WEBVTT - FULL: Cinderella Boots 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.245 I Heart Podcasts. You can hear more gold one I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:17.005 free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:26.204 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.005 --> 0:00:31.005 Good morning, pats Morning, Good morning, do you Sirio? Alex Culling, 0:00:31.005 --> 0:00:34.045 Good morning, Good morning. So yesterday morning, at the start 0:00:34.045 --> 0:00:35.845 of the show, I mentioned how I'd seen on the 0:00:35.845 --> 0:00:38.885 way into this radio station someone had written in chalk 0:00:39.604 --> 0:00:42.245 on the wall, be the best part of somebody else's day, 0:00:42.805 --> 0:00:45.405 And yesterday I think it had an impact on the show. 0:00:45.805 --> 0:00:49.485 I think on some level it weave some kind of magic. Yes, 0:00:50.205 --> 0:00:52.885 So I want to try just keep this going. Okay, 0:00:53.004 --> 0:00:56.205 So today I've asked Patsy to find a morning mantra 0:00:56.285 --> 0:00:58.725 that could set up our day. Right. Perhaps, what have 0:00:58.765 --> 0:00:59.285 you got mate? 0:00:59.405 --> 0:01:03.325 This is it today? Be the reason someone smiles today? 0:01:04.845 --> 0:01:08.205 I think it is. When we're so busy rushing et 0:01:08.245 --> 0:01:11.805 a bit, you know, kicking off life's check least, it's 0:01:11.805 --> 0:01:14.085 hard to get in your head and not notice the 0:01:14.085 --> 0:01:16.804 world around you. If you're out walking the dog today, 0:01:17.205 --> 0:01:19.725 look someone in the eye and say hello, good day. 0:01:19.925 --> 0:01:23.045 Isn't it a lovely day? Costs nothing? And you know what. 0:01:23.085 --> 0:01:25.165 You don't know what that other person's going through. That 0:01:25.245 --> 0:01:28.005 might just make their day to have a friendly face 0:01:28.325 --> 0:01:29.565 and a friendly conversation. 0:01:30.405 --> 0:01:32.365 Yeah, you're right. It doesn't take more than a couple 0:01:32.405 --> 0:01:35.885 of seconds sometimes to have a really nice exchange with somebody. Yeah, 0:01:36.005 --> 0:01:39.205 even a hallo nice day or cold this morning. Even 0:01:39.205 --> 0:01:41.285 in that couple of seconds, you're just saying to somebody, 0:01:41.365 --> 0:01:44.765 I see you, you matter. That's it. You both leave 0:01:45.165 --> 0:01:48.645 energize from a small encounter that you don't need to 0:01:48.645 --> 0:01:51.125 have a big, hour long chat with somebody. Sometimes even if. 0:01:51.045 --> 0:01:53.645 You're just walking past someone, you know, walking around a 0:01:53.685 --> 0:01:55.285 park or something like that, and you get there, even 0:01:55.285 --> 0:01:57.125 if you don't say anything, you just do a little. 0:01:56.965 --> 0:02:00.205 Nod and not in that it's not that and you go, hey, 0:02:00.245 --> 0:02:00.965 I see you man. 0:02:01.445 --> 0:02:06.085 What about doing this the old two fingers? Yeah? What 0:02:06.245 --> 0:02:09.804 about the shoot to McGavin pistols to somebody that's aggressive? 0:02:10.044 --> 0:02:10.725 Okay, you're right. 0:02:10.764 --> 0:02:13.924 Actually, maybe this day and age, someone's getting a corn 0:02:14.044 --> 0:02:16.525 triple zero. There's a guy of the dog Park pretenders. 0:02:16.525 --> 0:02:19.685 They'll be popping people's I think he's on the radio. 0:02:19.925 --> 0:02:21.565 Have you a mad time at the moment? With the 0:02:21.645 --> 0:02:23.685 ratings out this week. It's not dropping very well. He's 0:02:23.685 --> 0:02:27.764 wearing his firing pistols. Yes, he's firing air pistols off 0:02:27.805 --> 0:02:31.044 into the air. Patsy, just repeat that today's morning match again. 