WEBVTT - #169: Balls Deep In A Rat

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<v Speaker 1>Just posted by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 3>Wood.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll begun a wicked as a cowboy because it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Halloween weekend. We're wearing costumes and I'm going as

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<v Speaker 1>a cowboy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a wicked No, No, you can't do that. You

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<v Speaker 4>can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition as

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<v Speaker 4>a Mario brother. It doesn't make any better.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, and miritual coups, Hello you, good to see you,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back.

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<v Speaker 4>I literally haven't seen you the whole time we had

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<v Speaker 4>that week off.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the break and can I see that break

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<v Speaker 1>went so quickly?

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<v Speaker 4>It did, actually, but I wouldn't WoT have had any

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<v Speaker 4>longer off. It was a good little refresh, Yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I tell you, by the way, during our one

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<v Speaker 4>week off, Yeah, I couldn't wait to come back because

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<v Speaker 4>I received some amazing, wonderful news.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>I've found Franco who remember my hairdresser? You don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Prose keeper Jenna's here? Hold on, hold on, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were talking for some reason about your glasses. I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>did we name the glasses?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, my hairdresser. Remember I was heartbroken. Yes, he

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<v Speaker 4>resigned and vanished.

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<v Speaker 1>He was The Wiggles. He was Dorothy in the original

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<v Speaker 1>cast production of The Wiggles.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not correct, Captain feather Sword understudy.

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<v Speaker 5>He was in Amanda's episode of The Wiggles.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Amanda, Kelly your boss?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, to find that out. We're doing appro check.

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<v Speaker 1>They slept together. Yeah, okay, So where was he? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell me birthday and marriages. He's dead.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, no no, because remember I had

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<v Speaker 4>no way of contacting him, he had no social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is Mitch's hairdresser who, without any notice left.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been loyal to him for like five years now

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<v Speaker 4>ghosted you let you. I got a message on Instagram

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<v Speaker 4>and it was kind of ominous. This woman just said

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<v Speaker 4>to me, I know where Franco is, and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>tell me everything you know, and then she sent a

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<v Speaker 4>photo of him working in a salon and she goes,

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<v Speaker 4>he's my colleague.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>And guess what what. He passed on his number so

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<v Speaker 4>I'll never lose him again.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't understand why he didn't even tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well he did, he just doesn't have social media, so

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<v Speaker 4>we asked someone that does have social media to tell me.

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<v Speaker 4>It was quite sweet. He was tracking me down at

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<v Speaker 4>the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh oh oh, I thought you meant a listener

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, I found Fiero for you, but Fiera

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<v Speaker 1>contacted you.

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<v Speaker 4>No Franco, but Franka.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, who am I talking?

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<v Speaker 4>You've got Wicked on the brain.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have Wicked on the brain. I do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Wicked, so I'm thinking of you love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely had the best time.

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<v Speaker 4>And I seriously went dressed as a cowboy to see Wicked.

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<v Speaker 4>The music that was horrific.

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<v Speaker 1>I can admit now live on the record that I

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<v Speaker 1>did not go as a cowboy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh so you did it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I did it. As if I do that, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to just stir the idiots.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a photo on our Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I put that up. I went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>the night before, to a Halloween date. Actually it was

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<v Speaker 1>just a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>We dressed up, so the cowboy outfit did happen, but

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't wear it to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Theater, correct. And then I then went to Wicked on

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<v Speaker 1>another date and was dressed normally.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that and can I say. As I was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in the audience, I thought, yeah, I could not

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<v Speaker 1>have dressed as a cowboy.

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<v Speaker 4>It would have been ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And in all those somber moments, like

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<v Speaker 1>the chaps would have just squeaked on my inner thighs

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<v Speaker 1>and they were askedless chaps, it would not have been good.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank god, you listen to our advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for the advice. I really did love Wicked

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<v Speaker 1>because you guys love it, right, you guys are obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the snow globe and you've seen Jennifer Weeks backstage.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is how much he loved it. Jenna. He

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<v Speaker 4>said to me, can we reenact a scene from Wicked

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<v Speaker 4>on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>I did never been more fucking excited. I had an

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<v Speaker 4>idea of yours. I was like, absolutely, I know what

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<v Speaker 4>scene we're doing. It's happening. Yeah, that's gonna happen in

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<v Speaker 4>our Wednesday episode, episode one seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing an acting class. That's amazing. And need I

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<v Speaker 1>remind you that I have studied theater, so I am

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<v Speaker 1>very ready for this. When fifteen, I said in New York, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't didn't have the guts.

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't have the guts.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna, if you're gonna be a bitch, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>have the guts.

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<v Speaker 4>I was so proud of you being there.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm halfway there.

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<v Speaker 4>She's somewhat at the last hurdle. When to say, when, God,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna start doing it to you too, go on

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<v Speaker 4>to do you well? Just you wait, Well, we don't

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<v Speaker 4>waste our words like you, So that would be an opportunity. No,

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<v Speaker 4>that's very hard to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be the nice one of the show that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>bother me, do I who's going to be Alphabet?

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<v Speaker 4>I think you said you wanted to be Glinda. I

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<v Speaker 4>do want she was your favorite character, the good Witch.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be Alphaba, the Wicked Witch. This is happening on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's be real. I mean that is the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>casting for the show, I think so. I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>were definitely Alfie.

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<v Speaker 4>I would say Elfie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The lore of it's really confusing, like the green

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<v Speaker 1>the gatorade that she drinks. It's all a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 4>And Todd McKinney.

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<v Speaker 1>Came out, I'm like, what God with the stars anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>All right that it's Wednesday show, I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I may as well mention while we're at

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<v Speaker 4>at that on Wednesday's episode, we're also doing other talkback things.

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<v Speaker 4>I said in our last episode when we did talkback things,

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I'm going to do a welfare check on

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<v Speaker 4>John Laws because we haven't checked on him in a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, he's in finer form than ever. Great,

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<v Speaker 4>just say okay, oh my god, I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 4>play that things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Wednesday today. Yeah, we're here and we're on and

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<v Speaker 1>we're live.

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<v Speaker 4>That was me letting you do your usual spiel. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>have we had enough catch up up to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have any questions for you, Jenn, I don't any

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<v Speaker 1>I've got no questions about Now you're pilates? Yeah, still going? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>How was there just an hour ago?

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<v Speaker 1>If it's your first time listening, we start every show

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<v Speaker 1>the same with it. Is it just me something we've noticed?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey to appreciate. Now today we both have one each.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitches. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>it works, correct.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine is actually about squish mellows.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I love them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you gifted me my first of a squish mellow

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<v Speaker 4>and I have feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't invent the things.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you didn't invent the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to pass on the feedback?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe I just won't do it then.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm not gonna be a dick. Wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like this is negative. All I've done is talk

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<v Speaker 1>up squish mellows.

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<v Speaker 5>Love my heath and Selenia.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a heath, do you? What do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a collect camello? Yeah, camelo, and I've got

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of dumb dinosaur. I hate my squish mellow?

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<v Speaker 5>What's its real name?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why do you hate your squish mellow?

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<v Speaker 4>You're the one that swears by them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I told you, but I missed my original two.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still still tender for me. Our idiots also love

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<v Speaker 1>squish mellows. They're sending us in this squishmallows that they

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<v Speaker 1>have all right, interesting, Mitch, will get your take on them.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why you still miss your old squish

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<v Speaker 4>mellows when you literally told me you used it to

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<v Speaker 4>prop someone's ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's enough.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine the remnants lingering on those God, I'm glad you

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<v Speaker 4>didn't keep them.

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<v Speaker 1>How revolts call actually, yeah, they do work very well

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<v Speaker 1>for that purpose. All right, my agent will just jump

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<v Speaker 1>in for all. Right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just.

