Speaker 1: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia,
Speaker 1: Broadcasting to the world Christian and drive through schools. Tim
Speaker 1: burnouts in playground.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was the one who stuck up the April
Speaker 2: piece of paper.
Speaker 3: Wreckfast show in a submarine or something.
Speaker 4: Now, Hey, good morning, Wednesday morning, eight minutes past six.
Speaker 4: Another beautiful spring day out there, rain, chilly cold on
Speaker 4: today's show. That we got a busy show today, Lots
Speaker 4: going on. Before we get anywhere near that, Patsy, please
Speaker 4: tell us about the road trip you and your husband
Speaker 4: went on yesterday.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous.
Speaker 5: So as we know, the eight year old's going on
Speaker 5: camp tomorrow, just for one night.
Speaker 4: Hang on a minute, I thought all this buildings, I
Speaker 4: know for a week.
Speaker 2: I know what's to be shopping list for.
Speaker 5: Well, no, they do need to take a lot of stuff,
Speaker 5: don't they, Christian And you've got to have all the
Speaker 5: right bits.
Speaker 1: And when they've been away for a week or like
Speaker 1: we've been winning for ten days, but twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: They've got to have four sets whole sets of clothes.
Speaker 5: This is the least we've been given wig, sunglasses, bake passports.
Speaker 1: Is it a Jason Moran twenty four hour.
Speaker 5: It's just out of control. So my husband ring me
Speaker 5: yesterday he's out on the road and he said, I'm
Speaker 5: really not coping with her going on camp. I said, look,
Speaker 5: you need to get over yourself like.
Speaker 6: You can do.
Speaker 4: It is a big moment, and for mummy and daddy
Speaker 4: bear the little baby cuvers leaving the cave for a bit.
Speaker 1: And it is. It's a it's a big moment.
Speaker 4: I hate it when the kids go out. I never
Speaker 4: say that to them because then they start to get
Speaker 4: spooked that I was a bad thing to go out
Speaker 4: in the world. But so your Ruby was away ten
Speaker 4: days a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: There was no phones or anything. And you can't help
Speaker 1: but a match.
Speaker 4: As a parent, you always constantly imagine the worst thing happening.
Speaker 3: You just need them to check in, don't you, Just
Speaker 3: to know they're okay.
Speaker 4: But what I've never done, pats is go on a
Speaker 4: road trip to scale out where they.
Speaker 7: I tried to him out, let's cut that's where she went,
Speaker 7: Jack and you say, oh, Chris, you know, Chris is
Speaker 7: a real pushover Patsy.
Speaker 3: This is how it happened. So he said, look, I'm
Speaker 3: in the area. I've just call on a client, he said.
Speaker 1: He works for office works in Dura.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he said, I'm thinking of just like you know,
Speaker 5: doing a drive out there.
Speaker 3: It's like fifteen minutes out of my way.
Speaker 4: On imagine Chris right just got that checking out preimitive
Speaker 4: fences with but doing his own repairs secretly, you know.
Speaker 5: And I said, you are crazy, don't be ridiculous, just
Speaker 5: come home.
Speaker 3: That's just silly.
Speaker 5: Anyway, he got home and I could tell he really
Speaker 5: was uneasy with the whole thing. And I thought, oh,
Speaker 5: for Heaven's sake, grab your keys, we'll all go for
Speaker 5: a drive.
Speaker 3: So we quickly scoffed down dinner and went out.
Speaker 1: We now, so all three of us went, come on,
Speaker 1: because he's going to be that cue. Now go and
Speaker 1: I know where the toilets are. How did you know
Speaker 1: my parents took me here twenty four hours?
Speaker 2: You know what I.
Speaker 5: Said to her in the car, I said, Audrey, do
Speaker 5: not let on that we've been out.
Speaker 4: Well, were the worst people in the world at keep
Speaker 4: her in secrets?
Speaker 1: Are kids?
Speaker 2: Are you called my bunk? Guys?
Speaker 1: Was he don't don't go into that bunk at the
Speaker 1: end there and my dad told me that window's got
Speaker 1: a draft as well.
Speaker 3: But how bad is that?
Speaker 1: What you you It's.
Speaker 4: Cute Patsy, you know, but it's blessed and all. He's
Speaker 4: lucky to be loved as much as does by you
Speaker 4: and Chris.
Speaker 1: I get it, but manner live.
Speaker 4: I don't know any of the parents that would actually
Speaker 4: go to those lens to drive out there and go
Speaker 4: what did you take me through?
Speaker 1: Exactly what happened? Did you drive around or even get
Speaker 1: out of the car? What happened?
Speaker 3: We didn't get out of the car. It's a beautiful spot.
Speaker 3: Did you see the photos of the kangaroos?
Speaker 1: I think you, yeah, But then did Chris try and
Speaker 1: sort of trank one of them for a couple of days?
Speaker 1: Take it out the picture for a couple of days
Speaker 1: and chuck it in the back of the car. You'll
Speaker 1: be safe once back home, you'll be released.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't put it past him to hire a kangaroo suit.
Speaker 3: And out there we just had a drive around.
Speaker 4: Is that kangaroo that shabby looking fancy dress outfit?
Speaker 2: Keep giving you extra lunch?
Speaker 3: Looks like he's got mixed and mitosis.
Speaker 5: So we just you know, we're pointing out a few
Speaker 5: things and just a laying Chris's fear.
Speaker 1: Will you like the Stewardess's The escape routes are here
Speaker 1: and here, life jackets are stowed here already?
Speaker 4: Are you going to give her a piece of string
Speaker 4: that goes from your house to where she is? Like
Speaker 4: a young pop cat? Ten pm checking in West Coast
Speaker 4: Save West Coast Safe.
Speaker 8: He's just shocking.
Speaker 5: I don't know how he's got a cob. I've got
Speaker 5: to support him when she goes tomorrow for one night.
Speaker 2: And what are you going to do with Chris for
Speaker 2: that night?
Speaker 1: And that's not my business, and that's not just gonna
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to bed about seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: It's a wild night.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: So Pats and her husband Chris yesterday went a field
Speaker 4: trip to investigate where their little daughter already is going
Speaker 4: to earn our first ever?
Speaker 1: So is this the first ever sort of school night away?
Speaker 3: Yes, first camp and first night away from us ever.
Speaker 2: You know, perhaps I've just remembered from you talking about
Speaker 2: the first school camp that how they introduced us at
Speaker 2: our school was before we went on the camp, which
Speaker 2: was a two night camp. We had a sleepover at
Speaker 2: the school where all the kids bought their sleeping bags
Speaker 2: and we slept in the classrooms.
Speaker 1: Are good, those poor teachers traumatized right now? That is nuts.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that the.
Speaker 4: First time you ever stayed away in a school trip?
Speaker 4: It was so exciting. I remember it being so wildly excited.
Speaker 4: The excitement it was almost, man, It was almost out
Speaker 4: of control, wasn't it, with the wild hysteria of you
Speaker 4: and your mates. You're with your buddies and you went.
Speaker 4: It was the main job for me. My boos was
Speaker 4: just simply to annoy the teachers in any When I
Speaker 4: look back now as Nada.
Speaker 1: I think what pain we must have.
Speaker 4: There was a teacher we had called mister McNulty, and
Speaker 4: me and three mates were staying in this room right
Speaker 4: in these bunks, and the toilet was next door to
Speaker 4: our room, and so we would literally wait for mister
Speaker 4: McNulty to go to the toilet right and he went
Speaker 4: a lot. It was the first time I'd ever seen
Speaker 4: anyone who was a vegetarian, and all I seem to know,
Speaker 4: they really need to go to toilet lot.
Speaker 1: He kept going to toal it lot and we would
Speaker 1: take turns.
Speaker 4: Whenever he went to toy right, we would start rapping
Speaker 4: the door and just making noises at the door like this.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. That's when.
Speaker 4: It was the first experience, you know, when you laugh
Speaker 4: so hard you actually struggle to breathe. That was the
Speaker 4: first moment in my life, just from and he would
Speaker 4: get rid of you and go.
Speaker 1: I think I know who that is? Who is it?
Speaker 1: And start naming names? Please stop it, you need to
Speaker 1: come in. And then another one of us would go
Speaker 1: and again and go, I start rattling theready, go stop
Speaker 1: it now, and it would just the more we did.
Speaker 1: It's still making me laugh now. Think there was nine
Speaker 1: or ten, it's thirty years ago.
Speaker 9: You remember just.
Speaker 4: Thinking all your goal was, I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: a boy girl thing was just to try and irritate
Speaker 4: the teachers and break them.
Speaker 1: You'd even go, oh, he's going he's going on, you
Speaker 1: do something? Now? Was it like that view as well?
Speaker 2: I remember the two high priorities from the first Cool
Speaker 2: Camp were farting like fight on each other far in
Speaker 2: the sleeping bag, fart at night and it's so funny.
Speaker 2: And the other one was one kid bought chocolate laxatives
Speaker 2: to hand out as normal chocolate lord and it worked.
Speaker 4: Do you know what There must be so many games
Speaker 4: that people used to play just to wind up your teachers.
Speaker 4: Cooling this morning with the games used to play to
Speaker 4: wind up your teachers? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three. Do you used to do the one with
Speaker 4: your watch where you were trying to catch catch the
Speaker 4: sunlight on it and shine it in the eyes.
