WEBVTT - Liar Liar Blake On Fire 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:06.199 Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.840 Broadcasting to the world Christian and drive through schools. Tim 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:11.000 burnouts in playground. 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:14.120 Maybe he was the one who stuck up the April 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:15.160 piece of paper. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.320 Wreckfast show in a submarine or something. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:22.720 Now, Hey, good morning, Wednesday morning, eight minutes past six. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:28.600 Another beautiful spring day out there, rain, chilly cold on 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:30.720 today's show. That we got a busy show today, Lots 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.680 going on. Before we get anywhere near that, Patsy, please 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.640 tell us about the road trip you and your husband 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:36.519 went on yesterday. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:37.640 Ridiculous. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:40.080 So as we know, the eight year old's going on 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.520 camp tomorrow, just for one night. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.720 Hang on a minute, I thought all this buildings, I 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:47.160 know for a week. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.280 I know what's to be shopping list for. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.000 Well, no, they do need to take a lot of stuff, 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.560 don't they, Christian And you've got to have all the 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:54.800 right bits. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:57.080 And when they've been away for a week or like 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:00.240 we've been winning for ten days, but twenty four hours. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.000 They've got to have four sets whole sets of clothes. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:14.280 This is the least we've been given wig, sunglasses, bake passports. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.679 Is it a Jason Moran twenty four hour. 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.160 It's just out of control. So my husband ring me 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.000 yesterday he's out on the road and he said, I'm 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.480 really not coping with her going on camp. I said, look, 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:29.240 you need to get over yourself like. 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:29.720 You can do. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.240 It is a big moment, and for mummy and daddy 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.039 bear the little baby cuvers leaving the cave for a bit. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:36.360 And it is. It's a it's a big moment. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.440 I hate it when the kids go out. I never 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.720 say that to them because then they start to get 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.600 spooked that I was a bad thing to go out 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.880 in the world. But so your Ruby was away ten 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:46.000 days a couple of weeks ago. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:49.960 There was no phones or anything. And you can't help 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:50.440 but a match. 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:53.640 As a parent, you always constantly imagine the worst thing happening. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.760 You just need them to check in, don't you, Just 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.720 to know they're okay. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.920 But what I've never done, pats is go on a 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:00.840 road trip to scale out where they. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:07.240 I tried to him out, let's cut that's where she went, 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:11.600 Jack and you say, oh, Chris, you know, Chris is 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:13.520 a real pushover Patsy. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.000 This is how it happened. So he said, look, I'm 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:19.639 in the area. I've just call on a client, he said. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:24.240 He works for office works in Dura. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.920 Anyway, he said, I'm thinking of just like you know, 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.440 doing a drive out there. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:30.480 It's like fifteen minutes out of my way. 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.360 On imagine Chris right just got that checking out preimitive 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:37.000 fences with but doing his own repairs secretly, you know. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.840 And I said, you are crazy, don't be ridiculous, just 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:41.519 come home. 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:42.760 That's just silly. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.200 Anyway, he got home and I could tell he really 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.639 was uneasy with the whole thing. And I thought, oh, 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.440 for Heaven's sake, grab your keys, we'll all go for 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:51.000 a drive. 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.639 So we quickly scoffed down dinner and went out. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.880 We now, so all three of us went, come on, 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:01.000 because he's going to be that cue. Now go and 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.000 I know where the toilets are. How did you know 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:04.760 my parents took me here twenty four hours? 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:05.600 You know what I. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.520 Said to her in the car, I said, Audrey, do 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:09.280 not let on that we've been out. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.000 Well, were the worst people in the world at keep 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:12.680 her in secrets? 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:13.320 Are kids? 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:16.519 Are you called my bunk? Guys? 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:20.120 Was he don't don't go into that bunk at the 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.520 end there and my dad told me that window's got 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.440 a draft as well. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:24.640 But how bad is that? 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:27.600 What you you It's. 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.680 Cute Patsy, you know, but it's blessed and all. He's 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:31.200 lucky to be loved as much as does by you 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:31.560 and Chris. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.359 I get it, but manner live. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.800 I don't know any of the parents that would actually 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.800 go to those lens to drive out there and go 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.120 what did you take me through? 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.440 Exactly what happened? Did you drive around or even get 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:42.400 out of the car? What happened? 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.600 We didn't get out of the car. It's a beautiful spot. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.520 Did you see the photos of the kangaroos? 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:48.400 I think you, yeah, But then did Chris try and 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:49.920 sort of trank one of them for a couple of days? 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.200 Take it out the picture for a couple of days 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:53.680 and chuck it in the back of the car. You'll 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.640 be safe once back home, you'll be released. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:04.480 I wouldn't put it past him to hire a kangaroo suit. 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:05.080 And out there we just had a drive around. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.720 Is that kangaroo that shabby looking fancy dress outfit? 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:10.360 Keep giving you extra lunch? 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:12.920 Looks like he's got mixed and mitosis. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:15.880 So we just you know, we're pointing out a few 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.760 things and just a laying Chris's fear. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.960 Will you like the Stewardess's The escape routes are here 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.040 and here, life jackets are stowed here already? 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:26.720 Are you going to give her a piece of string 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.440 that goes from your house to where she is? Like 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:35.440 a young pop cat? Ten pm checking in West Coast 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.040 Save West Coast Safe. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:38.679 He's just shocking. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.240 I don't know how he's got a cob. I've got 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:44.120 to support him when she goes tomorrow for one night. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.400 And what are you going to do with Chris for 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:46.880 that night? 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.000 And that's not my business, and that's not just gonna 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:49.359 love it. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.040 I'm going to go to bed about seven o'clock. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:53.400 It's a wild night. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.480 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:04:58.480 --> 0:04:59.000 point three. 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:02.479 So Pats and her husband Chris yesterday went a field 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.600 trip to investigate where their little daughter already is going 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:06.479 to earn our first ever? 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:09.120 So is this the first ever sort of school night away? 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.520 Yes, first camp and first night away from us ever. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.200 You know, perhaps I've just remembered from you talking about 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.840 the first school camp that how they introduced us at 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.479 our school was before we went on the camp, which 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.120 was a two night camp. We had a sleepover at 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:25.400 the school where all the kids bought their sleeping bags 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:26.520 and we slept in the classrooms. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:35.440 Are good, those poor teachers traumatized right now? That is nuts. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:36.520 Do you remember that the. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.960 First time you ever stayed away in a school trip? 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.719 It was so exciting. I remember it being so wildly excited. 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:46.160 The excitement it was almost, man, It was almost out 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.800 of control, wasn't it, with the wild hysteria of you 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.400 and your mates. You're with your buddies and you went. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.280 It was the main job for me. My boos was 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:58.159 just simply to annoy the teachers in any When I 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.480 look back now as Nada. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.960 I think what pain we must have. 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:05.320 There was a teacher we had called mister McNulty, and 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.520 me and three mates were staying in this room right 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.640 in these bunks, and the toilet was next door to 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.360 our room, and so we would literally wait for mister 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.160 McNulty to go to the toilet right and he went 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:16.680 a lot. It was the first time I'd ever seen 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.960 anyone who was a vegetarian, and all I seem to know, 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.080 they really need to go to toilet lot. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.000 He kept going to toal it lot and we would 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:24.560 take turns. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.200 Whenever he went to toy right, we would start rapping 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.240 the door and just making noises at the door like this. 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.200 I don't know why. That's when. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.320 It was the first experience, you know, when you laugh 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:38.120 so hard you actually struggle to breathe. That was the 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.440 first moment in my life, just from and he would 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:41.440 get rid of you and go. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.840 I think I know who that is? Who is it? 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:47.560 And start naming names? Please stop it, you need to 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.839 come in. And then another one of us would go 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:53.599 and again and go, I start rattling theready, go stop 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.360 it now, and it would just the more we did. 