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<v Speaker 1>Did that cough get picked up? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>I accident here.

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<v Speaker 1>Looked at me. I tried to turn my microphone off,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think it got picked up in your mic

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like, what, sorry did I.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm wearing different headphones today. I actually just got swept

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<v Speaker 4>up in that moment. I was appreciating the fucking brilliance

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<v Speaker 4>of that sound effect, like, oh, is it always hurt

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<v Speaker 4>that much? Depth?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Really? And then I just coughed a lurgi up

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<v Speaker 1>into the air. Well if you heard that cough, that

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<v Speaker 1>was for you. Oh, now I have to do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I've ruined the flow of the show. Sorry, right, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do it again. I'll do it again.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you also struggling to get into our therapist?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you too?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? What is wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it because we've mentioned her on the show that

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<v Speaker 1>she's now the most popular therapist in the country.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's happened, But normally after an appointment,

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<v Speaker 4>her receptionist still send a list of like next available appointments.

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<v Speaker 4>Take you pick here's three or four. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 4>get that email this time. Yeah, so I emailed and said, Yo,

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<v Speaker 4>how do I get back in to see the shrink lady?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I heard nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Same.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it because it's the end of the year and

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<v Speaker 5>they go on breaks and stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, are people famously excited at the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>year because it's Christmas? Everyone's happy. You don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>shrink in December.

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<v Speaker 5>Everyone's happy in December. Some people get depressed at Christmas

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That true, but the summer most people are depressed. Him

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<v Speaker 1>winter in the cold months, shoe, I've got headspace. I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to that British man. That's what he's told me.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason I ask is going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>do my therapy on this show. Now, Sorry, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Well, I can't talk to my therapist, so

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<v Speaker 1>next best as you two?

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<v Speaker 4>Oka? Fuck? What about laughline? For God's sake? Eleven fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never called lifeline, but I feel like, is lifeline

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<v Speaker 1>four Like? Is it dire or lifelines for just to

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<v Speaker 1>have a chat?

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<v Speaker 4>Anything? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean maybe it's like crisis management. Yeah, typically, but

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<v Speaker 4>you know they're never going to say don't fucking call

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<v Speaker 4>us with this nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, I wonder if you could call them with

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<v Speaker 1>immediate like, oh guys, i've lost my Apple Watch. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you checked under the couch darling? No, you couldn't call

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<v Speaker 1>them with that, that is you okay, good, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't suggest that. Don't waste the resource now it's publicly funded. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just at these weird crossroads. So you know, being

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<v Speaker 1>single is like, oh, I feel and Jenny, you can

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<v Speaker 1>relate to this. You've been single a while and how

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<v Speaker 1>long will you single for Midge?

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<v Speaker 4>Ever? Forever?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Now you've got Sean. But I'm kind of at

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<v Speaker 1>this weird point where I'm dating. I'm happy and I

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<v Speaker 1>love dating. But then it's also like, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>everyone says being single is the best point in your

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<v Speaker 1>life because you learn so much about yourself and while

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<v Speaker 1>you're single, you should really learn to be happy being

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<v Speaker 1>alone and being content that way, when you find a partner,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really need them, it's just because you want one, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of the mantra that everyone says, like be

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<v Speaker 1>happy within yourself. So at this point where I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that, I'm like, that's what I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>to a point where I'm so comfortable where I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need anyone. I'm like self serving. I'm like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>a cat that can just lock themselves and clean themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what i mean, Like a self cleaning dishwash?

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<v Speaker 1>You know they exist?

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<v Speaker 4>Do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, the self cleaning ovens. There's a button, you

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<v Speaker 1>press it and it cleans everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Get fucked. Sorry, we're supposed to be talking about your spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, No, it's a good analogy. The whirlpool ovens are great.

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<v Speaker 1>You press clean and it internally cleans them.

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<v Speaker 5>Where do you get them?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure a good guys any White good store. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, bing Leader, I'll check it out. Just ask

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<v Speaker 1>Nancy Lee. Anyway you press about it self clean. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of where my heads at. I'm like, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get to. But now I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I really think I want someone like I want a partner.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm conflicted because I'm thinking, is that a bad

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<v Speaker 1>thing to want to have someone? Because I think what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm learning from this whole singletom is that I'm better

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<v Speaker 1>with someone like I'm better with a partner. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I get more of myself. Has brought out when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>around someone like that. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 4>I think so. But also I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know because I'm not a therapist. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if that logic is correct that you're better with someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wells not better, But I think I enjoy, like

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<v Speaker 1>I get more fun out of life. Like if I

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<v Speaker 1>go through Maca's drive through on my own, very sad

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<v Speaker 1>and depressing. But if I go through with that No,

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<v Speaker 1>but in my mind, I'm like, I wish someone was

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<v Speaker 1>here with me. Could we listen to music and we

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<v Speaker 1>could play improv games with the teller and do accents.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds like a great time. You never invited me.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got friends, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, maybe I just need to spend more time with

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<v Speaker 1>my friends. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it has been a while because when you first

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<v Speaker 4>became single, you were much more available and active with

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<v Speaker 4>your social life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm seen you, I've seen anyone in the last month

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<v Speaker 1>with this tour the tourist now done, mo fucked.

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<v Speaker 4>Tber is over. Oh god, I was done.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you ever get sad? Jena being like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you get sad? Like alone? I wish I had someone.

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<v Speaker 3>I do I do get sad, but I don't think,

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<v Speaker 3>oh I wish I had someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, like, oh, it would be.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice to have someone, But I don't think all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I wish having someone would change how I feel

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<v Speaker 3>and all that interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe I need to not rely think about relying

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<v Speaker 1>on someone.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's a good conclusion to come to because

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<v Speaker 4>it was similar for me. It's like, yeah, I imagine

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<v Speaker 4>myself having a partner down the track, but it's not

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<v Speaker 4>like I was sitting around going, ah, i'm single. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the point of live?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not. I'm definitely not at that point. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not at that point. But it's like, God, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm just built to have someone. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say it's important to date if you fuckheads?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really Yeah, Like I said that, I was single forever,

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<v Speaker 4>but that's excluding all the myriad of Situationships and every

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<v Speaker 4>dickhead along the way taught me what I will and

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<v Speaker 4>will not tolerate in a man. So it's good to

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<v Speaker 4>date cockheads from time to time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. I haven't had a cockhead.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, anyway, well that can be arranged if you're

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<v Speaker 4>a cockhead playscar jingle, that's the number to call.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we even played it yet? Officially?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it too soon?

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<v Speaker 7>If you want to ruin my fucking gym, I'm about

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<v Speaker 7>to cry?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, if you're what you need when you're

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<v Speaker 4>about to cry, it's killing Clarkson, very true.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, if you're a fughead, hit us up.

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<v Speaker 5>I f till nob.

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<v Speaker 1>Zero two.

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<v Speaker 4>Tone. Yeah, there you go. That's the number to text.

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<v Speaker 4>We need someone to just toy with Mitchet's emotions.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is actually a really good experiment.

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<v Speaker 1>I want a date a fuckhead. Oh I love this.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got the number of quite a few too. You'll

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<v Speaker 4>saved in my phone if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Need connect me with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 1>I've only had good I've only had really good dates.