Speaker 1: When he was doing a speech. In the end, we
Speaker 1: were not allowed to bring.
Speaker 4: In watches because of doing that to any assemblies, because
Speaker 4: you'd have like fifteen boys who are trying to shine
Speaker 4: lights to try and blind him or something, you know,
Speaker 4: in his eyes. What are the games you play to
Speaker 4: annoy your teachers at school? Nine one oh four three.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: Every Thursday morning on the show we do something called
Speaker 4: the isolated vocal where we just played back about a
Speaker 4: minute of an isolated vocal performance from a great song.
Speaker 4: And on a Wednesday morning we played back some of
Speaker 4: our favorite ones brand new one tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: This is a classic from a couple of months ago,
Speaker 4: John bon Jovi Living on a Prayer originally going to
Speaker 4: be thrown out that he didn't even like the original
Speaker 4: take of the song, and it was Richie Sambor who
Speaker 4: made him keep playing with him playing with it. I
Speaker 4: think it's had something like over half a billion views.
Speaker 4: This the video along on YouTube their biggest hit and
Speaker 4: I think one of the greatest key changes in rock
Speaker 4: and roll as well. Anyway, having listen to this, John
Speaker 4: bon Jovi's got a great voice as this show's Jimmy
Speaker 4: to work on.
Speaker 1: The Dart.
Speaker 10: Union been on set.
Speaker 11: His dad on is lucky too, sort of she who
Speaker 11: wants a dinner all day.
Speaker 10: Working more man, she brings home her pay for love.
Speaker 8: Mmmm.
Speaker 9: For the.
Speaker 10: She says, we got a hold on to what we've got.
Speaker 10: It doesn't make a difference of we making on that
Speaker 10: we got each other.
Speaker 1: And that's a lad for love.
Speaker 10: We'll give it a shot headway there who.
Speaker 1: Live in on a prayer?
Speaker 10: Sick mind man, we'll make it out swear.
Speaker 1: Living on a prayer.
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Speaker 4: So the way is that you're trying to know and
Speaker 4: wind up your teachers nine four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three coome morning, Caitlyn.
Speaker 1: Okay, low Caitlyn, Yes Hi, I'm here.
Speaker 4: Okay, morning mate. Thanks for cooling us so early. So
Speaker 4: what was the way that you used to annoy your teachers?
Speaker 12: Yeah, so we into that individual desks at school, and
Speaker 12: so when she would turn around to write on the board,
Speaker 12: we would push them like an inch closer to her,
Speaker 12: and over the couple a few minutes, we'd get so
Speaker 12: close to her she'd turn around and she would flip it.
Speaker 12: I think we called it death crollers or something by.
Speaker 4: The tide of desks slowly creeping for or not, I
Speaker 4: think getting closer.
Speaker 2: Some of the best ways to annoy your teacher was
Speaker 2: a group a team effort, wasn't.
Speaker 1: It makes it more evil, like everyone sat to be
Speaker 1: organized so once in a way that the teachers could
Speaker 1: never get you to work together like that. That's a genius.
Speaker 1: Nice Kate, and have a good day.
Speaker 4: Thanks for colling mane Kerry, good morning, Good morning, Hey,
Speaker 4: good morning, carry I hope you well.
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling. So what's the way that you used
Speaker 1: to annoy your teachers.
Speaker 13: We used to have a math teacher and every day
Speaker 13: he wore the same pants and they were black, so
Speaker 13: we put talk along the blackboard ledge and when he
Speaker 13: leaned on it, he'd have it all over his pants.
Speaker 13: And every every day it got worse and worse as
Speaker 13: the week went on. And then we had I had
Speaker 13: him made a ruler. And because we're in a portable
Speaker 13: when we had this math class, we used to shine
Speaker 13: the sun in his eyes, and then everybody would throw
Speaker 13: their books out to the jows, and we'd tell him
Speaker 13: that the wings blew it out, so we'd all get
Speaker 13: our books.
Speaker 2: Yep, I've done a variation of all of that is
Speaker 2: just great.
Speaker 1: Class of those old metal rulers.
Speaker 4: I remember just before you had to go back and
Speaker 4: start a new school year, you always have to go
Speaker 4: and buy the shutterproof ruler. And remember I then spend
Speaker 4: the first week of school trying to break in a
Speaker 4: lesson out the window.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to break a shatterproof ruler.
Speaker 2: Grape of projectiles as well firing rubbers other pen lids.
Speaker 1: Do you ever used to get that little piece of
Speaker 1: paper and wet it chew up, and then yet the
Speaker 1: rule just flick on the yes and then hundreds of
Speaker 1: like static nights whill coming out from the ceiling.
Speaker 9: There the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 9: four point three and.
Speaker 4: Now it's time for Dave's Amazing Historical Facts, brought to
Speaker 4: you by lovel Lacross. So David is a guing We
Speaker 4: go to a He was on a phone in a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago and he seemed to know so
Speaker 4: much and have read so many books. I thought, we've
Speaker 4: got to use that knowledge that's up in his head.
Speaker 4: Once a week he dropped some historical facts. So the
Speaker 4: last couple of weeks we found out how the chop
Speaker 4: stit was invented, the origin of the humble handshake, where
Speaker 4: the saying a bundle of sticks that were stronger as
Speaker 4: a bundle of sticks comes from the invention of the tissue,
Speaker 4: the origins of the AFL and what last week why
Speaker 4: we drive on the left and right hand sides of
Speaker 4: the world. We have a great debt of thanks to
Speaker 4: Hey Dave, welcome back to the show as always, good.
Speaker 14: Mine, Thank you, Christian, Pat and Jack.
Speaker 1: How are you all well? The thanks for ours?
Speaker 4: You know last week when we were talking about castles
Speaker 4: and the staircases and why they like that and the
Speaker 4: sword arm being on the the sword being on the right.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you heard, but late in the morning,
Speaker 4: when we're still talking about castles, that's when I started
Speaker 4: talking about tribute chats and catapults, and from there came
Speaker 4: the casher bolt.
Speaker 1: So that's thanks to you.
Speaker 14: Well, awesome, I appreciate that. Yeah, we used to invent
Speaker 14: some pretty weikud weapons of war, backer, and even those
Speaker 14: those didn't.
Speaker 1: We and Dave, what are you dropping with us today?
Speaker 1: Apart from that phone by the sound of it?
Speaker 14: Ah, well, I thought, given at the time of the year,
Speaker 14: we seem to all do a fair bit because of
Speaker 14: Grand Finals times and horse races and stuff. The origins of.
Speaker 1: Beer and wine, perfect, yeah, take us take us through.
Speaker 1: It was wine before beer, which came first?
Speaker 14: Beer came first?
Speaker 1: Right? And how old is beer?
Speaker 14: Well, beer's not that much, all of them, line, but
Speaker 14: they're BOTHA can have a guess how long deer mine's
Speaker 14: being around for?
Speaker 2: I would you distracting it? I can't kind of concentrate.
Speaker 1: It's a not cracking. Are you up to something right now?
Speaker 14: You make him put the phone down on the bench.
Speaker 14: That's all I'll hold it in hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about the traditionally, that's the way we still
Speaker 1: use it.
Speaker 14: Who can have a guest as to how long deer
Speaker 14: and wife being around?
Speaker 4: Dave, stop pumping around the phone, Dave. Does it go
Speaker 4: back to Mesopotamium times?
Speaker 14: Oh spot, I'm Christian.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know much about history, but I do
Speaker 1: know quite a bit about beer.
Speaker 14: Yes it does. There was the ancient Sumerians way back
Speaker 14: in about five six thousand BC, invented probably by accident. Actually,
Speaker 14: what about beer?
Speaker 1: By accident? What were you trying to.
Speaker 14: Or both deer and wine were discovered by accident through
Speaker 14: storage process going wrong. So they would have been storing
Speaker 14: beer in mobil the goat skin sack or some sort.
Speaker 14: Water would have gone in there accidentally one ye, sells
Speaker 14: all you need and next thing, you know, the whole
Speaker 14: fermentation process started. So they would have fouled their grain
Speaker 14: and they would have said, oh no, ruin this bag
Speaker 14: of grain. What's this dewey stuff that's coming out?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 14: Hello, that doesn't taste.
Speaker 2: They still make it the same way today, yeah.
Speaker 14: Basically yeah, and fame withus wine. They would have been
Speaker 14: storing grape juice in four A or even where pots
Speaker 14: crockery and all tastes for one year, cell to get
Speaker 14: in there and bang it starts chilling with sugar to
Speaker 14: produce alcohol, and wine was born the same way.
Speaker 4: Accidentally, I wonder who the first recorded drunk was than
Speaker 4: the first person, and got a bit merry and then
Speaker 4: started to find out, is it someone in the munchies? Yeah,
Speaker 4: caught up a chariot to bring me something.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so quickly wrap it up. The wine, of course,
Speaker 14: that's different. Wine has been around since that's thousand BC
Speaker 14: as well. Some people say seven thousand BC comes out
Speaker 14: of two areas, China and roughly Georgia as a Bajar
Speaker 14: and that sort of very northern Turkey sort of invented
Speaker 14: the wine because that's where the grape vine come from.
Speaker 14: And wine means vine in Latin and beer means to
Speaker 14: drink in Latin, so that's where the two names came from.
