Speaker 1: Laura, Come hello, everybody love him?
Speaker 2: Hi Laura, Happy Thursday, one day away from the weekend.
Speaker 3: I know, have you seen what everyone's talking about?
Speaker 1: The new Voice lineup dropped yesterday, but I think it's
Speaker 1: kind of caught everyone's attention today.
Speaker 3: The judges are all new on the Voice.
Speaker 4: Wait asn't they've just asked all the old judges.
Speaker 1: Well, guy Sebastian seemingly stay put into that chair because
Speaker 1: he's staying so.
Speaker 3: You know, he wears leather pants, so he's stuck in
Speaker 3: that chair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they felled him in, isn't old?
Speaker 2: Mate? Adam Lambert making.
Speaker 1: An Adam Lambert who is here for Marti Graft is
Speaker 1: sticking around and he's going to stay live and be
Speaker 1: a judge on the Voice.
Speaker 3: So Adam Lambert, Kate Miller high Key is a judge?
Speaker 2: Wow, didn't see that? On the bingo card.
Speaker 1: Gets more rogue. Anne Rhymes is also the fourth judge
Speaker 1: on the Voice.
Speaker 4: Where did they find her and dust her off?
Speaker 5: Laura?
Speaker 4: What do you mean dust her off?
Speaker 2: She's like a phenomenon. She danced in the moonlight.
Speaker 4: She did heaps of stuff. She did dance in the moonlight.
Speaker 3: She is a phenomena.
Speaker 5: But I just I was not guessing these judges for
Speaker 5: twenty twenty four there were Yeah, I'm surprised, no, but surprised.
Speaker 3: What is she seeing? She sings, can't fight the moonlight?
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, deep in the stars?
Speaker 5: Just a man?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is right.
Speaker 4: Hence why I mean dust her off?
Speaker 5: Because I'm pretty sure this was two thousand and seven, Okay,
Speaker 5: later not far well, oh my god, wait no, our
Speaker 5: producers saying it was even earlier.
Speaker 6: I think it was.
Speaker 4: Around two thousand or two thousand and one.
Speaker 2: I remember it specifically because it was my kindergarten teacher's
Speaker 2: favorite song.
Speaker 4: Ha once again kindergarten dusting off?
Speaker 3: Well, Laura, are you gonna say.
Speaker 2: If we were talking about the Beatles, You're gonna say, oh,
Speaker 2: dust the beetles off?
Speaker 3: Where have they been? You would also have to dust
Speaker 3: them off if you got them produce a grace. This
Speaker 3: kindergarten teacher is excited for Leanne rhymes on the voice.
Speaker 4: No, guys, I am this is my generation.
Speaker 3: I'm here for it. Okay, Well, it's a big show today.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I have probably the biggest conundrum ever. We're
Speaker 2: doing an ask gun cut after the break, and what
Speaker 2: I don't know how to answer it. What would you
Speaker 2: do if you had only two friends and one Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift ticket?
Speaker 1: That's even harder than organizing tickets to Leanne rhymes concept.
Speaker 3: It's so tough a you.
Speaker 1: We will discuss that we've got an ask gun Cut
Speaker 1: on the way the pick up girls.
Speaker 3: Should we should you give some advice?
Speaker 4: I'm ready, Britt, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 7: Ask I'm cut.
Speaker 2: So we do this every Thursday on the podcast on
Speaker 2: Life on Cut. It's our favorite segment therapy Thursday. You
Speaker 2: guys ride in with a conundrum and we do our
Speaker 2: best to answer it. And today we have Marley. Now,
Speaker 2: Marley somehow found quote unquote a spare Taylor Swift ticket. Molly,
Speaker 2: how do you found a ticket?
Speaker 4: How do you find that?
Speaker 3: Because this stuff is like gold?
Speaker 8: I know. So ticket tech does this reselling thing and
Speaker 8: you have to refresh every day. I go on every
Speaker 8: single day to hope to find an extra few tickets
Speaker 8: for my friends that did miss out, and I managed
Speaker 8: to get only one.
Speaker 5: Okay, So the problem here is that you have one
Speaker 5: ticket for yourself, one ticket for a friend, but you
Speaker 5: have two friends.
Speaker 3: Quite that's right.
Speaker 5: The little pickle are you closer to one of these
Speaker 5: friends or do you have to kind of keep.
Speaker 4: The peace both.
Speaker 8: So they're equally besties, Like we met through Taylor Swift online.