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<v Speaker 1>And it gets to the point where I'm like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to like stop talking to this person

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to commit. Like it always ends

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<v Speaker 1>in commit you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>When you say always it's happened once.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no. I've been talking to people

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<v Speaker 1>and it gets to like the point where it's either

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<v Speaker 1>we go to commitment or it's like we kind of

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<v Speaker 1>just phase out or I say no, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I've bitched about it before it or I

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<v Speaker 4>always seem to get to that point and it always

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<v Speaker 4>fades out.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Three month curse is what I used to refer to it,

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<v Speaker 4>to the point where I literally warned Sewan about it

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<v Speaker 4>when we were just seeing each other we weren't official,

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<v Speaker 4>and say, just so you know, I might go a

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<v Speaker 4>bit crazy around three months because it'll be antsy as

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<v Speaker 4>to where we're going. And he's like, okay, and son

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<v Speaker 4>of habituated. Four months, Shit, make it official.

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<v Speaker 1>Three months. I'm at three months with someone. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>dating someone for three months.

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<v Speaker 4>And now you're at a cross roads. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 4>the three month game interesting. All of a sudden, every

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<v Speaker 4>time I'm dating someone, it gets the three month mark

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<v Speaker 4>and all of a sudden heightened anxiety. I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 4>is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>This is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. Don't don't sell yourself short. This is good therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I needed, just to chat it out with

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<v Speaker 1>exactly your friends, right you two friends?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you'll swipe your Medicare card on the way out.

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<v Speaker 4>Please is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow the show online just search a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of miches.

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<v Speaker 4>If you don't you're a dickhead. Hey, speaking of fucked

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<v Speaker 4>toe by being done and dusted. Yes, I'd like to

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<v Speaker 4>officially welcome everyone to Mugvember. Wow, it's not the world's

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<v Speaker 4>greatest pun, but during the month of Mugvember, our brand

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<v Speaker 4>new season five mugs are on sale.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, yep, we've got mugs.

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<v Speaker 4>They're available.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get in the poor sound effect, but

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<v Speaker 1>I only had the horse ready.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Giddy up, giddy up, fucking mugs, guys, And yeah, you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>the mugs are gorgeous. We're in our Teal era.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, the beautiful Teal mugs. And if you head to

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<v Speaker 4>the Lincoln our Instagram bio. I'll pop the link in

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<v Speaker 4>the Facebook group too. Actually, and the fucking shaded description

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<v Speaker 4>I'll put it everywhere. So we're taking mug orders until

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<v Speaker 4>the end of November. And if you have a look

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<v Speaker 4>on the website, it's got a never before seen photo

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<v Speaker 4>of the three of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, like a rare Pokemon card. You got to collect it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we look quite iconic. Actually, you and I

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<v Speaker 4>are standing there like we're fucking SVU detective from Law

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<v Speaker 4>and Order. And then you got Jenna in the middle

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<v Speaker 4>of it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Hi, Yeah, you look like Marushka Haggerty if she

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of just chill.

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<v Speaker 4>We're doing that pose where it's like, what do you

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<v Speaker 4>call it, like the the intense smiles, like smiles, we're smiling.

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<v Speaker 4>We're smiling our tits off. And then Jenna, it's just

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<v Speaker 4>there like a little infant.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, smile.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like there's yeah, we photoshopped in, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>actually with it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I was there at the moment. We're all smiling.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, that's the last full family photo we had because contracept.

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<v Speaker 1>We've diaphram. Sam got rest his soul took that photo.

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<v Speaker 4>It's still alive and well.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you know, and of course before the tsunami got him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So you get the new mug. If you've got all

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<v Speaker 4>the old ones, you've got to add this one to

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<v Speaker 4>your collection. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Someone messaged the Facebook group the other day saying,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had this mug for two years. They had one

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<v Speaker 1>of the season one or season two mugs, and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I just went to wash it, hand wash it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I for the first time ever, looked on the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a secret message on the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, especially because you can buy ones that you and

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<v Speaker 4>I have signed. Yes, and sometimes you go a bit

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<v Speaker 4>fucking rugged with the texter and it's right shit on

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<v Speaker 4>there and I'm always there, going, don't write in the mug,

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<v Speaker 4>They'll get ink poison it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I wanted to write in the mug, which

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<v Speaker 1>is like they're going to pass away how much shit

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<v Speaker 1>like that mushroom case in Melbourne. I'm going to rest

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<v Speaker 1>for killing someone. So mugs are officially available. Go buy

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<v Speaker 1>one and supports us keeps us going. It's a free podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't buy a mug support your pals.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, and I will say we just step our

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<v Speaker 4>pusse up every mug drop the season one's that little

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<v Speaker 4>piece of shit with our emojis on it. Yuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Remember our emoji era.

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<v Speaker 4>It was very lazy of us.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very new. We were new. Podcasting was the

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<v Speaker 1>wild West farm Frontier, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>And plus this could have crashed and burned, have been

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<v Speaker 4>an epic fail.

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<v Speaker 5>True.

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<v Speaker 1>We've only thrived exactly since with our beautiful teal mugs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, goable from now to the end of November, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll start sending them out not immediately. We want to

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<v Speaker 4>get all the orders in November, but that'll be there

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<v Speaker 4>in time for Christmas. That's a promise.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect for a cuppa all afternoon coffee. Listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and use your mug.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, while I'm doing a bit of self promo, can

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<v Speaker 4>I just you know, do even more flogging over here?

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<v Speaker 4>Little promo?

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<v Speaker 1>We got mugs of your own?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't have mugs of my own. By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>speaking of that, where the fuck is my Hot Girl

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<v Speaker 4>Walk T shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they've been officially shipped today. Everybody, Hot Girl Walk

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<v Speaker 1>merch has been shipped. It's coming this week. Apologies, we

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<v Speaker 1>had distributed issues.

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<v Speaker 4>Well that it's my promise. The mugs will get there

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<v Speaker 4>quicker than a Hot Girl Walk shirt from cheering.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the Hot Girl Walk shirts, so they're coming. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a Hot Girl run, you know, like they're coming out

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<v Speaker 1>a slow pace.

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<v Speaker 4>Those shirts threugh no fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Shirts really took their time. Apologies, every but the shirts

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<v Speaker 1>are coming if you purchase, thank you, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>But know what I wanted to plug with my Perth gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yes, I saw the cover to Perth for

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<v Speaker 4>the first time. Yes, November. Oh I should know this,

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<v Speaker 4>shouldn't I eighteenth nineteen Oh we close. I being an

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<v Speaker 4>Adelaide on that day.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched you live last night. That's why I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, I was driving home watching it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, I'm not sure if that's the sort of

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<v Speaker 4>thing you sh'd admit, maybe don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a passenger. I have a driver, now do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because that's what I say when I'm on a

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<v Speaker 4>bus just driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course I drove the bus in yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because God, I saw you making clips. So eighteenth in Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 1>So you've never been to Perth.

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<v Speaker 4>Seventeenth and eighteenth an Adelaide and then nineteenth in Perth.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be a yeah, squeezing all into one week.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to Perth for the first time two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago. I know it's actually gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of worried that I'm going to fall in

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<v Speaker 4>love with it and never want to leave. If everything

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard about Perth, I'm like, sounds right up my

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<v Speaker 4>fucking alley.

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<v Speaker 1>Small country town, no traffic. It's a beautiful dry heat

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<v Speaker 1>right by the coast, the sunsets in the sea.

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<v Speaker 4>Gord jous. That's amazing about Darwin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so cool. It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Although I think I might be a fuck with because

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't figure out why the sun was setting on

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<v Speaker 4>the beach in Darwin, because it's north. The sunsets in

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<v Speaker 4>the Weds. Why the fuck did I get a sunset

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<v Speaker 4>over the.

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<v Speaker 1>Beach in Dartwouth. Where's Darwin? Darwin's north at the top

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<v Speaker 1>we would have been setting like kind of like in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle right beach in the land.

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<v Speaker 4>Who it was like right over the beach. It was

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<v Speaker 4>really weird. Maybe we're on a peninsula facing west.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the moon? Man? That is so confusing?