Speaker 14: It'd be interesting to Christian and I think Pat might
Speaker 14: like this. But in ancient Babylonian times, it was actually
Speaker 14: the women that ran and owned the brewing industry, and
Speaker 14: they also owned the taverns. It was a women's, heavily
Speaker 14: women's dominated industry.
Speaker 1: On this show Babylonian pants.
Speaker 14: Yeah. And then also in ancient Babylonian times, they were
Speaker 14: first to bring up a code of laws about brewing
Speaker 14: beer and about public toxication. So we've had laws about
Speaker 14: beer for a long time. The Code of Hany Rabbi,
Speaker 14: which was an ancient document or stelle, actually had a
Speaker 14: two hundred and eighty two rules on it. Several of
Speaker 14: those rules were pertaining to beer and alone, and one
Speaker 14: of those rules were, and I read it for it,
Speaker 14: any brewer found to be producing tossic or noxious beers
Speaker 14: shall be drowning in their own vat.
Speaker 1: Well, there are some pubs that I'm drinking in London
Speaker 1: where they are not sticking to that.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I dare say an ancient Babylonian times people probably
Speaker 14: pushed threw pretty good beer.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, amazing. And what's it? Just quickly, what's
Speaker 1: the istu of Champagne?
Speaker 4: Was that monks that made champagne or gave champagne to
Speaker 4: the world, and there are some monks that still make
Speaker 4: it now.
Speaker 14: It was Champagne's started up in a region of France.
Speaker 14: And what makes champagne especially particular, especially just a sparkling wine,
Speaker 14: is because of where the grapes are growing. It's a
Speaker 14: limestone area and it's just absolutely perfect for the actual
Speaker 14: grape vine. It's probably the most ideal conditions for a
Speaker 14: grape vine to grow up in.
Speaker 4: Who do you know all this stuff you came on
Speaker 4: to talk about being wine and I just at the
Speaker 4: end asked about champagne and you knew right away about limestone.
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that.
Speaker 14: Well, there's one of the areas of Australia that the
Speaker 14: successful and growing wine as well, because they have a
Speaker 14: lot of limestone based such as Pinola and South Australia,
Speaker 14: Hunter Valley, all those valleys Australia because of the limestone base,
Speaker 14: it's porous. Well great other viterary culture certificate anyway, I've
Speaker 14: got that years ago. But yeah, yeah, but no, in
Speaker 14: the old days, back when in Yuropan I used to
Speaker 14: do with a great prime of rat printing and so forth.
Speaker 14: But wine, like the great vine, likes porous aul. It
Speaker 14: does not like wet feet. If it gets wet feet
Speaker 14: at droughts, it tends to like very I.
Speaker 4: Can't stand if you get a wet soccer something that Yeah, Dave,
Speaker 4: we gotta we gotta go now. We got up against
Speaker 4: some now break but day.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for this week's historically nice all
Speaker 1: right next week? Thanks? Is it me?
Speaker 4: You sound like you'd actually been drinking load of the
Speaker 4: Christian colonell breakfast shown four point three tub emails that
Speaker 4: have come in in the last twenty four hours. We
Speaker 4: call them late to the party.
Speaker 1: Late yesterday.
Speaker 4: We're talking about Google StreetView and have any of you
Speaker 4: ever appeared on it? Corey Jacobs has oh see short
Speaker 4: and sharp. On the last day before the recent holidays,
Speaker 4: my outdoor ed class went for a walk around our
Speaker 4: town's lake to run some tests on the water. On
Speaker 4: our way back to the school located on the main
Speaker 4: road in the small country town I live in.
Speaker 1: The StreetView car went zip and passed.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you can only imagine how a whole class
Speaker 4: full of crazy teenagers went for the car. The driver
Speaker 4: gave us a cheeky beep of his little car. We're
Speaker 4: still waiting for the update. It should be too long
Speaker 4: before we see a gang of teenagers ruthlessly running at
Speaker 4: the car. Some people actually flicking the V signs as well.
Speaker 1: Nice for the.
Speaker 4: World to see what the locals here in Australia do
Speaker 4: when finding the Google street car. That's some Corey team.
Speaker 4: This is Captain Mark Featherstone again. Avid podcast list are
Speaker 4: from London, Christian. I have some questions about Jack. Has
Speaker 4: Jack got a slightly more intelligent twin? Jack number one?
Speaker 4: Jack number one is the guy who made a very
Speaker 4: good cryptic crossword. I do a lot of crosswords and
Speaker 4: it was very quite very high quality. However, the Jack
Speaker 4: who's often on your show, let's examine the evidence. Number one,
Speaker 4: Jack didn't know. Jack two didn't know that cars need
Speaker 4: water to keep them cool. Jack fact number two. Jack
Speaker 4: two didn't know that fault lights on cars, often referred
Speaker 4: to as idiot lights, mean anything. Three he missed up
Speaker 4: building the catapult. Yes sair on step one of the instructions.
Speaker 4: Is there two Jack posts and he uses one so
Speaker 4: he can do a bit work less work coming into
Speaker 4: work with you just started to bring this to you
Speaker 4: and the team's attention.
Speaker 1: Captain Mark. Thank you very much, Captain Mark. It's a
Speaker 1: good question.
Speaker 2: Thank you Mark. I do know that the warning light
Speaker 2: on a car means something's wrong. I'm not a complete idiot.
Speaker 1: That's coming today.
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Speaker 4: So we've got Ellen John tickets coming up. But the
Speaker 4: really big thing that's been happening behind the scenes is
Speaker 4: the last couple of weeks, I've had suspicions about a
Speaker 4: team member and yesterday events push came to shove and
Speaker 4: I do believe that someone on this team is a
Speaker 4: spy for Fox FM. And I'm happy to apologize to
Speaker 4: that person if during the next hour or so they are.
Speaker 1: Proved to not be a spy, proved innocent. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: the person we're talking about is a recent team recruit
Speaker 1: called Blake.
Speaker 4: Blake is a lovely guy. He's a great guy. Despite
Speaker 4: being from Queensland, He's still a good guy. However, a
Speaker 4: couple of little things here and there, when you add
Speaker 4: them all up, I start to think he came from FOXFM,
Speaker 4: that actually his heart is stalled there.
Speaker 1: Let me just ask you this team.
Speaker 4: You know that we have a very private WhatsApp group, okay,
Speaker 4: and what gets talked about there is highly confidential show ideas, Yes,
Speaker 4: who is the only person to ever talk about the
Speaker 4: secret sound possibly going tomorrow on Fox FM's Breakfast show
Speaker 4: in our group Blake Blake, who screwed up the Catapult
Speaker 4: presentation to the sales team yesterday.
Speaker 2: And just about your direct order to not take part Blake.
Speaker 1: Who tried to take your role in the presentation yesterday.
Speaker 2: Blake, there you go.
Speaker 4: So that's the guy. So I'm saying that I think
Speaker 4: might be working for Fox.
Speaker 2: Also, when we high did Freddie Mercury impersonator in last
Speaker 2: week doing the Queen songs, Blake almost fumbled the negotiation
Speaker 2: and he didn't sing for us.
Speaker 4: Freddie wasn't singing on Monday because of Blake. So put
Speaker 4: these little things together. Blake also worked as socks off
Speaker 4: on the Grand Final for weeks of thankless stuff.
Speaker 1: However, this is what spies do. Get a couple of
Speaker 1: things right.
Speaker 4: Then you're not paying it all high fives about the
Speaker 4: Grand Final. I'm paying attention to you, Blake, and now
Speaker 4: it's time for you to take a lie to test.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I know there has been an instead of a larger
Speaker 4: tech to test and an Australian breakfast show and that
Speaker 4: didn't go very well.
Speaker 1: However, this is a very different thing.
Speaker 4: So we have an expert, Elizabeth Martin, who's in the
Speaker 4: right now. Good morning Elizabeth, Good morning Christian so I
Speaker 4: wonder if you could tell everyone listening right now, what
Speaker 4: is your official job Tarle?
Speaker 1: What your qualifications?
Speaker 15: My official job title is forensic psychophysiology, of which I've
Speaker 15: a diploma in that. I'm a twenty two year retired
Speaker 15: veteran of Baltimore Police in the United States, and I
Speaker 15: moved here about ten years ago and we now have
Speaker 15: the largest polygraph agency in Australia.
Speaker 1: Wow, well well done. Yes? So do you out of it?
Speaker 1: Do you think during the next hour you'll be to
Speaker 1: wheedle out whether this Blake guy is a spy for
Speaker 1: a rival radio station Fox FA.
Speaker 15: I think this Blake guy is in for an experience
Speaker 15: that he has never been through before.
Speaker 1: I've noticed. Is it part of your training?
Speaker 4: You are incredibly calm, almost unsettling if you.
Speaker 1: See Are you really here to analyze me?
Speaker 4: Because I'm starting to film paranoid like you've been hired
Speaker 4: by my wife.
Speaker 1: Who's hired Blake but secretly controlling this all.
Speaker 15: You know, we do have incidents of husbands and wives
Speaker 15: coming to see us for polygraph tests on fidelity.
Speaker 16: So happy to have you come to the office, Christian.
Speaker 1: I always say the couple that my wife maybe sit
Speaker 1: one at the wedding vowels at this at the front
Speaker 1: of the autar.
Speaker 4: Do you I was actually wired up doing all the
Speaker 4: vowels all right, So what would happen then?
Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
Speaker 4: Because in the movies you see someone wide up and
Speaker 4: there's the needles on a graft going up and down
Speaker 4: with like the pulse right and sweat rates.
Speaker 1: Is that what you do?
Speaker 16: Actually?
Speaker 15: No, that is that's an old analog machine and those
Speaker 15: haven't been used.
Speaker 2: What a shame that machine was coming here.
Speaker 4: So you've got like a knuckle dust. I've noticed you
Speaker 4: just beat him in a way that doesn't leave marks.
Speaker 1: So it's a soap in a sop. That's right, right,
Speaker 1: you can and then we'll work out.
Speaker 15: Actually, you know, if we do it all with the mind,
Speaker 15: it's easier to disturb somebody's mind into soup.
Speaker 1: Even someone from Queensland actually is easier.
Speaker 16: Well, it's the beach mentality.
Speaker 2: So what is the actual bit bit of a can
Speaker 2: when you've brought in.
Speaker 1: Weird just your lunch. You come in with a very
Speaker 1: large suit.
Speaker 15: We have the we are the only ones that use
Speaker 15: the latest technology. So we have an instrument called the
Speaker 15: Lafayette alex six thousand, that big long one.
Speaker 1: It's the latest Apple upgrade.
Speaker 15: It's the it's the epitome of computerized polygraph technology.
Speaker 1: So what do you measure them to work? Everything?
Speaker 15: We measure your pulse, we measure your breathing, we measure
Speaker 15: that little bit of sweat that happens when you're under stress.
Speaker 15: We're measuring any movement when you're actually in our offices.
Speaker 15: We've got six cameras trained on you.
Speaker 1: A test link, right, and stuff like that.
Speaker 15: Expression from the minute you walk in to the minute
Speaker 15: that you leave, you are being analyzed in every single
Speaker 15: aspect your speech, your body, your face, your eyes, your hands,
Speaker 15: your feet, everything.
Speaker 4: Can people be trained to trick these machines because people
Speaker 4: are taught to do this for real, aren't that?
Speaker 15: It's not the machine, the instrument itself. The instrument itself
Speaker 15: is actually one hundred percent right in its recording. Okay,
Speaker 15: the instrument itself is perfect. What you can be trained
Speaker 15: to do is be an untrained and inexperienced polygraph examiner.
Speaker 15: And that's where you need to make sure that if
Speaker 15: you are going to have something like this done, do
Speaker 15: your research. Make sure they're qualified, make sure they've gone
Speaker 15: to an accredited school and have the accredited documentation and
Speaker 15: qualifications and background. They belong to official organizations. You can
Speaker 15: beat a bad examiner, Yes.
Speaker 1: Can they be, Elizabeth Martin?
Speaker 2: Nope, guess we got the right.
Speaker 16: Welcome him to come try.
Speaker 1: All right, So we're going to leave you.
Speaker 17: Now.
Speaker 4: You're going to go into a spare studio here where
Speaker 4: you can be with Blake alone. And i'd imagine, now
Speaker 4: do you not measure his base rate so you know
Speaker 4: what a normal kind of resting.
Speaker 15: We will have a chat Blake and I of which
Speaker 15: you know would be a confidential in nature. If he
Speaker 15: chooses to disclose that to you, that's up to him.
Speaker 16: But Blake and I will have a little one on
Speaker 16: one check and then you.
Speaker 4: Bring out the sort of the electrode to the buzzers
Speaker 4: and start zapping in when he still know.
Speaker 15: What he doesn't know is if he actually is disruptive,
Speaker 15: you get a little shock.
Speaker 16: From those machines. Brilliant kidding.
Speaker 2: Should we speak to Blake beforehand or wet muddy the waters?
Speaker 16: If we don't say anything to him, just let me
Speaker 16: have him.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this is great, Well speak to say, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: thank you very.
Speaker 9: Much, very much the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 9: one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three seventeen minutes past nine or even nineteen minutes past seven.
Speaker 1: I'll get nervous about this line, detective test. Do you
Speaker 1: feel slightly on edge? Yes? She had. She was brilliantness
Speaker 1: with Martin, but she's she's.
Speaker 2: This is one of my fast nothing wrong. Even if
Speaker 2: Blake is innocent and he's not a spy for rival
Speaker 2: radio station. Wouldn't you be nervous now, just knowing you're
Speaker 2: going into the polygraph test.
Speaker 4: And then the radio show and what people are going
Speaker 4: to think even if you're clear or surely they take
Speaker 4: into account because in the real life Elizabeth Martin has
Speaker 4: been part of some big vice units and stuff like
Speaker 4: that where they're dealing with people who are being accused
Speaker 4: of serious crimes. Surely they're going to take into account
Speaker 4: than people who are just nervous when they might be
Speaker 4: going to prison. Oh what happens on that machine? How
Speaker 4: can they be relaxed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there should be a setting on the machine. Just
Speaker 2: watch out for.
Speaker 4: Sweaty, sweaty nervous bogan. He's got one of the demno mode.
Speaker 4: She's got on it. But yeah, anyway, so after eighty
Speaker 4: cotton this morning is when we will find out, we'll
Speaker 4: start to go through it. She's just has to establish
Speaker 4: a base rate now with Blake, and then we can
Speaker 4: start to ask him the questions about his alliances or
Speaker 4: not with Fox FM, and whether some of the key
Speaker 4: things have happened though last couple of weeks are and
Speaker 4: he just an accident happens. You know, he's working very
Speaker 4: hard to under the best or the part of some
Speaker 4: kind of sabotage plot by Fox FM to bring us down,
Speaker 4: and he is in fact a sleeper cell or the
Speaker 4: Trojan Blake. Earlier on this morning, we were talking about
Speaker 4: the history of wine and beer, and remember and I
Speaker 4: just asked, who do we think was the first person
Speaker 4: to get drunk? Calvin listen to Calvin knows Noah from
Speaker 4: the arc. The first recorded drunk was Noah. After he
Speaker 4: got off the boat, he planted a vineyard, made some
Speaker 4: wine and got drunk.
Speaker 2: Why did we just take that for granted?
Speaker 4: I love that that's facts in Calvin's mind. I can
Speaker 4: imagine actually, if we do go along with a theory,
Speaker 4: if you'd have built a boat and then loaded up
Speaker 4: a load of stinking animals two by two, three by three,
Speaker 4: And I don't even know how he stored them all
Speaker 4: with the certain animals, what part of the ship they
Speaker 4: went to and would they fight and fall out? And
Speaker 4: then he took them away? And then when he did
Speaker 4: get to safety, anyone would want to drink hanging and.
Speaker 2: Need a drink after this.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three, Ellen John and his final Australian Shows, Final shows
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Speaker 4: You can win them this week you know carls Don
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Speaker 4: who is singing at Elton John actually did it himself
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Speaker 4: ten weeks of ticket It's still gonna have nine weeks
Speaker 4: to go giving you the best tickets. So the biggest
Speaker 4: shows in town Elk John this week you two next
Speaker 4: week they're over in November. Joshua Tree Live an Amazing
Speaker 4: night show, one of rock and Roll's most seminal classic
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Speaker 4: All right, then this week we're giving you the chance
Speaker 4: to go and see ELK.
Speaker 1: John live with postcode I forgot that it just doesn't it?
Speaker 1: All right? I'mber Jack. Now to shake the balls. Two
Speaker 1: numbers will be Pauls.
Speaker 4: And if your postcode has those numbers in in any order,
Speaker 4: you call up as quickly as you can out of
Speaker 4: nine four on four, one oh four three, pull ball
Speaker 4: number two on first ball number one, number eight, number eight,
Speaker 4: but who is joining number eight? Pull ball number two?
Speaker 1: So dramassive that the jar.
Speaker 2: Number five, the five and the eight. Does your postcode
Speaker 2: have an eight and a five in it? And then
Speaker 2: you have to prove that you really live in that suburb?
Speaker 4: Tough questions yesterday as Jack went walks about, walk about,
Speaker 4: sing camberwell, where could it be off to today?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Nines are up and now nine four one four, one
Speaker 4: oh four three the numbers five and eight or eight
Speaker 4: and five or anyway you work it out nine four
Speaker 4: one four one o four three.
Speaker 9: Cool Now the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 9: oh four point three Christian.
Speaker 4: I think you must have people listening to show in
Speaker 4: Hong Kong on the news last night the protesters start
Speaker 4: to wheel out catapult.
Speaker 1: Did they mind They've.
Speaker 4: Got medieval over there in Hong Kong and those protesters.
Speaker 1: And I love this.
Speaker 4: Yesterday we were talking about Google's street view and how
Speaker 4: any of you've been in the taking a photo when
Speaker 4: the little car comes around.
Speaker 1: I was at a rental for ten years. No pets
Speaker 1: were allowed. However, Google's street view captured my cat lounging
Speaker 1: in the sun on the lounge and window sill. The
Speaker 1: landlord saw it. How amazing is that? Not for you, Tanya,
Speaker 1: but that is quite stunny? All right, lines and down closed.
Speaker 4: Well, this morning's post code bingo Jack posts revealed the
Speaker 4: balls five and eight.
Speaker 1: Lumber holds.
Speaker 2: Little did I know when I was pulling the balls
Speaker 2: innocently that I live in a suburb with those numbers.
