Speaker 1: Just posted by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 3: Wood.
Speaker 1: So I'll begun a wicked as a cowboy because it's
Speaker 1: the Halloween weekend. We're wearing costumes and I'm going as
Speaker 1: a cowboy.
Speaker 4: It's a wicked No, No, you can't do that. You
Speaker 4: can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition as
Speaker 4: a Mario brother. It doesn't make any better.
Speaker 1: It is, and miritual coups, Hello you, good to see you,
Speaker 1: welcome back.
Speaker 4: I literally haven't seen you the whole time we had
Speaker 4: that week off.
Speaker 1: I know the break and can I see that break
Speaker 1: went so quickly?
Speaker 4: It did, actually, but I wouldn't WoT have had any
Speaker 4: longer off. It was a good little refresh, Yeah it was.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you, by the way, during our one
Speaker 4: week off, Yeah, I couldn't wait to come back because
Speaker 4: I received some amazing, wonderful news.
Speaker 1: Oh what happened?
Speaker 4: I've found Franco who remember my hairdresser? You don't remember.
Speaker 1: Prose keeper Jenna's here? Hold on, hold on, I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking for some reason about your glasses. I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: did we name the glasses?
Speaker 4: No, no, my hairdresser. Remember I was heartbroken. Yes, he
Speaker 4: resigned and vanished.
Speaker 1: He was The Wiggles. He was Dorothy in the original
Speaker 1: cast production of The Wiggles.
Speaker 4: That's not correct, Captain feather Sword understudy.
Speaker 5: He was in Amanda's episode of The Wiggles.
Speaker 1: Really, Amanda, Kelly your boss?
Speaker 5: Yes, to find that out. We're doing appro check.
Speaker 1: They slept together. Yeah, okay, So where was he? Oh,
Speaker 1: don't tell me birthday and marriages. He's dead.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no no, because remember I had
Speaker 4: no way of contacting him, he had no social media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Mitch's hairdresser who, without any notice left.
Speaker 4: I've been loyal to him for like five years now
Speaker 4: ghosted you let you. I got a message on Instagram
Speaker 4: and it was kind of ominous. This woman just said
Speaker 4: to me, I know where Franco is, and I said,
Speaker 4: tell me everything you know, and then she sent a
Speaker 4: photo of him working in a salon and she goes,
Speaker 4: he's my colleague.
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god.
Speaker 4: And guess what what. He passed on his number so
Speaker 4: I'll never lose him again.
Speaker 1: But I don't understand why he didn't even tell you.
Speaker 4: Well he did, he just doesn't have social media, so
Speaker 4: we asked someone that does have social media to tell me.
Speaker 4: It was quite sweet. He was tracking me down at
Speaker 4: the same time.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh oh, I thought you meant a listener
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I found Fiero for you, but Fiera
Speaker 1: contacted you.
Speaker 4: No Franco, but Franka.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, who am I talking?
Speaker 4: You've got Wicked on the brain.
Speaker 1: I do have Wicked on the brain. I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw Wicked, so I'm thinking of you love it.
Speaker 1: I absolutely had the best time.
Speaker 4: And I seriously went dressed as a cowboy to see Wicked.
Speaker 4: The music that was horrific.
Speaker 1: I can admit now live on the record that I
Speaker 1: did not go as a cowboy.
Speaker 4: Oh so you did it?
Speaker 1: No, I did it. As if I do that, I
Speaker 1: just want to just stir the idiots.
Speaker 4: It's a photo on our Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I put that up. I went on a date
Speaker 1: the night before, to a Halloween date. Actually it was
Speaker 1: just a restaurant.
Speaker 4: We dressed up, so the cowboy outfit did happen, but
Speaker 4: you didn't wear it to the.
Speaker 1: Theater, correct. And then I then went to Wicked on
Speaker 1: another date and was dressed normally.
Speaker 4: Thank fun.
Speaker 1: I know that and can I say. As I was
Speaker 1: sitting in the audience, I thought, yeah, I could not
Speaker 1: have dressed as a cowboy.
Speaker 4: It would have been ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And in all those somber moments, like
Speaker 1: the chaps would have just squeaked on my inner thighs
Speaker 1: and they were askedless chaps, it would not have been good.
Speaker 4: Thank god, you listen to our advice.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the advice. I really did love Wicked
Speaker 1: because you guys love it, right, you guys are obsessed.
Speaker 1: You've got the snow globe and you've seen Jennifer Weeks backstage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is how much he loved it. Jenna. He
Speaker 4: said to me, can we reenact a scene from Wicked
Speaker 4: on the podcast?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I did never been more fucking excited. I had an
Speaker 4: idea of yours. I was like, absolutely, I know what
Speaker 4: scene we're doing. It's happening. Yeah, that's gonna happen in
Speaker 4: our Wednesday episode, episode one seventy.
Speaker 1: We're doing an acting class. That's amazing. And need I
Speaker 1: remind you that I have studied theater, so I am
Speaker 1: very ready for this. When fifteen, I said in New York, oh,
Speaker 1: she didn't didn't have the guts.
Speaker 4: She didn't have the guts.
Speaker 1: Jenna, if you're gonna be a bitch, you have to
Speaker 1: have the guts.
Speaker 4: I was so proud of you being there.
Speaker 5: I'm halfway there.
Speaker 4: She's somewhat at the last hurdle. When to say, when, God,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start doing it to you too, go on
Speaker 4: to do you well? Just you wait, Well, we don't
Speaker 4: waste our words like you, So that would be an opportunity. No,
Speaker 4: that's very hard to do.
Speaker 1: I'll be the nice one of the show that doesn't
Speaker 1: bother me, do I who's going to be Alphabet?
Speaker 4: I think you said you wanted to be Glinda. I
Speaker 4: do want she was your favorite character, the good Witch.
Speaker 4: I'll be Alphaba, the Wicked Witch. This is happening on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: But let's be real. I mean that is the perfect
Speaker 1: casting for the show, I think so. I mean you
Speaker 1: were definitely Alfie.
Speaker 4: I would say Elfie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The lore of it's really confusing, like the green
Speaker 1: the gatorade that she drinks. It's all a bit confused.
Speaker 4: And Todd McKinney.
Speaker 1: Came out, I'm like, what God with the stars anyway?
Speaker 1: All right that it's Wednesday show, I'm very excited.
Speaker 4: I mean, I may as well mention while we're at
Speaker 4: at that on Wednesday's episode, we're also doing other talkback things.
Speaker 4: I said in our last episode when we did talkback things,
Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to do a welfare check on
Speaker 4: John Laws because we haven't checked on him in a while.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's in finer form than ever. Great,
Speaker 4: just say okay, oh my god, I can't wait to
Speaker 4: play that things.
Speaker 1: That's Wednesday today. Yeah, we're here and we're on and
Speaker 1: we're live.
Speaker 4: That was me letting you do your usual spiel. Oh
Speaker 4: have we had enough catch up up to you?
Speaker 1: Don't have any questions for you, Jenn, I don't any
Speaker 1: I've got no questions about Now you're pilates? Yeah, still going? Yeah?
Speaker 5: How was there just an hour ago?
