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Speaker 2: Hey, thank you very much for download in the podcast
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Speaker 3: This is for people who remember from a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks ago, I tried to make some Primo mugs for
Speaker 3: the show and in a moment of sleep depravity, I
Speaker 3: spelled your name Christine instead of Christian O'Connell. We went
Speaker 3: ahead and got them.
Speaker 2: How you did that? How surely you would notice on
Speaker 2: your eye that it looks so wrong and in fact
Speaker 2: everything's wrong, Not even Christian to go to Christine.
Speaker 3: Well, it looks it looks right, doesn't That doesn't jump
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Speaker 3: like when you spell a word wrong in Microsoft word,
Speaker 3: but if it's another word, it's not going to give
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Speaker 3: the problem that I have here.
Speaker 2: But I think you've actually had the mate.
Speaker 3: We've had them made and on. We had to pay
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Speaker 1: Pay for them?
Speaker 3: But did we pay money? No? The promo shop who's
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Speaker 2: You promo shop. That's great, but why not get someones
Speaker 2: with my actual name on.
Speaker 3: That's the next step.
Speaker 4: But no, no, no, the next step, it's the new step.
Speaker 3: Well, these ones are going to be like a rare,
Speaker 3: hard to get collector's item, and then when we get
Speaker 3: the real ones, we give them away for good emails.
Speaker 3: But these ones are for very good emails.
Speaker 2: Oh I see very good emails. Have my name misspelled
Speaker 2: on your mug.
Speaker 3: In my handwriting?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean it's an amazing mug. It's so
Speaker 2: much more than a mug. Okay, so yeah, email with
Speaker 2: us anytime you want to email the show. But anything
Speaker 2: that we've talked about this week, I'd love to hear
Speaker 2: stories about house sitting that went wrong. As you find
Speaker 2: on today's show, someone's made a really big mistake by
Speaker 2: getting Jack to house sip only got four more days.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna happen in four days or anything
Speaker 2: else you ever hear to the show. I really want
Speaker 2: to start this feature on the show called Late to
Speaker 2: the Party, where I know a lot of you might
Speaker 2: be a week later that you hear a show and
Speaker 2: we're talking about something, Please email me about it, just
Speaker 2: because we've moved on. We're doing something else. We can
Speaker 2: always come back to anything. The email address is Christian
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Speaker 1: Enjoy live from Level two twenty one for thirty one
Speaker 1: good Wood Street.
Speaker 2: W Reshman. This is the Christian All Practice show.
Speaker 1: On Noven's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, It's a Christian okollow breakfast show.
Speaker 3: Good morning bats, Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Good morning Jack?
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: So the last time we were doing the show, I
Speaker 2: was nervously trying to find out would I be flying
Speaker 2: to Bali. The flights are grounded. You remember on your
Speaker 2: newspass about the volcano. The flights were granted. We never
Speaker 2: went to Barley. Yeah, I know, first world problems, right,
Speaker 2: But we did go to Western Australia and a place
Speaker 2: called Broom and it was amazing, one of the best
Speaker 2: places we've ever been to have any need to ever
Speaker 2: been there.
Speaker 3: I've never been a Broom, but I think you've got
Speaker 3: a good band, really, because a Broom's meant to be lovely.
Speaker 2: It was stunning, absolutely stunning. People are friendly up there,
Speaker 2: beautiful beach up there called Cable Beach. The people up there.
Speaker 4: I don't mean there's any way to be rude.
Speaker 2: A little bit different. Oh, how so all different? It's good.
Speaker 2: You know. I'm not from around here. I'm over here
Speaker 2: starting new life in my family. This has show number
Speaker 2: twenty one on this radio station. They don't appear to
Speaker 2: like to wear footwear, not even thongs in the supermarket.
Speaker 2: Just oh, it's okay, just to yeah, get out the car.
Speaker 2: I've been driving the car with those shoes.
Speaker 4: At the airport.
Speaker 2: They're signs saying, please stick on some shoes before coming
Speaker 2: with your security and getting on the plane. Okay, I guess.
Speaker 3: If it's never cold up there, what's the need for
Speaker 3: it need?
Speaker 4: We can imagine that we're in Ingram right now. Two
Speaker 4: things are happening.
Speaker 2: Obviously the World Cup for Examp, we're into the semi final,
Speaker 2: and there's a heat wave. Now you guys have find
Speaker 2: that's funny. But the country shutting down because it's in
Speaker 2: the early thirties, all right, it's really really, really really hot.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't still catch us not wearing footwear. I've never
Speaker 2: been to a place of my life broom. I was
Speaker 2: shouting to a lady at the bar once. It's never
Speaker 2: not sunny. So every morning I'll be going to kids,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's sunny out there again, kid, because
Speaker 2: we don't know what that's like. We couldn't believe that
Speaker 2: it's winter up there. It was like thirty five. Never
Speaker 2: believed thirty five degrees up then Broom, absolutely amazing. Went
Speaker 2: on some day trips as well. You know, only go
Speaker 2: on the day trips.
Speaker 4: Oh it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you guys, but whenever you're on
Speaker 2: the day trip, you start as they pick you up
Speaker 2: on that little minibus and then they pick you up,
Speaker 2: We've got a way outside your hotel. And then as
Speaker 2: you as you're ferrying around picking up other people from
Speaker 2: their hotels, you'll have a little look sit at their
Speaker 2: hotel and you judge them, don't you. Ah, look at
Speaker 2: those fancy couples, yeah whatever, And then there's always a
Speaker 2: couple as well that you're waiting for for ages. You know,
Speaker 2: they come running out there. So I hadleft my sunglasses
Speaker 2: in the room and Derek had to go.
Speaker 3: Okay. The last one I went on with my parents
Speaker 3: in Croatia. We accidentally went on like a Kentiky tour
Speaker 3: and everybody else was twenty one thirty accidentally went well,
Speaker 3: wasn't actually labeled Kentiky tour, but it ended up to
Speaker 3: be the Croatian version of that because it was twenty
Speaker 3: one American and Canadian tourists and then me and my
Speaker 3: mom and dad, and for some reason I sat between
Speaker 3: my mom and dad, which just made me feel like
Speaker 3: a little child.
Speaker 2: What is this recently?
Speaker 3: Like in the last this is when when I came
Speaker 3: to visit you in London, I did that detour into
Speaker 3: Croatia to meet my parents, and so this is in
Speaker 3: the last you know, six months.
Speaker 2: That's incredible. One we could go accidentally on a Koontiki tour,
Speaker 2: but the fact that you went with your mom and
Speaker 2: dad on the day trip and they sat in between them.
Speaker 2: Everyone else on that trip is looking over at you,
Speaker 2: guys judging like this, Oh, blessed, parent's good with that kid,
Speaker 2: who's obviously a little bit is he slow? I look
Speaker 2: at him? I mean he looks a little bit. You
Speaker 2: know that some inbreeding went all the family net was
Speaker 2: something the eyes if you've seen his I don't look
Speaker 2: at his eyes. Actually, well give it.
Speaker 3: It was actually a snorkeling trip. So everybody else on
Speaker 3: the boat is getting into their bikinis and saying themselves
Speaker 3: on the boat and me and my mom and dad
Speaker 3: are the only ones who sat in the cabin.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic anyway, Good morning the Christian O'Connell Breakfast, Joe
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three and.
Speaker 2: Don't change goome onr. It's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast show,
Speaker 2: showing him a twenty one on gold one of four
Speaker 2: point three. So we're looking to take some me cool.
Speaker 2: So now I want to know what's happened to you
Speaker 2: over the weekend. So that's about why the story of
Speaker 2: your weekend in just three words. So for me it
Speaker 2: would be sofa too hard? Shall we came back from
Speaker 2: holidays Saturday night Sunday? What I have to look forward
Speaker 2: to going around to some stranger's house.
Speaker 3: Oh you're not still trying to buy something off gun
Speaker 3: tree at it's this is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: The posters are still up with me on and I'm
Speaker 2: driving around yesterday evening in the rain and cold. So
Speaker 2: stranger's house, it's the sofa now all right? Facebook Marketplace,
Speaker 2: you've seen that their version of eBay all right, and
Speaker 2: my wife's goes Oh Chris, look at this look at
Speaker 2: this seven hundred bucks for this amazing couch. And so
Speaker 2: I look at this couch and go, yeah, okay, yep, fine.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, we need to go around and just
Speaker 4: try it out.
Speaker 2: So we go around to this stranger's house yesterday evening,
Speaker 2: sit on this couch. Seems right to me. So I
Speaker 2: go to the guy, cool, okay, well look, will you
Speaker 2: take a bit less. My wife goes sort of gives
Speaker 2: me a funny look. Oh hang one goes, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: and Angel, come on because my husband I just have
Speaker 2: a little conflaba little chat. And then he goes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: And it was a really small little flat, right.
Speaker 3: You wedged out on the balcony, or I just went
Speaker 3: into a corner toilet.
Speaker 2: The only place we could go and have a meeting
Speaker 2: between my wife and I.
Speaker 4: Was in his bathroom, and I go, I like it.
Speaker 4: It's a couch. It's just like the photo.
Speaker 2: Just get it. Just no, no, it's too fun, it's
Speaker 2: too hard. I went, We can't tell him that this
Speaker 2: is really awkward. What can we what we're going to do? Shus,
Speaker 2: you need to think of an excuse win, all right,
Speaker 2: So we'll go out there and go Okay, would you
Speaker 2: take like three hundred and fifty dollars for this? He goes,
Speaker 2: that's half the price. Whim Well that's my final offer.
