have you ever made a jack o lantern before carving?
Speaker 1: I have? I have, yes, So.
Speaker 2: You're in an advantage.
Speaker 1: But years ago when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're basically gonna we've got a two minute
Speaker 2: time And did you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Two minute time? J woin to market your sketch first,
Speaker 1: because I actually thought I might do you.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to do one of me? Well, then
Speaker 2: why have you got the big pump ka?
Speaker 1: We should actually do each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a portrait. Carve me like one of
Speaker 2: your French fat bucks. Here you go? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? So let's I'll get you some drawing music.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I didn't know there was such a thing
Speaker 2: as drawing.
Speaker 1: Music can make it happen? Yeah, what makes you think
Speaker 1: this is drawing? Is calming? What else? Dold you want
Speaker 1: something else?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Am I trying to make this accurate? Because I thought
Speaker 2: the eyes that you carve are like big triangles.
Speaker 1: Art is meant to be whatever you want it to be.
Speaker 1: You can do a sort of cartoon version of me.
Speaker 1: This music sounds like we're at a funeral.
Speaker 2: All right. I'm doing the carvingka and then so we
Speaker 2: have a two minute timer to actually carve the basket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're doing the drawing. You mean well, you're doing
Speaker 1: the drawing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not carving. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Okay, can you give me a look? Can you look
Speaker 1: towards me? I haven't said this before. You're beautiful?
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: You're covered in a thin layer of sweat right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, your eyes beady like a rat.
Speaker 2: I beg your pardon. Can we get rid of this
Speaker 2: violin music? Thank you so much. Andre.
Speaker 1: That's enough? All right, I don't know I'm going to
Speaker 1: do the hair. I'm gonna work it out. Are you ready,
Speaker 1: because I've got I've come very prepared for Halloween. I've
Speaker 1: got everything you'd ever need. What do you mean well
Speaker 1: with the timer? It's fully prepared. I can't prepare everything.
Speaker 2: It's two minutes on the clock to carve this pumpkin,
Speaker 2: to try and make it look like each other.
Speaker 1: Correct, So if anything. You just don't have to touch
Speaker 1: yours and let's bang on. Looks just like me. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah, chencils in hand? Yep, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: going to start the timer. Three two one, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 1: Okay ooh.
Speaker 2: This timer is very like making it sound like it's
Speaker 2: more intense than it is. It's like the Bachelorette all
Speaker 2: over again. Oh my god, it's not.
Speaker 1: Don't rush, don't hurt yourself. Don't.
Speaker 2: I've only got two minutes.
Speaker 1: So what you should do is you should cut and
Speaker 1: then you should This is not easy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I will help you.
Speaker 2: How it's making me so nervous. Oh god, it's not
Speaker 2: even hollow.
Speaker 1: Both of my eyes are.
Speaker 2: Out, it's not even hollow. There's pumpkin guts all through it, yucky,
Speaker 2: just like me. I hate pumpkin. Yeah, there's not actual
Speaker 2: contents in there, just a lot of muck and go.
Speaker 2: That's like your brain looks Voldemort.
Speaker 1: Hey, not intentionally, all right.
Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me, for the love of God
Speaker 2: with that earlier.
Speaker 1: That was you, that was me, That was my count
Speaker 1: impression from Sesame Street ah a going.
Speaker 2: Up the pumpkin all over my shirt. I, oh, dear, idea.
Speaker 1: I'm changing utensils?
Speaker 2: What what? What?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Why are you bashing me?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Why are you using that instead of.
Speaker 1: An Just trust me?
Speaker 2: I don't ship to much time left?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Oh I hate this challenge?
Speaker 1: What do you hurt the man? He thought, don't make
Speaker 1: him mad?
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this is really difficult, my risks, I thought, well,
Speaker 2: flashback what nothing?
Speaker 1: Flashpec to ween?
Speaker 2: Nothing. I think it's us No, nothing, not, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I think it's your hair.
Speaker 2: I can't get it out. Oh god, I'm going to
Speaker 2: bash it with a thing. Okay, No, no, God, that
Speaker 2: was very dramatic. Why did you do that to me?
Speaker 1: My heart?
Speaker 2: My heart breaks way up?
Speaker 1: Oh what you had fresh punkin before? It's delicious?
Speaker 2: No, it's rank. I hate pumpkin in general.
Speaker 1: All right, on three turn and it should be like
Speaker 1: looking into a mirror. One two three A.
Speaker 2: You've made me look really cranky.
Speaker 1: Listeners at home, that is a very good impression.
Speaker 2: See what I was trying to do here was I
Speaker 2: was going to cut the mouth out and then repurpose
Speaker 2: that bit of pumpkin as your quiff. But it fell
Speaker 2: in when I was trying to cut it out, and
Speaker 2: so true to life, much like you would with food
Speaker 2: in your mouth, refusing to let go of it. You're
Speaker 2: clinging onto that food for dear life, like it's the
Speaker 2: most precious thing you've ever encountered. It won't come out.
Speaker 2: That's not a bad No, it's out.
Speaker 1: Oh that was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pumpkin actually.
Speaker 1: Looks like, oh my god, I have my permission.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: That actually looks a lot like me.
Speaker 2: You've got a quiff, all right, cookie.
Speaker 1: Run the people through what it looks like. It's an
Speaker 1: audio medium.
Speaker 2: I just explained that. And also this is going to
Speaker 2: be up on our Instagram and faithbook, right, yes, at
Speaker 2: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Now, the thing is, I think you've lost points because
Speaker 1: there's just no nose, and I've got quite well, I've
Speaker 1: gotten to everything. I'll start mine. What I've done for
Speaker 1: yours is I try to tried to emulate your sort
Speaker 1: of dead behind the eye. Look you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: sort of I beg your cold, cold demeanor. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: but beautiful and warm on the inside. That's the point.
