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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Out hang it after everyone. It is Will and Woody

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Speaker 2: on your Wednesday. Woods very excited about the next guest

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Speaker 2: because it means you and I don't have to talk

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Speaker 2: for the next ten.

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Speaker 1: To fifteen minutes. It's merck what.

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Speaker 2: Just sit back and enjoy the ride. We always accept

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Speaker 2: a chat with you. Mess It's just radio in the

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Speaker 2: world as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. I only come on so I

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Speaker 3: could talk to my shelf. It's like being in my

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Speaker 3: own mind but on radio at the same time. Great

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Speaker 3: to be on the shape boy, Thanks for having.

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Speaker 1: Me, right, it's great to have you.

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Speaker 2: And truly, the only thing that you love more than

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Speaker 2: talking is a drink, and now you've made a business

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Speaker 1: Which I've got to admit a lot of you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the brainstorm was there.

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Speaker 2: You're obviously sitting there absolutely hosed after being axed, and

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Speaker 2: you were like, geez, what can I do? All I

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Speaker 2: know how to do is drink and talk. And now

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Speaker 2: that's what you do.

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Speaker 1: Mary.

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Speaker 2: You tour wineries and people get to go and see

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Speaker 2: stand up comedy. So that's called grapes of mirth, which

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Speaker 2: is a separate thing that you run, but you do

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Speaker 2: this brilliant thing in the Grampions, which look, this is

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Speaker 2: the best time a year to go to the Grampians.

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Speaker 2: Take you to the Grampians grape Escape. They're available at

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Speaker 2: grampions grape escape dot com dot you if you want

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Speaker 2: to go and see mez and drink a whole bunch

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Speaker 2: of wine. It's pretty elite setup, mate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called an Idiot's Guide to Wine because you know,

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Speaker 3: unlike you guys, I've got the first talents. And I mean,

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Speaker 3: I've written a show which is about wine. It's a

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Speaker 3: comedy like a stand up comedy show, but it tastes

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Speaker 3: wines as you go. Every audience member takes six wines

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Speaker 3: six six wines as they go, and at the end

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Speaker 3: of it they've had so much that they believe I'm funny,

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Speaker 3: He's the genius.

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Speaker 4: D Do you have a rule, merk about how much

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Speaker 4: you consume before you do jump up on stage. We

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Speaker 5: Did you have a rule?

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Speaker 3: I am actually very very strict. I only have one

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Speaker 3: be able to feel my own lips. So I actually,

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Speaker 3: in all honesty, I actually don't drink at all. Ever,

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Speaker 3: I just I just want people have to say I

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to you just away from one

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Speaker 2: quickly about Kylie Jenner.

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Speaker 1: So last time we spoke to you, we.

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Speaker 2: Just found out that Kylie Jenner had named her child

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Speaker 2: the same as your little boy.

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Speaker 1: Have listened to this. Kylie Jenner just called her son Wolf. Well,

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Speaker 1: do you know, Kylie Jenner? I thought, is there a

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Speaker 1: way I can make money out of this?

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Speaker 4: Does that take away from the name of your son though,

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Speaker 4: that Kylie Jenning's used Wolf?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it does a little bit, And if anything, I

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Speaker 3: Bit hurt by it, and this is the way I

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Speaker 3: could be compensated with cash. Again, I just thought straight

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Speaker 7: As No, we assumed Mark that you had reached out

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Speaker 7: to Kylie Jenner's people and requested some cash for her

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Speaker 7: taking the name because she has since changed the name

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Speaker 7: of her child.

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Speaker 1: What changed, merit, it's it she's changed. It's now called air.

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Speaker 3: Like that community that wrap. It isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 1: I knew you love that?

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Speaker 2: So anyway, your little boy can can rest. He is

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Speaker 2: no longer sharing the same name as a Jenda baby.

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Speaker 3: Ah No, but I'm going to change his name to mineral.

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Speaker 2: You can't you actually can't beat I was trying to

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Speaker 2: do it that you can't beat anything for like esoterica,

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Speaker 1: And as nebulous as you get, Like that is a shock.

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Speaker 2: He may as well just call you a child like

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Speaker 2: God or just just something super untouchable, like you're just inviting.