Speaker 2: Think about it. Get back to me. He goes, Okay,
Speaker 2: you've got until I don't even know why I said this,
Speaker 2: I sent You've got until nine o'clock tomorrow morning. It
Speaker 2: is a deadline anyway. Thank Okay, yep, we're getting hard
Speaker 2: so we haven't had. We don't want this, I said,
Speaker 2: So this will be really bad. Now he's going to
Speaker 2: go okay, yeah, okay, I take it through and no,
Speaker 2: don't want it, mate, I've slept on it. It was
Speaker 2: really hard and firm. So yeah, that's my three word weekend.
Speaker 2: If you are selling a sofa botther way, I am
Speaker 2: looking for one, all right.
Speaker 3: Make sure it's hard soft, just got to be sot
Speaker 3: all right, So tell us your three word weekend.
Speaker 2: What's happened to you over the weekend? And three words
Speaker 2: you can give us a call nine four one four
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, it's the Christian O'Connor w Reckford show Top weekend.
Speaker 2: It's gold one O four point three, just going our
Speaker 2: four seventeen minutes past six. Think you might to lou
Speaker 2: In Weerby. I heard about my nightmare going around some
Speaker 2: stranger sales yesterday trying out a couch that was too
Speaker 2: hard to turn to my wife. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: really have an opinion about whether it's two firms. It's
Speaker 2: just a couch. Just sit on it. You don't really
Speaker 2: think about is it too firm? So you bet Christian.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of fantastic furniture instead of going round
Speaker 2: strangers houses?
Speaker 4: That's some lou In weerriby. Lou thank you very much
Speaker 4: for your right.
Speaker 3: This is a furniture shop. They saw a rocket science,
Speaker 3: lou No, it is in shape.
Speaker 2: Tell you where I will probably try out is Adriatic Furniture.
Speaker 2: Just come back to find out that they sponsor the show.
Speaker 2: Nice you reckon they am? I you know if I
Speaker 2: just turned up at the back of the warehouse and go, hey,
Speaker 2: you don't know me, but the Christian and Connor Refers
Speaker 2: show with Adriatic Furniture on goold loaded in the back
Speaker 2: of the garth. Guys, don't you don't need to ask anyone.
Speaker 2: They'll be fine with it. Just load up straight the
Speaker 2: back of the car. Police, thank you very much. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to the lines. We want to know what's
Speaker 2: happened to you, the story of your weekend in three words.
Speaker 2: We're doing three word weekend on nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three. Let's go to lines and Rod.
Speaker 2: Good morning morning people. How are you pretty good?
Speaker 1: Rod?
Speaker 2: I hope you are well this morning as well. What's
Speaker 2: your three word weekend? It's on tractor? What on tractor?
Speaker 2: What happened on that?
Speaker 5: I was on that all weekend turning up brand, preparing
Speaker 5: it for the spring weather, and.
Speaker 4: You got soaked?
Speaker 6: You pitcher up in valerred area that was running consistently.
Speaker 2: Now have you ever used this tractor before?
Speaker 7: I had used to be many a times?
Speaker 2: Right? Okay, are you are you a farmer?
Speaker 8: Pretend farmer?
Speaker 2: Right? You do realize that some tractors have the can
Speaker 2: you know they have something that you know? So?
Speaker 4: Have you not got one? Or is that too expensive?
Speaker 2: Can you have someone pay someone to stand there with
Speaker 2: an umbrella over your head?
Speaker 8: It's possible, yes, just.
Speaker 2: The thought, you know, if you're geting wet on the tractor,
Speaker 2: maybe look at using an umbrella or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Rob Okay, cheers, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: They go.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So listen, Jack, you've been off for a week as well.
Speaker 2: So I went up to over and up to broom.
Speaker 2: What have you been up to in your week off?
Speaker 3: I've been house sitting Andy's place. Actually, Andy Lee.
Speaker 4: Yep, crank you all heard the name drop.
Speaker 2: Let me just pick it up off the floor for
Speaker 2: you so you can put it back in your Louis
Speaker 2: bouton Andy bag.
Speaker 3: I'm looking out for his fish.
Speaker 2: Has he got fish now his place, well, one of his.
Speaker 2: He's got his fifteen homes. He has that place. You're
Speaker 2: looking after him. It is like Bruce Wayne's mansion, isn't
Speaker 2: it It is? It's very very nice, but it's spotless.
Speaker 2: He's a clean, tidy ordered guy. He is.
Speaker 3: He is clean tidy that actually the fish tank would
Speaker 3: be the only dirty thing in the whole house because
Speaker 3: he's got a bit of gram on the outside. But
Speaker 3: everything else is pristine. He folds his clothes away, and
Speaker 3: maybe I should be going through the cupboards, but he
Speaker 3: folds his clothes away like you see them on a
Speaker 3: shelf of like a cool man's outfit store, you know,
Speaker 3: like all folded up and nice, and they're probably folded in,
Speaker 3: aren't they slavey.
Speaker 2: I could never do that. I just do the old
Speaker 2: in half and then just push the arms in, don't
Speaker 2: you so it's a it's all pushtingly fon. Do you
Speaker 2: think he has someone does that for him. I guess no.
Speaker 3: I think it's that's his that's his way of keeping clean.
Speaker 3: And I'm wearing one of those jumpers today because.
Speaker 2: The thing did he say? Did he say you could
Speaker 2: wear his clothes?
Speaker 3: He didn't stay wear your clothes. But it's only a
Speaker 3: house city.
Speaker 2: You don't go start un rifling around in their clothes.
Speaker 2: Go that is a nice jump up. Yep, I'll have that.
Speaker 3: I can keep it. I'm just wearing it for the day.
Speaker 2: You can't do that. He didn't say when you house
Speaker 2: it for someone that they say that, you know, they
Speaker 2: say help yourself.
Speaker 4: They don't mean the clothes.
Speaker 2: That bit.
Speaker 4: You know, no fly zone, you don't go around, rooting
Speaker 4: around in his underwear. Draw you're pervert?
Speaker 2: Are you wearing his underwear right now?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't wear anything that touches directly of the skin
Speaker 3: T shirts.
Speaker 2: You don't know if he rocks that and he has
Speaker 2: no kind of undershirt, he might just be wearing that.
Speaker 3: No, but I have worn an undershirt.
Speaker 2: Okay, like a barrier, like a kind of bond to
Speaker 2: come between you and Andy.
Speaker 4: These clothes. This is incredible.
Speaker 2: I have to text him because I know it's on
Speaker 2: holiday obviously in the maldis in the sense of going
Speaker 2: look Jack's house sitting did you say it also have
Speaker 2: your clothes and telling well, well no, Well he's going
Speaker 2: to find out now anyway, coming up in five minutes time.
Speaker 4: The reason why asked what did he get up to?
Speaker 4: You're rested?
Speaker 3: Yes, I feel actually very good.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 2: We're going to find out just how good in five
Speaker 2: minutes time because it is back Jack's early morning game.
Speaker 2: If you don't know what we're talking about, stay tuned,
Speaker 2: you'll find out the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jack's Early Morning Game. Let's play the music which
Speaker 2: tellly how this works. Hello, hell that? So some of
Speaker 2: Jack's responsibilities on the show include looking after primetime and
Speaker 2: then anyone you don't have to work in breakfast ready
Speaker 2: to know the primetime is now twenty to seven of
Speaker 2: the morning. You know? So this game? What don't you
Speaker 2: explain how we've been through a few changes with this game?
Speaker 2: Because management here who don't normally listen to this part
Speaker 2: of the show, but they did accidentally one day and
Speaker 2: they were like, what the hell is Jack's early morning game?
Speaker 2: Drop it, change it, delete it, beIN it, go into
Speaker 2: the trash file and get.
Speaker 4: Rid of that in there as well.
Speaker 2: We don't want any evidence in this building that this
Speaker 2: game actually exists. So it is back. It's new and improved.
Speaker 2: Can you remember how it works?
Speaker 3: All good game shows go through changes. Hot Seat Millionaire
Speaker 3: didn't start off as Hot Seats Saturdays.
Speaker 2: The boring long It was originally Hot Seat Sofa.
Speaker 3: It was a lot more boring. And so I tell
Speaker 3: you like I tell you that, and like our.
Speaker 2: Games steady on, it's like some dark times there are
Speaker 2: something I don't to go into it now, but I
Speaker 2: don't want to go to the dark side so.
Speaker 4: Early on the show. But it was some tough times.
Speaker 3: There, like millionaire. We've improved our game. Now it is
Speaker 3: two contestants playing head to head. Makes it more fun, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Nothing more fun than two listeners going head to head.
Speaker 3: I'll give three categories. You will choose from those categories.
Speaker 2: Serious like this source of speech.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll give three categories like you choose two categories.
Speaker 3: The callers have to get as many points in that
Speaker 3: category as possible.
Speaker 2: Get twenty seconds shot joh'ty, Let's give Pats to go
Speaker 2: right now? What's what's on the topic for pats? Pats?
Speaker 3: Your category is rivers?
Speaker 2: If you go twenty seconds, how many have got a name?
Speaker 3: As many as you can?
Speaker 9: Mari River, a checker river, can Passy River, Australia's Onden River,
Speaker 9: the big one of the rivers, river Yarra River. How
Speaker 9: many did I get?
Speaker 2: Seven?
Speaker 3: That's great, very very strong there.
Speaker 2: Who knew you see much about rivers?