Speaker 1: Stop working, I guess you can. We've done. Now. What
Speaker 1: I've done for you is the high eyebones. Did you
Speaker 1: see that you've got like cheekbones quite high. That's why
Speaker 1: I've made you ryes quite high. Up You've got quite
Speaker 1: high cheekbones at the compliment. Sadly, the haggard smile is
Speaker 1: true to life. There's a scowl that's sort of set
Speaker 1: in stone, constant day by day, Monday through Sunday.
Speaker 2: I don't look thrilled there, you really don't.
Speaker 1: The nose isn't accurate, it's a bit big. But I
Speaker 1: think overall we'll let Instagram decide what who won.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's pretty clear to both of us who won,
Speaker 2: not me. Wof you've done too di wise that I
Speaker 2: got to Mitch Cheery tutorials and both have been epic failed.
Speaker 2: You literally choked on the rooster role and this looks
Speaker 2: like roadkill. Well, I hope you're proud of yourself.
Speaker 1: Well, I am proud of myself. I'm happy with this effort. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well to go though, Okay, we'll put this on our
Speaker 1: Instagram at couple of mitches. We'll put both of them up.
Speaker 1: You can compare, you can vote on there. Hey, it's
Speaker 1: been a real pleasure. What a great show.
Speaker 2: Happy Halloween to that.
Speaker 1: You've got guts all over your hands.
Speaker 2: I do I don't like this at all. I've got
Speaker 2: between the red rooster and the pumpkins I've just covered
Speaker 2: in remnant.
Speaker 1: Also, I've leant on the desk here to sort of
Speaker 1: move my body weight up, and I feel like we
Speaker 1: broke something when we dropped the two plo.
Speaker 2: Through the desk here in Kylon daki Oth Radio studio
Speaker 2: is now teetering not good. Maybe next week on the show,
Speaker 2: that could be a doy how to repair the studio.
Speaker 1: Watch some YouTube to talk good. Next week on the show,
Speaker 1: my delivery should be here. So I got a notification.
Speaker 1: If this is a throwback to episode one or two,
Speaker 1: I can't even remember.
Speaker 2: I think it's true been a running thing on the
Speaker 2: show here because in episode one I told you that
Speaker 2: I have a tape measure from Ali Express that only
Speaker 2: cost me. Was it fifty two per cent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fifty three fifty two cents?
Speaker 2: And I said, my question was, how the hell did
Speaker 2: that make anyone money? Because fifty two cents including postage,
Speaker 2: that's literally it would have cost way more than that
Speaker 2: to make the tape measure.
Speaker 1: Surely everyone's at a loss.
Speaker 2: And then you said you could find something even cheaper
Speaker 2: than that, and I.
Speaker 1: Have rubbish, but there's something wrong.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: I've been sent some notifications from the company that are
Speaker 1: posting it, and there are some weird There are some
Speaker 1: weird things in it. That's very odd.
Speaker 2: Some weird things in the package.
Speaker 1: Now in the notifications, they're saying your order of value
Speaker 1: dot dot dot and it's a lot higher than I paid.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, well are you even sure that?
Speaker 1: Basically, well, I haven't opened it, I haven't touched it,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to bring it in and let you
Speaker 1: open it because I think you're gonna love it. You're
Speaker 1: actually gonna enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Okay, how big is the package?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it something functional? For thirty nine cents?
Speaker 1: One huntre you are going, I think this will be
Speaker 1: one of the best presents you've ever received in your life.
Speaker 2: The only clue you gave me was that I have
Speaker 2: one of these in my bedroom. Yeah, and you would,
Speaker 2: But this is the version of that. And I've been
Speaker 2: looking around my bedroom for weeks on end. That's how
Speaker 2: long it's taken to post this ship, and I cannot
Speaker 2: find anything like.
Speaker 1: Hey, sirih, can you get car deal?
Speaker 2: Does?
Speaker 1: I don't have an answer.
Speaker 2: To that, as well as that next week on the show,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be bringing back talkback tings. I bring
Speaker 2: the little bits of gold that I overhear and when
Speaker 2: I'm listening to talkback radio, this time it's the John
Speaker 2: Laws special this time. He's been in radio longer than
Speaker 2: dinosaurs have been extinct, and he's quite a cranky bar
Speaker 2: set at times. He's prone to a bit of an outburst,
Speaker 2: and we're going to be listening to some of them.
Speaker 2: A right fun alright, seven leave us a review.
Speaker 1: Of course, you guys are coming in hot and heavy.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Five stars keeps us on the air. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: we're not on the air, but I we'll be back
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: You that's a good point. Actually, does this counter as
Speaker 2: being on the air because it's not actually broadcast, it's
Speaker 2: on the stream. We're in the cloud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we should coin that for the podcast world.
Speaker 2: We're on the cards. Should and in your back announce
Speaker 2: or something like that should be met on the cloud.
Speaker 1: We'll got t shirts, write and everything. All right, this
Speaker 1: week I'm the cloud. I'll leave us a review and
Speaker 1: we'll see you then.
Speaker 2: Oh god, we're going to be back on the cloud
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: Sounds like we're doing Heroin Man.
Speaker 4: We'll get back on the cloud next week more of
Speaker 4: the Cloud ship Man, which gets anyway, then we should
Speaker 4: go see it.
Speaker 3: Just move, don't forget to subscribe and leave a review
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Speaker 1: Up.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is our secret segment. Everyone welcome. I hope
Speaker 2: to go on. Anyone that's listened to the secret segment
Speaker 2: before hasn't told anyone about it. So how this works
Speaker 2: is we just pop in after the show is officially
Speaker 2: wrapped and we just talked shit aimlessly, nothing planned, nothing structured.
Speaker 2: And my hope is that no one listens because I
Speaker 2: worry that it's going to influence their opinion on the
Speaker 2: show overall. But this happens to be your favorite segment.
