WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Matty J did something DISGUSTING for Laura 🤢 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:21.360 Laura, Come hello, everybody love him? 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:25.040 Hi Laura, Happy Thursday, one day away from the weekend. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.160 I know, have you seen what everyone's talking about? 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:30.480 The new Voice lineup dropped yesterday, but I think it's 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.040 kind of caught everyone's attention today. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.120 The judges are all new on the Voice. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:36.240 Wait asn't they've just asked all the old judges. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:39.000 Well, guy Sebastian seemingly stay put into that chair because 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.159 he's staying so. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.360 You know, he wears leather pants, so he's stuck in 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:42.760 that chair. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.360 Yeah, they felled him in, isn't old? 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:46.920 Mate? Adam Lambert making. 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:49.720 An Adam Lambert who is here for Marti Graft is 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.280 sticking around and he's going to stay live and be 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:53.120 a judge on the Voice. 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:56.440 So Adam Lambert, Kate Miller high Key is a judge? 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.800 Wow, didn't see that? On the bingo card. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.080 Gets more rogue. Anne Rhymes is also the fourth judge 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:02.800 on the Voice. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.039 Where did they find her and dust her off? 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:05.480 Laura? 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.800 What do you mean dust her off? 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.960 She's like a phenomenon. She danced in the moonlight. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.840 She did heaps of stuff. She did dance in the moonlight. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.040 She is a phenomena. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.319 But I just I was not guessing these judges for 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:21.280 twenty twenty four there were Yeah, I'm surprised, no, but surprised. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:23.360 What is she seeing? She sings, can't fight the moonlight? 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.320 Yeah, right, deep in the stars? 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:26.200 Just a man? 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:28.480 Oh yeah, this is right. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:30.480 Hence why I mean dust her off? 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.920 Because I'm pretty sure this was two thousand and seven, Okay, 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:37.040 later not far well, oh my god, wait no, our 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.280 producers saying it was even earlier. 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:38.679 I think it was. 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.160 Around two thousand or two thousand and one. 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.920 I remember it specifically because it was my kindergarten teacher's 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:45.480 favorite song. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:50.080 Ha once again kindergarten dusting off? 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.800 Well, Laura, are you gonna say. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.400 If we were talking about the Beatles, You're gonna say, oh, 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:55.520 dust the beetles off? 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.240 Where have they been? You would also have to dust 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.040 them off if you got them produce a grace. This 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.840 kindergarten teacher is excited for Leanne rhymes on the voice. 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.440 No, guys, I am this is my generation. 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.880 I'm here for it. Okay, Well, it's a big show today. 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:12.639 Hey guys, I have probably the biggest conundrum ever. We're 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.760 doing an ask gun cut after the break, and what 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.720 I don't know how to answer it. What would you 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:21.919 do if you had only two friends and one Taylor 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:22.480 Swift ticket? 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:25.720 That's even harder than organizing tickets to Leanne rhymes concept. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:27.600 It's so tough a you. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.040 We will discuss that we've got an ask gun Cut 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.839 on the way the pick up girls. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.160 Should we should you give some advice? 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:38.840 I'm ready, Britt, Yeah, let's do it. 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:40.600 Ask I'm cut. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.000 So we do this every Thursday on the podcast on 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.959 Life on Cut. It's our favorite segment therapy Thursday. You 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.680 guys ride in with a conundrum and we do our 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:55.000 best to answer it. And today we have Marley. Now, 0:02:55.120 --> 0:03:01.000 Marley somehow found quote unquote a spare Taylor Swift ticket. Molly, 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:02.239 how do you found a ticket? 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.120 How do you find that? 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:04.840 Because this stuff is like gold? 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.560 I know. So ticket tech does this reselling thing and 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.799 you have to refresh every day. I go on every 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.840 single day to hope to find an extra few tickets 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:16.440 for my friends that did miss out, and I managed 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:17.560 to get only one. 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.040 Okay, So the problem here is that you have one 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.799 ticket for yourself, one ticket for a friend, but you 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:24.840 have two friends. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.280 Quite that's right. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.000 The little pickle are you closer to one of these 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:30.720 friends or do you have to kind of keep. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:31.280 The peace both. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.960 So they're equally besties, Like we met through Taylor Swift online. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.760 Like we've been friends for ages. They're like equal, So 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.200 I really don't know how to choose. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:41.480 Oh God. 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:44.040 Also they met through Taylor Swift online. It's like they're 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:45.360 real hardcore Swifties. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.240 Oh yeah, friends for like twelve years? 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.240 Are they crazy Swifties Marley? Because you know how you 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.040 can toil the line with some Swifties. It can be 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.880 a lot like are they rerispand Swifties or are they 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:55.400 like they're going to go crazy if they don't get 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:56.600 these tickets Swifties. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.240 They are just going to go insane. So I really 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:00.960 got to choose wisely. 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:05.320 I okay, controversial. I don't think you choose. I think 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.880 you'd be really honest with your friends and you go, look, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.200 I got an extra ticket. I only have one. I 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.920 love you both equally. I think that we need to 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.240 put it into like a hat, like and everyone needs 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:16.960 to agree before you put your hand in and draw 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.839 it out. That that's just how the dice is going 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:20.200 to roll. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:21.680 Yeah, leave it up to chance. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:22.280 I like that. 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:25.680 I think you have to do it like all adult arguments, 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:27.640 you know, I sattled. I think you just do a 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.960 healthy game of rock paper scissors. Get them all together, 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.359 sit around. No best of three, one go only. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.640 Paper scissors are so boring, I reckon, like, make them fight, 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.400 and you need to scout these tickets, Maley, like, come 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:42.760 on put a price. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.760 Yeah, you make some catch to the economy stuff. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.960 Like a quiz and who you're such. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.160 A swifty I see them and I could make them 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.480 shake it off and they can hold the tickets and 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.440 and see if they're their reputation error guys. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:03.480 Should we do the quiz online on radio? 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.880 Should we get the quiz on quiz? 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.440 I mean she's like, I don't want to do any work, 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.599 all right, go back to papises a rock, Yeah, look 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.320 that or papers is rock, or sell them for the 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.680 highest bidder online, and just don't give it to your friends. 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:18.360 I didn't want to give to either of you because 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.880 I didn't want to fight, so I took a stranger. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.880 Give it to your friend, but just make it fair, Okay. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.720 I like that idea, like a suit as the paper 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.200 rock kind of vibe. Yeah, I think that's Can I just. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.360 Say if you ever wanted to google? What does this 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.240 swifty sound like? It's Marley. I mean, she's so diplomatic, 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.480 so sweet. She said yes to blood bath and yes 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:36.320 to papers is as wrong. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:37.880 She didn't want to offend either of us. And that's 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:38.440 a good swifty. 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.200 Molly. Can you just say something mean to Laura? I 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:41.240 just want to see if you've got it in you 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:41.760 try it. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:45.919 You're amazing. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.960 Maley, are horrible? 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:53.520 Cut her off? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.800 Get her off here. That's the funniest thing ever. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.480 What a sweet, sweet, sweet girl. 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:00.720 That helps a big problem. There's going to be a 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.799 lot of fights happening about Taylor Swift tickets. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:04.440 Yeah, well Taylor stup. Everyone's in love with it. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.600 You know who else everyone's in love with and and 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.280 for good reason. Tony Armstrong. He is the host of 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.480 the Poolroom podcast on iHeart. But he's also he was 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:15.360 an ex footy player. He's on the ABC. He's a 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.120 half for his gorgeously off the market. Well that's the 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.839 thing there. He has been the face of many an 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:22.080 allegation is he dating? 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:22.799 Is he single? 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.600 We will find out next. We're going to play head 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:28.840 lies with the one and only Tony Armstrong. Allegations stop sorry. Will. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:35.160 He's also got criminal charges against He's coming up next. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.600 Laura, you just you just defamed me. I didn't say that. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.640 Allegations live radio. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.640 Sometimes you just bring put a word in there. Tony 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:47.440 Armstrong's on the show Necks on the pickup stand by Laura. 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.080 Wipe that bead of sweat off your top brow please. 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:50.600 And you too, Brittany. 