Speaker 8: Like we've been friends for ages. They're like equal, So
Speaker 8: I really don't know how to choose.
Speaker 3: Oh God.
Speaker 5: Also they met through Taylor Swift online. It's like they're
Speaker 5: real hardcore Swifties.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, friends for like twelve years?
Speaker 1: Are they crazy Swifties Marley? Because you know how you
Speaker 1: can toil the line with some Swifties. It can be
Speaker 1: a lot like are they rerispand Swifties or are they
Speaker 1: like they're going to go crazy if they don't get
Speaker 1: these tickets Swifties.
Speaker 8: They are just going to go insane. So I really
Speaker 8: got to choose wisely.
Speaker 2: I okay, controversial. I don't think you choose. I think
Speaker 2: you'd be really honest with your friends and you go, look,
Speaker 2: I got an extra ticket. I only have one. I
Speaker 2: love you both equally. I think that we need to
Speaker 2: put it into like a hat, like and everyone needs
Speaker 2: to agree before you put your hand in and draw
Speaker 2: it out. That that's just how the dice is going
Speaker 2: to roll.
Speaker 8: Yeah, leave it up to chance.
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 5: I think you have to do it like all adult arguments,
Speaker 5: you know, I sattled. I think you just do a
Speaker 5: healthy game of rock paper scissors. Get them all together,
Speaker 5: sit around. No best of three, one go only.
Speaker 1: Paper scissors are so boring, I reckon, like, make them fight,
Speaker 1: and you need to scout these tickets, Maley, like, come
Speaker 1: on put a price.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you make some catch to the economy stuff.
Speaker 8: Like a quiz and who you're such.
Speaker 1: A swifty I see them and I could make them
Speaker 1: shake it off and they can hold the tickets and
Speaker 1: and see if they're their reputation error guys.
Speaker 2: Should we do the quiz online on radio?
Speaker 3: Should we get the quiz on quiz?
Speaker 5: I mean she's like, I don't want to do any work,
Speaker 5: all right, go back to papises a rock, Yeah, look
Speaker 5: that or papers is rock, or sell them for the
Speaker 5: highest bidder online, and just don't give it to your friends.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to give to either of you because
Speaker 5: I didn't want to fight, so I took a stranger.
Speaker 4: Give it to your friend, but just make it fair, Okay.
Speaker 8: I like that idea, like a suit as the paper
Speaker 8: rock kind of vibe. Yeah, I think that's Can I just.
Speaker 3: Say if you ever wanted to google? What does this
Speaker 3: swifty sound like? It's Marley. I mean, she's so diplomatic,
Speaker 3: so sweet. She said yes to blood bath and yes
Speaker 3: to papers is as wrong.
Speaker 4: She didn't want to offend either of us. And that's
Speaker 4: a good swifty.
Speaker 3: Molly. Can you just say something mean to Laura? I
Speaker 3: just want to see if you've got it in you
Speaker 3: try it.
Speaker 2: You're amazing.
Speaker 3: Maley, are horrible?
Speaker 1: Cut her off?
Speaker 3: Get her off here. That's the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 4: What a sweet, sweet, sweet girl.
Speaker 5: That helps a big problem. There's going to be a
Speaker 5: lot of fights happening about Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well Taylor stup. Everyone's in love with it.
Speaker 1: You know who else everyone's in love with and and
Speaker 1: for good reason. Tony Armstrong. He is the host of
Speaker 1: the Poolroom podcast on iHeart. But he's also he was
Speaker 1: an ex footy player. He's on the ABC. He's a
Speaker 1: half for his gorgeously off the market. Well that's the
Speaker 1: thing there. He has been the face of many an
Speaker 1: allegation is he dating?
Speaker 3: Is he single?
Speaker 1: We will find out next. We're going to play head
Speaker 1: lies with the one and only Tony Armstrong. Allegations stop sorry. Will.
Speaker 5: He's also got criminal charges against He's coming up next.
Speaker 3: Laura, you just you just defamed me. I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: Allegations live radio.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just bring put a word in there. Tony
Speaker 1: Armstrong's on the show Necks on the pickup stand by Laura.
Speaker 1: Wipe that bead of sweat off your top brow please.
Speaker 3: And you too, Brittany.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, min No, I've got one too, but I'm
Speaker 1: sweating profusely across my body because hosts of The Poolroom
Speaker 1: with Tony Armstrong, the One and Only heart Throb Tony
Speaker 1: Armstrong's on the line and hello, hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: we all we.