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<v Speaker 4>It is confusing, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're a Leo right, yes, yeah that's why. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations on the Perth shows. True, that's very exciting and

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same show water off a Duck's clip.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, But because I didn't take my show to Perth

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<v Speaker 4>last year, I might throw in some of the best bits.

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<v Speaker 4>The first two.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing, my greatest hits to it. If you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>can I admit something? I don't know if you do this, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had I did it in October. I was

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<v Speaker 1>opening for the Life on Cut podcast to it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had ten minutes of gear of stand upset and

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<v Speaker 1>by the end it was the same set and I

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<v Speaker 1>was doing it all the time. So do you ever

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<v Speaker 1>add a joking like if you feel an improv one

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<v Speaker 1>in the moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 1>But it really it was really bad. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's not far as tanked? What? Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>you try. My set was good and I refined it

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<v Speaker 1>to make it like I cut all the fat. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I made a joke about I tell this story about

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<v Speaker 1>getting a blowjob while I'm wearing skims and like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get into the little flap in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the skims is like trying to rescue those twelve tie

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<v Speaker 1>boys from that cave.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And then everyone went oh, like one of those laughs,

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<v Speaker 1>like they're like they're laughing, but like, oh yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like we shouldn't laugh, but we are. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>went relaxed. Nobody died, Oh someone did, So you're a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the Malaysian airlines of comedy. The jokes always land.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, that's exactly right. And now I've done my

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<v Speaker 1>stand up for a month, I'll never be seen again.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what to open for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>And never mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, that would be iconic. Who's opening for you?

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<v Speaker 4>No one?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually do you need an opener?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, last time I had opening access because I was

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<v Speaker 4>nervous that I wouldn't feel an hour, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>kept getting in trouble for running over. So now I

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<v Speaker 4>just feel like.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need anyone? What that would be such an

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<v Speaker 1>iconic And now you've said it maybe a surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we're planning to do our podcast live shows eventually,

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<v Speaker 4>so you need We don't need to open for each other.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll just both be on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, imagine that. What if we did like

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes each and then you're in the audience. Of course, jenmen,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get family and friends, right, it's really acts.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh shit, Well I don't get tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll get them after you pay it to the website.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a QR code. You'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Discount take into the board. Of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, how are you well? We're the board?

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<v Speaker 4>All right? Absolutely, she doesn't pay for fuel. She's fine, she's.

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<v Speaker 5>Just well, I drove the bas Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very true. I have to shout out a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of idiots that came to the Canberra show, The Life

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<v Speaker 1>un Cut Show. Someone flew from Tasmania to see me

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<v Speaker 1>open an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>How yeah, I didn't tell me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so we had I had about six. Actually, can

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<v Speaker 1>you post the photo if you're listening. I had the

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<v Speaker 1>about it Jennifer edited in No, No, there was so

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<v Speaker 1>many of them. Six there were six idiots all up

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<v Speaker 1>and they all kind of like were waiting backstage and

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<v Speaker 1>I saw one and then they kind of everyone's always

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for Brittany and Laura and there's never a line

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<v Speaker 1>for me. There's like one person and they think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany but a bit swollen. I'm like, no, I'm missed anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're all kind of hugging. And then there was

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<v Speaker 1>like six idiots and they all got a group photo together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so funny, really sweet because I always see

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch at the end of your shows. You get all

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<v Speaker 1>the idiots get the photos with you. It's so sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my favorite part.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like the best part. It's so sweet. So

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<v Speaker 1>then I had that and she flew up from Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you, and you're listening anyway, tickets. Where are

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<v Speaker 1>your tickets? Mitch?

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<v Speaker 4>Just on my Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>The Lincoln by love It mug October is on everyone

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<v Speaker 1>member a close but yeah, well lucky to do it

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<v Speaker 1>in December. What would that be mug Sember. It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's great, deck ugba.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm trying to put a mug after.

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<v Speaker 4>December decemb mug? Should I do my what do we a?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just me? Just squish Mellows ruined Romance?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I knew I had a feeling this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be negative. I have already said on the record that

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<v Speaker 1>I used to use my squish mellow to prop the

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<v Speaker 1>hips up, so I have not I think that.

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<v Speaker 4>The up were your exact words.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel well, I'm not that vulgar, was I? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It was from Home episode Jenna. Sorry, I wasn't in

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<v Speaker 1>the right mind. What do you mean? How tell me?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like a third wheel in my own relationship now? Ever,

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<v Speaker 4>since you gave me that stupid stuffed rat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not stupid, he's holding a donut. Gen know, it's dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>His fucking rat is holding a donut. I love stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? What's happened?

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<v Speaker 4>You know how you might have those mornings. This is

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<v Speaker 4>sorry to trigger your fucking sensitive single time, but cast

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<v Speaker 4>your mind back to when you shared a bed, you

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<v Speaker 4>know what, those cute mornings where you might have a

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<v Speaker 4>little snuggling bed like you're spooning. Of course, if for

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<v Speaker 4>instance sake, I'm the big spooneh which, by the way, rare.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not even that rare. It should be more rare.

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<v Speaker 4>Sean is so tall, like the proportions are all wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're true.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he always seems to sleep quite high up

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<v Speaker 4>in the bed. You know, when you're spooning someone from behind,

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<v Speaker 4>you're the big spoon. Yeah, you kind of your chin

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<v Speaker 4>like nettles into their shoulder. Yeah, my nose is buried

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<v Speaker 4>in his back. I'm like, can you slide down anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a site that another issue is too long for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, on a normal occasion, if I'm the big spoon, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>all I have to do is just like let go

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<v Speaker 4>and all over face the other way. And he takes

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<v Speaker 4>the hint. Even if he's deep in sleep, he fucking

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<v Speaker 4>picks up on the queue. He'll become the big spoon

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<v Speaker 4>right ever since that bullshit squish mellow came along. I'll

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<v Speaker 4>drop the hint. I'll roll over and be like my

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<v Speaker 4>dad had to be a little spoon. But no, he's content.

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<v Speaker 4>He's clutching onto that fucking squish mellow. For dear life,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm already hugging someone. I don't need to hug you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you've been replaced.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a fuck. And I didn't even notice that

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<v Speaker 4>when I was the big spoon, he had a fucking

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<v Speaker 4>third spoon the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so there were actually two big spoons and a

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<v Speaker 1>little spoon.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves it. I was a ladle, he was the big.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, more of a spatchelor in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, yeah no, he's obsessed with that thing. They're

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<v Speaker 1>so comfortable.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get a look in.

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<v Speaker 1>So see, I thought the problem was going to arise

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<v Speaker 1>because I've had someone over at my house with my

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<v Speaker 1>squishmallow on the bed and I actually hid it in

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<v Speaker 1>my wardrobe because I didn't want them to see, because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was very embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh why he.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk openly about it, not for like a first time

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<v Speaker 1>in my bed. I suppose so you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like later on, you know, like I don't I want

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<v Speaker 1>to reveal that towards the end or if it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to become something. If you know it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>one time, you don't need to know that. I cut

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<v Speaker 1>all the fu squishmel overy night.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean maybe I should start harden it from

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<v Speaker 4>Sean because I'm not saying it ruins romance because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>embarrassed by because he prefers it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, have you have you tried the propping up of

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<v Speaker 1>the hips?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, No, that fucking animal in my bed, it's already

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<v Speaker 4>stolen must snuggles. It's not fucking getting involved. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>going to be a third wheel during that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's got beauty lies. Imagine not looking back

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<v Speaker 1>up at Sean.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks so smug.

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<v Speaker 1>It does yours.