Speaker 1: Well, the rules are that you cannot review a based
Speaker 1: on this segment unless it's good, So you're leaving a.
Speaker 2: Rating on the podcast that is about to be based
Speaker 2: on the actual show. I mean, if you enjoy this more,
Speaker 2: I do this five.
Speaker 1: Stars of every abrief, I have to press that.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's called ad debrief, as we both have an
Speaker 2: inability to focus, and we.
Speaker 1: Just debrief on things that this show is. You know,
Speaker 1: we plan content ahead of time, believe on not a
Speaker 1: lot of this we discuss at length.
Speaker 2: And we need pumpkins did and just grow with exactly right.
Speaker 1: And and this is where we get to debrief, talk
Speaker 1: about some personal stuff to Rey fun you get to
Speaker 1: know us a bit more.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's that personally we just carry
Speaker 2: on like idiots. That's us though, that is true, that's
Speaker 2: so personal.
Speaker 1: There's a button I've got to press, you know what
Speaker 1: it is? There we go they just activated the live
Speaker 1: tweets that come in during the show, and or we.
Speaker 2: Got one already.
Speaker 1: You know what, as soon as we turn it on,
Speaker 1: the tweets fled through hot and heavy.
Speaker 2: Tell surely at some point you're going to stop finding
Speaker 2: this gag funny. The fact that you can't live tweet
Speaker 2: a podcast while we're recording, because it's not broadcasting live.
Speaker 2: No one's here.
Speaker 1: It's to you. Countless times people tweet at us twenty
Speaker 1: four seven in the hopes we are on and these
Speaker 1: people just have caught us at a good time. Gladys
Speaker 1: bear a jeckly out shout girl love the light rail.
Speaker 1: Let me we'll read one out. So we got a
Speaker 1: couple going on. Matta Matt Ta tat Matta tat, which
Speaker 1: I think is a Pokemon reference for rat a tat. Matt.
Speaker 1: Let us know, Matt says. Matt says, hey, fellas ichim
Speaker 1: for churity to read out, when did I.
Speaker 2: Are you not making this one up?
Speaker 1: None of them are made up, but no, this one is.
Speaker 1: You can see.
Speaker 2: Oh look and this actually came through when.
Speaker 1: He says, Matty to tat, Matty ta tat, Matty Tat tat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, okay.
Speaker 1: Matti Tat tat followed me. Very nice guy followed him back,
Speaker 1: very handsome, Hey, fellas ijim for churity to read out.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or does Mitchell Coombs have the
Speaker 1: most delightful and relatable pitchy and lispy voice that you
Speaker 1: can listen to all day?
Speaker 2: Subscribe?
Speaker 1: First of all, you can tell us listen to a
Speaker 1: couple of episodes. I love that. Second, I want to
Speaker 1: kiss us. There was a biting there?
Speaker 2: What was it again? He said? The most chy?
Speaker 1: He called you lispy.
Speaker 2: I have a list like that's just saying the obvious.
Speaker 1: True. I guess that's like call me handsome, he says.
Speaker 1: Does Mitchell Coombs have the most delightful and relatable pitchy
Speaker 1: and lispy voice that you can listen to all day. Well, fuck,
Speaker 1: what am I just sweet?
Speaker 2: You've got a radio voice. People have heard your voice
Speaker 2: a million times, Graham or Graham, I'm pitchy and lispy.
Speaker 1: Apparently your voice is different, which I like, which I
Speaker 1: really enjoy.
Speaker 2: Oh well that's very sweet, Matt, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got another one coming through.
Speaker 2: It is the same Matt that asked us to give
Speaker 2: a birthday shout out.
Speaker 1: Ummm I think so, yes this.
Speaker 2: One, yeah Mattie. Yeah, well, happy thirty fifth birthday, Matt.
Speaker 1: Bego Matt.
Speaker 2: Fuck, why are you panicked about his age so much?
Speaker 1: Hope he's got super in line.
Speaker 2: Thirty five is not.
Speaker 1: That old in.
Speaker 2: Twenty nineteen, now that you can't climb.
Speaker 1: All the room, I think that's great.
Speaker 2: Thanks Matt. Thank you for complimenting my voice. It used
Speaker 2: to be something I was insecure about, but not anymore.
Speaker 2: Said my own work too much numb to my voice.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I think you've got a very
Speaker 1: unique voice. And this is normally where the co host
Speaker 1: would respond to a compliment me with another one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not how it works. Someone read in fan
Speaker 2: mail for me. I don't have to fucking write it
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll have you know, but I've got fan mail too.
Speaker 1: Go on, I got one more from soaps one two
Speaker 1: three two one, which is not made up. That's actually
Speaker 1: her name, she says. Ah, we've got requests, which I
Speaker 1: think is very exciting because it was the first sound
Speaker 1: effect request, and you and Janna, the team and the
Speaker 1: listeners everyone sort of made me feel so self conscious.
Speaker 1: Oh the sound effects is stupid, They're dumb. Well, I've
Speaker 1: got sound effect requests, and ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: I forgot you've asked for them. Why did you ask
Speaker 2: for them? Don't encourage in people.
Speaker 1: Aha, it means that my effect and my influence is working.
Speaker 1: So ladies and gentlemen, for the very first iGEM sound
Speaker 1: effect request, it is. That's a cash retist asked for that.
Speaker 1: I just already said her name. Remember, so it's one
Speaker 1: two three two ones. You left it as a review
Speaker 1: on podcasts?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that you asked people to leave
Speaker 2: them as a review. I thought you said Twitter. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but that's fine. That works. The next review,
Speaker 2: the next review.
Speaker 1: Do you know that song. It's like, all I want
Speaker 1: to do is, hey, you very similar to that?
Speaker 2: Why are you playing that?
Speaker 1: That's what the song does. All I want to do
Speaker 1: is what they.