Speaker 3: Is there an a checker river?
Speaker 9: Is pedal steam? No, that's the Murray?
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, Yeah, that's and that now all various rivers
Speaker 2: of the world. Okay, wells prime time. After all, we
Speaker 2: got it prime We've just pulled Jack away from the
Speaker 2: dark side of reminiscing about all the change on the
Speaker 2: whole sea. Really now, I'll have to ask you more
Speaker 2: about that after the show. Anyway, Cooling, that's how it works.
Speaker 2: We give you the topics. There are prizes up for grabs. Well,
Speaker 2: we we have tickets for you to go and see
Speaker 2: Dwayne Johnson's new movie Skyscraper. This looks great. Yeah, you've
Speaker 2: seen Dwayne Johnson many movies. Have you seen him with
Speaker 2: half a leg trying to save a movie? That is
Speaker 2: his new movie. It's amazing. Die Hard with half a leg.
Speaker 2: You can't beat that, Bruce Willius, you didn't do that
Speaker 2: back in the day. That's what Dwayne's doing now he's
Speaker 2: got half a leg in this movie. Anyway, Cooling, Now
Speaker 2: to win nine four one one oh four three.
Speaker 1: We're playing next The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Ten k no repeat, work Day is Back. If you
Speaker 2: catch has known the same song twice, you could win
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars. Good luck, Hello, Hello, all right, after
Speaker 2: a week's break, can we remember how this game works.
Speaker 2: We're about to find out jack all right, then let's
Speaker 2: get the contestants on this morning. First up, Marie.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Marie. Good morning, Christian and Jack, Good morning Marie.
Speaker 4: Are you hey? We're pretty good. We're excited to be back.
Speaker 2: And Marie, I hope you had a nice weekend. Are
Speaker 2: you ready to play this?
Speaker 10: Really?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: So Jack is clear and Jack? What are the possible
Speaker 2: topics for Marie?
Speaker 3: Inspired by the prize we're giving away today, skyscraper? The
Speaker 3: first topic is famous buildings, then medicines, then funny people.
Speaker 2: Medicines, what do you mean.
Speaker 3: Like panad dole?
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to give you any more.
Speaker 2: No, no, don't, don't keep it. Yeah, okay, all right, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm going to go straight into it. Marie.
Speaker 4: You get twenty seconds to name medicines.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, can dole? This s burn, dimo, don mercen,
Speaker 10: dole um, espirn, espirn. Oh my god, this should be easy.
Speaker 10: I take so many of them.
Speaker 3: You're on five, Marie, five.
Speaker 10: Five, got five? Penicillin?
Speaker 3: Time has gone. You're on five? Never heard of diamond? Dimo?
Speaker 4: Don No, I don't know. I think that's a phone.
Speaker 10: Is something I used to give my children, I think
Speaker 10: when they were young.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't think that one's available right now,
Speaker 2: very different time, very different times available and maybe under
Speaker 2: the counter. All right, well there'sen Marie that listen, you're
Speaker 2: online radio. You're up against the time. That might be
Speaker 2: enough for you. Yeah, you've done very well, Marie.
Speaker 10: Okay, it's not very good.
Speaker 4: Stay there, Stay there, Marie, Lou.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, he is, Lou.
Speaker 8: Goodboying are morning Christian? Good morning Jack?
Speaker 2: Hello and Lou. Are you ready to play?
Speaker 8: Yes? I am.
Speaker 2: I love I love the feller Lou here. I think
Speaker 2: he's a live wire. And a good weekend, Lou.
Speaker 8: I had a great week. And thank you Christian and yourself.
Speaker 8: I heard you went up to Brooin. A great time there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful place, really really nice, Lou.
Speaker 2: Well look at us.
Speaker 4: We're getting on like a house of fire, don't you
Speaker 4: do well?
Speaker 2: Okay, twenty seconds for you, Lou on famous buildings. Good luck?
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 8: Twin tours, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big benk counts Okay.
Speaker 8: Melbourne Towers. Twin towers. I think I said, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, you got you got five, But I'm not
Speaker 3: sure Melbourne Towers. Is that anyone who know?
Speaker 9: Melbourne Towers is your eureka?
Speaker 8: We've got two towers together.
Speaker 2: We're famous buildings. Not the Tarholders, Anything Towers, Tar Towers.
Speaker 3: Tower, Risbon Towers, Adlai Towers, the.
Speaker 2: Poor, the poor Twin Towers get a name. I mean,
Speaker 2: incredible performance there from you. That was amazing.
Speaker 3: He's only scored four, so Marie gets it with the
Speaker 3: score of five.
Speaker 2: Well that's great. The old timer dond for wherever it
Speaker 2: was the wrong rom alright, look tough luck buddy, have
Speaker 2: a good day.
Speaker 1: So much for the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold
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Speaker 2: Do you mind bull Kelly and heykind of girls, dumb things?
Speaker 2: Come on list to Christian o' color Breakfast Show on
Speaker 2: Gold one oh four point three. So a show number
Speaker 2: twenty one for me. And I'm so keen and excited
Speaker 2: to be here in Melbourne doing this brand new radio show.
Speaker 2: For me that we are back to work after just
Speaker 2: a little week's break. Whilst everybody else up and down
Speaker 2: the doll they're all putting their best ofs on, we
Speaker 2: are actually here. I'm still excited to be doing the show.
Speaker 2: So we are here. I went to Broom. I've been
Speaker 2: to Broom last week, which was amazing. When you go
Speaker 2: on holidays sometimes you do day trips. We decided typical
Speaker 2: pommies to go well watching. You know. The kids were like, oh, wow,
Speaker 2: do you think we're definitely going to see whales and
Speaker 2: we're well, there's no guarantee, but we go on this catamaran.
Speaker 2: It's about twelve other people from all over Australia, all
Speaker 2: excited as well, and two hours deep.
Speaker 4: Just keep going. You can't see anything out into the ocean.
Speaker 2: I think if we carried on we would have got
Speaker 2: eventually at some point Indonesia.
Speaker 4: We're actually going on Google maths. Where are in the
Speaker 4: middle of nowhere?
Speaker 2: An ocean is going and going, and it's beautiful weather,
Speaker 2: it's stunning, and then suddenly you see them goes quiet, right,
Speaker 2: everyone in the boat goes quiet.
Speaker 4: You see wells, You see.
Speaker 2: A tail slapping, and then there's something else slapping and
Speaker 2: it's a peck.
Speaker 4: They call them their pecks.
Speaker 2: I think. I guess they're looked to me like a wing.
Speaker 4: I actually said, so there's not on the wing and.
Speaker 2: The going there. They don't have wings, Dad, wing is
Speaker 2: he you know, humpback welles and fins that's the word. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I call them wings, you know, you call them,
Speaker 2: I guess the probable word fins.
Speaker 4: But the thing is, after two hours, the engines just stop,
Speaker 4: and at first the pan, oh my god, be broken down.
Speaker 4: I mean, how do you get roadside recovery out of it?
Speaker 2: Seen dead calm which can now happen here kill billy
Speaker 2: Zayme's career. And then the captain goes, that's it. Now
Speaker 2: we uh have to wait and see if the wells
Speaker 2: want to come to us. So they're about one hundred
Speaker 2: meters away. We've traveled for two hours to see these wells,
Speaker 2: so paid for.
Speaker 4: We're a hunters. We've got squint to see them. Okay,
Speaker 4: and the engines are starting.
Speaker 2: I said, can we we just stop here and we
Speaker 2: get a little bit closer? Start the engines up again,
Speaker 2: and took the maybe get fifty.
Speaker 4: Meters to them.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we don't want to scare the wells. He
Speaker 2: just told me they weigh about thirty tons. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying scare the wells, but yeah, get a little bit
Speaker 2: closer to them, for sure. Two hundred bucks. I want
Speaker 2: to be on the well riding it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: I can hardly see the peg from here, exactly what.
Speaker 2: It looks like A wing as well. That's as close
Speaker 2: as we get to the wells.
Speaker 3: Well that explains the photo you sent me.
Speaker 2: Well, you're amazing, I mean, David ATWRAS people have called.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to put the photo up on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. I mean, describe it. It looks like a.
Speaker 4: Log on the ocean.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what I was looking at.
Speaker 4: Well, so it's a humpback well word for it. I've
Speaker 4: seen them.
Speaker 2: I've been there two hours to get the four hour
Speaker 2: round trip, and obviously you don't want to scare the wells,
Speaker 2: you know what. It's awful what we've done to them,
Speaker 2: you know. And it's the largest population of humpback welles
Speaker 2: in the world Western Australia. It just starts. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: But I would have been even more macing to see
Speaker 2: the wels. You know, just set a bit of feedback, captain,
Speaker 2: don't tease us. It felt like to me if you
Speaker 2: went to the zoo and they went, oh no, the
Speaker 2: car park as close as you're.
Speaker 4: Going to get, so.
Speaker 2: Have a good old squint. You can see the giraffe,
Speaker 2: but you don't get any closer. Don't scare the giraffes. Okay,
Speaker 2: So on another morning about holiday.
Speaker 4: Day trips that you've been on.
Speaker 2: God us up the sword because you do.
Speaker 4: When you go on holiday, you want to go on
Speaker 4: a day trip is what you want to do.
Speaker 2: So let's send to this morning about day trips holiday
Speaker 2: day trips you've been on nine four one one four
Speaker 2: to three. Give us a call this morning. It's a
Speaker 2: tears affairs. It's coming up four thirteen minutes past seven.