Speaker 1: If it's your first time listening, we start every show
Speaker 1: the same with it. Is it just me something we've noticed?
Speaker 1: Hey to appreciate. Now today we both have one each.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitches. That's how
Speaker 1: it works, correct.
Speaker 4: Mine is actually about squish mellows.
Speaker 5: Oh I love them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gifted me my first of a squish mellow
Speaker 4: and I have feedback.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't invent the things.
Speaker 4: I know you didn't invent the thing.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to pass on the feedback?
Speaker 4: Well, maybe I just won't do it then.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not gonna be a dick. Wait, I
Speaker 1: feel like this is negative. All I've done is talk
Speaker 1: up squish mellows.
Speaker 5: Love my heath and Selenia.
Speaker 1: You've got a heath, do you? What do you have?
Speaker 1: You've got a collect camello? Yeah, camelo, and I've got
Speaker 1: some sort of dumb dinosaur. I hate my squish mellow?
Speaker 5: What's its real name?
Speaker 4: I don't know why do you hate your squish mellow?
Speaker 4: You're the one that swears by them.
Speaker 1: No, no, I told you, but I missed my original two.
Speaker 1: It's still still tender for me. Our idiots also love
Speaker 1: squish mellows. They're sending us in this squishmallows that they
Speaker 1: have all right, interesting, Mitch, will get your take on them.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you still miss your old squish
Speaker 4: mellows when you literally told me you used it to
Speaker 4: prop someone's ass.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough.
Speaker 4: Imagine the remnants lingering on those God, I'm glad you
Speaker 4: didn't keep them.
Speaker 1: How revolts call actually, yeah, they do work very well
Speaker 1: for that purpose. All right, my agent will just jump
Speaker 1: in for all. Right, here we go.
Speaker 3: Is it just.
Speaker 1: Did that cough get picked up? Sorry?
Speaker 4: I accident here.
Speaker 1: Looked at me. I tried to turn my microphone off,
Speaker 1: but I think it got picked up in your mic
Speaker 1: because I was like, what, sorry did I.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing different headphones today. I actually just got swept
Speaker 4: up in that moment. I was appreciating the fucking brilliance
Speaker 4: of that sound effect, like, oh, is it always hurt
Speaker 4: that much? Depth?
Speaker 1: Oh? Really? And then I just coughed a lurgi up
Speaker 1: into the air. Well if you heard that cough, that
Speaker 1: was for you. Oh, now I have to do it again.
Speaker 1: I've ruined the flow of the show. Sorry, right, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want to do it again. I'll do it again.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you also struggling to get into our therapist?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you too?
Speaker 4: Yes? What is wrong?
Speaker 1: Is it because we've mentioned her on the show that
Speaker 1: she's now the most popular therapist in the country.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happened, But normally after an appointment,
Speaker 4: her receptionist still send a list of like next available appointments.
Speaker 4: Take you pick here's three or four. I didn't even
Speaker 4: get that email this time. Yeah, so I emailed and said, Yo,
Speaker 4: how do I get back in to see the shrink lady?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I heard nothing.
Speaker 1: Same.
Speaker 5: Is it because it's the end of the year and
Speaker 5: they go on breaks and stuff?
Speaker 1: Well, are people famously excited at the end of the
Speaker 1: year because it's Christmas? Everyone's happy. You don't need to
Speaker 1: shrink in December.
Speaker 5: Everyone's happy in December. Some people get depressed at Christmas
Speaker 5: and stuff.
Speaker 1: That true, but the summer most people are depressed. Him
Speaker 1: winter in the cold months, shoe, I've got headspace. I
Speaker 1: listened to that British man. That's what he's told me.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 1: The only reason I ask is going to have to
Speaker 1: do my therapy on this show. Now, Sorry, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Well, I can't talk to my therapist, so
Speaker 1: next best as you two?
Speaker 4: Oka? Fuck? What about laughline? For God's sake? Eleven fourteen.
Speaker 1: I've never called lifeline, but I feel like, is lifeline
Speaker 1: four Like? Is it dire or lifelines for just to
Speaker 1: have a chat?
Speaker 4: Anything? Really?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: I mean maybe it's like crisis management. Yeah, typically, but
Speaker 4: you know they're never going to say don't fucking call
Speaker 4: us with this nonsense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I wonder if you could call them with
Speaker 1: immediate like, oh guys, i've lost my Apple Watch. Have
Speaker 1: you checked under the couch darling? No, you couldn't call
Speaker 1: them with that, that is you okay, good, and I
Speaker 1: don't suggest that. Don't waste the resource now it's publicly funded. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just at these weird crossroads. So you know, being
Speaker 1: single is like, oh, I feel and Jenny, you can
Speaker 1: relate to this. You've been single a while and how
Speaker 1: long will you single for Midge?
Speaker 4: Ever? Forever?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Now you've got Sean. But I'm kind of at
Speaker 1: this weird point where I'm dating. I'm happy and I
Speaker 1: love dating. But then it's also like, you know how
Speaker 1: everyone says being single is the best point in your
Speaker 1: life because you learn so much about yourself and while
Speaker 1: you're single, you should really learn to be happy being
Speaker 1: alone and being content that way, when you find a partner,
Speaker 1: you don't really need them, it's just because you want one, right, Like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of the mantra that everyone says, like be
Speaker 1: happy within yourself. So at this point where I'm like
Speaker 1: thinking that, I'm like, that's what I want to get
Speaker 1: to a point where I'm so comfortable where I don't
Speaker 1: need anyone. I'm like self serving. I'm like, you know
Speaker 1: a cat that can just lock themselves and clean themselves.
Speaker 1: You know what i mean, Like a self cleaning dishwash?
Speaker 1: You know they exist?
Speaker 4: Do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the self cleaning ovens. There's a button, you
Speaker 1: press it and it cleans everything.
Speaker 4: Get fucked. Sorry, we're supposed to be talking about your spirit.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, it's a good analogy. The whirlpool ovens are great.
Speaker 1: You press clean and it internally cleans them.
Speaker 5: Where do you get them?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure a good guys any White good store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, bing Leader, I'll check it out. Just ask
Speaker 1: Nancy Lee. Anyway you press about it self clean. That's
Speaker 1: kind of where my heads at. I'm like, that's where
Speaker 1: I want to get to. But now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really think I want someone like I want a partner.
Speaker 1: And I'm conflicted because I'm thinking, is that a bad
Speaker 1: thing to want to have someone? Because I think what
Speaker 1: I'm learning from this whole singletom is that I'm better
Speaker 1: with someone like I'm better with a partner. I think
Speaker 1: I get more of myself. Has brought out when I'm
Speaker 1: around someone like that. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: I think so. But also I don't know. I don't
Speaker 4: know because I'm not a therapist. But I don't know
Speaker 4: if that logic is correct that you're better with someone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wells not better, But I think I enjoy, like
Speaker 1: I get more fun out of life. Like if I
Speaker 1: go through Maca's drive through on my own, very sad
Speaker 1: and depressing. But if I go through with that No,
Speaker 1: but in my mind, I'm like, I wish someone was
Speaker 1: here with me. Could we listen to music and we
Speaker 1: could play improv games with the teller and do accents.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a great time. You never invited me.