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:53.000 Excuse me, min No, I've got one too, but I'm 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:56.480 sweating profusely across my body because hosts of The Poolroom 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.800 with Tony Armstrong, the One and Only heart Throb Tony 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:03.440 Armstrong's on the line and hello, hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.120 we all we. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.040 Love you, Tony. Season two of The Poor Room is back. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:07.719 Are you happy? 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.720 Yeah? I mean it's always nice when things get renewed, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:13.120 isn't it. It's always a good feeling when that happens. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.520 But no, it's yeah, nice, nice to have it back 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.400 out there. Had a little bit of a hiatus over 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.560 over the summer, and yeah, just looking forward to people 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.520 rapping their ears around it and enjoying it. Hopefully that's 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.200 the main thing. As long as people are enjoying it, 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:27.880 we'll keep doing it. 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.960 These are stories where you can kind of you get 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.480 like a little bite sized nugget of a really cool story. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.240 And then the next time you're at the pub and 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.120 you're talking to your friends, if you were completely sports illiterate, 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.280 it makes you seem like you know what you're talking about, 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:40.800 Like you're cool and you're in the know. 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:42.320 Are you reading my notes? 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.960 No, I know, I know exactly what's going about. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:46.280 That's what I was going to say. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.880 Oh, sorry to you're line. No, okay, Well what's coming 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:49.840 up on the new season? 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.800 Then well, look it's so we've got so we've got 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:58.040 stories that range from motor racing all the way through 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.760 to I guess athletics, all of these weird little nuggets 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:06.720 of I guess sporting information that, as you said, you 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.080 can pop into the pub or just have a talk 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.040 with a bunch of people who you might be trying 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.600 to impress, and away you go, all of a sudden, 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.440 they think you're you're a bloody genius and or you've 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.160 done is listen to ten minutes of the Poor Room. 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:19.880 Oh no, but I'm also an idiot, so I'd hear 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.320 that story that I'd retell it tony with all the 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.120 facts wrong. I'm like a Frenchman he could fly and 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.920 he actually played soccer for us and it was huge, 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.200 and Tony Armstrong told me all about it. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:31.840 Yeah, he's got his pilot's license. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:36.520 Here exactly The Poor Room season two you can stream 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.400 on the free iHeartRadio app. Tony, we want to play 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.800 this game with you. It's called headlines. We look through 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.160 the Internet and we try and find real headlines that 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.440 have been written, but we also put together some fake 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:49.319 ones and you've got to decide what's what. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.240 No, but Tony, the liberating part about this as well 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.520 is is that you get to put rumors to rest. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.679 Like if there's anything that's been written about you that 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.199 you're like, that's not true, you can air it out 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:01.920 here right now. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.520 Oh you see here, I was thinking, Actually, I don't 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:07.440 know what I was thinking. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.280 Tony, let us play, let us play the sound effect. 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.360 It's all good. Do you just debunked, because because it's 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:18.120 let's do it time for this, it's just effect news. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.080 Beginning with breaking news, breaking news. 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:23.959 Head guys, here are some bolts that happens somewhere today. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:29.160 All right, first headline for you, Tony Armstrong, Heart Launch's 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.000 girlfriend heartbreaks across Australia. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.640 Well, I think half of it's true, like I do 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.720 definitely hard launch with my beautiful girlfriend run. Okay, it's 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.080 true about the hearts breaking. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.920 The thing that I'm the most sad about this is 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.880 it means that you're not going to be Austraight as bachelor. 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:44.959 That's what I was hoping for. 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:48.040 I think a season of Tony Armstrong is the thing 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.160 that that the network needed to revive it. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:55.319 It's still doing all right, isn't it breaks suggest otherwise? Okay? Well, 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:58.120 I mean yeah, I pay close attention to ratings. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:00.839 Clearly, all right, have headline in front of me. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:01.960 It's all fake. 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:05.960 Tony Armstrong admits, talking through his tears. It's a clip 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.160 on mustache and they are fake veneers too. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:10.920 It's true. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.160 I always knew that Tony had veneers and a fake mustache. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:19.079 It's true, fake mustache and veneers. Everything about me is 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:21.599 bull crap. No, I was just going to say, the 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:23.480 last time I show my mustache, I had a tan 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:27.760 line underneath it. So now it's like like I had 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.880 I had like a sock tan, but a mustache tan. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.000 So it's like so part of the embarrassing for pretty 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.800 embarrassing for a black dude to have a tan line 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:38.160 above his upper lips, keeping it there for now until 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.120 im perpetuity. 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:40.720 If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it at 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.240 the beginning of summer, not at the end of summer. 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:42.920 That's your lesson. 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:44.920 Yeah, that's a really good point. 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.559 The last one I've got for you here is stop flirting. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.760 ABC Star's awkward moment. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.480 Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. That happened at 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.880 the TikTok Awards. Yeah, what happened, Well, so so in 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:06.120 the room it was it wasn't It didn't necessarily hit 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.560 it out of the park, I don't think. And yeah, 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:12.480 I was just like far out, like Rona's Rona's probably 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:16.679 probably watching this as well, your partner, and I just 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:18.679 and I just and I just told her that I 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:21.920 wasn't flirting. I was I was flattering her and trying 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.960 to make her feel really good, given she was up 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.320 for the bigger water than nut. 0:11:25.360 --> 0:11:27.480 Yeah, because an influencer made a reference saying that that 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:30.000 she was flirting with you, you're being flirted with yeah. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.079 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And I must admit I 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:36.960 felt very uncomfortable as well. I was like, oh gosh, oh. 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:38.559 No, I was in the room and I thought it 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.040 was hot. I kind of yeah. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.199 No, it went down like a sack of potatoes that 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:47.160 went down, Yeah, did, And then it was all over 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.439 the news for the following week. So okay, well, I'm 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.000 glad we got the gussier first headline debunt everyone. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.400 So so the takeaways from this real mustache, He's in 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.680 love with his partner and Season two of The Poor 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.040 Room with Tony Armstrong is now available to stream, and 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:03.000 they takeaway happy with those Tony. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:06.239 Hey, look yeah, print it, take it to print. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:08.200 Tony, I'm strong. Great to have you back on, buddy. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:09.640 We'll see you soon. See you, Tony. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:11.920 Always a pleasure to see you, guys, see your Tony. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.520 All right, everyone stand by back after this on the pickup. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.360 Well, speaking of lovers thirteen one oh six five, I 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.079 have the question, when was it that you realized that 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:25.560 your partner, maybe your husband, your wife, your loving partner 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.760 really deeply loved you, Like, what was it that they 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:30.600 did that made you realize that they were the one? 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:32.840 Everyone has that moment, yeah, where something. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.599 Clicks and you're like, wow, this person they are in 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:35.040 this for. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:36.079 The long haul. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.000 Was it you and your partner Matty Jay when he 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.199 gave you a rose on the hit series A Bachelor. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.920 I mean that it was an indicator, but you know what, 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:45.640 there's been plenty of bachelor relationships that haven't worked out. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:46.199 Oh you know. 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.360 That did not like as much as that was like reassuring, 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.319 It wasn't the moment where I was like, Wow, this 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.599 man really would do anything for me. And look, it 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:55.880 wasn't the moment when he proposed to me. It wasn't 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.280 when we got married, it wasn't when we had children. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.920 What was it then, Laura. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.439 So when you get married, you say the whole, for 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.640 better or for worse, You'll be there through it, you know, 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:05.280 thick and thin. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.959 And recently we had a for worse moment. I got 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.240 really sick with pneumonia a couple of weeks ago. 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.439 You were sick, really sick, and I was at the 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.760 point where I was coughing so much that I was 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.320 throwing up right. I just you know, And it's gone 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.000 on for a long time, and I was being sick, 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.599 and the problem is I didn't always know when it 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.360 was going to hit me. So those asked for attacks 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.160 they came out of nowhere, and then I'd start coughing, coughing, coughing, 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.880 and then all of a sudden, I'd start vomiting. Now, 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.840 sorry for anyone who is squeamish about vomiting, because it's 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:35.719 kind of gross. But you know, when you're going to 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.760 throw up and you go into the bathroom and you 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.720 have a choice. You can either do it in the sink, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.920 which is a real that's not a nice option, or. 