0:02:31.405 --> 0:02:33.965 Be the reason someone smiles today. 0:02:34.765 --> 0:02:37.645 Yeah, I love that one, Patsy. That's really nice. I 0:02:37.765 --> 0:02:40.605 tell you what made me smile yesterday my eldest daughter, 0:02:40.685 --> 0:02:42.845 Ruby's twenty one. She couldn't make it back home on 0:02:42.885 --> 0:02:45.364 Sunday for Father's Day. So we met up last night 0:02:45.405 --> 0:02:48.285 and we had a kind of late Father's Day dinner. 0:02:49.445 --> 0:02:51.845 It was even better in a way, brilliant because Lois, 0:02:51.845 --> 0:02:54.725 my younger daughter, saw her Sunday I got to Father's Day. Yeah. 0:02:55.445 --> 0:02:58.005 And then when the restaurant were like, are you celebrating something, 0:02:58.125 --> 0:03:00.245 I'm like, it's Father's Day. They give us a free 0:03:00.285 --> 0:03:05.845 round of drinks. Were like, this is so nice because 0:03:05.845 --> 0:03:07.885 you're not meet up Sunday, I went parish, you couldn't 0:03:07.925 --> 0:03:13.365 be doing an And then because my I mentioned this 0:03:13.365 --> 0:03:16.165 the other week, she's moved into a new place right 0:03:16.245 --> 0:03:18.805 and she's been doing quite a bit of DIY so 0:03:18.845 --> 0:03:20.405 she said, you know, I offered to come around. She 0:03:20.445 --> 0:03:22.125 was not, I want to know how to do this stuff. 0:03:22.405 --> 0:03:25.045 And so yesterday I presented to her. We went to 0:03:25.445 --> 0:03:28.085 Leonardo's she you know, the great pizza place. It's only 0:03:28.125 --> 0:03:30.685 about ten minutes away she is now. And so during 0:03:30.805 --> 0:03:33.845 our dinner together over pizzas, I gave her and this 0:03:33.925 --> 0:03:36.805 is a moment in any young girl's life, her first 0:03:36.965 --> 0:03:43.765 adjustable socket set. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, excuse me, 0:03:43.845 --> 0:03:45.445 way to get us to get a photo of us together, 0:03:45.565 --> 0:03:47.925 just to mark this polaroid moment. 0:03:48.805 --> 0:03:50.245 What do you use a socket for? 0:03:50.605 --> 0:03:53.005 While she's doing flat pack? So, yeah, it's got the 0:03:53.085 --> 0:03:56.605 hex Q, it's got the hex adjustable X ones and 0:03:56.725 --> 0:04:00.805 also the the the Phillips and the flathead as well. 0:04:00.805 --> 0:04:03.125 So it's a whole load of adjustabent, a whole kit. 0:04:03.205 --> 0:04:04.565 Yeah something you are about that to THEE HOWND isn't 0:04:04.565 --> 0:04:05.125 here the socket? 0:04:05.365 --> 0:04:05.605 Yeah? 0:04:06.165 --> 0:04:09.285 I love that. You're right and it's a please sensation. 0:04:09.565 --> 0:04:13.405 Noise Is also gave her. She's got the answer woken up. 0:04:13.845 --> 0:04:16.724 You know when the season has changed. You love a 0:04:19.805 --> 0:04:22.085 very first. I also gave us some w D forty 0:04:22.125 --> 0:04:24.724 because every home needs a w D forty, right. I 0:04:24.765 --> 0:04:26.964 gave us some ant rid, the little stuff you can 0:04:27.044 --> 0:04:30.804 use indoors and a multi socket board as well. You 0:04:30.885 --> 0:04:35.804 need always helpful, always help So this this pacey yesterday 0:04:35.964 --> 0:04:37.924 did the thing you know all restaurants do this. We 0:04:38.005 --> 0:04:40.244 got there at six o'clock and so it was like 0:04:40.284 --> 0:04:43.484 to starting to fill up. Why do restaurants always cram 0:04:43.565 --> 0:04:46.365 you on top of each other? Yes, so there's there's 0:04:46.364 --> 0:04:48.964 empty tables over there. There was clearly a couple on 0:04:48.964 --> 0:04:51.404 a second or third day. We're crammed next to them, 0:04:52.525 --> 0:04:55.125 and they don't want to be too aware of us. 0:04:55.525 --> 0:04:57.044 We really don't want