Speaker 1: You knew because this is a high pressure job for
Speaker 1: Jack this week, because straight away, within about two minutes,
Speaker 1: you've got to work out three instant questions to do
Speaker 1: with someone's postcode and area you might not know ver
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 4: That's right, and the last two days, he says, stressful
Speaker 4: and now suddenly Coburg is it Richmond tomorrow?
Speaker 2: I promise you these numbers were chosen at random, but
Speaker 2: Coburg does fit those two numbers.
Speaker 1: Wren, it is you ran well down and getting through?
Speaker 1: Who all right, Wren? How long have you been a
Speaker 1: resident of Coburg?
Speaker 17: Ah that twenty years? Christian?
Speaker 4: You should walk this Okay, Jack's only been there, would
Speaker 4: have been there two years?
Speaker 2: Two years?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 2: Well really on the year, all right, Wren. The KFC
Speaker 2: on Bell Street famously not one of the best KFCs
Speaker 2: in the city. I'm sad to say they need to
Speaker 2: lift their game. However, if I was to catch the
Speaker 2: train there, what station would I get off at?
Speaker 17: That's a very It's Covig station.
Speaker 2: It's Coburg station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, meet me too. I'd never thought you'd go for
Speaker 1: someone that easy. That's not a question.
Speaker 2: There's more than one station in Coburg, so it could
Speaker 2: have been a number of them. My second question, funnily enough,
Speaker 2: is also station based. The construction of the sky rail
Speaker 2: will painfully keep.
Speaker 1: Don't let this turn into one of your rants from
Speaker 1: the skyrail two years.
Speaker 2: They estimate the construction of the sky Rail might take
Speaker 2: where I will be woken up at all hours of
Speaker 2: the night. I might even it might even damage my
Speaker 2: performance on the show. Who knows time will tell?
Speaker 4: He's sticking it to the vic Cup today, Oh, Eddie McGuire.
Speaker 2: Which two stations will be elevated above ground?
Speaker 1: It's got nothing to it. Ran. If you live in.
Speaker 2: Coburg, you know what's going on with the skyrail.
Speaker 17: Oh well, okay, so I reckon one is going to
Speaker 17: be Coburg.
Speaker 2: One's going to be more correct.
Speaker 4: Second answer in Coburg's station. You really didn't get any
Speaker 4: sweat on.
Speaker 2: With these questions, all right, this is a non station
Speaker 2: based question for your third and final question, to see
Speaker 2: if you can go to Elton John Wren, do you
Speaker 2: know Sydney Road?
Speaker 17: Well, oh, vaguely yeah, it's a long strip.
Speaker 2: Okay, yesterday when I was in Camberwell, I needed some carpets.
Speaker 2: Now I didn't. I wasn't happy with carpet call and
Speaker 2: I need to go to a different carpet franchise. I've
Speaker 2: just been to the Coburg RSL to have a drink.
Speaker 1: I always have a cup of feers, then go looking
Speaker 1: for carpets. I go Kebab carpet that's me.
Speaker 2: And then next door to the RSL, Well, here we go,
Speaker 2: here's a carpet sale retailer or retail Are you actually
Speaker 2: having a stroke A really long question, jes What is
Speaker 2: the carpet place next to the RSL on Sydney Road.
Speaker 2: We got there, carpet it's just a themed.
Speaker 17: Song.
Speaker 2: It's carpet court. Yeah, you know the adds with the jester.
Speaker 17: Oh, yes, yes, all right, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It is pretty good, Wren. Are we sending him?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
Speaker 2: We go to the next caller.
Speaker 1: No, I think the show is actually amount to start
Speaker 1: my friend. Oh, we got there a long time. It
Speaker 1: was a marathon, Wren. You're off to go and see
Speaker 1: El John live.
Speaker 17: Wow, awesome, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I'll see you in Coberg. Wren.
Speaker 1: Thanks alright, thank you very much. Those questions come on, mate,
Speaker 1: come on, you had a good day. Yesterday's one of
Speaker 1: the twins is in today.
Speaker 2: I'll promise you no more carpet questions for the rest
Speaker 2: of the world.
Speaker 4: It's the station based ones that are so wilent to
Speaker 4: see poring. Okay, I want a carpet question every day.
Speaker 1: For the rest this week. Okay.
Speaker 9: The Christian who breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 9: point three.
Speaker 1: Of the week. Care I mean my daughters.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we like to do a thing where we each
Speaker 4: take turn to putting up a YouTube music video right there,
Speaker 4: show me the one that they like, or many older
Speaker 4: ones that they've seen, and stuff like this. Anyway, we
Speaker 4: were going down a wormhole of Madonna videos, right They're
Speaker 4: getting into Madonna and some of the songs of this.
Speaker 4: So anyway, the eldest teenager who is going through an
Speaker 4: exciting period in her life, you know, she has.
Speaker 1: A friend who is a boy. Thank you.
Speaker 4: She puts up like a virgin and we sit there
Speaker 4: watching this and I'm thinking, is she trying to oh no?
Speaker 4: And then I go after that, she goes, it's your
Speaker 4: turn now, I q up Papa Don't Preach.
Speaker 1: And it ended the game.
Speaker 4: By the way, Patsy, do you remember the amazing video
Speaker 4: for Papa Don't Preach? Had the old Italian dad and
Speaker 4: the wife beat her vest and there was the mechanic
Speaker 4: boyfriend who was ripped and had grease stains across his
Speaker 4: forehead and the dad was got pushed over in a
Speaker 4: fight with him. It was when music videos in the
Speaker 4: eighties were so literal to do.
Speaker 1: With the lyrics.
Speaker 4: Last week when we were playing Private Eyes on, I
Speaker 4: said vocal hall of notes, and I saw the video
Speaker 4: again of the weekend. They are dressed as private detectives
Speaker 4: for the video of Prime they met the brainstorming sessions.
Speaker 4: The videos in the eighties must have been less than
Speaker 4: five minutes by the time we got all the pastries out,
Speaker 4: well quicker than.
Speaker 1: What we're going to do.
Speaker 4: Ye're leaving the rooms training away early on this morning.
Speaker 4: Then we found out that Mama Bear and Papa Pair,
Speaker 4: which is Pats and her husband Chris. The little baby bear,
Speaker 4: Audrey is leaving the cave for the first time for
Speaker 4: a night right to go on her first school camp,
Speaker 4: which is exciting for Audie, really exciting, however, unsettling for
Speaker 4: mom and dad and so you all went on a
Speaker 4: road trip yesterday to scouts out where she's going tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Wasn't my idea.
Speaker 4: I don't buy any of this. You are a strong woman, right,
Speaker 4: and that is amazing. You are not a pushover. There's
Speaker 4: no way I've met Chris that is an easy going guy.
Speaker 4: There's no way Chris is making you do anything you
Speaker 4: don't want to do.
Speaker 3: Well I needed to support. We say, who drove the car,
Speaker 3: Daddy beardy Bear.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you were riding shotgun with a shotgun.
Speaker 4: Where you sat at the front right with someone up
Speaker 4: top like in Mad Max with the sunroo big old
Speaker 4: rubars at the front shooting rus out the words.
Speaker 1: A little banjo plucker on the back.
Speaker 5: Yes, we might have made a pilgrimage briefly, just to
Speaker 5: check the diggings out.
Speaker 2: Do you get actually into the school camp because I
Speaker 2: imagine it's not a crowba.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, and we're a bit stressed. There's
Speaker 5: no gate like you're just driving over the cattle.
Speaker 1: But there will be today. Chris is going to Bunnings
Speaker 1: tomorrow and there's brand new amazing Bunnings fencing their freshing motel,
Speaker 1: emote a guard house, minds place has changed the prison
Speaker 1: guard here with a shotgun walk the line, dead man walking.
Speaker 3: We did check it out.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what, I'd be the same.
Speaker 4: You know, if Chris needs someone else to run sentry
Speaker 4: duty in shifts with him my life, I'd come out
Speaker 4: as well. I do know what it's like, Pats. Anyway,
Speaker 4: we were talking about this earlier at the start. Today's show,
Speaker 4: and also about the joy when you do go on camp,
Speaker 4: you know, and just how hysterical it all gets. Do
Speaker 4: you remember you never go to bed on time, even
Speaker 4: though they turn the lights out. There's the noise and
Speaker 4: the screeching. It's almost too much, isn't it. It's like
Speaker 4: everyone's had too much of a some sweets. It's like
Speaker 4: Christmas Eve for the kids. But I remember when we
Speaker 4: were on a camp. The really great thing was for boys,
Speaker 4: I postly speaking, it was to try and break the
Speaker 4: teachers and just find creative ways of annoying them. Same
Speaker 4: in the classroom as well. We had some great calls
Speaker 4: earlier about ways you used to annoy your teachers.
Speaker 1: There's a classic slow creep, slow move of the desks.
Speaker 4: You've got to do it subtle, just barely an inch
Speaker 4: at a time, and an inch at time. As they
Speaker 4: turn around, you move a bit forward until I finally snap.
Speaker 4: I think what's must ups at the teachers the most
Speaker 4: is that the classes had to come together to pour
Speaker 4: that one off.
Speaker 2: We had a similar one to where the class had
Speaker 2: to work in tandem. So every time the teacher faced
Speaker 2: the board, one student would leave the portable and go
Speaker 2: outside and then you would slowly lose students of the class. Yes,
Speaker 2: during the sessions.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: They know, what did you begin every lesson in the
Speaker 4: the first one in the morning with the class register?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we call the role We called up.