Speaker 4: You've got friends, that's true.
Speaker 1: Actually, maybe I just need to spend more time with
Speaker 1: my friends. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it has been a while because when you first
Speaker 4: became single, you were much more available and active with
Speaker 4: your social life.
Speaker 1: I'm seen you, I've seen anyone in the last month
Speaker 1: with this tour the tourist now done, mo fucked.
Speaker 4: Tber is over. Oh god, I was done.
Speaker 1: But do you ever get sad? Jena being like, do
Speaker 1: you get sad? Like alone? I wish I had someone.
Speaker 3: I do I do get sad, but I don't think,
Speaker 3: oh I wish I had someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: I think, like, oh, it would be.
Speaker 3: Nice to have someone, But I don't think all the time,
Speaker 3: Oh I wish having someone would change how I feel
Speaker 3: and all that interesting.
Speaker 1: So maybe I need to not rely think about relying
Speaker 1: on someone.
Speaker 4: I think that's a good conclusion to come to because
Speaker 4: it was similar for me. It's like, yeah, I imagine
Speaker 4: myself having a partner down the track, but it's not
Speaker 4: like I was sitting around going, ah, i'm single. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what's the point of live?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm definitely not at that point. I'm
Speaker 1: not at that point. But it's like, God, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm just built to have someone. You know.
Speaker 4: I will say it's important to date if you fuckheads?
Speaker 4: Oh really Yeah, Like I said that, I was single forever,
Speaker 4: but that's excluding all the myriad of Situationships and every
Speaker 4: dickhead along the way taught me what I will and
Speaker 4: will not tolerate in a man. So it's good to
Speaker 4: date cockheads from time to time.
Speaker 1: That's true. I haven't had a cockhead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, anyway, well that can be arranged if you're
Speaker 4: a cockhead playscar jingle, that's the number to call.
Speaker 1: Should we even played it yet? Officially?
Speaker 4: Is it too soon?
Speaker 7: If you want to ruin my fucking gym, I'm about
Speaker 7: to cry?
Speaker 4: All right, Well, if you're what you need when you're
Speaker 4: about to cry, it's killing Clarkson, very true.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if you're a fughead, hit us up.
Speaker 5: I f till nob.
Speaker 1: Zero two.
Speaker 4: Tone. Yeah, there you go. That's the number to text.
Speaker 4: We need someone to just toy with Mitchet's emotions.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is actually a really good experiment.
Speaker 1: I want a date a fuckhead. Oh I love this.
Speaker 4: I've got the number of quite a few too. You'll
Speaker 4: saved in my phone if you.
Speaker 1: Need connect me with them.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: I've only had good I've only had really good dates.
Speaker 1: And it gets to the point where I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to like stop talking to this person
Speaker 1: because I don't want to commit. Like it always ends
Speaker 1: in commit you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: When you say always it's happened once.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. I've been talking to people
Speaker 1: and it gets to like the point where it's either
Speaker 1: we go to commitment or it's like we kind of
Speaker 1: just phase out or I say no, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've bitched about it before it or I
Speaker 4: always seem to get to that point and it always
Speaker 4: fades out.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 4: Three month curse is what I used to refer to it,
Speaker 4: to the point where I literally warned Sewan about it
Speaker 4: when we were just seeing each other we weren't official,
Speaker 4: and say, just so you know, I might go a
Speaker 4: bit crazy around three months because it'll be antsy as
Speaker 4: to where we're going. And he's like, okay, and son
Speaker 4: of habituated. Four months, Shit, make it official.
Speaker 1: Three months. I'm at three months with someone. I've been
Speaker 1: dating someone for three months.
Speaker 4: And now you're at a cross roads. I'm telling you
Speaker 4: the three month game interesting. All of a sudden, every
Speaker 4: time I'm dating someone, it gets the three month mark
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden heightened anxiety. I'm like, what
Speaker 4: is this?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 1: Guys. Don't don't sell yourself short. This is good therapy.
Speaker 1: That's what I needed, just to chat it out with
Speaker 1: exactly your friends, right you two friends?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll swipe your Medicare card on the way out.
Speaker 4: Please is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 3: of miches.
Speaker 4: If you don't you're a dickhead. Hey, speaking of fucked
Speaker 4: toe by being done and dusted. Yes, I'd like to
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yep, we've got mugs.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to get in the poor sound effect, but
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Speaker 4: I think we look quite iconic. Actually, you and I
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Speaker 1: Like, Hi, Yeah, you look like Marushka Haggerty if she
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Speaker 5: Yeah, smile.
Speaker 1: It looks like there's yeah, we photoshopped in, but you're
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Speaker 5: No, I was there at the moment. We're all smiling.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, especially because you can buy ones that you and
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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, and I will say we just step our
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Remember our emoji era.
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Speaker 4: Also, while I'm doing a bit of self promo, can
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Speaker 1: We got mugs of your own?
Speaker 4: No, I don't have mugs of my own. By the way,
Speaker 4: speaking of that, where the fuck is my Hot Girl
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Speaker 1: Well, the Hot Girl Walk shirts, so they're coming. It's
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Speaker 4: Those shirts threugh no fucking.
Speaker 1: Shirts really took their time. Apologies, every but the shirts
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Speaker 4: But know what I wanted to plug with my Perth gig.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, I saw the cover to Perth for
Speaker 4: the first time. Yes, November. Oh I should know this,
Speaker 4: shouldn't I eighteenth nineteen Oh we close. I being an
Speaker 4: Adelaide on that day.
Speaker 1: I watched you live last night. That's why I know.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I was driving home watching it.
Speaker 4: It's like, I'm not sure if that's the sort of
Speaker 4: thing you sh'd admit, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 1: I was a passenger. I have a driver, now do that.
Speaker 1: That's what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's what I say when I'm on a
Speaker 4: bus just driving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I drove the bus in yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because God, I saw you making clips. So eighteenth in Adelaide,
Speaker 1: So you've never been to Perth.
Speaker 4: Seventeenth and eighteenth an Adelaide and then nineteenth in Perth.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a yeah, squeezing all into one week.
Speaker 1: So I went to Perth for the first time two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I know it's actually gorgeous.
Speaker 4: I'm kind of worried that I'm going to fall in
Speaker 4: love with it and never want to leave. If everything
Speaker 4: I've heard about Perth, I'm like, sounds right up my
Speaker 4: fucking alley.
Speaker 1: Small country town, no traffic. It's a beautiful dry heat
Speaker 1: right by the coast, the sunsets in the sea.
Speaker 4: Gord jous. That's amazing about Darwin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so cool. It's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Although I think I might be a fuck with because
Speaker 4: I couldn't figure out why the sun was setting on
Speaker 4: the beach in Darwin, because it's north. The sunsets in
Speaker 4: the Weds. Why the fuck did I get a sunset
Speaker 4: over the.
Speaker 1: Beach in Dartwouth. Where's Darwin? Darwin's north at the top
Speaker 1: we would have been setting like kind of like in
Speaker 1: the middle right beach in the land.
Speaker 4: Who it was like right over the beach. It was
Speaker 4: really weird. Maybe we're on a peninsula facing west.