Speaker 2: Got to do with the cash bed did stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what she wants. That's how the song goes. It goes.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is that's the song? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you I heard it since some dog Millionaire?
Speaker 2: No, because I'm very confused. Do you think that a
Speaker 2: machine gun and a cash red through is the same thing?
Speaker 2: Because they don't sound the same. That's very good.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you want me to be PC and
Speaker 1: get a stunt gun?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know why there was a chorus of life.
Speaker 2: I stop playing like dark shit. In this section of
Speaker 2: the podcast, what's something wholesome you did this week? I'm
Speaker 2: going to light in the mood because I'm thinking of
Speaker 2: you playing like bullets and killing animals and stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, we'll play something new tunes. Ask ready, there's
Speaker 1: a bit of fun. I got one more. There's one
Speaker 1: more request really one podcast? Yes, Hi Connor h nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six, he says, live tweet and no we're not supposed.
Speaker 2: To really yes he does. Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 1: The name of the review gave us five stars. Thanks
Speaker 1: conn He says, Hi, funny, he's good. I need to
Speaker 1: get that back. I don't know someone doing it. Hi,
Speaker 1: it's I can just record it.
Speaker 2: Hi, just move on.
Speaker 1: I know we're not supposed to include add brief in
Speaker 1: the reviews, but Mitch Cherry playing with the sound effects
Speaker 1: gets me every time. So nice, Thank you, Conny.
Speaker 2: You're going to use that as ammunition to keep doing it?
Speaker 1: Did you say ammunition?
Speaker 2: I watch out?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Damn, that is so dark.
Speaker 1: Sorry, they're blakes. He has checked reviews.
Speaker 2: That's so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting up to one hundred. Um. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to spell it though. Hold on, all right,
Speaker 1: I got it, can't He got his second request for Connor.
Speaker 1: That's not my Yeah, it's an orangutang. Thanks's requested the
Speaker 1: same thing, different color.
Speaker 2: There you go, con Well done. God, this is how
Speaker 2: this show is going to work.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: People to send you dumb sound effects to annoy me with.
Speaker 1: I think it's a really good time to mention that
Speaker 1: every year twelve orangutangs are killed by palm oil, not
Speaker 1: the oil themselves. The oil doesn't get thrown at them.
Speaker 1: The oil is taken from their trees that they sleep in,
Speaker 1: live in, celebrate birthdays in. And I just think we
Speaker 1: need to take a moment to recognize that orangutangs our ancestors.
Speaker 2: Are you taking the piss out of animal cruelty? Again?
Speaker 2: I feel like you've got to see it away from animals.
Speaker 2: People hate you after their budgy thing.
Speaker 1: That can I just say, do not turn that on me.
Speaker 1: That is true. Palm oil is killing orangutangs, and I
Speaker 1: want to bring attention to it.
Speaker 2: You've never ever brought attention to this. And you played
Speaker 2: a violin sound effect, so I assume you were taking
Speaker 2: the piers.
Speaker 1: Not taking the piss. The sound effect just helped.
Speaker 2: Okay, you've made your point, then.
Speaker 1: Thank you. The budgy thing was not me. It was Jenna.
Speaker 2: Those who don't know what we're talking about. Back in
Speaker 2: episode five, literally the most recent one before this, you
Speaker 2: were going to get me to do a prank call
Speaker 2: and I was not allowed to know who that person
Speaker 2: was until you started dialing already, so I had to
Speaker 2: wing it. And then you handed me a poster of
Speaker 2: a missing budget and said this is who we're calling
Speaker 2: while it was dialing, and I said no, absolutely, I
Speaker 2: bought get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: I'd like to clear the air on that, because I've
Speaker 1: had a couple of messages myself.
Speaker 2: We've gotten a lot of the responses to that were mixed.
Speaker 2: People understood your point of view, they thought it was funny,
Speaker 2: and then other people saw my point of view and
Speaker 2: were like, that's fun.
Speaker 1: We and I would never have let that go to air.
Speaker 1: That was never going to go to air.
Speaker 2: Why did you do it then?
Speaker 1: Because we knew it would have got the reaction out
Speaker 1: of you that it did, and it was perfect. It
Speaker 1: was like giving taking candy from a baby. I got
Speaker 1: exactly what I wanted.
Speaker 2: I think that's a very clever pr spin on your part.
Speaker 2: That's a load of shit, But sure, let's move on.
Speaker 2: We'll say that that was what you wanted to happen.
Speaker 1: That is what I wanted to happen.
Speaker 2: I got a message from my next door neighbor, Joanne
Speaker 2: back in Bogan game yeah and goes he clearly doesn't
Speaker 2: understand the combs of love for animals. I'm glad you
Speaker 2: didn't go ahead with that prank.
Speaker 1: Call Oh, I haven't. I don't want any harm caused
Speaker 1: against any animals. Ever, I'm a beautiful animal person and
Speaker 1: an animal lover.
Speaker 2: I love that you don't have to justify that, because
Speaker 2: if you listen back to basically every show we've done,
Speaker 2: there's been some sort of reference to like you've played
Speaker 2: a gun sound effect and then a cat's sound effect
Speaker 2: or something, and it's like, let's just see you away
Speaker 2: from that.
Speaker 1: Plea, that's ridiculous. It's this is fair.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Like I said, something wholesome that happened from the
Speaker 2: week to lift the mood away from animals and your
Speaker 2: hate for them.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I was sitting in my car a notification
Speaker 1: and I think, you know what, I'm fine, this is
Speaker 1: what happens. I'm driving. I got car play driving that
Speaker 1: pisces me off. In the middle of a song, hear like, oh,
Speaker 1: dance for me, dance for me, dance for me. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: I hate that. How CarPlay does that? Do you feel
Speaker 1: the same?
Speaker 2: Isn't that what car Play's for?