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<v Speaker 4>When I looked and went, oh my god, he's spooning

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<v Speaker 4>the squish melw that fucking thing looked at me like

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<v Speaker 4>it sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit. I don't think. I think it's in your head

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<v Speaker 1>and I think you need to call a therapist. We're

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<v Speaker 1>both clearly very overdue.

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<v Speaker 4>All I know is that he wouldn't bloody roll over

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<v Speaker 4>and it wasn't just a subtle hint. When I realized, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>he's not taking the hint, I started literally like putting

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<v Speaker 4>pressure on the shoulder, been like, roll this way right,

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<v Speaker 4>and it wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was your nose that was pushing the pressure

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<v Speaker 1>into his back. Was it?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, this is when he rolled over?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I rolled over and I was like, where

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<v Speaker 4>to go? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he holding it with both of his arms? Is

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<v Speaker 1>he like, is cuddling the thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So you looks normal when you when you're

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<v Speaker 1>on your arm, because I do the same. Oh, Mitch,

0:27:19.359 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 1>I feel for you. Yeah, thanks for that, And inadvertently

0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:24.639
<v Speaker 1>that's me. I'll put a wedge in your relationship. You

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:26.680
<v Speaker 1>secretly trying to get your singles so you can be

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<v Speaker 1>depressed with me.

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<v Speaker 5>That is true.

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:30.439
<v Speaker 1>Come to a dark sart. It's very sad.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when he actually sort of woke up, he

0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:34.359
<v Speaker 4>was like, oh morning, how did you sleep? And I

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 4>was like, not as good as you? Evidently, yes, right

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.159
<v Speaker 4>in front of me. You're in front of my fa.

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 4>I was rejected.

0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:45.439
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't even have the guts to put a cloth

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<v Speaker 1>over it. Now he's doing it in broad daylight, jeetters Hash.

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<v Speaker 4>And I just kept facing that way in the bed,

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<v Speaker 4>like away from him after I'd rolled over, and like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what you did?

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:27:58.040 --> 0:27:58.639
<v Speaker 4>What if you like?

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:01.400
<v Speaker 1>It? Just squished mellow starts appearing like you're cooking dinner

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 1>and it's just sitting at the darking table.

0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:07.920
<v Speaker 4>I mean it is still cute. Yeah, just my bedspread beautifully.

0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:08.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does that.

0:28:08.720 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 4>That little motherfucker. It's coming from my.

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Man, ruining your relationship, home wrecking fucking rat.

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 4>Couldn't have said it better myself. Actually get stuffed. Oh wait,

0:28:18.160 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 4>you already are It's not possible.

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 1>All right, we should get out of here. What is

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 1>yours again?

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:26.159
<v Speaker 5>Jenna Selenia?

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:27.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a dragon?

0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:28.920
<v Speaker 5>No, Selenia is a cat.

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Heath is a rainbow dog. But I thought it was

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:32.920
<v Speaker 3>a rainbow cat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I want to get on the show, Mitch,

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 1>and I will make it my personal mission. Sure the

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 1>dumb that comes up with these stupid, fucking squish mellows,

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 1>imagine the board meeting. Oh my god it have you

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 1>read dragon a dog with donut?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you read the descriptions of them?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:51.560
<v Speaker 5>Oh, Heat's description?

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:55.640
<v Speaker 7>He where does Heath come from and Selenia like, what

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 7>business does the rat have with a donut?

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:00.840
<v Speaker 4>And the proportions are way off, just like when spooning Sean.

0:29:01.160 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 4>That rat is like the size of a basketball holding

0:29:04.240 --> 0:29:06.520
<v Speaker 4>a normal sized donut. It's just not possible.

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.600
<v Speaker 1>What business does a rat have with a donut? Great question?

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 5>This is Selena.

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:12.959
<v Speaker 3>Selena wishes she could hug everyone, but her immune system

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 3>has to work a little bit harder in order to

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 3>fight off germs.

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 4>She said it fucking sick, squish mellow.

0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 3>She sticks to fist pumps and air high fives to

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 3>say hello. She's a huge fan of French baking and

0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 3>is striving to perfect her flaky croissantto do you want

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 3>to help her taste test?

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>What that's ridiculous?

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 5>That's ridiculous, Selenia.

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:37.440
<v Speaker 4>So you have an immuna That one is cute.

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:40.960
<v Speaker 1>You have an immuno suppressed, squish mellow. Can you find

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Mitch's donut?

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Ye?

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:43.479
<v Speaker 1>See what's going on there?

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 4>It's called camilla with donut. I didn't bother to get

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 4>to know it.

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to google mine. Here's mine mine.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't keep going down the same fucking rabbit o

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 4>squish mellows.

0:29:53.880 --> 0:30:02.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Camillo, Yeah, meet Camillo. Camillo is a musical theater major,

0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:04.479
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck?

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 5>And their dream is to be on stage there.

0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:09.960
<v Speaker 1>On. Camillo is non binary.

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 4>Yes, wow.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Camilla has been taking voice, dance and acting lessons for

0:30:14.440 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 3>years and knows all the words to the big musicals.

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to sing and dance with Camillo?

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:22.880
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell's actually perfect for you, not particularly, I don't want

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 4>to sing or dance with Camilla.

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 1>So that little slut is going to UNI by day

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and then sleeping with your man.

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 4>I already graduated apparently or is it still at unis?

0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 5>It must be still because it's a musical theater major.

0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:41.440
<v Speaker 4>When he's not sleeping with my man, she's going into

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:41.959
<v Speaker 4>a lecture?

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Is it nier?

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:44.040
<v Speaker 4>Good? Fuck?

0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Zorena is the banana slug squish mellow. Zorena has memberships

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:51.840
<v Speaker 1>to all the museums in her city, So I'm sleeping

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>with a woman. Whenever she has a free day to herself,

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>she swings by to check out the new exhibits. The

0:30:57.120 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Natural History Museum is her favorite, and she almost has

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>all the collectives. Would you like to join Serena on

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 1>an next museum visit?

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:06.160
<v Speaker 4>When is Arena exactly.

0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:10.719
<v Speaker 3>What about my other one? Heath is a pride husky.

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:13.200
<v Speaker 3>He is a member of a talented acting troop, the

0:31:13.240 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 3>wolf Pack. Though Heath was born husky, he moves, sounds,

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 3>and acts like a wolf. His fellow actors agree and

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 3>are happy to include him where he.

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 5>Belongs on stage, front and center.

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'm sorry, but that's so interesting.

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 4>Are we done with Squish Mellow chat?

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I think we're done with the show. Everyone, don't forget

0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:31.880
<v Speaker 1>mugs available now. It's mug Vember. Go get tickets to

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Kombsa's gigs. Yes, and we will have a new episode

0:31:34.800 --> 0:31:37.720
<v Speaker 1>out Wednesday. Speaking of Yeah, you're Squish Mellow doing a

0:31:37.760 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>musical theater degree. Oh yes, yeah, we're gonna You're obviously

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>trying to improve, so Sean will cuddle you.

0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 4>As I'm about to display on Wednesday. I don't need

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 4>a degree. When we do our scene from Wicked, I

0:31:49.920 --> 0:31:51.400
<v Speaker 4>don't need any training. I mail it.

0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>That'll be when, in fact, I might even go off book.

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't even think i'll need the scripts.

0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Real off book means that you've learned your lines. That's

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 1>an Actually I knew that, not my first time off book.

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 4>Bruh.

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, just saying I'm on book. I don't know them.

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't be further. This book is in me. All right,

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:11.240
<v Speaker 1>that's Wednesday. Everyone will see you soon. Have to listen, idiot, fae,

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 1>is it just me?

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 5>A podcast by a couple of miches.

0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 4>Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret segment.

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<v Speaker 1>On the end.

