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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point

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Speaker 1: seven podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. You're

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Speaker 2: listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

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Speaker 1: Philipricuola didn't have a twenty twenty six tour on her

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Speaker 1: Bingo card, but thanks to her boyfriend in a kayak,

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Speaker 1: she's decided to do exactly that.

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Speaker 3: The show is called Gift Horse and Celia. Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 4: I really wish that was a joke, but that's not

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Speaker 4: what the show is about. But it is actually fifty

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Speaker 4: five minutes of mainly kayak based comedy.

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Speaker 3: Right, so you weren't happy to receive the kayak.

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Speaker 4: Let me put it this way. On the morning of

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Speaker 4: my forty second birthday, when I came out into the

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Speaker 4: living room and I found an inflated, inflatable kayak, and

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Speaker 4: I said, it's a kayak. Was the first time I've

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Speaker 4: ever said the words kayak. It was such a shock.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe like this it was. I never planned

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Speaker 4: this to be a national tool. It was one joke

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Speaker 4: and it blew up, not unlike an inflatable kayak, and

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Speaker 4: it has become this ginormous feet It's so petty, so massive.

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Speaker 4: At the same time, I'm having the greatest time touring

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Speaker 4: the show. It's really ridiculous and fun.

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Speaker 3: Because this is the stuff about it being petty and big.

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Speaker 1: At the same time, I saw a lot of stuff

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Speaker 1: around Valentine's Day with women saying, look, thank you, he

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Speaker 1: got me this.

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Speaker 3: It's about being seen, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing, right because a lot of

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Speaker 4: people don't. You don't want to complain about a gift

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Speaker 4: because you don't want to see materialistic or greedy or whatever.

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Speaker 4: But often the core of it is is, particularly if

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Speaker 4: it's something that's given to you by someone close to you,

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Speaker 4: if it's wrong for you, you look at them and go,

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Speaker 4: don't you know me? Do you not know me at all?

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Speaker 4: What about me? Says Kayak? Or lizard cage because this

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Speaker 4: is the thing I've been doing this show. I've been

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Speaker 4: getting people have been sending me messages of their bad

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Speaker 4: gifts and they are incredible, like stuff like someone was

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Speaker 4: given a bike seat when they don't have a bike.

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Speaker 4: The lizard cage was someone was given a lizard cage

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Speaker 4: when she does not want a lizard or have a

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Speaker 4: lizard at all. And yeah, it's fun.

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Speaker 2: Just being the only man in this chat. How do

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Speaker 2: we get to kayak in some way? Your boyfriend, he

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Speaker 2: would have said she wants a kayak. You've given an

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Speaker 2: indication you would like a kayak, like did you watch

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Speaker 2: like Deliverance is something? Or did you you know you

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Speaker 2: went into.

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Speaker 4: There's all this is a thing. There's a reason behind it.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes there's not. But yes, the inflatable kayak is not

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Speaker 4: generally an impulse purchase unless you're an aldi, you know.

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Speaker 4: So there was thought it was something. He was a

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Speaker 4: kayaker before I knew him, not that I knew that

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Speaker 4: about him, otherwise I wouldn't have had a child with

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Speaker 4: him because we're not together really fast. So there's a

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Speaker 4: lot of stuff we don't know about each other, so

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Speaker 4: really a lot about relationships and how well we know

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Speaker 4: each other. Does your partner know you better than your

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Speaker 4: friends and that kind of stuff. So so on the

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Speaker 4: surface of that, again another kayak reference there. You think

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Speaker 4: that it sounds like a mean gift, that that could

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Speaker 4: be like a Homo Simpson bowling ball gift that he's

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Speaker 4: brought me some for him, But I think it's because

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Speaker 4: it's one of those things where he liked it, so

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Speaker 4: he thought maybe I like it, so it's trying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you haven't and I don't want to ruin

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Speaker 2: the show. Have you embraced kayaking?

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Speaker 4: I can't tell you that that's a spoiler. I cannot

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Speaker 4: tell you what it's a ridiculous That's the hook of

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Speaker 4: my show is come along and fucked out, whether or

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Speaker 4: not Celia for col kayaking.

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Speaker 1: My husband once it was our wedding anniversary and we

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Speaker 1: didn't want to do wedding anniversary presents, but he came

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Speaker 1: home with a box with a bow on it and

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Speaker 1: I opened it up and it was a pair of

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Speaker 1: binoculars that he had wanted. But they're going to buy them,

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Speaker 1: but they offered free gift wrapping.

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Speaker 4: He just went there for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. He didn't even really pretend. He just said, oh,

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Speaker 3: aren't they great? I said, I don't want these? Is

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Speaker 3: it okay?

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Speaker 4: See?

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Speaker 2: Men like to see you know.

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Speaker 4: This is also what's funny is like it's just such

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Speaker 4: a mine. I can't believe how much it really has

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Speaker 4: blown up because I put it online because I thought

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Speaker 4: it was funny, and I was immediately attacked by two

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Speaker 4: groups of angry men, and the first group are the

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Speaker 4: ones women you're impossible to buy for. You're never happy.

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Speaker 4: We don't know what you want. If only there was

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Speaker 4: a way to find out that didn't involve talking to you.

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Speaker 4: Second group of angry men were kayak enthusiasts. I had

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Speaker 4: a lot of very angry kayakers who are like, it's

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Speaker 4: actually a really great president, don't knock, do you try it?

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Speaker 4: And it's really good body, how.

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Speaker 2: Exhausting men of the world. I would love a gift

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Speaker 2: like that. If I came home sort of kayak and

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Speaker 2: a gift box set of binoculars. I go, what a

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Speaker 2: great gift?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, this is the thing he gave me,

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Speaker 4: a gift that was so bad that it actually gave

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Speaker 4: me something that I love, which is an hour of

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Speaker 4: new jokes, Like it actually couldn't have given me anything

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Speaker 4: more perfect for me.

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Speaker 2: So and look, it's given you an income. So this

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Speaker 2: is great for tickets to tour information Headcomedy dot com

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Speaker 2: dot au. Have a look at the new tour with

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Speaker 2: Celia A Pacola and gift Horus. Celia, thank you for joining.

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Speaker 4: Us, absolute pleasure. Thank you so much for having me