Speaker 2: Love you, Tony. Season two of The Poor Room is back.
Speaker 3: Are you happy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean it's always nice when things get renewed,
Speaker 6: isn't it. It's always a good feeling when that happens.
Speaker 6: But no, it's yeah, nice, nice to have it back
Speaker 6: out there. Had a little bit of a hiatus over
Speaker 6: over the summer, and yeah, just looking forward to people
Speaker 6: rapping their ears around it and enjoying it. Hopefully that's
Speaker 6: the main thing. As long as people are enjoying it,
Speaker 6: we'll keep doing it.
Speaker 5: These are stories where you can kind of you get
Speaker 5: like a little bite sized nugget of a really cool story.
Speaker 5: And then the next time you're at the pub and
Speaker 5: you're talking to your friends, if you were completely sports illiterate,
Speaker 5: it makes you seem like you know what you're talking about,
Speaker 5: Like you're cool and you're in the know.
Speaker 6: Are you reading my notes?
Speaker 3: No, I know, I know exactly what's going about.
Speaker 6: That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 4: Oh, sorry to you're line. No, okay, Well what's coming
Speaker 4: up on the new season?
Speaker 6: Then well, look it's so we've got so we've got
Speaker 6: stories that range from motor racing all the way through
Speaker 6: to I guess athletics, all of these weird little nuggets
Speaker 6: of I guess sporting information that, as you said, you
Speaker 6: can pop into the pub or just have a talk
Speaker 6: with a bunch of people who you might be trying
Speaker 6: to impress, and away you go, all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: they think you're you're a bloody genius and or you've
Speaker 6: done is listen to ten minutes of the Poor Room.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but I'm also an idiot, so I'd hear
Speaker 1: that story that I'd retell it tony with all the
Speaker 1: facts wrong. I'm like a Frenchman he could fly and
Speaker 1: he actually played soccer for us and it was huge,
Speaker 1: and Tony Armstrong told me all about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got his pilot's license.
Speaker 2: Here exactly The Poor Room season two you can stream
Speaker 2: on the free iHeartRadio app. Tony, we want to play
Speaker 2: this game with you. It's called headlines. We look through
Speaker 2: the Internet and we try and find real headlines that
Speaker 2: have been written, but we also put together some fake
Speaker 2: ones and you've got to decide what's what.
Speaker 5: No, but Tony, the liberating part about this as well
Speaker 5: is is that you get to put rumors to rest.
Speaker 5: Like if there's anything that's been written about you that
Speaker 5: you're like, that's not true, you can air it out
Speaker 5: here right now.
Speaker 6: Oh you see here, I was thinking, Actually, I don't
Speaker 6: know what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: Tony, let us play, let us play the sound effect.
Speaker 3: It's all good. Do you just debunked, because because it's
Speaker 3: let's do it time for this, it's just effect news.
Speaker 6: Beginning with breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 2: Head guys, here are some bolts that happens somewhere today.
Speaker 5: All right, first headline for you, Tony Armstrong, Heart Launch's
Speaker 5: girlfriend heartbreaks across Australia.
Speaker 6: Well, I think half of it's true, like I do
Speaker 6: definitely hard launch with my beautiful girlfriend run. Okay, it's
Speaker 6: true about the hearts breaking.
Speaker 5: The thing that I'm the most sad about this is
Speaker 5: it means that you're not going to be Austraight as bachelor.
Speaker 4: That's what I was hoping for.
Speaker 5: I think a season of Tony Armstrong is the thing
Speaker 5: that that the network needed to revive it.
Speaker 6: It's still doing all right, isn't it breaks suggest otherwise? Okay? Well,
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I pay close attention to ratings.
Speaker 2: Clearly, all right, have headline in front of me.
Speaker 3: It's all fake.
Speaker 2: Tony Armstrong admits, talking through his tears. It's a clip
Speaker 2: on mustache and they are fake veneers too.
Speaker 6: It's true.
Speaker 4: I always knew that Tony had veneers and a fake mustache.
Speaker 6: It's true, fake mustache and veneers. Everything about me is
Speaker 6: bull crap. No, I was just going to say, the
Speaker 6: last time I show my mustache, I had a tan
Speaker 6: line underneath it. So now it's like like I had
Speaker 6: I had like a sock tan, but a mustache tan.
Speaker 6: So it's like so part of the embarrassing for pretty
Speaker 6: embarrassing for a black dude to have a tan line
Speaker 6: above his upper lips, keeping it there for now until
Speaker 6: im perpetuity.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it at
Speaker 5: the beginning of summer, not at the end of summer.