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<v Speaker 4>We pretend the show's done, but it's not. We just

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:45.840
<v Speaker 4>keep talking ship a couple of people with a D

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 4>haven't a de brief. That's all it is.

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<v Speaker 1>That squishmallow chat felt very add brief.

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:55.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes it did, didn't. The lines are getting a bit blurry.

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<v Speaker 1>Took a sip of water. Sorry, expect to Jennet to

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 1>fill that void, but she stood stared at me.

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<v Speaker 3>Time.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to say, Mitch. By the way, the news

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<v Speaker 1>this week that bogan Gate Pub won. What did they win?

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 1>It was best The best.

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<v Speaker 4>Pub is the AHA New South Wales Awards. So the

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:13.560
<v Speaker 4>pub lokis yeah, New South Wales and they got people's

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 4>choice as in my people's choice.

0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:17.360
<v Speaker 1>That's you know, let's really the.

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<v Speaker 4>One leading the fucking charge. Let's be encouraging everyone to vote,

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 4>and everyone got behind it.

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<v Speaker 1>What was you versus the homophobic pub in Melbourne in many.

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would love to see how many votes each got.

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>It was a clearly landslide winner.

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Bogan Gate Pub would have gotten I voted, Manley would

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 3>have got like twenty.

0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:39.240
<v Speaker 4>Did I tell you that that place in Manley eventually

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:40.760
<v Speaker 4>got back to me. They're applied to the email.

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, it made press, it was in the headlines.

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:45.120
<v Speaker 4>Well, I found out that it's one of our listeners'

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 4>rights for a publication in Perth.

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love them.

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 4>And they DMed me asking for a comment and then

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:54.040
<v Speaker 4>they said, oh, we've also reached out to the venue

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:56.480
<v Speaker 4>for comment and I got an email reply about half

0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 4>an hour after that, but they left it a week

0:33:58.680 --> 0:34:02.200
<v Speaker 4>so they only replied me because they were spooked by

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:04.880
<v Speaker 4>a journalist reaching out. Of course, they eventually got back

0:34:04.920 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 4>to me. They offered me a free brunch. I said,

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:12.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm not coming back, babe, never, And they were kind

0:34:12.120 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 4>of defending themselves up, being like, no, we're not homophobic.

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 4>We had drag queens here once.

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:17.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh, come on.

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 1>They walked by and said looks nice.

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 4>They said, get me the fuck out of this.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:25.800
<v Speaker 1>That's so funny. We're not homophobic. Here's a free brunch.

0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Sligh Queen books the house down. Sorry you were hate

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:31.240
<v Speaker 1>crime in our bathroom. Sis sashet to the hospital.

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 4>But it wasn't a problem, as it turns out, because

0:34:33.640 --> 0:34:34.919
<v Speaker 4>we flogged them. I knew we would.

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, of course true.

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 1>And you know, I will say a congratulations on winning

0:34:38.560 --> 0:34:42.239
<v Speaker 1>the AH Award. B Congratulations Mitch on giving Fitzi from

0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Fitzy and Whipper his first panic attack.

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well done.

0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations Well Fitzi and Whipper. They're a radio duo in

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>Australia for the international listeners on Nova, which is my competitor,

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:55.080
<v Speaker 1>and they're lovely guys. I know them. They're very sweet. However,

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Fitzy was hosting and that event gave him a full

0:34:58.200 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 1>blown panic attack, the first he's ever had.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know?

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>He said, and I quote there were people in the

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>audience that made him feel uncomfortable.

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 6>I had a panic attack. Yesterday. It was the Australian

0:35:10.040 --> 0:35:14.280
<v Speaker 6>Hotels Association New South Wales Awards and it's a great

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 6>day We hosted it last year with It's a brilliant

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 6>day out. It was at Ranwick Race Course. Would have

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:22.240
<v Speaker 6>been about twelve hundred people there caked. So we're getting

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:25.200
<v Speaker 6>ready for it, and we've got the rundown and there's

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 6>forty eight awards that you've got to get through. It's

0:35:27.560 --> 0:35:28.080
<v Speaker 6>a big day.

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 4>What kind of awards are they handling in Steake Sandwich?

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a Betellia of the Year.

0:35:33.200 --> 0:35:38.320
<v Speaker 6>Best Metropolitan Hotel, Best regional Hotel, hotly. I've always got

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 6>a little bit nervous talking in front of crowds, right,

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 6>and I in my heart rate will elevate and I'll

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:47.520
<v Speaker 6>go okay, just if I'm prepared. I'm okay. But yesterday

0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 6>there was a moment where I grabbed whip and I

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:52.240
<v Speaker 6>said to him, I'm having a panic attack.

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:55.600
<v Speaker 4>I was surprising. That fits because you talk for a

0:35:55.640 --> 0:35:57.840
<v Speaker 4>living like that's what you do every morning, and you

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 4>come in here and you seem super confident. You've always

0:36:00.640 --> 0:36:03.560
<v Speaker 4>got something to offer, and you're great being you.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:05.520
<v Speaker 1>What was different about it?

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Why?

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 6>I don't know. There were moments where I was looking

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.520
<v Speaker 6>out into the crowd and looking at certain individuals and

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 6>I'm going, oh my god, that guy's going to slay

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:13.840
<v Speaker 6>me when I get on stage.

0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 1>And I hate to say that. I have a theory.

0:36:17.280 --> 0:36:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Was it you that threw off Australia's most beloved AFL

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 1>turned radio broadcast to Fitzgerald Ryan run for reality show,

0:36:25.000 --> 0:36:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Reality shows, reality show Did you give him a death stare?

0:36:28.200 --> 0:36:29.800
<v Speaker 4>He did not interact with him at all.

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:34.239
<v Speaker 1>The Whip with Kate Richie on Wednesdays and Fridays, whatever

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:37.359
<v Speaker 1>that show is at the moment, he said he had

0:36:37.360 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>a pending that because someone in the crowd threw him off,

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 1>and I think it was you.

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.360
<v Speaker 4>No, we were sitting pretty far away from the table.

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 5>He's got good eyesight.

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>He's got good eyesight, he's got his an ex footy player.

0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:48.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he was on Big Brother.

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 1>He was on Big Brother.

0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm not accepting responsibility for that. I had nothing

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 4>to do with that.

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I just found it so weird. He's like, I have

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:56.240
<v Speaker 1>my first panic attack and the then I hosted yesterday,

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:59.440
<v Speaker 1>and then I saw your story saying fitzyper hosting and

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 1>all fell into play.

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Some of my close friends you know, now, you'd make

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 4>me feel bad because I still have this loyalty in

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:10.759
<v Speaker 4>me to Kiss FM because I used to work here.

0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 4>Of course, the rival, of course I put as a

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 4>joke to my close friends, which has like my friends

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.359
<v Speaker 4>and former colleagues on there I put as a joke,

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 4>me going boom when they announced Fits were coming out.

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 4>Now I feel bad.

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Wait, it was of me, am I on your close friends.

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you would have seen it.

0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you saw it.

0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 4>I also sent it in our group. Yeah, but you

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:30.719
<v Speaker 4>ignore that.

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't ignore that. That was fucked. It was

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:39.799
<v Speaker 1>fucking October. But that's true, mug members. I'm okay, better

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and reply then correct. Well, Mitchell, what do you have

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 1>to say to Ryan and the Fitz He is listening now,

0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:46.840
<v Speaker 1>the fans are fit.