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Speaker 1: People to assume that you you are totally vacuous.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, look, you look at the family's history.

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Speaker 3: I think that is actually very appropriate. Effens with your

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Speaker 3: name looks like vacuous because the only the only other

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Speaker 3: too long for us.

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Speaker 1: Name it Grampians.

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Speaker 2: Grape Escape dot com dot au is doing a show

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Speaker 2: Best time at the year to go to the Grampians

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Speaker 2: if you particular, if you're into state and listening to this.

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Speaker 2: I don't think the Grampians get enough of the shout

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Speaker 2: out as it amazing place to go and visit in Australia.

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Speaker 2: They're geologically significant in some way.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure in particular.

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Speaker 2: You probably won't be thinking about that as you getting

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Speaker 2: hosed watching Merrick do stand up.

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Speaker 1: But that's.

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Speaker 3: Good news, boys. I've also got shows in Adelaide and

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Speaker 3: in Sydney. Yeah, we're back on the road again. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Mama needs a new car, so Daddy's got to go

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Speaker 2: That's going to be a bittersweet for you, Like sure,

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Speaker 2: leaving the family, leaving the kids, but ultimately just driving

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Speaker 1: It's still in a bad gig.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty brutal. I'm not going to lie. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I've mastered the matrix code. I figured out what it is.

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Speaker 3: It's leaving your family drinking and having other people listen

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Speaker 3: to your bullshit. I'm in the trifecta of genius.

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Speaker 4: There is that a hard sell to your family when

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Speaker 4: try and explain you know, you need it a couple

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Speaker 3: No, because I tend not to ask an eleven year

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Speaker 3: If you don't like it, that's fine, to get supervise

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Speaker 2: Now me, just before you go, mate, I do want

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Speaker 2: to touch really quickly on jockson Fellow because obviously, tragically

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Speaker 1: And I know you were saying.

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Speaker 2: With this off air before that you actually were really

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Speaker 3: I've known Jock for a long time, as obviously horrific

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Speaker 3: I think a lot of people are. I knew Jock

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can you hear that? Is he can? I

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Speaker 2: Just for the people that obviously don't know him, he

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Speaker 2: But have you got any memories of him that sort

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I'll tell you this through because I don't

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Speaker 3: way of how I remember Jock. I was at dinner

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Speaker 3: nothing here. It's fine. He goes, okay, great, nowhere's at all. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: We're having dinner, and halfway through it, Jock's face just

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Speaker 6: You know this has happened.

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Speaker 3: It was really a great night and a great way

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Speaker 3: to kind of remember his sense of humor, like even

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Speaker 2: Great testament. It sounds like a great memory, mate. Thanks

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Speaker 6: Mary.

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Speaker 1: That's that's awesome man.

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Speaker 2: As I said, I think that's important for people on

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Speaker 2: point that he was a person. You're allegend me. Thanks

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Speaker 2: so much for joining us. It's always great to have

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Speaker 2: you on the show. And good luck, good luck with

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Speaker 2: the tour as always.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, and good luck with your next

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Speaker 3: I don't know you're next challenge. After the Jungle. I

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Speaker 3: think he did a really great job in them. But

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Speaker 3: I was really really impressed. You really really did achieve

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Speaker 3: nothing and it was just brilliant, like literally like nothing.

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Speaker 3: You didn't even win nothing.

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Speaker 6: He took nothing out of the Jungle. Well done. Well,

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Speaker 6: it's great work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, appreciate it. Mane, thank you so much for the

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Speaker 4: com works. Great to know that's been a month away

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Speaker 4: from my family was worth it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you were skinny going in. You didn't

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Speaker 3: of some people do just you literally got nothing out

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Speaker 3: of it. I really admire that. Only well done.

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Speaker 2: What happened when you pretended to be asleep Because I

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Speaker 1: Because I pretended I was asleep.

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Speaker 4: The Mexican standoff, like someone needs to move here, and

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Speaker 2: I think, I know, I think that happens in ordinary households,

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Speaker 2: I hear the front door open, I hear like Sam

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Speaker 5: And here you are on radio, and here you are well.