Speaker 3: That's your lesson.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a really good point.
Speaker 5: The last one I've got for you here is stop flirting.
Speaker 5: ABC Star's awkward moment.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. That happened at
Speaker 6: the TikTok Awards. Yeah, what happened, Well, so so in
Speaker 6: the room it was it wasn't It didn't necessarily hit
Speaker 6: it out of the park, I don't think. And yeah,
Speaker 6: I was just like far out, like Rona's Rona's probably
Speaker 6: probably watching this as well, your partner, and I just
Speaker 6: and I just and I just told her that I
Speaker 6: wasn't flirting. I was I was flattering her and trying
Speaker 6: to make her feel really good, given she was up
Speaker 6: for the bigger water than nut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because an influencer made a reference saying that that
Speaker 1: she was flirting with you, you're being flirted with yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And I must admit I
Speaker 6: felt very uncomfortable as well. I was like, oh gosh, oh.
Speaker 3: No, I was in the room and I thought it
Speaker 3: was hot. I kind of yeah.
Speaker 5: No, it went down like a sack of potatoes that
Speaker 5: went down, Yeah, did, And then it was all over
Speaker 5: the news for the following week. So okay, well, I'm
Speaker 5: glad we got the gussier first headline debunt everyone.
Speaker 1: So so the takeaways from this real mustache, He's in
Speaker 1: love with his partner and Season two of The Poor
Speaker 1: Room with Tony Armstrong is now available to stream, and
Speaker 1: they takeaway happy with those Tony.
Speaker 6: Hey, look yeah, print it, take it to print.
Speaker 3: Tony, I'm strong. Great to have you back on, buddy.
Speaker 3: We'll see you soon. See you, Tony.
Speaker 6: Always a pleasure to see you, guys, see your Tony.
Speaker 3: All right, everyone stand by back after this on the pickup.
Speaker 5: Well, speaking of lovers thirteen one oh six five, I
Speaker 5: have the question, when was it that you realized that
Speaker 5: your partner, maybe your husband, your wife, your loving partner
Speaker 5: really deeply loved you, Like, what was it that they
Speaker 5: did that made you realize that they were the one?
Speaker 3: Everyone has that moment, yeah, where something.
Speaker 4: Clicks and you're like, wow, this person they are in
Speaker 4: this for.
Speaker 3: The long haul.
Speaker 1: Was it you and your partner Matty Jay when he
Speaker 1: gave you a rose on the hit series A Bachelor.
Speaker 5: I mean that it was an indicator, but you know what,
Speaker 5: there's been plenty of bachelor relationships that haven't worked out.
Speaker 3: Oh you know.
Speaker 5: That did not like as much as that was like reassuring,
Speaker 5: It wasn't the moment where I was like, Wow, this
Speaker 5: man really would do anything for me. And look, it
Speaker 5: wasn't the moment when he proposed to me. It wasn't
Speaker 5: when we got married, it wasn't when we had children.
Speaker 2: What was it then, Laura.
Speaker 5: So when you get married, you say the whole, for
Speaker 5: better or for worse, You'll be there through it, you know,
Speaker 5: thick and thin.
Speaker 4: And recently we had a for worse moment. I got
Speaker 4: really sick with pneumonia a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5: You were sick, really sick, and I was at the
Speaker 5: point where I was coughing so much that I was
Speaker 5: throwing up right. I just you know, And it's gone
Speaker 5: on for a long time, and I was being sick,
Speaker 5: and the problem is I didn't always know when it
Speaker 5: was going to hit me. So those asked for attacks
Speaker 5: they came out of nowhere, and then I'd start coughing, coughing, coughing,
Speaker 5: and then all of a sudden, I'd start vomiting. Now,
Speaker 5: sorry for anyone who is squeamish about vomiting, because it's
Speaker 5: kind of gross. But you know, when you're going to
Speaker 5: throw up and you go into the bathroom and you
Speaker 5: have a choice. You can either do it in the sink,
Speaker 5: which is a real that's not a nice option, or.
Speaker 4: You do it in the toilet.
Speaker 2: It's toilet Laura all the time. The sink's too small.
Speaker 2: It's like a little drain.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course it's a little drain.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I had the option.
Speaker 5: I ran into the bathroom and there it was Molly
Speaker 5: May and my little four and a half year old
Speaker 5: sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 3: Couldn't vomit on her, did I?