Speaker 1: But I don't want the notification.
Speaker 2: I don't think mine does do that. Actually, it just
Speaker 2: says on the screen that I've got one.
Speaker 1: That's what I want, But mine comes up and plays.
Speaker 2: Just put your phone on silent, idiot.
Speaker 1: Is that what it done is that I know it's
Speaker 1: it does, but does it silent the car?
Speaker 2: I think so, because in mine never goes off.
Speaker 1: There you go, Ladies and gentlemen. That is the end
Speaker 1: of my qualm.
Speaker 2: That's not wholesome. That's you bitching about you. You're not
Speaker 2: liking your car. Bloody technology. Like first of all, problem,
Speaker 2: I can't win when I try to say the Ranger tings.
Speaker 2: I can't win when I try to talk about technology.
Speaker 2: I'm silentced. I feel like Juliana Sanche. I said, tell
Speaker 2: me something wholesome that happened in your week, and you said, well,
Speaker 2: my fucking car play is no goods.
Speaker 1: Because it's all I had. I got a lovely romantic
Speaker 1: gesture done for me.
Speaker 2: Stop it, and you're going to need to. Can you
Speaker 2: delete sound effects after you've used them? Yeah, because it's
Speaker 2: not just the sound effects that pieces me off. It's
Speaker 2: the fact that you have like four well.
Speaker 1: I think they're not anymore. Let's go the phones, because
Speaker 1: you can take live calls here. Let's go to Julie.
Speaker 1: She's hung up. She's not there, she's hung up. It's
Speaker 1: a shame.
Speaker 2: But enough with the sound effects.
Speaker 1: That's Cozantina the magician, It is, What the hell does
Speaker 1: he have to say? He didn't tweet his rabbit from
Speaker 1: his act, jumped on the phone and it just sent
Speaker 1: out like a whole bunch of characters. But we have
Speaker 1: a live call coming through. I want you to just
Speaker 1: believe that we have the opt take life calls.
Speaker 2: Hello, what was that?
Speaker 1: I was just a live call someone asking about our weeks?
Speaker 2: Was that actually we don't have permission to use their voice?
Speaker 2: We don't legally, No, because we actually are here at
Speaker 2: a radio station. Did you actually answer that call?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Should take it again?
Speaker 2: No, because I'm not allowed to do it.
Speaker 1: Can you please just bleep it? People listening now and go,
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder what that person said.
Speaker 2: Just do it that you went? Can't I meant to
Speaker 2: bleep this way? Word?
Speaker 1: Please? Do please do that?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Hey, so talk to me. You had a very eventful weekend.
Speaker 2: I've heard well, I know, and it's only Saturday. I'm
Speaker 2: already exhausted.
Speaker 1: Well, the amount of times you've complained about a child
Speaker 1: this weekend's had a character for you. We've seen Billy Elliott, right, I.
Speaker 2: Don't say that that makes me something going to ask.
Speaker 1: You called me, and the first thing you said was
Speaker 1: I never.
Speaker 2: Thought i'd slander a kid, But here I go, that
Speaker 2: never happened. You when you're embellishing, I just said that.
Speaker 2: I went okay. So for content, Billy Elliott, the music
Speaker 2: all that, my sister saw it on an excursion what
Speaker 2: like years ago. It was in town, right, not now, you.
Speaker 1: Fuck, She's an adult with kids.
Speaker 2: It's quarterback story, right, And she brought home the soundtrack
Speaker 2: and I played the soundtrack on CD, and I like
Speaker 2: cherish it like. I loved it so much. I listened
Speaker 2: to it all the time, and then I'd watched Billy
Speaker 2: Elliott on YouTube at home because I never saw it.
Speaker 2: She was on a Sydney excursion. And now that it's
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen it's come back to Sydney, I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is my time. I'm gonna love this. I'm going to
Speaker 2: be so emotional the whole time. I'm going to like
Speaker 2: just adore every second of seeing this musical in the
Speaker 2: flesh after all these years of loving it from afar
Speaker 2: and I just think, obviously I put a lot of
Speaker 2: expectation on it, so they were under pressure from me.
Speaker 2: But the particular Billy that I saw, like I said
Speaker 2: to you, was not great, and they clearly cast him
Speaker 2: for his dancing, which he can do well. But he's
Speaker 2: singing no good and so some of my favorite numbers.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But how old do you think Billy
Speaker 2: Elliott is in the movie I saw.
Speaker 1: The original Billy Elliott when your sister was on the
Speaker 1: school excursion with my in.
Speaker 2: The movie, how old do you think the Billy Elliott?
Speaker 1: Oh? Like preteen, like thirteen, maybe twelve?
Speaker 2: Even then I thought he was like fourteen, really yeah,
Speaker 2: But in the musical, I swear this kid I saw
Speaker 2: had just come from crage like he was like six.
Speaker 2: He was so young, so young, and I just wasn't
Speaker 2: I just he didn't nail the numbers I wanted him
Speaker 2: to nail. And I was a little bit disappointed. And
Speaker 2: then I went back two nights later, this Billy was
Speaker 2: a little bit better, but still not. I'm a tough mark,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that was he still an infant. I
Speaker 2: don't know. They seemed so much younger than I thought, really,
Speaker 2: because I always said that Billy Elliott was my gay
Speaker 2: awakening movie, right, well, you know what, you know the
Speaker 2: scene in Billy Elliot where Michael and Billy kiss each
Speaker 2: other on the cheek. Yes, I remember as a youngster
Speaker 2: being like, oh kissing kissing other boys. I would never
Speaker 2: want to do that, But then I couldn't start thinking
Speaker 2: about it. It was my gay awakening movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so then I saw them on stage and
Speaker 2: I'm like, there eight, they're too young to be kissing.
Speaker 2: It's a face. No, it is weird to watch almost.