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 4>Well he sold it on marvelously. Well, yes, they did

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 4>a good job. Yeah, it didn't look like he was

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 4>panicking at all. Man, I'm not really going to assume

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:57.279
<v Speaker 4>that he listens to this, so I'm not actually going

0:37:57.360 --> 0:37:59.919
<v Speaker 4>to craft a message for him, craft a statement. Yes,

0:38:00.040 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't need to do. I'm sorry about that Fits. Yeah,

0:38:05.320 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 4>I seem to recall that on Big Brother his nickname

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:10.760
<v Speaker 4>was Frisy. When did he become Fitzy?

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was it fucking was frazy. Yes,

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:17.479
<v Speaker 1>called Chris this one Jenna getting the phone.

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:20.000
<v Speaker 4>His nickname was Frisy at the start and then like

0:38:20.080 --> 0:38:21.600
<v Speaker 4>towards the end of the season, the big brother. They

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 4>started calling him Fitzy. I was like, we'd that come Frizy. Yeah,

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm not even kidding.

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he knew he was going to transition into radio

0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:29.200
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, it'll be Fitsy.

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:31.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that makes sense because his name's last name

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:33.839
<v Speaker 4>is Fitzgerald. That makes a lot more sense. I don't

0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 4>know where fucking Frisey came from.

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, congratulations on the win.

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's well done.

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you did very well. And what have you been

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 1>up to, Jenna? Anything? Fun?

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 5>I'm helping organize Joon Cinnamanda's live show.

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's doing a live show, aren't they.

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:48.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's pretty full on.

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:51.480
<v Speaker 1>What theater are they doing it at the coliseum in Athens?

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 1>They're flying to Athens?

0:38:55.280 --> 0:38:57.920
<v Speaker 4>Now, true is not quite the same.

0:38:58.000 --> 0:38:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, did they potentially want venue

0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 1>was old as they were?

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:03.319
<v Speaker 5>They listened to this show?

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Bullshit?

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, bullshit?

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Who do? Who does? I mean?

0:39:06.480 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 4>I'd be flatter if they did.

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 1>But I don't think Jonesy listens. Does he on his

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>motorbike with his headphones on?

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Jesus, you've had some inappropriate things about him Jonesy?

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, No, he had Robbie for Jenna. Remember that whole

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:22.800
<v Speaker 1>era where he was fucking horned up for you? No,

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I do remember what was that song that was really bad?

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:30.680
<v Speaker 4>And one man whenever it was that was you said

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 4>that he was besotted by Jenner's pussy power.

0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And anytime she enters the office in the six

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 1>am in the morning, this had play in his head

0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 1>slow motion to of course, VI Jenna's always covered. Every

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 1>inch of her body is covered. There's no tip action.

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:49.839
<v Speaker 4>There.

0:39:49.880 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>It is in reality. This is what plays in our

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:58.239
<v Speaker 1>head when she walks in. I'd love to see you

0:39:58.280 --> 0:39:59.319
<v Speaker 1>do a lap dance to this.

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:02.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. You'd have to take off so many layers.

0:40:02.719 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 1>First, the course for what to take, then the livery,

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 1>my collots, now the long John's, the chain mail, now

0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:29.279
<v Speaker 1>the shackles, my linten sheath, my tunic. I'm like, I'm

0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:32.759
<v Speaker 1>over it. My erection's gone. I've still got ten more,

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 1>ten more layers to go the midwinter. Oh dear, what

0:40:37.320 --> 0:40:39.080
<v Speaker 1>would be your lap dance music?

0:40:40.080 --> 0:40:42.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I've never thought about that, to be honest, I.

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:44.759
<v Speaker 1>Think I'd do something like this. I'd go it would

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:45.319
<v Speaker 1>be really fun.

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Man.

0:40:46.520 --> 0:40:49.239
<v Speaker 4>I'd like time you do like a daggy dad dance.

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I can just picture finger guns.

0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 4>I knew you were going to do the finger guns.

0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 4>I could just sense it. And this is how I

0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 4>do it really on the drop, Oh my god.

0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Slightly pulling my head out of my shirt.

0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 4>With that terrifying green on your face.

0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:07.479
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm just smiling, Okay, sorry like this, I'm having

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 1>fun time anyway. I've never given a lap dance. No

0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 1>one's ever.

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 4>No, no one's ever asked either.

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 1>No one's ever. I've received one, have you? It was

0:41:19.600 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 1>like essential dance from Do I want to know?

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:22.800
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not.

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you something wild. Here's a wild story. What

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 4>I had a dream recently. Oh not a great way

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:35.280
<v Speaker 4>to start a story. Everyone's already lost interest.

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm into it because I know you have wet dreams,

0:41:37.000 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 1>so this could go well.

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 4>I last spoke about it. Yeah, well with a dry dream,

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 4>if you recall correctly, it.

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Was actually yeah, just an internal combustion.

0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:49.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I had a dream that I had a wet dream,

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 4>and then I woke up and I actually didn't.

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Wow, God confusing, isn't it strange? Thing?

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:53.719
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, thank god, I didn't want to

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 4>clean it up. Yeah, sure, Anyway, separately, this is actually

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 4>speaking of fucking my mate FITZI panic attack. Yeah, so, actually,

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 4>before I tell you about the dream backstory, I went

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 4>to the beach with Sean recently, and the waves were

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:12.359
<v Speaker 4>a bit rough that day, like they were knocking me over.

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:15.239
<v Speaker 4>I could not stand up. It just kept knocking me

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 4>over and thrashing me around, and I ended up leaving

0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 4>the beach with a really really fast heartbeat, tight chests,

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:25.919
<v Speaker 4>and I was like feeling with panicky after that. That's

0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:28.480
<v Speaker 4>weird because normally that's kind of fun to me, and

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:29.960
<v Speaker 4>it was fun at the time, but then as I

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:33.360
<v Speaker 4>was leaving, I felt really panicky and it was really weird. Anyway,

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 4>fast forward to my dream. And in the dream that

0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:43.640
<v Speaker 4>night a couple of nights later, you should have said when. So,

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 4>a couple of nights later, I had a dream where

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 4>in the dream I got out of bed to just

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.480
<v Speaker 4>go to the bathroom, but I could not stand up

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 4>for the life of me. I just kept falling over,

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 4>going in circles dizzy. And then in the dream like

0:42:55.320 --> 0:42:59.320
<v Speaker 4>waves started crashing through the house. And then Sean's theory

0:42:59.440 --> 0:43:02.799
<v Speaker 4>was maybe the reason you were panicking at the beach

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 4>is because it reminded you of that same sensation when

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:08.759
<v Speaker 4>you had the drink spiked. Oh well, I was just like,

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:11.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying my absolute heartest to stay upright, but I've

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:15.319
<v Speaker 4>just lost all control my ability. So he was like,

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:17.319
<v Speaker 4>maybe the beach reminded you. And then the dream was

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 4>like because I woke up from the dream with a

0:43:18.960 --> 0:43:20.120
<v Speaker 4>fucking panic attack as well.

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:24.239
<v Speaker 1>Interesting, Wow, that's scary. I'm maybe now that the beach

0:43:24.280 --> 0:43:26.120
<v Speaker 1>has been real informed. I was gonna say, the fucking

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:27.240
<v Speaker 1>beach triggered you.

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 4>It must have.

0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:31.360
<v Speaker 4>I don't know that's true, but it's an interesting theory.

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I've had a panic attack in my sleep before, and

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:36.279
<v Speaker 1>I asked my doctor very like, I woke up and

0:43:36.320 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 1>my heart was racing and I felt so insanely stressed

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 1>and then couldn't get back to sleep. Yeah, very weird. Yeah.

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 4>No, I managed to get back to sleep eventually, but

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 4>I did wake up. As I was waking up, I

0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:47.400
<v Speaker 4>was kind of like moaning, be like.

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:50.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, You're like, you know, the only thing that

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:53.240
<v Speaker 1>will heal me in this situation is seeing my beautiful partner.