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:59.560 It's still making me laugh now. Think there was nine 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.800 or ten, it's thirty years ago. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:03.080 You remember just. 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.280 Thinking all your goal was, I don't know if it's 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.880 a boy girl thing was just to try and irritate 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.640 the teachers and break them. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.600 You'd even go, oh, he's going he's going on, you 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.160 do something? Now? Was it like that view as well? 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.760 I remember the two high priorities from the first Cool 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.280 Camp were farting like fight on each other far in 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.640 the sleeping bag, fart at night and it's so funny. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.960 And the other one was one kid bought chocolate laxatives 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:33.480 to hand out as normal chocolate lord and it worked. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.360 Do you know what There must be so many games 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.520 that people used to play just to wind up your teachers. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.480 Cooling this morning with the games used to play to 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.400 wind up your teachers? Nine four one four one oh 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.240 four three. Do you used to do the one with 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.280 your watch where you were trying to catch catch the 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:53.680 sunlight on it and shine it in the eyes. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.600 When he was doing a speech. In the end, we 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:56.800 were not allowed to bring. 0:07:56.600 --> 0:08:00.000 In watches because of doing that to any assemblies, because 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.320 you'd have like fifteen boys who are trying to shine 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.280 lights to try and blind him or something, you know, 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.360 in his eyes. What are the games you play to 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.560 annoy your teachers at school? Nine one oh four three. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:14.080 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:14.600 point three. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.760 Every Thursday morning on the show we do something called 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.920 the isolated vocal where we just played back about a 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.640 minute of an isolated vocal performance from a great song. 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:23.760 And on a Wednesday morning we played back some of 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:27.080 our favorite ones brand new one tomorrow morning at eight o'clock. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.000 This is a classic from a couple of months ago, 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:31.800 John bon Jovi Living on a Prayer originally going to 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.800 be thrown out that he didn't even like the original 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.920 take of the song, and it was Richie Sambor who 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.120 made him keep playing with him playing with it. I 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.960 think it's had something like over half a billion views. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.960 This the video along on YouTube their biggest hit and 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.960 I think one of the greatest key changes in rock 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.120 and roll as well. Anyway, having listen to this, John 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.800 bon Jovi's got a great voice as this show's Jimmy 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:51.880 to work on. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:52.680 The Dart. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.640 Union been on set. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:09:06.640 His dad on is lucky too, sort of she who 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.360 wants a dinner all day. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:14.559 Working more man, she brings home her pay for love. 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:16.760 Mmmm. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:17.959 For the. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:25.160 She says, we got a hold on to what we've got. 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:28.880 It doesn't make a difference of we making on that 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.000 we got each other. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.959 And that's a lad for love. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:41.760 We'll give it a shot headway there who. 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:44.760 Live in on a prayer? 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.959 Sick mind man, we'll make it out swear. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.520 Living on a prayer. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:57.520 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Milton's Gold one oh four 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:58.080 point three. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.160 So the way is that you're trying to know and 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.839 wind up your teachers nine four one four one o 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.120 four three coome morning, Caitlyn. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.600 Okay, low Caitlyn, Yes Hi, I'm here. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.440 Okay, morning mate. Thanks for cooling us so early. So 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.600 what was the way that you used to annoy your teachers? 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:20.040 Yeah, so we into that individual desks at school, and 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.720 so when she would turn around to write on the board, 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.400 we would push them like an inch closer to her, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.680 and over the couple a few minutes, we'd get so 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:32.560 close to her she'd turn around and she would flip it. 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.960 I think we called it death crollers or something by. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:40.560 The tide of desks slowly creeping for or not, I 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:41.439 think getting closer. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:43.840 Some of the best ways to annoy your teacher was 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.960 a group a team effort, wasn't. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:49.720 It makes it more evil, like everyone sat to be 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.320 organized so once in a way that the teachers could 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.719 never get you to work together like that. That's a genius. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:57.439 Nice Kate, and have a good day. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:02.120 Thanks for colling mane Kerry, good morning, Good morning, Hey, 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:03.240 good morning, carry I hope you well. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.400 Thanks for calling. So what's the way that you used 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.720 to annoy your teachers. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.280 We used to have a math teacher and every day 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.840 he wore the same pants and they were black, so 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:16.400 we put talk along the blackboard ledge and when he 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:19.080 leaned on it, he'd have it all over his pants. 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.080 And every every day it got worse and worse as 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.600 the week went on. And then we had I had 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.480 him made a ruler. And because we're in a portable 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.680 when we had this math class, we used to shine 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:35.080 the sun in his eyes, and then everybody would throw 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:38.160 their books out to the jows, and we'd tell him 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:42.319 that the wings blew it out, so we'd all get 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:43.360 our books. 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.440 Yep, I've done a variation of all of that is 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:46.959 just great. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:49.040 Class of those old metal rulers. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.360 I remember just before you had to go back and 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:52.839 start a new school year, you always have to go 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.920 and buy the shutterproof ruler. And remember I then spend 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.320 the first week of school trying to break in a 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:00.920 lesson out the window. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.640 I'm just trying to break a shatterproof ruler. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:07.240 Grape of projectiles as well firing rubbers other pen lids. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:08.839 Do you ever used to get that little piece of 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.880 paper and wet it chew up, and then yet the 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.760 rule just flick on the yes and then hundreds of 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:16.880 like static nights whill coming out from the ceiling. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.360 There the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.480 four point three and. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:28.560 Now it's time for Dave's Amazing Historical Facts, brought to 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:32.080 you by lovel Lacross. So David is a guing We 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:33.679 go to a He was on a phone in a 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:35.160 couple of weeks ago and he seemed to know so 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.240 much and have read so many books. I thought, we've 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.160 got to use that knowledge that's up in his head. 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.640 Once a week he dropped some historical facts. So the 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.360 last couple of weeks we found out how the chop 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:48.200 stit was invented, the origin of the humble handshake, where 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.160 the saying a bundle of sticks that were stronger as 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.199 a bundle of sticks comes from the invention of the tissue, 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.560 the origins of the AFL and what last week why 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:58.959 we drive on the left and right hand sides of 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.840 the world. We have a great debt of thanks to 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:05.320 Hey Dave, welcome back to the show as always, good. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.040 Mine, Thank you, Christian, Pat and Jack. 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:08.600 How are you all well? The thanks for ours? 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.600 You know last week when we were talking about castles 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.120 and the staircases and why they like that and the 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.440 sword arm being on the the sword being on the right. 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:17.440 I don't know if you heard, but late in the morning, 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.000 when we're still talking about castles, that's when I started 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.200 talking about tribute chats and catapults, and from there came 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:24.040 the casher bolt. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:25.200 So that's thanks to you. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:31.319 Well, awesome, I appreciate that. Yeah, we used to invent 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.720 some pretty weikud weapons of war, backer, and even those 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:34.520 those didn't. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.920 We and Dave, what are you dropping with us today? 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.240 Apart from that phone by the sound of it? 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.520 Ah, well, I thought, given at the time of the year, 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:44.240 we seem to all do a fair bit because of 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:48.280 Grand Finals times and horse races and stuff. The origins of. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.120 Beer and wine, perfect, yeah, take us take us through. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.400 It was wine before beer, which came first? 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:55.640 Beer came first? 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:57.199 Right? And how old is beer? 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.400 Well, beer's not that much, all of them, line, but 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.520 they're BOTHA can have a guess how long deer mine's 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.040 being around for? 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:09.040 I would you distracting it? I can't kind of concentrate. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.280 It's a not cracking. Are you up to something right now? 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.800 You make him put the phone down on the bench. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:15.200 That's all I'll hold it in hand. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.280 Yeah, that's about the traditionally, that's the way we still 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:17.719 use it. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.840 Who can have a guest as to how long deer 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:23.720 and wife being around? 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:32.400 Dave, stop pumping around the phone, Dave. Does it go 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.320 back to Mesopotamium times? 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.240 Oh spot, I'm Christian. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.760 Well, I don't know much about history, but I do 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:40.800 know quite a bit about beer. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.360 Yes it does. There was the ancient Sumerians way back 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:51.920 in about five six thousand BC, invented probably by accident. Actually, 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:53.520 what about beer? 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:54.920 By accident? What were you trying to. 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.960 Or both deer and wine were discovered by accident through 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.040 storage process going wrong. So they would have been storing 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.800 beer in mobil the goat skin sack or some sort. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.520 Water would have gone in there accidentally one ye, sells 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.040 all you need and next thing, you know, the whole 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:14.160 fermentation process started. So they would have fouled their grain 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.040 and they would have said, oh no, ruin this bag 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:19.000 of grain. What's this dewey stuff that's coming out? 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:19.240 Oh? 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:22.200 Hello, that doesn't taste. 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:26.520 They still make it the same way today, yeah. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:29.080 Basically yeah, and fame withus wine. They would have been 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.720 storing grape juice in four A or even where pots 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:36.160 crockery and all tastes for one year, cell to get 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.240 in there and bang it starts chilling with sugar to 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.000 produce alcohol, and wine was born the same way. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:44.600 Accidentally, I wonder who the first recorded drunk was than 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:48.080 the first person, and got a bit merry and then 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:51.480 started to find out, is it someone in the munchies? Yeah, 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.720 caught up a chariot to bring me something. 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:57.800 Yeah, so quickly wrap it up. The wine, of course, 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.720 that's different. Wine has been around since that's thousand BC 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.480 as well. Some people say seven thousand BC comes out 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:08.000 of two areas, China and roughly Georgia as a Bajar 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.720 and that sort of very northern Turkey sort of invented 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:12.840 the wine because that's where the grape vine come from. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:18.520 And wine means vine in Latin and beer means to 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:21.760 drink in Latin, so that's where the two names came from. 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.280 It'd be interesting to Christian and I think Pat might 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.080 like this. But in ancient Babylonian times, it was actually 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.240 the women that ran and owned the brewing industry, and 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.840 they also owned the taverns. It was a women's, heavily 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.160 women's dominated industry. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:41.640 On this show Babylonian pants. 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:46.400 Yeah. And then also in ancient Babylonian times, they were 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.480 first to bring up a code of laws about brewing 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.840 beer and about public toxication. So we've had laws about 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:55.320 beer for a long time. The Code of Hany Rabbi, 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:58.800 which was an ancient document or stelle, actually had a 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.920 two hundred and eighty two rules on it. Several of 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.399 those rules were pertaining to beer and alone, and one 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:06.080 of those rules were, and I read it for it, 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.480 any brewer found to be producing tossic or noxious beers 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:11.200 shall be drowning in their own vat. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.280 Well, there are some pubs that I'm drinking in London 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:16.840 where they are not sticking to that. 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:24.680 Yeah, I dare say an ancient Babylonian times people probably 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:26.679 pushed threw pretty good beer. 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.120 You know, yeah, amazing. And what's it? Just quickly, what's 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:30.120 the istu of Champagne? 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.600 Was that monks that made champagne or gave champagne to 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.399 the world, and there are some monks that still make 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:34.880 it now. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:39.159 It was Champagne's started up in a region of France. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:43.400 And what makes champagne especially particular, especially just a sparkling wine, 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.199 is because of where the grapes are growing. It's a 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:49.480 limestone area and it's just absolutely perfect for the actual 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.520 grape vine. It's probably the most ideal conditions for a 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:53.760 grape vine to grow up in. 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.280 Who do you know all this stuff you came on 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:57.879 to talk about being wine and I just at the 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.520 end asked about champagne and you knew right away about limestone. 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:02.760 I didn't know any of that. 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.240 Well, there's one of the areas of Australia that the 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.240