Speaker 1: So you walk into the theater, you have your more teasers.
Speaker 1: God bless. Yeah, it's probably a pump water because I
Speaker 1: know you love to hydrate and you've been probably been
Speaker 1: at the gym. You excuse me, sorry, excuse me, got
Speaker 1: your nice jeans on the very tight excuse me, sorry,
Speaker 1: squeeze pas, sorry, excuse me. There's sixty two big Yeah,
Speaker 1: sit down, and what's starting? Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Billy Elliott.
Speaker 2: Pretty much. Yeah, he was so young. I also, I
Speaker 2: also have this thing where I buy the program to
Speaker 2: every musical I go to. That's nic I've got this
Speaker 2: giant stack of the program. Yeah, and I was looking
Speaker 2: through this program and I saw something that I thought
Speaker 2: was a little odd. So it's got all the carts
Speaker 2: and characters, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yes, that woman. Yet she plays
Speaker 2: the grand.
Speaker 1: And headshots of them they're professional headshots. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, he plays Missus Wilkins. She
Speaker 2: plays Missus Wilkins, she plays the gram Yep, he plays Tony.
Speaker 2: That that guy plays Billy Elliott. Yeah, dead mom is
Speaker 2: how they've credited it. Just I'm looking at the program
Speaker 2: and the role of dead mom. That's how they credited it.
Speaker 1: Not Billy.
Speaker 2: Obviously, Billy Elliott's mom is passed in this storyline, but
Speaker 2: they just credit her not as Billy's mother or mom,
Speaker 2: just dead mom.
Speaker 1: Oh that's such a harsh.
Speaker 2: Way of crediting that character.
Speaker 1: It's almost like they gave the intern the job of
Speaker 1: writing the descriptions and he's like, oh, we've got Billy
Speaker 1: Elliott all right, everyone hometime, shit the mom. What's the
Speaker 1: mom's name?
Speaker 2: Does she have a name?
Speaker 1: No, she's dead, isn't she? Yeah, dead mom. That's awful.
Speaker 2: But imagine if in every show or film or whatever
Speaker 2: that there was a dead character, that's how they credited it.
Speaker 2: Like in the last Harry Potter, right, Dumbledore is dead,
Speaker 2: so they just put him in the end credited dead Dumbledore.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I can't believe I credited her
Speaker 2: as dead mom.
Speaker 1: That's a river or Harry Potter dead dead Potter parents
Speaker 1: they called Jane and.
Speaker 2: Dead James and dead Lily.
Speaker 1: Is it Lily not the girl of Modern Family.
Speaker 2: No, it's Lillian, I said, James and Lily, right Lily.
Speaker 1: It's almost like Den Dobby. We're going down Marry bott Engine.
Speaker 1: Who else has died? Oh? From mac Gray's Anatomy that
Speaker 1: dead doctor, dead good looking doctor.
Speaker 2: I'm struggling to think of films where people have died.
Speaker 1: We're almost like if it's just more b and.
Speaker 2: The role of and in the film Titanic, Leonardo DiCaprio
Speaker 2: will be playing the role of dead Jack.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's almost a role that's quite sad, all like
Speaker 1: there's a misery around it, Like for Finding Nemo, you
Speaker 1: could be.
Speaker 2: Lost Fish, missing Nemo, missing Clownfish. And then there is
Speaker 2: a scene in the opening of Finding Nemo where he's dead.
Speaker 2: Mum makes an appearance.
Speaker 1: Mummy, I want to see toy story. Don't you mean
Speaker 1: a live toys real cowboy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they clarify a live Billy Elliott alive my.
Speaker 1: Dead mom barely alive Uncle.
Speaker 2: Trocious the car's lips online here. Look it even says
Speaker 2: it on the website. Dead Man's Daniel Everett. She plays
Speaker 2: the role of dead mom.
Speaker 1: Mom forward slash ensembles, so.
Speaker 2: When Mom's not dead, she's alive in the background.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely awful.
Speaker 2: I did think that was odd. I actually should should
Speaker 2: have done that as an Is it just me? Is
Speaker 2: it just me? It was just a really weird thing
Speaker 2: to put in a program.
Speaker 1: That's no good. It belongs in ad deb How do
Speaker 1: you talk about someone that's past? You go talking about
Speaker 1: the past tense, because like if you know some say,
Speaker 1: for example, Jonathan's past, you know Jonathan has some nice jackets.
Speaker 1: Do you say Jonathan had some nice jackets?
Speaker 2: Or you might say, oh, there's some leftover jackets from
Speaker 2: the John. That's leftover jackets of John's Yes, dead John dead?
Speaker 1: Oh dear John? Who else has died?
Speaker 2: I want to think of some good did John die?
Speaker 2: And did John?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 2: John dead? Dear John?
Speaker 1: I loved you know what I loved about that Bambie.
Speaker 2: That dead dear. It's just so aggressive. I can't read
Speaker 2: the word dead before someone's name, but without it being
Speaker 2: shouted at me. Dead Man.
Speaker 1: I loved the latest season of Strange spoiler or what
Speaker 1: I've loved the langest latest season of Stranger Things where
Speaker 1: they had that dead police officer. Awful?
Speaker 2: Oh god, what else is dead man?
Speaker 1: I don't know about ship. Someone's got us again? How exciting?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Michelle Everett the dead.
Speaker 2: Mam Danielle Ever.
Speaker 1: I tried. I tried. Twitter audience is savage, especially towards
Speaker 1: me anytime I shade you, because you've got the podcast
Speaker 1: fan base and I've just got the real life.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of a lot of not my cup
Speaker 2: of tea listeners have come across and they still haven't
Speaker 2: quite warm to you because you're sufferable.
Speaker 1: They have, They've warmed to me. They love to give
Speaker 1: me ship like you do because you're you enable them,
Speaker 1: You let them think they can.