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 1>And then he's fucking a squish balls deep in a fucking.

0:43:56.880 --> 0:43:59.840
<v Speaker 4>Round about to say those exact words balls deep in

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 4>a Oh there you go, great minds.

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 7>He wasn't actually there that night when fuck the back

0:44:04.200 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 7>of the rattle though, donut that he's holding interesting thing?

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:12.399
<v Speaker 7>Interesting question have to be Yeah, no, should ask him?

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:14.800
<v Speaker 7>No more squish meallow chat please for the god.

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm actually I feel like you've been driving their sales.

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:23.799
<v Speaker 4>You've been influencing people to buy squish Mellow. I'm anti influencing.

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:26.919
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, nah, fuck those rats they ruin your life.

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:28.879
<v Speaker 1>They're not all rats. I've got a slug and Jenna

0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:30.399
<v Speaker 1>has a musical theater major.

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh, because the slug is so much cutter than a rat,

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 4>a slug.

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know mine was a slug.

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:38.360
<v Speaker 5>I've got a pride husky and a cat.

0:44:38.160 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a furry Jenna. I've got a pride

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:43.759
<v Speaker 1>husky that's like that flag about the Newtown Hotel, a

0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 1>fury flag which I didn't realize what I thought it

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:49.040
<v Speaker 1>was for Venezuela. I've got the World cups on congrats,

0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:49.920
<v Speaker 1>no fairy flag.

0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 4>You know what else made me just recently, Yeah, like

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:54.680
<v Speaker 4>a lot of things have been happening that have made

0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 4>me jealous of Sean on first a squish mellow situation.

0:44:57.440 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 4>And also my my niece Anna, she did a drawing

0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 4>and it was the drawing of a castle and a

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:06.799
<v Speaker 4>couple of stick figures and whatever. And my sister goes, oh,

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:09.799
<v Speaker 4>who were these people? And she's like, oh, the whole

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 4>family are inside. Mummy's the queen, daddy's the king, and

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:17.920
<v Speaker 4>out the front the night guarding the castle is sewn on.

0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 4>That's cute. I was like, where am I, bitch? Where

0:45:22.560 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 4>do I fit into this's equator?

0:45:23.600 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh? You weren't even written in No did you check

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 1>under the bridge?

0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:29.279
<v Speaker 4>I had no role whatsoever. And No, I wasn't a troll.

0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 4>Fuck you? How dare you?

0:45:32.200 --> 0:45:33.600
<v Speaker 1>You could have been Rapunza with the hair.

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:34.759
<v Speaker 4>I would have nailed that.

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Actually you were now that.

0:45:35.840 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 4>No, I wasn't even cast in the castle drawing. That's

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 4>a bit fucking rude, isn't it?

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Were sewn tough to be the.

0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:45.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh of course of course he would, That's of course.

0:45:45.600 --> 0:45:47.839
<v Speaker 4>And I said, by the way, you'd be a ship night.

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 4>Let's be real. You want to be protecting her? You'd

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:50.800
<v Speaker 4>run in heart.

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:53.440
<v Speaker 1>He would be a terrible That's so funny. Sean is

0:45:53.480 --> 0:45:55.359
<v Speaker 1>so polite. I message him the other day, complimented him

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:56.759
<v Speaker 1>because he was hot in his instra story. I went,

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:58.839
<v Speaker 1>you look great and all black. He went, thanks, Mitch,

0:45:58.880 --> 0:46:01.160
<v Speaker 1>but I should say it's actually a name shit and

0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 1>like he's so polite. He like corrected me, just so,

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:06.680
<v Speaker 1>just so, I don't want you in case navy you

0:46:06.760 --> 0:46:08.960
<v Speaker 1>don't enjoy I want to full transparency.

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to misleep.

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally. I'm no. It doesn't matter, Sean, you look

0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:15.320
<v Speaker 1>hot regardless. Thanks. Well, Mitch and I had the discussion

0:46:15.320 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe it's a duck green. I'm like, it's all good,

0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:17.359
<v Speaker 1>it's black.

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 4>I done it.

0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:19.160
<v Speaker 1>You look hot. You look hot.

0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:24.520
<v Speaker 4>He's so sweet, Yeah, getting me Neglectsma snuggles.

0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:28.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for a fucking ram. I know, all right. Shall

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:30.239
<v Speaker 1>we go sho about my date at Wicked next week

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:32.080
<v Speaker 1>when we when we do on Wednesday, when we do

0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:32.759
<v Speaker 1>the Wicked chat?

0:46:33.000 --> 0:46:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Actually, yeah, were your made as well? It's all incompany yeah.

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Wicked theme? Yeah yeah, yeah, then we can call the episode.

0:46:38.760 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 4>I can't wait for that. I wasn't joking when I said,

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 4>this is the most exciting idea you've ever pitched to me.

0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:44.960
<v Speaker 1>And I actually pitched it to you like the night off?

0:46:45.000 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you messaged me the next day or something

0:46:46.560 --> 0:46:48.279
<v Speaker 1>saying how was Wicked? And I think I said I

0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 1>loved it? Oh no, I had notes. I was like

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Elfie was shocking, etcetera, etcetera. I messaged Glender and said

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:58.839
<v Speaker 1>he was Glendy Glenda and I said, yes, I'm saying that.

0:46:59.080 --> 0:47:01.200
<v Speaker 1>I messaged her and said you were so phenomenal?

0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:02.719
<v Speaker 4>Did you did?

0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:03.200
<v Speaker 5>She reply?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank God, bless thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that her sister is her understudy. What wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>you be spewing?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, you'd be so thrilled.

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<v Speaker 4>Her sister had already played Glinda on like the Gold

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<v Speaker 4>Coast version of Wicked. Yeah, they were like, yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 4>good enough for Gold Coast, but your sister's getting Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fucking funny. Wait, I have an idea. Should we

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<v Speaker 1>audition next week for our understudy? What we should have

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<v Speaker 1>understudies for you and me and or Jenna?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, don't I already have one? Louis Hanson, you hid.

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<v Speaker 1>An audition, that's true, he was offer, only we need

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<v Speaker 1>people that can play us perfectly.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we've done this before, asked people to do with

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell Kuan's impression. No one even tried.

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<v Speaker 1>No one can. And people do Mitch during pressures, they

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<v Speaker 1>just laugh loudly and cut their hands. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should find our understudies.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, I think it'd be easier to cast

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<v Speaker 4>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so those are really unique sort of magic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's more like you're more impressionable though, and the

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<v Speaker 4>people can do impressions. Oh, I get you. No one's

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<v Speaker 4>ever been able to know yours is hard. No one

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<v Speaker 4>will ever be good enough to feel.

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<v Speaker 1>No one will ever be able to nail you like

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<v Speaker 1>a try has been for you. All right, Well, that

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<v Speaker 1>WEEKD episode is Wednesday. Let's go, Actually we should.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we better, we better get out of here. We

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<v Speaker 4>hope this podcast made you feel at least two percent

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<v Speaker 4>better today. That's all just two percent.

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<v Speaker 1>So we do, we do, so we do, So we do,

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<v Speaker 1>and don't worry. Jenna has a role for Wednesday. Roll ax.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been cast. She almost didn't and someone I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>pulled out, and so you've got the role, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so glad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, do we say who she's playing? They can probably

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<v Speaker 4>fucking figure it out, can't they roach Fiero for yay

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<v Speaker 4>she's the love interest in our Love Trying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well fighting over you ye A bit weird that

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<v Speaker 1>they're fighting and Glenda and which not even sisters.

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<v Speaker 5>Not Glenda, It's Cleander, Glinda Comanda.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well that's Wednesday. Thanks for listening, guys, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk to you then.

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