Speaker 4: Did you have to take it in turn to go
Speaker 4: and return the register to the head office and stuff that?
Speaker 4: Do you know this, Rick, I'm sure they don't do it,
Speaker 4: not that it's some kind of fingerprints signing a retina scan.
Speaker 4: By the way, I saw my kids school shoes as
Speaker 4: I was leaving this morning. Why kids school shoes still
Speaker 4: so big and clumpy?
Speaker 3: They're ugly? Aren't they go into them?
Speaker 2: That was always what my mom said.
Speaker 4: Why are they when you got like Nikes and Adidas
Speaker 4: that they go around and in the weekend that barely
Speaker 4: one gram But they have to get their those clumpy
Speaker 4: skis basically and go around and score with a giant
Speaker 4: backpack they've got on now it's like twenty kilos of
Speaker 4: like books and foal and encyclopedias. But anyway, the other
Speaker 4: game we used to like to do is when they
Speaker 4: were calling out the registers bit by bit to a
Speaker 4: slightly more crazier Yes, sir, or yes, ma'am than the
Speaker 4: person before you by the time they got to know
Speaker 4: the kid who was twentieth or for me midway through
Speaker 4: with the surname of O'Connor.
Speaker 15: And.
Speaker 1: Tell they go, that's enough with the funnies today.
Speaker 2: Class another great teamwork one. The whole class has to
Speaker 2: come together and commit to it.
Speaker 4: And you start with just amard yes, and then they
Speaker 4: have to get crazy and craze.
Speaker 1: Then they just break.
Speaker 4: You know, that's just that's the start of a human
Speaker 4: beings day as well. Now I feel nothing but remorse
Speaker 4: for those sides, but at the time, so one of
Speaker 4: those moner. Then we're looking for your calls nine one
Speaker 4: four one O four three Ways and the games you
Speaker 4: came to came up with the annoy your teachers? How
Speaker 4: did you annoy your teachers? Give us a call nine
Speaker 4: four one four one O four three The.
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four points.
Speaker 4: Out the ways and the games used to play to
Speaker 4: annoy your teachers. Another one I sent Tomember, one of
Speaker 4: the kids I went to school with. He put banana
Speaker 4: in a teacher's exhaust partner's car.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's really dangerous.
Speaker 1: Isn't it. I don't ever do that. It's very very
Speaker 1: dangerous different times now, health and safety and stuff, that
Speaker 1: they're killed, all that fun of blowing up a teacher's car.
Speaker 1: Let's get Andrea on. Good morning Andrea. Hello, Good morning Andrew.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. And what wud the ways used
Speaker 1: to annoy your teachers? Mate?
Speaker 8: We would all get together and at the set time
Speaker 8: we would watch the clock and as soon as it
Speaker 8: hit that specific time, we would all throw our pencil
Speaker 8: cases onto the floor and that'd all spew everywhere, so
Speaker 8: we'd all have to get down on our hands and
Speaker 8: knees and pick everything up, or it was an earthquake.
Speaker 8: We'd all shake our desks.
Speaker 1: Terrors.
Speaker 8: And that was at a Catholic girls school.
Speaker 2: They're so simple sometimes, but I would that would make
Speaker 2: that class fun for me, just watching the clock tick
Speaker 2: like that, waiting.
Speaker 4: Time, excitement first of a kind of flash small you
Speaker 4: are meeting up there to do it.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. Andrew, thank you very much. You kill me.
Speaker 8: You have a good day, you too, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 14: Hi.
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 4: Oh sorry Michelle, I think you were just goodness knows
Speaker 4: well you're up to actually Michelle's that's right.
Speaker 1: Are you busy? And thanks for friend up some time
Speaker 1: to give us a call. What were the ways used
Speaker 1: to annoy your teachers? Michelle?
Speaker 6: Okay, so in primary school, I have one an identical twin.
Speaker 6: They couldn't tell us the part. So my sister and
Speaker 6: I were key up a time and then we would
Speaker 6: swap classrooms. So we'd go to the toilet, she would
Speaker 6: go to my classroom. I would go to her classroom,
Speaker 6: and we would confuse the teachers. This is They had
Speaker 6: no idea that we swapped classroom.
Speaker 1: It's like face off. It's probably when they got the idea.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the exact plot twist of Big Brother two
Speaker 2: thousand and three, where they sent two twins in the
Speaker 2: They would keep swapping over the loans, but we.
Speaker 6: Did everything, even the homework. We would swap boyfriends. We
Speaker 6: like to say boy.
Speaker 1: Saw a video about that once. I was looking for
Speaker 1: something else as kids.
Speaker 6: As kids, But the teachers had no idea that we
Speaker 6: would swap, and they'd be like, Michelle, what are you doing? No,
Speaker 6: I'm sharen.
Speaker 1: All right, Michelle, thank you very much and cool, okay, bye,
Speaker 1: Hey listen, you should see Jack's nervous finger there right,
Speaker 1: Jack is the person who puts calls through it takes
Speaker 1: them off. Old ET's finger came out then we swapped boyfriend,
Speaker 1: must stop the fingers out? What's about to get thrown
Speaker 1: off there? It's the first time I've seen that that
Speaker 1: long finger come out this year. I mean, where has
Speaker 1: it been with some of the other dron goes. We
Speaker 1: had on a nice innocent chat with Michelle boyfriend swapping
Speaker 1: with twins.
Speaker 2: You have already used the phrase today it was a
Speaker 2: different time. I don't know how many times we can
Speaker 2: use that phrase to get us out of things on
Speaker 2: the show.
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Speaker 4: During the next half an hour, anything could happen. Sadly,
Speaker 4: I have my suspicions and they are just suspicions. But
Speaker 4: to eliminate suspicions, we must do what we have to.
Speaker 4: During the next half an hour, that a team member
Speaker 4: on the show is actually a spy for Fox FM.
Speaker 4: Where they have come from, they have been working for
Speaker 4: the Fox and they come over here. The man is
Speaker 4: called Blake, a good guy, a good man, but sometimes
Speaker 4: a good man can turn bad. And I think he's
Speaker 4: been turned bad. An innocent mind, a Queenslander, very innocent,
Speaker 4: simple people.
Speaker 2: He's been here less than a year after working at Fox.
Speaker 1: For minute. Things are gone wrong, Jack, not all of them,
Speaker 1: blakes all of them, but enough little ones to add up.
Speaker 4: You start to think that's what a spy would do,
Speaker 4: someone trying to bring it bring down. And right now
Speaker 4: we are in a ratings war. We are locked in.
Speaker 4: It's US and Fox, zero point two percent between us
Speaker 4: and them.
Speaker 2: Having a mole in the building could be making the difference, can.
Speaker 4: Be making all the difference. I believe he's taken two salaries.
Speaker 4: We're paying him and Feefe's paying him as well. So John,
Speaker 4: the next half an hour he's going to begin undergoing
Speaker 4: he's happy to do this.
Speaker 1: He's happy to do this. He's undergoing a lie to
Speaker 1: test and of course he's happy to do it. That's
Speaker 1: his training, that's how they train him at Fox. They
Speaker 1: go through this rigorous kind of spy camp, train in
Speaker 1: case they ever get caught, as they call it, behind
Speaker 1: enemy lines. Here on Richmond and the lady in who
Speaker 1: be doing this, Joe next half and hour so we
Speaker 1: can all hear is Elizabeth Martin. Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Martin, Thank you very much, Christian. Now just remind
Speaker 1: every one of your qualifications, please, Elizabeth.
Speaker 15: So, I am in the managing director and a forensic
Speaker 15: psychophysiologist with Advanced polygraph here in Melbourne. We are the
Speaker 15: largest polygraph agency in Australia. I am a retired twenty
Speaker 15: two year veteran of police Department outside of Baltimore, Maryland
Speaker 15: in the United States, and I've been here ten years
Speaker 15: with advanced polygraph.
Speaker 1: So you would have worked in your time some high
Speaker 1: profile cases I have.
Speaker 15: I've worked with the Secret Service, I've worked with the FBI,
Speaker 15: numerous law enforcement agencies both in the US as well
Speaker 15: as here.
Speaker 1: What an interesting, interesting line of work, right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love it, And you would have taken down some bad people.
Speaker 15: Look, every time I go into a situation, it could
Speaker 15: be a bad person, and today is no difference.
Speaker 1: Already you're picking up something.
Speaker 16: From him, right, I met him earlier.
Speaker 15: And what did you think I have to say? It's
Speaker 15: it's questionable at this point.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, look we'll see what happens to the
Speaker 4: next half an hour. Stay with us, and we're going
Speaker 4: to find out whether Blake or not is a spy
Speaker 4: for Fox FM.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 9: point three.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this a moment of true.
Speaker 4: I wish I didn't have to do. This is the
Speaker 4: last thing I want to be doing on a radio show,
Speaker 4: trust me. But however, recently there has been a string
Speaker 4: of events that have led me to the belief that
Speaker 4: the team member by the name of Blake, a recent
Speaker 4: recruit from Fox FM, is indeed leaking sea secrets and deliberately,
Speaker 4: wherever possible.