Speaker 1: Where's the moon? Man? That is so confusing?
Speaker 4: It is confusing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a Leo right, yes, yeah that's why. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations on the Perth shows. True, that's very exciting and
Speaker 1: it's the same show water off a Duck's clip.
Speaker 4: Yes, But because I didn't take my show to Perth
Speaker 4: last year, I might throw in some of the best bits.
Speaker 4: The first two.
Speaker 1: Amazing, my greatest hits to it. If you're like, well,
Speaker 1: can I admit something? I don't know if you do this, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: but I had I did it in October. I was
Speaker 1: opening for the Life on Cut podcast to it, and
Speaker 1: I had ten minutes of gear of stand upset and
Speaker 1: by the end it was the same set and I
Speaker 1: was doing it all the time. So do you ever
Speaker 1: add a joking like if you feel an improv one
Speaker 1: in the moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I did.
Speaker 1: But it really it was really bad. What do you
Speaker 1: mean it's not far as tanked? What? Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: you try. My set was good and I refined it
Speaker 1: to make it like I cut all the fat. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I made a joke about I tell this story about
Speaker 1: getting a blowjob while I'm wearing skims and like trying
Speaker 1: to get into the little flap in the middle of
Speaker 1: the skims is like trying to rescue those twelve tie
Speaker 1: boys from that cave.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then everyone went oh, like one of those laughs,
Speaker 1: like they're like they're laughing, but like, oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like we shouldn't laugh, but we are. And then I
Speaker 1: went relaxed. Nobody died, Oh someone did, So you're a bit.
Speaker 4: Like the Malaysian airlines of comedy. The jokes always land.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's exactly right. And now I've done my
Speaker 1: stand up for a month, I'll never be seen again.
Speaker 4: You know what to open for me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: And never mind?
Speaker 1: Oh my, that would be iconic. Who's opening for you?
Speaker 4: No one?
Speaker 1: Actually do you need an opener?
Speaker 4: Well, last time I had opening access because I was
Speaker 4: nervous that I wouldn't feel an hour, and then I
Speaker 4: kept getting in trouble for running over. So now I
Speaker 4: just feel like.
Speaker 1: You don't need anyone? What that would be such an
Speaker 1: iconic And now you've said it maybe a surprise.
Speaker 4: Well, we're planning to do our podcast live shows eventually,
Speaker 4: so you need We don't need to open for each other.
Speaker 4: We'll just both be on stage.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine that. What if we did like
Speaker 1: ten minutes each and then you're in the audience. Of course, jenmen,
Speaker 1: you'll get family and friends, right, it's really acts.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, Well I don't get tickets.
Speaker 1: You'll get them after you pay it to the website.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a QR code. You'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Discount take into the board. Of course.
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you well? We're the board?
Speaker 4: All right? Absolutely, she doesn't pay for fuel. She's fine, she's.
Speaker 5: Just well, I drove the bas Come on.
Speaker 1: That's very true. I have to shout out a bunch
Speaker 1: of idiots that came to the Canberra show, The Life
Speaker 1: un Cut Show. Someone flew from Tasmania to see me
Speaker 1: open an idiot.
Speaker 4: How yeah, I didn't tell me that.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we had I had about six. Actually, can
Speaker 1: you post the photo if you're listening. I had the
Speaker 1: about it Jennifer edited in No, No, there was so
Speaker 1: many of them. Six there were six idiots all up
Speaker 1: and they all kind of like were waiting backstage and
Speaker 1: I saw one and then they kind of everyone's always
Speaker 1: waiting for Brittany and Laura and there's never a line
Speaker 1: for me. There's like one person and they think I'm
Speaker 1: Brittany but a bit swollen. I'm like, no, I'm missed anyway.
Speaker 1: So they're all kind of hugging. And then there was
Speaker 1: like six idiots and they all got a group photo together.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so funny, really sweet because I always see
Speaker 1: Mitch at the end of your shows. You get all
Speaker 1: the idiots get the photos with you. It's so sweet.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite part.
Speaker 1: It looks like the best part. It's so sweet. So
Speaker 1: then I had that and she flew up from Tasmania.
Speaker 1: So thank you, and you're listening anyway, tickets. Where are
Speaker 1: your tickets? Mitch?
Speaker 4: Just on my Instagram?
Speaker 1: The Lincoln by love It mug October is on everyone
Speaker 1: member a close but yeah, well lucky to do it
Speaker 1: in December. What would that be mug Sember. It's terrible.
Speaker 4: That sounds awful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great, deck ugba.
Speaker 1: Well I'm trying to put a mug after.
Speaker 4: December decemb mug? Should I do my what do we a?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Just squish Mellows ruined Romance?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I knew I had a feeling this is going to
Speaker 1: be negative. I have already said on the record that
Speaker 1: I used to use my squish mellow to prop the
Speaker 1: hips up, so I have not I think that.
Speaker 4: The up were your exact words.
Speaker 1: I feel well, I'm not that vulgar, was I? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was from Home episode Jenna. Sorry, I wasn't in
Speaker 1: the right mind. What do you mean? How tell me?
Speaker 4: I feel like a third wheel in my own relationship now? Ever,
Speaker 4: since you gave me that stupid stuffed rat.
Speaker 1: It's not stupid, he's holding a donut. Gen know, it's dumb.
Speaker 1: His fucking rat is holding a donut. I love stupid.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What's happened?
Speaker 4: You know how you might have those mornings. This is
Speaker 4: sorry to trigger your fucking sensitive single time, but cast
Speaker 4: your mind back to when you shared a bed, you
Speaker 4: know what, those cute mornings where you might have a
Speaker 4: little snuggling bed like you're spooning. Of course, if for
Speaker 4: instance sake, I'm the big spooneh which, by the way, rare.
Speaker 4: It's not even that rare. It should be more rare.
Speaker 4: Sean is so tall, like the proportions are all wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he always seems to sleep quite high up
Speaker 4: in the bed. You know, when you're spooning someone from behind,
Speaker 4: you're the big spoon. Yeah, you kind of your chin
Speaker 4: like nettles into their shoulder. Yeah, my nose is buried
Speaker 4: in his back. I'm like, can you slide down anyway?
Speaker 1: That's a site that another issue is too long for you.
Speaker 4: Anyway, on a normal occasion, if I'm the big spoon, yeah,
Speaker 4: all I have to do is just like let go
Speaker 4: and all over face the other way. And he takes
Speaker 4: the hint. Even if he's deep in sleep, he fucking
Speaker 4: picks up on the queue. He'll become the big spoon
Speaker 4: right ever since that bullshit squish mellow came along. I'll
Speaker 4: drop the hint. I'll roll over and be like my
Speaker 4: dad had to be a little spoon. But no, he's content.
Speaker 4: He's clutching onto that fucking squish mellow. For dear life,
Speaker 4: I'm already hugging someone. I don't need to hug you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you've been replaced.
Speaker 4: I have a fuck. And I didn't even notice that
Speaker 4: when I was the big spoon, he had a fucking
Speaker 4: third spoon the whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh so there were actually two big spoons and a
Speaker 1: little spoon.