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Speaker 2: But she came back upstairs, and ultimately I was telling

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Speaker 2: So this is this was a responsible I heard the

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Speaker 2: There was somebody that was trying to break into the house,

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Speaker 1: That you shouldn't that you just shouldn't.

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Speaker 2: So I would loved and open some more people right now,

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Speaker 4: But what was the solution? What did she fight off

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is totally wide.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm jo That was just like there was

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Speaker 2: Down there, and obviously Stevie was going nuts because there

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Speaker 1: There the gate was still open and then rummaged through

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Speaker 2: So I could hear all this and I'm in bed

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Speaker 2: going like, that's the front gate, that's the door.

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Speaker 1: She's running to get a key.

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Speaker 2: I kind of made a deal with myself as I

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Speaker 2: I should probably get up.

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Speaker 5: That That was that was your limit?

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Speaker 5: That was the limit that goes for a weapon.

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Speaker 2: If I know that she's going for a weapon, I'm

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Speaker 2: the sixty percent chance that she was going to be okay, anyway,

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Speaker 2: thirty one I six five anyway, Victoria is called on

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Speaker 9: Yes, I actually pretended to be asleep when I had

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Speaker 9: They're actually eleven months apart. Okay, overnight. My boys were

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Speaker 9: and he did it all the time, never sensed once

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Speaker 10: I don't want to be disturved.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to have a swipe there, Victoria, but

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Speaker 2: I can't. I mean, ultimately, you're only sending your husband

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Speaker 1: I was sending my partner to her death. So I understand.

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Speaker 1: I do. It's just something about it.

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Speaker 2: There's something about it when you're sleeping and you're getting disturbed.

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Speaker 1: It's just the it's the easy option.

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Speaker 2: Like when you're when you are at that zone, if

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Speaker 2: I can just keep my eyes closed, hear you're you're

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Speaker 4: That's not you can't go that far and you're asleep,

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Speaker 4: you haven't. I wish, I wish I could have helped

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Speaker 1: Now and again and again.

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Speaker 2: I would have just taken it to my grave and

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Speaker 2: nobody would have known, all right, Janelle on thirty and

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Speaker 8: Absolutely. It was about twenty fifteen and we're on our

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Speaker 8: And they're going and they're talking talking, voices are starting

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Speaker 8: This is just so awkward. Returned to be asleep, you know, snaw,

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Speaker 8: he goes, Mom, I'm gay.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 8: And then the next day, the next morning, Mum looked like,

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Speaker 8: I don't know, she's just been through World War two

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Speaker 8: because I felt so guilty because I heard all, Oh

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Speaker 8: my god, you heard your brother coming out before it'd

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Speaker 8: even come out to you pretty much, yeah, And then

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Speaker 8: when it did find out, I had to be like,

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Speaker 8: oh my god, this is brand new information.

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Speaker 5: If you delivered it like that, I'm sure you got

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Speaker 5: away with it. That was perfect.

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Speaker 1: How much? How much tell you? Janelle?

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Speaker 8: He didn't come out to like the full fair mantel

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Speaker 1: Did he know that you were pretending? Do you think?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 8: I don't think so, Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Think because if that was me, I would like a

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Speaker 2: compensate hardcore I'd be buying him like top gear, DVDs

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Speaker 2: and like just anything sports staff, just anything as march

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Speaker 2: as I possibly could to be.

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Speaker 1: Like, this is no inclination of the fact that you

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Speaker 5: Here's a playboy. Obviously you're into this.

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Speaker 1: Here you go. I don't know what that's absurd.

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Speaker 12: Listen, will and Woody more after this, it's Willing Woody.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we're joined by one of our absolute favorites

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Speaker 2: in bo Ryan, who joins the boys. Welcome Bowie, hey boy,

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, congratulation. I'm proud of you, mate, I am

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Speaker 6: really proud of you.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you so much. And full disclosure.

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Speaker 4: I broke the rules when I knew I was potentially

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Speaker 4: going in and got a lot of advice from you, Bowie,

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Speaker 4: a lot of conversations. We had a lot of heart

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Speaker 4: to have. It's just about how bloody difficult it was

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Speaker 4: going to be. But Bowie, one thing we didn't discuss

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Speaker 4: was because you go through the experience with so little food.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, people that are just joining us to get me

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Speaker 1: out of it. We're not talking about what are he

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Speaker 1: losing his virginity?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, called both.