Speaker 1: Good morning, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Tears affairs on God one oh four point three. Come on,
Speaker 2: it's the Christian O'Connor breakfast Show. I've been a top weekend.
Speaker 2: You head onto our Facebook page. Oh see one oh
Speaker 2: four to three. You'll see these crap holiday photo of
Speaker 2: the wells in the distance on this day trip and
Speaker 2: up in. I have to say, if you can go
Speaker 2: to Broome and do goes, it's beautiful. You should go
Speaker 2: on the trip. It's an incredible thing to do. However,
Speaker 2: that you need to see these photos, you will have
Speaker 2: a guarantee on your phone some crap holiday photos no
Speaker 2: matter how great. Wherever you are with you're in the
Speaker 2: Grand Canyon, you'll take a photo and you think I'll
Speaker 2: delete that later on someone's in the background, someone's photo
Speaker 2: bombed it. I guaranteed if you look through your phone
Speaker 2: you'll have some crap holiday photos like mine. Share them
Speaker 2: up on our Facebook page if you want today O
Speaker 2: see one for three.
Speaker 3: The thing I love best about yours is it means
Speaker 3: an arrow to point where the whale is. If it's
Speaker 3: just a photo on and someone you can't really tell,
Speaker 3: just looks like a dark bit of water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perhaps you must have been on some holidays with
Speaker 2: your daughter on that, or you've been on any day trips.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we went were staying on Hamilton Island and we thought, oh,
Speaker 9: we've got to go out to the RAF. It was
Speaker 9: before she was born actually, so you'd think it's like
Speaker 9: a half hour trip right on the boat. It's three hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done that. It's amazing.
Speaker 9: Then it was horrific and it was only about I
Speaker 9: think fifteen knots. That's not a lot. I'm not a seafarer.
Speaker 9: I don't know. But I was so sick, so sick,
Speaker 9: And then we finally got there and Chris was snorkling around.
Speaker 9: I was just too sick. I actually paid six hundred
Speaker 9: bucks to get a chopper back. No, to the mate,
Speaker 9: I was so sick.
Speaker 4: So you got seasick?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you go out. It's a pontoon because it's
Speaker 9: the middle of no And I saw the chopper there.
Speaker 3: And like a surf rescue chopper.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, it's just a chop. I think it's
Speaker 9: a sight seeing chopper and you can get it back.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that that was an option that
Speaker 4: you can go. So you didn't even go snork.
Speaker 9: No, I was so sick.
Speaker 2: I've never been great wonders in the world.
Speaker 4: You're like, no, had he got to get me out
Speaker 4: of here back?
Speaker 3: That's how bad it was.
Speaker 9: And one of the crew could say how sick I was,
Speaker 9: and he said, you know that chopper goes back to Hamilton.
Speaker 9: And I said how much is it? And he said
Speaker 9: six or seven hundred bucks it was. And I said
Speaker 9: to Chris, I don't care. Get the credit card out.
Speaker 2: And it didn't. You do the tap thing out. Then
Speaker 2: you're holding it, holding it up to the horizon. So
Speaker 2: I take your money.
Speaker 9: I really wanted to, but I was just too ill.
Speaker 9: There was no way in the world.
Speaker 3: How does even land or do you have does it
Speaker 3: send down a winch to pull you.
Speaker 9: No, no, it's actually on a floating pontoons. So they
Speaker 9: take you out in a dinghy and I've got my
Speaker 9: head over the side, vomiting the whole way and getting
Speaker 9: the chopper and off I guys, and.
Speaker 3: This Chris have to come back on the boat or
Speaker 3: he's got the old.
Speaker 9: Came in the chopper as well. Yet I nearly had
Speaker 9: to be midivacked out of there.
Speaker 3: You had to pay his way as well.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's worth every cent, worth every cent, believe me.
Speaker 2: All right, we want to hear what happened on your
Speaker 2: holiday day trip this morning on nine four one four one.
Speaker 1: Of the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show on Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson remember the time talking about your holiday day
Speaker 2: trips and looking for your crap holiday photos like mine.
Speaker 2: He his squint at the photos I've just been on
Speaker 2: our Facebook page. I see one o four three. If
Speaker 2: you need to take my word first, you're looking at
Speaker 2: two humback whales. It's like an outtake of Blue Planet?
Speaker 3: Is it two whales or is it one? Just two
Speaker 3: parts of one way?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. That's as close I go. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Apparently the captain told I'm looking at two.
Speaker 2: I take his word for it. Okay, why would you
Speaker 2: lie to me? And this is your holiday photos? Now?
Speaker 4: Bang, we could take it straight on our phones.
Speaker 2: Years ago, the big button holiday was waiting to get
Speaker 2: your photos developed. You probably don't remember that, my millennial friend,
Speaker 2: but you'd have to go and get your photos developed,
Speaker 2: and then a couple days later you've been looking through them.
Speaker 2: Half of them are rubbish. You'd have like your dad
Speaker 2: and would just have that red eye thing and you
Speaker 2: couldn't retake them. So now you can, like you know,
Speaker 2: you got I'm teen options straight away. We've got Mary
Speaker 2: Anne all the like you want to Mary Anne.
Speaker 11: Good morning, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Mary Ane. I hope you're well this
Speaker 2: morning as well. Tell me about your day trip, your
Speaker 2: holiday day trip.
Speaker 11: Okay, my daughter and I decided, well we were going
Speaker 11: to have a girl's trip to Bali, and this was
Speaker 11: late last year, so we were there for ten days.
Speaker 11: So we decided to go out to one of the
Speaker 11: islands that are just off Bali. So we took the
Speaker 11: ferry down there and it was fine. It was about
Speaker 11: a thirty minute boat trip, had a great day on
Speaker 11: the island, and as we were going back to catch
Speaker 11: the ferry to get back onto Bali, the weather started
Speaker 11: coming in and it was horrendous. They decided they were
Speaker 11: still across the straight right and the waves, honest to god,
Speaker 11: they were going over the boat. It were probably about
Speaker 11: fifty people on this ferry. We weren't actually given life jackets.
Speaker 11: They bring lockers overhead. My daughter and I were sitting there,
Speaker 11: so suddenly.
Speaker 2: You think you're on the Titanic. Were we going to
Speaker 2: make it off this thing?
Speaker 11: Well, that's what we were thinking for a minute. So
Speaker 11: I can tell you that now the waves were going
Speaker 11: over the boat. The people in the theory were bouncing
Speaker 11: up and down. I'm not getting you. People were fallen
Speaker 11: on the floor. With one girl, probably another Australian young girl,
Speaker 11: she was screaming ahead off. We didn't think we were
Speaker 11: going to Conel. They kept going and you know, my
Speaker 11: daughter was thinking to herself, well, who can I step
Speaker 11: over to get me mum off the boat, grab a
Speaker 11: life jacket and make it out of the boat if
Speaker 11: it starts sinking.
Speaker 2: This is incrediable.
Speaker 4: All the stuff going on on a day trip, you've
Speaker 4: paid for, what's going on in your mind.
Speaker 11: I'm thinking that's no way to kill myself.
Speaker 4: Quite right, very only quite right?
Speaker 2: And did they did the thing at the end of
Speaker 2: the trip right? You know where they stand there going
Speaker 2: You don't have to leave a tip, but if you
Speaker 2: want to put an you're like, do one, mate, there's
Speaker 2: my tip.
Speaker 1: Christian o'connal breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Is it a nothing but a good time? I'm good morning.
Speaker 4: It's to Christian, I call a breakfast show.
Speaker 2: It's Gold one o four point three. So obviously big
Speaker 2: thing for US Pommies is the World Cup and Pats
Speaker 2: has mentioned in the Sports news this morning.
Speaker 4: You know we are through to the semi final. This
Speaker 4: is a big deal for us.
Speaker 2: It's only our third semifinal ever in my lifetime, only
Speaker 2: our second one. Last one was in nineteen ninety That
Speaker 2: semi final ended at heartbreak because they normally do with England,
Speaker 2: with US losing in penalties to Germany, and so this
Speaker 2: is a really big deal. There's a heat wave in
Speaker 2: England at the moment.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. At least you're keeping a lid on it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are acting like you won the
Speaker 3: whole band, don't the street party's going on.
Speaker 4: It's like we've landed on the moon and it's incredible.
Speaker 4: You know, I keep seeing all my friends are sending
Speaker 4: me videos.
Speaker 2: It's guys, we've got another game and then the gonna
Speaker 2: win that and then get to the final.
Speaker 4: But this is such a big deal to us, and
Speaker 4: obviously I'm so removed from it.
Speaker 2: I'm over here. I've chosen to live here and know
Speaker 2: if you start a new life, my wife and kids
Speaker 2: over here and coming this morning and the team kindly go, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: it's great news about you know, your soccer World Cup
Speaker 2: England or through. The next game is Thursday morning, four am.
Speaker 2: There's a we found a bar that's showing it. We've
Speaker 2: booked a table and even if you've got extra time,
Speaker 2: we're going to speak to engineering. Maybe you and Jack
Speaker 2: can go down watch the game. And I think this
Speaker 2: is already nice. But I don't think you really care.
Speaker 2: And I don't mean that like you know, you feel
Speaker 2: sorry for Mat. I get it.
Speaker 4: You don't care Australian art in the World Cup anymore.