to be too aware of them. 0:04:57.085 --> 0:04:59.724 Then suddenly there's a dad handing over a series of 0:05:00.085 --> 0:05:05.565 bizarre objects to his daughter. The socket set, a multi 0:05:05.604 --> 0:05:07.725 point outridden. At one point I had in a one 0:05:07.724 --> 0:05:10.564 of those little food baggs you don't see through food bags. Yeah, yeah, 0:05:10.565 --> 0:05:13.565 a whole load of herbal mugwort tea. It looked like 0:05:13.645 --> 0:05:17.404 it was a bag of weed. I know what you 0:05:18.364 --> 0:05:19.885 want to let's just see. You want to get your 0:05:19.924 --> 0:05:22.765 socket on, you want some ants stuff, and you want 0:05:22.765 --> 0:05:26.844 a bag of weed. Dad's got it all. Happy Father's Day. 0:05:27.085 --> 0:05:27.765 Dad of the Year. 0:05:28.164 --> 0:05:31.404 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:05:31.205 --> 0:05:35.164 You've gotta be honest. I feel a bit sick this morning. 0:05:35.364 --> 0:05:37.684 Oh So last night we had these pizzas and I 0:05:37.685 --> 0:05:40.365 said to my daughter, you pick, let's have a drink. 0:05:40.364 --> 0:05:42.445 What do you pick for us? She goes, oh, let's 0:05:42.484 --> 0:05:46.684 get a Pina Kanada Tuesday. I mean when you're twenty 0:05:46.685 --> 0:05:49.445 one year a student, sure fifty two going to get 0:05:49.525 --> 0:05:51.844 up at four the next morning Peanu Canada and tuesd night. 0:05:51.844 --> 0:05:56.404 So I was like, absolutely, Peinada and a pizza. My guy, 0:05:56.645 --> 0:05:57.964 heavy day, I didn't sleep. 0:05:58.044 --> 0:06:00.044 Well, what's a coconut creamy. 0:06:01.964 --> 0:06:04.804 And pineapple and my tom Tom? And then she pizza, 0:06:05.005 --> 0:06:06.364 make a big ass pizza. 0:06:06.685 --> 0:06:09.685 Oh maybe a Hawaiian pizza. It would match. 0:06:10.284 --> 0:06:11.284 What pizza did you get? 0:06:11.445 --> 0:06:12.085 I got a. 0:06:13.645 --> 0:06:13.724 That. 0:06:13.765 --> 0:06:16.804 The pizzas that Leonardo's are incredible, right this institution, that 0:06:16.844 --> 0:06:19.405 place I got, they do this really nice pepperoni one, 0:06:19.445 --> 0:06:21.365 but I got it with pineapple on top. 0:06:21.484 --> 0:06:25.205 Oh, like you just sort of like added this between 0:06:26.284 --> 0:06:27.685 that and a Hawaiian that's. 0:06:28.044 --> 0:06:29.164 For different meats. 0:06:29.284 --> 0:06:31.164 Yeah, but so what the meat and meat? 0:06:31.404 --> 0:06:32.925 You would have offended them at leone. 0:06:33.685 --> 0:06:35.685 Because when I old that, the guy went said, do 0:06:35.685 --> 0:06:37.325 you want a Hawaiian I went no, no, no, I want 0:06:37.364 --> 0:06:41.205 a pepperoni pizza with pineapple on top. And he went right, 0:06:42.364 --> 0:06:44.805 and he was a hipster with a stupid mustache. I 0:06:44.844 --> 0:06:46.484 didn't want to bring that up and went, I ain't 0:06:46.484 --> 0:06:51.484 going to be judged by you, hitler. Okay, he I 0:06:51.525 --> 0:06:54.605 said to him. He goes so Hawaiian. I went, no, 0:06:54.765 --> 0:06:57.645 that's ham. Take out the ham a pepperoni. You got 0:06:57.645 --> 0:06:59.404 a pepperoni and pineapple pizza. 0:06:59.604 --> 0:07:00.645 There's serious pizza. 0:07:00.645 --> 0:07:03.045 It's available. If it's got like options you want to 0:07:03.085 --> 0:07:05.004 add on, then why have it there? And then shame 0:07:05.085 --> 0:07:08.085 me in front of my daughter. We're having a bonding 0:07:08.125 --> 0:07:09.925 experience over adjustable sockets. 0:07:10.045 --> 0:07:11.765 I think you may be supposed to add a bit 0:07:11.765 --> 0:07:14.445 of chili flags anchovies at best, but I don't think 0:07:14.445 --> 0:07:17.565 you're supposed to go rogue and chuck pineapple on their 0:07:18.045 --> 0:07:19.845 traditional pepperoni pizza. 