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Speaker 5: With that one as well.

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Speaker 1: I got to tell you both as soon as I

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Speaker 1: got in there. I was really worried.

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Speaker 2: But there was something we didn't discuss.

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Speaker 6: Very good, very good.

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Speaker 4: No, But what we didn't discuss, Bowie, was you know,

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Speaker 4: you go through the experience with so little food, and

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Speaker 4: when you come out, all you want to do is

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Speaker 4: eat all of the food.

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Speaker 5: But your body is just not capable.

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Speaker 4: And I'm sorry if this is too much information, but

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Speaker 4: I just can't digest stuff.

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Speaker 5: I reckon, I've had consistent diarrhea for about four days.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: When does that stop, bow When can I start eating

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Speaker 4: like a normal human?

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Speaker 5: Bean again?

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Speaker 6: Well? I remember when I left Man, I ate all

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Speaker 6: the food that was left over was lost midnight in

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Speaker 6: was a heart like a sausage roll there, and then

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Speaker 6: I went to Macas drive through. It would have been

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Speaker 6: about one and I just kept eating it. I couldn't.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't feel myself up, I wouldn't get full. And

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Speaker 6: then when I was sick, like really sick, I reckon

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Speaker 6: it last. Yeah six months, six to.

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Speaker 5: Eight months perfect.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's a week max. But your body, I

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Speaker 6: don't know, man, your body just doesn't come good. Did

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Speaker 6: you think about leaving at all because you were rattled

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Speaker 6: a few times?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon four or five days in, which is

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Speaker 4: that's when I really started missing my family. And I

445
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 4: remember lying in my little bunk bed during that time,

446
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 4: going maybe I should.

447
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,439
Speaker 5: Just say it.

448
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,760
Speaker 1: This is just so hard.

449
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 4: You just don't realize how flat you feel when you're

450
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 4: so hungry as well.

451
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, you did well. The Letters from Home

452
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 6: rattled you as well, mate, that was it was emotional.

453
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,760
Speaker 6: It was emotional.

454
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 3: Man.

455
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 6: I'm proud of you.

456
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,919
Speaker 2: You didn't leave you fuck it out was it was

457
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: the Letters from Home slash Videos from Home was turned

458
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 2: into one of the great all time memes.

459
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: So teted out yourselves. I'm willing what but Bowie.

460
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 2: So, speaking of being hungry, I'm sure you didn't go

461
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,439
Speaker 2: hungry at Kyle san Land's wedding on the weekend.

462
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 1: Mate, Oh my god, how was that.

463
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 6: Of the century? It was good, mate, it was. It

464
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 6: was actually quite incoming. It was you know, there was

465
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 6: only about one hundred and I think twenty there maybe

466
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,120
Speaker 6: a little bit more, but obviously it was all the same.

467
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,399
Speaker 6: Then you had never been there before in Darling Point,

468
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 6: which was good. You know, when you've got to move

469
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 6: around and change venues is always a bit of a hassle.

470
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,600
Speaker 6: But it was. It was emotional, mate, it.

471
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 1: Was really he was emotional.

472
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 6: It was at the start. I mean when she came

473
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 6: down the oil. I remember I was obviously everyone's looking

474
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 6: at Teague and I mean Carl grabbed me and grabbed

475
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 6: me to look at Carl, and I turned around and

476
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 6: he was just his face he was he didn't care

477
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,439
Speaker 6: about anything else. His eyes were locked on her. He

478
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 6: was an emotional boy. He's quite guarded, he can be

479
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 6: quite guarded, but yeah, he's a lover. He's an emotional guy.

480
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: And it was it was really special, man, that's awesome.

481
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 6: So it was good.

482
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 5: A lot about the after party.

483
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 4: So you seated next to Carl Steff and I think

484
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 4: that looked like a very dangerous du Yeah.

485
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 6: I was with Carl. I think Carl's still going. I

486
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 6: don't know where Carl is. You know what it's like.