Speaker 2: Your sport loving sport mad nation nowhere more so than
Speaker 2: this city. But you don't really care about England, and
Speaker 2: so I'm thinking the last thing you want to do
Speaker 2: is hear me going on about it Thursday morning, being
Speaker 2: upset if we lose or if we win, going about
Speaker 2: how we're going through to the World Cup Final.
Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to take more of an interest in
Speaker 3: it because I you know, I feel like I'm here
Speaker 3: showing you around Melbourne, being your guide, and I thought.
Speaker 2: The less that has that gone by the way, I mean,
Speaker 2: you show me one restaurant.
Speaker 4: And a photo booth.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, Chrev adviser, thank.
Speaker 3: You, But I've decided to barrack from here on out
Speaker 3: for England in the World Cup. And if we were working.
Speaker 4: Together, would you've done that?
Speaker 2: You kindly, you know, you put yourself to bed then
Speaker 2: got up at midnight to watch the game at the
Speaker 2: weekend and Saturday, which is great, thank you, but would
Speaker 2: you would have done that?
Speaker 3: My grandfather on my mother's side does have English heritage,
Speaker 3: So I guess that's where I draw my next line
Speaker 3: for all the teams that are remaining in the World Cup.
Speaker 3: I have some slice of English blood in me.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what I do break is the
Speaker 2: fact that you're not cheering on Croatia how we play
Speaker 2: against because in Scotland part of United Kingdom, but its
Speaker 2: own independent country, great country, the whole nation have decided
Speaker 2: to support Croatia, hoping that they beat us and kick
Speaker 2: us out the tournament, because Scotland are very bitter and
Speaker 2: upset that they haven't been anywhere near a World Cup
Speaker 2: in a long time, or any vegetables if you've ever
Speaker 2: been there as well.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'll tell you why England is unlikable as
Speaker 3: a football team. This whole chant of it's coming home,
Speaker 3: it's coming home. I've not said that you're like England's.
Speaker 3: So we'll explain what it's coming home is.
Speaker 2: It's a line from a song about the World Cup,
Speaker 2: a great song about England and just how unlucky we've
Speaker 2: been in all the World Cups, but for one that
Speaker 2: we won it once in sixty six solves it's coming home,
Speaker 2: you know, means coming home.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't mean it's coming home like we invented.
Speaker 2: Socker like when yes, because we did.
Speaker 3: It's got that feeling like we invented this. It's coming home.
Speaker 3: And then I don't know why the rest of you
Speaker 3: guys are even trying to play this this is ours
Speaker 3: go away, so it makes it. It's a very unlikable
Speaker 3: trait I find.
Speaker 2: Show twenty one The vanir Chops turns out you don't
Speaker 2: you don't like me?
Speaker 3: No, I like you?
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 4: You don't like the song It's coming Home.
Speaker 3: I don't like the chant, right, okay, and it's actually
Speaker 3: making That's the only thing I'm finding a herdle with
Speaker 3: going for England is that chant.
Speaker 2: All right, here is my question to you right now,
Speaker 2: do you care about England and the Soccer World Cup.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing you don't, and that's fair enough, but please
Speaker 2: be honest with.
Speaker 4: Me this morning.
Speaker 2: Give me a call nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three. I totally understand if you're going to call
Speaker 2: up and go no, don't really care. It's AFL good
Speaker 2: luck to England, but don't give a giants rats ass, okay?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three. Give it
Speaker 2: a call to say, do you care about England and
Speaker 2: the World Cup?
Speaker 4: Let me know.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, Sabesh Mode just go and get enough on Gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point three. Good Morning's to Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: breakfast show. Now spoiler, I'm a pomme so obviously, the
Speaker 2: fact that England are into only our third of a
Speaker 2: semi final at the World Cup, you know, pretty exciting
Speaker 2: for us. Back in England, thirty one million people watch
Speaker 2: the game Saturday night. That quarter final against Sweden, thirty
Speaker 2: one million people watched it. This is incredible. But over
Speaker 2: here I appreciate it's Australian on in the tournament. You
Speaker 2: don't really care. And until I know we have got
Speaker 2: planned for Thursday's breakfast show. Before the breakfast show four am,
Speaker 2: do you want to join us in a pub? I've
Speaker 2: been hon a re even supporter, but I'm thinking you're
Speaker 2: not going to do that. You don't really care. I
Speaker 2: didn't even really want to do it. You suggested it
Speaker 2: last week, you suggested it. She felt sorry for me
Speaker 2: because I'm lonely.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought it would be a fun thing
Speaker 3: for you to do with some like I don't know
Speaker 3: listeners who are interested in it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm happy to come along, of course, help me.
Speaker 2: Just check in with producer Becks taking your calls this morning.
Speaker 2: She's got a little bit of a colds. She's not
Speaker 2: really welcome on in Becks, good morning. Still not mend
Speaker 2: of that microphone? Good stuff? Bex?
Speaker 4: Do you do you don't care?
Speaker 2: Do you? No? I don't.
Speaker 11: I really don't.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: No, of course you don't.
Speaker 3: Bex was you're not allowed to touch your ball you
Speaker 3: try and kick it in the goal.
Speaker 2: It's as that. But to be fair, Bex was raised
Speaker 2: I think by wolves. She wasn't allowed you that kid
Speaker 2: at every school had the kid who was allowed a TV.
Speaker 2: It's not that she didn't have a TV. Okay, so
Speaker 2: no wonder that it must actually verify her. You know,
Speaker 2: she sees a bit running around. They're kicking it so
Speaker 2: that it's not afl they're.
Speaker 3: So small and how did they get in the bar?
Speaker 2: I know every day here we've got TV screens the studios.
Speaker 2: Have you seen she hits them with a stick because
Speaker 2: she's terrified? Is that the devil in there? You know?
Speaker 2: Absolutely terrifying to so I don't know why we asked,
Speaker 2: but anyway, get well soon, Angela, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you pretty good? Angela? Just be honest with me.
Speaker 2: Do you care about England and the World Cup? Well?
Speaker 6: Probably not England.
Speaker 10: Her Stale though, I am glad for you.
Speaker 11: But anyone who doesn't understand that the World Cup is
Speaker 11: on literally must have this stand.
Speaker 13: They're hitting the stand.
Speaker 10: It is called the world game for a reason. The hum,
Speaker 10: the changing, the skill, let alone the players.
Speaker 11: That you watch on the screen. It's one of the
Speaker 11: best sports ever.
Speaker 10: I'm loving it.
Speaker 2: It's great here, all right. It's been a well, it's
Speaker 2: a very open tournament actually at the moment, and you've
Speaker 2: got France and Belgium and in the other semi finn
Speaker 2: as well. The last World Cup four years ago, three
Speaker 2: point two billion people watch the final, is he I
Speaker 2: would have been one of them.
Speaker 6: I would have been one of them, and my whole
Speaker 6: family would have been one of them as well.
Speaker 2: So yes, it is a great sport and you well
Speaker 2: will be upset, I understand.
Speaker 10: I think. Look, Belgium would be I'd love it if
Speaker 10: Belgium would win.
Speaker 8: I would love it purely because my boys want Belgium
Speaker 8: to win. So that's why I'm on the band. Megan, listen,
Speaker 8: tell me this, well, last.
Speaker 2: Question, why do you boys want Belgium to win? They
Speaker 2: love Belgium chocolate.
Speaker 8: What does that do well?
Speaker 6: Because there's quite a few Chelsea players within the Belgium.
Speaker 11: I really love Chelsea.
Speaker 10: That's the connection and.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the corner and the honestick. You have a
Speaker 2: good week. Good luck on Tuesday. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Alone and us, yes.
Speaker 2: Hi Avansa and tell me then Ingland woke up? Do
Speaker 2: you care?
Speaker 6: I care, but I care about Croatia.
Speaker 7: You guys are going down.
Speaker 6: Whoa.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've heard the news. It's coming home.
Speaker 7: I don't know about your home.
Speaker 2: But going back to I think well, I tell you
Speaker 2: what to be fair. Croatia a very good team, your
Speaker 2: underrated team, and that is going to be English's biggest
Speaker 2: test this week is against you guys. So I wish
Speaker 2: you all the best. Okay, I wish sure the best two.
Speaker 11: Let's hope it's not a penalty shootout, but if it else, you.
Speaker 2: Know, if you saw the last one we've got Jordan Pickford,
Speaker 2: we will win. But good luck, good luck Thursday.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, let's it's give me going on for one
Speaker 4: of us.
Speaker 2: Let's just leave it.
Speaker 4: Good luck, it's coming home.
Speaker 2: Check the news. Okay, I've spoken to football. It's told
Speaker 2: me to tell you it's coming home. Breakfast show one
Speaker 2: four point three. Hey, good morning. It's a Christian O'Conor
Speaker 2: gold one o four point three with a jab furniture.
Speaker 2: So we were on a break last week and I
Speaker 2: went to Broom. I'm supposed to going to Barn and
Speaker 2: actually thenk we've got a better deal. We ended up
Speaker 2: going to Broom and never been there before, never been
Speaker 2: over to Western Australia. Incredible, beautiful, beautiful place. It was
Speaker 2: stunning and obviously as tourists.
Speaker 4: We did a day trip.