0:07:19.804 --> 0:07:24.885 Leveling it up the best part of somebody else's pizza day. 0:07:25.005 --> 0:07:27.045 You're boging up that pizza. 0:07:28.405 --> 0:07:30.804 I'll tell you what I mvy bogans. They're happy people. 0:07:31.285 --> 0:07:33.525 They're not self conscious. They want to put pineapple on 0:07:33.565 --> 0:07:36.205 top of any pizza, anchovies, whatever it is, they go 0:07:36.285 --> 0:07:40.325 for it. They love life. They tasted amazing. Okay, you 0:07:40.485 --> 0:07:43.685 had the peppery sensation of the pepperoni. Oh my god, 0:07:43.725 --> 0:07:45.765 is there a party in my mouth? Right now? That's right? 0:07:45.765 --> 0:07:49.325 Do you know who got invited? Pineapple, which always brings 0:07:49.364 --> 0:07:54.845 it citrus tang, but sing out that pepper Yeah, shut 0:07:54.925 --> 0:07:59.285 that down, cheers with a pina colada. It's like a 0:07:59.325 --> 0:08:01.965 cement mixer in my stomach. And then she went to wait, 0:08:02.045 --> 0:08:06.045 since two am, we go the gym or something there 0:08:06.165 --> 0:08:10.165 can burn this off. How was your day yesterday, Patsy? 0:08:10.205 --> 0:08:10.884 What did you get up to? 0:08:11.005 --> 0:08:13.085 Had a great day yesterday? What did I get up 0:08:13.085 --> 0:08:15.085 to yesterday? Chris was working from home? 0:08:15.364 --> 0:08:16.124 How do you find that? 0:08:16.725 --> 0:08:18.525 It's driving me insane? 0:08:19.325 --> 0:08:22.124 A lot of couples must experience this, because now it's 0:08:22.165 --> 0:08:24.485 like it's odd. We've got this big office here and 0:08:24.525 --> 0:08:27.045 you have all these big empty offices that are pretty 0:08:27.085 --> 0:08:29.485 much they're never one hundred percent of fall. Now it 0:08:29.605 --> 0:08:31.645 actually makes me really sad when we go wandering out 0:08:31.645 --> 0:08:34.645 there during the show. It's empty after nine o'clock, when 0:08:34.765 --> 0:08:37.565 you see everyone was in Monday to Friday and now 0:08:37.565 --> 0:08:41.365 it's like it is just like a deserted space station. 0:08:43.005 --> 0:08:47.444 We're the only people that survived some sort of plaguely, 0:08:49.444 --> 0:08:51.765 but it's like it's it's empty out there. Yeah, and 0:08:51.804 --> 0:08:54.084 that must be the same everywhere now. But some offices 0:08:54.125 --> 0:08:56.645 are making you come back to work. Yes, yeah, dragon, 0:08:56.725 --> 0:08:59.525 what a lovely what a lovely conversation. That must be 0:08:59.605 --> 0:09:01.684 your boss. You have to come to this miserable place. 0:09:02.204 --> 0:09:03.925 I know you prefer to be happier at home, but 0:09:03.965 --> 0:09:06.405 we don't want you happy and we don't trust you 0:09:06.525 --> 0:09:09.205 to do anything. So you'll be here. I can see you. 0:09:10.444 --> 0:09:16.125 The bosses are like lifeguards. Whistles are a big high chair. Actually, 0:09:16.165 --> 0:09:19.485 suer boss would love that we should get. 0:09:19.324 --> 0:09:20.084 Like a lifeguard. 0:09:20.405 --> 0:09:25.805 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you work harder, how you sell the ASTs? Well? 0:09:25.885 --> 0:09:28.564 Col Winston with the why back, I haven't heard him 0:09:28.605 --> 0:09:30.845 on for a while, and we heard him on nover. 0:09:31.165 --> 0:09:34.165 Give him a call. Closed the deal by lunch time 0:09:35.084 --> 0:09:39.885 they get one of those sharks sirens, big whistle. 0:09:42.285 --> 0:09:45.125 He's just driving me insane yesterday, and so every time 0:09:45.125 --> 0:09:47.245 we come down for a coffee, he'd have to have 0:09:47.285 --> 0:09:49.684 a conversation, which I know sounds awful, but I just 0:09:50.005 --> 0:09:53.925 I you time, Yeah, I just my brain after the 0:09:53.965 --> 0:09:57.045 show has no capacity for conversation till about sort of 0:09:57.045 --> 0:09:58.245 four or five at night. 