487
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 6: They had the speeches early, but you know how it's

488
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 6: very formal, and then obviously after the last dance could

489
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 6: really feel off. So everyone was quite timid and calm,

490
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 6: and then everyone was loose and was very loose.

491
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 2: You're sitting under your breath just before. But did you

492
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 2: say I stole so much cutlery?

493
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 6: Well, I didn't take it. I was going to take it.

494
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 6: There was a lot of everything with gold, everything was fancy,

495
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 6: everything was expensive, so I was just holding on to

496
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 6: it for the long time. And cars that you can't

497
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 6: you can't take it.

498
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 2: And Carl Carl has gone for a photo bomb with

499
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: the with the PM. Did you get any time with Albow.

500
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: At the wedding?

501
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 6: I did early? I did early on.

502
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What's your PM? Chet like?

503
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 6: It's usually footy mate. He loves self. Citney obviously South

504
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 6: Sydney doing really well. Maybe he was he was putting

505
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 6: to be the way. I'll give him that. He was

506
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 6: ripping in early. He was good man of the people.

507
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 6: He didn't DJ though everyone you know, I actually thought

508
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 6: he was going to stay. I thought he was just

509
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 6: going to tie and by lot, kiss if you baby,

510
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 6: shake hands, and then lead. But he stayed majority of

511
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 6: the night until we all moved to the back sort

512
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 6: of marquee, and then a DJ came in and then

513
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 6: he left, So full credit to him. I'm actually glad he.

514
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: Did mate the back marquee. You're in a wedding with

515
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: his marquees.

516
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 6: I'm glad he came. I'm actually glad he left too,

517
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 6: because it did. It did it really kicked on after

518
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 6: bat form everyone for a bit. You know what it's like,

519
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 6: button down, get a bit opened up, ties around the head.

520
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 6: One of them, Premier was there. Chris means he's good.

521
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 6: I talked to him about the tolls, trying to event,

522
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 6: trying to talk to him about the tolls to that

523
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,439
Speaker 6: he would have been good.

524
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 5: Jet, he would have been with that Jet.

525
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 6: He was really I'm I'm really happy with that.

526
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 2: We are going to talk about stand very very shortly,

527
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 2: but I'm going to do a bit of a little

528
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: bit of cross pollinating of networks, if that's okay with you,

529
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: because I know the race is coming back to ten.

530
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: It's a celebrity edition of the race. Woods obviously straight.

531
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 2: Out of get me out of here being in front

532
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: of the cameras. I get it needs a bit of

533
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: time out. I'm still waiting on the call.

534
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 6: Well let's do it, okay, I mean on the second

535
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 6: biggest show on ten, on the race. Yeah, we need you.

536
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 3: You've done that.

537
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 6: You've done the celebrity.

538
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: Celebrity apprentice tick.

539
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 6: You've done that. Yeah.

540
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: I think it is my turn. Yeah, great, okay, but

541
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 2: do it with myself. I'm doing I want to do

542
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 2: a pair.

543
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 3: Need to do it.

544
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 6: You can do it with the loved one. You can

545
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 6: deal it with shibling, what you deal with.

546
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 5: Your partner probably needs to look after the baby.

547
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 8: Bill.

548
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 5: I don't reckon. You can take Semi, although should be good.

549
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: I'd probably go because language Pete Helly, I reckon if

550
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: I had to.

551
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 4: Hell Yeah, I don't reckon Helly is ever going to

552
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 4: do reality TV. I've heard those exact words out of

553
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 4: his mouth.

554
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 2: For me to go for a big dog. Then, so

555
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: maybe I'll take someone like Kidman. Yeah, I reckon Nicole Kidman.

556
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 6: She'd be great, she'd be good, she'd be really good

557
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 6: for Yes.

558
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be all right.

559
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: Russell Rusty Rusty, Yeah, yeah, I do the Rusty Jackman

560
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: another name throw there. I definitely jump in there with him.

561
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: So you don't know who's going to do it yet,

562
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: so it is all very up in the air.

563
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 6: No it is. It's been cast now obviously.

564
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know anyone? Do you know anyone?

