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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's. If you've just joined us. About three

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Speaker 1: minutes ago, Brendan and I both chewed and sucked on

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Speaker 1: a little tablet. I'll tell you what is that much?

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Speaker 1: I trust you. I haven't looked at the package of

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Speaker 1: what the tablets contained. You just said take this, and

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Speaker 1: you did. It's an Emberry m berry and they say

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Speaker 1: it's a miracle berry called the New Indulgence, and it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to make life sweeter. This is the blurb for

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Speaker 1: the Mbery. It transforms foods that you never thought could

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Speaker 1: be sweet and delicious. It says lemons tastes like lemonade

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Speaker 1: or duh. Hot sauce tastes like hot doughnut glaze. The

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Speaker 1: berries make eating, making healthy, eating fun and delicious. They

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Speaker 1: suggest that you have flavor tripping dinner parties where you

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Speaker 1: take these and sour foods taste sweet. We've taken this tablet,

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Speaker 1: We've coated our tongues with it. Let's go through our

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Speaker 1: taste test. First of all, chip, it's a salt vinegar chip.

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Speaker 1: Pick up your salt and vinegar chip. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: bite into it. Oh wow, that's weird. That is weird.

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Speaker 1: That tastes sweet. That tastes sweet. That's weird. That's strange.

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Speaker 1: What else you got? Let's go to the chili chilies.

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Speaker 1: Take a piece of chili. I normally you tolerate hot chili.

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Speaker 1: I normally don't. This is a hot chili. I've been

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Speaker 1: told it's going to be okay, chiw it It doesn't

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Speaker 1: taste like chili. I've just eaten a chili. I've just

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Speaker 1: eaten a chili and it tastes sweet. Okay, No, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think? I don't think I am, because it's

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Speaker 1: so weird. It's weird, all right? How about this? What's that?

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Speaker 1: Here's a paddle popstick with a big hunk of blue

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Speaker 1: cheese on the end. I don't ask. I took it

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Speaker 1: out of your shoes, all right, get ready go? No,

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Speaker 1: they still tastes like blue cheese, and you've got it

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Speaker 1: on your shirt, all right? Next one, because that's probably

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Speaker 1: not normally a sour flavor. It's just mank. Here's a

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Speaker 1: big swig of lemon, now that I've been told quickly

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Speaker 1: before the tamons wear off, to bite big into the lemon.

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Speaker 1: One two three? What it tastes like lemonade. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: an orangey thing. I can eat a cad of these.

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Speaker 1: What a yummy tasting fruit? Are you tripping? What are

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Speaker 1: yummy tasting fruit? All right? Wow, this is the piece

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Speaker 1: of resistance. A glass of vinegar. Now, wait when I

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Speaker 1: say three, we are drinking. We are drinking pure. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not I promise, well it's pure. How could it

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Speaker 1: be a joke? How could it be a joke? It's vinegar.

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Speaker 1: Let's swap cups then, sure, I know you do that. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm joking. It's vinegar, but they're vinegar. Go wow, it's

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Speaker 1: got a slight tang to it. But we are drinking vinegar.

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Speaker 1: Is it dangerous to drink that much vinegar? Think it's

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Speaker 1: good for you. That's amazing. That is incredible. That sill

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Speaker 1: doesn't taste nice, but it doesn'taste sour. This would be

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Speaker 1: handy for you today. What do you mean when we

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Speaker 1: go up to meet management? You've got a kiss butt.

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Speaker 1: But we're gonna weaves enough so the backside of the

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Speaker 1: giant lizard in management. On a scale of taste buds,

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Speaker 1: we have the human being. The human being has ten

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Speaker 1: thousand taste buds. I give umbury nine and a half

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Speaker 1: thousand out of ten thousand taste buds. That's my rating

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Speaker 1: review incredible. Where can you get that junk from MS?

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Speaker 1: If we pashed off someone, now, how bad would we taste?

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Speaker 1: I am going to see management. As you said, pucker up, fellas.

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Speaker 1: I feel a bit weird you. I feel a bit high.

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Speaker 1: It makes you feel a bit off in the head.

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Speaker 1: I don't thin you're supposed to drink that much of

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Speaker 1: Benny here. Look I had all those chilis. Jonesy and

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Speaker 1: Amanda's denation