0:09:58.324 --> 0:10:02.285 At quite out window where. 0:10:02.084 --> 0:10:04.684 You don't want to hear he's soon quiet. I don't 0:10:04.845 --> 0:10:06.125 want people talking about. 0:10:05.925 --> 0:10:08.205 And again, what was that manto we had ten minutes ago? 0:10:09.285 --> 0:10:10.285 This didn't last long. 0:10:10.605 --> 0:10:12.605 What is it about? 0:10:12.765 --> 0:10:14.604 Just not Chris, not fre. 0:10:14.525 --> 0:10:17.565 Eight hours during the day. I'm kind to strangers, but 0:10:17.645 --> 0:10:19.684 my beloved husband. I don't want to speak to you 0:10:19.845 --> 0:10:21.045 or see you. 0:10:21.165 --> 0:10:23.205 Don't ask me on a Tuesday what the plans for 0:10:23.245 --> 0:10:24.045 the weekend. 0:10:24.125 --> 0:10:26.605 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Monday. 0:10:26.684 --> 0:10:29.564 And I don't know about the political view that you're 0:10:30.165 --> 0:10:32.244 I don't have a view on that because I just. 0:10:32.405 --> 0:10:35.485 Don't right, this is what this is what that's better 0:10:35.525 --> 0:10:36.765 at the office, isn't it. 0:10:36.765 --> 0:10:39.565 It's a water cooler chat. You're right, you just want 0:10:39.564 --> 0:10:41.285 to You need your head space, patch. 0:10:41.965 --> 0:10:44.445 Not only my headspace, my own. I don't I don't 0:10:44.444 --> 0:10:47.005 want to see anyone until like four, when the school 0:10:47.005 --> 0:10:49.125 bus comes. Then you can all converge and then we'll 0:10:49.165 --> 0:10:51.645 have a chat. But this is sort of sacred, and 0:10:51.684 --> 0:10:53.285 I don't want to talk to anyone, and the just 0:10:53.365 --> 0:10:56.605 let me have my salad sandwich. 0:10:55.804 --> 0:10:57.925 My wife does at the same time. Sometimes I'll come 0:10:57.965 --> 0:11:00.765 back earlier from I don't know what. It doesn't feel 0:11:00.765 --> 0:11:02.485 early to me. It's just I'm just coming back home. 0:11:02.725 --> 0:11:05.685 My wife goes, oh, I wasn't expecting you back now. 0:11:06.204 --> 0:11:08.084 It's now not a good time to come into the 0:11:08.125 --> 0:11:12.085 place I living. And you go, oh, you don't need 0:11:12.125 --> 0:11:17.724 to talk to any about anything. No, So I just 0:11:17.725 --> 0:11:21.765 need I just needment. I don't need a big conversation 0:11:21.845 --> 0:11:25.045 about it. But you're right, he's mistaking you for a colleague, 0:11:25.645 --> 0:11:28.165 just to have some of that clunky, sort of clunky 0:11:28.485 --> 0:11:31.285 small talk. But the water cool, the photocopy. 0:11:31.564 --> 0:11:33.765 He's a people person. And I thought, oh, I can't 0:11:33.885 --> 0:11:35.685 go into the office and do this today. 0:11:36.285 --> 0:11:38.125 Really, so what did you say? Did you say someone 0:11:38.125 --> 0:11:38.965 I want to talk to you? 0:11:38.965 --> 0:11:39.045 No? 0:11:39.165 --> 0:11:42.204 I do that thing where and Audrey picks me up 0:11:42.204 --> 0:11:43.484 on it all the time where I'll go. 0:11:43.485 --> 0:11:45.885 Uh huh, yeah, if. 0:11:45.564 --> 0:11:47.365 You're not really listening, mom, I can tell you not 0:11:47.405 --> 0:11:47.845 even really. 0:11:47.925 --> 0:11:49.045 We get a lot doing the show. 0:11:50.965 --> 0:11:53.285 Yeah, oh really, it's. 0:11:53.165 --> 0:11:57.725 Interesting, okay, and it'd be like this tomorrow. Well, let's 0:11:57.925 --> 0:12:00.445 talking between the songs antient to engage me. 0:12:00.925 --> 0:12:02.885 I think, oh, moms, so guilty of it though, because 0:12:02.885 --> 0:12:04.804 we're doing a million different things. Here you are and 0:12:05.045 --> 0:12:07.885 Master is doing it. Oh that's oh, that's great. 