Speaker 1: Undermining the show, sabotaging.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say that so right now, Blake, Good morning, Blake,
Speaker 4: Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, Blake. You know I love you man. You're
Speaker 1: a great guy.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 4: When you rocks up, I thought this guy is going
Speaker 4: to end up becoming a friend of mine. But I
Speaker 4: think you've been stabbing me.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, we are we are friends.
Speaker 4: Don't try and learn me back into your house of
Speaker 4: lies that he's sitting right now, Blake, I'm going to
Speaker 4: blow that house apartment.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth and we were already hooked up is he friends
Speaker 2: with Christian? Is he telling the truth? Yes?
Speaker 16: At this point he has been truthful.
Speaker 1: Great to know.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you've established Elizabeth Martin is with us, she's
Speaker 4: running the line detective tests. Now that we're going to
Speaker 4: ask some questions of you, Blake, you've already established so
Speaker 4: a base response, yes.
Speaker 1: I have, So we have.
Speaker 15: We have Blake at this point in what we call
Speaker 15: a state of homeostasis, a co record to right, that
Speaker 15: doesn't mean that he's not afraid.
Speaker 4: And to describe some of the equipment. So he's got
Speaker 4: what looks like nipple tassels on it lit.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's how he comes in. And I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's cute.
Speaker 15: Look what he has on now is he's got water
Speaker 15: called numographs, and they are measuring his breathing rate, so
Speaker 15: he's upper and lower breathing rate on his fingers. He's
Speaker 15: got what are called das which are measuring the the
Speaker 15: sweat response. So when you are subjected to a stimulus,
Speaker 15: your body involuntarily can go into fight or flight and
Speaker 15: that will create certain things that happened into the body.
Speaker 2: In one of those is sweat, and the wires on
Speaker 2: his fingertips look like the light detectors you see in
Speaker 2: the movies. Yes, they do. The equipment they don't really
Speaker 2: have in the movies is the butt pad. There is
Speaker 2: a pad on his seat that measures his butt's response.
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 15: It's a sensor pad actually, and it actually measures movement
Speaker 15: because during a polygraz.
Speaker 16: He can't move.
Speaker 15: And believe it or not, it's really hard to sit
Speaker 15: still for three three and a half minutes for a holograph,
Speaker 15: it's very, very difficult. And the last thing that he's
Speaker 15: got on is a blood pressure cuff, which we have
Speaker 15: inflated and it stays inflated the entire time, and as
Speaker 15: Blake can tell you, it's not comfortable.
Speaker 1: Okay, Blake, are you ready for some questions as we
Speaker 1: try and clear this up? And I'll be ready to.
Speaker 4: Apologize at the end of this if I've been under
Speaker 4: any kind of misunderstand that you're not.
Speaker 1: In fact a spy for Fox, I'm ready abre to
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, So you're.
Speaker 16: Ready to go, Elizabeth, I am ready fire away.
Speaker 4: When asked who saw some Christian O'Connell branded shoehorns, did
Speaker 4: you Blake deliberately find some of poor cheap quality. No,
Speaker 4: Did you Blake deliberately sabotage the negotiation between Gold one
Speaker 4: oh four point three and the Freddie Mercury impersonator.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Did you deliberately disobey my order yesterday without being unseen
Speaker 4: on the video in the Casherpolt demonstration to the sales team?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 1: I know you lye with that one. Sorry, Yes, please?
Speaker 16: Do I think you need to ask that question again?
Speaker 4: Did you deliberately disobey my order about staying unseen during
Speaker 4: the demonstrations of the Casher pult to the sales team
Speaker 4: and let Jack do it?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 1: Do you deliberately sabotage the show?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: When we first started to work together you told us
Speaker 1: that you had climbed Mount Everest. You quickly downraded that
Speaker 1: been to base Camp one, which is at the bottom
Speaker 1: of it where oh people go to the gift shop there.
Speaker 1: Have you even been to base camp at Mount Everest? Yes?
Speaker 15: I have.
Speaker 1: Here is the big one, and I think, even if
Speaker 1: you're not a spy, this is what they might be
Speaker 1: all about, and this is what I'm picking up. Do
Speaker 1: you Blake want acts job?
Speaker 2: This one threw me.
Speaker 1: It's a no.
Speaker 15: Now, Christian, come on, I think that it's my professional
Speaker 15: opinion that you should ask this question again.
Speaker 2: Trying to deviate with the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, liar, liar, ands on fire? Do you want Jack's job?
Speaker 19: Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 16: Or no, please.
Speaker 2: Your honor.
Speaker 18: No.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm just going to play you piece of music
Speaker 1: here and we're going to measure your response. Now, I
Speaker 1: don't raise expressions, but he's grinning from it, grinning from
Speaker 1: air to it, and I got the feeling you get
Speaker 1: aroused then as well? Does it measure that I have
Speaker 1: You've got something around that.
Speaker 16: Unfortunately we haven't developed that technology.
Speaker 4: Small enough? All right, next question, Next question? Do you
Speaker 4: think that Fox FAM is a better radio station than
Speaker 4: Gold one?
Speaker 1: Oh? Four point three? No, last question? Just tell me, Blake,
Speaker 1: are you a spy for Fox FM?
Speaker 19: Christian, I'm not a spy for Fox FM.
Speaker 1: That concludes my questions, Elizabeth, Okay, now we're going to
Speaker 1: take a break. What can you just tell us straight away?
Speaker 1: What has become apparent?
Speaker 15: Well, it has become a parent at this point without
Speaker 15: without the formal analysis that there are possibly two questions
Speaker 15: that are going to warrant for their investigations.
Speaker 1: Oh, Blake, what have you been doing, mate.
Speaker 4: I trusted you. I let you into the funhouse. I
Speaker 4: gave you keys to the fun house.
Speaker 2: Oh god, there's a pool.
Speaker 1: Are what are we going to find We haven't planned
Speaker 1: for you to find out that you are a spy?
Speaker 4: Will you be arrested or cut it down like those
Speaker 4: protesters yesterday?
Speaker 1: All right for the question. All right, we'll come back
Speaker 1: with the results next The.
Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: When it was announced that I was going to be
Speaker 1: emigrating from England and coming to Australia, people warned me
Speaker 1: that Australian radio was competitive and it was like a
Speaker 1: war zone out here. I didn't not know within eighteen
Speaker 1: months that I would have suspicions that we had a
Speaker 1: spinal team and we were forced for them to take
Speaker 1: a light ATTENDESK Live on air. All Right, we're back
Speaker 1: with Blake recently joined probationist. We just found out it's
Speaker 1: a post his probation period is up for review at
Speaker 1: the moment, porkids.
Speaker 2: You're this close to six months? Yeah, literally next week,
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1: It in the spy that got away noticed that he's
Speaker 1: a serious flight risk. You just went might just go
Speaker 1: to the toilet. No, you've got there.
Speaker 4: Okay, with the expert today, Elizabeth Martin. Right, have we
Speaker 4: got some results, Elizabeth?
Speaker 16: We do have the results. Would you like it as
Speaker 16: a whole or would you like it.
Speaker 1: Question by question as a whole?
Speaker 15: Okay, as a whole. As a whole, Blake is a
Speaker 15: truthful individual. However, however, there are two questions that warn't
Speaker 15: fur their investigation.
Speaker 1: What are the two questions?
Speaker 15: The two questions that we found to be somewhat questionable
Speaker 15: that we would have to polygraph deeper is.
Speaker 16: Do you want Jack's job?
Speaker 1: This is incendiary?
Speaker 15: And he responded to that question almost immediately, and the
Speaker 15: instrument just about jumped off my table.
Speaker 1: So you say that ghost of it at night, dreaming
Speaker 1: of Christian and Blake in.
Speaker 16: The morning, it's very possible.
Speaker 1: Will they come on the palm?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah, So that was the big one. That was really
Speaker 16: the big one.
Speaker 1: Watch out Jack.
Speaker 2: They did not feel comfortable with him in the studio.
Speaker 2: Hop get him off, Mike.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 15: There was one other question that I found somewhat interesting
Speaker 15: that he responded to, and that was the question, did
Speaker 15: you deliberately disobey Christian's order about staying unseen during the
Speaker 15: demonstration of the cash apault to the sales team.
Speaker 1: Here's what happened.
Speaker 4: We went out to the sales team yesterday to pitch
Speaker 4: this big idea. It's thirty people out there, and I said,
Speaker 4: to Blake this and let Jack do this bit.
Speaker 1: This is really important. Okay he disappeared. My deliberate order,
Speaker 1: you know, and what's the common theme?
Speaker 2: You said, let Jack do this bit? She said fine,
Speaker 2: and then Jack goes to push out the trolley with
Speaker 2: the Kasher pole on it, and he jumps in and
Speaker 2: takes over.
Speaker 1: So, Blake, you're not a spy. I apologize. You're here
Speaker 1: to take out the Jack Assassinator, the Jack and Nator.
Speaker 1: Shame on you, Blake.
Speaker 2: Is this where I can have a rebuttal of course,
Speaker 2: say goodbye?
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 19: We have worked together for many, many moons we have
Speaker 19: We worked together at Fox before we became at Hamishnanni Events.
Speaker 19: Did you ever since that I was trying to undermine you?
Speaker 1: This is like the loudest voice you have always don't
Speaker 1: try and patronize him. This is an innocent boy.