565
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 6: I know a couple. I'll tell you what. It's quite

566
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 6: an easy show to cast, like Celebrity Apprentice sounds easy,

567
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 6: but it is a tough show. As you know, boys

568
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 6: not the Jungle is a very tough show. This is

569
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 6: a fun show. We've actually people want to do celebrities

570
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 6: actually want to be honest, Yeah, yeah, you want to

571
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 6: do it. So it's hard think.

572
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: Well, the race is going to be back at some stage.

573
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 2: But before we let you go, let's talk about this

574
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 2: show on stand because I know it's a big one.

575
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 2: Totally completely fine. Stand original seriest looks amazing.

576
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you know how I feel about my stand originals.

577
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 6: There are obviously wonderful, pump a lot of money into

578
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 6: the economy. It's great when we own our own content.

579
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 6: And totally completely fine. I mean, it's a fictionalized story

580
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 6: basically a young woman inherits a home of her grandfather

581
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 6: and she inherits all the responsibilities that come with the home.

582
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 6: Now the home is based on a cliffs on the ocean.

583
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 6: People use that backyard to end their lives now, very

584
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 6: close to the gap, the gap that's waiting earth. It

585
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 6: happens in Canada and basically she is talking people off the.

586
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: Edge of the comedy.

587
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 6: Explores all the complications of grief, grief and mental health,

588
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 6: and it's a conversation that needs to be had. It's

589
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 6: a conversation that needs to be had, and it's very

590
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 6: well put together, very clever, very very.

591
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: Clever angels who took people off?

592
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 6: That's right, totally it does. It starts a conversation and

593
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 6: it explores I guess everyone's got issues me now that

594
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 6: everyone's got problems, and her life is a mess, so

595
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 6: she actually starts putting out the people before herself. And

596
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 6: it's again a dark comedy and it's just very very

597
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 6: well put.

598
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: Together, looks brilliant, totally completely fine on Stan you guys

599
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: can watch all of it because all of it.

600
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: Is up there now you can see all the series

601
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: of totally fine. Bowie. Great to hear your voice, mate,

602
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: thank you so much.

603
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 6: Great to have you back together and I'll see you

604
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 6: boys soon. Hey, well done, and I'll stay in touch

605
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 6: with you. So what you jackman?

606
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: You want you want to kidman? Kidman?

607
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 6: Jack?

608
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like it goes without saying. But

609
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 2: Robbie would be good.

610
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: Margotb Yeah, may Margaret Robbie.

611
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, better chance getting fair all that little kid off expect.

612
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: Put the call in by put the call.

613
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 6: In, put the I'll start with mCOL and we'll see,

614
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 6: we'll go down. And who are you?

615
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: No idea?

616
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 6: Do you know?

617
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: Willan woud No, Okay, she's not the one that did

618
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: the jungle. The other one.

619
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: Great stuff but great to hear voice made have a

620
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 2: lovely afternoon.

621
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 6: Thanks for your time. Boys.

622
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,479
Speaker 1: It's will and Woody.

623
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 2: If you can beat Woods at the lyrics, I should say,

624
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 2: and the word I was struggling to get out there

625
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 2: as well Woods was met Galar the met Gala infused lyrics.

626
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: All of these lyrics are songs by people who attended

627
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 2: the met Galar.

628
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: And if you can beat Woody at those lyrics, you

629
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: can go home with one hundred bucks, all thanks to

630
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: Red Rooster. You can talk, you can talk. You can talk,

631
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: you can talk, talk, you can talk. He can talk

632
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: see it's Woody Willes so abound me.

633
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 5: It isn't fair.

634
00:28:54,480 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: I've had enough and it's time let's crag into it.

635
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: CC is going to be playing CEC. Are you ready

636
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: to go?

637
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 4: Yes?

638
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: Okay, see what is going to go?

639
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 3: First?

640
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: First song? Here is juwel Leapas, who was a co

641
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: chair at the Mets. Not sure what that means, but

642
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: here we go.

643
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 5: Oh bloody, sorry, go like Norah, you got something and

644
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 5: I got it and it's you.

645
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well look I haven't I actually

646
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 4: haven't listened to music for a very long time as well.

647
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 5: I've been in the jungle. Sure, mate, So you would

648
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 5: have used them around the radio.

649
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 2: I have heard that a thousand times off all going

650
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 2: into the jungle. See see, here we go, your turn.