Speaker 4: He loves it. I was a ladle, he was the big.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, more of a spatchelor in the middle.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah no, he's obsessed with that thing. They're
Speaker 1: so comfortable.
Speaker 4: I can't get a look in.
Speaker 1: So see, I thought the problem was going to arise
Speaker 1: because I've had someone over at my house with my
Speaker 1: squishmallow on the bed and I actually hid it in
Speaker 1: my wardrobe because I didn't want them to see, because
Speaker 1: I thought it was very embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Oh why he.
Speaker 1: Talk openly about it, not for like a first time
Speaker 1: in my bed. I suppose so you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like later on, you know, like I don't I want
Speaker 1: to reveal that towards the end or if it's going
Speaker 1: to become something. If you know it's going to be
Speaker 1: one time, you don't need to know that. I cut
Speaker 1: all the fu squishmel overy night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean maybe I should start harden it from
Speaker 4: Sean because I'm not saying it ruins romance because I'm
Speaker 4: embarrassed by because he prefers it.
Speaker 1: Well, have you have you tried the propping up of
Speaker 1: the hips?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, No, that fucking animal in my bed, it's already
Speaker 4: stolen must snuggles. It's not fucking getting involved. It's not
Speaker 4: going to be a third wheel during that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's got beauty lies. Imagine not looking back
Speaker 1: up at Sean.
Speaker 4: It looks so smug.
Speaker 1: It does yours.
Speaker 4: When I looked and went, oh my god, he's spooning
Speaker 4: the squish melw that fucking thing looked at me like
Speaker 4: it sucks.
Speaker 1: Shit. I don't think. I think it's in your head
Speaker 1: and I think you need to call a therapist. We're
Speaker 1: both clearly very overdue.
Speaker 4: All I know is that he wouldn't bloody roll over
Speaker 4: and it wasn't just a subtle hint. When I realized, oh,
Speaker 4: he's not taking the hint, I started literally like putting
Speaker 4: pressure on the shoulder, been like, roll this way right,
Speaker 4: and it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: But it was your nose that was pushing the pressure
Speaker 1: into his back. Was it?
Speaker 4: No? No, this is when he rolled over?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4: And then I rolled over and I was like, where
Speaker 4: to go? Hello?
Speaker 1: Is he holding it with both of his arms? Is
Speaker 1: he like, is cuddling the thing?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So you looks normal when you when you're
Speaker 1: on your arm, because I do the same. Oh, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I feel for you. Yeah, thanks for that, And inadvertently
Speaker 1: that's me. I'll put a wedge in your relationship. You
Speaker 1: secretly trying to get your singles so you can be
Speaker 1: depressed with me.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 1: Come to a dark sart. It's very sad.
Speaker 4: And then when he actually sort of woke up, he
Speaker 4: was like, oh morning, how did you sleep? And I
Speaker 4: was like, not as good as you? Evidently, yes, right
Speaker 4: in front of me. You're in front of my fa.
Speaker 4: I was rejected.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even have the guts to put a cloth
Speaker 1: over it. Now he's doing it in broad daylight, jeetters Hash.
Speaker 4: And I just kept facing that way in the bed,
Speaker 4: like away from him after I'd rolled over, and like,
Speaker 4: you know what you did?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What if you like?
Speaker 1: It? Just squished mellow starts appearing like you're cooking dinner
Speaker 1: and it's just sitting at the darking table.
Speaker 4: I mean it is still cute. Yeah, just my bedspread beautifully.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does that.
Speaker 4: That little motherfucker. It's coming from my.
Speaker 1: Man, ruining your relationship, home wrecking fucking rat.
Speaker 4: Couldn't have said it better myself. Actually get stuffed. Oh wait,
Speaker 4: you already are It's not possible.
Speaker 1: All right, we should get out of here. What is
Speaker 1: yours again?
Speaker 5: Jenna Selenia?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a dragon?
Speaker 5: No, Selenia is a cat.
Speaker 3: Heath is a rainbow dog. But I thought it was
Speaker 3: a rainbow cat.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to get on the show, Mitch,
Speaker 1: and I will make it my personal mission. Sure the
Speaker 1: dumb that comes up with these stupid, fucking squish mellows,
Speaker 1: imagine the board meeting. Oh my god it have you
Speaker 1: read dragon a dog with donut?
Speaker 5: Have you read the descriptions of them?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Oh, Heat's description?
Speaker 7: He where does Heath come from and Selenia like, what
Speaker 7: business does the rat have with a donut?
Speaker 4: And the proportions are way off, just like when spooning Sean.
Speaker 4: That rat is like the size of a basketball holding
Speaker 4: a normal sized donut. It's just not possible.
Speaker 1: What business does a rat have with a donut? Great question?
Speaker 5: This is Selena.
Speaker 3: Selena wishes she could hug everyone, but her immune system
Speaker 3: has to work a little bit harder in order to
Speaker 3: fight off germs.
Speaker 4: She said it fucking sick, squish mellow.
Speaker 3: She sticks to fist pumps and air high fives to
Speaker 3: say hello. She's a huge fan of French baking and
Speaker 3: is striving to perfect her flaky croissantto do you want
Speaker 3: to help her taste test?
Speaker 1: What that's ridiculous?
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous, Selenia.
Speaker 4: So you have an immuna That one is cute.
Speaker 1: You have an immuno suppressed, squish mellow. Can you find
Speaker 1: Mitch's donut?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 1: See what's going on there?
Speaker 4: It's called camilla with donut. I didn't bother to get
Speaker 4: to know it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to google mine. Here's mine mine.
Speaker 4: We can't keep going down the same fucking rabbit o
Speaker 4: squish mellows.
Speaker 3: Okay, Camillo, Yeah, meet Camillo. Camillo is a musical theater major,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 5: And their dream is to be on stage there.
Speaker 1: On. Camillo is non binary.
Speaker 4: Yes, wow.
Speaker 3: Camilla has been taking voice, dance and acting lessons for
Speaker 3: years and knows all the words to the big musicals.
Speaker 3: Do you want to sing and dance with Camillo?
Speaker 4: Mitchell's actually perfect for you, not particularly, I don't want
Speaker 4: to sing or dance with Camilla.
Speaker 1: So that little slut is going to UNI by day
Speaker 1: and then sleeping with your man.
Speaker 4: I already graduated apparently or is it still at unis?
Speaker 5: It must be still because it's a musical theater major.
Speaker 4: When he's not sleeping with my man, she's going into
Speaker 4: a lecture?
Speaker 1: Is it nier?
Speaker 4: Good? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Zorena is the banana slug squish mellow. Zorena has memberships
Speaker 1: to all the museums in her city, So I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: with a woman. Whenever she has a free day to herself,
Speaker 1: she swings by to check out the new exhibits. The
Speaker 1: Natural History Museum is her favorite, and she almost has
Speaker 1: all the collectives. Would you like to join Serena on
Speaker 1: an next museum visit?
Speaker 4: When is Arena exactly.
Speaker 3: What about my other one? Heath is a pride husky.
Speaker 3: He is a member of a talented acting troop, the
Speaker 3: wolf Pack. Though Heath was born husky, he moves, sounds,
Speaker 3: and acts like a wolf. His fellow actors agree and
Speaker 3: are happy to include him where he.