0:12:07.965 --> 0:12:10.365 So you do need your breathing space when you can 0:12:10.485 --> 0:12:10.844 get it. 0:12:11.005 --> 0:12:13.605 Yeah, absolutely, I do, just to you know, just to 0:12:14.444 --> 0:12:17.365 come down from that top of the mountain peak that 0:12:17.405 --> 0:12:19.165 we're on by nine o'clock after this. 0:12:20.725 --> 0:12:24.245 However, the other side of this is if I'm just 0:12:24.285 --> 0:12:26.564 saying about my personal if I have a say my wife, 0:12:26.765 --> 0:12:29.245 I'm not really up for a chit chat right now, 0:12:29.725 --> 0:12:33.045 that is an option the other way around. Apparently it's 0:12:33.084 --> 0:12:36.205 an option. It has, But when I do that, it's 0:12:36.285 --> 0:12:39.445 it's aggressive. Actually, not in the mood for chit chat 0:12:39.525 --> 0:12:41.485 right now. It's just going to have my own special 0:12:41.525 --> 0:12:43.565 time right now. But why seems to think that this 0:12:43.684 --> 0:12:49.245 is that time. It's like a pilot, a surgeon. She 0:12:49.324 --> 0:12:51.804 thinks this is But you've had that. Now, now's your 0:12:51.804 --> 0:12:53.605 grown up time. Now you need to be in the world. 0:12:54.005 --> 0:12:57.245 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:57.485 --> 0:13:03.645 Christian Pepperonium Pineapple Works. I also add blue cheese that 0:13:03.804 --> 0:13:07.245 is a like actually is it's Richard is the name? 0:13:07.324 --> 0:13:11.005 It's a king's name, King Pizza King Richard. Oh that's 0:13:11.045 --> 0:13:14.484 a heavy logo. And on wash that down with a 0:13:15.204 --> 0:13:17.804 can of pinucolada. You're good to go. On a Tuesday night, 0:13:19.084 --> 0:13:21.484 Christian I tell you what makes me smile. Pats's old 0:13:21.525 --> 0:13:24.684 timey stories of her having to walk ten miles in 0:13:24.725 --> 0:13:27.525 the snow with no shoes up here with the sack 0:13:27.564 --> 0:13:29.845 of wood on her back and then back again. 0:13:30.084 --> 0:13:34.684 When's the last time I talked about my Monday? 0:13:35.645 --> 0:13:38.444 They are like that. That one she tried to tell 0:13:38.525 --> 0:13:40.484 us that she used to have to swim in a creek. 0:13:40.965 --> 0:13:42.444 There was a creek running through the back of our 0:13:42.485 --> 0:13:43.165 primary school. 0:13:43.245 --> 0:13:45.285 You used to swimming it to get to school, not 0:13:45.285 --> 0:13:50.445 to get Yeah, and punch ourselves in the eye with spikes. 0:13:50.564 --> 0:13:52.804 That was our lunch weight. Lucky to have it made 0:13:52.885 --> 0:13:54.525 us tough, lucky headlines. 0:13:54.564 --> 0:13:55.165 We never had lunch. 0:13:55.245 --> 0:13:58.485 Yes, yes, Pats had to kill herself with the bare hands, 0:13:59.405 --> 0:14:02.765 rip ox and apart, shew it eat the heart. 0:14:03.084 --> 0:14:05.765 Used to get snakes a lot on the cricket pitch, 0:14:06.245 --> 0:14:08.005 and we'd have to go to the staff room and 0:14:08.005 --> 0:14:10.684 the tea be a shovel outside the staff room for 0:14:10.684 --> 0:14:11.405 that very reason. 0:14:11.525 --> 0:14:12.205 Snake shovel. 0:14:12.365 --> 0:14:15.525 Yeah, in the summer, Absolutely, you'd relate to the selex. 0:14:15.765 --> 0:14:19.165 Definitely saw so many school yeah. 0:14:19.245 --> 0:14:23.125 Oh yeah, I went in a class with you. No not, 0:14:24.445 --> 0:14:26.685 Oh David, look what you've done though you've broken out 0:14:26.845 --> 0:14:29.485 to one of those, just like said old neighbors Chan 0:14:29.725 --> 0:14:33.125 the fence snakes. You say, Maureen, gon hear you in 0:14:33.125 --> 0:14:38.245 the garden, Maureen. All right, let's get our phones out. 0:14:38.285 --> 0:14:40.885 What have we been googling the last twenty four hours? 