651
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 6: I got oh my, your mama, starlight, I need to ohn,

652
00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 6: come on in to me.

653
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: Well done, CC. What's the best of three scenarios?

654
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 2: So you are one step closer to one hundred bucks?

655
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 2: Just been at the red roster. Verus is calling you

656
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 2: very shortly. Woods Are you ready for the next one?

657
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 5: Did I get the first line?

658
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: There?

659
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 3: No?

660
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 6: You got you?

661
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 12: Sit No, I think because we stopped it. I got

662
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 12: you and the first word was moonlight. Yeah, it wasn't there,

663
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 12: wasn't there. Well, I don't know, oh that is.

664
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 4: I don't even know what song that. I've never heard

665
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 4: that song before. Guys, I've been in a jungle for

666
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 4: a month. Is that a new song?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even know who.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know that.

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Speaker 2: I look to be honest, man, I've got the lyrics

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Speaker 2: in front of me here, and I couldn't tell you

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Speaker 2: what that is. It says, yeah, I'm going to take

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Speaker 2: my horse to the old town row.

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Speaker 1: I'm nowhere there, I'm nowhere there. Then we're going to

674
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Speaker 1: rule that out?

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Speaker 5: Is that that's puff Puff Daddy?

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Speaker 1: That's daddy, that's lil nas or lil nas?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that one? CC? I think we can

679
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Speaker 1: write that one off. That was tough for everyone, And

680
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Speaker 1: I do actually know that one. Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take my horse to the old town road.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna ride till I can't normal.

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Speaker 1: Well done? So good for you might just for you

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Speaker 1: and me will this might just be you and me

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Speaker 1: that don't know these young auffy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what do you mean is it a metaphor?

687
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Speaker 2: He's taking his horse to the old town roads or

688
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Speaker 2: a next one.

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Speaker 5: Wouds Rihanna, that's the bit you're giving me. What happened

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Speaker 5: to giving me the chorus? What happened to give me that?

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Speaker 1: The chorus B is the chorus. That's the chorus. I'll

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Speaker 1: play for you one more.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna dance, do the Let's come on in this

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Speaker 4: damn club because I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Oh non, I Amrianna. I like to party filled filled

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Speaker 1: the loves of a nation. I am Rihanna. I like

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Speaker 1: to party. Oh yeah. Something should say all right, cec

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Speaker 1: take it home.

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Speaker 2: You just say together this when one hundred bucks has

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Speaker 2: been at Red Rooster, all yours.

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Speaker 6: I want it, take your way, Let's escape into the music.

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Speaker 10: DJ, let it play.

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Speaker 3: I just can't reduce it like the way you do this,

704
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Speaker 3: keep on clapping to it. Please don't stop them, please

705
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Speaker 3: don't stop the music.

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Speaker 1: Sad sc wow way.

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Speaker 5: I had a similar sentiments, didn't I?

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Speaker 1: Yeah no.

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Speaker 2: I think thematically thematic if you if the song, if

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Speaker 2: the game was sing some words in line with the

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Speaker 2: theme of the song.

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Speaker 1: Mate you all you, oh well done. But given that

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Speaker 1: it's not that yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Cec Winds congratulates.

715
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Speaker 1: Have just been at Red Roaster more Willen Woody Goodness.

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Speaker 1: After this, it's the Women Woody podcast.

717
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Speaker 2: What's the meanest thing that a kid has done to you?

718
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,479
Speaker 2: I only want teachers to call here if you can.

719
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Speaker 2: On thurday one and six five, there's a teacher in

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Speaker 2: the US who got mocked till she stormed out of

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Speaker 2: the class. And I was watching that and I was like, look,

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Speaker 2: I hate to say, but I think I've seen kids

723
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Speaker 2: do worse like they were kind of just calling her names.

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Speaker 2: I just think she didn't have control of the class

725
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Speaker 2: like kids. The reason I ask is because I think

726
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Speaker 2: kids can do a lot worse.

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Speaker 1: I think they can do a lot worse. I think

728
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Speaker 1: we're about to be truly disgusted. But what children can

729
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Speaker 1: do to teach?