Speaker 5: Belongs on stage, front and center.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm sorry, but that's so interesting.
Speaker 4: Are we done with Squish Mellow chat?
Speaker 1: I think we're done with the show. Everyone, don't forget
Speaker 1: mugs available now. It's mug Vember. Go get tickets to
Speaker 1: Kombsa's gigs. Yes, and we will have a new episode
Speaker 1: out Wednesday. Speaking of Yeah, you're Squish Mellow doing a
Speaker 1: musical theater degree. Oh yes, yeah, we're gonna You're obviously
Speaker 1: trying to improve, so Sean will cuddle you.
Speaker 4: As I'm about to display on Wednesday. I don't need
Speaker 4: a degree. When we do our scene from Wicked, I
Speaker 4: don't need any training. I mail it.
Speaker 1: That'll be when, in fact, I might even go off book.
Speaker 4: I don't even think i'll need the scripts.
Speaker 1: Real off book means that you've learned your lines. That's
Speaker 1: an Actually I knew that, not my first time off book.
Speaker 4: Bruh.
Speaker 1: Sorry, just saying I'm on book. I don't know them.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be further. This book is in me. All right,
Speaker 1: that's Wednesday. Everyone will see you soon. Have to listen, idiot, fae,
Speaker 1: is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 1: On the end.
Speaker 4: We pretend the show's done, but it's not. We just
Speaker 4: keep talking ship a couple of people with a D
Speaker 4: haven't a de brief. That's all it is.
Speaker 1: That squishmallow chat felt very add brief.
Speaker 4: Yes it did, didn't. The lines are getting a bit blurry.
Speaker 1: Took a sip of water. Sorry, expect to Jennet to
Speaker 1: fill that void, but she stood stared at me.
Speaker 3: Time.
Speaker 1: We have to say, Mitch. By the way, the news
Speaker 1: this week that bogan Gate Pub won. What did they win?
Speaker 1: It was best The best.
Speaker 4: Pub is the AHA New South Wales Awards. So the
Speaker 4: pub lokis yeah, New South Wales and they got people's
Speaker 4: choice as in my people's choice.
Speaker 1: That's you know, let's really the.
Speaker 4: One leading the fucking charge. Let's be encouraging everyone to vote,
Speaker 4: and everyone got behind it.
Speaker 1: What was you versus the homophobic pub in Melbourne in many.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to see how many votes each got.
Speaker 1: It was a clearly landslide winner.
Speaker 3: Bogan Gate Pub would have gotten I voted, Manley would
Speaker 3: have got like twenty.
Speaker 4: Did I tell you that that place in Manley eventually
Speaker 4: got back to me. They're applied to the email.
Speaker 1: Well, it made press, it was in the headlines.
Speaker 4: Well, I found out that it's one of our listeners'
Speaker 4: rights for a publication in Perth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love them.
Speaker 4: And they DMed me asking for a comment and then
Speaker 4: they said, oh, we've also reached out to the venue
Speaker 4: for comment and I got an email reply about half
Speaker 4: an hour after that, but they left it a week
Speaker 4: so they only replied me because they were spooked by
Speaker 4: a journalist reaching out. Of course, they eventually got back
Speaker 4: to me. They offered me a free brunch. I said,
Speaker 4: I'm not coming back, babe, never, And they were kind
Speaker 4: of defending themselves up, being like, no, we're not homophobic.
Speaker 4: We had drag queens here once.
Speaker 5: Oh, come on.
Speaker 1: They walked by and said looks nice.
Speaker 4: They said, get me the fuck out of this.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. We're not homophobic. Here's a free brunch.
Speaker 1: Sligh Queen books the house down. Sorry you were hate
Speaker 1: crime in our bathroom. Sis sashet to the hospital.
Speaker 4: But it wasn't a problem, as it turns out, because
Speaker 4: we flogged them. I knew we would.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course true.
Speaker 1: And you know, I will say a congratulations on winning
Speaker 1: the AH Award. B Congratulations Mitch on giving Fitzi from
Speaker 1: Fitzy and Whipper his first panic attack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Well Fitzi and Whipper. They're a radio duo in
Speaker 1: Australia for the international listeners on Nova, which is my competitor,
Speaker 1: and they're lovely guys. I know them. They're very sweet. However,
Speaker 1: Fitzy was hosting and that event gave him a full
Speaker 1: blown panic attack, the first he's ever had.
Speaker 4: How do you know?
Speaker 1: He said, and I quote there were people in the
Speaker 1: audience that made him feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: I had a panic attack. Yesterday. It was the Australian
Speaker 6: Hotels Association New South Wales Awards and it's a great
Speaker 6: day We hosted it last year with It's a brilliant
Speaker 6: day out. It was at Ranwick Race Course. Would have
Speaker 6: been about twelve hundred people there caked. So we're getting
Speaker 6: ready for it, and we've got the rundown and there's
Speaker 6: forty eight awards that you've got to get through. It's
Speaker 6: a big day.
Speaker 4: What kind of awards are they handling in Steake Sandwich?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a Betellia of the Year.
Speaker 6: Best Metropolitan Hotel, Best regional Hotel, hotly. I've always got
Speaker 6: a little bit nervous talking in front of crowds, right,
Speaker 6: and I in my heart rate will elevate and I'll
Speaker 6: go okay, just if I'm prepared. I'm okay. But yesterday
Speaker 6: there was a moment where I grabbed whip and I
Speaker 6: said to him, I'm having a panic attack.
Speaker 4: I was surprising. That fits because you talk for a
Speaker 4: living like that's what you do every morning, and you
Speaker 4: come in here and you seem super confident. You've always
Speaker 4: got something to offer, and you're great being you.
Speaker 1: What was different about it?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 6: I don't know. There were moments where I was looking
Speaker 6: out into the crowd and looking at certain individuals and
Speaker 6: I'm going, oh my god, that guy's going to slay
Speaker 6: me when I get on stage.
Speaker 1: And I hate to say that. I have a theory.
Speaker 1: Was it you that threw off Australia's most beloved AFL
Speaker 1: turned radio broadcast to Fitzgerald Ryan run for reality show,
Speaker 1: Reality shows, reality show Did you give him a death stare?
Speaker 4: He did not interact with him at all.
Speaker 1: The Whip with Kate Richie on Wednesdays and Fridays, whatever
Speaker 1: that show is at the moment, he said he had
Speaker 1: a pending that because someone in the crowd threw him off,
Speaker 1: and I think it was you.
Speaker 4: No, we were sitting pretty far away from the table.
Speaker 5: He's got good eyesight.
Speaker 1: He's got good eyesight, he's got his an ex footy player.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was on Big Brother.
Speaker 1: He was on Big Brother.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not accepting responsibility for that. I had nothing
Speaker 4: to do with that.
Speaker 1: I just found it so weird. He's like, I have
Speaker 1: my first panic attack and the then I hosted yesterday,
Speaker 1: and then I saw your story saying fitzyper hosting and
Speaker 1: all fell into play.
Speaker 4: Some of my close friends you know, now, you'd make
Speaker 4: me feel bad because I still have this loyalty in
Speaker 4: me to Kiss FM because I used to work here.
