WEBVTT - #6: DIY Red Rooster 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.680 People do some weird ship. This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:04.640 This is a big one. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:07.800 This is for the girls, this one. Some things make 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:09.119 more sense than the others. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.800 Whimsy lowhand punched in the feast after trying to take 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:15.600 a boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:22.919 I won't be even enjoy the kill. Please yourself for 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:25.680 observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.800 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.960 I see it quite clearly. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:35.599 Get new glasses. Just a couple of mitches said one. 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:38.440 Mitch is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:44.159 Now he is mich Julie and Mitchell coo. You just 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:46.560 chose the worst moment to take a giant bite. 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:47.680 It's a breath moment. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:49.760 Okay, you did that on purpose. 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.080 I'm eating food for a reason. Everyone, I'm not just 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.760 groat you remember when Merlin came out on Big Brother 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:01.440 with his mouth shut. Gretel was similar level of protest. Today, 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:05.280 M'll be eating my favorite fast food red Rooster, all 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:07.920 show out of protest for a very good reason. It's 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.560 a dark time for bred reesa fans like me. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:14.200 Later, all right, he's furious. Plus, it is Halloween this 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.840 week in a couple of days. Well, I love holidays. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.520 Did you see the amount of people in the suburb 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:23.360 trick or treating tonight because time of record for us 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:27.399 today is the Saturday before Halloween, and there's so many 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:27.920 people out. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.280 Are you being serious? Yes, I didn't see any kids. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.200 I didn't know because it's one of those weird ones 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.080 where Halloween's midweek this year. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.680 So they can't get treat I didn't even think of that. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.480 Well, I reckon there still will be people trick or 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.640 treating on the actual night plus the Saturday or Friday after. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:41.600 It's like, when do you do it? 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.440 And also who teas that up? Is like a universal mum. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.600 Group who makes the decisions exactly right? When do we 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.320 trick your treating this year? Listen here, mums. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.680 We're doing it on the Saturday before. We'll push book 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:51.600 club the week after. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.520 Madeline's got dancing on Wednesday night. We just can't do it. 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:56.320 I think it's a Thursday. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:02:00.360 I don't know. Tristan's got physio anyway, it's Halloween Day. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.080 So I thought we do a challenge that I've seen 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.400 floating around, inspired by the Zach Sang show in La 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.880 popular radio show There Radio Guy Love Miss Radio. It's 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.360 called the Jack o'lantin challenge. You don't know what it is, 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.480 so we'll be competing in a Halloween theme challenge at 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.519 the end of the show. Well, can you just maybe 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.760 wait a little bit to just jumping down that chicken? 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:24.400 I'm eating grad roofster throughout the entire note today, but prote. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.040 Okay, Well, why don't I go first with my agem 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.839 while you just suck your fingers the show? 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.800 Each week? Right each? 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:34.440 I like to call them I gems, and they are 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.440 a question that really no one needs the answer. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.000 For, but observations people didn't ask. Correct, That's how we've 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.640 branded it. But yes, we can show with the one 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:42.720 each and we don't know what it is. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:44.800 No, exactly right, we're both a surprises each other. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:48.359 Stuff my faith with the rooster roll while you tell 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:48.960 me what you're doing. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.079 Stuff whatever you want. We'll jump into the first gem 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:51.720 of the show. 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:54.400 Is it just me? 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:01.560 Went on for quite a while. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.760 Sorry, Bradley gets carried away. Sometimes pay him too, that's 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:06.959 good energy? 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:09.440 Is it just me? 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:15.160 Nice? Classic determinute noodles take so much longer than two 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.480 minutes to actually make. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.400 Yeah, I usually I usually allow it solid two thirty 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.280 I will I have two. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:22.600 Noodles a lot on the show that I do at 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.679 radio at night because I can't cook, I'm here late, 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.680 I don't have much time in between songs. Can Billy 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.959 let alone go and make myself and me it's true? 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:31.640 What do you mean barely pooh? Like you were tempted, 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.080 but in the fifty percent like I don't get it. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.880 Well, I've done that before. What is it? 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.480 I don't what Sorry, I'm bogged down on that bogg. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:41.160 Say that I'm half pooh. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:44.240 There's not that's a lot. While you're there, you're made 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:45.640 as well get it over and done with. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.160 You because I hear I know, I've got Shakira and 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.680 then I've got Rihanna, and then so I'll pooh during Shakira. 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:53.120 Then I'm like ill wipe during Rihanna. But sometimes you know, 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.600 there's a lot more volume than expected, so it will 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:57.240 it will take too long, so I'll have to sort 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.839 of get as do a good as job as I can. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.800 That's not why I'm talking. Carry on, two minute noodles 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:06.720 do not do not take two minutes to cook. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:10.240 For some reason, everyone's just universally accepted that it's false advertising. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.920 Exactly. No one, no, one cares and I made two 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.320 minute noodles on my show, and this is what made 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.039 me think of it. And I dove straight in, put 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.200 put the seasoning in, and then I dove in when 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:19.599 I drained the little water off it. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.320 And so you left it for two minutes to actually 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:23.080 two minutes. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.520 Actually two minutes, because I know right left it for 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.599 two minutes, and I go to eat and half of 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:28.520 the strands are. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.320 Still hard, they're still raw. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:32.360 That's not on. So that I thought, well, why don't 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.599 I go to the website and see what they said? 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.440 You thought that I wanted a bit more substance in this. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.640 They've got a common sense and cook them a bit longer. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.080 They've got a whole fact section. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:44.120 And you know fac FAQ, yes, frequently asked question. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:45.359 I had no idea, that's what it meant. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.599 Really, yep, what did you think of what was fac? I 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.920 thought the fact? I thought that was the word fact. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.000 I thought fac was like a word. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.800 It's frequently asked question, okay, and one of them is 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.720 why the fuck is it taking more than two minutes 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:00.680 to cook two minute noodle? 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.400 Correct? Someone says it takes me longer than two minutes 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:04.800 to make the noodles. What am I doing wrong? And 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.359 they said, our advice is as follows, is a couple 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:11.080 one invest in a pressure cooker. Now, Maggie, here's the thing. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.599 If you're making two minute noodles, you're in a very 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.839 certain point in your life where a you can't afford 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:17.400 a pressure cooker. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.239 You're in a certain mindset where you can't be bothered. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.680 Then yep, three, you probably don't even know what a 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:25.400 pressure cooker is. And my uncle uses that all this 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:29.400 family dinner is like a pressure cooker. They said, you 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.120 can pressure cook it for a minute and actually cuts 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.440 it in half. Like, don't try and pretend you do. Favor. 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.400 Then they said, you can boil two hundred mills of 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.800 water on a stovetop and add the noodles in, and 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.880 the boiling water will do it quicker. Then microwaved or 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.760 in the microwave, or just jug water like real boiled 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.760 on a flame will cook it quicker. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.320 No too much effort, tend to I've just operated on 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.719 the assumption that a kettle does boil water boiling exactly 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:55.800 what the hell why does it not? 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.560 Yeah, that's my point. It goes on forever. Anyway. I 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:02.040 found a forum on Reddit and someone. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.599 Says this investigation did you go? Do you don't have 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:05.799 more happening in your life? 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.720 No? No, no, this is this really got me. So this 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:13.240 is Has anyone successfully sued Magie for its claim of 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.480 two minute noodles when it clearly takes longer than that? No? No, no, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.520 no, no no. And someone says, yes, I've taken it to 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:23.120 the district attorney. What and they are yet to respond. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:24.960 That was only a couple of days ago. So clearly 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.680 this is topical. So I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.760 for a response. Anyway, Magie going down. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.680 You should follow these idiots online. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.800 Search a couple of miches you're listening to? 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:40.080 Is it just me? And now I'm hungry? And you 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.400 still body eating every chance you? 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:43.400 Okay, I am. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:44.640 They haven't offered me any yet. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.440 The Red roofs the protest is on the way, people, 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.400 I'll tell you all about it. 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.400 The only thing I will eat from Red Rooster is 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.400 the pineapple fritters. Absolutely. 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.800 Oh, I've got some if you want them, yeah, chuck it. 