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Jess here, Jess, what did a kid

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Speaker 5: say to you?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 9: The kid wasn't getting his way in the classroom when

734
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Speaker 9: I told him to do something, so he threw a

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Speaker 9: dice at me and then proceeded to tell me that

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Speaker 9: he hopes my family dies.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Is that connected to the dice? Like roll

738
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Speaker 1: of five and an eight, roll of five and four

739
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Speaker 1: and your family dies? Or is just incidental?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, oh god, thanks for the call, Jess. Hey,

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Speaker 2: I know digital producer kV her mum is a teacher

743
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Speaker 2: and she's a teacher out in the bush as well,

744
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 2: so it could be hectic.

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Speaker 11: Hey guys, so my mom's a kindergarten teacher, so five

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Speaker 11: year old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: One year as a gift, she got given a toilet

749
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Speaker 11: air freshener and anti wrinkle cream. So she's smelly and wrinkly?

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Speaker 5: Is she wrinkly? And take rancid ps?

751
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Speaker 9: Though not?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Mom, I listens to the show the Girl's going on. Hi,

753
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Speaker 1: you're a teacher.

754
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Speaker 2: Let's let's start with your teaching credentials. What where do

755
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Speaker 2: you teach, what you level, et cetera.

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Speaker 10: I'm a primary school teacher.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Worth the meanest thing of kids done to you?

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Speaker 3: Well, it was.

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Speaker 10: It's a bit of mix actually because I received it

760
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Speaker 10: was a Christmas present. Every year gets abundance of Christmas

761
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Speaker 10: gifts and this boy gave me a Pandora necklace and

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Speaker 10: anything over one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: You've got to declare, why is that?

764
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Speaker 1: Just like Dodgy could be.

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Speaker 10: Done in case you're like giving him as when they don't.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had known that.

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Speaker 5: When I was at school. That could have worked. That

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Speaker 5: could have worked.

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Speaker 10: When we went to the principal and called the parents up,

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Speaker 10: the parents knew nothing about the necklace, and the kid

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Speaker 10: admitted that he'd gone to Pandora and sold the necklace.

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Speaker 1: Was he in love with you?

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Speaker 5: Was he in love with you?

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Speaker 1: We wouldn't say that. We wouldn't say that. A good

775
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Speaker 1: teacher absolutely not, You're absolutely not.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like it.

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Speaker 1: She might. The child might have been, you know, infatuated, enamored.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it was a better word, but I mean going

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Speaker 4: to steal a bracelet and then giving it to your teacher,

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Speaker 4: it's more than a fresh apple in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Will Let's go to Samantha here, Samantha, what did a kid.

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Speaker 6: Do to you?

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Speaker 10: I had a student throw a firecracker at my thought.

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Speaker 1: Well, was on yard, Judy a lit firecracker?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? They called bank snaps. It was in the UK called.

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Speaker 1: They're called a bank snap, a bank snap, bank snapper. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So he's throwing a bank snap at you? And how

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Speaker 5: did you react?

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Speaker 9: I was just like, what on earth is that?

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Speaker 10: I actually got a bit of a hole in my

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Speaker 10: shoe and.

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Speaker 9: I actually laughed I didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be Raynolds.

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Speaker 1: Actually, cada is wild. That's got hay on Sam. What

795
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Speaker 1: did did you do anything to the kid to deserve that?

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Speaker 9: No, they came and told me afterwards, and she's like,

797
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Speaker 9: this is still my favorite teacher. I just like, you know,

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Speaker 9: you were a good target because you're on Judy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which is fair, very fair, actually fast.

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Speaker 5: You gave a good reaction as well, So that's a

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00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 5: win for the kids.

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Speaker 1: Toys.

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty one or six five Tory take us home.

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Speaker 2: Meanest thing a teacher and meanest thing a kid said

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Speaker 2: to you as a teacher.

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Speaker 6: Hey, boys, So.

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Speaker 10: I'm a prep teacher and last week, getting ready for

808
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 10: the footy to start, one of my boys asked me

809
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 10: if I follow footy and I said, yeah, I go.

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00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 3: For the Bulldogs.

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Speaker 8: And he looked at me and said, yeah, you look

812
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 8: a bit like a bulldog.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's Will and Woody.