Speaker 4: Of course, the rival, of course I put as a
Speaker 4: joke to my close friends, which has like my friends
Speaker 4: and former colleagues on there I put as a joke,
Speaker 4: me going boom when they announced Fits were coming out.
Speaker 4: Now I feel bad.
Speaker 1: Wait, it was of me, am I on your close friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah you would have seen it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you saw it.
Speaker 4: I also sent it in our group. Yeah, but you
Speaker 4: ignore that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't ignore that. That was fucked. It was
Speaker 1: fucking October. But that's true, mug members. I'm okay, better
Speaker 1: and reply then correct. Well, Mitchell, what do you have
Speaker 1: to say to Ryan and the Fitz He is listening now,
Speaker 1: the fans are fit.
Speaker 4: Well he sold it on marvelously. Well, yes, they did
Speaker 4: a good job. Yeah, it didn't look like he was
Speaker 4: panicking at all. Man, I'm not really going to assume
Speaker 4: that he listens to this, so I'm not actually going
Speaker 4: to craft a message for him, craft a statement. Yes,
Speaker 4: I don't need to do. I'm sorry about that Fits. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I seem to recall that on Big Brother his nickname
Speaker 4: was Frisy. When did he become Fitzy?
Speaker 1: I don't think it was it fucking was frazy. Yes,
Speaker 1: called Chris this one Jenna getting the phone.
Speaker 4: His nickname was Frisy at the start and then like
Speaker 4: towards the end of the season, the big brother. They
Speaker 4: started calling him Fitzy. I was like, we'd that come Frizy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: Maybe he knew he was going to transition into radio
Speaker 1: and he was like, it'll be Fitsy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that makes sense because his name's last name
Speaker 4: is Fitzgerald. That makes a lot more sense. I don't
Speaker 4: know where fucking Frisey came from.
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations on the win.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's well done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did very well. And what have you been
Speaker 1: up to, Jenna? Anything? Fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm helping organize Joon Cinnamanda's live show.
Speaker 1: Everyone's doing a live show, aren't they.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty full on.
Speaker 1: What theater are they doing it at the coliseum in Athens?
Speaker 1: They're flying to Athens?
Speaker 4: Now, true is not quite the same.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, did they potentially want venue
Speaker 1: was old as they were?
Speaker 5: They listened to this show?
Speaker 1: Oh? Bullshit?
Speaker 4: Yeah, bullshit?
Speaker 1: Who do? Who does? I mean?
Speaker 4: I'd be flatter if they did.
Speaker 1: But I don't think Jonesy listens. Does he on his
Speaker 1: motorbike with his headphones on?
Speaker 4: Jesus, you've had some inappropriate things about him Jonesy?
Speaker 1: Yes, No, he had Robbie for Jenna. Remember that whole
Speaker 1: era where he was fucking horned up for you? No,
Speaker 1: I do remember what was that song that was really bad?
Speaker 4: And one man whenever it was that was you said
Speaker 4: that he was besotted by Jenner's pussy power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And anytime she enters the office in the six
Speaker 1: am in the morning, this had play in his head
Speaker 1: slow motion to of course, VI Jenna's always covered. Every
Speaker 1: inch of her body is covered. There's no tip action.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: It is in reality. This is what plays in our
Speaker 1: head when she walks in. I'd love to see you
Speaker 1: do a lap dance to this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. You'd have to take off so many layers.
Speaker 1: First, the course for what to take, then the livery,
Speaker 1: my collots, now the long John's, the chain mail, now
Speaker 1: the shackles, my linten sheath, my tunic. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: over it. My erection's gone. I've still got ten more,
Speaker 1: ten more layers to go the midwinter. Oh dear, what
Speaker 1: would be your lap dance music?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've never thought about that, to be honest, I.
Speaker 1: Think I'd do something like this. I'd go it would
Speaker 1: be really fun.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I'd like time you do like a daggy dad dance.
Speaker 1: I can just picture finger guns.
Speaker 4: I knew you were going to do the finger guns.
Speaker 4: I could just sense it. And this is how I
Speaker 4: do it really on the drop, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Slightly pulling my head out of my shirt.
Speaker 4: With that terrifying green on your face.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just smiling, Okay, sorry like this, I'm having
Speaker 1: fun time anyway. I've never given a lap dance. No
Speaker 1: one's ever.
Speaker 4: No, no one's ever asked either.
Speaker 1: No one's ever. I've received one, have you? It was
Speaker 1: like essential dance from Do I want to know?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you something wild. Here's a wild story. What
Speaker 4: I had a dream recently. Oh not a great way
Speaker 4: to start a story. Everyone's already lost interest.
Speaker 1: No, I'm into it because I know you have wet dreams,
Speaker 1: so this could go well.
Speaker 4: I last spoke about it. Yeah, well with a dry dream,
Speaker 4: if you recall correctly, it.
Speaker 1: Was actually yeah, just an internal combustion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a dream that I had a wet dream,
Speaker 4: and then I woke up and I actually didn't.
Speaker 1: Wow, God confusing, isn't it strange? Thing?
Speaker 4: And I was like, thank god, I didn't want to
Speaker 4: clean it up. Yeah, sure, Anyway, separately, this is actually
Speaker 4: speaking of fucking my mate FITZI panic attack. Yeah, so, actually,
Speaker 4: before I tell you about the dream backstory, I went
Speaker 4: to the beach with Sean recently, and the waves were
Speaker 4: a bit rough that day, like they were knocking me over.
Speaker 4: I could not stand up. It just kept knocking me
Speaker 4: over and thrashing me around, and I ended up leaving
Speaker 4: the beach with a really really fast heartbeat, tight chests,
Speaker 4: and I was like feeling with panicky after that. That's
Speaker 4: weird because normally that's kind of fun to me, and
Speaker 4: it was fun at the time, but then as I
Speaker 4: was leaving, I felt really panicky and it was really weird. Anyway,
Speaker 4: fast forward to my dream. And in the dream that
Speaker 4: night a couple of nights later, you should have said when. So,
Speaker 4: a couple of nights later, I had a dream where
Speaker 4: in the dream I got out of bed to just
Speaker 4: go to the bathroom, but I could not stand up
Speaker 4: for the life of me. I just kept falling over,
Speaker 4: going in circles dizzy. And then in the dream like
Speaker 4: waves started crashing through the house. And then Sean's theory
Speaker 4: was maybe the reason you were panicking at the beach
Speaker 4: is because it reminded you of that same sensation when
Speaker 4: you had the drink spiked. Oh well, I was just like,
Speaker 4: I'm trying my absolute heartest to stay upright, but I've
Speaker 4: just lost all control my ability. So he was like,
Speaker 4: maybe the beach reminded you. And then the dream was
Speaker 4: like because I woke up from the dream with a
Speaker 4: fucking panic attack as well.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Wow, that's scary. I'm maybe now that the beach
Speaker 1: has been real informed. I was gonna say, the fucking
Speaker 1: beach triggered you.
Speaker 4: It must have.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: I don't know that's true, but it's an interesting theory.