Speaker 2: Spoke about earlier. It went well watching and on the
Speaker 2: boat it's like a two hour boat trip to get
Speaker 2: to where the humpback wells are. They were serving drinks
Speaker 2: and one of the crew said to me, to you
Speaker 2: and your kids, you want to drink and I was
Speaker 2: like yeah, okay, and the kids. So my youngest daughter, Lois,
Speaker 2: who's eleven, wanted a ginger beer, so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: no problem. They turned up with the drinks and then
Speaker 2: about five minutes I go to a stagger through the
Speaker 2: boat to go to the toilet and this woman compliments
Speaker 2: me on being what she described as a laid back dad.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: And then I think she must have seen me you
Speaker 2: know how I am with the kids, and I'm just
Speaker 2: enjoying the compliment. Then she goes, don't mind them drinking.
Speaker 4: Then I'm like, that's ginger beer.
Speaker 2: She goes, Then she told me that the matso ginger
Speaker 2: beer was actually beer that was ginger flavoring. I'm like what,
Speaker 2: And of course, by leven or Lois, she's not saying anything.
Speaker 2: She's already necked half the beer. She's eleven years of age.
Speaker 3: What percentage is it? It's about four percent of a
Speaker 3: proper beer.
Speaker 2: It's a proper beer. It's not a sippy cup running
Speaker 2: down the boat going that's got that's a beer.
Speaker 4: I thought it was tasted really sweet. Yeah, it said,
Speaker 4: actually your first drink, that's beer. She like it, she
Speaker 4: loved it.
Speaker 2: She then you know, she was in her mind. She's
Speaker 2: a little bit tipsy. She's looking for a kebab shop
Speaker 2: out there. You know, anyone who's had a couple of beers, So,
Speaker 2: I think we all she's had a formative experience. We
Speaker 2: all remember our first illicit taste of alcohol. It is
Speaker 2: a formative moment. It should not be at the age
Speaker 2: of eleven, Okay, it really shouldn't. However, you do remember
Speaker 2: the first time you had alcohol? Can you remember yours?
Speaker 3: Well, my dad had already learned his lesson by the
Speaker 3: time I was hitting my early teens. Like Lois. He
Speaker 3: took my cousin out to a football game when my
Speaker 3: cousin was fifteen, and he said, what do you want
Speaker 3: to drink? My cousin paused to go like, oh, do
Speaker 3: I want to spride or a coke? And he goes,
Speaker 3: you probably want a beer, don't you. So you got
Speaker 3: my cousin who was fifteen bis when he was looking up.
Speaker 2: That's what a great uncle.
Speaker 4: That's a proper job for an uncle.
Speaker 3: To do, to do something that's untill he got home
Speaker 3: that my mum said, you know you're not You don't
Speaker 3: give a fifteen year old kid beer, Pats.
Speaker 4: Can you remember the first time you ever had alcohol?
Speaker 3: I used to do.
Speaker 9: You're going to be horrified by this. I was four
Speaker 9: and Mum used to keep her cooking sherry in a
Speaker 9: cupboard true story, under the bench, and I used to
Speaker 9: get out of bed. I think I might have had
Speaker 9: a problem get out of bed at night when the
Speaker 9: Don Lane Show was on and Mum and Day were
Speaker 9: busy in the lounge watching that and I'd have a
Speaker 9: little sippy sip of sherry.
Speaker 3: Of sherry.
Speaker 2: That's incredible, I get.
Speaker 3: I guess, of all things under the kitchen sink, like
Speaker 3: people worry about drinking poison chemicals and just question liquid,
Speaker 3: the sherry is probably the best thing.
Speaker 2: Unless they were using the sherry to clean I don't know.
Speaker 2: Remember that we use it as a disinfected under the sinker.
Speaker 4: What's it meant for you? That's incredible because that has
Speaker 4: a really sweet drink as well.
Speaker 2: Sherry.
Speaker 9: Mum was horrified when I told her when I was
Speaker 9: about twenty.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: How much of the bottle do you think went to cooking?
Speaker 3: And how much went to you?
Speaker 9: Not a lot to cooking, I can tell you.
Speaker 2: All right. So there's this morning.
Speaker 4: When did you first have your taste of alcohol?
Speaker 2: How old were you?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 2: N one four three nine one four three? Give us
Speaker 2: a cool this morning on Gold one I four point
Speaker 2: three coome morning, it's fourteen minutes past eight.
Speaker 1: It's Robbie Williams, the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Robbie Williams, Let me entertain you on Old one four
Speaker 2: point three. Good morning to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Hope
Speaker 2: you're well this morning. I've had a great weekend. So
Speaker 2: I accidentally last week and my break went up to
Speaker 2: broom accidentally gave my leve year old daughter he first beer.
Speaker 2: If you just tune yourn what is going on? It
Speaker 2: really was an accident. I ordered her a ginger beer.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it actually was beer. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 2: cowd on the phrasing Matt so okay, and she did
Speaker 2: love it. By the way, now, because there are the
Speaker 2: times we live in our sweaty, nervous producer Nick be
Speaker 2: As during that song said to me, my, can you
Speaker 2: just remind people to drink responsibly?
Speaker 4: Yes, anyone's listening.
Speaker 2: He's a bit confused. Might be some you know, they
Speaker 2: might have some kids. The kids are off at the moment.
Speaker 2: They're listening to this, you know, and they're thinking, listen,
Speaker 2: when I go back to school, Mum could just stuck
Speaker 2: in a maybe chuck in a little carton draft in
Speaker 2: a lunch box, just to just to help me fail
Speaker 2: something during the day at school. Give me a little
Speaker 2: buzz at lunch time. Can't do that, kids, okay, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Not no, but responsible one drink per child per day.
Speaker 2: You've got it, or just share it around you in
Speaker 2: the lunch break. No, okay, producer sweating again, Kimberly, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm really good, Kimberly. So, how old were you when
Speaker 2: you had your first taste of alcohol.
Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure about fourteen and it was me aout
Speaker 13: marindular and my dad. I think it was trying to
Speaker 13: be the responsible parent, thinking I was going to go
Speaker 13: with some friends and have drinks, so he brought me
Speaker 13: a couple of one of cruisers, the watermelon flavor, and
Speaker 13: I didn't I think that was just like moly water.
Speaker 13: But I mean it was kind of being a responsible parent.
Speaker 6: So I have to stay back at the.
Speaker 13: Camp with them and drink.
Speaker 3: So it's like a better the devil, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look in France that give kids wine from about
Speaker 2: the age of eight or nine, just a little bit
Speaker 2: so it doesn't become this illicit thing which you then
Speaker 2: go berserk for. Kimberly.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sorry, just getting attention.
Speaker 2: What are you up to right now? I know women
Speaker 2: like to multis We get the feeling on pack in
Speaker 2: the shopping or what are you doing cutting someone's hands?
Speaker 13: Actually, well, I'm actually on my way to work.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 6: I'm again sounds.
Speaker 2: Getting on the equipment now ah, thank you very much,
Speaker 2: your cool Olivia.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Christians.
Speaker 2: Good morning Olivia. And how do you when you first
Speaker 2: study your taste of booze? Well?
Speaker 12: I was actually in France, finally enough, when I was
Speaker 12: about fourteen. My mom and I were on a holiday
Speaker 12: and my aunt lived there, and she drove us through
Speaker 12: the Champagne region. So we went winery and and my
Speaker 12: mom because I really had no interest in drinking it
Speaker 12: until that point, but my mom was like, when you
Speaker 12: have somewhere here, and so I had my half a
Speaker 12: glass and that was so delicious that I was kind
Speaker 12: of his mother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in Rome, that's it went. In France. I mean
Speaker 3: to have wine on the kids menu in France.
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly so. And then after that and every family.
Speaker 2: Function, always try and think, Olivia's got really fancy all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, now demanding champagne at all. Family you
Speaker 2: get together. That's great, Olivia, Thank you very much. Kicking
Speaker 2: the calls coming then nine four.
Speaker 1: One four one four Christian O'Connell breakfast show on gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Take on me. I'm god one a four point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian, I call a breakfast show, uh two
Speaker 2: this morning? Then when you first had your taste of
Speaker 2: alcohol Marcus, good morning?
Speaker 7: Here you go.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good Marcus. I hope you're will too. So
Speaker 2: how old are you? What happened?
Speaker 7: I was about I'd say thirday, not roughly. Maybe an
Speaker 7: uncle and a cousin went away camping down at Saseball,
Speaker 7: which is on the nine mile beach, and long story,
Speaker 7: Sure we'll packing up whatnot? Had a one two five
Speaker 7: leader la ice bottle holder and he puts some while
Speaker 7: turkey in it. Not Wow, I've gone hey, I grabbed that.
Speaker 7: I'd a bit thirsty. He needed a drink. He goes, yeah, sure,
Speaker 7: we're worries. Well, let's just say halfway home. I was
Speaker 7: on the not.
Speaker 2: Over all right, Marcus, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Sure you're cool. And we've got Vicky.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hi, Christian? How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm very well? Vicky? How are you well? This one? Then?
Speaker 4: So what's your story?
Speaker 2: How old were you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: It wasn't me, it was my son. He was eight
Speaker 6: to twelve months old.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 6: There we used my husband's baseball club. After the game,
Speaker 6: we'd all be sitting up having a drink at the
Speaker 6: bar and a friend of our dust to nurse him
Speaker 6: quite often up at the bar, and my son used
Speaker 6: to take his own dummy out of his mouth, dump
Speaker 6: it in his pot of beer and put it back
Speaker 6: from his mouth.
Speaker 2: Again do you know what, Vicky, years ago, many many
Speaker 2: many years ago, where then they didn't know as much
Speaker 2: like we do now, so more responsible parents. This used
Speaker 2: to be a thing when babies, when they were teating,
Speaker 2: they would dip the dummy and whiskey that good hot toddy.