0:14:41.125 --> 0:14:43.965 Open tabs here whenever you want to have a look 0:14:43.965 --> 0:14:46.445 at what I've googled just in the last twenty four hours. 0:14:46.445 --> 0:14:48.885 It's just because we can now to just chuck anything 0:14:48.925 --> 0:14:51.565 throughout the day into Google. It's crazy the stuff that 0:14:51.605 --> 0:14:54.365 you just vomit up. So this morning I woke up. 0:14:54.365 --> 0:14:56.325 I want to know how Island had got on in 0:14:56.365 --> 0:15:00.165 their World Cup qualify match against Armenia. Amenia ranked one 0:15:00.245 --> 0:15:02.925 hundred and fifth in the world. They haven't won this year. 0:15:02.925 --> 0:15:05.045 They've got beat my Portugal, who are in that group 0:15:05.085 --> 0:15:11.485 as well, five nil. Island lost a huge storied. Island 0:15:11.685 --> 0:15:13.965 is fuming with the team, the coach and rightly so. 0:15:14.445 --> 0:15:17.125 Armenia one hundred and fifth in the world. So it's 0:15:17.165 --> 0:15:19.405 now harder now for Island to make it to the 0:15:19.445 --> 0:15:22.885 World Cup next year because obviously Australia is there and 0:15:22.925 --> 0:15:24.805 apparently they were taking part in the ashes. According to 0:15:24.845 --> 0:15:27.685 Alexadir and the Sports News against the un English team 0:15:28.165 --> 0:15:34.325 New Zealand. That's the Giants. So yeah, I was looking 0:15:34.325 --> 0:15:35.925 at that, and I want to see how Aaron Rodgers 0:15:35.965 --> 0:15:37.765 had gone for his first game with the Steelers. 0:15:37.805 --> 0:15:40.565 Oh, yes, he still slinging it against his old team. 0:15:40.685 --> 0:15:43.685 Yes, that's right. He smashed them. He threw a couple 0:15:43.725 --> 0:15:46.364 of touchdowns. And then I need to I need to 0:15:46.405 --> 0:15:48.124 find out how to change over. I didn't know you 0:15:48.125 --> 0:15:50.365 could do this. You can change over a fridge store. 0:15:50.445 --> 0:15:53.605 You can move the hinge to the other side. My 0:15:53.685 --> 0:15:55.565 daughter wants me to do it, right, and I was like, 0:15:55.725 --> 0:15:57.685 can you do that? She says, yeah, but you need 0:15:57.725 --> 0:15:59.365 to get a special You need to get a new 0:16:00.325 --> 0:16:03.925 hinge to put it on the other side and do this. 0:16:04.045 --> 0:16:06.005 I really want to do this for her. This feels 0:16:06.045 --> 0:16:08.525 like a it's this a doable thing that someone will 0:16:08.725 --> 0:16:09.925 my skill set. 0:16:10.485 --> 0:16:13.205 I was gonna say it is a doable thing, but 0:16:13.245 --> 0:16:20.285 then for someone gift gifted with other talent. But it 0:16:20.405 --> 0:16:22.485 is annoying because when we got our new fridge, I 0:16:22.525 --> 0:16:24.885 had to suddenly switch from it's now left hand door, 0:16:25.285 --> 0:16:28.765 and I spent constantly muscle memory goes on the right 0:16:28.805 --> 0:16:30.965 hand side, so it would be a beautiful gift to 0:16:31.005 --> 0:16:33.325 your door. To be able to switch the hinges. 0:16:33.045 --> 0:16:37.845 Around people would have done this. Is it tough? Is it? 0:16:37.845 --> 0:16:41.085 It looks hard? It's a big fridge door. They're not live. 0:16:41.285 --> 0:16:43.845 No, they're not light, and it's like lining it back up. 0:16:43.885 --> 0:16:45.765 And I think you obviously need if you're on the 0:16:45.805 --> 0:16:48.445 easy bit is unscrewing it. But then you're left with 0:16:48.485 --> 0:16:50.685 how do you reattach it on the other side? Can 0:16:50.725 --> 0:16:52.765 you swap over that? But that hinge would have been 0:16:52.805 --> 0:16:56.725 a righty yes, yeah, yeah, you know I need to 0:16:56.765 --> 0:16:59.325 go from the right hinge to a left hinge as 0:16:59.325 --> 0:17:01.685 you approach the door. Now do I need to buy 0:17:02.525 --> 0:17:04.885 a new hinge? And obviously need to try and find 0:17:04.885 --> 0:17:07.165 out what the fridge is a Westinghouse, I think. 