Speaker 1: I've had a panic attack in my sleep before, and
Speaker 1: I asked my doctor very like, I woke up and
Speaker 1: my heart was racing and I felt so insanely stressed
Speaker 1: and then couldn't get back to sleep. Yeah, very weird. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I managed to get back to sleep eventually, but
Speaker 4: I did wake up. As I was waking up, I
Speaker 4: was kind of like moaning, be like.
Speaker 1: You know, You're like, you know, the only thing that
Speaker 1: will heal me in this situation is seeing my beautiful partner.
Speaker 1: And then he's fucking a squish balls deep in a fucking.
Speaker 4: Round about to say those exact words balls deep in
Speaker 4: a Oh there you go, great minds.
Speaker 7: He wasn't actually there that night when fuck the back
Speaker 7: of the rattle though, donut that he's holding interesting thing?
Speaker 7: Interesting question have to be Yeah, no, should ask him?
Speaker 7: No more squish meallow chat please for the god.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm actually I feel like you've been driving their sales.
Speaker 4: You've been influencing people to buy squish Mellow. I'm anti influencing.
Speaker 4: I'm like, nah, fuck those rats they ruin your life.
Speaker 1: They're not all rats. I've got a slug and Jenna
Speaker 1: has a musical theater major.
Speaker 4: Oh, because the slug is so much cutter than a rat,
Speaker 4: a slug.
Speaker 1: I didn't know mine was a slug.
Speaker 5: I've got a pride husky and a cat.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a furry Jenna. I've got a pride
Speaker 1: husky that's like that flag about the Newtown Hotel, a
Speaker 1: fury flag which I didn't realize what I thought it
Speaker 1: was for Venezuela. I've got the World cups on congrats,
Speaker 1: no fairy flag.
Speaker 4: You know what else made me just recently, Yeah, like
Speaker 4: a lot of things have been happening that have made
Speaker 4: me jealous of Sean on first a squish mellow situation.
Speaker 4: And also my my niece Anna, she did a drawing
Speaker 4: and it was the drawing of a castle and a
Speaker 4: couple of stick figures and whatever. And my sister goes, oh,
Speaker 4: who were these people? And she's like, oh, the whole
Speaker 4: family are inside. Mummy's the queen, daddy's the king, and
Speaker 4: out the front the night guarding the castle is sewn on.
Speaker 4: That's cute. I was like, where am I, bitch? Where
Speaker 4: do I fit into this's equator?
Speaker 1: Oh? You weren't even written in No did you check
Speaker 1: under the bridge?
Speaker 4: I had no role whatsoever. And No, I wasn't a troll.
Speaker 4: Fuck you? How dare you?
Speaker 1: You could have been Rapunza with the hair.
Speaker 4: I would have nailed that.
Speaker 1: Actually you were now that.
Speaker 4: No, I wasn't even cast in the castle drawing. That's
Speaker 4: a bit fucking rude, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Were sewn tough to be the.
Speaker 4: Oh of course of course he would, That's of course.
Speaker 4: And I said, by the way, you'd be a ship night.
Speaker 4: Let's be real. You want to be protecting her? You'd
Speaker 4: run in heart.
Speaker 1: He would be a terrible That's so funny. Sean is
Speaker 1: so polite. I message him the other day, complimented him
Speaker 1: because he was hot in his instra story. I went,
Speaker 1: you look great and all black. He went, thanks, Mitch,
Speaker 1: but I should say it's actually a name shit and
Speaker 1: like he's so polite. He like corrected me, just so,
Speaker 1: just so, I don't want you in case navy you
Speaker 1: don't enjoy I want to full transparency.
Speaker 4: I don't want to misleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. I'm no. It doesn't matter, Sean, you look
Speaker 1: hot regardless. Thanks. Well, Mitch and I had the discussion
Speaker 1: maybe it's a duck green. I'm like, it's all good,
Speaker 1: it's black.
Speaker 4: I done it.
Speaker 1: You look hot. You look hot.
Speaker 4: He's so sweet, Yeah, getting me Neglectsma snuggles.
Speaker 1: Yeah for a fucking ram. I know, all right. Shall
Speaker 1: we go sho about my date at Wicked next week
Speaker 1: when we when we do on Wednesday, when we do
Speaker 1: the Wicked chat?
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, were your made as well? It's all incompany yeah.
Speaker 1: Wicked theme? Yeah yeah, yeah, then we can call the episode.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for that. I wasn't joking when I said,
Speaker 4: this is the most exciting idea you've ever pitched to me.
Speaker 1: And I actually pitched it to you like the night off?
Speaker 1: Oh no, you messaged me the next day or something
Speaker 1: saying how was Wicked? And I think I said I
Speaker 1: loved it? Oh no, I had notes. I was like
Speaker 1: Elfie was shocking, etcetera, etcetera. I messaged Glender and said
Speaker 1: he was Glendy Glenda and I said, yes, I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: I messaged her and said you were so phenomenal?
Speaker 4: Did you did?
Speaker 5: She reply?
Speaker 1: Yes, thank God, bless thanks.
Speaker 4: You know that her sister is her understudy. What wouldn't
Speaker 4: you be spewing?
Speaker 1: Nah, you'd be so thrilled.
Speaker 4: Her sister had already played Glinda on like the Gold
Speaker 4: Coast version of Wicked. Yeah, they were like, yeah, you're
Speaker 4: good enough for Gold Coast, but your sister's getting Sydney.
Speaker 1: That's fucking funny. Wait, I have an idea. Should we
Speaker 1: audition next week for our understudy? What we should have
Speaker 1: understudies for you and me and or Jenna?
Speaker 4: Oh well, don't I already have one? Louis Hanson, you hid.
Speaker 1: An audition, that's true, he was offer, only we need
Speaker 1: people that can play us perfectly.
Speaker 4: Well, we've done this before, asked people to do with
Speaker 4: Mitchell Kuan's impression. No one even tried.
Speaker 1: No one can. And people do Mitch during pressures, they
Speaker 1: just laugh loudly and cut their hands. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we should find our understudies.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I think it'd be easier to cast
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so those are really unique sort of magic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more like you're more impressionable though, and the
Speaker 4: people can do impressions. Oh, I get you. No one's
Speaker 4: ever been able to know yours is hard. No one
Speaker 4: will ever be good enough to feel.
Speaker 1: No one will ever be able to nail you like
Speaker 1: a try has been for you. All right, Well, that
Speaker 1: WEEKD episode is Wednesday. Let's go, Actually we should.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we better, we better get out of here. We
Speaker 4: hope this podcast made you feel at least two percent
Speaker 4: better today. That's all just two percent.
Speaker 1: So we do, we do, so we do, So we do,
Speaker 1: and don't worry. Jenna has a role for Wednesday. Roll ax.
Speaker 1: She's been cast. She almost didn't and someone I will say,
Speaker 1: pulled out, and so you've got the role, Jenna.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do we say who she's playing? They can probably
Speaker 4: fucking figure it out, can't they roach Fiero for yay
Speaker 4: she's the love interest in our Love Trying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well fighting over you ye A bit weird that
Speaker 1: they're fighting and Glenda and which not even sisters.
Speaker 5: Not Glenda, It's Cleander, Glinda Comanda.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's Wednesday. Thanks for listening, guys, and
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you then.
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