Speaker 2: Basically give the baby boos, ump it not off to sleep.
Speaker 6: Yes you know he himself take it out and go
Speaker 6: and get in And if you moved the pot of
Speaker 6: beer away.
Speaker 2: He would get quick, gave it punchy.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Oasis done, Buck and anger, Good morning has gone one
Speaker 2: a four point three, So Christian o'connall Breakfast Show. So
Speaker 2: Jack has got the big responsibility of house sitting at
Speaker 2: the moment. Obviously we were off last week. Whilst I
Speaker 2: went to broom, you went to Andy Lee's place. It's
Speaker 2: like Bruce Wayne's mansion, his lair, and you are you
Speaker 2: and your wife are there?
Speaker 3: Yep, we're looking after Bruce Wayne's fish.
Speaker 2: Are you sleeping in his bed? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well he he took a photo of the bed all
Speaker 3: made up, and it was part of his introductory to
Speaker 3: the house. So he took a photo like where the
Speaker 3: remotes are, and one of them was the bed. We
Speaker 3: slept in his bed even though he's got a second bedroom.
Speaker 2: You should be in the second bedroom. And we had
Speaker 2: someone else sitting looking off the dog last week, sleeping
Speaker 2: one like you know, in the gas bedroom, not not
Speaker 2: in his bed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I've already done it for nights, so we're not
Speaker 3: going to change now.
Speaker 2: I remember those days.
Speaker 4: It's like a CSI scene in there. Is it too much?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: So notice that you're wearing his clothes today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't pack enough jumpers or over garments.
Speaker 4: Just you can at myself to his clothes.
Speaker 3: But I guess I'm like, I mean, I live in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: so I could just go home and get another one.
Speaker 3: But I liked the idea if we're in a new jumper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, but you don't just help yourself I've
Speaker 2: texted her and waiting till he wakes up over them
Speaker 2: all do so.
Speaker 4: No, No, Jackson County Place is wearing your clothes.
Speaker 3: It's the other worst thing I've done though. I we
Speaker 3: left the front door opened the other night overnight.
Speaker 2: You're drunk. How did you do that?
Speaker 3: It doesn't close really well, so it's one of those
Speaker 3: doors that it makes a closing sound, but then it
Speaker 3: can bounce off. So if you're not perceptive, it might
Speaker 3: have bounced off the hatch and then come back if you're.
Speaker 2: Not perceive is a key marker.
Speaker 4: Perception whether or not a front door is shut or up.
Speaker 3: So after we'd gone to bed, we heard it and
Speaker 3: knock on the door and someone yell out hey, and
Speaker 3: we thought we thought we were just hearing them through
Speaker 3: the door, and Bianca started getting scared, like a home
Speaker 3: invasion movie, you know, we were sort of starting to worry.
Speaker 3: And then only fifteen minutes after that, someone knocked on
Speaker 3: the door and said, hey, doors open.
Speaker 4: It's hang in a minute. Your poor wife is fright.
Speaker 4: It's a home invasion.
Speaker 2: You do nothing, and then fifteen minutes later the voice
Speaker 2: goes hey. You wait until the voice says hey, doors
Speaker 2: them and you did you go to investigate?
Speaker 3: Well I had. I had to be the one to
Speaker 3: investigate after the guy yelled out, hey doors because I
Speaker 3: didn't know if he came in or left. Turns out
Speaker 3: he did, but I had to go downstairs.
Speaker 2: It was most in the world to look after your house.
Speaker 2: Good Andy with that goldfish, I get them a pet
Speaker 2: shop to them buy another one. It's bound to die,
Speaker 2: but time and Andy gets back.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show on gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three case seeing a Sunshine ban and God won a
Speaker 2: four point three. I was just telling chat you may
Speaker 2: or may not know this. I bet you probably don't
Speaker 2: know this, but last week something incredible happened in this
Speaker 2: great country. You finally had your own national space agency.
Speaker 2: I mean even now that you didn't have one, I
Speaker 2: didn't know, so I was reading about it last week
Speaker 2: on holiday. I was reading this newspaper. Made me laugh
Speaker 2: because the Australia is one of the few countries in
Speaker 2: the world that doesn't have its own space agency, and
Speaker 2: Nigeria has one. I don't know what they do with it.
Speaker 2: New Zealand's got one. Australia only started or some first
Speaker 2: of July last week the Australian Space Agency. Now, the
Speaker 2: very idea of a Australians up in space. I don't
Speaker 2: know why makes me so happy. I mean we've only
Speaker 2: had you know, I'm a pummey and we've only had
Speaker 2: one brick. You might see him, Tim, you know the
Speaker 2: guy they set up there on the Space Agency and
Speaker 2: all they let him do, some British astronaut space man.
Speaker 2: All they let him do is grow some cress you
Speaker 2: know that he had to do at school. That's all
Speaker 2: they let him do it. And then fix the toilets,
Speaker 2: that's all he did. He was like a plumber. The
Speaker 2: idea ossis up in space is amazing. I mean, I
Speaker 2: know much you love sport, Jim. There is that classic
Speaker 2: story about them firing the golf ball off off the
Speaker 2: on the planet of the surface of the Moon. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: they are you guys to take an AFL ball up there?
Speaker 4: Who for now around?
Speaker 2: I'm ready? Yeah.
Speaker 3: So from for the next four years, Australia is going
Speaker 3: to put in twenty six million dollars into the space program,
Speaker 3: which doesn't sound like.
Speaker 2: A world can it?
Speaker 11: Get you?
Speaker 2: You have to put billions into it.
Speaker 3: The average price or the average cost of launching a
Speaker 3: space shuttle is one point five million billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Twenty five million gonna get I mean, what part of
Speaker 2: the spaceship is that going to fund? As well? And
Speaker 2: also fix the broadband down here first of all? Then
Speaker 2: where I were up there in the moon?
Speaker 1: Okay, the Christian O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Grain news everyone. Australia finally has its Space Agency. The
Speaker 2: ASA launched last week the first of July. Average cost
Speaker 2: of launching a space.
Speaker 3: Ship one point five billion dollars.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, the government got it.
Speaker 2: They're going to chip in twenty five million what's not
Speaker 2: even half a tank.
Speaker 3: Of fuel over the next four years as well. So
Speaker 3: I've just looked up the Space Agency on Google Maps
Speaker 3: just to see, you know what kind of huge building
Speaker 3: they've got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your kind of like, you know, Houston, we
Speaker 2: have a problem Cape Canaveral.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just got its own offices within an
Speaker 3: existing office building in Canberra.
Speaker 4: Actually, I reckon they having got their own floor.
Speaker 3: They've just got a desk, just they've even got a
Speaker 3: phone laminated a sheet on the front of the door.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Best of black to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, well they're going to need it if
Speaker 2: you're only going to build a space rocket for twenty
Speaker 2: five million. Okay. So with all this news, then that
Speaker 2: the ASA is here, the Australian Space Agency. We're looking
Speaker 2: today the at work time Wastiff. You to still get
Speaker 2: involved with the breakfast show because we run until ten am.
Speaker 2: Is to make a sci fi movie Australian. So take
Speaker 2: a classic sci fi movie, make it Australian. I've got
Speaker 2: Close Encounters of the Tasmanian Kind. I've got out Back
Speaker 2: to the Future.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: This is a sci fi movie because they're time traveling.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: Obviously you have got Solo at the moment. I've got
Speaker 2: Hans Bottlo, thank you, and the Umpire strikes back.
Speaker 3: I've got Audians of the Glen Fairy, Thanks Pat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Planet of the Mates ma, that's good. And uh Donny
Speaker 3: Droungo Trongo is like an idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it wasn't sure. My confusion wasn't because
Speaker 2: I didn't get it.
Speaker 4: No, that funny.
Speaker 2: Okay. So you're Jack will mart them gold, silver, bronze
Speaker 2: and anything in between you comes up with send him
Speaker 2: in now. Then you can text us yours to make
Speaker 2: a sci fi movie. You're straining text us on Oh
Speaker 2: four seven five O three one O four three, really
Speaker 2: easy text number to remember. Oh fall seven five three
Speaker 2: one O four three. Oh fall seven five three one
Speaker 2: O four three some of the better ones. Wowie, what prizes? Yes, Dorothy,
Speaker 2: you can go to Kansas. We've got tickets to send
Speaker 2: you to go and see The Wizard of Oz now
Speaker 2: playing the Regent Theaters, closed July the twenty ninth. I
Speaker 2: love it when they say stuff like that. That must
Speaker 2: clothes you. Hey, listen, munchkins, I don't want to see
Speaker 2: any of you on the thirtieth. Okay, we've spoken about this.
Speaker 2: Pack everything up and get out on the twenty ninth. Okay,
Speaker 2: we've got lay miss waiting in the wigs, k Munchkins, Okay,
Speaker 2: easy on the grog as well, your little fellers. It
Speaker 2: goes to your head a lot quicker.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Segway works, and CC Pedictine right into Star
Speaker 2: Wars nineteen twenty three is Monday morning. What are you
Speaker 2: gonna do about it? Coome on. It's the Christian O'Connor
Speaker 2: break for Sean Gold one O four point three OSSI's
Speaker 2: in space launched last week the National Australian Space Agency.
Speaker 3: Careful with the word launch. It makes it sound like
Speaker 3: we sent something into space. We didn't.
Speaker 2: There's nothing going into space anytime soon with any Australians.
Speaker 4: I mean, how can you get you into space?