Speaker 4: So I turned around. I was like, then what do
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 5: Is it in the bath or is it in the sink?
Speaker 5: And so I vomited into the sink and we have
Speaker 5: one of those tiny drains. I'm talking it's not even
Speaker 5: a drain. It's got like the sink plug bit that
Speaker 5: sticks over the top, so literally only water can go down.
Speaker 3: It's like a sieve. It's like a metal disk.
Speaker 2: No chunks are going down there, so nothing went down.
Speaker 5: He just sat there in the sink, and my daughter's
Speaker 5: in the toilet, like, what's mum doing Anyway, she finishes
Speaker 5: her business, she toddles off.
Speaker 4: Matt walks in and he just stood there and he
Speaker 4: looked at me, and then.
Speaker 5: He sighed and he walked back out, and he came
Speaker 5: in with a cup, and then by then I transferred
Speaker 5: myself to the toilet, and he just stood there at
Speaker 5: the sink and he just scooped it out and didn't
Speaker 5: say one word. He didn't ask why I didn't throw
Speaker 5: up in the toilet, He didn't reprimand me. He just
Speaker 5: did what every loving husband should do, and that is
Speaker 5: he picked my vomit out, my bolonnaise or whatever it
Speaker 5: is I had eaten that night, out of the drain,
Speaker 5: and I stood there and I was like, this man
Speaker 5: loves me and he'll be there for everything.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's love. What do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Ready's filing the papers of divorce back EN's too.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's trying to avoid a ridiculously expensive
Speaker 2: plumbing bill that your chunker saw a spaghetti bolonnaise was
Speaker 2: about to clog up the pipes.
Speaker 5: Fair I actually think it was spaghetti arabiata, but that's stop.
Speaker 1: I remember my ex so clearly wasn't in love that
Speaker 1: deeply I knew. I'm like, oh, yeah, this is deep love.
Speaker 1: When he couldn't find the nail clippers and he went, oh,
Speaker 1: this is corners in my pinky toe that you know what,
Speaker 1: like there's.
Speaker 5: A street stop, it's a corner, so I can't looks horrified.
Speaker 1: So he when I can't find the tonah clippers. So
Speaker 1: what I did was I grabbed his foot with my
Speaker 1: hand and I used my two front teeth and I peeled,
Speaker 1: I picked, I latched onto the corners of the nail.
Speaker 3: It did not and I pulled back and pulled it out.
Speaker 2: Oh you're a.
Speaker 4: He just showered and now you're not even together anymore.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: That is that is discussing. He probably had tinier, He
Speaker 2: probably got tid.
Speaker 3: No one else has the front teeth that can do it. Anyway,
Speaker 3: brit you have anything with your boyfriend Ben? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Literally, just when I was over in a on holiday
Speaker 2: with him a couple of weeks ago. I was also
Speaker 2: vomiting from a migraine and he same thing. Laura came in,
Speaker 2: didn't say a word, pulled my hair back and just
Speaker 2: let me vomit, rubbed my back and rubbed me. I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, rub me through a migraine, but that
Speaker 2: didn't sound good. He rubbed my back through the migraine
Speaker 2: as my here's a lot of rubbing. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 1: We have Rhiannon on thirteen one O sixty five. What
Speaker 1: did this happen to you? Is there a moment you
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, I'm in love.
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, So we were two weeks into a relationship, really
Speaker 7: early on, and we went out to dinner and then
Speaker 7: within hours something was not right that I had eaten
Speaker 7: and I had from poisoning for days, and he did
Speaker 7: not leave my five once.
Speaker 5: Oh, he should have left your side a little bit though,
Speaker 5: like if you were on the loop, I think he
Speaker 5: could have.
Speaker 4: Gone into the other room.
Speaker 3: Are you still together?
Speaker 4: It's a bit close for company.
Speaker 7: We are still together. I'm scared for anyone to ever
Speaker 7: find that out. So we'll never be breaking out.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true.
Speaker 3: D you're in the wrong place. I'm so single. Let's
Speaker 3: go home.
Speaker 4: Let's leave one day, Mitch. There'll be someone who picks
Speaker 4: you out of a drain for you there's.
Speaker 3: Someone that moment. Ye would he do that? Though absolutely
Speaker 3: he would know Mitch. He would tomorrow on the show
Speaker 3: My Toes being clipped live by My Situation Ship.
Speaker 4: You don't want to miss this one. You need wait
Speaker 4: for that one
Speaker 3: Pick up