0:17:07.085 --> 0:17:09.645 Blind leading the blind because finitely I don't know anything. 0:17:09.925 --> 0:17:11.445 You ever changed the fridge hinge over? 0:17:11.645 --> 0:17:14.925 No, no, I didn't even know you could. But I 0:17:14.965 --> 0:17:17.045 reckon Robert E and S would be able to. 0:17:17.485 --> 0:17:21.765 He's the owner. I can't say a a millionaire owner. 0:17:22.525 --> 0:17:24.245 So I said, you don't say the bezos what I'm 0:17:24.365 --> 0:17:32.445 bringing around? What you bring my books? I bought advertiser. 0:17:32.765 --> 0:17:35.805 Why say you get some spanners and come round to 0:17:35.885 --> 0:17:41.045 my daughter's place and change your free store. On Tuesday, 0:17:41.205 --> 0:17:45.005 I went to two till three slot there rob E 0:17:45.125 --> 0:17:49.405 and s. Yeah yeah, listen, change my daughter's free store. 0:17:51.845 --> 0:17:54.205 You can't change, you cannot reach. 0:17:54.405 --> 0:17:58.685 I changed the washing machine store at the hinge over real, Yes, 0:17:58.965 --> 0:17:59.285 did you? 0:17:59.525 --> 0:18:01.685 And I was really worried about that because that is 0:18:01.845 --> 0:18:02.525 that's water. 0:18:04.365 --> 0:18:07.165 That's like a two or three person job for a fridge, 0:18:07.965 --> 0:18:11.205 like you need someone to hold it. Well, you surely 0:18:11.245 --> 0:18:12.445 take it off the bracket. 0:18:12.805 --> 0:18:15.925 Yeah, no, I reckon, that's the one person thing. You do, 0:18:15.965 --> 0:18:18.685 the thing where you you lean it towards yourself when 0:18:18.685 --> 0:18:19.365 your balance. 0:18:19.085 --> 0:18:21.685 It on your foot with a big thing, don't you. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:21.725 --> 0:18:24.165 you get that foot there acts like a trolley. You're 0:18:24.205 --> 0:18:26.885 that you become the trolley. But then you go, well, 0:18:26.885 --> 0:18:29.485 I've got two hands holding this big ass door. You 0:18:29.525 --> 0:18:31.085 should a carp on it. All of a sudden, how 0:18:31.085 --> 0:18:32.445 am I going to free one up to do the 0:18:32.845 --> 0:18:35.965 new move hinge right to left? You should definitely, I'm 0:18:35.965 --> 0:18:38.965 not left handed, so there to switch it? Yeah, I 0:18:39.005 --> 0:18:44.285 do need. I've got Robert texting right now again. Hey, 0:18:44.285 --> 0:18:46.405 I haven't seen you in a couple of months. Meet 0:18:46.405 --> 0:18:50.484 you in fitzroy two, bring your toolset okay. 0:18:50.965 --> 0:18:53.765 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:54.325 --> 0:18:56.565 A lot of men are giving me right now about 0:18:56.565 --> 0:18:59.485 how difficult is it to change over the hinge on 0:18:59.565 --> 0:19:03.484 a fridge door, Christian. Thing I learned doing bad by 0:19:03.525 --> 0:19:06.485 the way losing to Armenia. Norway have just been mulled 0:19:06.525 --> 0:19:10.445 over eleven to one in a World Cup qualifier. They 0:19:10.525 --> 0:19:14.365 got to manage to United player Harland who scored five goals. 0:19:15.085 --> 0:19:18.285 Ah well one time in a World Cup qualifier. 0:19:18.325 --> 0:19:21.285 Australia beat Samoa thirty one nil. 0:19:21.725 --> 0:19:22.165 That's rue. 0:19:22.325 --> 0:19:24.405 Artie Thompson scored eleven goals. 0:19:26.805 --> 0:19:29.045 Christian. When you change over the hinges on a fridge, 0:19:29.045 --> 0:19:31.765