Speaker 2: I don't know? All right, So today's that work time
Speaker 2: waste is take a sci fi movie, make it Australium.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to mark these?
Speaker 11: Yep?
Speaker 3: Gold, silver, bronze ready the Chunderbirds. That's right, that's gold.
Speaker 2: Would you call the Thunderbirds a sci fi movie?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, they're going in the space. They go in
Speaker 3: the space.
Speaker 2: They're going to space. Okay, all right. That's from riddles
Speaker 2: Creek and Lackey. I do like this independence Davo Gold
Speaker 2: that's from Scott Christian. What about I love the star
Speaker 2: Trackie Dacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 4: Silver plus there you go, a silver puss for Laura.
Speaker 2: Not a thing but called the jacket is chips chips
Speaker 2: with gravety gravity. Yeah. Bronze plus that's from Emmy, Emma
Speaker 2: and Zoe in High three Men and a stubby yep.
Speaker 4: That well known sci fi movie Three Men in a Baby?
Speaker 11: What is that with you?
Speaker 2: And in Hampton Park? You think it's a sci fi movie?
Speaker 3: Still gets points for being funny.
Speaker 2: Silver right about that Time Traveler Steve Gooden two thousand
Speaker 2: and one, A space Ossie good Silver Gabby The mate Rick,
Speaker 2: that's this is my favorite one. I had to read
Speaker 2: it a couple of times. Literally, I was like, the
Speaker 2: mate a right, the matrix right, the mate Rick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can have a gold Yep, that's very good. Return
Speaker 2: of the Ski Scott and Werribee.
Speaker 3: Return of the Jedi yep, no, no, no, no, did
Speaker 3: not finish?
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Guardians of the Gala see yeah, Bronze and Star Wars
Speaker 2: Staff Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like for maybe that's an Australian thing to say.
Speaker 3: For Bronze, what did you mean?
Speaker 2: So? I know what the floor fo? It is like
Speaker 2: an old fashioned word which wouldn't be acceptable now for it.
Speaker 2: If you saw someone who is attractive, you know there's
Speaker 2: old carry on movies you might go, but you certainly
Speaker 2: wouldn't say that now in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: It's not right.
Speaker 3: What's a carry on movie?
Speaker 2: Oh my? Where do I begin they used to make
Speaker 2: these movies. These British comedy movies in the seventies do
Speaker 2: not age very well now terrible movies but in a
Speaker 2: different time and place, finding movies if you find bra
Speaker 2: bras exploding and being pinged. They made a whole career
Speaker 2: out of those. But anyway they used to get The
Speaker 2: point is I know what the fuar is. You do
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 3: Okay, still get the brunt ah the way.
Speaker 2: On the subject of oh, do you think it's someone's job?
Speaker 2: At the World Cup, they seem to have a lot
Speaker 2: of the old pervs camera men, aren't they just to go?
Speaker 2: Someone must be just on one camera like looking for
Speaker 2: attractive women. It must be, it must be so so
Speaker 2: please let me have a go. This game is Sweden.
Speaker 2: There's loads of hot babes. Wait, it's just someone's job
Speaker 2: to like zoom in on attractive ladies every game. There's
Speaker 2: some perth cam where it's like flour here we go
Speaker 2: on the floor cam. Anyway, we've gone off one, let's
Speaker 2: get back to do the ads. Look.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, It's a Christian O'Connor breakfast show. On God
Speaker 2: one O four point three. Something that I think that
Speaker 2: I've got you into now is the genius, the ease.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about texting people, just leave them a I
Speaker 2: guess the people call it an audio voice note. I
Speaker 2: started to do this now I've been doing it for
Speaker 2: a couple of months so too my parents. They hate it,
Speaker 2: but I still do it. I do it to you
Speaker 2: where I'll leave you. You know when your phone can
Speaker 2: send a voice note. You can do it WhatsApp. It's
Speaker 2: a great way to chat.
Speaker 3: You introduced me to it, and now I find I
Speaker 3: do it with my wife, with my friends as well.
Speaker 2: It's easy, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I don't text anymore now.
Speaker 4: Don't need to, Honestly, it's the way forward people.
Speaker 2: So anyway, look, just to give you an idea of
Speaker 2: what you can do with it, let's go back to
Speaker 2: midnight Saturday. So a couple of things. Obviously, I'm staying
Speaker 2: up to watch the England quarter final against Sweden. Jack
Speaker 2: because he's unfortunately, due to career options, he's forced to
Speaker 2: work with me. Upon me, he has decided to do
Speaker 2: it as well. But you put yourself to bed beforehand.
Speaker 3: I had a nap before the game. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: what if it actually, if I didn't promise you that
Speaker 3: I would watch the match, I probably would have heard
Speaker 3: that alarm go off at midnight and just turn it
Speaker 3: off and slip through. But I did get up.
Speaker 2: You should also know that Jack's wife, Bianca, she is
Speaker 2: she's of Colombian descent.
Speaker 3: Well, she's South American. She's from Venezuela, she grew up
Speaker 3: so their next door neighbor is Venezuela. Never competes at
Speaker 3: the World Cup. So in England's last match against Columbia,
Speaker 3: she was supporting Columbia.
Speaker 2: You might be thinking, why all this side story, these messages.
Speaker 2: You can tell one of us as they go on,
Speaker 2: the game goes on, is drinking a little bit more
Speaker 2: and the end it's mumbling not about the game anyway,
Speaker 2: Let's play it back. It's what happened is.
Speaker 3: Over the course of the ninety minutes of the game.
Speaker 5: Hello, Christian, I'm awake, feeling good. Sound like let's go
Speaker 5: three lines. This is a good sign, buddy, Thank you
Speaker 5: for support. It's coming for hey, b anchor, Taxi for Columbia.
Speaker 5: I want to drink, have you here Taxi for Columbia myself?
Speaker 3: Okay, you've gone mad, sir, You've gone mad.
Speaker 2: Eat is Sweden another goal?
Speaker 4: So far, so good, so England.
Speaker 5: Like Colombe, the English coach looks like one of the
Speaker 5: masters out of the Handmaid's Tale.
Speaker 2: I like that, yeah he does. Another fact that the
Speaker 2: commentator is really excited, the fact that it's more than
Speaker 2: one Harry in this England lineup.
Speaker 3: My brother's name is Harry.
Speaker 2: I was just making a really good chip sandwich. I
Speaker 2: never forgot it was so good, mate. I really really
Speaker 2: think I'm like a lo called Phelps of chip sandwiches.
Speaker 3: I look forward to trying that sandwich.
Speaker 2: This thing had mayonnaise, chilies, the game, hot melted cheese
Speaker 2: atual chips, cheese known in flavor. Oh god, it was good.
Speaker 2: And that was one am sandwich, just alone, just me
Speaker 2: and the dog and me just using cooking stuff, mumbling
Speaker 2: into a phone, slurring into a phone, making a chip sandwich.
Speaker 2: Do you not think I think we were a good idea? Right?
Speaker 2: If phones had a breathalyzer, you know where if you
Speaker 2: want to start using social media, you're blowing the phone.
Speaker 2: It locks you out and go, hey, listen, go to bed.
Speaker 2: Don't be using your phone now. That is what hearing
Speaker 2: that slurring mess at the end.
Speaker 3: Or when I received the message. It also says underneath
Speaker 3: Christian is currently point zero six.
Speaker 2: There's one message which will play tomorrow that Jack left
Speaker 2: me that you didn't forward on, but I've got of
Speaker 2: when England scored the first goal, obviously I'm you know,
Speaker 2: jumping off the count screaming Jack's equivalent of that. It's
Speaker 2: the lowest wattage celebration you've ever heard with your ears
Speaker 2: play for you tomorrow, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got an exciting day ahead of me. Yesterday
Speaker 2: going to look at a second hound sofa, which my
Speaker 2: wife thought was too hard, and we're just.
Speaker 4: Had to lie to some strangers today.
Speaker 3: Go, no, you're not. You're not to bed today, second
Speaker 3: Burnish store, sir.
Speaker 2: Going to see someone's second and bed an actress.
Speaker 3: You don't do secondhand metro to.
Speaker 2: Try out the mattress as well as some stranger goes,
Speaker 2: do you mind if I lye on it? And you
Speaker 2: lie there and go, oh oh, so what if my
Speaker 2: wife doesn't like this is too hard or something? And
Speaker 2: then we're starting to get people going to be talking
Speaker 2: about us on Facebook marketplace? Have you seen that he
Speaker 2: has anyone heard about these pommies that have come around
Speaker 2: trying our stuff out and they're not It's not good
Speaker 2: enough for them in their fancy ways. Anyway, that's today ahead.
Speaker 3: For me at least. If the billboards in bust up
Speaker 3: posters don't work, you'll eventually meet everybody face and face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're selling stuff right now, chances on by
Speaker 2: the end of the year, I'll be round at yours
Speaker 2: to try it out. Okay, So title today's show is
Speaker 2: I've forgotten what do we say was going to be? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the time Today's show be it with ginger Whippies
Speaker 2: coming up next. It's not Whippy, it's Huggy. No, Huggy
Speaker 2: will hate that. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 2: one puts Huggy in the corner.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no no no, it's already furious that
Speaker 3: you took it.
Speaker 2: N I didn't. I've given that guy an hour off
Speaker 2: every day to do something good for himself. Okay, huck,
Speaker 2: he's coming up next. We all know that.
Speaker 4: Howgy knows that? Okay, why would you say that Whippy's
Speaker 4: coming Up next
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