Speaker 2: People enable you to they're sending dumb sound effects suggestions.
Speaker 1: Very and keep it coming. The mitches. That's what I
Speaker 1: call my fans, the mitches.
Speaker 2: That's so obnoxious.
Speaker 1: Dirty Mitch, you know what, son of a Mitch's that's
Speaker 1: what they call.
Speaker 2: You know what some of my YouTube fans used to
Speaker 2: call themselves. Oh no, the Honeycombs like honeycomb.
Speaker 1: That's very cay.
Speaker 2: I loved it, but you got it.
Speaker 1: You made that I reckon, No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I've never named be Real.
Speaker 1: Be Real. You've never spoken out this on record because
Speaker 1: you're your public figure, and it's hard to get comment
Speaker 1: from public figures, hardly when bogan Gate happened, because if
Speaker 1: you don't know, Mitch was the famed bogan Gate kid.
Speaker 1: Great video, and I've told you this story. I think
Speaker 1: I even said it one.
Speaker 2: The video of giving a tour of my hometown.
Speaker 1: But it just named bogan Gate.
Speaker 2: And I made it because we did a group of
Speaker 2: Simon at Taye for media, and we made much like
Speaker 2: we have here. We just made a Facebook page. I
Speaker 2: think it was called Steve Ta and Mitch. It was
Speaker 2: like our fake radio show that we did in class funny,
Speaker 2: and we had this Facebook page. You had like twenty followers,
Speaker 2: like our parents and stuff. And they didn't believe me
Speaker 2: when I said I lived in bogen Gate. So when
Speaker 2: I went home for summer, like we'd finish the course,
Speaker 2: I made that video and put it on that page
Speaker 2: just so I could show Stephen and tiare like where
Speaker 2: I actually live and proved to them it's real. And
Speaker 2: then I went to bed and I woke up it
Speaker 2: had like, oh like twenty thousand views. Ah wow, and
Speaker 2: then it just kept growing by the day. It was
Speaker 2: the weirdest experience.
Speaker 1: There's a town with more than five thousand people.
Speaker 2: Well see, I didn't get it because that was my normal,
Speaker 2: but apparently it's There was a weird combination of things
Speaker 2: that made it funny, like the fact that the town
Speaker 2: is unbelievable, that it's so small. I can't believe people
Speaker 2: actually live there, the fact that I was super flamboyant
Speaker 2: and the only game in the village. I didn't I
Speaker 2: didn't get it. I was like, what if everyone seeing that?
Speaker 1: That's my question.
Speaker 2: I showed it to my mum before putting it up,
Speaker 2: and she didn't laugh once. And then as soon as
Speaker 2: they went viral, she goes, oh, it's so zical.
Speaker 1: Send this to me first husband, that was my question.
Speaker 1: Are you actually the only gay person in bogan Gate
Speaker 1: openly gay? Okay, genuinely only openly gay?
Speaker 2: I don't know anything.
Speaker 1: SI so close to Halloween? Have they you it's on
Speaker 1: fear mode as well? I shouldn't do that. Have you
Speaker 1: enabled people that identifies queer in the bone Gate area
Speaker 1: to come out, do you think?
Speaker 2: Not that I know of. But when I was in school,
Speaker 2: my high school, there was no openly gay people. I
Speaker 2: was the only openly gay person there for like three
Speaker 2: months because I came out right towards the end of
Speaker 2: you twelve, right, And now that I'm gone, it's littered
Speaker 2: with so many.
Speaker 1: But that's what I mean, And you might not want to.
Speaker 2: I can't take credit for it, but I do think that,
Speaker 2: like just times change in general.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, but you having you come through
Speaker 1: would do a lot for those kids. All it takes
Speaker 1: is one. All it takes is one. So congratulations for that.
Speaker 1: And that's that's me being serious.
Speaker 2: Thanks. I don't actually know.
Speaker 1: And now it's time to go back to the dogs
Speaker 1: and cats.
Speaker 2: I said, see away from animals. True, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Let's hoip a coin if it lands on head
Speaker 1: more dogs tails not?
Speaker 2: No, no, don't because I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 2: Oh again, I've heard this coin one a million times. Okay,
Speaker 2: now I'm in favor of the requests. I dropped my
Speaker 2: because I need more, Mitch, delete them. Now, everything that
Speaker 2: you've already used. Keep the tweet, that's fine everything, you've
Speaker 2: already get rid of it. Because I'm bloody sick of it.
Speaker 2: Everyone's going to have to send in more suggestions because
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't be fuck send them to you,
Speaker 2: actually send them to send them to your direct so
Speaker 2: I don't know, Mitchy.
Speaker 1: Or just leave it in your review. What are you
Speaker 1: doing this Halloween?
Speaker 2: Nothing? I carved a pumpkin. I've got I've got in
Speaker 2: the spirit. I'm good.
Speaker 1: You'll go home your house. MAT's like, why are you
Speaker 1: covered in sticky?
Speaker 2: I'm not taking this home. That actually got me to
Speaker 2: put that.
Speaker 1: A few away. Yes, you're taking a home and you're
Speaker 1: putting it at your doorstep, and you're putting a photo
Speaker 1: on the Instagram.
Speaker 2: No, I'll just get a photo here in studio. I'll
Speaker 2: put it next to my head.
Speaker 1: If say, for example, you are at home right on
Speaker 1: when is it's going to be Wednesday night?
Speaker 2: If you listen to it Thursday night, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Really?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I don't know. We'll say, for example, you're
Speaker 1: at home and then you're sitting in your bed. Probably
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to shoom. But then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, ship there's kids at the door.
Speaker 2: I've never been tricked or treated ever, No, no one's
Speaker 2: ever knocked on my door.
Speaker 1: And what about in bogan Gate?