Speaker 2: I have always trusted you, but if I could use
Speaker 2: a quote from the loudest voice, Russell Crowe said, never
Speaker 2: trust anyone.
Speaker 1: If anything. Here's what's hoping this would clear it all
Speaker 1: up right. I've actually got a case of your favorite
Speaker 1: beer here too. If you found favorite whole case of
Speaker 1: this carpenter.
Speaker 2: Why is it open because it's.
Speaker 1: Such a flimsy box this morning when I was out
Speaker 1: the boot of my car.
Speaker 2: You are such a gentleman, sir.
Speaker 1: However, now I found that actually this is not healed anything.
Speaker 2: I don't care if you're a spy for.
Speaker 16: In all fairness, let me just let me just interject.
Speaker 15: You know I really did put poor Blake through the
Speaker 15: ringer on this, and and he will tell you he
Speaker 15: did admit to me privately that whilst he isn't actively
Speaker 15: seeking to undermine and take his job from.
Speaker 9: He.
Speaker 16: Wouldn't he wouldn't say no if the position came up.
Speaker 1: Ne In twenty one years of radio, I've never known
Speaker 1: anything like this.
Speaker 2: I've got a mark on my back and I am
Speaker 2: not saying damn red laser on you. I see it
Speaker 2: with my back to the window. I have to move
Speaker 2: spots I have. I'm not that that just proves that
Speaker 2: if the job became available, You're going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Now you're killed through.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I've always done presenting. It's that whole
Speaker 2: thing I love to.
Speaker 1: Shocking. Oh Jack, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I didn't think I needed a successor. But here we are.
Speaker 19: Although that beer is coming from you Christians so happily,
Speaker 19: and I thank you for your apology on the whole
Speaker 19: spy front.
Speaker 1: I apologize one hundred percent. I didn't realize that you
Speaker 1: want Jack's job.
Speaker 19: That's Jack, what's your favorite beer? I will get your
Speaker 19: case of that to make up for it to say
Speaker 19: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Twenty four beers. Is it going to make up the
Speaker 2: fact that you've got gunning me down trying to sit
Speaker 2: in my chair?
Speaker 4: And if you said I don't want your job, just
Speaker 4: admitted it, and then I'll kick your job out.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The other thing that was super funny was change the
Speaker 2: subject to and now you're doing super funny jokes on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: Joke. I do like the energy. So let's chat. After
Speaker 1: I said, we go and tuck into these beers. We
Speaker 1: talk about a bright future and the blake in the morning.
Speaker 19: The last thing I have to say is the weirdest
Speaker 19: thing I found was after all of those lines are questioning.
Speaker 19: Elizabeth questioned me on the base camp one like over
Speaker 19: and over have you been, And Martin was reading my
Speaker 19: pupils and I'm like, yes I have.
Speaker 4: Why is this one the one you have not climbed
Speaker 4: Mount Everest? And that's what you originally told us. No, no,
Speaker 4: it was a pause before.
Speaker 1: All right, So welcome properly to the team.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: These beers are yours who work really hard. Okay, I
Speaker 4: apologize for any misgivings about you. Jack WhatsApp?
Speaker 1: Well we need to talk.
Speaker 4: Elizabeth, Martin, thank you very much for coming in. If
Speaker 4: people generally want to find out more about what you do,
Speaker 4: they might have their own reasons why, which is their business?
Speaker 1: How can they find you?
Speaker 15: You can find us on the web www dot Advanced
Speaker 15: polygraph dot com dot au and you can contact us
Speaker 15: via email or phone call me directly, and we'd be
Speaker 15: happy to help anybody that has any kind of lie issue,
Speaker 15: truth verification, deception, indication.
Speaker 1: She's looking at Jack and.
Speaker 16: Happy to have both of you come in and see me,
Speaker 16: and then we might be able to sort your relationship issue.
Speaker 1: Out for you.
Speaker 4: The next person we need is a group therapist to
Speaker 4: have family therapy to come back together.
Speaker 1: Okay, to protect the integrity of this polygraph. This test
Speaker 1: was actually conducted away from the studio in a controlled environment,
Speaker 1: analyzed by a trained and.
Speaker 4: Qualified polygraph expert. If you are going to this, go
Speaker 4: to the very best, that is Elizabeth Martin.
Speaker 1: Eli. We would definitely use you again on the show.
Speaker 16: My pleasure anytime. Give me a call.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you very much. Well done.
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Speaker 4: All right, We'll always talk as spies and police cross examination.
Speaker 4: Today's that word time waster is police celebrities. All right,
Speaker 4: these are shocking.
Speaker 2: Job secure. I gotta do good ones or else somebody
Speaker 2: takes my geek.
Speaker 1: So about that Blake?
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Jack, I've got shirt Lock Holmes.
Speaker 2: No, that is good?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 1: That is good? Pepper spray pick.
Speaker 4: It's quite extreme episode that one wh pepper spray turned
Speaker 4: into a protester in Hong Kong. Got pepper spray dirty
Speaker 4: Harry Styles Yep, give me a headline. Who knows Johnny Deputy.
Speaker 4: I'm done, I retire.
Speaker 2: I've got Policia Silverstone. Bring on, Blake, spy n Keaton.
Speaker 17: What's that one?
Speaker 2: Spy and Keaton? Yep, good Rene sell wigger. She's in
Speaker 2: a celler jail cell.
Speaker 1: So I gotcha. Yes, dude, Law and Order, you needed
Speaker 1: better ones today after what's just happens.
Speaker 2: All right, here's my hell, Mary Bracco slammer. Let's just
Speaker 2: see another day.
Speaker 1: The postman delivers one more. Okay, send us yours.
Speaker 4: You need to save it this morning, police celebs, send
Speaker 4: them in on O four seven five O three one
Speaker 4: O four three. That's Today's that work time waste on
Speaker 4: four seven five O three one O four three police celebs,
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three time for today? Is that work time wastet? Because
Speaker 4: we has Elizabeth Martin on, Who's I've been working twenty
Speaker 4: years with law enforcement agencies in America? Ton polygraph test
Speaker 4: for Blake Today. We're looking for your police celebrities today,
Speaker 4: Margo Robbery Stradium Gold.
Speaker 1: Very smart.
Speaker 4: Please, if you're new to do in the outwork time waste,
Speaker 4: always put your name on them so we can give
Speaker 4: you the right kudos you deserve. But that's a smart one.
Speaker 4: Infiltrator Collins Silver plus Lenardo to capsicum spray.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be hard to be gold plus Wardan.
Speaker 4: Dukes in Croydon, Sell Gibson that might various times been
Speaker 4: a headline for silver, Michah Geelong, Robin Right to remain
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Speaker 4: Piers Silver plus Aeron, Nicholas Prison Cage MM Silver, Peter
Speaker 4: Hands Free, Clink.
Speaker 1: Eastwood Silver, Police Witherspoon Silver plus, Sherriff Gold hit me
Speaker 1: ages to get that while I was staring at forrages.
Speaker 1: Kirsty very good cuff Daddy Gold, that's very good. Abbey
Speaker 1: of South Arra like you got. Abbey of South Yarrah,
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Speaker 1: one that's very good.
Speaker 4: Taser Swift Bronze, Miley Sirens Gold, Matt Locke, Damon, very
Speaker 4: good old TV show cop show.
Speaker 2: Matt Long Silver plus.
Speaker 1: You always mark down the ones you don't notice this,
Speaker 1: but wouldn't do that, thank you, No, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: but anyway, Tom Police Cruiser Silver.
Speaker 18: We've just played him Robbing Williams sivil plus Dwayne the
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Speaker 18: going in deep into British acre, Jeremy Irons.
Speaker 4: This will be the only breakfast show in the world
Speaker 4: today anyway, where Jeremy Irons was to mention a great
Speaker 4: bandy though in the.
Speaker 1: Die Hard movies, AffA David Beckham Gold, Robert de Niro,
Speaker 1: What Robert de Niro? Robert de Niro are Robber de
Speaker 1: Niro Silver, David Hasselcuff's silver. We'll end it there. I
Speaker 1: still think Afa David Beckham is the best one world.
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Speaker 4: So today, what are you going to be doing with
Speaker 4: Chris as you get ready for your little baby girl
Speaker 4: going on our first night away on school camp.
Speaker 5: We're finally it seems like we've been packing for weeks,
Speaker 5: so we've got everything out.
Speaker 2: On nights it's not even twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: We will finally put the items into the case. So
Speaker 5: we'll pack her up, put the bag at the door
Speaker 5: and give her lots of lots of cuddles and kisses.
Speaker 1: Are you going to leave it anyt notes in there?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I thought of that, but it might upset here it's toot.
Speaker 4: I did that for Ruby's last trip. She's waited for
Speaker 4: ten days no phone contacts. So I put a couple
Speaker 4: of notes in there. And that She came back and
Speaker 4: I went, did you like the notes? I was expecting
Speaker 4: I was going to get it?
Speaker 1: Really it changed everything that should It made everything worse
Speaker 1: supposed went. I started crying, had to hide the toilets.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, and I hadn't told my wife.
Speaker 1: She was like, why would you?
Speaker 3: Did you write don't bother coming back?
Speaker 1: Which now those are about my wife's suitcase. All right?
Speaker 9: I have.
Speaker 4: Today's show is Lia Liar Blake on Fire. We are
Speaker 4: back tomorrow morning, Me Blake and Patsy can't wait.
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