WEBVTT - #120: Tracy Grimshaw's Top 5 Moments 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.399 I think that people. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.640 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.760 some things make more sense than others. You mentioned that 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:16.840 your goal was to be healthy, and I just don't know. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:19.079 How can you figure that's going to happen when you're 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:20.840 ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:22.319 No, you know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.560 I had it in the car on the way home 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.800 and I didn't have a spood, so I was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.439 an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:26.799 a hole. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:32.320 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:36.640 Being fingered as an awful sensation. Given't been thinking about 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:42.840 the right persons. Goodness, Mass is just still to play 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.040 a couple of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.720 Hi, it's Jenna. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.519 Please don't forget to include my name in the opener 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:49.199 this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:56.160 Sorry Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell kub Hello everyone, Hello, 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.279 Mitchell coumb's great to see you here. 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.520 And God, there is a weird energy in the air today, 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:01.880 I know. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.480 And you almost picked up mercury in retrograde. I don't know. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.600 Mercury is in retrograde until you tell me. You're my 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.280 benchmark for when it's happening. And the world since our 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.520 last episode a lot has changed in a week. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:15.360 I was not referring to that. I was referring to 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.120 the fact that, at the time of record, today is 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.280 the day that Queen Elizabeth passed away. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:23.240 And you know what, it's raining, I know, and you 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:27.120 know what, I'm actually sad. I wouldn't call myself a monarchist, 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.040 but I love the Queen and she served her country 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.160 for seventy years. She's a gorgeous little thing, and I'm 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.360 genuinely upset by it. It's so sad. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.440 I mean, we all knew that it was coming in 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.199 a way, but yet it's still just a very weird 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.760 thing to happen. I can't believe it. I've never known 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.280 life without the Queen. You know, people, our age, I know, and. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:46.720 All the changes that are going to have to happen. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.400 I was reading an article right because King Charles is 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:52.880 now his reign has officially started. All the banknotes will change, 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.880 all the coens will have to change. Oh really, yeah, 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:57.960 it all has to I mean not immediately. The Mint's 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.600 not gonna you know, start going to melt down and 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.800 melting all the old queens. But my mom said to me, 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.000 go to Westpac and you want to get five fives, 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.040 two twenties, ten tens because they've all got the queen 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.480 on them. And she's like, in ten years they'll be 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.240 worth millions. It's not a bad idea, really. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:12.120 You know. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.120 I hadn't thought about that, No, it is. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.400 It's so sad. And did you see that photo of 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.120 her a couple of days ago when she was in 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.160 Balmoral Castle swearing in the new PM. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:24.960 I know, like she looked so frail, alarmingly frail, but 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.520 she also looked very present and happy, you know what 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.960 I mean. So it was kind of like she was 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.280 just serving until the very end, which is nice in 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.000 a way. You know how they always say you never 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.400 forget where you were when xyz'd happened, you know, when 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.120 Princess Diana died nine to eleven, things like that. People 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.359 always say, you'll never forget where you were when the 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.799 queen died, and I certainly won't. I was hanging out 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:47.840 with my friend Andrew, who the news reporter, as you know, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:53.240 and so when that announcement came out, saying they're concerned 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:57.120 for her health and she's under medical supervision. Oh, he 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.240 just had to spring into action as a reporter. He's 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.799 on the phone bookingccommodation in bal Moral. He's like, where's 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:05.040 my black tie? We just dropped everything when this news 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.480 came out, and I was like, oh my god. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.960 There was just this weird energy in there that was like, Okay, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:10.440 this is it. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.040 Yeah, because she's probably been sick on and off plenty 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.880 of times, but for them to actually announce it, it 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:16.600 was like, yeah, this is it. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.160 Also, the journalist in the BBC when they announced that 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:22.239 that she was under medical supervision changed to black suits, 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:24.720 black tie. Is Andrew going over? Is he flying over 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:25.440 there to bow Morral? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.120 No, he was booking accommodation for all the you know, 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.480 europe correspondents all stuff, because they were traveling to be 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.120 their asap. So he was having to just you know, 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.360 take one for the team, calling all these places in 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:37.360 bal Moral saying hello, do. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.640 You have accommodation available? And they're like, this is. 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:41.120 The fourith caller we've had today. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.600 It was instant, instant everyone, and this is like, moments 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:45.440 after it came out. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.360 You should have called me, dot should have called dot Is. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.840 She was born in Edinburgh, so she has connections. But anyway, 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.920 that's for you know, for the next Head of States passing. 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.640 It feels weird, I have to say doing the podcast 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.920 today because obviously we're idiots and it's hard to talk 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:03.120 about the Queene and not be distasteful about it. But 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:04.600 you know, we're just going to do our thing today. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.640 We've always been a bit of a light escape for people. 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:08.640 We're not going to do heavy world news. We're just 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.960 going to soldier on as normal. But no, it's definitely 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:12.040 a weird vibe at the moment. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.080 Yeah, and we know Princess Beatrice is a fan of 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.800 the show and she listens to the podcast, so we're 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:17.640 sending our love to you, Breachrice and thank you for 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.600 the support and continue. She just brought a season three mug. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.120 She sent me a photo in balmor and look, the 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:25.080 yellow really matched the custard that's in the house everywhere. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.800 So thank you, Beatrice. I'm thinking of the royal family. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:31.440 It really is. It's a crazy day. Anyway, we should 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:32.920 power through. Do the show. If it is your first 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.760 time listening, what a first show. Imagine this being the 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.080 first show the death of Queen Elizabeth. We start the 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.080 show the same way every single week too. Is it 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:43.240 just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.440 Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's and we 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.599 see where we land mine is mine is something that 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.760 does relate to this show, but again it's food related. Essentially, 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.640 it's food related. Of course, it's always linked to food 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:56.640 with me at the end of the day. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.760 Well, I know, I said that we're going to carry 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.680 on and do business as usual, not dwell on the 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.680 queen's death too much. But my is it just me? 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.839 Is kind of related to that, So maybe I should 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:05.159 go first. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.600 Yeah, you start, you start before we do that. There 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:10.280 is also a TV thing's coming up because we lost 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.320 another queen this week. I'm Australian TV legend. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:16.120 I know that we said that last week. It was 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.360 possibly our worst episode. I might be jumping the gun, 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.160 but we're doing the top five Tracy Grimshaw moments, so 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.480 it could easily be our best episode. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.279 She's an you know, I've never told a Tracy Grimshaw story. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.760 I've had one running with Tracy, two running with Tracy 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.919 Grimshaw and it was one of the best. Like celebrity 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.000 interactions I've ever had. So I'll talk to you about 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:35.799 that coming up because. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.320 I have one too, but we'll get to that later on. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:40.360 All right, let's start. You go first, Let's get yours 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:41.560 out of the way with your regim. 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:47.560 All right, hit it, Bradley, Is it just me? Have 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:49.520 you never seen an open casket? 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:49.960 Oh? 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:54.720 Goodness, I haven't. I've had the opportunity to, and I down. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:55.960 They said, no, I haven't. 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.320 No, have you No, I've never had the option. I 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.080 actually haven't been too many funerals, to be honest, which 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:01.800 is a good thing. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:02.880 Touch would That's a good thing. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.880 Yeah? And who was it that you could have seen? 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.920 Okay, so Gonzo? Who's my grandfather. We called him Gonzo 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.000 because he had a big nose like the Sesame Street character. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.440 He died. My grandfather died. It was tragic, the first 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.440 big death in my life. We loved him so much. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.039 And when he died, died of natural causes. His body 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:23.080 was fucking say that he died of cankeles. Yes, that's 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.720 the one that I told. He died of cankles. 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:27.120 You're a confused little child. 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.560 Clearly, it was awful. It was awful, And they offered 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.159 to show the family the body because he died in 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.159 a hospital. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.920 So it wasn't like at the funeral, like a formal 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:35.320 viewing of him in the cop and it was just 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.040 at the hospital. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:39.000 No, this was at the This was at the funeral home. 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.640 So obviously they take them, they clean them up, and 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.240 they put they put him in a suit. They went 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.320 to NaN's house and they picked out his favorite suit. 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.359 And they do make they do hair and makeup, and 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.560 they make you look gorgeous and they look make you 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.240 look like you're asleep. That's the goal, because that's what 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.640 Mum and dad said. They go, it'll look like he's sleeping. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.120 Do you want to come and say goodbye? Because we 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.120 didn't get to have a goodbye? And I said no, 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.080 and a lot of the other cousins said yes. They 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:02.120 all went anyway, They all came back and yeah, my 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.080 mum said that it was she regrets doing it because 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.640 it was very confronting. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.240 Yeah, I feel like I wouldn't want people to see 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.200 me like that. I'd want them to have fond memories 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:14.200 of me looking fucking hot, Like I don't trust someone 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.960 else to do my hair and makeup beyond the grave, 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:17.480 like they'll do it all wrong, and I'd be like, no, 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:18.600 I wouldn't want to look like that. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.360 Why don't we have a vow that if you ever 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.200 were to die young, I will come in and give 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.400 you like a little wingtip, like a beauty tip, eyeliner, 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.280 and I could do a bit of rouge on. I 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.280 know you skincare routine down Pat, I know what you 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:29.640 use the clinque. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.520 Well, I certainly don't wear eyeliner and shit like that. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:33.080 So no, I don't think I do trust you with this. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.600 Yeah, you know what, do not trust me. 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.760 But anyway, the reason I bring it up is because 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.880 not long ago, Liz Hayes did a TV special all 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:44.760 about Operation London Bridge, which is what happens immediately after 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:48.840 Queen Elizabeth passes away, and apparently the Queen was quiet, 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:52.040 hands on and deciding how they handle that, and it 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.960 was all a well oiled machine in the following ten minutes. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.960 So her secretary calls the Prime Minister and says London 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.520 Bridge is down. And then from their pre since Charles 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.160 gets his brother and sister to kiss his hand, which 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.840 is like a symbol that he's pretty much king immediately, 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.400 and then the National Chorus is what they called it, 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:11.960 the national chorus becomes the Queen is dead, Long Live 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.280 the King. Wow, And then they've got ten minutes to 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.680 get the flags down, and all the ambassadors and prime 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.240 ministers and the Commonwealth are told and then the news 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.400 spreads from there. But the Queen's funeral isn't for another 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.360 ten days. But before the funeral she has three days 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.040 where she is available for public viewings. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:29.320 Yeah, she lies in state. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:33.679 God, I can't imagine that. I think that is very unusual. 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.080 I don't believe any royal has done that before. But 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.760 apparently the Queen's all for it. She wants to be 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.640 available for public viewing in a way. That's her way 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.040 of continuing to serve the people even beyond the grave. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:47.280 I think Diana light in state. Yeah, no, here we go. 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.680 Diana's coffin was lying in state for days. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:52.400 So what does in state mean? 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.080 In state means it's for viewing. You can go and 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:58.160 look at it. So right, Yeah, Diana's coffin light in 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:02.120 state at Saint James Chapel September sixth, Oh my god, 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:03.080 it's the same time. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:04.600 Oh that's not far apart. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.959 Yeah, it was the anniversary of Diana set the other 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.319 day Oh, isn't that eerie. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.920 That's really weird. I know I find that stuff weird. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:13.040 That is very eerie. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.719 Yeah, she light at state. Oh yeah, so maybe the 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.679 queen will be in a coffin. Maybe I'm wrong, I 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.680 don't know. But if you said her body's on display, 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.760 she's the queen. She you're very different to Diana. Maybe 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.120 you will be able to see her body. That's so sad. 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.280 You know, it's a very odd situation that she's available 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.679 for public viewings. I've never seen an open casket. 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.800 I do understand that for some people, and certainly in 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.400 some cultures, it's a comfort thing and sort of a 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:39.360 closure thing, and it is tradition for many people. But yeah, 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.000 I feel like if I was like you and I 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.760 was given the option, I'd be like, I'm good. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.200 Yeah, no, no. But although if it was me, I'd 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.880 kind of want you to do it and take a selfie, 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.599 like put it on be real or something, put a 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:52.120 filter on me and animate my mouth. I'd want there 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.280 to be fine. I don't want my death to be sad. 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.280 No, but what if you're not happy with the pose 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:57.240 that your corpse is in. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:58.920 Oh, I'm all about angles. 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:00.960 You'd want your hands to be covering the bodice, you know, 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.280 your classic cheery poets. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.760 Oh my god, I'm in the coffin with my hands like, 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:07.360 you know, just resting on top of each other. And 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.160 you got Michelle Mark. This is not how he would 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:10.520 have liked. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.120 And you put my hands in the clapping hands and 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.400 they'll be like, oh, yes, we want him to look 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:17.079 like he's sleeping, and I'm like, no, he wants to 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:18.199 look like he's laughing. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:19.839 His mouth needs to be a gape. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.480 Oh my god, imagine that's fucked here. I just found this, Mitch. So, 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.280 the last member of the royal family to lie in 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:29.160 state was Queen Mother. So the Queen's mum, two hundred 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.760 thousand people cued up to view her coffin. That's like 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:34.040 the Olympics. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.160 Okay, So now I'm confused because viewing the coffin is 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.679 one thing. But I was of the understanding, based off 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.640 this Liz Hayes thing, that it was an open casket. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.280 And so maybe this is the first time the open 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:48.160 casket has been done, or maybe they've changed the plans, 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:51.400 because apparently this operation London Bridge how they handle the 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.680 Queen's death. It was constantly being revised and updated like 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:57.959 there were weekly meetings almost, So maybe she's not doing 0:10:58.000 --> 0:10:59.760 the open casket. But last I heard that was the 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.240 and I'm like, I don't know if i'd want to 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:02.640 see that. 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.559 No, And the whole thing is like I'm reading this 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:09.040 BBC article. You're right, everything is mapped out, even down 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:12.600 to the direction the hearse will drive leaving Buckingham Palace 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:15.080 going to the chapel, like everything is planned out. Do 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.440 you think that was morbid for Paul Lizzie having what do. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.000 You mean the direction? 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.480 Wouldn't you just drive in the correct direction, like to 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:21.280 the fucking chapel? 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:22.720 Well, I guess they'd have to cut the traffic. They 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.520 wouldn't be able to be Carson. You know you've got idiots. 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.200 Everything is mapped out. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.760 Can you just outright google will there be an open casket? 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:35.559 Because maybe I'm way off because that's what I heard 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.240 based off the Liz Hayes special, But maybe it is 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:38.920 just the coffin. 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:40.640 I think it's the coffin. I don't think it's an 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:41.440 open casket. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.960 God, And that's the last time I ever trust Liz 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:44.720 Hayes research. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.080 Shall we do my agem? Shall I jump in something 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:48.600 a bit more. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:51.320 Like, sure, let's do it. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:56.839 Is it just me? Do you respect a four star 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.960 review more than you do a five star? 0:11:59.640 --> 0:11:59.840 No? 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.319 I do? In what scenario? 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.720 Here we go not podcast leave us a five star review. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:05.040 Always. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.560 I prethought this because I knew you'd be like you 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.520 fucking idiot people. No. No, not in the podcast world. 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.360 It is. You're right, it's very particular. It's very specific. 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.480 So podcasts, no, that's got to be. It's got to 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.280 be one or a five, most preferably five. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.959 Please in the podcast world, if you've got some feedback, 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:26.040 please just hit up the hosts hit us up and 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.560 sat I didn't like this, x y zed But anyway, 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:30.240 what are you referring to? 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.480 Hotels? Say you want to go to a hotel, you 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.400 want to book the Let's say, for example, you want 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.240 to go to the QT, big famous hotel. Five star 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.920 reviews are too biased, there's too much positivity. There is 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.960 too much great bed, great TV, great buffet. Where you 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:46.840 go to a four star review, you go down just 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:50.160 one star. You get the real nitty gritty, you get 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.960 what might not have been perfect. Oh the waffles were 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.559 a bit cold. That's the information you need when you're 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:56.800 booking a hotel. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.080 Yes, because I actually like it. 0:12:58.160 --> 0:12:59.800 I think it's also a dog act to leave a 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.480 four star review but no comment. But if you're leaving 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.920 a four star review and you're elaborating on why it 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.080 was not five, I am curious because sometimes you read 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.400 why they left a four star and you're like, I 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.760 can deal with that. Yes, Like the four star might 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.040 say the bed limit's a bit itchy, and it's like, okay, 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.520 can I deal with that? Maybe, yes, I can because 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.280 everything else is amazing. I just want to know why 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.360 they left the four stars. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.839 Yeah, if they justify it, of course it's fair. But 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.240 for a consumer, it helps you so much knowing what 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.600 exactly you didn't like or what was wrong five star. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.760 It's like that person, right, and I used to be 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.280 this person. You just it's like yeah, yes, man, everything, 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.200 and you're too positive all the time, and it just 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:40.200 drains people and it doesn't help society move along. You 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.079 need a little bit of criticism. You need some things 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.280 you can fix and work on. Otherwise life is in 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.480 all rainbows and butterflies and five star reviews. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.559 Sorry, why are you going on a trip or something? 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.280 If you've been hotel scouting. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:51.640 Now Hayden and I were going to go get pancakes 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.240 on the rocks the other night. At about eleven o'clock 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.440 at night, I wanted to check the reviews and they 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.120 were all five star, and it made me not go, 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.160 this is true, because they go, it can't all be 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.400 five star, and Google the algorithm must. I'm pretty sure 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.520 you can pay the Google algorithm to bump your five 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.560 star exactly, so it's biased. That is exactly why I 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.000 want a good five a good four star review. It 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.839 just hits the clip. Four star reviews hit the clip. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:18.240 What is it about? 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.840 Too much positivity? That always throws me off? The other 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.200 night I went and saw six the Musical Yeah, and 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.200 I'd only heard Rave reviews, so I went in there 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.600 possibly with a bit of a cynical attitude, because it 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:34.840 was fantastic. Don't get me wrong, it was great, but 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.320 because it had been overhyped so much, in a way, 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.800 I didn't enjoy it as much. Whereas something like Jag 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.520 A Little Pill or nine to five the Musical. I 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.640 went in blind and I had no idea what to expect, 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.440 and I was blown away. So in a way, Rave 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:51.160 reviews it's a bit of a catch twenty two because 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.360 you don't know whether to believe it. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:54.520 Well, here we go. I've got my local baker's light 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.240 up right, and I'm gonna give you an example. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.760 Well, after last week's gone fiasco, I won't be leaving 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.160 a five star fucking review. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.600 After scone Gate. So gu Yickwin has given them a 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:09.680 five star review. He says, awesome baked goods fucking helps nobody. Absolutely, 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.960 that helps no one, Then you go to the next one. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.360 Mark Diaz has left a four star review on my 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.040 local baker's Delight. Oh that helps. I wonder why He 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.480 says I missed some more chocolate in my scones. The 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:24.120 things that were being shown looked really delicious but lacked filling. 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:27.160 The bread was great. I'm Spanish, so I am really 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.720 high when it comes to bread quality. See's that tells 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:31.760 me everything I need to know. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.200 He's fucking bang on with the scones, Yes. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.320 Bang on, and he's got he is a local guide. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.080 People have thumbed up this review. It's so much more 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:44.120 helpful than baked goods were good break. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.400 Do you know what I noticed? I was recently online 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.960 shopping for my Dison air rap. You know that hair 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:52.000 styling tool. That's like kind of thought after it's a 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.320 bit bougie, this Dison Air rap, And I was like, 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.360 do I want to spend the money and treat myself 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.400 on this Dison Air Rap? I did, and I absolutely 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.240 love it. But when I was reading the reviews, I 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.560 noticed that on different websites, So like, for example, I 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:09.200 might have gone to sephor a website, my website, Dison website. Yeah, 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:13.360 all three websites had the exact same five star reviews, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.760 word for word, copying and pastes. So I feel like 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:17.440 there must be some sort of service out there that 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:18.920