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.120 Do you not like the chippies? Oh? 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.839 My god, the chips are good, but chips are chips? 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.240 Like you can't get a pineapple fritterer. Anywhere you want 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.320 a pineapple freeder. At midnight on a Thursday, you go 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.600 to Redder Rooster. Oh have you had one of these? Yeah, 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:06.080 of course I have. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:09.239 I'm a massive Red Rooster fanboy. That's why I'm putting 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:10.640 on this big song and dance today. 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.720 It's like deep fried ice cream in a Chinese restaurant. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:15.360 I just need a minute. 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:20.800 It's very greasy. Okay, Halloween coming up, very exciting rhetoruster's 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.040 coming up. You're ready to jump into your region. 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:23.560 Yes, let's get into my Is it just me? 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:26.640 Is it just me? 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:33.520 Would you have absolutely no qualms dating someone who's. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.160 Married, so I would be dating someone who is in 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:37.440 to someone else. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:39.360 Yes. Now, I know this is going to send your 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.320 head into a bit of a spin because you're very 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.680 needy and like paranoid when it comes to like exes 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:47.400 and relationships and stuff like that. But hear me out, 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.040 because I was watching the Bachelorette. Oh there's your first 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:51.720 I'm a little bit behind. This is old news to 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:55.560 some people. But Angie Kent our current bachelorette. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:56.080 Well from goggle Box. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.520 Yes, correct, she was on a date with Carlin and 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.160 then Carlin was his name. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.760 Sounds like a baby from twenty nineteen, Carlin with a 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.520 Z in the middle. Yes, Carlin. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:07.640 Anyway, she was on a date with Carlin and they're 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:12.080 setting this bombshell up like it's going to be absolutely explosive. Right, 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:13.760 this is what happened. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:25.240 I am married, Okay, we've been apart for a year 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.400 and a half, so we're chatting and then all of 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:28.880 a sudden, Carlin. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:32.840 Dropped a huge truth bomb right in my face. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.360 You know, so we filed for divorce and stuff, and 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.280 I suppose that's sort of just the last stage of that, 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:41.880 so it hasn't been final. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.440 Yeah, they haven't even finalized into the divorce. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:47.040 Holy duly. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:51.320 It just really made me start thinking, you know, are 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.800 you ready? Are you here for the right reasons? Sometimes 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:59.480 we do crazy things when we're trying to get over somebody, Jesus. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:02.959 Very dramatic, right, Although all that stuff I know. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:06.319 In the heart rate monitor in the background, I know exactly. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.440 It's not like I was on rbt B B boo 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:09.840 b B. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.160 Very unnecessary if you ask me, because when I heard, oh, 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:16.640 he's still currently technically married, he's not officially divorced yet, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.760 and starting to date again. I was like, that sounds 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:24.880 completely normal to me because my mother, her first husband 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.839 she married when she was only eighteen, turned out to 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:28.760 be a massive mistake. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:30.760 Obviously, country life. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.560 No, this is when she was still in the city, 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:33.600 the city girls. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.240 Sorry, how dare I Jane? Yeah? 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.440 Oh sorry, And it didn't work out. Apparently he didn't 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:38.360 treat her overally nicely. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:39.560 Amen, get out of there, Jane. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.440 How you can be married to my Janey babe and 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.120 not realize the other the luckiest person in the world 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.559 is beyond me. But anyway, she got out of there, 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:49.040 and by the time she started dating Ian, my father, 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:53.560 the second husband, she wasn't officially divorced yet. She was 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:57.720 still technically married to the first husband, and Ian didn't care. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.320 You're an offspring of this exact situation. Yeah. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.320 So when they were acting like it's this massive bombshell 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:05.760 with these absurd sound effects, I was like, calm down, 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.719 it's not that bad. Like I feel like, if you 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.880 add this sound effect to anything, it's going to instantly 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.080 make something sound more extreme than it actually is. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:12.920 Yeah. Exactly. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.520 Oh my god, Mitch, I'm meeting red Rooster right now. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:21.240 I just started typing there's grease on my keyboard, you 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.040 know what I'm saying. Yeah, I know, exactly so unnecessary 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.080 to build it up as though it's such a big thing. Yeah, 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.720 people fall in and out of love, whatever that happens. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:30.960 I don't know why she's like tripping out. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.960 Do you think that she had any involvement in that 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:36.480 being as dramatic as it was, or they told her 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.760 to make a dramatic I mean, you know what. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.200 These reality shows are like, they're heavily produced and edited. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:44.120 But even then, what makes the producers and editors think 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.080 that that's something that's such a bombshell? I bet all 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.280 the people at home were being like, oh, that's shocking. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:52.120 He's not even divorced yet. That's not okay. And it's 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.600 like it happens like you have to be separated for 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:56.480 ages before you can officially get a divorce. 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.600 But imagine being the editor in the editing booth being like, 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.040 this will be great, this will be it's the sound effects, Tim, 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.840 we can put this out of the new ones that 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:06.120 you've made over Christmas, will use them here. Holy dully, 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.160 she said, Holy doolly. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:12.880 Ah week about the big sound effect. It's extreme, but 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:14.360 to me it doesn't seem that extreme. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.480 No, it doesn't at all. Will you and I often 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:17.679 have dramatic moments with each other. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.120 I don't know it. To me, I'm perfectly ration the 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:20.640 little time. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:22.160 I feel like this needs to be our text time. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.400 Just oh, Mitch's just text me not. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.160 But I did don't like the idea of people like 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:28.800 my mother who had been in that situation, sitting at 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.640 home being made to feel bad by sound effects like this. Oh, 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.080 I guess I'm just a slut. Then it's like, no, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.640 it's normal to fall in and out, in and out 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.280 of love occasionally. You know, these things happen exactly. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:41.160 Right, and this isn't happening in real life. The only 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.640 place that this situation happens is on TV shows. You 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.160 don't got to Coles, y'ah, I'll just get my Flybys. Sorry, 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.400 my Flybys buzzer is broken. It's just who doesn't happen 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:51.600 trying to reckon? 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.640 Absolutely imagine that. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.600 Don't not to church on a Sunday. Oh god, my 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.720 donation donations, donation. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:11:59.320 With a collection plant? 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:00.000 Can I just play? 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:00.199 Sorry? 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.680 Let me get my world? Oh no, left it in 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:06.600 the car. Get out of this. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.560 You're listening to is it just me. Don't forget to 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.560 subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.960 Can't think of anything nice to say, Just hit five 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.559 stars and tell them why you'd rather be buried or cremated. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.200 God, I tell you why you'll be body buried soon. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.200 With the amount of body fat gun into your system. 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:29.240 Every sound effect I've played on today's show, you've taken 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.160 it as an opportunity to shove your face full a 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:31.720 red Rooster. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.400 It's getting cold, of course it is. But wait for 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.400 the end of the show. Oh God, I can feel 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.520 the hiccups coming to try to eat it so quickly. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.319 I can see a thin lay of grease on your 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.720 lips forming and salt. That's disgusting. 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.679 Red Rooster chips, I'm sorry. Better than cave see better than. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.160 Maca up there. Caves have the best chips. We can agree. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.840 Rubbish they do cavec do. You're a real Red Rooster fan, 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.040 especially considering they've been put to rest. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.760 Well, that's exactly why I've been eating Red Rooster out 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.439 of protest. Yes, today, I'm finally ready to reveal the reason. 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.680 I saw an article this week that really upset me. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.360 It said red Rooster looks to be in dire straits 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:09.679 as seven more stores suddenly closed down. The branches in 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.920 Queensland were put into voluntary administration, with over one hundred 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:17.280 staff losing their job. Now here's the killer. There are 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.040 fears more stores are on the chopping block as the 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.439 fast food company struggles to compete and stay up to 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:25.640 date with changing consumer preferences. I don't know why consumer's 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.120 preferences are changing. You can't beat this shit. You don't 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:29.760 need to change. 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:34.040 Oh it is chicken though, Yeah, but listen, listen to 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:34.600 you chewing. 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.599 Yeah, all these doores are shutting down at such a 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.160 rapid rate. Yes, none of New South Wales's doores have 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.320 closed down, but all these ones in Queensland. It does 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:45.760 herald the end of red rooster as we know it does. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:46.640 It could be gone. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.360 Now I am not. There was never a red rooster 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.720 in my neighborhood growing up, so it wasn't something I had, 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.520 but I felt for you. Being a country boy, you know, 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.360 red rooster for yours. I lobs the morning for me 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:55.760 growing up. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.200 I know that the weirdest thing about me moving to 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.520 the city because back in the country, red rooster is 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:04.960 considered just as good as all the other fast foods 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.440 like macasin KFC. Right, and then I moved to the 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.480 god awful city of Sydney and the amount of idiots 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:12.040 that have said to me, I've never had red rooster. 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.000 I was so shocked. I thought it was normal for everyone, 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:15.760 but now that it could be gone. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:17.600 But why have red ruster? You can have a porto 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.200 with Perry Perry and a prey Go sauce. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:21.960 Because it's red rooster. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.880 This is the bad. Well, you know what. This just 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.560 goes to show how good a friend I am. I've 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:30.840 been up all night watching YouTube tutorials about how to 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.000 make a rooster roll. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.040 Yes, you said you've tried to comfort me somehow. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:37.040 Because I thought, if you can, if I can get 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.720 you a recipe that you can replicate it at home, 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.840 even though there's no red roosters left, you'll still be 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.080 able to enjoy the taste of whatever the shit that 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:44.280 is that you claim is good. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:47.160 It's like when people build like forts. You know that 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.280 we're preparing for the word. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:49.600 Yeah, yeah, if. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.320 Red rooster heaven, but it does shut down in New 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:52.000 South Wales. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.640 Yeah, I will get. 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.280 Some company out of knowing that you've taught me how 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:56.320 to diy at home. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.240 Yeah. Now, my grandfather used to say, you know, we 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.000 used to make bomb shelters in the playground shelters. Did 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:02.440 you ever get by? And he's like, no, no, we 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.600 played in them. So this is just a safety. This 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.160 is a backup. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:06.800 So I've got you're teaching me how to make a 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:07.480 red rooster roll. 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.600 Well, we've got you've got an actual rooster role there 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.520 to go off. I don't do a little tastest as well, 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:12.560 but I've been to cols. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.840 Hang on, sorry, have you don't had a red rooster? 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.320 Well, I've never had a bullshit, but I want to wait, 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:20.080 do you never mentioned I've never had one? 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.360 The red rooster role is essentially there's a bread roll 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.440 with chicken like barbecue chicken, bit of stuffing in there 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.720 and mayonnaise chicken. It doesn't sound complex, but they must 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.080 do something special. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.240 Almost just heaven. So I hope you don't mind my 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.720 raw fingers because I've just oh my god, it's fine, 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:37.200 we're fine. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.400 Look at you little nigella over there. You've got quite 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:43.360 the setup. It's like a cooking tutorial, all right. At home. 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:47.400 Red rooster roll, the billowing breast as she uses alliteration. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:52.240 Ye, bustling with brown salt diskin. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.960 I just can't believe people who have access to red 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.920 roosters that still haven't tried it. Like, what are you doing? Though? 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.200 This is the nicest thing I ever, don't fear look 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:01.800 at you, my favorite Simith. 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.320 I was inconsolable, Like, it's fine, it's fine, you were 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:05.760 You can prepare for the worst. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:09.240 This is a very good chicken too. Now show me 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:10.960 the role. Is they stuff it or is it stingy? 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:11.920 I reckon, it's stingy. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.000 I thought you're watching YouTube tutorials. Mate. 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.000 Look I've watched jututorials, but I want it. They've got 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:16.680 a real one in front of it. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:17.520 It's chocolate block. 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.360 There's a lot of chicken in that. Okay, that's why 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.400 they go and redundant. They put a whole breast per roll. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.800 Yeah exactly. You wouldn't get that kind of treatment of McDonald's. 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.480 They said seven seven stores have been closed. I'm so 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:33.800 all of them all right. So I've put the chicken 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.800 in the bowl. I'm adding some mayonnaise now in the tutorial. 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.320 In the tutorial, he suggests full whole egg mayonnaise because 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:44.360 there's no there's no recipe online. It's like seven secret 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:47.040 herbs and spices mayonnaise with salt and pepper. So I'm 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:52.080