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:43.600 You do it in the toilet. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.400 It's toilet Laura all the time. The sink's too small. 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:47.280 It's like a little drain. 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.280 Of course, of course it's a little drain. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:49.600 Okay. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:50.440 So I had the option. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.160 I ran into the bathroom and there it was Molly 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:54.480 May and my little four and a half year old 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:55.160 sitting on the toilet. 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.240 Couldn't vomit on her, did I? 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:58.040 So I turned around. I was like, then what do 0:13:58.120 --> 0:13:58.319 I do? 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.480 Is it in the bath or is it in the sink? 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.280 And so I vomited into the sink and we have 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.160 one of those tiny drains. I'm talking it's not even 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.120 a drain. It's got like the sink plug bit that 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.800 sticks over the top, so literally only water can go down. 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:12.480 It's like a sieve. It's like a metal disk. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.080 No chunks are going down there, so nothing went down. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.880 He just sat there in the sink, and my daughter's 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.480 in the toilet, like, what's mum doing Anyway, she finishes 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:21.680 her business, she toddles off. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.520 Matt walks in and he just stood there and he 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.480 looked at me, and then. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.680 He sighed and he walked back out, and he came 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.240 in with a cup, and then by then I transferred 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.040 myself to the toilet, and he just stood there at 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.880 the sink and he just scooped it out and didn't 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.320 say one word. He didn't ask why I didn't throw 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.240 up in the toilet, He didn't reprimand me. He just 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.240 did what every loving husband should do, and that is 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:48.000 he picked my vomit out, my bolonnaise or whatever it 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.000 is I had eaten that night, out of the drain, 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.040 and I stood there and I was like, this man 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:53.760 loves me and he'll be there for everything. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.320 I don't know if that's love. What do you reckon? 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.240 Ready's filing the papers of divorce back EN's too. 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.280 I feel like he's trying to avoid a ridiculously expensive 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.120 plumbing bill that your chunker saw a spaghetti bolonnaise was 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.440 about to clog up the pipes. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.600 Fair I actually think it was spaghetti arabiata, but that's stop. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.800 I remember my ex so clearly wasn't in love that 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.640 deeply I knew. I'm like, oh, yeah, this is deep love. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.680 When he couldn't find the nail clippers and he went, oh, 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:20.880 this is corners in my pinky toe that you know what, 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:21.480 like there's. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:25.040 A street stop, it's a corner, so I can't looks horrified. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.120 So he when I can't find the tonah clippers. So 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.560 what I did was I grabbed his foot with my 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.800 hand and I used my two front teeth and I peeled, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.720 I picked, I latched onto the corners of the nail. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.080 It did not and I pulled back and pulled it out. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.240 Oh you're a. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.880 He just showered and now you're not even together anymore. 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:46.520 Absolutely not. 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.760 That is that is discussing. He probably had tinier, He 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.960 probably got tid. 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:56.080 No one else has the front teeth that can do it. Anyway, 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:57.840 brit you have anything with your boyfriend Ben? Yeah? 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.400 Literally, just when I was over in a on holiday 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.760 with him a couple of weeks ago. I was also 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:06.920 vomiting from a migraine and he same thing. Laura came in, 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:09.520 didn't say a word, pulled my hair back and just 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:11.920 let me vomit, rubbed my back and rubbed me. I 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.480 was gonna say, rub me through a migraine, but that 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:16.280 didn't sound good. He rubbed my back through the migraine 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:21.040 as my here's a lot of rubbing. Yeah, it was 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:21.600 pretty good. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.560 We have Rhiannon on thirteen one O sixty five. What 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.040 did this happen to you? Is there a moment you 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:27.200 were like, yeah, I'm in love. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:28.000 Oh? 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.640 Yes, So we were two weeks into a relationship, really 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.400 early on, and we went out to dinner and then 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.920 within hours something was not right that I had eaten 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.800 and I had from poisoning for days, and he did 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:41.880 not leave my five once. 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:46.560 Oh, he should have left your side a little bit though, 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.200 like if you were on the loop, I think he 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:48.600