Speaker 2: Surely especially Bogan Gate? Why would there be people wandering
Speaker 2: the fucking outback like especially not in this is This
Speaker 2: is drive kilometers to go from half the house.
Speaker 1: This is a trick of treating in ina. Do you
Speaker 1: have any water for the sheep?
Speaker 2: That's dark? Sorry again, steer away from animals. The drought
Speaker 2: is taking its toll on our livestock.
Speaker 1: Okay, you try one ready, safe, Okay. I lived in
Speaker 1: a Sydney suburb quite well off. So how would you
Speaker 1: how would you imagine?
Speaker 2: What do you mean quite well off?
Speaker 1: What how? I'm not christ, I'm soul of the earth.
Speaker 1: I got no money, but the suburb that I was
Speaker 1: surrounded by was rich. I didn't want suburbs. I should
Speaker 1: have clarified that Sylvania Google it it's nothing.
Speaker 2: That's just the Sydney's South.
Speaker 1: I lived in a real normal Aussie home, but we
Speaker 1: lived around the corner from Sylvania Waters, and that was
Speaker 1: like there was a TV series, a reality series called
Speaker 1: Sylvania Waters. Back when I was in Growing Up a
Speaker 1: reality the first ever reality series anyway. So we used
Speaker 1: to walk around the Slvania waters to get the good
Speaker 1: candy because we lived in the shit area. So okay,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you a shot. This is me coming to
Speaker 1: the door in the Southern Shire on Halloween.
Speaker 2: Hi, trickle Trade, it's me mis Jerry. I haven't got
Speaker 2: any candy, but I've got some ech. What absolutely feel
Speaker 2: live in your area?
Speaker 1: Why do I forward announce myself with my first and
Speaker 1: last name.
Speaker 2: Because I wanted to be clear to the listeners that
Speaker 2: I was being not the person answering alright with the
Speaker 2: quarter setup.
Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Hi, it's me Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: If you don't follow me, do it please. I just
Speaker 1: want you to tell me how much you love me.
Speaker 1: I live off gratification. That's my candy coming from you.
Speaker 2: It's fun because I hate like self promo, but when
Speaker 2: it comes to my podcast and stuff like that, I
Speaker 2: self promote.
Speaker 1: The fuck out.
Speaker 2: All shame goes out the window when it comes to that.
Speaker 2: But I would never plug my own Instagram.
Speaker 1: You've gotten to the end of this episode. Please, for
Speaker 1: the love of Christ, tell a friend. Sure, that's all
Speaker 1: I want to say, well, I think that's good. I
Speaker 1: think it's a good post.
Speaker 2: To end it, tell a friend, tell a friend about
Speaker 2: this is Halloween. Turn to your friends that your trick
Speaker 2: are cheating with or whatever you do and say, Brah,
Speaker 2: got a sick podcast for you to listen to.
Speaker 1: You got live tweets and everything. It's a killer. You
Speaker 1: know what you need to do is Halloween. Walk up
Speaker 1: to a front door.
Speaker 2: Why did the my kitchen rules doorbell? Why?
Speaker 1: I forgot about that? Oh well, I guess can't use
Speaker 1: that sound effect anymore.
Speaker 2: Now I leave it in. Now see you and court meneue.
Speaker 2: I've got backups that sounds like mine.
Speaker 1: I pictured it.
Speaker 2: I really I expect to hear my dog barking after that.
Speaker 1: We always we can make that happen.
Speaker 2: Now, have you got a mini fox? Carry you bark
Speaker 2: in that library cross Jack Russell? If possible.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's try this.
Speaker 2: Ready, Oh my god, oh shut up, bandit, sit down.
Speaker 1: I feel like good boy. I feel like someone kicked
Speaker 1: that dog towards the end, ready.
Speaker 2: Would be oh that's okay again, away from animals. Let's
Speaker 2: not do that again.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. That's just what the sound effect.
Speaker 2: But the sound effect did not sound like that, but
Speaker 2: because you said it sounds like a dog being kicked,
Speaker 2: everyone's head when I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: Let's try this.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a dog that sounds overjoyed to see
Speaker 2: someone they love. How much all planting is that.
Speaker 1: There's still a bit of whimpering in it.
Speaker 2: I was about to you're not doing yourself any favors.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've read.
Speaker 2: I told you delete that, you liar.
Speaker 1: I kept it. All right, Let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: It's been a great show, very di y. Look at
Speaker 1: the pumpkin pics on Hey, I'm gonna send your pumpkin picks. Hey,
Speaker 1: send me those pumpkin picks. It's disgusting. It'll all be
Speaker 1: up on the at a couple of at a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You're still struggling with that.
Speaker 1: We're also an iHeartRadio podcast. Just so you no just
Speaker 1: gives a street credit. I mean, okay, alright, you need
Speaker 1: to stop because I don't know when to win.
Speaker 2: All right, we better go hold on. I actually wonder
Speaker 2: if you are capable of wrapping this show up yourself,
Speaker 2: because it always seems to be me that goes all right, guys,
Speaker 2: that's it, all right, bye bye, and then you talk
Speaker 2: a bit more and then I go all right, see,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna think if you were actually capable of wrapping
Speaker 2: it up. Okay, I'm gonna unplug my mic.
Speaker 1: Oh oh shit. Okay, all right, guys, that's enough for
Speaker 1: this week. We are heading out. So this has been
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches. Follow us on socials and we
Speaker 1: will chat with you next week. We'll talk then go
Speaker 1: one mone girl, who is it? That's my auntie, Julie.
Speaker 1: She just joined tweeter igels. If you put a dot
Speaker 1: before you tweet, then it won't be a subtweet. Nice,
Speaker 1: thank you you told me that. Anyway, that's enough for
Speaker 1: the week. Uh joking, all right, I'll see you next week. Bye, guys, Is.
Speaker 2: It just me?
Speaker 3: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
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Speaker 4: What a man?
Speaker 5: It